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50 Questions And Answers On Islamic Monotheism
Bismillah Rahman Raheem IN THE NAME OF ALLAH MOST GRACIOUS MOST MERCIFUL 50 Questions And Answers On Islamic Monotheism From: The Sunnah Islamic Page P.O.Box: 28774 Safat - State Of Kuwait Buy This Book From Dar-us-Salam Q1 Who is your Rubb? (the Lord,the Creator etc). A. My Rubb is Allah Who has created me and all that exists. He nourishes me and all creatures by His Bounties. Q.2. What is your religion? A. My religion is Islam, which is submission and obedience to the Order oF Allah and His Messenger with love, hope and fear. Q.3. How did you know Allah? I know Him by His signs and creation like the day and night; the sun and the moon; the heaven and the earth, and all that is there in and between them. Q.4. Where is Allah? A. Allah is above the heavens raised over the Throne and separated from His creatures. Q.5. Is Allah with us (in person)? A. Allah is settled over His Mighty Throne, but He is with us by His Knowledge, hearing ,seeing and oth

Goat Spins Web
Wow this sounds bazaar?But is it possible to have a goat spin a web. Why not scientists have made other alterations with our DNA by gene splicing. Like glowing monkeys these little guys have jellyfish DNA ok back to the goat. On an episode of CSI they were walking threw a lab were scientists were milking goats (I tried to find this on You Tube) and stuck their hands in the milk pulling out threads of silk. According to scientists the goats are given spider DNA. Have we gone to far playing God?Will something bad happen like in 28 days? or 28 days latter. Goat story:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/889951.stm Glowing monkey:http://archives.cnn.com/2001/HEALTH/01/11/green.monkey.02/ I must be twisted cause the image I got of a goat shooting webbing out of his butt was kinda funny.

I Want You
Tonights the night I'll make my move If he denies i wont cry No longer can i smell him with out wanting to do him. I wanna feel his rough hands against my body I wanna feel his cock inside me deeply I wanna taste his lips so sweetly Make me your women your lustful thoughts My tongue wants to taste your cum My lips hungry for your cock My nipples want your teeth to grip and suck. I will not be afraid to want this so badly. I've pushed it away for months leaving me sadly. I touched your body the other day I melted, I could feel my clit moving , Wanting you to lick & grip. Every night you come as if you were a dream, As i wish it was, Then i wouldn't be afraid to make this move. Oh, i hope you come tonight... If not then the time would be off... I would be left with this dire lust This never ending burning flame of hot boiling warmth for you. Just to taste your saliva, Would heal these wounds. Calm this passion that i so aggressively have for you

Pee Test's
Pee Test: Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck.. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass on if you agree

My First Contest
Nice Girl and she is in a contest... Show some love, she would do the same for you! ALWAYSNICE: (repost of original by 'DJ.KëvDög {LaUrEn♥'s CT Hubby & BF}«Head DJ-INFERNO Radio»~The SALSA King~I.M.S.' on '2007-07-17 10:06:25')

Soon
Soon I will be leaving and going to stay with my mother in oklahoma. I cant wait. Me and my 3 children will have so much fun. Things have been crazy here of course. Today i took the kids and one of each of their friends to see harry potter and the order of the pheonix lol that was fun. Then this afternoon we went swimming and now it is raining. I hope everyone had a good day See yas

Your Spirit Flower
Our favorite flower may hold secrets about the ways we connect to our spirituality. In this time of blooming, take a walk through our beautiful garden to find out what your favorite flower says about your spirit, then read our suggestions for practices you might like to try. Which of the following flowers is your favorite? If yours isn’t on the list, pick the one that comes closest. Daisy: This sunny, optimistic type loves to connect with her spirit through service, especially in nature. Take nature walks, or participate in clean-ups in parks or other places you treasure. You will probably prefer the unpretentious simplicity of a Friends meeting to anything elaborate. Gardenia: Exotic, sensual, and mysterious, this type is often attracted to esoteric Asian practices. Try reading a book on Tantric sexuality, or create a sanctuary for your spirit with brocaded hangings, mirrored cushions, lush flowers, and incense. Iris: The iris is often the favorite flower of many body-wor

Looking For Real Lesbian Or Bi Girls..
Hey everyone! I'm looking for real girls who like girls... not guys pretending or straight girls trying to get their kicks by chatting with a lesbian. I need somone I can get to know and maybe have a little fun with. Young or old, black or white, thick or thin... Drop me a message Muah! XOXOX Jess

What I Look 4 In A Woman
what i look for in a woman is different than most men, yea i want beauty but more importantly brains, she can be thick or thin as long as she can handle a real man.i want her her to speak her mind no matter what, never let anybody tel her to shut up, keep it real wit a nigga and ill always know how how to treat ya, u act dumb them im gone if i needed a dumb woman in my life then a blow up doll would fit in just right, i need her girl wit her head str8 and that will tell u str8 how it is even if that means for her to be mean, any woman like that is a str8 queen. fear is no option cuz who knows what can happen so if need u to hold a pistol then show me your with and not against and grab that pistol, she must be my rider and show shes always by my side when she does that shes promised more love than my ride.

Am I Seeing Things?
Her eyes seemed broken, When I saw her that day. My eyes froze on hers, I could not take them away. In my mind I wondered, Why in her I saw pain. If I tried to help her, What would she have to gain. If I reach out to her, And in fact her pian is real. Do I have it in me, To heal her really heal. This is my delemia My quandry if you will. I really want to help her, But here I am standing still.

Ct Sux
They just marked all my new classy pics NSFW ,fuckin bullshit ive seen gurls with way more revealing pics n yet its ok??!?! is it because im fat? :P i hate this site i think i should delete my pro,i have the same pics on myspace n i hear no one complaining!

Psycopathic Family Has Been Hated...
I Posted A Mumm Today To See How MAny People Are Down With The Klowns On CT,and Some Jerk Thought It Would Be Funny To Report It As Offensive...Well Because Of That My Mumm Was Deleted and I Got Warned That Next Time My CT Account Will Be Deleted...Please Read The Bulletine I Wrote And Comment If You Wish,But Most Of All PLEASE REPOST It!!!MMFWCL To EVERYONE

Forever
Forever is a long time, But with you it seems like time has just begun. Endless thoughts about you, Flow effortlessly through my mind. Seeing you precious face as I close my eyes, To feel your caress as I look to the skies. Knowing you are far from me, But your heart beats only for me. Loving you has been what I've lived for, Your handsome face and all your charm, along with your sense of humor and loving heart is what I truely adore. Forever seems like such a long time, But baby, as long as it's with you, I'll stay in heaven in your arms for all eternity.

Something To Consider
Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break in your house, odds are the burglar or rapist won't stick around... after a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal w

Apple Computer Software
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Scary Thought
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!

Washington
WASHINGTON - Al-Qaida is using its growing strength in Pakistan and Iraq to plot attacks on U.S. soil, heightening the terror threat facing the United States over the next few years, intelligence agencies concluded in a report unveiled Tuesday. At the same time, the intelligence analysts worry that international cooperation against terrorism will be hard to sustain as memories of Sept. 11 fade and nations' views diverge on what the real threat is. In the report prepared for President Bush and other top policymakers, analysts laid out a range of dangers — from al-Qaida to Lebanese Hezbollah to non-Muslim radical groups — that pose a "persistent and evolving threat" to the country over the next three years. The findings focused most heavily on Osama bin Laden's al-Qaida network, which was judged to remain the most serious threat to the United States. The group's affiliate in Iraq, which has not yet posed a direct threat to U.S. soil, could do just that, the report concluded.

Please Read
Driving home last night from my girlfriend’s house I suddenly felt this overwhelming urge to park my car, get out and just start walking. I was not walking in any particular direction i just needed to walk away. Its 10pm mind you so not that many people around and its dark, i really didn’t care, my need to walk was way too strong. So, I take my MP3 player and locked my doors and just start walking. Before I know it I am way past town and its 11:30p, i walked for an hour and a half and didn’t even realize it till cars started beeping at me and stupid men kept asking me if I needed a ride. Sorry, i don’t get into cars with people i don’t know. Was it stupid to be walking alone that late at night? It probably was but i figure when its my time its my time so what the hell! Well here comes a car with 2 guys and I had this sense something was not right. The driver is looking around and not looking me in the eye and the passenger is hanging out the window asking me if i need a ride, that a yo

House Of Leaves
hey now, overcome your concern about the weather and whether or not i'm still alive check the vital signs so soft spoken and shy never gets high anymore did you poison my food, forgive me i've paranoid flu i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off haunting us, these different meanings and spectral beings. We're fighting sleep with broken, rusted weaponry. Sing so softly and low, like you want me to hear. Stolen what you can't afford, What's that muffle beating for? i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off Something I could never say, speak so softly and low. Something I could never say.

Why Are You An Ass?
This is to my kids father who has put me through hell for years on end..... Each day that goes by, I ask myself why? Why do I feel this way? Even when you push me away? I always say "I love you" Is that hard for you to say it too? I count my blessings each day. And ask the lord to show me the way. The path to happiness is all I ask, And then he shows mem that you're an ass. Ao I think and ponder, Oh now I see no wonder, We aren't meant to be, Even though we have children.... Three! I see you trying to get better, But is it for me? Or for another? I guess only time will tell, If deep in love with me again you fell. This was written by me on 11/12/2000 at 4am

Dom Or Sub
My score on The Are you Dominant or submissive Test: The slave (You scored 21) Whoa! You spend a lot of time on your knees and pleasing your partner. You make decisions which are clearly for the benefit of maintaining a relationship that lands your parter at the top of the teeter-totter.. awesome, your parter, if they're dominant, is probably very happy! Link: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

A Simple Prayer
Each day I live, I think and pray. I ask him to forgive me, And bless me on this new day. I pray to be a good mother, And not be like thier father. I may find love and peace, so people can see past the beast. The beast that makes me mad and sad. People that see past it knows Im glad. To be alive and live through another day. All thelove and attention I give, Is to my children as their lives begin.

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!!!!. I JUST WENT ON A COFFEE DATE WITH THIS GIRL AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE TILL I FOUND OUT SHE WAS 18 AND A LITTLE CRAZY. SHE STARTED HITTING ON ME HARD AND TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME. REMEBER THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER SEEN THIS GIRL. ANYWAYS SHE HAS BEEN EMAILING ME AND I NEED TO BLOCK HER. ITS ON HOTMAIL. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO IT PLEASE CHERRY TAPPERS ANYONE MESSEGE ME TO TELL ME HOW TO DO THIS PLEASE.!!!!!

Not To Be Out Done With The Male Strippers........
Male Strippers Last night, my blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What coul

When You Love Someone!
When you love someone you tell them when you love someone you show them when you love someone your every though is of them When you love someone your life is filled with purpose When you love someone do they love you back when you love someone do they show you they care when you love someone do they think of you everyday when you love someone do they feel it deep down inside Longing for your embrace Longing for your kiss longign for your touch Longing for you How do i know you really care how do i know your realy there can i feel it deep inside burning like the fires of hell never to be extinguished The longin i feel will never falter no mater how you may see me no mater how you feel for me the love i feel is never ending and shal endure throughout all time!

I Love My Master
~The submissive's Creed~ I will communicate with complete honesty of my needs, desires, limits and experiences to my Dominant. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Dominant & I from having the best experience possible, but it could also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Dominant. I will not push to make a scene to the way I feel it should, nor will I place demands on my Dominant. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I have not been previously exposed to and will always be open to expanding my limits. Through this, I will continue on my journey to grow into the well rounded submissive I desire to be. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Dominant and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, for I know that being "submissive" does not entitle my Dominant to be hurtful or treat me without compassion. I will be courteous and helpf

Me...
My name is Mary Joy Osborn. I am 26 years old, 5'6", 175 lbs, and have 4 children. Elizabeth Nicole is 6, Robert Charles is 4, Hailee Marie is 2, and Ryan Alexander is 1. I am currently divorced from their father Richard, but I am in a relationship that is so much better. I met Jason Adam Vine about a year ago. Him and I have been so happy together and would like to eventually get married and add to our already large family. I love it because he is great with my kids, and although we have just met in person a couple months ago, he treats them like they are his own. The kids love him so much and even asked if they could call him daddy. Their father is now in the Army National Guard, and he is going to be going to Iraq in October. Just 4 days after our youngest sons birthday. The thing is, I don't see him coming back. He is going to be driving a fuel truck, which is just like driving a big target. I hate to think of things like that, but such is life. I joined CherryTap to f

I Can't Imagine To Be Like To Be Like You The Pain And The Suffering You Put Me Through.
So at this point I am seriously questioning myself as a person and my decision making skills. I am being tossed and torn from all sides, all by people who confess to love me and have my best interests at heart. However my question is this...how can they know my best interests when even I don't know at this point? I'm confused and have too damn many voices in my head all trying to point me in the right direction. I need to get all the voices out of my head and listen to my own and what my heart is telling me. Yet nobody seems to understand and want to give me the time to sort out my own thoughts, feelings, emotions. Advice is great, but right now I need solitude and some time in my own mind. I'll admit, I'm scared, past relationships have scarred me, almost to the point of being utterly broken. I had a conversation with someone I've know for OVER 20 years and he listened to me bitching and finally put some clarity on my situation. He told me that if someone truly loves you and you a

Earth Angel Stash Club Members
I just wanted to thank all my new friends from THE EARTH ANGEL STASH CLUB. Everyone that stopped by and showed me love, made me feel so welcome. You guys rock!!!!!!! I'm looking forward to visiting all of your pages and returning all the love. If I haven't been to your page yet, I'm on my way! LOL Thanks again, and if you haven't already done so, could you please sign my guestbook under the video games section of my profile. Tracy~~~Angeleyes76116

A Love So Strong
Everyday and every night, I just can't think right. All I see is you in my mind. Why do you have to be so kind? I can't help but think we were meant to be.... Because it's you I think of endlessly. In the morning when I wake, And at night before I go to bed. It's falling in love again is what I dred. I dont want to get hurt again. And you are after all my best friend. But it's a risk I'll take. If you take this love I have to offer, I'll promise you that this love will never faulter.

Girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos:none.. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me? 17.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W

For My Children
Baby, you mean the world to me The lord has blessed me with you three. He made you as beautiful as can be. How lucky I am to have you, Not one or two but three of you. My love for is for all of you. Mommy is always there rather you happy or blue. No matter what Mommy will always love you. My sweet daughters and my loving son, Im so lucky to be that special one, To have three lovable and adoring children. Veronica, Vincent, & Crystalynn.

My Favoriet Poem
My True-Love Hath My Heart My true-love hath my heart, and I have his, By just exchange one for the other given. I hold his dear, and mine he cannot miss: There never was a bargain better driven. His heart in me keeps me and him in one; My heart in him his thoughts and senses guides: He loves my heart, for once it was his own; I cherish his because in me it bides. His heart his wound received from my sight; My heart was wounded with his wounded heart; For as from me on him his hurt did light, So still, methought, in me his hurt did smart: Both equal hurt, in this change sought our bliss, My true love hath my heart and I have his. Written by Sir Phillip Sydney

I'm Away!
So I created a mumm to tell everyone I was going to be gone but apparently that wasn't the right way to do it b/c it got deleted and I was put on notice! LOL Sooooooo Just letting everyone know I'll be gone for awhile b/c of a family situation but I might pop back on and off every now and then! LEave me some love! I miss ya all!!! I'll comment/rate/add... all that good stuff when I can! ♥♥♥

One Of My Friends!
Ok BrattyBytch here. I'm here to pimp out one of my long time friends from Yahoo! She's one of the sweetest, Sexiest, most loveable cherries that CherryTap/Fubar has ever seen. This is my great friend - Wendy. Show this sweet lady some love. Add her, Fan her, Rate her. She's been stuck on her current level for months now, and desperately wants to level up. Tell her the Princess sent you! CherryPye@ Fubar BrattyBytch@ Fubar

~ Soldiers Returning Home ~ 21 Picture Salute!!
God Bless Our Men And Women Over Seas That Have Fought For Our Countries And Are Now Coming Home... And For What They Have Faced And What They Are Coming Home To... Here Is The Link To The First Of The Pictures... God Bless You And Thank You!!!!! Layout Comments Graphics Military Images New Comment Codes HOT Layout Comments Graphics Troops Images New Comment Codes HOT

Sex Adventures
I, like many a human being enjoy the acts of sex. There are areas and places that I have yet to do the deed so to speak, and I felt it is necessary to share these places with the world, so that I might meet some ladies who'd be interested in taking an adventure or two. Yes, I am willing to travel. I have never done it but want to in the following ways: Back of an Ambulance - just to say that I did Camping - best I think when its kinda cold, cause it don't matter how much ya do, you can't possibly get too hot On my birthday - Yes its Dec. 24th, most folks aren't interested in doing a thing on that day. I think a threesome would be sufficient, but I will settle for just a simply twosome. On a set of stairs The Kitchen Sink After being tied up After tieing someone up In a movie theater On a beach - however sand worries me In a boat or even a canoe (steady boy steady!!!) In the backseat of my car - its big enough Under some random boardwalk At a state fair - some haunted mansion woul

Thanks, Pedro.
I know that the rest of the world calls "soccer" football. You really don't need to give me the disclaimer every time you talk to me about it. "Hey, gringo. I love football. Oh, what you call soccer." Damn foreigners. Seems the world is full of them.

True Love
As i sit here all alone, All I think about is if you love me. I think about all those nights That we made sweeet love, Then of those nights we had our fights. My heart was stolen by you, And all my love went to you too. I close my eyes and cry, Happy and sad tears for all those many years. I love you my sweet, I want all of you. I want your heart, mind, body and soul. But, if it should be, That we weren't meant to be, As we go our seperate ways, I will always remember our hapy days. My love for you will always be there, And I hope that someday you will end up back here. I love you with all my heart, but if you dont want us to be then it's ok with me. Your happiness means more to me than anyone can see. Just remember no matter what you will always be a part of me.

