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Looking Toward Home
Looking toward Home Her boundaries they do pull me to her cliffs and rocky shores The stillness echos silence Where time is no more. My ship sails forever pointing toward home Looking toward the future but cursed here to roam. My heart hungers for thee My soul it longs to be safely in your harbors for all eternity. Albion you are a woman My tears I give to thee I miss you ancient mother Your shores I long to see. If ever given one wish for anything in this realm I would wish to be home with you once again. I would stand beneath the rowan trees or over the cliffs to see the shiny sea of glass that pulled me toward thee. I would sit high above the cliffs of white and I would take your hand and walk forever in beauty In Albion with Morrighan.
When I look into your eyes it makes me want to cry Cause at times I see how unhappy you are I try to make you feel good, the way that a man should You named me sunshine now your sunshines shining star I prayed to have a friend, well someone like you, Who told me that things could come true As long as youre in my life, nothing else matters Meeting you was the best thing I could do When you come around me, I want you to have a smile A smile that would last forever; I want you to know that I will always be here When times get hard I promise to make them better When you look in my eyes, I want you to see That you mean the whole world to me Thank you for everything, you kept hope in my life Its because of you that my heart can now see.
People Have No Faith
No One But The True Giant Fans had Faith.. People saying they dont belong playing greenbay.. to brady and the pats are going to kick there arse.. you poke fun of the giants but who held the pats.. who won the superbowl.. THE UNDERDOGS.. the giants deserved to win and i am glad they did..
i'm pissed at mostly everyone. except very few people. everyone else says they care for me but then they show me thru their actions that they dont. wel i'm DONE tryin to fight for affection and being told so-and-so loves me but then getting heartbroken. why bother? there's no point in this shit anymore...
Meaghan Meagher For President
PRIDE In almost every list pride (or vanity) is considered the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins, and indeed the ultimate source from which the others arise. It is identified as a desire to be more important or attractive than others, failing to give compliments to others though they may be deserving of them, and excessive love of self (especially holding self out of proper position toward God). Dante's definition was "love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbor." In Jacob Bidermann's medieval miracle play, Cenodoxus, Pride is the deadliest of all the sins and leads directly to the damnation of the famed Doctor of Paris, Cenodoxus. In perhaps the most famous example, the story of Lucifer, Pride was what caused his Fall from Heaven, and his resultant transformation into Satan. Vanity and Narcissism are prime examples of this Sin. In the Divine Comedy, the penitent were forced to walk with stone slabs bearing down on their backs in order to induce
Spme Of My Writing Titled Used
Used Trapped under a collage of forgotten subterfuge Forgotten and mangled by the tyrants of society Religion plastered upon the halls of the mind Homeless clasping to shanties of card board remains You passed me today Your eyes barely graced my presence Do you not remember me? Am I so different? Does my lack there of ,cause your ignorance of my presence? My spark still lives here I feel it Do you see it live within the tattered walls of my soul? Haunting me like a memory of a loved one who has passed Who can no longer be touched or embraced over the great divide. I feel the hot tears of anger roll down my soiled cheeks I feel my entrails being pulled out of my body from the feelings that well deep inside me. Forgotten I am. I have no more to give. When all was spent they all were gone. No more friends to visit and see me Now they walk past me as if I cease to exist. Clutching on to the gifts given by some other. My soul cries out I'm here..... But th
Big 40
well im not affraid to say is my 40th birthday...what have i done today...hmm not one gottdamn thing...what a f***en shame...i started last nite by opening a bottle of wine...but i got called into to work....hubby on pc so WTF might as well maked $$..oh well i had a gr8 time in cali w/ my sis....well thx to those who sent me b-day wishes....MUAH!
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Different Type Of Health Plan...who Wants In.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' 'Oh, well in that case, I guess its okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! Now how can THAT be justified?' Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, just a better health plan.'
Chelsea Clinton And A Soldier
Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier. She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him . He told her there were only three things he feared: 1) Osama 2) Obama AND 3) Yo Mama
You Destroyed Me
You destroyed me By killing my dreams and killing my heart You destroyed me by breaking my soul in half. Destroying me is what happens when you betray me miserably with those cruel words you said. Youve destroyed me once before as well and you said you would never again You destroyed me by tearing my soul to pieces Your love was never mine when you killed my heart Your pain gave me the love that I desired most When you destroyed me, I sought to destroy you. We destroyed each other
Please Remember What We Are Fighting For.
A little reminder, because we too often forget. Your child, Our Children are the future. They will are the building blocks, to creating a better place for you and I. The thing is, what kind of message are we sending the kids of today ? That it's okay to shoot some one, or steal from some one, do drugs or kill an innocent child ? Is that really the impression you want left stowed upon your child or nephew or neice ? Now is the time to take a stand, and do something about it ! Let's make this a better place for you, for myself and for the children of the future One voice alone can't act alone...It's going to take a little help from every one. Maybe this will remind you what we are all fighting for, if not....You need a serious evaluation !
"the Things I Miss...since You Came Into My Life"
The feeling of being alone, For I know that you were brought into my life To be my soul-mate, friend, partner; And hopefully, one day, my wife. The feeling of rejection, For your arms are always open To hold and hug, cuddle and embrace me Inside-out whenever I feel broken. The feeling of being misunderstood, By those all around, For your eyes look through me With such great love and clarity. The feeling that finally I have found the person whom I have always prayed for and dreamed of, To live with and love eternally. ________________________________________________________________ [Copyright 2008, written by Jamie Shawn Tan (2001). All Rights Reserved.] Photo url location ~
New Pics-->>more Of My Animals (babies!)
Hey and Good Evening to you all =) I just finished cooking tacos & burritos, cuz the kids asked for them. SO that was pretty basic :) Anyhow, I just added about 25 new pics of my birds, the Bullies, & my son's Pug. ("Puggle-Wuggle" I call him) So I did take KISSMas to the vet today & Thank God she is going to be fine. 3 medications should do the trick, apparently :) She is just such a lil' doll! Hey I have named her first name KISSmas, but I have NO IDEA what her middle name should be..or her full registered name, actually. So I think I will post a mumm or whatever it's called. Take a "poll" & see what kinda kickass names y'all come up with :) FUN! Hope everyone's having a great evening!!!! I'm sure I'll write again soon.... ~K
Conjectural Contemplation
Its true. I spend too much time worrying about other people. I worry about their happiness, their health and the dynamics between them and I. I can honestly say that often, too many times, I place others before myself and in turn leave my own heart and health broken and at the mercy of the waves of the world. I have been really sick, in fact, I have a bleeding ulcer and possibly some other health concerns that are due largely in part to the enormous amount of stress in my daily life. Worse, I feel helpless almost every day and fight to hold on to the things that bring me joy, even though I often feel them slipping through my fingers like sand and slowly escaping me. I am in love, with someone whom I think is simply amazing. Yet, somehow I feel this sense of desperation and emptiness. His heart is a muddled mess of confusion and full of battle wounds from loves once lost. Each day I grow closer to this man and pray that I am enough, I want to help him, hold him and show him how goo
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R.i.p. Sal
I would like to send out my deepest condolences to all those who knew Servant Salma from MySpace and Hover Spot. She was killed on Jan.31,2008, while saving a mother of a small child and friend of hers, from some guys who had apparently shot both Jag and Salma. She suffered major injuries and her g/f Jag is in critical condition righ now. Salma was a most kind hearted and gentle young lady who will truly be missed by very many of us. GOD SPEED MY DEAR FRIEND.
A Little About Me
Pisces, Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves, and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own. Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally, instinctively more than intellectual
A Kinder And More Gentle Me
You know this place is amazing. It has truly created a kinder and more gentle me. I know some of you could be shocked at the possibility of me becoming any kinder or more gentle than I already was and that probably more of of you could be shocked at the possibility of me actually becoming kinder and more gentle, but it is a fact. Story 1: One time last week at work I had a perfect opportunity to make an ass of myself at work in response to the bartender's bitchy attitude to me.....and I refrained. Story 2: One time over the weekend some young punk decided that after sitting in a room of friends with me for about 15 minutes hours earlier, he knew me well enough to even attempt to make an accurate character assessment of me and then argue with me when he was way I think I may have cut him before..but this time, the kindler and more gentle Kristina just explained to him how he lacked sufficient basis on which to make any type of judgment about me. Story 3: I just
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks. "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex". "Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School" He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this pac kage?" The dad replies, "Those are for high schoolboys, One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,"Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, Picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.......
Help Me Win A One Month Vip!!!
What's up homies? I need this picture comment BOMBED! If I get 10,000 comments, I get a month VIP from my girl ^Sin^! So PLEASEEEEE bomb the hell outta this so I can return the favor by giving you a bunch of 11s after I get my VIP!
Tragedies Give Hand To The Wisdom In Life
When you look at my basic Profile and pictures on my fubar site, you only see me the way I am when I'm having a bit of fun. There is of course the deeper things in life that we all share, the things are the truths of a more spiritual human heart. I have read some very sad cases of a deteriorating social society, everything from murders of innocent bystanders to horrible crimes committed by young children. It's a shame that such sick people do the things they do. Whether they are just as much tortured souls, or are really bad people. I've had many good friends pass away, and at the time would often ask why only the good seem to die young. I could never justify that these things were by fate nor choice. I believed at one time that perhaps they were just too good for this world. Many find their own beliefs to cope with such madness, and yet as often as this happened I was blind. So I'll share a secret with you. I never ask why anymore, for why anyone? These things become part of
Heavy Laden Heart
I always feel like a failure, its the plain, yet brutal truth. I am good at being the wounded victim after all it is all that I have known for many years. Love has never been kind or wholly good to me, I have this knack for finding and dumping my soul into people who pain and ravish my heart without avail. It is difficult for me to trust, that is no secret. I used to be this completely trusting person and walked through life seemingly with these blinders on, ignorant to the fact that my life was being made a mockery of until repeatedly they were knocked from my minds eye and I was brought back to earth and the harsh reality that wholesome and true is not what most people are. I do have someone in my life that I love so very much; and though I feel he is worthy of my trust and all that is me, I fight this urge to be this typical brokenhearted girl. I feel myself running into this emotional brick wall all the time because my heart is leaning and questioning; unknowingly its searchi
Mumms The Word, Part 2
For those of you that didn't read part one, I love reading and voting on MUMMs. It's a great way for this "points whore" to earn points. It's also a way to laugh at patheticly small minded people. I realize there are a lot of worthless mumms such as "coke or pepsi" and so forth, but it's all a part of the fubar game and I have no problems voting on 20 valentines MUMMs a day. What kills me are some of the comments posted by users and non-voters (allegedly non voters). If you post a poll, not a mumm, you get "Not a mumm" and variations of that phrase. If you post a legit Mumm, the same commenters post "STFU" "IDGAF" "God cant you make up your own mind!" And those are the nicer comments. I don't understand mean spirited people even if it is on line. Are these people like this in off-line life? Do these same people kick puppies, steal candy from babies and trip old people in walkers? I mean really, how low must your self esteem be to continually poke fun of every single MUMM
No Title
Sometimes a face can make you smile or melt your heart with a glimpse their touch can reach your soul and not give away an inch its been a long time since it had happened to me but i cannot breathe a word and i dare not let you see i wanna be all that you want and everything that you need the reason that you smile and the life that you breathe i want you there when i wake and in my arms when you sleep though your reign has barely came girl the water runs deep i keep thinkin this is wrong you got a life of your own but in my heart there's a place if you wanna make a home so just pick up the phone and/or leave me a messege because evey moment your close to me its so precious dont let this go away you might not know it but im here waiting for you to read my book because for you the pages are clear so please hear me when i tell you its been cold for sometime just open up your arms and let me in to sunshine
Never Forget The Face Of Our Fathers
Never Forget the Face of Our Fathers As we grow up and learn about the world Our fathers are there to guide us on our way We learn and grow and learn and grow We learn the marks we get and the punishments were earned We learn we earn the right to go on and grow up Never forget the face of our Fathers As we grow up there are guides along the way Our father teach us how to treat others with respect We learn to treat others well We learn and figure out the way the world works We learn to treat others the way we want to be treated Never forget the face of our Fathers As we grow and learn some people never play fair Our fathers taught us to be kind We learn others never think that way We learn that fairness is there only if you take it We learn that the world goes on even without us Never forget the face of our Fathers As we grow in our later years we must learn how to be Our fathers are not there to guide us We learn as we trip and fall we are on our own We le
It's Done!
I've been a fighter all my life Now I'm tempted to end it by the edge of a knife. I've been through hell and back My strength has now began to lack I'm exhausted and tired now I've lost my job, I was fired I've lost my home and all my stuff there's nothing left, it's just too tough Nightmares wake me in a cold sweat At least I lived with no regret So many times I should have died Too stubborn to die, too much pride My pride is vanished now, nothing remains I'm ready to go so I feel no more pains I'm so sick of this life I've led I know I'd be better off just dead I can not eat, I can not sleep instead I starve and lay awake and weep I'm alone, hungry, tired and cold I've got nothing left in this life to hold I had my chances, I never got things right I fought for so long with all my might I'm done with all this pain and dispair My life simply was not fair I'm in too much pain and sorrow please give me a gun to b
Still Awake, Mind Is Baked
Another night I'm still awake I cant get things of my mind for christs sake! No matter where I try to run and hide It's her I've always wanted by my side I cant make the tears go away I wish she would only hear what I have to say Couples argue, and couples fight they hold each other with all their might Everything has happened so fast I will always remember all the fun in our past All the Smiles we have shared It was like God had us paired This love we had, was meant to last I remember a promise we made in the past We always said we wouldn't quit Now I wont quit! So go ahead and throw your fit! You wont talk to me, you call the cops In a minute it's like your love just stops. I dont understand what I did so bad I dont understand you dont even seem sad Was our love light as a feather? Let's fight for it! Let's make something better! When you find how much I mean this remember it's me that you miss Dial my number, I'
Success: Of Life
SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Thinkin Of You
Thinking Of You I don't think you realize How I love you so. You ask me everyday And by now I'd think you'd know. Don't you understand, What you mean to me? Every minute I think of you And wonder if you're thinking of me. So next time you wonder If I really like you, Just read this poem And think of me And know I'm thinking of you
American Accent I Have:
Northern Accent Your accent is specific to New York State, the Great Lakes Area, and Western New England.
The Four Stages Of Life:
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
Great Truths About Growing Old
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Great Truths That Adults Have Learned
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
Me And Mark
last year me and mark broke up over stupied shit. well it only took 2 months to come back to me. now we are happy 2gether and we are taking things slow.
Wanna Own These Ladies????
Who I Am
since i came across in the wrong way to someone who means a lot to me, i thought i would explain myself, so no one else gets the wrong idea if i look at your comments its because im curious, nosey even, not because i want to know what women are checking you out. you can check my comments, i dont care. if i ask u about the friends on your friend list its because i just want to know u better. ask me about my friends and family. ill gladly tell u about them and why they are on my family/friends list. im not jealous of the people u talk to online. i talk to a lot of people, some are good friends, some are people that have common interests. i dont like having to defend myself; i dont like when someone accuses me of something that i didnt do . i lived 14 years in that enviroment. i would have to stand and defend myself, while my children hid so that he wouldnt go off on them. when i start to defend myself it brings that back.. i DO NOT WANT TO LIVE THAT WAY AGAIN if i ask u to g
It Time To Say Good Bye
I just got world they put her in icu. And find out she is now brain die and it time to pull. I well keep you all up to date. Thank you.,
Forbidden Passions (excerpt)
What makes a demon? Is it their race? their appearance? their actions? Even Demons of the Light are turned away from food and shelter. Ylonei, a young Draenei, huddled in the dark corner of an alley. The only light was from her eyes and the Gift of the Naaru she had cast on an inert from before her. the formed hauled itself to its feet. A beautiful elf stood before her, stretching. "Thank you, my friend. My name is Sithis." Ylonei tilted her head warily. "Ylonei." Sithis smiled. "You must be hungry. Come, I'll take you home." "I... I don't have a home. I was sent from the Exodar to find help, but..." she started to cry. "it was horrible. I've only been attacked, beaten, mocked..." She felt a strong hand on her arm. "Come, Eredar. Let's clean you up." She remained quiet until they reached his house. I am NOT an Eredar! I am not evil! she protested, as he handed her a towel and fresh robes. Tell that to the world. Undead are treated as grotesque, evil creatures. Th
Wanna Own Me ??????
Re: Debunkers' Best Rebuttal: "willie Smokes Pot"
RE: Debunkers' Best Rebuttal: "Willie Smokes Pot" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 05 Feb 2008, 19:53 Debunkers' Best Rebuttal: "Willie Smokes Pot" Establishment bloggers are in a bind today - attempting to ridicule American icon Willie Nelson for his comments about the WTC twin towers being imploded on 9/11, with the best rebuttal they can muster being the fact that Willie smokes pot.
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About Leo`s
Leo July 23 - August 23 Element: Fire Quality: Fixed, a sign that provides consistency Motto: I create Planetary Ruler: The Sun, the planet of warmth and self-expression Suns Influence: Extroverted Leos radiate warmth and creativity without even trying. These fiery folks want to share their passions with the worldand have the world applaud. When properly channeled, Leo energy creates excitement and sets social trends. Misused, this signs quest for self-expression becomes a shallow or dictatorial quest for attention. Symbol: Lion Lions Influence: Like Lions, folks born under this sign roar loudly and often. They skip subtlety and make grand entrances, demand adoration, and relish life in the limelight. They love luxury and arent afraid of coming off as vainin fact, they want everyone to know that only the best is good enough for them. They encourage others to play and indulge in lifes pleasures. These big-hearted folks love parties and drama, and wear th
Just A Rambling
well sittin here havin a long night once again and thinkin why do i deal with shit that goes on anymore? why do i subject myself to it only to be played for a is strange i tell ya one min things can be goin good then the next BAM it is not what you thought it was. i sure wish teh good luck fairy or something would come over my way someday and some day soon cuz i tell ya waht i am so sick of the way things have been goin i am tired of puttin up with bullshit taht i dont go to i am a good person with a good heart and dont deserve to be treated like shit or played for a sucker.i got so much more to say but i am not wasting anyones time here nor can i find the words ot say so i am gonna hop off of here and go to bed for the night have a good one everyone
Dam Breaks, Abc News Covers Willie Nelson 9/11 Story
Dam Breaks, ABC News Covers Willie Nelson 9/11 Story ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 05 Feb 2008, 20:49 Dam Breaks, ABC News Covers Willie Nelson 9/11 Story The dam has broken on mainstream media coverage of Willie Nelson's comments yesterday about the implosion of the WTC twin towers with ABC News picking up the story on their front page this afternoon.
