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Come And See My New Site!
I told you all in my about me that I was working on a site where you can see more of me...... I am soooooo excited to tell you it is up!!! Went live today, and I put in my first update for tomorrow too. If you want to cum see some hot pics here is my link. I hope you can come to see me there. I am looking to do member chats at a reg time and would love any ideas or input. Thanks for checking me out, Kisses, Jezabelle
I'm Baaaaaack!!!!
Well not that anybody missed me or anything lol jk....just wanted to let everyone know that we got everything moved and for the most part have our new house in order...been working alot and still organizing things so I won't be on too much but I missed yall!!!and I must say....WOW soooo much has changed....well that's about it ttyl much luv~~~pixi~~~
i'm going to bed. one minute i feel fine, smiling laughing that sorta minute, i'm ready to punch someone in their face. Yeah - MAJOR mood swing tonight. so im taking my currently pissed off mood to BED before i get myself into trouble.
New Costume
well i am starting a new folder with costume hints in it, lets see if any one can guess.
Steph's Tatoo Contest
Breathe Breathe My Unborn Child.> For God Sent You Here Awhile..
As i want to see a little child so close to me > I say a prayer and then say breathe breathe my little child soon to be.. When God do put breath in your lungs and you do come into this world , i pray that as a little babe you,ll know love oh so great.. i want you not to know all the hate of the world .> So breath breathe for ever more .. One day you,ll be on your own, dont you see.> I as mom prepare you now beforE your born and face this world.> Love you As I do whether you be a boy or a girl.> My lord has given you unto me a small tiny babe.. so hush hush do not kick for soon you be born. all wil come to you in the early morn.> soon my child to be born... hugs diana
Sb 861
BREED SPECIFIC LAWS: A BASIC PRIMER Material on this page © The Animal Council 2006, 2007 BREED SPECIFIC LAWS designate one or more specific dog breeds, mixes of these breeds or dogs having an appearance of the designated breeds. These may include: * Bull breeds – AKC, UKC, ADBA, mixes, appearance * Rottweilers, Dobermans, German Shepherds * Lesser common breeds – Akitas, Malamutes, Siberians, etc. * Rare breeds – American Bulldogs, Presas, Tosas, etc. BREED SPECIFIC LAWS impose prohibitions, restrictions or requirements on keeping the designated dog: * outright prohibition * future prohibition with grandfathering, with or without permits, restrictions or requirements * immediate permits, restrictions or requirements BREED SPECIFIC LAWS have been enacted by state and local governments (no federal law to date) * provisions in general animal control provisions; or * may also be used in the context of a dangerous dog law to impose
Relationship Tips
I don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every single guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. And he's pretty damn good. With girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no matter what they say. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of y
what are you guys doing get your asses to the outlaw hangout for ralxin thursday
My nightmare begins my eyes glitter like black stars my mouth a jagged slit A man of hate and insatiable hunger... No one like me has ever walked this earth no one but me can stop my frenzy but to stop this hellish nightmare means confronting an evil more unspeakable then death itself and a descent into the ultimate night.... to find the devil and demons that lurks in my nightmares...
Horoscope 7-19-07
If only it all came true!! Love is very much in the air today, Joni, so be sure to take advantage of this auspicious environment! Invite your loved one over for an afternoon of play. You could play hide and seek under the bedcovers! Or, if you do not have a playmate in your life at the moment, find others ways to fulfill the passion you are feeling. Spend the afternoon reading a trashy romance novel, or invite a girlfriend to watch 'Bridges of Madison County' with you. Have a good cry and clear your system. Although your loved one may seem to be more inclined to be by themselves, it is nothing serious, so don't worry too much. The planetary configuration means that this also gives you the opportunity to do some thinking, and to work through certain issues that may need your attention. Time spent alone helps you to work out what you need and want, and to reconnect with your deeper feelings. Your personal life is like a game of musical chairs today, dear Joni ! Controlled by the
Moving To Be With My Angel
well lets see im moving to nc to be with my fiance joann and im so exited i wiss it was here but i have to wait till the 2nd oh aug to get on the bus i have never loved anyone as much as i love her she has gave me a light in my heart that has been closed for a while now i hope to be the man that will make her feel special...joann i love u and cant wait to be ur husband
Well this evening I truley got my heart broken.Not by my husband,not by my friends, because I can truley with time mend those wounds.But by someone that I considered one of my BEST of friends.It was by my mentally disabled step brother.We grew up together since we were two & he was the BEST of my BEST friends.I love him with all my heart & every since we were children I would protect him from anything that came his way.But tonight his cruel, habitual lying mother finally accoplished her goal in getting him turned against me in this pitiful fight my fahter & her think they are caring on with me.She got my father turned against me & it took her some time to get my brother but she has finally accomplished her goal with lies.I was willing to reconcile with my father at one time but after tonight ever bit of the bridge that was there that could have made that reconciliation possible has burned to ashes.After seeing what his wife has done & is willing to do to keep me away & he has not said
what the hell did Baby Jesus do this time? FUBAR means F**KED up beyond all recognition. I want my CherryTap back?!!!!!!! Your thoughts? Doc
Just Me
im 6-4 250 love old rock&roll r&b and some country
Demoness Demoness of my temptation. Outlet of my creation. Leaves me in devastation. My object of infatuation. You are my the idol of my fixation. My total exaltation. I would KILL for your single touch. Yes I am fascinated much. Your bewitching looks make it such. For you I would forsake any crutch. Demoness, my idolatress. My worlds dark mistress. Has her delicious claws have me impressed. She is my soul's conquest. When I see her my world is thrust in distress. My total being is in her interest. But yet she don't know that I exist. My Empress of my sadness. I will never have you. So I will forever serve you true. Until I am due. For you will forever make me blue. I am the footstool of your affection. Though with you I will feel utter rejection. To harsh to even mention. To even feel your command of my execution. I would gladly die for your attention. Even if it was to be a misapprehension. ~Fin~ copyright(c)2006
Yess!!! I'm Alrigth!!!!
Tell Me...
just out of many of you actually read these?!? if you do just leave a comment telling me you did...please and thank you!
Remembering A Soldier, A Personal Blog.
Today, my friends' husband died. He was 35 years old, a father of two, and a Staff Sergeant in the United States Army. He died after being wounded in Iraq. I remember when my friend Jane called and said Tom is going back to Iraq again, the second deployment in 5 years. I asked her then are you ok? She said it is my life, you know that we will be ok. She was an Army wife, I used to laugh when she would tell me, that being an Army wife was a full time job. And it was. She had married her high school sweetheart when she was 17 and he was 18. Their marriage was to each other and to the army and the country they both loved. He was a soldier, and with that came moving every three years to everywhere. They had lived twice in Europe, in Germany and in Italy. I remember seeing pictures of them smiling and waving at the Eiffel Tower, in front of The Vatican and on the beach in Majorca. In the US they lived in Washington State, Georgia, Texas, Virginia, and New York State. I never knew how she wa
Selling Sex Toys
Hey everyone. I am looking for people to join my team. If you are looking or know of someone that is wanting to be their own boss then I have the thing for you. I am an Ind. Passion Parties Consultant. I enjoy what I do. I help couples to enhance their love life. If you want more info go to look under becoming a consultant. If someone you know signs up under me ONLY and they tell me that you sent them my way I will give you a $50 credit with me. So let spread the word. Passion Parties is the place to be at!
Rhey's Mantra
THERE IS A RUMOR THAT THE BELOW POETIC 'CRY IN THE NIGHT' IS AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL ... I refuse to respond to such a representation on the grounds that it is written that a man, regardless of his height, or lack thereof, cannot be compelled to testify about his personal Mantra! Love 'n (on my knees again) Stuff, RHEY ... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ RHEY’S MANTRA On hands and knees, Mumbling pleas, I search for sanctuary. After a while, With a smile, I try hot matrimony For my teasing, and squeezing, I now pay alimony Back on my knees, Mumbling please, I search for Sanctuary! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Rhey W. Hedges, July 19, 2007
Viva Fubar! (from Scrapper)
Fellow Fu Community: We have turned another page today by evolving into fubar. The majority of you have been overwhelmingly positive about this. We really appreciate the support. Many of you have been around since day one and have seen us climb the ladder to over a million people. I have been browsing MuMMs and feedback and have noticed that some people are spewing hate and nonsense. A haters job is to hate on anything and everything. That's why they are called losers....oops...I mean haters. If you see some lame ass posting hate, please report it to me and they will get served. The fu community is about positivity. Take your negativity elsewhere and come back when you are ready to chill out with the rest of fu crew. I bought all the haters present. ENJOY! SCRAPPER@ fubar
The Devil
I'M in bed with the devil, some evil force of nature and if i talk , that demon will raise its ugly head and have its way with my body and soul... The demon keeps me in his clutchs, never letting go.. the demon stalks my every move and thought,always reminding me he is there;I can never lose him ... For every street corner he is there and im constantly dancing with him THE DEVIL
Our Usual
Quiet Talk
Quiet Talk Excuse me lady. What is it that you spy. With those bewitching eyes. Are diggin' my size. Oh yeah? I am diggin' you too. Maybe you can sit here with me for a few. Small talk and get to know each other. Yeah, me too. I am also looking for another. There are things about you that I can tell. Being with you would just be swell. Can I hold you hand? You know I understand. Sometimes this place can be a little intimidating. So I am contemplating. Shall we go somewhere more private and discrete? Somewhere where we can converse more complete. You see it's your eye contact that has me mystified. And that smile has me utterly surprised. From the moment you gracefully entered the room. You had my attention completely consumed. I had to fight the urge to move too fast. Watching amused as every man's pick up line was deflected from first to last. You took your place with all your friends. Turned down all the free drinks that the prospects would send. I could te
Conversation With An Obsessive Reject!
Wow.... there are some real freaks on this site LOL.... The Consig...: So why were you so shitty to me? You better unblock me from yahoo and add me back to your myspace.. ->sweetlikes...: umm excuse me? The Consig...: Can't you read? The Consig...: You saw what I said, no reason to ask me to repeat.. The Consig...: You got all shady on me that one night, blocked me and shit, that was messed up ->sweetlikes...: i BETTER unblock you? yeah... kiss my fucking ass. i don't know who the fuck you think you are mother fucker but you aren't talking to me like that. FUCK YOU. The Consig...: All cuz I said you were being shady, You didnt answer my question about what was wrong, I asked cuz I cared about you! The Consig...: You see, you forget one thing, IM A FUCKING HACKER, so I'll be telling you what to add and what not to add, if i wanted to be an asshole.. ->sweetlikes...: yeah and you go psycho on me.... sorry i don't ne
Breed Standards
DACA Breed Standard As in all the canine breeds, and more so because the Dogo Argentino was bred for hunting big game; a few years ago some discrepancies arose among show judges as to it’s physical specifications. The creators stated that the correct Dogo temperament should reflect their rare contrast between extraordinary courage and incredible kindness of character. The creators went on to say, “The Dogo is the most docile and mild of the hunting dogs and without a doubt, not even lap dogs have the kindness and patience to withstand the teasing that he can take from children.” They outlined the standard below so that there will now be no possibilities of error in respect to the regulations by which the Dogos are judged and the goal to which responsible and conscious breeders of the breed ought to aspire. HEAD: Massive, convex front to back, and transverse through the relief of the masticating muscles and the nape. FOREFACE: The same length as the head. The lin
Hangover From Hell
Hangover From Hell My minds a waste and what is that taste? I shouldn't have gotten so shit faced. I have no idea where my car is must have been misplaced. That joint was too much I swear it must have been laced. Hangovers have never been my thing. And damn does my head ring. My eyes sting. I knew in the back of my mind what all that drinking would bring. I have to admit. I feel like shit. I don't like feeling this not one bit. Maybe I should quit. I can't think. I need a drink. Not feeling too hot. Maybe I just need another shot. This is the morning after. The day after all the laughter. Passed out, assed out on the kitchen floor. Hangover blues I need some booze I just need a little more. Something to get on my feet. Maybe I should eat. But I take one bite and I have to fight. The concoctions I drank last night. I have to admit. I feel like shit. I don't like feeling this not one bit. Maybe I should quit. I can't think. I need a drink. Not f
Normal Life?
Mirrors, smokescreens, and lies theres no reason to think this is right you lock up addicts who need help, He keeps coming back for more. Cocaine , heroin or whatever your poisen is.... Once he grabs hold he never lets go.... Millions of people, millions who have lost their souls..... A never ending time bomb waiting to explode.. A complicated life just begging for the return, To what can never be . A NORMAL LIFE
No It's Not A Pitbull..
The History of the Dogo Argentino The history of the Dogo Argentino and the two brothers who created the breed is as colorful and passionate as the history of Argentina itself. Antonio Nores Martinez was not quite 18 years old and Agustin a year younger in 1925 when Antonio first conceived and took the first step in his vision of a big game hound created specifically for the varied and rugged Argentine countryside. "I still remember as if it were yesterday... the day when my brother Antonio told me for the first time his idea of creating a new breed of dog for big game, for which he was going to take advantage of the extraordinary braveness of the Fighting Dog of Cordoba. Mixing them with other breeds which would give them height, a good sense of smell, speed, hunting instinct and, more than anything else deprive them of that fighting eagerness against other dogs, which made them useless for pack hunting. A mix that would turn them into sociable dogs, capable of living in freedom,
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snowflake@ fubar
Adulterous I am happy that I can make you delighted. The thought of touching your body gets me excited. Yeah I have rocked and socked your world. Rearranged and changed you girl. I know you like the way my hands make you melt. You haven't felt the pleasures that my hands delt. Skimming lightly with my finger tips over your skin. Sweeter than sin the tension within making you grin. I know your ol' man can't understand. And that dude can't do what I can. So I'll keep this fling a secret thing. But baby I don't see no wedding ring. I'm good to keep this on the low low . Cause your man might just end up knowing. Might be suspect to where you going. It is our little secret that we be constantly boning. In my private place you can get loud with your moaning. Those first fuck sessions where just a taste of my grace. Believe me, I know how to set a pace. I can entice that kind of spice that can make you feel nice. After the other night I wanna love you more than twice.
Headin Back To The 16th Century!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Can't wait!! Going roadtripping with my sis to the SCRF!! (That's South Connecticut Renaissance Faire for those who don't know.) Going to hang with our friends the Harper and the Minstrel, our esteemed hosts, as well as some friends from long ago and far away!! Swords, leather and chainmail OH MY!!!!! Shinies and pretties everywhere!! I'm actually looking forward to getting back into that leather bodice and running amok in the 16th Century. Oh the meade, the turkey legs the Thai Food!!! Maybe I could pack my bellydancing outfit so if its too hot I can wear less and jingle more... hmm decisions decisions. No worries, poppets, I'll have pix and will post. Huzzah for now!!! Miao.
Such As It Is
Well lets see im still single and still job hunting. I should know in the next few weeks if I got the job I applied for. It would be really awesome if I did. The relation world seems to be stuck in neutral. I still care about my ex way more than I probably should. I see him and I get those feelings all over again. Too bad he treats me like I don't exist that is unless he is drunk. Oh well I will be out of Cheyenne in about 43 days hopefully never to look back. What a fitting song I am listening to right now. Willie Nelson blue eyes crying in the rain. Depressing as reality is I must press on. I am going to a big party tomorrow with the hope of getting really drunk and forgetting everything. Thats enough shit for now have a good one yall.
Goofy Or Pan?
You scored as Goofy, Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. Goofy100% Peter Pan100% The Beast75% Donald Duck56% Ariel50% Snow White50% Sleeping Beauty44% Cruella De Ville31% Pinocchio31% Cinderella31% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with
So it's Thursday night, I have to work tomorrow morning, and yet I'm not tired. I am bored out of my mind, sitting here listening to the new playlist I put on my page, enjoying the tunes but still bored, who's going to talk to me? Isn't there anyone around who wants to chat a little?