Update On Me And My Family
Hey you Cherries.. Well I am doing fine and doing really great.. We are great just hanging in there and doing what we can.. Right now I am so glad that you all are my friends that means alot to me.. I may have shit tight right now but I am doing what I can.. So I am tired I have been up since 7:30am this morning and I have cleaned the house meaning my chores so I did got that out of the way before I got on line.. I have commented on my friends stash so that help him out.. If you all want to help me out plz do so if you want too.. Comment and rate my pictures.. Rate and comment on my stash ok.. Well I will be on tomorrow because I have to clean my grandpa's carpet because it is really dirrty.. So Now I am going to leave you all now.. I will be back later on tomorrow ok.. Love you all.. Virgo24

You've Been F'd
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who

What Have You Found
"By the sixth leg of the game, we have accumulated the following objects: a ski pole, a bishop from a crystal chess set, a sheet of rice paper, a trilobite fossil, an aviator's helmet, and a live parrot. . . . The doors open onto the lobby, and we step out. There are only seven teams left, and the other six are already here. I pretty much hate them all by this point. Wendy and Jillian, the middle-aged flight attendants from Milwaukee, are sitting on a sofa, feeding little bits of bread to their parrot, while Carl and Jeff, the funny brothers from Boston, sit next to them, poring over a guidebook. Justin and Abby, whom a few people have tubbed Team Brimstone (or, occasionally, Team Shut-Up-Already) because they won't stop talking about how the power of the Lord rescued them from homosexuality and delivered them into the loving grace of Christian marriage, are praying. Juliet and Dallas, the former child stars, who are standing (not coincidentally, I think) next to a large mirror, a

Close Your Eyes And You Will See
Close your eyes, and invision... You and I together, Holding each other and caressing too. As we look into each others eyes, All you can see is love. We have each other, you and me. As I hold you close All I see.... Is how sweet and loving you are to me. I kiss your lips as our promise to be together forever is sealed. We make sweet love all night long with sweet passion as the radio plays our love song.

Romantic Night
Candles lit, Bath tub full, Rose petals float, On the warm water. Oils and lotions we use, To massage and caress each other. Loving each other and showing it too. As we bathe together our bodies entangle and become once more lovers. A kiss to seal our promised love, As we look and pray and thank the good lord up above.

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. Don't forget the 7th kin

As The Sun Sets
As the sun sets, We sit hand in hand, Side by side. Worries and troubles melt away, As we see the end of another day. We say good bye to all the bad that we've done and said. Remembering all the good times and moments that we did. Looking forward to a new day In hope to change and follow our hearts and ways.

Ex's Survey
Let's see if you can get through it. If not, you're too scared about your past.. 1 Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Maybe 2 How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you? MAYBE 2 3. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person,but didn't? Yes 4 Are you crushing on someone? Hell Yes 5 Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? YES 6 Have you ever made a girlfriend mad? YEP 7 Are you happier single or in a relationship? IN A RELATIONSHIP 8 Have you Ever Touched your Ex down there? HELL YES 9 Have you ever had your heart broken? OH YES 10 Have you ever broken someone's heart? YES 11 Think any of your ex's feel the same? Probably 12 Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend? YES 13 Have you dated people who were not good to you? YES 14 Have you been in an abusive relationship? no 15 Have you dated someone older than you? YES 16 Do you believe everyone deserves

Wtf????????????
Just out of curiosity, how many people actually read the information in the profile they looked at? Do you take ANY time to read through the "about me" section...or any of the other parts? Isn't the purpose of a profile to let readers know a little information about who you are? I understand that there are some people in "cyber space" who choose not to be honest and forthcoming in their biographical information. However; there are those of us who are and have nothing to hide. I think my profile is blatant about my expectations from this site. I believe I have read numerous direct, no holds barred biographies. So WHY ON THIS EARTH would you shout box someone and "hope they were different" from what they say they are? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT shout box me or leave me a message if you are looking for cam sex, phone sex, or any deviant variation of either of those. I am NOT into animals, jerks, pigs, and just completely rude people. If I were into any of the afor

All Blogs Are Poems I've Written In The Past.
Everyday that goes by, I dare not cry. For our love has grown, But it still can't be shown. How I dream about that day, That you will come my way. Showing me all that love, That love that was sent from up above. If we were meant to be I hoped that you would be with me. From day one till the day I die, I will be happy and cry, Happy tears that was meant to be For you and me.

Just A Little Inspiration
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1. Love 2. Family &Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work Three things that are truly constant - Father - Son - Holy Spirit I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today; to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way. God's love is always with you, God's promises are true. And when you give God all your cares, you know God will see you through.

Ahh Help!!!
if someone was looking for 2 people and they said... they're not in the livingroom, kitchen, bathroom, or bedroom but then they found the 2 people and said they're kas....sad.... WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!??! KAS....SAD....???? ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!! then i asked the person what they meant.. and they said... use your imagination and started crying. So... anyone have a good enough imagination to help me out here?! please?!?!?! im beggin yall!

The Time Has Come....
I don’t know if anyone actually takes the time to read blogs or not, but I just feel like venting so here it goes – be warned – I am feisty!!! ***Also note, I am not an eloquent writer I am just typing out my thoughts and feelings until my little heart is content. I consider myself a very passionate and loving woman with a heart that is too big for my own good. I enjoy helping others and have been known to sacrifice not only my own happiness, but also my sanity to do so. But I will not tolerate game players, liars, hypocrites and users. I have been around the block one too many times to be fooled. I have learned through many tears and hard times that our past that moulds us into the people we are today. We can not change our past but we do have the power to control our future and if we continue to let the evil things of the past dominate our lives we only have ourselves to blame. I have talked to many women who have been hurting for so long and do not know how to

Leaving Soon On A Family Vacation
Hi there mom dad and I will be out on vacation from July 18 till Aug 01 We wont be near a pc on our trip However the rest of family members are staying home I hope to talk to you soon Chio!

Getting To Busy
i am getting to be to busy to jump on here now and go throgh my tab to to rate will still rate if you are on when i am and add something or if you point me to what you want rated but please dont flood my email with all of them i can just as esaly move throw them if you point me to one thanks to all my freinds out there and injoy or if you see me on you can just shout at me and tell me you want me to see this

Get A Dam Life Already!!!!
What you have nothing better to do.. Then to report PEOPLES images all fuckin day long ..... I know who you are and who just reported them right now..... And they are NOT NSFW sooo get a dam clue.............. You're just jealous because the women the in the pictures look better then you........... oh Yeah and because I voted as much as I could on your pics... But that wasnt good enough for you now was it????????????? Get a fuckin clue and a life...... I hate DRAMA... And you think I dont know who it just was who just reported my 3 not NSFW images????????????? LMFAO!!!!!!! Im sorry you have misplaced me for Some one STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes and YOU are UGLY, and have NO personality..... I think I will just go have a looksie on your profile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Gemmell
You took my hand in the warriors grip and led me aboard that dread dark ship, With tales of Honor Darkness and Light, heroes prevailing against the Night, Through forests of ravening beasts Emperors Courts and treacherous feasts, To stand back to back with heroes bold against the darkness against the cold, The tales that you weaved will inspire the ages from Townsfolk to Kings, Wizards and Sages The Light has been dimmed the Banshee wails ware the skies the Black Barge sails. Fly and be at peace

Landline Telephone
To all my friends and Family who have both of my phone Numbers (Cell and Home) as of Today, Tuesday July 17th I had my Home Phone Disconnected. It wasnt worth the extra $$ when i rarely used it. If you need my cell # again Please feel free to drop me a private message and I'll give it to you. Love ya all, Dvldog91

Only Home For A Few Minutes
I just got home to drop some things off and then pack up some fresh clothes for another week out with my husband on business. I thought I would check CT and see I have 171 requests to be home over the past 3 days. I don't know when I will be home again but will be checking again from time to time on the road. Love ya - 36d hugs, ms. cleavage

3rd Step In Apt Hunting
After seeing if any apts (in the cities & towns chosen on my list) & after checking the remainder on apartmentratings.com, I circled the complexes that didn't get a good rating on my list, using a blue pen & put a green Y, using my green pen; I then took a look at my list & had seen more Vegas apts chosen than any of the others that are on my list. After taking a look at my list, I wrote down the complexes that sent me a reply back, then made sure they got a good rating & crossed out the complexes that didn't; I then thought, `Hmmmmmm, why don't I start my 3rd step in my apt hunting everywhere else (Vegas, Minnisota, Atlanta) & start my 4th step in my apt hunting, near where I live'. After making that choice of beginning my 3rd step in apt hunting everywhere else & my 4th step in apt hunting here, I began to realize that I could ask others, including an online realtor, to look & check out apts for me, while I take care of some personal business & check out apt complexes, near my ar

Only A Dream Away !!!
I can hold you anytime, I can look into your eyes, I feel your arms around me, whenever my heart desires, your never too far from me, always within reach, all I have to do is close my eyes and sleep, each night you come to me, soft smile upon your face, I can make love to you, keep you safe and warm, your always a part of me, forever in my heart, the miles fade so quickly, when I need you most, your only a dream away...

This Kinda Thang Happins All Thu Time In Pee Wee Valley
Groom arrested at wedding Father of bride and groom also involved in fisticuffs at Gables ceremony By Sebastian del Marmol sdelmarmol@cggazette.com What should have been one of the happiest days of a couple’s life – their July 8 wedding at the Coral Gables Women’s Club – turned into a violent spectacle with members of both families getting in fisticuffs and eventually the groom and his father in handcuffs. John Vera, 22, got married earlier in the day at the historic women’s club located at 1009 East Ponce de Leon Boulevard, but by midnight he had been arrested and taken to the Coral Gables Police Department and eventually spent the night at the Turner Guilford Knight jail in Miami. Vera allegedly jumped on the back of a Coral Gables Police sergeant who was in the process arresting his father, Rene Gonzalez, 43, after he allegedly slapped the father of the bride. According to police records, the problem started before 11 p.m. when they were called to the scene of th

Hot&steamy
[17 Jul 2007 | Tuesday] NOT MISSING A SPOT.... Subject:Slowly, not missing a spot Slowly, not missing a spot let me lick down your back, all the way to your feet. Allow my teeth to bite into your meat, gently though, lLeaving very little marks, and as you arch your back, then I'm on the attack. I won't miss a spot cause I know your getting hot, and when I've tasted all of you got from behind, then its time to being in front, I'm feeling drunk from the taste of you, embrace of you and oh yes, I love How you go ooh and ahhhhh. I keep my face in you, every place of you; my tongue will probe not missing an inch, knee or elbow, your breast they heave to the touch I weave and my tongue won't miss a spot. As you lay there and I'm above you my thick strong dick wants to love you, but no i's not time, for I've Yet to lick the clit that hides between your thighs. "spread open your thighs" are the words you hear and as you do I see your pussy cheer, with a rush of

Hot Fun
[17 Jul 2007 | Tuesday] NOT MISSING A SPOT.... Subject:Slowly, not missing a spot Slowly, not missing a spot let me lick down your back, all the way to your feet. Allow my teeth to bite into your meat, gently though, lLeaving very little marks, and as you arch your back, then I'm on the attack. I won't miss a spot cause I know your getting hot, and when I've tasted all of you got from behind, then its time to being in front, I'm feeling drunk from the taste of you, embrace of you and oh yes, I love How you go ooh and ahhhhh. I keep my face in you, every place of you; my tongue will probe not missing an inch, knee or elbow, your breast they heave to the touch I weave and my tongue won't miss a spot. As you lay there and I'm above you my thick strong dick wants to love you, but no i's not time, for I've Yet to lick the clit that hides between your thighs. "spread open your thighs" are the words you hear and as you do I see your pussy cheer, with a rush of

One Wish
One Wish Damn baby Just don't understand where we went wrong I gave you my heart I gave you my soul I gave you... As a matter of fact I was the one who said I love you first It was about eight years ago, don't act like you don't know We were sittin' at home in your mama's livin' room Cause, we couldn't be alone See your mama knew I was something else, she knew how I felt Back then we were in school; and that's your favourite excuse Growin' up I was a fool; and I can't lie I'm missing you Listen and don't trip I think I need a bottle with a genie in it Here's my wish list First one, I would create a heart changing love Second one, I'll take yours and fill it all the way up Third one, but I don't need a lot of wishes cause I'll be okay if I get one If I had one wish, we would be best friends Love would never end, it would just begin If I had one wish, you would be my boo Promise to love you, trust me I'll trust you If I had one wish, we would run away Ma

Something To Make You Think
]]Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, and humiliated. We say that we are all equal but, there is still racism, sexism, and people judging others based on there religion, color, size, heritage, ect.IS THIS AMERICAN?IS THIS THE NATION WE LIVE IN AND FIGH

Eric Benet Feat. Roy Ayers - When You Think Of Me
ERIC BENET feat. Roy Ayers "When You Think Of Me" Hello baby how ya' been, nice to see your face again Strange to see you coming 'round, when you're the one who put me down We were such a happy pair, but then another man was there So forgive me I don't understand, just what you want from me As you can see my life's been good I moved the family out the neighborhood And all my dreams I've realized, to think you said it was a waste of time It's never hard to make new friends, when you're making Benjamins Now did I hear you say again. . . You're still thinking of me? [Chorus:] Do you feel like dying, do you break down crying Do you fall down on your knees Don't want to go on living, does your world start spinning When you think of me All I had was love to bring But you was on some ol' material thing Looks like you're still trying to drive them mad But it's not easy when your credit's bad I didn't know that I could feel so blue It took some time but

New To This
Howdy yall I'm new to this whole CherryTab thing lol. So everyone bare with me on me getting to their pages and rating them as well as becoming friends with alot of yall. I love making friends so if you come cross my page then add me as a friend. Well everyone take care..

A "real?" Blog? Could It Be?
So random thinking I don't think I've ever just posted a ramblin blog .. so here goes. Firstly I apologize to all my new "friends" that I haven't met or gotten to your profile's yet, lifes been crazy sorta kinda not really hectic.. honestly I've just not been home much it seems. I keep getting kidnapped for day's on end from people. *laughs* So anyway thanks everyone for all the new add's etc. I promise I'll get to you eventually, don't be shy to send me a yell, if I don't reply I am not ignoring you .. I probably just saw something shiny and am logged in but really not here. Okay.. also new friends.. I will be going through my 800 + "friends" in the near future and doing a house cleaning if you get deleted in it just tell me to fuck off or ask for another add.. I just do that to keep up and honestly these day's I'm soo far behind lol. Nothing personal! Okay what else has been going on? I've officially been *caught*. Yeah this devoutly single girl is officially not offi

Blast Givaway
Cherry Blast Giveaway I'm hosting giveaway for Blast.This is not a contest. Anyone can join in and earn a blast. The blast will be givin out as they are earned. Self Commenting is encouraged. If you re interested please send me a private message. I'm ONLY taking 5 entrys so please if you are not going to work for it do not waste your time or mine. Thank You 3 Day blast = 14,000 comments 7 Day Blast= 20,000 comments Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch CT Wife of Kenneth96r20 NSFW@ CherryTAP

Born From 1929 - 1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and /or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren

I Never Knew You Could Live Off Of Banana Cream Pie And Perrier...
I never knew you could live off of banana cream pie and perrier sparkling water....but you can! :) Being pregnant rocks. It's the only time I can get away with a diet like that.

Mummmsssssss
ok people out there in cherry land.. i have a issue with the with this past weekend whe i posted a mummmm and the people that over see this site.. i just learn what mumm were and i really did not know what was offending and what is not.. but i posted a simple m in my mind was not offending aty all and then ended up getting a email from someone from the site saying my mm was offending or was deleted off the site.. also at that time i can no longer post mumm.. well does any one else have this problem.. i was thinking this site was for fun and to meet people.. but i guess not.. please let me know what you think..

Horoscopes
I've never been a big believer in signs of the Zodiac or horoscopes. I mean, the description of the typical Gemini doesn't seem to apply to me at all. And most horoscopes I've read in the past seem really vague and inapplicable. But the horoscopes they show on here? Sometimes they're kind of eerie. For example, take the kid I ranted about in a previous blog - Zach. He wanted to get together again tonight. But -- shocker -- he had to cancel again, this time due to work. And my horoscope today? Let's face it -- you're just at a different point on the continuum of emotional development. You can't force someone else to see things from your point of view if they're not equipped to deal with it. Move on. As I said -- eerie.

The Abc’s Of Magickal Cooking And Eating
*A*lways stir in a clockwise motion *B*efore you chop veggies, offer thanks *C*ut mindfully, gratefully *D*o all preparations in a loving spirit *E*nergize food with good thoughts *F*east gratefully *G*ive and share what you can spare *H*ome and hearth are sacred *I*nvoke blessings of God and Goddess on all food *J*oin hands with friends often *K*indness shows in serving food *L*ove goes into every dish *M*indfully gather ingredients *N*o wasting - recycle, compost, feed animals *O*pen your senses, enjoy your surroundings *P*lay as well as work *Q*uench thirst, thinking of clear clean rivers *R*esolve to be grateful and waste not *S*alivate as you smell fragrance and anticipate flavors *T*hank the Universe and God & Goddess for health *U*se utensils carefully, then clean up *V*alue time spent with loved ones *W*hen possible grow and harvest your food *X*tra food is for creative recombining *Y*early rituals and feas

We'll See If Who I Gave This To Claims It
I close my eyes and you are there. You are the sun the night and in the air. Before I met you I was cold and blue. You made me smile and my heart felt anew. My thoughts happier,my eyes shine brighter. The weight of my world seems so much lighter. You gave me hope wwhere there was none before. You hold the key to my heart,will you open the door?

