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A Rose For You
As sure as the moon is in the sky As sure as the ocean is between you and I As sure as two hearts that touched across the sea I offer truth from my heart to you from me A heart that you've touched In such an amazing way A touch that doesn't seem to go away I offer you a rose Each petal an apology With three words that stem from the deepest part of me I am sorry To you, With love

Unbelievable But True!!!
This little animal really exists! Unbelievable but true. It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa .. Going through life is hard enough, but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible! :D

I'm That Bored. Don't Hate.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Rent. Might as well drive down the highway and throw money out the window. 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Probably at home. If anyone wants to take me out, my number is 867-5309. 3. Last time you puked from drinking? A few weeks ago actually. I got into a fight with vodka and vodka kicked my ass. Don't mess with vodka. 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? I prefer things at lower levels that won't cause as much injury should I dance poorly and fall. Like chairs. Or the floor. 5. Name of your first grade teacher? That one lady at that one school I went to way back when, Mrs. Whatshernuts. 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? A nap sounds good. A nap always sounds good. 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? A veterinarian so I could makes sick aminals better. After age 15, I probably changed my mind a bajillion times. 8. How many colleges did yo

***brees Cancer Update 07/10/07***
Well I know I havent posted anything in a couple of days but she is not doing all that well, she has been really out of it because of the new medicines they have her on. So it is really tough seeing her like this right now. They have decided to do one more round of chemo before she is moved on Friday, they say if they dont stay on top of it, it could get worse very fast. Bree is in and out of sleep, she wanted me to say thank you to each and everyone who has prayed for her, so expect some kind of gift from me for all of you who have prayed, it will take a long while to get to all of you but I promised her so that is my plan. Her new boyfriend (Dr. Mitchellson) continues to bring her cute little gifts everyday he is in. He even call her room when he is not in just to check on her. I thank God for him everyday, that is about the only time she truely smiles anymore. I have to fly back to Maryland for a day or two to do some paperwork for the Navy and then will be back on Thursd

Alas, Poor Jango
I was thinking of the scene in the second Star Wars movie (but the fifth chronologically, the 2002 release "Attack of the Clones") where the boy who grows up to be Boba Fett, despite the battle between droids, Jedi, and clone troopers going on around him picks up his father Jango's just-severed head. Those lightsabers make pretty clean cuts, and in the midst of the chaos it's still. It came to me this morning that's like the graveyard scene in William Shakespeare's Hamlet (Act V, Scene I) where he picks up the skull of his dead friend Yorick and goes into the "too too solid flesh" soliloquy. OK, that's about where the resemblance ends, but certain scenes resonate with us through everything we read and see, don't they? Perhaps because I'm so familiar with the Star Wars series of films (the first sequentially and the fourth chronologically, the one with the complete Death Star -- yeah, THAT one from 1977 -- was the first film I recall seeing at a theatre) it's hard for me to critic

Scratchers...
I just wanted to take a minute and discuss an epidemic in the tattoo world. There was a time when there was mystery and secrecy surrounding the tattooed lifestyle. It has now become extremely mainstream and open to people from all walks of life. This is a very positive change. The world of body art has exploded with new talent. The artwork being produced today far exceeds the expectations from the pioneers of this industry. With this mainstream explosion there is inherent danger as well. There is a disease, a cancer, a lesion eating away at the fundamentals by which us fellow tattoo artists govern ourselves. This epidemic is called scratching.......Scratchers are people that have no technical knowhow in tattooing, but somehow feel that they have the right to permanently scar others. These people set up makeshift workstations in various kitchens, bathrooms and other assorted unsanitary environments. They then charge ridiculously low prices to lure unsuspecting people to be mangled by th

:)
I hope everyone had a great day so far :) So tonight is the AllStar game.. which not too many will watch. lol. Even being a sports nut it doesn't have the same meaning as when I was a kid. BUT, it does have a special meaning to me. My son was conceived during the ALLStar game back in 1994 lol. Sad that I know the exact day.. but thats how the marriage was lol. The effects of the prednisone are getting less. I mowed last night.. and unfortunately my ankle is still sore when I walk. I go back to the Dr on Thursday for that. I better get back to work. Have to get a client proposal together and then get ready for a meeting in the morning.

Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself
Date: Jul 9, 2007 12:58 PM Subject: Thought for the Day Body: The rumor is Mountain Dew will be Junior's new sponsor........If they think drunk Earnhardt fans are bad wait till they see us on caffeine!

Love And Heartache-lessons Learnd
why does love hurt so bad?i think love hurts so bad cause the gods and goddess deams it so. they want us to learn and i think.i have so far,but im still only human.humans are fools.or atleats i think so from my past.we all need to learn from the past so we are better preparied for the future.

Naughty Questions
1). What is a four-letter word that ends with "ing" and means the same as intercourse? 2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3). What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? 5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? 6). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands? 7). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? . What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 9). What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? Scroll Down for answers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Daughter Of A Soldier
Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, and, as they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course, I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women, a youn

Secrets Of Women...guys Read This..lol..
Over the last 10 years of coaching men, I have been asked time and time again to come up with a list of the best secrets for meeting, approaching and attracting great women. Well, guys, there is no magic pickup line that will work in every situation, but there are guidelines that will help you understand a woman better, so you can be more successful in making a connection. For those of you interested in being successful with women for the rest of your lives, take note of these simple things that will help you understand women far better than you do now. 10 secrets you need to know 1. All women like surprises; women believe they should be surprised at least once a month. 2. All women have fantasies. A man should take the time to find out her fantasy. 3. Women want a man to “be sensitive yet fight for them” be sensitive yet fight for them if they needed to. 4. Women want a man to be gentle and rough at the same time. 5. Women want to be told they're

5 Die After Small Plane Hits Fla. Homes..please Say A Prayer For Their Familes...
SANFORD, Fla. - A small plane carrying the husband of a NASCAR executive crashed into a neighborhood Tuesday and engulfed two houses in flames, killing both people aboard the aircraft and three others on the ground. The pilot had reported smoke in the cockpit and was trying to make an emergency landing when the twin-engine plane went down in suburban Orlando, officials said. NASCAR confirmed that Dr. Bruce Kennedy, a Daytona Beach plastic surgeon and husband of International Speedway Corp. President Lesa France Kennedy, and NASCAR Aviation pilot Michael Klemm were among the dead. The identities of the victims on the ground were not immediately released. Authorities said an adult and two children died in the homes that were quickly gutted by fire after the airplane crashed. Among the three survivors was a boy about 10 years old who had burns over 80 to 90 percent of his body. Eric Domnitz, who lives just down the street from the crash site, hurried to the scene with a

Soldiers Prayer
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big bro to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your brother a soldier now Si

Just And Update
been out of work for 2 weeks and going got a lounge up and going if you want to check it out there will be a link in here i hope still done know weather i need surgrey on my knee or not hopefully will know by the end of the week well if anyone has anyquestion you know how to get ahold of me

Jamboree In The Hills
WELL FRIDAY JEREMY AND I ARE HEADED TO OHIO. STARTING MONDAY THE 16TH WHEN WE SET UP CAMP, THE PARTY SHALL BEGIN. THE ENTIRE TIME I AM IN OHIO (13-23) I WILL NOT HAVE ACCESS NOR WILL I BE SOBER ENOUGH TO OPERATE A PC. I HOPE TO SEE SOME OF Y'ALL THERE. IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A LONE BODY PASSED OUT AGAINST THE GATE CLINCHED TO AN ICECHEST......PICK ME UP AND TAKE ME BACK TO MY CAMPER. THANKS. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=554694&albumid=255722&i=1513562676

If You Forgotten Me
I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me. Well, now, if little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you little by little. If suddenly you forget me do not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. If you think it long and mad, the wind of banners that passes through my life, and you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots, remember that on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms and my roots will set off to seek another land. But if each day, each hour, you feel that you are destined for me with implacable sweetness, if each da

Bestfriends
BESTFRIENDS THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, THEY "GET" ONE ANOTHER, THEY CAN CONFIDE IN EACH OTHER, TELL EACH OTHER SECRETS, STICK UP FOR ONE ANOTHER, THEY SHARE WHAT WE HAVE,OUR LIVES AND OUR HEARTS, THEY BAIL EACH OTHER OUT OF TROUBLE, THEY HELP EACH OTHER OUT,LIFT EACH OTHER UP,WHEN THEY FEEL THEY ARE GIVING UP, THEY CALL EACH OTHER SOMETIMES AND JUST HANG OUT, THEY MADE EACH OTHERS DAY, THEY MISS EACH OTHER SOMETIMES, THINK OF EACH OTHER, AND EVEN DREAM OF EACH OTHER SOMETIMES, BESTFRIENDS ARE A PRECIOUS GIFT, EVERYONE NEEDS ONE,...Jessica Andrews Videos

July 10, 2007
Hey everyone! I've been tapping into other internet connections to check my mail, but I get booted easily, so if I just stop talking or dissapear, that's why... I have the phone interview for the medical billing job this week and then I fly to Maryland for the real interview...WISH ME LUCK!!! still no news on where I'll be landing in a few weeks, but I know that my training for the job will be in Pennsylvania, so that's where I'll be for a few months assuming all goes well... And don't forget to check my blogs regularly...I'm still posting as often as possible!!! My trip this last weekend was phenomenal to say the least! and I'm off to Warped Tour tomorrow!!! Hope all is well with everyone!!!! *kisses*

Defusing The Debt Bomb
There's nothing like a little hard-won experience. Personal finance expert Lynnette Khalfani got out of $100,000 in credit-card debt in three years. Now the author of books like "Zero Debt: The Ultimate Guide to Financial Freedom," she writes and speaks about how others can follow her example. BusinessWeek's Ben Steverman recently spoke to Khalfani about the "bling-bling lifestyle" that leads young people to borrow more than they can handle, her own experiences with heavy debt, and her strategies to help people get out from under.Why do Americans end up in so much debt?There are two primary ways. One is through overspending and poor money management. No one really teaches us about financial literacy in this country. A lot of folks learn through trial and error and the school of hard knocks. What they learn from their parents tends to be wrong-headed. It's easy to get caught up in that spiral of debt.The other is when people fall victim to circumstances. I call them the six Ds: downsiz

Thirty Minutes To Go At San Francisco Apple Store
The line for the iPhone stretches over to Powell Street, one of the routes taken by San Francisco's iconic cable cars.(Credit: Tom Krazit/CNET News.com)It's officially happy hour in San Francisco, and as busy commuters make their way home through the Stockton Street area, hundreds are lined up for Apple's iPhone.The line at the Apple store has now moved around the block and over onto Powell Street, while the lines at the AT&T stores are building as well. There are hundreds in line at the Apple store, while there are about 50 people in line at the AT&T store at Fremont and Market, with about 75 in line at the store a few blocks away at Third and Market.They're in a celebratory mood at the AT&T store on Third and Market. One gentleman, an intern at a local financial services company he preferred not to name, was standing in line at the request of his bosses. He said the experience had been a lot of fun, especially because he was adjacent to another gentleman who had managed to acquire a

Net Dating
This is a commen complaint that i hear from net relationships online Allot of couples online have trust problems and rightly so you dont no who you are talking to who or who they are talking to my advice is remeber back to the first few months when you fist met them and think how much of a effert they made to be their to talk to you at a certain time how many changes from what their life was like and how often they said they were online b4 you met and how often they are now what they have done to prepare themselfs for meeting you in regards to work travel plans housing making a time to meet another point i would like to add if you met them online remember what it was you liked about them when you met and remember others may see that in them if they wernt that great of a person you wouldnt wanna be with them and remember that their yours the things that they do for you shows you that they are yours and if their slack then kick their ass that works for me lol ohhh and another poin

Appetizer Pinata Meatballs
1 lb. ground beef 1/4 c. chopped raisins 1/3 c. dry bread crumbs 1/4 c. milk 1 egg 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. onion salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 36 small pimento-stuffed olives 1/2 c. or more Catalina French dressing Combine meat, raisins, bread crumbs, milk, egg and seasonings. Mix lightly. Shape meat mixture around olives into balls. Brown meatballs in dressing over low heat. Cover and continue to cook over low heat 10 minutes, turning meatballs occasionally. Makes 3 dozen appetizers.

A Poem For You
I wanted to write you a poem So you could know just how I feel, I want you to know you are needed Even when you are far away, I want you to know you are thought of Every second of everyday. You make me happy, you make me smile, You make the waiting worth my while. I hold tight to each amazing dream of you, I hope that one day we can make them come true. A special place I'll keep for you in my heart, A life without you I could never start. I could never get over you and just move on It would only hurt me more To know that you were gone. Simple love I call it. Not needing or asking for much Just knowing that you care With only words, without the touch. Like I've said many times before, It makes no difference where you are. You could be here beside me Or you could be miles and miles afar. Every minute and every moment I fill with thoughts of you Thinking of the places we'll go And all the things we'll do. You're my "Perfect Man

Italian Police Seek Huge Breasted Woman
Well what else is new??? Who DOESN'T seek Huge breasted women?? Italian Police Seek Huge Breasted Woman The 46-year-old woman, who has been identified only by her initials AM, slipped out of her hospital bed following the surgery and disappeared. Doctors at the clinic in Rome say that apart from the unpaid bill they are also concerned for her health as she requires close monitoring following the surgery. Dr Jamal Salhi said: "She told me that she needed the surgery because she worked in a hostess bar and that clients preferred big chested women. "She went from a size four to a size eight which is the largest you can get in Italy. When she came to my surgery she said: "I want the biggest chest possible." "'It has since emerged that she gave false information when she arrived at the clinic and apart from running off without paying, as with any surgery she needs to be monitored afterwards." Dr Salhi then revealed it was not the first time he had been the victim of a fraudster

A Long Day Without You
A day without you, is a day that never seems to end It has no hours or minutes, and it feels like it goes for a week before it ends The day is empty, long & hard, and the night is dark, lonely & cold But there is a place i can go for warmth, and that is to think of you When i look to the stars, i see your eyes, and when i look to the sun, i feel your love around me I can't let you go, coz i love you so much Your my angel in the night sky The sun in my day The diamond in my heart I'd be lost without you Without you with me, i can't find no rest

The Letter
Today the letter came in the mail saying that I was chosen to be in the pageant. Me!!!! I jumped around and did a little dance in my living room with groceries in hand as my dogs looked at me like I am crazy. First person I called was my boyfriend. Now I get to send them a check. Good thing for bday money. Thing that sucks is we have to raise $695 in sponsorships. It is to help cover the costs for the pageant weekend and for prizes.

A Walk On The Beach With You
I sit up late at night..I close my eyes so very tight..My mind drifts away.. As I picture a bright and shinny day.. There you are..Standing not that far.. Your eyes so beautiful..Just like two shinning stars..As you smile.. A very beautiful smile..My heart fly's for miles..As day quickly fades to night.. You grab my hand so very tight..We walk on a moon lit beach..With the stars shinning so bright..God this feels so right..As we walk for miles holding hands.. We walk through the moist sand.. I turn my head..And see an angel.. I try to speak but my words are tangled.. As you softly speak into my ear.. I hear..Three words I hold so dear.. I open my eyes that I held so tight.. And my face and heart shines so bright.. As I say to my self I Love You...Goodnight.

Suicide Note 1
Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale, the pills that kill and take the pain away Diet of life, shelter without, the face that cannot see inside yours and mine When I'm hiding, when I need it, it lets me breathe, for our handle on this life, I don't believe this time Would you look at me now? Can you tell I'm a man? With these scars on my wrists To prove I'll try again Try to die again, try to live through this night Try to die again..... Forever fooling, free and using, sliding down the slide that breaks a will Mothers angel, getting smarter, how smart are you to regress unfulfilled? It's a damn shame, but who's to blame? When I'm hiding, when I need it, it lets me breathe, for our handle on this life, I don't believe this time Would you look at me now? Can you tell I'm a man? With these scars on my wrists To prove I'll try again Try to die again, try to live through this night Try to die again.....

A Sensual Poem From A Sensual Guy......
"UNDIVIDED" We come together, Your voice enters my soul like a gentle breeze... I can hear your thoughts as you sweetly whisper your longings - Our attention, undivided. A bonding of two spirits as we come together in our first intense kiss - our souls merge... heightened senses, a sensual delight as your lips caress mine and we gently fuse as one. Exploring each other softly, passionately; touching each other - a sensual serenity... our bodies embracing as we are caught up in a rapture of endless ecstasy - devouring each other as we heed our desires... our attention, undivided. Sensual grace, communion of our spirits - deeply connected... exploring the contours of each other, consuming each other. From the very first kiss to the very last touch, breathing in each other's essence... savoring each other's taste - sweet aroma of passion, fragrance of love. Our silhouette glows against a darkened sky as the moon

Bizarre Facts
I like #'s 6 and 12. Bizarre Facts 1. China has close to 25% of the world's population. 2. Christmas became a national holiday in the US in 1890. 3. Cows sweat through their noses. 4. Deer sleep only 5 minutes a day. 5. Despite a population of well over one billion people, there are only an estimated 250 million televisions in use in China. 6. Dogs can't decipher size. That's why little dogs are mean. 7. Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap. 8. Dave Matthews relocated to the United States to avoid service in the South African Military. 9. Don't even think about having sex while in a moving ambulance in Tremonton, Utah as it is extremely illegal. Of course, a stationary ambulance is another story. 10. Dentists have recommended that toothbrushes be kept at least six feet from toilets to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 11. Dolphins can look in different directions with eac

Sonnet #31
SONNET #31 by: William Shakespeare (1564-1616) HY bosom is endearèd with all hearts Which I by lacking have supposèd dead; And their reigns love, and all love's loving parts, And all those friends which I thought burièd. How many a holy and obsequious tear Hath dear religious love stol'n from mine eye, As interest of the dead, which now appear But things removed that hidden in thee lie! Thou art the grave where buried love doth live, Hung with the trophies of my lovers gone, Who all their parts of me to thee did give; That due of many now is thine alone. Their images I loved I vew in thee, And thou, all they, hast all the all of me.