Cherry Tap So Far
lots of old men lonely hitting on you. plenty of young guys. funnnn funnn. lmao
My Divorce
Today i thought i would work on my divorce papers.. an well i must say.. its brought thoughts to my head.. i never though that at my 10 year aniversery i would say.. Goodbye to my once best friend.. I have spent a decade with him.. its funny cause i know that in my heart we where ment to be.. i could see our lives.. watching our kids grow together.. us being old together too.. but its so heart breaking to know. that here i am.. livin with my mom and her husband.. with two kids that are under 6 years of age.. an geting a divorce.. i never saw that when i fell in love with him that day.. today i talked to him.. an i missed him.. then he reminded me y we are here.. i was telling him about our son who is really sick.. an he said i was being a bitch and i should have not called him to tell him about it.. yeap ASS .. so i hung up on him.. its hard some times cause he is all i know.. an know i want to move on and see new ppl.. its hard with my life how it is right now.. i remember when i smil
Question For You
Time For Death
Handcuffed and shackled being lead down the hall Sterile room, gurney waiting Strapped in ready to go knowing im gonna meet my maker soon Last words saying im sorry Hoping for a call that never comes Eyes closing, lethel drugs running into my veins Time to sleep Closing my eyes forever
My Wireless Connection Sux
Mom Charged With Beating Kids On Plane
Mom charged with beating kids on plane California mom charged in beating kids, 2 and 4, on flight to Denver Tamera Freeman also charged with interfering with the flight crew FBI affidavit quotes passengers as saying Freeman appeared intoxicated Next Article in U.S. » DENVER, Colorado (Reuters) -- A California mother was charged with beating her children, ages 2 and 4, on a commercial aircraft and interfering with the flight crew. Tamera Freeman, 38, who appeared in court on Wednesday, was arrested on Monday at Denver International Airport upon her arrival on a Frontier Airlines flight from San Francisco, California. An FBI affidavit quotes passengers as saying Freeman appeared intoxicated, was abusive with her children before she boarded the plane and repeatedly hit and yelled at them during the flight. The affidavit also alleges Freeman threw a drink at the feet of a flight attendant and followed her into an aisle yelling and pointing her finger, cau
Pink Pimpin
I Worry About This Too Much (very Fb-specific)
(...) rated your stash item as thumbs up! ... maybe I should go see if my stash is back at all. Hrm... the index is gone. 0 stash items. No pointers to stash items, no overall table of contents. But the fellow (who's not on my friendslist) was able to see Edit: ( , the video link in that stash entry, has been deleted from YouTube by the person who uploaded it, apparently... So if I do get my stash back, I'll be deleting that particular stash entry anyway. Eep!) just fine... Weird... well, no fussing over it now. Wah. Second edit before I really, really have to... oy... found a few more using Google (yay), eg the Bach/Busoni item I stashed, and I don't doubt the Reißiger ones too...
Woman 62, Kills Sleeping Grandson, Gets 25 Years
Woman 62, kills sleeping grandson, gets 25 years MONTAGUE, Texas (AP) -- A 62-year-old woman was sentenced to 25 years in prison for killing her teenage grandson while he slept, then setting their mobile home on fire. Jamie Larue Holmes had pleaded guilty to murder and arson. She will be eligible for parole when she's 75, prosecutor Jack McGaughey said. Firefighters found the body of Brock Holmes, 18, inside the burning trailer near Nocona, northwest of Dallas, in June 2006, and police found his grandmother hiding in woods nearby. She said she shot the teen in the back of the head while he was sleeping at his desk the morning after they had argued about his getting a job, McGaughey said. Holmes told authorities she planned to shoot herself but ran out of bullets. Investigators never determined a motive, but McGaughey said Holmes indicated a conflict with her grandson that she did not want discusse
Comfort The Pain
These crimson tears that fall like rain They silence the cries They comfort the pain Never to cry in this world again So deep in the darkness that there is no love Though the light is clearly shining above So deep in this world so full of hate Not seeing a deep dark terrible thirst There was nothing to lose, no time to waste So this precious soul met its fate Stumbling upon the uttermost worst A blade that drew all the blood that was bled A blade that drew all the tears that were shed A piercing scream that cut through the night A hell no soul should ever enter All was in vain through all of the spite Such a dove couldn't put up such a fight The flesh turned as cold as a dark winter These crimson tears that fall like rain They finally, oh finally, comfort the pain
Bruises Fade
My bruises have faded fast - But the memories will never pass. The wounds you made Upon my skin Bled until they were dry. But I know that in years time I'll still look back and cry. For though cuts can be forgotten And bruises slowly heal - Wounds to my mind - Those old memories will always Act as a reminder of the ordeal. My bruises have faded fast - But the memories still will not pass. You bullied me Throughout each day And haunted every night. Remember how you hit me Though I never wanted to fight? But though the scars From those past years Have now almost gone. Those old memories - From "Back Then" - Still linger on. My bruises are now no more- But the memories lurk behind a door. I blocked the worst out. It's locked in a cage To which I have tossed out the key. Yet tendrils curl out like smoke And singe my mind. A sickly reminder creeps back And for a second covers all else. Before vanishing into thin air Vanishing into the pa
Lets Rock The World Unite
we are all related from the beginning off one women let us all join hands all around the world. every member it is now fun hour rate all new members fan hem help them go to next level get to know your sisters and brothers all around the world.there was a time when the world was one we are now taking over the world richard branson has made me a vip to his company so we must bridge the pics are rated all one of them 10 or above my blogs are on blogs rated 10 my stashes are rated 10. all members its time to inhance this site am now going to yahoo msn my space badoo flixster ares bearshare all over sites ucuk chat and bringing new members to you every day. derek top dance lounge 2007. rate my blogs please pics. all my friends family lets do this for other friends family and new members thankyou. scream if you want to go faster i cant hear you i said scream if you want to go faster arhhh hold tight riders here we gopoints reaching to the top mr dj jazzy dek is now in 6brows
Winders '98
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note: the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs. Other features: Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. * OK ---- ats aww-right * cancel ---- hail no * reset---- awa shoot * yes --- shore * no--- Naaaa * find--- hunt-fer it * go to ---- over yonder * b
A Babbling Fool.
I have never been one to be incredibly girlie about things. I mean I am extremely affectionate and romantic but I never got all giggly and foolish over someone I like. What the fuck has happened? What is with these sudden mushy feelings I am experiencing? Why can't I tell this person how I feel either? I have always been able to tell someone I like how I feel about them. Now I am stuck here babbling away in a little blog entry. Bah!
A Redneck's Letter To His Mother
Dear Mull, I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same. We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more. I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd don
A Sex Test For Redneck
1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False 10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False 18. A d
Who The F+++ Is This Asshat That Keeps Giving Me The Error That I'm Spamming?
You know what? BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! You go to myspac3e ya feckin' worm!
You Might Be Redneck
. . . you’ve ever heckled during a eulogy. . . . your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat. . . . your dog rides in the front seat and your kids ride in the back. . . . you taught your children how to play “Pull My Finger.” . . . you own half a pickup truck. . . . the church social committee is afraid to meet at your house. . . . you own a trophy that includes the words “cow chip toss” on it. . . . you’ve ever made love on a tire swing. . . . the first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, “Where’s the nearest liquor store?” . . . you show strangers your war wound. . . . your mailing address includes the word “holler.” . . . the Salvation Army comes to your house and takes the wrong furniture. . . . there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house. . . . you fill up the bathtub just to test out a fishing lure. . . . your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist. . . . you own every Box Car
You Might Be Redneck
. . . you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. . . . everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror. . . . you’ve ever accepted an invitation written on a bathroom wall. . . . making beer is a neighborhood project. . . . you clean your fingernails with a stick. . . . you’ve ever gotten in fist fight in a laundromat over a dryer. . . . there is a restraining order on your pets. . . . you secretly get your firewood from your neighbor’s yard. . . . you wipe your feet before you walk out of your house. . . . your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor. . . . your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. . . . you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants. . . . your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it. . . . your car insurance deductible is higher than the value of your car. . . . in preparation for your upcoming wedding, your register your Tupperware pattern. . . . you are famous for yo
You Might Be Redneck
. . . you repaint your pink flamingo every spring . . . but not your house. . . . you have ever carried leftovers home in your handbag. . . . you think an oil change involves a comb and a bottle of Vitalis. . . . you whistle to get the attention of your waiter or waitress. . . . your college graduation ceremony includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler. . . . you think ribs come from Europe. . . . your toothbrush is a hand-me-down. . . . the nearest liquor store is brewing in your basement. . . . your Friday nights consist of lots of Budwieser and a mechanical bull. . . . you have used a potato peeler to remove a corn. . . . the Marlboro man is your idol. . . . you see a sign that says “dip in road” and you stop to see what flavor it is. . . . you think a canopy goes under the bed instead of over it. . . . you’ve ever had a conversation about truck tires that lasted more than an hour. . . . you’ve ever fished from over a fence. . . . you have
Siouxsie Sioux & The Banshees - Peek A Boooooo
Kinda reminds me of Frank Sinatra's Jeepers Creepers.....I sooo need to find a video for that one too! Creeping up the backstairs Slinking into dark stalls Shapeless and slumped in bathchairs Furtive eyes peep out of holes She has many guises She'll do what you want her to Playing dead and sweet submission Cracks the whip deadpan on cue Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo Reeking like a pigsty Peeling back and gagging free Flaccid ego in your hand Chokes on dry tears, can you understand? She's jeering at the shadows Sneering behind a smile Lunge and thrust to pout and pucker Into the face of the beguiled Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo Golly jeepers Where'd you get those peepers? Peepshow, creepshow Where did you get those eyes? Strobe lights pump and flicker Dry lips crack out for more `Come bite on this rag doll, baby! That's right, now hit the floor' They're sneaking out the back door She gets up from all fours Rhinestone fools and sil
Related acronyms There are a number of slang army acronyms that are related to FUBAR. A somewhat standard group includes: * BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again * JANFU - Joint Army/Navy F'-Up * SNAFU - Situation Normal: All F'ed Up * TARFU - Things Are Really F'ed Up Others include the following:[citation needed] * BEIFT - Behold, Every Indicator Forebodes Trouble; pronounced "beefed" * CF - Cluster F * CHAOS - Chief Has Arrived On Scene * FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On * FUGAZI - Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In; refers to out-of-control situation such as a chaotic jungle warfare combat environment * FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief * FUBER - Fucked Up Beyond Economic Repair * FUMTU - Fucked Up More Than Usual * FUNDY - Fucked Up, Not Dead Yet; on British medical charts[3] * GFU - General F Up * GMFU - Grand/General Military F Up (see Sloan Ranger's Handbook) * JAAFU or JAAFFU - Joint Army-Air Force F-Up; the use of JANFU combined with a radical
You Mighte Be Redneck If
. . . you proposed in a Denny’s. . . . the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door. . . . you had to hitchhike on your honeymoon. . . . you think “Chablis” is the name of last month’s Playboy centerfold. . . . you save cooking grease in a coffee can. . . . you inherited a Styrofoam cooler. . . . there’s no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents. . . . your doghouse and your living room both have the same shag carpet. . . . you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph. . . . you’ve ever had to move a car seat to make love. . . . you’re familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark. . . . your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it. . . . you think a stock tip is advice on wormin’ your hogs. . . . you don’t have a home phone. . . . you think “Ross Perot” is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early. . . . you think “trash TV” is something in your backyard. . . . stealing road signs is a fami
I am lost and confused on things.. its really upsetting me.. Do i come off as the type of person that wants something? that is out for goodies, and gifts? that is a gold digger? If so, then you really don't know me at all.. I can assure you.. its not me and its ot who i am. If it was.. i would never have been with Michael.. when i first met mike and dated him.. he was a broke Bitch lol, well he was.. we didnt have anything.. yes now we do, but thats almost 4 years later.. and things are a bit easier for us. BUT i am not out for gifts or money.. so.. if you think that.. then you can leave my page and never look back.. and if you don't know what this is about.. then its not about you. there is ONE person that will read this.. and leave i am sure.. BUT you know what i dont care. I wont remove them..but they i am sure will remove themselves for actin a fool and me pointin it out to them on here. anyways.. Luv you my friends have a great day and nite
Stupid Crap
ok whats up with all the stupd crap they put up for mumms? love me/ hate me, hot or not, name change.....i mean come on thats stupid shyte..lets be honest if you want to know the honest truth don't ask they will tell you if you ask your setting yourself up for all kinds of answers an jus making yourself look outright stupid even down to being an idiot..if you want lies then stay in your own little world an believe everyone loves you an thinks your hot or put it out there an find out your not all that like you think
You Might Be A Redneck If . . .pt.1
You Might Be A Redneck If . . . . . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s. . . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. . . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed. . . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose. . . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. . . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans. . . . your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan. . . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date. . . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy. . . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. . . . you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”. . . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold. . . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. . . . you’ve got more than one other named “Darryl”. . . . you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.
Why can't I find what I'm looking for? Why do I always fall for the wrong guys? Why don't some guys understand I mean it when I say no or that I'm looking for more than random hook ups? Why can't life just always be fun and games?
You Might Be A Redneck
. . . you’ve ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup. . . . you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops. . . . your baby’s crib mobile is made out of beer cans. . . . you’ve ever been asked to leave Shoney’s all-you-can-eat breakfast. . . . you have a grave in your yard. . . . you’ve ever stolen toilet paper. . . . you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding. . . . your deceased hunting dog’s tombstone is larger than your grandfather’s. . . . you wake up in the morning already dressed for work. . . . you think the police can’t see you because your truck is painted camouflage. . . . your car ashtray is so packed, you can’t get it out. . . . you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. . . . you’re driving a vehicle with no original body parts. . . . you quit your job because deer season’s fixin’ to start. . . . your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceiv
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Everyone In Contest
Chapter 4: Travel Diddling
The Captain has requested another chapter in the diddling saga, and because I strong-armed him into posting a blog purely to entertain me, I feel the need to honor his request. Quid pro quo. You know how that works. Lately I've been longing to get in touch with my German ancestry, and so I've been preoccupied with thoughts of travel. And, in typical stream-of-consciousness Sugar-fashion, I was thinking about diddling experiences with regard to travel. Travel. Diddling. Travel diddling. [I know, I know... you're diddling your thumbs right now, thinking, "Get to the fucking point, Sugar." I will. Be patient.] As you know from the first few chapters of the diddle blog, the early part of my life was very sheltered, having grown up too far from town (this is a generous misnomer for 'gas station') to escape my parents. When I left to go to college, it wasn't much better. I had a roommate, Char. (Pronounced /shar/, though considering the degree to which she styled her ha
i will have a headache im sure no there arent lol i cant kick it i love it its my best freind makes me happy always
Short Insults Jokes
Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table. Q: What is a zebra? A: 26 sizes larger than A bra. Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka. And what kind of lettuce? Iceberg. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck. Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste. Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef. Q: Where do you find a no legged dog? A: Right where you left him. Q: Where do you get virgin wool from? A: Ugly sheep. Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones. Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.
Road Trip
There's nothing like taking a weekend or longer and just riding...a motorcycle that is...That's what I like to do with my free time when I get some. It doesn't matter where just as long as the weather is nice and the roads are curvy...I like curves ;)...That brings me to my next road trip, don't know where it will end up but do know that it will be a long one. Going to do what they call an Iron Butt Ride.. 1,000 miles in 24 hours, hope the weather is nice. I'm going to go places I haven't been yet and hopefully meet some good people along the way! So far I am looking at going through AL, MS, AK, MO, KY, IL, IO and then taking my time coming back through OK, Oklahoma City of course, KS, and TX, before crossing back over LA, MS, and AL....Who knows I may even run into some of you out there!! If you know of any must see things along the way let me know I am looking for sights along the way. The trip is going to be the end of September so I have alot of time to plan...Can't wait, I'l
Some Sex Jokes
Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed? A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot! Q: Whats the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!! Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A: He's all right now. Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. Q: How do you get holy water? A: Boil the hell out of it. Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment. Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: Dam. Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones. Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? A: National Dyslexics Association. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick. Q: What
Crazy Neighbors...
Ok, this has been driving me crazy all summer, and I have to vent... Our neighbor across the street is a whack job! We all live in this great planned community, golf courses, nature trails, protected habitats, etc... Basically, a very serene setting. This neighbor is right on the golf course, he has a double deck with a beautiful view of the greens and the lake. However, he is always sitting in his garage on a piece of crap lawn chair staring into our house!! I don't undertand... I thought that maybe it was just my imagination, maybe even paranoia...but there he is again today. He gets home, opens his garage, sets up his chair and stares... He can't possibly see anything else but our house. We are right across the street, and we have a huge privacy fence, so it's not like he is "watching birds" in our backyard or something. Seriously, go to the Club House and have a drink or something...but get your nose outta my house!! :)
100 Pink Lines
There I was 4 Years Old laying in my bed looking at the wall. Crying because I just realized My Mother and my Grandmother were going to die. Someday... I had just watched the news on the Television and realized after asking my Grandmother what the lady meant when she said that two people had died in a house fire the night before .. With a sad look in her face she told me my fate. When I asked what that meant my Grandmother told Me about Death and what it would mean. She told me that we all die and that someday I would. I asked her how long people live and with a Hearty smile she said that some people live to be 100! I remember thinking how long that seemed, and at the same time I was still Disappointed in her answer. I went to bed that night with my pink crayon clutched in my hand, as I Lay there thinking of death I made 100 pink lines with my crayon, next to my bed just under the mattress so my Mother and Grams would not find them while making the beds.