Not Missin A Spot
Subject:Slowly, not missing a spot Slowly, not missing a spot let me lick down your back, all the way to your feet. Allow my teeth to bite into your meat, gently though, lLeaving very little marks, and as you arch your back, then I'm on the attack. I won't miss a spot cause I know your getting hot, and when I've tasted all of you got from behind, then its time to being in front, I'm feeling drunk from the taste of you, embrace of you and oh yes, I love How you go ooh and ahhhhh. I keep my face in you, every place of you; my tongue will probe not missing an inch, knee or elbow, your breast they heave to the touch I weave and my tongue won't miss a spot. As you lay there and I'm above you my thick strong dick wants to love you, but no i's not time, for I've Yet to lick the clit that hides between your thighs. "spread open your thighs" are the words you hear and as you do I see your pussy cheer, with a rush of juice that it held inside, it cries for my tongue and that first

Follow The Money: Bush, 9/11 And Deep Threat
Before you patriots roll your eyes again, just give this a few minutes of your time. This person is a university professor and one of the leading national experts on foreign policy. Dr. Schor is also a regular contributor to multiple national news magazines. Could you characterize President Bush as a "national expert on foreign policy"? Yeah, I thought so. If I was duped by someone, I would want to know too. So now you know. Follow the Money: Bush, 9/11 and Deep Threat by Fran Schor "What did the President know and when did he know it?" "This question, evocative of the Watergate investigation, is now being posed by politicians and pundits seeking to determine what information the Bush Administration had prior to the incidents of September 11, 2001. No amount of denial and back-pedaling by the Bush Administration can cover up the fact that Bush had advance knowledge of possible terror attacks on US targets by the followers of Osama bin Laden. While it's clear th

I Don't Know What To Do
I am pregnant and just dont know what to do or anything like that. My man up and left me. I just hate this but I am strong and I know that I can do this all by myself with the love and support of my family. I just don't know about him.. what should I do..

Afghanistan, The Taliban And The Bush Oil Team
This one isn't written by someone as reputable as Michael Ruppert (see first few entries in this blog), but its facts coincide with Ruppert's and other foreign reporters. Afghanistan, the Taliban and the Bush Oil Team by Wayne Madsen "According to Afghan, Iranian, and Turkish government sources, Hamid Karzai, the interim Prime Minister of Afghanistan, was a top adviser to the El Segundo, California-based UNOCAL Corporation which was negotiating with the Taliban to construct a Central Asia Gas (CentGas) pipeline from Turkmenistan through western Afghanistan to Pakistan. Karzai, the leader of the southern Afghan Pashtun Durrani tribe, was a member of the mujaheddin that fought the Soviets during the 1980s. He was a top contact for the CIA and maintained close relations with CIA Director William Casey, Vice President George Bush, and their Pakistani Inter Service Intelligence (ISI) Service interlocutors. Later, Karzai and a number of his brothers moved to the United State

Sad And Lonley
hey guys this is how i feel atm just sad and lonley and just seeing everyone elses makes me happy but also makes me sad in a way because i always wonder why cant i be that happy...like when i start talkin to a guy he says i cant be with you your like my sister or your just not my type... i just wanna be happy i wanna smile i wanna make love too why cant i and everyone else can just really erks me really bad because i wanna be happy too i dont wanna be alone all my life i mean yeah im 20 but i have lived me party life and my kid life i wanna seattle down and be with someone for them not what they or or how they are...but im gonna just stop while im at it and shit ♥ Cassie

Something To Think About
SuicideKiss.com - Deadly pictures, gothic horror, sick layouts What is left of our bodies when the fleash is stripped..what mark do we leave on this plane, what is left of the people who we touched in this life? It matters not to agree or not but to think and be mindful of the next impression you make.

Disturbing Timeline Surrounding 9/11 (part 2)
51. Sept. 10, 2001 - Put options totaling 4,516 are purchased on American Airlines as compared to 748 call options. [Source: Herzliyya Institute - above] 52. Sept. 6-11, 2001 - No other airlines show any similar trading patterns to those experienced by United and American. The put option purchases on both airlines were 600 percent above normal. This at a time when Reuters (Sept. 10) issues a business report stating, "Airline stocks may be poised to take off." 53. Sept. 6-10, 2001 - Highly abnormal levels of put options are purchased in Merrill Lynch, Morgan Stanley, AXA Re(insurance) which owns 25 percent of American Airlines, and Munich Re. All of these companies are directly impacted by the Sept. 11 attacks. [Source: ICT, above; FTW, Oct. 18, 2001, http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/oct152001.html] 54. 2001-2002 - It has been documented that the CIA, the Israeli Mossad, and many other intelligence agencies monitor stock trading in real time using highly advan

And Now For Something Totally Different
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!) A shrimp's heart is in its head. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. If you sneeze too hard, you can fra

Disturbing Timeline Surrounding 9/11 (part 1)
Before I reprint another Ruppert story, understand that this guy is a world-reknowned investigative reporter that has 30 years of verified work. He has reported stories for ABC News, 60 Minutes, the Associated Press, Reuters and more and has appeared to testify before the United States Senate. This shit is no joke. You should know what interests your President REALLY has: "A TIMELINE SURROUNDING SEPTEMBER 11TH - IF CIA AND THE GOVERNMENT WEREN'T INVOLVED IN THE SEPTEMBER 11 ATTACKS, WHAT WERE THEY DOING? by Michael C. Ruppert Nov. 2, 2001, 12:00 PST -- On Oct. 31 the French daily Le Figaro dropped a bombshell. While in a Dubai hospital receiving treatment for a chronic kidney infection last July, Osama bin Laden met with a top CIA official -- presumably the chief of station. The meeting, held in bin Laden's private suite, took place at the American hospital in Dubai at a time when he was a wanted fugitive for the bombings of two U.S. embassies and last year's attack on the US

Are You Serious??!!!!! Ffs!!!!
I actually put this in the mumms today....read the article and the mumm link is at the bottom. Nev. couple blame Internet for neglect .. END HEADLINE --> .. BEGIN STORY BODY --> Mon Jul 16, 8:09 AM ET A couple who authorities say were so obsessed with the Internet and video games that they left their babies starving and suffering other health problems have pleaded guilty to child neglect. The children of Michael and Iana Straw, a boy age 22 months and a girl age 11 months, were severely malnourished and near death last month when doctors saw them after social workers took them to a hospital, authorities said. Both children are doing well and gaining weight in foster care, prosecutor Kelli Ann Viloria told the Reno Gazette-Journal. Michael Straw, 25, and Iana Straw, 23, pleaded guilty Friday to two counts each of child neglect. Each faces a maximum 12-year prison sentence. Viloria said the Reno couple were too distracted by online video games, mainly the fantasy role-

The Truth Of What Women Want
No one has ever accused me of having a green thumb but i love making things grow. I demonstrate my passion for horticulture with a cool cucumber. theres no better way to beat the heat muses the green party supporter. while plant matter stimulates me to a blooming climax. i caresse my flesh casabas and made a confession. i'm not a strict vegetarian. no matter how much i try, fresh produce can't fulfill my carnal cravings for man meat.

Just How I Feel Right Now
Everybody's been in love but how come we don't know its love til it's over? Maybe there is no one love, or two, or three or four or even five. Maybe there is just no such thing as true love and we just keep dressing up, we keep pretending to be something that were not. We lose ourselves in something that we hope is better than what we think we are. What if that something were looking for just doesnt exist? That is from my favorite movie Boys and Girls (Warning sex changes Everything). But it is exactly how I feel right now.

It's Me Again :d
cristilee@ CherryTAP I started a new profile because I'm sick of seeing "heathsbitch@cherrytap.com" every time i send a message or look at my home page. I'm not with heath anymore. So please go add me back :D

How Can You Tell This Table Is Being Sold By A Man????
This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man? ? ! Can you solve this little riddle? ?First look and guess. You will find the answer below, but don't cheat! ? Know the answer? ?If not, scroll down now..... ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! OK, look at the picture in the mirror . ?And remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture.

M Mmmm Good!
Strawberry Cream Pie 1 pint strawberries 1 small pkg. vanilla instant pudding 1 c. sour cream 1/4 c. milk 3 1/2 c. cool whip; thawed 1 graham cracker pie crust Hull berries and set aside. Combine pudding, sour cream, milk and 2 cups of cool whip. Spoon 1/2 of filling into pie shell. Arrange berries and top with remaining filling. Freeze 1 hour and then chill in refrigerator for 3 hours. Garnish with rest of cool whip and strawberries.

Pipeline Dreams: The Emerging Connection Between Oil Plans And The 9-11 Attacks
Pipeline dream The emerging connection between oil plans and the 9-11 attacks By William Rivers Pitt 05.16.02 | Some months ago, a book was published in France entitled 'Osama bin Laden: The Forbidden Truth.' The authors, Jean-Charles Brisard and Guillaume Dasique, described a connection between the September 11th terrorist attacks and a stalled plan to build a pipeline to exploit the vast natural gas fields along the Caspian Sea in Turkmenistan. Their story pointed damning fingers at American petroleum companies and the Bush administration, citing instances where U.S. anti-terrorism efforts were thwarted in order to smooth the way for the pipeline deal. Brisard and Dasique were paid little mind by the American news media. Many of their allegations were based upon conjecture, circumstantial evidence, and the words of a dead man named John O'Neill. Their argument seemed plausible enough – the interests of the Bush administration and the energy industry are, in essence, one and

New Dropkicks Coming!!! Whooo Hooo
You may have heard the rumor by now and yes, it's true. We have finished recording our new album and will be mastering it when we return from Europe early next week ready to get it out to all of you. We will keep you updated with any news, promotions and special offers around the album release over the coming weeks. "The Meanest Of Times" will be available from September 18th on DKM's own record label, Born & Bred Records which will be distributed by Warner Music's Independent Label Group. "The Meanest Of Times" is a collection of tales about family, loyalty and remembering where you came from. It contains what we hope are all the best elements of the DKM sound: classic punk rock, Celtic folk and American rock'n'roll. The album also features guest appearances by Spider Stacy of The Pogues and Ronnie Drew of The Dubliners as a special treat. We will post some songs from the album to give you a taste of what you are in store for leading up to the album's release. Also, we w

For The Love
for the love i have with in me, for the love that no one can see. for the love i have for you, for the love thats never more true. as i write these words of love, and express the needs of my heart. for what we once shared, can never be torn apart. as you read these words i have wrote, and understand my true feelings. let this be my little note, there can still be a new beginning! written by; talented tongue

My Friend Need A Big Help
HE ONLY NEED 4000 TO WIN THE 2nd PLACE COME ON PEOPLE HELP OUT TO EACH ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND ALL THE COMMENT BOMBERS ON MY LIST PLEASE I NEED ALL YOUR HELP I RAN OUT OF COMMENTS AND I HAVE A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE IN A CONTEST PLEASE HELP OUT...........AND WHO EVER HELP WITH MORE THAN 300 COMMENTS WILL GET A BIG PIMPING GIFT LOVE YA'LL HUGS AND KISSES WildCat JUST CLICK ON THIS PIC !

On The Up And Up
hey people whats up, i just wanted to say LETS FUCKING PARTY. you know, i got shit planned out for this week, and i cant wait. its fucking party time, whenever wherever, and just cuz i want to haha.to all my people who live near me if you know of a different party hook me up im already there, hell ill bring the drinks, or most anyway, lol. well holla back and let me know the one and only FOX

Chances
Today I dropped two classes. I have never done this but God has pressed on me to do it and I keept trying and feeling more frustrated. Now that I have dropped the classes I have a peace. Now I can finish my reports and finish this semester and get my degree. God Is Good. My best riend/love of my life is sick but I know God has healed him it just has to catch up to him. God says to ask and believe...I have asked and I believe! God said it, I believe it, and that settles it for ME! I finish school in 3 weeks. Keep me in your prayers as I imbark on a job.

My First Time~
----- MY FIRST TIME.... It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just She and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow... Gotcha~

7-17-07 Astrology
You have knowledge that can be used for a higher purpose. This learning doesn't apply to one specialized area, either. With a little creativity and know-how you can apply this toward the betterment of your everyday life.

From Scrappers Blog, A Must Read!!!
Greetings Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page. This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this. 1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to Level 0. 2. If you see a top 100 cherry using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer. 3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset. We have always been a community regulated site. I am certain our community will help regulate this. Thanks for your support. Scrapper http://cherrytap.com/blog/57/436702 - Location of the post.

Bush's Business Connections To The Bin Ladens
Before I reprint this, understand that this guy is a world-reknowned investigative reporter that has 30 years of verified work. He has reported stories for ABC News, 60 Minutes, the Associated Press, Reuters and more and has appeared to testify before the United States Senate. This shit is no joke (this story was first reported shortly after the 9/11 attacks and was subsequently blocked by the Bush Administration from being reprinted in any American news publication). WE, AMERICANS, financed the Taliban as late as May 17, 2001, less than 4 months before the 9/11 attacks. You should know what interests your President REALLY has: "Osama bin Laden's Bush family Business Connections Alliance With Pakistan Will Stimulate Drug Trade, Bring Revenues Under U.S. Control - Colombian Opium Production Will Soar The Taliban's Biggest Economic Attack on the U.S. Came in February With The Destruction of Its Opium Crop by Michael C. Ruppert Money connections between Bush Re

Don't Quote Baby J... It's Nsfw
ok... so I was bored and just goofing around, and thought I would try to block my self, and I got this message... I thought the message was pretty crude, coming from the top, so I posted a mumm and didn't mark it NSFW... thinking if baby jesus can say it, so could I..... wrong.... I got banned from posting any more mumms. I asked about it in the support lounge and was told that baby j is a lunatic, and can say what ever he likes, because it's his site. I was posting this comment, today on all the mumms...

Eyes
He walked into my life Knowing not where we would go Falling deep into those eyes Blue pools of sweetness. Mesmerized to do as he wished. Staring with longing and desire Passion folds its wings around us. My own piece of paradise of earth His eyes like magical pools of lust.

Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. =============================================== Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ============================================= Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. ============================================ Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. ============================================= Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball ================================================ Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! ============================================= Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

A Girls First True Love
You were there when I was born You brushed my hair to make me look and feel pretty You hugged me no matter what time of day it was You were there even when you had a drink You saw me grow up into a woman You saw me graduate college the first time You saw your granddaughter born What I miss about you now: I don't get to hug you I don't get to hear you say I love you I don't get to find comfort in your arms when things are going bad I don't get to see you at all But I know that: You are in heaven now You aren't suffering anymore You are watching down on me You are making sure that I am safe You are and always will be the first man I love, my Papi(daddy).

That Was Easy...
The house hunt is over. Although I had thought that the housing market was supposed to be in the toilet, apparently it's not in Levelland. We looked at everything that there was to offer and settled on a 3 bed/2 bath/2 car garage brick home in a decent neighborhood. There wasn't much chance to work out deals because its a sellers market there, despite home sales in general. But it didn't take half as long as I expected- four days of looking and one offer- made and accepted, covering all the closing costs and providing a one year home warranty plus re-roofing the house before we move in. I don't know what may occur between today and the actual closing, but hopefully it will be painless. So that was fricking easier than I expected. I also talked to my mom. I am not going to sell my house after all- just let her and my step father move in rent free. It's the least I can do, I told her that in lieu of rent I'd like her to finance some form of Long term care insurance for herself. I a

Talk About Luck...
In the picture above you can see where this guy broke through the guard rail (on the right side where the people are standing) and somehow his truck left the road, traveling from right to left and flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet landing on the other side. Now look at the picture below... If that isn't luck I don't know what is!

Men
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. ....Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ... Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ...............Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but no

To All Of My Wonderful Friends!!!!!
this is for alll of my wonderful friends i love you all very much... A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend. If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images. A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together. Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you. Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it! I would not call myself important, but I am convinced th

I'm Missing You
Why can't I speak when I have so much to tell? Why can't I write when I have so much in mind? Why can't I sing when there's music in my heart? Why can't I dance when there's rythm in the air? Too many words left unspoken Too many things left undone Why can't it be and why can't I? For all I know this pain deep inside Took the gladness from my heart. Is this the pain of missing you? Is this the reason behind it all? Hear the agony of my heart Longing for you and for your touch Feeling your lips, feeling your face Missing your kisses and warm embrace. When will the waiting ever be over? For as long as were apart I can never be whole Oh! My Dearest Love I just want you to know That my heart is aching because "I'M MISSING YOU!"

A Poem
A Mothers Love A mothers love should always matter the most A mothers love should never haunt u like a ghost A mothers love should always be the best A mothers love should never be layed to rest A mothers love should always warm the heart of a child A mothers love should never grow wild A mothers love should always last A mosthers love should never hate your past A mothers love should always forgive and forget A mothers love should never have any regrets but if you have a mother like mine a mothers love almost feels like it should be a crime.

Anybody?
hey this is jodie and i was wondering if there was anyone out there near the mississippi gulf coast , im in gautier near ocean springs and biloxi.any body out there please hit me up.i am a fun loving , handsome guy with one hell of a personality that will make u laugh ur ass off even on the bad days and wipe ur tears on the worst days.

4 In The Morning
This song got me thru some days!! *4 In The Morning (Gwen Stefani) Waking up to find another day The moon got lost again last night But now the sun has finally had its say I guess I feel alright But it hurts when I think When I let it sink in It's all over me I'm lying here in the dark I'm watching you sleep, it hurts a lot & all I know is You've got to give me everything Nothing less cause You know I give you all of me I give you everything that I am I'm handin' in everything that I've got Cause I wanna have a really true love Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring & I want to make it worth the fight What have we been doing for all this time? Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right All I wanted was to know I'm safe Don't want to lose the love I've found Remember when you said that you would change Don't let me down It's not fair how you are I can't be complete, can you give me mor

A New Lounge Is Opened Death Special Forces All Is Weclome Thanks Witchesbrew And Oak All Thats Invol
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com THIS IS ABOUT SUPPORTING OUR TROOPS NOT ABOUT COMPETION AND WHOS BETTER , ITS ABOUT THEM NOT US . COME AND RELAX CHAT , HAVE FUN , LETS LET THEM KNOW WE ARE HERE FOR THEM ALL IS WELCOME . FROM MR& MRS WINN , OAK , WITCHESBREW , TRINA , BAT69 , KAZ , HERETIC , CHERRY TAP SUPPORT , TN CAT , JESSIE , FROM ALL OF US .