My Enlistment
February 11 is the day I went to MEPS in Montgomery, AL. I enlisted into the Marine Corps for a minimum of 5 years. I acquired the MOS of Avionic Electrition. I scored a 57 on the ASVAB. I plan to leave for Parris Island, SC in August but there is a complication with that I believe I just broke my rist so it will have to be delayed a month or so! I love the Marine Corps...Semper Fidelis!

Missing You
Nick and I havent seen one another seems like in FOREVER....but in reality hasnt been that long....He has been on vaca this week with his family and I have tried to call him each day...I hear his voice and makes me miss him more and more....I told him today how much I have missed him and he said to me he missed me as much....Oddly enough we havent been together all that long but I seem to be falling more and more in love with him as each day that passes by....I want to tell him when we see one another next that I love him and all but Iam kinda afraid to see how he will re act on it...Iam scared to knowing it may freak him out....So I guess we will see what happens when I tell him

American Idol This Week
It was final three week, with songs chosen by the judges, the producers, and the singers. Overall it was an above-average week, with only a few mis-steps, as you might expect at this stage of the game. I'll break down all nine performances, starting with Judge's Choice:Jordin, "Wishing On A Star" (Simon) -- This was a decent peformance, but not one of her best. I'd put it in the middle of the pack for the night, while acknowledging that it would have been near the top in almost any other week.Blake, "Roxanne" (Paula) -- Paula didn't do Blake any favors with this one; as I've said before, it's very difficult to do The Police well. She may have been thinking that the Police's reggae-inflected rhythms would fit Blake's style, and that may be true, but if that's what she was going for he should have sung "Shadows In The Rain" or "The Bed's Too Big Without You." Of course, neither of those were hits, which is why we got Blake singing "put on the red light" fifty times. Melinda, "I Believe I

Melinda And Lakisha. Again.
THE TOP 10 GIRLS OF THE IDOL 61) Gina Glocksen ('Alone,' by Heart -- Dedicated song to her Boyfriend) - Gina wants to be good.So very good.Except that she's so very not.2) Alaina Alexander ('Not Ready to Make Nice,' by the Dixie Chicks -- Dedicated song to her Mom) - Who dedicates a song to their mom, when the lyrics are about not being ready to make nice?It don't make no sense, but I guess it does to Alaina.And that's a shame for her mother...because I'm sure Mrs. Alexander is VERY nice.3) LaKisha Jones ('Midnight Train to Georgie,' by Gladys Knight & the Pips -- Dedicated song to her Grandmother) - I said it last week. And this week's performances only confirm it.This show is done.If LaKisha or Melinda don't win the show, it will be a travesty of epic proportions. No one else can match them.No one comes close.Seriously dude.The Idol 6 is officially a two diva race.4) Melinda Doolittle ('My Funny Valentine,' by Mitzi Green -- Dedicated song to her two "Gayles") - I am speechless. F

Clark Kent
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. -jh

"there And Back Again" Then There Again (hint, Hint)
Hey friends... Just got the word that we will be with DAUGHTRY again on August 15th in Michigan. Relient K will also be on the bill this time...in other news I will now be going by my middle name which is "super stoked". Thanks, -Super Stoked (a.k.a -T) http://www.mlive.com/entertainment/bctimes/index.ssf?/base/features-0/1183043755160630.xml&coll=4

I Am Calling All Nighthawk Bombers And Family
NIGHTHAWKS YOU ARE NEEDED ON THIS CONTEST NOW .. SHE IS AHEAD BUT WE NEED TO KEEP HER THERE .. SHE HELPS ALL WHEN THEY NEED NOW LETS SHOW THAT WE AS A FAMILY CAN DO THE SAME FOR HER .. JUST CLICK THE PICTURE AND LETS GIT-R-DONE THANK YOU THE DEVILISH ONE

Mom
Well everyone mom finally got operated on yesterday, n luckly there was no stones in her kidney, just infection and scar material. But she looks 100 percent better today, more like her old self than she has in months. Shes just tired as hell n give out. I thank everyone fer thier prayers n concern, i do appericate it. Ty again everyone n hope everyone is doing well.

Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Anything
Just a thought that popped in my head.I had a dream where i thought i was dead.Though i woke up and the vision was just in my head.Speaking of words never sounded so clear.That i live my life without any fear.I am not scared to walk through hell.I'll smack the devil in his face just to ring hells bell.I've walked through life with tons of care.I see your face glisten at the end of the tunnel right there.What can i say for the though of you.Piercein looks that split me in two.My heats beats as it echos through the night.Howling at the moon at a beautiful sight.Though this is good the thought of love.Without it you can not rise above.To be yourself is really what people ask.This world has enough pain no more room for an ass.It feels good to know i belong.It's like heaven opened up with its beautiful song.It had rained upon my face to show me that the light is clear.Thank god for love and the beauty that's here.This is my story what can i say.Hope you enjoyed have a great day.

I Care, Do You?
Copied and Pasted from my MySpace Blog so Ignore Anything MySpacey :D ---------------------- So I was on my way to work this morning. Another pointless day, doing pointless bullshit and most likely getting uber stressed because I put up with bullshit from everyone and I dont get paid enough to do it. I was listening to Linkin Park's - Minutes to Midnight and the song "Hands Held High" came on. I love this song for some reason. Its not because Im a Democrat, because Im not. Its not because its beautiful although I think it is. Its because it talks about the Soldiers, my brothers and sisters in the sandbox. I really thought to myself while sitting in traffic, "Do any of these people around me, really think on a daily or every other day basis think about the Soldiers, Marines, Seamen and Airmen in the Middle East?" I came to the conclusion that they dont. I just cant imagine, everyone is grateful for their freedoms they're given. All of us over here in the United State

Daddy Empty Chair
A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come > > and pray with her father. > > When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed > > with his head propped up on two pillows. > > An empty chair sat beside his bed. > > The minister assumed that the old fellow had been > > informed of his visit. > > "I guess you were expecting me, he said. > > 'No, who are you?" > > said the father. > > The minister told him his name > > and then remarked, > > "I saw the empty chair > > and I figured > > you knew I was going to show up," > > "Oh yeah, the chair," > > said the bedridden man. > > "Would you mind closing the door?" > > Puzzled, > > the minister shut the door. > > "I have never told anyone this, > > not even my daughter," > > said the man. > > "But all of my life I have never known how to pray. > > At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer, > > but it went right over my head." > > I aband

Back From Vacation
Hey folks :-) Well, today is my first day of work after 10 days off. Unfortunately the internet connection where I was sucked and could not begin to handle the CherryTap bandwidth needs. I was able to get in a little here & there, but I had to be real smart in stoping the page and loading only the pictures I was rating in order to try to keep up with folks that rated my pictures & page. In the whole time I only had one downrater (knock on wood). She rated my default picture a 10 this morning and an hour later downrated it to a 9. Not a big deal really, but it has the feel of punishment for untimely response. This afternoon, when I saw what she had done, I went to her page and rated several pictures 10 and her as well, but I blocked her anyway. It is a shame as I probably would have fanned her and tried to make friends, but I don't like how she handled things this morning. In any case, I wish her the best but I wish she find it away from me, lol. I hope everyone had a fa

Helicopter Ride
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everythin

Mouth Is Moving But ....
Subject: Fwd: FW: The Mouth is Moving But............ Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I

My Business Is Open!
For any of you who are able to reach the Waukesha area.... Calming Hands Healing, is once agian open! I have re-opend my Massage Therapy business in a New Location on the East Side of Waukesha on Arcaidian Ave. I do Deep Tissue, Reiki, Swedish, Trigger Point, Hot and Cold Hydro, relaxation, etc... If your interested or in need of a good relaxing or theraputic massage feel free to contact me! 262-224-3884

Who Your Celebrity Crush Is And Personality
I found the following article somewhere...I can't really remember. Anyway, I think it's kind of funny. Any guesses as to which one is my favorite? (and was I suprised to find her on this list!) And remember, it says "it *may* mean" ... _________ If he fantasizes about...Angelina Jolie It may mean... He's attracted to a do-gooder woman who also isn't afraid to show a bit of a wild streak. It's the reason why Jolie tops so many men's wish lists: They want the woman who is good, but not too good. And the woman who is sultry, but not too sultry. If he fantasizes about...Jennifer Aniston It may mean... Attracted to Aniston's innocent persona, he likes the girl next door and yearns to be the household protector. Though traditional gender roles have certainly changed and evolved over the last several decades, many men still enjoy playing the role of the prince who rescues the damsel in distress. If he fantasizes about...The young, troubled beauties (Paris, Lindsay, Britney) I

Bailing Paris: Sheriff Lee Baca
Sometimes when you win, you really lose. At least that seems to be the theme for Paris Hilton, who was released from jail yesterday for a mysterious mental medical condition. She was released after serving three days of a 23-day sentence. With more public outcry than most mass murderers, media and concerned citizens made her the poster child for "buying freedom." Suddenly, without warning, the publicity beast she has gracefully embraced for more than a decade turned to bite her back. The decision to free Hilton prompted attorney L.A. city attorney Rocky Delgadillo to file a petition questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton, led to media coverage that largely mocked the Hilton heiress, and convinced Rev. Al Sharpton to organize a march protest. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer then ordered Hilton to report to court today at 9 a.m."There are any number of cases of people who handled being incarcerated badly and even have health co

How La Attorney Persuaded The Judge To Sentence Paris Back To Jail For 45 Days
updated at 3pm PST - Paris Hilton Is Checked In To The Twin TowersNow that Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail, what exactly happened in the court room today?(Associated Press picture shows distressed Paris Hilton being taken back to jail this afternoon) Los Angeles city attorney Rocky Delgadillo argued at today's hearing that the LA Sheriff's Department violated the court order that Hilton not receive any special treatment - no house arrest, no monitoring anklet, no deals other than 45 days in jail for violation of her probation for DUI (see court document charging Hilton with DUI).Delgadillo argued that Hilton's ?shortening? time was unlawful, that the LA Sheriff's Department never notified the court that Hilton would be released early and that the undisclosed "medical condition" was too vague to warrant her release.The judge was persuaded and ordered LA Sheriff's to immediately take Hilton back to jail at the Twin Towers correctional facility, where she arrived at approximat

Love And Were Do Go With
WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE IS THERE SOMEONE IN YOU LIFE THAT YOU PUT IN YOU LIFE ANDGIVE THEM YOUR HEART AND SOUL SOME TIMES WE DO FALL IN LOVE AND ITS BECAUSEOF ALL THE WORNG REASON THEN WE FALL IN LOVE AND WE HAVEGOD IN ARE LIFE AND THAT RIGHT REASON TO FALLIN LOVE . THE WE THINK WE FALL IN LOVE AND ALL WE ARE LOOKING FOR IS SOMEONETO FILL THE HOLE IN ARE HEART AND ITS NOT LOVE AT ALL IT JUST SOMETHING IN ARE HUMAN NATUER TO DO . THE THERE WHAT THEY CALL SEXAL LOVE THAT LOVE OFTHE BODY AND NOTHE SPRIT

Goal Of The Day
So I just bought a new phone. Its really cool its an mp3 player and a radio and all kinds of shit. Its also a bitch to use so my goal of the day is. . .to conquer this phone and make it my bitch. When I'm done it will be nothing more than a cowering weakling begging for mercy in the corner. . .I WILL break its spirit and force it to obey already it begins to weaken. Why just moments ago i got it to send a text messege. Soon. . .soon I will be victorious.

You Decided 2
not sure if yhe blog I posted made it or not so I'll say it again if yo dont mind: I have been here at CT for a while, and have meet many wonderful people and thought wow new fiends how cool is this. then I got a wake up call. Yes a small few of you are really freinds, but I found out that to a few of you it's just a points thing. dont get me wrong points are cool but freinds are much better to have. I have helped a great many of you out with your contest or rated yur pictures 10's and rated your profiles 10's have fan'd you. and have done what ever I could to help you out. I have gotten a thanks from one or two you in general but for the most part not even a thanks or got to hell. When you post a new pic or a new blog or a photo I try to rate it for you. yes I wknow it also helps me out. I guess what I'm saying is I rather have friends and someone who will drop by and just say hello.call me silly call me stupid I dont care I would rather have frieds any day

Washcloth....yikes...
Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the hamper, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I w

Reflections On Ny
I'm sitting here not knowing what I want to say, yet the need to say anything at all is so overwhelming that I feel I may read this at the end and I'll have just rambled on having not really said anything at all. Some might argue that that is indeed the whole purpose of a blog...which I guess is fair enough. So I'm not long home from New York where I spent two whole weeks with some of the most amazing people. I actually met a friend who I met on CT over a year ago. It was an instant connection y'know and has been ever since really. Meeting one another only confirmed what she and I both knew; and that's that we're the best of friends and are likely to be till the end of time. Through her I met some wonderful people, who all made me feel so at home and welcome. Her family actually made me feel like one of the clan and the kids needless to say were fantastic. Having forged relationships with her kids on the phone it was nice to be able to become closer to them, seeing them smile at my

Poetry
Take It Or Leave It A fancy or a feeling, an illusion so appealing Afulfilling desire, that puts your world on fire God's lovely creation, or from troubles our deviation Your world's shine, or amere name for acceptance of time Soothes pain in the three magic words, or all it brings is pain and hurt In one way lifts you off the ground, in another responsibilities to you it bounds If in troubles helps you along, then why in eyes of others is it so wrong If you say love lasts forever, then why the separtion when two were together About love, we all have doubts, yet its something we can't live without Answers to these no one knows, take it or leave it, it slowly grows.

Some May See
PUNK, SKIN, SKATER, HIPPIE, MOUNTAIN GIRL, MOD, TOMBOY, DORK, ROCKER, JOCK, GOTH, ARTIST, FREAK, DANCER, MUSICIAN, FRIEND, EXHIBITIONIST, LOVER, HEALER, STUDENT, EMPLOYEE, SURVIVER, SPIRITUALIST, SISTER, FIGHTER, DAUGHTER, CAREGIVER, AUNT, TEACHER, NATURALIST, GROWER, GODMOTHER, OPEN MINDED, FRIENDLY, HELPFUL, JOYOUS, CONTENT, BELIEVER, DETERMINED, FREE, UNDERSTANDING, WILLING, ABLE, ENTHUSIASTIC, EXPERIENCED, TRUSTING, COMFORTING, INDIVIDUAL

Poetry
Missing You The way you smile puts me in denile picturing your face makes my heart race catching your smell puts me through hell Remembering our memory's together either lookin at a picture or somthin you gave me from old navy you left with a blink of an eye for that made me cry thinkin about your fears as im whipping my tears as the bright sun is glissing baby your the one im missing

Get Ahold Of Me If You See Me Online! ;)
Hey there! I just put little online/offline icons on my profile! ;) I have both AIM and Yahoo Messenger on my cell....so if you see me on, send me a message! ;) Yahoo messenger - geniebear74 AIM - geniebear74 Hope to hear from you! MuAhZzZ!!

Poetry
Im Sorry Im sorry I made you mad when u were already sad Im sorry I made u upset before sunset Im sorry I cried when i should of stayed by your side Im sorry I let u down when i should've stuck around Im sorry I thought maybe but now i just wish i could still call u baby Im sorry I spent the money for our trip to sammone but i thought instead i would buy your gravity colonge Im sorry I say sorry so much so please don't let that be the last touch

Poetry
Dieing In My Sorrows Sorrow is what i feel but its one thing i cannot heal They all shall be crying as they see me dieing For destiny is the question so i ask myself why am i so shy I can't cope with the dispair so why do so many people act like they care My true self is drifting slowly as my finger tips are going numb My blood flow is going real slow as my heart beat is going undertoe So this is how it is and this is where i lie so leave me be and don't say goodbye just leave me here to die in my sorrows

Showin Sum Cherry Love!!!!
Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz † Today is I love you day!!I LOVE YOU! Send to 7 people you love dearly whether it's friendship love or real love. If you get 5 back your spoiled! __________, .-'Y _^-, ______, .-'^H E , -^_^-, .. _, .-'^ R S , .-^_______..| _.. H E , .-^____________k __.., .-^________________i ________________________ss ________________________kis _______________________skiss _______________________kissk ______________________isskiss ____________________kisskisskis __________________skisskisskisski ________________sskisskisskisskissk ______________isskisskisskisskisskiss ____________kisskisskisskisskisskisskis _________skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss _______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk ______isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss ______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis _______skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis ~*~*~YOU'VE JUST BEEN KISSED~*~*~

Young Couple
A young couple wished to join a new church. The pastor told them, "We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?", the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month.", the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult...however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower." "The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain." "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts." "One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of pain

Poetry
Being In Love The feeling can be so revealing The touch can seem so much but to you not enough The look in your eyes is so mezmorized your skin glows as the fresh wind blows It can get you day dreaming an not even knowin the meaning Thinkin about them delicious kisses because thats what she misses hearing her sweet voice makes me moist love works in mysterious ways its like a mystical maze The desire is so great hope to find my mate The first date could be fate How can you tell i'll just let it dwell for thats being inlove

A Favor.....lol
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" he replied. "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring wi

Fubar Express Train Is A Joke!!
I really hate drama but what I hate even more are self-righteous morons who think they know everything & are above a fan train, than guess what?? They go and make one of their own LMAO!!!!!! This dee dee dee.... ♥ Life - Club Fantasia's Bartender posted this... in a blog on my fan train page... O look she went & made one http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=2212275213 The word 2 faced comes to mind...