Re: Bring Em Home Bracelets
RE: Bring Em Home Bracelets ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 05 Feb 2008, 22:41 My friend has put together some bracelets in support of OUR TROOPS. My favorite is the Desert Camo ;-)You can put any message on them you'd like,up to 25 characters/letters on them. Please visit her site and order a bracelet and let her know WE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS hmm? Here's the link :BraceletsIn case Myspaz screws it up :
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and
Strippers Don't Dance, They Just Sit On Their Asses
Strippers Win Right to Meal Breaks, OT "SYDNEY, Australia - Australian strippers have won the right to take time off after taking their clothes off. The country's Industrial Relations Commission on Friday approved new workplace rules for members of the strippers' union, the Striptease Artists Australia. "We've got rights to have public holiday pay now, which we've never had in our career before," said a union spokeswoman called Mystical Melody. "We've got rosters and set hours. We can't work more than 10 hours a shift." The award also entitles unionized strippers to overtime, rest periods, meal breaks and maternity leave, she added. "The majority of workers in the industry are women," Melody said, "so it's probably a really great thing for them to be able to feel confident of having a job after they've had their babies." Industrial relations commissioner Bill Mansfield said the award set out minimum working conditions but did not set out pay rates. It was not immed
Under Attack
We, the people, it has a nice ring. It was what our forefathers thought too. They fought a war over those words, and now we fight a war over those three words too. The war has been going on in one form or another for many years, but the real fight started September 11, 2001. Do you remember what you were doing at that exact moment? I do, I was just waking up, and my wife and kids were just leaving for school and work. I stood in front of my church and told them how I felt, what I felt, and what I did right after the two towers fell. The most prominent thing I did was to go to the sitters and hug my girl for a very long time. I knew the real war was about to begin. If I only knew how right I was. First we did what was right as a nation and attacked those who attacked us; we are still engaged in that war. And it will go on for a very long time. Now we as Christians and believers of our Loving GOD are under attack also. This attack has been going on for years, we as Christians have bee
Come Check Us Out!!! Pitbull Family Auction
We are holding a Family Auction.. Bidding will close 2-15-08 3 PM Central Time.. Cash prizes over ride any fu-buck amount. Highest bidder in auction will need to pay up within one week of auction closing. Come own some of the most amazing people on fubar.. Check them out.. Just click there pic to bid on them.. Most of these people are adding new things daily.. The higher the bids the more they are willing to do for you.
Reverend Horton Heat
Apr 17 2008 8:00P Blue Note Columbia, Missouri Apr 18 2008 8:00P Metro Chicago, Illinois Apr 19 2008 8:00P Rave Milwaukee, Wisconsin Apr 20 2008 8:00P First Avenue Minneapolis, Minnesota Apr 21 2008 8:00P The Magestic Theatre Madison, Wisconsin Apr 22 2008 8:00P High Dive Champaign, Illinois Apr 24 2008 8:00P The Vogue Indianapolis, Indiana Apr 25 2008 8:00P Southgate House Newport, Kentucky Apr 26 2008 8:00P Majestic Theater Detroit, Michigan Apr 27 2008 8:00P House Of Blues Cleveland, Ohio Apr 29 2008 8:00P Mod Club Toronto, Ontario Apr 30 2008 8:00P Mod Club Toronto, Ontario May 1 2008 8:00P Level 3 St Catharines, Ontario May 2 2008 8:00P Dagobert Quebec, Quebec May 3 2008 8:00P Les Saints Montreal, Quebec May 4 2008 8:00P Revolution Hall Troy, New York May 6 2008 8:00P Tralf Music Hall Buffalo, New York May 7 2008 8:00P Crocodile Rock Allentown, Pennsylvania May 8 2008 8:00P Chameleon Club Lancaster, Pennsylvania May 9 2008 8:
Mumms An Stuff
I Recentlt Placed A Mumm The staff deleted The Name Of it Was Hash I Asked If Anyone Had Seen Any Latly? They Deleted It What A Bunch Of Bullshit!!!!! Also I Took A Survey Once For A Wallmart Card 500$ Never recieved It mmmmmmKinda Screwed Up I Dont Think Fubar Is Really Playing Fair But Thats Just My OPion Kinda Pissed About Now!!!!!!
Eye Exam
I had to go get my eyes checked the other day and the dr said that I had to get glasses. Well I didn't really want to hear that, but I knew that I had to get them. I can't see the television, pc screen, or hell, much of anything. Most of my friends have tried to tell me that glasses are sexy and stuff like that but I REALLY am having a problem with the thought of wearing them. The had to put all these coating on them and blah blah blah... I just don't want to wear them. So if you have any positive advice I would be glad to hear it.
Please Help Me In My Giveaway
Please come help me in my giveaway... I need 25,000 comments. I will help anyone in their contest/giveways that help me. Thanks in advance... Silverpixi The link is below
My Baby's Back!!!!!!!!!!!!
It had been over a month since I heard from love in South Africa, and it turns out that she had her phone stolen. She has a newe number now, OMG! am I ever relieved. Also, she got the package I sent her over a month ago. She got it last Friday. She loves the jean jacket, and sleeps in the boxers I sent. I'm thrilled to death. Oh and I got a letter from her today.It was mailed January 23rd. Wow! and I thought our snail mail was bad. Cheers!
Close Call
At the age of 31 I had never been in ambulance as a patient untill yesterday and I would be content if it never happened again. Here's the story...yesterday morning while getting ready for work my hands and feet started to itch and burn (great an allergic reaction i figured) so i take some benadryl and keep getting ready for work when before i know it my hands are swelling my eyes are swollen and lips are huge (and not sexy big but scary big) and then within 5 minutes my throat started to swell shut and i couldn't breathe (in total this took maybe 20 minutes). Well if you haven't guessed it wasn't just an allergic reaction i was in full blown anaphalactic shock. Now here's the kicker i'm a pretty stubron chic sometimes and as i was laying on the couch in tears cuz i couldn't breathe i figured i'll just call my mom and have her take me to the doc (even though she lives an hour away) since i couldn't drive due to my eyes being swollen shut and my breathe kept getting worse...i manage
Strongbad -- Japanese Cartoons
Here We Go Again
Meetings, meetings, meetings... I have been in meetings all day today and have a moment to write up this blog. I have another dinner meeting at 5:30 (2 hrs from now) and then will go from there to a huge meeting at 7 pm which will go until about 9:30 or so. Tomorrow will be another round of meetings... this fundraising campaign is starting out well and will really be much better over the next few weeks. I just had to vent for a moment... thanks for reading. I hope all is going well with you. I will be writing another erotic story for all of you soon. I have one to write for a friend yet, and I have been bouncing one off the inside of my brain for several days. This one will be based on more truth than ever. It really happened to me many years ago when I was 22 and my husband and I were just dating. We went to Dodge Ridge in the Sierra Nevada's in California over a Thanksgiving weekend to go skiing and with very little snow it reverted to a super weekend for f
Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
First Blag
well, as most of you can see i'm new here. i catch on quick, so be patient and i'll try and comment back. other than that, i blog often. and i blog about drinking. a lot. i'm currently working on a screenplay that explores the generation X way of life. it's an extreme perspective, because i've got some extreme experiences. here are a few links to my other contacts via the internet: [blog] [poetry] [myspace] and if anyone can tell me how to upload pictures without any problems from javascript, let me know so i can get on that asap. thanks for all the love already and can't wait to hear some great drunk stories here on fubar!
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Take Me By Bodywasher
Take my mind; torture my thoughts subject me to your needs. Take my soul; caress my heart submit me to desire Take my spirit; rape my will dominate my move. Take my freedom; make me slave in sultry servitude Take my guilt; set me free to enjoy passions' pleasure Take control; force beyond my will make my body weak. Take me firmly; bind my love never let me leave. Take my flesh; do as you wish hold me prisoner. Take my body; harness me in silk let me bare in lace. Take my hand; lead my way I'll follow in your steps Take me in your arms; embrace my soul hold me tight tonight. Take my clothes; tear them off don't hinder ecstasy. Take and draw me down, reveal my breasts clip them with a ring. Take your key; unlock my gate press your way inside. Take all my love; deeply penetrate wet ten me with your oil. Take out all your lust; reap ecstasy pour out upon the sheet, That, which I take from you- Orgasm' exalted release.
Help Me Lvl Up
i just got 1,333 points before i can level up... c'mon ppl help me out!
Mega Ice
Drinking Wiff A Redneck Girl
Drinking with a Redneck Girl A Mexican , an Arab , and a redneck girl are in the same bar . When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, Our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
020508 Dilbert
Puzzled Kitty
The Mist The beauty of water, envious of your passion turns to vapor in your presents, only to long for your touch dose it form rain to once again touch your body and reclaim its true form. EROS Earth and Beauty The wind slows the moon dims, and the sun fears to rise beyond the horizon. Waters still, the fish lay deep below the water, and the trees could not stand to drop a leaf. Your presents bewilder them and the earth takes a gasp, and takes in your beauty. EROS Tears You must walk into the day, for the sun forgets to rise without you whisper. You must venture out into the night, for the moon must reflect upon its insecurities. In your perfume weighs the essence of your passion. In your breath lays the touch of the gentile wind. Your Tears breads life to an ocean and in your love brings comfort to my heart. EROS Death Ye as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the darkness that fear itself loths,
Taking Action!
NOW FOR A LITTLE DRAMA!!! RECENTLY PARTIES UNIDENTIFIED HAVE BEGUN ATTACKING MY WIFE LAURA, AKA LUVFAIRY, VIA NASTY COMMENTS SENT FROM ANONYMOUS ACCOUNTS, AND EVEN CREATING A COPYCAT PROFILE FOR THE PURPOSES OF SLANDER. FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY PAST, NOT ONLY AM I FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT BUT ALSO I HAVE TRAINING IN COMPUTER PROGRAMMING. TO THAT END LET THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE BE WARNED. I CAN AND WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND DELIVER YOUR INFORMATION TO THE FEDERAL AUTHORITIES: "pursuant to THE US COMMUNICATIONS DECENCY ACT OF 1996, which clearly states that it made illegal the use of a telecommunications device (i.e. including Internet technology) that: makes, creates, or solicits, and initiates the transmission of, any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene, lewd, lascivious, filthy, or indecent, with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person -or- makes a telephone call or utilizes a telecommunications
For A True Friend :d
This blog is a shoutout for you AngelMorn ! You are such an loving caring friend . So this is for you my friend a blog tribute :D ... god hope i spelled that right lol
Rambo 4
Da Wooden Bowl
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the fam
02-05-08 (mood)
Seriously ... Just cant get myself out of this funk (mood) So I guess that's a good topic How do YOU get outta bad moods I generally will try to pick my spirits up by doing something nice for someone else. Strange effect it has ... (kindness to others) Often works when I'm down ...
need 25,000 for vip
Being A Mom We are sitting at lunch one day when my daughter casually mentions that she and her husband are thinking of "starting a family." "We're taking a survey," she says half-joking. "Do you think I should have a baby?" "It will change your life," I say, carefully keeping my tone neutral. "I know," she says, "no more sleeping in on weekends, no more spontaneous vacations." But that is not what I meant at all. I look at my daughter, trying to decide what to tell her. I want her to know what she will never learn in childbirth classes. I want to tell her that the physical wounds of child bearing will heal, but becoming a mother will leave her with an emotional wound so raw that she will forever be vulnerable. I consider warning her that she will never again read a newspaper without asking , "What if that had been MY child?" That every plane crash, every house fire will haunt her. That when she sees pictures of starving children, she will wond
This Goes With The Last Blog
heres the video again hopefully it works this time
No, I don't feel a thing. Life's going by me. And still I say, Oh God! I'm making the same mistakes. Low? I'm on empty. Try to erase all the bad times. Free? I don't seem to be. My soul remains tied to your life. Every breath you breathe deep... I feel you circulating through me. I'll never forgive myself again. I'm so sick and tired of making the same mistakes
"I love wrinkles. They look like crumpled up pieces of paper." --Me
Sick Of Life
Paralyzed. Nothing's getting through to me. Hypnotized from all my surroundings. I wanna be something I could never be. I wanna say things that I could never say. Yeah, I'm gonna do it again! Sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life. Dragged down. Rubbing my face in the ground. No time for the undecided. I wanna know why I've always felt alone, And I wanna love. Why am I untouchable? Yeah, I'm gonna do it again! Sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life. I never wanted to be sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life
Baptist Dinner For Eight
BAPTIST DINNER FOR EIGHT A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts - Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak, but, mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too high." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed." She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison." He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they' re OK." So, Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her s mothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Ja
Three Generals
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest. To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Climb that flagpole, and once you are at the top, sing 'Wild Blue Yonder', and then jump off!" "YES SIR!" replies the airman. He takes off for the flagpole like a shot, scales up it, sings the anthem, salutes and jumps off, hitting the ground at attention. The general dismisses him. "Now that's bravery!" exclaims the general. Ah, that's nothing," says the Admiral, "Seaman!" A seaman appears, "YES, SIR!!" "Take this weapon," as he offers him an M14, "Scale that flagpole, balance yourself on top, stand at attention, present arms, and sing 'Anchors Aweigh.' Salute each of us, and jump off. "YES SIR!" replies the seaman. He sprints for the flagpole with the weapon high over his head, and completes the task perfectly. "Now that's courage!" says t
Just repost for the hell of it..... ☻W☻H☻I☻T☻E☻ I don't really know right now.. ☻G☻O☻L☻D☻ you love someone, and that someone loves you back, but you arent together. ☻B☻L☻A☻C☻K☻ Your single but u like some one sort of!!! ☻P☻I☻N☻K☻ taken and confused at some things P☻U☻R☻P☻L☻E pimps dont fall in love ☻Y☻E☻L☻L☻O☻W☻ Wish you could go back in time... B☻L☻U☻E☻ Taken & loving it ☻O☻R☻A☻N☻G☻E☻ Your a super ninja that goes around robbing the rich and have a super side kick thats a squirrel ☻G☻R☻E☻E☻N☻ Like someone but you don't know if they like u back for sure ☻R☻E☻D☻ Single, not hating it,not lovin it ethier,
I Need You! Fubucks For Rates!
Hey everyone! I have a deal for you! Starting Feb. 9th to Feb 29th I will pay you FuBucks for your ratings. I have picture folder marked Fubucks for rates. I will open it on the 9th. I also have a bunch of stash that you can rate also. Rules and $$$ amounts listed below: 1. Must be on my friends list, as the folder will only be open to friends. 2. Message me, not shoutbox, what you are going to do, then email when you are done. 3. All will be verified. 4. After pictures are rest at end of the week, you can re-rate and get more FuBucks. You just need to let me know how many you did and same as the first time. $$$$ is as follows: 15,000 fubucks / 100 11's 5,000 fubucks / 100 10's 2,000 fubucks / 100 stash rated This will help you get points and fubucks and help me level and get points. Looking forward to seeing you all on February 9th! Make sure you are on my friends list!!!! Link below..... Carebear-- Pitbull Mafia@ fubar
Keep Away
Sickness spilling through your eyes Craving everything you thought was alive, yeah Stab me in heart again, ah yeah Drag me through your wasted life, are you forever dead? Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me Twistin' everything around that you say, yeah! Smack me in my mouth 200 times every other day Rag me, I don't hear you anymore, not yet Find out what it means to me, I don't know who you are Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Draggin' on so lonely, aren't you tired baby? Yeah! Breathing life into your lungs are you immune to me? Immune to me Immune to me Immune to me Maybe yeah yeah yeah! Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Ahhh. Yeah! Keep away f
I Stand Alone
Now I've told you this once before You can't control me If you try to take me down you're gonna pay Now I feel your every nothing that you're doing for me I'm picking you outa me You run away I stand alone Inside I stand alone You're always hiding behind your so called goddess So what you don't think that we can see your face Resurrected back before the final fallen I'll never rest until I can make my own way I'm not afraid of fading I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside of me I'm not dying for it I stand alone Everything that I believe is fading I stand alone Inside I stand alone And now it's my time (now it's my time) It's my time to dream (my time to dream) Dream of the sky (dream of the sky) Make me believe that this place isn't plagued By the poison in me Help me decide if my fire will burn out Before you can breathe Breathe into me I stand alone Inside I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside of me I'm not dying for it I stand alone
For All Contestants!!!!!
Just a few things I wanted everone to know as we are getting started...If you make a bully for the contest...I will gladly promote you! I wanted to say this just to make sure that everyone knows that I am not showing any favortism to anyone!!!! So make sure your friends know about the contest!!! I also decided to make the folder open to everyone and not friends only seeing as though I may not be at the computer all the time...I would love for your friends to rate/fan/add me, but it will not be necessary for the contest!!! I hope that you all have fun and I really hope that good sportsmanship is shown in this contest!!!! Any questions? Leave me a shout or ask here in the comments...It may be something someone else want to know too!!! MUCH LOVE YALL AND THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR ENTERING!!!
Okay! Lets Get 1 Thing Straight...ok Maybe A Few Things :) Friends & Fans Plz Read!!
I have a lot of friends & fans...and I know some of you are frustrated with me for several reasons so first things first then well go through the rest! You seem to think I'm always ONLINE...well that just isn't the case. I leave my computer ON & fubar running at all times because of my hectic schedule. I like to be able to run in my room & check my fubar account & messages!! I update my status so you know what I'm doing, if its says I'm busy I am. If it says I'm working I am... If you didn't know I'm a FT SINGLE mom of 2 small children, one is in school, one is under the age of 2. I'm constantly running for them/after them. When I'm not, I'm in school full time. I'm a political science major and if ya didn't notice its an election year so I'm doing a lot of work in my classes and on my own for a presidential hopeful. I work in their offices when I'm not in class. When im not chasing kids, studying, attending classes, seminars, or at work i'm usually ALSEEP! I get on
Its Only Fare
its only fare that you rate my pics and comment them as i did for you so you know who you guys are thank you
The Plan To Conquer Fubar, With A Fu-wife!!!
Ok so anyhow just seeing if anyone needed a fu-hubby lol...i'm here looking for a fu-wife, i wonder what responses i will get with this but curiousity has killed bring me back to life and undo the curiousity within me lol
Tag Ur It!