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of havi

No Knowledge Without Emotion
There can be no knowledge without emotion. We may be aware of a truth, yet until we have felt its force, it is not ours. To the cognition of the brain must be added the experience of the soul.

Help Me Out
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=909006&albumid=426117&i=2954781309 copy n paste the link, then find my pic and click on it, then comment as many times as u can!! i need 1200 more comments!! i started late in the contest! please help me, and repost the bulletin and tell ur friends to vote for me 2. its a comment BOMB contest. u can vote as many times as u want. look at my other comments, u dont have to write anything particular, u can do 1, 2, 3 etc. thanks this is for my home gurl

Big News On The Benoit Case
results are in for the Benoit family toxicology reports. Georgia Chief Medical Examiner Kriss Sperry gave the details. First, a few hilights: - All 3 of them had the anti-anxiety drug Xanex in their system . It was concluded that Deniel Benoit was sedated by the drug before his death. - There were NO anabolic steroids found in Chris Benoit. He had elevated testosterone levels but that could be a result of many things. There was NO ROID RAGE. Here is the full breakdown of the press conference and the toxicology findings: Nancy Benoit had 3 different drugs in her system at the time of death. Hydrocodone (also known as Mortab, Morset) were found at 120 micrograms per liter. Hydromorphone, directly from the breakdown of the Hydrocodone, was also found. Finally, the anti-anxiety drug Xanex wss present at 23 micrograms per liter. All 3 drugs were found at the theraputic level - not toxic levels. Her blood alcohol level was 0.184. Daniel Benoit's blood tested positive for Xane

This Weekend
Ok so Im an old biker bitch who loves a good party. and this weekend we went to the Seven Sons MC party. Go every year and every year i get into the titty contest and every year i come home w/ more money than i had. So anyway had a blast this weekend. But on the way home we have to pass a factory with the biggest American Flag youve ever seen. and i had country on the radio. It was Toby Keith Have you forgotten. Ok so anyway im blaring the music and singing and i come over the ridge and there is that flag, standing spread full (was a nice breeze) and waving like it has forever. This may sound stupid but i had shivers, and a lump in my throat, It seems for a moment i had forgotten. Its amazing how we continue to fight, and die for what now? does anyone have an answer, and dont call me a hater, my dad got a bronze star in Iraq. Im not a hater, i have never been more proud of my country or the men and woman fighting. But again i say someone explain why we still are?

Stress Does Strange Things To People.
I want to scream. I want to tear my hair out. I want to spit out a stream of curse words that would make a sailor blush. Actually...I just want to get all this packing done. It sucks not having any real help. I wish I could just snap my fingers and it would all be done. So...who wants to come help?

I Wish We'd All Been Ready
Life was filled with guns and war, and every one got trampled on the floor. I wish we'd all been ready. Children died, the days grew cold, a piece of bread could buy a bag of gold, I wish we'd all been ready. Man and wife asleep in bed, she hears a noise and turns her head-he's gone, I wish we'd all been ready Two men waking up a hill, one disappears and one's left standing still, I wish we'd all been ready. Tere's no time to change your mind, the SOn has come and you've been left behind. How could you have been so blind. I WISH WE'D ALL BEEN READY Today is the day of salvation...choose you this day whom you will serve! He's coming back. Are you ready?

Old Love......isn't Always True Love!!!!
So have you ever thought what you would do if someone from your past that you thought you loved came back into your life??? Well, last night at work, on my break, that someone called me. I had a lot of mixed feelings about it. I was happy to think that after 5 years that someone would still think of me. the problem is, I really care a lot for someone else and I wasn't sure how to handle it. It turns out that I really didn't have to handle it. It took care of itself. I know that he will keep calling me, but I also know that we can be just friends. I think I needed to prove to myself how much I loved that other person! Life does go on even when your heart tells you that you can't go on without this person. I guess that it didn't hurt that at the same time I was talking to one guy the other showed up in a strange way! So the first guy thought that I was seeing the second guy, which is the guy I'm in love with but not seeing!! My life has to be the most complicated life in history!!!!! But

Molten Chocolate Pudding Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 20 min Makes: 24 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) devil's food cake mix 1 pkg. (12 oz.) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chunks, divided 3 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1/3 cup GENERAL FOODS INTERNATIONAL Italian Cappuccino 1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Prepare cake mix as directed on package. Stir in half of the chocolate chunks. Pour into greased 13x9-inch baking dish or shallow casserole dish; set aside. POUR milk into large bowl. Add dry pudding mixes, flavored instant coffee and cinnamon. Beat with wire whisk 1 min. or until well blended. Pour over cake batter in center of pan; sprinkle with the remaining chocolate chunks. BAKE 1 hour or until cake appears baked in the center. Cool slightly. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Savor a serving of this crowd-pleasing dessert on special occasions. Substitute Change the flavor of thi

Open The Eyes Of My Heart
Open the eyes of my heart Lord. I want to see your shinning light. Pour out your love as I sing Holy Holy. TO see you high and Lifted up, Shinning in the light of your glorly. Pour out your power and lve. You are high and lifted up. We are shinning in you power and glory. Let your power re-new our strength. Let your power lift the Angel up and how him your love Lord. May he be blessed and serve you!

Chocolate Cluster-peanut Butter Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 20 min Makes: 16 servings, one slice each 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix 1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1/2 cup peanut butter 1/2 cup PLANTERS Dry Roasted Peanuts 2 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Prepare and bake cake mix as directed on package in 2 greased and floured 9-inch round cake pans. Cool 10 min.; remove from pans. Cool completely on wire racks. Meanwhile, pour milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix. Beat 2 min. or until well blended. Add peanut butter; beat well. Refrigerate until ready to use. MIX peanuts and melted chocolate; stir until evenly coated. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto waxed paper-covered baking sheet. Refrigerate 10 min. or until firm. PLACE one of the cake layers on cake platter; spread with 1 cup of the pudding mixture. Cover with re

Story From The Heart
Ionce heard a story straight from the heart About a girl and how her world began to fall apart It all started when she met the boy that made her life complete Just thinking of him made her heart skip a beat They were the couple everyone wanted to be There were no imperfections as either one could see As the weeks passed they fell more in love and were less aware Of how often life turns out to be unfair Until one day she finally gave in She realized there was no way she could win She said I'm sorry but i have to let you go As he reached for her hand she pulled away whispering no When she turned around a tear slid down her cheek He just stood there speechless, forgetting how to speak The next few days were the hardest at home She truly felt she was all alone Her mom pushed in her face how she had won Her dad said "i knew he was just another one" Her sister said "come on you'll be ok" And her brother just tried to stay away At school it was like her friends weren't eve

Cali Trip... Nsfw!!!!!!!!!!!
we finally arrived in cali... jan is there waiting for tom and i. we go get our luggage and i spot her... she is standing there looking a lil nervous... she fiddled a little bit with her purse. finally i walked up to her and gave her a huge hug. and we just laughed... silly girls.. tom and her hugged also..we rode to the hotel and jan pointed out things she wanted to show us after we were settled in. the holtel room was very pretty and as i unpacked i thought about all the times i told jan when i first saw her i was going to kiss her on the mouth.. i felt my insides tingle..i walked over to her and touched her face and told her i have been waiting along time to do this.. and i kissed her mouth.. slowly at first just soft sweet kisses i could tell she was nervous and i did not want to ruin it.. her lips parted and i knew she wanted to deepen the kiss.. i let my tongue enter her mouth and wrapped my arms around her waiste pulling her closer to me..i heard a soft moan escape her throat a

Boston Cream Pie Minis
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 15 min Makes: 2 doz. or 24 servings, one cupcake each 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided 4 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate PREHEAT oven to 350ºF. Prepare cake batter and bake in 24 greased medium muffin pan cups as directed on package. Cool 10 min. in pans. Remove to wire racks; cool completely. BEAT milk and dry pudding mix with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Let stand 5 min. Meanwhile, use serrated knife to cut cupcakes horizontally in half. Gently stir 1/2 cup of the whipped topping into pudding. Spoon about 1 Tbsp. of the pudding mixture onto bottom half of each cupcake; cover with top of cupcake. MICROWAVE remaining 1 cup whipped topping and the chocolate in small microwaveable bowl on HIGH 1-1/2 min. or until chocolate is almost melted, stirring af

Now This Pisses Me Off
Bush 'Strongly Opposes' Troop Pay, Benefit Initiatives Talk about lousy timing. With President Bush’s popularity scraping bottom in opinion polls, with U.S. casualties rising in Iraq in a force surge that has stretched soldier tours to 15 months, the Bush administration July 10 said it “strongly opposes” key military pay and benefit gains tossed into their fiscal 2008 defense bill. Initiatives the administration “strongly opposes” include: -- A military pay raise for next January of 3.5 percent versus 3 percent endorsed by the White House. -- Lowering the age-60 start of reserve retirement annuities for reserve component members by the length of their future mobilizations. -- Expanding eligibility for Combat-Related Special Compensation to service members forced by combat disabilities to retire short of 20 years. -- Directing pharmaceutical manufacturers to provide the Department of Defense with same price discounts for TRICARE retail pharmacy network that are prov

Pineapple Beef Stir-fry
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 4 servings 1 can (8 oz.) pineapple chunks, undrained 1 Tbsp. oil 1 beef flank steak (1 lb.), cut across the grain into thin strips 1/2 cup chopped green onions 1 clove garlic, minced 2 Tbsp. water 1 Tbsp. cornstarch 1/4 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce 2 cups hot cooked rice DRAIN pineapple, reserving liquid. Set aside. Heat oil in large skillet on medium-high heat. Add steak; cook and stir 5 min. or until cooked through. Add pineapple, onions and garlic; cook and stir 2 min. Reduce heat to low. MIX reserved pineapple liquid, water and cornstarch until well blended. Add to steak mixture; cook 1 min. or until thickened, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. STIR in steak sauce. Serve over rice. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Prepare as directed, using boneless top sirloin steak.

The 'rules Of The South' Are As Follows!!!
01.) Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 02.) Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 03.) Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 04.) They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 05.) So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $825,000 cotton-pickers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 06.) So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try your best to comprehend the concept. 07.) If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 08.) OH YEAH, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & ca

Beef & Noodles With Fresh Vegetables
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 6 servings 1/4 cup KRAFT House Italian Dressing 1/4 cup soy sauce 1 lb. lean boneless beef sirloin steak, cut into strips 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 cups sugar snap peas, halved 1 yellow pepper, cut into strips 1 tomato, chopped 1/4 cup chopped cilantro or parsley 12 oz. thin spaghetti, cooked, drained MIX dressing and soy sauce. HEAT large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat. Add steak strips, garlic and 1 Tbsp. dressing mixture; cook 3 min. or until steak is barely pink in center. Transfer to plate; set aside. ADD sugar snap peas, yellow pepper and remaining dressing mixture to skillet; cook and stir 3 min. until vegetables are crisp-tender. Return steak to skillet; stir-fry 1 min. Remove from heat; stir in tomato and cilantro. Serve over hot cooked pasta. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Substitute snow pea pods for the sugar snap peas and thin green onion slices for the cilantro. Easy Cleanup

Beef-fried Rice
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, 1-3/4 cups each 1 lb. boneless beef sirloin steak, thinly sliced 2 cups frozen stir-fry vegetables 1 cup fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth 3 Tbsp. KRAFT Light CATALINA Reduced Fat Dressing 2 Tbsp. lite soy sauce 2 cups instant brown rice, uncooked 1 can (11 oz.) mandarin orange segments, drained 1/3 cup chopped green onions BROWN steak in nonstick wok or large skillet sprayed with cooking spray on high heat 3 min. ADD stir-fry vegetables, broth, dressing, soy sauce and rice; stir. Bring to boil; cover. Simmer 5 min. Remove from heat. LET stand 5 min. Add oranges and onions; fluff with fork. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Jazz It Up Add 1/2 tsp. each garlic powder and ground ginger along with the chicken broth.

To My Friend
Left with dreams, all in thought, Spirits and souls, like magnets drawn, Hopeful ideas of a waking dawn. Knowing not which way to burn, A new fire may be blazing, Take note, angels, the fury of it all is amazing. Dreams intertwine, Words that are spoken, Promises made no hearts will be broken. Of fate to be seen, Left now with broad smiles, a friendship, for sure, will cross many miles..

Garlic Beef Stir-fry
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings, about 2 cups each 2 cups instant brown rice, uncooked 1 lb. beef sirloin steak, well trimmed, cut into thin strips 1/2 cup KRAFT Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing, divided 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 Tbsp. cornstarch 5 cups mixed cut-up fresh vegetables (red peppers, broccoli, green onions) 2 Tbsp. lite soy sauce 1 tsp. ground ginger 1/4 cup PLANTERS Dry Roasted Peanuts, chopped COOK rice as directed on package. MEANWHILE, toss steak with 1 Tbsp. of the dressing and the garlic. Add cornstarch; mix well. Heat large nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on medium-high heat. Add steak mixture; stir-fry 3 min. or until steak is cooked through. Remove from skillet; cover to keep warm. ADD vegetables, soy sauce, ginger and remaining dressing to skillet; stir-fry 5 min. or until vegetables are crisp-tender. Return steak to skillet; stir-fry 1 min. or until steak is heated through and sauce is thickened,

Better-than-ever Beef Enchiladas
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 4 servings 1/2 lb. extra lean ground beef 1/2 cup chopped green peppers 1/2 cup chopped red peppers 2 cups TACO BELL® HOME ORIGINALS® Thick 'N Chunky Salsa, divided 1 cup KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Sharp Cheddar Cheese, divided 2 Tbsp. KRAFT Light Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing 8 corn tortillas (6 inch) 2 Tbsp. chopped fresh cilantro PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Cook meat and peppers in large nonstick skillet on medium heat until meat is no longer pink, stirring frequently. Add 1 cup of the salsa; simmer 3 to 4 min. or until peppers are tender. Remove from heat; stir in 1/2 cup of the cheese. SPREAD 1/4 cup of the salsa onto bottom of 13x9-inch baking dish. Brush dressing lightly over both sides of tortillas. Stack 4 of the tortillas on large sheet of waxed paper; wrap tortillas in waxed paper. Microwave on HIGH 20 to 30 sec. or just until warm. Immediately spoon 1/3 cup meat mixture down center of each

Guessing His Age...
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can!Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 91 years old!" "How in the world did you guess?" The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!"

Cheesy Chicken Enchiladas
ecipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 4 servings, two enchiladas each 2 cups chopped cooked chicken 1 can (10-3/4 oz.) reduced-sodium 98% fat-free condensed cream of chicken soup 8 TACO BELL® HOME ORIGINALS® Flour Tortillas 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) chili- or Mexican-flavored stewed tomatoes, undrained 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheese PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Combine chicken and soup; spoon evenly down centers of tortillas. Roll up. PLACE, seam-sides down, in 13x9-inch baking dish; top evenly with tomatoes with their liquid and cheese. Cover with foil. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until cheese is melted and enchiladas are heated through, removing the foil after 20 min. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion For added color and texture, serve with a mixed green salad tossed with your favorite KRAFT Light Reduced Fat Dressing. Jazz It Up Stewed tomatoes come in different flavor varieties. Try making these enchiladas with a different flavor each t

2 My Friends...
well...i dont have much time in between work and kinky fun 2 be on here...but i promise 2 put sum new pics up soon...jus so u guys can remember that im always willin 2 please even if i aint on here...lol...holla back hun....

