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But Then
Someone is always there to make you Feel better and put a smile on your face :D if you haven't met him....well what are you waiting for hes the BESTEST Click below to meet Him misterfeet@ fubar and click This pic to rate his contest pic and help him win a 30 day blast!!! LOVE YA MISTERFEET!!!! Many Smiles April ♥

What A Day
So its been quite a day for FU-TARDS and dumbasses and all that so i thought i would share a few with you....You know its a Monday when You get this in your Friend Requests and then you get Jealous people shouting you!!! Holy Wow Many Smiles April ♥

All About Me
Hi everyone, I guess the best place to start is to tell you a little about myself. I am a 29 yr old woman that is in a marriage that just seems to be going nowhere. i am 5 ft 5 full figured and what i mean by full figured is that i am on the heavy side but not to heavy. i have long brown hair and dark brown eyes. i have 1 daughter and 2 sons. but my daughter has been adopted. beacuse i was stupid and at the time i thought i was doing the right thing but in the long run it was the worst mistake i ever made. i know i am bouncying all over the place and for that i am sorry. i guess my life is just messed up. I am stll in love with my daughters father. hes the only person that really truly knows who i am. hes the only man that i ever let get close to me. the only man that i could be myself with. and i think over the yrs i have lost myself and who i am . ever since we split up things have changed for me. i met a man that i married 9 months after meeting him and that was another m

Sue Or Not To Sue ..comments Welcome
OK SO I NEED SOME ADVICE. I KNOW WHAT MY HUSBAND AND I NEED TO DO BUT WE WANNA MAKE SURE ITS RIGHT BEFORE PROCEEDING. WE TOOK OUR 3 YR OLD TO THE DENTIST TODAY AND HE WAS ONLY SUPPOSE TO HAVE 2 SILVER CAPS PUT ON 2 BACK TEETH WHICH IS WHAT WE SIGNED FOR AND SAID OK TO. WELL OUR BABY COMES OUT WITH HIS TWO FRONT TOP TEETH DONE AS WELL. THIS F*CKING DENTIST DID A BABY ROOT CANAL ON MY 3 YR OLD. THERE WAS NO REASON TO DO IT OTHER THAN HE HAD A VERY VERY SMALL CHIP IN THE CORNER OF ONE. MIND YOU IT NEVER BOTHERED HIM. THIS DENTIST NEVER CAME OUT AND ASKED US FOR PERMISSION NOR ASKED UP TO SIGN ANY PAPERS OTHER THAN THE PAPER FOR HIS 2 SILVER CAPS. I FLIPPED OUT IN THE OFFICE AND SAID " WHY IN THE HELL DID U DO THAT TO MY BABY WHEN THEY ARE JUST BABY TEETH AND WILL FALL OUT IN A COUPLE YEARS? NO RESPONSE FROM NO ONE. HE WONT EAT, DRINK AND IS IN PAIN AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING I CAN DO FOR HIM RIGHT NOW. IM F*CKING PISSED AND ANGRY. THIS DENTIST SAYS OH WE FILED IT DOWN AND HIT A NERVER SO

Pebbles Isinaz~is Pimpin Out My Man ,,, Check Him Out
'Gunner *Indy Wrestler* future r/l hubby to Mizz P... 10-18-08{Dirty South Crew}' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-04 20:38:37'.. > > > === '~PebblesinAZ~Own3d by Domking123~Owner of Nyha and 80 Karat Kid!! WOOT!' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-04 20:34:02'.. > > > > > > > > > > This is my friend Gunner! Go show him what a friend is and rate/fan and add him! He's a great guy with a great girl and deserves all the help he can get! > > > > Gunner *Indy Wrestler* future r/l hubby to Mizz P... 10-18-08{Dirty South Crew}@ fubar > > > > > > > > > > > > Brought to you by me: > > > > ~PebblesinAZ~Own3d by Domking123~Owner of Nyha and 80 Karat Kid!! WOOT!@ fubar > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Yet Again...
About once a month I try and buy a week long blast.So today I purchased a blast I thought it sounded perfect I had used the line "I am the MILF you want to get to know!" I figured that would get some attention.About an hour after I purchased the blast it was approved which I thought was weird since it usually takes alot of time.However when I viewed my blast that specific line was no longer in it!!!!I am sure I double checked my blast when I edited it yet somehow my blast was edited by someone other than me!!I am very irritated and I did e-mail fubar support but I dont expect to get any help from them I am basically sol on this.Just like I was on the blast I purchased that fubar denied and said they would replace it and never did,sigh what is a girl to do...

A Sticky Situation.
Letter. I have been seeing this guy for a couple months. We both agreed in the beginning that it would be casual, no one would get attached to the other. We have seen each other 3-4 times a week since we met, and get along great. Of course, I am attached. He said that he is with one woman at a time, so he doesn't sleep around. I believe him. I told him I am not interested in anyone else. He is not attached, and I don't think it would bother him if we ended it now. My question is, how do I get him to want to be with me, as more than a casual fling? He's got great long term potential, and I know we'd be good together. My response. Talk to him about it. You really don't have anything to lose. If he rejects the idea, you'll get hurt, but if you keep going the way you are, you'll get hurt. The only way to move forward is communication. I'm a firm believer in communication. If he rejects the idea, I would remain friends, but for your heart's sake, move on. I put a little more t

Last Update J-roxxx Hottest Mummer On Fubar Contest!
hello all! theres less than 24 hours left in the contest! im so proud of you all :D thanks to each of you for entering, and making the first contest ive hosted such a pleasure. I LOVE MUMMERS!! there was absolutely no drama the entire time. props to all of you :) here are the standings as of 10:30 pm central time :) *first place ~ misterfeet - 2371 *second place ~ pebblesinaz - 2205 *third place ~ ez 2 fu - 1235 *fourth place ~ the bully - 1154 *fifth place ~ prettygreeneyes - 582 *sixth place ~ kristen victoria - 479 i will be posting the winners Wednesday night, and you can expect your prizes by Thursday :) i ♥ you all hope everyone has a fabulous week :) (((((hugs))))) ******muuuuuuaaaaahhs***** HAPPY HOUR 11'S FOR ALL COMMENTS TO THIS ENTRY :D

Friend
im sorry for the things ive said and for the things ive done im also sorry to say that the sorries just begun first came the lies, next was the suprise and then came the nights where all you did was cry i keep gettin chances and they keep gettin blown i keep fuckin up before we can grow no more trying cuz theres no more to lose im gonna do everything i can for you just to prove you say not to worry but you know that im goin to i just cant help it, i want to be with you i cant help being mad, i cant help feeling sad because i know im not gettin through i know you dont believe me, my actions differ from words but realize that everything differs from what youve heard its all so complicated, so hard to understand but i know when im finished ill be a stronger man you say your not mad, you say youll be just fine i know it sounds selfish but i know im not this time you say that your not bothered and that im only your friend now all thats left is my unlowly descend you may

Walking The Medicine Wheel
The following is a guideline I used to present a workshop to my local group at our Imbolc Celebration. I hope you enjoy as the rest of the group did... Medicine Wheel teachings are among the oldest teachings of First Nations people. The teachings found on the Medicine Wheel create a holistic foundation for human behavior and interaction; the teachings are about walking the earth in a peaceful and good way; they assist in helping to seek healthy minds (East) strong inner spirits (South), inner peace (West), strong, healthy bodies (North). A Medicine Wheel can best be described as a mirror within which everything about the human condition is reflected back. It requires courage to look into the mirror and really see what is being reflected back about an individual's life. The term "Medicine" as it is used by First Nations people does not refer to drugs or herbal remedies. It is used within the context of inner spiritual energy and healing or an enlightened experience, in other words

Random Facts About Me
Everything on my desk has be in a certain order im obsessed with blankets i only buy black shoes i only own plain colored t shirts i still have everything anyone has ever given me i am a pack rat i have more ties than i do clothes (i never wear ties tho) i take my american flag down every night and fold it to military regulation my favorite color is baby blue my favorite season is fall i have to have a fan on me while i sleep i am a workaholic i am a recoverying drug addict the things that have made me who i am today i have told no one i have a photographic memory i can not sleep unless im holding someone or something my favorite poem is 'footprints in the sand' i go insane when im not listening to music i belive eyes are the key to the soul i hate having my shades up for some reason i clean my whole house daily i am a neat freak at times everything in my house has a specific spot it has to be in i need to learn something everyday i love learning about common kn

Wedding Dresses
Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." It was a Brave man that wrote this...LOL!

Show Me
there is a life in the stars shining high above us saying we have it all so don't lose it as the star shines bright we all wish upon it show me the truth of life show me the life i need to led into the light we all see the meaning of what is true as we stare at the moon lit sky we think about everydays termoil thinking of how to change what we did in the past so we don't repeat it show me the truth of life show me the life i need to led into the night sky i wish upon the stars searching for the truth, searching for the life i once had before it fell apart shine bright upon my life and show me the truth of my life

Home Remedies
Home Remedies Don't think I'd try any of these. > > AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES > > > > 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER > DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. > > > > 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE > ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. > > > > 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE > THE SINK. > > > > 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR > A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE > A TIMER. > > > > 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM > ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. > > > > 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL > BE AFRAID TO COUGH. > > > > 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAP

My First Cast
Today I received welcome news from my Ortho Doc. He's not going to do surgery on my broken wrist! He had me put in a cast up to my elbow, and hopefully next week I'll get in a short arm cast! Woo-Hoo! He decided after reviewing the cat scan there was nothing he could do surgically to improve upon the way the ER Doc at Thorton set it. This made me VERY happy indeed! I should be back to work next week, in a short arm cast to replace this big one, and hopefully only delay starting my new job by one week. Thank the Gods and Goddess!!! Blessed be! ~ANDREA

Any Bifemales In Knoxville
Hello everyone looking to meet bi/curious females in the Knoxville, Tn area or close. I would like to meet a special female to share friendship with and more. I'm looking for the special person to share love with and a special friendship between us.

So Lonely...
Yet again I have nobody on this holiday to come...sigh...my entire life and not once have I had someone special to buy chocolate for...or hell even flowers for that matter...everyone I come across loves to fuck with my feelings. Why should this year be any different? Just another lonely day...a reminder that nobody wants me, that all my efforts and love put forth towards a special someone are always taken advantage of...maybe one day someone will actually love me and not lie about it...maybe one valentines day I will actually have someone...

New To This =) Hehe.
Hey People ! My name is Valentina .. Im new at this site.. Looks a bit complicated. But i guess ill get the hang of it =) I do have a myspace. A music one & also my main one. Here are the links, If you want feel free to check out my music & my site ! Love to all

Love For Death, Death For Love
Love for Death, Death for Love there is a place i did dwell, new a boy i loved so well. he came and took that love from me, now he's gone and i'm set free. i even know the reason why, for another prettier than i. i ran upstairs and cried in bed, not a word to my mother was said. father came home late that night, searched the house from left to right. ran upstairs the door he broke, found me hanging from a rope. on my jeans there was a note: "dig a grave,dig it deep, marble stone from head to feet. on it please place a dove, to show the world i died for love." Phelicia Ireijo Copyright ©2008 PheliciaIreijo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Our Flag
OUR FLAG ~ May she ever wave! Our flag is fabric wove of thread, Carried by heroes live and dead. She stands for justice and courage too, With her colors; red, white and blue. For all who serve her, there’ll be cheers, For any who die, there’ll be tears, For all who love her, life is swell, For those who harm her, war is hell. How many moms have cried before, As they sent their children to war. How many dads have not returned, Because our freedom must be earned. Wars were waged where brave men died As patriots fought side by side. Our flag is still the pearl of earth, Because of those who prove her worth.

Unlove
This is what i feel when it come to gurls. That they rip my heart out in throw in the frie and they watch it burn. So i sit on my bed Cry thousands and one tear from these Hurting brown eyes. And inside Cry inside to cuz we Know that noone going to love me. Buy Im superman I can love too. I want to save that gurl and i want to be there hero.Now i sit here and Cry Thousand and one tear feeling empty inside in noone here to save me. What I Do. sUPERMAN

Can Ya Show A Newbie Sum Luv Plz
I dont usually pimp out people unless its their birthday or something but a good friend of mine's brother just joined a week ago. If ya can please swing by and show him a lil fubar ♥ and give him a warm welcome! Thank you so much and please repost! (can ya plz repost the bully for me *bats eyes*) xoxo -cotton

Honest Answers
Questions about yourself, copy and paste the questions and answer them to send to me, then repost. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are scary? 20.)Q. If you could chan

12.16.1961-02.26.1994
BILL HICKS; JUST A RIDE Today, a young man on acid, realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves... There is a point. Is there a point to all this? Let's find a point. Is there a point to my act, I would say there is. I have to. The world is like a ride at an amusement park; and when you choose to go on it, you think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down and round and round, it has chills and thrills and it's very brightly coloured, and very loud. And it's fun, for awhile. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question; is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered and they come back to us, they say, 'Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride.' And we, kill those people. '

For All My Friends
Just A Song For All My Friends. (If You Don't Like Country Too Bad, I Liked The Words 8-P) kthxbye -AsH.WeeE Lyrics I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow, and each road leads you where you wanna go, and if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, if it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile. But more than anything, more than anything... My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, your dreams stay big, your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, and while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but you never forget, all the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always f

Poetry 2
in a place where nothing is just as it seems its hard to discern reality from dream we crawl out from within our selves clutching on to hope drowning in the sorrows that prevent our willingness to cope yet still we continue dreaming as if our hopes wont fade as we walk our dark paths blindly inside this dreamless gloomy maze and those of us who dare to dream enough to light our paths are only met with sadness when these dreams of ours dont last is it in our nature just to want what we cant take are these dreams of ours just regrets from our mistakes is a dream to me just nothing more than a wish made by my heart or is every dream i dare to dream reality in part?

Someday
Someday Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while, So when you are lonely remember it's true; Someday someone might come into your life and love you the way you've always wanted them to. If your someday was yesterday, learn. If your someday is tomorrow, hope. If your someday is today, cherish. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. Someday I might meet somebody else and find love, Someday I'll find him and he will find me, Someday I hope. In the mean I learn to stand alone And breathe and find courage to go on each day.

A Heart Felt Thank You To Everyone!
For all my friends on here, Words cannot begin to express the heartfelt gratitude and love I have for all of you. As many of you know, I recently lost my beautiful daughter Katie. in a terrible tragedy. During the most difficult time in my life that I have ever experienced, you all pulled through for me. I have received over 1,000 sympathy cards, military ribbons, candles, and other gifts on here from all of you showing an overwhelming amount of love. It would take more than a lifetime for me to respond and repay all of you for what you have done for me. It's just not humanly possible for one person to do that. I spent 5 days reading all the emails attached to all the gifts you all sent. I want to express the gratitude and love in my heart for all of you, but there aren't words to do that. My heart is bleeding from all the pain, and I want to reach out to every one of you, but there's no way I could do that. I would be sitting at my computer for over 6 months. Your prayers, thou

It's Official: Sci Fi To Air Doctor Who Season 4 And Sarah Jane In April
After several days of rumors and claims on the internet, Sci Fi Channel has publicly announced that Doctor Who Series 4 and The Sarah Jane Adventures Series 1 will begin airing in April 2008. The official press release can be read by CLICKING HERE. Air dates and times have not been revealed yet. This will mean that Doctor Who airs in the US within a few weeks of the UK airdates, and that the Sarah Jane Adventures will actually air in the US. Thanks to Benjamin Elliott at This Week in Doctor Who.