I have been tagged by my wonderful friend Where am I ? Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) like to meet new ppl 2) I Love to Love & care for my lady 3) My lady is a Queen 4) I love to be Naked (am all I can) 5) I'm in a wheelchair (but it's not the end of the world close but not there) 6) I enjoy friting (all in fun tho) 7) take life as it comes 8) easly going ( no need to push what happens,happens) 9) got me I guess I can't think of 10 things 10) here again I'm lost for words TAG YOU'R IT 'Brown Eyed Beauty STANG 'ღAsH.WE Jenesa Miss B..GREETER FO...
This person is using my pictures for her account. She is a fake.
Go Give Some Love To Our Hh Host!!
Lizzy is an amazingly awesome friend, and I think you should all go and hit her up with some rates, comments, and general love!! Do it now! :D }|{~Elizabeth~}|{~*~Club F.A.R.~*~@ fubar
Redneck Pick-up Lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in Em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my Nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, But beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something That would break The ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, But I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't Find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this Cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, We kin sleep til Afternoon. And.... The best for last! 13) Yer face Reminds me of a wrench, Every time I thin
How U Feel About Thangs And Ur Man Or Girl Or Wateva
Wat I feel is u and u know its true that's y the sky is blue I'm always gonna call u boo u can call me pooh u tell otha girls 2 move wat I feel iz me everytime I want 2 scream all i can do is dream and then want sum ice cream girls u know wat I mean I want 2 feel like a queen u look at me and say damn I would neva let u drown u like goin 2 town wat i feel is a king u look at me and say ding I look at u and say bling I don't want a fling wat I feel is money I don't need it honey I don't need a bunny u can be funny wat I feel is crunk don't always be drunk please be a slam dunk I know u like 2 fuck but just don't be a duck u could have a truck wat I feel is real u r my meal so I don't deal and u don't kill I don't drill This is how I feel wat i feel is real
FIREFIGHTERS TEARS Body: The alarm rang, as it had so many times before. He was the first of the fireman up and out, Awakened from his bed at the station By the clanging of the bell. Engine 3 pulled out of the bay, Dispatch paged another station. And all the firemen aboard the truck Were tensed with anticipation "Sounds like a job, boys," He said as he donned his gear. And the young jakes smiled at him As they drew ever near. They turned onto his own street And he could see the fire's work He hoped their mother woke his kids To see their dad at work. His heart sank as he saw the home That he so dearly loved Going up in Smoke and flames As he donned his gloves. Aggressively he hit the fire And searched the rooms above. And with a flare of personal vengeance He saved what remained of his home. As he left the world of flaming hell He saw his little girl He ran quickly to her side and said "Honey, Daddy's here." He would never forget what next she said As he held her c
What Fruit Am I?! :o Lemon! Wtf?!
You Are a Lemon You have a very distinct personality. And if you're not being sweet, you're a little hard to take. You're a bit overpowering, especially in one on one situations. And while you are very dominant, sometimes your power is needed and appreciated. You can liven up a dull situation, and you definitely bring a fresh outlook. You are a bit of an acquired taste, and you tend to grow on people over time. People feel refreshed and rejuvenated after spending time with you. What Type of Fruit Are You?
Just A Thought
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I Found My Calling In Life....
I wanna help the kids who cant help themselves.... MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..
American Soldier Feat Ltc Randolph C. White Jr.
S'more To Go!
The world lay at her feet. Though those who appeared on the twelve monitors couldnt see who they spoke with, they knew they spoke to their Empress. Their Empress, her whom they had pledged their lives, offered their fortunes, and prostrated their honors to was only seen from the ground up, for they lay at her feet. The first paragraph of chapter five in my novel Progeny is another scene, like the one I shared Saturday, where the Empress is the main character. Ive deliberately tried to keep those who follow her from sounding like brainless thugs; many of this adversarys most faithful servants are who we would call the movers and shakers of life. The lesson here is that your grammar doesnt have to be perfect (one, because most people dont speak Standard Written English; two, because I just typed the paragraph into Microsoft Word and see that couldnt see who they spoke with in sentence two should be couldnt see WHOM they spoke with) and that you should make a perso
American Soldier
Please take a moment to watch this and pray of our soldier to be safe and so nothing would happen to them over seas.cause i have a cousin over there.thank you.
Help Me Fight Heart Disease And Strokes!
Please Help Me Raise $500 To Help The American Heart Association Help People With Heart Disease And Stroke!. This is very important to me! To My Future Sponsors Hi! I'm joining in the American Heart Association's Jump Rope For Heart event at my school. I will be jumping rope to help the American Heart Association raise money to fight heart disease and stroke. Can you help me by making a donation? Thanks! The American Heart Association's online fundraising website has a minimum donation amount of $25.00. If you want to donate less, that's ok. You can just send the check right to me and I'll make sure the American Heart Association gets it. If I can meet my goal I will also get prizes for reaching $500. Follow This Link to visit my personal web page and help me in my efforts to support American Heart Association - Midwest Affiliate ****************************************************************************** Some email systems do not support the use of links and the
Walking Eagle
Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this.... 'Walking Eagle' Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in up state New York . She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her 'red sisters and brothers.' At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcadare, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select
Are There Any Real Men Out There?
I have been on Fubar back when it was called Lost Cherry. I have met some wonderful people and then I have met some real losers. Men who claimed to be freinds but really wanted soemone to talk dirty to them, someone who wanted to have sex with them. Casue i have kids they thought I was lackign in sex and so therefore would jump at the chance to screw them! Guys you do not know me. Read my profile. Whatdoes it say? Why do you all coem ot me with this garbage? A freind on here was going to come meet me. Texted me and told me that they were just coming out of Huntsville. So I thought they would be here in an hour. By 6 they had still to show up and I couldn't get a hold of them. I knew i nmy heart that they weren't coming. That once again i trsuted someone to only get HURT. Why coem up with a BS story. Either you want to come meet me and my kids or not. Dont' lie! This so-called freind got online yesterday and BLOCKED me! WHY? He's sick. So here i sit. Valentines is
Whoop! My First Blog!
Hmm, this is some new territory to me. Never ran a blog before. To anyone who may happen to read this, i'll warn you now, It's gonna suck! Turn back while you still can. Ok, here i go! Ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and before i forget, plz rate, fan, add, worship me! Just kidding, i don't give a rats ass! And that's the bottom line, cuz Forny said so!
Universal Love
New Blog
I get a chuckle when I read my fortune cookies, and since I eat chinese quite a bit I figured I'd blog some of them. Starting with today's: Your nature is both dramatic and romantic.
well just to let all my friends know i had a safe plane ride and im now enjoying the Hawaii life, but anyways hope all is well and have a great Tuesday!!
Presidential Poppycock Part 1
Today is Fat Tuesday. So while Nawlins and other communities party up and get their debauchery on before Lent, its also Super Tuesday (Tuesday, TUESDAY, TUESDAY!!!!) This is when voters go to the polls and pretend to be directly involved in the marathon democratic process of electing our next president/commander-in-chief/emperor. Some of you know Im rather disappointed one key candidate dropped out because of poor primary showings. Democratic New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson probably had the best qualifications on paper. And Hispanic (mi raza) to boot. Alas, he didnt make it far. He had neither the name recognition nor the fortune of living and serving a more populous state that todays geography-strapped kids can easily identify on a map (New Mexico? Is that under or next to Old Mexico?) Retired General Wes Clark, meanwhile, may have been a Republican in a past life, but has proven his Democratic late bloomer credentials, starting a website and political action committee
I have the temp is over 100 and i keep loosing my lunch...i try to be on more when i can. 143 my tyger love plz unerstand.
Skulltrail, Preview Of Intel's Beast,p4
SYSmark 2007 Results SYSsmark 2007 attempts to simulate real life workloads during its run. The benchmark consists of four workloads based around E-Learning, Video Creation, Productivity and 3D content creation. SYSmark Results Curiously, the QX9770 running on an X48 motherboard outperforms the eight cores on Skulltrail in this test. Skulltrail does eke out a narrow win on the 3D content creation, which isn't entirely unexpected. As it turns out, in many applications, memory bandwidth is a better performance indicator than the number of cores, particularly when applications aren't robustly multithreaded. This also suggests that heavy multitasking scenarios see limited benefit beyond four cores, while faster memory helps more. Continued... < back
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Tag You're It
Tag You're It..... I have been tagged by my wonderful friend Where am I ? Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to make friends 2. I love doing genealogy 3. I love gardening 4. I love all animals 5. I love to talk to people 6. I am an out going person 7. I love to have fun 8. I love music 9. I love to take travel 10. I love to help people Loan guy; Ice; Gunzle; Davweso; wolfman
Time passes through the day, light slowly fades away. Alone in the darkness of night she sits, and waits. Minutes turn into hours of silence pounding in her head. She spends her waking hours fighting thoughts of sadness. Every hearbeat aches, and she prays the pain recedes. Fearing the worst has happened, she trembles and shakes. Sleep she hasn't found, scattered teardrops hit the ground. Staring out the window she doesn't make a sound. Hoping for a miracle she anxiously waits beside the phone. Patience wearing thin, hope gives way and fear sets in. Her last ounces of energy have finally been drained away. Nervous and unsettled she retires to her bed. Once again she is left unknowing what her future holds. "Tomorrow, he will love me"... is all she ever said.
A Joke To Make You Laugh
The Washcloth............. Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointm
Hallmark Wanna Be's
1.. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife out from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card! ) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
Man, after my divorce i wasnt sure how to approach dating, but irealize it sucks. I would love to have a girlfriend for a long term relationship but its hard to find what you want. All i want is someone that likes me for me and will love me unconditionally, but oh well, life goes on.
Apparently an ex-friend of mine and one of her friends have decided to start bashing me and making profiles on her to mimic me. I have received some very nasty comments so if any of you have read them I do apologize for their ignorance. If any of you are approached by someone saying they are me, or a profile similar to mine, please msg me before believing them. Also because of them I have made my page more private, So you will have to friend me before having any access to my page. Hopefully this wont last long and they will get bored soon. If they do persist I will post their profile links so you guys know what kind of people they are...then maybe with some gentle prodding from my friends they will leave me alone.
Hey everyone, sry I haven't been on lately. They've been workin us like crazy at work and I've been gettin off way too late to get on here and do whatever u kno? So just lettin ya'll know I didn't go awol or nothin. I'm good, how ya'll doin?? :-)
Skulltrail, Preview Of Intel's Beast,p3
Benchmarks and System Setup We compared performance of the Skulltrail platform to one using an Intel's Core 2 QX9770 (,1558,2218441,00.asp). We figured it was a fair comparison, since neither platform is actually shipping yet. The QX9770 is an LGA 775 CPU that runs in X48 motherboards natively, and so clocks identically to a single QX9775 supplied with the Skulltrail platform. Model Model Processor 2 x Intel QX9775 CPUs @ 3.2GHz (1600MHz FSB) 1 x Intel QX9770 CPU @ 3.2GHz (1600MHz effective FSB) Motherboard Intel 5400 chipset w/ Nvidia Nforce 100 for SLI support ASUS P5E3 Premium, Intel X48 Core Logic Memory 2 x 2GB Micron 800MHz FB-DIMM 2 x 1GB Corsair DDR3-1800 XMS3 modules running at DDR3-1600 speeds Graphics Card PNY GeForce 8800 GT; 2 x eVGA 8800 Ultras for SLI testing PNY GeForce 8800 GT Hard Drive 320GB Seagate 7200.10 320GB Seagate 7200.10 Optical Drive Sony 16x DVDRW NEC 16x DVDRW Power Supply PC Power & Cooling
Skulltrail, Preview Of Intel's Beast,p2
Inside Skulltrail The Skulltrail platform consists of the D5400XS motherboard based on Intel's 5400 chipset, mainly designed for server and high-end workstation configurations. It sports two LGA 771 CPU sockets, which can accept a variety of Intel Xeon CPUs. The Intel D5400XS Motherboard -- aka "Skulltrail" click on image for full view However, Skulltrail differs from most Intel workstation and server boards in a couple of key ways. First, two Nvidia Nforce 100 bridge chips live between Intel's memory controller hub and the four PCIe X16 graphics slots. This is how an Intel motherboard supports two Nvidia GPUs running in SLI mode. Note that this actually limits Skulltrail to just two-way SLI, not the more recent triple SLI supported in the latest Nvidia chipset based motherboards. Intel has commented that Skulltrail can actually handle four graphics cards, particularly if the user is looking to support multiple displays. In fact, Intel has set up a Skulltrail system in the
Embracing The Light Through The Darkness
Through the darkness i see a deem light. stepping back away from the light in fear because i have never seen such a site. shrinking down in a corner as the odd brightness reaches out toward me always in darkness I have lived, hidden away from all . noone can see me for I blend in Looking at the oddity I wonder what it my behold. Should I embrace the light I see through the darkness or shall I leave it alone trapped in my misery from the past. Keeping my feelings and emotions all locked up tight. or shall I take the risk and grab ahold of the light and possibly see things Im only told about Do i deserve this light thats I see as I shake in fear. Will it be worse than living in the misery that im in here? I chose to embrace the light through the darkness and to my suprise there is little fear as my friends that i have made help guide me through life her in the light. To most people they may not understand how it feels to hide away in the darkness to some its a c
Skulltrail, Preview Of Intel's Beast
CPU February 4, 2008 Skulltrail: A Preview of Intel's Beast By Loyd Case Rate it Yourself discuss Discuss this now (3 posts) Skulltrail. We're not sure who thinks up these names. It brings to mind visions of worlds where dark mages do battle with Paladins for world domination. Maybe that's what Intel had in mind when they came up with the name. In reality, Skulltrail is more of a workaholic engineer, devoted to getting the most done in the least amount of time. Skulltrail is a little short on the people skills, a little too loud, but like the geeky programmer who can write ten times as much code as his peers, Skulltrail gets the job done. Our beefy friend doesn't play a lot, but when he does, he delivers the same intensity as with workbut like workaholics, isn't quite as polished on the play side of the equation. When you get down to brass tacks, Skulltrail is an engineering workstation with some added chrome to be a pretty high-end gaming system. But its primary missio
Auction Opens Feb. 9th Want In? I'm holding my first auction!!! So who wants in? The entry fee is 30,000 fubucks! It will start on the 9th and run for 2 weeks! I will promote it multiple times everyday! All entries must be in no later than the 8th! If you want to be up for auction then send me a private messagewith the link to your photo and what you are offering! After I rip it you can send the Fubucks! ~*~The Fallen One~*~ Mistress of Daddy Lo~*~Co-Owner of Slaves...and the Masters who own them~*~@ fubar
What Should I Do?
Well I guess I am going to be single for Valentines Day. It sucks I havent been single for the love day in a long ass time. There are two men right now that I would love to be in a relationship with. One of them more than the other but I dont know. I dont think either of them like that much. I love being single but I love what relationships have to offer. Many people tell me that I am hot, sexy, beautiful and on and on. I dont know what I should do wait and see if one of these two guys come around to asking me to be theirs or just say screw it. Any advice is wanted.
A Toast To Love
It has been a long while since my last verse But I still suffer from the same unbearable curse Seems like every time a chance arises The same painful result just materializes I cannot understand the lingo or the signs Come out with your intentions, your signals make me blind I always come around at the wrong time, I am never wanted Teased for being a believer, constantly belittled and taunted Not getting any younger in this game called life With every passing day, my back comes closer to the knife Had hoped someone would have pulled me away by now Yet here I am, alone & flooded in tears that life has allowed I'm afraid to let my heart like anyone for they will never feel the same I am a guy and all guys are obviously bad, but I am the main one that is blamed Watching the world go 'round for everyone else while mine stands still Why not join those others with no hope, overdosed on pills Maybe I would be better off just fading away into an abyss Never to know the supple,
The Valley ... Part 1..first Half
The Valley by Leviticus My best friend in life is Melissa. We've been friends since 4th grade when I, the new girl in school, found myself being teased by a bunch of boys who had me trapped alone. Melissa came to my rescue and chased them all off by threatening tell their moms. From that moment we were never separated. We went to the same schools, the same college, even dated some of the same guys (but never at the same time). I know every one of her dirty little secrets, and she knows all of mine. For instance, she knows I like to play around with bondage. Sometimes she'll even help me by tying me up from time to time, but she knows I prefer it when a guy takes charge so this doesn't happen often. Occasionally she will get me to tie her up, but even this is rare for it has never felt right for me to do the tying. A couple of my ex-boyfriends were pretty good at tying me up, but relationships for me don't last very long, and it wasn't long before each one drifted away. I h
General Hospital Actress Dies At "49"
PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Actress Shell Kepler, who for years played the gossipy nurse Amy Vining on the TV soap opera "General Hospital," has died. She was 49. Kepler died Friday at Oregon Health & Science University hospital, which did not give the cause of death. Kepler's busybody character on "General Hospital" was a fan favorite and enjoyed a long run, 1979-2002. In addition to her run on "General Hospital," she was also in a 1982 Joan Collins film, "Homework," and a couple of episodes of the situation comedy "Three's Company." On the side, she was a businesswoman, marketing clothing on the former Home Shopping Club. She said in a 1994 Associated Press interview that her "Lacy Afternoon" collection had sales topping $20 million that year alone. Kepler was born in Ohio and the family moved to California when she was 10. She recalled in 1994 that she didn't yet have a driver's license when she began trying out for film roles. "I managed to get my girlfriends to driv
Lily Lake (for Jimmy)
This poem was written to me by my girlfriend! Dream:375 Once upon a time, I was in a field of lillies, By this Lake. It was called lily lake. I stopped to smell the lillies, Blooming fresh, and fragrant. They reminded me of my girl!!!!
Drifting On By
this one is still a work in progress We came together for just a short time and i thought i had found heavens light but you were not ready for more forever was not what you were looking for so I drift on by slowly moving farther away just throw me a line and ask me to stay but I fear our love will never be so i drift on by steadily I fight the current I try to stay Do you really love your life as it is or are you just afraid of feeling again if we try and fail at least we tried
When The Teddybear Cries
Teddybear,Teddybear,hold me at night be there take away my fright, take away my tears talk to me ease my fears make me calm whisk me away to a dream together we are a perfect team. But,... What do you do when the teddybear cries? I'll do the same for you when I wipe your eyes, keep you safe hold you tight be your star your guiding light.
Blonde City Girl
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries an Idaho rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?" The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here." The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently. Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?" The blonde turns to walk away, and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it's to
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hey could you stop by this link and give me some photo comments, just click on the pic and it will take u to comments....friend nice enough to hook me up with VIP ..... so could I get some help plzzzzz? THANKS SO MUCH!!!