Too Cute
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (You're gonna love this) (A masterpiece)

Super Nsfw .. Hot!
it was a super hot day today. i needed to cool off. so, i wnt in the bedroom and took all my clothes off. laid on the bed in front of the fan. arms above my head on in each corner and legs spread one in each corner also..the fan blowing on my naked body. my eyes were closed just relaxin,when i heard the door open and close. i knew tom must be home. sounds now in the bedroom.. " hi baby!" he mumbled a response. i felt him messing with my ankles. "mmmmm... wanna play?" all he did was mmm hmmm me..next i felt my wrists being cuffed to the bed .. and finally the blindfold "really frisky" i asked. silence .. hmmmm.... i wondered what had gotten into him but, iwas not about to ask and ruin a perfectly awesome good time! i felt his lips on my right foot kissing his way softly up my leg.stopping on my inner thigh kissing and licking. then planting a sweet kiss on my pussy. he moved away and did the same to my left side. soft moans encouraged him to push his tongue harder on my clit. a surge of

Zeitgeist, The Movie
ZEITGEIST, The Movie - Official Release - Full Production (including the 'Overture') Zeitgeist was created as a not for profit expression to inspire people to start looking at the world from a more critical perspective and to understand that very often things are not what the population at large think they are. The information in Zeitgeist was established over a year long period of research and the current Source page on the site lists the sources used / referenced. It's important to point out that there is a tendency to simply disbelieve things that are counter to our understanding, without the necessary research performed. For example, some information contained in Part 1 and Part 3, specifically, is not obtained by simple keyword searches on the Internet. You have to dig deeper. For instance, very often people who look up "Horus" or "The Federal Reserve" on the Internet draw their conclusions from very general or biased sources. Online encyclopedias or text book Encyclo

Iphone Silliness
My better half and I live on the Upper East Side, and we walk a great deal, and the Apple Store on Fifth Avenue is one of the places where we'll stop on occasion. We observed the lines of people outside the store, some camping out for days, to be the first on their block to have the iPhone. We happened by the store late on the eve of the day before (Robin Williams was roaming around snatching up waterproof iPod accessories and taking cell phone pics with fans) and the line outside was extensive and prepared for the longhaul: folding chairs and coolers with food and drink were the norm. All in anticipation for the iPhones to go on sale at 6PM on June 29th. And, it was so silly.This little item from CNET is interesting: At last count, there was no shortage of iPhones, and many of the people who happened to walk into line around 6:30 p.m. or 7 p.m. didn't have a problem just waltzing in. As one guy put it, strolling out of the store at 7:15 p.m., a black iPhone bag in hand, "This is f**

Should You Buy An Iphone?
The most eagerly awaited cell phone ever is upon us Friday. Should you resist the iPhone's breathless hype, or take the plunge? Unless you're already standing in line outside an Apple or AT&T store, or are prepared to mug one of the first customers to come out after the 6 p.m. launch, the answer, at least for now, will have to be "let me think about it for a week or two." The level of hype and demand for Apple Inc.'s phone is reminiscent of the debut of the PlayStation 3 game console in November, when minor riots broke out at some electronics stores. However, eBay prices for resold PS3s quickly fell, and two months later the console was in ample supply.Apparently, much of the initial demand came from people who weren't really interested in getting them for themselves, but counted on being able to sell them to people who were.It's quite possible that the iPhone will be subject to the same demand bubble. Check with the stores a month from now: If they have iPhones in stock, the bloom ma

Daddy It Hurts!!
Date: Jul 17, 2007 11:08 AM Subject: DADDY IT HURTS!!! Body: DADDY IT HURTS THiS iS A TRUE STORY AND iF YOU DONT PASS THiS ON YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes

Looking For A Pet...
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook

"free Spirit....."
NEITHER GODS OR DEVILS A FREE SPIRIT CAN TAME NO WORLDLY DESIRES CAN PUT OUT ITS FLAME IT CARRIES THE TRUTH WHICH NO ONE CAN TAKE AND ITS EYES CAN SEE ALL, THROUGH ITS SOUL THAT'S AWAKE NO PRISON CAN HOLD IT, FEAR CANNOT SUBDUE AND GUILT BELONGS NOT IN THAT WHICH IS TRUE TO SEE THROUGH TRUTHS WINDOW, WITH THE SPIRITUAL EYES YOU MUST FIRST CLEAN THE GLASSES AND ADMIT YOU ARE NOT WISE MANY SAID FOLLOW, THE TRUTH IS WITH ME BUT THEY SHARED ONLY CHAINS FOR THEIR SPIRITS WEREN'T FREE THROUGH THE DOOR TO FREEDOM, ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN TAKE THAT IS THE LOVE THAT'S INSIDE, THE REST YOU MUST FORSAKE FORGET ALL DESIRES, THE SELF AND THE PAST LAY DOWN YOUR FUTURE, AND PUT YOURSELF LAST NOTHIN IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT LOVE HAS A WORTH FROM LOVE YOU WERE CONCIVED AND IT WAITS FOR YOUR BIRTH CLING ONLY TO LOVE AND THEN YOU WILL SEE THROUGH THE MIRROR OF LOVE, A SPIRIT THAT'S FREE!!

Italian Math Test
An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passesa little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again

Just Song Lyrics
I love this song. brings a tear to my eye everytime I hear it. "Best I Am" by Flaw Long. I`ve Been Running away for far too long Afraid of what Afraid of what I know is soon to come I may not be much of an example right now But I can give you all of my knowledge on how to get along in this place right now all I can say [Chorus] Is that I will do the best that I can to be a good example of man I know one day that You`ll understand you deserve the best that I am you deserve the best that I am It`s So hard so hard to think about when I was child so angry at life I blamed the world for such a long long time But Things happened so quickly some people just go I needed answers to heal me I wanted to know how to get by and now its my turn to say [chorus] This is all for you everything in this world everything in

Matthew Thomas Page
"Matthew Thomas Page" 7/17/1987 - 10/29/2003 Happy Birthday Matt!! You would be 20yrs old today...I never stop thinking about you and I miss you more each day that passes.I love you & miss you son, play sweet with the Angels! Love your MoM, SaTiVa "We are born into this life unknowing of the things that lie ahead of us. Take each day as it comes and learn from your mistakes. Never be afraid to ask for advice,who knows the person you would think to be the one not to give you advice will be the one to give you the best. Learn from mistakes and tell others so that they may learn from you. :) Live, Love & be Happy!! The greatest joys are the ones we take for granted. TLE2000" (written by Matt's mom in 2000)

Trip To The Grocery Store
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single." She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Bath Time~nsfw~~
~WAS TOLD SOME MIGHT ENJOY~ well i wanted to tell you all how my bath went... i pulled all my hair on top of my head.. eased my naked body into the very hot water... so warm when i started to sit i could feel the sting of the water on my ass and my pussy lips.. the warmth was so intense.. i closed my eyes leaned my head back and breathed the fresh sent of my cucumber melon bubble bath... the bubbles were so soft i was rubbing them into my arms at first ... then my neck and down to my chest.. the cool air filtering in from the open window mixed with the hot water had my nipples exploding to attention.. hard errect and demanding some attention.. i slowly began to rub circles around them still breathing in the fresh smells of the bubble bath...my eyes still closed .. i had brought two toys with me to the tub and my very naughty thoughts were rushing through my head telling me it was time to make myself cum...my first toy is the coolest thing ever.. my bathtub buddy as i call it come

Why Do Some Men
FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO HAVE MORE THEN ONE WOMAN TO MAKE THEM HAPPY? HOW CAN ONE MAN BE IN LOVE WITH MORE THEN ONE WOMAN AT THE SAME TIME. IS IT INSECURITY OR WHAT.. WHY DO SOME MEN HAVE TO DO THINGS SO WOMEN WILL FEEL SORRY FOR HIM....DOES HE NEED THE ATTENTION THAT BAD.......... WHY DO SOME MEN LIE AND TELL U THEY LOVE U. ASK U TO MARRY THEM AND WANT U TO MOVE UP THERE WITH HIM.......BUT HE IS ALSO TALKING TO OTHER WOMEN ON HERE... IM CONFUSED THOUGHT LOVE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL ALONG WITH MARRIAGE. WHY DO SOME MEN ABUSE THIS AND BREAK A WOMANS HEART OVER AND OVER AGAIN.. DO THEY GET OFF ON THAT. DOES IT MAKE THEM FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN.....

My Gigantic Derrida Thing (google Him People)
This was an essay for a class on literary theory Got an A of course :) -- I'm in one of those bizarre times where the world has just went wyrd again for me and I'm drifting in the currents of the will of the gods...and they want me to learn something here and it's one of those damn things I have to *learn* by experience. The whole world has shifted to a pattern of paradox and I'm stuck trying to realign the paradigms. My brain is scrambling to assimilate the inflow of new truths and my looking glass has shattered. It's shamanic rebirth time again, folks, and the lessons are piling up like leaves in the fall. I'm trying to rake the world back together, and the individual leaves of reality are running in the wind laughing at me. And still I sojourn on, as I must find the true and *real* definition of everything. This is neither as simple nor as complex as it may seem. Go back and read that one again. Yes, truly, the simplicity lies in the order of truth and universal subjectivit

Crucify
Crucify Every finger in the room is pointing at me, i wanna spit in the faces then get a feeling that could break. ive got a bowling ball in my stomach, ive got a desert in my mouth. Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now. Ive been looking for a savory in thses dirty streets, looking for a savory beneath thses dirty sheets. Just what god needs one more victim. why do we crucify ourselves? Every day i crucify myself, nothing i do i good enough for you. my heart is sick of being in chains. Ive got a cat named easter and she says,will you ever learn, your just an empty caged girl if you kill the bird.

Why Are You Just Sitting There???
Why are you sitting at home? Illegal aliens need you to get a second job so that they can get more benefits. Please help your local politician pass more laws to give more benefits to our "uninvited guests". I only have a few dollars left to feed my, already over nourished, family. A few more taxes and I too will qualify for welfare, but, I don't want to risk it if you’re not willing to support me too!!!!!! Hope these 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read by the majority of Americans. Then they will have something to yell at their U.S. Congress members. 14 Reasons to Deport Illegal Aliens... 1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal

"i Am Love...."
I HAVE SEEN YOUR JOURNEY AND THE END AS IT NEARS I HAVE LIVED IN YOUR FAITH AND I'VE COUNTED YOUR TEARS I'VE SEEN THE TREASURE YOU FOUND AND HAVE CARRIED INSIDE WHERE NO ONE COULD STEAL IT, THO MANY HAVE TRIED I HAVE SEEN HOW YOU'VE SEARCHED, FOR A SOUL THAT'S LIKE YOURS AND THE TIMES YOU'VE KNOCKED ON MANY CLOSED DOORS I'VE SEEN THOSE WHO HAVE DECIEVED YOU FOR THEIR OWN SELFISH GAINS THEY TOOK WHAT THEY WANTED, BUT YOUR TREASURE REMAINS I HAVE FOLLOWED YOUR JOURNEY SEEN ALL THESE THINGS FOR I AM THAT TREASURE THAT HAS EARNED YOU LOVE'S WINGS THE LIGHT FROM YOUR SOUL SHINES HERE AND ABOVE FOR I AM YOUR TREASURE AND U KNOW I AM LOVE!!!

Interesting Things...
Fascinating Stuff.... You don't have to live without this knowledge any more. Aren't you delighted? The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds -Me

The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. "To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

Whatever
Well im sitting here kinda happy and kinda depressed at the same time. I really need to find a job, but its been so damn hard right now with the bus strike and everything going on. Also I need to get a new ID and SS Card so thats gonna take a few weeks. I would like to just move outta here but I can't because of my grandmother. I'm stuck here taking care of her most of the day as well. They want me to go find a job, but they also want me to stay here and take care of her I'm so confused............ I try to explain about trying to find a job but my family doesnt seem to care. Then also my grandma is debating on whether or not to sell the house. If she does I'll have no where to go at all, my mother will go to live with her boyfriend and my brother will go live with his girlfriend. I would go live with my girlfriend but because I have not been able to find a job the person she is renting a room from will not allow it. I'm really scared of the fact that i might end up homeless, I dont k

Why Am I Here?
Why am I here? I don't know it I just finded this Page and registred here... But it looks like it's going to be funny... So I'll be here again and again... Why I wrote this? I don't know it either... But I felt I must wrot something from me...

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes...
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run, she's backing up!!"

My Friends I Am Not Well Talk Soon X
Hi sorry haven't been around.. but my migranes have got worse and the docs are going to do test now,. MRI scan soon.. will let you all know hows it goes.. hugz to you all and hope all is well with you my friends.. xxxx

Last Swing Scene
Okay, so I start inviting some friends over some new and some old. Of course this is at 3am on a weekday, and a lot of us are insomiacs or work the late shift. Anyway, we all start talking and find that almost everyone in the room are swingers except 2 single guys and one singe girl. We had alread moved out most the coffee tables and clutter in my living room and where lounging around and there where 12 of us. Well, making sure there is no pressure we decide to take the futon matresses and another mattress and put them on the floor and spread out. We will watch some porn and see what happens. Eventually even the swing virgins are all up in the mix and there is no end and no beginning to everyone. I am cowgirling in a chair off to the side when someone lifts one of my feet and the other twisted the other way. I twisted my fucking ankle...I am crying a laughing at the same time so everyone looks up (especially the women) because they think something explosive is about to

Dear Meat/deer Meat???
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue. He said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes!!" The little girl screams, " Don't eat it, it's a f**king asshole!!"

If You Haven't Joined Sean's World...
Why not? Come and join it. Everyone's invited. Bring your friends. Bring everyone you know. Friends, family. All are welcome. The link is: Sean's World See you all there. :D Repost this for your friends, family and fans. Share it with everyone. Share this blog with your friends list. Sean

Love Is In The Air
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and he returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming a roused and she squirmed a little to better position her self. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

A Question That Shatters The Universe ....every Time.
There are many questions asked every day. Some are your basic, "How are you doing?" Others are more complicated, "What do you mean you're pregnant?" My favorite question to myself is, "How and why did you screw this up?" But all of these questions pale in comparison to the most perplexing question of all time. The most vexing of questions is but one word. It has spurned all kinds of trouble. The word, the question, is "Why?" Now you may be thinking, "Marina, 'why' isn't such a bad question." "Why?" has led us to many discoveries throughout the history of the world. Because of "Why?" we know why it rains, why it pours, and even why the old man is snoring. Philosophers have a job because of the question "Why?" If not for the question "Why?" there wouldn't be a philosophy major in college. I mean, have you seen any new philosophy factories opening in your town? Me neither. Perhaps you haven't thought of how this question can drive you insane. The reason is

Not Exactly A Father-daughter Dance...
I've been having odd dreams lately. Mostly involving my father. Bit of history: my father and I have scarcely spoken in almost 6 years. He's my stepdad, technically, but he's the only father I've ever had, as I've never met my birth father. The cease-talking occurred when I moved in with my grandparents, citing the fact that I was treated like a prisoner because I had gotten pregnant at 16 and gave my son up for adoption at 17. My grandparents did not want me to discuss my moving in with them until it happened. That's what I did, and my relationship with my parents has been incredibly screwed since. My mom and I are better now, but my dad and I will probably never be the same again. In any case...Dad has been in my dreams lately. It makes me want to call him up, only if just to say hi. I feel like an ass because I never called him on Father's Day, but we NEVER talk. He never called me on my birthday, a few days after that anyway. I'm torn up about it, because I want to b

Quick Thinking
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. Suddenly, they hear a noise at the door and the woman says, "Quick, my husband is home. Go hide in the bathroom!" The husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks. The woman smiles and says coyly, "Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready!" "Okay," the husband replies, "I'll be back in a minute." Before his wife can stop him, he goes into the bathroom and sees the naked man standing there clapping his hands. "Who the hell are you!" the husband asks. "I'm from the extermination company. Your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having trouble with." The husband, getting angrier by the moment, exclaims, "Then why you are naked!" The man then looks down at himself and exclaims, "Those little bastards

Ok If U Want To See More Of Me U Have To Help Me
ok i want to upload more pics...and cant till i get about 4800 more points....sooooooooo if u would all be so kind as to help me out i would love that...if u leave me a comment on this letting me know u helped i will return the favor...rate and comment so i can get it done alot faster thank you all!!! and thank you to all the ones who have already done everything they already could.... ~Danielle~

Careful What You Agree To.......
A man left for work one Friday morning, and as everyone know's, Friday's is payday. Rather than going home after work, he decided tospend the whole weekend with the boy's just having fun. He also spent the whole check on pizza, beer and beer nuts and partying. When he finally got back home, Sunday night, he was met at the door by his very angry wife who barraged him with two hours of nonstop questions about where he was all weekend? Finally his wife stopped questioning him and asked, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two orthree days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me, honey. Whatever your heart wants." Monday went by without seeing his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by without seeing her either. Finally, when Thursday came, hecould see her a little bit out of the corner of his eyes after the swelling went down.

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Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of BUD. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the ba

No Truer Words
I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change,That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that, that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love. I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.That it has taken me a long time to become the person I want to be. that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. That you can keep going long after you can't. That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the

How Horny Are You
You scored as Very Horny, You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very Horny75% Extremely Horny69% The Horniest56% Normal Horny56% Super Horny56% A Little Horny31% Not Horny25% How Horny are you? V.2 (With Pics)created with QuizFarm.com

If I Decided To Sell My Dead Body!
I would need to be dead.. But hey, it worth more than my bank balance! $3415.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth. From Mingle2 - Free Online DatingMingle2 - Free Online Dating

The Start Of One I Am Working On
it all started out like any other day who would have thought this would be the one yes that changed my life for good my boyfriend (who by the way was ass hole to me)just dumped me told me he did not want some one that did not put out was his words so i was sitting home thinking maybe i did not need that feeling to have sex with some one when the phone rings its my best friend jenny she's asking me to go out with her and her man well after about 30 mins of her asking me and bugging me i give in told her i would go to the cub with her for a little bit but not to long i had alot of house work to do but really i just had alot of thinking to do here i was 25 years old and all alone again some thing seem to be wrong with me i start getting dressed. i put on a pink summer dress that went down to all most my feet and high kneels on. all my underware was in the wash so i was glad for the long dress i had to ware. i brushed my long hair(it goes down to my butt) put a little bit of make up on.

It's My Life: Two
It's My Life: Two by RebeccaBrowning© A blushing bride at 19, my first year of married life was not exactly what I had imagined it would be. I'm still just outside of Utica, New York and the year is 1974. * * * * * * * * 1. Our first home. One first home was right out of the pages of Badder Homes and Gardens. We rented a house that was only a mile away from my old home and was fairly close to both our jobs. I was still working at the fast food joint, and Mike was driving a truck delivering for the cheapest furniture store in the city, so what we would be able to afford was rather limited. Pisa, which was the name I called it when I first saw it, was a little box that leaned to the left when you looked at it from the front. Mike insisted it didn't, which gives you an idea of what he was like between the ears. It had three closets that the landlord had humorously called bedrooms and a little backyard that you could have a big party in, as long as you invited 50 people bui

Long Forgotten Love Song...
such a long forgotten memory... buried underneath surreality... blurry like a lingering moutain haze... confusing like an old english maze... can't remember how it started... but damn the wretched way it ended... cosmic miscalculation of a chanced encounter... that brought two lost souls together... indifferences...ironically transparent... arrogance...sardonically blatant.. trivaility...turned into disaster... has torn two soulmates asunder... my paramour...who once made my heart sang in rhapsody... now's a long forgotten love song...melancholy...