Join The Hottest New Lounge...
Come Join The Hottest Growing New Lounge Around! Forbidden Is The Place To Be We Have The HOTTEST Staff & Members! We Always have a blast. There's Always Great Contests & Give Aways. Great Music. Always Drama Free. FORBIDDEN Is The HOTTEST! Come Join Us. Plenty Of Drinks To Go Around! We Love New & Old Faces!! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52754

Tagg Your It !!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) My son and husband are my life 2.) I am very straight forward, so if you don't want the truth then don't ask my advice 3.) I love to sing (can't carry a tune, but who cares?) 4.) I am very loyal to my friends, unless lied to 5.) I love deeply and passionately, when you are in my heart it is forever, even if we part ways 6.) I am moody at times 7.) I am a good judge of character 8.) I love animals 9.) I have been called a Dear Abby, on a site I used to belong to I had a colum in the forum ppl. would leave questions and I would answer and give advice 10.) I am a wild and crazy lady...in a good w

Who Wears The Pants Here?
I don't know if it's, like, a full moon and the stars are out of alignment and the magnetic core of the Earth is polarized unequally or some shit.. But it seems like every male in my life as of the last week has had worse PMS than I do. I swear, they've all slipped off their rockers and banged their oversized skulls on something. I got into a heated conversation last night with a friend of mine. We were talking about relationships and she proceeded to tell me that I was "wrong" about how I feel about how strongly I feel about the financial responsibilty that I expect from the men I date... That pissed me off. What pissed me off was that she was telling me I was wrong about the way that I feel about what I'm attracted to, or what I feel is necessary in a relationship with ME... Not her.. Not anyone else... ME. I think that the only authority on the subject of how I feel about what responsibilities should be held in a relationship of MINE is ME. Fuck if anyone is going to impose t

Angelica - Update
Her original neurologist that I didn't like, Dr. Rathinam, is no longer practicing so we got to see Dr. Kojic. WHAT a difference!!!!! She didn't argue with me that Angelica was having seizures or anything. She wanted to know exactly what happened yesterday and between Angelica and I we were able to tell her. She has been diagnosed as an epileptic. She's ok with that and I'm actually just thankful to have a diagnosis of sorts. They still aren't sure what's triggering the seizures, but Dr. Kojic thinks the ones yesterday were a combination of her outgrowing the dosage she was on and a lack of sleep from the weekend. She was very shocked to learn of all the restrictions Dr. Rathinam had put on her and said, no, she needs to live her life, that's what the medication is for. She is absolutely allowed to have caffeine, chocolate, ride the roller coasters, etc. Just before bed, she needs to not watch tv and read something boring so her brain isn't stimulated. Angelica absolutely love

Special Ty To My Beautiful Wife
Congrats to Mr.D for becoming our newest Disciple... Please everyone show him lots of love.. I want to thank everyone that was there making this happen Mr.D did over 4 Mil in one Happy Hour thanks to each and every one of you. Mя. Đ ♥ Perky ☠Owner of the Pitbull Mafia☠@ fubar And a Huge thanks to MikeS & MzMic for all the pimping out they have done to help make this happen.. ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Sisters4Life@ fubar ~*Mike S*~ ~Taken by MzMic~ *father of |RS-113|*@ fubar And of course the Pitbull Mafia we couldn't have done it without each and every one of you. ☠Pіŧßułł МãҒiã☠@ fubar (repost of original by 'Perky ♥ Mr.D Owner of the Pitbull Mafia' on '2008-02-04 18:40:39')

Ty Mike S And Mz Mic
Welcome the Newest Kewlest Disciple....He just made 4,230,880 pts in his HH tonight on his road from Godfather to Disciple!!! WOOHOOOO!!! Stop by and give him some luv and respect and also say hey to the lady that helped to get him there.... Mя. Đ ♥ Perky ☠Owner of the Pitbull Mafia☠@ fubar Perky ♥ Mr.D Owner of the Pitbull Mafia@ fubar We Love Ya! MikeS and MzMic (repost of original by '~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Sisters4Life' on '2008-02-04 19:05:55') (repost of original by 'Perky ♥ Mr.D Owner of the Pitbull Mafia' on '2008-02-04 19:10:19')

Funny ???
A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- an Asian man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received following report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee, Chen Lee

Things That Go Through My Head On A Daily Basis...
I'm compiling a list of things that I find that I think quite often while engaged in conversations with others, but don't exactly input.. Out loud, at least: "Please, for the love of God, just shut the fuck up." "You are, in fact, dumber than any given box of rocks." "What the fuck?" "No shit." "That's what I just said. Say it again." "No, seriously, shut the fuck up." "I've taken shits that have higher IQs." "SHUT UP... STOP TALKING." "It is 10 feet to the nearest exit." "I wonder what would happen if I stuck this pencil in that little hole in the wall. I think it would stay." "Don't look at me like that.. I don't really like you either." "Oh, I fucked up. Maybe if I act stupid it will get me out of trouble." "Ok, if I stick this pencil in my eye instead of the hole in the wall, I wonder if he'll stop talking." "You are so dumb. How do you survive in the wild?" "And the explaination for that would be that you suck. You suck fat ones. G

"you're It"
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1..love cooking. 2..love going camping. 3..love to give massages. 4..i love days of our lives . 5..love my friends on here . 6..love photography. 7..i love flowers . 8..i have a heart of gold.hehe. 9..i love to cuddle . 10..i am very romantic. i am tagging these 5 people.. Paul , Jeff, Bauer ,Spike the Vampy ,Yummy Bunny

A Reason I Havent Been Here Lately....
Hi everybody...... I Know i havent been around lately but have had so much peronal shit happen it was a pretty shitty christmas... then i broke my heel bone and snapped a stack of ligaments in my ankle, and am currently typing this on my lap at my mothers with my half a leg in plaster...as i broke it i had to move back in with my mum..then to top it all off get a load of this.... well i dont know what it is with me and the men i pick... my now ex who cheated on me with a 15 yr old is currently in a relationship with her now...the the stupid shit rings me to tell me his great news.....WHAT A WANKER!!!!!!!!!!! thanx to fubar i found out he cheated and he denied it over and over so when he rang and said he was with this 15yr old i just thought i knew he cheated thats why i ended it... little does he realise all i have to do is call the cops and let them know he is screwing a minor (the age of consent in Oz is 18 yrs when the other person is 30yrs and over) and get him arrested..

Invite Form
I just logged on for the first time today and I found this annoying friend invitation form at the top of my page I looked around and can't find any way to get rid of it. However, I didn't see 50 angry mumms about it, so there has to be some really obvious way to turn it off that I'm just not seeing. Anyone care to enlighten me?

Best/funniest/most True Ever!!! Definitely Worth The Read
Hello, my name is David Payne. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Oh wait, maybe that trip to Disneyland is true, yeah, shove Mickey Mouse up your ass and jump off a tall building and then you'll get to Disneyland. "Oooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out th

Heavly Medacated!!!
I was recently given some medication to stop me from coughing...which is good cause if i can stop coughing it will help my throat and lungs heal...but the downside is its a powerful narcotic...and it's kind of hard to stay awake...or do anything for that matter...i'm gonna end up missing like a week of Kung-fu, and school more than likely....and the sad thing is if i don't that take it i hack so baddly i make myself throw up...oh well...i pull threw sooner or later.

Upon Bended Knee
Here I stand on bended knee so many questions for you and me. We had so much love and passion, has it slipped away like a bygone fashion? I used to see love shining in your eyes, now there closed away like you have something to hide. How do I rekindle the fire that was there? was it because of something I forgot to share? My heart is bursting with love for you, Let's put the past behind and start anew. When I close my eye's I see your beautiful face It's enough to make my heart begin to race. I can only imagine walking through life hand in hand, Growing old together was our plan. Please tell me how to fix the wrong, So our lives can take flight like a new song. I await your reply upon bended knee.

Every Woman....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... < BR>a feeling of contro

"i Got Tagged"
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1..love cooking. 2..love going camping. 3..love to give massages. 4..i dont watch alot of sports. 5..love landscaping and remodeling. 6..love photography. 7..a woman in a button down shirt is a huge turn on for me. 8..i have a heart of gold.hehe. 9..been married twice.and been separated for 12 years...dont ask,...lol. 10..i am very romantic. i am tagging these 5 people..Cj, J-Roxx, Lutin,Lily, and Fantasy

Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

Sainted In Sin
Bereft of all innocence Holding on to pious beliefs Daily affirmations Waiting for an absolution No one to hear my confessions Blind lamb slaughtered Sacrificed for divinity In darkness I live In shadows I seek Weeping my sad lament For that taken from me Enslaved by my benediction Bloody sacrament Feasting on god's nectar Angel without mercy A soulless warrior Living in a dystopia Writing new testaments Chaos is my shield Destruction is my blade Mocking the commandments Taking my place above all I am he... Forgiver... Savior... The Redeemer

Broken Inside
Last night I looked within myself, There hidden between tissue and organs it laid, A battered and bruised heart, Too broken to mend or repair. Words cut deep… deeper than a bullet or blade. More hurtful than the sticks that broke on my back, Or the beatings that marred my young flesh, Bruises fade and heal yet memories remain. I opened my heart and let you in, With a child’s love and a woman’s heart, I allowed you to mold me, to break me and destroy me, Still I am not good enough for you. My tears, my blood and my body weren’t enough. You had to go further within. I lost my thoughts… your word was god. Slowly bleeding inside… masking the pain that was killing me. I tried to end the pain… pushed that steak knife into my vein. Crying softly wondering when it will stop. I broke free and tried to fly, only to have you rip my wings away. Once I again I gave in… allowed you to make me doubt myself. I listened to your lies, I believed your hate. Lowered my eyes, in fear

Site
Hello, friends and family. This blog is to let you know about current updates to my site, we have added over 10,000 new pictures, and we also have a special drawing this month, sign up between today and the end of the month we will be giving a YEAR away for free, all you have to do is sign up for at least a trial membership and you are entered, the winner will be drawn at random and will be alerted via email. so sign up today and get your chance. 3.50 for a 4 day trial a year would cost 135.00 so you would be saving 131.50

Really You Are Beautiful
really you are beautiful Take my hand And walk with me Through endless life A world to see Give your dreams Your thoughts laid bare And feel the love I long to share Bring your soul A love entwined A twist of fate Two lives combined Take my heart It's in your care I'll take yours too If you will share Give your pain I'll take it all And keep you safe To never fall Bring your love And I'll bring mine We'll test our will To conquer time

New Update Going Up Tomorrow
For all my wet set lovers I have a new wet set going up tomorrow. Don't worry, any of you that aren't particularly fond of the wet look will have something new to look at on Wednesday! Hope to hear from you soon. Enjoy the updates and I'll see you this week for a new cam show. CHeck schedule or newsletter for date and time. In the meantime you can check out update 452 that went up on friday or any of the other 25,000 plus pictures on my site. XOXO, Aimeelynn www.squirttilithurts.com

Win Some Lose Some
ok i was accept to move in to my new house and now the programes dont match and noone can agree on the lease so im looking again now i have two weeks to find a house here in fort collins for around 800.00 if you can help let me know thanks angel

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? * Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. * Dachshund:- You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! * Rottweiler: Make me. * Labrador retriever: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? * Tibetan Terrier: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy! * Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. * Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. * Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. * Doberman pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. * Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark... * Chihua

Please Helpme With Rates And Comments
Here is the link to my pic that is in a contest. Please rate and leave as many comments as you can. This contest will run for 2 weeks. Starts February 4 Thru February 18. Starting & Ending at 9 pm (EST) The One with the Most Comments At the End of Two Weeks Wins, Rates will equal 5 comments. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1097742&albumid=778329&i=1240711968

I Just Started My Diet :)
I'm excited, I finally started following a diet, not too strict one, just cutting down the fats and eating sensible... I have also decided to give it a try to that new pill Alli, I will try My best to stick to it (dieting it's so hard sometimes) but I have a goal and I want to work on it... I am going to start walking more, after the office I will try to go to the park and walk around the track for at least 30 minutes to an hour. The track near home is right in front of the beach and I like the view and the fresh air.. it should do Me good. My princess also joined Me in the diet, so we are going to be supporting each other, this is very important when you want to avoid "sabotage" we will watch each other as we progress on this new task. I am practicing My cooking skills and so far, My diet food has been delicious (I'm very good at cooking) :) I will keep you updated on our progress... now just hope to see a lot of support from My friends... right? Kisses & spanks Me

You've Been Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love chocolate and believe it should be a major food group! 2. My favorite band is Fleetwood Mac 3. I truly believe that Mean people SUCK 4. My kids are MY LIFE and my greatest accomplishment 5. My favorite season of the year is fall 6. When I love someone, I love them deeply 7. Once I call you friend, I will be loyal and defend you to the bitter end...but if you lie to me, it will be like I never even knew you existed. 8. Did I mention I like chocolate???? oh yeah and steak & baked tater.. Mmmmmmm lol 9. I am CRaZyY!! (in a good way) 10. My worst (and at times, best) quality is STUBBORNESS!! I am tagging

I've Been Tagged
I've been tagged!! I got Tagged by Sweetlips!!! Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog weird random things facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names.Dont forget to leave a comment that says "Your It" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the person who tagged you.... 1)I was born in Germany,raised in Colorado,then in Germany over 8 years , now in Indiana over 20. 2)I Love My Fiance Andrew! 3)I raised 2 kids alone. 4)I Love to spoil My 3 Grandkids. 5)I Miss the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. 6)I Love Scary Movies. 7)I Work part time as a cashier at good ole Wal Mart. 8)I plan on taking a trip to Canada in the very near future. 9)I Love to do counted cross stitch pictures. 10)I love to just enjoy life! I tagged: Hoakie Girl, Beboe,Princess Di,Redhotlustlife and Wizard.

The Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-bei

**i'm Going To Oakwood, Il**
Hey all you Fighting Illini!!! I'm coming your way :-) I'm going to be in Oakwood, IL, this week! Come see me at the Oasis Adult Superstore, I'll be hanging out there this Thursday, Friday and Saturday, February 7th, 8th and 9th. I'll be in the store until Midnight each night, signing my DVDs and taking FULL NUDE polaroids!!! I've never been to Oakwood before, so come out and show me what a cool place it is-I'll see you there :-)

My Farewell
im tired of fubar, i am deletng my account around midnight tonight. if you are lucky enough to have my messengerid for yahoo and msn, then i will still be on there from time to time. i will miss everyone but i am just bored to death of this site. take care everyone

Haha No More Referral Cheating
Taken from the fubar bible: The referral link was previously disabled for fraud reasons, but has been enabled once again! For clarity, this means that both the invite link and the email invite process will both get you points! However, there is a catch: You will not get ALL the points right away. Why? Because we're smarter than that, and we know you gamers like to try and game us. So, we've come up with a solution: From the Bible: (http://fubar.com/bible.php#invite_bonus) How does the Invite Bonus work? fubar rewards you by giving bonuses for when your friends join and use fubar - Up to 14,000 fuBucks and points per friend! Here's how it works: • You will get 1,000 fuBucks and points when your friend joins • You will get 1,000 fuBucks and points every day your invite uses fubar (up to 5 days; non-consecutive) • You will get 8,000 fuBucks and points when he or she posts an approved salute! Remember, we're all about fair play, so if you cheat we WILL find you. Party

Again Please?
Hey guys! Rates have reset since this contest has started, so if you could take just 30 seconds of your time and go back and re-rate it, I will love you forever! Ok, so I'll love you forever anyway... If you haven't rated it yet, will you pop in and do it? It's hard to pick just one too, so rate as many as you like. There are LOTS of sexy mummers in that folder!

My Beautiful Friend List
I was looking through my friends list here on fubar trying to find someone and I noticed that my friends list is made up of some really beautiful men and women. I'm sure that there is whack job or two in the bunch, but generally speaking, my fubar friends are hot. Realizing this made me think... *might someone think i'm beautiful like i think about all of my friends?* *and if so, does that make me one of "the beautiful people?"* *and if so, is there anyway I could switch to the "the rich and the beautiful" group? I think I'd like it better.* **upon edit I recognized that a clarification in the last "if so": I should have said *and if so, is there anyway I could switch to the "the financially secure and the beautiful" group? I think I'd like it better.* Because one can be rich in other than monetary means, but I'm really talking about money.

A Big Project I Have Been Working On
I am very pleased and honored to have been involved with this new museum project slated to open this May in Washington, D.C. My involvement with this multi million dollar museum, ( which will aslo house the television studios of John Walsh of "America's Most Wanted Fame" ), has been to find rare and unusual artifacts related to the history of crime and punishment, to lease objects from my own collection for display in the museum, to offer expert historical consultation to the museum, and to record voice intros and descriptions for many of the objects displayed within the "Capital Punishment" and "Medieval Justice" galleries. Visitors to the museum will wear radio activated headsets and in some parts of the museum they will hear me describing various artifacts and associated historical points. This has been a great adventure and I am very proud to have been so deeply involved with this project. Steve Santini

Need Advice
i need some advice, i have found three engagment ring and don't know which one to give her. they are in my album marked- "engagment rings". All of them are over one hundred years old and money is not a problem. which one would you choose. Any and all help would be greatly needed. Thanks and have a nice day

The Wait Begin
Hello everyone, today I took my daughter to the doctor to see what the outcome was going to be. Is she or Isn't she pregrent. I won't know until tomorrow evening. She took the pee test and it came out neg. So she took the blood test. The machine went down so we have to wait until tomorrow. The wait is killing me. I don't know how to feel and I hate wondering. She's been in some pain, and I can't explain what it is. She is one month late, but the way she tell it it doesn't add up, but I will find out tomorrow. I hope. As for living here, man it getting harder. Man I can't wait to get another job. I have to leave, even if the test is pos or neg, I still have to leave. My heart isn't here anymore. I need to be by myself for awhile. I have been with him faithful for 10 years on March 8, and the love I once felt for him is gone. I do love him, I'm not in love with him anymore. He a good man for someone eles, I lived this life long enought. Am I wrong for that? This man allow me to dr

Why You Shouldn’t Have Sex With Your Friends - Or Should You?
You saw “When Harry Met Sally…” but have you lived it? I have. Once had a wicked crush on my best friend from eleventh grade. Lost touch, got back in touch, lost touch again. We hadn’t seen each other in four years when we reconnected after college, but when we did, we slept together. It was everything I’d dreamed of, but it was so…foreign…and somehow, wrong. We stayed in touch for years afterwards – but we never ever got together again. The thing about friendship is that you’re dealing with an established commodity. It’s not like meeting a cute stranger, swapping spit, and giving it a whirl. The stakes, in this instance, are a lot higher, because there’s actually something to lose. Now I’m sure you know a couple of longtime friends who got together after a dozen years of dating the wrong people and now they live happily ever after with their three kids in Sheboygan, WI. It happens and I’m sure it’s close to an ideal situation. I mean, after all, who better to be your partne

2008 Hallowicked & Mini-gathering
Greetings ninjas I and the Aitch Blade Circus are currently planning for this years mini-gathering for the 2008 HALLOWICKED show to be held in Worcester MA. Heres the dealio: Reserve your seat today for $25.00; final amount to be determined in September for the ride up and back to Providence in the party limo we have selected for this years show (see the folder HALLOWICKED for images of this limo in my Photos section). Final cost per nugget will be based on the total number of Ninjas that reply. Seating is limited so reserve your today! The plan is to meet in Providence no later then 3pm the day of the show, we will then stop for some grub & drinks at a restaurant to be decided at a later date before heading to the show. After the show its back to Providence to hit some of the city hot spots like CLUB HELL which closes at 2 am then its off the Club Therapy; the Cities only after hours club or maybe a rave! Message for payment instructions via PayPal. Reservation

Anti Nowhere League:
yes anti nowhere league is touring the us for some of us (IE: ME) this is wonderful fucking news...so here are the tour dates i will post what other bands are playing as i find out the info Anti Nowhere League AMERICAN TOUR APRIL 2008 Thurs. 3rd-providence ct-club hell fri. 4th-brooklyn, ny-club europa sat 5th-allentown, pa-crocodile rock sun 6th-detroit-magic stick mon 7th grand rapids-skelletones tues 8th chicago-reggies rock room thurs 10th Los Angeles-safari sams fri 11th san francisco-annies sat 12th santa cruz-(TBC) sun 13th long beach-the vault as i get more info i will post more

I,got Tagged
Lets see here..5 things huh? 1-hate german chocolate cake 2-hate the figs..(love fig nuetons) 3-don`t play well with others 4-enjoy good conversations 5-have two cats im tagging;lady kate,angeld,tuti,sassy,axl now read my blog rate it...