Interesting.
Just a random thing. I was reading a mumm just now on how young someone should start teaching their child another language. Damndest thing happened a few days ago. My sister was telling me how they boy was talking to her and said, "Dame mimi please." *Ignore the spelling cause I know I annihilated it. Anyway, he took on all 3 of his languages when he said it. Dame - Spanish Mimi - Cape Verdean Please - English. I thought it was cute. :D

Here But Not Lol
I am just here now and then to check my emails and my CT messages. I still have no PC but I hope to soon , just need some of that extra cash. If u know of any one who has a computer that they are not wanting no more and would like to get rid of let me know please I would really greatly apperciate it. We'll I am going to go now , take care love ya.

Alaskan Christmas Party....yikes...lol...
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right," said Tom. I'll be there, Thanks

Sorry
Sorry I have been so rude to everyone and not say HI while I have been on, But I have been soooo busy with school and I dont get on the net much anymore. I got 4 more months left of school...Well 3 more months left in school and 1 month on the job. But I wanted to say HI to everyone and say that I am sorry for not sayin HI and writing back to you. If your on myspace you can and me there. I get on there more only because I am able to get on there while I am at school. You can find me with my email address...darkangell1979@yahoo.com Angela

Wow
well i have to say that i have met someone really nice. been talkin to them for just a short while. its so nice to meet someone and make friends with them and have no expectations. just get to know each other. its nice to feel happy. to not be so stressed. it still cracks me up that my ex wants to follow me around on here like i dont know whats goin on. i am free and i can do what i want. i just want to scream "get over it and get on with your life" just leave me alone. anyway im not gonna worry about it cause right now im very happy with the way my life is goin. couldnt be better. ive learned to take things slow and not move so fast. its so much better this way. well i wish everyone happiness in their lives. may God bless all of you.

I'm Sorry
To All The Guys Who Look Past The Nice Girls I'm sorry that I opened up to you, and told you that I really liked you. I'm sorry that I was raised with respect, and that I don't sleep with every guy that comes around. I'm sorry that my body's not perfect enough to 'satisfy' your wants. I'm sorry that I'm not 'hot'enough, to be your lady. I'm sorry that I'm actually nice, and not a bitch. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of going out. I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry that I am there to comfort you, When you and your new girl got in a fight. I'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when a hotter girl catches your eye. I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you whine about how badly

Cops
I just have to vent off steam. I want to know if I am the only female that think cops are way too hot. Is it the uniform and attitude? I ain't no groupie and yes some do not fit the bill but the ones that do..Holy Shisters. Any other person feel this way. Guys you can say how you feel about chick cops!!!

*sighs*
so i am going to be facing one of my biggest fears on July 25th @ 5:30PM est. I will be going to the dentist for the first time in over 5 years. The biggest reason I haven't been is because I don't have dental insurance. I still don't,however, I was referred to a good dentist by a friend that takes patients without insurance, and offers them a monthly payment plan. I can handle that. I can't however handle the lectures, that I'm sure I'm going to get when I go see him. I'm terrified. Ever since I was a little kid, I was afraid of the dentist. Only reason I'm really going now, is because I've had some really bad toothaches these past couple of days, and I need to get it taken care of. Anyone have any suggestions to calm my nerves down about going to the dentist? If I don't seem too much like myself for the nexty few weeks, at least now you all know why. I'm sorry.

Real Men
There Anymore REAL MEN? 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't kiss & tell. 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, and sexy. 7.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 8.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 9.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 10.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch a movie. 11.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 12.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 13.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 14.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need him, 15.) A REAL MAN lets others know he's involved. 16.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!! 17.) A REAL MA

The Rooster
Chinese Astrology The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observant. It's hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads! This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that's not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis. Roosters make great lawyers, brain surgeons and accountants, to name a few of this Sign's possible occupations. Above all else, the Rooster is very straightforward and rewards others' honesty in kind. Roosters aren't shifty or cagey and have no interest in hiding behind a facade. They are the proverbial open book, telling the truth and keeping their word. If you show your hand, the Rooster will respect you for it. This kind of t

Question...need Some Opinions
I was thinking about entering the "most seductive eyes" contest...I need some help on picking out a picture. Do I even have one that would be good for this contest? Any help would be greatly appreciate. You can post the links to the pic on here if you want...Thanks again :)

Don't Piss Off A Montana Woman....lol...
A Montana cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! "You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!"

Virgo
VIRGO: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser.

Love Is...
Now keep in mind that I wrote this on a night of drinking Vodka & Cranberry, also had a stiff glass of Jack & Coke... Here it goes. Love is... Love can be many things... How does one know what Love feels like? Many have said that they know exactly what it should feel like... They say they feel knots in their stomach... Some say they feel butterflies or their heart skips a beat, races or they feel a shortness of breath when they are around that someone or think about them... OK, so maybe that is what love is supposed to feel or be like. There are so many different types of love... For instance there is a love for a type of drink, food, colour, style ect ect ect, you get the picture or at least I hope you do... Then there is a friendship, family, puppy, crush, plain, true, in love, stalker and truely in love type of love... Yea, I bet you never thought about just how many different types of love there are, Hmmmm???? I know I'm adding some sarcasm to this and being a smartass, bu

Contest
This contest has been the greatest yet!! I have went from 378k to Cherry Insider on Sunday to 48,243 Cherry Points to go on Tuesday! yippe yay! 135 plus new fans and you have 90 new friend requests! I am working on gettin the friends requests added now! Thanks you all rock! :D

I Could Sure Use Some Help Here
I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP HERE. WHERE IS EVERYONE WHEN I NEED THEM? IM ALWAYS THERE FOR EVERYONE ANYTIME THEY CALL ME SO I WOULD APPRECIATE SOME OF THE LUV BACK GUYS COME ONE NOW IM JUST ASKING FOR SOME RATING AND A FEW COMMENTS. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=513720&i=1484022720

Parmesan Appetizers
2/3 c. Parmesan cheese 1 c. mayonnaise Garlic salt 1 bunch diced green onions 1 pkg. mini rye bread rounds or sliced French rolls Combine Parmesan cheese, mayonnaise, green onions and garlic salt to taste. Spread on sliced bread. Broil until brown. Serve immediately.

As If
http://www.myspace.com/saraevansmusic "As If" As IfSara Evans Ooh Yeah I love the way you wear those worn out blue jeans walking all around in the big sunshine Baby let me believe that you're perfect at least for a little while You don't have to tell me what you're thinking You can keep all that to yourself Baby we got such a good thing going don't show me that you're someone else {Chorus} Cause Im acting as if this blue sky's never gonna rain down on me I'm telling myself This true love's never gonna leave me lonely Unless there's something I've missed I'm acting as if We don't have to have a conversation Baby don't ya think it's going fine We don't need to send out invitations to tell the world that you're mine {Chorus} Cause Im acting as if this blue sky's never gonna rain down on me I'm telling myself This true love's never gonna leave me lonely Unless there's something I've missed I'm acting as if As if your sweet kiss is never gonn

Cold Pasta And Chicken Salad Or Shrimp Salad
8 oz. vermicelli pasta noodles 1 c. French dressing 10 fresh sliced mushrooms 1 c. fresh broccoli florets, blanched 10 slices cherry tomatoes Ripe olives (sliced) 1 can sliced artichoke hearts 2 c. cooked cubed chicken (or boiled shrimp) 1/3 c. fresh basil (or 1 1/2 teaspoon dried) 1/3 c. toasted pine nuts, optional Cook pasta, transfer to mixing bowl. Add 1/3 of the dressing and toss well. Cool and chill 3 hours. In another bowl, mix mushrooms, broccoli, tomatoes, olives, artichokes with remaining dressing. Chill. Add chicken, basil, nuts. Mix with pasta.

Girls Dreams
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." "The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be sugar?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted.

Leveling Up
I am only just over 1,800 points away from leveling up. I could sure use your help, though. Please help me by commenting and rating pics, adding me as a friend, etc. Whoever puts me over the top will receive a nice gift. Thanks for your support!

Good Night
I cry myself to sleep at night sometimes My pillow soaked with tears Because it seems that I am worthless And my happiness is drowned by my fears It seems as if you all hate me Like my whole network wants me to die Deep inside I know it’s true I fake a smile for my lie I cover my eyes whenever I’m around you I bury my head between my knees To hide from you the pain I feel That spreads throughout me like a disease I’ve been along so many paths They all take me the same way It feels like the world is my predator Feeding on me as their prey I thought there was more to this life Than being smothered with all this pain The pain that I know I give everyone Is the reason I’m growing insane I wish I weren’t such a screw up And that I don’t live for very long Simply because I fucked up too many times And how everything I do is wrong So, to everyone who’s listening I’m ending all your spite

I Shall Not Want
THE LORD IS MY SHEPERD; I SHALL NOT WANT. The lord leads me to where i need to go. I lack for nothing althoguth i think I do. HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN GREEN PASTURES; HE LEADETH ME BESDIE THE STILL WATERS. When God sees how tired and stressed I am he makes to stop and rest. Some way soem how he stops me in my tracks and makes me rest and recharge my batteries. HE RESTORETH MY SOUL; HE LEAETHE IN PATH'S OF RIGHTEOUSNESS FOR HIS NAMES SAKE. He builds me up. When I am weak and down on myself, God send an Angles to guild me back ot him. With encouraging words and love. YEA THOUGHT I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHAWDOW OF DEATH, I WIL LFEAR NO EVIL. FOR THOU ARE WITH ME; THEY ROD AND THoU STAFF THEY COMFORT ME. I will not fear for I know he is there. No matter what the world throws at me I will not buckle or fear. WHen you see me pullign away you gently pull me back. THOU PREPAREST A TABLE BEFORE ME IN THE PRESENCE OF MINE ENEMIES; THOUS ANOITED MY

My Side Of Cherrytap Bullshit
THIS WAS MY RESPONSE TO ALL THE DRAMA ON CHERRYTAP Good lord its a novel... lol.. but well put. I do not like to be controlled... or told what to do, think, what is best for me… this is my reason for not being in anymore families and what not... I stand alone.. all good for me, if I comment bomb you it is cuz I want to ... I am not going to spend my time on here doing so… I am here to relax, despite some thoughts of me... I don't like to be controlled or told that I can’t talk to this person or that person... that I can't repost something cuz if I do I could be deleted.. oh delete me...please save me the trouble. Does that make me bitch? Don't know, don't care. But I must say woohoo and yay for you on speaking your mind and letting yourself be known upfront before anyone does or tries to make ya pick a side. I deal with life and death every single day at my job. I watch people with a few months to live… literally… in pain and some dying a slowly of pain. More painful then you can ev

Sorry
I’m sorry that I love you I’m sorry that I care I’m sorry I’m not perfect My pain, I have to share I’m sorry that I’m dead Smile empty soul I’m sorry that my life Would pay the expensive toll I’m sorry that you found me In my greatest time of need But nothing can stop my death For my heart will forever bleed And the worst part About my last and final fall If how I’m not Sorry at all

My Kind Of Diamond
You’re a princess-cut diamond! You’re romantic, graceful, and sophisticated—just like the popular princess-cut diamond. Characterized by clean, square lines and intense sparkle, your relative rock conveys the kind of elegance and femininity that you possess. Plus, the rock’s clarity is as clear and true as you are with those close to you. At once classic and ladylike, a princess sparkler suits those who just love being a girl. Presented by License to Wed TAKE THE QUIZ

Burning Calories
Burning Calories... Current mood: horny Burning Calories… Giving Head messages jaw while burning 32 calories. **Swallowing is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. The American Dental Association says semen cuts through plaque better than mouth wash, so suck dick and save a smile.** Having Sex burns 358 calories. Having Rough Sex (make it hurt) burns 543 calories. Taking Partners clothes off with their consent burns 12 calories. Taking Partners clothes off without their consent burns 187 calories. Taking off her bra with two hands burns 8 calories. Taking off her bra with one hand burns 12 calories. Taking off her bra with mouth burns 85 calories. Putting on Protection while hard burns 6 calories. Putting on Protection while soft burns 315 calories. (this ones gotta suck!!) Looking for target during foreplay burns 8 calories. Finding G spot during foreplay burns 92 calories.

Because Of You
Because of you I never stay too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learn to play on the safe side so i don't get hurt Because of you I try my hardest not to look on everything Because of you I don't know how to let anyone else in Because of you I'm ashame of my live Because it's empty Because of you I am afraid

Ahhhhh Vacation Was Amazing !
Ive made it back .. it took everything I had not to try and talk my way into staying at the beach for the longest time allowed ( 21 days) .. Granted Tenting it was tough at times ( rain rain and some more rain ) .. but .. it was amazing, Everyone had a blast .. met some Very cool people and we're hoping to meet up with them again next year .. we've exchanged names and addresses so we can all plan on it ..The first nite there was so cold my teeth were chattering to their own beat .. and I did have a lil tumble .. ok . .was a big tumble but i survived . thank gawd for Boobs ..and we all got a good laugh about it . my neice said i was airborne for a good 2 seconds Hahahahahaha .. Thank gawd it happened at nite or the whole campground would have had a good laugh with us .as i said in one of my pics ... not far from us they were filming the newest Indiana Jones movie so every day we'd see something to do with it going on .. and one of the people staying near us .. worked on set .. we really

Fuck Fuck Fucker Fuckity Fuck
Im gonna mumm about this too, I need feedback. I need $400. Fast. I have a week. Otherwise I will be homeless. Should I sell my pc? I havent felt this hopeless in a while. And its lasted for-EV-er. :(

How Your Site Gets Hacked, Important
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way REPOST THIS !!!!

About The Teddybear/black Rose Collective Mum
for one.........JUST BECUASE I typed in all caps DOESNOT MEAN I AM YELLING ok?!?!?????!?!?!?!?! you are are ASSUMING............and thats kinda annoying. I am not YELLING at anyone. So those who are RUDELY tellign me to FUCK OFF need to take a FREAKIN CHILL PILL! Get it? Got it? Good!! ANYWAYS......I WILL add everyone as a friend and rate them a 10. It might take more than one day becuase I like to do toher things on here besides rate and add people all day. BUT I WILL KEEP MY WORD. If you dont wanna do it, THEN JUST DONT DO IT, dont BITCH about it. Its stupid and really freakin annoying. To GET something from me might mean GIVING, which means some EFFORT on everyones part. IF YOU DONT WANNA PUT TEH EFFORT INTO IT, DONT EXPECT TO GET ANYTHIGN OUT OF IT, PERIOD. Its as simple as that! Have a good day everyone! Love, Demonstars_Girl!

Heres Top Downloads For Your Computer
am busy doing a degree in computers level 3 got qualifactions 2 allready heres some downloaded you might be intersted in go to www.download.com type in search there (1) free zone alarm top firewall updates itself dont update to pro trail version works aswell as pro (2) avg anti visis trail works aswell as pro dont update to pro keep chevking for updates everyday downloads updatees from internet quick type in free avg (3) type in free spybot top recomended spyware updates from net no need to update (4) free adwatch dont update to pro top program (5)free cd ripper rips yur music to mp3 or cd top programs (6) free digital locker stores all your files in and no one can access god bless derek all at www.download.com god bless derek

One Moment
There are many moments in friendship, as in love, when silence is beyound words. The faults of our friends may be clear to us, but it is well to seem to shut our eyes to them. Friendship is usually treated by the majority of mankind as an everlasting thing which will survive all manner of bad treatment. But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error; it may die in a hour of a single word careless spoken. Forgive and restore the friendship....

From A Friend
Will the real marriage please stand up? Anyone who thinks that marriage is composed of magic, bliss, and excitement is headed for disappointment. Those marriages and relationships only exist in romance novels, movies or television, wild promises on the internet, and personal ads. In real life, marriage is about reciprocity and power. Reciprocity The husband gets what he wants in the marriage by giving his wife what she wants. The wife gets what she wants in the marriage by giving her husband what he wants. Neither husband nor wife ever gets 100% of what he/she wants in any marriage. Marriage partners provide mutual support and help each other with mundane problems. They compliment each other and both contribute to the marriage, often by compromise. The couple may dance by candlelight but it is after the dishes are washed, the lawn is mowed, and their day-to-day problems are solved. Fantasy marriages take place with perpetual romance in the moonlight. Real mar

Two Sides Of Jim Morrison
Jim Morrison did one thing in his life. He went to Paris to die among fellow poets. The Rolling Stones heard rumours that Brians friend had died there and went directly to France to dry out the rest of Brians soul. The excelent album Exile In The Main Vein was their last good album. When Morrison, the last and "unknown" soldier, had died there was no one left. Apart from Gram Parsons that was kicked from the sessions (by Anita Pallenberg). Parsons was the last mirror image of Brian Jones. He was forced to leave most of the projects he started including the Byrds and the country version of the Stones. Ode To L.A. While Thinking Of Brian Jones, Deceased. "I'm a resident of a city They've just picked me to play the Prince of Denmark" This could mean that Morrison saw it as his task to find out who killed Brian. Why did he feel handpicked for the task? Why should Morrison fall as a concequence of Brians' death? Why does he call the poem an ode to LA? Did he bene

Booty Call!!!
Body: BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously) RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie ther

A Letter From Ella (for Her Friends)
ALLURE TALENT COMPANY 10250 SPENCER STREET LAS VEGAS NV 89183 (702) 824-0692 ELLA@ALLURETALENT.NET To whom it may concern; This letter is to inform all of you that I will no longer be on cherrytap. Or on yahoo IM with the SN of faeella. I am also announcing the closing of Allure Talent Company possibly for a temporary time however as of July 31, 2007 all shows are canceled and the company will be undergoing a complete and total make over. Once again I am sorry for the inconvenience to everyone concerned and I am truly sorry that it has come to this. I do need to let everyone know that it is not because of the fact that I do not care of what may happen to you all I do but I have personal things to tend to at the moment and am currently unavailable to take care of everything needed to do so. For those of you who need to reach me you may to so via email at sprytes@gmail.com, once again I am sorry for any trouble that will be caused by these actions but please try

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Ha Ha
Ok, I bet you thought that with me being the smart ass that I am that I was gonna post a pic with shit on it. Ewwww...no way....yeah I'm a smart ass but ew! I'm gonna disappear for a bit. I'll be on to work on my trackz a bit and check messages, but I'm going off of all of my sites for a while. At least the music won't break my heart. I'm gonna take some time to get hard again cause I've let my heart and mind go soft and it's dangerous when that happens. I'll be back when ever...good as new.