It Was An Accident
It Was an Accident by mseaking© My wife Lynn and I had been on a trip to the mountains spending 5 days packing into a remote area and then just spending the time alone. It had been a wonderful time with the two of spending a lot of time trying to get close. We were both 50 and the kids were grown and gone and we suddenly found out that even though we had been married for 26 years and loved each other a lot we didn’t know each other at all. The spot we went to was one I had always taken our boys to and was about 5 miles from any thing or any one. It was a very rugged place with a small waterfall and some trees where we put our tent. Lynn and I spent the whole week nude or almost that way with me taking at least 150 photos of my sweet wife. She had bought me a digital camera for my birthday and I was doing my best to make her nuts with it. The first day at our camping spot Lynn and been a little on the shy side but it didn’t take long for that to go away and she became a perfect m

Poetry That Survuved To Date...
The Curse of The Blonde (TM)Original Poetry by Ivy, Laureth, Jan, whatever.... Written at 15: I wonder if this agony Will last for an eternity How can I learn to heal the pain So I may feel alive again? My ache runs deeper than my soul, The hurt that only you control, You, who caused me all my pain, Come and heal me once again. You won't be back, I know I'm right I'll never feel you hold me tight. I can tell by the look your eyes hold, Your love for me has grown stone cold. --------------------------------------- Twilight darkens my sleep I reach out to find you I find nothing instead Old dreams never die I wake with that feeling The hollow ache in my soul I long for your return Old dreams never die I put on my bright face Seeking love in many eyes They aren't enough Old dreams never die I live a shadow's life Each day runs into another Looking for my perfect lover Old dreams never die --------------------------------- To Anthony

Got A Bass
Today i got a bass that i am buying from a friend and an amplifier from another friend that i traded for a psp. I am so excited to play again having not been playing for so many years i hope i havent forgotten how to play this thing lol. Well this means i will be spending less time on the internet and more time on my bassplaying hopefully.

Little Things In Life
Life The sun is shining, hot, and bright. Theres not breeze to be felt, the sounds of birds chirping , and children playing. These are some of the wonderful things in life. How sweet is life to hear the laughter, crying, and chatter of a baby. The precious smile, the coo's of the the chatter, and the laughter that lets us know were doing a good job. These are the wonderful things in life. The touch and smell of that special someone, makes you smile, laugh, but sometimes cry. The sound of their voice gives you chills. Oh those are the wonderful things in life that only special once can do.

Top 6 Smart Ass Answers
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 it was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 the cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stoppe

For You...
I went from having a broken heart to having you. You are my everything, my future, and my life. I've smiled, laughed, and cried over you. The world is much clearer now that were together. We might not be as close together as we would love to be, but one day soon we shall be. When that day comes, I will promise to love you, show no disrespect, care for you, be there for bad times and good times. Have babies with you and soon be your loving wife. I know things won't always be prefect, but we can work through all of that. You stole my heart once, so i know you can steal my heart again.

Livestrong Challenge 2007
LiveStrong Challenge 2007 I am riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors such as myself. Last year I raised $1,500 but I only had a month in which to fund raise. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very doable. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... It is just something that I believe very strongly in. I am a cancer survivor, I was diagnosed at 20 and I had a 5% chance of survival. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like me. My donation website: http://philly07.livestrong.org/macstrong215

Survey Countdown
9 lasts 1. cigarette: never 2. beverage: water 3. girlfriend/boyfriend: Ryan 4. hug: 10 min. ago...baby boy 5. movie seen: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 6. cd played: I haven't played a CD in a long time...I use my random playlist 7. song listened to: Game 8. bubble bath: I don't even remember 9. time you cried: little tears last night...all out bawling? don't even remember 8 have you evers 1. dated one of your best friends: yeah...didn't work out so hot 2. skinny dipped: once 3. kissed somebody and regretted it: at some point, I'm sure 4. fallen in love: Yep 5. lost someone you loved: yes, but to life not death 6. been depressed: yep 7. been drunk and threw up: nope 8. ran away: I climbed the magnolia tree out front in an attempt to make them think I ran away...does that count? lol 7 states you've been to: 1. VA 2. NC 3. FL 4. AL 5. TX 6. AR 7. MI (only one of these states I HAVEN'T lived in) 6 things you've done today 1. made phone calls 2

Oh Shit....
To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Conest
CALLING ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY PLEASE STOP BY AND HELP A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS OUT THEY ARE IN A CONTEST AND THEY NEED COMMENTS THIS ONES FOR TEMPEST TRINE OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY TATTOO CONTEST AND BABY BOY J HE IS IN WHO EVER GETS TO 7000 WINS SO CAN U PLEASE ONCE AGAIN GO BY AND SHOW UR LOVE THANK YOU SO MUCH

Back From My Trip
Well, I had a nice time in Virginia.... I got to meet Greg and we had a good time...I didnt want to leave, but I have responsibilities here at home. I wish I could have at least stayed longer, but you know how that goes... Unfortunately, I didnt get to meet up with kl0wn and Twiztit, and I really wish I could have. i was so tired when I got there that I actually was passed out by midnight! So hopefully I can look to making another trip and will meet up with them then.... another unfortunate, I have been sick since i got home, which is why I was only online for about an hour in total yesterday...I'm feeling a little bit better today, but still pretty queasy... I had a midterm today...I think I did ok, but not really sure.... Greg is a good guy and hopefully we will get to spend some more time together soon...I couldn't tell how nervous he was, but being the guy he is, he locked his keys in the car right when he came to meet me...I guess thats one way to make sure he go

Rate My Stash!
Hi, fellow Tappers! I've spent the past 2 days updating my stash with some really cool music videos. I've got a couple of funny cat videos in there as well. Please stop by and rate them all. Thanks.....Cherries!

Banned..............wtf
Hey sorry guys and gals. I was going to each one of my friends page and leaving love but i guess BBJ doesn't agree with leaving more then one comment with in 3 min.. sooo I've been banned from commenting!

Dear Housekeeper
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular housekeeper. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory. Kathy, Relief Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Dear Housekee

What Would You Do?
What would you do if your live-in gf stayed in close contact with her ex gf, and would not break all contact even at the risk of losing you? This would not even be a problem if the live-in didn't habitually lie about the contacts, and hadn't done some really bad unmentionalbe things on cam for the ex. I should also mention that the ex has BIG hopes of a reconciliation, and stops at nothing to cause shyt between my girl and I. This has been going on almost 2 1/2 years, now.

A Real Man..........
Body: A REAL MAN 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't kiss & tell. 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, and sexy. 7.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 8.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 9.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you. 10.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch a movie. 11.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 12.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 13.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 14.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need him, 15.) A REAL MAN lets others know he's involved. 16.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!! 17.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave his girl to go an

Men
why is it that all men no matter what age will always ask you to trust them when they know in the end they plan on ripping your heart to shreds?you tell them in the begining just be honest with me.if you're in it foe the sex that's fine. that you have kids and that you don't want to be hurt and you don't want your kids to be hurt so you just want this man to be honest with you. but no that's not good enough.they're the ones that say i love you first. then they tell your kids they love them too. they even go as far and tell your kids they want to adopt them.you tell this man not to say things like that but they do it anyway. then when they just up and leave without a word not only are you wondering what happened and your heart is broken and bleeding,but now comes the time when you have to sit your kids down and brek their hearts too. and when they ask you why what do you tell them? you make something up because you honestly don't know why because he wasn't even man enough to give you a

Cleaning Outside Furniture
Get yourself some Zap or FireBall. Spray outside mesh furniture and let sit for a few minutes. The best way to wash it off is from a power washer. Everything comes out nice and clean and looking new again !! (Then COVER it for winter storage or you will clean again in spring) if that dont work wait til spring and buy a new set

My Weekend That Turned Nightmare
I decided to write about how my weekend went in part I guess to try to let it go. So here goes.... Usually on the weekends any more me and a few of the girls get together to go hang out kick back and have a few drinks to get away from the everyday mama stress and other stress from the week. Always having a great time. This week went a lil bit different. Some of us girls got together and one of my girlfriends invited her male friend to come join us who in turn brought some of his friends. So we had a fairly decent bunch of us. We all met in this hole in the wall bar the place was dead. But in a way it was nice because we could all hear each other. But some of the group wanted to move to a different bar... We walked in and this place was not so hoping either but we decided this is where we would stay. Started putting money in the jukebox and the guys that we were with started shooting some pool while us ladies sat at the bar talking. Well every bar ends up having one assh

Dear Tide
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the rear end. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect! I thank

Meeeeee.
So i'm new to this. Well no, not so much. I've been here before. So feel free to say hello. I might not necessarily say it back but it's worth a try. Be inventive and say something other than 'hi, be my friend...etc, etc.' Leave me comments on my photo's and stuffs too. Be nice. Amuse me. K? Now do it.

Hunter S. Thompson
by Hunter S. Thompson (1955). Security ... what does this word mean in relation to life as we know it today? For the most part, it means safety and freedom from worry. It is said to be the end that all men strive for; but is security a utopian goal or is it another word for rut? Let us visualize the secure man; and by this term, I mean a man who has settled for financial arid personal security for his goal in life. In general, he is a man who has pushed ambition and initiative aside and settled down, so to speak, in a boring, but safe and comfortable rut for the rest of his life. His future is but an extension of his present, and he accepts it as such with a complacent shrug of his shoulders. His ideas and ideals are those of society in general and he is accepted as a respectable, but average and prosaic man. But is he a man? has he any self-respect or pride in himself? How could he, when he has risked nothing and gained nothing? What does he think when he sees his youthful dre

Vodka Isnt For Just Drinking Anymore
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimul

Handy Cleaning Tips
Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone. Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim "What? And spoil the mood?" (Or just throw glitter on them & call them holiday decorations.) Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand-sewn play animals for underprivileged children. (Also keeps out cold drafts in winter.) Guests: If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd love you to see our den, but Fluffy hates to

Handy Tips
Handy Tips Sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife > under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. (hmmmmmm...) > ============================================ > Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat > and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. > ============================================ > For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn > dishwashing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. > (wish I had known this for the last 40 years!) > ================================================== > Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking > soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!). > ============================================ > Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) > rubbing alcohol on paper towel. > ================

Bounce Isn't Just For The Dryer
Bounce isn't just for the Dryer The US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow jackets away. The yellow jackets just veer around you. It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also repels mice. Spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers, cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often. Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season. Eliminates static electricity from your television (or computer) screen. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce. Freshen the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounc

My Housekeeping Philosophy
My Housekeeping Philosophy 1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into them and hurt themselves. 2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. 3. I don't mind the dustbunnies because ... they are very good company and I have named most of them. They agree with everything I say. 4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own. 5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want them to get jealous. 6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way. He is an excellent designer. 7. I don't put things away because ... I will never be able to find them again. 8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. 9. I don't iron be

Grandma's Cures
GRANDMA'S CURES Did You Know that Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablesthingy of horseradish in 1cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablesthingy six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer b

Washing Clothes Recipe
Washing Clothes Recipe (Given a Young Bride By > Her Grandmother) > > > > Never thought of a washer in this light > before..what a blessing! > > > > ' Washing Clothes Recipe' -- imagine having a > recipe for this ! ! ! Years ago an Alabama > grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe: > > > > > This is an exact copy as written and found in > an old scrapbook - with spelling errors and all. > > > > > WASHING CLOTHES > > ! > > Build fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain > water. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind > is pert. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in boilin > water. > > > > Sort things, make 3 piles > 1 pile white, > 1 pile colored, > 1 pile work britches and rags. > > > > To make starch, stir flour in cool water to > smooth, then thin down with boiling water. > > > > Take white things, rub dirty spots on board, > scrub hard, and boil, then rub colored don't boil > just wrench

True Crime
Since it was guilt that attacked Brians life in 1965 there is only one problem with the scenario. Why did it kill him? Why was it built on crime? By killing Brian it was the childabuser who won. This is obvious since Brian was an abused child himself and the thing he ran away from was a child abuse. He had condemned his girlfriend for being unfaithful but he had totally forgot the person that was the father. This can be seen in the friendships he had. He trusted men to such an degree that they stole everything he had. The reason for this can be that somebody close to him had betrayed him. He had no possibility to face the person. I would say there is a good possibility that the person that made his first girlfriend pregnant was gay.

Philosophy Of Ambiguity
Philosophy of Ambiguity For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity... 1 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsl

I Know It's Not Christmas, But....
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking sode 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp of salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level up and drink. Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off the floor..... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sampple the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose

Microwaving Water
A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but suddenly the water in the cup "blew up" into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand, but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye. While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is a fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse t

This Is A True Story.
4 yrs ago i meet this girl that though she colud never have kids.cause when she was 16 she was pregnant but she losted the baby. then when i meet her she was telling me this. She would sit an cry cause she wanna a kid so bad. Well feb. 27.07. she had a lil boy . hes the one in my pic..... his foot was messed up when he was born..... But i am just so happy for her .... I know she will make a good mommy ... my prays go out to her an her family ... so pleas keep the lil biy in ur prays at night. THANK YOU, SHORTY420.

What Is Your Sexual Style
You scored as Hot, You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot100% Soft94% Violent94% Sweet88% Exciting75% Wet56% Awkward44% Shy31% What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Dear Kotex,
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead. See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggin-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. This advice was some brain function of a male..right??? Staying active will

A-z Survey
A • What is your age?: 24 • What annoys you?: BAD BODY ODOR! and People in the checkout line talking on their cell phones!!! Thats really damn RUDE! B • Do you know anyone named Billy? My dads name was Bill...but my Aunts all called him Billy. • When is your birthday?: 06-15-1983 C • Current mood: Bored!!! • What’s your favorite candy?: right now....Hershey's Bars • When was the last time you cried?: A few days ago D • Do you daydream?: Sometimes • What’s your favorite kind of dog?: My dogs are my favorite! :) • What day of the week is it?: Tuesday E • How do you like your eggs?: Depends on the day • Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yep • Ever met an elephant?: No F • Do you use fly swatters?: Yeah • Have you ever used a foghorn?: No • Is there a fan in your room?: Yea G • Do you chew gum?:yeppers • Do you like gory movies?:yeppers • Who’s gay?: who cares??? H • How are you doing?: Okay I guess • What color is your hair?

Livestrong Challenge 2007
LiveStrong Challenge 2007 I am riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors such as myself. Last year I raised $1,500 but I only had a month in which to fund raise. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very doable. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... It is just something that I believe very strongly in. I am a cancer survivor, I was diagnosed at 20 and I had a 5% chance of survival. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like me. If you read this and don't donate... save me the trouble of deleting you from my friends list. My donation website: http://philly07.livestrong.org/macstrong215

Good News
I am so happy I got good news today. My baby brother who is in Iraq right now is leaving there around Aug. 27. Let the keg party start now! He is done for GOOD! Uncle Sam had his time now it ours. Please keep in your prayer of those men and woman that had to leave their family behind to fight for us.

What Did He Say?
Some of my favorite quotes from various news stories I found floating around: "In his written complaint, Kim said he opened his hotel room window for fresh air when the monkey made his move" "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'" “A friend’s apartment. First time…we’re on a couch that is corduroy, and I’m thinking this is really uncomfortable. This is not feeling good at all. And…and I mistook the couch for her. I was making love to a couch.” (Note: This is a quote from Scott Baio about losing his virginity to Erin Moran. "Recreational shooting inside home leads to homicide" "Groping is never appropriate, even with costumed characters" "Firefighters rescue hysterical two-year-old after she gets stuck in a toy vending machine" "Except for a tragic accident, the 35th annual Bath Herita

Suck -- A Good Thing!!
Sucking great day!! Do you love the sunshine? Do you love a beautiful Harley? Do you love the babes??? Some women have been taught that “sucks” is negative. PAY ATTENTION MANLY MEN!! We MUST turn this thought process around… We MUST make SUCK a positive word… It is up to each man in this world to change women’s thoughts, so ALL men can benefit when women start to learn that SUCK is a good thing…. So when you are outside and it is sunny and bright – IT IS A SUCKING GREAT DAY!! When you see an awesome Harley like I own – THAT BIKE IS SUCKING SWEET!! Before ya know it – the babes ( all part of my World Wide Harem ) will learn that SUCK is a good thing.. YOU CAN DO IT!!!

That Night ,omg
Drawing her bath and sinking into the hot water ANGEL remembers their last night together. He was wanting to be a bit kinky and had brought the handcuffs, she gladly attached them to him and the headboard, kissing him deeply before she moved slowly down his body, biting and licking her way to his already hard cock. Hearing his moans, knowing her pussy was just out of his reach. She nibbled her way around the head..then lapping at the shaft as she had done before..knowing it would make him crazy. Turning to see the lust in his eyes, made her smile, and she spreads his legs wider, lifting them slightly as she bathed his balls with her tongue. His low gutteral moans of "oh my god baby" were music to her ears. Now taking her time and kissing and biting at his thighs, letting her breasts brush against them, as she worked her way to his ankles. Then stopping and turning to face him, she sat upon the footboard, spreading her legs wide as she started running her finger over her moist pink lips

For Chemistry Buffs
The following is allegedly an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their faith, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can reliab

Refresher Course
love my guns and would feel very unsafe without them around--------P "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ---Thomas Jefferson--- 1 An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

Down In A Hole
Bury me softly in this womb I give this part of me for you Sand rains down and here I sit Holding rare flowers In a tomb...in bloom Down in a hole and I dont know if I can be saved See my heart I decorate it like a grave You dont understand who they Thought I was supposed to be Look at me now a man Who wont let himself be Down in a hole, feelin so small Down in a hole, losin my soul Id like to fly, But my wings have been so denied Down in a hole and theyve put all The stones in their place Ive eaten the sun so my tongue Has been burned of the taste I have been guilty Of kicking myself in the teeth I will speak no more Of my feelings beneath Down in a hole, feelin so small Down in a hole, losin my soul Id like to fly but my Wings have been so denied Bury me softly in this womb Oh I want to be inside of you I give this part of me for you Oh I want to be inside of you Sand rains down and here I sit Holding rare flowers (oh I want to be inside of y

Horoscope For Today
You have knowledge that can be used for a higher purpose. This learning doesn't apply to one specialized area, either. With a little creativity and know-how you can apply this toward the betterment of your everyday life. ****now it would be good if i had a clue what knowledge they are talking about lol

Man In The Box
I'm the man in the box Buried in my shit Won't you come and save me, save me Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut I'm the dog who gets beat Shove my nose in shit Won't you come and save me, save me Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut

Idk Anymore
Ok so I have watched alot of my so called friends go from being friends to just caring about ranks and leveling.... What happened to actually caring about someone? This makes me sick, I cant believe people give a shit more about ranks and levels than peoples feelings, and to top it off those that just want phone sex, cyber sex and shows.. Screw that crap, Im NOT gonna do any shows or be or cam for NO ONE again... Damnit people I have feelings and issues too... This site doesnt mean shit to me compared to knowing or getting to know a person... And some can shove their levels and ranks straight up their asses...... And those willing to throw away friendships bc of levels and ranks, get the hell off my friends list... I dont need this shit in my life... Its gonna be this way

Oh So Close
Can you help my firned and many of your .hes in a contest to 50,000..hes about 6,000 off.i have some great friends and I know you will come show him some love. He was there when i needed him im there now to help him and will you come too..thank you

Men Strike Back!
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Becaus

Racing
Hey ya'll just spreadin the news, we won the race Saturday night. Clanton got rained out so they had some cars there and the "dominator" of the hobby class in clanton was there and he won his heat race so, he and Jeremy started side by side in the main, but it was the yellow #64 who dominated the race, he lead the entire race and pulled away from the cars on the track! WOO HOO, we are coming for the $500 purse this Saturday! http://www.shelbycountyspeedway.net/recap.html copy/paste into your browser and you can see pictures of the winners!