First Time I Fell In Love
My English Professor wanted the class to write about the first time we fell in love, but thats a topic that is difficult for me, so instead, I went around asking a few of my family members about loving a person and being in love with a person and this is what I came up with. A person can have love for their mother, father, siblings, children and etc., but to be in love, now that is something completely different. My family members and I came to the same conclusion, that when a person is in love with someone he/she only has eyes for that person. He/she can only think about that person or he/she can be doing something and that person comes to his/her mind. He/she cant wait to see that person because all they want is to be around that person because that person makes him/her happy. Whenever that person is around him/her all their worries, fears and problems seem to fade away or are not as bad as he/she thought. Being in love with a person also means that he/she wants that person to be h
Miss Me When you lay your head on the pillow at night, Do you miss me? When you close your eyes, Do I have the lead role? Are we in each others arms, Dancing in the heavens above With the stars and the moonlight showing us the way? As you drift off to sleep, Do you feel our essence entertwine? Can you feel the love we make together? Our hearts as one, Going into eternity. And as you wake, Do you realize that I am not a dream, That I am the real thing? That I will always be here for you no matter what? Wanting to hold you close, Loving you with all I have. When you are not with me, Do you miss me baby? Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
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Verbalized Prayers
The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off: "Lord, my daughter is about to go away to college, I only make $55,000 a year, and it's not enough." He turned to the associate pastor, and She said, "Lord, I have two children in preschool, a new mortgage, I only make $39,000 a year, and it's not enough." The minister of education continues with his chant, "Lord, you know I need a new car, my wife is not well, I only make $28,000 a year, and it's not enough." The youth minister has her turn next: "Lord, I've just finished seminary, I have huge student loans, I only make $20,000 a year and it's not enough." At last it's time for the minister of music. His prayer went like this: "Lord, my son is graduating from Harvard, we bought a new boat, I make $100,000 a year and ... 'there's no business like show business!'"
Not Returning The Favor.....
I am fairly new here to fubar. Been here less than a week.....FOr the most part, I love it thing that REALLY gets me tho, are the people who say R/A/F me and I'll return the favor...then they never do. WTF is up with that?!!?!?I have tried to show every one love to me that has done it to me and I have also shown LOTS of love that hasnt been returned.......Sorry for rambling and complaining about what shouldn't really just seems that if someone puts that the WILL return the love that they SHOULD do it.....but to ALL OF YOU who have hit me up with love, keep it comin and ill keep returnin it...and to all of u who promised and didnt deliver, suck it.
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Monkeys Steal My Undies @ Night
Hello Hope your having a good day. I just wanted to let you know That Were just chilln in this lounge wanting to meet you ., I know lounges arent for everyone but at least show up and say hi! I know i would Just click the pic below!
Episode 2
When the Mayor became aware of Shekky and I crossing his lawn he lurched to face us. The pony seeing an opening pony kicked (yes like a donkey kick but smaller) the cross dressing Mayor in the face. The Mayor's only two teeth and consciousness fled rapidly as the hooves stuck home. Seeing the Mayor laying senseless on the porch , Shekky voiced the same thought leaping in my mind. "We paid the rent before it kicked him" he said as he vaulted the large man and went inside. Leaving me alone with the pony , who looked at me sheepishly and side stepped around the corner and into the night. Half an hour later, my belongings stowed, the mayor headed to the county hospital, and Shekky passed out in the kitchen face first in a bowl of cat food.( I know, but I don't judge) I decided to check out the still and it's contents. As the fog cleared from my brain I became aware of my surroundings. I was four feet up in a garden hedge and the pony was licking my face. (Yes I know just
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fellasleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Things Women Say....
Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before de
Lounge Name
I wanna make a new lounge and i need a real good name for it so i can have alot of members to come in alot.So can you think of a name and comment it for me.And see which name i would like.
Airlines !!!!!
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants would n't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportuni
Well, I leave all my family members profile comments everyday and there's only a few of you who leave me 1 back, Why? I leave my friends profile comments and get a very few back, Why?? WTF is your problem?...It only takes a minute to return the luv, DAMN!!
Understanding The English Language
If you ever feel stupid, then just read on. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius! This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Peruse at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things wh
F**k Like A Porn Star
What is that really? I been hearing this phrase, but not one has been living up to it. What is wrong I would ask and I get the weirdest answers. 1. I'm a Gigolo baby.....Well you were the first Gigolo that I met that is not at the top of your game....(NEXT) 2. I work to 2 jobs and my girl be wearing me out......No bad answer--Your girl aint doing her job or you wouldn't be looking; so in reality she stop giving you some and the 2 jobs thing don't work cause you just called off to fuck me---FACE IT you have no fuck game and that is why you still aint getting none.....(NEXT)no call backs LMAO 3. O.K. you are 30 years plus with 10" plus why don't you know what to do with all that package? It is not my job to teach you........(NEXT) I can go on and on but I need help....What happen do I have to go back to the East Coast to get it right..............HELPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!
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Kryptonite By 3 Doors Down
I took a walk around the world To ease my troubled mind I left my body laying somewhere In the sands of time But I watched the world float To the dark side of the moon I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah I watched the world float To the dark side of the moon After all I knew it had to be Something to do with you I really dont mind what happens now and then As long as youll be my friend at the end If I go crazy then will you still Call me Superman If Im alive and well, will you be There a-holding my hand Ill keep you by my side With my superhuman might Kryptonite You called me strong, you called me weak, But still your secrets I will keep You took for granted all the times I never let you down You stumbled in and bumped your head, If not for me then you'd be dead I picked you up and put you back On solid ground If I go crazy then will you still Call me Superman If Im alive and well, Will you be there a-holding my hand Ill keep you by my
It's Mardi Gras!!!
Wishing you a fantastic Celebration! Mardi Gras (French for "Fat Tuesday") is the day before Ash Wednesday, and is also called "Shrove Tuesday" or "Pancake Day". Mardi Gras is the final day of Carnival, though the term is often used incorrectly to describe the days and weeks preceding Fat Tuesday. Carnival begins 12 days after Christmas, or Twelfth Night, on January 6 and ends on Mardi Gras, which always falls exactly 41 days before Easter. Perhaps the cities most famous for their Mardi Gras celebrations include New Orleans, Louisiana; Venice, Italy; and Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Many other places have important Mardi Gras celebrations as well. Carnival is an important celebration in most of Europe, except in the United Kingdom where pancakes are the tradition, and also in many parts of Latin America and the Caribbean. Celebrate & Be Happy! {{{Hugs}}}
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When I'm Gone By 3 Doors Down
There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm sc
Right now I am dealing with so much stuff to the point I am so beyond the word stressed out. I have 2 little ones that are sick at the moment, ages 2 and 2 months!!! It is so hard when they are this little and they are sick. Then on top of it my husband is sick too, which that is like taking care of another lil kid lol don't get me wrong I love my husband and all and he has taken care of me through my whole pregnancy with me being so sick and always being in and out of the hospital and all, but I swear when he gets sick it is like taking care of another child and he won't do things around the house sometimes lol Well on top of all of that, we are still waiting to hear what in the hell they are going to do about Neil. If they are going to keep him in the Navy or not. I mean they have known about this since October and they are taking their dear sweet time to figure out what in the hell they are going to do!!! This is so frustrating and it pisses me off that the Navy still doesn't kn
I'll Be Gone All Weekend!
I'll be in Seattle with my husband! This is the first time we've been together since he left for Iraq last April! Its going to be the best weekend ever!
Boredom Kills
1. When was the last time you actually hung out with your top #1? I tried to a week ago but well it just didnt work that way 2. What's bothering you right now? Oh there is just too much to mention here 3. Would you share a drink with a stranger? Hell no 4. When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed? Saturday 5. Wallpaper on your computer's desktop? My Tig Dog 6. How tall is the person you like? Shorter or taller? Taller than me 7. Next time you will hug someone? Tomorrow? Tonight depending upon who I see 8. Where was your default picture taken? My living room 9. Is there something about you that you don't think you'd ever tell anyone? Yeah there is 10. Who is ONE person you wish you hadn't dated? None of them, they all shaped me somehow (but not all in a good way) 11. What is the last thing you ate today? Havent eaten today yet 12. What are you doing this coming weekend? Uhm, no idea, enjoying myself I hope 13. What woul
Opportunity To Support Mda
subject: I NEED HELP PLZ!!!! IM BEING ARRESTED FOR MDA ON 2-13-08! post date: 2008-01-30 14:14:35 views: 10 comments: 0 ratings: 0 This year, I have the honor and pleasure of participating in MDA's Airport Lockup to help "Jerry's Kids". To reach my goal I need your help! I'd like to include you or your company on my list of contributors who are helping me reach my goal. Your donation would help MDA continue the important fight against muscular dystrophy. Check out my web page by clicking on the link above. There you'll find all kinds of information about MDA, and be able to make your tax-deductible donation on-line using your credit card. MDA serves people in our community with neuromuscular disease by providing clinics, support groups, assistance with the purchase and repair of wheelchairs, braces and communication devices, and summer camp for kids. MDA also funds research grants to help find treatments and cures for some 43 neuromuscular diseases that affect peo
Be Like That By 3 Doors Down
He spends his nights in California, Watching the stars on the big screen, Then he lies awake and he wonders, Why cant that be me Cause in his life he is filled With all these good intentions Hes left a lot of things Hed rather not mention right now (that's me.....i've left a lot things i'd rather not mention.....:() But just before he says goodnight, He looks up with a little smile at me, And he says, If I could be like that, I would give anything Just to live one day, in those shoes If I could be like that, what would I do, What would I do Now and dreams we run She spends her days up in the north park, Watching the people as they pass And all she wants is just A little piece of this dream, Is that too much to ask With a safe home, and a warm bed, On a quiet little street All she wants is just that something to Hold onto, thats all she needs Yeah! If I could be like that, I would give anything Just to live one day, in those shoes If I cou
Loser By 3 Doors Down
Breathe in right away, Nothing seems to fill this place I need this every time, Take your lies get off my case Someday I will find a love That flows through me like this This will fall away, this will fall away Youre getting closer to pushing me Off of lifes little edge Cause Im a loser And sooner or later You know Ill be dead Youre getting closer, Youre holding the rope, I'm taking the fall Cause Im a loser, Im a loser, yeah This is getting old, I cant break these chains that I hold My bodys growing cold, Theres nothin left of this mind Or my soul Addiction needs a pacifier, The buzz of this poison is taking me higher This will fall away, This will fall away Youre getting closer, to pushing me Off of lifes little edge Cause Im a loser and sooner or later You know Ill be dead Youre getting closer, Youre holding the rope and Im taking the fall Cause Im a loser Youre getting closer, to pushing me Off of lifes little edge Cause Im
Promo Video For My Upcoming Album
About Erotica
This blog will be my shares of Erotica Literature I have collected over the years. I have had alot of people ask me to share it and so the sharing begins. I hope everyone will enjoy the stories and will come back to read more as the stories unfold and are shared.Thanks for taking the time to read my blog. ayasha
Just Something I Wrote.
I feel your breath on my neck as I lean back in my chair wishing for the world you were right next to me. That I could be in your arms. I look over and you sit there never looking at me. Never touching me. Never telling me how much you need me. Is it as painful for you as it is me. Do you feel our love being torn apart by your silence. If I close my eyes I can feel the blood running down my arms. Wondering if it would get your attention. My heart filled with hope you would hold me then. My body trembles with the memory of that feeling. My heart stops as I see the reason for your silence The red marks on your chest and the aftermath on my torso. I wanted you to say something...anything. You didn't even scream...just looked at me. The pain of your silence will haunt my heart forever my love.
Plz Read And Pray
I Just got a phone call today saying my grandma is dieing. She chould go anyday. She has all ways been there. I know everone die. But I know the next faw weeks for myself and my family is going to be hard. So i am asking for ur prays. And if I am not on you know I am dealing with my grandma right now. THANK TO ALL MY FRIENDS ANGEL
Hi guys, I so can't wait for college break.All those hot bodies running around and all the drippin wet girls uummm!!! My girlfriends and I are going down and I mean going down to have fun and to find people to join us for our own party. I hope to see some of you guys and girls down there and maybe hook up with some of yous. Love always, Stacy
Help! Only 10 More Hours!!!!
Short And Sweet. PLZ Rate This Pic. It Takes 2 Seconds. And you won't have to hear about the Hottest Mummer Contest anymore! I need everyone to rate it, repost it, and ask 5 friends online to do the same thing. That's all. If you do that will you please leave a comment here so I can include you in a thank you pimp out bulletin! xoxo
Far Behind By Candlebox
Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad But I did it anyway And now maybe Some would say your life was sad But you lived it anyway And so maybe Your friends they stand around they watch your crumble As you falter to the ground And then someday Your friends they stand beside as you were flying Oh you were flying oh so high But them someday people look at you for what they call their own They watch you suffer Yeah they hear you calling home But then some day we could take our time To brush the leaves aside so you can reach us But you left me far behind Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad But I did it anyway Now maybe some would say you're left with what you had But you couldn't share the pain No, no, no Couldn't share the pain, they watch you suffer Now maybe I could have made my own mistakes But I live with what I've known And then maybe we might share in something great But won't you look at where we've grown Won't you look at where we'v
Cover Me By Candlebox
Cover me When I walk alone Cover me When my stance it stumbles home Cover me We'll trip on through the sands of time And cover me 'Cause I've been branded I've lost my mind Lost my mind But you'll cover me yeah Won't you give me shelter from the storm Over me You fade into the night Over me You melt into the light Over me You will fear the things I need Over me You will feel the hate I breed You're under me And you will question my authority You're under me And you will lose almost everything You're under me You will feel the pain I wanna bring you You're under me You never change Never change a fucking thing Not a, a fucking thing But you - you'll cover me Yeah, give me shelter from the storm Cover me cover me Won't you Cover me Cover me Don't you Cover me Cover me Give me shelter from the storm People push & shove on time I give it to you What I have is what is mine I feel it for you You've got to cover me You've got to cover me Peo
Ron Paul 2008
Ron Paul 2008 Go to Obama supporters go to Hillary supporters and go to McCain and Romney and Huckabee. Offer them the truth. Know your candidates so you can stand true a small debate with others. Dont fight, just become the solution. We need to do this because once other candidates drop out, we need there help. Act now Ron Paul 2008.Ron Paul 2008 Why Obama isnt JFK. The Difference between Ron Paul and Obama.
Triggers Triggers do not cause seizures but provoke the onset of a seizure or cause a seizure in a patient whose epilepsy is under control. Alcohol consumption, hormonal changes of the menstrual cycle, sleep deprivation, flickering or flashing light, and stress can trigger a seizure in a susceptible person. So please keep your Default pics where they don't flicker so quick. Thank you Mike S
Coward Of The County
"thin" And "healthy"
(Article found at Bob Freeman's blog) Fat people cheaper to treat, study says By MARIA CHENG, AP Medical Writer Preventing obesity and smoking can save lives, but it doesn't save money, researchers reported Monday. It costs more to care for healthy people who live years longer, according to a Dutch study that counters the common perception that preventing obesity would save governments millions of dollars. "It was a small surprise," said Pieter van Baal, an economist at the Netherlands' National Institute for Public Health and the Environment, who led the study. "But it also makes sense. If you live longer, then you cost the health system more." In a paper published online Monday in the Public Library of Science Medicine journal, Dutch researchers found that the health costs of thin and healthy people in adulthood are more expensive than those of either fat people or smokers. Van Baal and colleagues created a model to simulate lifetime health costs for three groups of 1,000 p
Geezers! :-)
Re: Drudge Report Cans Willie Nelson Story
RE: Drudge Report Cans Willie Nelson Story ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 05 Feb 2008, 16:17 Drudge Report Cans Willie Nelson Story Willie Nelson's explosive take on 9/11, that the collapse of the twin towers and Building 7 looked like Las Vegas-style implosions, has largely been ignored by the medis thus far, though it briefly appeared on the front page of the Drudge Report before quickly being canned.
Sick Of This Shit
if u wanna stay on my list tell me now cuz im tired of being not talked to when yall r online it makes me feel like im just eyecandy to yall but im not i am human and if u wanna stay on tell me. CUZ ALL I SEE IS PEOPLE ADD ME BUT DONT TALK TO ME SO IF U DONT TALK U WILL BE DELETED OR WORSE BLOCKED.
Offline Till Friday
just to let everyone know I will be offline till friday sometime will return all love and messeges then. KISSES......
Does Junk Food Keep You From Getting Sick? ;)
The people in my house were a little grumpy last night to say the least. Now Christopher is sick and Anthony is still sick but I am making him go to school because he missed 2 days of school last week and can't afford to miss anymore! Everyone is sick around me, I am crossing my fingers that I don't get it. I have been pretty healthy all winter and it has been nice. I do however need to start a healthier lifestyle of exercise and eating right. Maybe it was all the junk food I have been eating all winter that has kept me from getting sick? lol I am so glad that a lot of the work is behind me and now I can attend to my house that has been neglected lately. My kids don't seem to know how to pick up after themselves and it is time they learn. Unfortunately I think I have gone behind them for so many years picking up after them that it will be a hard for them to break the habit of leaving a mess. Maybe I will go on strike and do nothing around here and see if they notice? Hmm
Deep Emotional Scars
Deep Emotional Scars Personal wounds sometimes dont heal. Drunkenness of your lies and need to hurt me makes me shiver to the pain of what you must place upon my heart and soul that only wants too love you. Circumstances in life creates our demons, But Must you always send me shivering in fear into darkness where I pray you will never find me? Perceptions outside Is Not what lurks behind our closed doors? Do you see my well hidden deep emotional scars that you have place upon me? Or Can life? Commands you bark like drill sergeant sent from hell upon my life. I tremble. I feel the pain and suffer more than you dare to see or care about. I cry within So You will never know my pain. I refuse to beg for mercy because I know there is none within you for me. My deep emotional scars wanders are there any hope you will just fall asleep and never wake up. Is That wrong of me wishing and praying for Or Will god understand? The deep emotional scars I keep hidden away a
Brain Freeze
Why Did Jesus Fold The Napkin
Why did Jesus fold the napkin? An unusual approach to a biblical story Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His resurrection? I never noticed this.... The Gospel of John (20:7) tells us that the napkin, which was placed over the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. The Bible takes an entire verse to tell us that the napkin was neatly folded, and was placed at the head of that stony coffin. Early Sunday morning, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and found that the stone had been rolled away from the entrance. She ran and found Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved. She said, 'They have taken the Lord's body out of the tomb, and I don't know where they have put him!' Peter and the other disciple ran to the tomb to see. The other disciple out ran Peter and got there first. He stooped and looked in and saw the linen cloth lying there, but he didn't go in. Then Simon Peter arrived and went in
020408 Fluffy Starr Blog
VLOG: "Brain Freeze" It was a great weekend. Added an extra day and made it a long one. I needed it. Went away to some wonderful friends' house at the beach, and although it was freeeeezing cold outside, I had a great time. Champagne, some of my bestest friends, food, cute tiny puppies, music, and PS3 ROCK BAND! Whoohoo!!! Lots of fun! But it's back to business starting tomorrow morning, bright and early (for me). And I have a lot to do! I've been prioritizing, and so some things got left behind. This week, I'll play catchup. Another one from my camera. It's actually a botched vlog. But I thought I'd pop it up there anyway.... Check out Brain Freeze. "Ask Fluffy" will hopefully be finito this week as well. I am on it. Pinky promise!