Superbowl 3rd Qt
Your kisses are sweeter, your body still tingling from your orgasm we lay there in each others arms. I kiss you and begin to laugh you say oh no what. Grinning i say don't worry. I begin kissing your neck again you feel my kisses wet as I begin kissing downward. Teasing my way down your belly as I kisses and nibble my way to your belly already it begins to flip as I lovingly make my way down your beautiful body not wanting to miss an inch. Moaning as I reach your clit you moan loudly as I begin to softly run my tongue in slow tantalizing circles. Sliding my finger slowly deep inside of you, moans of pleasure come from deep inside my tongue and fingers causing you to breath faster moan louder the tightening of you stomach tell you your close MMM you growl make me cum baby. I do as you ask, speeding up Teasing you inside and out it builds. You feel me circling harder on you clit my fingers sliding in and out faster and faster your there you feel it coming you grab my hair saying yes

U Got Me!!
why is it that when people see u tryin to do right, they do everything they can to make your successes their successes, spell check, but it's funny how a mothafucka will try and take credit for your hard work and the everything u put into it, then on top of that the bitch think i owe em, like he makes my shit happen or something, crazy huh?????

Ive Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)Im a Bears Fan 2)I twist my hair 3)I graduated college last year 5)I have two beautiful gurls 6)Im addicted to Fubar 7)I smoke way too much 8)My favorite alcohol is Jack Daniels 9)I drink Mt. Dew all the time 10)My favorite meal is Roast, carrots, and potatoes I tagged punks punkette, starry, ronja, punk, abby

R.i.p. Nicole
In the past few days, i found out my cousin, a memeber of the Canadian Armed Forces, attached to the Strathcona Armoured recon, lost her life defending her comrades in Afghanistan during a supply mission to her base. From what i understand, she and her detachment were attacked and there were several wounded. She died later from injuries sustained. She is a true hero to me, someone who willingly went overseas to help protect others, and will sorely be missed by her friends, comrades in arms, and more importantly, her family. R.I.P Nicole, forever you will be in our thoughts as a true hero to those who needed you.

New Page For All Bad Boys
Hey I just made a page that will be dedicated to promoting the bad boys so check it out and please rate/add/fan and for all guys that are interested in joining check it out thanks Goddess' Bad Boys@ fubar

Yeppers, It's True
It's been 9 months since I have gotten any sex play whatsoever. I haven't even gotten any head... sucks, huh? Oh well, I guess I'm just waiting to find that certain one... Who knows? I might find her soon!

Thoughts And Prayers Please And Thank You!!
I am in need of thoughts and prayers for my Sister in Law and Brother. They are currently awaiting the overdue arrival of their daughter. My Sister inlaw was due to give birth on the 22nd of January and the Doctor has just today induced labor. My family has been through a lot with this pregnacy and are all very anxious to get the phone call from my brother that their little girl is here! Especially since they are based in Japan for the next 3 years. (My sister in law in a RN in the Navy.) So for those of you that pray, and even if you don't....could you just send a thought of safety for mother and child.....and patience for my Brother...(he'll need it most I'm sure LOL) Thanks, JeNn "Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born." --George Bernard Shaw

Re: Willie Nelson Fears Election Could Be Cancelled
RE: Willie Nelson Fears Election Could Be Cancelled ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 04 Feb 2008, 22:19 Willie Nelson Fears Election Could Be Cancelled Country music legend Willie Nelson fears the 2008 presidential election could be cancelled due to a national state of emergency and that George W. Bush could occupy the White House for another decade. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/020408_election_cancelled.htm

Bad Boys
So I made this page up to pimp out the hottest guys on fubar and help them in any way possible to level and in contests and so on... So all guys that join here please add all members as it is a page to help everyone involved in any way possible Thank you for taking the time to read this blog and I hope that I see some new bad boys join

Thoguht For The Day Monday 02/04/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Long ago, a mere walk through a store brought into vision something rare to these eyes. Such wonderful flowing red hair, with features to lighten the hardest heart. Eyes that caught mine, for an instant, but long enough. Never again would this sight be the same. Against the light, the sheerest fabric draped over a picture of heaven, never to be mine. Still, over again does this face drift through my mind, reminding me that beauty grasps this heart to never release it. To have heard that voice but once, my suffering would be complete. Half torn, part broken for eternity, for never knowing the true scent of her skin. Drowning forever in regret, this is life." ©2008 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Center Of The Bible
CENTER OF THE BIBLE (awesome) The pictures are awesome....but wait until you read the words. Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Before sending this I said a prayer for you. Got a minute? 60 seconds for God? All you do is

He Is Crazy Dude See What Is Says
COME INTO BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE SIT BACK HAVE A DRINK AND RELAX WITH SOME GREAT PEOPLE DJ BARTAB TEARING THE ROOF OFF THE BAR. COME CHECK OUT WHAT HES DOING. Make your own Myspace Pimpin Text at MyToolSpace.com (repost of original by 'DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK!~CO-OWNER OF BLACK DIAMOND~R/L WIFEY 2 FREAK ON A LEASH~!/~DB Crew ~3' on '2008-01-03 16:06:40')

Thoughts In My Head
Some Words To Ponder: Why In Moments of Crisis do we ask God for Strength and Help? As Cognitive Beings, why would we ask for something that may well be a figment of our imaginations for guidance? Why not search inside ourselves for the Power to overcome? Afterall, we are strong enough to cause most of the catastrophes we need to endure.

The Sweetest Sin
The sweetest SiN.......... It is the way I feel when I wake up and when I goto sleep. The way I long for your touch a hug or just to hold hands. Feeling like you are part of me like my heart or my lungs. I can't breathe without you and my heart aches when you do. You are my love and my best friend. I feel as though we are one and yet we have never met. I will hold you close until the day when I am no more. SiN DeReLla you are my sweetest SiN!!! my best friend!!

Hey Everyone Im Queer
I am only writing this because a few friends asked me about the page comments that some assholes comments.Ok it all started out when i saw that he viewed me page and if any one knows me they know if any one visits my page i ALWAYS rate their page (always with 11's if i have any, and a 10 if don't) and leave a comment saying thanks for the page view...well i did that to his page.thus which brought up him saying the first comment (the comment on the bottem)i went to his page and tried to leave a comment to him but it said that he had blocked me since it had let me leave a comment a few minutes beforei saw we had a mutual friend and asked her what the hell was his problem and she said he seemed to have been offended by a comment i left on one of her pics (if you know me i don't do offensive comments...) well any way i asked her did i offend her with the commenst and she said she saw nothing offensive in my comment.. I guess she asked him what was up with him leaving that comment on my pag

The Bathtub Test!
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

The New Ad Friends For Fubucs
why is it thatt hey have to mess up something to slow down the site more, they have so many ads on the page as it is that its a wonder if the pages have stopped at all....u cant block it out u cant delete its perminent, its staying put...sighs more things to get my ire up

Language Of The Gods
One of the most enigmatic places on Earth is Easter Island. Situated in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, 1,400 miles from its nearest neighbour, it produced a now extinct civilisation which should not have been able to socially evolve, who built mysterious stone statues that stared out to sea. Why their hundreds of statues were built, no one knows. But so fascinating are they that most people fail to realise that this is not the greatest mystery of the island. ANCIENT SCRIPTS Rather, the Easter Islanders seemed to have the most peculiar writing. Known as Rongo Rongo, it has been found on numerous wooden carvings; and despite decades of research by our cleverest cryptologists, no one has yet decyphered what the writing means. Many thousands of miles away, on the banks of the lower Indus River in Pakistan, stand the ruins of the city of Mohenjo Daro. Built during the enigmatic Harappan civilisation, the entire culture seems to have died out in the early 2nd millennium BC. Hence,

The Pig!
The pig.... There once was a vietnamese potbellied pig. His name was Homer, as he thoroughly enjoyed donuts. One day, while his parents were away at Mardi Gras, Homer decided he had enough of his pig pen and wanted to explore the world. So, Homer broke out of his pen and went on a fabulous journey. Down the alleyways he went, softly oinking to himself that this world seemed very interesting indeed. There were dogs to bark at him, cars to get out of the way of, lots of sights and smells to be discovered. When the men at the car shop spotted Homer about his business, they decided that he should not be out without his parents permission and attempted to catch smart little Homer. Homer would not be caught yet though, as he had more exploring to do, and ran quickly away.... Meanwhile...back at the pig pen, along came his temporary care giver to give him a yummy lunch of cooked top ramen, spinach with blue cheese dressing and a dessert of graham crackers and a donut. But where was HOME

Eclipses Garden(bully)
every now and then i like to come out and play ! want to play with me ? lol im feeling a bit K.O.P.E.ish tonight how about you ? come on in theres a garden in my room lets play! come on in and join me misbehaving can be fun ! G.O.H. GUARDIANS OF HELL! just a click of the pic below ! we could misbehave together!

#41 By Dave Matthews Band
Come and see I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles, oh Oh, I'm coming slow but speeding Do you wish one dance and while I'm in the front My play on time is won Oh, but the difficulty is coming here I will go in this way Oh, I'll find my own way out I won't tell you what to be Oh no, but I'm coming to much more Me All at once the ghosts come back Reeling in you now Oh, tell me, what if they came down crushing It used to be, that you and me played For all the loneliness that nobody notices now I'm begging slow I'm coming here Only waiting I wanted to stay, I wanted to play, I wanted to love you I'm only this far And only tomorrow leads the way I'm coming waltzing back and moving into your head Please, I wouldn't pass this by Oh no, but I wouldn't take more than I need What sort of man goes by Well, I will bring you water Why won't you ever be glad? It melts into wonder But I came in praying for you Why won't you run Into the rain and pl

I Need Your Help
Starting 12am est Monday Feb. 4th and running until 11:59pm est March 2nd DJ Master Tough T is holding a 30 day blast contest for the first Staff member that can bring in 50 new ppl into the lounge. There is one catch you need to join the lounge and come in as often as you can throughout the month or it will not count. So please I am asking all my friends fans and family to help me out here. If you do come in tell DJ Master that Ice sent you so I can get credit for you coming in. If your looking for a lounge that plays the hottest music, and has the hottest men and women on Fubar then look no further Club Poison has what you crave! Click on the pic and check us out!

Long Black Veil By Dave Matthews Band
Ten years ago, on a cold, dark night Someone was killed beneath the town hall light There were few at the scene But they all agreed That the slayer who ran Looked a lot like me She walks these hills in a Long Black Veil She visits my grave when the night winds wail Nobody knows, nobody sees, nobody knows but me The judge said, "Son, what is your alibi? If you were somewhere else, Then you won't have to die." Well, I said not a word Though it meant my life For I'd been in the arms Of my best friend's wife Oh, she walks these hills in a Long Black Veil She visits my grave when the night winds wail Nobody knows, nobody sees, nobody knows but me Oh now, the scaffold was high Eternity is near She stood in the crowd And shed not a tear Oh, sometimes at night When the cold winds blow In a Long Black Veil She stands over my bones She walks these hills in a Long Black Veil She visits my grave when the night winds wail Nobody knows, nobody sees, nobody kn

Lonliness,and Heartless
Yep,I'm officially alone now,No one to care,or love anymore.It's just me and my thoughts,and opinions.My ex-gf dump me thanks to someone here,and thanks to another person i push the one that love me.It's just a fucking dramatic thing that this people get you involve.I deleted my yahoo messenger,so i would leave the bunch of liers that used to be a friend,and girlfriend.It's like i used to say before in my other blog.Why the hell am i bothering with women i'm not gonna meet on the chat room,or myspace,or fubar,or whatever god for saken profile their is.It only leads you to one thing,and that thing is getting your heart broken,or just brings you drama along your way.You know what i think love is.It's a fucking poisen or cursed.Yeah that's what it is.I hate this month,cause it's the month where i met my ex-gf,and then dump my ass thanks to someone.Eh,so i move along.Forgive and forget.This year i pushed away those who call me a friend,and those women who said they love me.Love is a cruel

Contest
ok friends and people i am in a contest called "CutiePie Contest" please come and rate my picture and comment and bomb it as well i neeed all the help i can get i am tryin to win a VIP for 1 month here is the link to the site and u can't get it go to "Oibwan" and get it that way http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=858199&albumid=597813&i=3422160578 PLEASE HELP ME OUT PLEASE

After Tonight (mariah Carey)
After Tonight - Mariah Carey I look at you looking at me Feels like a feeling meant to be And as your body moves with mine It's like I'm lifted out of time And time again Patiently I've waited For this moment to arrive After tonight Will you remember How sweet and tenderly You reached for me and pulled me closer? After you go Will you return to love me After tonight begins to fade? I feel your touch caressing me This feeling's all I'll ever need With ev'ry kiss from your sweet lips It's like I'm drifting out of time Alone will tell If you feel the way I feel When I look in your eyes After tonight (after tonight) Will you remember How sweet and tenderly You reached for me and pulled me closer? After you go (after you go) Will you return to love me After the night becomes the day? Time and time and time again (Time and time again) So patiently I've waited For this moment to arrive After tonight (after tonight) Oh, yeah, will you remember How

Fuk The Patriots
I am so glad the patriots lost.tom brady is a horseface that has an ass for a chin. bill bellichick is a no good cocksuking poor loser. fukin asshole didnt even stay til the end of the game. what a sore fukin loser!! for all u patriots fan AHAHAHAHAHAH FUK YOU!!! now maybe tom will stop bein a deadbeat dad n take care of his kid!! MY KID WOULD OF BEEN AT THE SUPERBOWL!!!! so when all u pats fans are done cryin let me know n ill make fun of u sum more!!!! like the saying goes ...... CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!!! 18-1 ONLY 18-1 TEAM TO NOT WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!

Always Be My Baby (mariah Carey)
ALWAYS BE MY BABY (Mariah Carey) We were as one For a moment in time And it seemed everlasting That you would always be mine Now you want to be free So I’ll let you fly ‘Cause I know in my heart Our love will never die You’ll always be a part of me I’m part of you indefinitely Boy don’t you know you can’t escape me Ooh darling ‘cause you’ll always be my baby And we’ll linger on Time can’t erase a feeling this strong No way you’re ever gonna shake me Oh darling, ‘cause you’ll always be my baby I ain’t gonna cry And I won’t beg you to stay If you’re determined to leave boy I will not stand in your way But inevitably, you’ll be back again ‘Cause you know in your heart babe Our love will never end You’ll always be a part of me I’m part of you indefinitely Boy don’t you know you can’t escape me Ooh darling ‘cause you’ll always be my baby And we’ll linger on Time can’t erase a feeling this strong No way you’re ever gonna sha

Stop & Stare By Onerepublic
This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us It's time to make our move, I'm shaking off the rust I've got my heart set on anywhere but here I'm staring down myself, counting up the years Steady hands, just take the wheel... "Never glance" is killing me Time to make one last appeal... for the life I lead Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, can u see what I see They're trying to come back, all my senses push Un-tie the weight bags, I never thought I could... Steady feet, don't fail me now Gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out And I'm standing down... Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You sta

Apologize By Onerepublic
I'm holdin' on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground. And I'm hearin' what you say, But I just can't make a sound. You tell me that you need me, Then you go and cut me down... But wait... You tell me that you're sorry, Didn't think I'd turn around... And say... That it's too late to apologize. It's too late... I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Yeah! I'd take another chance, Take a fall, take a shot for you. I need you like a heart needs a beat, But it's nothin' new. I loved you with a fire red, Now it's turnin' blue... And you say... Sorry, like an angel Heaven let me think was you... But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize. It's too late. I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Whoa! It's too late to apologize. It's too late. I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. It's too late to apologize. YEAH! I said it's too late to apologize. YEAH! I'm holdin' on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground

I Want Your "coke Rewards" (points)
AS U KNOW IM A HUGE COKE COLLECTOR N IF U DONT KNOW WELL U KNOW NOW....IM TRYING TO COLLECT "MYCOKEREWARDS" SO IF YOU DRINK COKE, BUT DONT SAVE OR USE THE POINTS?...I WILL EXCHANGE YOU WITH FU'BUCKS TRIPLE THE VALUE.....THANKS

Secondlife Rulez!!!
Hey all, I am sure you have noticed I havent been around much lately. That is because I switched drugs.... from Fubar to SECONDLIFE! Oh don't get me wrong, Fubar ROCKZ! Thanks to a couple of my fubarian friends, I became anb active member of SecondLife.com - very cool 3-D avatar and voice chatting building, all sorts! I can be found as Major Darwin on there, so come find me sometime... I'mhaving a BLAST!!!

Farewell Fu
To All of my friends, family, and fans: I'll be deleting my account next week. I decided that I spend too much time fucking around on here and not enough time out there in the *sigh* real world. Thanks for making me feel welcome on the site since it was cherrybomb! Thanks esp. to mz luvdumplin for inviting me and all of the friends i have met along the way... esp my sexy crush... you know who you are! Anyways, if you would like to stay in touch, send me a message on here with contact details. Love you all, POST

Lost In Confusion....
Ever loved someone so much yet it caused you so much pain....give all you can give and they still only give you half....and yet everytime you try to walk away they pull you back...you try to ignore all yiur feelings and move on but everytime you see them it comes back to you....you cant help but want things to be the way they used to be, but no matter how hard you try to work it out it just dosent work....how is it pssible that loving someone can cause so much pain yet the thought of being separate hurts you just as much..the thought of them being with someone else would tear you to pieces....and you constant;y try to explain the way you feel and they just don't understand......sooo dam tired of shedding tears....but the good and bad memories both bring tears of what should have never been and what really could have been...

Sick
well i never fucking get sick. Until this week. Fever,cough you name it i got it today. The fever is bad enough cause I think i'm hearing shit. The cough is causing lack of oxygen to my brain so the halucinations are a wee bit funnier to me.