Show Them To Me..
I uploaded a video a week or so ago where ya get to see the actual singer... btw - anyone know if you can mark a video NSFW??? Anyway - someone has taken the time to add some nice video clips to that song and it is at my website... http://www.winthelotto.net/showthemtome.wmv

:(
I feel bad that all my friends have been making tags and things for me lately, and I can't give tags back. All I can do are make things that other websites provide(((those blinky things..etc!))). :( I miss having my photoshop.

Lover Of Mine
Why do I feel like I'm losing you Will it ever become what I've always wanted it to You tell me I'm the lucky one, how can you say that When it breaks my heart to see another woman with you Chorus: Oh lover of mine, oh lover of mine When it hurts so bad, I wanna hold you in my arms Make me feel like you wanna be a lover of mine After we've said all there is to say Am I still in your heart or am I just in your way My desire for you is running wild, jealousy, dangerous kind When I see you looking at another woman that way chorus Please set me free or give me a reason for trying to keep it alive There is no need for us to be lonely Give me some kind of hope, I'm walking a fine line chorus Make me feel like you wanna be a lover of mine Make me feel like you wanna be a lover of mine

How Kinky Are You
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100% A Sicko60% Average50% A WUSS !!20% How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Black Velvet
Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high Mama's dancin' with baby on her shoulder The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for Black velvet and that little boy's smile Black velvet with that slow southern style A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees Black velvet if you please Up in Memphis the music's like a heatwave White lightening, bound to drive you wild Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl "Love me tender" leaves 'em cryin' in the aisle The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for Black velvet and that little boy's smile Black velvet with that slow southern style A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees Black velvet if you please Every word of every song that he sang was for you In a flash he was gone, it happened s

My Card
You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?

I Don't Know
Ok, I fucked up again. I don’t get it. I feel like I have the Midas touch of shit. I started to get to know someone, opened up & let them in. I said something’s when I should have kept my mouth shut & went to bed. Now I’m on the outs. I guess I don’t know what this world wants of me. I want the usual, Happiness, Security, Freedom, Health & lots of time to enjoy it. It seems like every time I get near one. Something goes and stirs the pot. Why is it some people just seem to get stuff handed to them, and people like me have to fight with their dying breath to keep stuff. Ok, so I guess I retreat into my tunnel, hide from the light of day This world is to cruel for me anyway. Drift like the sand on summer’s day breeze, shifting and blowing every which way This world is to cruel for me anyway. Under a foot, or tires tread, I stick to the souls live amongst the dead This world is to cruel for me anyway. Hope is for someone, not for me. I must l

Hmm
I can't believe that I got flagged by cherrytap for saying the word ass in one of my mums! I mean really the context of the question wasn't even sexual in nature. Well now I am blocked from posting mums for now and was threatened that if I did it again I would be kicked off the site. I mean really it was a harmless!

Mummsville Reporter
From Tracer: My wife just read a comment made by someone stating that military guys don't deserve to be called "Heros" because to him being in the military was just a job. He also stated that being a sanitation guy was more dangerous and that he would thank them before he would thank the Soldiers. I think this guy should kiss my *#@. What do you think? My reply: Tracer, my son is in the Navy. I respect those who serve. I did not have to do it, and my dad, a full duration WWII vet and a AAF/USAF Sergent until 1949, told me "never join a peace time Army they are a bunch of F'ing boy scouts." I kind of figured he knew what he is talking about. Mind you, he died from exposure to radiation coming off of Bikini at a job he was contracting for. So it is not like he ever shirked his duty. Having said all of that, I will add that in 2003 we lost 43,000 people in the U.S. to highway fatalities. While we need our military, I am begining to see that it is more dangerous to drive then t

True Love
Love can make you do things that you never thought possible.. True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes... Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything. To just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. To know that you can feel what love really is; to know, to feel, to love.... No matter how ugly you think you are, that special someone that loves you believes you are the most beautiful and irresistable thing on earth and nothing can ever change that... Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then your not really in love at all... To love you is to understand each other, to laugh together, to smile with your heart and to trust one another. One important thing is to let each other go if you can't do this........................ Before I sleep and after I wake up and all the hours in b

The Mystical World Of Love
Being in love is the best feeling in the world. It is the feeling of having someone that you know loves you no matter what happens. It’s the feeling of sharing with someone and just being with them and loving them for who they are. All of my life I have wanted and craved unconditional love. Unconditional love is the rarest form of love and the most difficult to find. I think that I have found it though and in return I love him unconditionally. I don’t think he realizes that or completely understands it, but I do. I love this man for who and what he is and accept him. I don’t want to change him. I was listening to music a few moments ago and heard a song that completely explains this and so much more. Like I am Rascal Flatts Lying here with you I watch you while you sleep The dawn is closing in With every breath you breathe I can feel the change The change you've made in me But will I ever see All the things you see in me When you say that I'

If Anyone Would Like One Of These, Let Me Know :)
GROOVY RAINBOW ANIMATION ANDY WARHOL EFFECT IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE ONE OF THESE PICS OR BOTH :D JUST EMAIL ME AND SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PHOTO THAT YOU WANT USED. I ENJOY MAKING THINGS ON THE PC. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY EVERYONE! MUCH LOVE, XOXOX JEN

My Weekly Article In The Oyster!
For those of you that live in Colorado, I am writing a weekly column for the Oyster. You can pick up a copy in most adult stores and it's free! I write about everything from music to the adult industry and anything else that comes into my little brain. If you would like me to write about a subject that you would like to read, hit me up here :-) Misty Haze www.mistysxxxgirls.com

Taurus
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Confessions
My Confessions; 1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Any of a number of people. 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Yep always. 3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? Sean gives the best kisses ever. 4. Do you take compliments well? I smile and say thankyou. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? 5. Do you play Sudoku? no but my son does. 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Hell yes, I watch Man VS Wild! 7. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do? grab my kids, then the animals. 8. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? Sean 9. Who do you text the most? No one 10. Favorite children's book? All the Shel Silverstein books. 11. What color are your eyes? blue 12. How tall are you? 5'2 1/2" 13. If you could do life all over again, start from scratch, would you? No.. I like who I've become. 14. Any secret admirers?

Why??
Why do I always hurt ? My heart aches, my eyes are swollen .. My feelings slammed against a wall without warning ?? My tears just fall when ever I think of you and your sweet words to me ...now all empty !! My silly heart beleived in you I asked for the truth and recieved a blank hole !! I think of you and what might have been or could be ?? I sit here alone locked away from the world outside for fear of being broken again !! I know I should move on with what ever I can find in me, but somehow I cannot do it !! I have lost the person I once was and I don't know how to find her no more !! She's deep inside waiting to see if she is safe to come out of the dark place she has hidden herself ? The sorrow, the aching will not stop the pounding and pounding just keeps hurting and hurting ...... A Broken heart & Soul forever Broken forever sealed Away.

Checkout My Movie Trailer!!!
Mistys XXX Girls Bring Your Own Bitch Volume 5 is finally here! Checkout my movie trailer and tell me what you think :-) http://mistysxxxgirls.com/Tour/Tour1.html Misty Haze www.mistysxxxgirls.com

Omega
What a skeletal wreck of man this is Translucent flesh and feeble bones The kind of temple where the whores and villians Try to tempt the holistic tomes Running rapid with free thought to free form In the free and clear Where the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a laundromat To sift and focus on the bigger, better, now We all have a little sin than needs venting Virtues for the rending And laws and systems And stems ariff from the branches of office Do you know what your post entails? Do you serve a purpose? Or purposely serve? Lying down inside of your adavistic galore The value of a Summer spent And a Winter earned For the rest of us there is always Sunday. The day of the week that reeks of rest But all we do is catch out breaths So we can wade naked into the bloody pool And place our hand on the big black book. To watch the knives zig-zag between our aching fingers. A vacation is a count-down T-minus your life and counting Time t

Poem
This constant state of confusion an utter lack of control As I sit inside my mind I wonder, Who is this all for? I have no ground to stand on no backbone to lean So I hide inside myself no one ever finding the real me. Love is so void trying for it seems only in vain So I stand outside to feel something in the cold rain. Life seems lost without you no sunshine on my face So I explode inside just to fill the space. This seems like a dream perception thrown off So I sit down and write a stupid little blog.

First Post
First Post. I didn't really know anything about cherrytap. Just saw a link, it said free and I clicked it. I signed up and here I am. I am browsing around and filling the missing details in my profile and stuff. I will write more later. For all those who looked at my profile, added me as a friend, and commented a big thank you to all. I will personally reply to you when I have more time (later today).

Healing
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dave Date: Jul 17, 2007 11:36 AM our beautiful planet!!!MY FRIEND, FOCUS TODAY ON THE HEALING OF OUR BEAUTIFUL PLANET.Yes, you can make a difference! You can help HEAL OUR PLANETNo matter what you religious, political, social or cultural beliefs are."When the earth is sick and polluted, human health is impossible.... To heal ourselves we must heal our planet, and to heal our planet we must heal ourselves.- Bobby McLeodNamaste My Friend, Together We are More!DaveHarnessing the Power of Online Spending to Support Charity

Dimebag Darrell Part 1
Dimebag Darrell Born August 20, 1966 Arlington, Texas, USA Died December 8, 2004 (aged 38) Columbus, Ohio, USA Alias(es) Diamond Darrell Darrell Lance Abbott (birth name) Genre(s) Groove metal, Thrash metal, Heavy metal Affiliation(s) Pantera Damageplan Rebel Meets Rebel Anthrax Tres Diablos Gasoline Label(s) Atco Records Big Vin Records Notable guitars Signature "Dimebag" models issued by Dean and Washburn Based on Dean's Original ML design, a merger of the Flying V and Explorer Shape. Years active 1981 - 2004

It Is Amazing.............
Does anyone believe in being honest anymore??? It amazes me how many people lie and pretend to be your friend when they clearly aren't. Feel like I am back in high school with these people playing games. I don't have time for it and won't be a part of it anymore. If anything I am faulted for being TOO HONEST! Damn what a fault I have! lol

I Am
I AM... Searching for more of my kind.. Tired of feeling alone Wanting to belong. Wishing that one of my kind would find me. End my pain Give me the Dark Gift Eternal Life To be Immortal To be with my true family I AM... Tired of living a lie Living in the shadows Dealing with constant thirst Wanting more Not feeling whole Wondering if things will ever change Wishing my kind would find me End my thirst End my hunger Show themselves to me.

Home
Okay..this will be a quickie, cause I have to leave for work in a bit. We are back home from Indy, arriving, VERY early Tues. morning, around 2:30. Even though we were exhausted, after that many hours on the road, you're wound pretty tight. lol I guess it was a little after 3 when we finally went to bed, after we were able to unwind, and relax, just a bit. Just wanted to let everyone know that we were back home, and I'll be back to touch base with you, when I get back home from work later this afternoon. Take care, much love

Over The Edge.
Walking towards the edge high above the ground I lean slightly over to look how far down.My head begins to spin as the air up here is thin and I fall into space with my arms out in grace. I close my eyes and feel the air cutting me like steel and look and see all my old scars slowly begin to heal.My life flashing before me all The pains now gone,All that I have left is to see how long.Getting harder to breath as my lungs fill up with air,Now I feel my heart as I get quite scared.I wonder how much longer it is to the ground,I try to scream but nothing escapes,I hear not a sound.Oh fuck ...Oh shit...I'm moving quite fast,Feelings I have won't even last.My body hits with such great force ...My parts smashed to bits... All because I had to know how high up was this.

Historically Speaking ( A Baised Postion)
Bush Jr. didn't Start Iraq. It was the unified FAILURE of the United Nations to enforce its policies, and Failure of the Government of Iraq to live up to the Conditions of the Ceasefire agreement that It agreed to to end Operation Desert Storm. Saddam was a Terrorist, ask any Iraqi (hell ask his brothers Family). He Paid 2.5 million to Palestinian "martyrs" to blow themselves up against Civilians in Israel,or the Shi'ites and Kurds ( whom he gassed with Sarine and NO ONE really got all up in arms about) He also instructed Iraqi ADA Units to routinely fire on Coalition Aircraft enforcing the No fly Zones in Iraq; and To top it off he also routinely Kicked out U.N. Inspectors that were again allowed to have access unilaterally to help enforce the Ceasefire and the No fly Zone (as well as enable Humanitarian Aid to the Shi'ite and Kurds). Bush Jr. Did finish it. Gulf war 2 IS over. What's happening now in Iraq is an Insurrection. Political and religious sects are vying for power

Those Born 1930-1979
Those Born 1930-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. < B>We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO

Going...going...gone.
I'm watching the flame on my candle growing as it breathes oxygen.Like a living being it feeds on the air and it needs the darkness to survive.As I watch the wax creep down the sides,Hardening as it flows.I'm mezmerized by the flames as it glows.Watching as the flames dance off the wall I can see these evil faces lurking within.And as I watch in deep thought of how I made this flame come to life and the beauty it possesses,I keep it lacking the oxygen till another day.Watching it slowly fade and suddenly burn out all thats left is a puff of smoke trying to get one last breathe in,Choking for life,Gasping for air,I will be back tomorrow to watch again how I control this life and how it comes back to me when the darkness falls.

Well Another Day It Is
Hey all.. well its another day again. Well yesterday sure sucked. I just could not get motivated at all at work and really got nothing done all day. I guess that I have been a bit down latly and not really in all that great of a mood. Had a date on sunday night and went and saw the new Harry Potter movie. It was pretty good, not to bad at all. That date did not end well although so that kind of ticked me off. oh well thats life. The back yard project is coming along. We did not finsih on sunday like I had hoped. Did you know that it takes a LOT of bags of concrete to make a fairly small pad. We need almost 80 bags of #80 pound bags to do the job. We only got 30 and got a little less then half of it done. I will post a few pics of the work so far. I have a question for those who read these and there are a few just not many. What would you like to to write about? come on and leave me a comment and let me know what you want to hear about in my life?

No Means No Asshole
Body: Guy:"Lets have sex right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see i

Just Stuff
Hope everyone is having a great day. :) Put up a lot of the old pics again. Guess I was bored lol. Pics of David are for family only though. Won't be long till vacation.. the usual family trip to the Outer Banks in NC. Not sure how many are going this year. Usually 15 or so.. sometimes it gets over 20. Still on the prednisone and I still hate it. Steroids have so many side effects. David is at football camp this week. He called me yesterday to tell me he doesn't like it lol. But his mother is making him do it. She wants him to quit soccer and play football. David loves soccer. I told him to play what he wants, not what we want.

A Poem...
You say send me an angel I'll be there You say give me a hug My arms are open wide You say jump I ask how high You cry I give you my shoulder You laugh I smile You fall I'll catch you or fall with you You slow down I'll stop and wait You look at me I'm not lost anymore You speak I linger on your every word You leave I will follow You hide I'll search for you You look into my eyes I'll kiss you You give up hope I bring you back up You ask will you? I'll say yes You'll say forever I'll say through sickness and in health You say I love you I say Baby I love you more

Special Thank You
WHAT A NICE WAY TO START YOUR DAY!!! YES,, WE DID IT AND SHE GET THE 1ST PRIZE WINNER AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.YOU ARE THE BEST FRIENDS ANY ONE CAN ASK FOR. I JUST WANTED TO THANK EACH ONE OF YOU WHO PUT THE TIME AND EFFORT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. I'M VERY GRATEFUL AND VERY PROUD TO CALL YOU FRIENDS AND TO HAVE YOU ON MY CHERRYTAP (FUBAR)FRIENDS LIST I LUV YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AND GREAT WEEK HUGS AND KISSES WildCat

Disinhibition?
From Pamela's Blog at: http://www.cherrytap.com/blog.php?blogid=80113&pid=372258 You Don't Know Me (dissociative anonymity) You Can't See Me (invisibility) See You Later (asynchronicity) It's All in My Head (solipsistic introjection) It's Just a Game (dissociative imagination) We're Equals (minimizing authority)) Personality Variables True Self? Self Constellations Across Media Altering Self Boundary It's well known that people say and do things in cyberspace that they wouldn't ordinarily say or do in the face-to-face world. They loosen up, feel more uninhibited, express themselves more openly. Researchers call this the "disinhibition effect." It's a double-edged sword. Sometimes people share very personal things about themselves. They reveal secret emotions, fears, wishes. Or they show unusual acts of kindness and generosity. We may call this benign disinhibition. http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/disinhibit.html My response: "Or they show unusual act

Waiting
I wait for the solution to it all. The final chapter of what was a long trip. I have no regrets or wants left. The desires that plagued me are gone. I watch the world and laugh at the race they run. The need they feel to burn each other down. I wait and watch. The truth is I don't know why I'm here or what for. So, I wait... Pull up a chair. Join me in watching.... Laugh with me at the race they run...

