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Run Away
nobody gets it noone understands they see everything but are blind to the truth my pain is an open wound i cant close it up inside its gonna split me in 2 my head is aching my heart is breaking i cant take anymore the days seems to flow together in a river of continuous struggle i try to catch my breath before i sink under loosing what i had left of me im tired of being what you want i want to be me but with you i cant be i have to break free i need a new shot to find myself again ive lost who i am who i thought ive become along the way watching as i drift away a little more everyday im stuck with you why cant they see??? im tired of "fixing" this pretending the abuse isnt there hiding the truth of who you are to put on this false front of pretending i cant and wont do it again so i will leave and disappear noone cares around me so why let them know

Just More Of The Silly Story!!
As I tried to get away from the male wolf I couldn't. Once again there was a blur of energy and I found myself face to face with a man that was wild. His eyes still burned like the sun. I thought to myself what will he do now that he's pin me. So I was about to hit him with all the power I had in me, when he let up on the bite. Not enough for me to break away but enough to slow the pain. Next he started to lick the mark he made on me. Slow and soft, in a way that made me think of other places for him to put his tongue. I found myself wishing that he would. My nipples started to grow hard. That's when my mind got jolted back to here and now. I open my eyes to see what had brought me back to the here and now. To my delight Anna had slipped in to the hot tub. She looked good in the all purple suit. She smiled at me and said"Didn't mean to shock you. " I smiled what else could i do,she had jolted me from thoughts that still bug me in ways I wasn't ready for. We talked some more mai

Bistro Catfish
1/4 cup chopped sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil, drained with 2 tablespoons oil reserved 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 catfish fillets (about 6 ounces each) 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1 package (10 ounces) fresh spinach, cleaned In a large deep skillet, heat the 2 tablespoons reserved oil over medium heat; sauté the garlic for 1 to 2 minutes, until golden. Sprinkle both sides of the fish with salt and pepper. Place the fish in the skillet; cover, and cook for 8 to 10 minutes, or until the fish flakes easily with a fork. Add the spinach and sun-dried tomatoes to the skillet. Cover, and cook for 1 to 2 minutes, or until the spinach wilts but is still bright green. Place the spinach on a serving plate and top with the fish fillets. Drizzle with the pan drippings, and serve. Serves 2

There Once Was
There Once was a girl, whose life was like a fiery hell. Every year it got worse. There once was a time when the girl loved someone who was 9 years older. She had sex with him, her parents said she couldn't see him anymore. There once was a time when this girl found out her parents might be separating. It got so bad she didn't know what to do. There once WAS a girl. Her life was so screwed up, she didn't want to live anymore. That's why she ONCE WAS! Can't remember when I wrote this one.

Oreo Personality Test
Results Only Take the Test first! (click on the cookie) Your Personality: 1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. 2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal. 3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit. 4. Feverous Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium

What Do You Think About This
something happened yesterday that hurt me really bad and i was just wondering if i am blowing it out of proportion or if i have a right to the way that i do. I was off from work yesterday and my husband worked, he was injured at work and was taken to a local hospital for medical help. the incident happened around 10 am and i found out about it at 5pm that evening when he was on his way home. when i asked him why he didint tell me that he was injured and was at the hospital most of the day he said that he didnt want me to come over there and sit with him. this comment hurt really bad and made me feel as though i am not important enough to contact if something really bad happens to him. he told his coworkers not to contact me as well. if something had happened to my husband i would not have known anything about it until it was too late to say goodbye or for our children to say good bye to him. am i wrong for feeling hurt and angry at him for this or so i have eery right to feel the eay t

Lemon Pudding Cake
1 egg, separated 1/2 c. sugar 1/3 c. milk 2 T. all-purpose flour 2 T. lemon juice 1 t. grated lemon peel 1/8 t. salt Whipped cream, optional In a mixing bowl, beat egg yolk. Add sugar, milk, flour, lemon juice, peel and salt; beat until smooth. Beat egg white until stiff peaks form; gently fold into lemon mixture. Pour into two ungreased 6-oz. custard cups (cups will be very full). Place the cups in an 8-in. square baking pan. Pour boiling water into pan to a depth of 1 in. Bake at 325 for 40-45 min. or until a knife inserted comes out clean and top is golden. Serve with whipped cream if desired. 2 servings

Pain
I am a soul filled with pain. Trapped in darkness, having NO hope of getting out of this thick darkness. The things that can cause this are very few. They may be few but they are deeply scaring my soul. For one, I moved away from my home town. The town I've been raised in since I was one years old. Second, I then had to move again to a new place that I didn't like very much. Until i met Monica, Who is like a big sister to me now. And Shannon, who is like a big brother. Third, I had to move up here. In the hell hole of really deep darkness with a lot of pain. Everyone thinks they can play with my emotions and push me around. I've been pushed around since I was in first grade. That is what's brought me here, to this deep painful darkness. If you have any of these problems or ones simular to them, You are in pain. I have them all so I am in a very very deep painful darkness. Which I call pain. Written on: 12-12-90

So True I Know I Dont Care Either
This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't.. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere posses