Do You???
ok Im ganna post a few subjects & my opinions on said things. You are welcome to respond rather it be in email or if you want go ahead & copy paste it to a blog.. let me know though so i can read them :) Theory of Evolution- I think its at least plausable.. shit Ive met a few people who make me wanna believe it on the spot. ALiens? - yes.. it would be highly arrogant of the human race to believe we are the ONLY life forms out there. little green men though?? hrmm i dunno look at stonehenge & the pyramids.. those are highly complicated things for their time. Love at first site- NO lust yes.. hell theres lots of hot people... then they go & do a stupid thing like speak. some people should simply be allowed to be mute & just looked at :) God- ok heres where I will prolly piss a lot of people off... sorry I just dont buy into the myth, the man, the legend. religion in general just makes me think of hitler. Oooooh if u do this or this you're going to hell! Yeah! nothing like sc

What Is Friendship?
Friendship is sincerity wrpped in a smile. A corner of tenderness shared for a while. Its a niche in the heart that is suddenly filled; a deep-sealed longing, discovered and stilled Its a hadn on the shoulder when problems increase... A sharing of laughter a heart filled with peace. Friendship is that rarest of treasures to hold It cannot be purchased with moutains of gold. Its by protective when hope tumbles down, A fault thats forgiven... a smile for a frown. Encouragment offered When the goign is rough.

Cheezy Hashbrowns
1 3LB BAG OF HASHBROWNS(OR MAKE UR OWN) 1 CONTAINER SOUR CREAM SALT/PEPPER 1 LB SLICED IN TO PEICES AND UNCOOKED BACON 1 LB SHERRED CHEDDAR MIX, POUR IN A PAN, BAKE AT 350 FOR 45 MIN OTHER VARIATIONS: CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP INSTEAD OF SOUR CREAM ADD MUSHROOMS OR ONIONS TOO THIS CAN BE COOKED AHEAD OF TIME AND PUT IN FREEZER FOR WHEN ENTERTAINING

A Brief History Of The Leathur Lair, Part Two, From The "comeback" On...
================================================================================ 06-06-07 on-air check TLL Intro 11 V2 Grand Alice Cooper "He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)" Black Sabbath "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" WRR 29sec bump Hatebreed "I Will Be Heard" WRR TLL TenDollar Save Net Radio Avril Lavigne "Girlfriend" >voiceover: KISS "God Of Thunder" Papa Roach "Forever" Metallica "The Thing That Should Not Be" WRR FixThis Arty Fufkin "Crazy Logic" TLL Outro 7a 06-06-07 spontanious filler TLL Intro 11 V2 Grand >voiceover: KISS "God Of Thunder" Steel Dragon "Stand Up And Shout" Hatebreed "I Will Be Heard" "Cutting My Check" Papa Roach "Forever" >voiceover Slayer "Spirit In Black" Marilyn Manson "Snake Eyes And Sissies" Cradle Of Filth "Devil Woman" "Sweet Mystery Of Life" from the movie "Young Frankenstein" Hinder "Lips Of An Angel" >voiceover Black Sabbath "Dirty Women" HIM "Rebel Yell" LIVE St Madness "Vampires In The Church" "Tootie

Important Information ;)
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during lovemaking. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to give her a lasting impression and get her to BEG you for more. Hearing that you find her hot and sexy and that she smells good and tastes good while you are petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, makes her feel incredibly vulnerable to you, and can make a huge difference to her entire dynamic with you. A s mart man knows how to be sincere and to a woman, this is the differenc

A Brief History Of The Leathur Lair, Starting 12-22-06
Hello TLL fans and other curiosity seekers... For your viewing and possibly (hopefully!) reminiscing pleasure, I present to you here the playlists from The Leathur Lair from my xmas06 show up thru this past sunday night's fill-in spot... If you're not already a listener and fan, perhaps this will turn your eye and ear.... Playlists for The Leathür Lair 12-22-06 The Leathur Lair Xmas Show 2006 TLL Seasons Greetings Doc Nasty - Christmas Greetings 2006 Twisted Sister "We Wish You A Twisted Christmas" National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Theme >voiceover: Vince Guaraldi Trio "Christmas Time Is Here (Instrumental)" Star Wars "Christmas In The Stars" TLL Season's Greetings Bob Rivers "A Letter To Santa Claus" Eartha Kitt "This Year's Santa Baby" Twisted Sister "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" >voiceover .38 Special "A Wild-Eyed Christmas Night", "Santa Claus Is Back In Town" TLL Seasons Greetings Kay DeKalb Smith, Stephen Charles, Emily Faye "Check The Malls" Bob &

Laughing All The Way To The Bank.
Dear Mr. President, I just wanted to say Thank You for the outrageous gas prices! I just paid $2.90 for one gallon; it was $2.78 yesterday so I just spent another 12 cents a gallon! I am sure this brings you joy as your bank account grows and mine diminishes. I didn’t really like when gas was only $1.69 when you came into office, made me feel like I was not supporting you and your administration in getting rich. You know my goal in life is to make sure your comfortable. So enjoy the million-dollar home, the fancy car, and the 7-figure bank account. My fellow Americans and I will continue to struggle just so you can live lavishly on the hog.

Im Leaving Tomorrow
Well its been 20 yrs since Ive been to my home of the enchanted island of Puerto Rico. In 8 days I have so much to see, family, places I cant even recall and a lot of beachtime lol. Also this is my first time on a plane in 20yrs so a lil nerve recked lol. But I will post some new pics when i get back! In the mean time much love to my buddies and stay sweet dont hesitate to drop a few lines if youd like and some luv!

Hospital
My Dad was admitted into the hospital last night. I am worried about him, not sure what all the problems are yet but when I know I will keep you updated. On the bright side my brother was able to get emergency leave from Iraq for our family emergency so he will be here soon. I am looking forward to seeing him! I have been so worried about him and have missed him alot. I ask all my friends to please pray for my Dad. Hopefully your prayers and thoughts will help and his stubbornness will pull him through. Thank you Simmer

I Need A Life Preserver
-DON'T NOBODY GOT MY BACK -WHEN I NEED THEM THE MOST -I'M YELLIN WHERE'S THE LOVE AT -BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH -SOMETOMES I THINK I'M GOING DOWN -I NEED A LIFE PRESERVER -BUT YOU THROUGH ME BRICK -TRYING TO HELP ME DROWN -BUT I SURVIVE -WHAT OTHER OPTIONS DO I HAVE -CAN'T BLAME IT ON MY MOM -CAN'T BLAME IT ON MY DAD -I MADE MY OWN DECISIONS -I CHOSE THE PATH THAT I WALK -BUT ME AND MY FATHER NEVER HAD THAT MAN TO MAN TALK -BUT THERE AIN'T NO NEED FOR ME TO HATE HIM -HE DID ME THE FAVOR -WHEN HE CAUGHT ME MAMA OVULATING -HE BROUGHT ME IN THIS WORLD -THE REST IS UP TO ME -SO I'M GONNA DO WHAT I GOTTA -AND BE ALL THAT I CAN BE -NOW I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, A LAWYER, OR A JUDGE -BUT IT WASN'T MENT TO BE -SO NOW I GOT A GRUDGE -I WAS WAS MAD WITH PERSISTANCE -WHEN I ASKED FOR ASSISTANCE -YOU KEPT ME AT A DISTANCE -SO FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES -I DON'T NEED NONE OF YALL -I'M GONNA DO IT ON MY OWN -AND WHEN I STOP FALLIN -IM GONNA FLAWS IN FRONT OF ALL OF YAL

Rate Please
i think this is unfair of people not to rate as in the information i sent to all site 15 not rated on thats rubbish thanks alot so called friends family and people interested as got another 150 pages of them derek

Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00"

Maybe ..
MAYBE........ Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you wan t to be, because you hav

Asleep On Beach
This guy fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out. An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left. The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it. He went to the Dr. and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis of the big toe. "Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare." The doc said "You think that's rare, I had a woman in here this morning with athlete's pussy."

Rate Them
i got another 180 pages of better ones just spent an hour typing for all ste repay the favour or not sending no more as this is unfair will keep all for myself sent to all 55,876 people and this is all the votes i get thanks rate all my blogs or not sending no more will keep for myself and were is my friends and family they not rated this is very unsuitable of people to do this derek thankyou god bless

Spareribs With Coffee Barbecue Sauce
Difficulty: Expert Prep Time: 1 hour 30 minutes Cook Time: 2 hours Yield: 6 servings 6 pounds spareribs 8 tablespoons butter 4 large potatoes, peeled and diced 2 small onions, diced 1 cup coffee barbecue sauce, recipe follows 1 cup cooked corn kernels 2 tablespoons caraway seeds 1 cup chopped chives 1/2 cup chopped cilantro 2 bunches asparagus Kosher salt and ground pepper Place spareribs in a large pan, cover with salted water, and bring to a boil. Cook spareribs for 1 1/2 hours, drain, and allow spareribs to cool until they can be easily handled. Bone spareribs and trim all visible fat. Discard bones and fat, and cut remaining meat into 1/2-inch cubes and reserve. Heat butter in a large saute pan, preferably with a nonstick surface. Add potatoes and onions, and cook until tender. Add meat and coffee barbecue sauce and cook until all ingredients are heated through. Stir in corn, caraway seeds, chives, and cilantro. Season and reserve. Steam asparagus until fork t

Strawberry/banana Pie
THIS RECIPE CALLS FOR YOGURT,,,NOT MANY LIKE IT BUT U CANT TASTE IT ONCE EVERYTHING IS ADDED AND IT ACTUALLY IS A LOW CALORIE DESSERT AND CAN BE USED FOR BREAKFAST BEING ITS YOGURT,,MAKES 2 PIES YOU NEED: 2 SHORTBREAD COOKIE PIE SHELLS 1 BIG CONTANER OF STAWBERRY YOGURT 1 CONTAINER OF FROZEN STRAWBERRIES WITH THE JUICE 2 CONTAINER OF COOL WHIP 1 BUNCH OF BANANAS FIRST SLICE BANANAS IN PIE SHELLS MIX IN A BOWL 1 CONTAINER COOLWHIP,YOGURT AND STRAWBERRIES,,POUR OVER BANANAS AND FREEZE,,ONCE FROOZEN USE OTHER CONTAINER OF COOL WHIP FOR A TOPPING AND PUT BACK IN FREEZER TILL NEEDED MAKE SURE TO COVER IF THEY SIT MORE THAN A COUPLE OF DAYS IN FREEZER

Stealth Bomber In Contest
This here is a Stealth Bomber member in a contest.We are small and going against bigger families like the round table bomber's,etc.If anyone could spare a rate and a few comments would be appreciated.

The Farmer And The Milking Machine
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument - some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less - but still he had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he just barely reached the phone and called the supplier's customer service hotline. The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?" Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed to release automatically after collectin

Rubbed And Sauced Barbecued Baby Chickens
Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 1 hour Yield: 4 servings 2 (3 1/2-pound) "baby" chickens Olive Oil Salt and fresh ground pepper or Classic BBQ Rub, recipe follows Favorite BBQ sauce or Sassy Brown Sugar and Bourbon Sauce, recipe follows Build charcoal fire or preheat gas grill. Using poultry shears or a chef's knife, split chicken down the breast bone to cut the chicken in 1/2. Brush lightly with olive oil on all surfaces and sprinkle with salt and pepper or Classic BBQ Rub. Set aside. Using a rib holder, place the 4 chicken halves vertically skin-side facing out in each of the 4 slots. The chicken in the holder will resemble slices of toast in an old-fashioned toast holder. Place the rib/chicken holder in the center of the cooking grate over indirect medium low heat (making sure no heat is directly under the chicken.) Grill for 1 hour, or until chicken registers 185 degrees F in the thickest part of the thigh. After 30 minutes, check the internal temper

Bye Bye Baby
Artist: Madonna Album: Erotica Title: Bye Bye Baby This is not a love song Bye bye baby I keep on waiting, anticipating But i can't wait forever You say you love me You're thinking of me But we're never together Chorus: Bye bye baby bye bye It's your turn to cry That's why we have to say goodbye So say goodbye Bye bye baby bye bye It's your turn to cry This time we have to say goodbye So say goodbye You had your chances All your romances And now i just don't want you I know i love you because i hate you And now i'd rather haunt you (chorus, repeat) You're so beautiful What makes you feel exciting? What wakes you up inside? Does it make you feel good to see me cry? I think it does That's why it's time to say bye bye (chorus, repeat) I don't wanna keep the bright flame Of your ego going So i'll just stop blowin' in the wind To love you is a sin Adios Uh, this is not a love song I'd like to hurt you What excites you? what t

Spent A Hour Typing Sites For People
i have spent last hour writing blogs for sites for you all do me the favour and rate all my bloggs as have 180 more pages of same if yous dont rate its unfair so will send no more and keep for myself which is fair as sent all i wrote last hour to whole site i need the votes so its up to yous now as the rest are better than ones sent thankyou derek uk christain lounge top dance

Happily Ever After~such An Amazing Song By Tony Lucca
On the reckless and carefree wings of love Take my hand, let's fly away Make the best with what we've got And improve along the way I'm a sucker for you beauty darlin' The way you please and hurt me Scream for you to pin me down And happy to beg for mercy Be my baby, be my dream Be my, my happily ever after The touch of your hand inspires The taste of you, my favorite song A lifetime in your gallery Tell me, would that be wrong? Would that be too long? Be my baby, be my dream Be my, my happily ever after Be my lady, be my queen Be my, my happily ever after And after, on and on and on With you all the way, with you all the way On and on and on A lifetime in your arms around me Two were meant to become one Forever you're my favorite Forever I'm yours, forever I'm yours Be my baby, be my dream Be my, my happily ever after Be my lady, be my queen From here and there and in between Be my baby, be my dream Be my, my happily ever after

Apple Jacks(pancakes Acutally)
FIRST MAKE UR PANCAKE MIX(BOX IS GOOD)ADD A LITTLE CINNIMON AND SET TO THE SIDE IN A SECOND BOWL SLICED APPLES CORDED GET THE GRILL HOT AND PUT DOWN SOME BUTTER WITH THE APPLES,CINNIMON OR MAPLE SPRINKLES GRILL APPLES TILL SOFT OR INCADENCENT(SEE THREW) PUT APPLES IN BOWL WITH A LITTLE SYRUP AND BROWN SUGAR AND MIX(OR CARMEL) COOK UR CINNIMON PANCAKES AS USUAL PUT ON A PLATE,,IN THE MIDDLE PUT A SOME APPLES AND 3 TBLS SPOONS VANILLA ICE CREAM AND ROLL UP (LIKE A BURRITO OR CRAPE)AND TOP WITH CARMEL AND WHIP CREAM AS U SEE THERE IS MANY THINGS U CAN USE FOR THIS ONE CARMEL,CINNIMON, OR MAPLE ITS TOO UR TASTE OR WHAT U HAVE IN THE HOUSE

"prying Eyes"
A level of trust is bestowed On everyone I meet Changing in time As you earn my loyalty Yet one would try To learn more than is given There's nothing to hide But not ready to convey Now feelings of betrayal By one I trusted Hesitant now to reveal Disillusioned by prying eyes

Do You Fit The Profile?
Your dating personality profile:Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.Practical - You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess. You care about the stuff of like that really matters.Your date match profile:Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Your Top Ten Traits1. Funny2. Big-Hearted3. Practical4. Liberal5. Religious6. Athletic7. Adventurous8. Shy9. Stylish10. IntellectualYour Top Ten Match Traits1. Bi

Trying Not To Cry
There are days like this where death looks good. Although I have the backbone I cannot and will not do it. I am sitting here pissed off and crying because of a shitload of reasons. And yet the only thing that runs threw this fucked up phase in life is good memories with others. And how I am Leaving soon. I know that nobody really gives a shit except a few but I am happy and sad at the same time. I hate this shit missing people and as I said it would happen it all hit me at once. LOL! I am keeping faith and have hope.