Woot Woot 2morrow
Hp and the OOTP :D im oh so happy i could scream but instead i beat ppl on guitar hero. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! so tonight alyssa,blake n i r makin our HP shirts :D god im oh so happy
What It Feels Like For A Girl
Madonna =b (spoken) Girls can wear jeans And cut their hair short Wear shirts and boots cause its ok to be a boy But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading cause you think that being a girl is degrading But secretly youd love to know what its like Wouldnt you What it feels like for a girl Silky smooth Lips as sweet as candy, baby Tight blue jeans Skin that shows in patches Strong inside but you dont know it Good little girls they never show it When you open up your mouth to speak Could you be a little weak Chorus: Do you know what it feels like for a girl Do you know what it feels like in this world For a girl Hair that twirls on finger tips so gently, baby Hands that rest on jutting hips repenting Hurt thats not supposed to show And tears that fall when no one knows When youre trying hard to be your best Could you be a little less (chorus) (chorus, prefixing 3rd line with what it feels like) Strong inside but you dont know it Good
Should Be Shot
check this out, i've just been informed that one of my friends should have been shot. heres how the story goes my younger cuzzo was startin his own record company and he had everything he needed but all the money to put the company in his name some no one can use his name. but he started rappin with one of our bestfriends baby daddy and then cuz stole the name for the company and put everything under his name and is trying to charge my cuzzo to add him to the company.
Ya Mother
What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds. The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg. Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit. Yo mama's blind and seeing another man. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. I would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. Yo mama's so cold, when she spreads her legs, a little light comes on. Hey I'm jealous! Yo mama's dick is bigger than mine. I seen Yo mama on the corner with a mattress on her back yelling "Curb service!" Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealo
Free Hugs For All
I'm sharing what was actually part of a comment to a friend on here. I hadn't intended for it to come out as a serious or philosophical statement. *blush* I'm just a very passionate, intense soul; and I tend to speak what's on my mind and heart anytime, anywhere. Especially when it comes to communication and human connection. What happened was this - I watched the video (at the bottom of this blog) about Juan Mann and his FREE HUG sign, which I had seen before but forgot to save at that time, and I decided it was so moving and generally such an awesome idea that I'd stash it. So I did. HvYHitter commented and said he was adding it to his forums. I thought "GREAT!" because I think it's something everyone should see. It's not flashy, technological genius or anything. It's just a simple video about a friendly gesture used to spread "warm fuzzies" to anyone willing to accept it. Here are some of my thoughts that I shared when I replied in HvYHitter's profile comments. -------
For My Baby !!!! Carol Ann
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You Know You're A Stripper When -
The following is ssssssssssssoooooooooooooo me and sssssssssooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!! Hahaha!! ADULT ENTERTAINERS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! *************YOU KNOW UR A STRIPPER WHEN...... You are out in public and someone shouts out your stage name and you respond not realizing it wasnt meant for you. You start to think of your future purchases in lap dances. Example: it's gonna take 5 lap dances for me to buy this new bracelet You Keep track of things like paydays, even though you don't get a pay check. You ask your boyfriend or friends to send you "the money vibe" while you're at work. You made 300 in a night and are complaining that it was a shitty night. You buy hand sanitizer and baby wipes in bulk and you dont have any kids. That sanitizer & wipes along with your boob job is a tax write off. You go out with 'regular' friends and feel the need to censor yourself on the dancefloor. You have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup
~sigh~ No One Loves Me.......
~ Boston - More Than A Feeling ~
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows. Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head. Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks. Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper. Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone. Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters. Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show. Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it. Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars. Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two. Yo mama's butt is so big, i
15 Minutes Left
can you hear me hell you guys RAWK..........86 votes...woohooo thank you for all your help... Thanks for blogging,reposting and rating ..much love I just need 2 minutes of your time. I joined Demon Houses Football team. I'm 4 games behind everyone else on rates. I'm told I need 156 rates just to catch up to the other Running Back's. Please can you rate my pictures and repost this for me..Thanks for all your help:) Please Rate No Comments Needed.
Picture Comments
Have you tried to leave a friend a photo comment today? You don’t even have to be bombing a contest to see this annoyance! Once you leave a comment, as usual it goes to the page that says “successfully added user comment, click here to go back”…well, if u don’t click to go back, it will take you back to the user’s default pics or other album pics. So…I started clicking “back” on the browser rather than using the “click here to go back” option before the page turns on me. When it takes me back, I was then hitting “refresh”. Now, how are we supposed to hold successful contests any more??? I guess Fubar doesn’t like contests cramming their servers! Also, by using my method for commenting on contests, I would like to know HOW the hell I could possibly get one of these…. And just WHY did I not get a warning before this happened??? I usually get about 5 warnings before I see anything like this. Screw it! Put me in time out if you want to FUBAR! I’m a Taurus and I am just stubborn enou
tangled are the threads of life, snaring the unsuspecting. the more they struggle the tighter the weave. stumbling along through the ages never breaking the bonds that hold them in place never moving forward to greatness. how to clear the cobwebs no one sees?
My Poor Mother
I just heard word that another one of my uncles is dien, this will be the 3rd one within 2 years, she's very upset an I dunno what to say and or do because I'm unable to be there to hold her an say that everything will be alright, but I guess words can not say enough to ease the pain of losing ones brother, just saddens me to know theres nothing I can do....
~ Stevie Nicks - Dreams ~
I Saw You
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears
~ Stevie Nicks - Rhiannon ~
I have gotten 360 gifts since I've been here, an this is Virtual Gifts bought: 3,952,660 (WOW),, Big spender huh... ha ha... Owell it's well worth it fer my beautiful/wonderful friends in which I love so much.... You guys freakin (ROCK)... Thanks you lots fer being there!!!
Come Check It Out And Join My Bros Lounge
i'll be back in a bit - all of a sudden i'm feeling kinda bummish! i wanna scream & kick and cry n stuff.
Update On The Preggo Stuff
So I went to the doctor today and found out my cervix is 1cm dilated at almost 36wks and also that the baby is definately in a head down position...I've been having the pratice contractions too :D It wont be long now!!!! I'm getting so excited just thought I'd share it with you all!!
What Sex Toy I Am
Take the The Sex Toys Quiz!
hello. i am here randomly leave me alone. lol. i have no memory. but that is ok. anways. u can always leave me a message or something, i will eventually respond.
My Advice
See with your heart and you'll know the answer. Give unconditionally and you'll receive abundantly. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
~ Kansas - Dust In The Wind ~
Native American Proverbs V
A brave man dies but once - a coward, many times - Iowa The man who gives his opinion freely should be ready to fight fiercely - Iowa Trouble no man about his religion. Respect his views and demand he respect yours - Shawnee He who would do great things should not attempt to do them alone - Seneca Man has responsibility, not power - Tuscarora Cherish youth and trust old age - Pueblo Be satisfied with needs instead of wants - Tenton Sioux Do not only point the way, but lead the way - Sioux Men in search of a myth will usually find one - Pueblo God teaches birds to make nests, yet the nests of all birds are not alike - Duwamish A shady path breeds mud - Hopi Teachers not only teach, but also learn - Sauk
Cherry Pie--in Vegas
~ Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son ~
Well we have had several hours as FUBAR and actually I'm surprised I am kinda liking the name, alot complaining about the name change but oh well they did the same thing when it was changed to CherryTap....people it is just a name , same people are here....I say Keep up the good work BabyJ and forget the haters.
My Lounge
Horoscope For 7/19
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate. **** well partly true so far...definately an old hurt and as for the stars dosent really beleive they have a thing to do with it
~ Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire ~
so today i was nudged awake by my husband in the early morning hours because he was having chest pains. Took a trip to the ER....hours and hours later I am home. He was scheduled for a catheterization on MOnday but since he was having paid, they did it today. I think i did okay and kept my cool in front of my husband but I was tired, headachy and my stomach is still in a knot. it was so cold there. I was freezing most of the day. stupid me only threw on flip flops and a short sleeve tshirt...i should have know i would be in the artic zone. turns out there is no blockage in his artery which is good news and the heart seems fine..also good news. But he is now dealing with the aftermath of the catheterization and he also has some kind of cold flu thing that is giving him a harsh cough which is not good after having this procedure. also we still don't know what caused him to have the chest pain that woke him up out of his sleep...that is the most frustrating thing. After bringing h
3.26.1981 - 7.19.1997 Rip
Ten years ago today, someone I knew and cared about passed away. He was always kind to everyone and didn't have one single enemy. He knew how to brighten up the room. I was working the day I found out. I had just started my summer job at the movie theater a month prior. Most of the people I worked with were friends I went to High School with... That day, Matilda, his sister, came into the theater in tears and told us all what happened. I remember crying with several friends in the room behind the concession stand. You are missed Burgess so very much... Until we meet again... Burgess Merrifield SWEETWATER - Burgess Merrifield, 16, of Fort Worth died Saturday, July 19, 1997, from injuries sustained in an automobile accident. Service will be at 10 a.m. Tuesday at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Fort Worth. Graveside service will be at 3 p.m. in Albany Cemetery in Albany. Arrangements are by McCoy Funeral Home. He was born March 26, 1981, in Li
~ Billy Joel - Just The Way You Are ~
New Name
Ok so Fubar is the first online pub... I thought Cherrytap was the FIRST online pub. Shit, no wait a sec; wasn't Lost Cherry ther very first online pub. Fuck!! I am so confused!!
Bulletin To Be 2
Fubar's FINEST!!! Check out Fubar's Finest friends .. Show em some love and buy em a drink too eh? lol xoxo Nancy My girlie :D ~*Ladygray*~@ fubar Mark My husband ~Mark ~@ fubar Alex My Fubar Hubby cdncyborg*The Enchanted@ fubar Kathy My sister Bytch :P BrattyBytch@ fubar BooBoo The greatest gal! BooBoo.I ♥ Rob... Engaged@ fubar Vicky A wonderful friend Vicky@ fubar Mish The Cool One :D MishNumber1 of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR. Founder Of Naughty Northerners@ fubar Jenn Love ya! One Hot Momma ~A.K.A~ Cookie@ fubar HELLCAT Coz you rock :D HELLCAT@ fubar warmer good friend .. he makes me think lol warmerthan@ fubar donna enchanted chickie :D ¥>>Mø®ß¡ð P®¡n¢e$$ CT WIFEY
Which Tattoo??
Posted a MUMM Please vote on it ..... I seriously will do which ever one gets picked!
Just A House, Not A Home
Lost is how I feel. I have lost the 2 people I cared about most. Lost the belief I had in them, lost the trust. Lost the hope, and dreams. I have been deceived, and lied to by them both. They played a game with me, toyed with my dreams, my emotions, my LOVE. My heart was in a box, and I gave it willingly, and it has been destroyed. It should have been cherished, and not damaged, and left for me to pick up the pieces. My soul is lost, I believed in someone that would purposely hurt me. I am lost....and alone.
Am I A Heartbreaker?
Should work in a minute if it doesn't immediately
So I have posted my opinions about people that take car pics and pics on the phone. Here is my next rant, why do people use so much Gaussian Blurr on their pics? Do they think we cant tell? I find it funny as hell that people complain sooo much about other people being fake and yet they have to photo shop their pics before they post them! Umm we can tell that you removed the wrinkles, and if you are 50 you cant look 18 again. you cant get rid of the turkey neck, or the ugly! Congrats to all the people that stay real! BTW try cropping your dirty laundry and messy floor out of the pic. And maybe a rotate or two would help! P.S I drive to my Banks AtM machine today and it asks if I want to use English or Spanish! Umm English because this is the USA! Thinking about it more I wonder if I had selected Spanish would the machine had gave me Pesos?
ok family all go to the lounge thiers a meetin goin
Loven It
Well I gots a full weekend for a changem imagain that, lol I get to go camping this weekend, I need a good outing,,,lol.....
~ Billy Joel - Uptown Girl ~
Were Billy meet Christy :)
Out Of The Area
dont mind this one...had to change it.
~ Billy Joel - Piano Man ~
Almost Final!
Love Comes In All Sizes
Love comes in all sizes Your friends will support you... And respect your creativity For thinking outside the box... They'll be there when you need a Shoulder to lean on... Or a great big hug... A true friend takes interest in Understanding what you're all about... They see beyond the black and white To discover your true colors... And accept you just the way you are... Even when you just wake up in the morning So make your own kind of music... Follow your heart wherever it takes you... And when someone reaches out to you, Don't be afraid to love them back... They may just be a friend for life... Practice patience and tolerance... Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave... And impossible to forget!!! Share this with all your unforgettable friends today...
First Post
so this is my first post in this blog. right now my life is going haywire. i don't really have the mental energy to get into details.. but is rough. i'm doing what i can to cope and deal with the possible loss of the greatest love of my life...
~ Aerosmith - Love In A Elevator ~
Been there Done that :)~
Semisonic _ Closing Time ( Quote From Lyrics)
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.....
I Need To Vent A Little
Sorry im usually quiet, I just rate what im rated and here to talk to my close friends, and as many of you know I add to my stash almost every day, but i cant be quiet here it goes. OK THIS IS A BUNCH OF B.S. ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW YOU CANT POST ITEMS THAT ARE CONSIDERED NSFW....IM SORRY BUT IF THE ARE GONNA DO THAT THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE A TAB LIKE YOU DO IN PICTURES TO MARK IT ACCORDINGLY...THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF SINCE WHOEVER IS READING THIS PROBABLY KNOWS THAT I DO ALOT OF STASH. WELL I GUESS IM JUST GONNA TAKE MY CHANCES AND SEE IF I GET DELETED CUZ IM PISSED. THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS: The Stash is where you can store all the cool stuff you find on the Internet: videos, pics, jokes, surveys, trackz, or whatever! Your Stash will be shown on your profile so that you can share it with the entire fubar community! OK IT SAYS OR WHATEVER!! SO THEREFORE IM NOT GONNA CHANGE AND IF SOMEONE WANTS TO REPORT SOMETHING IN MY STASH AS NSFW.....BE MY GUEST THIS IS MY STASH AND
it makes me sick that people down rate people and then when u look at them they are not perfect either. have the common curtisy to rate people how u want to be rated. come on a 5 bc im fat and then i see your pic and your bigger then me? thats rediculous
How To Handle A Husband
>A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the >beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. > >Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. >People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". > >The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their >long and happy marriage. > >The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in >America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , >and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone >too >far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife >looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." > >"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my >wife quietly said, "That's twice." > >"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third >time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the >horse dead. > >I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with
~ Aerosmith - Living On The Edge ~
New Family Coming To Town Global Bombers & Club
Family a new family in town Global Bombers & Family Club I am the owner of this new family this is my founder this is the home page link corky1952@ fubar there are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile there will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. if u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn the other is the willness to vote and help you will have to add the family name to your profile u will need to read the rules and fallow them u will have to get a salut if u dont have one add the founders to your contacts so we can get hold of u and u us cause thats what we do,vote,comment and rate but bombing isnt every thing,we take care of out family and friends first i will accept and welcome new members and old one from the Round Table Bombers with is no longer a family here at ct. i will look for helpers and work on having things to
Love Poem
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away
~ Aerosmith - Dream On ~
I still can't believe his daughter is Liv Tyler
My Brother
I am always thinking about how my life would be if my brother was still alive. Would I cry this much? Would I feel I have nothing left? Would I feel as if I am the only one how could hold my mother together for my sister? All thesee questions run through my mind when I think of how my lfe would be different. Never in a million years, I would think I would lose the most important person in my life. I miss the little things about him like the way he would laugh, his voice, the way he made things okay, and the way he would through you over the counter and hump you no matter who the person was. I never though I would be the person who made me, me. We were so close and we did everything together like getting chicken pox, to getting going to school. It is hard getting through the days hopong by some chance I would wake up and he would be laying by my feet like the way we slept every night. I miss the arguing and fist fighting we did. I never knew that it would end, if I knew I wouldnt have d
~ Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion ~
Misfits - Astro Zombies
whaOh, all I want to know All I want With just a touch of my burning hand I send my astro zombies to rape the land Prime directive exterminate The whole human race And your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds Till it pumps in death Prime directive exterminate Whatever stands left All I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you And all I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you whaOh, all I want to know All I want With just a touch of my burning hand I'm gonna live my life to to destroy your world prime directive and exterminate The whole fuckin' race Then your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds And it pumps in death prime directive exterminate The whole fuckin' place well All I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you And all I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you
Posting Pics..
Ok well i'm sure most know how i feel about someone i care about posting pics of such nature..... yes breast,pussy watever..... so i was wondering would it be wrong for me to do so... someone said i should post a pic.... should i? do let me wonder if i could get thanks ..... tongue.....