If You've Been Following Some Recent Ct Debates
for example, around Scrapper's recent statement of CherryTap policy in this blog post- this doesn't apply to me now (never going to be a top 100 cherry), though I'm getting close to the top 974 _score_ (cherrytap.com/topscores.php?idx=970) apparently... - but I'm definitely unsaluted, I switch my profile photos at will from one of me (the one public one, I'm not foolish enough to use my private ones as my profile photos- that is why they are private...) but having to bounce around between freshmeat and etc. because I decide to place a penguin in my profile photo slot when my personal photo is readily visible to someone who takes a second will be straw camel back... (I'm too free and easy about my personal photos as it is, but people should be encouraged eg to put those of their family behind friends-only lock and key, and be sparing of their own images, despite the silliness of some specific claims like the "oh no, google maps!!"... bits- silly those, yes- but caution in general-

This Is Too Funny...a Must Read
Subject: chinese proverbs hilarious!!!!! Message: Message: CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* ~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

My Hearts Words For You.(my Oath)
You came into my life and my heart began to glow. I was scared how was I supposed to know. We could take each others hearts and make them our own. Our love and desire sprouted so the seed was sown. Caught in a whirlwind that wouldn't slow down. Falling for you has turned my world upside down. Without you I'm lost a ship run aground. My willingness to live would not be found. The days would go past by minute by hour. My heart would wither like pedals on a flower. Wanting you needing you I reach through the air Never wanting to lose you,to lose a love so rare. Whatever in this world that I have to do. I will try to prove myself worthy of you. As I write this your smile comes to my eyes. Hoping with all my heart you'll never say goodbye. our love and desire sprouted

Best Moments In Life
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. 3. Enjoying a ride down the country side. 4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio. 5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. 6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. 7. Passing your final exams with good grades. 8. Being a part of an interesting conversation. 9. Finding some money in some old pants. 10. Laughing at yourself. 11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends. 12. Laughing without a reason. 13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you. 14. Watching the sunset. 15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. 16. Receiving or giving your first kiss. 17. Feeling this buzz in your body when seeing this "special" someone. 18. Having a great time with your friends. 19. Seeing the one you love happy. 20. Wearing the shirt of a person y

Frozen By Fear
Frozen By Fear The Little Engine That Could was a story that inspired many of us as children. The story tells of a small train that was faced with a steep climb up a very large hill. Half way up the hill the little engine started to feel as though it was an impossible task. Fear set in. "Will I make it?" the train wondered. "What if I don't? What if I run out of steam before I make it? What if I'm not equipped with a strong enough engine to handle this?" The fear grew inside as his speed slowed with the climb. Soon he crawled to a stop. "I can't make it," he thought. He was gripped with fear, paralyzed by it. Then things got even worse. He was now slipping backwards. His fear was now his reality. The top of the hill was out of his reach and he would never make it. As he slid backwards he yelled out, "I don't want to fail!" Then something inside him changed. In truth he really did want to be on the top of the hill, not forever stuck at the bottom to live in it

July
July... a time to celebrate If there are reasons to be optimistic, July must be one of them. For lovers of warm weather, July marks the pinnacle of summer. A look at the calendar shows only three more months before the snow starts flying in the mountains. Baseball is in full swing, and football teams are revving up and refining their rosters. It's no wonder that Julius Caesar gave his name to this month. This month begins with celebrating the independence of the U.S. While the fireworks erupted in the skies over our towns and cities, other countries also observed their Independence Day in July. These nations include Somalia, Rwanda and Burundi (July 1); Venezuela (July 5); Malawi (July 6); Argentina (July 9); Columbia (July 20); and Peru (July 20). For those celebrating their birthdays this month, surrounding themselves with water lilies or larkspur (the flowers associated with July) while receiving a gift of rubies (the birthstone) might be appropriate...

Idiots Among Us
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. __________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS ________________________________________X_ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco B

Too Funny
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if

Love And Fear
When you operate from a place of fear, rather than a place of love, you cannot succeed. The primary motivation of fear is damage control; to prevent self from experiencing hurt. Fear is risk adverse; and without risk of failure, risk of hurt, there is no possibility of success. And without the possibility of success, there is no hope. Fear is the easy way out, short-term. Fear is the promise of absolute failure and ultimately unhappiness. Love, on the other hand, accepts the risk. Love stands up and does the right thing. Love accepts the fact that there will be pain and suffering, but knows that in doing the right thing, there will be more happiness and fulfillment long-term. To do the right thing is to believe in Love and to right your course for today and tomorrow.

Sexiest Man Contest
Ok ladies, help me out in my first official contest PLEASE!!??!?!?!?! I'll make it worth your while *w* Please repost also http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=755363&albumid=458374&i=4121224767

Sum People Dont Have Them
some people must not have any feelings at all because they go around and hurt people all the time and dont even seem to care and dont act like it bothers them because they just move on to the next person but you can sure bet when somebody pisses them off they want to kick their a**

I Am Not Sorry I Like.....
I AM NOT SORRY I LIKE THE FOLLOWING..... -movies with weak plots and lots of action... -pro wrestling.... -comics..... -science fiction..... -busty women with swords in their hands.... -sex.... -women with curves..... -women...(notice a trend)... -loud motorcycles.... -tattoos..... -being the loud one in the group at times.... -old hot rods..... -weed...(I miss it alot!) -pointless fighting video games.... -Bruce "evil dead" Cambell...old spice ad is funny -wearing black alot..... -strip clubs when the mood hits.... -hanging with my brother and acting a fool.... -Bruce Lee..... -guns and knives.... -cage fights.... -being by myself sometimes.... -unhealthy food.... -speaking my fucking mind!

Real?
This is from Pamela's Blog at: http://www.cherrytap.com/blog.php?blogid=80113&pid=437202 Straight from Scrapper's Blog re Main Profile Pics date: 2007-07-16 20:47:05 subject: Main Profile Photos post date: 2007-07-16 20:43:01 views: 0 comments: 0 ratings: 0 Greetings Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page. This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this. 1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to 0. 2. If you see a top 100 cherry using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer. 3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset. My response: If they want real, then they should make the users use their real "fi

Sex And The First Letter Of Your Name
Sex and your name (it seems to run true!!!) According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!) -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someonewho is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You arean up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts notobscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. Yo

The Lady ( From Soup58)
ON THAT DAY A LADY STOOD IN TERROR. AS SHE WATCHED THE FIRST PLANE HITS, SHE STARTS TO CRY. AS TEARS ARE FLOWING DOWN HER FACE SHE STANDS IN TERROR. AS SHE LOWER HER HEAD TO PRAY, A SECOND PLANE SHE SEES, SHE STANDS IN TERROR AS TOWERS FALL, SHE PRAYS TO HER LORD FOR SHE KNOWS MANY WILL DIE. AS SHE PRAYS SHE HEARS BELIEVERS AND NONBELIEVERS CALLING OUT TO HER LORD. AS SHE OPENS HER EYES SHE SEE TEACHERS AND KIDS PRAYING. AT THE START OF THE SCHOOL DAY THEY SAY THE PLEDGE TO OUR AMERICAN FLAG. SHE SEES NO DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN FOR THEY ARE PRAYING ON THE STEPS. SHE SEES NO COLOR AS WE HUG EACH OTHER. TODAY SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO PRAY. AS SHE IS PRAYING SHE STARTS TO CRY FOR SEES NO TEACHER OR CHILD PRAYING OR PLEDGING TO OUR FLAG.....IT IS AGAINST THE LAW. SHE SEES THE DEMOCRAT AND THE REPUBLICAN TRYING TO BLAME EACH OTHER AS DADS, MOMS,SONS,AND DAUGHTERS ARE FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM....SOME ARE DYING. SHE STANDS IN TERROR TODAY FOR SHE KNOWS WE NEED ANOTHER 9-11 TO SAY O

Gonna To Cleaning Out Of Family List!!!
I trying to talking them and they never talking to me anything? they never rating anything my new uploaded pics or blogged or stashes? So I thinking to remove all or some of family list!!!! Thank you mtbikers72 As I remove it off and looking new person in my family list!!!!!

Ain't This Naace!!
I laak t grow me suma theese heer!! New orchid smells like 'sweaty feet' By GARANCE BURKE, Associated Press Writer Tue Jul 17, 6:29 AM ET A foul-smelling orchid that flourishes only in Yosemite National Park and was first collected in 1923 is a distinct species, scientists announced Monday after re-evaluating the flower. Botanist Alison Colwell said the species' minute, tennis-ball yellow flowers weren't what first led her to it, but rather the smell of sweaty feet that the Yosemite bog-orchid emits to attract pollinators. "I was out surveying clovers one afternoon, and I started smelling something. I was like, 'Eew, what's that?'" said Colwell, who works for the U.S. Geological Survey in El Portal. "It smelled like a horse corral on a hot afternoon." The plant, which is the only known orchid species endemic to California's Sierra Nevada range, grows in spring-fed areas between 6,000 and 9,000 feet, Colwell said. All nine sites where the orchid has been spotted

Today Horroscope
From Tarot.com (on iGoogle): You may feel as if someone is being overly critical of you today, but that might just be due to your current oversensitivity. You may think that you would do better by thickening your tender skin into rhino hide, but there is a dangerous price to pay for this kind of toughness. It's better to hear gentle criticism that comes from a loving friend than it is to get a much harsher assessment from someone else later on. Tuesday, July 17, 2007 From Astrology.com (on CherryTap): Stop putting yourself on trial. Usually your best is more than enough. If something else needs to work in this particular situation, think of it as a learning experience, not a judgment. Figure out a fix, then move on. Funny, I am going to be talking with a couple of possible employers today.

Shout Box
Ok see that the shoutbox is not working this morning so thought I would say good morning to everyone here instead. Big thanks to Johnny who rated me a 1 this morning after I rated him a 10 then took it upon himself to block me! And also to Woody who rated me a 5. LOSERS!

A Day Off And To Much Time To Think.
I woke up to the rain. It was just a hard enough rain that it made me want to sleep more. I force myself to get up and deal with whatever drone chores I had set up for myself today. Do the regular morning things one does when waking up. Dodge a couple cats and find a seat. Pet my long hair cat and sneeze (great, now I'm awake). Go into the little place left in my brain where my inner child is still napping and tip the couch on him. "WAKEY, WAKEY....EGGS AND BAKEY!!!!", he flips me off and pulls the blanket over his head. Eh, looks like I'm flying solo today....

Vittorio Fondazione ((fake Lottery Email))
Date: Mon. 16th July, 2007 13:31:12 +0000 VITTORIO FONDAZIONE. Corso Ercole I d'Este 44, Ferrara 44100 - Italy. IMPORTANT NOTICE Foundation's Officer, Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY http://www.fondazionedivittorio.it CONCERN The Foundazion di Vittorio, would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your personal, educational, and business development. The Fondazione Di Vittorio, established 1977 by the Multi-Million groups and now supported by the Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS),United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human growth, educational, and community development. To celebrate the 30th anniversary program, The Vittorio Foundation in conjunction with the ECOWAS, (UNO) and the (EU) is giving out a yearly donation of US $100,000,000.00 (One Hundred Million United States Dollars) to 100 luck

Straight From Scrapper's Blog Re Main Profile Pics
This is ridiculas, more and more daily Im considering leaving this site, its ridiculas to think that they can *force* people to post thier real pictues over the net. Its not the smartest thing for people to do in this day of internet stalkers and sexual predators or those who lure others thru the net into meeting. Its harmful. We do not pay to use this site nor do they pay us to be here. Rhis site gets worse daily. Im not top 100 and have no wish to be nor do I ever plan on being BUT there is a real life photo of me in my folders. Im not using a fake pic to lure anyone my profile pic is clothed, Im using a fake pic to protect myself not lure anyone into some damn rating web *rolls my damn eyes*. I wont post a salute either nor will I pay for a Happy Hour a VIC nor a spotlight nor a blast. If the site is advertised as a FREE site it should be so IF CT wishes to impose all these rules maybe they should change to a pay site along with thiere new Fubar name. Straight from Scrapper'

Cherry Tap Poem
I sit on cherry tap all day, Wondering who im gonna rate, Is it a 5 or is it a ten, hit on rate then messeage send. Waiting for the dreaded score, i hope its 1 or more, Ohhh god, my stomach churns like hell, its a ten, whey hey i yell someone like me or is it them, just being nice, ill rate a ten, Ohh well so wat if its a 1 its only just a bit of fun so if u read this lil poem, then rate it 10 or ill b moaning, only joking, dont really care, although a 5 it just aint fair lollolololollol

Forever Alone
Take Me Home And Put Me To Bed, I'm Going To Sleep, It's All Still Fresh In My Head, I'm Going To Bed And Think About You, And Everything We Used To Do. I Wrote Your Name All Over My Heart, I Gave it To You And You Tore It Apart. You Left Me Lying On The Floor, As You Walked Out My Door. Out Of My Life, You Were Gone Just Like That, On The Bathroom Floor Is Where I Sat. Bleeding To Death All Cause Of You, I Wanted You To Kno I Loved You Too. here I Go Slipping Away Into The Dark, Dark World Where I Might Stay, Forever Alone,I Will Always Be, Forever Alone,It's My Destiny.

Important Information About The Use Of Fake Pictures For Primary
Greetings Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page. This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this. 1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to 0. 2. If you see a top 100 cherry using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer. 3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset. (REPOST OF SCRAPPER's BLOG-http://cherrytap.com/blog/57/436702)

I Really Need To Know
I really need to know why people have to act the way they do, you think you have a friend and they come back to bite you right in the ass. I won't name any names and you do know who you are. I am not sorry about the way I feel and I won't be sorry. This is my meaning of friendship: My friends mean the world to me, and they are all very special. I would never do any of them any harm. I would listen to them when they have problems. I would never hurt them , I would stand by them for any descision they would ever make in their life even if I do not agree. I will catch them if the fall. I would never , ever put them down in anyway, shape or form. I would boost them up and hold them on a pedestal and tell them they are worth something to me. All "My Friends" I treasure and love very much, I would do nothing to intentionally hurt them or make them worry. I am not saying my friends should not worry about me, I am saying I would not intentionally make them worry! I always worry

Men
Man what is it with men and there hormones?? Hell they cant remember stuff you tell them the day before but when you happen to forget something that they tell you, They get all pissy BUT yet you cant.. WTH.. I mean COME ON.. Then on top of it They like to do something that pisses you off the most and YET They seam IT is still ok after you tell them you have a problem with it.. So i am wonder do i do the same thing back and see what happens or just leave it alone and be a WITCH...

Another Day Older
"another day older and deeper in debt. Saint Peter dont call me cause i cant go I oweee my soul to the company store" Here i sit a day shy of 28 and wounder where to go. So much to do and so little time to do it cause like the song goes.. another day older...So much to do that i dont know where to stop.. "another day older and deeper in debt. Saint Peter dont call me cause i cant go I owe my sout to the company store"

The Wind.
I Found Myself In A Restless Sleep, Dreaming The Dreamless Sleep. As I Lie There In My Safe Warm Bed, I Heard The Wind Outside. I Lie There As It Spoke To Me. About Love And Happiness, As If All Were Good In The World, As If Nothing In The World Mattered. It All Seemed Like A Dream, So Unrealistic, So… Perfect. Like A Child’s Fairy Tale. And As I Lie There Listening To The Wonderful Things The Wind Spoke Of, I Found Myself Drift Away From All The Bad In The World. Then Suddenly,As If Awaken From A Nightmare Of Sadness And Truth, Even Though I Was Not Dreaming, I Shot Up In My Bed,Now,Filled With Worry, Thinking To Myself It Was Just A Dream. That’s What The Wind Spoke Of. I Lay Back Down As The Wind Spoke Again. It Spoke Once More Of Love And Happiness. It Spoke As Soft And Gentle As A Whisper. All Was Still. The wind was silent. It Was Then, And Only Then,That I Realized, How I Awoke From A Nightmare Without Sleeping. I Realized What Had Happened. I Ha

Fake Photos To Get Visitors To Page
Greetings Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page. This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this. 1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to 0. 2. If you see a top 100 cherry using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer. 3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset. (REPOST OF SCRAPPER's BLOG-http://cherrytap.com/blog/57/436702)

Transformers Interview
As some of you may know, I used to earn a crust drawing the exploits of the Robots In Disguise in the Transformers comic. An what with the release of the mega-budget live action Transformers movie imminent, now seemed a good time to agree to be interviewed about my time on the comic. Click the pic to read the interview on Transfans.net

Me And My Little Life..
well everyone its official..i am havin his baby..im happy and im scared to death at the same time...this one is already kickin my ass..im feelng more of the nausea that i didnt really feel with my other 3..back to another spring baby..lol..my first 2 were in march and february...my youngest one was in august..this one is gonna be another march one..you all who read this can either be happy or not be happy its doesnt matter to us either way..but we all ask that everyone please be respectful of our decisions and our private lives when we are not online..if we feel like sharing then we will let everyone know ..thnk you to all our well wishers...thank you for all the prayers and thoughts..

Please Help Me...
I don't usually beg for help or enter contest, but you have to admit, my dog is Da Bomb. Please take a couple minutes and go bomb his pic. I could use the help. Some of these people have bomb squads behind them. Here's the link: For those who don't know, you click this picture and go leave comments. That's all! If all of my friends go leave me a few I'll win! Thanks!

I Need Your Help
this gal named sandy who i though was a freind of mine has been harashing my profile and leaveing death threats on my cherry tap. if you see her please report her. i need all the help i can get to get this mean person off cherry tap. i thank you very much for reading this and my kids thank you also as the threats where allso aginst them to. thank again medic .

I'm Married
Hey all! I just got married to my new CT husband as of today, Tuesday, July 17, 2007. Woo! So from now on, I will be known as Mrs. Government Property. So yay! Wish us luck and congrats! Thanks everyone! Love, Fyreburns, aka the new Mrs. Government Property