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The Valley ... Part 1 Second Half
The Valley by Leviticus He got off the horse and helped us both to our feet and then stepped back to take in our appearance. I don't think I have ever been this embarrassed. Here was a good-looking guy and his first sight of me was when I was naked and gagged and bound in rope. I just wanted to hide under a rock. "Are you okay?" he asked us. We nodded; I didn't dare look him in the eyes. He walked behind Melissa and undid her gag. She moved her jaw slowly once he pulled the ball out, getting it used to movement again. "Thanks" was all she could manage. The rider was looking at the gag, then at us. "You aren't in trouble, are you?" It was more of a statement than a question. I shook my head and Melissa said no. "You're just out here for fun?" "Yes," Melissa replied, "it's kinda hard to explain." The guy just shook his head. "I know all about these kinky games, and I can recognize a couple of devotees when I see them. Why don't you tell me about it?" "Er...I don't suppose y
Episode 3
As I stared open mouthed at the scene before me I noticed something odd about the seven Amish men engaged in a circle jerk around the old butter churn. To a man they all wore a different shade of pastel underwear. That was definitely against the code of the Amish. The label of the Amish butter came to mind with brand new meanings now forever tattooed onto my cerebral cortex. "Every pound of real Amish butter is made with real buttermilk, real cream, a pinch of salt and a little love." I caught sight of the pony and hurried after quickly. Thinking that it might be the most intelligent and lucid occupant of this circus of oddities. As I approached the center of town I saw a swishing tail entering the movie theater. I paid for a ticket (ponies get in free the sign said) and was accosted by a life sized blow up of Ruth Buzzy advertising The Krofft Supershow ( if you don't know I'm not telling ya) marathon. My surprise doubled when the real Buzzy was at the concession counter selling po
Talking To Your Lover
Talking to Your Lover This Valentines Day, are you hoping that your sweetheart will finally write the love song you've been waiting to hear? Or are you taking a more proactive stance - busy shopping for the language of love that is bound to communicate the depth of your true emotions? How couples talk with each other is a concrete example of differences between the sexes and the conversational styles of women and men are often polar opposites. Despite your partner's ongoing support, you may find it difficult to speak about your deepest thoughts. Sometimes, when you just want your husband to listen to how you feel about a situation, you find him intent on fixing what's wrong or finding a solution. Or when your wife asks you what you're thinking and you answer, she goes on and on so that you're sorry you responded in the first place. Research statistics show that one out of two marriages in the United States ends in divorce. And as a safeguard to this institution
Need A Ride
Im needing a ride from SE Missouri (Sikeston area) to SW Missouri (Cassvile Area) If anyone can help me out id appreciate it. I wouldnt ask if it wasnt important. If you need or want more info let me know
Sex Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
The Pain
The Pain I raised your son just like my own.... Knowing I was the only mother he had known..... Your anger and hate cannot subside.... All the hurt I feel inside..... Learning to cope with what you did..... Is like a knife being dug in...... A little boy so tender and true, What on Gods green earth did he do to you? You left him with me for a year to raise.... Not even knowing how much he prayed...... He prayed for a daddy to be there for him..... To do the simple things like learning to swim...... To work on his bike, when mom didnt understand..... Where to fix the chain or even begin....... He wanted a dad to praise his good deeds....... Tell him he did good even if he couldnt see....... I delt with the heartache of crying at night..... Him asking, mommy "Is daddy gonna come see me tonight?" I would hold him, and comfort him, and dry his tears...... All of this I done for a year...... Then when he was happy and settled in....... His new life without you was
Regular Everyday Normal Guy
Chicken Dipp .. Yummy
I guess I should have posted this in time for the Super bowl but .. its something to enjoy anytime youd like something just a lil different .. Chicken Dip. Depending on how much you'd like to make You can adjust the items to add more ... 1 large can of chopped chicken 1 bag shredded cheese 1 med sized bottle of Ranch Dressing 1 8. oz.cream cheese and Hot sause .. to your taste put them all together and mix the hell outta them .. I use my lil hand mixer but i guess you could mix it anyway you'd like .. Then once fully blended and mixed .. put it in your crock pot till warm .. Grab some Dippin Chips I like the lil ones that look like bowls ( ive no clue what the name is ) .. and Dip away ! I know when i first heard all the things goin in i was like Ummm Yuck ! . but i gave it a try and its Delish ! Hope you like :) .. Hugs Wen :)
Are You A True Friend?
Okay Well I Have Almost 1000 friends, but I spent to only a handful of them, I try to rate everyone, and when they are in a contest, or need ot level up, i try to do what I can and it seems to always go unappreciated and when I need something done most of you do nothing to help me out. So what I wanna know is who really wants to be my friend and who jhust added me for the points? if you just added me for the points, just delete me now. i am here to make true, loyal friends. I will give you all til over the weekend to write me and then I am gonna start cleanin out my friends. Hope to hear from you all.
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.FATHER OF 3 2.4 GRANDKIDS 3.ONE SON IS A RANGER IN THE US ARMY 4.DAUGHTER IS A DRUG SALES REP. 5.OTHER SON WORKS FOR A WINDOW AND SIDING CO. 6. LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 7.FOLLOW THE YANKEES, AND PACKERS 8.BIG SOONER AND SHOCKER BASEBALL FAN 9.ENJOY MEETING DIFFERENT PEOPLE 10.I'M SINGLE TAGGED TERESA,LORI,MYSTIC,JEN,DAWN
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Hottie Contest!!!
Omg a Cutie w/a Booty in a contest come on guys you know you wanna come vote for me click the link and leave a couple comments thank you for all your support much luv greatly appreciated *hugs* href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?
New Recruiter
PLEASE GO AND WELCOME OUR NEWEST RECRUITER TO THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD ♥MsBratt♥@ fubar
So Called Friends
there is this friend that i thought i had and well guess i dont anymore ya know its like i am so tired of being nice to some people and all you get is shit on in the long run ya lend your heart out to people and they just all of a sudden get tired of ya and its like you dont matter anymore..a persons feelings isnt something to play with people shit atleasst have the balls enuff to say hey get lost...ya know what i mean?
Massachusetts
Dude! You're 42% from Massachusetts! Dude. We gotta talk. Not bad, but there's a chance we'll still make fun of you behind your back. It's just what us MA people do to tourists. :pHow Massachusetts are you?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
Contest Help
Friend of mine nees help winnin a Hottie Contest so if you'd please leave just a few comments that all she needs. If u wanna leave more then by all means. Thanks everyone!! SUPERMAN
Too Cool
TOO COOL. I HAVE BEEN HERE two days and I am up to level 5 ! created my first mumm, and cant wait to be able to make my own lounge! gonna take a while, it is almost like Dungeon and Dragons role playing game in the sense that the higher you go up in levels the more it takes you to increase each level! Man !! there are SO MANY NICE People here that I can only conclude that is the main reason I have run into so many jerks on the internet; you are keeping all the cool people in here!!! LOL I like the lounges and the way people welcome you when you come in. Oh yeah, BTW if I came in your Lounge Last night and said 'hi everybody' twice and sat there for 5-10 minutes waiting for a response, DO YOU THINK I will be back, (if i liked the music) well maybe but it will probably be an accident lol! Bottom line is greeters are Great! It avoids uncomfortable stagnation in the chatroom I have encountered before. hey this is feedback! I wasnt planning on doing a FEEDBACK BLOG! OH WELL i got
A Lesson That Should Be Taught In All Schools
A lesson that should be taught in all schools!* *Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks. Looking around, confused, they asked, 'Ms. Cothren, where're our desks?' She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me what you have done to earn the right to sit at a desk.' They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.' 'No,' she said. 'Maybe it's our behavior.' She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior. And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. By early afternoon television news crews h
Liverpool Wives (humor)
Liverpool Girls Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do the dishes and all the cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away. James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table. The third man said the he had married a girl from Liverpool. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see
10 Random Things About Me
1- I'm left handed but bowl right handed 2- I am the middle child 3- Also a Army Brat 4- I hate peas 5- I snore 6- I'm only 4'10 7- I'm very impatient 8- I have a bad temper 9- I do not drink 10-I am a great cook
Pickup Line . .
Pickup Line . . Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.' Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, ''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'
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Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a Mother, wife, daughter and sister! 2. I have one wonderful daughter! 3. I live in Massachusetts and have my whole life. 4. I'm a avid Red Sox and Patriots fan! 5. I drive very fast! 6. I have two dogs and one Grand~Dog. 7. I have wonderful friends and family. 8. I only drink Pepsi, and yes I hate coke! 9. I don't drink or do drugs! 10. I love to travel! I TAG SLIPPERY: Joe, Traci, Jessica, Johnny and Cubs Fan!
*cheer*
i'm gainfully employed again!! the company that i was working for has landed a million-dollar contract with one of our larger customers, so they can afford to make payroll again. they called me, wanting me to come back. i start on monday. it's a good feeling.
Can You Fly?
oh so swt yet so devine all Angls Fly upward in due time with one wing i may not hide guideth me to my truth devine,passions are us in surly tepmtation is why but angls are forever an thats my high!!31 one is my number yet saving grace i do plunder up in the sky i found you with my heart soarin so true grace yet passion i lift to the never endin love i cherish for thee.Anglsr forever as i am ur wings captivate me....
My Family And Friends-
as some knows we have til monday morning to be out of apt we live.seems paying rent each month does no good if they dont pay the bank lol.but we havent found a place yet and im not sure what we are going to if we dont by monday.but i not sure as of mon how long i will be off line.i will miss you all i know that.but if anyone wants my cell num shout at me.i have free long distance and minutes if you want i can call.but just pray we find a place and ill be back asap.love you all.prayers for you all
Ferret Scales Dream
SO it started off at my dads house with me and my brother and one of his friends trying to get into the house cuz it was locked and no one was home. We were making a human ladder and trying to get into this window. I was just about to open it and I saw the this lady inside walk by right in front of me and start walking thru a wall and I freaked out and fell. Just then my dad and step mom came home and I was telling everyone what I saw and so we all decided it would be a good idea to use a Ouija board. So we go into the library and close the door and the curtains and light candles and start playing with the Ouija board and the candles go out and the lady appears floating above us, on fire with crazy medusa snake hair and starts spitting all these fire balls around the room and the house catches on fire but I escape out the window. I dont know what happened to everyone else cuz I just left after that. I started walking down the freeway, in the middle of one of the lanes. I saw this li
Poop And Zombie Dream
K so I was at my moms house where they were having a party and I had to poop SO bad. So I went to the bathroom and pooped. And i thought I was done so i wiped and flushed and started to pull up my pants and OH MAN! I still had to poop, so I sat back down and I just could NOT stop pooping. It filled up the whole toilet and i kept trying to flush so it wouldnt overflow but it got clogged and i was freaking out cuz poop water was going ALL over the floor and I kept scooping it and throwing it back in the toilet but it just kept coming out and I still had to poop so my stomach was hurting and it started to fill up the bathroom and go out of the bathroom under the door and i was soaking wet and covered in poo and finally I was like fuck it and i jumped in the shower and took off my clothes except for my bra and underwear (yes in my dreams i wear underwear) and I was showering off and the toilet was STILL spitting out poop water and there is a window in the shower, and a hand BREAKS thru an
Please Help Me Out
I'm currently in a giveaway contest for some fu-bux and possibly a blast! But I need the rates and comments of my fu-fam/fans/and friends!!! Plz drop by the link and show me sum luv!!! Rates = 5 points each. Needs at least 2,500 points to win any fubucks. 1st to 10,000 points gets a 7 day blast too.
Bored Out My Mind
It's Friday and I am so bored. I cleaned my house and now I don't have anything to do. I need to people to hang out with. lol. I try calling up people but nobody will answer there phones. what good is a cellphone if you don't answer it. Well if anybody has any good ideas on what to do let me know.
Please Help My Friend Out And Comment Her
Tabatha needs 50,000 comments please help her out, she is an awesome gal luve ya girl. thank you. it starts at 8 pm
Give Away
YEAH YEAH YEAH.... I'M IN A GIVE AWAY!!! COULD YOU COME GIVE ME SOME HELP.. HERE IS THE LINK! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1087743&albumid=0&i=3044505925&idx=2 IF YOU DONT HAVE MARK ADDED AS A FRIEND, YOU WILL NEED TO.. THANK YOU ALL!!! HUGS & KISSES MANDY scsweetie
Random Facts About Me...
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have OCD with my how I have my makeup, purse, and dresser set up, lol. Its weird, LOL. 2. My purse, shoes, socks, panties, and bra have to match what I am wearing, at all times, LOL. 3. I have a festish for guys in the United States Military! 4. I am bisexual, but have not been with a woman since 2003 :( 5. I talk, and text my fuhubby Craig for hours everyday on the phone. 6. I have my nipples pierced, and I love them. 7. I do not have any tattoos. 8. I can shop everyday if I could! 9. I change my mind all the time about whether I want to become a mommy or not. 10. I hate when people have t
Pu$$ycat Playmates
Welcome to my page, I am a Bottom B*tch for the Pussycat Playmates. Please go to the website and give all my sister Playmates and brother Pimps the same love you give me. All of my Pu$$ycat sisters and brother Pimps are in my family and friends section so they are easy to find. Thank you in advance for your love. abracos e beijos Mistress TigerDove
Sts-122 Atlantis Completes 1st Of 3 Heat Shield Inspections.
STS-122 Atlantis completes 1st heat shield inspection- Feb. 8th, 2008. Atlantis is ready to dock to ISS 11:34 a.m. EST Feb. 9th 2008. DOUBLE CLICK FOR FULL SCREEN PLAY 8 Feb. 2008 The seven-member crew of STS-122 on board Space Shuttle Discovery is ready for Saturdayss rendezvous and docking with the International Space Station. The STS-122 crew members completed Friday's scheduled inspections of Space Shuttle Atlantis heat shield around 3:00 p.m. They used Atlantis robotic arm and an attached boom extension to check the spacecrafts underside, nose cap and leading edges of the wings as well as hard to reach shuttle surfaces. The inspections are performed to check if any damage occurred to the heat shield during the climb to orbit that began when Discovery lifted off Tuesday from Kennedy Space Center, Fla. Over the next few days, engineers and flight controllers will analyze the data collected by the STS-122 crew. STS-122 Atlantis Mission Schedule. Time
Guilty Pleasures
We all have them.....but how often do we share them? Is it a 3 some? A more some? A secret crush? A stolen kiss? An alcohol induced night of passion? Is it the temptation of pleasure from someone you know you shouldn't be with? A hidden fetish? What's your guilty pleasure???
My First Contest
My First Contest!! Come help make my valentines day better!!! Leave me as many comments as you can, any little bit helps and it will be so appreciated!!!! Contest Starts tonight at 8pm (fubar time) and will run for 1 week...yes 1 week....most comments wins...please come help me win the first contest Ive ever entered!!! Go by and show the host of this contest lots of love too!!! Thanks in advance to all that help me!!! Heres the link to the pic http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=661564&i=1981943846 Heres the link to the host of the contests page!! ~Dragonphyre~StalkertoBob(NINfan)~CertifiedGILF~*QueenTease*FUownedByta-tas@ fubar
Devlin's Bday
Well, i have been without him for 4 years and i have dealt with not seeing him on his most special day of days, but this time it is much, much harder... He is just across town instead of 6 hours away. I can't see him because the retarded 'sperm donor' says he talked with devlin about me being behind on child support cause i was out of work for 2 months over the holidays. He talked devlin into saying that he didn't want to see me till i was caught up. I have been working my ass off all week trying to find another job, pretty close to being a stripper for a weekend or two till i find something... but really don't think i look good enough and how do you dance like that anyway? I just don't think i'm sexy enough, oh well... we shall see what the remainder of the day holds for clumsy and silly old me... think about me today!!!
Hottie Contest
come and help out a friend in a hottie contestheres the link she is the last picture name is cutie with a booty http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1567987&albumid=845864&i=176118140&idx=19
Hottie Contest
Omg a Cutie w/a Booty in a contest come on guys you know you wanna come vote for me click the link below and leave a couple comments thank you for all your support much luv greatly appreciated *hugs* Thanks Hottie Contest Host!!!
Pre-booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")is entered into on the ____day of________, by____, between ____and _____. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it was very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner and drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9:00 p.m.- we dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit- only sex allowed. 5. No emtional discussions (i.e. Where are we headed with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so dont ask. 6. No plans made in advance- thats why you are called the "backup;" unless you are from out-of-town, then its a one-time advanced agreement. 7. All gifts accepted- money is always good. 8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparessions with former l
Military Men
all in all i love them have been with two friends with many no matter what they are all around protecting me from the dangers i said id never go military again but i was wrong loving a civilian just doesnt feel right actually kinda hard to do keep fallin for my military men they seem to catch my eye as if im a magnet and i attract them without trying now i want me a military man one i can trust one that wont lie cheat or hurt me even when hes gone i want to be able to trust him all i want now is a faithful man but more importantly a faithful military man
Bomb Me Please..1st Contest
HELP ME PLEASE!! I am in my first bombing contest. Please bomb my picture!!!!
Winter's Mist
Winter's mist recessed deep within my mind. The mystery of simplicity...solitude One can only imagine the darkness within. Emotions...lost, buried deep inside, blanketed by fear... until you. Like spring, you have awoken warm feelings thought lost amongst the coldness of my heart. Your words... demanding yet honest. Your touch... so simple, yet complex. Your wants... as open as mine. Revealing... a delicate beauty, thought lost long ago. Like spring... a new beginning.
Beautifully Broken..
Eventually all the pieces will fall into place, until then? Laugh at the confusion, live for the moment and know that everything happens for a reason. Somewhere along the course of life, you learn about yourself and realize there should never be regrets, only a lifelong appreciation of the choices you've made. It's not where you came from; it's where you're going. It's not what's on you, but what's in you. It's not what you're driving; it's what drives you. It is not what you are but what you are willing to make of yourself. If nothing changed, there'd be no butterflies. Life is chaos; chaos is life. Control is an illusion. Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years ahead. These are the days you will wish to be able to live again even if it were only for a brief moment. It's funny how one moment can change your entire life. It's scary how decisions we make today can come and haunt us for the rest of our life. Sometimes you have stop
Would You Like To Own Me?
Auction runs from Friday Feb.8th thru Feb. 22nd (7 pm pacific time/9 pm cst/10 est) Heres the link to bid on me This is what i have to offer~! Rate stash during HH Rate pics during HH Fu-Owned in name Fu-Owned by bidder's name in name Salute pictures: SFW Pimpouts: on page, in blog, in bulletins Add to family during "owned" time Top Friend during "owned" time Crush during "owned" time daily fu-gift daily comments keep you sh!tfaced Yahoo Messenger name tags of your name Pictures taken ONLY for them SFW 50 11s per day for 1 month(as long as i still have my VIP) Here are some of the things i can make (for you)
The Inner Battle
Breathing is such a hard thing to do, When your caught in between these two. Love and dispair, Nothing could compare. ~ Love never ending to this day, I can not fight it or hide it in any way. My heart ripped from my sleeve again, Unable to remember how it all began. ~ Hiding behind this wall of stone, Knowing i will once again be left alone. My hand reaching for yours but you cant see, All of the pain this is causing me. ~ Another love so far away, Still i can not excape for even one day. The already shattered heart can not take, If this is all one big mistake. By: Emily "Emmy" Delaine LeMay 1-18-08 Comment | Copy This
*love Forever Unknown*
*Love Forever Unknown* My head is spinning an i dont know what to do, Im so confused about this love i have for you. My heart is splitting in two, What is it you want me to do? I hope one day i might, Be done with this stupid fight. Do you even know what you want from this? What is your fantasy of bliss? I dont even know who you are, You are so fake, we all know by far. Being so confused with all of this, Not having a clue of bliss. What all do you really know about me? All of my information is right here and free. What do you even care about? or is your head just full of doubt? Walk away now before we are in too deep, Dont make this promise, if its one you cant keep. By: Emily "emmy" Delaine LeMay 1-20-08
Harleys And Hearts?
Ahh yes...skins. Have some new ones, as does Tik. I ask that you RESPECT the fact that codes take literally hours and hours of work, not to mention the graphics. Removing someones name from a skin code, does not make it yours. Codes are like fingerprints...no two people have the same ones. We share freely. We ask that you leave the coder names in ANYONEs codes...not just ours. :) Without further adieu...the latest installments. Skins For Help Ripping Skins...Check out my Step By Step FuBar Support Blog http://fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 ************************************************** Car/What Dreams Are Made Of ************************************************ Achmed The Dead Terrorist/Transparent (you need to download Ghost Bayou font) ********************************************** Achmed II (still need the ghost bayou font) ********************************************** Piratess Skin ***********************************
Dynamic! Dirty South's "beast On The Block"
So, I love this track by Florida's home grown up and coming rap superstar, Dynamic. "Beast on the Block" mixes the mainstream static we all love with dirty south culture. Dynamic has been featured on BET and has saturated himself within nationwide college campuses. I've even heard him on my XM and Sirius satelite radio. This artist is making some big moves. Seriously, it's fierce!! To listen, go to www.dynamicmuzik.com or http://www.myspace.com/dynamicmuzik07 If you don't know, now you know.
Almost
Clever Trick I'm trying not to think about you You just let me be... My Luckless Romance Your back is turned on me, my back is turned on you I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost Lovers always do We walked along a crowded street You took my hand and danced with me Images and when you left you kissed my lips You told me you'd never ever forget I never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me My Lover My Dream I cannot wake up in the morning without you on my mind so you're gone and I'm haunted and I bet you are just fine Do I make it that Easy to walk right in and out of my Life? I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost Lovers always do
You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop
You could have heard a pin drop You've got to love these!! When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return. You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and
Where Do Babies Come Out?
Where Do Babies Come Out? > > > A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" > > "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. > > "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
Lucky
Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't and may decide you need one. Mary and her husband Jim had a dog, Lucky. Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box. It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease...she was just sure it was fatal. She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A thought struck her...what would happen to Lucky? Altho
Want To Be My Valentines?