Alive N Well
so i spent just a few days in florida and then away i went off on yet another adventure. Philip tracked me down because some one who shall remain nameless sent the blog to him.. i am now in denver luving up on that man as much as he will let me. on the other hand had to find out the hard way which friends go my back and which ones talk trash behind it. ah well shit happens right.. hkl y'all

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On Death And Funerals
I went to my girlfriends funeral today. The homily was lovely... The one thing that I've taken with me is 'we are not here to etch our story in books or in stones but on the people we meet' your story, your love lives on in those you leave behind. Just thought I'd leave that little morsel for everyone here... some things just HAVE to be repeated and savored.... Thanks to all that have shown their support. It's been a hard week... Now I'm just waiting for my wayward Aunt to come home from her annual summer in Mexico so I can go to my grandfathers memorial... I still hadn't cried about my grandpa til today. It doesn't feel real as they're all in CA and I'm in GA... since mom put off the funeral it wasn't feeling like it would be real... I was talking to another neighbor about my gf's funeral today and mentioned that to her. She gave me a hug and when I started to get sniffly I tried to pull away - I'm so not good at showing people the 'weak' me. She wouldn't

Song1
So full of rage and lost ambition She bites her lip just to keep you guessin’ Stars on her arms, holes in her ears The scars on her heart hide all her fears. Lost alone, nowhere to go How I feel, she’ll never know She’s so pretty in punk Pink hair, spiked belt, and a black t-shirt A million and one ways to express the hurt Sleeves of cloth or sleeves of ink She’s lost in nicotine, she’s lost in her drink She’s not alone, a place to go How she feels, We all should know She’s so pretty in punk Music is our only hope, always there always to run to The only friends we have that know just what to do We’re not alone, This now I know Just how I feel, I’ll let her know Cause she’s so pretty in punk

Hot Times Jalapeno Turkey Breast
Difficulty: Medium Prep Time: 20 minutes Inactive Prep Time: 12 hours Cook Time: 1 hour 30 minutes Yield: 8 servings This recipe is available for a limited time only. Why? 1 (6 to 8-pound) turkey breast Hot Times Rub, recipe follows Hot Times Mop, recipe follows Massage the turkey breast with the Hot Times Rub, making sure to get it over and under the skin without tearing. Place the breast in a plastic bag and refrigerate overnight. Prepare the smoker for barbecuing, bringing the temperature to 200 to 220 degrees F. Remove the turkey breast from the refrigerator and let it sit at room temperature for about 30 minutes. Cut a 3-foot piece of cheesecloth and dampen it thoroughly with water. Wrap the breast in the cheesecloth and tie the ends. Transfer the breast to the smoker, skin side up, and cook for 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 hours per pound, or until the internal temperature reaches 180 degrees F. Wet the cheesecloth down with more water at 30-minute intervals, or as appropriat

My Store Rules
OK, when I open my own store, the rules are going to change quite a bit. We will be like Walmart with an attitude. Here are the changes. We will have electric wheelchairs, but only for those that are handicapped and really need it. If you are too fucking fat and lazy to walk and shop, you don't need to be there. Get the fuck out! If you throw your money on the counter, my cashiers are going to throw your change literally back at you. Have some respect you piece of shit. You have an attitude with my cashiers, you get one back. Being a cashier is thankless work, I know because I am one. They will have every right to turn down checking you out. Don't complain about the prices, you don't like it, don't shop there. my store did fine before you walked in, will do fine without you. If you fall in the parking lot, it will be filmed and we will all laugh at your expense. If we close at 9, five minutes prior, a door will open in each corner and an axe wielding homicidal

Poetry 2
The disturbed ground of these unmarked graves, Where we buried the feelings that only love could save. My eyes burn from razor filled tears, Flooded with thoughts of wasted days,months, and years. So full of rage and lost ambition fills my head, Can we go back to the time when I wished you were dead. No sleeves can cover these scars buried deep in my skin, Just light up another cigarette, have another sip of gin. Loneliness calls to a heart that still bleeds, When this trail of crimson red ends will you even remember me? So bend your arms to look like wings and carry me away with you, Lying face down in the wreckage of broken promises and shattered dreams, Isn't exactly my idea of a dream come true. Cause day has turned to night, and red has faded to the deepest of black, And nothing but a puddle of tears marks the place and time Of smiles and laughter to which we can never go back.

Never Have Me
I had forgotten what it was like to be understood I forgot what it was like to feel good I almost lost all that I am because he almost had me I had forgotten what it was like to be heard I forgot how it felt to be loved in return I almost lost the woman I am because he almost had me I had forgotten how it felt not to be hurt I forgot what it was like to trust someones word I almost lost my mind and my soul because he almost had me But I figured out how to let go of the past I pulled myself free from the stregth of his grasp I let it all go and grew strong again and I know now....He'll NEVER have me

Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down
What the hell's going on around here? First off-let's take it from the start Straight out-can't change what's in my heart No one-can tear my beliefs apart, you can't bring me You aint-never seen no one like me Prevail-regardless what the cost might be Power-flows inside of me, you can't bring me Never-fall as long as I try Refuse-to be part of your lie Even-if it means I die, you can't bring me You can't bring me down! Who the hell you calling crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson ...was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch Time out-let's get something clear I speak-more truth than you want to hear Scapegoat-to cover up your fear, you can't bring me You aint-never seen so much might Fight for-what I know is right What up-you got yourself a fight, you can't bring me Stand up-we'll all sing along Together-aint nothin' as strong Won't quit-we aint in the wrong, you can't bring me You can't bring me down! Bring me down - you can't bring

Poetry
i'm walking a tightrope and my mind is drunk clouded with thoughts of past, present, and future my body sways back and forth between bad and worse have to stay steady have to keep my balance no focus, no drive, the rope goes on forever no end in sight no safety harness no prize waiting on the platform no net below to catch me if i lose control i use the angel and devil on my shoulders to balance me but they're too busy fighting i cant make both of them happy i cant make anyone happy some want to see me fall and some want to see me make it but everyone wants to watch me struggle like a baby taking its first steps everyone watches the humility of me balancing on this thin line some say run faster some say slow down, one step at a time but no one really knows no one ever really tries to make it all the way the end is usually too far and its easier to give up and just fall but with no net, and no safety ha

13 Goals
Goals for anyone *1*. Know yourself *2*.Know your craft *3*. Apply knowledge with wisdom *4*. Learn *5*. Achieve Balance *6*. Keep you words in good order *7*. Keep your thoughts in good order *8*. Celebrate life *9*.Attune with the cycles of Earth *10*. Breathe and eat correctly *11*. Excercise the body *12*. Meditate *13*. Honour yourself.

Beer Can Chicken With Cola Barbecue Sauce
Difficulty: Medium Prep Time: 1 hour Inactive Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 1 hour 30 minutes Yield: 2 to 4 servings 1 (12-ounce) can beer 1 (3 1/2 to 4 pound) chicken 2 tablespoons Basic Barbecue Rub, recipe follows 2 cups Cola Barbecue Sauce, for serving, recipe follows 3 to 4 handfuls apple or hickory wood chips, soaked in water for 30 minutes Pop the tab off the beer can. Using a church key style can opener, make a few more holes in the top of the can. Pour out half the beer into the soaking water of the wood chips. Set the can of beer aside. Set up the grill for indirect grilling and preheat to medium. If using a charcoal grill, place a large drip pan in the center. If using a gas grill, place all the wood chips in the smoker box or in a smoker pouch and preheat the grill to high until you see smoke, then reduce the heat to medium. Remove the packet of giblets from the body cavity of the chicken and set aside for another use. Remove and discard the fat just ins

Smoked Turkey Legs
Difficulty: Medium Prep Time: 30 minutes Inactive Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 4 hours Yield: 6 servings 6 turkey legs 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon vegetable oil Dry Rub, recipe follows Mop, recipe follows Your favorite BBQ Sauce, as needed, (recommended: North of the Border Chipotle BBQ Sauce) Several hours before planning on barbecuing, loosen the skin on the turkey legs by running your fingers under it as far as possible without tearing the skin. Combine the Worcestershire sauce and the oil. Coat your fingers with the mixture and rub really well into the turkey legs, getting as much as you can under the skin. Sprinkle the dry rub over the skin, liberally rubbing into the turkey legs and under the skin. Place the legs in plastic bags and refrigerate. Prepare the smoker for barbecuing, bringing the temperature to 200 to 220 degrees F. Remove the turkey legs from the refrigerator and let them sit at room temperature for about 30 minu

Condom Size
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves. A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

No Damage To The Pole
For those of you who asked about my daughter last night, she's ok. What happened was this - Last night Taylor was at work in the clothing store, Rue 21. She was up on a ladder removing a metal pole that clothes hang on from it's braces and it fell on her head. The good news is, Shortliners are thick headed. The bad news is they are stubborn and she kept working. Her coworkers noticed she was not herself, and when she could not figure out how to make change for a customer giving her a 20 for $10 worth of goods, they knew it could only be two possibilities - either Taylor was an Ohio State graduate or she had a concussion. So they took her to the emergency room where a doctor diagnosed her having a moderate concussion. No damage to the pole, the patient is nauseous but resting comfortably.

I Am Now Free Of The Bullshit......finally
Recently i became free of all bullshit. Having put up with it for so long i guess i forgot what clean air smells like. I hate the fact ive let so much pass me by because of this. I guess reality finally hit me right between the eyes. I met some nice people in the past and passed on them because of this so now im fearing that maybe i may have missed out on something good. I guess ill never know maybe thats my punishment for being blind. In the long run somehow a lesson has got to come out of this. I dont know what it will be but i do know that i will have learned from it. And i know i wont waste my time again on something that shouldnt have been. Ive been told that you should always go into everything with an open mind and your eyes wide open.....well sometimes you tend to get blindsided and dont always see things for what they are or see what is right in front of you. I happened to fall into that. Im not apologizing for my closemindedness nor my lack of the obvious but i do know that

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Carolina-style Pulled Pork Sandwiches
1 bone-in Boston butt pork roast, 6 to 8 pounds 1/2 cup Essence, recipe follows 1 cup hickory, mesquite, pecan or apple wood chips, soaked 1/2 cup white wine vinegar 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper Hamburger or hoagie buns, lightly toasted if desired, for serving Coat the pork evenly on all sides with the Essence, rubbing the seasoning into the meat well with your hands. Wrap the pork in a double layer of plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 4 hours and up to 2 days. Make a homemade smoker: Start by using a large roasting pan about 11 1/2-inches long by 15 inches wide. Place a piece of dampened paper towel laid out at both ends of the roasting pan. Place 4 small, 1/2-ounce glass bowls or other small heatproof bowls on top of the paper towels, 1 in each corner of the pan. Be sure that the bowls are inverted. Lay the wood chips in t

Millionaire Brisket With Coffee And Beer Mop Sauce
Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 1 hour Inactive Prep Time: 4 hours Cook Time: 6 hours Yield: 8 to 10 servings 1/4 cup kosher or sea salt 1/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 1/4 cup sweet paprika 2 tablespoons pure chili powder 2 tablespoons freshly ground black pepper 1 tablespoon onion powder 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1 (5 to 6-pound) center-cut piece of brisket 6 slices bacon Coffee and Beer Mop Sauce, recipe follows Jim's Really Easy and Really Good Barbecue Sauce, recipe follows 4 to 6 cups hickory or apple wood chips, soaked for 1 hour in water to cover, drained Make the rub by placing the salt, brown sugar, paprika, chili powder, pepper, onion powder, and oregano in a small bowl and stir to mix. If your brisket has a thick layer of fat, trim it to a thickness of 1/4-inch. Place the brisket in a roasting pan and generously sprinkle both sides with the rub, using about 3 tablespoons per side and patting it into the meat with your fingertips. The leftover

Barbecued Texas-style Beef Brisket
1 (4-pound) beef brisket, trimmed 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar 2 tablespoons kosher salt 4 tablespoons paprika 2 teaspoons granulated garlic powder 1 tablespoon granulated onion powder 1 1/2 teaspoons ground black pepper 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 2 teaspoons ground cumin Mesquite wood chips Barbecue Sauce, recipe follows Set the brisket on a large sheet of plastic wrap. In a medium bowl combine the dark brown sugar, kosher salt, paprika, granulated garlic, granulated onion, black pepper, cayenne pepper and cumin. Rub the mixture onto the brisket and wrap tightly in the plastic wrap. Place on a baking sheet and refrigerate for at least 6 hours or up to overnight. Remove the meat from the refrigerator and let come to room temperature. Soak mesquite wood chips in a large bowl of water for 1 to 2 hours. Remove, drain and set aside. Remove the meat from the refrigerator and let come to room temperature. Prepare a stove-top smoker according to the manufacturer's instructio

Turtle
AND YES I HAVE CAUGHT THEM,IN A BAKINI 8 MONTHS PREGNAT AND BAREFOOT,,CUT THEM APART AT THEIR SOFT SPOT ON THE EDGE OF THE SHELL,,ONCE ALL THATS DONE THROW THE SHELL UP ON THE GARAGE ROOF FOR LATER PURPOSES,, THEY ACTUALLY BRING MONEY BELIVE IT OR NOT,,,,THIS U HAVE TO LEAVE THE BONES IN AND PUT IN A POT TO BOIL...AS UR BOILING U NEED TO SKIM THE TOP,, THAT IS THE GAMEY SMELL AND TASTE IN THE TURTLE!!! AFTER BOILED U CAN SAVE IN FREEZER FOR A LATER GAME FEST USE SAME RECIPE AS FROG LEGS,,THE EGG/FLOUR RECIPE AND FRY,,,WHILE THATS GOING ON, GRILL SOME ONION(ACTUALLY SAUTE)DONT BURN,,AND PREHEAT OVEN OR CROCKPOT,,MAKE SURE THEY ARE DRAINED OF GREESE AND THROW IN THE CROCK POT WITH ONIONS ON TOP(I ADD MUSHROOMS TOO)WAIT FOR THE OLD MAN AND KIDS TO COME HOME AND YELL COME AND GET'R TURTLE IS EXCELLENT IN SOUPS INSTEAD OF HAMBURGER OR BEEF TOO

Behind Closed Doors
She lifts her head to the sun, Allowing its warm touch to caress her face. The night before had been torture. With every kiss and every touch he showed her that he owned her. She begged him to stop, And pleaded that the kids were in the next room. But he did not stop or even respond. Finally she gave in and lay motionless. He thrust in and out of her hard and deep. Tears ran down her face, But she never let him see them. The last seven years had all been the same. One or more times a week this was the scene in their bedroom. Everyone wonders why she looks at the ground. Her broken spirit and shattered heart wont let her look others in the eye. She gave him three children. One of which she is sure was conceived against her will. He told her it was her fault, And that if she would have given it to him more then he would not have had to take it. A broken spirit and shattered heart is what became of her. Her heart stopped with every touch of his hands. She felt nauseo

Circumcised--priceless
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of thclass was squirming around ,scratching his crotch,and not paying attention.She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite ambarrased and whispered that he had recently been circumcised and was quite itchy The teacher told him to go down the princapal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.He did it and returned to his class.Suddenly,there was a commotion at the back of the room. She want back to investigate only to find him sitting at his dest with his weenie hanging out. "I thought i told you to call your mom!"she said. "I did," he said,"and she told me that if i could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." KIDS-- DON'T YOU JUST LOVE 'EM?

My Health
Well in the past I have posted blogs about the illnesses with my mother and mother in law, Well now I guess its my turn. Im my last blogs I wrote about me having fibromylgia syndrome. Well, at that time I was in a mild attack, I could walk with the help of a cane and the pain was not quite unbearable. Since then I have got worse. The pain is excruciating at times. I am now unable to walk. I have to use a wheelchair to get around. It hurts to sit to long but I am not able to move. I have to depend on my kids to bring me what I need and it sux. I try not to be a burden on him, hes only 16, but if i need him hes here in a second. I honestly dont know what I would do without him. I want this to go away so bad, I need it to go away. I wouldnt mind anyone that knows what I'm going through to talk to me, I would love to share with someone that knows. Well, I'm finnished venting for the day. I will post more later

Sex Me Not On Ct .
COME ON PEOPLE SHE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TO BE OUR NEW GODMOTHER,SHE IS THE SWEETEST AND HELPS EVERYONE NOW SHE NEED ALL YOUR HELP SO PLEASE COME ON GIVE HER A HAND AND HELP HER TO GET THERE............... HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEK YA'LL HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL WildCat ♥MÏ§§*ÇĦΞЯЯ¥™♥@ CherryTAP (repost of original by '۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞ ҒõÚñÐÈR ñ õWñÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ñ LõÚñGÈ۞' on '2007-07-10 09:30:29') (repost of original by 'SweetIvoryKisses "Hitwoman 4 Hire" Contest Killer' on '2007-07-10 09:39:51')

Wtf Is Wrong With People????
To those of you who have truely been my friend, please ignore this rant but to those of you who have taken me for granted and think that I'm some kind of "disposable" friend.......FUCK YOU ALL!!! Because of my aquarian nature, I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve and take people at their word, you know the whole benefit of the doubt thing...Well not any fucking more. I am tired of being lied to, stabbed in the fucking back by people that I considered to be friends. I want you all to know that Im not after a boyfriend or girlfriend though I can have either one that I wanted.. All I have ever asked of any of my friends is to be just that....my friend. Is it too much to ask for some common courtesy if plans need to be cancelled? Is kindness and honesty too much for people to afford anymore? Jesus people are so fucked up and it seems they all put on a facade until they get your trust then FUCK YOU OVER royally. Well, this last time for me was the final straw. From now on people, if

Do Angels Lose Their Wings?
Angels never lose their wings, if the do they grow back again. Angels never leave your side, they are always there to ride. Only the best of us have Angels on our side, there're not there wasteing time. The world is so full of crime, it can bottle your mind. So as long as you have your Angels by your side they will always be there to ride!