Thank All Of You For Your Educational Emails
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose. (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot) Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck! I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because
What Experience?
The front-runners in both political parties -- that is, Hillary Clinton and John McCain -- are making "experience" their big talking point. But what kind of "experience"? Both have been around in politics for decades. But just what did they accomplish -- and how did it benefit the country? Whether in Arkansas or in Washington, Hillary Clinton has spent decades parlaying her husband's political clout into both money and power. How did that benefit anybody but the Clintons? For those people whose memories are short, go on the Internet and look up Whitewater, the confidential raw FBI files on hundreds of Republican politicians that somehow -- nobody apparently knows how -- ended up in the Clinton White House illegally. Look up the sale of technology to China that can enable them to more accurately hit American cities with nuclear missiles. Then look up the money that found its way to the Clintons through devious channels. Look up Bill Clinton's firing of every single U.S. A
Contest Help Please
I am entered in a contest and need some help with comments and rates. Need to catch up as this started on Feb 3. Rates count as 5 comments, so please rate and comment as much as you can. Thank you all.. If you would like a tattoo pic crated as well just let me know upper back or lower back and what name you want. David
To be with he whom you love is an impossible thing I myself dont love , cant love anything For me to love would mean to lose sight of everything I know I dont know if I can ever love like that again I have been hurt so many times before I dont wanna relive that pain, that lose ever again So I just stay away from those I adore, I will not fall into acord Love is for the weak and foolish people I may look weak but my heart is strong I will not be hurt anymore so if that means giving up Then thats what I'll do give up on love for it dose not live in my world
Can U Give Me A Push?
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!' 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark. 'Wh
Out Of Fuel
Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."
A Personal Favorite
i was made for you, so special, perfect you shared your secrets with me, ev'rything and nothing much, all the things that mattered my heart was new; ready for you, waiting to spend all the time in the world with you i shared your joy and absorbed all your tears you'd run to me when life became too hard to bear and you would hold me tight and cry or rush with all your happiness and pour it out to me, but as the years went by time took it's toll on me, and i began to bear the signs of your undying love - stains and rips and patches to strengthen all the places where you had hugged me too tight but never a word of complaint from me for i was there for you, and you alone i became worn and tired, too weak to hold my head up as i'd once so proudly done no longer could i comfort you the same nor handle all the tears and fears and smiles and so you learned you had to let me go so then you laid me down, put me away to forget, move on and grow without me but you took a pie
What The Blackberry Update Means For You:
by Sascha Segan BlackBerry owners rejoice! The upcoming BlackBerry 4.5 software will vault your Pearls and Curves into the top ranks of multimedia devices. We got RIM to explain, model by model and server by server, what the new software will give existing BlackBerry owners. (Version 4.5 used to be called 4.3.1, if you're really plumbed into the BlackBerry landscape.) There's a lot of awesome stuff here, with multimedia streaming support, Microsoft Office document editing and HTML e-mail support at the fore. We're still waiting for RIM to tune up its Web browser, thoughit's falling behind the options available on Windows Mobile, Symbian, and the iPhone. Some of the new features are handheld-only; some require server upgrades. If you're on BlackBerry Enterprise Server, your IT department will need to upgrade; if you're on BlackBerry Internet Service, you'll need to wait a few months for your carrier to upgrade. I've marked server features with an (S), and handheld features wi
Notes From The Grave
As if you cared but... As I have said in the past, I work with a retard, the guy is fucking irritating and the sooner I am promoted the better, cuz good God I don't know how much more of his shit I can take. Funny story, yesterday me and a co-worker, we were chilling checking out 2 second year chicks, that had some out of this world ass', I mean goddamn, anyways a 3rd year, from Trinidad, she catches us and then stands besides me and sees what we are looking at and goes, "So guys what are you two doing???" My co-worker responds and says we're just chilling, she just nods and walks off, funny shit, so when I get back to work, I run in to her and she says to, "So you're done chilling???" Personally I like her, but man her friend, from Trinidad too, she has an ass on her that makes me wanna cry. Enough with that. I am a Dolphin fan, and actually I wanted to root for New England, but ended up rooting for the Giants after hearing some commentators talk shit about the 72 Dolphins.
Oppinions Are Like Assholes..everyone Has One
so todays blog is over add/adhd/ , I see so many people bad mouthing parents if they say there kids got it. Or how parents dont do there jobs.. and thats why there kids are that way. I do believe at times that kids are wrongfully diagnosed with olit..but I also believe it to be a real thing. My oldest has it. I lived with it clear up til he was 8. He was very busy, couldnt sit still..etc. We done all the tricks..time out, butt whippings..etc. Was very hard to deal with. He was very emotional and if you even looked at him the wrong way, he would cry. He never understood what he was doing wrong. He never was up with rest in school on reading. Hes not the type who wants to do things wrong just for fun of it. Anyways in 2nd grade.. teacher said he was daydreaming alot. I finally asked her oppinion..she said her boy was same way and found out he had ADD. So, did the paper, and 2 who know him..and 2 teachers. With what we answered on the said he had it
Why Cant Ppl Read Profiles?!?!?
DANG talking about getting aggrevated. Why do people totally ignore a persons profile when they contact you? I mean most everything about me is there. Like the fact that I AM NOT LOOKING TO HOOK UP WITH ANYONE!!! I gotta Man, why in the hell would I risk that for some one off the net. And my biggest irritation is this guestion A/S/L? Well dayum that is on my profile also. Then I get asked of I am single, guess what on my profile also. It seems like I am getting it right and left with people. Then people when I tell them my situation and all, they act like they are doing me a favor by understanding. I was not asking for your opnion and if you thought it was ok. Shit it is my life, I will do as I damn well please. I am 31 y/o, I stopped asking permission on how to live my LIFE long dang time ago. So on that loud note, I am going to go surf and listen to my tunes. Maybe that will chill me out. Cause I am getting frustrated with the kids on here.
I Long...
I long for your kiss, the feel of your lips against mine, your touch as you caress my body. I long for the look in your eyes when we see each other, the feeling that fills my body as we hug, the sound of your voice as you say "I Love You". I long for the the feeling that I get in my heart as we wake in in the morning, the feel of your body against mine as we make mad passionate love all night long. most of all I long for your company.
More Booty!
well hell, guess there has been a change of plans...either they couldn't get enuff of the ass view, or they didnt have an idea for anew one, but in any case...the Ass Contest is still going thru the END OF FEBRUARY! sooo make sure and pop on over to enjoy the free view and give your girl here some love! thanks for the votes. you can do so daily! *kisses*
Attention all friends, family, and fans I have moved out of the trailer with eric and now I am living with my grandma for the time being if you need to reach me here is my # 417 429 6545 thats my cell and her house is 660 542 2371 feel free to contact me. I do not have the net at her house so i wont be on here as much in the future but would love to hear from my friends. I love you and miss you all hugs and kisses Stacie
Another Hmmm...
Eyes that light up a room A smile that says it all or nothing What does she know? What is she hiding? A broken heart A frightened spirit She can't believe she's beautiful Won't be told she's wonderful Beside herself and looking in Within herself a shattered child
What To Do And How To Do It??
A Soul Mate Orin: Soul mates are friends and loved ones who are responsive to your love, and with whom you are deeply connected and share a common path and purpose. Your soul mate may be someone who has come to be with you and learn similar lessons. Or, it can be someone who has come to assist you in your spiritual growth by showing you more about yourself and offering you ways to open your heart. I will call these people soul mates. A soul mate can be someone who is connected to you from other lifetimes and with whom you are continuing a well-developed past-life relationship. Or, this may be your first lifetime together on earth. "When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he cruc
Helpin A Close Friend Out
Unprintable News Story
"It is a 110 yards from the 'E' ring to the 'A' ring of the Pentagon. This section of the Pentagon is newly renovated; the floors shine, the hallway is broad, and the lighting is bright. At this instant the entire length of the corridar is packed with officers, a few sergeants and some civilians, all crammed tightly three and four deep against the walls. There are thousands here" "This hallway, more than any other is the 'Army' hallway. The G3 offices line one side, G2 the other, G8 is around the corner. All Army. Moderate conversations flow in a low buzz. Friends who may not have seen each other for a few weeks, or a few years, spot each other, across the way and renew." "Everyone shifts to ensure an open path remains down the center. The air conditioning system was not designed for this press of bodies in this area. The temperature is rising already. Nobody cares." "10:36 hours: The clapping starts at the E-Ring. That is the outermost of the five rings of the Pentagon and is
Why Women Love Assholes Part One
There are certain "compliments" in life that are just veiled doses of reality. If someone says, "You look fine." You really look like shit. If they say, "You got a haircut!" instead of, "I love your hair!" they hate it. For a guy, that line is, "You are such a nice guy." Girls mean it when they say it, but they also mean so much more. It really means, "I will give you all the attention in the world, until the guy I really want comes along." It means, "I love talking to you, but I would never sleep with you." It means you are a filler. How many times have you ladies said, "I just want a nice guy who will treat me right?" How many guys have been that guy only to see that girl end up with some asshole who treats her like shit? It's a cycle that puts men in a horrible conundrum. Why do women like assholes so much and why is being called a "nice guy" the absolute kiss of death? - Women love drama: Any girl who talks about how happy she is with her guy is really daydreaming about fucki
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Just An Update
Just so everyone knows.. I am not ignoring anyone... I got a new position at work and I might not be on as much.. I will return love as soon as I can... I do have new pics up from my party Sat and I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes!
Letters On Chest:-)
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"
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Feelin' Kinda...hmmm...
Tear out a fresh piece of my heart and leave it hollow. It doesn't hurt; I've gone too numb to feel it. My life, my love, my shattered dreams lie scattered As I watch this world collapse upon itself - Hear every agonized cry and see the utter despair. I mourn, not for myself, but for a life I couldn't live, A life too bright to bear, a happiness too heavy on my soul; And so I weep, inside and out, and feel the strain - My burden borne on crumbling shoulders, Slipping from my body to break apart at my feet.
What you think about Swinger
Well, time is getting away again. 39 days, and I'll be stateside bound. THANKFULLY!!!! Well, for 15 days anyways. Doesn't seem like I should be getting ready for leave already. I got here in September, and it's already February. That means on the 15th, I've been here for 5 months. When I hit the halfway mark, I'll be packing my stuff for 2 weeks of fun, cold weather, family, and beer. I went to my brief for R and R today. It was funny, they told us not to set out to drink all the alcohol we can. Well, I wondered, who really does set out to drink it all? Does anyone? They also warned us that we have changed. They warned us that friends and family have changed as well. I don't think I have changed. Just because I am not around people much except at work. Just because when I am around people, we talk about military stuff. Just because I don't know what I'll talk about with people when I get back. I mean, how am I to explain that if I roll out of the gate, even if
so last thursday i adopted a basset hound, she's a year old; i called her Rhylee. She has YET to go to the bathroom outside for me, instead she enjoys going in my house. The other day she dragged out my bathroom rugs and took a crap on my floor! (at least she didnt want to get my rugs dirty) Then just last night i put her in the bathroom (took all the rugs and litter box out) and shut the door while i ran to the store. Came back and she crapped on my floor and smeared it all over the floor! pulled my towels on the floor and got them covered in it as well... Anyone reading this, did you ever have a basset hound and have this much trouble training one?
Give To Every Day
Tuesday, February 5, 2008 Give to every day There will always be a reason to give up, and there will always be a reason to keep going. The question is, which reason will you choose to focus upon? Your troubles will get the best of you if you give all your time and attention to them. But you always have another choice. You can give your attention to the positive possibilities. You can choose to focus upon what's right with life. There is something you can do in this very moment to create a little bit of positive value in your world. Though it may not seem like much, just one small positive action can have an enormous impact. Even the smallest step has a clear and unmistakable direction. When you choose to take action, you choose to take control. Don't allow your life to be defined by the difficulties that come your way. For beyond them all, you have something unique and beautiful to give to every day. -- Ralph Marston
Very Important To Me.....
I would like to start out by saying that I am going to talk about something that is very important to me because I have it... Some of u may not want to be my friend no more from what I am about to talk about and if that is the case I do not want to be your friend anyway sorry for being so blunt but the world is not a fair place and I do not have time to be judged.... The topic of this is cervical cancer and HPV (an STD)... I have both.... I am not saying this cause I want attention or to be felt sorry for.... The purpose of this is to help women get educated.... I found out 5 years ago on Valentines day that I had it..... U may have seen the commericials for gardisal shot on TV it is the HPV(an STD) vaccine I would totally recommend every women go get it if not for u for me... The whole theme behind the commercial is I want to be "one less" person to get HPV(an STD) and cervical cancer..... I got one of the highest risk forms of HPV and it can not be cured..... So please go get teste
Dealing Withmy Depression
First off lets establish that this blog is not intended to be used as away to make anyone help me gain points. It is simply my way of expressing what I am thinking. I am severely manic depressive to the point it has been very functional in many aspects of what I do in life. Most times I am great at disguising my condition by joking around and not being serious unless the issue warrants that I be serious. However my mental condition is also very destructive to a lot of my personal life because as of yet there doesnt seem to be a combination of medications that have been able to help control my condition. At times my depression has me pushing away everyone important to me because I know that if I go unchecked for long I get to a point when being around people literally causes me heartache because I cant always control how I feel. So far in my life no one seems to understand how I feel. I have a beautiful family that I love but I am at the point where I fear I am so far down the dark
My Anneagram Results
April, you're a Type 8 - The Leader Friends, family, and colleagues probably appreciate your heroic strength and impassioned inner drive. They're also apt to know that when they come to you with a problem, you can be counted on for strength and guidance. As a Leader, you're likely to be seen as a powerful and protective individual with a natural born sense of management in one form or another. Being a member of this type puts you in good company. Toni Morrison, an award-winning author and recognized cultural leader in the African American community, and Martin Luther King, Jr., leader of the American civil rights movement, were also type 8s. This means that compared to the eight other Enneagram types, you have a strong sense of willpower and self-confidence. In fact, you're the kind of resourceful, decisive person who is often committed to making things happen.
Amazing Accidents
Unfulfilled@ fubar
insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results (more to come)
How Bright Is My Aura
April, the brightest color in your aura is Orange Contrary to popular myth, auras are actually multi-colored energy fields that can be divided into seven primary layers. Having Orange as your brightest color means that the second layer of your aura is the most vibrant. You have exceptional abilities to use your feelings as your mental, physical, and spiritual guides. Your keen awareness of your emotions allows your energy to move freely through the Emotional layer of your aura, where energy most often gets stuck for others. This can help you avoid a variety of emotional and physical ailments.
Bees All Over His Body
6:51 AM. A customer called my cellphone and woke me about 15 minutes ago to lock in her interest rate. My eyes are still watering.. And thanks to my sinus infection, I'm sniffling and trying not to breathe out of my nose because it only makes me sneeze. ...I thought I was speaking to the Virgin Mary when I picked up. I think it was a little confusing for the both of us. I told her I'd call her as soon as I got into work in a few hours.. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.. I am just getting out of a relationship or at least thinking about it... It sucks waking up by yourself in a big, lonely bed. So lately, I've been sleeping on the couch with the TV on because I can cuddle up to the back of the couch and pretend it's a warm, leather body. I hate him so much right now. I hope he gets a terrible case of syphillis and dementia.. Or something. Whatever. I hope he gets some form of OCD that causes him to have a permanent compulsion that causes him to say, "T
I missed the rain... beleive it or not i really missed it. I went from the capitol of the northwest rain forest, astoria or, to the dry desolate waste of colorado. My face felt like it was constantly about to fall off from the lack of any sort of water in the air. I found out that astoria gets more rain in one day than parts of colorado get all year. isnt that sad? i never thought that i would miss the dark gloomy skys and the constant falling of the rain. But i did.
My Aura
What Color Is Your Aura? We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
Together We Created Hope.
Together We Created Hope. So, you want to read my mindless banter...... My convoluted ideals...... A trainwreck of confusion. Today was a day like any other. Am I to be thankful for that, or restless? What am I waiting for? Have you ever just driven with no destination? I wish I had the courage to get in my car and just drive.. and drive.. and get lost.. and find my way home again.
Funny Sex Quotes
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." ....Tom Clancy "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." ....Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." ....Drew Carey "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." ....Woody Allen "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ....Unknown "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." ....Rodney Dangerfield "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." ....Bill Kelly "As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." ....Rev. Sydney Smith "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ....Woody Allen "Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burden
Hey All
Hey Everyone On Feb6 thru the Feb13th The Hottest Male Under 22 Contest will begin at 8:30am Central and end exactly one week from the time and day So i will Need your help in winning this contest all who help will be very much loved and will be put in my family list all ur votes will be so much appreciated love to all. Your KIng of Kings
8 Hour Contest Today
Are You A Bad Boy?please Read If Interested In Joining!!!
Are you a bad boy? I love having bad boys on my page Wanna join? There are a few things you can do to join and you have a choice of these things but first you MUST Rate,Fan,and Add me before anything and then... You can choose to... 1)make a salute for me or, 2)Give me 1000 fubucks Think about it this way it works out for you because I'm pimping you out because this is what it is, a pimpout for all bad boys and since everyone is always trying to level it would be best if you went and added the others that are in this folder as well because this is all to help each other in leveling,in contests the works...oh and repost any bulletins that you see that have to do with the bad boys
My Sense Of Humor
April, your sense of humor is Satire If there's one thing you're positive about it's that life is absurd. That's why your sense of humor centers around satire and farce. From social to political to religious, you see all of humanity's institutions as all too serious and totally hilarious because of it. Whether you're roasting the regulars at the coffee shop or going after bigger laughs inspired by newscasters, or dare we say, the President, your razor sharp wit cuts though the bologna. Just remember, when you lay the irony on thick, not everyone gets your humor. That's okay if you can't laugh with someone, you can always laugh at them.