Valentines Day Is Soon Approaching, Do You Have A Date? What would make you a great valentines date for me? Let Me Know ~ And Maybe We Can Make Valentines Day A Special Day For Each Of Us! imikimi - Customize Your World The winner will be chosen the day before valentines:)
Wasted Time
of all the years i wasted on you only to find your love wasn't true those countless nights i spent in your arms praying god would keep you safe from harm through all the pleas i could not see, that your love was slipping away from me. you held back,never to show the emotion you wanted to let go. when you were sick i would nurse you gladly i was in love with you so,so, madly i would have given my life to stop your pain when you hurt,my tears would fall like rain. did i not love you long enough? did i not love you strong enough? whatever the reasons,please tell me i'll do anything to have you here again with me i never wanted to lose your love you were my angel sent from above but since you've gone,my pain increases my heart is in a million pieces the love i feel for you will never die i never wanted to say goodbye so now you have heard my plea my spirit is broken beyond reprieve i hope you find happiness in everything you do but i will go on forever onl
A Daddy's Love
i feel the love within me,and it is all just for you. watching you coming out,i held my breath for you. when you cried for the first time, i cried along with you. ten fingers, ten toes, my heart belongs to you. they wipe you clean and put you in mommies arms. you were so happy and content will all the love and charm. and i held you for the first time, and i was as proud as i could be. cause there is no one in this world who will love you more than me. i lie you down in my arms and rocked you until you fell asleep. i know right now from this point on,your love i'll always keep. rest your head my dear tomorrow is anew. goodnight my darling daughter ,daddy loves you.
Faded Picture,faded Heart
a faded picture of you is all i have left to hold on to. its been so long since we said goodbye and all i do is sit and cry. i keep praying that one day i will see the day you come running back to me. but all i hear is silence through these hallowed halls, and i have became a prisoner behind these four walls. one day will come and that day i will know, that even though i love you so, i'll have to let you go.
Thank You
You were there when I Needed a shoulder to cry on the Friend I can rely On you mean more to me then you will ever know you Know the pain Im not willing to show For the passion you have shown me I don't know what to say I owe you a debt I cant repay your more then a lover, More then a friend your helping heal wounds, even time couldnt mend Thank you for your kind words and your willing Ear i can share all of myself with you, without fear Thank you For setting me Free I hope one day to see what you see You are an angel, Im a demon by your side through Heaven and Hell you have been my guide I have never spoken these words soo True I love you my Friend THANK YOU
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term mem
B/f -g/f App.
Ok this is an application to see if you are b/f- g/f material. PLease answer all questions and do so by private message. 1. Last name 2. First name 3. How tall 4. Hair colour 5. Eye colour 6. Age 7. Location 8. Male or female *just curious* 9. What do you enjoy doing 10. What kind of music do you like 11. What kind of movies do you like 12. What kind of food do you like 13. What do you look for in someone 14. What is your favorite part of the body 15. Do you consider yourself sane *lol* 16. Put anything else you think I should kow to consider you.
Betryal
You have no clue what you have done to me If I have my way you will never see anger and pain I no longer show the true me you will never know You told me you loved me, just another Lie for you I have no more tears left to cry You said you loved me and had no fear Just more of your lies I was willing to hear No more games, I don't have the time thats the last time I put my heart on the line I no longer have the strength to fight as much as it hurts, I know I'm doing whats right I wish you could see what you lies have cost but in the end your the one that has lost now that I'm done with my rhyme your nothing but a memory lost in time I have cut you out of my life like a festering wound with a dull knife No longer willing to hurt, No longer willing to cry As much as it Kills me,I have to say Goodbye
Freedom.. Soon..
some of my friends already have gotten this via messenger.. but to those of you that have not... hello... just thought i would say hello and let you know i will not be online for sometime... i will be moving and such trying to get me together again...i will try and get my service up and running as soon as i can... til then take care. oh and i miss you. i forgot to mention that my service will be cut off today due to the move.. hope to talk to you real soon xoxoxoxox
Help Her Win
Lies We're Told About Sex
Lies We're Told AboutSex By Cory Silverberg, About.comThe messages we receive about sex from our parents, the media, and our educational, social, and religious institutions tend to be contradictory, and often downright false. One way to combat the lies we're told about sex is to start cataloguing them. Below is a very incomplete list of some of the biggest lies we're told about sex. Sex is genetic: It's the puppet-master and we're lucky to be getting our strings pulled now and then. Because procreation is tied to our species survival, evolutionary scientists and pop psychologists alike argue that the most important understanding of sexuality is the one that links our sexual behavior to procreation. Thus we are told that male sexuality is voracious and dangerous, that female sexuality is a side effect of the need for women to have babies, and that the psychological, emotional, and spiritual aspects of sexuality are not as important as the genetic ones. There is clearly a genetic com
The Raver Manifesto
The Raver Manifesto: Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology. Our religion of choice is music. Our currency of choice is knowledge. Our politics of choice is none. Our society of choice is utopian though we know it will never be. You may hate us. You may dismiss us. You may misunderstand us. You maybe unaware of our existence. We can only hope you do not care to judge us, because we would never judge you. We are not criminals. We are not disillusioned. We are not drug addicts. We are not naive children... We are one massive, global, tribal village that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself. We are The Massive. One Massive. We were first drawn by the sound. From far away, the thunderous, muffled, echoing beat was comparable to a mother's heart soothing a child in her womb of concrete, steel, and electrical wiring. We were drawn back into this womb,
Wtf
want to know when will something go right for me? i mean god damn i work so fucking hard.... and i know at times i can play just as hard as i work.... but for fuck sakes everybody needs a break. but the began of this year as been the rockest so far... and i don't see it getting any better. i been what do you do listen to you heart to your head.............. ?????? I know what my head is telling me to do but my stupid little black heart is saying something else...........
Life In General
Ever been walking along, minding your own business, when out of fucking no where life in all her evilness comes and punt kicks you in the cunt/nuts(which ever applies to you)? You automatically grab said cunt/nuts, scream, drop to the ground, and assume the fetal position with tears streaming down your face thinking "Why me God?"(Buddah, Jehovah, Satan, or who ever you chose to worship) Well this has been my week. I have been taking my antidepressant like clockwork every night before I go to bed and only missed one night, but this week has been brutal. I cry like 10 times a day for no reason at all, have become "A morbid bitch" so elequently put by one of my Fubar friends, and honestly if it were not for my kids I would have slit my wrists. I am not shaking this off like I usually do. Could my meds not be working anymore? I've been on them for like a month or so.
Special Occasions
A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.' He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. 'She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on, was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died. He turned to me and said: 'Never save something for a special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion'. I still think those words changed my life. Now I read more and clean less. I sit on the porch without worrying about anything. I spend more time with my family, and less at work. I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through. I no longer keep anything. I use crys
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Tag... You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I don't always follow the rules. 2.I like science stuff 3.I have my US Coast Guard License 4. I am an executive chef. 5.I have lived in the South for 17 years but still sound like a Jersey Boy 6.I love animals 7.I suck at karaoke!! 8.I l am addicted to caffeine 9.I hate cold weather 10. I have undiagnosed A.D.D. I have tagged:don't know yet!
Mystic Illusionz " Special " Downloads
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Why Do Women Cry?
Why Women Cry**** A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave Her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave Her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue w
You Knw When Your A Raver When
YOU KNOW YOUR A RAVER WHEN ? The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum of how many times you've blinked since Friday night. ? You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a comercial for "E News" ? You navigate your way around the city by using 24h petrol-stations as landmarks. ? You can't pass a warehouse, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, etc without getting that far off look in your eye and saying "Wow, what a great place for a rave!" ? You're willing to spend $30 on a ticket for an event you might not even get into, $50 for something that might be asprin, but you're not willing to part with $2 for a bottle of water. ? You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings. ? Almost every letter of the alphabet has a different meaning to you. ? You forget about your dream of becoming a Doctor and start to wonder what it would be like to be a cartoon character... ? You are dead against drinking alcohol, but will snort ho
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I Wish You Enough
I got this in an email today and thought it was sweet... Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in thier last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, 'I love you and I wish you enough'. The daughter replied, 'Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom'. They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, 'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?'. Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?'. 'I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral,' she said. 'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you
Be My Valentine
BE MY VALENTINE? ***************** I'M LOOKING FOR A VALENTINE TO SHOWER WITH LOTS OF LUV. WILL YOU BE MINE? I'M OFFERING COOL STUFF TO THE WINNING BIDDER. CLICK ON MY PICTURE TO FIND OUT WHAT I'M OFFERING: SEE BELOW FOR COMPLETE AUCTION RULES & DETAILS. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY AND WONDERFUL UPCOMING WEEKEND! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~♥~Misbehavin2~♥~ @ fubar RULES OF THIS AUCTION PER AUCTION HOSTESS: (SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY) PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID! 1. NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. 2. THE CONTESTANTS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. 3. ALL BIDDERS MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE 4. MINIMUM BID IS 200,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CEILING ON MAXIMUM BIDS. BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. GRAPHICS, SALUTES, PERSONAL PICS, ETC ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED. REAL GIFTS, SUCH AS VACATIONS, DINNERS, ETC. ARE REAL AND VALID BIDS,
Raspberry Chocolate Heart Tart
Raspberry Chocolate Heart Tart You won't believe how easy this beautiful raspberry chocolate tart is to make. Make someone feel special today. Serving: 8 Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Total Time: 25 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 purchased refrigerated pie pastry for 9-inch pie 1 cup (6 ounces) Nestl Toll House Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels 2/3 cup Nestl Carnation Sweetened Condensed Milk 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2 cups raspberries, rinsed and dried Sifted powdered sugar DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 425 F. 2. Place pastry circle with plastic removed on lightly floured surface; roll out slightly. Trim small amount of pastry away to form heart shape. Place heart on ungreased baking sheet. Turn edges under 1/2 inch; flute. Prick pastry with tines of fork. 3. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes or until golden brown. Cool completely on baking sheet on wire rack. 4. Microwave morsels and sweetened condensed milk in medium, microwave-safe bowl on HIGH (1
A Woman
Be very careful if you make a woman cry,because God counts her tears.The woman came out of a man's rib.Not from his feet to be walk on.Not from his head to be superior,but from the side to be equal.Under the arm to be protected,and next to the heart to be loved.
Ensign: Depth
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 8 February 2008 Throughout the Christian church two days ago, the season of Lent began. It culminates in Easter Sunday which this year falls on March 23, the second earliest date that Easter itself can possibly fall on. (At the opposite end, the latest an Easter Sunday can take place is April 25.) There's a not-so-weird formula for calculating this, pretty much since the fourth century A.D., it's been the Sunday after the first full moon on or after the day of the vernal equinox. And even THAT'S complicated, since the vernal equinox for this part of the year -- when day and night are equal -- is always March 21. If that explanation doesn't confuse you, hey, you're smarter than I am and that actually doesn't take much! I hi
Cherries Darlette
Cherries Darlette This is a great custard and berry dessert. Experiment with your favorite fresh (or frozen unsweetened) berries! Serving: 8 Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 45 minutes Total Time: 60 minutes INGREDIENTS: 3 cups cherries, pitted 3 large eggs 1 1/4 cup milk 1 tsp. pure almond extract 2/3 cup sugar 3/4 cup Unbleached All-Purpose flour DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat the oven to 350F. Thoroughly grease a 9 inch pan. With a mixer, beat the eggs until foamy. 2. Beat in the milk and the extract. 3. Add the sugar and beat until it's well incorporated. 4. Add the flour slowly, beating well after each addition to break up any lumps. 5. Place the fruit in the prepared dish and pour the custard batter over it. 6. Bake for 45 minutes. 7. A cake tester inserted into the center should come out clean. 8. Serve warm or at room temperature. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: Based on individual serving. Calories: 200 Total Fat: 2 g Carbohydrates: 38 g Protein: 5 g
Chicken Ricotta
Chicken Ricotta Cheese & chilis make this Chicken stand out! Serving: 4 Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Total Time: 50 minutes INGREDIENTS: 2 whole boneless skinless chicken breasts 1 medium onion, sliced 2 peppercorns 2 cans green chilis, drained and rinsed 1 1/2 cup part skim ricotta cheese 1 1/2 cup Monterey Jack cheese 1 15-ounce can tomato sauce Salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS: 1. Combine chicken, onion, peppercorns in med. skillet with water to cover. Simmer over med. heat till chicken is just cooked (8-10 min.) 2. Preheat oven to 375F, butter bottom of 8x8" baking dish. 3. Arrange 1/2 the chiles, 1/2 the Ricotta, 1/2 the Jack to cover in layers. Place chicken mix over that, then salt and pepper. Spread remaining Ricotta over chicken, then remaining Jack. Top with chilies, pour tomato sauce over top. 4. Bake about 20 minutes till heated through. Cut into fourths and serve. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: Based on individual servi
Quick Pasta With Vegetables And Garlic Sauce
Quick Pasta with Vegetables and Garlic Sauce Perfect for entertaining! Use half and half instead of cream to reduce the calories, or indulge in this rich dish. Serving: 4 Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 110 minutes Total Time: 125 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 lb pasta shells 4 tbsps olive oil 1/2 cup finely chopped onion 4 minced cloves garlic 1 chopped small eggplant or 1 1/2 cups fresh broccoli florets (or a combination totaling about 1 1/2 cups) 1 grated carrot 1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper Salt and pepper 1/2 cup half-and-half or cream 1/4 tsp nutmeg 4 tbsps chopped fresh parsley Grated Parmesan cheese (optional) DIRECTIONS: 1. Cook pasta shells according to package directions. Drain well and set aside. 2. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. 3. Add onion and garlic to skillet and cook for about 2 to 3 minutes. Add eggplant or broccoli (or both), then carrot, red pepper and salt and pepper to taste. Stir and cook over low heat until
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Tag You're It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I play the fiddle. 2.I play and own three guitars...including one electric Gibson which i LOVE... 3.I have a Yorkie-Maltese named Dude who is like a child... 4. I AM as innocent as I look. 5.I don't have an accent-- you do! 6.I love the ocean and am a certified scuba diver. 7.I kick ass at karoke!! 8.I love coffee...I drink way too much of it. 9.I have never been Miss Mississippi - despite what my name here is. My girlfriends call me this because they say I'm always "made-up"...which is not true...I go without makeup lots! 10. I care about the inside of people way more than the outside..... I have tagged:don't know
Phase 2
I felt the love inside my heart, I saw the future the joy I sought.... I felt the love I thought would last, Yet another chapter in my pass..... I played my part and o so well, Like victoria secret, I was under a love spell... I fanticized so vivaciously, My heart would beat harmoniously..... How Could This Be? It'll never appeal...I'm falling in love & I know That it's real... "I have to hide, Keep it bottled inside,Is there something really there? Does he even care? Is it just lust? Do I have his trust?" I want you to feel me inside & out, Get deep in my mind...know what i'm truly about.... Learn all of my secrets and my deepest fears, learn about my childhood and what i've experienced these years.... My fear of loving cause my family never gave me that, my many motivation and the reasons why I slack..... The things that make me laugh, and why i'm happy all time... Why I learned to hustle, turn a nickle to a dime.... The PAIN is not the stuggle, it's
The Past...
they say that people from your past are there cuz they never make it to ur future.. how can a person make it to your futur when u never gave them a fair chance to be a part of your present...to have interference at every turn...and have others make u out to b something ur not and lie about u simply because they are jelous..and they are afaird that u may see how truly compatable u may b together... the past is to teach us a lesson, to learn from it and move forward and to not try to relive it, for it will never b the same... reguardles of how your emotions are or how great the memories can be of the past... once to cross thee line and cut them to the bone, u can never take back that wound it shall for ever be a scar upon your heart and yours thoughts shall always wander to that memorie...
My Crazy Night Con...t
So once we made it to the residence we went in and got a parking pass for my car, cuz we didn't know how long I was going to have to hang around till the storm let up. We went up to Scottys room and tried to order pizza but the guy on the phone said they werent delivering. Which was a lie since we seen a delivery guy downstairs when we came in...lol So we headed downstairs to find some food, there is a subway but it looked closed. So we ended up spending like over $20 on junk food, well not all junk, we got a frozen pizza and a small mac and cheese for me. We headed up to the room and we broke the pizza in half and cooked it in the toaster oven... Yum yum! As time passed we hung out and ate our junk food, and tried to get Megan a cab home. We kept getting the wrong cab company and haveing to try again and again. Eventually we were calling it and I got through on my phone, and she had a cab on the way. It came fairly quick too. It was getting late so Scott and I headed up to his r
Alles Liebe Und Eine Duhme Kuh
i'm feeling so good with him :) i know i miss him lots of times and i wish we were living closer but oh well when he says things like this "ig ha di beraues lieb mis schtzeli" (swiss dialect, of Bern) then i feel my heart melting again there is still a long road to go through, and i'm sure going to give everything of me to make it work :) ♥ and now about the dumme kuh if the ones that speaks german read, yeah you'll find lots of faults, but anyways... was soll ich sagen? naja, es ist schon ca.4 monaten, und wenn ich sehe diese dumme kuh zurck, dann denke ich ber etwas nicht so nett zu machen. er ist nur scheisse naja, er hat auch viel in zukunft: karma nur meine sehr gute kollegen wissen der name ich sage nicht mehr happy friday everyone!
These People Are All Uhem....
Since it is getting closer to Valentine's day and I haven't done a pimpout in a long time... I thought it was about time. Here are my awesome family members and some of my good friends. Go show these wonderful people some luv for me. Luv ya all...xoxoxo CantSleepClownsWillEatMe~~R/L g/f of Rudi~~fu-owned by Mikey~Clown's Posse!@ fubar #●Mlly●C-wnr●f Clṻb F.A.R●#@ fubar *qt* is Wet - NSFW open to Friends {PLEASE RATE AND FAN ME B4 SENDING A FRIEND REQUEST}@ fubar ׷GM6׷@ fubar ~K؎M_R~ Club F.A.R Member@ fubar *♥SLŦRY♥* Ғ Ŧ.M..Ғ.@ fubar GRʥ TX GuR~ FUWife of CHRIS~SWEETCHEEKS BITCH!~@ fubar BIGDADDYDIAZ@ fubar TURQUIOSE " BE MY SWEET VALENTINE...MMMMMMM!!!!
Cute As Pie
My grandson is a year old now...i still have not seen him or held him once...my heart does break...but at least i am given some pictures occasionally...here are the latest i recieved last night.
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I DON'T READ, CAUSE I HATE READING. 2. I HAVE THREE GROWN KIDS AGES 20,21,& 22 3. I LIVE IN KANSAS BUT I WOULD RATHER LIKE IN A STATE THATS WARM ALL YEAR ROUND. 4. I DON'T WORK, CAUSE I AM BIPOLAR, BUT I WISH I COULD GO OUT AND WORK INSTEAD OF HAVING NOTHING TO DO. 5. I SMOKE CIGARETTES, EVERY SENCE I WAS 6 YEARS OLD. 6. I DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY LONG EVERY DAY. 7. I HAVE NO LOCAL FRIENDS. 8. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED YET, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO BE IF I COULD JUST FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. 9. I HAVE NEVER HAD A TICKET FOR SPEEDING. 10. I HAVE BEEN IN JAIL, BECAUSE MY MOTHER GOT ME ON A BOGUS CHARGE,
The Role Of Positive Psychology
Nurturing Yourself The Role of Positive Psychology Positive psychology is an emerging field recognized by the American Psychological Association, and many experts who design stress-control programs harness its principles. It focuses on determining and promoting the factors that permit people to thrive. Rather than search for the roots of unhappiness, research coming out of this field investigates the ingredients of a good life and weighs the effects of traits like optimism, humor, and even eccentricity. Optimists, for example, tend to do better than pessimists when coping with stressful situations. They are more likely to put a positive spin on stressors, look for ways to make the best of a bad situation, and use problem-solving strategies to tackle difficulties. Some studies indicate that optimists often fare better physically, too. A long-term study of more than 830 Mayo Clinic patients published in Mayo Clinic Proceedings in 2000 found that those classified as pessimi
Bc Biotch!!!
DUDE YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM BC WHEN: West Coast, bitch! W Some facts about B.C. (well... mostly lower mainland) and you: 1. You know the provincial flower: the dogwood 2. You can taste the difference between Tim Hortons, Second Cup, and Seattle's Best. 3. Lower Mainland only: The last time there was snow, you were so confused you tried to snort it. 4. You can't tell, is marijuana still illegal? 5. You hate the Calgary Flames with a passion. 6. You point out vancouver landmarks in nearly every movie and TV show 7. You don't understand why Manitoba and Saskatchewan are considered western Canada 8. While driving on your morning commute, you switch between heat and air conditioning multiple times 9. You consider 2 degrees freezing cold 10. You know that there is actually a town called Dawson Creek 11. You know how to distinguish between the different types of asian food 12. You know how to pronounce Squamish, Osoyoos, Ucluelet, Esquimalt, Sooke & Nanaimo. 13. You actua
Happy Birthday To Me.
Trying To Take Over The World *evil Laugh*
THIS IS MY 4th ATTEMPT AT THE WORLDS LARGEST PIMPOUT KNOWN TO HAVE HAPPENED ON FUBAR, EXCEPT THIS TIME, I'M DOING IT AS A FU-KING!! OH YEAH!! *insert kool aide man here* NOW.. THIS ISN'T A FAN TRAIN, (THOUGH YOU CAN PRETEND IT IS IF YOU WANT) SO PLEASE GO THROUGH AND TAKE A LOOK AT EACH ONE OF THESE AWESOME PEOPLE. THERE IS SOOOO MUCH TALK ON HERE ABOUT "FAKE FRIENDS" AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT, SO I WENT THROUGH AND PULLED PEOPLE WHO I TALK TO ON A REGULAR BASIS, OR HAVE IN SOME WAY IMPACTED MY LIFE, AND TRUST ME... NONE OF THEM ARE FAKE!! (AND PLEASE IF I FORGOT ANYONE, ACCEPT MY APOLIGIES IN ADVANCE, AND YES... ILL DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU!!) SO HERE THEY ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: ------------------------------------------------- ~*~~*~ ~*~~*~ ~*~~*~ ~*~~*~
I'm A Bitch!!!!!!!
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs,they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love,they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind,think my own thoughts or do things my own way,they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I wont compromise whats in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I wont allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it,I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyones maid. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and wont become anyone elses idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken,opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me,try to douse my inner flame,try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You wont succeed. And if that makes me a bitch,so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it!!!
Love, Reign O'er Me
Only love Can make it rain The way the beach is kissed by the sea Only love Can make it rain Like the sweat of lovers Laying in the fields. Love, Reign o'er me Love, Reign o'er me, rain on me Only love Can bring the rain That makes you yearn to the sky Only love Can bring the rain That falls like tears from on high Love Reign O'er me On the dry and dusty road The nights we spend apart alone I need to get back home to cool cool rain I can't sleep and I lay and I think The night is hot and black as ink Oh God, I need a drink of cool cool rain
It Funny
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Which woke Ed. "What's going on?" said Ed. "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted. "How come?" said Ed. "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Ted After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted. "Because that's my dick you're holding," said Ed.