Frog Legs
AFTER U HAVE BEEN OUT ALL NIGHT HUNTING AND HAVE ABOUT 10 PAIRS OF LEGS(DONT JUST THROW THEM AT THE OLE LADY IF U WANT THEM COOKED RIGHT) IVE HAD THEM GRILLED WITH BBQ,PAN FRIED,DEEP FRIED,AND GRILLED,TO ME THE BEST IS PAN FRIED....AND FOR THOSE WHO DONT LIKE THE GAMEY TASTE U CAN SOAK IN WATER AND SALT OR MILK,,SOME THINGS LIKE RABBIT U CAN PREBOIL.... 2 EGGS SCRAMBLED IN A BOWL AND FILL WITH WATER(DONT USE MILK IT MAKES THE BATTER WHEN U COOK LOOK DARK WHEN THEY COME OUT) BOWL OF FLOUR AT THIS TIME U CAN PUT IN SPICES I PREFUR TO WAIT TILL IM DONE COOKIN THEM (ALSO BATTER MIX WORKS GOOD TOO) DEPENDING HOW CRISPY U WANT THEM IS HOW MANY TIMES U DIP THEM IN A PAN(PERFERABLY CAST IRON WITH A EDGE)HAVE HOT OIL ENOUGH TO COVER THE BOTTOM(FOR DEEP FRIED,,,DEEP ENOUGH TO COVER THE LEGS) SO DIP IN EGG THEN FLOUR AND THROW IN HOT OIL,,U'LL KNOW WHEN DONE THEY FLOAT,, IT DOESNT TAKE LONG 5/10 MIN

She Did What With Who?? Omg
lol nah i dont know the latest trash about someone but while your here come rate and bomb me in a contest i know i dont have a really cool car or anything but its decent and its my first contest and id really like to win Please Click the photo below to vote for me Thanks ill owe you in the future

Love It Or Leave It!
IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants.However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has

English, French, Spanish
Reports indicate that the English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon, though security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'. Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since 'the blitz' in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to a 'Bloody Nuisance.' The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide.' The only two higher levels in France a re 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate.' The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shou

Ct Marriage!
hey all, hmmm...bogs...new to this, so thought id just have some fun. Got married in CT last night..yea, it was fast, but known each other long time...lol. and no..wasnt cuz we suddenly had a littl cherry on the way..lol...but enjoy'n the praticing part...lol. hmmmmm...honeymoon was good, we went to blue mountains in australia...lovely. had a little cabin...wont go into details...but lets just say i was haven a damn good time!!!! "gone fishen for good" was so sweet...so far he has peed a few times...and when i got up...he not only put seat down...he closed the lid!!! and not a drop on the floor!!! what a man!!! im the luckiest gal around. of course he had to go back to work...so missed breakfast...and left me to make the bed...he can help mess it up but cant offer to help make it...hmmmmm...looks like im going to have to do somehard core training on him!!! well.....im off...love to all my CT friends, will chat again soon....MWAH to all!!

This Guy Has A High Self-image
Jury duty excuse: I'm a racist, homophobic liar STORY HIGHLIGHTS Daniel Ellis really, really doesn't to want to serve as a juror He tries to get out of it, saying he is homophobic and a racist He also says he's a liar Judge is appalled, refers case to prosecutors BARNSTABLE, Massachusetts (AP) -- A Cape Cod man who claimed he was homophobic, racist and a habitual liar to avoid jury duty earned an angry rebuke from a judge on Monday, who referred the case to prosecutors for possible charges. "In 32 years of service in courtrooms, as a prosecutor, as a defense attorney and now as a judge, I have quite frankly never confronted such a brazen situation of an individual attempting to avoid juror service," Barnstable Superior Court Judge Gary Nickerson told Daniel Ellis, according to a preliminary court transcript of the exchange. Ellis, of Falmouth, had been called to court with about 60 other potential jurors for possible service on a 23-member grand jury. On a ques

Australian Court Docket
AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when Sh

Why?
Why do people tell you that they are going to kill themselves when in reality they are too scared to?! Is it just for attention? I mean common, the first few times, I got worried, tried to talk them out of it. I know what its like, I used to be suicidal. Almost succeeded once. But after about the 6th or 7th time, it gets kind of old. Evidently, this person is trying to OD on happy pills. Is that even possible? I dont know, all I know is that it is stupid. Get some fucking help. The world is not out to get you, and its not ending. Stop being a fucking attention whore and go hit your head against a wall a few times. Im sure that'll help. But please stop claiming you're going to do something when you really arent. Especailly something as serious as that.

Potato Salad
OK THIS IS ONE OF THE RECIPES I HAVE IN MY HEAD,, AND OF COURSE EVERYONE HAS THERE OWN RECIPES 10 BIG POTATOES BOILED PEELED AND DICED WHILE WARM IN A BIGGGGGGGG BOWL A BUNDLE OF GREEN ONION DICED(USE THE TOPS TOO FOR COLOR) 10 EGGS BOILED AND DICED(BOIL UR EGGS WITH THE POTATOS,,SAVES ON DISHES LATER,, HAHAHAHA) 2-3 STAWKS OF CELERY(SAVE THE LEAVES FOR SOUP LATER ON) 1/2 WHITE ONION PINCH OF CELERY SALT SHREDDED CARROT 1 GREEN/RED PEPPER DICED(HAVE USED THE JARRED ONES TOO) 1 CUP PICKLE RELISH(DILL RELISH WILL WORK TO,,JUST NOT HOT DOG RELISH IT WILL COLOR UR POTATO SALAD GREEN) SALT AND PEPPER 1 JAR MAYO 1/2 CUP MUSTARD 1 CUP SUGAR OK UR GONNA HAVE TO GET UR HANDS DIRTY ON THIS ONE SO MAKE SURE U WASH THEM OR HAVE PLASTIC GLOVES,,, MIX TOGETHER AND ACTULLY SMOOSH IT TOGETHER. U CAN EAT WARM OR COLD,, BEEN TOLD ITS BEST WHEN JUST MIXED AND STILL WARM

Looooooong One
1. What do you say most when you're trying NOT to curse? Poop 2. Do You Own An Ipod? Nope 3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most? A bunch of them or they wouldn't be up there. lol 4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To? Don't use an alarm. 5. Do You Want To Fall In Love? I couldn't avoid it.. Love found me when I least expected it. 6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold? Sometimes. 7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture? Both, but lately I've been obsessed with taking nature photographs. 8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched? Transformers. 9.Do any of your friends have kids? Some do, some don't. 10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy? Hahaha. I'm sure someone has. 11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep? Herbal meds only. 12. Are you a cuddler? very much so 13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate milk? Chocolate. 14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week? If anyone has they didn't

America
JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going

The Cold Within
Ok.. this is one of my favorite poems~ Author Unknown The Cold Within Six humans trapped by happenstance in the bleak and bitter cold.. each possessed a stick of wood or so the stories told.. their dying fire in need of logs the first man held his back, for of the faces around the fire he noticed one was black The next man set in tattered clothes, he gave his coat a hitch.. why should his log be put to use to warm the idle rich The rich man sat back and thought of the wealth he had in store and how to keep what he had earned from the lazy shiftless poor The next man sitting cross the way saw one not of his church and couldn't bring himself to give the fire his stick of birch The black mans face bespoke revenge as the fire passed from his sight for all he saw in his stick of wood was a chance to spite the white Their logs held tight in deaths still hands is proof of human sin They didn't die from the cold without.. They died from the cold within

Awakening...
I loved you SO much That I STOPPED lovin ME I gave you my ALL Yet you STILL couldnt see Who I really am And what Im all about How down for you I was You were ALWAYS full of doubt Not seein how good I was You always called me names BITCH & SLUT & WHORE Were words you threw in rage A rage that was UNJUST That I DID NOT deserve When ever you were mad You stabbed me with your words Always pissed off @ somethin That you made up in your head There were MANY times I cryed @ night As we lay there in our bed But you didnt even care You were slowly KILLIN me The more you held me down The less that I could breath You took away my pride I felt less than who I am You put me down & when I cryed You didnt give a damn And then the day you broke me down You destroyed all that I had You laughed in my face @my pain It made you happy that I was sad I opened my eyes and to

Where I Have Been !!!!
Hello all: Sorry to have dropped of the face of the earth as I did but between computer problems and the constant pain I have just not been at the computer for any period of time.I was feeling a little bit better today so I thought I would at least let you know that I am still here !!!!! I might not be on as much as before but maybe from time to time I can log on and say hi... I also wanted all of my friends to know that I have missed talking and spending time with you but I just needed to rest some !!!! So for now if you catch me on and want to yell feel free !!!!!If I am here I will answer but I will not be around as much as I was before !!!!!

I Would Rather Have.......... Sent To My From A Dear Friend Thank You
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8 Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do l

July 10th Capricorn Horoscope
When a certain someone's on the scene, something miraculous happens in your heart. Go ahead and giggle like a schoolgirl. This change in your emotional state makes you notice other moments of magic in your life

Please Come Help Im Way Behind And Need U All
HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS CRAZYLADY AND I NEED YOUR HELP IM IN THIS CONTEST AND IM WAY BEHIND SO ANY OF MY INDEPENDENT BOMBERZS FAMILY AND FRIENDS THAT CAN I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE SOME HELP. IM SORRY TO ASK BUT I REALLY NEED IT AND I WILL RETURN ALL FAVORS THANK YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE TIME TO COME SHOW SOME LUV

Im Not Gonna Be Around For A While
hey guys, yep its me again, erm ... i think the time has come for me to cut down the hours i spend on the net big time now as i have to prepare for the arrival of my daughter, Skye-Logan and my little girl comes first, i know you will understand. we have a lot to do from now until Skye-Logan is born (3 months time) we have to prepare for the baby but it isnt the same way as normal with a bedroom for the baby as we are waiting to move, the baby's bedroom, is going to be in our bedroom until we move back to my hometown. so we have to convert the bedroom into a mulitpurpose bedroom, with baby things in there i.e changing station wardrobes moses basket crib etc as well as our bed wardrobes etc, so its takin a while, we have to make the living room into a child friendly place as it isnt that way at the moment, i.e just like corners of tables need to be protected area and shelves need to be cleaned off, and things not needed needs to be gotten rid of, carpets need to be cleaned etc.

Morphs Created By K.o.w. New Morpher July9 Th.
' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Awesome New Kingdom of Wolves Morphs Created,by our very Own Master Morpher,SpiritWolf,Here are His Various Morphs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Here are New Kingdom Morphs an Friends of The Kingdom of Wolves. a>

Blots Book Cntinue Hi How Here We Go
apartment therapy www.apartmenttheraph.com simple,functinal designs and advice for making the most of your space craftster www.crafster.org/blog crafter.org ia a forum for people who love to make things with their own two hands,including clothing,toys,jewelery,papercrafts cute overload mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload worth it for the rules of cuteness alone. daily rx time.blogs.com/daily_rx time magazines daily notes on health and medice. dilbert blog dilbetblog.typepad.com scott adams has a lot more to say than his strip will allow. gridskipper www.gridskipper www.gridskipper.com an off the track guide to the worlds major urban dwellings. imomus imomus.livejournal.com eclectic musican travels about the globe, visiting installations and enjoy music from japan to germany. japundit www.japundit.com a touch of japan written in english language. lost romote www.lostremote.com keeping up with the latest trends and tecnology in tv and new media. make:bl

Bein Hacked Sucks
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way REPOST THIS !!!!

Baked Beans
OK FIRST TO LET U KNOW ALL THESE RECIPES CAN CHANGE DAY TO DAY DEPENDING WHATS IN UR CABINET OR FRIDGE,,,THESE RECIPES HAVE NO BOOKS,, JUST OUT OF MY PERSONAL NOTEBOOK OF RECIPES,, ITS HARD TO PUT MEASUREMENTS ON SOMETHING UR USED TO "PINCH HERE PINCH THERE". THIS IS ALL HOW I GOT THE HILLBILLIE NAME!!!!! ALOT OF THE RECIPES ARE JUST IN MY HEAD TOO!!! THAT SAID ON TO THE FIRST RECIPE BAKED BEANS: 1 CAN BAKED BEANS 2 CAN BLACK BEANS 1 CAN BUTTER BEANS 1 CAN KIDNEY BEANS 1 CHOPPED ONION 1/2 LBS BACON(JUST DICE AND THROW IN)(CAN USE HAM) 1/4 CUP MOLASSAS(WHATEVER SYRUP U HAVE WILL WORK) 1/4 CUP TOMATO SAUCE OR KETCHEP(CANNED DICED TOMATOS WORK TO) 1/8 CUP MUSTARD OR A SQUIRT 1 CUP WATER IF U LIKE UR BEANS JUICY 1/2 CUP BROWN SUGAR(IF NOT USE MORE SYRUP OR WHITE SUGAR) MIX ALL TOGETHER IN A POT AND COOK ALL DAY ON SIMMER OR TO UR TASTE...U CAN USE THE BEANS U HAVE ON THE SHELF THOSE JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE ONES I USED TODAY

Latest On Gypsy (july 10th)
For all those who have been following Gypsy's progress here is her latest email passed on to me by Renate. The resiliance & positivity of this lady amazes me ... Gidday All..... I fluffed up last night and sent the e-mail I was writing instead of saving it in Drafts DUH!!!!...a major 'Blond Moment'.... and I'm still a red head.... Wellllll ..... Red & Grey.... ... This e-mail was supposed to be an update.... so I had better concentrate on the task at hand... At present....I am on huge doses of Methadone.... and this tends to leave me more than just a wee bit groggie I have been known to doze off on the dunny.... at the kitchen table.... and in front of the TV.... and even dozing while on the computer....lol.....lol....I woke up at around 3 am a few nights ago and my neck & face were reallllly sore ... The entire left side has a deep imprint of the keyboard on it.....lol.... whenever I started to type.... my teeth would rattle....lol.....lol..Not reallllly.....lmaooooo B

Fate
I have realized something over the last 3 months... If you're single, why not just enjoy it. see the world around you. Look in differant areas. Never settle!!!Don't make it your lifes goal to find that "one". When you think you have found them and their only interest in you is to see what they can get and hurt you, never chase them. let them go their own seperate way. never plot revenge... it makes you as low as that person. When you are meant to find them, fate will make it so you are both in the same place at the same time... Trust fate. till then enjoy your life to the fullest. To a certain person.... You're on your own honey. :)

Hopw Ct Profiles Get Hacked...
How Your CT Profile Gets Hacked *****IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE****** This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a se

Amy Has Be Put Behind Bars Lol
EARLIER TODAY AMY CAME OVER TO MY CASTLE WHERE I HAVE LINDA IN A COLD DARK CELL. AMY THOUGHT SHE WOULD COME OVER AND SPANK MY ASS, WHICH SHE DID MANAGE TO DO JUST THE ONCE, BUT AS SHE TRIED TO SPANK ME A SECOND TIME I GRABBED HER WRIST AND SLAPPED THE CUFFS ON HER. SO NOW I HAVE AMY BEHIND BARS AND SHE IS NOT GETTING OUT UNTIL EVERYONE STOPS SPANKING ME. LOL

Find Out More About Me In Here!!!!
A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49{---Basics---}Name: CarynNickname(s): Age: 30Birthday: April 18, 1977Birthplace: HoustonCurrent Location: CarrolltonEye Color: BlueHair Color: Dirty Blonde, Light Blonde, & Strawberry BlondeHeight: 5'9Weight: AlotLefty or Righty: RightyZodiac Sign: AriesWhat Do You Drive: 2001 Chevy BlazerScreenname: If u know me, u more than likely already have it{---Favorites---}Color: hunter green, maroon, dark blue, blackNumber: 2Band: not just 1, there's manyMusic Genre: just about everythingTV Show: Criss Angel MindefreakMovie: ElizabethtownActor: Orlando BloomActress: Julia RobertsKind of Movie: whatever I'm in the mood forCartoon: manySport: VolleyballFast Food Restaurant: Taco BellFood: MexicanIce Cream: Cake BatterCereal:

Sex Tips
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. {LMAO} Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you'

Goodmorning Cherries!
I'd sure rather be here hangin' out with you guys today, but I have to head out to work in about 10 mins. You can bet once I get off this afternoon, that I'll be back to check in and see what's been going on in the CT world, while I was gone. I'm getting a little closer to taking over 6th place in the contest I'm in..less than 100 comments to go, so if you're bored today...or even if you're not, and would just like to help out...I would sure appreciate it. Stop by and drop as many bomb comments as you can, and don't forget to rate also. Maybe I can take over that 6th place position, before the days over....that would be NICE! [ CherryTAP.com photo: 437396038 ] HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A CT DAY! Lev

Animals
OK there are all these ppl out there that say that they love animals and all these goups fighting for animal rights and all that. but where are these ppl when you need them. I just had to put down my cat because i could not afford to take her to the vet but when calling EVERY place for animals in the phone book to see if the can help EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THESE "animal lovers is wanting money and are not willing to work with you on it. I am not a radical and am not trying to start any kinda movement, I just think that there neesds to be a free clinic for animals like there is for humans. i know it wont happen ne time soon but what the hell

Oyster Pie
1/4 cup oil 1/2 cup chopped green onion, tops and bottoms 1/2 cup all purpose flour 2 stalks celery, chopped 3/4 cup milk Salt, black and red pepper to taste 1 pint oysters Hot sauce to taste 1 small clove garlic, minced 8-inch unbaked pie shell, top and bottom 1/4 bell pepper, chopped 1/4 cup minced parsley Make a roux with oil and flour, stirring constantly until it reaches the hue of a brown paper bag. Add milk. Stir well. Drain juice from oysters and add only oysters to sauce. Cook for 15 minutes or until oysters have thrown off all their juice. If mixture is too thick, add oyster juice. Add chopped ingredients and salt, peppers and hot sauce to taste. (Salt must be added last to keep milk from curdling. Put oyster mixture in unbaked 8-inch pie shell and cover with top crust. Start pie at 450 degrees and cook 15 minutes to prevent inside crust from being soggy. Reduce heat to 350 degrees and continue cooking until nicely browned.

Horoscope For Today
When a certain someone's on the scene, something miraculous happens in your heart. Go ahead and giggle like a schoolgirl. This change in your emotional state makes you notice other moments of magic in your life. ****now it would be damn nice if i had a clue who that certain someone is lol

"dear Life"
"Dear Life" Life's full of superstitions and it's fueled by mere addictions. At times this science fiction makes it look like television. The screen's transparency translates into lunacy and this sea we're swimming in is running deeper than the most profound incision But I'll hold on. Words mark this territory, the dark is not obligatory. When this story ends one day we will shower in its glory. That's why we hold on. This life beckons and I reckon we meet angels every second and when those angels spread their wings...our lives learn another lesson. And even if we don't believe, we still become a better person. So hold on. Live hard but love much harder, don't let pain become your armor: when everything's bombarded…simply smile and know you're guarded. And Hold on. 7.10.07

How Your Ct Profile Gets Hacked *****important Info Inside******
How Your CT Profile Gets Hacked *****IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE****** This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a se

Welfare Recipient Lmao
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi ... you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "your timing is just excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary will be $300,000. per year." The guy, wide eyed, says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it."