Patriots Suck!!
What is the biggest choke of all time coulda had a perfect season why nothing else then the New England Patriots!! How about those Giants hey!! Patriots really choked big time and I hope all you Nrew Englanders read this n comment on this cuase that was pathetic. At least the Giants dont need any high profiled women to keep them distracted like that fag Tom Brady or even Tony Romo for that matter next year I hope the Super Bowl will be the Giants n Colts brother vs brother that would be cool. I dont think the Patriots have enough to do this again after they got their asses handed to them last night!!!

Its What I Do...
I like FUBAR. I'm still kinda new to it and somethings I do differently. I know there are people that I have in my friends list and people that wonder why I do, what I do. Well let me shed some light on somethings. - If you read my profile I will read yours back, typically if I notice on the Bar Tab or My Recent Profile Viewers. - I actually read profiles, yes read. I have my own method of Checking Persons Out and how I, R/F/A. - Whatever your walk of life is... I don't care, just respect me and I'll do the same. Plus, don't get offended if I don't add you. I'll just hit you with a fan to be fair. - I'll rate something. - 10's are the best I can shell out. As much as I like the FUBAR expierence I can't afford VIP, BLASTS,HAPPY HOURS or BLINGS. - I'll try to, Thank you for the Add. - I randomly give gifts out, with the note: Just stopping by. - Sometimes I take requests even if they are not directed to me ie thru MUMM's/ I Need help leveling up. - I'll read M

If You're Gonna Leave By Emerson Hart
Maybe I'm the joker Maybe I'm the fool in your eyes Maybe I'm the weak one Maybe I'm a lie in disguise Maybe I'm angry Cause I'm the one who's always wrong Maybe I'm not the one who's so strong But did ya think about it Did ya pull it in and pull out Could you live without me Did you ever really have a doubt But do you understand it baby When you say it's over it's done Maybe I'm not the one So If you're gonna Leave Ya you better get going 'Cause I ain't wasting no more time What ya did and what ya didn't So if you're gonna leave Ya you better start running 'Cause I ain't wasting no more time What it might have been We can stand on reason We can fight about all the things This isn't for forever This is more than a wedding ring But do you understand it baby When you say its over its done Maybe I'm not the one So If you're gonna Leave Ya you better get going 'Cause I ain't wasting no more time What I did and what I didn't So if you're gonna leave Y

To All The Pat Fans!!
Never beleive that The Pats actually had i chance to win that game Tom Brady is a Punk. And Greenville's Matt Light couldnt stay put on the line. Ha Ha Ha Perfect Pats. Ha Ha Love It The Giants are the Cahmps and the Pats are the chumps!!

Couple Of Weeks Ago
I'm on my way home and I decided to play a little poker. Which isn't really true, I had planned on playing poker even before leaving for the trip, but that's beside the point. I arrived just in time to see somebody win the bad beat jackpot. Pocket 4's versus pocket kings. Flop comes out 4, 4, crap. Since it's limit the betting maxes out and the pocket kings stay in. Turn comes a king and the betting maxes out again. River is a king and the betting maxes out one last time. All in all there's about $112 in the pot. The jackpot paid out $12,500 to the pocket 4's. $6250 to the kings and everybody else at the table got $1250. Except for the two guys that got up and went to the bathroom. So I signed up for the $2/$5 no limit and sat at the $3/$6/$12 limit game until they had a seat. Won some, lost some and finished at the limit table down $12. Since I only had $88 when they moved me to the $2/$5 must move table I bought another $100 in chips. I played maybe two hands befor

I Got Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Love Spicy food 2. I hate Snow and the cold 3.I love cats 4.I am right handed 5.I hate mess 6.I love to go bowling 7.I hate doing the ironing 8.I love to watch tv soaps.ie Eastenders 9.I love pringles & dips 10.I am a little shy untill you get to know me better I Tagged Sassy, Blue Dragon.Abby,Cotton,&Johnny

Friends Vs Redneck Friends
Friends VS Redneck Friends FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECK FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REDNECK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REDNECK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. REDNECK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. REDNECK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. REDNECK FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REDNECK FRIENDS: Will look at

Valentines Day History And Legends
History and Legends of Valentines Day By Joanne Elliott When you think of Valentines Day, what springs to mind? Red roses? Beautiful greetings cards? Extortionately priced gifts (if we’re lucky)?! But have you ever wondered where the tradition of Valentines Day actually came from in the first place? If you want to find out, read on... Would you believe that there is historical evidence that can trace the history of Valentines Day back to Pagan times? The Romans were first valentines, even though they didn’t name it as such. In ancient Rome, February 14th was a special day. The ancient Greeks held celebrations in honor of Juno, the Goddess of Woman and Marriage, and Queen of the Roman Gods and Goddesses. (That is some workload, isn’t it?!) The celebration began on February 15th with the feast of Lupercalia. Love lotteries were held on the eve of the festival where girls’ names were written on paper, and the men all drew partners from jar for the festival duration. There

Fever
fever.... fever is what i got. fever all through my body. fever... fever killing me fever stripping me of my strenght fever... fever that wont leave fever preventing me from having sex fever... fever making me lonely fever making me stress fever... fevers almost gone... fever making me say hoorah... fever...

Dj Pyro
Come Join us in Paradise and Be Amazed by the sounds Of Dj Pyro! All the Best music from rock to Metal and everything in between! Come hang out Get Drun k and Get Lei'd! Who could ask for more!! And of course the clothing is optional!

Never Fails
Oh what a shitty day....Warning this is probably gonna sound whiny. Recently a girl messaged me on myspace. Very pretty, nice. We have been coorresponding daily and all was going very well....I thought. Lots of sweet messages, even some very intimate ones. We have even talked on the phone and hav been looking forward to meeting....I thought. She was making her interest in me very apparent. Even leaving messags about thinking about me, how she loved my voice, and a few more personal. We talked last night and everything seemed fine, said cant wait to meet so on.Said have a good night. Then todayI finally get online and found she had deleted me for some reason without saying a word. I give up....never fails. SORRY FALSE ALARM, PC ERROR.

Going To Be Away
Thanks for those that missed me over the weekend. I will be on and off over the next week few weeks or months. Some of you know how to get a hold of me through email and yahoo im. I will try to respond back. But if I don't this is why. Over the weekend I lost a friend do to cancer. My best friend's mom is not doing very well. Plus found out that my Uncle has on curable cancer. They can only make him comfortable. Just got to let it take its course. Then My cousin went in to ER because he was having back pain and found out he had cancer. Not sure what kind his is. I will get back to everyone. Just be patient with me. Love ya all here. Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers.

Sexiest Kiss Contest
HEY IM HOLDING A CONTEST FOR THE SEXIEST CONTEST THAT WILL START IN A LITTLE OVER A WEEK AS WELL AS A NEW AUCTION IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN EITHER OR BOTH LET ME KNOW . FOR THE CONTEST IT WILL BE WHATEVER PIC GETS TO 70,000 PTS WHICH ARE DETERMIND BY 1 PT PER COMMENT 5 PTS PER RATE.bUT THE PIC CAN BE OF EITHER YOU MAKING A KISSY FACE OR ACTUALYL KISSING SOMEONE, THE PRIZE WILL BE AS FOLLOWS 1ST PRIZE A HAPPY HOUR SECOND PLACE A WEEK BLAST OR VIP YOUR CHOICE. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR OFFERS AND PICS DO NOT SHOUT ME ABOUT THIS UNLESS YOU KNOW IM ONLINE CUT OFF FOR ENTRANTS IS FEBUARY 1ST cherry eater:)@ fubar This bulletin is here because Ms Retta made it lol: *MsRetta*S*U*P*OwnedBy*ssgdavis73*@ fubar (repost of original by '*MsRetta*S*U*P*OwnedBy*ssgdavis73*' on '2008-01-23 18:32:33')

Go Show Booboo Some Love
Soooo... Auction is over. There was a lot more bidding on me than I expected. Please come show my wonderful Owner - BooBoo some mad love! If you've not yet met BooBoo - Where the heck have you been?? She is one of Fubar's famous Levelers. ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar

First Ofne Of 08'
yea so i havent been on here too much due to life spiriling out of control for me. But like my daddy says gotta go thru that rain and pain for a little while.....but y the fuck has this pain been going on for 21 yrs now. Everyday the thin grasp i have on reality and sanity slips even more and i dont know whats real and whats fake...i dont know who my friends are or who my enimes are!!! Paranoia will be my downfall eventually but i have to beat it..anyway i wanna bitch a little bit about people on here. You know ive met some cool ass people on here one thats like my best friend they know who they are. But in that the thing that pisses me off to no extent are people that add me or come by my page and rate and fan me and what not and dont talk to me, or even have the common courtesy to reply to me. Even if its a hey i dont want to talk or leave me alone, no problem shit did decency and common courtesy die as soon as the internet hit the scene....or was it dead long before i came to

Cancer Prayer
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it's to one more person.In memory of anyone you know that has battled cancer and lost or survived.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. Please keep this candle going! Thank you!

Depressed?
As a nurse I see so many patients coming in and being on all kinds of antidepressant drugs. It amazes me that some of these people arent in a coma from the amount of stuff they are on. Doctors these days are way too quick to put people on meds imo. My daughter told her physician that SOMETIMES she feels a little anxious when shes driving in her car alone. He prescribed an addicting antidepressant for her. A little over the top in my opinion. I happened upon this article....that says basically that sadness is not only NORMAL it is also healthy and can help you to be a better person and actually enhance your life more. I know...it sounds strange but check out the article. it does make some valid points, especially when discussing relationships. May explain why the divorce rate is so high.....not always happy with your mate? Just dump them and find someone that makes you happier. http://www.newsweek.com/id/107569 In thinking about it...Ive done some of my best work while feelin

Passions.....
In the deep of the night, I dream of your touch....so soft and unbridled. Nothing is more beautiful to me than dreaming of you....wearing nothing but moonlight and my kisses....kisses along your spine, your inner thighs, your neck. I can feel your fiery passion begging to be shared....A passion that leaves us breathless....begging to be released....begging to become one with each other. A begging that only exists with you.

Here Sits My Heart
here my heart sits, waiting for you to accept what it has to offer will you take what it feels and hold it near or will you throw it away it just wants to love you like no one else can what it feels for you i can not stop i have tried and tried over and over again but it tells me it belongs to you that it where it wants to be in with your heart beating as one so here sits my heart waiting for you will you accept it or will you throw it away it tells me it does not want another only the one it has has chosen for me so here sits my heart waiting for you.

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Dear Ted, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour, making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave

Kk
SHOW SOME LOVE SHE ONLY HAS 8,663 HER NEXT LEVEL SweetAngel~With Horns~Sweetwaters Greeter/Promoter@ fubar PLEASE REPOST THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar

I Got Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) love spicy food 2) i'm right-handed 3) cant stand doing laundry 4) i smile all the time 5) my bedroom and bath are purple & green 6) don't like to b dared to do shyt...i get into trouble taking up the dare 7) woooot like vanilla ice cream 8) i might have part of a lung removed 9) i love football 10) i hate fish I tagged Lutin, Titan, Funny Girl, Ronja and sHake

Advice.....men N Ladies
HERE IAM A VERY KIND HEARTED SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE YUNG WOMEN WHOS ONLY TRYIN TO FIND THAT ONE MAN.YU KNOW THE ONE WHOS GOT A HEART THAT BEATS INSTEAD OF RUNNIN COLD N BLACK. A MAN WHO WILL OPEN DOORS N CUDDLE N GO OUT .I JUS DNT UNDERSTAND IF ME BEIN SO NICE IS THE REASON I GET FUKCED OVER SO MUCH.I MEET THIS REALLY SWEET GUY GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THAT HES A LIL DIFFERENT AND THERE WE GO AGAIN HES PROVIN ME RIGHT.WHER AHVE ALL THE GOOD ONES GONE...I JUS AM TIRED OF BEIN ALONE I WANA MAKE A LIFE WITH SOMEONE ......

Re: Willie Nelson: Twin Towers Were Imploded On 9/11
RE: Willie Nelson: Twin Towers Were Imploded On 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 04 Feb 2008, 21:25 Willie Nelson: Twin Towers Were Imploded On 9/11 Straight talking American icon Willie Nelson today told a national radio show that he thought the twin towers were imploded like condemned Las Vegas casino buildings, as the country music superstar controversially voiced his doubts about the official 9/11 story. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/020408_towers_imploded.htm

The Cruise
OK, since everyone seems to want to hear about it :P It was an awesome cruise put together that showcased the Barenaked Ladies along with Guster, the New Odds, Great Big Sea, and several other bands. Mainly focused on BNL, since they set up last years'. This year we sailed to Grand Cayman and Jamaica. As we set sail from Miami, BNL played a set of mostly obscure songs that are fan faves rather than the generally well known songs. It was particularly funny when the ships' horn drowned them out in the middle of a song :P Later that night they played a set for returning cruisers (the cruise is called Ships & Dip, so those who came for the 2nd year are called Double Dippers - I paid last year though couldn't go which is a whole different story - but I got to go to the DD show). The whole thing was requests chosen from a bucket by band members. When they came across a song they didn't *really* wanna play, Kevin (the keyboardist) yelled "fuck it, it's in the bucket!" and that was

The History Of Valentines Day
Entry for February 004, 2008 The History of Saint Valentine's Day Valentine's Day started in the time of the Roman Empire. In ancient Rome, February 14th was a holiday to honour Juno. Juno was the Queen of the Roman Gods and Goddesses. The Romans also knew her as the Goddess of women and marriage. The following day, February 15th, began the Feast of Lupercalia. The lives of young boys and girls were strictly separate. However, one of the customs of the young people was name drawing. On the eve of the festival of Lupercalia the names of Roman girls were written on slips of paper and placed into jars. Each young man would draw a girl's name from the jar and would then be partners for the duration of the festival with the girl whom he chose. Sometimes the pairing of the children lasted an entire year, and often, they would fall in love and would later marry. Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns. Claudius the Cruel was having a di

Look What Hillary And Bill Get, Just A Little Fyi
I'm sure this one will warm your little taxpayer heart. If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... I understand Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy! AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out

Update
Ok so I know it has been a long time since I have posted anything. Needless to say a lot has happened. I am single again(more or less at this point), I want to move to another state ASAP, my health isn't doing great, and my car still isn't fixed yet. Over the past few months I have done a lot of thinking and contemplating about life, love and who I am. More or less have come to realize that I am a very reactive person. That when I am treated with love, respect and loyalty, I return it. But when the opposite happens I return that. Yes, I know that we all are human and prone to faults, including me(must of all). I am my own worst enemy when it comes to beating oneself up for failing or becoming a hypocrite. I have grown over this past two years by leaps and bounds. That I think some are jealous of my progress. I also have realized that jealousy is in everyone to a certain degree. I was at one point a very much the jealous green eyed monster everyone knows. I

If I Could..
If I could I would take the hurt away, If I could I would throw it out the door.. If I could I would wrap my arms around u .. If I could I would be the one u turn to when u need a helping hand.. If I could I would be the one to hold u in my arms and love u . If I could..

Retired People
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Bournmouth with friends and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a Shithead . He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age

Valentines 2
Hi Everyone, My Friend Crazydave & Myself are giving away fubucks. He has a Easter folder with 100 pics & I have a Valentine fold with 100 pics. Rate all pics & you get 1000 fubucks Rate & Comment all pics & you get 2500 fubucks. Just message us when you have done. Crazydave FU Owned by Summer - Brit Bomber 6@ fubar AND *PiNkLaDy ThE oRiGiNaL* Fu WiFe To pAuL*@ fubar Thank you to everyone who helps Luv Di aka Pink xxxx

Giants Shock Patriots To Win Super Bowl
Giants shock Patriots to win Super Bowl By Steve Ginsburg Mon Feb 4, 6:53 AM ET GLENDALE, Arizona (Reuters) - The New York Giants achieved one of the biggest upsets in NFL history with a 17-14 victory over the previously undefeated New England Patriots in the Super Bowl on Sunday. Quarterback Eli Manning engineered a 12-play, 83-yard drive for the game-winner, connecting with Plaxico Burress in the left corner of the end zone just 35 seconds from time and triggered wild celebration on the Giants' sideline. "This is the greatest feeling in professional sports," said Burress. "For us to come out here and win a world championship tonight, nobody gave us a shot. "We just hung in there all game and kept executing, never got down on ourselves. It came down to one play and we made it." New England was bidding for its fourth Super Bowl in the last seven years and to become the first team in 35 years to win the NFL championship without losing. Quarterback T

The Six Affairs !
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon and I fell asleep." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified; at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look a

White Poison
By Shanti Rangwani The supposedly hip milk mustache is actually a creamy layer of mucus, live bacteria, and pus. Got milk? If not, then thank your lucky stars. Because if you do, medical research shows that you are likely to be plagued by anemia, migraine, bloating, gas, indigestion, asthma, prostate cancer, and a host of potentially fatal allergies--especially if you are a person of color. Ignoring this, the government declares that milk is essential to good health, subsidizes the milk industry to the tune of billions of dollars, and requires milk in its public school lunch programs. And celebrity shills sporting milk mustaches tell us that milk is rich in proteins, calcium, and vitamins--and very cool to boot. They forget to tell you about the dangers lurking in that innocuous-looking glass of white. Once criticized only by naturopaths and vegans, now the health effects of milk are being decried by many mainstream doctors. The supposedly hip milk mustache is actually a

Every Done Anything Crazy?
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

What This Used To Be...
This WAS going to be where I blabber. Let loose. Rant, rave, and bitch. I'll talk about people, attitudes, personal experiences, and a lot of whining and complaining. [I changed my mind. It's not going to be anymore.] If you're not happy with things like that, or you might get insulted because I mentioned you (not by name, I'll always change that) then I wouldn't suggest reading any of the posts I make in this specific blog. If you think you can handle it, the raw naked truth about my feelings and my thoughts, then by all means, browse and enjoy. I refuse to abstain from saying what I want in here, because it's my blog. It's going to be family only, too. If you clicked on something, it's YOUR choice to be subjected to whatever is in there. Don't come bitching to me about things that I say, because everyone has the right to their own feelings and thoughts, and there very few, if any, people in the world (aside from my Mom - yeah, so what?) who can tell me my feelings are wro