02-08-08 (cash)
February 08, 2008 Greetings ... Thanks for bloggin' with me You -ARE- the: For coming bye daily! So, tax times here (in the USA) ... For some that means nothing ... If you are one of those, a date you watch is April 15 When you HAVE to file. But for some very lucky few ... Enjoy this time Because it's a rewarding time of year. (for those who get large returns) $ M o n e y $ I found that today and th
Help Drew
Do it now dont ask just fucking do it thanks in advance
I Need A Valentine's Day Date!!!
WANTED: A Fubar Valentine's Day Date for One of Sarge's Bad girls. All you have to do is leave ONE comment on why you believe you should be my Fubar Valentine's Day date. The person with the best answer will get me for their Valentine's date! It will be up to me to pick which answer is "best", so don't be worried if someone already did a great answer! I will send the winner at least one Fubar gift on Valentine's day and also attach to my name that you are my Valentine's date. This is NOT an actual AUCTION, so that means you can save your FuBucks and real money!!! How sweet is THAT? I will be making my choice by 8:00 PM Fubar time February 13th. Be sure to check out the other Bad Girls while youre at it! Go ahead, click the picture to leave me a comment on why I should pick you to be my Valentine's Day date! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar` And ladies .... it's not too late to become one of Sarge's Bad Girls!!!
News
My grandma is going to be spending about 2 weeks with me. My family room now looks like she moved in. She is not able to do anything on her own. If I don't respond or just stop talking to you in SB please don't take it personal. Remember I do also have a teenager,pre teen and a toddler at home that I'm raising by myself.
Sometime U Feel Like A Nut...sometimes U Dont...
Wolfsheim: Once In A Lifetime: It's getting dark... too soon... a threatening silence... Surrounding me... a wind comes up from the islands... Distance fades to stormy grey Washed out from the deep of the ocean Here I will stand to face your wrath... While all the others are praying Calm down my heart... don't beat so fast... Don't be afraid just once in a lifetime No rain can wash away my tears No wind can soothe my pain You made me doubt, you made me fear But now I'm not the same You took my wife, my unborn son... Torn into the deep of the ocean I don't pretend that I love you 'Cause there is nothing left to loose And when silence comes back to me I find myself feeling lonely Standing here on the shores of destiny I find myself feeling lonely I had a life to give... many dreams to live... Don't you know that you're losing so much this time Beyond the waves... I will be free While all the others are praying Calm down my heart... don't beat so fast... Don't
Have A Heart And Please Rate My Pic For This Contest
(repost of original by 'Joyridin2w--DB Crew member' on '2008-02-06 08:21:54')http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=331011
Suicidal Thoughts
Every night as I lay down to sleep, These thoughts seep into my mind, Thoughts about overdose, Thoughts about cutting to deep. These thoughts are the ones I wake to, These thoughts are the last ones I have, As I lay my head down, These thoughts are the ones that come, While I sit here and wonder, These are the thoughts that haunt me. I want to drown, Get hit by a car, Hang from rope, Bleed till Im dry, Drink till its dark, Overdose on pills, Cry every tear, Leave this behind. By fire, By ice, I want to end my life, I dont care how, As long as its now, Just end it all. I know that shell cry, I know that hell yell, I know theyll hate me, For what I did, But still, Please let me end it. I drink to feel good, I cut just to feel, Why do I try so hard, When my effort does nothing at all. I cant go on, This shell of a person, I need to break out, Get out of this hell. Suicide haunts me, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide is in my mind, Su
Knowing Me.....
I am Chris-tastic. There is no one else that possesses this particular quality. I am unique and interesting. I will not allow negativity to creep itself into my personality. I am who I am and make no excuses for it. I am fiercly devoted to those who've earned a place in my life and my heart. Make no mistake, it is very difficult to make the list. I don't allow just anyone in. I have lived more in my time on this planet than most do their entire lives. I have seen heartache and anguish. I've seen pain and suffering beyond what I wish to have experienced. I've also been blessed enough to have experienced happiness and joy. I've seen more of the world than most people I know. I've lived from one end of the country to the other. I've travelled all over this world and still end up back home when I can. I will not tolerate predjudice, hatred or ignorance. I will not stand for those I love to suffer alone. I am a fighter, survivor, giver, defender of the weak and a friend
Hold That Thought!~
Everyone dreads calling the power company, the phone company, and their internet or cable provider. Cause it's inevitable you'll have to hold before talking to some dink who you will go around in circles with while trying to explain your request. It's amazing, almost magical - right when you need to call, everyone else in the country tries to call them at the same time. Luckily they prepare you by saying "We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes". But really what is normal? It seems that number is actually 0. Therefore anything over 0 calls will fuck up their system....placing me on hold...fuckers.. Jim trying to remember the Chinese symbol for "Infinity" To show they care, companies give you endless confusing menus to fumble through. The phone menu was actually invented in 1981. It wasn't because the touchtone phone was introduced; it was because they realized how much Americans love pressing buttons after the Atari was invented. So they kick you through a cou
Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of
Reply For Bones Since I Couldn't Reply On His Blog!
HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.... What a past couple of days, alot of shit went down last night in the Dirty Deeds Lounge, people want to act like children and bring personal shit into the lounge and cause DRAMA. DDR had a staff meeting the night before last and alot of things were discussed, drama being a part of the lounge...HAHA, this coming from the owner but yet she can do what she wants....I was blamed for something last night that was bullshit, no one has the full story, CONTROVERSY at it's best, I loved every minute of it because I knew it was coming before I even took air last night, yep I have friends on here that hear stuff and they give me a heads up, well the bitch comes into the room trying to be all slick and shit, "I wanna hear The Players Club, I think it fits tonight" yada yada yada, blow it out your ass, I got kicked off the air because if she could do that shit, well so could I, I played I still don't give a fuck and Puke by Eminem and I get kicked off the air.....f
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40th Anniversary Of The Orangeburg Massacre
The Orangeburg Massacre From Jessica McElrath, Your Guide to African-American History. FREE Newsletter. Sign Up Now! The Orangeburg Massacre, as it later would be called, occurred on February 8, 1968 on the campus of South Carolina State University. While the events of that day certainly played a part in what led to the massacre, it was also the culmination of the preceding days events that also contributed. It had been four years since the enactment of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, and most public places in Orangeburg, South Carolina were integrated. However, the citys All Star bowling alley remained segregated. On the evening of February 6, black students from South Carolina State University and Clafin College gathered in protest in front of the bowling alley. The next night they returned. On that evening, fifteen were arrested. After two days of protest, tension was already high by the evening of February 8. Students again organized in protest. But this time they gathe
A Marines Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any Id seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. Id heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom Id just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face t
Remembering My Father
Its been a year......and still the pain and tears have not gone away.....it seems like just yesterday i was taking my first steps with you there behind me watching me in awe as i walked across the living room.....seems like just yesterday you were watching me graduate high school....the look of undeniable pride on your face as i recieved my diploma......and it seems like just yesterday i was holding your hand as you passed away before my eyes. It hasnt been easy not having you here, i miss your laugh, your inappropriate jokes, your wisdom and advice, the sound of your voice, even the way you'd snore. 50 years old was really too soon for your life tree to be felled and we all still feel the pain of your loss....ive since then left florida and have moved a bit further north...hopefully one day i can get back to Jersey and the rest of the family........its hard knowing each day i wake up, every birthday that passes, every holiday that comes and goes you wont be here. I miss you dad i miss
The New Sexy!
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Me As A Soldier
I know its my choice not asking if i should because I am going to go back in ten years done ten to go... But in my pictures. is me in my army greens. I want a comment from all my friends on a yes or no if i should if i should go back in. and a comment here.
Random Facts About Me
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 5 different kinds of toothpaste and choose every day another. 2. I have been having the same weird nightmare for 5 years now. I have it at least 3 times a week 3. When im nervous i bite my nails. 4. When people making spelling errors I have to correct it. 5. I can put on a suit with tie with my eyes closed. 6. I remember the smallest details in a movie.Example: one of the guy in the orkestar in the movie Titanic was wearing a digital watch. 7. I learned how to drive when i was 10. 8. I speak 5 different langauges. 9. My breakfast is a cup of coffee, 1 apple and 1 orange. 10. I have never broken a bone in
Messed Up Week
will first of all this week was full of shit! like we have had school delays and school closings all week! not that i dont mind just home school being closed but not vo-tech i love that class! so now i am going to be hind b/c i did not have my work with me and i need to pass that class with this being my sinor year and all=( what ever! And well there this guy i like and i dont know how to talk to him every time i do it comes out sounding gay! worst yet theres this girl who is always all over him but he says they r not going out "WHAT A SLUT"
Tonight
Going out tonight! The babysitter's coming over after dinner with her bf, and the man and I will be at Hoops and/or Johnny's. Damnit! I will find someone to dance with me! K...well, yeah, my life is so dull I blog about actually leaving the house. Lame, I know.
Friends And Family
There is alot of drama going around about who did what and who should be charged with what. There is also alot of finger pointing and accusing going on as well. Then there are those who just wish everyone would just drop the whole thing and are posting blogs and bulletins about personal experiences explaining why they feel the way they do. I have read story after story, and felt grief for each and every person that has some thing terrible happen to them. In theory we have all encountered some sort of loss in our life, either loss by death or loss due to other reasons. Being a Veteran of the Iraqi war I have seen many of my closest friends lose their lives right in front of me, the most painful part of this is thinking to your self what could I have done to prevent this. I have lost some of my brothers in arms and I will never forget them, I will never stop thinking of them or praying for their families. That is what we all need to do, take this time to say a little prayer for the famil
Bestest Friend
You have been considered ONE of the "BESTEST FRIENDS" anyone could ever have. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag your friends that you think are the "BESTEST" (including the one who sent it to You) and let them know how you feel! if you recieve: ----------------- 1 - 3 ( Way to go, you actually have friends! ) 4 - 6 ( You're an all around good friend! ) 7 - 12 ( Your friends absolutly adore you!!! ) Click the above image to rate / rip / comment! Copy the code below and post to your friends You have been considered ONE of the "BESTEST FRIENDS" anyone could ever have. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag your friends that you think are the "BESTEST" (including the one who sent it to You) and let them know how you feel!if you recieve:-----------------1 - 3 ( Way to go, you actually have friends! )4 - 6 ( You're an all around good friend! )7 - 12 ( Your friends absolutly adore you!!! )Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!
Give Me Some Love
OK PEEPS SHOW THIS AWESOME LADY ALOT OF LOVE AND LETS GET HER WHERE SHE WANTS TO BE JUST CLICK HER PIC AND LET THE FUN BEGIN (repost of original by 'DJ ICE~DSC~D&DC OWNER~' on '2008-02-08 07:31:02') I want to thank DJ Ice for this he posted it as a Bulletin and I love it. Muaahh Ice your awesome
Cool Bunch Of Peeps :)
I have been on Fu-bar for well over a year. I have met alot of cool people here. Alot of them have became friends with my wife as well. I finally got my wife to join last Nov. This is a very good thing.. it has helped her to come out of the shell she went into after she got sick. LOL now I have me a Fu-aholic lol. The friends that I have made here are good friends. I am very thankful to have met them and have them in my life. Thanks all!! :D
For A Reason
I grew up an angry little girl, always full of hate. Wondering why my mother left me, why we went our seperate ways. Questions runnig threw my mind, the most common one was why, but now I see the reason when i take a look inside. See all the hardships and struggles, that in my life I have endured, led me to a path, that held the seceret door. I opened up this door, only to encounter my success. I know this migh sound crazy but, your absence was for the best. I wouldnot be where I am today if mother you'd stayed, I would not be living in the sunlight, I'd be dying in the shade, but see that sunlight helped me blossom into this driven young woman who now looks at her life and simply understands that she hsouldnot hold a grude, even though your actions felt like treason, as for a woman you helped produce learned, THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON.
The Man For Me
To have a man see me for who i am inside..to know there is no other like me, and try as hard as they may THEY SHALL NEVER BE ME!!!!! The man for me will see thru the lies and cloudy deciet...when others try to act like me... He shall be the epitomy of strength and elagance and not afraid to show it!!! To walk with class and head held high!!! strutting shall we say??? to walk with me on his arm clearing the path of commoners and posers with the mear force of our presence!!! To walk the night as it was ment to be, and our children be drawn to his dark beacon. He shall live life to the fullest with me, in all aspests of our personalities!!!! from walking the darkness, accepting our need to feed... to being my dominant master, or even be my slave to find the thrills of the adrenaline rush to walking the night in all its quiet slendor and glory to being tender and warm and careing of each other to wanting to feel the wind in our face and thr
For You
HE makes me smile! HE is amazing... HE makes me crazy! HE is intelligent... HE makes my heart beat faster! HE is ambitious... HE makes parts of me throb! HE is a FREAK.... HE fills my every thought! HE is strong... HE has quickly won my heart over! HE is my Daddy... HE has my trust.
Cant Believe I Hurt Her
I WAS INVOLVED WITH AGREAT WOMAN AND I KNOW SHE WOULD HAVE HELPED ME OUT OF ANY THING I GOT MYSELF INTO BUT NOW I HURT HER....SO NOW THAT I HAVE HURT HER AND A FEW OTHERS I AM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT...HOW DO I TELL HER THAT I AM SORRY AND WANT THINGS BACKT THE WAY THEY WERE I REALLY DO LOVE HER I MEAN SHE HAS A ACOUNT ON HERESO SHOULD I TELL HER HERE OR NO I WANT TO BUT I CANT I DNOT KNOW IF SHE WILL FORGIVE ME BUT INCASE SHE READS THIS I LOVE YOU AND IM SORRY HELPER
Things Not To Get Your Sweetie For Valentine's Day
For Him: 1. Avoid soaps, lotions, potions, anything that smells like candy. Unless it's actually candy. 2. Flowers. He just doesn't understand why you would buy him something that he has to a) nurture and b) nurture. If you simply must, a cactus might pass--but remember, he wants a gift that can take care of itself. 3. Unfun tools. Yeah, he gets it. You want him to shovel the snow. Do not buy him a shovel to drive the point home. (Large noisemaking power tools excluded.) 4. Dinner. It's a blatant cop-out. Saving him the 80 bucks does not a romantic gesture make. A gift should come in a box. (Unless it is a kitty or a pup, which are other things you should not get him. See rule #2). 5. An electric razor. If he wanted one, he would have bought it for himself (and of all the gadgets, this is not likely one he's coveting). Ask yourself: Do you want him to buy you a razor? 6. Boxer shorts. To men, they're truly utilitarian. No frills. No styles. (Same goes for socks.) 7
Gone But Never Forgotten
Today I lost my best friend. She was sick for a couple days, I took her to the vet where she stayed the night and passed away. I am sorry I was not there to hold you when you left us my friend. My heart is broken. I will love and miss you always, until we meet again. Memories are Golden They say memories are golden. Well, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories I only wanted you. A million times I needed you, A million times I cried. If love alone could have saved you, You never would have died. In life I loved you dearly, In death I love you still. In my heart you hold a place No one could ever fill. If tears could build a stairway, And heartache make a lane. I'd walk the path to heaven, And bring you home again. Our family chain is broken, And nothing seems the same. But as God calls us one by one, The chain will link again.
Satan & Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: 'Why so glum?' Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!' Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?' Guy: 'Sure, I love to drink.' Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca.. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.' Guy: 'Gee that sounds great!' Satan: 'You a smoker?' Guy: 'You better believe it!' Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, rememb er?' Guy: 'Wow...that's awesome!' Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.' Guy: 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.' Satan:
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I Do Not Understand?
ok i do not understand this. you get a tattoo and people of course ask why did you get it. well once you tell them they ask why then did you get it again. i have a question for them. why do you care? all i can say to them is i can explain to you why i got it but it would mean nothing to you. i told you why but yet that was not good enough. so i ask you then... why you not get a tattoo?
In The Living
Friday, February 8, 2008 In the living The beauty of life is in the living of it. And the living of life is now. It is fine to make grand, wonderful plans and to then bring those plans to life through your efforts. Yet do not ignore the quiet, stunningly beautiful treasures in each ordinary moment. Happiness is not in some distant place of perfection and pleasure. Happiness is waiting for you to give it life in this moment. If all of your dreams were to suddenly come true, you would have no use for them. For the real essence of their joy is in the journey you take to reach those dreams. It is in working your way through each day, one moment after another, that you connect with the value of life. Every flavor of experience adds to the richness in one way or another. Do not put a lot of effort into judging whether today is good or bad, happy or sad. Just go ahead and live it with a thankful heart, and you will surely experience this day's own special value. -- Ral
Help!! Vote!!!
Hey Everyone, If you could take a minute(not even) to vote for me as Wicked Doll of the month. This is a kick-ass site that I have been with for some time now. Just click here: (and scroll down til you see the poll.Click on my name(DUUUUH) and hit "VOTE"!! PLEASE do this for me. It doesn't take long at all and would bring a smile to my face. If you don't want to bring a smile to my face WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON MY "FRIENDS" LIST??!!?! ::giggles:: =]
If A Dog Was Your Teacher
If a dog was your teacher If a dog was your teacher, you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in our face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout...run right back and make friends. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If w
Meaningful Quote
Many things in life are complicated, but i can not let the complicity of complicated things hold me back. Instead i must move on and forget about past relationships, bad memories,and any negative things that i always seem to remember first.Sometimes we all need to take those risk in life and whether we fail or not keep our heads up high. By taking risk we might just find something good that we will want to fight for.
Only When He's Drunk
Only When He's Drunk A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
Inside Me
If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how i long for you whenever were apart if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see yoo would know how i cherish you how much you mean to me in all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear the sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much knowing i can talk to you bout simple little things and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring i could search the whole world over and this i know is true i would never find another love like the love I found with you though with each new day, each sunrise we cant know whats in store there is one thing i know for sure each day I love you more so if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see yoo would know how blessed I feel to have you here with me
All My Special Friends
The last few days have been hard on me but thanks to a few very special people I have made it through without falling into depression. And you guys know who you are. I dont know where I would be where I would if you guys hadnt been there for me. All of you are amazing and I am very greatful for it. I hope taht one day I have a chance to make it up to you guys one day. you all mean the world to me. and always know if you ever need anuything I am here for you. thank you guys for everything
Race Season Under Way
Well NASCAR fans race season is upon us and I am sure we are all excited about it. So fire up the grill, call your buddies, tune in the satelite,turn up the surround sound,CHILL THE BEER and lets party!!!!!
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Special Friend
we have both had our troubles understand each other very well both love a military man we may be miles apart yet we have become very close if it wasnt for you i know id be lost you have helped me through making me see the light reminding me about the good you wont let me give up and i wont let you loving these men has brought us closer nobody really knows just how close we are but you have become a very special friend almost like a sister (girl you know who you are and know that no matter what im always going to be here for you. And the guys will come home safely!)
The Bucket List
The bucket list. A movie about the inevitable demise of humans in the throws of a terminal disease. Would you want to know when your time of death would be was the first question and what you would want to do before it happened was the second? Death is terminal we will all have a taste of it before we drink it fully. How sad it is for the human condition to need a terminal disease to say what should be said, to have done what should be done. We squander our days as children at play. When as the clock ticks the cup moves just a little closer.
Starting The Year Off With A Bang!
Last part of last year really was rough for me. So hoping this year was going to be good. I had just moved and finally get stuff unpacked and I started having pain on my left side. Im one of those people who if they are in pain say "ehh it will go away" and leave it at that. But one night went to bed in severe pain thinking it would go away but it woke me up at 3 am. Went to emergency room and found out I had a mass on my left ovary. They sent me home with pain killers for a couple of days and then doctor called after looking at catscan and said I had a tumor about the size of a baseball. So within a couple days I was having surgery to remove the tumor and ovary. It has been two weeks and the doctor told me it was benign. So all is well other than this scar that I have from my belly button all the way to down town lol. Im still sore as hell but at least I have piece of mind knowing it wasn't cancerous. So I am off to a good year :sarcasm:
You Said You Knew
you said you knew and have known for a while yet you still made me say it i dont understand why but now its in the open you know how i really feel and why ive been pulling away im scared to fall harder i know you arent there not to catch me not this time i love you but you have her i never should have spoken now theres no denying it you said you knew...
Getting To Know Me And You!
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 15 different kinds of body wash in my shower. 2. I insist on hanging all of my clothes. 3. I have a totally irrational fear of fish hooks. 4. I have five brothers and sisters, 3 of which are older, but I was raised as the oldest. 5. I have all of the matching lotions and body sprays for the 15 different body washes in my shower. 6. I am a recovering drug addict. 7. I have two tattoos that match with two different people (my two best friends). 8. I have lived in 5 different states. 9. When I go out for breakfast, I usually order both coffee and diet soda. 10. I have never been married, but I have been enga
This Guy Is Stupid
Out of nowhere, I got these messages from a guy who goes by HatedEverywhere. HatedEvery...: Nice picture Twat, you that desperate for attention? what a flake no wonder people just dump in you then leave you how many times have you thought about suicide? HatedEvery...: DO IT!!! You wont be missed
Darn Computer...
My computer is broken so I'm not on a lot right now. Please don't forget to beer me anyhow! I'll return the favor! Thanks, Tig
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am an IT Coordinator for a group of company's 2.I had open heart surgery in 2001 to replace a valve 3.I love Auto racing 4. I own a Jeep and will always own a Jeep till i die(It's A JEEP Thing!) 5.I live on edge of a lake and you can find me there most of the summer on my pontoon boat. 6.I have 2 dogs and a Gulf Coast Box Turtle 7.I am a bee keeper and have 3 hives(down from 9) 8.I am a very oral person 9.I work to much and sleep to little 10. I hate filling out forms! I have tagged:Brenda,MisMississippi,Pamela~~all messed up,pammieme,Beautiful Angel,gwenny,702853,LOOKING4MRRIGHT
Never Neglect Saying I Love You
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know.
Navy Company Song
Anchors Aweigh (1906 version) Stand Navy out to sea, Fight our Battle Cry; We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y. Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to Victory And sink their bones to Davy Jones, Hooray! Anchors Away, my boys, Anchors Aweigh. Farewell to foreign shores, We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay. Through our last night on shore, Drink to the foam, Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home. Blue of the Mighty Deep; Gold of God's Sun Let these colors be till all of time be done, done, done, On seven seas we learn Navy's stern call: Faith, Courage, Service true, with Honor, Over Honor, Over All. http://www.history.navy.mil/trivia/trivia01.htm#anchor252177 All recruits are required to learn. All Sailors should know by heart. All not marching in formation should stand and come to attention when they here, and sing along!