Pet Contest
What fun. I entered my pets in a cute pet pic contest and can't figure out how to let my friends know. I tried individually e-mailing each person but I couldn't remember who I sent messages to so I gave up on that. I decided to post the info in my blog in case anyone wants to rate/comment on the pics. If you click on the pic they will take you to the page where you can vote > > > > > > > > > .
Sweethopeys New Owner!!!!
> > > MEET MY NEW AND VERY FIRST OWNER!! Click his pic and profile link and love him up! He is super sweet and a great friend. Philemon ~Fu-Hubby to Ch@rmz ~@ fubar Rate, fan and add him and tell him Sweethopey sent ya! xoxo
Rekindling Romance!
I have been divorced twice from the same woman. I still Love her and have been having sex still with her. I am trying to change my life and she is still in her old ways. Do I just try to find a new romance or try to try this again because I do still Love her. Your comments are greatly appreciated. My first ever Blog Thank You all.
i posted a mumm about if your partner wanted to get funky public would you do it,now some crack head musta bytched cause now im banned from mumms,this site really gone to shit, is it for adults or kids,i dont see why it got pulled there was no rude pics or language,maybe depends who you are on here if you get away wiff stuff blah blah blah lmao next my account be taken hahhaah seems you cant voice nothing on here and cant even get a answer as 2 why....hmmmm maybe i need to ba site where adults can have free fukkin thoughts and speech
My Dating Personality
April, your dating personality is: Social Idealist April, when it comes to dating, you are a Social Idealist. This means you feel in your heart that there is one special partner out there for you and chances are, you've spent plenty of time daydreaming about them. You've probably imagined all kinds of things about who they are, compiling a mental checklist down to the smallest details. After all, knowing what you want is a good thing. You're pretty sure you'll know love when you see it and you're more than willing to go out and find your ideal mate. Being naturally social, meeting people may feel almost like a hobby of yours. You enjoy chatting up friends of friends, or even total strangers, more than most people do. But this outgoing nature doesn't mean you take whatever comes your way. When it comes to finding a love interest, you're not interested in just anyone. You want "the one." This romantic quest likely has you sizing up new people's potential as soon as y
Breaking News, Breaking News
Zoolgico de Santiago presenta a las primeras cras de tigre blanco nacidas en Chile El Zoolgico de Santiago present en "sociedad" a los primeros cachorros de tigre blanco nacidos en cautiverio en Chile. Las cras, dos machos y una hembra, nacieron el 28 de diciembre de 2007 y pasaron de forma satisfactoria su primer mes de vida en cautiverio, bajo los cuidados de su madre "Luna", de cinco aos de edad. THE NEW WHITE TIGERS OF SANTIAGO OF CHILE ZOO, THEY WASA BORN ON DECEMBER 28, THE NAME OF HER MOM IS "MOON",
New Bedroom Suite
Well last week, I took a few days off work due to stress and just went out and bought a $1436.00 bedroom suite. It is made out of medium toned wood and has marble accents. The headboard has 2 mirrors and a light as well as the Chester drawer has a large mirror and light as well. Very nice outfit!
Winters End
I know they say we have to wait till Winter ceases for this season I Love the snow but not this much I think we've had enough I Long to stand outside And feel the breath of springs sweet breezes I long to feel the Suns warm kiss upon my gentle skin I see the buds upon the trees so patiently they wait to be reborn to bloom so prould I hear the birds outside my home I see them flying high above in serch of food for thier young chicks I long for sspring and its rebirth to give me strength and life again I Long to stand outside And feel the breath of springs sweet breezes I long to feel the Suns warm kiss upon my gentle skin I long to feel it's touch again like a Lovers dear embrace
My Sisters Story
Of Happiness And Love
For as long as I can remember, I had always just wanted to be happy and feel loved. I have been searching for a long time for these things. I thought I had found them a few times. And to be honest, save for brief moments, I cannot recall a time in my life where I truly was happy and felt loved. Even as a young child, I didn't really feel it. I think losing my mother at a young age might have something to do with it. However, I don't think that is the whole reason. Nor do I feel it is the majority reason. But, I really cannot pinpoint any other reasons for the lack of me feeling happy and loved. Of happiness, I can say that I have been happy many times in my life. However, it always feels like the happiness doesn't last long enough. Worry gets in the way of my happiness. I worry about what is going to happen to make it go away. I worry about what I can do to make the happiness last longer instead of just reveling in it. I worry if things from the past are going to repeat themselve
Going to see Blaze on Thursday Feb 7th 2008 at 7:30 PM at culture room in Fort Lauderdale! WOOO Cant wait!
Ten Times Normal Size
TEN TIMES NORMAL SIZE The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?' No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!' Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?' Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!' The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 'Anybody?' Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, 'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.' Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued. 'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you hav
Wind From The North Brings Change
The wind blows in from the North. At first I was scared at what I heard and could feel in my heart. The things that have been happening to me. The power that comes from the messages I hear from back home. Many do not believe in my ways or what I hear. Many would think I am crazy. For I am not crazy. The wind from the North brings endurance and strength. For in that place where I came from has made me strong enough to deal with the great evil I am facing here in Ohio. Back in the days of old when we still remembered who and what we are the whole village would dance with me to act out my visions. From my visions I would gain great power and understanding. Times are changed. I must find another and better way to do this. I become sad when I know the truth of what is and what will be. When I warn others that they do not need to live in darkness. I too am in this darkness but I prevail. For I am filled with light and hope once again. I see the eagle in m
Video Preview Of A "sensitive Opinion"
"Religion, Abortion, Friendship"
Prayers Needed Plz......
A good friend of mine..Jokers Wild FuBars #1 Funny man is in the alot of pain/on oxygen and heavy antibiotics.....we all know that PRAYER works so we have to stick together...tyvm..**Rox**
An Average Girl
I am not "Hot". I am not "Unique". I am myself and no one else. My Boobs aren't perky, My hips aren't narrow. My Make up isn't always on and my hair isn't always neat. I hardly go out I spend a lot of time at work I'm sometimes chaotic and disorganized messy and impractical. I say what's on my mind which may not always be right I do my best to not use sex to get attention. I have desires I have wants I like the simple things I want what is real and not make believe.
Ida Corr - Let Me Think About It (dj Muzik-al's Thinking Man's Mix)
Ida Corr - Let Me Think About It (DJ Muzik-AL's Thinking Man's Mix) Another of my cut n'paste mixes constructed from the following mixes:- Funk D Bootleg 2007 Gregor Salto & DJ Madskillz Remix Fedde Le Grand Remix MBK Extended Mix Micky Slim Remix :) To listen/download[
Please Me's Lounge
You know, I have allowed myself to check out several mums these past few days and I have to tell you....I am loosing hope for the human race if mum's are ANY indication of what people REALLY think about. They're either NSFW or they're about the absolute STUPIDEST questions I have ever seen!! "Should I hae my tubes tied"?? "Should I buy a couch with my tax return"?? "Should I wax my ass"?? WTF, people?? Are you really telling me that you are unable to make this kind of decision without setting up a poll and getting other's opinions?? ESPECIALLY opinions from people you don't know....and I'm pretty damned sure that they don't have your best intrests at heart. Absolutely pathetic!! It's shit like this that makes me want to throw the whole lot out in front of a bus in a vain attempt to actually SAVE the human race from mass extinction due to STUPIDITY!! Think I'll go have some coffee now.....
Im Outta Here!
Im leaving this sight,it causes way 2 much extra drama. Its hard 2 be in a relationship and both parties are on here.
The Secret To You
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Well Hmmm
Issue 1 has been cleared up somewhat. Will be calling him later today I think. Issue 2 is still up in the air. I feel better after what I said and hopefully will have some clarity soon. My back hurts.
My Favorite Quotes
~The day you wake up and realize how special I am, the one who already knew will be lying next to me~ ~It is what it is~ ~He who angers you controls you~ ~The ones walking behind you, talking about you behind your back, should come to realize you are already two steps ahead of them~ ~I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.~ ~Life becomes precious and more special to us when we look for the little everyday miracles and get excited about the privileges of simply being human~ ~A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking and saying 'Long time no see~ ~What we see, mainly depends on what we look for~ ~Several excuses are always less convincing than one.~ ~Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead.~ ~consequences of today are often determined by the actions of the past~ ~Experience is what you get when you didn'
Immm Back
immm back better then ever lol,i missed you all and i hope to talk to you soon kissess
Let's See If This Works
this is a test
Naughty America
I was just wondering if anyone has heard of "naughty america", I really wanna talk to someone who hopefully has been in them or at least knows more about them lol. If you can help send me an email, if not thanks for reading.
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Men An How They Treat Us Women
Still In That Kinda Mood.....
Episode 1
The stars shone brightly and the moon bathed the landscape with it's pale glow. Shekky (my Indian midget sidekick) and I left yet another town one step ahead of any angry mob. You would think in these modern times a nun and a pimped out midget would be welcome anywhere. Unfortunately, as we found out, this was not the case in the small unwashed hamlet of Ball Suck Arkansas. Well , truth be told, we were quite welcome by the women of this flyspeck on the map. Even Shekky was getting some play. He grumbled about the fact that she was 67 years old. But the twinkle in his eye when he talked about old widow Smith left no doubt he was not visiting her for her home made okra casserole. Just allow me a moment to clarify a few things. First and foremost although called a nun I am in actuality a large (6'4" 265lbs) heavily tattooed white man. The nun moniker is because I'll never be married and I don't sleep with men. While Shekky, at 2'6" is definitely a midget. We met in his home town o
Is Sexual Self-stimulation Wrong? February 5, 2008 by Wayne Jackson Sometimes the most unpleasant topics are worthy of addressing for the benefit of others. That is the case with the theme below. Over the past decade, since the Christian Courier website has been operative, many times I have received mail from obviously sincere people professing devout faith in the Christian religion and the conviction that the Scriptures are Gods revelation to man. But they are perplexed and troubled by their own problemsdeep problems. I would even characterize some as tormented, and especially with the problem of sexual self-stimulation (commonly termed masturbation). The word generally is defined as: Stimulation of the genital organs to a climax of excitement. I have responded to many of these requests with biblical instruction, and in so doing have become quite weary of the repetitive and disagreeable chore. From these exchanges I have drawn two conclusions. (1) There is a need to writ
Because Of You
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Contest Time - Please Follow The Link To At Least Rate!
Here is the link to my pic that is in a contest. Please rate and leave as many comments as you can. This contest will run for 2 weeks. Starts February 4 Thru February 18. Starting & Ending at 9 pm (EST) The One with the Most Comments At the End of Two Weeks Wins, Rates will equal 5 comments.
I Dont Understand
I dont understand how someone can down rate a morph esp when I get tons of 10's and 11's for it and it is done in good Taste. These guys down rated this photo these are the guys :
Morning Nonsense Spewed Out In Chaos
morning silence broken by the sounds of a strange little bird in a cage, miles and miles away from its natural habitat, now living in a family of three plus one lizard one aquarium and one dog, I wonder if it realizes it is not where it belongs.... for that matter do any of us? LMAO All I need is a bad overly priced cup of coffee and some snapping fingers! Would I fit in? tee hee
Come Bomb Me In My Contest Pleaseeeee
Ugh...will It Get Better?
well, here I am sitting at the computer feeling a little better each day. Today's complaint is just having the shakes. I must back up and and start with chemo last Thursday. It took over 5 hours at the office but I have one chemo under my belt now....only 15 more to go~! Friday I had to go back for a growth factor shot. the growth factor shot is a shot to help your bone marrow make more white blood cells that the chemo kills. You need white blood cells to fend off any infections. After that, Friday was a lazy nauseaus day and then Saturday......I slept all day~! Even with 5 teenage girls and my 5 year old son...I took my nausea med and slept the day away. My daughter's bday was this weekend and she had a sleep over....I don't remember much but no one got hurt and nothing got broken in the house....that is good~ I did find out after the fact that the noise I heard was the girls "skiing" down the stairs on pillows and blankets....again I say no one got hurt and nothing got broken
Ok things are so werid in my life that i don't even understand anymore. So i find myself looking in the mirror to find some source of strenth. I smile to myself and this damn song comes strolling through my mind ,,,,,, If you like pina' coldas,,,,and getting caught in the rain,,,,, I know silly song but hey i bet not u are thinking it too!!!!! lmao!!
Whats Up
Well I havent written anything in awhile. Maybe thats a good thing or could be bad. Recently I have came down with a severe case of "cant type worth shit". Evidently, this particular virus seems to be spreading to my friends also. Which causes everyone to believe that I'm patient zero.. Now who in thier right mind wants that title. Yes, i'll admit I am a notrious typer and speller for that matter. Im tired of giving the same old lame excues about keyboard, or lying on son, saying he was disturbing me. Really, lets face it, I suck at typing and spelling. Now heres the really quirky thing though, it has all the docs baffled. When Im typing in blog, my mistakes go down about eighty percent, and check this out my speed increases. So go figure. Now if only I had something worth talking about. I dont so if you are reading this expecting something. lmaoooooo sorry. No pearls of wisdom or righteous indignation this morning. Just a middle aged man, who's trying desperately to keep his shit
We All Need
Let there be spaces in your togetherness. --Kahlil Gibran Sometimes it is just as important to know when to leave others alone as it is to know when to talk with them. We all need to be alone at times--to think, to work out a problem, or just to be quiet with ourselves. This is especially true in families, where we're often surrounded by others. If we tune in to our other family members, we can develop sensors that will let us know when they need some time alone. Part of good communication is knowing when not to talk, too.
Give To Every Day
There will always be a reason to give up, and there will always be a reason to keep going. The question is, which reason will you choose to focus upon? Your troubles will get the best of you if you give all your time and attention to them. But you always have another choice. You can give your attention to the positive possibilities. You can choose to focus upon what's right with life. There is something you can do in this very moment to create a little bit of positive value in your world. Though it may not seem like much, just one small positive action can have an enormous impact. Even the smallest step has a clear and unmistakable direction. When you choose to take action, you choose to take control. Don't allow your life to be defined by the difficulties that come your way. For beyond them all, you have something unique and beautiful to give to every day. -- Ralph Marston
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You Don't Know How It Feels
Little Child
Little Child As a child I rubbed Dandelions on my cheek. As a child I searched for Four leaf clovers. As a child I waited on Christmas eve With youthful anticipation. As a child I ate sweet tarts With screwed up lips. As a child I never looked under the bed at night. As a child I was free to cry When crying was necessary. As a child I laughed when the time called for it. As a child I liked the food I liked And dribbled down my chin That which I didnt. As a child I feared the unknown And did not know fear. Now I am older What happened? Poet
Are You In Love
Take the Love Quiz at!Make Your Own Quiz Yes, You're In Love Yes, you've found a balance with him, you're comfortable around him, and you can be yourself around him. That's really important and is a pretty good indicator that you're in love! Giving up really important things for him is important, too. Hopefully you won't be in that situation, but if you're not sure if he's worth sacrificing certain things, then you're not sure you really love him. Giving up your friends, though, is definitely NOT one of those things, so your ability to maintain your relationship with them is really great.
Do You Write Erotica?
I know I have several friends that are really good at this so I wanted to make sure that it was seen! Let me know if ya enter! ~Father Rellik~aka~Mass~Owner & Dj @ Unholy Confessions~DBLB~N D Crew~AngelRockers R/L Man~' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-05 04:39:22'.. CONTEST STARTS FEB 1 ENDS FEB 8 AT 12AM EST FIRST 15 ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED TOP 5 WILL BE CHOSEN A PANAL OF 3 JUDGES WILL CHOOSE THE TOP 3 ENTRIES THOSE WILL BE POSTED AS BLOGS 1st PLACE- PIMPOUT IN LOUNGE AND ON FUBAR PAGE-BIG PIMPIN GIFT-10,000 fubucks 2nd PLACE-BIG PIMPIN-5,000 fubucks 3rd PLACE-2,500 fubucks TO ENTER SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE PROFILE BELOW UNHOLY CONFESSIONS@ fubar (repost of original by 'UNHOLY CONFESSIONS' on '2008-02-04 09:21:11') (repost of original by '~Father Rellik~aka~Mass~Owner & Dj @ Unholy Confessions~DBLB~N D Crew~AngelRockers R/L Man~' on '2008-02-04 09:24:57') (repost of original by 'DJ AngelRocker ~K.O.P.E.~ RL GF to
Help Her Out
{ BROWN EYES{} PLEZ RATE, FAN, ADD, & SIGN GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!@ fubar help my girl out she needs everyone too help her...her birthday is on the 11th and she wants to level so if you could add rate fan or add her she would love it so much and she wants to level up before her birthday.
A Safe City - By C51
I once lived in a city. It was a strong, safe city. It had high walls around it built in earlier times to fend off frequent attackers. The walls were strong ones and I maintained them in order to keep myself safe from hurtful things. I can't say I felt safe in my strong city but it was as close as I could get. But I was alone in my city. My city had become a prison for me. The same walls which I had built to keep out pain had also kept out good things. The things that make life worth living. While I was relatively safe in my city, I was besieged in a prison of my own making. Yet I continued maintenance on my walls. I chose the safety of a prison rather than face the dangers that lay on the outside. Even after there were no more attacks, no more attackers, I kept up my city's walls. Then one day I heard of another city. A traveler from another city had gained my trust and I gave her admittance to my city. It was the first real company I had had in a very long time. Time after time
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It Gets Weirder .....
Kinda weird lol My two lucky numbers in a row.. Guess im getting lucky soon :D Maybe im showing off the ranks too , or just Fu- booking them , if thats a word , like scrap booking. Last but not least , today ... kinda weird , all 3 in a row lol
A Lucky Man...
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Invites To Lounges ...........
Why Why Why??????????????
why is it so fucking difficult to upload pictures...i would have so many more uploaded if only the goddamn thing worked right!!!! any suggestions r welcome...