~ Aerosmith - Crazy ~
Directors Cut Version
Communication Breakdown
I don't communicate worth shit. Big suprise right? I saw the counselor today. I guess it will help, but I'm not sure I'm going to really learn anything new. She said I seem to have a good insight as to whats wrong. I just need to figure out how to fix the problems. The main problem is how I communicate with people. I need to stop running away from confrontations and deal with what is bothering me. So I get to pay $40 a visit to learn what I should have learn as a kid. Lovely. Anyways. I got cheesecake to go add topping to... XOXO
Misfits - Some Kinda Hate
There's some kinda love And there's some kinda hate The maggots in the eye of love Won't copulate And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh I said whoah whaoh oh, oh oh oh Hear the cats cry Liitle tortured babies in pain Cracked necks by settled limbs They don't hesitate And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh Baby whoah oh oh oh oh And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh I said whoah, whoah, oh There's some kinda love And there is some kinda hate I'm gonna tell you all about it now The maggots in the eye of love won't copulate And it's a whoah oh oh oh oh Baby whoah oh oh oh oh Baby whoah oh oh oh oh I said whoah whoah oh, whoah oh
Hottest Mom Contest
I have joined my first contest and would love to have you guys come rate and vote for me. I am in the running for the hottest mom. If you think i qualify go and vote for me....over and over again
So Work Was Work
hate the bees more than ever!! cant wait to find a new slave labor job!!!!
Misfits - Children In Heat (live)
Children in heat They have no conscience No resistance You gotta see this big reaction No resistance Cellophane sex, a new way of life With your heart in your throat And the other alive You've been pissin', pissin' blood Pissin' blood for seven days No resistance No resistance No resistance Children in heat You can't control them Why they're away and away They're always gonna run away Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away Children in heat Are young little kindle wood I see them burning They all changed their names to Chicago No resistance No resistance No resistance Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away and away They're always gonna run away Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away and away They're always gonna run away Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away
~ Phil Collins - Against All Odds ~
A Day In My Life
well to day i get a call my fav uncal had a heart attac and is in icu and one of my other uncals was cliped and found in the river my baby girl is ghoing in to suggry this week and i most likely wount be able to be there for her cuz im 2500 mile from her now and cant leve for a few days soany how just a lot of other stuff on mind as well but not for here right now
What Natural Disaster Should I Make Love During? Lol
You should make love during an earthquake The gyrations will only add to your already stellar performance. Plus it saves you the money you would spend on those magic fingers in the motel. Take this quiz at
Horoscope For Today Hmmm Ponders On Ths A Bit
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate
~ Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight ~
I can still seen the beginning of Miami Vice every time i hear this :)
How Much Of A Stoner Am I? Lol
You are 92% stoner You are a huge stoner. You are probably stoned right now. You like the constant escapism and brownies… yeah definitely brownies. Your motto “Whatever gets you through your life, it’s alright” Take this quiz at
Vin Vin
Ok since I don't like to post deep personal thoughts and such for everyone to see I decided I would share stories from my personal experiences some can be rather entertaining. This particular story dates back to around 02-03 school year at Baylor University in Waco TX. I had a group of friends who were well geeks, nerds, dorks, outsides, what ever category the snotty rich kids of campus decided to give us but we were also pranksters with each other and the other students. We had recently learned from what friend that In the Japanese language some of the words for modern objects reflect the sound they make. Of course it didn't take it long to go to the gutter and we soon knew how to say green vibrator in Japanese. Well one of the crew wasn't there for this particular discussion and we decided that he would be the target of a practical joke. We were gong to try and figure out to get him to yell this across the main cafeteria on campus. The plant that unfolded was we were
Horoscope For Today
It's okay to bare your teeth for a good cause -- just as long as you remember to flash a charming smile before or after. It keeps the people around you on their toes -- which is just how you like them! im wondering whats the good cause is gonna be, and where it will take me.
38 Special - Hold On Loosely (live @ Sturgis '99)
You see it all around you Good lovin' gone bad And usually it's too late when you, realize what you had And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago, Who told me, Just Hold On Loosely, but don't let go If you cling to tightly, you're gonna lose control Your baby needs someone to believe in And a whole lot of space to breathe in It's so damn easy, when your feelings are such To overprotect her, to love her too much And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago Who told me, Just Hold On Loosely, but don't let go If you cling too tight babe, you're gonna loose control Your baby needs someone to believe in And a whole lot of space to breathe in Don't let her slip away Sentimental fool Don't let your heart get in her way yeah, yeah, yeah, You see it all around you Good lovin' gone bad And usually it's too late when you, realize what you had And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago, Who told me, Just Hold On Loosely, but don't l
And From Now On........
And from now on, in my life, this is the only voice that I follow. Disregard what society says and BE YOURSELF...... because there is nothing more difficult than watching a beautiful soul fade into someone else's dream.
Camping Fun --- Bbw Erotica
We have been planning this camping trip for a couple of weeks now. Finally it's time to go. My friends, Sherry and Carl told me to meet them at their place. I pull into their driveway and see Alex's truck there. Alex is a good friend of Carl's, so I'm not surprised to see him here, what I didn't know is that he is going camping with us. Since Sherry and I are best friends, and Carl and Alex are friends, I have been around Alex many times. We always get along really well. He has a great sense of humor and makes me laugh. I am glad to see him here, our trip will be even better. I notice the truck is already loaded and so is Sherry's car. I get my stuff out and set it next to her car. All three come out of the house, and are ready to go. We load my things and head out. Sherry and I are in her car and the guys are in Alex's truck. Sherry and I chat about our day and then she says, "Carl and I just have a small tent, but Alex has one, so I guess you will have to stay in his." I look at her,
Grrr. I had an invitation to go out with a group of people tomorrow, but I'll be sleeping so I can work all night. I could be hanging out with my new neat friends, but no! I'm going to be responsible and earn my salary. Well, the phone is ringing off the hook and it's work-related, as I'm at work. Quite possibly, I will blog later. Toodles.
Nothing New
well i am on my way to enjoying the single life finally after being single for more than 3 yrs. lol. last week i got my nose pierced and last night i got my eyebrow done!!!! i guess i have officially gone crazy. just updating my status. have a good week and be safe.
~ Eric Clapton - You Look Wonderful Tonight ~
Talk Talk - Talk Talk
Hey hey hey What did I tell you before when I was up Anxiety was bringing me down I'm tired of listening to you talking in rhymes Twisting round to make me think you're straight down the line All you do to me is talk talk Talk talk talk talk All you do to me is talk talk Talk talk talk talk All you do to me is talk talk If every sign that I see is complete Then I'm a fool in your game And all you want to do is tell me your lies Won't show the other side you're just wasting my time All you do to me is talk talk Talk talk talk talk All you do to me is talk talk Talk talk talk talk All you do to me is talk talk When every choice that I make is yours Keep telling me what's right and what's wrong Don't you ever stop to think about me I'm not that blind to see that you've been cheating on me And here you laugh at me when I'm up I see you when you're crying for me when I'm down I see you when you're laughing at me when I'm up I see you when you're crying for me All
Who Wants To Ct Marry The Midnight Zombie Girl!!! :)
Okies.. here goes...... I see alot of the Ct marriages going on.. And I think its soooooooo kewl........:0) ..... So just for shits and zombie giggles.... Everyone and anyone yeppers including you woman...... Cuz I love the ladies too.. hehe.. :) ...Send me an email/comments, as to why you would like to Ct marry me..... Remember its in SICKNESS and in health.. And I am a very sick little Zombie... If you have read my blog.... """ This is my Real Life"""" You would know....And why should I pick ooooooh and dont forget ... Diamonds are a girls best friend..... lol... :0) Now lets seee some heavy Zombie girl lovin............. .......Midnight Zombie Girl.......
What Is My Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
"i Am A Witch"
"I AM A WITCH" RIBBON CAMPAIGN FOR 2007 "I AM A WITCH" When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a "Witch". When I stand up for those I love, they call me a Witch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a Witch. Being a witch entails raising my children to be strong people Who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility Who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in Who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a witch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, With all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a witch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a witch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone else's maid or when I
Vote For Hustle
Random Sexual Thoughts.......
Okay so I was sitting here wondering when it's my time... My time to have this again.... So I hope you all enjoy... I'm in kind of a writing mood so there may be more to come..........~~~~~ ~~I can't wait for the time to feel your hands all over me discovering the curves of my body.... The anticipation of your kiss on my lips to look into your eyes as you move slowly closer to close my eyes and feel your breath on my neck slowly moving down my body... as you slowly enter me as I tilt my head back and gasp from the sensation of feeling you inside of me.... my hands on your back.... gripping you tigher with each thrust.... then the feeling of our bodies becoming one.... moving simultaniously in motion... as we reach euphoric bliss...~~
How Fuckable Am I? Lmao
You are 91% fuckable! Take this quiz at
~ Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven ~
Think About It!!!
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that > >take our breath.
~ Eric Clapton - Cocain ~
You Cant Have A Rainbow With Out Some Rain
Sometimes a little rain must fall. It doesn't make us weaker it makes us stronger. and sometimes we get blind sighted and let our guard down and others in. Sometimes it a good choice sometimes its a poor choice. But for whatever memories you make with your poor choices and as much as you want to forget them cause it hurts, they stick with you no matter what. It makes you feel like shit and when the one person who never let you down is gone. Where do you turn? You put your walls back up, you don't take them down, and you walk the other way. Leaving a past behind you and future to work towards. As easy as it would be to turn and end it all, thats a selfish turn in life, and time waits for no one. But for me, ive stopped time and stopped dealing and stopped couping and just put it on the back burner. A spot where no one will find it, where no one will ever hear it. Ive learned a valuable lesson in all this, i trust only in myself and very few in others.
Butterfly Encounter
Butterfly Encounter Out on a casual walk one day I met my Soul along the way, So startled that I'd never known Such wondrous joy could be my own. We danced on rainbow-colored beams For just a moment, so it seems. Our meeting brief, you'd soon depart To leave me with a longing heart. I lift my eyes to skies above And look for you, my soon lost love. I cannot grieve. I gained a sight to most denied--My Life's Delight. My spirit stays with you so high In glory bright, sweet butterfly.
This Sucks!!!!!
OK i used to be a cherry assassin .. now im just an assassin.. i dont like that...makes me feel like a fuckin killer.. I hate this!!!!!
Fubar's Bestest!!!
Go show them some lovin! They are my greatest friends on here! Fubar's BEST! Kathy BrattyBytch@ fubar BooBoo BooBoo.I ♥ Rob... Engaged@ fubar vicky Vicky@ fubar Mish MishNumber1 of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR. Founder Of Naughty Northerners@ fubar Jenn One Hot Momma ~A.K.A~ Cookie@ fubar Nancy ~*Ladygray*~@ fubar MArk ~Mark ~@ fubar alex cdncyborg*The Enchanted@ fubar warmer warmerthan@ fubar donna ¥>>Mø®ß¡ð P®¡n¢e$$ CT WIFEY TO =(¥)=¢åtmån=(¥)= CO FOUNDER OF *†ÐEV|L§ ®EJE©T§' †*:@ fubar kelly Notsoquiet ~ you figure out why@ fubar Sarah
Going Going Gone
well everyone i have decided to leave cherrytap or should i say fubar it was great knowing all of you and i will always think of you . you are forever in my heart.... i just think itis time for me to move on.. plus i have a great guy in my life that i rather spend my time with .. because he is amzing and worth it
Being Productive
For the past 2 days i feel that i have been very productive.. yesterday i took my daughter and her 10 yr old friend dakota (along with my mom) out to lunch then bowlin... we chilled a lil bit at home and then i got to work on the room that dess and i share... i tore everythin out from the toy boxes, to the dresser, to the closet.. moved the bed.. everythin .. it is so freakin nice the way i did it .. maybe i should get a job as a reorganizer or somethin.. NAH! I love my retail job so much! Oh yeah and today at work.. freakin awesome.. i didn't get as much done as i would have liked to.. I wanted to be all through my boys dept but i did get all of Boys 4-7x done... it was a lot of wooden fixtures I had to moved around.. lets just say i got my exercise.... hmmm. building muscle at kohls... lol... no wonder im so tired when i get home... anyways, i was able to put out a lot of merchandise in that dept today... I am proud of myself... for once... considering tues i wanted to pull my h
The 29 Ways For A Submissive To Get Into Trouble
1. Pushing limits does not mean making Mistress so angry that the vein above Their right eye throbs as her brow sweats. 2. "Quit it!" ;"OW, Damnit!" ;"I'm hiding that toy when You go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words. 3. "Oh my God, where did you get those. They are gorgeous!!!" Is not considered boot worship. 4. "Ya want fries with that?"; "Want me to drink it for You too?" are not appropriate remarks when Mistress gives you an elaborate drink order. 5. Flipping your Mistress off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have a way of knowing these things when you are a fan of Jackie Chan movies. 6. Putting lube, goop, superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the ____ of Mistress on their toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea. 7. Kicking the toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Mistress will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffes and make you crawl for it....repeat
Please Read
"I remember when the moment's laughter made me forget about the pouring rain then I looked up and saw your smile and it killed all my pain. But now your gone and time is lost left here with memories and thoughts. Of the good times that we shared but still haunted by the nightmares.Of the day you left me,yes the day you walked right out the door.Oh I came back and realized that you loved me no more.Well all the anger and the pain that i felt on that very day. Reminded me that laughter's just like the pouring rain. They both go away in time unlike the feelings deep inside and often times I wonder where is the place you hide.And now the moments laughter doesn't drown out the pouring rain.But how I wish to see your smile and have it kill this pain.But now your gone and time is lost left in this world without a cause. And as the time's ticking away I hope that you'll come back someday.Into my arms, into my life, and help me to be suffice.Cuz' as the time's ticking away we near our death's e
I Deserve Better.....
Out The Ghetto
heres one way to know your not in the ghetto anymore, i know everybody has seen the lil girls sellin lemonade for a nickle right. well today i went to check my mail and there was 4 girls standing on the corner sellin lemonade and they were chargin 2.50 for that same cup everyone use to pay a nickle for now thats just crazy u leave the ghetto and get hustled by the rich
Small World
So I go over to the main gym to work out and while I'm there I see someone who looks really familiar. I kept wondering where I know him from and all that stuff and finally it clicks. I go over and yeep, it's him. We were at the same base 10 years ago. He kinda remembered me so we got to talking about the "good ol days" and all. But isn't that so weird? Freaking 10 years ago and here we run into each other on a base in Iraq. It's been interesting for me because I did not make it all the way through that training but he did has been doing what I wanted to do for the past 9 1/2 years. It took me a long time to get over not making that training, a LONG TIME! It's the only thing I really wanted in life and I couldn't have it so I spent a long time depressed and wandering around without much desire or hope for the future. I used to be really religious and all but that experience altered my whole view on religion and life in general. So anyway, I've just been sitting here, thinking on wh
Ok Do I Speak Fucking English
Or is just english to me ,and fucking gibberish to everyone else? OMFG arghh!! everyone go away
~ The Kinks - Lola ~
Did I Miss The Memo?
WHAT THE FUCK? why did cherrytap change to fubar? i didnt see any sign of this happening. i logged in this morning before work and it was cherrytap, when i log in when i got home its fubar? why is this? what made it change? is the name gonna change every month or something? whats going on? i dont like fubar, i like cherrytap. wtf? Randy
Help Me Please.
~ Skid Row - In A Darkened Room ~
wow my name can it get any longer fuckin "A" i didn't think so but hey this is some funny shit anyone else wanna get crazy with me lol
~ Skid Row - I Remember You ~
I go down the drain. Through the Rain. Knocking down the pain. Through the ways I say today. Through the roman and the Greek And then the Diety I seek. Through the breathe of the wind. To wind up the bind. So mote it be. The person is to be.
From My Precious Friend Once Again: Passion Eyes
~ Skid Row - 18 And Life ~
Team Smoke Needs 10's....just Rates, Plz!!!
High Times Top 10
Where do you stand? Here are our top ten reasons marijuana should be legalized: 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy. 9. Arrests for marijuana possession disproportionately affect blacks and Hispanics and reinforce the perception that law enforcement is biased and prejudiced against minorities. African-Americans account for approximately 13% of the population of the United States and about 13.5% of annual marijuana users, however, blacks also acco
You think you know me but you don't. You think you can see me but you can't. Why you ask? I'm the drops of rain. I'm the waves that crash and break. I'm the dew on the leaves in the morning. I'm a shapless body, mind, and spirit. Water is my way I flow I help life grow. I'm her to please my Goddess in her journey. Around the bend down the cliff. To you I seek my way Through the creeks. As tears down your cheeks. I am water.
Fubar??? Wtf??