Because Of Recent Abductions
Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved

Hmm
Not sure how well this will go over with everyone..but its how i see things. I am so tired of seeing about bisexual mumms and such. What will my parents do if they find out..etc. as for me, I always just did what made my parents happy.. I know that dont always make you happy and you got to decide..but still. If you like men, why not just stick with them,,that way you know you wont have to worry about what they think? Was gods intentions for women/men to be together.. not the other way. Men are the ones that can provide you with kids. Anyways, this is just way I see it. I dont really care if you are bi or not.. I am not prejudice..where I will hold it against anybody.. but I am not for it really either. I think majority just say they are for the attn. Others are, just to make there men happy. To each there own I guess..but if you are bi.. then you shouldnt have no problems telling people you are. If you can come on here, among everyone and air it out.. then you might as well at

Heres A Toast!!
So pretty much, I have come to a huge conclusion about the stuff I have recently been dealing with. There really is greener grass. To exist happily, you have to be able to set aside stuff that bothers you and stresses you out. Rule out the stressors, rule out the stress. I can only honestly thank the friends that have been there. They all know who they are, I don't need to list them. I have been through major stuff, and very little time to mature, I was given 5 months, and with their help, I did it. Your drama is unimportant to me. Being disresected? I'm done with the assholes. If you allow yourself to be content with whats around you, you will learn to be happy with yourself. I don't regret the decisions I have made. If I could go back, I know everything would still be the same. I'm a person. I have feelings. For a long time, I ignored them, and pretended I had more pride than ability to show them. Thank you all, really, for helping me learn to cope with my ghosts, skelet

Our Kids And There Future
Pass the word. I don't know how true this is....just it's better to know than not know......if it's true. Please read, it's about our kids! The things you don't know can make a difference. The "Certificate of Completion or Attendance" that is being offered in lieu of high school diplomas, is a part of Bush's "No Child Left Behind". This is how it works: It is for students who are unable to pass both the Language Arts and Math portions of the 10th grade ISTEP. Students must take the same 10th grade test over in the 11th and 12th grades until they pass both portions. If they are unable to pass the 10th grade test by the 12th grade then they have two options: 1. Drop out and go to a GED program or, 2. accept a "Certificate of Completion" - it is NOT a diploma. Once a student accepts it, they cannot ever get a diploma or a GED. A certificate of completion means that a student can never (as long as they live): 1. go t

God's Signs And Wonders
“But a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession, And kept back part of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and laid it at the apostles’ feet.” Before the fifth chapter of the New Testament book of Acts seems to turn into a laundry list of who gave what to the growing church (this term first gets used in Matthew 18:17, where Jesus says to tell the church about someone who’s acted against you if he or she refuses to apologize to you or in the presence of fellow church members), we see an example at the very beginning of someone who gave more than they said they did. We’re not told why Ananias and Sapphira did this; even in a day you couldn’t go the city auditor or check tax records – which the church shouldn’t routinely do anyway; giving has to be of one’s own free will or it’s not truly giving of yourself. It wasn’t the gift itself that was wrong. It was that the couple lied about it to look good or avoid embarrassme

Ty To Ou Troops
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... ...to listen to his son whine about being bored. ....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. ...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ....to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.

New Places
New Places Today's Scripture “…you have not passed this way before” (Joshua 3:4). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria God desires to take you into new places in your life. He wants to take you to deeper places in your walk with Him, and He wants to take you into higher places of blessing in your life. Are you ready to go to places that you’ve never been before? So many people today get stuck in a rut because they don’t want to get out of their comfort zone. They want to stay with what they know because it’s comfortable. But in order for you to reach your full potential, you have to be willing to step out into the unknown. You won’t ever walk on water until you step out of the boat! We all have areas we can rise higher in. Open your heart today and be ready to step out into the unknown. Trust that the Lord will guide and order your every step. Begin to expect that the unexpected is on the way. Be ready to step out into new places. As you approach your day with faith and expe

2/12/2008. . .
Next Tuesday is my birthday and I was thinking (I have no idea why I keep doing that.) of going out to dinner with a few of my friends. I never do anything for my birthday, it is about time I do. If any of you are interested send me an email here. I have no clue where and the time is flexible. I hope to hear from you all!

Fubar Cracking Down On Primary Photos
if you get busted, please don't post mumms or bulletins whining about your pics being taken down. adult doesn't equal porno. ================================================== subject: Primary Photo Crack Down post date: 2008-01-30 15:22:22 views: 107 comments: 0 ratings: 0 When fubar decided to become an 18 and over site long ago it wasn't because we thought it'd be cool to see naked people all over the site. Instead, we thought it'd be nice for adults to have a place to go and socialize without running into their children and teenage counterparts, like on all those other sites. With this said, fubar is NOT an adult site. fubar will be cracking down on adult-style PRIMARY photos. This means that if we come across your primary photo that looks like it belongs in an adult magazine, it will be flagged, and we will not un-flag it once it is moved into a different folder. Consider this your warning. Primary photos that are found to be sexually suggestive, crude, and otherw

Hmmm
im sure im not the only one having problems with fubar and all the shit happening at once lol. esp during happy hour when you have the online now bar scrolling faster + the god damn ticker + the blasts changing. my sb is running slow, im not getting my messages, and i still dont need to know everytime someone decides they are going to pee in the bar tab :P just venting! sorry if i havent respondedto any of ya in the sb, i prob didnt get your message ;)

Update
well ive been talkin to my friend again...the one who lives in NC and he told me he is thinking bout goin back into the army. I really dont know what to think. I mean I love our soldiers more than anything but can I handle being with one again. Like he isnt sure if he is gonna do it yet or not but wanted to know what I thought about it. I told him I would support him in anything he decided to do. Was that the right thing to tell him knowing its gonna drive me outta my mind? He was in the special forces and wants to go back, I want him to do waht makes him happy. And something tells me he isnt the kind of guy who would hurt me like my other soldiers have. So idk but thats whats goin on now

Thanks You!
Just wanted to thank all new members who join Night at the Rocksburry lounge! Glad to have you there! It is awsome lounge and you are awsome peeps! cejay is our superman and am glad he created one of the best lounges on fubar..I am bias cause I must say the best! Anyway you are all awsome ..so come on in and have fun at the lounge. Get to know all the members! See you there! Muah!

Alicia
I wanted to let everyone know that I lost a very good friend of mine. She was only 21 and had two boys.She was laid to rest today and I miss her soooo much. Only thing is that OI fell like i could have done something more to help her.I turned away from her cause of the past now I feel it is my fault. I know she is in a better place but that still doesnt help how much i feel empty without her her. GOD BLESS YOU BABY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My First Bulletin...
I made my first bulletin today!!! HOLY SHIT!!! It was for my dear friend on FUBAR WillyBlues. He had all of a sudden disappeared for a couple of weeks, and a few of us on here, shoutboxed each other, emailed each other, and I finally googled Willy and found his phone number. I called and called, but no answer... I knew Willy has a serious medical condition, and I became even more worried. I looked in his local paper in the obits. Nothing, THANK GOD!!! I also know he lives at home and takes care of his elderly Mom, so I started thinking maybe something happened with her, but, nope, her name was not in the paper either... Soooo, I then thought that maybe he was having computer problems or server issues... I waited... still nothing. That was IT!!! I ended up making friends with another woman here who is also friends with Willy, and we put our heads together. I got the local police dept's phone number, called it... (I figured Willy was gonna KILL me) and they told me he had gotten brogh

Important!!
I just got a phone call that they are currently admitting my PaPa in the hospital. He has pneumonia, the flu and possible congestive heart failure. The worst part of all of this is that he already has a pace maker and only 40% of his heart is working. So his health is very poor to begin with. The doctor said he is a very sick man right now. I know not everyone believes in prayer, but if you do, PLEASE say a prayer for him. If you don't believe in prayer, please do whatever it is you do. I just want him to get well.

Tag Your It
got tagged by my friend Stina Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I lived in Las Vegas,New Mexic for 7 years. 2) I have 1 older sister 3) I work in a Pet Shop 4) I am a Canine Education Instructor 5) I love Pepsi 6) I like video games 7) I am easy going 8) This is my first blog :) 9) I love my boyfriend!! 10)I am a caring person I tagged The Man 68, Kel, Starry, Cotton Blossom, Abby.

Wanna Make $5,000 Fubux ? ........
WANNA MAKE $5,000 FUBUX?? WELL HERE'S HOW.......... THE MEMBER THAT GETS OUR 500TH MEMBER IN SWEETWATER'S LOUNGE WILL RECIEVE $5,000 FUBUX FROM ME ( JADE ) ....... GOOD LUCK AND GET THOSE INVITES OUT!! THANX ALL HUGZZ CLICK THE PIC TO COME JOIN IN ON THE BOOT STOMPIN, A$$ KICKIN COUNTRY AND SOUTHERN ROCK TUNES AND FUN

Nlp (intro) Lets Start With Liars
Prelude to NLP NLP = Neuro Linguistic Programming What I am about to share is pretty basic, but it is kinda cool. I just wanted to do a prelude to NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming). NLP is COMPLEX and if you aren't a reader or a thinker...well it sucks to be you. I am not going to tell you how to know WHAT someone is thinking but I will help you gather some insight as to HOW someone thinks. It's all in the eyes baby!!! a short insight into liars never hurt anyone either. *Now this particular is NOT set in stone as everyone is different, but it is in our favor that more likely than not, this is right on the money. Okay so you are talking with a guy that you just met in a club. You ask him a simple question like "Are you currently attached?" and he looks up and to the left before answering a resounding "NO". What does that say to you? It doesn't tell you jack shit....but it is about to change right now. When the subject looks up and to the right before answeri

Equations And Logic
Equations and Logic.... My math and ability to calculate and gauge is just as good as so and so's. For example: APPROACH=CONQUEST x (INSECURITY+EGO=NEG) *This formula dictates the intensity in which the NEG will be compounded based on the PUA's need for a good ego-strokage and his desire to be, well.....desired. Are you with me so far? I could literally sit here all day and teach you how to make a man stick his own dick in his mouth via NEG rebuttals and "wash-offs". First: Lets talk about the psychology of a Neg (Which is by definition, an ambiguous statement that is meant to sexually disarm you and engage your peers.) For example: He says "Ewwww! You just spit on me!" (said while you are talking, and he begins brushing off the front of his shirt). Here is what he is expecting: NEG+CounterNEG=Penetration through the "Bitch-Shield", meaning: he is EXPECTING you to NEG him back. For God's sake, don't give him the satisfaction. I know....I know...it is in our nature

My Advice Column
Here are the rules. 1. This isn't the MuMMs. I'm not making up your mind, I'm giving you advice. 2. Leave all names out. It's un-needed information. 3. I don't have a degree. If I can't answer or I don't feel comfortable answering, I won't answer. 4. There will be no bashing of another member of Fubar. 5. There will be no NSFW questions. 6. By submitting a question through my in box, you agree to allow me to post it in a blog. I will, however, leave your name out of the submission. 7. For your own privacy, don't post your questions in comments. 8. If the question does not comply with these rules, it will not be answered. So if you need help with anything in your life, lemme know. It doesn't matter who you are, whether I know you or not. I will not share that you asked for help

A Lesson In Lmr (last Minute Resistance)
a Lesson in LMR LMR (Last Minute Resistance) My duty in this particular area is to change your frame of mind. My job is to embed in your brain the strength to pull the counter-rip cord when the need arises. Now, not every woman is a ball buster like me. I understand this. I have come into my own honestly and have paid my dues in FULL! Last minute resistance is what PUA's call it when they are trying to "notch" a woman and she gets that hesitation and says "NO". They persist and continue invading and removing clothing as they try to ease themselves (and his VICTIM) into a position for penetration (Which is their ultimate goal). Really ladies....if you aren't aware of LMR, they are going to play on your empathy and guilt, the panties drop, the legs spread, the boy gets off....GAME OVER!!! So my ideals are very simple. Follow these steps: 1. Don't get yourself in a position to need to counter (sounds simple...but I wouldn't be writing this if it were in fact THAT simpl

The Psyche And Preemptive Measures (not For The Weak Minded)
PUA's exploit certain weaknesses in human nature. How do you feel about that? These weaknesses rely upon stress when there are contrasting extremes present and accounted for. For example: DOMINANCE and submissiveness, CONTROL and dependence and MAXIMIZATION and minimizing of "consequences" *eyeroll* we will get to the supposed consequences at some point soon. This is where a preemptive war is waged. There are 4 elements for justification of preemption according to Scholar Abraham D. Sofaer. 1. The nature of the threat involved. 2. The likelihood that the threat will be realized without preemptive action. 3. The availability and exhaustion of alternatives to force. 4. Whether preemptive force is consistent with the situation. THE PURPOSE OF ALL OF THIS IS: TO GAIN ADVANTAGE!! Now, I may or may not have lost you. I admit that I am on an entirely different playing field and the level of my play is extreme at best. I am a military theorist in that meaning: I FIRM

The Illustrious Shit Test
The Illustrious Shit Test!! Let's discuss "Shit test". Why it is called that, is unclear, but it is the common word used for when a woman either subconsciously or hell....intentionally challenges and "tests" a man. It could be negative feedback on his clothing, hairstyle, manner of speech, age, blah blah blah. You get the drift. The basic premise of a shit test is: we don't want a "NANCY BOY" in our bed. By that, I mean, we do not want a man-gina, a pussy, a mark, or a bitch of a man in our bed. Does that make sense? If what I am saying is untrue, then let me hear about it. Don't get me wrong. SOME women are genuinely in need of men with an acute attachment to their own feelings and an awareness of hers. He is one of those guys that cries at movies, sleeps with stuffed animals when she isn't there, apologizes for the things that SHE has done wrong and draws her flowers that say "This rose isn't real, but my love for you is". Awwwwww! How touching. If that is your type of guy,

Salute For Me
so i been surfing fubar. came across people who has pictures of salutes made for them. like they got a pic of a friend holding a paper with their name on it saying they love the person. so if you wanna do that for me then by all means go right ahead. L0L.

Tag Your It
got tagged by my friend Stina Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I ahve 4 sisters no bothers 2) I am the oldest 3) I try to help all my friends as much as i can 4) I get depressed alot 5) Im quiet most of the tme but not like i use to be 6) My favorite bands are Flyleaf and Three Days Grace 7) IM afraid of being alone 8) I am a very emotional person... 9) I spend to much time on the comp lol 10) Im to nice I tagged Ms. Manie, Shadow, Dream, Sweet x, Baby Gurl Red

Drama
Well, Adam and I kinda broke up. But, we got back together. I haven't been able to blog about it, because, well, I haven't been home. And when I have been home I've been with the girls and playing with them.... SO i haven't had time... So, here's what happened. We had plans to hang out, him me and the girls. His cousin was coming into town. HE KNEW ahead of time him cousin was coming to town and said he didn't wanna go hang out. Well, as he got off work, his cousin called, and he decided to ditch hanging out with me and the girls, and then go to hooters with his cousin. I was pissed. Yeah, of course, I told him to just go... cuz, well, I'm like that. I understood he wanted to see his cousin, but, he KNEW he was coming to town and had no right to just DITCH our plans... and it made lexi cry, cuz lexi wanted to see him.... Up until this point in my life, I've never brought the girls into any relationship I've had... Too much bullshit and drama with dennis, and just SHIT. Well, Dennis

All About Steven
All About Steven Lots of people have asked what was Steven like, so I thought Id try and write down a few things. Steven was born in Germany and didn’t have the best start to life. He got stuck in the birth channel and several attempts by one of the junior doctors they realised that he couldn’t be born normally and Gail was rushed down to have an EC. Waiting outside the operating theatre seemed to be a lifetime, but eventually someone came out to announce I had a son and both mother and baby were doing fine. Again I had another wait till they cleaned both of them up. Gail was groggy when I went to see her but pleased that she give me my first son, although she told me I had to go and see the sister as there was some concern over his foot. The reason Steven was stuck during birth was one of his feet had been stuck in a rip. There was a slight deformity of the foot but we were reassured, it was nothing to worry about. Every day I visited the hospital even though it was a round 3hrs

"winter: My Enemy"
It is not all I originally had. Just before could save it computer froze and half of it was lost and I do not remember what I had wrote.....came close, but i know it not how I meant to have it originally end...... “Winter: My Enemy” I wake each morning feeling your chill. Would this inner fear go away with the touch of a pill? What is it that is really eating me away? I lose more of myself with each setting day. I sleep during the light. I am alive in ways more at night. What must I do to set things right? What will set me free from all these feelings? Winter, you bring me more death than healing! There are times it is hard to think. What is it that will stop my heart from this inner sink? My voice for help is becoming more silent. It is directed to me that I am more violent. I do not want to infect others with my inner gloom. There must be an end to all this doom! I am at a point of not knowing what to write or say. I just want all this sadness swept and

Hits Home!
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... ...to listen to his son whine about being bored. ....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. ...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ....to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. ..to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying. ...to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp.

Lookin For A Frog
I'm lookin for a frog. Not a prince, because no one is perfect. Just a frog. I have been running into alot of toads. Ugly little creatures. Players and losers. Liars and fakes. Egocentrics, scum. They haven't discouraged me from my search, but have made me more aware of what I do not want. Yep I'm lookin for a frog and with hope one day......... he will turn into my prince.