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 HAND JOB: $100 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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Diary Of Mad Marina
This last week has been a bizarre few days. I've learned that friends are breaking up, making up, getting married in mad haste, getting divorced in mad haste and another is offering her body in surrogacy to another friend. The latter, I'm not sure I could ever do. How can you carry a developing embryo to maturity and then hand it over to another? For my sister? Maybe. I doubt I ever will have to make that choice. She already has the baby making gig down pat. In fact, with the recent birth of number 4, I'd say she's well on her way to populating the entire northwest burbs of Chicago on her own. Us darn Catholics and our lack of birth control. The one who got married at City Hall, is a very casual friend. I hesitate to call him even that. I'm just not fond of him or his girlfriend/bride. Their road to their Golden Anniversary occured when her employer neglected to fill out papers to keep her working in the US. She is an Au Pair for a couple of "We can't raise our children wi
Read Here To See How To Get Fu Bucks
My friend is hosting a Happy Hour Thursday at 5pm fubar time/8pm eastern time. During that Happy Hour i will have a folder called Happy Hour with a 100 photos. If you rate all of the photos in that folder with 11's you will receive 30,000 fu bucks from me and if you rate all of them 10's you will get 10,000. When you are done private messaging me and i will check and give you the Fu Bucks. Kim`~~~Proud member of SBG Bombrs ~~~@ fubar
Mondy Was...a Monday...
Well, we have all made it to another Tuesday! YEA!! Thank you so much to all of you who have added, rated and become fans of me!!!!! My puppy is sick and it is kinda freaking me out. Poor lil' girl. It's almost time to take these kiddos to school, but I just wanted to tell everyone "Good Morning"! Much Love, Kel aka kissgrrl =)~
Fat Tuesday
Day Dreams
i day dream licking your neck and sit on your lap and knowing u are rub my back. God u are holding me close to u. when we are having sex and i can feel u inside me and the passion and desire knowing i want u more everytime , oh god donot stop.
You Dont Know How It Feels
Just Kickin' .... Literally
1000 kicks a day. If that isn't a pain in the ass, I dunno what is. And I mean that literally. My ass hurts like hell, there's only so many times you can throw a kick before you start to just short-circuit. I swear, if I didn't love the martial arts so damn much, I'd quit doing it. But my Master prescribed 1000 kicks a day, and for the last two years, that's what I've done. Hell yeah and huzzah and... ow! Now that that's over, I'm going to go take my ADHD medication and go for a quick run. Make it a good day, my friends! ~DR.N00b~
This Is 7th Time I Have Replied.get A Humanbeing To Read It
I know rules are rules so I have stopped promoting fubar at my yahoo groups and log into fubar a few times a month unlike when it was CT I logged in as often as I could.Ian === 'fubar Support' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-05 04:50:38'.. > > Dear leg: > > You have stopped collecting points because you cannot move higher than > level 10 without a salute. To continue accumulating points and move to a > higher level, please post a salute. The process is explained in the fubar > Bible section on salutes. > > > > -Family fubar >
The voices in my head are telling me to skip work and crawl back into bed. Damn voices... off to work I go... sigh
I Wont Back Down~ Tom Petty~
I Wont BACK Down Tom Petty in concert MAY 30TH 2008 VAN ANDAL ARENA AND THE PALACE ON MAY 31ST
Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Car Crash Comedy Live - Turn On Your Paltalk, New O&a Video, New O&a Podcast, New Video Online
..and we just learned that our new intern Adam has never kissed a girl and loves The MILFhunter site!... we're looking for a girl who will make out with him. EMAIL SAM WITH YOUR INFO and let us know if you're game. LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony Shooting his computer!!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS! Happy Super Tuesdee kids! Are youze all gonna get yer butts out and vote today? We sure hope so, cuz votin' be important. Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Patrice Oneal, who is going to weigh in on CAR CRASH COMEDY, where a group of young, aspiring comedians will compete to see who's a funny bastard... and who just sucks balls. You don't want to miss
Fresh Fruit Salad With Lemon Cream
Fresh Fruit Salad With Lemon Cream Prep Time: 22 mins Total Time: 22 mins Ingredients 6 ounce(s) yogurt, lemon, low-fat, such as Yoplait Lemon Burst 1 tablespoon sugar, brown 2 tablespoon sour cream, reduced-fat 1/2 teaspoon lemon peel, grated 1/2 medium melon, cantaloupe, 2 cups chopped 1 cup(s) pineapple chunks, fresh 1 cup(s) strawberries, fresh sliced 2 whole kiwi, peeled and cubed 1 tablespoon mint, fresh, chopped Preparation 1. Combine first 4 ingredients in a small bowl; cover and chill until ready to serve. 2. Combine cantaloupe and next 4 ingredients in a large bowl, tossing well to combine. Divide fruit salad evenly among 5 serving bowls; spoon lemon cream evenly over each serving. Yield: 5 servings (serving size: 1 cup fruit salad and 2 tablespoons lemon cream).
Motorcycle She pulls away, Back strong, a hint Of ivory shows Beneath her shirt. Did you know She taught herself To ride, confidant. A rose on a whirlwind. Delicate, symmetrically Perfect in body, And soul Such I love. Yet, when you, Look her in The eye, she turns away, Not sure, enigma. Silly smile, wise yet Tentative, what a mother She will be, so Many gifts to give. Pickett fence In her future, A Partner in crime, Mischievous, yet Solid foundation she offers. Her name brings forth The flowers In the spring, Blossoming. Yet when I hear the roar of any Motorcycle it says to me… The name, that speaks of life Life re-discovered in me… The ride. Poet
Need To Say More
A Daytime Nap Can Boost Memory
A Daytime Nap Can Boost Memory Send to a Friend Published: 02/01/08 FRIDAY, Feb. 1 (HealthDay News) -- A 45-minute midday nap can help boost your memory and remember facts, but only if you learned them well in the first place, a new study suggests. This type of memory is called "declarative memory" and applies to standard textbook learning and knowledge, in contrast to "procedural memory," which applies to skills. Sleep appears to help "set" these declarative memories and make them easier to recall, the researchers said. "Sleep appears to have an impact on what is learned well, but not so much when one is not motivated to learn," said lead researcher Matthew A. Tucker, a postdoctoral fellow at Harvard Medical School's Center for Sleep and Cognition. For the study, 33 people were trained with certain declarative memory tasks. After the training, 16 took a non-REM nap, while 17 stayed awake and watched a movie. Later the same day, all the participants were tested. The tests
Couch Potatoes Age Faster?
Sedentary Lifestyle Accelerates Aging Send to a Friend Published: 01/28/08 MONDAY, Jan. 28 (HealthDay News) -- People who are physically active in their free time may be biologically younger than couch potatoes, a new British study suggests. "A sedentary lifestyle increases the propensity to aging-related diseases and premature death. Inactivity may diminish life expectancy not only by predisposing to aging-related diseases, but also because it may influence the aging process itself," study author Lynn F. Cherkas, of King's College London, said in a prepared statement. The researchers looked at the physical activity levels, smoking habits and socioeconomic status of 2,401 white twins. The researchers also collected DNA samples from participants, and examined the length of telomeres-repeated sequences at the end of chromosomes in white blood cells (leukocytes). Leukocyte telomeres shorten over time and may serve as a marker of a person's biological age. Overall, the study p
Tonight I Await Thee Yet Who Are You?
tonight i await thee yet who are you? i have drank the sweet red wine and think of your lips brushing lightly against mine, i peeled silently each petal from a dozen red roses and laid them on my bed who are you? will you come? I call with a whisper I need you I want you to taste you to feel you to be with you to be in you to feel your sweat falling on my face your hair slapping, caressing your teeth slightly pulling the tenderness of my skin as we laugh the silliness of the moment yet hunger screams aloud your name yet I do not hear, who are you who are you... I want to know Poet
Consideration Waves washing upon the shore Eroding, taking substance, Swift current churning Leaving a vacancy, lost safe harbor. Asking for whats not there, from a person who needs. Is not to consider others, but shallow love of oneself. To lose, is a vacancy made. To seek that which has eroded, looks not to build, but steal, looks not to create, but destroy. The means is to replace, not ask. The solution is to understand, not demand. To love is to consider, not expect. To give unconditionally To be your friend. Poet
Penis Tax
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2007 the penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: Which one would be your tax bracket? 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
If They Never Send Me Back!
OK so like for serious i have this old friend of mine that used to tell me bout the time he flew into i think it was like minnisober and upon getting off the plane ( this wasn't one of the fancy shmancy city airports with gates and what not but one you stepped right out onto the tarmac) he was mad cause it was so cold. That was it simply, mad. I completely understand this concept cause right now where i am at i have the opposite issue.Not that i am "mad " at my current situation, Oh no it has gone way past that fucking point now. It is so completely and absolutely hot, now i don't mean that AZ, TX,or NM sort of dry "OMG it has been like 5o days since its rained"kinda heat.It has been getting into the triple digits now and thats both of the temperature spectrum as well as humidity. To coin a word from the before mentioned friend its fucking redunculoudous.It is in fact so entirely hot that i feel personally offended. Everyday i step outside the door of my room into the wonderful outdoor
Dear Abby,
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the breeze with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Sincerely, Clueless ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one! Abby
Chineese Proverbs Lol
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wif
Woo Hoo!!!!! To All My Friends And Family
I just want to wish you a happy Faschnacht day/Fat Tuesday/Mardi Gras Day...Whatever you call it..just have a great one!!!!!!! luvya!!!!MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! zoeygrl
Give us this day all that you showed me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the glory, Till my kingdom comes Give me all the stories you told me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes And they say that in our time All that's good will fall from grace Even saints would turn their face In our time And they told us That in our days Different words Said in different ways Have other meanings From he who says In our time Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the glory, Till my kingdom comes Give me all the stories you told me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes And they say that in our time We would reap from their legacy And we would learn from what they had seen In our time And they told us that in our days We would know what was high on high We would follow and not defy In our time Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the
A Good Sign!!!
SIGN IN A PHILADELPHIA STORE WINDOW - "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless America
Birthday Blues
What to do on my birthday, gonna be 27, feels like im getting old!! Dont know what to do, any ideas anyone?
OKey Dokey. Need your help, who is who? So far I got Link Hogthrob as Bo$$
I Got Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I like working with wood 2.I have more female friends than male 3. I spend to much time on 4.Im a prick at work 5.Im a big old redneck 6.I speed all the time 7.I dont have may friend due to my job.. 8.Im a republican 9.I hate being lied to 10.Im a big flirt I tagged Jenesa, CottonBlossom, Starry, Sandy and Abby
Butt Contest
Come vote on my butt. Help a girl out.
The Pupose Of A Dog(according To 6 Yr Old Boy)
A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old). Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's
Some people are like slinkies, They don't really have a purpose, But they still bring a smile to your face When you push them down the stairs.
Government Butts In Again...
Good Morning. You know me, I see something that needs attention and I go after it. What in the world is going on in Mississippi? Have you seen this article yet? JACKSON, Miss. - A state lawmaker wants to ban restaurants from serving food to obese customers but please, dont be offended. He says he never even expected his plan to become law. I was trying to shed a little light on the number one problem in Mississippi, said Republican Rep. John Read of Gautier, who acknowledges that at 5-foot-11 and 230 pounds, hed probably have a tough time under his own bill. More than 30 percent of adults in Mississippi are considered it obese, according to a 2007 study by the Trust for Americas Health, a research group that focuses on disease prevention. The state House Public Health Committee chairman, Democrat Steve Holland of Plantersville, said he is going to shred the bill. It is too oppressive for government to require a restaurant owner to police another human being from their own ind
Night With Out A Dream
Sorry guys no dream last night. For some reason my stalker decided not to invade my head. Is it wrong that I really like the idea of being stalked. This isn't the first time I've dream of a stalker. Hell, when I've had guys that seems like they are getting to the stalker level, I tease the fuck out of them. I encourage it as much as possible. I've learned not even to tell friends about it. Its just me and the stalker, just like me dreams. I love being stalked its hot. But the dream didn't come last night so I guess we'll move on to the next subject today. Do guys like talking to girls about sex? I mean we are always told that "sex" is the only thing on a guys mind. Is that true? Is the only reason you are reading my blog is to hear me talk about my ass, tits, mouth , and pussy. Are you here only to hear about my little body being used and abuse? Do all guys like young girls? Which is better bald pussy or trimmed? Is it bad for a girl to always think about sex? If i
New Versions
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb ass" ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs. For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** Georgie
Skull Crushed
FOR THE NEXT MONTH I OWN SKULL CRUSHED. HE IS A GREAT FRIEND TO HAVE. HE HAS HELPED ME OUT WHEN I NEEDED HELP. skull crushed**fu owned by "null" and "the lonely heart"@ fubar GO ADD RATE AND FAN HIM!!!!!!!!
Smart Asses
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, " Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." W
Morning Inpiration(video)
Deer Head Superstar
Ok, so the other night I was sitting on the couch with the guys and I just start laughing my ass off, I mean I was laughing to the point I thought I'd pee myself because.... I had a thought. A great thought. First, a commercial for "Pet Smart" came on and it made me start thinking about the times I took my Wolf there and how people reacted to her. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy, some were fascinated, others scared of her and I started thinking.. You never really see people in there with exotic animals (cept me, really)You usually see the normal cats and dogs. So, for my thought... (and if you're a friend of mine, you know I am random and like to do and say crazy shit to get a rise out of people) I was thinking, it would be awesome to go into Pet Smart with something so off the wall that people wouldn't know what to think. I started thinking, what would be something really cool to take in there? I can't take an Emu, giraff, camel or anything like that because... well
A Headache And A Pain In The Neck. Neurosurgical /technical Blog.
This morning I have a thumping headache, a sore face and nose, a cricked neck, a kinked spine etc. but at I am aware of it and apart from only having 4 hours sleep last night I am all right. All this because I had a real seizure and this one I know was a seizure. That is because it actually felt like one and not a hypo episode. There is a difference but I will not argue with an expert specialist - and I do not mean that in a facetious manner either, just stating a fact. Aparently I have to phone him or email him to let him know that I had a seizure. Well I do not particularly wish to do that at present because for one he cannot really do anythoing about it and two we are going on holiday to India in under two weeks so I do not wish to go on any further medication at present. Anyway, drugs do not control temporal lobe epilepsy the just dope you down. I will however write to the psycho-neurologist and let her know how things are in order that it has been noted why I taking my cu
Loved Ones
I attended a very, very sad funeral yesterday. Not that all funerals aren't sad, but usually when we attend a funeral it is for someone who has lived a very long and full filling life. This was different. My friend was taken in a tragic accident last week. He was just 25. He left behind a 23 year wife, 2 3 year old twin daughters and a 8 month old son. The minister said something very profound yesterday during the service that just made me think about all of the things I take for granted. Why does it take losing someone for us to realize that what we have??? Its so true. I came home and told the kids how much I loved them and my BF also. I called my mom and my siblings and did the same. So, my question is this: is it not because we are taking things for granted or have we just let things get so far our of hand that we don't have the time to just tell our loved ones how much they mean???
Remember Those Fu E-mails I Mentioned
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Vista -vs- Xp
Ok for those who want to know a avid PC user/gamers input on vista and xp here we go. This is my opinion based off my experiances with both OSs on the same tower. My tower is setup like this for those who think my machine is to slow or weak. CPU - AMD Athlon64x2 6000+ (3Ghz) Ram - 4 gig ddr2 800 corsair ram Vid - 1 Nvidia 8800GTS (640 mb dx 10 PCIE) HD - 2 Serial Ata300 320 gig Segate Perpendicular hard drives Asus mother Board. Ok first my thoughts on new OSs in general. Microsoft has proven over the years one fact remains, never trust a new OS untill service pack 2. This one especially at least all other OSs were built of running OSs at the time, however Vista is made from scratch. Thus i recomend you do not touch it till SP2. Vista issues... 1. it was designed with gamers in mind over everyone else. Thus the new DX10 and other things included into the OS. However DX10 most people do not know is not needed to run the new Aero Glass inviorment that Vista has in i
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Today's Quote When the solution is simple, God is answering. -Albert Einstein
When The Children Cry , In Memory Of Alijah James & Pee-jay's Daughter.
A little reminder, because we too often forget. Your child, Our Children are the future. They will are the building blocks, to creating a better place for you and I. The thing is, what kind of message are we sending the kids of today ? That it's okay to shoot some one, or steal from some one, do drugs or kill an innocent child ? Is that really the impression you want left stowed upon your child or nephew or neice ? Now is the time to take a stand, and do something about it ! Let's make this a better place for you, for myself and for the children of the future One voice alone can't act alone...It's going to take a little help from every one. Maybe this will remind you what we are all fighting for, if not....You need a serious evaluation !
I Don't Know..........
Today i dont know how i should feel. I have one of those families, on my dad's side especially that is not all. We see each other for sicknesses and funerals. There are the few family members that i keep in contact with (Meli ) and i am thankfull for them being in my life. The rest i either don't know because of distance, it doesnt help i didnt see any of them for like 12 years because of divorce.... and then the others well yea they are those family members lol the ones your like hmmm do i claim them?? lol Just kidding i love my family even the dysfunctional ones lol I have such a feeling of love and thanks for all of my family, growing up not having them has always made me want to be closer, and i have tried but with distance it can be hard. Well ok time to get to my point lol I found out today that my Aunt passed away last wednesday. I hadn't checked my e-mail until today on that account and was like whoaaaaaaaaaa. Besides the fact there was no phone call, i was floor
Wanna Own Me???
Progression Of The Harley.
In the Beginning Let There Be Harley! Motorcycles are descended from the "safety" bicycle, bicycles with front and rear wheels of the same size, with a pedal crank mechanism to drive the rear wheel. Those bicycles, in turn were descended from high-wheel bicycles. The high-wheelers were descended from an early type of push-bike, without pedals, propelled by the rider's feet pushing against the ground. These appeared around 1800, used iron-banded wagon wheels, and were called "bone-crushers," both for their jarring ride, and their tendency to toss their riders. The first motorbike was built in 1868. It was not powered by a gasoline engine, but by a steam engine. Its builder was Sylvester Howard Roper. His steam-powered bike was demonstrated at fairs and circuses in the eastern US in 1867 and did not catch on, but it anticipated many modern motorbike features, including the twisting-handgrip throttle control. There is an existing example of a Roper machine, dated 1869.
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im inviting everyone to the site above for the chance to earn some money . thank you deano
Just Friends
when we first started talking , I knew you where the girl for me, although we maybe different oppisits attract, the short time we spent together proved my instincts to be true. I really enjoy talking to you taking things slowly is for the best friendship comes first exploring other options comes next as our relationship grows. I want you to know your a wonderful girl so kind and sincere, I just want to hold you near and help chase away all your fears because you deserve the best. I like you for who you are, not who you could be not for your past although it has helped make you who you have become but for your future dont let old memories block out or take away from your hearts bright future
The Last Good-bye
Watch The Road
Effect Of Ied
Up Close And Personal
Getting attacked....
Army Basic Training
What we are trained to do.....