Lemme Make A Deal With Ya
I HAVE ALOT OF PICS IN MY ALBUM ALOT OF NEW ONES AS WELL.....N I HARDLY GETTING RATES OR ACTUAL COMMENTS N I NEED TO LEVEL UP MORE.....SO HERES THE DEAL RATES ARE GOOD TOO BUT I WANT COMMENTS ON MY PICS AS WELL....I HAVE ALOT OF FUBUCKS 2 SPEND N I WANNA PUT IT TO GOOD USE SO FOR NE INDIVIDUAL WHO COMMENTS N RATES MY PICS ATLEAST MORE THEN TEN WILL EITHER GET A NICE PRIZE OR WILL GET FUBUCKS N I WILL GO TO THAT PERSON PAGE N RATE N COMMENT PICS AS A SHOW OF SUPPORT WHOSE IN? ALSO ONCE U DO THAT LEAVE ME A MESSAGE THAT U DID THAT N WHICH U PREFERE N BASED ON UR RATES N COMMENTS ILL DETERMINE THE GIFT OR RATE LOVE TESS
Thought For The Day Friday 02/08/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Cheeseburger!" 2008 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions
How To Get Jv Partners To Maximize Your Sales
Its no secret that JVs (joint ventures) and cross promotions are one of the most productive ways to make high volumes of sales on the Internet. Today I want to talk about why they work so well, and how you can make the most of them to explode your online income. Traditionally, JVs are most common between two people who have created a product and are selling it online. But that needn't be the case and I will tell you shortly of a way in which you can get all the benefits, traffic and sales of a JV without even having a product of your own. But first lets look at the principals of it: What actually happens in a JV cross-promotion? Webites promote other websites for two main reasons: 1. To earn income from commission sales. 2. To pay, or earn, favors. The first of these you might expect, the second is more intricate. You see, when you're running an online business, your options and your growth are restricted if you try doing it all on your own. S
I Pray For Rainy Days
A dark cloud passed over my life and it seemed like all was lost. And then rain came down on me. as rain fell my heart was clensed. All the hurt pain a sarrow was washed away. Rain has renewed my faith in life to come. Now I pray for Rayney days.
Who?
Athena, I had no idea how much I'd need her In peaceful times I hold her close and I feed her My heart starts palpitating when I think my guess was wrong But I think I'll get along She's just a girl - she's a bomb She's just a girl - she's a bomb Athena, all I ever want to do is please her My life has been so settled and she's the reason Just one word from her and my troubles are long gone But I think I'll get along She's just a girl - she's a bomb She's just a girl - she's a bomb Just a girl just a girl Just a girl just a girl Just a girl just a girl She's just a girl Athena, my heart felt like a shattered glass in an acid bath It felt like one of those flattened ants you find on a crazy path I'd have topped myself to give her time she didn't need to ask Was I a suicidal psychopath? She's just a girl - she's a bomb She's just a girl - she's a bomb Consumed, there was a beautiful white horse I saw on a dream stage He had a snake the size of a sewer pip
Dont You Love Those Trained Chimps?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080208/ap_on_el_pr/conservatives_bush This is the best part I love: When the president walked on stage, they clapped and chanted "Four more years! Four more years! --- Stupid neocunts, a President can only serve 2 - 4 term years...he cant serve again idiots..keep drinking the koolaid and wait for Limbaugh to give you a rim job...
This Is My Wish For You
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A FUN AND SAFE WEEKEND ! DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE *PEACE*LOVE*JOY*HUGZ* SWEET CHEROKEE
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am An Assistant To A Private Investigator 2. I just turned 30 3. I love Potato Chip Sandwhiches 4. I have a kitty named Oscar 5. I lived in 4 States, Minnesota, Montana, Iowa, and Ohio 6. Growing up on My Farm when a child I had 55 cats running around. 7. I Can Not Nor Will I ever tolerate Liar. 8. When it comes to me doing something or saying something, just don't go and "assume" and jump in the middle of what I am doing or saying, when I am not finished. That really annoys me. 9. I love to swim! Get me in the water, hard to get me out! 10. I love French Vanilla Cappaccino's I Tagged The fo
Hey
Just put up some new photos, go check 'em out and tell me what ya think :) ~Duck~
Talking Like All The Time Would Confuse Me..lol(poem..funny)
well my grammer is tight i think i am picking it up aight i am getting in the swing of things that i think would be better let unseen lol if you get what i mean sorry but the words just seem to flow i hope you get this fo sho he thought i was a trip cause i couldn't get it but i picked it up quick he tried to confuse me with words i just couldn't get but i showed him i can now pick up on that ganster shit to an extent my grammer is good this is not how it should be i should be aight i think tonight but this ganster talk is more then i am use to i don't get what i said all of thei is monkey babble in my head how the fuck did i write this shit insted he called me shorty now that i got on the first try he said some strange shit most of it i didn't get he tried his best to confuse me but what he don't get is he was talking to a stubbron bitch i wouldn't give up learning how to talk the talk i already know i can walk the walk whats with a bruther trying
A Good Lesson For Drama Lovers
To ALL drama lovers!!! Take note; The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for
Funny To Me
*Redneck Pickup Lines* 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you wuz a tree and I wuz a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) **Man: - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman: - 'WHAT?' Man: - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND the best Redneck pick-up line: 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think
You Cant Change Me
OK I AM NOW DONE BEING THE LITTLE SWEET INCCOENT GIRL WHO GETS HER HEART BROKEN EVERTIME SHE TURNS AROUND I AM DONE PLAYING ALL THE GAME'S MEN PLAY, NO MORE WILL I FALL FOR WHAT THEY SAY I AM DONE WITH MEN WANTING ME TO ACT A CERTIN WAY I AM FINISHED WITH EVERYONE EXPECTING ME TO ACT HOW THEY THINK I SHOULD I AM DONE WITH EVERYONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO I AM ME FOR A REASON, DON'T TRY TO CHANGE WHO I AM..I WILL NOT CHANGE WHO I AM I CAN BE A LADY IF I WANT TO BE BUT DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME INTO THE PERSON WHO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE..IT WON'T WORK I AM ME FOR A REASON AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHO I AM THEN OH WELL MOVE ON GET A LIFE AND DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME BECAUSE YOU WILL SEE THAT I CAN'T BE CHANGED AND IF THAT MAKES ME A BITCH THEN SO BE IT A BITCH I WILL BE AND I WILL BE PROUD TO BEAR THE TITTLE OF BEING A BITCH IF BEING A BITCH MEANS I AM A STRONG WOMAN WHO TAKES NO SHIT FROM ANYONE WHO DOES WHAT SHE WANTS TO AND NOT WHAT OTHERS EXPECT HER TO TH
I Can Hang With The Guys(poem)
I AM JUST ONE OF THE GUY'S, I KNOW HOW TO HANG AIGHT NO GIRLY THING'S FOR ME I WOULD RATHER SMOKE CIGAR'S AND PLAY POKER ALL NIGHT GIRL'S SEEM TO BRING DRAMA INTO MY LIFE AND IF THEY WANT TO START SHIT WITH ME THEY BETTER WATCH OUT CAUSE I KNOW HOW TOO FIGHT NOT YOUR AVARGE GIRL YOU SEE, I HANG WITH THE BOY'S THE WAY IT'S MENT TO BE!!! THEY KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN, AND THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IT RIGHT THEY TEND TO CAUSE TROUBLE BUT IT'S ALL ALRIGHT I COULD BE THE SWEET AND INNCOENT GIRL IF I CHOSE TO BE BUT I WOULD RATHER BE THE GET MUDDY AND HAVE FUN KIND OF GIRL LIVING IN THE MOMENT, DOING WHAT I WANT NOT HAVING TO DRESS OR ACT A CERTIN WAY THATS JUST NOT THE WAY I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH AND WILD IS MY FAVORITE GAME OR HANGING WITH THE BOY'S IT'S ALL THE FUCKING SAME
In The Living
The beauty of life is in the living of it. And the living of life is now. It is fine to make grand, wonderful plans and to then bring those plans to life through your efforts. Yet do not ignore the quiet, stunningly beautiful treasures in each ordinary moment. Happiness is not in some distant place of perfection and pleasure. Happiness is waiting for you to give it life in this moment. If all of your dreams were to suddenly come true, you would have no use for them. For the real essence of their joy is in the journey you take to reach those dreams. It is in working your way through each day, one moment after another, that you connect with the value of life. Every flavor of experience adds to the richness in one way or another. Do not put a lot of effort into judging whether today is good or bad, happy or sad. Just go ahead and live it with a thankful heart, and you will surely experience this day's own special value. -- Ralph Marston
Time Is Running Out On Me
My time is running out on my comment contest to get another month of VIP...I would really appericate it if all my friends could come help me out here..Just takes up a few mins of your time to come post a few comments on my pic. they don't have to make since just add a comment. I have still got a long ways to go before I reach the 10,000 mark. Just click on the pic and it will take you there. Thanks to everyone that has already came to help me out. Thanks, ~BABYGIRL~
Citgo Changes Name To Fool Americans
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Tag!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to shoot pool and hang out with friends. 2. I worked in a bar for 3 years and met some really great people. WOW i miss it.. 3. I have 5 children, which i love very much. 4. I finally got to talk to my sister after not hearing from her for 30 years.. WOW, thats a long time.. Love ya sis... 5. ME! Addicted to fubar? Hmmm, could be.. lmao 6. I drive a chevy monte carlo. 7. I was born in Germany, and would love to go back and visit. The joys of being a military kid..lol 8. I speak my mind and am honest! i try not to hurt peoples feelings, but sometimes can't be helped.. 9. I love to s
Dont Give Up
there will alway's be confusion in life, no matter where you look it will alway's be there day and night nothing you do can change it thats just the way life is life is ment to frustrate you life can sometime's torment you but if you don't let it get to you then you should be fine if you don't let it knock you down then, all should be good keep on working toward your dreams don't let the little thing's in life get you down don't ever let people shove you around you are a special person if you just look inside don't ever let life knock you around just push right back, keep your feet on the ground if the things in you life don't seem to turn out right just keep on moving forward till you see the light
More Funny Shit~~~~
Avril Lavigne - I Can Do Better
Getting there.... Uh, yeah you can do it I didn't give a damn what you say to me I don't really care what you think of me Cause either way you're gonna think what you believe There's nothing you could say that would hurt me I'm better off without you anyway I thought it would be hard but I'm OK I don't need you if you're gonna be that way Because with me, it's all or nothing I'm sick of this shit, don't deny You're a waste of time I'm sick of this shit, don't ask why [Chorus] I hate you now So go away from me You're gone, so long I can do better, I can do better Hey, hey you I found myself again That's why you're gone I can do better, I can do better You're so full of shit I can't stand the way you act I just can't comprehend I don't think that you can handle it I'm way over, over it I will drink as much lemoncello as I can And I'll do again and again I don't really care what you have to say Cause you know, you know you're nothing (I'm
2008 Was Supposed To Be Better Than 2007. It's Not.
Can I just say that the STUPIDEST line that anyone has EVER used when breaking things off with someone is to tell them they're amazing? I mean, really. If I was that fucking amazing, this wouldn't be happening would it? I'm sick of being told that I'm so incredible and sweet and smart and awesome and beautiful. People don't LIE to people who are that amazing. People don't cut things off with people who are that amazing. So people need to stop pretending that they do. I heard that twice within a fucking HALF HOUR last night. Turns out a guy I dated (past tense) but stayed really good friends with was dating a girl while he was dating me. We weren't exclusive but he promised to tell me if he did that, and lied to me about a whole bunch of SHIT to hide it. I told him if he wanted to date other girls that was fine, but I wanted to hear it from him because it'd hurt less and if he didnt that I was going to have trouble staying friends with him. Well I'm pretty sure that I'm not g
Thinning List
Ok so I've decided to start thinning my friends list and I really should have posted this before I started lol so the ones that are gone will know why ...But since they are only Friends with people that will buy them Blasts or Happy hours..ect they prolly don't give a rats azz anyway I've met some really cool people on here and would like to be able to keep in contact with them and don't have time for those that don't have time for me so regardless of what you have in your title HOT/SEXY/Blah Blah Blah your not too Hot or Sexy to be friendly and if you really think you are LMAO then get some help but your gonna be off my list to make room for Real People so if your gone in the next week or so you know why
Happy Birthday
to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Only Now
only now how does your heart move? fast and furious or slow and steady. how does it move me. rhythm and rhyme against the backdrop of stolen moments. captured lives pretending cages don't confine. why do i try to be myself when. take the night and challenge its intent. swallow the darkness. lick it like ice cream melting down your wrist. sweet and sticky and so satisfying. mark your pages with footnotes about. as if they can give source. make sense of how. fill my life with something real. something i can truly believe. hold your breath and take your chance on this. in my heart there is no tomorrow. only now.
Its About Fuckin Time...lol
UPDATE TIME: I GOT THE FUCKIN APARTMENT!! *HAPPY DANCE* I GET TO MOVE IN SOMETIME NEXT WEEK OR WEEKEND, AND THEN I FIGURE GIMME ABOUT A WEEK OR TWO, AND I'LL BE BACK UP AND RUNNING.. STILL LOVIN MY NEW JOB, BOSSES ARE GREAT, PAY IS DAMN NICE, AND MY HOURS ARE WONDERFUL CANT WAIT TO GET BACK AND SEE EVERYONE, HELL, I EVEN MISS MY VISTA!! SEE YA SOON!!! SIDENOTE: I REALIZE THIS SAYIN IS SUCH A CLICHE, BUT ITS TRUE; GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE THAT WAIT, AND IVE BEEN WAITING A DAMN LONG TIME!! AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO THOSE THAT HAVE AT LEAST LEFT ME SOME KIND OF MESSAGE SINCE ALL THIS SHIT WENT DOWN...TY FOR BEING SO PATIENT WITH ME, AND UNDERSTANDING THE FACT I CANT ALWAYS BE ON MUCH..I'LL DEFINITELY BE SHARING THE LOVE WHEN I DO RETURN...
10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spend way too much time online. (Stolen from BEG LOL) 2. I love BIG breed dogs, Rottweilers are my favorite. 3. I am very insecure, to a fault. (Working on this) 4. I give in too easily, mainly to women... probably because of item #3. (Working on this, too) 5. I love music, and can pretty much name artist and song within the first few notes I hear. 6. I prefer baseball over any other sport. 7. I prefer to be in a smaller, more personal crowd than a larger gathering... and really love just being with that one special person. 8. I am the youngest of seven children, and so I am (was) spoiled LOL. 9
Fall
fall Standing on the edge of morning....scent of sex and new found sunrise... playing as she pulls back her hair.... he drives away, she is feeling worthless, used again but nothing's different she stayed the night she knows he doesn't care.. why she thought he would... she'll never know maybe just a hope inside her.. that maybe, just maybe he would be different..she says she will never fall again, but... secretly she really want too... but there is nothing left out there..just fucking and moving on ...no one to stay, everyone goes they all eventually do...leaving the reminents of.. she want so much to love...to be loved... they always say they will never fall again... she says she will never fall...what is falling anyways...in love out of love... always says the right things.. make her feel like a woman.... but instead he leaves her feeling like a hopeless little girl.. broken, fragile still so she'll fall asleep now and her dreams have begun..close her eyes and shut everythi
Had To Blog It Its To Help People
Anyone can. :) New FuBar Support Blog with instructions on how to do simple skins. You can use the basic one until you get the hang of things..then change the other parameters as you go along. Blog has links to various sites in order to help you code. How To Make Basic Skins http://fubar.com/blog/60737 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Updated MuMM Policy http://fubar.com/blog/60737/675284 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Primary Photo Crackdown http://fubar.com/blog/60737/693349 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New and Improved Bible http://fubar.com/blog/60737/666790 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Simple HTML for Bulletins and Blogs http://fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Skins-Ripping Pasting and Code Generating http://fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Madonna Gala Raises $5.1m For Aid
Madonna gala raises $5.1M for aid Friday, February 8, 2008 NEW YORK, Feb 7, 2008 (UPI via COMTEX) -- The New York gala that Gucci and Madonna presided over Wednesday raised an estimated $5.1 million for Raising Malawi and UNICEF, Gucci said. The money was raised through the sale of tickets to the star-studded event, as well as proceeds from a live auction. The party, which took place in a tent on the North Lawn of the United Nations, was dedicated to raising money and awareness for orphans and children made vulnerable by HIV/AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa. The Guardian newspaper said the United Nations was criticized by Internet bloggers and some mainstream media who claimed the gala was used to drum up publicity for a new Gucci store in New York, as well as the Kabbalah Centre, which has ties to Raising Malawi. Gucci said it completely underwrote the event and 100 percent of the proceeds will be split equally between the U.S. Fund for UNICEF and Raising Malawi. Guests inc
Nightmare
Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so life-like and so vivid. Let me describe it to you briefly... 1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States 2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?!!! 3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate. 4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!! Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that "no person may be elected as president more th
The Top Ten Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal
There are millions of regular pot smokers in America and millions more infrequent smokers. Smoking pot clearly has far fewer dangerous and hazardous effects on society than legal drugs such as alcohol. Here is High Times's top 10 reasons to marijuana should be legal, part of its 420 Campaign legalization strategy. 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy. 9. Arrests for marijuana possession disproportionately affect blacks and Hispanics and reinforce the perce
Will Work
I have already worked for five days and now I find out that I will also be working over the weekend and on through to next Saturday. I will be working for 15 days straight on this shift. I would sure love to have a day off and enjoy some ME time now and then.
Eye's
I sit here imagining what it would be like to look into her eye's. When I realize I have billions of them, when looking into the evenings sky. So calm are her eye's as I look into the evenings sky. They are so warm and gentle as I see the reflection from the sky. Never have I looked into and evenings sky, as I would to have just one chance to look into her eye's.
Turn The Lights Down Low
Turn Your Lights Down Low Lyrics
Hellloooooo?????
k, I'm bored ...... Someone come entertain me! Tell me a story, something!
Where The Hell Have I Been??!!
*Waves Hi!* I know it's seemed like forever since I've been around but actually it's only been a few weeks. Historically, when I see people bitching in the bulletins about the site or the drama...I've been very consistant in saying "If you're that bothered...log out". I've taken my own advise. Right now (and this may change later) there is so much "non fun" related things happening on the site that I chose to step away for a while. My real life is very full, I've been working, traveling and working on Stangzine.com. I have been very active on site for almost two years now and I really just needed a break. The addiction to fubar is a very real thing and I had to evaluate how much time and energy I was spending on here versus how much time I could be doing something else in "real life" that makes me equally as happy and is equally as fulfilling to me right now. I am NOT ignoring anyone. Many times I am logged on but if my status says "BBL", I'm more than likely not around.
Shadows
The shadows in my mind, Are there from past experience. I can recall them at anytime, When my heart is still trying to get over it. There is so much hurt and pain. we repeat it time and again. The lessons are never learned, Or new ones are there to replace the old. Shadows in the dark. I need to let the light in. I know my heart will survive, It has done it time and again. Another lesson learned in time. Another shadow in my mind. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Kiss Fm Valentines Date I Need Votes
I'm in a radio contest to get a date for Valentines day and I need votes so if you would please go to this page and vote for me. I'm the last one on the page! Thanks so much. If you do I will leave comments and rates. Thanks again so much. Shelley http://www.kisscincinnati.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=179056?feed=247114&article=3246557
Lengthy Update
*Warning: This may be lengthy. You may want to leave now. But I am posting this for all of the ones that are so kind to care and continue to ask about my Papa. Ya'll are some awesome friends and will forever be in my warped up heart!* I went to visit with papa last night and he is showing some improvement. The doctors have mentioned that he may get to go home maybe tomorrow, depending on his temp, which is down to around 99.7. He still has a good deal of congestion but considering he has been a smoker for over 60 years, I suppose he will always have congestion. They will be sending him home on oxygen which I can imagine he will argue about, because he is arguing about everything now. LOL That let's me know he is feeling some better. They say he still showing the signs of alzheimers. And I guess if you really look at things that way, the signs are there. But I still choose not to believe it. My family says I am the only one that is in denial, and that is fine, I will stay in
The Improtance Of Sentence Structure
Subject: The Importance of Sentence Structure The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.' 'Could you jack off ?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'
Making Friends
just wondering what it is im missing on making friends on here thats all im looking for but seems that i talk to ppl and have great conversations with pl and i ad them and then they never talk to me again how can i get around that delemna
Setting Sun
Have you ever watched a setting sun, from a beach with the woman you LOVE Have you ever looked into her eyes to see her Smile Have you ever watched her sleep to realize how beautiful she is Have you ever listened to her voice and heard the angels sing Have you ever touched face to see how soft she is Have you ever talked the family to see how loving she is Have you ever watched her dance to see how graceful she is Have you ever thought about giving up everything to have one moment to say I LOVE YOU
Perfect
Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't pretend that I'm alright And you can't change me 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don't care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't stand another fight And nothing's alright 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't
Riot Girl
She's got tattoos, and piercings She likes Minor Threat she likes Social Distortion My girl's a hot girl A hood rat who needs an attitude adjustment Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her She hates you Britney so you better run for cover My girl's a hot girl, a riot girl and she's angry at the world Emergency call 911 She's pissed off at everyone Police rescue, FBI She wants a riot, she wants a riot And everywhere we go, she gets us thrown out constantly But that's okay 'Cuz I know, I know, I know my baby would do anything for me Yeah Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her She hates you Britney so you better run for cover My girl's a hot girl, a riot girl and she's taking on the world I said Emergency call 911 She's pissed off at everyone Police rescue, FBI She wants a riot, she wants a riot She wants a riot, she wants a riot oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh Don't ya know that all I really want is you I got it all and all I really want is you Emergen
My Bloody Valentine
Oh, my love Please don't cry I'll wash my bloody hands and We'll start a new life I ripped out His throat And called you on the telephone To take off My disguise Just in time to hear you cry when you... You mourn the death of your bloody valentine The night he died You mourn the death of your bloody valentine One last time Singin'... Oh, my love Please don't cry I'll wash my bloody hands and We'll start a new life I don't know much at all I don't know wrong from right All I know is that I love you tonight There was Police and Flashing lights The rain came down so hard that night and the Headlines read A lover died No tell-tale heart was left to find when you... You mourn the death of your bloody valentine The night he died You mourn the death of your bloody valentine One last time Singin'... Oh, my love Please don't cry I'll wash my bloody hands and We'll start a new life I don't know much at all I don't know wrong
Would You Be My
is is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me? Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u? I kissed you? I lived next door to you? I started smoking? I asked you on a date? I was hospitalized? I ran away from home? I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept somet
How Hard Is It To Make A Salute?