It was a big surprise to Me when I logged in today and saw Fubar!.. for a moment I thought, what the fuck?? did the site got hacked or what?? LOL... I had to stop at Babyjesus page to informed Myself of the new change... I think is going to get some getting used to this new name. In the meantime, I was looking up the word on the web and this is what I found on Wikipedia... So what do you think about the new name of the site?? FUBAR From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia FUBAR (disambiguation). FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"; see below for other variations. It is attested in the United States Army and other military settings, as well as civilian environments. Variations For purposes of euphemism, "Fucked" is sometimes replaced with "Fouled." Depending on situation or habit, "all" can be replaced with "any," and "repair" can be replaced with either "redemption," "recognition," "rescue," "re
~ The Zombies - Time Of The Season ~
Ok I Missed The Bullitin!!!!!
someone explain to me why its called fubar and not cherry tap anymore?
Fubar Meaning........
FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked up beyond all repair" World usage: There is a nightclub in Stirling, Scotland called "The Fubar." There is a pub in Paris, France called "Fubar" too (no relation with the nightclub above). Oxford Brookes (University) Students' Union (UK)'s Wednesday night party is called FUBAR A bar/dance club in Waterloo, Canada is called FUBAR. Located at the University Plaza between University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University. Chester University, Warrington Campus's (UK) Student Union bar is called the FuBar (Friendly Union Bar) Auckland, New Zealand has a nightclub called "FuBar" located on Queen Street Song: "F.U.B.A.R." in Cyco Miko 's 1996 Epic Records hardcore punk "Lost My Brain! (Once Again)" WANNA KNOW MORE? GO here
my ex is in jail... and thats all i care to elaborate on that subject. I mean i know for a definite that he wont be here for Gabriel or Gabriella's birth.. but i kinda expected that.
My Thoughts
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Levels Of Intimacy...
Metaphors 07/19/2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Bible uses a number of metaphors to describe our relationship to God at various stages. If you’ll notice, they ascend in a stunning way: Potter and clay. At this level we are merely aware that our lives are shaped—even broken—by a powerful hand. There isn’t much communication, just the sovereignty of God at work. Shepherd and sheep. At this stage we feel provided for, watched over, cared about. But beyond that, a sheep has little by way of true intimacy with the Shepherd. They are altogether different creatures. Master and servant. Many, many believers are stuck in this stage, where they are committed to obey, but the relationship is mostly about receiving orders and instructions and carrying them out. Father and child. This is certainly more intimate than being a servant; children get the run of the house, they get to climb on Daddy’s lap. These fortunate so
Sign My Guest Book!!
Could you all please sign my guest book!! It would mean alot to me thanks a bunch!! ( on my page )
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New Pics
ok i uploasded new pics i dont like them but hey chexck em out if u like
So here are my thoughts on the new name change. I like it. It is quite fitting for as often as the site crashes. There is really only one thing I've come across that I'm NOT liking. Anytime I leave a comment on a picture - it immediately sends me back to the default album. Ugh! Other than that, I sort of like the change. Change is good. Or so they say. Ahhhh welll.
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Fan Mail #2 (this One Is Very Good)
Ok, guys, I have to give this one a 10 for creativity, as far as I remember from all the messages I've got, this one, deserves some reading!.. of course he is getting a lot way ahead of himself thinking he will even get closer to do such things to Moi, but hey! we can't blame him for trying *wink* I have left his contact info just in case any of you would like to get to "know" him... LOL From: licksalotpuss Subject: wanting your opinion get back to me Date: Jul 18, 2007 20:17PM EST Gender: Male Age: 35 Seeking: Female Body Type: Don't Show Location: Connersville, Indiana United States I would meet you and start to kiss and lick all over your neck, suddenly grab you by your hair and throw you down hard on the bed. Turn you over, and begin kissing and licking the back of your neck, kissing n licking up n down your spine, turning you back over, working my tongue n lips down your body, working myself further and further down. Licking first at your thig
We Are All Strange..........
We are all strange in some way, Some of us like Myself are just better at it. By TheInkAddiction at 2007-07-17
Team Sf Thugs Need Help
My Poetry
The Angry American Part 7
As I really see who the REAL Americans are on here, I don't see many. Maybe this shouldn't go here, maybe I should just give up or quit, or otherwise leave it alone. However, I cannot do that, it has been brought to my attention that some of you don't want to repost bulletins that envolve anything to do with the Troops, and frankly...that saddens me. It amazes me how self absorbed some people really are, while they put on the face that they actually care. Ya know, there are very few people that actually do care. You all seem to lavish the freedoms that you have, and then you have no damn idea the prices paid for that very freedom. If you want to take me off your list, then do so, tell me that you did, and I will take you off of mine as well. Because I have had it with the self absorbed people. You don't want to deal with it? It's too hard for you, GET OVER IT. These soldiers that have paid the price deserve YOUR respect, and if you can't take 3 minutes out of your self absorbe
New Video I Made
I really loved Cherry Tap. :( I really don't know what I'm going to do. I do not wish to be associated with being "F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition" the phrase from which the acronym "FUBAR" is formed. I don't want that in my life really. I don't know if I'm going to be able to find a good perspective on this. I think I am still very well recognizable as myself and don't really want to be otherwise. I know I am probably taking it all too seriously, but I'm really not into the whole drugs and alcohol scene. Maybe I just don't belong here anymore.
The Little Things
As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike Because of an auto accident. One of them Missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take Time to change. One's Car wouldn't start. One went back to Answer the telephone. One had a Child that dawdled And didn't get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn't Get a taxi. The one that struck me was the man Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, Took the various means to get to work But before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today. Now when I am Stuck in traffic, Miss an elevator, Turn back to answer a ringing telephone... All th
To Be A Woman
I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don't mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling all that I am capable of doing but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding. ~ Anais Nin
Apocalyptica Bittersweet
Misfits - Hybrid Moments
if you're gonna scream, scream with me moments like this never last When new creatures rape your face Hybrids open up the door ooh baby when you cry your face is momentary you hide your looks behind these scars in hybrid moments give me a moment give me a moment give me a moment ooh baby when you cry your face is momentary you hide your looks behind these scars in hybrid moments in hybrid moments in hybrid moments in hybrid moments give me a moment give me a moment
Memo For Freud - Daina Chaviano
In the centre of the lake was an island full of castles inhabited by ants. Each rainy night came the warriors to spawn their spears of light that I frightened away by the cries of a vampire. Slowly I stretched out on the grass and you rolled over me. Over and again you plunged a smooth stake .................................into my vulva Like a silver nail .........................................and you smiled, I don't know why when I fall in love I have nightmares.
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why . . . Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why d
I am calm and charming and kind. I weep for the pain of others. I'm loving and compassionate, supportive of those in need. I am not vindictive. yet, I cannot stop dreaming of seeing you... your blood gushing from your body rich and red. and I smile, and turn and walk away. 9 July 2005
Dear Civilians...
Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: (1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. (2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. (3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. (4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress
Today July 19th
Hey Everyone! Well today wasent the best of days....another hot day in texas N i had to mow 4 lawns (yikes). My partner sliced his hand today but luckily he will be alright. Well Im gonna get going to play some basketball and dunk on some fools! Have a good one! Dont forget to rate my NSFW!
My Disabilty, Rsd
Reflex sympathetic dystrophy (RSD), also known as complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS), is a chronic progressive neurological condition that affects skin, muscles, joints, and bones. The syndrome usually develops in an injured limb, such as a broken leg. However, many cases of RSD involve only a minor, seemingly inconsequential injury, such as a sprain. And in some cases, no precipitating event can be identified. Pain may begin in one area or limb and then spread to other limbs. RSD/CRPS is characterized by various degrees of burning pain, excessive sweating, swelling, and sensitivity to touch. Symptoms of RSD/CRPS may recede for years and then reappear with a new injury. Types Two types of RSD/CRPS have been defined: Type 1 - without nerve injury Type 2 (formerly called causalgia) - with nerve injury Both types express the same signs and symptoms. Incidence and Prevalence Millions of people in the United States may suffer from this chronic pain syndrome. RSD/C
My Bliss
Against the tree - pull the hair back, lips slide to my neck. I gasp at fingers tightening on my nipples, can not catch my breath to scream - Slight moan as teeth graze, followed by a slow lick. Teeth sink into flesh, pricking skin - drops spring free. Another lick, cleansing blood. A deeper bite - flowing blood now, you suck it into you, swallowing, feasting on me and My bliss. 24 May 2005
Back To Work
Well since i am doing alot better n the doc says the spider bites r healing up well, i've strated back to work here. I never knew how much i truely missed it. Its been a dream of mine all these years to be a gunsmith and when i strated my shop a year and a half ago, it hasnt gotten old to me in the least.I hated being laid up n not working. But things r getting better each day, mom is getting better by leaps n bounds, so things r lookin up around here.Hope its going well fer everyone else too.
"f***ed Up Beyond All Repair."
FUBAR FUBAR is an acronym that originated in the military to stand for the words "f***ed up beyond all repair." This is often softened to "fouled up beyond all repair" in reference to hardware. The programming and documentation equivalent is "fouled up beyond all recognition." Sometimes the last word is "recovery" or "reconciliation" or "reason." In a Virtual Address Extension (VAX), the acronym FUBAR has been adapted to refer to the words "failed UniBus address register." Some programmers apparently managed to sneak this by humorless higher-ups, and the term stuck. F.U.B.A.R. International is the name of a film company founded in 1989 by several businessmen seeking adventure. They went on location to film natural disasters. Some of the disasters were artificially created, especially avalanches, which could be triggered by explosives. Company executives vacation in Vail, Colorado every year, and have become local celebrities. These days, F.U.B.A.R. International markets clothi
Whats Your Score
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Funeral For Cherry Tap
The Sweet 16, Final Results
Round 16 Boston 52.6% (30 votes) Foreigner 47.4% (27 votes) Round 15 E. L. O. 57.5% (23 votes) Genesis 42.5% (17 votes) Round 14 Queen 80.9% (72 votes) U 2 19.1% (17 votes) Round 13 Motley Crue 72.7% (48 votes) Deep Purple 27.3% (18 votes) Round 12 Heart 64.0% (32 votes) Pat Benetar 36.0% (18 votes) Round 11 Emerson, Lake, & Palmer 60.0% (18 votes) Yes 40.0% (12 votes) Round 10 The Eagles 80.0% (48 votes) The Allman Brothers Band 20.0% (12 votes) Round 9 Elton John 45.8% (27 votes) The Beatles 54.2% (32 votes) Round 8 Lynyrd Skynyrd 93.8% (45 votes) The Outlaws 6.3% (3 votes) Round 7 Aerosmith 83.0% (88 votes) Fleetwood Mac 17.0% (18 votes) Round 6 The Rolling Stones 48.4% (31 votes) Journey 51.6% (33 votes) Round 5 The Moody Blues 53.7% (29 votes) Paul McCartney & Wings 46.3% (25 votes) Round 4 Rush 44.6% (25 votes) Tom Petty 55.4% (31 votes) Round 3 Van Halen 61.0% (36 vote
Easy Banana Nut Bread
EASY BANANA NUT BREAD 1/2 c. butter 1 c. sugar 2 eggs 3 crushed bananas 2 c. flour 1 tsp. soda Pinch of salt 1/4 c. nuts Cream butter and sugar; add eggs. Beat well. Add bananas and flour, soda, salt and nuts. Pour in greased loaf pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour.
New Stuff
Despite It All
Despite It All Despite the place, That I'm now in, This corner of my life, That tells where I've been... Despite the set backs, That I face, Or of the tears, That leave a trace.... Despite the time, That distance brings, Or life's little quirks, And all other things... Despite the fact, That i still live, Memories of a past, I can't forgive... Despite the rains, That flood the trail, Despite lifes winds, A force of gale... Despite the moon, Laying hidden behind, The tracks of time, Within my mind... Despite harsh words, Wispered aloud, Or of the sun, Behind the clouds.... Despite the way, Life
Rewritting History
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She Spreads Her
He takes her in his arms and she is lost. All she can do is hang her head in his magical presence. It all she can do to catch her breath...she starts to get dizzy from the impact of his simply being in front of her. He looks at her, raises her face to his look at him. She can but barely look him in the face...for she is not suppose to. "Are you ready for me?" He asks. "Yes," She replies. He slaps her face lightly but firmly...."Yes, what?" He demands. Shocked...she remembers her error, "Yes, I am ready, Master," she carefully speaks. Master backs from her...letting her tremble as he walks around her. He takes in what is now his property, his Slave. He wonders how far she can be pressed and if in this first meeting she will use her safe word...will he make sure of it? "I want to see you now!" He demands. She stands there too scared to move, and shy even though she only wished to please him. He takes her shirt all but ripping it off her...the rest of her clothes come
ok so i just got back from the pub and so maybe a little drunk but still tommo and i have a great new idea and with enough money and plaanning it minght just wrk we are going to start or own brewery and import beer comapny i dont know if the beer was talkng or aether it was for real but with a $100 at stake i think iit was fr the best part agood idea still looking to make some monay and after 3 hours this was the best we could think besides the other companies that we we own between us thnink we have got it all sorted stil i hope youa re all having lots of fun out thtere dont forget to drop somew love and i m sure i will get back to do the same stilll to you have fun tp x
What Men Want
There is much confusion out there about what, exactly, guys are looking for. Browse through your neighborhood Barnes & Noble and see the tables covered with books about how to land this guy, that guy, that guy's rich, married friend, etc. Sigh, after all the millenia we have attempted to co-exist and yet it remains such a mystery. The truth is it's quite simple. Men want someone really, really insecure. Not just about their weight or their hair but someone that cannot make a decision about what cereal to eat for fear they will choose incorrectly, and naturally lose their true love forever. Men also want someone who isn't afraid to drink too much and act like a senior at prom after one too many gulps from the NyQuil. Honestly, is there anything more entertaining or heart-warming than being with a grown woman who shows the world her panties when falling over in a crowded eatery and then vomits on the door to your car? No. Real men treasure those moments when afterwards, fu
The New Names
Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000
TEXAS: Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply... Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy? - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous. And not becuase of that fake ass "bro-ho" "so-cal" shit that yall think makes you "Famous", fuckers. - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes l
Well I Give Up
why do i always get the guys who fall for my friends? makes me feel like im not good enough for anyone. its bullshit. im thinking about deleting my yahoo and my cherrytap bc every guy who talks to me talks to her and never gives me a shot. im so done with back stabbing friends
Slow On The Take
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5 Questions On Weed
#1)Would you rather smoke from a Joint or a Bong? #2)Do you like to smoke by your self or with a friend? #3)Do you buy the Regs or the Krypts? #4)Why do you smoke? #5)Are you smoking Now?and chilling out?
Please Help Me Help Baby Kaleb
Hello everyone as most of you know about the Baby Kaleb story Thank GOD that he is home now but Kaleb and his family still need our help. I am going to do a benifit concert for Kaleb but I was told that unless I get the word out and get and make sure that people come to the benifit concert it will not be a good turn out for me nor the church that is considering to hold the concert at. I need as many people as possible to spread the word that they will be a benifit concert for Baby Kaleb in Stevensville Michigan and that we need as many people to show up and give Love Donations at the concert there will be the concert its self and a few tables that sell other things and every cent of the money raised will go directly to Kaleb and his family. I was also told that it would be a better turn out and much more easyer to get people to come to the concert if Kaleb and his family were there. So lets all come together as a family of GOD and do whatever it takes to Help this MIRICLE of GOD and s
First British Godmother....
Lets make Mish the first British Godmother! Fan her.. Rate her pics and stash! Fubar Lovin!! xox MishNumber1 of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR. Founder Of Naughty Northerners@ fubar
A Real Petition
A Real Petition Current mood: Motivated!!! Ok guys, you've all seen the petitions that float around online- "sign to save blah, sign to support blah, blah, sign to donate to blah, blah, blah. Then it's usually followed by a list of first names or screen names a mile long. Anyone who has ever signed a real petition knows you have to put your real name and address (not to mention be a registered voter) so that your signature can be verified by your state's legislature or congress or whoever the bill goes before (ever actually signed those petitions those guys at outside Wally-world hassle you for..lots of stuff to write down, right?). My point? The bulletin petitions you see on here are pretty much useless... ...except this one. In short- this is a petition to make insurance pay for a mandatory 48hrs in the hospital after a masectomy. Many insurance companies don't allow this and even want to turn masectomi
Marking Your Territory
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Good Girls Can Have Good Sex Too!
Well, I'm new here at fubar or cherrytap or whatever the name is but I must admit I am having so much fun! I love meeting new people and sharing what I do with others. I help people MAKE LOVE FUN! Sex should be something enjoyed by both men and women. Yes, I said women should enjoy too! Good girls can and should have great sex too...not just the bad ones! No, I am not here to advocate extra marital affairs rather to spice up things up so no one wants to. Please feel free to buy me a drink and chat for a while!
Meat Pies
Reverse Physcology
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The Art Of Conversation
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Help Me
I need help leaveling up. please rate my pics and stash.