Looking For Advice
If there is would you contact me by private message so I can talk with you.
You hear choppers all around, you see the dirt flying up off the ground, you hear screaming in the distance, houses being blown to bits, the sounds of gunfire close by.....your body shakes and you start trembling from fear This is the sound of war, the sounds many people will never hear. I was deployed for 4 months and heard every bit of's hard for someone to imagine what soldiers go through over there. When people see me out they thank me for doing what I do, for serving, I appreciate that but every once in awhile tell me thank you for being a survivor. I am now on my way out of the Army, only God knows where I will go afterwards. I am a single dad of 3, I have a job lined up already, just need a place and I'm set. I was driving again today and another flashback came to me, this time it wasn't of Iraq, it was something different, it was me, older, my kids were teens, I was with a woman but couldn't make out who, was this a glimpse into my future? Or was it just a
For the past week I've been wondering if love is an illusion, an illusion to hurt us, to cause pain. I look back on my life so far and I have alot of regrets, drugs, alcohol, one night stands....the things I don't regret are my kids but sometimes when I sit and think where would I be today if they weren't here with me? Back in high school I did the dumbest thing possible, I was at a party and the girl I broke up with earlier in the day showed up, I was at the party with a new girl, I was coked out and drunk, felt no pain, me and her got into it bad and alot of shit happened that I am not proud of, I was told what had happened and even saw the video to it, it wasn't pretty and I scared myself. All I remember from that night is downing 2 gallons of PGA (Pure Grain Alcohol) and seeing a white light. That vision brought forth a figure, couldn't make out who it was and then it was gone, just like that. I woke up the next morning in the hospital, the doctor said I almost died from a
All Those Annoying E-mails
Does anyone else get those FU e-mails that sneek up on you while your trying to look at your new e-mails from people you know? Now I know better than to go for those dang irritating all around pain in the ass store promos that ask for your e-mail address! I had over 60 promo e-mails from one company in one week! I have decided to send out some of my own FU e-mails to the same companies via their web sites. I would share some of my Fu-tard E-mails with you, but they would deffinately be under the NSFW catagory. The next time I'm offered a store promo if they really bug me I'll give them an alias that they'll never be able to e-mail and I'll find their web sites and e-mail them 666 Fu-tard e-mails! Anyone else Know How I can get rid of them? It's starting to drive me crazy, oh wait, I'M ALREADY CRAZY!
Fuck Buddy!
THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this, send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" Dont be scared - This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies. Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is just a laugh... and you may be surprised
I Shaved ...
by RhymeFairy I shaved this pussy and lil pink rim just, for you. I feel you near. Hands gliding, mouth suckling, taking my melon whole. Inch by inch, taste buds explode while devouring me nub to sink hole. Rousing my passions, to cross the edge finding euphoria, is to be had, here. Baby, come here. Tongue bless, caress all my counterparts. Take my being all apart. Dissect me whole as I mouth out your growth, with my lips of no mercy. Demand - Command. Come inside my pearly white hide. Grace my halls, with your big, hot prick. Stick it to me. Mack out, take a bite. Feel my slithering body, bend into you as I tantalize, cannibalize your needy body of slick wet, hot simmering need.
I Am So Excited
past the state emt test. i am a emt woo hoo
just sitting here trying to find something to keep my occupied...i really have been getting annoyed with all the people that go on people's mumms and bash them how stupid and or annoying the mumm is...isn't the point of mumms to ask question on what other people think?...then people just critisize the mumm creator for it...makes no sense..who agrees?
Girls And Guys Night Out
what is love? do any of us really know what love is? im just not sure anymore. it seems to me that lovig someone and putting ur feeling out there is just not worth it at times. it just hurts to much. i am so sick of getting hurt and i am so sick of putting my heart out there just so that it gets stepped on. i have a husbend that says he loves me but treats me like shit. i have an ex that says he loves me but its a diffrent kind of love, a kind of love because we share a kid together cause we are firends. i so want someone that wont hurt me, that wont play games with my heart or with my head. why is that so hard for me to find? why can i be happy? am i that bad of a person that that i cant be happy. please someone tell me what love is because i cant tell anymore. maybe i am just not meant to find true love again. i had it once and now its forever gone. the only thing thats left is the child that we share and the momories that i will always remember. may be i should just turn gay and ore
Things You Can't Do With Just One Hand
Open jars open child proof pill bottles drive a stick shift ctrl alt delete! wash dishes wash dil*os take off snug fitting boots button buttons put on bracelets and necklaces butter toast wring out a face cloth or tea bag file your nails floss your teeth play guitar pop a pimple squeeze out shampoo clip your nails
Just A Few Things To Say....
Ok I was going to write something else here but I just dont feel like it no more! You know its been a long time since the good old days when I had nothing to worry about but what I was going to have for dinner......but those days are long gone.... now I have to worry where the cash is coming from.... I went for an inter view just a few days ago and almost the next day I get an email back saying they have all the people they need..... You know how many times I have been told this? Huh...... fuck 23 times since I moved here! Wtf is it about me that makes people thinks twice about hiring me!..... Maybe if I dressed Goth like I used to I would actually get the fucking job! Retarded fuckers!..... Ah well this is what life has made of me.... so this is how I will go.... just cos I have been knocked back dose not mean Im going to give up!..... No fucking way! It takes a hellava lot more then that to stop me!.... but Im allowed to piss am moan about it! Lmao..... Ok for the first time i
How Would You Feel.....?
how would you feel if your other was found cheating on you;by the 2 people that wanted you and your other to be together how would you react?
Cold Hearted?
Earlier today I wrote a blog about how I felt about internet relationship and if it was possably and mean time everything in the comment was good until my ex decided to say I neg... him.Before we stopped talking a week ago.My words to him was I think we need to work on things and I wasn't fu marrying him.I mean shit we was rl/gf&bf.He told me that he cared and loved me and wanted to be with me.After a week we talk.And I feel like My heart got handed to my in a brown paper bag.I turn off my shout box and when I decided to turn it back on somebody called me a cold hearted bitch cause of my finally decision.I mean shit what am I suppose to do?After a week of not talking and when we do we get into it.Plus I have been talking to somebody esle.It didn't seem right.I said we could be friends cause I feel like we never had a friendship.Shit I felt like everybody was on his side about the whole things.My friends tell me to chill out cause they would kill to be in my shoes.To have a guy that act
A Poem: What Should I Do?
When we met the night was cold, but my heart was warm with love. What should I do? You make me feel so happy after such a short time. What should I do? Your beauty lights up my day and warms my heart. What should i do? When we lay in bed I can stare at you all night. What should i do? I've only known you a short time and already I adore you. What should I do? You see other men and it kills me. Why do I stay? Everyone tells me to leave you, but i don't. Why do I stay? I want your love, but its so far away. Why do I stay? God put me in your life for a reason. But, Why, oh why do I stay? Your the love my Heart has been waiting for. But...Why do I stay?
I Walk Alone
Put all your angels on the edge Keep all the roses, I'm not dead I left a thorn under your bed I'm never gone Go tell the world I'm still around I didn't fly, I'm coming down you are the wind, the only sound Whisper to my heart when hope is torn apart and no one can save you I walk alone Every step I take I walk alone My winter storm Holding me awake It's never gone When I walk alone Go back to sleep forever more Far from your fools and lock the door They're all around and they'll make sure You don't have to see What I turned out to be no one can help you I walk alone Every step I take I walk alone My winter storm Holding me awake It's never gone When I walk alone waiting up in heaven I was never far from you Spinning down I felt your every move I walk alone Every step I take I walk alone My winter storm Holding me awake It's never gone When I walk alone Tarja Turunen ex-singer of Nightwish, from her solo ablum My Winte
Business Marketing
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Ordinary Miracle
Its not that unusual when everything is beautiful its just another ordinary miracle today the sky knows when its time to snow dont need to teach a seed to grow its just another ordinary miracle today Life is like a gift they say wrapped up in your everyday open up and find a way to give some of your own Is in it remarkable like every time a rain drop falls its just another ordinary miracle today birds in winter have there play they always make all to spring its just another ordinary miracle today When you wake up everyday please dont throw your dreams away hold them close to your heart cause we are all apart of the ordinary miracle ordinary miracle do you wanna see a miracle It seems so exceptional that things just work out after all its just another ordinary miracle today the sun comes up and shines so bright and disappears again at night its just another ordinary miracle today oh oh oh oh oh oh its just another ordinary miracle today
Bill Belichick: Sore Loser
On more than one occasion this year, Bill Belichick and the Patriots have run up the score on an overmatched opponent, and forced an opposing coach to sit there and watch his beaten team go through the motions while their heineys were being handed to them. But when the shoe's on the other foot, and Bill Belichick's team has been beaten, he can't sit there and take the pain for a few seconds. With :01 left on the clock, and his team just having failed on a last chance 4th down effort, Bill Belichick ran onto the field for a quick handshake, and then bolted for the locker room. Belichick's an important guy and everything, but I wasn't aware that the league had given him the authority to decide when games end. There's time left on the clock, his team's been humbled, outplayed, and lost their chance at history ... and Bill Belichick doesn't have the stomach to sit there and absorb the pain until the clock read 0:00. That's unsportsmanlike at best, disrespectful at least, and at
Friends With Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..
Brain Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
Tell me why people who can't take care of kids keep having them? DOes it seem kind of weird that half the time the people who love the kids can't have them but the ones who are lazy and neglectful?I mean my neighbor had her child taken away for a false report to dhs and she is a very good mother and now has to fight for her child,buut yet the one who called can't take care of her own and has a dozen reports made but she still has them.i guess life sucks but there are things that just piss me off and i believe this is one of them.have a good one.
Kid Rock Concert
So most people know by now I was lucky enough to attend Kid Rock's concert on Feb. 1. I will start off by saying this was by far the best concert I've been to ... probably ever. There was no opening act. Kid Rock opened for himself. yes, you read that correct. He opened for himself which was by far the coolest thing. While I was disappointed he wasn't signing autographs at the meet and greet, the concert atmosphere totally made that OK. I will say though, I don't remember a time when I was in a place where there more joints passed around then I can even count. I think within 30 seconds of his opening act (Rock 'n Roll Jesus) there were at least 6 or 7 joints being passed around. I believe it's a prerequisite to show up to a Kid Rock show either drunk or stoned, or both for that matter. Pop Evil rocked out after concert and let me say....I will definitely be seeing those guys again. Not only can they rock your socks off, they're an awesome group of guys. Too bad I was wa
A Long Hard Road
Help Me Freeze
I recently accepted the challenge of participating in the 2008 Polar Bear Plunge for Special Olympics Kentucky. Not only will I be freezing my tail off, but I'll be raising money for over 6,000 children and adults in Kentucky with intellectual disabilities so that they can have the opportunity to experience the joy of sports training and competition. I am asking you to help by supporting my fund-raising efforts with a donation. Your tax-deductible gift will make a difference in the lives of many! It is faster and easier than ever to support this great cause - you can make your donation online by simply clicking on the link at the bottom of this message. If you would prefer, you can also send your tax-deductible contribution to the address listed below. Any amount, great or small, helps in the fight. I greatly appreciate your support and will keep you posted on my progress. Joe
My Life Is Hell
Seeing as this is my first blog, i thought i might as well give you an insight in to my mind/life as of now. I love my wife, but she's been treating me like I'm just her play toy, it seems like all I'm here for is for her to get hugs, kisses and sex and if she's not treating me like that she's treating me like a damn 5 year old. I'm tired of it, but even though I've told her that, It doesn't seem to matter to her. It seems that all that matters to her is that i do what she asks and then just sit there compliantly and not say anything but if i do say something she gets pissed at me. I'm tired of it, but like i said, i love her and i love her so much and i don't want to screw up what i do have, because i haven't had a lot growing up, or even since I've started dating, and i don't want to lose what i have now, but I'm getting so fed up with it. I guess thats all for now.
Just Online Friends On Here, Or Can You Find More
There are so many site where people make a profile, and post info about them self. But do you think it's possible to find some one on here, or just online friends?
Prostitution Day Is Coming
V-day is just wrong...I don't see why I am suppose to "prove" my love in tangible night out on the any of those things really "prove" how much I Love someone? Think of this...68% of the people who went all out and bought expensive gifts will be with someone else next year at this time...and they will probably go all out again next how does that "prove" love? If you love me I shouldn't have to "prove" anything about my love. If you love someone you should be doing lil things all year, cards, candy, jewelry, nights out on the town...all year long...not because some retarded holiday comes along that peer pressures us into going with the crowd like a bunch of lemmings....but to just do it because you know it would make the other person feel good and bring them a bit of happiness...if I have to prove my love then we obviously have problems...Love, real Love leaves no room for doubt...and the only
What Music To Make Love Too?
You should make love to soul You like to groove, slow and steady. Throw on the James Brown and let the atmosphere envelop your lovemaking. Take this quiz at
Social Maliase"on Aids
39.5 million people are living with HIV and Aids, 4.3 million of them newly infected in the last year and it is one of the fastest growing diseases. Today it has finally received the global leadership and funding that it warrants Aids thrives where there is poverty, gender inequity, and a continuing blanket of denial,untested blood, sharing of needle's, sexual contact, and is reported to be one of the biggest factor's in the gay community. A.I.D.S. = acquired immune deficiency syndrome. A term used to describe the presence of specific infections that indicate end stage immune system breakdown. The onset of AIDS is manifested by the appearance of 2 major opportunistic infections. More than a decade into the AIDS epidemic, efforts to change sex and drug using behaviors to reduce transmission of HIV have met with limited success.Theoretical models (primarily psychological) that dominate studies of HIV risk behavior fall into two major groups: those that predict risk behavior and
Bedroom Grade
Your Bedroom Grade: A You are an expert in bed or should I say sexpert? But you're going to have to reach (around) for that A+. You are a natural in bed, and anyone that has had you brags about it long afterwards! What's your Bedroom Grade? at
Karma Prediction! - Online Karma Test Click Here! Lady, Your Karmic Alignment is: Enlightenment! Score: 23 You have a lot of positive karma, and have good intentions in life. People would normally characterize you with being a kind, sensitive giving person. Remember that by creating positive karma seeds, they will soon blossom. If you work hard enough it is capable to gain enlightenment, and maintain inner peace.
1st Blog
just arriving at the bar ready for a drink or two!!
Daughtry- Its Not Over
can we make this something good? cause it's all misunderstood (well i'll try to do to it right this time around) let's start over, try to do it right this time around it's not over cause a part of me is dead and in the ground. this love is killin me but you're the only one it's not over. we can't let this get away let it out, let it out don't get caught up in yourself let it out. let's start over well try to do to it right this time around its not over cause a part of me is dead and in the ground. this love is killin me but you're the only one it's not over. lets start over its not over this love is killin me but you're the only one it's not over
Luv Ya Guys!!
Make an on-line slide show at
Sign The Naughty Permit Please?
Another Chapter In My Story
Chapter 1 It was just noon as the man returned to town from his excursion into the woods to take care of the raiders. He had been noticing less and less since his weekly trips. There had been none to speak of this time. He was doing his best to keep the trails clear for travelers and to keep the village safe for his wife and daughter. The village was fairly small. It had one tavern, to which the man was heading. He passed by several homes; second one on the right was his, on his way. The only smithy in town was just past the homes and on the right of the town square. The tavern was just beyond that. There was a small store, a letter carrier office, and a butchers shop on the left of the square. Everyone he passed waved and said Hi to him. He would wave or nod back. He was known to be fairly quiet. This was his home and had been for the past five years. The people believed him to be a bard. Only his brother and one other, not living in this town, knew his
Misterfeet And I In The Matrix
Starring Tastyflutterby & The Footie Monster
Sts-122 Atlantis Countdown Begins Amid High Praise For Engineering Effort
STS-122 is counting down for launch, as Atlantis attempts to make a comeback from Engine Cut Off (ECO) sensor system issues that caused the delay to the mission from late last year. Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton The shuttle Atlantis' countdown began Monday for launch Thursday on a space station assembly mission. The countdown began on time at 5 p.m., setting up a launch attempt at 2:45:25 p.m. Thursday, roughly the moment Earth's rotation carries pad 39A into the plane of the space station's orbit. There are no technical problems as of this writing, but the weather remains a concern with forecasters predicting a 60 percent chance of rain from a passing cold front. The forecast improves to 80 percent "go" Friday and Saturday. Here are the latest "in-plane" launch times for Thursday, Friday and Saturday (in EST): DATE....WINDOW OPEN....LAUNCH....WIND
Show Some Fu-luv
ol' time bud,show some welcome!
Torrie Wilson's 2008 Washington Auto Show
What has she done since her days of Wrestling, Playboy pics, and T-shirt design line?? Enjoy :D New Pictures of Torrie Wilson wearing her Valentine's Day T-shirt @ 2008 Washington Auto Show - -
Http:// has officially launched. So what the heck is you say? Well, a web server hosting various TRUTH-related documentaries!!! The site gives names, descriptions, google video link, and FULL QUALITY UNCOMPRESSED DVD IMAGE FILE downloads. So check it out, and snag your DVDs today. There are also directions on how to download, unrar, and BURN these movies to DVD so you (and more importantly others) can watch them. SPREAD THE WORD:
I have all the people as friend,family and fans. I thought this is where those people help others to like level and stuff!! i try to help as many ppl as i can but i dont seem to get it in return!! Why is that? Kinda makes me sad some times!! :(
Funny site, put in your name a something naughty in there and find out what it comes up with, below is an example lol
You Are A Dream Come True
Impossible it may seem A dream has come true It's hard to describe But, it is what it seems In front of us You are the reason Of the dream come true You are there by my side Whenever I am down You hold me tight When I am weak You catches me When I fall When there is nothing to lean on I have your shoulder to lay my head on You are the answer Of every questions asked You are the lantern That lights my way when its dark You are the cure Of a broken heart You are the beginning Of every stories in my life That I'm telling my grandchildren You be a part of my life Forever and ever The eternal love Of my dream
Still Icky
i still feel like shit. cant make it any longer. caught up as much as i could. (for tonight) love yas all. hugs AP
I Bet You Didnt Kno
that there was someone out there right now, wishing they were falling asleep in your arms everynight, kissing your lips every morning and wanting to fall inlove wit u forever u kno who u r
He Is Home!!!
Well today my Husband returned home form a week in the hospital, and under going a quad heart bypass. So today begins my very long battle with helping him recover and returning to work. Thank you to all of u that have supported me thru this, and I pray u continue to help me thru his recovery. He is gonna be a hand full.
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