Dj Corrupt
Doggpound's ONE & ONLY!! COME and CHILL! HE WILL TEAR SHIT UP AND PLAY ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Ðj ÇØЯЯÜPŦ{♥NB♥}{OWNER ÇÏ}{ÐÜ Mgmt}' on '2007-07-09 21:48:35') (repost of original by '☆(¯`·._)§t@r¤§trùçk(¯`·._)☆Keeper*of*ÇØЯЯÜPŦ's*♥{DU☆CI}' on '2007-07-09 21:59:18') (repost of original by 'Ðj ÇØЯЯÜPŦ{♥NB♥}{OWNER ÇÏ}{ÐÜ Mgmt}' on '2007-07-09 22:03:36')

Fight For What Is Right
I can never work out the mind of a women, maybe it's because as the saying goes Women are from Venus Men are from Mars. Still when the day comes that a guy honestly and truly knows a women inside and out, thats when I'll give up the chase. The ex of my son decides to come back on the scene after (her words not mine) "Taking time out" from my son. If every parent could do this I feel they would. Although this is not an ideal world. The long and short of this blog is that I feel lost for what to do for the best. My son is under going further test for cerebal palse, my ex is using him like a porn in a game of chess to obtain a place. My view on this is that she has a lot of issues she needs to deal with in her life first, without dragging my son around. I'm intending on going to get him this weekend and face all the arguements that come with taking my son. I don't want my son in an environment where he is at the moment. My thoughts and feeling on paper/blogs sometimes help m

Workout Proper Attire
If you are going to work out, please come in proper attire. Don't come to workout in church shoes. Don't come to workout in walking shorts and black socks. You look like somebody's grandma/grandpa.. but then again, maybe you are. Don't workout in an Polo/Izod shirt. See above. If you are not sure what you are doing, ask one of the people that work there, stupid. Don't stay on the same machine to complete your whole set of reps. There are other machines you can use between sets. You are holding up the people who actually know what they are doing. Don't wear an ipod until you are sure you know what you are doing. Women, don't cover up your booty if you wear spandex. You wore the spandex for a reason. Let the reason be known. Also, women, now I don't know this from personal experience, but a friend of a friend suggests not to wear thongs while working out, unless you want to be rubbed raw in places that only your doctor should see. I actually saw this one today: If you workout during you

3 Little Pigs
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want iced tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want more tea, lots a nd lots of iced tea," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," but why have you only ordered

Friends...........
A man was exploring caves by the seashore. In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls. It was like someone had rolled clay balls and left them out in the sun to bake. They didn't look like much, but they intrigued the man, so he took the bag out of the cave with him. As he strolled along the beach, he would throw the clay balls one at a time out into the ocean as far as he could. He thought little about it, until he dropped one of the clay balls and it cracked open on a rock. Inside was a beautiful, precious stone! Excited, the man started breaking open the remaining clay balls. Each contained a similar treasure. He found thousands of dollars worth of jewels in the 20 or so clay balls he had left. Then it struck him. He had been on the beach a long time. He had thrown maybe 50 or 60 of the clay balls with their hidden treasure into the ocean waves. Instead of thousands of dollars in treasure, he could have taken home tens of thousa

Sum Shit U Need 2 Try
When it comes to sex positions, after a while it's only natural to fall back on your old favorites. And there's nothing really wrong with that -- except that, well, it's kind of dull. So mix things up! Experiment! Surprise your guy with something unexpected! After all, making even subtle changes to your current go-to list can mean the difference between a sex life that's fine -- and one that's on fire. Digging Deep We're most familiar with man-on-top positions. They're great for gazing lustily into each other's eyes. And as an added bonus, they're terrific for deep penetration. For fans of deep, intense penetration and enthusiastic thrusting, you can't beat this position. With this variation, the top half of your body can't move much, but you can make up for it by moving your pelvis both up and down and side to side. First, lie back on the bed with your torso and bottom on the bed and your legs resting on the floor. When he penetrates, you bend your knees back toward your stom

A True Boyfriend
To ALL Girls: This is exactly how a guy should treat you...If he doesn't he's not the one for you... To ALL Guys: This is exactly how you should treat a girl...If you want her to be with you forever... A True Boyfriend ~give her a jacket, sweatshirt or even hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you ~leave her sweet messages for her when she wakes up ~sneak up behind her a whisper sweet nothings ~grab her by the waist ~do anything to make her smile ~always make her laugh ~tell her shes beautiful not sexy ~tell her she has amazing or beautiful eyes ~buy her things just because ~when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend ~if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay ~NEVER cheat on her ~call her just to say hi ~kiss her on the forehead ~when you walk with her, walk slowly and better yet holding her hand ~tickle her even when she says stop ~tell her you miss her.. even if you just saw her an hour ago ~DON'T S

Http://myspace.com/davidsdemo
{{{{{{{{{{ Its Easier }}}}}}}}}} ..........its easier to walk the fence than to choose.... its easier to keep on hand an excuse ..... But i dont mind ....i dont mind .... Better get off if you want ... or hang on for the ride... Its Easier to leave, behind than to stay... Its easier to curse , my god than to pray...But i dont mind..... i dont mind... Either get off while you can,... or hang on for the ride....i dont mind,... and i know ,..good advice, doesn't change ,and up hill climb,... i dont mind ,.if your heart tells you to be here...oh -no....you cant go ,...you cant try,...doesnt change the bottom line,..take your time ,... if you need to make all your "S's" clear.....Its Easier to say ,the odds are against you ,.. but whats difficult for one,..is easier for two,.. but i dont mind,.. i dont mind,.. either get off while you can ,...or hang on for the ride,.. i dont mind,... i dont mind ,....i dont mind ,.

Poetry
sacrifice Gone today another way to cut me with your subtle knife burned away scarred to stay You left me as your sacrifice desperately hot need to breathe i can still taste you on my skin bleeding memories screaming in pain you never truly leave me alone rough hands hard body i want you more and more promises kept oaths taken you never lied to me truth hurts eyes cry doesn\'t take away the shame Peopaka 0710\07

The Fireman
In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible..The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix .. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine. Firem

Oy Vey. (now Slightly Edited For 5perc. More Content, Whee)
I cannot believe the series of e-mails I'm having right now, between me and someone who on the basis of a claim that "I knew the man" wishes to insert a death date for a composer. He may well. Wikipedia is not an instant news service. If it's not backed up, if there is not a citation it should not be there, really. (Yeah, there's a lot of my stuff that needs work. And will receive it.) Note: not going to continue fruitless conversation until he actually reads the links I placed on his homepage (standard welcome-to-Wikipedia links.) Then he wouldn't accuse me of dictatorially removing material- which anyone can do... just as anyone can restore it (what I can do and not just anyone can do, is temp. block him for abuse.)

Thoughts
Everything for You You are my everything When I wake up it is you on my mind All day You put a smile on my face You have come in to my world My heart I want you and need you You complete me What was love without you? NOTHING You are my love My future is with you I am yours for the asking My love, my heart my time I love you It is unreal But yet true How much my heart belongs to you Do not hurt it Take care of it And it will take care of you

I Just Dropped A Friend...
not because they were being a d**k or anything, but because my computer froze EVERY TIME I visited their profile. My point? Don't overload your profile! Keep it simple aside from your "skin" and if you have a lot of clever little banners or more than one video, for the love of whatever you worship, USE YOUR STASH, PEOPLE! Remember, some people here have computers that can't even handle the high-end graphics you're trying to shove on them. I bet some can't even use Flash because it overloads their browser and memory. Why do you think I keep my profile minimal? So no one has to drop me as a friend just because my profile freezes their computer. Also, watch those damned animated skins. They take up more load time than you think.

I Think It's Tuesday!
Good morning/good afternoon, dear friends! My daughter Jessica and her crew just left, driving back to Garland, Texas - hope it's not under water, lol! It was a rather turbulent visit for me. If I wasn't feeling disconnected, I was wallowing in deep sadness, wanting to cry. What a mess! I've come to the conclusion my Empathic ability is powering up a few notches. Haven't learned how to balance out the pain - lots of hurting people in this world, especially right now! May the Goddess help us all deal with the changes taking place in all of us, the changes taking place in our Mother Earth as well! I extend a heartfelt thank you to Wiz and Becky aka Mistress of Wolves! They threw me a lifeline when I thought I was going down for the last time late yesterday afternoon. May the Goddess bless you both! Muahz! I revel in the joyous highs of my life! I'm learning that, to maintain balance, I must deal with the darkest of lows as well! I'm still acquiring the personal tools to accompli

Right On The Money Today!!
When a certain someone's on the scene, something miraculous happens in your heart. Go ahead and giggle like a schoolgirl. This change in your emotional state makes you notice other moments of magic in your life. (my horoscope for today)

Worse Than High School
I find it hard to believe that my pictures keep getting flagged as NSFW. I look at pictures scrolling by on the top and see girls in their bras with their nipples showing or guys with profanity in their names and yet all of that is totally acceptable ... so please explain to me how my fully clothed butt is so unsuitable for work or how my girlfriend and I playing with rocks making symbols on our stomachs is hardly safe for work. The hypocrisy of the site is anyone can decide they do not like you and tag a picture. I am sure no one cares about my rant but it is ridiculous!

Check It Out.
Hey if there are any guys out there that has kids and is looking for a place to get advice and chat with other dads then check out this web site http://www.daddyplace.com/ its a great place to hang out.

Just So You Know
Hey everyone! Wanted to let you all know that I may not really be around the next couple of days. I have been dealing with a bad migraine for the past week and can't seem to get rid of it. I have a feeling that I'm just gonna have to go to the doctor and get some good medicine for it cuz nothing else is working. In the meantime, I hope you all have a great day and week and hope to talk with you all soon. Take care and keep in touch! Melissa

How The Phone Should Be Answered In America
JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going

How Men Choose A Wife Lol
Chosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money. The first did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new mak e up and bought several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man was impressed. The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for th

Tatto Is Finished Finally
Well I have finsihed my Tatto finally.. only took just over an hour. I have got the final piece dont last night and it looks great. Now I have it all completed. I am going to have pictures of each piece to show everyone and along with there meanings. There are 7 pieces can anyone guess on what they stand for? if so then I will send you a gift! If you want to see a pictre of it I am putting in my defult page today.

Man Of The House Lol
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be "THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sinful dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The f****ing funeral director would be my first guess."

Hommies
Found this and thought this was cool JUGGALO VS. FRIEND-- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides

Lickable
Taste. If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable. If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat. If You Get 10 Or More Back You're Lick-A-Licious. Have A Kick Ass Day. Sending You Lickz, Bitez 'n' Kissez _________####___####___________ _______################_________ _____####################_______ ____#########_#_##########______ _######_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#######___ __#######______#_#_###########__ _____###_____#_____########_____ ______#_____#____########_______ _____#_____#_____####___________ ____#______#___#_#______________ ____#_____#_____##______________ ____#_________#_##______________ _____#______#_#_#_______________ ______#__#_#_#_#________________ _________###____________________

New Pics
Hey friends, and family I have uploaded 2 new pics of myself with my new perm and haircut. I think it looks really good. In the pics you really can see how curly it is, but it looks really nice :D Hope you all will check these out. I rarly post pics of me so this is a treat. hehe ;) Well, talk to you all soon. *hugs* Beckie PS, sorry the pics are looking bad, I had to take them on cam. :-/

I'm Not Doing Well...
So, this has been a shitty few days. Not that I haven't enjoyed myself out, but bad things. My laptop hard drive is dead. My laptop is out of warranty. The HDD is out of warranty. I have no money to replace it. My phone got bored Monday and hard reset itself between leaving my hotel and arriving at work. All of the hundreds of addresses and phone numbers on there were backed up... on my laptop that died. I now have two whole people in my PDA. My windshield was cracked by a rock on Thursday night. It spiderwebbed to the edge of the windshield overnight, and when I got in the car Friday it was growing. My credit card is maxed out with the business stuff I'm putting on it. Not that I had much room on it anyway. I'm worried. Also I can't get to myspace from work. Alsoalso my home PC is dying :(

Update On My Lufe
Just to let you all know today I got to court to let the judge know I still cannot find my ex wife. I needed to try and serve her the paperwork regarding me putting in for full custody of our children. All I know is she is still up in Fresno somewhere, she won't tell me where she is because she thinks I would turn her into the Army (which I would). She hasn't clled me in over 2 weeks now. So I am hoping the judge will just grant me what I have asked for. Here's some other news in my life right now...I am single again, I still have no clue what happened. Everything was going pretty good with the girl I was seeing. Last Monday she told me how happy she was to be with me and we started talking more serious. Tuesday we went out to dinner and to the bar and had a great time. We even planned a little trip for August or September. We did seperate things for the 4th because we each already had plans with family that day. Thursayd morning she gets kinda wierd on me in the morning telling me ma

I Really Need Advise On Something
Ok, this is to all the guys out there that have girlfriends/wives. Why do you need to go on a site and flirt with people who you'll prob never meet if you have someone at home who you say you are happy with????? Not to mention the fact that that person didnt even know that you belonged to that site... Why would you lie abt something like that? Does it make you feel like a real man to know thst youre getting away with something that your girl has no idea abt???? WTF??? And then ignore her when she finds you on here and messages you.... I really dont get it? Is it because the girl youre living with and marrying next year isnt good enough for you? Or is it that it's just easier to get off to people who would never want anything to do with you anyway, so you pretend to have some sort of "dellusional realationship" with them with no strings attached? I really dont understand... Could someone please enlighten me???? Thanks...Oh, and Sean, if you read this, you better reply!!

Competition
When I arrived at work yesterday and got on the elevator,a female employee asked me if I would have competed on the tv show,Top Chef,if given the opportunity.I replied,"No", and said that I am not a competitive person.She then said,"Why,your not good enough?" with a tone that was loaded with attitude.I remained cool and stated again that I was not a competitive and added that I believe that being competitive implies that there is not enough to go around. What I mean by my reply is that I do not feel the need to compete and win against others in order to know that I've achieved something.I am my own best competitor and I am strongly self motivated.If I ever competed in some sort of contest,I would do so for the experience.Winning is at the bottom of the list.If I do win,cool,if I do not win,cool.I will walk away with the best the situation had to offer.

Tick Removal
> Please forward to anyone with children. or hunters, etc!! thanks! > > A school nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And > it really works!! > > I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove > a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's > sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle > of a head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a > cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and let it > stay on the repulsive insect for a few seconds (15-20), after which the > tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you > lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and > that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and > easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this > would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for > advice because

Manners & Physique
Artist: Adam Ant Album: Manners & Physique Title: Manners & Physique Adam ant/andre cymone Pick your honey up never let her go Say you want an answer the answer isn't no Do it any style right across the floor And when you feel exhausted Then you know it's time for more I love it when you tease And better when you pose But i can't kiss a lipstick Or date a pile of clothes You really got a bod I saw it so i know So why the sweats and baggy clothes Like you don't have to show Rebob the bebop doin' it doggie style I wanna see you sweat that would be unique 'cos all that really matters is your Manners and physique yeah Manners and physique Manners and physique I wanna see you sweat That would be unique 'cos all that really matters is your Manners and physique Pick your honey up never let her go Say you want an answer the answer isn't no When you gonna stop Crawling on your back Treating daily workout Like an aphrodisiac Now you quit the drugs

Illegal Immigrants
POEM - Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobb

Pope & The Sikh
Pope & the Sikh About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave. The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Harbinder Singh to represent them. Harbinder asked for one additional condition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Harbinder pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Harbinder pu

Angel
Artist: Shaggy Album: Hot Shot Title: Angel angel Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling Angel Girl, you're my friend when i'm in need, lady Life is one big party when you're still young But who's gonna have your back when it's all Done It's all good when you're little, you have Pure fun Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run Looking back shorty always mention Said me not giving her much attention She was there through my incarceration I want to show the nation my appreciation Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling Angel Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling Angel Girl, you're my friend when i'm in need, lady You're a queen and so you should be treated Though you never get the lovin' that you Needed Could have left, but i called and you heeded Begged and i pleaded, mission completed Mama said that

Internet Access Yay!
Thank goodness for internet access at work. Work has slowed down alot for me lately and I'm just glad I can browse the internet and access Cherrytap to keep me entertained at times. I have to be here in the office at least 10 to 12 hours a day if not more. They just like to see people working long hours. I guess it makes the company feel better about their employess. I on the other hand think it's unfair. I mean people do have lives outside of work right?

From Ct. Family Member. 'anhkah Aka Lara' ~ Consort...
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Men And Women
- THiNGS WOMEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consi der themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24%

Your The One
i had a dream a while ago, of you and me together. i reached out to hold you, but you vanished just like the weather. i wake up missing you, cryin cause you arent here. wishing i could hold you; praying i could hold you near. you have no idea how much i love you, and what i wouldn't give. to alway's be in your arms, without you i don't think i could live. your the one i've always needed, theone i loved all along. the one i miss in my dreams, the one my sooul needs to be strong. you have no idea how soft your touch is, or how it makes me feel. i wish i could lock myself away with you, just so my heart could heal. i wish there was no time, so we could always be together. i'd kiss you endlessyl, and hold you in my arms forever. you are my entire world, without you i would fall apart. i love you with everything that's in me, you'll always have this heart.