I'm Sorry...............
I'm Sorry... For all the mean things I might have said. I'm Sorry... For all the things I did or didn't do. I'm Sorry... If I ever ignored you. I'm Sorry... If I ever made you feel bad or put you down. I'm Sorry... If I ever thought I was bigger or better than you. I Love You... Don't ever forget that! Through bad times and good, I'll always be here for you. I am Sorry... For everything wrong I've ever done. I'm writing this because what if tomorrow never comes? What if you never get to say good-bye or give a BIG hug to the people you care about? What if you never ever get to see them again, We could die at any moment without knowning.: Next year, this month, tomorrow, any hour any sec. What if you never get to say I'm sorry or I love you? **Please send this to everyone you know or care about** Because what if tomorrow never comes? 20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping on clouds, 9 are playing, and 1 is reading this message. Send this message to 10 favorite people that means alo
Guess Book
Please stop by and sign my guess book
It Takes All Kinds
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5 Questions On Nasty Things!
#1)Did you ever Fart in Public at a Family Resturant? #2)Have you ever been on a date and you shit in your pants? #3)Did you ever have a Poopie Butt? #4)Did you ever have a Girl or Guy kiss you and they vomited in your mouth? #5)Did you ever step in Dog Shit while u were walking your Dog and those were ur brand new shoes? Thank you for Reading and Responding to my Blog! hugs n kisses
Military Friends OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk ass hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff untill they PCS. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for l
You Dont Know Me 5
ok so here’s the deal you have to tell me at least 5 interesting facts that no one knows about you for each subject. then tag 5 people to do it as well so you can learn something about them! GO! MEDICAL- 1.precious has really bad eyesight 375/400, and it is deteriating. 2.precious has her tubes tied 3. Lord Fury broke His collerbone in high school playing football. 4.precious broke her arm when she was 11 by playing crack the egg on the trampoline with her firends. 5.Lord Fury has never been in the hospital to stay. He is very healthy. FAMILY- 1. Lord fury and precious are married and have been married for ten years. 2. precious was adopted by her step dad when she was 2 yrs old, she didnt know of it until she was 12 when her parents told her, and just recently about 2 months ago she found her real father who lives about 20 minutes away from us. 3. Lord Fury's parents own 3 companies, a floor cleaning comapny, a real estate business, and an antique com
Huge Trouble Maker
This gal below and I had it out. I blocked her and now shes spreading lies. You Might wanna block her. She emailed me some very nasty stuff. But shes a trouble maker and I guess cause I blocked her she's going around and spreading lies! Sinnocence@ fubar
Hurry Up!!!
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Word Up
Get It Right!!
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Office Sunblock
I sometimes Walk by her Just for the view Not lustful thing Or just something To do I can sense Something special A different kind Of soul She just kinda Warms you While your taking A stroll The exquisite beauty That emits from Inside Is better Than sexy It helps you Feel alive When you glance Over at her You see a true Piece of art A tiny speck Of my journey One of my Favorite parts
so how is everyone digging the new name? so far it hasnt quite sunk in yet. i AM certain that i want to get off of the level I'm on..Fuberlord. :/
Can We Put It Back?
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5 Questions On Sex!
#1)What is your 2 most Favorite sexual Positions? #2)Do you like Foreplay? #3)Do you like Recieving Anal Sex or Giving Anal Sex? #4)Are you Straight,Lesbian,Bisexual,or Gay? #5)What was the most Strangest or oddest place u have ever had sex at? Thank you for taking the time OUT to read and respond to my blog! Hugs and Kisses xoxoxo
He's Lying
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Confusing But It Does Work..
Does anyone have an understanding of what “love” is at all? The Biblical definition of love: 1 Corithians Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it is not arrogant or rude. Love does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrong, but rejoices in the right. Love bears all things; believes all things; hopes all things; endures all things. Sonnet XLIII, from the Portuguese. Elizabeth Barrett Browning - 1806-1861 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lo
Feeding Survey Addictions
1.Ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person? yep 2. Can you see a phone right now? if I turn around 3. What are you listening to? Hannah Montana lol 4. Where is it coming from? in here, out there 5. Last thing you ate? macaroni salad 6. What was the last thing you saw on T.V? Hannah Montana (see above "listening" question) 7. Who was the last person other than family you saw? Michelle, maybe 8. Your current feeling? excited...big storm coming 9. Last alcoholic beverage you tasted? I don't even remember 10. Song stuck in your head? Game 11. Acoustic or electric guitars? Acoustic 12. When is the last time you laughed out loud? This afternoon 13. What are you wearing? t-shirt...I've been hiding from the 101 degree heat all day 14. What is the greatest number of people you've been in front of? it was a lot, and it was a long time ago lol 15. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? once 16. Have you ever taken a shower while you we
I'm Perfect
I'm sorry when I believed you when you said you'd love me forever, I'm sorry I thought we could do anything as long as we were together. I'm sorry you feel that everyone takes advantage and treats you like shit, I'm sorry you can't see how you and I are perfect. I'm sorry we don't always get along and often fight, I'm sorry there's nothing I can say or do to put this right. I'm sorry you can't hold me tight and make this all go away, I'm sorry I'll never get the chance to have your baby someday. Most of all I'm sorry you can't see what's true.... the most perfect love right infront of you.
Hospital Emergency Room
As anyone of my friends would know I only have one kidney that works. My right one shut down several months ago and I found out the Sunday before Valentines day about it. Who knows how long it has really been shut down. Here is my story about my visit to the Emergency Room last night. I get off of work at 9pm and decide that I will go to the emergency room after getting a Mcdonalds sweet tea. My kidney was hurting pretty bad and I have been having difficulty urinating. I tell this to the triage nurse and get my braclet and my paper work done,ect. About twenty minutes later they call me back the emergency room and me thinking as anyone else would..I would be put in a room with a door or a cubby with a curtain. Nope..that is not what happened at all. I was led to a ambulance bed ( a stretcher with wheels) and it was in the HALLWAY of the hospital. So I sat there with NO PRIVACY, NO BLANKET, and NO PILLOW. I waited for a while until the nurse came back and took all of my information an
Host A Passion Party!!
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For My Friends Who Don't Read Their Bulletins
If you are one of the many friends who have your bulletins turned off on your home page...for me, real quick, go to your account settings under MY profile and turn the bulletins ON on your home page, and REPOST the bulletin I posted a few minutes ago, please. When you repost it, it goes out to all your friends, some or all of which may or may not be on my friends list. This the value of reposting a bulletin for someone. I would appreciate it.
New Page
Hi everyone I changed some stuff on my page and would like everyone to stop by and take a look and let me know what you think.I plan to change it every few weeks so please keep checking on it. Thanks Alot
{you Define Semper Fi}
{You Define Semper Fi} You were all so young when you died and with all my honesty, to this day I never knew why. All of my life I have been haunted as to why it was you and not I. As God is my witness you define Semper Fi. I saw some of you this very morning at 2:00 a.m. You awakened me from my sleep screaming for help, but as hard as I try I can never reach you. Perhaps it’s because you look down from your place so high. I know you are seated at the right hand of God, You define Semper Fi. From my same dream I saw an old man in the mirror of life I questioned him carefully through a nervous cry Why were they all so young when they died? Why was it them and not I? I recognized the old man as myself, and was shocked with his reply. Oh you fool, do you not know why? They were so much greater than you and I. They were picked by God to define Semper Fi. There are those who tell me that because of war, I am cursed. I
Red Neck Book Of Manners
Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners ***GENERAL BEHAVIOR*** 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. ***DINING OUT *** 1. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. ***ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME *** 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. ***PERSONAL HYGIENE *** 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone... Deodorant is a waste of good money. **
Got Drunk
so check it out one nite i got drunk off my ass and i was on the phone with somebody the whole time i was drinkin but they didnt even think about tellin me to stop drinkin, but anyway to continue the story i was out said sittin on the fire hydrent singing for like an hour while smokin a cigar and talkin on the phone, next thing u know some guy comes walkin down the street and starts talkin to me about somethin and ill could remember was i invited him to a party that wasnt happening
And He Did It.... :p
I have to admit that I am really shocked that my dearest best friend Bill has actually gotten out of the National Guard... :) No, I take that back. I am NOT as shocked as I should be. But this was a LONG time coming according to him, since he has been doing the whole thing (Army, Navy, Marines) before the Guard, and he really needs to slow down some. But then again, he doesn't know how. Tonight he is going to go and sign up for the State Guard. (I didn't even know we had one to be honest) and so he is going to do that. Atleast that is over. We have also defined our relationship a little more. Yes, he is my best friend, but he is also the big brother I never had. I have to admit that I have had my fair share of problems and he has seen me get myself out of most of them. But also as his little sister I have to tell him at times that the girls he picks are not worth the time nor energy especially if they are treating him ugly. I won't stand for anyone treating a member of my family ugl
Another Time
Bringing up the past is slowly eating me feelings of worthlessness are crawling from the woodwork of my mind bringing forth memories rather best forgotten answering questions i never would before baring the layers to my soul pain so very close to overwhelming me tears threatening to fall so many things whispering the echos of cruel intentions, feeling numb today fear reeling inside of me why am i dredging up people and memories that haunt my nightmares when i was finally dreaming again to bring up the past raises questions questions i dont know if i have the answers too i was young, i was hurting, still am in so many ways feeling raw inside reopening old wounds in the hopes that being true to myself, and honest with you will bring me happiness that i only catch fleeting glances of i pray the nightmares that are going to haunt me will be worth it this time that taking this chance will not end up killing me because you already have the power to destroy
You Don't Know Me 5
ok so here’s the deal you have to tell me at least 5 interesting facts that no one knows about you for each subject. then tag 5 people to do it as well so you can learn something about them! GO! MEDICAL- 1. I am blind in my left eye. I was shot in it in 1992 I was 12 years old. I was an accident. My father was playing with a BB gun inside and he shot the gun and the BB hit the edge of the counter top and bounced and hit me in my eye. 2. I had my tonsils removed when I was 26 years old, and let me tell you I thought I was gonna die. 3. I had to have my ligiments and muscles reconstructed when I was in the 8th grade. I ripped them to pieces. 4.I have been diagnosed with having fibromyalgia. It is a muscle and joint disorder. I makes me hurt all of the time. And they do not know much about it. 5.I refuse to take alot of meds. The doctors all know this and they work with me to keep it down to a few. FAMILY- 1. I have two wonderful children. Ages 9 and 7. They
Wide Is The Gate
What is true? What is false? How do we tell the difference? Does it make a difference? The truth of a claim or statement is constantly called into question each and every day that we spend upon this earth. We try to instill in our children the importance of truthfulness and yet, how often do we exhibit that character trait? We want to be able to rely upon what we are told but at the same time, we are cynical. From a very early age we are told that your word means everything. Yet, that doesn’t seem to be “true” in everyday life. People seem to think that lies don’t happen in court; however, from personal experience I can tell you that lies happen everyday in the courtroom. Likewise, people want to believe that stories that appear in the newspaper must also be true; however, we also know that we cannot rely upon the written word because in many instances, those stories that appear in the written media (and over the airwaves) are false. A recent news event that brought bo
Applying For Social Security
After retiring, a man went into the office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability too."
Quack Quack!!
Just purchased season tickets for the DUCKS. WOOT WOOT!!!!! Can't wait!
There are thing that come to pass things we should never know no light to lead the way down the darkend road we look up and we wonder why is the world so grey why does it seem to fall on me why cant the sunlight stay they say God never gives you more than you can bear each day please God then help me find the strength to make the pain go away we have to pick ourselves up put the wind beneath the trees find that lonely rainbow put our troubles out to sea dust the darkness off let a smile light the way look up to the sky spread our wings and fly away follow your heart live outside the dreams show the world what youve got leave no spaces in between peace will come your way the sun gets brighter every day no more will u hide your friends and loved ones by your side J.Forsythe:2006
Dreaming of siblings can be pretty ordinary stuff. If you have brothers and/or sisters in waking life, it would be expected that in dreams of your family, they would be present. The important work of interpretation comes when either your sibling is missing, or if you suddenly acquire siblings in dreamland that do not ordinarily exist in the waking world. If your real-life sibling is noticeably absent from a dream event, it may reflect your perceptions of your family at large. While either you or your sibling may be at odds with the family, a dream of an incomplete family is a picture of fracture in one or more of the possible relationships. Sometimes, if you are experiencing particularly strong identification with a co-worker, they will show up in dreams as a newfound sibling. If the dream solution to the new sibling is a comfortable arrangement, this may herald a positive partnership. However, this event can be a little troubling. In dreams of this nature, you may feel as thoug
Rules Of Drunk Dialing
The Rules of Drunk Dialing... very helpful and informative 1.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 2. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex."Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well
Just When Things Were Looking Good....bam!!
Have you ever noticed that just when things are looking good.. BAM!!!! Shit hits the fan.. and it splatters like hell all over the place. Things just get worse and worse.. GRRRR!!! Well, all I can say is that God won't give me anything I can't handle.. man he must think I am a freaking superhero today or something. It just seems like things are just getting worse by the day today.I guess I don't have to worry about the world ending today though.. it's already tomorrow in Australia.. LOL. I just had to vent a bit. I am done now.
Cherrytap To F.u.b.a.r.
My take on the Name change for Cherry... If you don't like it you can kiss my ass.... Mike(baby J) and Scrapper have worked hard on this's their work and their decision. If you don't like it leave. It's here whether you want it or not...haters can go do the donkey thingy. I, for one, appreciate the hard work that's put into this site to make it enjoyable and full of competion. I think it's the best site on the internet... You don't like it? There's the door >>>>delete your account and STFU! Now...come kick my ass if you want.
Feeling kinda confused today. Kinda low, kinda sad, kinda happy...a little. One of those weird days, ya know? Met someone today, this morning, someone interesting. Done got my head all fucked up! Hey, i'm a redneck we say stuff like that, ok? Anyway, still missing my ex, still in love with Chris, still hanging on. Life is weird.Still trying to figure it all out.
Just Wanted Everyone To Know.....
Confused People
i have a lot of weird and confused people around me. my cuzzin who is 21 now is completely confused. he started off as a gang member then he wanted to be a rapper, then he tried to be a skater which hes pretty good at skating and got sponsored but the he quit skatin to go back to bangin. then he tried to be a pimp, and now hes back on a skateboard, so ill keep u posted on what he decides to do next. another confused person is a good friend of mines, this guy had the world pretty much given to him. his girlfriend moved him into her house bought him everything he wanted and he left her so he could be a pimp and now he has nothin. that nigga is confused.
Married Life- Makes My Eyes Tar Up, Such A Happy Ending
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband although very much in love, couldn't wait to got out on the town and party with his good buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going Coohcy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door of the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he could think of saying was "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "yes, Tootsie Roll, but at th
Contest Idea
Alright I got a couple day jobs and thinking about doing a contest for a VIP first place prize, now this contest idea is going to be the I'm number one contest. basic rules: 1. Lowest rate wins 2. in case of tie in rating score most number of rates wins of the tie 3. in case of continue tie lowest number of comments win. you are encouraged to go to other's pictures and rate high and comment if you like, but you want to rate your picture low. this idea came about because i'm tired of people complaining about getting a 1 or less and this is to be fun, because i know for a fact that not one person on this site has given a perfect ten to everyone they come across. so if you are interested in seeing this contest become fact just leave a comment and when i get the money if you want in i'll let you know i'll be holding it and get the preparations started, so FU if you steal this idea it's a bats original
Nite Hawks
ok family nite hawks need sum help in this contest go show love an not just 5or 10 mins eithier i will be watchin
What If...
What if I died tonight?...Name one thing you will never forget about me. This is interesting, to see the things people remember about you..maybe some things you may have forgotten about yourself.
Pain. What exactly is it? Is it the physical or the mental, or is it perhaps both? What causes it? Breaking up with the love of your life? A family member dying? Falling off your bike & scraping your knee? Or is it all of them? How do you explain heartbreak? because you feel the pain...but its indescribable. I've recently found this out. Trying to explain why i dont feel good to my friends. Heartbreak. I recently went thru a break up with my boyfriend of 19 months. We were in love. and the break up was out of nowhere, my guess is another girl. oh joy. It makes me wonder if i wasnt good enough, not perfect enough. But all good things must come to an end...