I mean really... takes 30 seconds.... and some of u fake ass bitches get VIPs to get around uploading a salute... U hope in my SB asking about someone who ive clearly known longer then u, actin a fool, actin like hes ur man, u flip when he says ur not dating, call me names... and then u get ur "brother" in my comments... but when i visit his profile u leave "i love my soldier" comments and the same fucking comments u leave on Jasons page.... please bitch im not stupid before u call me fake UPLOAD A FUCKING SALUTE PROVE UR FUCKING REAL
My Happy Hour- Show The Love!
Hello all again! I used my Happy Hour.. It will be February 9 (Saturday) at 4pm (Fubar Time) 7PM EST. Thanks again all who helped me and to Steph & Mark Also for hosting! Stop by during my HH and show me some love please! This is my first and more than likely the last! lol Let's make it good! :D Thanks bunches! Your Friend Sheri
Broken Love
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those deep blue eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek
Thoughts Of Death
I sit at home all alone, Because I am sick of being thrown, No one understands, So we all start to make plans, To get away from here, Because I have so much fear, As he walks in the door, I fall to the floor, I have to stay here, As he grabs his first beer, 3 hours later he comes to my room, Finds me curled on the floor, Throws me into the drawer and slams the door... Now theres not much more for me here, So i grab that blade and start to run it across my skin, The blood starts to pour, On to the floor, I lay down and say good bye, For i am about to die
Child Abuse
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her legs A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die
Tell Them What They Won Don Pardo!
*I know this is long but I sincerely hope you read it all* By now I am sure you've all come to hear the story of Sporks and her dead child. My position regarding this story has always been the same: I don't know what happened, the authorities are investigating all this, and the truth will eventually (hopefully) come out. The fact that she got a lawyer does not, in any way, indicate that she is guilty or hiding something. Contrary to what Law and Order or CSI tell you... guilty people don't get lawyers, SMART people do. Do you have any idea how many times people have taken plea deals because they were faced with a mountain of evidence by the cops that didn't exist? They panic and cop to things they didn't do because they believe a lesser penalty is better than the 20 years the police are telling them they will receive. The police can, will and do lie to you in these investigations. They aren't under oath. So long as they don't violate your constitutional rights, they can do whateve
Bush Called
Phone call from George to Saddam just before the war: "Yeah, Saddam? This is George W Bush. No not junior. I'm my own Bush. No, there isn't a golf outing this Wednesday. I'm calling because I'm mad at you. You...Yes I'll hold...(several minutes of a re-broadcast of a radio news program in Arabic plays in the background with occasional snips of Bollywood music and commercials for prescription drugs and lite beer. There is a click ) Hello? Hello, Saddam? S: Yah Georgie. How's your dad? I haven't seen him in a while. G: He's fine. Mom's had a few moments lately, but they're both doing good for their age. But that's not why I called. S: Oh? Something on your mind, Georgie? G: Yeah, look. I'm the president of the United States of America now and I'd prefer if you didn't call me Georgie anymore. S: Oh. G: I am the most paarful man in.. S: The most what, Geor...I mean mister president? G: Paarful. Paa-er-full. the most paarf
Slow Night
Damn stalkers. Yeah you got it, he didn't show last night. You can't even count on a stalker when he is just a dream. Oh well. Right now guess I'll start thinking about tonight. I'm going to hear a friend's band practice, then we're going to a rave. The guy who invited me has been know to use a little something, or violence to get in my panties. He has a gf now so I don't......truth is you never know what he'll pull. I can't count on what he'll do (or any of his friends). Guess what I need to think about is what I'm wearing. I could wear a belly shirt and jean short. Yes, guys every every short shorts. -or- A very short short black mini, with black spandix belly shirt, and thigh high tights. What do you think? Which one would cause you force me to take everything you have? Luv you all Tara
How I Am Feeling
One of the oddest progressions of life is probably when someone is growing up. All those memories of failures which you hope could be thrown into the garbage can like a piece of paper and all those memories of successes which you hope could be saved on a computer like a piece of hard disk turns into endless thoughts similar to that of a math problem which the equation contains the variable infinity. Why oh why is life so hard sometimes???
Please Pray For Her
My real life sister {SHADOW}as she is known on here got put in the hospital on Tuesday night. She went to the dentist for an abcess tooth that had gotten outta hand. They sent her to the ER and the ER Dr sent her to a hospital an hour away for surgery. They did that yesterday morning at 5am. If she didn't have it, she would have died. The ER Dr and the Dentist said that if she hadn't have went in when she did, she'd have died. I'm just glad that I made her go! So, now that she's had the surgery, I hope she's going to get better. They put a drain in her chin and she has a tracheostomy to help her breathe since there was so much infection in there. There was so much that it was pushing on her airway and her carotid artery. The human body has 9 pints of blood and mom only had 6 1/2. They have been giving her blood as well as a ton of antibiotics. She'll be in the hospital for about a week or more. I hope she comes home soon. PLEASE PRAY FOR HER, THANKS
I'm Not Immature.
Mature adult: You've gotten a taste of the real world, and it's not as scary as you thought. You are well-rounded, able to handle the most serious of situations while retaining a good sense of humor. Don't let your troubles get you down -- keep your positive outlook on life!
Ok, From The Top.....
Well, my marriage is over and once again, I'm back sleeping on the squeeky leather sofa in my mums front room. Things were said and done and misery was experienced by all. So what now? Well it's difficult to say really. How do I know whats going to happen tomorrow? Once again, my psychic abilities have not materialised, so I'm left without answers. The only thing I do know is that I have an appointment with my soilicitor to get my stuff back and get the ball rolling for divorce proceedings. My wife refuses to talk to me and I'm not allowed to get in touch with her, as laid down my bail conditions. If I even attempt to get in touch or approach her, im doing chokey for a few months. Trust me, I aint no jailbird! I've got my passport and laptop so I'm not totally without options...but then again, I dont have many.
02-08-08
yea! four days off, but what the heck am i doing up this early in the morning?
If Only You Knew
IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT IT DOES TO ME WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES~ THEY MAKE ME FORGET TO BE STRONG, AND MY SELF CONTROL I ALMOST LOSE..... IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT YOUR SEXY SMILE DOES TO ME INSIDE~ IT MELTS MY HEART & SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME, IT MAKES ME WANT TO RUN AND HIDE..... IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW YOUR KISSES MAKE ME WANT TO FORGET THE WHOLE WORLD & WHAT I KNOW IS WRONG~ THEY MAKE ME NOT CARE, AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS "TO YOU" BELONG..... IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW YOUR TOUCH SETS MY SOUL ON FIRE~ YOU MAKE ME QUIVER INSIDE & FILL MY BODY WITH SOOOO DAMN MUCH DESIRE..... IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS FOR ME TO GET YOU OFF OF MY MIND~ IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH I TELL MYSELF THAT THIS JUST COULDNT WORK-AND THAT YOU REALLY DIDNT MEAN THE THINGS YOU SAID, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, I GUESS I'M JUST BLIND..... IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW GOOD THIS COULD REALLY BE BETWEEN US, AND HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU~ IF ONLY YOU KNEW~~ I WONDER~~WHAT WOULD YOU DO?.....
Meet Our Valentine Contestants (wildcats Auction)
WHO IS MY VALENTINE IT'S VALENTINE. FOR ALL THE BIDDERS: YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RECEIVE SOME OF THE FINEST VALENTINE'S PRESENTS THAT FUBAR HAS TO OFFER! I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT FU-BUCKS. OR VIRTUAL GIFTS... I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT SPECIAL PERSON, YES THAT PERSON, YOU WANTED TO HAVE AS YOUR VERY OWN VALENTINE!!! YOU CAN BRAG AND SAY YOU HAVE THAT PERSON FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH! CHANCES ARE, YOU WILL PROBABLY KNOW A FEW OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS AUCTION. GO BID ON THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE OR WANT TO GET CLOSER TO!!! WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET! SERENADES, PERSONALIZED PICS, GRAPHICS, POINTS, AUTOGRAPHED ITEMS, ETC! THIS IS GONNA BE A VERY SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY ON FUBAR THIS VALENTINE SEASON! FOR ALL THE CONTESTANTS: NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT WHO IS YOUR SECRET ADMIRER AND WHO WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR VALENTINE. MINIMUM BIDS START AT 200,000 FU-BUCKS. ANYTHING LESS WILL BE REMOVED. THESE SEXY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE A LOT TO OFFER, AND THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THEI
Tag You're It !
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I fly RC planes in competition. 2.) I work for Ma Bell ... in a dept where you really, REALLY don't want to piss me off. 3.) I hold a record for tying 16 cherry stems with my tongue in 24 seconds. 4.) I am a member of the Mile High Club. 5.) I am a published author. 6.) I don't like liver~~but love pate ... Go figure. 7.) I am a classically trained chef. 8.) The biggest fish I ever caught was a 46# King Salmon 9.) I don't like salmon .. To date, I have prepared over 1.2 tons of that crap ! 10.) I swim to stay in shape. ThruADiffEye, MysticDreams, SexyAngelFreakyLoca, TheresaakaTheMortician, Mels2Kool
Backup Details (cd-dvd-hdrive)
Ok for those who are unsure about backing up their files let me enlighten you some. 1. CD/DVD disks use dyes which means they are suseptable to failing. This means you should only use these as temporary or quick backups. They have a shelf life of 5-10 years. Sometimes the disks can actually lose data right after burn. This has happend at times. And two backups on disk increase your odds of having one good backup. 2. Hard Drives while thye may fail, they are your safest backup solution. USB hard drives are cheap and easy to use. However i would recomend that you do not keep them plugged in, as hard drives generate alot of heat, and this is one way they fail quickly. Plug these drives in only when backing up large amounts of data and when accesing data. Do not go for the largest you might think 1 1 terabyte drive is awsome, but if that drive fails you lose everything. Your best to have smaller 250-320 gig hard drives as you will not save much buying one large one. And if you lose a
Tell Me The Truth, Even When It Hurts...
You meet and spend a weekend with someone new. You think they're pretty special and that all things considered the weekend went reasonably well. You hear from them daily afterwards, you don't see them the next weekend but make plans to spend the following weekend together. You are both looking forward to it as far as you know. The Thursday night before that weekend, you are told by this person that basically they've had a better offer from someone whom they just met, and therefore won't be spending the weekend with you after all. Clearly you have been rudely and summararily dismissed. Kicked to the curb. Like an old DVD you started to watch, then popped-out when a new one arrived. Any reasonable person would realize this is the last you will hear from them. At least they were honest and had enough spine to tell you the truth. Mostly...
"faithful Death"
Death spots the field. Covering a knight without his shield, Coursing harsh, fearful shivers of cold As a blunt blade pierces through his weary soul. Faith heals When an executioner steals, The Love and Light of God. All thanks to a kings approving nod. Human eyes Totally consumed by the kill Soon find death a thrill And greatly get off on Deaths highs. But Faith restores The lost souls lost cause, When it transfigures beautifully A Soul searching for Love and Mercy. Faith disproves as it transforms All the beliefs of the worlds norms That once a life is taken, The Soul too will be forsaken. For those who live in greatness or misery, God will be their judge and jury; Sending his Angel of Death to all, Who wish to either gracefully rise or gracefully fall. ______________________________________________________________ (Copyright 2008, written by Jamie Shawn Tan [2005]. All Rights Reserved.) Photo located at: http://perival.com/delillo/trium
^tiger Army^
i just got back from a show!!! the band i went to see was TIGER ARMY!!! they fuckin rock i swear they may not sound like it but i like them alot ok ok ill say i love them ive been wanting to see them for about 2 or 3 years now but havent had the time soooo it was well worth it! (sweet) hmmmmm...it was crazy awesome i got smashed like 3 or 4 times and i got to shake Nick 13's hand and hug him lol! OMG!!!!! LMFAO! hmmm thinkin about puttin a couple of picks of them on my profile what u think!!!? late* ^8^
Snake Bite Radio Url Change
The External URL for Snake Bite Radio Has changed to http://207.10.234.194:8010/listen.pls please make a note of that and change on your personal profiles to http://207.10.234.194:8010 sorry for the down time
Meet Our Valentine Contestants.
WHO IS MY VALENTINE IT'S VALENTINE. FOR ALL THE BIDDERS: YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RECEIVE SOME OF THE FINEST VALENTINE'S PRESENTS THAT FUBAR HAS TO OFFER! I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT FU-BUCKS. OR VIRTUAL GIFTS... I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT SPECIAL PERSON, YES THAT PERSON, YOU WANTED TO HAVE AS YOUR VERY OWN VALENTINE!!! YOU CAN BRAG AND SAY YOU HAVE THAT PERSON FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH! CHANCES ARE, YOU WILL PROBABLY KNOW A FEW OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS AUCTION. GO BID ON THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE OR WANT TO GET CLOSER TO!!! WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET! SERENADES, PERSONALIZED PICS, GRAPHICS, POINTS, AUTOGRAPHED ITEMS, ETC! THIS IS GONNA BE A VERY SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY ON FUBAR THIS VALENTINE SEASON! FOR ALL THE CONTESTANTS: NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT WHO IS YOUR SECRET ADMIRER AND WHO WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR VALENTINE. MINIMUM BIDS START AT 200,000 FU-BUCKS. ANYTHING LESS WILL BE REMOVED. THESE SEXY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE A LOT TO OFFER, AND THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THEI
A New Car, Sort Of Cute Too
Good Morning and HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! Wooohooo the weekend is minutes away. Well perhaps hours but it will seem like minutes. How ya doing? I am good, hey have you seen this French Made not to be confused with a Real French Maid I do not think I have ever seen one, however I have seen those tinky is tinky a word? Hmmm perhaps not how about tiny then? Those Tiny Black and white frilly numbers we men all think they are to wear. But in essence the proper wardrobe would be a cleaning suit. So enough with Tinkyhmmm there is that would again, oh I know where I got it from, the other day on Ellen there is this devise made for ladies that do not like the shoulder harness straps of seat belt devises. So someone coolly invented the Tiddy attachment and oh yeah I spelled this one correctly, apparently the maker of the devise thought it funny to make the attachment look like a Teddy Bear but call it a Tiddy Yeah, nice sense of humor this person has. And yes it attaches right be said articles ta
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Tiger Cubs, Louis Ck - Tickets On Sale, O&a Podcasts, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony Shooting his computer!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS! Our new intern Adam has never kissed a girl and loves The MILFhunter site!... We're looking for a girl who will make out with him. EMAIL SAM WITH YOUR INFO and let us know if you're game. Today on the Opie And Anthony Show, we're floating on a derelict ship once again...well, kinda... We're going to get a visit from those cute and cuddly Tiger Cubs from Super Pet Expo (check out last year's photos of the tigers), and make sure you have your Paltalk on to see all the tiger cub goodness! Our buddy our pal Louis CK is hanging with the show today, and he's going to be at the Berklee Performance Center in B
Reason, A Season Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a Reason, a Season or a Lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow
Bomb This Link
HERE IS THE LINK WE NEED TO BOMB TODAY..PLEASE HELP LETS SHOW EVERY1 HOW TO GIT R DONE...WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!
Today Is A Gift...
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon ) , so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives'. He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!
Consider This
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-- how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong
Poetry
I cry for reasons I no longer understand While laying in my bed With so much running throw my head. Questions just no longer have answers I'm lost in this life I can no longer understand Where do you go When nothing seems right anymore It's just a lost tear With lost emotions That seem to hold meaning.
Camille Jones Vs Fedde Le Grand - The Creeps (dj Muzik-al Extra Creepy Mix)
Camille Jones vs Fedde Le Grand - The Creeps (DJ Muzik-AL Extra Creepy Mix) A 9min Remix To listen/download http://www.esnips.com/doc/aa910c95-d05a-4e69-8f1a-9c01f44a6655/Camille-Jones-vs-Fedde-Le-Grand---The-Creeps-(DJ-Muzik-AL-Extra-Creepy-Mix)
Wcw- Warriors Debut- Complete
Chavela
Drink Name: Chavela Category: Beer-Based Glass Type: Unknown/Other Ingredients: 1 part(s) Clamato 2 part(s) Beer 1 squirt(s) Lemon Juice 3 dash(es) Tabasco Sauce 2 drop(s) Worcestershire Sauce Directions: Rim glass with salt/ prepare clamato with all ingredients then fill glass with beer.
I Don't Care If You Believe In God Or Not You Have To Read This It's Too Funny Not To..lmao
A child was told to write a book report on the entire Bible. This is what he wrote. In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars. Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something. One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was k
The Rules Of Rural Kentucky Are As Follows:
THE RULES OF RURAL Kentucky ARE AS FOLLOWS: Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Rt. 60 goes east and west, I-24 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in Western Kentucky waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to y
Ten Times Normal Size
TEN TIMES NORMAL SIZE The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you di
Why Don't You Love Me
Hey Good Looking
How To Be Maintain Your Cool
what is the most important quality that a person can have raising teenagers out of control. Don't get me wrong I love my kids they are just beyond my comprehension, because they have been treated like adults since they were between the ages of 7-10, now that there 13-17, the job is really hard. To answer the obvious question they have not always stayed with me, but with there father and God knows my limit at times has been reached anyone who has insight holla back. I currently run my own business, main reason is trying to find balance.
Hello? (poem)
Hello Hello Hello And yet I see someone in the darkness and they shall not speak For whom this dark character be untold and yet not such a dark character in the glimpse of light With his shoulders drawn back and his head held high has yet to speak a word as the hours do go by And it would seem if I were to run from such a... magnificent spectacle but not I for there is something wrong with the way he stands.... as if he were not alive For he has no depth or way of breeze I walk toward this bein with his head held high ....I see that it is I for whom I look at... but this cant be For I am not one: with such bravery or charisma and I not as magnificent as thou... For I am what is left in a twinkle in an eye Hello
Changes
i recently made some huge personal changes based on my own personal values...and even though i am not doubting the choices i made i can't help but miss the people that i had to delete from my life. i have a huge issue with lack of consideration for other people & because of this i recently ditched the guy i was dating and dismissed my best friend. i know this all sounds kinda shallow and callous, but there were many repeat occurrences by each of these 2 ppl having major disregard for me and my feelings...even bordering on what i felt was extremely irratic behavior in regard to my best friend...i anguished over this choice for quite a while before making the final decision. i still miss him and her. he and i have decided to remain pals. but she has been more or less removed from my life all together. is it odd to expect respect from those closest to you? common courtesy? i don't think so! i've always been the kind of person that processes information for a while then takes acti
A Little Gun History
A LITTLE GUN HISTORY In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ China established gun control in 1935. >From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated ------------------------------ Guatemala established gun control in 1964. >From 1
Www And Not The Net!
What women want. I have to admit I'm still confused. I try and be myself aka "the nice guy". All i get is shit upon. I don't want any pity I bring it upon myself. I'm an asshole and mean and the crazy women flock to me. I'm not a pretty boy so I have to take what I can get. Which amounts to mercy sex once every 2 years by someone a complete stranger. Wanna be that stranger? Previews available when requested.
Co Leader (feb 8 2008)
Great New for Space Hottie's Family We have a new Co-Leader, after lots of hard thinking and conferences to find out who would be best to help our family grow to it's full potential and find the person most liked by all we have found our person. I know you are all wanting me to shut up and tell you so I want to welcome LordGarfield as Co-Leader of Space Hotties. He will keep his title as Bartender to so he will be our first to hold 2 titles for us! Please understand he is a partner in this and has Baby Girl and my full support in anything! I have the utmost respect for LordGarfield and know we have all made the right decision on this matter! In the time he has been with us he has done many unselfish acts of kindness for us all! LordGarfield "Freedomguy63" *Love the FU-Bombers* Family " Space Hotties Bartender & C@ fubar This decision was not mine solo it is the decision of the majority of the family! I am pleased to have you as our partner in all family
Women
Why is it that all the women i like think im such a softy? cuz im sweet and romantic and try to get with them. What do i need to do kick someones ass for them? its like come on! you have a real man whos nice and sweet and is only a dick when i need to be and i kick ass when i have to. but just because im not a bad ass all the time doesnt mean that i cant handle my own. I am a bad ass only when i need to be whats the point in waliking around all the time being a dick? Where the fuck is that going to get me? NOWHERE! im tired of women thinking im not worth there time because im not a bad ass! You wanna see bad ass pisss me off! fuck with me my friends or my family and i will personally introduce you to my best friend! The concrete after you meet my fist! im a nice guy who wants to find a nice woman a real woman whos sexy smart and likes cars. im tired of all these little girls GO AWAY! i want a real woman who wants me just the way i am! Im not going to change for anyone. Im jelous so she
Click And See
I was shocked when I found out and had to tell you all right away Fubar has been embedding stuff into your computer screens and are now as we speak Click below to run the fubar spy ware Screen Cleaner Fubar spy ware Sceen Cleaner
Attention ...fubar Is Spying On Us !!!
