Several months ago, I had decided that I was tired of being a redhead, so I colored my hair dark brown. It didn't work....the red seeped back out within days and I was a redhead again. I decided to go a shade darker with the hope that the red would not seep through again.....
(This was my FIRST mistake!)
The box said...."Darkest BROWN!" (Yeah, right!)
It was now super bowl Sunday....everyone was meeting at Bubba's for the game. I had purchased the hair dye several days prior, but never got around to coloring my hair, because I have not been feeling very well. I decided that I would real quickly color my hair that morning, before getting ready to go to Bubba's.
(This was my SECOND mistake!)
Now since I was coloring my hair dark brown, I decided that it was only right to color the eye brows to match....
(This was my THIRD and WORST mistake!)
Up until this point....my worst hair trauma was when I had colored my hair one time and it turned out to look more like cherry cola. Oh this was so MUCH worse!!
Although the box said "Dark BROWN" it was far from it. It was Elvira "BLACK!!" And I do mean VERY Elvira BLACK!!! (Oh, it gets better)
When I colored my hair and eye brows....the coloring stained my skin BLACK!! A "VERY" resistant black at that!
My eyebrows were now BLACK and I had a good quarter inch racing stripe above each of my EFFIN eyes of stained black skin! I thought....no problem, rubbing alcohol always lifts the dye out of your skin in times like this......Huh, uh! No.....
I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed.....NO such luck!
Desperate people, do desperate things.....I grabbed the bleach! I again rubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed and rubbed! Thank God it was finally starting to come off! (Somewhat)
I was forced to use cover up to hide the remainder of my ignorance. Howerver, this still leaves the problem of having Elvira BLACK hair! I am now praying to God that the red seeps back out again! Damn it! Damn it all to hell!
Mommy is a "Chola!" :(
For those of you that do not know what that is.....Google it! LOL!!