Better Man
He is a better man because of me. Not a better person but a better man. If it had not been for me he wouldn’t have what he has today. The opportunities he has today. If it had not been for me he would be trying to work for a dead man, or still trying to buy and fix up and old junk truck. He would be a drunk, living in or who knows where, squalor, in a truck? Living off someone, and blaming them for his failures? He would have never understood the joy that children can bring or the joy of grandchildren, the unconditional love of a child. Family. They still would have been a burden to him, an annoyance, and competition for affection. Just something to use to manipulate another. Today he understands the importance of a good job and working daily, to have a comfortable life. But as a person he is no better. He is has not learned the joy of being humble. That it is ok to make mistakes and to admit that he is human and we all make mistakes. He is still mean, hateful, vindictive, will not ta

I Aw You
I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none. I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family. I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane. I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me. I saw you, reading th

Parades For Tonight And Tomorrow
Mon. Feb. 4 Proteus Uptown 5:15 p.m. Orpheus Uptown 6 p.m. Zeus Metairie 6:30 p.m. Cleopatra Houma 6:30 p.m. Tues. Feb. 5 Zulu Uptown 8 a.m. Rex Uptown 10 a.m. Elks Uptown after Rex Crescent City Uptown after Elks Argus Metairie 10 a.m. Grela W. Bank 11 a.m. Elks Jeff Metairie 11 a.m. Jefferson Metairie 11 a.m. Lions Covington 10 a.m. Covington Covington Follows Lions Houmas Houma 11 a.m. Kajuns Houma Follows Skunks Lacombe 1 p.m. Chahta-Ima Lacombe 1:30 p.m. Folsom Folsom 1:30 p.m. Bonne Terre Montegut 4 p.m.

Super Bowl Sunday
I believe that almost all sports are fixed these days. The New York Giants wins the Super Bowl last night. A wild card team I believe and they go and win the whole thing. The reason I think that it was fixed is because of the Manning brothers. One brother one the Super Bowl last year and then the other brother wins the Super Bowl this year. What are the chances of that? I don't know about anyone else but, I smell a rat. I may be wrong but, something was or is wrong with what happened last night. I am not a Patriots fan whatsoever! That is one team that I hate so much but, I believe it was wrong what happened last night.

T@g
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Summersville WV and uprooted to the big city (Indianapolis) when I was 1 month old. 2) I am the oldest of 2 children. My sister is 3yrs 9 months younger than me. 3) I love annoying my friends! (especially Hrt of gold lol) 4) I'm a processor for the Indianapolis Metro Police Dept. 5) I don't like complete darkness....but at the same time I also don't like brightness. 6) I love peanut butter. 7) I LOVE all kinds of music. 8) I try to be tough and deep inside I'm a softy and if I tell you NO.... ask me again in a day and I will probably say yes lol 9) I love drinking Diet Pepsi :) 10) I a

The Difference Is.......
This is the witches star...notice how it looks this is what most pagans / wiccans wear or have. This is a pentigram....notice the difference pentagrams are used in the worship of satan, not the penticle so plz learn before you open your mouth and prove how stupid you really are. Thank you

Credible?
Are the Gospel Writers Credible? October 9, 1998 by Wayne Jackson Generally speaking, skeptics assert that Jesus did not do the things recorded in the Gospel accounts; they simply invented the stories. The writers of the Gospel accounts—Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John—quite definitely affirm that Jesus Christ claimed to be the Son of God, and that he performed miracles to authenticate that affirmation. Further, they allege that even though Jesus was put to death on the cross, after three days he came out of the grave, thus, forcefully demonstrating that he is Jehovah’s beloved Son, and that his authority must be respected. There is really no dispute about what the record claims. How do skeptics address these historical records? Generally speaking, they assert that the New Testament writers fabricated the accounts. The writers knew that Jesus did not do these things; they simply invented the stories. Will this charge stand up in the light of logical inquiry? Let us think abou

What Do You Belive In?
So can you fall in LOVE right after you get out of a 4 yr relationship? I'm talking days…I can't. I do know some who have though and it amuses me. See, I'm a bit of a skeptic towards love anyways so for me to fall in LOVE with someone is a HUGE deal for me and my kids. More for me! I have only been in love twice in my life don't get me wrong I've dated and all the things a girl can and shouldn't do. I keep myself unattainable in a complete different way then most girls. I don't think that I will ever fall in LOVE ever again, but if it happens I will be here. Will I look for it hell yeah, maybe because I am looking it will pass me by and I will be a single mom for the rest of my life. No more males in my life except thru my girls (their boyfriends and one day husbands), but not for me on a romantic level. I believe in Karma; however I don't believe that I am that much of a bad person or mother that Karma has left me loveless. David might think other wise and Tom I don't know what he thi

T@g You're It!
got tagged by my friend DeeLove32 Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Brookly-NY and uprooted to the boonedocks (Long Island) when I was 10. 2) I am the oldest of 2 children. My brother is 248 months younger than me. 3) I love annoying my friends! (especially Dee lol) I tagged Dragon8877, Keith, SuperStarrPrincess 4) I'm a Co Admin on a chat network. 5) I don't like complete darkness....but at the same time I also don't like brightness. 6) I love peanut butter and chocolate...especially together! 7) I LOVE music from the 80s. 8) I try to be tough and deep inside I'm a softy and if I tell you know.... ask me again in a day a

Walking Eagle
Walking Eagle ________________________________________ Two weeks ago in up state New York , Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers." At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the

To You My Friend
To You My Friend At one time my heart felt lost, until you came. Tears were flowing, like mad raindrops, with endless paths. Your kinds words, filled voids, I never knew existed. You woke me up from my life's deep sleep. For all of this mending, you did with just one gesture. You became my "Angel", like no other. You became my friend, whom I will value and cherish forever. To You My Friend

Dear Abby
Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed: Clueless Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one!

Re: U.s. Troops Asked If They Would Shoot American Citizens
Back when they asked this at 29 Palms I'm sure there were some whom felt that it was their duty to obey any & all ' military orders ' but Im pretty sure those same ones whom have been sent off to war and forgotten about by our congress & those so called 5 star generals & neocon war mongerers - wouldnt not only not shoot their fellow citizens but wouldnt have any problems shooting any AMERICAN TRAITORS.... RE: U.S. Troops Asked If They Would Shoot American Citizens ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 04 Feb 2008, 14:11 U.S. Troops Asked If They Would Shoot American CitizensU.S. troops are being trained to conduct round-ups, confiscate guns and shoot American citizens, including their own friends and family members, as part of a long-standing program to prepare for the declaration of martial law, according to a soldier who recently returned from Iraq. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/020408_shoot_americans.htm

Ok Time To Pull A Roxy As My Friends Say
1ST OFF...I AM AN ECLECTIC PAGAN...NOT WICCAN..NOT DRUID..NOT CELTIC..DRACONIC..OR ANY ONE PHILOSOPHY ...GET IT STRAIGHT AND CLEAR... ___________________________________________________ AND FOR ALL THE ASS HATS OUT THERE WHO DONT FEEL LIKE READING ALL OF THAT HERE'S THE BREAK DOWN Modern nature religion Many current pagans in industrial societies base their beliefs and practices on a connection to Nature, and a divinity within all living things, but this may not hold true for all forms of Paganism, past or present. Some believe that there are many deities, which is known as pantheon or polytheism. By contrast, pantheism is the belief that the combined subconscious spirit of all living things forms the universal deity. Panentheism takes this one step further, incorporating the idea that the Universal Deity is both in everything (in the universe) but also extends beyond the known physical universe. Ancient Greek paganism, which tended in many cases to be a deification of th

Growing Is A Hard Thing To Do,but Once It’s Done The Rest Comes Naturally.
So my imagination has played tricks on me to make me think that I have been making progress. WRONG! I have just been covering it up and avoiding the subject. I need to grow up. I have been depressed, miserable, heartbroken, confused, angry, and impatient. But in order for my life to get back to the way I want it. I have to actually change instead of bull shitting about it. I want to be happy with myself so therefore I need to mature and figure out what the fuck I am going to do with myself. Everything will fall in to place over time. I just need to give it time and actually attempt to make things work. Tonight sitting by myself in my room made me realize a lot of shit. I have to clear the slate and fix my wrongs. To turn them in to rights. Maturity is key.

My Best Friend
My best friend is a man, who no matter what I do or have done, he's always there. No need to compete for his love because it's already set in stone. I don't know what I would have done without him. We met seven years ago by fate, slep together, and seperated once more. when fate played a major role in our lives again, we became lovers. Then something stupid happened and we were seperated again. Although we are worlds apart, it seems our love will never dispair. You know who you are. And I love you Dearly, So please don't ever forgett. One day fate will playit's role in our lives again, until then, RIDE TILL I DIE, baby!!!

Ive Been Tagged
I've been tagged!! I got Tagged by Sexi Mami!!! Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog weird random things facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names.Dont forget to leave a comment that says "Your It" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the person who tagged you.... 1)I was born and raised in Colorado and I have been here my whole life. 2)Iam a good skier 3)I read romantic novels 4)I love chocolate 5)I like to fish and go camping 6)I like a good scary movie 7)Iam a fun person to be with 8)Im going to take a trip to Figi "before I die" hehehehehe 9)I enjoy our Rocky Mountains 10)I love my 8 year old Son Casey!!! I tagged: Cappy,Miss Butterfly,God Angel,Gargoyle,Fallen Angel

Glorious Monday Morning!
Well, today is going to be one of those crazy weather days! So far we have had snow, freezing drizzle, freezing rain, sleet, hail - then alternating back and forth amongst it all! Bah! Humbug! Now the schools are closing at noon! Oh, joy of joys! Lucky for me, I am in the midst of changing my work schedule around. Starting today, I will be treating clients Tuesday thru Saturday, instead of the standard Monday thru Friday. I still get two days off in a row and the clients that like late appointments can be seen on Saturday! Hope all are happy with this, lol. Was it just me, or was this the craziest of weekends, energetically?! What an odd weekend! I felt as though I was being pulled and tugged in so many different directions, even mentally. Since this is technically a day off, I will take some time to meditate at length today - maybe journal again for awhile. I just keep reminding myself that these changes are for the best, but will be uncomfortable as we work through it al

Whatever Happened To Danny Tanner?
so the other night i was watching this show on tv; 'Bob Saget: That Ain't Right!' He was at Skirball Center for Performing Arts in New York. I have never seen him perform before, but he said "F**K" so many times! All i could think was, "what happened to Danny Tanner from Full House?!" He said something about sticking a pinkie in someone's butt while he was on Nyquil....was he always like this when he performed? He reminded me of a white version of Chris Rock... Ever so confused

Miss Me?
Hey friends, For those of you who miss me, I'm not gone I'm simply a bit too busy these day to be on here anymore. I haven't forgotten none of my special friends or my sister from the sisterhood. Shout out to my good friend, Chinita, Mr. G, Big Dog and all others. My love to my baby Darkness, the love of my life and the man who holds the key to my heart...can't wait to marry you and call you my husband. I've been doing good, studying and working, not much to say but don't hesitate to leave a comment here and there. Peace, one love. BarbieDoll

Together Till Night Turns To Day
Together Till Night Turns To Day Clasping your hands in mine Sharing love and affection Caressing in blissful dreams Feel heart to heart connection Wrapping me in your warmth In soft kisses everywhere Together laying side by side In the dreams which we share With whispers from your lips Beckoning me sensually I welcomed with open arms Sharing our nights in intimacy Swaying with sensual rhythm I felt pleasure in everyway Releasing the passion within Together till night turns to day.

Closing My Account....
I recently was on myspace and my friend Judith had a bulletin posted about closing her page and after reading that I must say I agree with alot of what she wrote. I have way to many things going on in my life right now. As some of my personal friends already know I'm going through a divorce. That has been time consuming and not to mention a total disaster. I don't really have time to mess around. My time should be spent packing and making lists of things that need to be done etc., I'm not and have not been single by any means and should not be devoting so much time to this. I will keep myspace open and those who know me personally already have me on their msgr or have my phone number. xoxo

Maybe.....
Maybe...We were supposed to meet the wrong person before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe...When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often time, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe...It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe... T he happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe... T he brightest future wi ll always be based on a forgotten past; after a ll , you can't go on successfu ll y in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe...You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you only have one life and one chance to

You Are From Oklahoma If...
You are from Oklahoma if... 1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha. 2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. (soooooooo true!) 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. 10. You measure distance in minutes. 11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City." 12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. 13. Little smokies are something you serve only for specia

Signs
theres no way theres no exact point i give you everything and always keep something if you are always hiding how would i recognizeou you love me in the dark and sleep in spider webs signs my insecure part under a shining moon signs uniting ends figures without meaning signs

"this Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her. To every guy that tried to

A Can Of Worms
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service -- -- Author Unknown

To The Nice Girls...sorry If I've Ever Been This Guy
To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who care more than they should for guys who don't deserve their attention. This is for those girls who have been in the trenches, who have watched other g

New York Giants.....not!!!
The NEW YORK GIANTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL. Well, bravo to the Giants. But they have not been the NEW YORK Giants since 1976 when they moved to NEW JERSEY. So they haven't been NEW YORK in 32 YEARS!! And I thought then and still think now that they completely suck for not changing their name to indicate the proper state that they train, play and are based in.

Fast Food
Ok so I freakin hate it when I go to a fast food drive through and ask for ketchup. I get back to my office and there are 2 packs in the bag. WTF I mean I don't need the person at the window to be the ketchup police. Nor do I need them to watch my ketchup intake. I mean WTF are these people getting comission on how many packs of ketchup they save......

Valentine's Day 2008
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on xpeeps that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept somethin

Valentines Application
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on xpeeps that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept somethin

A Small Poem
A small poem By me , If you knew how i feel When you look into my eyes and smile When you make me laugh The way you smile back at me it's memorizing When i look into your eyes,to see a gentle and fragile soul Like starring at the stars on a clear and warm summer night. But most of all the warmth i get, just thinking about you. If only you knew the love i have for you. The pain i feel when your sad. But when your happy, The world seems to turn just a little slower And when it does ,i wish I was by your side. harring the never ending feeling Of love. michael mrrcp 2007

Drinking Stories: As Bad As It Gets
I haven’t really told many stories on here because I don’t think I can do them justice. When I tell stories in person I get all animated and wave my hands around. I exploit my goofy ass cartoon-like facial expressions to bring it to life…so I’ve been hesitant to try…..but I’m going to do my best on this, hope it works. A bunch of us went out clubbing, and in true American drinking fashion, we drank as much as humanly possible before the bar closed. My apartment was right by the club, and everyone always came back and passed out. People would be strewn about, bodies half on the couch/half off, everyone fighting for a place to sleep. Everyone but me…I had my bed…. After one particular night, I woke up the next morning to find my friend Andrea had crashed in my bed with me. She is like my little sister, so unfortunately no boobie grabbing ensued, and no head was received. I was hung over, feeling like total shit….I couldn’t get comfortable, my head throbbing, and

Dance With The Demon
all come to see her shakin her hips taking their money lickin her lips fall on her knees every night and day selling the flesh to money she prays dance with the demon taking its toll dance with the demon selling your soul back in the day lost in the night showing your skin in the spotlight chemical thoughts medicinal fumes bed with the devil the night consumes dance with the demon down on your knees dance with the demon easy to please

Stupid Cupid!
Im not looking for anything!!! I dont expect anything either. But what the hell im just trying to have some fun meet new people as friends and possibly have some to hang out with. So i had a date set up over the weekend with a guy. Not a girl im done with the girl thing. Anyhow i got stood up twice!! so now im just done with all of it!! STUPID CUPID!!! FOR SURE!!!

Involuntary Muscular Contractions
Involuntary Muscular Contractions A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Yeah New York!
well, I watched the game last night. Wasn't really rooting for anyone because my team wasn't in it. But I did watch for the commercials. My favorite?? The SoBe water one. With the lizards dancing to Thriller. It was the cutest by far. I was kind of disappointed with the commercials. They aren't as good as I remembered before. Maybe it is just me. Maybe the advitiers can't afford the make awesome commercials when they are paying 2.7 million for air space alone. Nothing to important going on. School work is a calling!

Another Crazy Blocked!
->~Pebblesin...: you have issues dear. buh bye now JAMES****S...: She wouldnt of closed it if i left my bid there she would of waited for him to outbid me then close it ->~Pebblesin...: now, that is THE END. ->~Pebblesin...: she is not comfortable with the way you were acting regarding so she chose to end it so there wouldn't be anymore drama. JAMES****S...: I removed my bid after u explained it to me then figured out i could still do it then i said something about making a bid before it closed and she started saying she would cancel it ->~Pebblesin...: it's no fun to have a fu stalker or to have someone shouting crap in your shoutbox. so you are welcome to my block list as well if it continues ->~Pebblesin...: i understand you haven't bid in an auction before but I kindly tried to explain it to you and you were rude and abrasive. why would she want to deal with that? JAMES****S...: I did nothing wrong ->~Pebblesin...: you can threaten me or tell whoever you like.

Yes, I Am
Yes, I am in love right now. However, I'm not feeling the love. I' not feeling it returned. When he isn't around, I can't stop thinking of him, yet he doesn't call or write. When he is around I feel complete. I want to learn more about him every day. And I want to show him the best I have to offer. I never really do ask for much. Honesty, sincerity, and love. Unconditional Love. I have a tendancy to believe people when they tell me things. And I especially believe people when they say they love me. But when you say you love me, certain expectations arise. Things like: not fucking around on my, because I'm not going to fuck around on you, keep the lines of communication open, and tell me if things change or aren't going as planned. I don't know... I can't write anymore, I don't feel like I am making any sense.

Feelings For Somebody
If you have feelings for somebody and you think their strong but afraid to tell them.But You never saw them in person is it possably to love somebody you never met?I mean I feel like it is.I cant stop thinking about this person and drives me up the wall no matter what i do or where Im at the person is in my head.Or should I just let it go cause its never going to happen in the real world:( ....