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Fight Card: Ufc 82- Pride Of A Champion
Fight Card!! Unification Titles Pride & UFC Anderson Silva Vs. Dan Henderson Name: Anderson Silva "The Spider"*UFC Middleweight Champion" Height: 6' 2" (188 cm) Weight: 185 (84 kg) Record: 20-4-0 Name: Dan Henderson "Pride FC Midleweight Champion" Height: 6' 1" (185 cm) Weight: 205 (93 kg) Record: 22-6-0 Heavyweight Bout Heath Herring Vs. Cheick Kongo Name: Heath Herring "The Texas Crazy Horse" Height: 6' 4" (193 cm) Weight: 250 (113 kg) Record: 27-13-1 Name: Cheick Kongo Height: 6' 4" (193 cm) Weight: 240 (109 kg) Record: 21-3-1 Middlewieght Bout Alessio Sakara Vs. Chris Leben Name: Alessio Sakara "Legionarius" Height: 6' 0" (183 cm) Weight: 185 (84 kg) Record: 16-6-1 Name: Chris Leben "The Crippler" Height: 5' 11" (180 cm) Weight: 185 (84 kg) Record: 17-4-0 Middlewieght Bout Yushin Okami Vs. Evan Tanner Name: Yushin Okami "Th
The Peeper!
sam had moved into his house and had finished unpacking the bedroom stuff up stairs in his room, he had shut the drawer and glanced out the window catching a very voluptuous brunette undressing in her room, she had forgotten to close her curtains, thinkin it was anicve sunny day mayhaps she wante some sunlight in her house. he had pulled up a chair from his desk and grabbed his binoculars and started to watch her..his herart poundeed as he did notice she was shaved but her pink pussy was bright and quite nice! he wiped the his firehead from the sweat he was having burning his eyes..and grabbed his beer and took a sip...the girl had closed her curtains just barely enough to see what she was doing, he tried t o zoom in more but the range on these pair were limited but he did his best....he gasped as he saw her masturbating with her finger....both front and back...he could see the gasps she was making and she collapsed on her bed..her legs spread...she was still going strong...damn! she
Marking Pics Nsfw
Ok, let's face it. There are a lot of sluts on Fubar.Ones who show their boobs, or more, in their default pictures.Now, why are they not marked NSFW, but my picture (below) is?I'll deal with the picture, but I WILL NOT deal with bitches, such as the one below.Am I wrong, or right?And PS: She now has me blocked. LMAOReally, I don't care, if she wants to block me, thats on her.At least I'm not the one who's on Fubar when at work.I do my work. :)
Q&a: Bloody Sunday Inquiry
Q&A: Bloody Sunday inquiry This week it was revealed that the cost for the Bloody Sunday inquiry now stood at 181.2m, making it the longest and most costly in British legal history. The BBC's Ireland correspondent Denis Murray looks at Lord Saville's probe into events in Northern Ireland more than 30 years ago. Why is the inquiry taking place? The Bloody Sunday enquiry was set up in 1998 by then Prime Minister Tony Blair to re-examine the events of 30 January 1972, when soldiers of the Parachute Regiment shot dead 14 people attending a civil rights march in Londonderry. The tribunal chairman is Lord Saville of Newdigate, alongside two other judges from Australia and Canada. Bloody Sunday is one of the best-remembered events in the entire history of the Northern Ireland Troubles. It was regarded certainly by the Catholic population as no less than mass murder, and badly damaged Britain's reputation abroad. The British Embassy in Dublin was burned to the ground by r
Uk Police Say Blast Killed Bhutto
UK police say blast killed Bhutto British detectives investigating the death of ex-Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto say she died from the effect of a bomb blast, not gunfire. Detectives from Scotland Yard were asked by Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf to examine the circumstances surrounding Bhutto's death in December. Pakistani authorities attributed her death to a suicide bomb blast, but Bhutto's family rejected that theory. They insisted she died as a result of being shot by an assassin. TV pictures that emerged after Bhutto's death on 27 December appeared to show a gunman firing shots at the Pakistani opposition leader as she stood through the sunroof of a vehicle during a rally in Rawalpindi. The police report confirmed that shots were fired - but said they were not the cause of death. It said after discharging his firearm the attacker had detonated explosives. "The blast caused a violent collision between her head and the escape hatch area
Cry Babys
I spent a little time on rating pics last night and well all i can say is woo ... some people cant take any thing less then a 10 well sorry we cant all be tens im not saying im a 10 but well lets face it that is why we put our photos on this thing is to get rated right and it sure pissed every one off well kiss my ass i can rate what i want ....and rate my photos low i dont care im not a cry baby it wont hurt me one bit .this is only for fun .
Sharia Comments Trigger Criticism
Sharia comments trigger criticism The Archbishop of Canterbury has come under fire after appearing to back the adoption of Sharia law in the UK. The prime minister's spokesman said Sharia law could never be used to justify a breach of English law. Home Office Minister Tony McNulty said: "To ask us to fundamentally change the rule of law and to adopt Sharia law, I think, is fundamentally wrong." Dr Rowan Williams told BBC Radio 4 he believed the adoption of some Sharia law in the UK seemed "unavoidable". 'Unacceptable and unhelpful' Dr Williams said the UK had to "face up to the fact" some citizens did not relate to the British legal system. He said adopting parts of Islamic Sharia law could help social cohesion. For example, Muslims could choose to have marital disputes or financial matters dealt with in a Sharia court. But Gordon Brown's spokesman said the prime minister "believes that British laws should be based on British values". He added that Mr
Falling In Love
ALL ABOUT wildaboutu1964 Lovers find it easy to fall in love its your favorite pastime! Its easy for you to think up ideas for romantic dates. In fact, just the thought of the romantic evening ahead makes your pulse race. Youre an incurable romantic. Caution is for the faint of heart, and thats not you! In fact, your heart is an open book, and youre just waiting for the right person to come along and read it. IT TAKES TWO Plan together: Sure, you can think of romantic dates with one hand tied behind your back. But youll have even more fun and more romance if you plan as a team. Start small try cooking a simple meal together. Plan it, shop for it, cook it and enjoy it. Dont forget the candles! All you need is love: Show that your hearts in the right place volunteer together at a local shelter or charity project. A sure way to win the heart of the one you love is to show that you have lots of love to give. Make beautiful music: Want to see how well you real
Do You Still Feel The Pain Of The Scars That Won't Heal?
The reason I lamented my own experience was to let you know that it will eventually become a sweet reminiscence. For me, it's been ongoing, and I started seriously dating again about 2 years after my love passed. You just gotta let go and give up before it becomes possible for love to find you again (by give up, I mean, give it up to your higher power). Personally, I believe that I have already had the one thing many people spend their entire lives searching for and never find. That comforts me and some may say it makes me a cynic, but in my mind, I have already lived the sweetest romance and overcome the hardest of losses (aside from a child). If I can do that, well, I can do anything. And, you will as well...in your own time.
Polar Bears And Spork Duels.
I have some of the most asinine dreams. Spork dueling, mammoth white Ursa. At Taco Bell. I suppose it's what happens when one orders a Chalupa with guacamole.
Daniel My Brother, You Were Older Than Me...
I was 19, and he was the love of my life, my fiance. He left our 8 month old daughter behind, and I couldn't look at her for a week. The worst was the first day back at work, realizing that my life had to go on... Then, birthdays, holidays, and the date of his death just so happened to be December 7 (the date Pearl Harbor was bombed). And, there were two others in the vehicle with him (his best friend, my best friend's hubby, leaving a 6 mo old son behind...and a 17 year old that hadn't even had a chance to live yet) People are correct in saying that time heals, but what they don't tell you is it takes a loooong time, and you will never be COMPLETELY healed. It's much like a scar that burns from time to time, and in my experience, it isn't on the heart...it's on the soul. This was the first poem I ever wrote for him, titled UnDying Love, and I ultimately read it at his funeral... Upon an orchid just bloomed the sun shines bright, A hummingbird hovers, to only take fligh
Attention ...fubar Is Spying On Us !!! From The Bulletin Board
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Rating Contest & Auction Info
I've entered into a Rating contest I don't need comments just one single rate, click the photo below to go to the photo I need rated. I am battling it out with a few people and really need my friends to help keep me up there. 'I only need RATES NO COMMENTS :D' @ fubar Also I'm up for auction click on the photo below to go to bid on me :D My 24th birthday is the 18th of this month and I also don't have a Valentine yet so.....whatcha waiting for? Go bid! PLEASE? :D XOXO 'Don't be shy...come on you know you wanna own me :D' @ fubar
Looking For A Friend
i am looking for some one to spend valentine day with me who will that be most be from san diego sonia b
This Is A Maverick
Mavericks can do the basics oral sex, standard foreplay and dirty talk in their sleep and sometimes they do! This group's favorite way to fall asleep is through orgasm. It's much better than a bedtime story! But when a Maverick is in the mood for a bedtime story, costumes are usually involved. Many Mavericks tend to like playful bondage and sex toys. Mavericks will try sex outdoors, indoors, on the roof, in the basement, from the front, from the back there's just no wrong way to do it if you're consenting adults. Your idea of a night at the movies involves you as the star on a home video. Have you tried getting busy in a secluded spot outdoors? Lots of Mavericks like this! Wilder Mavericks are into role-playing and incorporating food into their sex play.
Youre A Lover!
YOURE A LOVER! Lovers believe that love conquers all and live life accordingly. When you fall in love, nothing is halfway all energies go to making that relationship the most wonderful in the world! Roses, candlelight, gifts no romantic gesture is too large or too small. You give your heart easily, you share easily, you trust easily. And its easy for people to love you, because Lovers give and receive affection so well.
Im A Maverick
YOU'RE A MAVERICK! Giddyup. Mavericks are provocative, adventurous and uninhibited. You like your partners to be mutually aggressive and experimental. You're the Indiana Jones of the bedroom - or any other place you decide to have sex. If you hear about it, you'll probably try it. Milder Mavericks have tried sex toys, movies, books, public sex, being restrained during sex, watching other people having sex, or watching yourself and your partner in the mirror while being intimate. For wilder Mavericks, the sky's the limit. You're the ultimate sexplorer when it comes to experimentation and sexual creativity. Accordingly, your drives have the potential to exhaust any lover!
Im Alover
ALL ABOUT wildaboutu1964 Lovers find it easy to fall in love its your favorite pastime! Its easy for you to think up ideas for romantic dates. In fact, just the thought of the romantic evening ahead makes your pulse race. Youre an incurable romantic. Caution is for the faint of heart, and thats not you! In fact, your heart is an open book, and youre just waiting for the right person to come along and read it. IT TAKES TWO Plan together: Sure, you can think of romantic dates with one hand tied behind your back. But youll have even more fun and more romance if you plan as a team. Start small try cooking a simple meal together. Plan it, shop for it, cook it and enjoy it. Dont forget the candles! All you need is love: Show that your hearts in the right place volunteer together at a local shelter or charity project. A sure way to win the heart of the one you love is to show that you have lots of love to give. Make beautiful music: Want to see how well you real
Feb 8
February 08, 2008 Quote of the Day "Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you." Nathaniel Hawthorne
Fuck
I can't really deny it anymore babe. I really really want to more than anything be able to deny your death and believe it and know it's not true. I waited for that call, that call that never came. That call that would have put a few pieces of my heart back together. It never came, and it never will. I don't understand why. So many why's. And I know some blame is on my head, I accept that. I just wish other people would so I can talk to them about it without hearing "No no no, it's not your fault." It's got to be someones fault and I'm the one who left you. I'm the one that gave you no reason to stay in MI. Before we started dating you were looking into the ARMY, but you stopped because of me. After I broke up with you though you went right back to the ARMY and joined. If I would have never met you, you would have been there sooner (or not at all) and not been on the road where that bomb was; or if I took you back you would have stayed here with me. Your words are echoing
I Just Gotta Say
mother fuckin' weeeeeeeeeeeeee I ♥ caffeine. and stuff! and things. Yay! w00t! lollercoasters i r nerdicus lulz weeeee.
Club
so im at this club on tuesday, and one of the waitress' comes in off work to drink.we are tslking and the conversation is going good.well the club was closing down and me being the nice guy i am, asked her if her and her friend who also worked there was ok. asked if they needed a ride, they said they would let me know. we exchanged numbers. i texed her to make sure things were ok and that they were bein taken care of, she said yes, that i was a sweetheart for being there for them. then all of a sudden the question is aked, she says, how old are you? i text her back and tell her that im 37, no reply back. i know its not a big deal, i will always be there for the women that work there. i will be a bouncer there till i leave, but i mean age is just a number. she was all interested, before the age was even talked about. i was sitting there havin a drink, she walked up and started talking to me. i didnt initiate anything. how messed up is that, or i just me.
Hot To The Touch
I close my eyes; feeling the heat arise. I find the burning spot; all moist and all so hot. I touch the sensual flower; giving my fingers all the power. Thinking of you; Oh, if you only knew. Touching it real nice and slow; letting the hot lava flow. Anxiety gets the best of me; freeing up the desires in me. Rubbing harder, faster now; Getting all the pleasures I T will allow. As I scream and thrash about. Passion overcomes me without a doubt. Creamy eruptions float to the surface.; Huge explosions burn through me like a furnace. I cannot withhold any longer! letting out one last moan; the volcano erupts as I groan. Smelling the erotic odor of my passions scent. Lifting my fingers up to my nostrils letting it liqueur . Putting them to my lips; I taste the sweet nectar, wishing U were here to make it all that much sweeter.This is all I have to give for the moment. Until the day comes when yourself can enjoy the sweet seductive scent. As
My Friend
you sound so sad, yet there is nothing i can do i want to reach out and hug you but you are not here, you are too far away i want to know that you are alright how can i go to bed thinking otherwise you seem so sad and i know you are please dont cry i dont want you too you are my friend as you know this to be true please be strong hun for it will get better soon i know it will deep in my heart it may seem like right now that your world is falling apart but i am here to hold you up i wont leave you when you think you had enough i will stay by your side i may not be near you but i will always be here for you you are my best friend and i will never i leave you side --- (hun be strong for me, please i know that right now all you want to do is cry but please remember that i will always be here for you..i will never leave!!)
Omg!! I Can't Believe They Did That!!
A big thank you to all these people that helped me level. Please go show them lots of love. lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Mistress to Hopeless Romantic@ fubar ~PebblesinAZ~AKA QueenSlut!~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar Texas Tea ~FFF of Fubar~CT Wife of Devil Dog@ fubar ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar GARY~rl engaged 2 Christina~shadow leveler~FU OWNED & FUMARRIED TO~ BooBoo@ fubar ~UNDISCOVERED SOUL~*TOP SHELF CREW MEMBER*@ fubar MrDiamond ~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar ~ KiKiSparkles ~ Heterosexual ~ Please Read My "No Jerk Rules" ~ True Diva ~ Fu Angel@ fubar *♥SLŦRY♥* Ғ Ŧ.M..Ғ.@ fubar
Live At Budakahn
want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me. Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me. Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, d
So What Ya Doing?
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The Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great Chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!" The body builder tells her, "That's another 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran Out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, : I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!
Love Lies Bleeding ( 2008 )
Christian Slater stars in this thriller about a corrupt government agent's attempt to get back stolen money from a young couple. After they witnessed a shootout in their apartment complex, the pair runs away with their newfound riches. Unfortunately for them, Slater's DEA agent is not willing to let his fortune go and embarks on an action-packed chase. PART ONE Online Videos by Veoh.com PART TWO Online Videos by Veoh.com PART THREE Online Videos by Veoh.com PART FOUR Online Videos by Veoh.com
Some Times Even Chad Kroeger Is Alright...
Since the moment I spotted you Like walking 'round with little wings on my shoes My stomach's filled with the butterflies And it's alright Bouncing round from cloud to cloud I got the feelin' like I'm never gonna come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to you I get tongue-tied Turns out, everything I say to you Comes out wrong and never comes out right So I'll say why don't you and I get together an' take on the world, be together forever Heads we will and tails we'll try again So I say why don't you and I hold each other, fly to the moon and straight on to heaven Cause without you they're never gonna let me in When's this fever gonna break ? I think I've handled more than any man can take I'm like a love-sick puppy chasing you around And it's alright Bouncin' round from cloud to cloud I got the feeling like I'm never gonna come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to
So Many Nights
so many nights i sat here thinking of you smiling cuz i knew youd always be there now the tears are fallin and im scared i was wrong afraid you are going to walk away feelings have developed and finally admitted now i dont know what to do what to say or what to think i dont want to lose you so many nights youve been the one to make me smile
Everything That I Will Always Do For My Friends
If you ever need a helping hand I will be there If you ever are to weak to stand I will be there When you need someone to cry with you I will be there When you are happy I will be smiling with you When you laugh I will laugh too When you miss the one you love I will miss them too When you want to just sit in silence I will not say a word When you want to be alone I will leave When you are about to give up I will push you on When you don't want to live I will tell you how wrong you are I will tell you that you can go on I will tell you how you are strong I will look at all the good times we had and share them with you I will tell you it will get better I will stay with you till you are alright I will never give up on our friendship and I will never let you just die
All In All
i know i crossed the line the one between friends and lovers but i thought it was already crossed im sorry i didnt mean to fall didnt want to but you stole my heart and just held it tight i tried pullin away you wouldnt let me i cant help it even though i know i shouldnt shes the one you want but i want you i need you all in all i love you
Spend Or Save
Got this clip from the Washington Post, about our favorite president's tax plan. Can You Spend and Save?..>..>..>..>..>..>I used to be a die-hard bargain shopper. I once spent a month going back to one store waiting for a $200 sweater to go on sale. A few times a week during that month I would use my lunch break to go to the store to check on the price of the sweater. I even hid the sweater (in my size and color) on another rack hoping no one would buy it before the price dropped to the range I wanted to pay. Eventually the sweater went on sale for 80 percent off. I was so proud of that bargain. I told myself I had saved $160. But I really hadn't saved any money. I spent $40, plus tax. The fact is you never save when you spend.It's a lesson our government needs to learn. As the debate continues to rage about what if any rebate U.S. taxpayers should get to stimulate the economy, I can't help thinking about that sweater. I wasted a lot of energy with the mistaken notion that was I was sa
Freedom Isnt Really Free
Freedom does not come with an easy price It is not free, it cost's many lives To be free, giving your life is the ultimate sacrifice To think that many do this everyday, is a strange feeling that wont go away Many put their live's on the line for our freedom They do this everyday so we can be free There are many ways to thank them, and show your support They are just like you and me They all have family's No matter if they are near or far, they hold onto their dear one with so much love Keeping picture's of them beside their bed as they sleep at night, knowing that no matter where they go they can not hold them tight So they keep their picture close as they close their eye's, and hope in the morning that all will be alright They all hope that they will be safe till they get to come home, but many do not get to make it home They do not get to be welcomed by their family's loving arm's But those that don't make it home alive, have just made the ultimate sacrific
Welcome To Bawstin
Welcome to Bawstin ( Boston ) For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline. I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great! Information on Boston and the surrounding area: There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street . Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill . If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley . Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave ; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave ; South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End . The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night. Roxbury is The Burry,
What Have I Done
part of me thinks i just lost my best friend...the one person whos been there for me through everything in the past two years. the person who knows me better then anyone else, sometimes i even think he knows me better then i know myself. somewhere a long the line i fell for him and fell hard...told him tonight cuz he wanted to know. havent heard from him since. hes my sanity, my best friend, and in a way my lover. i dont want to lose him. dont want things to change between us...but i have a feeling i fucked things up again. im so good at doing that. every time i have something good, something that makes me happy i go and i fuck it up. i seriously hope hes just lettin it all sink in but he said he already knew so why would he have to let it sink in? when am i gonna learn...military men will always grab my hearat, and will always be able to crush me? god i hope i havent lost him. i dont think i could handle it.
The American Soldier(thank You Poem)
You all do your job with no questions asked, risking your lives night and day Some of you will make the biggest sacrfice For your country you will die But that dont faze you You have a job to do, and you all do it The things you all go through No one will ever know But for your country you will do what others will not You want there to be freedom in that far away land No more terror to plage the land of the free So you all give your service's to your country on one bending knee You pledge that you will fight for the ones that can not And you all do so No matter if some like it or not You are the best the world has ever seen The American Soldier!!! Fighting for the American Dream. (thank you for all the things that you do..may you always stay safe and may you all come home soon...too those that will not make it back i want to thank for making the biggest sacfrice of all fighting for what our flage stands for...thank you all!!
To All
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Send this balloon to everybody you like. You may also return it to me. If four balloons are returned to you, something you have been waiting for a long time will happen!!!! Believe me...... It really happens! Send a lot of little balloons to your friends!!! ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * . .?♥`?..?♥`?..?-- - - - - - - - - - ` ?..? ♥`?..?♥`?
Military Love(poem)
I MISS MY SWEETHEART SO MUCH I WANT HIM TO BE HERE SO THERE CAN ALWAY'S BE AN US BUT HE IS GONE OUT TRAINING FOR WAR AND NOW I KNOW JUST A LITTLE WHAT IT WILL FEEL LIKE BEFOR HE GOES OFF TO WAR I MISS HIM SO MUCH NOW I KNOW THAT WHEN HE LEAVE'S I WILL MISS HIM MORE BUT I WILL ALWAY'S BE WAITING AT THAT OPEN DOOR TELLING HIM TO COME IN, SO THAT WE MAY START WITH OUR LIFE AGAIN I DON'T WANT HIM TO LEAVE BUT IT IS HIS DUTY HE MUST GO AND FIGHT SO WE CAN BE FREE THAT IS WHY THEY ALL FIGHT, SO THAT YOU AND ME CAN LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED, THAT OUR FAMILY IS NOT SAFE SO THAT WE CAN HAVE WHAT EVER FAITH WE CHOOSE SO THAT WE ARE NOT TOLD WHAT WE CAN AND CAN'T DO NOT MANY PEOPLE SEEM TO CARE ANYMORE BUT WHAT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE GIVING THIER LIVE'S SO WE CAN DO ALL THE THING'S WE CHOOSE TO DO SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE THAT THERE ARE SO MAN
Newbie Here Haha....
I created this a while ago but i didnt understand it cuz im a lil ditsy... but im starting to figure it all out...
Lost
sometime wonder y here on earth. Why do we go through time and time again? Why when fall for someone u get hurt? Why doe everything have to hurt? Why can't life be good and fun?
A Poem For Our Military
i am worried about or military being safe and all i am worried about them fighting day and night for us all i really want them home where it's safe where i know that there wont be lot's that die that day i want them home where their family is i want them home so i know for sure they are safe why can't they just come home and fight another day why is our world like this in the first place why did the the those evil men take over our plane's that day why do they hate us so much i don't know why they hate us so much all i know is that we are fighting to be free but we were free to begain with if they would have just left us alone but no they had to come in and make us want to fight well now they know better cause i know that we will not give up we will fight to the end to protect our great land so our troop's may not be able to come home but they are fighting for our freedom from people who want to take it away the
Big Hugs !
i just wanted to say thanks to all that helped me get my vip ! it really showed me that i do still have some great friends on here ! if i could i would hug all of you but since i cant please consider this a big hug from me too all of you and if u ever need anything please just hollar i will be there for ya !
Love
what is love who every event the word Love Did that person every get hurt or exprince Love why was love ever event Is love nessary How can 4 letter make fell so good but can make feel so lost
Idiot Sighting
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in c
A Picture Worth A Million
I was going through photos on my camera and came across this one. My platoon and I have tried a different aproach to dealing with Iraqi's. It's a strange one . Just talk with people. This family in particular did not have many warm clothes for their kid. We gave them clothes and wood. And the Baby also got a box of Girlscout cookies.
Its Auction Time
SO I'M AM DOIN AN AUCTION FOR THE FIRST TIME... IT STARTS ON FEB 10 AND GOES TO THE 16... ITS ONLY OPEN TO 30 PPL... IF YOU WANT IN SEND ME A MESSAGE... NO SHOUT BOX MESSAGE... MEAN AN EMAIL MESSAGE... I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH BULL SHIT IN THE AUCTION EITHER... ANY OF THAT AND UR ASS WILL BE BLOCKED AND THE BULL SHIT COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED... U MUST FOLLOW ALL THE RULES OF THE AUCTION... AUCTION OPEN SOON SO LET ME KNOW IF U WANT IN :)
Crow Hopper
Are you a crow hopper well before you comment this take a goodlook around and see. Do you go to other's pages and see who all they have on there friend list? If so and you go and add them then yes you are a crow hopper kinda messed up. That anyone can just come and see who all is a friend and in your family and I have seen that it's not the men it's the lady's not all but if you leave a comment on a nice man's page WOW lookout. For some reason who know's they get all pissy and to be honest it's a social site not a love hook up place and if that is what some need's then what a life to have. So go crow hoppin and have fun. Whatever!!!!
Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Hmmmm.....10 things 1. Work way to much, go in early and stay late. 2. Can't do without my cell phone 3. Leave cubard(not spelt right) doors open 4. Am anal about certain things 5. Can be an exhibitionist lol (at home alone on fubar) 6. Am happy I am divorced 7. My daughter is my life 8. Letting my hair grow long, have a bald spot in the back. 9. Would like to get my ear pierced 10. And waiting to tag someone else. Its all in good nature and for fun.
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They try to determine Whom I love, They say all the wrong names, And then try to set me up It is a game to them Find my love But they will never know For my love is forbidden My love does not love me This hurts me most I can not blame thee For he does not know of my love towards him
Wish
I wish upon a star that no matter how far apart we are you will find me and you will see How perfect are we I wish that if for some reason my wishes dont come true That another person out there is wishing for me.. hopefully that person is you.
Stop It Now!!!
Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. Unreasonable explanation of the injury. Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse Aggressive or withdrawn behavior. Shying away from physical contact with parents or adults. Afraid to go home.
The Way Fire Chief Really Is!!!
LADIES... RUN FROM THIS MAN! RUN!!! *Firechief*/*Chief* 2nd Alarm Hotties/ CEO Demon House !! @ fubar bbG (10/11/2007 1:49:25 PM): whats your big message? bbG (10/11/2007 2:38:15 PM): Rest in peace fubar... lmmfao! They killed meh spotlight! Firechief Chief (10/11/2007 2:38:58 PM): hey there bbG (10/11/2007 2:39:31 PM): Hi. Firechief Chief (10/11/2007 2:40:08 PM): we are ok so u know U have many that are not comfy with you but that isnt me bbG (10/11/2007 2:40:24 PM): I dont care. bbG (10/11/2007 2:40:28 PM): I posted the resign. bbG (10/11/2007 2:40:33 PM): so whatever. Firechief Chief (10/11/2007 2:40:37 PM): I know Firechief Chief (10/11/2007 2:41:28 PM): we are not taking anyshit for anyone over u so know that bbG (10/11/2007 2:41:40 PM): omfg bbG (10/11/2007 2:41:44 PM): you wanna kiss ass bbG (10/11/2007 2:41:45 PM): fine bbG (10/11/2007 2:41:48 PM): dont kiss mine Firechief Chief (10/11/2007 2:41:50 PM): Not me Firechief Chief (10/11/2007 2:41:53 PM
Let It Be Heard
Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. Unreasonable explanation of the injury. Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse Aggressive or withdrawn behavior. Shying away from physical contact with parents or adults. Afraid to go home.
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Golf Terms
Just for golfers..... some new terminology .... * A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole * A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read * A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't. * A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution * An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim * An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker * A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another * A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand * A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect * Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water * A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed * An *O. J. Simpson* - got away with it * A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver * A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver * A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading * A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems * A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good * A *circus tent* - a BIG top * An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to g
What Is A Woman
An immature man see's a woman for her looks, the way she talks, the way she walks, how she dresses. She is his possesion A mature man see's a woman in a whole different way. He see's her heart, he hears what she is saying. She is his partner, in life they are one. A man is content an willing to come home after the day is done. After the children and family as well as friends have been taken care of. A man is willing to love the woman in his life. Because she has all the true qualities a woman possess. She is able to be kind, caring and compassionate along with the greatest gift of all LOVE.
In Search Of Enlightenment...
Been odd the last couple days. Just felt like i've needed to delve into psychedelic things. Lot of Tool's last 2 albums (mainly Disposition/Lateralis/Reflection/Wings for Marie/10,000 Days/ Right in Two), and Timothy Leary stuff, and Hendrix. And that damn commercial for something i never see, but always hear White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. "Go ask Alice, I think she'll knooooooooooooooooooow." Oh well. Finally. A poem: Star light, star bright What wishes will thou grant tonight? Bathe me in your light Soothe me with your sight. In the dark of midnight I lay On my bed I shall stay Peering into the nether Hoping for the one day I cut my tether. Sage, and Jasmine, and Patchouli I have burned them all on this night, Allowing a glimpse of eternity To pacify my psyche Spirits to the wind And souls to the heavens! Burn your bridges And re-build them stronger!
Church Service
An elderly couple was attending church services. About half way through, she leans over and says to her husband. "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid.".
Help
PLZ HELP ME GET LEVEL TO ALL MY FUBAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY HELP ME I WILL SEND YALL ALL GIFT O.K. LOVE ALL YALL
Seasons
summer lightning and rainbows and fire on the mountain the sun shines in rain winter cold wet hazy air no one feels like dancing now let's all go get drunk
10 Minutes In October '94
the world was orange today all suffused with hazy glow I watched 'til it was gone
St. Francis Xavier Church, 7 A.m.
left downtown, waiting a girl with a camera asked if she could take my picture asked if i was waiting for someone i said no i lied
Pesky Flowers
Roses are red, but violets aren't blue And roses aren't always red Sometimes they are yellow, or white Roses smell nice, I put some rose petals in the ashtray of my car No one smokes in there, and if they did, they could ash out the window
Plces To Go//tings2do.
So I decided to start a list, and cross them off as I go.. Places to go. .Bed bath & Beyond .Applebees .Texas .North Carolina .Hooters Things to do. .Ride a bull (mechanical or real) .Go to college .Party for a week straight .Buy an international mxt or rxt .Teach my dog agility ...To be continued...
Eternity..
Wandering in darkness grope, Finding not a glimpse of hope. Fingers touch to find my way, Each foot fall, my heart betrays The fear which drives me through the day. Suddenly the ground is lost, Flailing arms as body's tossed. Splashing down in crimson pool, The warm embrace is much too cruel, I curse this lowly, wretched fool. Floundering in this self made hell, Warmth increasing as I dwell, Within the confines I create, Screaming as myself berate, Giving in to this, my fate.
Time To Repair.
The rustling of the leafs beneath her feet were the only sound she heard. The light, but freezing breeze, was all she felt. And her shadow on the ground before her was all that she could see. But that was not all that was around her. Her breath was visible to more then just her. Her footsteps in the crisp leaves, were not heard by her alone. and the walk she took, basking in the moon's soft glow, was not at all solitary. In anyway, what so ever. He stood in the darkness, shadows obscuring his form with his eyes held tight on hers. He had remembered her differently. Taller, almost. Not as dumpy, not as thick, not as lethargic in her movements. But time had passed. How much, he wasn't quite sure. But it had changed her. Left her damaged in a way that only one who truly knew her could see. He thought about how some men might pass her, and see a woman, mildly attractive, with a warming smile, and intoxicating laugh. Where as all he saw, was a wretched demon of a whore, with a smile f
Door To Door
delusion salesmen offering eternal salvation for the low low price of belief
Snowman
I killed a man last week I covered him in snow He made a fine snowman He's standing in my yard All the neighbors say What a great snowman When spring comes Won't they be surprised!
Pain Of The Night..
Watch as this tear falls into empty space See it fall into life's nameless place Can you see the sparkle as it catches the light That sparkle once was happiness that is no longer in sight As it falls watch it, its color has changed From blue to bright red, it has a wide range There it goes all alone, it continues to fall With it, it takes the emotion, the emotion of all Wait, can you hear it? A sob has broke free Has shook the lungs cold, but yet it continues to be Here it comes, a force has been built between the eye A wall of shear water, it's now time to cry A shudder, a scream, darkness envelops your soul The darkness of the night has taken its toll
Ocean Lady
There is a lady who lives by the ocean, She loves it there but the connection is so much more, from the breeze to the waves she feels every motion. Having her toes in the soft warm sand is something she always did adore. She feels the animals of the sea and holds them as her own, She hears playing on the beach and creates sights for people to see, She keeps them al safe like children in her home, ensuring that there is no better place to be. She moves with this place, the people and the animals as they move with her they twist turn, ebb, and flow together. They share this bond bound by an unbreakable tether, It has always been this way and will go on until the end of forever.
She Was Only 13!!!!!!!!!!!
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade R
Friday Looks To Be Great
I'm gona sound so bad... Tomorrow, I'm getting up, dressed and fed (lol) then spend the whole day shopping for new clothes. Ladies you will hate me...I hate shopping!!! If I didn't need new clothes I wouldn't go, but ya know Crissy needs a new pair of tennis shoes and some new skirts and stuff... Then after that I come home take yet another shower (did I mention I have a very low tolerance for poor hygene habits?) I go see the boyfriend. 12 years of on again off again, Will it work this time, not like the relationship has ever been over, we just sorta walked away from each other, but we were always friends regardless... So today (Friday) looks to be a good one. Still I feel the old insecurities creeping in, maybe I'm being nuratic
Demon Crew Profile Of The Week 2/7/08
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Unconditionally
Strong arms, Comforting hold, Tears vanishing into cloth Pain fading to nothing Trying to draw her pain to him He whispers as she moves away Soft so only she hears, "I love you." Said with a smile, So she knows what he means Not romantically, but as friends, or siblings maybe Saying he'll be there Wether in the room, over the phone, or emotionless internet He'll be there when needed To free the pain. It's not love that makes the world go 'round It's caring for each other, unconditionally
American Native Language
HEMACA OIYOKPA HE, MITAWA WANAGIYATA KI KIGI, MITAWA CANTE KI WABLI MITAWA NITUNKASILA NITUNKASILA OKIMOS, NATA UN HAHATUWA MIYE HCA HI EL SUMANITU TAKA WIYA CUWITKU UN HAHATUWA WINYAN YATAPI UN MITAWA CANTE
Married Not Blind
i am married but not blind. for all my female friends, i love to flirt and comment your sexy pics if i ever offend you just let me know. im here to have fun not to stalk and scare women. if you ever want rates just let me know. im here as a good friend. my wife is pepsikola420. check her out we are both cool.
Nato At Pains To Dismiss Afghan Tensions
Nato at pains to dismiss Afghan tensions Nato defence ministers have dismissed talk of a crisis over their operation in Afghanistan. Meeting in the Lithuanian capital, Vilnius, the ministers are all keen to make clear that they believe progress is being made in Afghanistan, both at a military and civil level. Nato Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer insisted Afghanistan was a vastly better place than when the Taleban were in charge. While challenges remained, he said he was still cautiously optimistic about the country's future. US Defence Secretary Robert Gates, meanwhile, said he had been encouraged by what he had heard from European allies about increasing their troop contributions to the International Security Assistance Force (Isaf) deployed in Afghanistan. Map of main troop deployments It was his blunt words - and stern letters to some of the US's European allies in the run-up to the meeting - that had stirred fresh talk of crisis within Nato. Di
Six Die In Attack On Us Council
Six die in attack on US council A gunman has opened fire on a council meeting in the US city of St Louis, Missouri, killing five people before being shot dead, authorities have said. The gunman reportedly entered shouting "shoot the mayor" and killed two policemen and three others before police shot him. The building in the suburb of Kirkwood has been cordoned off. Around 30 people were at the council meeting. The mayor was reportedly shot and wounded. Missouri Governor Matt Blunt condemned the "senseless and horrific crime at an open government meeting". "I join Missourians tonight in praying for the victims, their families and friends and everyone in the community of Kirkwood," he said. Fought back Police said one officer was killed outside City Hall and another inside. I laid on my stomach waiting to get shot Janet McNichols, St Louis Post-Dispatch "He shot three other people who were attending the council meeting. They also are deceas
Emotion
the winter nights are so cold and dreary. it's another night without you near me. i miss the smell of your skin and the way your lips taste.when it was cold outside, you would keep me warm with your sweet embrace. the nights we spent making love in the campfire light,our bodies becoming one within the pale moonlight.the things i miss about you i could never replace. what i wouldn't give to see again,the smile upon your face. i treasued your love,it was a love so strong. but what did i do to lose your love?what did i do that was so wrong? did i not love you enough? did i say things to hurt you.did i not give you the things you need? was my love not true? as the sun goes down on my shattered heart.i replay like a movie in my mind,the day our love fell apart. if i could go back and change that day. i would show you how much i loved you,everyday. and if i only had one wish to give to you on your brand new start. it would be for god to grant you the strength to mend your
Tagged
1. My day is not complete without the hearing the laughter of my kids. 2. I'm spontanious,unless it involves spending money. 3. I have a really hard time falling asleep, unless I have one leg uncovered, doesn't matter which one. 4. I don't use difinate words (never, ever, always, etc...) 5. I make sure I learn something new everyday. 6. I love potato chips vs. crackers in my soup. 7. The greatest professors I've had the previledge of learning from never finished school. 8. I can't make myself crawl into an unmade bed. 9. Doing dishes, vacuuming the floor and cooking relax me. 10. I'll pass the laundry to whoever wants to do it. Action Breakin Mzbtch2u66 Cranky Coorslight
Pink Blackberry Pearl 8130 Valentines Gift
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For My Gorgeous Fu Wife Queen B1
baby u amke me happy, and u make me smile. u make my world go round and round. u r the sparkle in my eye, u r the light at the end of my tunnel. u bring out the best in me, and u make me shine. ur lips, ur nose, ur eyes, ur hair, ur smile, so perfect, so flawless. i have truly found the woman of my dreams. u and i are forever and evr.most of all u have shown me how to love and respect.
Banter
I was woken up out of a dead sleep by a dream that I was having this is what came to my mind. I had to get this so I grabbed the nearest pen(marker) before I lost this. The devil came to me one night as I was contemplating my life's past, present, and possible future. True to form she told me she would give me what I wanted most if I gave something that she wanted. This perked my curiousity so I agreed. "I want your soul," she replied. "Not mine to give." I told her. "It belongs to the father in heaven." "I want your body." She said now showing less restraint in the tone of her voice. "Nor does my body belong to me but the earth from which it was sculpted." A small smirk raises from my lips while saying this. Getting aggrivated she commands that I should give her my mind. "Give me all of those fabulous thoughts you have." She snickers when saying this. "My mind is not my own for it wonders where it may may and only comes back to tell me a story or two." The smirk
Seen Better Days.....
WHY DO PEOPLE BRING YOU DOWN? YOU CAN WAKE UP IN A GREAT MOOD AND PEOPLE JUST FUCKING BRING YOU DOWN..MEN BEING A MAJORITY! WOMEN CAN'T JUST BE THEIR SELVES..ITS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. BEING CALLED DEGRADING NAMES....MADE FUN OF BECAUSE I CRY. PUT DOWN BECAUSE ID RATHER BE CALM THAN YELL AND FIGHT. CONSTANTLY I FEEL I GOT TO PICK UP MY PIECES, BUT YET THEY KEEP FALLING DOWN. SOMETIMES I HAVENT EVEN PICKED UP ALL THE PIECES BEFORE WHAT I HAVE HAS FALLEN. IVE BEEN A GOOD PERSON ALL MY LIFE. I JUST OFTEN WONDER WHEN ITS GONNA BE MY TIME TO SHINE. IM SO TIRED OF THE PERSON WHO ONCE SAID THEY LOVED ME, CONSTANTLY PUTTING ME DOWN. ALL BECAUSE HES LOST ME FOR GOOD. I KNOW IM A FOOL AND I GIVE MANY CHANCES, BUT ONCE IM DONE...I NEVER LOOK BACK....ON A LAST NOTE: IM TIRED OF HEARING MEN SAY "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST," WHEN HONESTLY ITS GOOD HEARTED WOMEN WHO ALWAYS FINISH LAST......BECAUSE TROPHY WOMEN COME IN FIRST PLACE ALWAYS......BEING TREATED RIGHT IS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.....
Deaths
137,892 People Natural disasters in 1979 * Windsor Locks, Connecticut Tornado People who died on May 14 (various years) * 2007 - lo Jgi, Estonian freedom fighter * 2006 - Eva Norvind, Mexican actress * 2006 - Stanley Kunitz, American poet * 2006 - Lew Anderson, American actor and bandleader * 2004 - Anna Lee, British actress * 2003 - Robert Stack, American actor * 2003 - Wendy Hiller, British actress * 2003 - Dave DeBusschere, American basketball player * 2000 - Obuchi Keizo, Prime Minister of Japan * 1998 - Marjory Stoneman Douglas, American conservationist * 1998 - Frank Sinatra, American singer and actor * 1997 - Harry Blackstone Jr., American magician * 1995 - Christian B. Anfinsen, American Nobel laureate * 1993 - William Randolph Hearst Jr., American newspaper magnate * 1993 - Patrick Haemers, Belgian criminal * 1992 - Nie Rongzhen, Chinese Communist military leader * 1992 -
Circles
long story, but interesting (names of persons and places changed to protect the guilty)... i worked at mcdonald's when i was in high school. one of the people with whom i worked there was a girl named susan. she was not a pleasant person to be around - poor hygene, not terribly bright, not at all attractive, bitter... but i was nice to her. not long before my ten-year class reunion, i received a packet in the mail from our class president about the reunion. it requested a post-high school bio for a book that would be distributed at the reunion. i wrote my bio and sent it in. in it, i talked about my experience with drugs, hitting bottom, being homeless, then being picked up by God. i talked about becoming a minister, which i'm sure was a shock to those who knew me. it's probably somewhat of a shock to my friends who will read this. *shrugs* i'm not an ordained pastor, but i'm licensed by my church to fill in when a pastor is not available. anyway, the reunion came an
Age Old Question
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."
I Got Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I love the ocean 2) I am wiccan 3) I smoke 4) I am a little kinky 5) I like WWE Wrestling 6) I love chocolate 7) I like horror movies 8) I collect rocks 9) I love dragons 10) i want to lose 40 lbs I Tagged luTin, starwhisper, jolyn, Daddy M and Sinfully_Tormented
Bubba And The Psychiatrist
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the psychiatrist. "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now." Who says rednecks are stupid?
Why Women Go To The Bathroom With Their Friends
SO TRUE!!!!!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occuppied. Finally a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get i to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't-so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!!!), yank down your pants and assume "the STANCE". In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken the time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so y
7 Degrees Of Blonde
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" T he wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,. -:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and bu
Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke (if you're a blond, don't take offense, simply substitute "nurse" for where it says "blond") A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidently cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart. Why Wal-Mart you ask ... ??? Well DUH! Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!
Scam
Here's a new Phone Scam going on that you should be aware of involving Jury Duty: This has been verified by the FBI (their link is included below). Most of us take summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Give out any of this information and bingo; your identity just got stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states, including Oklahoma , Illinois , and Colorado This (scam) is particularly insidious because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into giving information by pretending they're with the court system. The FBI and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web sites, warning consumers a
Abstinenece
Abstinence... Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "A can of paint?!?" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." < >
Cigarettes And Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
Repost --- And My Thoughts
""When fubar decided to become an 18 and over site long ago it wasn't because we thought it'd be cool to see naked people all over the site. Instead, we thought it'd be nice for adults to have a place to go and socialize without running into their children and teenage counterparts, like on all those other sites. With this said, fubar is NOT an adult site. fubar will be cracking down on adult-style PRIMARY photos. This means that if we come across your primary photo that looks like it belongs in an adult magazine, it will be flagged, and we will not un-flag it once it is moved into a different folder. Consider this your warning. Primary photos that are found to be sexually suggestive, crude, and otherwise tasteless (as will be decided by fubar admin and will not be arguable) will be flagged and/or deleted. Please share this support blog with all your friends and family so they're not caught by surprise..."" I agree with the idea that photos on primary shouldn't be pussies
Cause I Had To
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Im a 33 yr Leukemia survivor 2) Both my parents are dead 3) I had chicken pox when I was 22. 4) I love to body surf 5) I have owned only 4 cars in the 25 yrs ive been driving. 6) Im addicted to Fubar. 7) I havent had a moving violation ticket in almost 17 yrs. 8) I share the same B-Day as Barbara Striesand. 9) I had a double hernia operation when i was 7. 10) When I was in my early 20's i used to shoot out store front windows with a slingshot and slash car tires.....something Im not proud of at all. I'm going to Tag, Ms Boodie, Tinky, Vonnie, Kelly Ann, Arynmoon.......Have fun, hope to see your blogs...
Second Hand Store
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place then on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine, 4. Leave a note on the door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jake, Duke Slim and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside....Cooter
Parabola
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment, We are Choosing to be here, right now. Hold on, stay inside... This hoooooly realityy, this hoooooly experience. Choosing to be here in... This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal all this pain is an illusion. Aliiiiive! In this hoooooly reality, in this hoooooly experience. Choosing to be here in... This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal all this pain is an illusion... Twirling round with this familiar parable. Spinning, weaving round each new experience. Recognize this as a holy gift and, celebrate this (chance to beeeeee alive and breathing 2x) This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. we are eternal. all this pain is an illusion.
Priceless1
While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said,"I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Cost $45.00 Look On The Cops Face...PRICELESS For everything
Why Girls Should Avoid A Night Out After They Are Married!!!
If this does not make you laugh, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = Midnight!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him Midnight".. . he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
Stinkfist
Something has to change. Undeniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear. Constant over stimulation numbs me But I would not want you any other way. Just not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my. I can help you change tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be well upon our waaay. Blend and balance pain and comfort deep within you till you will not want me any other way. But it's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip awaaaaaaaay. Chupa minha pica pichu Chupa minha pica pinto Something kinda sad about, the way that
Tag Your It?!