Professional Dress
So I'm dressed professionally for the corporate people to day and I really have to say I hate long sleeved shirts! its waaaay to fucking hot. I'm dying of heat exhaustion I swear to god. . Also they changed cherry I noticed. I think I like it now. . .fubar is a good name. I wonder how long it'll stick
Funny Joke
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!" ok i seen this posted on a
Split Up The Middle
Split Up The Middle Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." "Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
let there after only what? 3 weeks? it was pretty ok the first couple weeks... this past week has almost been an 'i want my mtv' kinda thing...cept mtv sucks...but ya get the point. im actually drinking a pop today. stop the presses i know. it really is superfantastic not having pepsi in the house. keeps the weight down... and the hyperactivity down to a minimum. children and caffeine should never ever mix. i detest the chemical reaction in their brains. makes me wanna go on a rampage. but today i needed some cash... n moms wanted a fuckit. one a month never hurt anyone or somethin else that makes sense. im tired. satan had me up at 8. less than thrilled. she's teething. its not pleasant in the least she dun wanna eat. she dun wanna sleep she just wants ta cry n sit in mah lap. eff that. theres a fly in the house i'll hafta have Munchkin go catch it for her terrarium. she'll dig that. *nod* i swear to christ if i read one more mu
Hubby Doing Well
just wanted to let you guys know that my husband had surgery this morning around 7 am. he was in surgery for 3 and half hours, but is home and sleeping soundly. everything went great they were able to reattach the muscle and tendons, and ligaments back to the elbow. he has a long road of recovery ahead of him, but if he will listen to the doctor and follow orders, (lol too stubborn wont happen), he will make a full recovery. thank you to all of you who wished him well and said prayers for him too.
Laugh For July 19
Got Milk? A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
Quote For July 19
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished. -Confucius Bonus Quote: How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young? -- Paul Sweeney This public service is brought to you daily by FUBAR's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
The New Baby
I havent even had my first rat a week, and I already got a second. Ill get to that in a moment. I got help through a program for 50% of the back rent I owe, so it looks like I wont be evicted. THANK GOD! All I have to do is pay the money back @ $20 a month. Anyway, although I will be posting more pics in a couple minutes, here is the new baby. Its BLURRY as fuck, they dont sit still long lol.(Obviously, the smaller one is the baby, the other one is the one Ive had a week.)
Name Change
One thing I don't get is how to make the fonts larger and the other thing I don't get is what's with the name change?
Ok I have finally gotten back on here and I wanted to let everyone know that Daniel is here!!! He was 9 lbs 7 and a half oz and 20 in...
When all but written; said and done; The blazing sun sinks deep behind A far horizon, she'll make her run As darkness falls; the day refined Clouds roll and thicken, fill the space Stars once shining, have lost their place Faint echoes of thunder stir the air Resonating off this concrete lair Within these musty walls of gloom A sacred hollow, to retreat- Lies way beneath the castle rooms Secluded chamber, a place so sweet Deathly silence; she fills the air The only sound, a faint heartbeat Outside, the sound of pouring rains, Seep through these walls and in my veins Alone; such joy- placed in a sadness To write forever; subdue such madness Alone; as demons watch overhead- Witness words about the dead Alone; such pain- but 'tis a pleasure When verse be done; create such treasure Sweet torture; all I've ever known Tis no place like to be alone
Whats up with the change? Is there possiable legal issues? Its funny I made this Blog up earlier and for some strange resson it disappaired. Cherry tap was great. I enjoyed busting a few. But flubber?
Sick Of Shit
I woke up this morning already moody from the night before...ahh fuck it....FUCK THE WORLD!!
A Thought During A Conversation With A Friend...
my spirit and my body co-exsist... but are two separate things.... i can be a warrior and not be filled with hate.... i can love, and embrace without sacrificing my warrior spirit, in fact im coming to learn that compassion and love are parts of the true warrior spirit
To Whoever Did It
Okay to whoever used my reflections photo and claimed themselves to be her, your f**kin pathetic. grow up get a life if you cant deal witht he fact your either A) not popular or B) a fat cow that is so hideous youd burn the nose hairs off a dead nun or C)both, then know what you truly are pathetic. I cant stand people taking someone elses phtoo and claiming it to be them especially since the shit has happened to me someone went around the net claiming to be me i had to spend a week going on fucking cam to show everyone hey yeah i am who i say i effin am and now someones doing it to a person i know thats pretty d@mn lame. i hope she finds out who you are because im pretty sure she will want to take your @ss to court over this and trust me, she can
what the hell? CT changed to this is wierd, any one know why the hell it changed? when i first joined the site it was something else, then it changed to Cherry tap, now its dude what the hell? why doese it keep changing?
Kt List
Hello Kitty Bathroom Set [Pending, mail.] Hello Kitty Bed Set (Twin) Hello Kitty Body Pillow ($25 - $30) Hello Kitty Calendar (2008) ($10 - $15) Hello Kitty Camera Hello Kitty Chopsticks Hello Kitty Coffee Pot Hello Kitty Curling Iron ($40 - $60) Hello Kitty DVD Player/Progressive Scan (Vertical) ($80 - $140) Hello Kitty Guitar (Acoustic) ($199 - $250) Hello Kitty Guitar (Electric) ($170 - $200) Hello Kitty Hair Dryer ($18 - $25) Hello Kitty Hair Dryer (Mini) Hello Kitty Hamper Hello Kitty Humidifier ($35 - $43) Hello Kitty Ice Tray ($8.50 - $15) Hello Kitty iPod Dock Hello Kitty Keyboard ($52 - $65) Hello Kitty Locker Hello Kitty Microwave ($75+) Hello Kitty Mini Fridge/Warmer ($50) Hello Kitty Mouse Hello Kitty Perfume Hello Kitty Phone (Cell) ($120 - $600) Hello Kitty Phone (Home) Hello Kitty Rice Cooker ($120-$150) Hello Kitty Shake Maker [Pending, mail.] Hello Kitty Straightener/Crimper Hello Kitty Table Lamp (With LED Night Light) ($45 - $55) Hello
Help Out A Friend
hey there everyone this is my first blog and im doing this to help out a good friend of mine. his name is john and he needs to level up so everyone go and check out his profile and add him as a friend fan him rate him and hell do the same for you. all you gotta do is follow this link to his page and help him out shader4life@ fubar hes a good guy just in need of some help.
No Means No
back a few years ago they ran a campaign In the north In New hampshire "NO MEANS NO" domestic Violence had taken a turn for the worst when I am man broke a restraining order and was given a very light sentence 4 months he was a real ass and seemingly so a sick person he didn't take no for answer he got out of jail and hid in his girlfriends house and waited till she come home from work and stabbed her 38 times killing her then himself, point?? there are guys on Fubar that are getting upset about women that are not opening their picture folders even when they (the guys) are invited to be friend, this hits me hard I'm not sure who raised these men but they are not men they are sick people that need to seek help and fast cause NO MEANS NO weather its a folder or a touch or a word NO MEANS NO...where are the morals of some men here? what makes a man think that he do anything and say anything without thinking about consequences for all my women friends on Fubar if a man is overly persistent
yet another blog, lol... we're actually having conversation in there, and he's about 6000 comments down...even just 10 per person will help
New Pics...
I wish there was a way to let everyone know online or not that i have new pics up if this works thats cool...but i need more comments on my pics and stuff..its like rating is all people know how to so when u get a chance go and check my pics out and send me some comment love ok..i will return the favor! rate me fan me crush me love me leave some comments plz!!!!! "Tampa Lesbian 2007" #1 lesbian around!!!..LMAO!
Will U Help?
ok my good friend hotguyinachair is trying to reach a goal of one thousand profile rates and i am trying to help him so can u plz check him out and show him somme good fubar lovin u know if u rate him i am sure he will reciprocate the lovein back at ya seeing as i have probably already rated ya mwah loves and hugs and snugs ~~~~angel~~~~ here is his link
Fubar And What The Name Means....
Now the site is no longer 'CherryTap' but "FUBAR" Now it stands for F**KED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR(RECOGNITION too) But maybe it could also stand for what it might really mean to the members..... the: F**k yoU Bar. I just hope that the newbies..sorry Fubies don't take the "F' part of the name too seriously! Or things could get SNAFU Maybe a little more thought could have gone into a new name...yes? Reply and let me know if I am the only one thinking this way.
Next Appt
my next tattoo appt is on monday!!!!!! im so excited!!! ill definitely be putting up picsof my tats!!
i love as much as i agress. its a blurry line between the two... some see one and not the other, and vice versa... and what does the world want from me anyway? blood on my hands, compassion in my soul. sometimes i feel like separate entities... something can be said for the duality of life... somedays i embrace it somedays i long to be someone else. somedays i want to stand on top of a mountain of your skulls... while at the very same moment crying at the sight of a child walking with braces on her legs. but all in all, i struggle, i bleed, i lash out, i love... and when the head hits the pillow... I CLAIM VICTORY.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty! You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate !" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser." That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late." "So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced." So, whatcha' doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
Here's One For You To Take :d
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. If we already have would you have sex with me again? 7. What would you like to do to me? 8. Would we have sex in the shower with me? 9. How often do you think about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Where is your fantasy place to have sex? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you masterbate? 20. Do you think of me while you masterbate? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. What turns you on? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Would you have sex with me even if your in relationship? 27. Whould you make a video with me? 28. Will you talk to me on the phone while you masterba
Official Rules Of Drunk Dialing
***The Official Rules of Drunk Dialing*** 1. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 2. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 3. If you are going to drunk dial MOM say something nice. Ex."Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 A.M. asking to bend them over something? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends laugh at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call t
My Favorite Place To Stay At
the Bull Dog hotel in Amsterdam it the best place to party were the party is 24/7
~ Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen The Rain? ~
Suicide Girls!!!!!
I'm am going to desperately try to get as many people as I can to boycott the website Suicide Girls and anything they're affiliated with. Why you ask? Am I just some jealous girl? Nooo... I've always wanted to take pictures and have them on SG. Truth is, one of my favourite photographers, Philip Warner aka Lithium Picnic, who was contracted with them to shoot pics, is now being SUED by SG for breech of contract. There's a rather long explanation to all the details behind this, but let me sum it up. Suicide Girls has within their contract a clause stating that photographers and models under contract with them are ONLY allowed to shoot pictures and place them within their website. They make an allowance for models running their own one person website. One of Lithium's most popular models, Apnea, has one such website, completely run by herself featuring only herself. Suicide Girls claims that somehow they've breached their contract. They're playing DIRTY too! They know th
Latest New Thing!
So I go to court for a friend. Leaving the house when I am not supposed to...however, i prayed about it and was told that court is where I was going to do the best for others. As I was testifying the attorney kept looking at my arms. I assumed since I was testifying on how well NA has done for me the last eleven years and since she just asked me if I had used IV drugs and I told her NO, that she was looking for track marks. She had a quick sidebare with the other attorney and the judge and the judge asked me to step down and come into her chambers. My arms where bleeding from the pores and where very swollen. I lifted my sleeves that came down to my elbows and they where fine...with a clear differential mark where my sleeve ended. I said: "Oh, this is new." as they looked at me with awwwww. I know my immune system is very weak but I would like everyone to know that this is was a reaction AIR POLLUTION and nothing else. Your immune system fights this off everyday. Sev
My Favorite Song
Liquify I am your hero I am everything you'll never be Toxic and worshiped I'll eat all your ammunition... A fortress of fear and pain is coming straight ahead Bring on your war, don't give a damn Your negativity could raise the fucking dead Misuse of power is all you understand... You will drown in me Liquefy... Meltdown, disintegrate Your body walks without a soul Conquest, contaminate Your bullshit drags you down the road... A fortress of fear and pain is coming straight ahead Bring on your war, don't give a damn Your negativity could raise the fucking dead Misuse of power is all you understand... You will drown in me Liquefy... You think you can stop me, but you won't Because I've got the willpower and you don't Becoming the water, flow... You will drown in me Liquefy... Oceans of anger I won't choke on your insanity When I, when I Liquefy Nothing means a damn to me... A fortress of fear and pain is coming straight ahead Bring on your war, don't g
Life as it were called is nothing but pergatory. Nothing but suffering till judgement is passed. Day after day is a test of your will to either fight the pain or submit to all that is given. Never a break nor a release. To live is to die inside. As life goes on your spirit does fade, you begin to want for nothing but an end. Fight or submit is the only true choice to be made.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) -----------------------------------------------------------
New Fubar Levels & Ranks
Cherry Tap Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 50
Fubar Is Right
"Fucked up beyond all recognition" "Fucked up beyond any repair" "Fouled up beyond all repair" However you define it, they did a good job of it. I was prepared to go into a rant on how they should have tested the redirect, scheduled it for an appropriate time(lowest usage), sent out a notice, etc., etc., but all I'll say is they fucked up(yet again), so there. Notice: I pulled the NSFW classification off of my "private" pics. I figure this is an adult site so why shouldn't you get points for rating and commenting adult pics(they're barely even "R" rated[so far]). Only family have access to those pics, so I'm praying that those few of you that are in my family aren't so mean as to flag them. Which won't do much more than cause me to block you and reload the pics, and if I'm really feeling vindictive I might flag and downrate all of your pics, stash, mumms, etc. before blocking you. Though that doesn't sound like me, so you'd really have to screw me over to get that kind
Romans 12:19-21
19Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. 20Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. 21Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.
Ugggg Sickness
Well tomorrow I have a dr.'s appointment because I have been sick the past few days and my temp has been bouncing all over the place and then to boot my dr. here in killeen is booked until august so I have to go 20 minutes to see a different doctor ugggggg!!! anyways just randomness I love my husband he has been really good and he set up everything for me I dunno what I would do with out him
Stupid Ppl....
OOKK, so i had decided to get another tattoo... and i'm just really debating which to get, and i've realized A. Some people are seriously bitchy, for no real reason. B. NO ONE understands SARCASM and C. Apparently people don't understand the whole idea behind the mum thing.... cuz like, i want to get two different tattoos, and holy hell, i can't make up my mind, BOTH of which i'll get, and HOLY SHIT people just started being total fucked up bitches... ooohhh riiiight welcome to the internet!!! BIG SHOCK!!! UGH, now i remember why i don't talk to people... they're all annoying... I should just get QUEEN ROBIN tattooed on me :) lol ok, no... but anyhow, i find it somewhat annoying that ppl will personally attack me over something so trivial... How juvenile is that?? Oh well, such is life. I'll stick to the people who don't piss me off!!!
She Needs To Level Up Now
Hi Friends and Earth Angels friends , A Earth Angel member needs to level up now. Please go help her out . Girlsad girlsad PROUD MEMBER OF EARTH ANGELS STASH CLUB@ fubar
What Would You Call It
When I see you I think twice about what I should say to you But my mind is close Beacuse knowing you, you won‘t even care Am I not good enough for you Are you to shy to talk to me in front of people Are you judging me by the way I act Or by who you think I am I hate it when you are never around Then again I hate it when you are around What do you want me to do with myself I try, but to you I never suceed Are you trying to make me lose my mind Trying to make me feel down where ever I go Filling me with self–doubt Letting people know who I‘m not If time could stand still, I would frezze it here So you could know that I‘m near But there‘s no way you could ever beat me Cause I‘m not giving up on love, Love is within me
My Grandmother
She‘d pull out her picture album, she‘d show them as we grew. She‘d pinch our cheeks, and tell us that we were cute. Annoying that this may sound, I miss all of that And would give everything, to have it all back. The last time I saw you, you recognized me not But in my heart, I know.. you have not forgot. I wish you were here, to see my smile If you were I‘d go the extra mile. You‘ve always had a gift, to make us all feel loved And your remembrance to me, is all of your love for us. You were calm, peaceful, beautiful and pure And never once.. did I think you were mean. I wish I had you here with me now I know you will always be.. with me somehow. You‘d be telling me now, to be brave But instead, I‘m alone taking flowers to your grave. My Tears are falling as I write, I really don‘t want to cry And what I miss most of all.. is the twinkle in your eye It hurts me to think, that the lord has taken you away But he said it was your time.. It was your d
Is Your Passport Up To Date?
Naked photo shoot to draw attention to glacial shrinkageStory Greenpeace says project will highlight impact of climate change Spencer Tunick is famous for taking pictures of huge groups of naked people Greenpeace urges would-be models to take public transportation to shoot ZURICH, Switzerland (AP) -- Wanted: volunteers willing to take their clothes off and have their picture taken on a freezing cold Alpine glacier. Thousands of people pose nude for photographer Spencer Tunick May 6 in Mexico City. The appeal by New York artist Spencer Tunick, famous for taking pictures of thousands of naked people in public settings worldwide, is intended for a photo shoot to highlight the effects of climate change on Switzerland's shrinking glaciers, environmental group Greenpeace said on its Web site Wednesday. Greenpeace said if global warming continues at its current pace, most Swiss glaciers will disappear by 2080. The photo shoot, which follows Tunick's previous shoots
ok befor i get too fucked on my meds i'm going to get a shower.....who wants to join me ?< g > Hope you all are haveing fun
Scars Are The Like Souvenirs That Never Go Away...