Last Light
in my last hour of light i'll see right through all the things in life that kept me blue and i'll stop searching for something new i'll lay down and think of you and in the last light of the last day I'll touch your heart then fade away close your eyes and think of me forever in your heart is where i'll be into the darkness you must go but ill be waiting for you to show i'll extend my hand and my heart ill keep you here when it falls apart so when its your turn for your last light ill be waiting to make it alright

Stash Update !
Happy Monday I hope your day is going well. I have added some pictures to my stash. Please stop by and show some lurve :) I am out of rates for today so i can't rate anyone today grrrrr :( but i will tomorrow yay!! lol Love'n'hugs Lin xx

Distant Love
my heart is open and reaches many miles. for a life without you would feel like a lost child. and though we are far my heart is near. no more worries or having fears. i take you in with all my mite. becouse in the end your worth the fight. so remeber my heart and never be cruel. couse this "love for you will always be true"

Hi-tech Old Ladies
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID . . . " WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT . . . I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

No Bombin Just Rates!
Im gonna be holdin a contest which will start in the next 2 or 3 weeks (dont worry ill make sure you know at least 3 days before the start of the contest so u have time to work on ur blogs/bulletins) Its not gonna be a comment bombin contest just based on rates! With the new ratin system the contest will last for 3 weeks so make sure you get all ur friends to come back and re-rate the pic each week. The theme will be party! You know how much I love to party well I wanna see some pics of some of ur nights out! The pic must be SFW but its also gotta be a pic of a night out or just a simple party at home but I want them party pics!! Heres a break down of the rules... 1. Pic must be SFW 2. NO DRAMA! No ifs ands or buts about it! 3. Prizes will be based on the number of rates u get and there will be 3 awarded. 1st place will be a 7day blast or vip only if the rates are over 250 if its under then a 3 day blast will be given. 2nd place will be a 3 day blast unless 1st doest re

I'm Back
i'm back from DC! i dont miss it too much. we went to a wizards game friday night for my dad's bday. they have this thing where u can text stuff and they'll put it up on the big screen. so i texted "happy birthday dad!" and i think that made up for not havin a card for him. wizards lost sadly. i did get hit on on the metro, which is not my favorite place to be cuz it's so sketchy. this dude was sitting there and as soon as maria got up and stood up, he started starin and smiling at me. he got off the metro before we did but he mouthed "bye" to me. i am sure i blushed. it felt wierd to be hit on, considering how much it used to happen, but then again, i am out in the middle of nowhere and i am used to seeing rednecks now. rednecks who dont find me attractive, so that could be why. saturday, i went wit dad to see rambo and it was the best movie ever! i think i'm prolly gonna take a new friend, holly, to go see it but she wants to see cloverfield first. uh...no. i wont

If I... [- Poem -]
If I cried everytime you broke my heart I would have an ocean of tears If I saved the blood from the wrist I slit I would drown in my own blood If I let my fears of heart break take me over I would be in abandonment till my last gasping breath If I became numb everytime your words broke my heart I would have never felt a single emotion in my entire existence If I could make you experience the pain you create in me you would yearn to end your being in this world If I thought of a way to attempt get back at you everyime you made me mad those thoughts would consume my mind If I believed everything you told me I would be trapped in a never ending fairytale

Through & Through
That what we found out Friday afternoon, about our dog Buddy. He was shot, entrance & exit wound. Thursday the storm came rolling in, the dogs were all out having fun in the snow. When I called them in no problems but Buddy was still out. I didn’t think anything of it till he came in about an hour later covered in blood. He had 2 open gashes, one on each side. Dog fight images flashed through my mind. I closed off the dog door, and cleaned him up as best we could. Friday morning he is still bleeding, having problems breathing, and hasn’t slept b/c he wasn’t able to lay down. We load up into the truck.( Little trooper that he is he climbed into the back seat b/c we weren’t able to pick him up.) And start the long trek to the animal clinic in on unplowed roads. An hour later we get there get him checked in, and they say it looks like he got into a fight with a dog twice his size. That after surgery we can pick him up that afternoon. Pick up time He walks slowly out of the kennel

My Poem Obsure Wrote It For English When I Was 16
Have you ever felt obscure Like as if your never really sure Feeling as if your about to burst Sometimes wondering if it could get any worse Sometimes Just wanting to run and hide Wishing something could just wash your worries away like the ebb of a tide Feeling left out like you really don't belong Reaching deep down inside for something that's strong Thoughts running though your mind like a freight train Just wanting to release all your pain Feeling as if your in a cage Wishing it was a book and you could just turn the page Living in a world of hate Why do people have to discriminate We are all the same But our hatred burns like a wild flame In this world of shame

Tag Your It!!!!!
I got tagged by my lovely friend Tom Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My favorite cereal is Cheerios. 2) My worst habit is being ornery. 3) I played basketball,cheer leading,volleyball and soft ball in High school. 4) My favorite past times is Partying. 5) My favorite place to go and relax is wouldn't you like to know. 6) My worst childhood memory is The big move. 7) One thing I would like to change about myself is my life LOL . 8) I am obsessed with my hair. 9) My favorite car is a Camero. 10) The most hilarious thing to ever happen to me is: Theres a song by Dr.Hook called "I got stoned and I missed it." At the time my neice

Ugh
Blah blah blah, are you fucking ready?! Ranting and raving always comes so steadily. Not knowing what to do, dreams haunting me of you feeling so valid, feeling so requisite. Pins and needles engorge my skin, feeling unbalanced as the room begins to spin. A mental release never comes with ease, pills temporarily sedate the beasts. The casing starts to callous. My heart races a hostile impulse, this feeling of malice. Overtaken, letting go. It`s almost like perfect euphoria. Blood aches, bones scream, cerebral anguish increases. Explosive feelings leave me in pieces laying about. Never knowing what to do, always thinking "well what about?"

Dreams
I was going to mainly post this on myspace but for some reason my computer won't let me open it so i'm posting this here just in case i forget. I had a wierd dream. Some guy with long hair helping me around. I thought he fell in love with me by the looks he gives me and for the fact of us having wild passionate sex. Then it's like we are running from something. Then we are in a room like and elevator and it goes down and down then jumps as it stretches on the cable and doesn't want to stop. He keeps jumping on the floor and i remind him its only drywall and he freaks out on me. Then he trys to teach me some stuff about areobatics and we end up having sex again on a red chair in the middel of the room. Then it seems i am chasing him around to try and stay with him and realize an ex gf is stalking him as well and give up on him. I wander around a parkinglot for a min and wave at some older ladies picking him up in a huge car. what do you guys take of this?

Methamidophos
Methamidophos has been found in frozen potstickers that were made in Chaina in Japanese markets last week. Methamidophos is a chemical that has used to kill bugs and worms in Chinese vegetable farms, which has banned in China recently and is not used in Japan because of its high toxic level. Many people got sick from eating those chemical contaminated potstickers and millions of the related products are on recall right now. Chinese products safety has been asked in Japan for a while, and here is it.... In japan we rely on imported food and it feels like more than half of them are from china. My mom stopped buying food made in and from china long time ago, even though they are much cheaper than domestic ones. Seems like ever since i came back to Japan, i havent really heard of any good news around me. Its getting harder to find even a small happiness these days....

Deployment
When I sit and think about what all I have done in the Army I think back to the night we deployed, scariest night in my life, they didn't explain anything at all, just where we were going and to drink plenty of water. I had no family there with me, my wife had just left me and took my kids, I didn't get to say good-bye to them, I called family on my cell phone and that was it, the hardest thing I did was say bye to my mom and dad, my dad was positive on it but my mom was upset, not understanding why I had to go, all she kept saying was that she loved me. When we got to Kuwait all we did was basically relax until it was time to head out to Iraq. We got into Iraq June 24th and right then and there I started shaking, I realized this was real and that I could die. I called family telling them I made it safely and called my kids, they missed me and wanted me home, everytime I called and talked to them I cried, I tried not to but hearing them say they loved and miss me killed me insi

Superbowl Setup.
Let it be known, it should have been Dallas beating the Patriots, Dallas Deserved it more than anyteam in the leauge, they had a much more respectable season and Did it with out the slightest suspicion of cheating. Dallas has been setup all season long mostly by penalties 25% of them that were actually valid..the rest...just a setup by the leauge to go after a team that was on the verge of having a 6th superbowl win. It's conspiracy. I watched 14 out of 16 Dallas' games on tv, and 2 on Game Channel...No team with a winning record was penalized like Dallas was...It was a Setup.

I've Been Tagged
I got tagged by my lovely friend Moon Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have lived in Colorado all of my life except for one year in Las Vegas when I was 21 2) I love to dance even tho I really suck at it. 3) I knit and sew to realx... ya dont repeat that!!!! 4) I love to go out with the guys to a country bar and play pool! 5) I drink way to much coffee and soda. 6) I dont eat regularly. 7) I am going to be a grandma yet again and still a very young age. 8) I am going to have a 67 or 70 Mustange before I die. 9) I will do most anything for my friends. 10) Tho I try to have this bad ass attitude and rep... I am really a nice pe

Walls
Since the day we met, you have brought sunshine and joy to my life, i told myself long ago do not trust, do not let anyone in somehow you found your way through the walls of hurt and shame you see right through me to what is really inside no matter how hard i try to hide what is there you always seem to know, without spoken words, without hearing my voice all you have to do is see my eyes. there need be no words for me to say and you know what i want to say how did you do it why did it happen you crashed those walls i built to keep me safe now what am i to do without those to protect what i have held so dear please do not make me regret those walls coming down for it took so long to build it would take a lifetime to repair.

It Ain't Doin Nothin Just Thinkin About It...so Let's Put It To Use Ya'll.
Gratitude is the key to abundance. When you're truly thankful for the good things you have, those good things grow more numerous and valuable. So how do you put gratitude into action? By making the most of the good things you have. If you hoard and hide your blessings away, they begin to wither and eventually disappear completely. When, on the other hand, you put the good and valuable things in your life to full use, they multiply many times over. There is no better way to show your thankfulness and appreciation for something than by using it for a positive, productive, creative purpose. Do that, and the value you already have grows even more valuable. Whatever you have is not really yours unless you are truly thankful for it. To be truly and effectively thankful for it, make full and fruitful use of it. Live with a thankfulness in your heart, in your thoughts and, most importantly, in your every action. All the good things you make use of will grow even better. -- Ralp

2-04
why is it when life starts going just the way Y/you want it to somebody always has to throw a curve ball and mess things up. two weeks ago, things couldn't have been better, i was spending as much time as possible with Master and then here came the curve ball. my cousin got let go again so now he is home all the time and man i don't have a moments piece now. every time i turn around he is right there. i have very little privacy to be on the computer. this time away from Master has made me realize just now much i crave Him. i crave the piece that He gives to me, the safty of His presence, His touch, His voice everything about Him. Just His scent would be enough to push me over the edge right now. These feeling are new in away because they are stronger then ever before. Master said that i would grow to crave Him even more and now i am starting to understand what He ment. my head feels as though it is swimming through a thick fog and the only light i can see is the light of a becon t

02-04-08 (the Jay-oh-bee)
Have a Great Week! February 4, 2008 Mixing things up a bit for This balmy February day ... I hope this blog finds YOU with a relaxing weekend behind you ... And a GREAT week ahead! Whatever it is you do during the week, I wish you much success at it!

Double Damn It!
DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! i try to expand my "family" OH?..YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAXIMUM FOR YOUR LEVEL....denied.... DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! i try to upload more pictures OH?..YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAXIMUM FOR YOUR LEVEL....denied... DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! :(

1 Feb 2008
Datum: Fri, 1 Feb 2008 09:23:04 -0600 (CST) Von: "Tyler Perry Mailing List" An: all_lists@tylerperrystudios.net Betreff: A Message from Tyler Perry - Are You Mad At Me? Okay, I think ya'll mad at me or something! I know I've been MIA, but I tried to explain that in my last email. You know how I know you got attitude with me? 'Cause only a few of you have gone to see my new talk show at tylerperry.com. Either that or you don't have a high speed Internet connection. Whatever the reason, I want to know (smile). I worked hard on that show and put it on-line just for you. So check it out if you can. And to the woman who was watching it at work and asked me to take care of her if she loses her job from laughing so hard. Uh.... you might want to wait 'till you get home next time. LOL !! Y'all so spoiled (smile). Okay, do me a favor please. After you see the show hit the message board. That's the only way I can know if you've seen it or not. S

This, My Fate
Chaos and anarchy rule my life today. For me, there has never been any other way. Have you not seen Where I have been? Do you believe the words that I say? Hatred and fear pulsate through my veins. As my heart cries out from all the world's pains, A tear falls from my eye. Another bird falls from the sky, Killed by the pollution and the acid rains. Must I live in this place any longer, Where greed gets fed more often than hunger While children are beat In the raging heat Of their parent's or a stranger's temper? The path that once I did follow many years Grows ever more dim as I wade through the tears That have fallen from my Calloused face to purify And wash away all the world's countless fears. Yet the chaos remains inside my petrified soul For something essential that would make me whole Has been gone For so long That my unjust existence is ever-more out of control. Forever will I sift the infinite sands of anarchy, Seeking out an enigmatic sliver

Purification
I soar the skies in a state of euphoria, My lengthy hair fluttering in the gusts, Lashing out at my heels as I plummet: An architectural wonder anticipates my arrival. I shatter the gleaming stained glass windows: Faux renditions of a woman holding a child (Rings around their heads: colorless glass). A grin smears across my blood-covered face And the light of a thousand candles gleams in my eyes. Velvet draperies fall to the dirty floor; Screams arise from the shouting priests as I Drop down behind them and Slit their unholy throats with my encrusted sword. Groans of pain and tearing of flesh resounds Beneath the echoes of the bullets as they fly With thunderously wondrous abandon from my Oozy. Merrily I laugh at the elated passion that Surges through my veins like a prairie fire. My mind calms and with pride I wade Through my personal lake of blood, tears, and terror, Blotting out the flames of the meaningless candles. My teeth glimmer midst my ecstatic smile

Slacker Friends *cleaning House!*
Ok its that time again, IF I dont ever Hear from you, and your JUST on my friends and family for points, Im gonna dump your asses ;) So Tomorrow I am Cleaning house...If you wish to stay on my friends list, and in my family, Let me know either A) Leave me a comment or 2) Shoot me a message! If I do not hear from you in one of those ways, Im sorry but your History. ~~BW

Keep On Dancing
Keep On Dancing Keep On Dancing is a House Mix from 1998. You are listening to a 26min cut down version from the whole 74min mix. For more details goto www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/keepondancin To listen/download http://www.esnips.com/doc/e3caf2fe-50c6-460c-bf9f-37cf054d68df/DJ-Muzik-AL---Keep-On-Dancin

Doctor Who (the 9th Doctor)
Well I got to see the empty child episode of the new Doctor Who Last night with the official 9th Doctor. I really liked it and it held true to the standard form of the older doctor who. I give4 it an A++ and will definantly bee watching for further episodes. here are pictures from the new season (in my stash is a link to the episode guide for this season and one for all the OLD Doctor Who episodes all the way back to the first one )

Break Down
I shake inside, my reality shattered by lust and the flesh... I do not want attachment but it is happening. I need to STOP before I lose myself. I want to run, hide. What is best for me I don't know anymore. My mind is fading and I am losing control over everything. I need him back for stability, for control, for my soul.

Tainted Love
Meet my new Fu~Owner Ronja!!! Please fan/rate/add this wild and crazy lady!! You won't regret it!! *~Ronja~**OWNED BY PUNKS PUNKETTE, OWNER OF SWEET~THING N TERESA**~@ fubar Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Cleavage Contest
Please help me out vote for me!!! click the link below comments win not rates ty > > > > > > > > > > > > > if this comes up private u mght have to add the chick hosting the contest then u will b able to view thanks again

My Heart
here my heart sits, waiting for you to accept what it has to offer will you take what it feels and hold it near or will you throw it away it just wants to love you like no one else can what it feels for you i can not stop i have tried and tried over and over again but it tells me it belongs to you that it where it wants to be in with your heart beating as one so here sits my heart waiting for you will you accept it or will you throw it away it tells me it does not want another only the one it has has chosen for me so here sits my heart waiting for you.

Ny Giants!
OK so for the weekend I went 1 for 2. Brock Lesnar should have won that match with Frank Mir! Brock was all over Mir. After the break for hitting the back of the head, Brock had Mir down again. But, Brock acted liek he didn't know what he was doing. He was a national champ amatuer wrestler and he didn't know what to do with a guy laying on his back?!?!?!!? Anyhow, while Brock was standing around like a goof, Mir siezed the opurtunity for that leg lock. It looked like a leg lock Brock could have muscled out of. But, then again it was his leg not mine! I hope Brock comes back after this. This should have been a learning curve for him. Give him 10 or 15 more matches and he'll be the champ. I think the promoters went overboard for him and pushed him in the spotlight to soon. Congratulaions N.Y. Giants. Just as I called it the Giants winning by 3! I always find it more entertaining when a team, who at the beginning of the season no one gave a chance for a decent season at t

Everything Happens For A Reason
Hmm, so something happend a few months back w, my family that caused to not to be around for a bit. Someone i cared for seemed to get hurt although i didn't mean for it to happen, however they did seem to recover quickly and so now im left wondering was it all real or just a sick twisted game....