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. This is actually my second Fu-blog... I think! 2. I have had 4 ear surgeries now 3. I don't have tonsils ( and therefore no gagreflex so to speak) 4. I ride horses.... not in the gross way... but yes, I ride english saddle and currently and training to do jumping. 5. I have been using computers since I was 9! and Roleplaying since I was 8!! 6. I am dyslexic... I don't like reading, but I LOVE writing and roleplaying! 7. I have tried to commit suicide 5 times in my life. 8.I like guys with long hair, strong jaw lines, pretty eyes, talents, mystery, and just a tad of crazy! 9. I'm in love with va
Swamp Song
My warning meant nothing. You're dancing in quicksand. Why don't you watch where you're wandering? Why don't you watch where you're stumbling? (You're wading knee deep and going in. 2x) This bog is thick and easy to get lost in cause you're a stupid, belligerent fucker. This bog is thick and easy to get lost in cause you're a dumb ass, belligerent fucker. I hope it sucks you down. My warning meant nothing. You're dancing in quicksand. Why don't you watch where you're wandering? Why don't you watch where you're stumbling? You're wading knee deep and going in, and you may never come back again. This bog is thick and easy to get lost in cause you're a stupid, belligerent fucker. This bog is thick and easy to get lost in cause you're a dumb ass, belligerent fucker. I hope it sucks you down! My warning meant nothing, You're dancing in quicksand. Why don't you watch where you're wandering? Why don't you watch where you're stumbling? You're wading knee deep and go
To My Baby Maine_ Mama
rose's are red and violets are blue the only thing in this world that means the most to me is u no matter what throught the good and the bad times u will always be considered mine and from that i call u the angel in my life and soon i will ask u to be my wife so that way we can never be apart my heart is yours for the taken ill never take u for granted and will always have u in my life i love u baby forever and always till the days in this world end and from where i stand that is forever....this is my dedication to u baby the girl that i have fallen in love with the girl that has taken my heart and locked it away so it will be safe. love u maine_mama
Mccain Vs. Obama
The newest political polls show that Obama has the biggest chance of beating McCain in the 2008 election 48% to 41%. I'm trying to understand how anyone could vote for a man whose middle name is Hussein, was raised as a Muslim and has done nothing for this country or achieved anything except being a good speaker. Democrats and the American people have to be incredibly stupid if this is the best they can come up with. Romney will actually begin putting a new Presidential campaign together in 2 years for 2012, so he's expecting Obama or Hillary to win in 2008. We are doomed if Obama is elected. He will allow third world immigrants to flow into our country and what will he do if we're attacked again by muslims, considering he was raised as one? My opinion is the Democratic party and the liberal media is pushing for him to be elected just because they want to put a black man in office. They don't care about quality or they would propose Colin Powell run for President. This whol
Eh!!! Does It Matter Anyway....
Well I knew it would come, but what differance does it make? Where did it go and why? Why is it still here but gone? Why does it feel good but hurt so much as well? Does it really matter anyway? Probably not, this is the way my life goes and honeslty, who cares but me, and I really don;t give a shit either. No one else gives a shit so why should I. F.T.W.
Ozz
Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I will live a long happy life knowing Krissy will not sign at my funeral. 2. Lifes a bitch then you marry one 3. Life is what you make of it 4. Laughter is the best medicine even when you dont feel like laughing. 5. FYI. I am the nicest guy I know....lol shaddup Krissy 6. No matter how much money you make, you cant take it with you 7. I love to hunt, fish and play golf 8. I love to help people, even if they don't help me 9. I'll try anything once, twice if it feels good 10. I try to find humor in everything, my glass is alway's half full
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Kids
Looking at my friend' Terry's blog..thought I would add to it..and I can only imagine there will be more additions, more thoughts... As a parent, ok...a single parent, I remember most the time I ACTUALLY SPENT with my children. Spending time with you children I think is THE MOST IMPORTANT moments of our lifetimes... Sitting on the floor, reading their favorite book for the 52nd time, playing legos, and lincoln logs, basketball hoops, riding bikes, sitting quietly just before they fall asleep, as they whisper their dreams and the I love you's. And I also regret that their Dad was not more involved in their lives. I was the stay at home mom...cooking, cleaning..diapers, formula. I did it all..while Dad was out working...out on the road...long time between visits...hands on dads are so important to children...a child wonders what he or she might have done that Dad won't come home, or call or visit. Just because you had one moment whem sperm met egg...does not a Dad make. How d
Conflicted
Why did my daddy and stepmom have to die? That's the question I keep asking myself. I lost my faith the day they were taken and it's going to be a long time before I get it back again.
Eat, Drink And Shut The Hell Up
A cottage industry has sprung up around villifying food. We've been Mens Healthed and Cosmopolitaned to death. Every damn day, there's a news article from some bunch of busybody, half-assed pseudo-scientists proclaiming that every morsel of food you put in your mouth is one step closer to an early grave. It's gotten to the point where we're being warned the fumes from our microwave popcorn are going to kill us deader'n a doornail. The Catholics have already done a wonderful job of instilling a sense of shame in a large part of the world's population when it comes to good, old fashioned fornicatin'. The folks who are attempting to do the same with food can kindly suck my fat, butter eating, beer drinking cock. A personal trainer friend of mine, a great chick who admittedly has the kind of body you'd pull out from under your mattress and smack Pedro around to in middle school, is of that philosophical view that putting calories in your body is a necessary evil whose only purpose is
Are You One?
THEN YOU NEED TO BE ONE! GODDESS OF LIGHT AND PHOENIX HAVE DECIDED ITS TIME BAN THE TEMPTING TIGERS TOGETHER! A GROUP OF MEN THAT WE ADORE BY LETTING EVERYONE KNOW WHAT A TIGER YOU ARE! ANNOUNCING THE "TIGERS OF TEMPTATION"!!! MAYBE YOU HAVE A LITTLE PURR IN YOU... BUT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF GROWL TOO! ANYONE CAN BE A TIGER OF TEMPTATION. IF YOU HAVE GOODNESS IN YOUR HEART THEN JOIN US! WHAT DO YOU GET BY BEING A TIGER? LOVE FROM THE BOTH OF US, PIMPOUTS IN BLOGS AND BULLETINS, ADDED TO A SPECIAL ALBUM ON BOTH OF OUR PROFILES, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE! SO COME ON...HIT US BOTH UP..TELL US YOU WANT TO JOIN! LET US MAKE YOU A TIGER! ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU ADD TIGER OF TEMPTATION TO YOUR NAME! (LADIES IF YOU KNOW OF ANYONE THATS A TIGER LET US KNOW!)
How To Get Rated A 1!
Well I'm back after a bit of a vacation from the computer, some times it a real good thing to step away from the keyboard before you really do something nuts! As I cruised Fubar tonight I kept running in to my pet peeve, women who post slutty and smutty photos on the 'bar and then have a mad cow about the comments they get and us guys hitting on them. Internet rule #1 If you post smut, you get smut, don't show us you cleavage if you can't take the comments. Internet rule #2 Making rules and being nasty are counter productive, all it does is egg us guys on. We like it when you get all bent out of shape. Internet rule #3 Don't boor me with your whining. If someone acts like an ass just block them. Posting all the rules and nasty comments in the world won't stop it. So just go to the block and save a whole lot of time and effort. Internet rule #4 Act like a nasty conceited witch and you will get rated a 1. I really don't care how I get rated or if I get blocked, I'm her
My 1st Happy Hour Feb 9th 11pm Pst
On Saturday Feb 9th at 11pm PST, 2am EST I will be having my very first Happy Hour, thanks to all my friends :) xoxoxox ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ ~*DSC*~ "Fu Owned by "Sexy Baby Blue Eyes"@ fubar
I Am
I am yet what I am none cares or knows; My friends forsake me like a memory lost; I am the self-consumer of my woes- They rise and vanish in oblivion's host, Like shadows in love, frenzied, stifled throes- And yet I am, and live - like vapours tost. Into the nothingness of scorn and noise, Into the living sea of waking dreams, Where there is neither sense of life or joys, But the vast shipwreck of my life's esteems; Even the dearest, that i love the best Are strange- nay, rather stranger than the rest. I long for scenes, where man hath never trod. A place where woman never smiled or wept. There to abide with my Creator God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where i lie, The grass below, above, the vaulted sky.
So...
I don't know why I'm posting but I am. I don't have anything to say. But what about that 20 inches of snow huh? *moves to Florida* It hasn't been a month since the road trip to Florida and it feels like forever. New favorite word-PEWP
Tag You Are It....
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am very tenderhearted and hate to say no. 2. I am still trying to figure out the next chapter in my life since being on my own. 3. I worry too much. 4. I don't like cold weather, food or drinks. 5. I love yellow and royal blue. 6. I love to help people and wish I had more time to do so. 7. I make a habit of a shower in the morning and a bath at night. 8. I love music of all kinds. 9. I don't like to shop. 10. I want more real, true blue friends.
Fubucks For Rates **dates Have Changed**
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. More colors. Hey everyone! I have a deal for you and it starts on Saturday! Starting Feb 9th @10 am CST to Feb 15th @10 am CST.(this has changed from the previous dates that were set, if all goes well I will extend it) I will pay you FuBucks for your ratings. I have picture folder marked Fubucks for rates. I will open it Feb 9th @10 am CST. I also have a bunch of stash that you can rate also. Rules and $$$ amounts listed below: 1. Must be on my friends list, as the folder will only be open to friends. 2. Message me, not shout box, what you are going to do, then email when you are done. 3. All will be verified. Remember everyone gets more points at Happy Hour! $$$$ is as follows: 15,000 fubucks / 100 11's 5,000 fubucks / 100 10's 2,000 fubucks / 100 stash rated This will help you get points and fubucks and help me level and get points. Looking forward to seeing you all on February 9th! Make sure you are on my f
Stop It Now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. Unreasonable explanation of the injury. Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse Aggressive or withdrawn behavior. Shying away from physical contact with parents or adults. Afraid to go home.
For The Ladies Only
hello fu peeps......its been a minute..but im doin this blog for the ladies......its bout time somebody show some positive love...to them...not just drool and beg them for things that makes them feel less than what they worth.....but im here to do the 180....yes that right...nuttin nasty but showin love to those who help make my experience on here great.....first i want to shout out the ladies in my name......i start from last to first so bear with me.... first cuite and starr..... them two been cool to me from day one... starr is a sweet and kid and very funny....no matter what she had my back....in our former fam on anyhwere when i needed her hse was there to help me..and treat me fair.... that's why she my sis...and my freind....cutie aka jess....she very unique person....very out going..nice real and dont take bs... when i was goin thru stuff she never judge me...or anything....she always help me or my freinds....she does stuff with asking....al
Well It's Over
Well I don't know what to say here really, cause I've all done said it in that "meeting" Some of you I will hold dear to my heart; others I never got the chance to meet you. So here it goes. I believed in something that I thought was impossible - an that was an online "family" a group of people who took each other in. Yeah families have differences of opinions but also come to a compromise. Well tonight, I experienced something that I never in my life felt that I would go through. You know I did learn a valuable lesson through this all. Before certain things are done and said and put into place-there should be things set in place. Regardless of this or that. Ok basically, before you bite the hand that brought that foundation together, step back an take a look at the reality of things. The ones that read this bout the DBC will know what i'm saying. Some of you have no clue what LOYALTY, RESPECT and HONOR will ever mean. For those that get it eventually, I have faith in
Please Come To My New Lounge
Come and Join My New Lounge And Meet And Chat With Some Great Friends And Make Some Too. And Please Tell your Friends About It. Here Is the Link:http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=54816 you May Have To Copy And Paste The Link Please Repost This And Send It To Your Friends Please And AM Hiring Too Bouncers,Some Who Can Do The Hiring, And Some Who Can Run The Lounge For The Most Of The Day/Night If your Interested Contact Me Or Shelby So Please Repost Please
Tag!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spend way too much time online. 2. I have a thing for dark hair and eyes. 3. I hate it when people are having a chat conversation with me (even just a here and there one) and sign out without saying goodnight. 4. I eat almonds almost every day... Usually in the morning at work with coffee. 5. I'm an Ozzy freak and will bang my head anytime I hear 80's metal. 6. I was in the National Honor Society and on the Deans and Presidents list in college. 7. I'm a poet and a writer. Words on a page turn me on. 8. I am part bionic... 9. I love the mountains and camping out. 10. I'm part Jewish, Spanish, D
Mommy
Why did you leave? How bad could i have been? I was 6 months old Why did you carry me that long? Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? you could have aborted.... could have ended it all before it started. You chose not to. Instead I'm left living with this . Wondering,eager,doubting my own self worth. Was that your plan? Did you want to hurt me that bad? Why? What did i do? Even if it wasn't my fault.... why have i not heard from you? the only time you heard me talk was when i asked you to come see me And all you said was... "I don't drive" If you're on here I hope you find me And I hope you read this. I hope you see what I've become. I hope you regret what you've done. I hope it eats at you Like a cancer uncureable terminal I hope you're happy with the new life you have With the kids you were kind enough to keep. I will always resent you And all that you are I hope you're happy W
***what Jeremy Means***
***What Jeremy Means*** You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you w
Long Distance Relationships
Title: long distance relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not
A Dream
A Dream I thank the Lord for creating the beauty of you. Who has shown me how your heart is so humanly true. Who is the most precious person in my life. Someone I would be honored to call my wife. I thank the Lord for giving me this chance, To wine you, and dine you with all my love and romance. Trying to express my Love for you through these words. As we fly up high on the clouds as if were birds. I want you to know how deep my Love runs for you. Yes, deep in my soul, and in my bones too. You are the most precious person in my life Someone with no doubt, I would never think twice. Who has the power to move my heart Into believing in you from the start. As though you were the sea and I am the beach, Moving my heart to depths no one else could ever reach! My love for you grows stronger day by day And I dont care what others may say. You are my life, my world, my joy And Yes my dear, I am your toy. Do with me, my love, whatever you wish Praying to God
Its Five Oclock Somewere
about me im just your normal redneck got to love mud and rockcrawling and working on my lowrider that ever one should have one of and this one was my dads project and it got left for me to finish just and will tell you about it when i get the cord to up load pictures from my camera to fubar and this is the coolest place on the net hope you all have fun
Fixed_identity
I think Identity is very important to humankind cause its justifies certain people and cultures cause in another sense is the clarification for identities. By educating and providing us with social, political, economical, national, religious and cultural groups, the society in general offers us a wide range of roles to adapt or achieve, and we are rewarded if we do these roles as well as possible roles of teenagers, workers, business people,politicians, priests, doctors, spouses, parents, pensioners, Italians, Greeks. The traditions, the dispositions and the country where we live;they also enables us to do certain roles. This push, sometimes subtle and gentle, sometimes blunt and insolent, forcibly imposed or voluntarily accepted, modifies our nature up to a level that we may become fully identified with the designated or a adapted role . We may even stop to notice what adaptations we have made when we are emphasizing roles, assuming that what we are doing is participatin
Attention All Friends!
IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO, PLEASE FAN ME!
400th Member............
Want a little mouth watering taste of the Forbidden Fruit with me DJ Sexxy... Tonight I have upped the stakes to the 400th member to join while I am the Dj...thats from 10 pm to 1 am pacific time... The prize will be a 1 day blast plus 20k fubucks!!! I see in your eyes you wanna taste...well come on in, just click this banner here were sin never tasted so sweet....
My Dream Girl
My Dream Girl I guess you already know of my dream girl So sweet and lovely, a precious pearl. The most Gorgeous woman I have ever seen Has some how jumped right out of my dream. But still out of reach or a single touch That forces me to beg, and pray for so much. A feeling of warmth and joy she gives With her beauty, and style, and the way she lives. I know she can sing like an Angel you see Because my dream girl has just smiled at me. Giving me joy and making me free And now I feel that shes just singing to me. A sweetheart I will never really know For she is on my screen, just for a show. I wish I knew her more intimately Dreaming of her standing right next to me. Would I melt in awe and lose my gift of words Knowing she is more precious than any dove. Fall to my knees for they grow weak Standing no more but bowing at her feet. Not able to move or even speak Yes, she has the power to make me so weak. Not because she is so fine you see But because
Dream Within A Dream
Take this kiss upon the brow! And in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow- You are not wrong who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night,or in a day, Ina vision,or in none, is it therefore the less gone! All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar of a surf-tormented shore, And i hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand- How few!yet how they creep through my fingers to the deep, While i weep-while i weep! O God!can i not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God!can i not save one from the the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream?
My Very Rare Personality Quiz.
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Have A Heart And Please Rate My Pic For This Contest
(repost of original by 'Joyridin2w--DB Crew member' on '2008-02-06 08:21:54')http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=331011
Life
Today, my senses and feeling go hand in hand with the weather today....sunny, with the cooling breeze of spring... My senses have come alive once more...and not just because the weather is the best it will ever be...but because I am beginning anew...Like spring...my life starts fresh...With the wind that blows, it carries away the cold days of winter, and bring again life in my heart. Grass grows green, and the leaves bud on the trees...as feelings begin to grow deep within...ready to sprout with the smile of who I desire...or the warmth in his eyes...can this be???? We do not yet know, but there is the kindling of a fire brewing....a fire that could become a blaze, something that I would hope will burn a lifetime, but never ever go out... It will burn Hot at times, with passion and settle in the night to warmth and love and comfort as it enfolds the bodys it possesses...to once again break free of the boundaries and burn hot again...the cycle continues. But I get ahead of mysel
Survey... Took It From Pauly
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't
Restless
restless This town holds nothing for us We should go Nowhere in particular Just go Me and you Full tank in the jeep and the open road We'll see the sights and never miss a senic turn out we can take in the beauty of all we've been missing and take time to see the unseen close your eyes see it now we can just go we can leave this town
Asian Queen
Asian Queen You are PERFECTION in my eye, yes you are I wish I could get to you my Asian Queen, but you are so far. I could love you forever, no doubt in my mind I am sorry that I am a poor man stuck back in time. If I had money right now, you would be here And if that couldnt happen, then I would be there. That is all that is holding me here is this money If I had enough I would be on a plane searching for my honey. Money is the problem, yes it always seems Keeping me from my dream girl The Asian Queen. A love I have been looking for all my life And I can't reach you and make you my wife. I want you so much I can taste you honey I can smell you but I can't get to you for the lack of money. So yes I am sorry, for my hands are tied I am so sorry that I have a tear in my eye. My mouth is watering so much, for you are so sweet I wanna lick you all over from your head to your feet. And everything in between, and yes, I do mean everything Lick you deepy in p
Survey
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't
Bj's
BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE FOR MEN - kindly written by a woman 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does Not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to
Poetry
secret of the bottle I reached for my bottle today I knew it would help Help me to forget about you First shot:It said"we don't need her" second shot"you're better off alone third and fourth"this one will get her off your mind" the fifth left your taste on my lips Next shot you were holding my hand Yet another shot and you were sittin with me laughing, smiling A few more shots and our entire relationship played out begining to end from the first kiss to the final good bye i cryed as you put me to bed I reached for my bottle today to forget about you but you were all it wanted to talk about
Rap You Smo's Done By Me And Awesome Riend
Me: I am angie I am not pansy I will slap a bitch and throw her in a ditch I dont do drugs but I deskin thugs My best riend: going to the hood, like i should, shove my penis in a hoe, and scream oh jane doe my best riend: i am angie and im great, i got a testicle full of hate, it spits out white, i aint no nigga but i bite me: My name is lee I like bathing in pee I got spikey hair and my ass is bare I moleste angies mom while deskin phong killing babies is what tI do I aient adam and masterbate over a shoe Me: I am a Ubar guy all I want is her pie with a mmm and a mmm there I will mess up that hair I get hard ons over big mommas sometimes I love to do a llama handlotin on my cock and in a tube sock me best riend: you know im bullseye, im that kinda guy, dont playa hate my socks, because i like a girl holding my cock, and i freak like a girl, but baby u make my world my best riend: you think it's all that bad, but my cock gets mad, it turns into bullseye-zilla, and my c
Officers!!git-r-done Rebel Bomb Squad
OK HERE ARE THE OFFICERS FOR THE BOMB SQUAD AND THERE ARE 3 MORE TO COME. HEAD OF AND LEADER OF THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD PLEASE WELCOME =tamster92574~HEAD OF GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD~`@ fubar NOW LONG TIME MEMBER PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW MEDIATOR angel eyes "Fu wife to footballeye88 " ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar PLEASE GO AND INTRODUCE YOUR SELF AND LETS GET THIS FAMILY BACK TO WERE WE USED TO BE I THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR TIME IN THIS MATTER SO LETS GIT-R-DONE THE RIGHT WAY HITMAN6
Tag! You're It! :)
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. im allways worrying 2. i haveint eat sold food in 7 years 3. i hate number 4 and 13 4. I feel im a werdo 5. I cant stop bying cds 6. I hate being alone 7. I miss my x even no i hate her 8. I hate fubar 9. I think people put up with me 10 I am in love with sumeone on my frends list they dont see it and i dont no how to fix it
Tag
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I sleep walk and talk 2. I still love comic books 3. I used to have an irrational fear of mirrors (grew out of it) 4. My little brother (same mother) is white 5. I write and have been published 6. I like to combine macaroni and cheese with creamstyle corn (it's alot better than it sounds) 7. I love to cook 8. I work for one of the most visited websites in the U.S. 9. I was born a twin (Michelle was stillborn) 10. I have a brand on my right arm
Dream
I dream of home....the rolling hills of new york where I was born... I dream of the HOME I grew up in..with the basement my brother and sister and I would play hide and seek in when my mom was doing laundry.... I dream of the day...I was 4 or 5 and my baby sister sat with me on those same stair steps, that I watched her go over the edge...into a puddle of blood...guilt and pain that I have never felt since that day...as I was her big sister...I was responsible for watching her...and I didn't. and the years took their toll, on her and my mom...and yet...here theyboth are...still with me...and by Dad and Brother too. I dream all the time...of going home...to Wellesville. The home of my Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa...The 2 house that my Grandpa built with his own 2 hands...The first house...where my Dad was born...Where he grew, with a deer as his family pet...along with the cows, and the cats and the dogs and the chickens...the house he lived in with my mom...with that 2nd house my gra
I Found This.. And Had To Post It, Cause.. Well It Made Me Laugh.
MICHIGAN *If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that food will swim by, you might live in Michigan . *If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan . *If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan . *If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan . *If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan . *If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan . *If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan . *If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan . (Can you say Bay City!!) *If you have had a
Unbreak Me.
I want to feel your arms around me The warmth of your body next to mine To hear your heart beating Feel your breath on my skin The touch of your fingers The sweet taste of you on my lips I want you to be the one that unbreaks my heart
Blocked?
So I've noticed on here that many people, most of which I've NEVER once spoken to, have blocked me on here. Can anyone tell me why someone is so ignorant as to block someone who hasn't done one thing to them? I can understand if I was harassing them and what not, but I've done nothing. Jealousy maybe?
Just Tired
I'm tired of everything,,,ready to give up..my step mother and I use to have a fairly good relationship until I got with my fiance,,now she trys to be controlling and anytime I disagree with her she brings my dad into it and we end up arguing,,,through life my dad is pretty much all Ihad when it came to actual parenting besides my grandparents and I will admit I am a daddy's girl,,but it seems no my relationship with my father is slowly fading and I dont want that but I can not stand his wife she is a a church goer which doesnt bother me,,, its how fake she is that truely gets to me,,,around her church group she is this holy roller who does everything in the lords name but then when we are alone and she doesnt have anyone to inpress she is a rude, selfish, contolling know it all who treats everyone around her like shit until there is something in it for her and I finally have had all i can take of it...she has already ran to of his children off and she is tring to push me away...and i
Smart Women/stupid Men
Woman Who Knows Her Place Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why Do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said, "Land Mines." MORAL OF THE STORY: B ehind every man there is a smart woman.

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