If these scars could talk, they would tell of a thousand battles. Self contained ragnarok... an endless explosion of calamity... hiroshima on a nightly basis... dont claim to know my stuggles, unless you walk with these scars... if they could talk, they would scream until their lungs bleed. i get knocked down, i get back up... i get floored again... repeat. i crack the whip, i bleed for you. i taste the life trickle down my face, smiling with malcontened angst. scars are like souvenirs that never go away...
7-19-07 Astrology
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate. Wow this couldn't be closer to the truth, i met a man a week ago and wow, we've really hit it off and are gonna try things how. We have a great connection and we have a lot of similar likes. Crazy Horoscopes lol ...
Lets Try
i wanna nevr argue i wanna nevr fight i alwayz wanna love you we need to make this right i wanna be your honey i want you to be sweet i wanna be in love and play under the sheets i‘ll alwayz say i love you when you‘re running through my mind i thank god above that brought you you‘re the best i‘ll evr find i don‘t evr wanna lose you please dont evr let me go i love you so much it hurts dont make it hurt any more so just promise that you‘ll try and do the best you can to be the perfect one for me to be my perfect man~
Whos Up For Some Fun
Somebody wants you to come out and play, but frankly, you're not sure you like this game -- or that you know the rules. Oh, go on! What's life without a little risk? Deadly dull, is what it is. It's time to suit up!
Which One Are You?
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign and enjoy! V • I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very Handsome/Pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Sil
Want A Hug?
I want a hug,but a hug leads to kiss A kiss leads to a lick, A lick leads to a suck, A suck leads to a fuck, *Want a Hug?*
Gotta Read This Good News
Went to the Doc today And Finally had some Really Good News... 18 months Cancer Free no more Therapy Needed. No more WORRY Time to celebrate Living AGAIN... THE FIRST FUBAR MIRACLE: FROM MY DEAR SWEET FRIEND KCDee
Ashley The Second
Laser My Words Laser My Words
Yes It Is F U B A R
FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"; see below for other variations. It is attested in the United States Army and other military settings, as well as civilian environments.Depending on situation or habit, "all" can be replaced with "any," and "repair" can be replaced with either "redemption," "recognition," "rescue," "reality," "recovery," "relief," or "reason." The concept is generally the same regardless of the exact wording used. FUBAR has also commonly been interpreted, especially in a computer science context, as "Fucked up but all right," meaning that the system design is fatally flawed, but (as implemented) works anyway. COOL BEANS.......
My Love
my love for you grows with each step i take if my love for you was a dream i wish that i would not wake my love for you grows with each breath i take like cookie dough that still needs to bake my love for you grows with each word i write night through morning and morning through night my love for you grows and will continue forever my love for you will never stop...ever
Can You Handle Me?
Sophisticated lady...but nasty when I wanna be I see you starin‘ from across the room And you can‘t keep your eyes off me Got you wrapped around my finger baby Like a puppet on a string Have you in cuffs like cops and robbers baby ‘Cuz touchin‘ me‘s a felony (put your hands up) Take control, control (control) of you (of you) You do what I tell you to I‘m yo‘ momma (don‘t call me by name) let‘s play house When you‘re bad (pull your pants down) you get time out‘Cuz I‘m cold blooded...Boy who does it belong to? Cold Blooded...Got you thinkin‘, "Who‘s that lady?" But it ain‘t that complicated...‘cuz I... Yeah, I got an attitude Did you say something smart ‘Cuz I love confrontations baby Yo‘ what‘s up Mr. Big Stuff, who do you think you are? Guaranteed to spend your money ‘Cuz you know I‘m worth the wait And I bet your bottom dollar, that I can make you holla It‘s a shame, shame, shame your heart I‘ll break... Ow! Drop my pencil purposely (That‘s right) Bend down to p
Computer Withdrawls.,......
Thank you guys for all the HAPPY BIRTHDAYS.. you guys so rock!!!! Hell i miss you all.. I still dont have a PC and things are to tight to buy one.. So I have been getting on at the libary.. So everyone hit me up .. Tell me how you guys are doing.......
Baby do me here and do me now, Do it fast then slow it down, Baby please fuck me right, Do it good and go all night, Baby can you make me scream, Do it just as in my dream, Baby kiss my body good, Do it like I knew you would, Baby you just bust a nut, So now we're done, my legs are shut!
a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss ain‘t no kiss without some tongue,tongue,tongue
Maybe The End For Me Who Knows
Some parts of FUBAR are being blocked in my network as a pornsite. The government is gay like that. Not only are most websites blocked but I have to pay for my internet. I love our government.
Went to the Doc today And Finally had some Really Good News... 18 months Cancer Free no more Therapy Needed. No more WORRY Time to celebrate Living AGAIN...
You Touch Me
You touch the certain parts of me That makes my body shake You have me crawling up the wall Having my insides ache You lay me down on the bed Taking off my cloths Kissing ever inch of me My anticipation quickly grows I feel all you finger And your hand grabbing at my thigh I feel you tongue upon me now Feeling as you rise Your kisses now pure delight Longing for my touch Slowing down our beating hearts To come at such a rush Quickly loosing train of thought I flip you under me Ripping off all your cloths To set your body free My hands just seem to know you Touching every spot I feel your rising pleasure Your bodies getting hot Wetter by the moment Tugging at my hair Your body seems so endless Exploring everywhere I slip my fingers deep in you Hearing as you cry Getting louder every push Your moans you try to hide Harder ever second Deeper as I go Feeling every inch of you Lic
I Love You
I love you You love me We‘re a happy coupling... With a Slammy turning thii–iirty–– I feel hot and dii–irty––:) With a pretty pii–iink gigantic dii–ck Slammy fucks like a horse‘s kick... Big and Strong and fiii–iling Any woman‘s more than wiii–illing... Loving only ME is key, else the whippings would beeeee... More painful than need be for the birthday deed –heeehee (not kidding)... Thirty spankings will he get... belt or whip he won‘t forget! I love you You love me We‘ll still be happily coupling... With a lashing here, and a fuu–uck me there... Your ass will be more than bare!!!
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i got ur back you got mine, ill help you out anytime! to see you hurt, to see you cry, makes me weep and want to die and if you agree to never fight it wouldnt matter whose wrong or right if a broken heart needs a mend ill be right there till the end if your cheeks are wet from drops of tears dont worry let go of your Fears hand in hand love id sent, we‘ll be friends till the end?....?
This Is Te_amo's Cousin
My cousin has terminal brain cancer and is back in the hospital due to low immunity problems!!! Please have him on your mind and in your prayers!!!
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the women was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
i wrote a mumm asking if the female orgasm was a fact or myth. then of course it got deleted and i got a messages saying NSFW is not allowed on cherrytap (well "fubar") and yet u can post naked pictures of ur self on here? what is the deal with that? i just dont get it? ~and for the record i did it to get a reaction out of people notbecause i thought it was a myth i know its a Fact!~
Young Again
Oh, to be young again! When we ran in fields that never seemed to end. When seeing a butterfly was such a joy that you seemed to fly. When the only financial stress belonged to the banker in monopoly. When you always had time to smell the flowers. When you always had time for one last tree climb before bed. When you didn’t like boys because of cuddies. When you would rather be covered in mud instead of taking a bath. When your only worry was the boggie man under your bed. Oh to be young again!
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Wondering What The Hell Fubar Is????
FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"
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A Babe Or A Chick
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don‘t go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard–on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty‘s a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I‘m wrong. I don‘t drive in circles, at any cost. And I don‘t have a problem, admitting I‘m lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I‘m usually late. I don‘t watch movies, with lots of gore. Don‘t need instant replay, to remember the score. I won‘t lose my hair, I don‘t get jock itch. And just cause I‘m assertive, Don‘t call me a bitch. Don‘t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry‘s best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don‘t have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
A Rose
The first day of school our Professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate Milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day f
Bangin Style
High Class Ghetto Ass Bangin style Sexy Smile Luscious Thighs Candy Eyes Tempting Lips Killa Kiss So wave goodbye,and blow a kiss Cuz baby you cant handle dis! –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– I sparkle like a diamond And shine like a pearl aint Nothin compare to dis body gurl! –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Pimpette of the year Playette of the season Your man left you and im the reason So watch you back and make soom room cuz this lil bitch is comin through! –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Hate me cuz you hate me Not cuz you aint me! –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Competition with me?You must be trippen...Im like icing on a cake that you man wanna be lickin! –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– There is no I in slut but there is a u –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Fo
Kissing Is A Habit
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says ‘to hell with you‘ 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn‘t have happened If the rubber wouldn‘t have torn
My Cousin Jeffrey In Back In The Hospital!!
My cousin has terminal brain cancer and is back in the hospital due to low immunity problems!!! Please have him on your mind and in your prayers!!!
wow when i try to leave comments t isn't working right. fubar?
Hi Ho Its Off To Work We Go
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From Mike: 2007-07-19 11:47:29 omg omg we're fubar and the sky hasn't fallen?! -mike No, Mike, it only took me 20 minutes to logon ... kept getting "services not available" message.
Counting Crows - Rain King
When I think of heaven Deliver me in a black-winged bird I think of flying down IN YOUR sea of pens and feathers And all other instruments of faith and sex and God In the belly of a black-winged bird. Don't try to feed me 'Cause I've been here before And I deserve a little more [chorus] I belong in the service of the Queen I belong anywhere but in between She's been crying and I've been thinking And I am the Rain King [verse] And I said mama, mama, mama, why am I so alone I can't go outside I'm scared I might not make it home I'm alive, I'm alive But I'm sinking in If there's anyone at home at your place, darling Why don't you invite me in? Don't try to bleed me 'Cause I've been there before And I deserve a little more [chorus] I belong in the service of the Queen I belong anywhere but in between She's been lying and I've been sinking And I am the Rain King [bridge] Hey, I only want the same as anyone Henderson is waiting for the sun Oh, it seems night e
"a Burden From The Grave"
The seeds of eternal torment were sown long ago, in my mortal existence. These were the seeds of betrayal- pieces of agony and of vengeance; vengeance wrought by the hand against those I had called "brother." The mortal was desecrated that fateful night, and in his stead a powerful figure of darkness had arisen. For my curse, my torment, in this undying and endless walk I do each and every night, is as old as time. I yearn to find the one who would complete me; my immortal beloved to lie beside me for eternity. You see, what was promised to me as a man of mortal being, was stolen from me that fateful night, in the month of November, in year 1462. My true love, my undying light; my young and beautiful bride, Tatiana, and of the love we shared. I can only remember it now as a faint and somewhat lingering memory that seems to bitterly vaporize into the mist of the nighttime fog. My beautiful Tatiana was heavy with child and nearing her time, and yearned to be with the wo
A Visit From It
Darkness this evening descended quite some time ago, it seems, and still, much to my discomfort and uneasy displeasure, the ink contained in my feathered quill clutched in hand remains frozen and void of coherent thought. I am in unfamiliar territory at moment; a loss for words, any rich thought, seeming to be suspended in a time where I am not much acquainted with; trapped in a conclave that reeks of a decaying mind left abandoned, and to wilt like a rose, as it turns to crumpling ash, just to blow away into the frigid wind that howls against my gloomy quarters this very night. This torment, you see, which has now come to occupy my mind fully and completely, has filled every blood vessel and creative tissue that I need to sustain thought; but instead, has become inhibited by eminent domain from this so-called intruder with no name. It has come uninvited, and without prior announcement or my knowledge or allowance. Such terrible numbness it has caused, and by now, it has worked thr
Pain Pain Please Go Away
Death What is it? Where do you go? Will My Pain Stop? That is ALL I WANT! I want ALL My Pain to DISAPPEAR!! Maybe if I ran away Far away & Forget this Life that is Mine.... To become someone NEW Start a NEW Life WITHOUT Pain! Without ANY Memories of My PAST SELF.. This cannot happen in Life This IS NOT REALITY!! So with KNOWLEDGE of this I FEEL I can have ONLY ONE CHOICE... PAIN PAIN PLEASE GO AWAY!!!
Wishing Well--good Luck Bro
Tearless Fears
Frustrating Feelings Felt, Dirty Dealings Delt. Forgotten NEVER Forgiven, Satisfaction Flies Away. Short of Dying Short of Crying, No More Tears to Display. Surviving Deadly Thorns of Truth, Feeling Guilty? Hatred Thoughts? Where is the Proof That You EVER LOVED ME?? Spilling My Seed, Wanting to Bleed, Proving My Truth, Defeating Your Lies... Protruding Sharp Tooth, Granting Wishes to Die; Unwanted Target, Unbelievable Pain; No Remorse in Your Heart, Forcing Me to be Slain... Short of Dying Short of Crying Tears Dried Up NO MORE TO DISPLAY!!!!
Here We Go Again Am Back
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No More Computer :(
In the next hour or so the computer will be disconnect and ill have to get the laptop up and running again. Im looking a geting a new laptop to play AA on. but i should be back on in a few days.
My First Kitty
Well here I am again...sharing my most memorable sexual experiences...hope that you have enjoyed the previous posts..and Im sure you'll love this one too! I have been on Adult FriendFinder at different times in my life,each one bringing a whole new set of experiences for me. My goal was to find a sensual woman. I wanted a woman who knew exactly what she wanted..needed and craved...I found exactly that! She was a much older woman, and she was married. We exchanged pictures, and began talking. She seemed like she might be a fit for exactly what I was looking for. She had been with women before..where as I had also, but they were young experiences..nothing like this would be..where we were both adults and she was immensly experienced. She and I talked on the phone and decided to meet. We planned to meet on the following Saturday. I could not get this woman out of my head. I think I didnt sleep for several days leading up to meeting her. I often thought about exactly what would happen duri
The Site
i think my shout box is broken and i had trouble logging in, anyone else having trouble?
Self Satisfaction
Been a while..but life takes over sometimes and I dont get a chance to post. So Im calling this post Self Satisfaction. I am a frequent masturbater. I love to masturbate in various places...most conventional..the bed or the couch of course..with toys or my hands. I enjoy masturbating in the shower...sometimes Its not a good place to be when you legs feel I sometimes insert one of my many dildo's before I leave for work...walking to the car and then sitting on the seat...feeling the cock push up inside my pussy. I start out slow just gyrating my hips..and then move my bottom up and down some...the feeling is amazing..I sometimes have to pull off the road and put my hands in...Thank god for those handles...I hold tight and let my orgasm rush over me. I carry some toys with me in my purse..I have these red balls...I love to insert those before i go out...then take one of my small vibraters...and inset it also or use it on my pussy...sitting in a parking lot of work...dressing r
Worst Luck In The World! Haha
Yeah well i think i have it! haha! i can buy a lottery ticket and have 1 in 2 chances of winning! and i would loose! haha! im serious! I went to vegas two times never won shit! not even a little bit! haha! a few dollars here and there! but nothing over like $20. after i put in like 1000! haha! then like this weekend! i was going to ohio to see two people i know! and they both cancelled on me at the last sec! well one had a good excuse! but the other yeah! we will not get into that! haha! then i made plans to see my buddy in chicago and then drive to see a friend in michigan! and well I was in chicago one night and then the next day both of thoses plans got cancelled! and im on vacation damn it! haha! all i can do anymore is just laugh! haha! and make it even more of a point i was riding my motorcycle last year on the highway and well it was a nice day 3pm we were going like 85ish and im in the right lane with my old friend and i see this truk put on his brakes then speed up! i looked
Games People Play
My friend Donna and I spend a lot of time bemoaning the idiocy of men in southwestern Pennsylvania. The guys who are all into you one minute (hours and hours of conversation), then don't contact you for weeks to months to... ever. The guys who make dates, then blow you off. The guys who pursue you, then when you acquiesce, are suddenly uninterested. Donna keeps telling me she has more luck when she plays hard to get, and I should try it, as well. I don't understand that concept, though. I mean, noone likes someone who comes on too strong -- who meets you and is all "Can I be your boyfriend!! You're so beautiful and wonderful and blah blah" right away. That's definitely a turn-off. But when someone whose company I enjoy wants to spend time with me, why should I play hard to get? Why should I pretend I'm too cool to hang out with him right away, but maybe could fit him in, in a few days? I've always been a proponent of "what you see is what you get." I don't pretend I'm n
Why Does This Always Happen?
Why in life when things go right you never seem happy. I mean when you feel that everything is going right and in a good pace. All of a sudden your just unhappy. Like nothing is wrong but yet something or someone is just making something in your life unhappy? I wonder why that is? I mean I count my blessing and know that I have the best parents and a great child. But I still feel unhappy. I don't know what it is. I keep asking myself what could make me be unhappy? I've talked to my friends about it but still find that I'm unhappy. I love my job and the time that I go to work. My friends and family are great. But I still find that will all my happiness I'm missing the big picture. I just want this unhappiness feeling to go away.
Who Cares
Who really cares what the name is WE STILL HAVE US THATS ALL THAT COUNTS, RIGHT?

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