* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
* Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
* Dachshund:- You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
* Rottweiler: Make me.
* Labrador retriever: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
* Tibetan Terrier: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
* Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
* Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
* Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
* Doberman pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
* Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
* Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
* Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
* Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
* Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
* Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
* Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
* Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
So what does the Cat think?
* CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...