Quote For July 10
In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the old they are a comfort and aid in their weakness, and those in the prime of life they incite to noble deeds. -- Aristotle Bonus Quote: You want my vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, asshole? You got it! -- Gabriel Cash, Tango & Cash This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Real Fights
Syracuse, 1996 We all know this one. As the story goes, Shawn got a little too flirty with a female who was dating one of the military thugs at the bar. Once outside, the thugs jumped Michaels and beat him silly. Big ol’ Bulldog and small (but feisty) X-Pac jumped out of the car to help out Shawn until the thugs ran away. A battered and bruised Michaels appeared on Raw shortly thereafter and the announcers acknowledged the legit beating. WINNER: Thugs, and all Canadian fans who hate Shawn. Shawn Michaels vs. Ron & Don Harris, 1996 I think this happened right before the Syracuse incident. The Harris twins were on their way out of the WWF, and decided to shake a little fear into HBK in the locker room before they left. If they really wanted to scare Shawn, they should’ve threatened him with tapes of their matches in WCW in ’99. WINNER: WWF fans, who didn’t have to watch the Harris twins wrestle anymore. And the Canadians again. Eddy Guerrero vs. Road Warrior Hawk, 199? Hea

Away For A Little While...
I've been away for a little while. =P He's been in town again this week. (Last visit we'll have before Christmas break. *sigh*) It's official, we've decided that as soon as finances permit, we're relocating me to Virginia. Yay! It'll probably take some time to get everything set up, but the sooner the better, for both of us. Sorry if I missed any birthdays while I've been away, and I hope ya all had a great holiday! *hugs*

Picture
Artist: Kid Rock Album: Cocky Title: Picture feat. Sheryl Crow Living my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I ain't seen the sunshine in three damn days Been fueling up on cocaine and whiskey Wish I had a good girl to miss me Oh I wonder if I'll ever change my ways (Hook)2x I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't look at you While I'm lying next to her I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her [SHERYL CROW] I called you last night in the hotel Everyone knows but they won't tell But their half-hearted smiles tell me something just ain't right I've been waiting on you for a long time Filling up on heartaches and cheap wine I ain't heard from you in three damn nights (Hook)2x I put your picture away I wonder where you've been I can't look at you while I'm lying next to him I put your picture away I wonder where you've been I can't look at you while I

Fucking Suv's
so i had a bike wreck. thats why i havren't been on lately. a black hummer pulled out in front of me, but worry not. a broken elbow, and quite a bit of road rash later, i'm back up and working. so watch the fucking suv drivers. may they all burn in hell. oh, and the bike is fine, just cosmetic. so yay.

Ha Ha! When Pigs Fly. . . . .
Mayor urges Parisians to be more polite Mayor Bertrand Delanoe launched the first Paris Tourist Day Monday Campaign aims to help Parisians improve habits when dealing with foreigners. Tourists urged to try French products, experience Parisian lifestyle PARIS, France (AP) -- Their city is the world's No. 1 tourist destination, yet Parisians sometimes seem downright grumpy about it. On Monday, city officials set out to change that, urging cab drivers to smile and telling waiters to try out their English. Tourists, too, were given tips like "try out French products" instead of heading to the first Starbucks in search of friendly service. As Mayor Bertrand Delanoe launched the first Paris Tourist Day on the sprawling Trocadero Plaza across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower, the response from passers-by was predictable: Parisians said their rude reputation was exaggerated. Visitors disagreed. Paul Roll, director of the Paris Tourism Office, conceded that the French capital

Wonder Why This Isn't Making The Major News!!
Sprint ditches customers who complain too much Mon Jul 9, 2007 6:48 PM BST NEW YORK, July 9 (Reuters) - Sprint Nextel Corp , which recently launched an advertising campaign to attract new customers, is disconnecting more than 1,000 subscribers for calling its customer service lines too often and making what the company called unreasonable requests. The No. 3 U.S. wireless provider with 53 million customers said on Monday it started sending service termination letters on June 25. Sprint said the cancellations involved 1,000 to 1,200 customers who had called the company about 40,000 times a month in total. "These customers were calling to a degree that we felt was excessive," said Sprint spokeswoman Roni Singleton, adding the company needed to cull its customer base to improve services. "In some cases they were calling customer care hundreds of times a month for a period of six to 12 months on the same issues even after we felt those issues had been resolved," she said. Singleton,

Over And Over
Artist: Various Artists Album: Now That's What I Call Music! 18 Title: Nelly with Tim McGraw- Over & Over Cause its all in my head I think about it over and over again And I can't keep picturing you with him And it hurts so bad, yeah Cause it's on in my head I think about it over and over again I replay it over and over again And I can't take it yeah I can't shake it Nooo I can't wait to see you Want to see if you still got that look in your eyes That one you had for me before we said our goodbyes And it's a shame that we got to spend our time Being mad about the same things Over and over again About the same things Over and over again Ohh But I think she's leaving Ooh man she's leaving I don't know what else to do (I Can't go on not loving you) Cause its all in my head I think about it over and over again And I can't keep picturing you with him And it hurts so bad, yeah Cause its on in my head I think about it over and over again I replay it ove

Estate Planning 101
Estate Planning 101 When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.

Go To Hell Ct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST OFF I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT CT SUX ASS ...WHY YOU ASK...HERES WHY. I COME ON HERE THIS MORNING TO CHECK MY MAIL ONLY TO FIND OUT MY PRIMARY PIC HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF....OK FIRST OFF IT WAS A DAMN PIC OF ME IN A WHITE PAIR OF PANTS....PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT KIND OF PIC GETS LABLED NOT SAFE FOR WORK? THATS HAPPENED TWICE ALREADY AND FRANKLY IM GETTING TIRED OF IT.........BUT YET PEOPLE CAN SEND PIX ARE THEIR FUCKING DICK ON HERE......I DONT UNDERSTAND IT.....I THOUGHT CT WAS THE HAPPENING PLACE TO BE....BUT ALL IT IT IS A DAMN LIE....YOU CANT EVEN HAVE A PIC OF YOU IN A PAIR OF PANTS WITHOUT IT BEING LABLED NSFW.....AND BABYJESUS....I LIKE CT DUDE BUT REALLY COME ON ITS NOT RIGHT....YALL BOUNCERS WANT TO SEE NEWCOMERS...BUT THE RULES ARE REDICULOUS.....,FIRST OFF ONE OF THE RULES SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE 18 AND OVER TO JOIN...WELL I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU CAN GET ON HERE AND LIE ABOUT UR AGE CUZ ONE OF MY FRIENDS ON HERE IS UNDER 18....EXPLAIN THAT TO ME ....AND HOW IM ALWAYS RECIEVIN

50 Years
See what 50 years can do? Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a z

Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself
Oh Hell Yeah Reposted: One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son ste

With Arms Wide Open
Artist: Creed Album: Human Clay Title: With Arms Wide Open Well I just heard the news today It seems my life is going to change I closed my eyes, begin to pray Then tears of joy stream down my face With arms wide open Under the sunlight Welcome to this place I'll show you everything With arms wide open Well I don't know if I'm ready To be the man I have to be I'll take a breath, take her by my side We stand in awe, we've created life With arms wide open Under the sunlight Welcome to this place I'll show you everything With arms wide open Now everything has changed I'll show you love I'll show you everything With arms wide open If I had just one wish Only one demand I hope he's not like me I hope he understands That he can take this life And hold it by the hand And he can greet the world With arms wide open...

Kissing Facts
Everybody seems to know how to kiss. The question is: Are you aware of a variety of interesting facts and details about a kiss? Is kissing good or bad for you? How do they do it in Japan, France and other countries? Can you slim down by kissing too much? Below are some of the most curious things about kissing. 1. An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. In other words, kissing can be used as an effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles. 2. Lovers swap saliva containing various substances e.g. fats, mineral salts, proteins while kissing. According to latest studies, the exchange of the above substances can give a boost to the production of antibodies which are made specifically to deal with the antigens associated with different diseases as they are encountered. 3. As a rule, 66 percent of people keep their eyes closed while kissing. The rest take pleasure in watching the emotions run the gamut on the faces of their partners. 4. According to U.S. stati

More Than Friends
when i look in to your eyes i became memorized when your hand brushes mine i become paralized all you have to do is give that smile and my heart drops to my knees you are always in my thoughts you are always in my dreams i wish that you could see how much i feel for you i wish you were here in my loving arms i pray for an embrace that means we are more than friends i wait for that day for you to say all the words i want to hear from the depths of your heart so i pray i pray i so longingly pray for you to say those 3 simple words i feel for you i love you!

Are You Ready For This?
How Enron Worked the President! (This is an interesting bit of information that you don't hear much about.) 1. Enron's chairman did meet with the president and the vice president in the Oval Office. 2. Enron gave $420,000 to the president's party over three years. 3. It donated $100,000 to the president's inauguration festivities. 4. The Enron chairman stayed at the White House 11 times. 5. The corporation had access to the administration at its highest level and even enlisted the Commerce and State Departments to grease deals for it. 6. The taxpayer-supported Export-Import Bank subsidized Enron for more than $600 million in just one transaction. Scandalous!! (Look below ....... ) BUT...the president under whom all this happened WASN'T George W. Bush. SURPRISE!!! It was President Bill Clinton! Pass this on so the whole Country will know. The Media Won't! ARE

It Hurts ...
monday is the 16 th of july .... a day that will never bring joy and as its creeping closer its eating me up !! sorry for once again being depressing to anyone reading this i just wish it didnt hurt so much !! have ya ever wanted something so bad but know you cant have it till ya die .... you cant run away and hide from it its always there you cant reach and touch it its to far away it could bring the biggest smile yet only brings sadness and tears its one thing we all try to avoid but yet i cant wait to be there ...........

Repost From Bloody Kisses...good Point For Those Not Aware
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

I Will Always Remember
the truth is that our time has come no need to make anymore excuses the plans that we made to go for life i guess the pain caused them to die i am sorry that time changed us deep insidei am stillme... but you believe what you want to believe... stillliving we had a great love once upon a time but i guess fairytales do end... yet it was quite beautiful the way it began great things are coming... for your star does shine and as the day goes by... i can tell of a love i lost that i wasn't able to find there are 2 sides of every story but listen baby... i will never say anything bad about you i have shared the pain... as well the glory so listen baby... i will always remember the truth truth being... i will always remember you.

Last Breath
What do I do~~ When every thought of you... Reminds me of what might have been There is nothing I have~~ That I would not give To feel you and hold you again Late nights I wake up~~ Looking around me Im hoping to see that you're there But when I realise you're gone~~ And Im still all ALONE Im angry that life's so unfair There are thousands of tears~~ And they are drowning my soul Im screaming and dieing inside Memories are torchure~~ And I CAN'T escape them It feels like Im losing my mind I swear I can hear you~~ You speak to me softly Gently you whisper my name Is that you that I feel~~ standing behind me I feel like im going insane I hear you say you're always with me~~ that Im safe in your arms That you love me and you're not afraid But I cant stop my tears~~ they continue to flow And I wish you would kiss them away I just CANT UNDERSTAND~~ I searched for SO long And JUST when I found you at last

From Ct. Family Member. 'anhkah Aka Lara' ~ Consort...
views: 19 comments: 5 ratings: 0 This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log o

Poem
My friend Martin sent me this .. so i thought id put it on here .. thanks hunny :) ... "When Things Go Wrong" When things go wrong as they sometimes will, When the road you are trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest, if you must, but do not quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out. Don't give up though the pace seems slow - You may succeed with another blow. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of the clouds of doubt. And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far. So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit - It's when things seem worst that you must not quit. anon

Ct And Hackers/thanks Dark Soul
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Soldiers
Oh Hell Yeah One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forwa

Info U Can Use
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself
Oh Hell Yeah One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped for

Questioner
A • Are you available?: yes • What is your age?: 33 • What annoys you?: bad drivers, and haters B • Do you know anyone named Billy?: Billy Joel? • When is your birthday?: Jan 26 • Who is your best friend?: N/A C • What's your favorite candy?: Don’t have one • Ever tried a cigarette?: yes 9 years then quit, haven’t had one for 7 years now • When was the last time you cried?: 13 years old D • Do you daydream?: no • What's your favorite kind of dog?: Alaskan Husky • What day of the week is it?: Tuesday E How do you like your eggs?: Love to eat eggs but all I do when I do is get sick Ever been to the emergency room? Yes, in my life I have been 4 times F • Do you use fly swatters?: only on others .Have you ever used a foghorn?: yes… train horns and 180 decimal air horns • Is there a fan in your room?: only on CherryTap G • Do you chew gum?: often • Do you like gummy candies?: no • Do you like gory movies? No B movies but yes H • How are you?:

See What 50 Years Can Do
See what 50 years can do? Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a z

Traffic Question
Traffic Question Most men will get this right! You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass? Which is the correct choice?

Please Be Patient....lol
I have NO idea what happened over the last 12 hours here....I put my "Gator Butt" picture up and my friends request went through the roof. So, if I have just recently added you - know that I am getting around to rating and fanning you - cross my heart - PROMISE! LOL! Thanks for all the love, keep bringing it and special thanks to Sexy Daddy for ALL his love - MUAH!

Cockyness!
To have faith is to believe in truth, believe that truth confers special power on those lucky enough to get a little insight, and to know in our hearts that all these things come from God, which is why we should never get too cocky about our successes.....

How Your Ct Profile Gets Hacked
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Miles Apart
Mile's Apart You still have my Heart Our Soul's Joined Together as One I look Into the Midnight Sky And all i can do is Cry sometime's i Sit And wonder Why Sometime's i feel as if something inside me has died. I Wish We could Have Had More time.I watch the star filled Sky Watching them Sparkle Like Diamond's Reminding me Of How Your Spirit Shine's through Reaching Deep Down To My Heart I know though the mile's are many that seperate us nothing can stop the love that has grown between our two heart's our bond foever embeded into my heart. copywrite©2007LJM

Women In Midlife Lmao
For the YOUNG ONES… read the very last part of this and you will understand why I sent this (other than I SURE do not want to gain 10 pounds)! As for those of us that can reflect on some of these situations… ENJOY!!!! ***************************************************************************************** If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds k I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life

I Have A New Respect For Sears
Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year? How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up... Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. Suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves. Pass it on. Decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department: Received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have just b

People Ask Me Why And I Will Tell You Why
I met a couple ladies off my island, and those who would did meet me (on here) gave me nothing but drama. And people ask me why dont I wont I date locals. Well maybe I havent met someone on this island who dont have issues or drama. Its fairly simple, you got drama, either check it at the door, or dont bother me. I dont need to live my life as a soap opera to have my life complete.

Love Is
love is the greatest feeling love is like a play love is what i feel for you each and everyday love is like a smile love is like a song love is a great emotion that keeps us going strong i love you with my heart my body and my soul i love the way i keep loving like a love i can't control so remember when your eyes meet mine i love you with all my heart all i have poured my entire soul into you right from the very start

Cleaning Up My Cherry Tap
IM CLEANING OUT MY CHERRY LIST JUST TO LET YOU KNOW SO ITS NOT A SURPRISE TO ANY ONE I HAVE TRIED TALKING TO MOST ON MY LIST MAYBE NOT EVERY DAY AND I DONT HAVE MANY ON MY LIST BUT IF YOU WANNA STILLL REMAIN ON MY LIST LET ME KNOW IF I DONT HEAR ANYTHING WELL THEN OH WELL

Too Nice Out To Work
I am looking outside as the sun is shining in my window and wondering how I could make money and stay at home laying out by the pool.. I guess I could start a Porn business... make homemade movies.. but that would only get me into trouble.. I could sell drugs, but I am against them.. I could sell all my worldly goods I have here but then that money would only ast me a short time.. Well, I guess I am going to get up and go to work then.. Gotta do the 12 hour thing for the next few days...

Sears Supports Our Military Let's Support Them
Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year? How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up... Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. Suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves. Pass it on. Decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department: Received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have

This Book Is Very Intersting Blogs Conti
eatonweb portal www.potal.eatonweb.com the first blog directory, brigitte eastons eatonweb portal was started in 1999 just as blogs were taking off. she accepted link submissions based on one criterion only: the site must consist of dated entries. her standard became widely accepted during a time when there was still a lot of debate about defines a blog. eatonweb is still the definitive blog portal, and you should add it to your blogroll if for no reson than to share in part of blogging history. blogpulse www.blogpulse.com an established blog search engine browsing over twenty five million blogs, blogpulse includes a trnd tool, a featured trends section and popular conversation tracer.# blog catalog www.blogcatalog.com a blog directory offering regional searches of topical sites with over forty categories to chose from, including pets,politics,philosophy,and podcasting. blog search engine www.blogsearchengine.com a blog specific search engine featuring short of independent revie

A Poem To Give You Goosebumps
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys

Head Over Heals
I woke at 2:30 am and couldnt get back to sleep, I have fallen head over heals and I am in way too deep! Fallen for someone, but they are so far away, show her my love, I try to everyday. Still her blue eyes haunt me from afar, damn I wish I had my own car. Making all of my days much happier and bright, my hearts on a string flying high like a kite. Just once I wish I could sing to her, and tell her how much I am in a stir. Word cant even explain what she means to me, all I can do is tell her and let her see. I dreamed if I could make her happy, I had to choose between mine or hers ! I choose hers! Gave my own life so the one i love the most can live further on! Really I would do it in a heartbeat, if I only knew it would make everything right! That my friends is love!

Heres Is Aother I Hope You Like Them All
my heart flutters, my hands shake, my feelings for you are beyond heavens gate those feelings i have for you are pure this i know for sure withoutyou i am incomplete because your love for me is so sweet.

Sleezy Pottydoodle
OK.....take a minute and laugh!! MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Pr ofes sor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,