A man left for work one Friday morning, and as everyone know's, Friday's is payday.
Rather than going home after work, he decided tospend the whole weekend with the boy's just having fun. He also spent the whole check on pizza, beer and beer nuts and partying.
When he finally got back home, Sunday night, he was met at the door by his very angry wife who barraged him with two hours of nonstop questions about where he was all weekend?
Finally his wife stopped questioning him and asked, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two orthree days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me, honey. Whatever your heart wants."
Monday went by without seeing his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by without seeing her either.
Finally, when Thursday came, hecould see her a little bit out of the corner of his eyes after the swelling went down.