Bare With Me You Guys!
my account seemed to have been hacked and deleted over the weekend so im havin to get everything built back up to where i had it..b/c of some ass i lost all my friends and most of my pics..so ima hafta dig thru some cd's and get everything back to where it was.. so bare with me if i dont rate or fan you yet..ill get to it.. and ya know one of you sweethearted guys out there could buy me a blast to help get my friends back :-) theres rewarding pics in return! ADD ME RATE ME FAN ME **:: xxxooo ::** Jess

Tag! You're It!!
I got tagged by my friend Moon! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Fairfax Virginia and moved to NY when I was three. 2) I have an oler brother named Sam and an older sister named Marta. (yes- my mom loved that little girl from the sound of music!) LMAO 3) I love to skydive, but have only gone twice. 4) I have always wanted to be a stewardess but am not to keen on flying. 5) My favorite tv shows are little house on the prairie and threes company. 6) I have only had two boyfriends my entire life. 7) I tried out for my high school wrestling team, played basketball, andsoccer. 8) I lost my best friend ashley 3 years ago in

Superbowl Or Me......
Hey, everyone sorry I didn't write yesterday. Saturday night some friends came over and we all enjoyed some Kandi. I wasn't up to typing. What is better to talk about my dream of the "stalker" or the Super Bowl? Since my best of football is setting around half naked driving my brother's friends crazy. GIGGLE GIGGLE Yeap, the stalker guys was back. He is really getting into my head. I'm actually having to check my handcuffs, and stun gun and stuff. Guess I like stalkers a little toooooo much. Something about being watch. Knowing someone is going through my stuff. Watching my stalker as he goes through my panties, and other cloths. Picking them out. Then me wearing them knowing he's watching getting he thrills. I know this is boring to everyone else. Guess it means I really need sex. Sorry, but I don't like lay there and do me sex. I want guys who like forcing it.....guess that is why my stalker dreams really get me going. Guys would you like to sneak in my room l

The Reason I Have Been Mia
missing in action. I am sorry for those who thought I was around when I wasn't. My grandmother died, she was 89 years old, her late husband was in WWII fought on the beaches. He passed a few years ago. She passed away in her sleep. So I had to go spend time with my family. My grandmother wasn't in my book like other grandparents she was very lade back and cool. Loved to ride on the back of a harley and drink dark beers. she is now in a better place.

A Laugh At My Expense
Several months ago, I had decided that I was tired of being a redhead, so I colored my hair dark brown. It didn't work....the red seeped back out within days and I was a redhead again. I decided to go a shade darker with the hope that the red would not seep through again..... (This was my FIRST mistake!) The box said...."Darkest BROWN!" (Yeah, right!) It was now super bowl Sunday....everyone was meeting at Bubba's for the game. I had purchased the hair dye several days prior, but never got around to coloring my hair, because I have not been feeling very well. I decided that I would real quickly color my hair that morning, before getting ready to go to Bubba's. (This was my SECOND mistake!) Now since I was coloring my hair dark brown, I decided that it was only right to color the eye brows to match.... (This was my THIRD and WORST mistake!) Up until this point....my worst hair trauma was when I had colored my hair one time and it turned out to look more like cherry

Photo Update !!
Happy Monday !!! I know Valentines is nearly here and i have uploaded some pictures for that. But all the shops are full of Easter stuff so i thought i'd upload some Easter pictures !! So please stop by and leave some love. Have a great week Love'n'hugz Lin xx

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Not My Will But God's Will
How many times have we have we heard people say I t was my will that I do what I want to do "God"had no say only to turn around and admit that as Christians we first pray to God for guidence in all we do so let go and let god guide you Dennis George

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Superbowl Talk, Donna D'errico On Ron Paul, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Old School Opie And Anthony, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony Shooting his computer!!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS! Well, the NY Giants are Super Bowl champs, and the O&A Radio POgram will be revisiting some classic moments from last night's game, as well as some of those nifty commercials that we all love...or hate... from the superbowl. We'll also be talking to Donna D'Errico, who is supporting Presidential Candidate Ron Paul...and oh yeah, she was PLAYBOY's Miss September 1995 NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We have a bevy of new bosoms on RateMyWoW, from all kinds of ladies, in all shapes and sizes (Ladies, get YOUR photos in today - remember - NO WOW in Photo = not getting on site): RateMyWOW: Perky and Pretty R

Angelica And Her Seizures
Well, it's been over a year since she had a seizure and I thought we were 'free and clear'. We only had 10 more months to go with her not having a seizure and they were going to take her off the meds. Unfortunately, she had another set yesterday. They were very, very different from her seizures in the past so I'm very concerned obviously. I wanted to change Neurologists but have to go see the one we don't like today. Maybe now she'll listen to me Ha! She stayed awake during both seizures this time, and her warning was that her left foot hurt and/or felt very, very heavy. She was on a campout with the Girl Scouts so one of her friends happened to see it and was able to tell me about it. She had a second, much smaller one in the ER which was witnessed by the nurses tending to her. Scary stuff I tell you! From what Angelica, Eryn and Susan (her troop leader and b/f Charlotte's mom) told me, this is what happened. I have to put it down so I don't forget. You know me! Friday and Sa

Life Lessons
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. Follow the three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. Spend some time alone every day. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

Lets Just Be Fuhkin Real
I will never be perfect I will never be everything you always wanted I will never be the perfect rack the perfect response the perfect answer to your wants to tell the truth I will never be anything you desperately want of me I could never be that size that denial that perfect weight I could never answer your ideal of fate I honestly only want to be the life that stirs inside of me the spirit the hope the passionate dreams I see you and I dare to scream I hate you and all I denied of me to be confused and hateful me I hate and hope in laughter since for if I don't a thousand deaths oh silly me it cannot be that soul empty since it left of me this echo of what could only be in other worlds a million since I had you not then and would never wish again again.

Here's To Women
WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES! If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy. If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality t

Things I've Learned
I've learned... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. That when you're in love, it shows. That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day. That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. That being kind is more important than being right. That you should never say no to a gift from a child. That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold, and a heart to understand. That simple walks with my father, around the block on summer nights when I was a child, did wonders for me as an adult. That life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. That money doesn't buy class.

Show Your Love Without Spending A Dime!
Sometimes we try so hard to find the right gift that we overlook simpler ideas that might be just as meaningful. Or, we hold back on gifting others, thinking that there needs to be a special reason for giving. I encourage you to give freely and often, remembering to give a heartfelt gift that giving is one activity that benefits the person on each end of the exchange. Below are ten gifts I believe are appropriate for any ordinary day and every special occasion. Plus, they are gifts that anyone can give because they require nothing but a willingness to be generous. * Time Sharing your time is one of the greatest gifts you can give. Whether you offer ten minutes of story time to a child, a lunch date to a friend, or an afternoon away from chores to your spouse, youre offering yourself and building a relationship at the same time. * Honest Acknowledgement I hear very few people say that they receive too many compliments or too much praise. We all thrive when we get positive feedb

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Super Monday To All, Medical Personal With Issues
And with the end of this years football season Yea!!!!! It’s over! My team gets to play the next game…next year mind you but still… Good Morning to all. I am not sure whether or not Pennsylvania’s Wood Chuck seen his shadow or not, but I can tell you this, spring will be here when it arrives. Period! So how was your weekend? Hopefully it was a good one. Oh and for all those who have eye doctor appointments and Dentist appointments in the near future here is a few medical staffers with issues, we will call it Medical Personnel With Issues In October, Syracuse, N.Y., dentist George Trusty was sued in federal court after a drill bit snapped off and lodged near a patient's eye, allegedly because Trusty was dancing to the song "Car Wash" on the radio while tending to the patient. [San Francisco Chronicle-AP, 11-2-07] OUCH!!! Can anyone feel that drill bit let alone see it…and why on earth would a Dentist be dancing while drilling? That is just too scary to even think about. In January, f

My Homemade Computer Lives!
After spending a few hours replacing the CPU fan, my homemade gaming rig is now functional! *maniacal laughter* For its birthing cry, I loaded up Unreal Tournament III, and it was glorious. Tomorrow, BF2142 and Civ IV...

Kept In The Dark
Hot wax, flavoured oils and a ring of candles on the floor. A woman sat in the middle wearing a black satin nightie with a blindfold around her eyes...now that’s a thought to have You light a candle and start to dip hot wax and watch her body flinch. Has the wax sizzles on the skin, you blow lightly to cool it down. You kneel behind her and breathe on her neck while it drips down her chest you begin to slide her straps down her arms and watch them glide down her arm... your hands run up that soft skin. You lean her head back into your arm and start to drip again, and then blow to cool her down. Your eyes widen has the firm breasts come into view. You move her head over to your lap, and then start to slide your hands down towards them...your eyes close as the skin ruffles through your fingertips. The candle still dripping has you slowly travelling down that body. You watch her move as you start to feel around her breasts...you lean into her and drip the wax onto her stomach. Her back a

Mercury Retrograde In Aquarius
Source: California PsychicsYou don't have to be an astrology buff to get that tense twinge of anticipation when you hear the phrase, "Mercury Retrograde." Those two words have the unfailing ability to strike fear into our hearts, because it is during this time that things are most likely to go wrong. However, Mercury Retrograde in Aquarius might present you with some amazing creative insight. So pay close attention.While Mercury is in retrograde in Aquarius (January 28 through February 18, 2008), many of us will find ourselves reminiscing about days gone by and all things that "could have been." Some of those memories are likely to spark creativity, especially if it relates to anything humanitarian. We should all brace ourselves for communication glitches - from hardware to our own choice of words. For those of you born under the sign of Aquarius, your psychic abilities are likely to peak - so pay attention! Not all random thoughts are random.Remember that Mercury is the great communic

I Hate Moving
Well I made it to my new home and it was a great drive but damn was it a pain in the ass. I am so flippin tired. I would be sleeping if it were not for the dumb dog waking me up super early. The kids start school today and then I have a bunch of things to get done around the house but it is a nice area and I am happy. Hopefully I will meet some cool peeps up here LOL

Momma Cat's Birthday 2/4
I just wanna show some Birthday Love to this Friend of mine. Please stop by and tell her Happy Birthday!! =^^=Momma CaT=^^= Demon Crew@ fubar She even has BIG news, I learned the other day that she's pregnant & is due in September. So Congrats to her and CaTDaddy :) We Love You Hugz BROUGHT TO YOU BY: **SexyTiger** ~ Demon Crew Member ~ Shadow Leveler ~@ fubar

Deliver Us From Evil
What's happening to me, I'm dying from the inside, Body hurts to much to feel, And pressure adds to pain, Straying from sanity, Why can't you let me be, Is nothing else important, Does my mind mean more to you, Screaming for your vanity, Will darkness turn to light, Can someone wake me from this nightmare, Here we go, The tank is empty let it dry, I'm suffering, A passion ending so a world ceases turning, So now i hope you see, I'm nothing more than human, Making plans for enemies, But here we go again, Deliver us from evil, Crawling back to insanity, I'm suffering, Will darkness turn to light, We're evil.

Far Away
I'm coming home, I've been gone for far to long, Do you remember me at all, I'm leaving, Have I fucked things up again, I'm dreamin, To much time without you spent, It hurts, Wounds so sore, Now I'm torn, I've been far away, When i see your face, My heart bursts into fire, Hearts burst into fire, You're not alone, I know I'm far from home, Do you remember me at all, Do you wait for me again, I'm screaming, No more days without you spent, It hurts, My bed's so cold so lonely, No arms just sheets to hold me, Has this world stopped turning, Are we forever to be apart, I'm coming home, I've been gone for far to long, I'm coming, remember me at all, I'm leaving, I'm dreaming, My hearts bursts into fire.

My Poem That Got Published!!
Single Black Rose moonlit walk, alone by the lake clear out the thoughts of what happened that day "Never come back, you're nothing but trouble." these words from her parents chased her best friend away see the debris from earlier that night tears slowly falling, from her pale face remembering the good times all the laughs they had together "Time goes by and I don't see your smile." turn to look up at the sky etching his face, in her memory look down once more and release the flower a single black rose on the roadside symbolizes part of the pain she feels "Always remember, I'll be there for you, forever." last words he said swim in her head "Please come back, my friend." forced to say goodbye forever

Forever And Always
That time is here again, Prepare to be apart, And it drives you crazy, Each time i go away the distance get longer, But it makes us stronger, Should it all come crashing down around me, Would you be there should i stumble and fall, And pick up the pieces, Forget about the shit that we've been through, I wanna stay here forever and always, These days are dead again, It's empty from the start, And it drives me crazy, The hours drift away it hurts to remember, This will soon be over.

Have You Ever......
Have you ever loved so much that you found every waking thougt about them? Only to realize that your dreams involve them some how? I have.... His name is Lee, he is a truck driver. I puush guys away so hard that I push and push until they can't take anymore.

Thoughts Of Sorrow
Heavens waiting for you, Just close your eyes and say goodbye, hearing your pulse go on and on and on, I'd sacrifice this world to hold you, No breath left inside of me, Shattered glass keeps falling, Say goodnight, Just sleep tight, Say goodnight, Flowers laid out for you, So many colors leave me blind, I live my life in misery, So her i am your inside of me, So here i am our world is over, Here i am with you, I'm here till the end, Memories are calling so farewell my friend, Farewell my friend.

I Dont Care Anymore
ive tried and tried, and i know most everyone who reads this(if anyone reads it), is going to say this idiot whines alot. that's fine, think whatever the fuk u want. i don't really give a rats ass. furthermore, i appoligize for nothing. most of u ppl on here r on here for nasty shit anyway, and to u i say stay the fuk off my page. if u cant see fit to respect me or what im about get the hell away from my shit.

Im Nuts
youll see me fly over the city of fury where no one knows who i am and im part of everyone nothing will change like a sign on the road i can see the fear in their eyes there ar no fabs in the city of fury youll see me fall like a caught up birfd youll see me fall over deserted places ill undress on the blue streets ill find shelter before anyone sees me youll let me sleep at sunrise between your legs youll know how to hide me well and then disappear in the fog youll see me fly over the city of fury where no one knows who i am and im part of everyone with the sunlight my wings melt i only find in darkness what unites me with the city of fury

Sick
THIS WAS MY FIRST WEEKEND OFF IN AMONTH IHAD THE FLU SUCKED ICOULDNT EVEN GET OUT TO GET MY OIL CHANGED ISTILL FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT IHAVE TO WORK IF IMISS ILOSE DAYS PAY PLUS 130 DOLLARS BONUS IM GLAD THE GIANTS WON ONLY GOOD THING THAT HAPPEND RELLY ITS 430AM IN THE MORN ILEAVE AT 5TAKES ME ABOUT 40MIN TO DRIVE MY STOMACH IS UPSET IHOPE IDONT GET SICK IHAVE TO WORK TILL 430PM WELL IM GETTIN OFF OF HERE HAVE AGREAT DAY

My Stated Destination
I only stopped there for lunch though advised to take a nap, Ive wanted to go to baker for alongtime.. in my kind of mind I can't land crap alright thank you for the tip no I wont kiss you im gone again raped by the pig on the west side of town making a run from LA Lonely nomore I sidestepped the showdown in death valley bastards nailed me hunting me like a beat thank god I got your telegram poolside with total credit at the flaminco this is how the world works defying you from vegas no choice no more.

My Sexy Style
Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Uhm Idk
lost my hands for wanting to always touch u lost my arms for believing ud always be here i lived it i dreamed it lost my legs for always being after your steps and in failure i stepped and never leeave this place why everytime that your leaving you leave me bleed why everytime you dump me you hurt me take my flesh no theres no more theres no more you cut my arms my legs and i just cant give more theres no more now my flesh and bones are with you some place away

7degrees Of Blond
7 Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really

Poem
Your sweet words Crush my soul Your words are toxic I try to pretend They mean nothing to me M “I love you” M “You know you’ll always be mine” “You know you love me” M Yes I know you said you loved me Yes I loved you just never felt your loved returned Your sweet voice now echoes though out my empty soul You’ve taken all the love I had and smashed it into the ground M “You’re my world, I just can’t be in it with you M “Won’t you please stop crying” M “Why don’t you smile any more”? Your sweet words are now pain to my ears Your sweet words are no longer spoken to me Save them for someone new I am alone shivering in shame Hands over my ears wishing I could forget the sweetest words I have ever heard M “I love you”

'nexus'
'nexus' This fucking coward has no pic and is running around downrating people. Do yourself a favor and just block their bitch ass before they happen to come across your profile and leave you a 5 or lower just because they are a no life jealous fuck. So just a heads up, the bitch's links are below. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater

Death
DEATH WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT... A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know." "You don't know? said the man... You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?" The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness. Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing... I know my Master is there and that is enough." Photobucket May today there b

Dont Care Lol
someone has told me that loneliness hides in your eyes and that your shirt holds feelings that you breathe youll have to understand that it want me the one that locked your fears were they are kept and that i wont be able to takke them away cus everytime i try you hurt me i dont wanna dream a thousand times the same story nor look at it wisely i want you to treat me gently

Circles
I could be out point whoring, or harassing mummers right now. But I am in way too good of a mood for these endeavors. "Good"? I honestly don't know if good is the right word, or if it is even applicable. However, whatever this feeling is, it is infinitely more palatable than the mood I have been in for the last five months. Damn, how I wish there were a way to simply paint a picture of the last few years of my life, into this blog, so that much of what I am going to say would have a better context. But I can't paint, and it would fill volumes to explain it all with words... I found out, exactly two days ago, that my ex is 10 weeks pregnant. I had already found out she's married. This isn't odd, other than the fact that she and I only broke up on August 4th of 2007. And, up until that very afternoon, she swore that she loved me and wanted to be with me forever. The words literally dripped from her lips as she was packing my things, saying that she was tidying up. It would be ea

Whenever A Woman Lies
Whenever a woman lies One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years late

A Womans Week At The Gym
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. Sh

George Carlin Rules For 08
George Carlin new rules for 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for thes

Men Are Like.....
Men are like.... For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ....Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .......Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popco

Tips For Women In 2008
Tips for ladies in year 2008 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the witch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend! 13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover,

Wow..just...wow
We all have those events that just sit back and make us take stock of things.. and a more elaborate blog will follow when I get my feelings in order on this but I have to get it out now..its 215 am and earlier today had the weirdest IM convo/cam show ever that has left me shaken and completely in an f'd up state of mind.. I'm not naming names but some of you who know my past and my intuitions about this person will know who I'm talking about, and no I'm not ready to talk about it either, not sure if I ever will be.. So Joe, Taryn, Max and everyone else I know who cares about me and has been there for me for more years than I have fingers to count with (plus those of you who haven't been there as long) I know you mean well but let me figure this out for now at least.. To those of you who I talked to tonight who coudl tell I was a bit "out of it" this is why. this afternoon I recieved a weird IM from some yahoo handle called Know the truth or some shit like that.. btw i'm pissed ca