Abandon
“Abandon” Abandon was a little baby by her own flesh and blood, By someone who didn’t want the responsibility. Abandon while her father was away, left behind for him to care for. Abandon by someone who was only a young girl herself, Not ready for a child, By someone who didn’t want to stay home and care for one. always wanting to have fun with her friends instead. Abandon by a young girl who ran away from the merical of life. Abandon by someone who would leave behind a child, later on in life expecting to be able to come back for it. But when she dose, it will be to late for her own flesh and blood will taken in by someone who wanted to take the responsibility unlike, the child’s mother, who abandon her. My First poem I have ever written. On 8-2-90

Friends
So man is this a bad day for me and problems... So I introduced my g/f to this guy. They get along great! I am really happy for them , but not she seems to be dumping me for the guy. She hardly ever comes over anymore, when she was here everyday, she doesn't call hardly anymore. She had told me that she was coming out today to celebrate my birthday together, but she can't because her and the guy have now made plans. I am really happy for her and him, but man to just stop all the sudden seems kinda rude. So again I ask am I crazy for this or what?

When We're Together
When we're together all my problems go to the back of my mind, all I can think of is you. You are the world to me, if you were to leave me my world would colaps. You are the reason I want to keep living, if you were to go I would rather die then have to live without you. When we're together you treat me like I'm on top of the world, and I do the same for you. I'm so happy when we're together, but when we are apart I feel like a part of me is missing. When we're together you make me feel loved and wanted, which I'm greatful. I know that you love me and forever will. I just want you to know that, I love when we're together. Written on: 6-21-94

My True Feelings
When I’m with you I feel so safe. Can this be a crush or am I in love? You hold the answer Be-cause your the one I love. All I think about is you being Mine forever. I really hope this works. Want is all I can hope for unless You can grant my one wish. To have you as mine for awhile even though I Know it won't last forever. How I wish it would. I'm writing this because my Feeling-s for you are everlasting. Because...you are so sweet, nice, and understanding. I hope my Love for You is mutual. Read the first word of every line to find my true feelings I've hidden inside. Written when I was 14 years old.

Watch This Video, Then Think About Why Spaying And Neutering Is So Important
better get some tissue, this is extreamly sad, but it's reality, Im sorry if it offends you in any way, but to many poeple ignore this. WE NEED TO BE RESPONSIBLE HUMANS and help our fur friends. SPAY AND NEUTER your pets!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L-j3E9gw6c

Love
Ima start out wit a quote " Love can sumtimes be magic...but magic is sumtimes jus an illusion." Love is a very difficult thing 4 me. I honestly don't think that people care bout me as much as they say they do. If I die tomorrow would you care? Everyone always told me that the love between a mother and a child is the strongest love...but is it? I don't know my mother she left us (my dad, my 2 brothers, and myself) when i was about 5 years old. My dad told me that it was because she met sumone new and she was doing drugs but as far as im concerned thats jus 1 side of the story there are always 2 sides but I often think to myself that if she really did love me n my brothers wouldn't you think that she would try ta keep in touch? I love my son more than anything in this world and couldn't imagine him not being here wit me! But wat i'm tryin ta get at is there is a different kinda love that I have never been too lucky at and thats the love between a man and a woman. I don't thi

Finding True Love
Ask a lot of people this question: "Is True Love hard to find?" The answer you will hear is, Mostly likely and most deffinatly "Yes!" That is also my answer to that very question. But at least I have found True Love.... In you! All this time I've spent looking for it, and all along it is staring at me right in the face. I never really knew it till now, Only took six years to finally realize it. I'm glad that at last I have found my True Love, to last forever. Now I can stop my search, for the one who will make me happy. You are my only True Love and you always will be. We will always have: True Love always and forever, till death do we part. Just remember, my True Love: I will always love you. Written on: 6-21-94

Dealing With It
It's hard being away from you, while you are away. But I'm dealing with it. Ot's not easy going day by day, or even week by week not hearing from you. Even though I know you really don't have time to sit and write a letter. But I'm dealing with it. There are times that I miss you so much, that all I do is sit in my room, and feel like doing nothing. I'm dealing with it. People say I'm wasting my time and wasting my life, just sitting in my room doing nothing. Waiting for you to come home. I'm dealing with it. I'm dealing with it because, I know that when you come home our love will last. Everyone wonders why we got engaged when we hardly see each other. But I love you and I know you love me, and our life together will be worth the wait. As for people's comments on our engagement, I'm dealing with it. I'm dealing with it all cause I love you! Written on: 6-22-94

My Bulletins Aren't Working So Putting In Here..
Please click on the link and listen to the song. No comments are expected I believe he says so clear in the song what so many of the soldiers believe I for one. Please stand behind our military we don't need to hear the negativeness coming from home. Do me a favor enjoy your freedoms and tell everyone to let our military do there job over here. Keep The Home Fires Burning. God Bless You All http://www.flashdemo.net/gallery/wake/index.htm This Message was from my friend who is now deployed in support of 'Operation Iraqi Freedom'. Here is his link.. please stop in and show your support as well - Thank You!! :D Alaska@ CherryTAP

As I Think Of You
As I think of you; alone in my room, I can see your face and you are smiling at me. I wonder if you are thinking of me too, seeing me smiling at you. As I think of you; I know we said good-bye, I wonder if we will be together someday. maybe we'll be ok, the second time around, at least I hope so. As I think of you; I think you may be too, the same things I do. Once in a while something reminds me of you, and the things we used to do. I sit here and wonder if you do too, think the things we used to do. As i think of you; I wonder what you are doing, whatever it is I want to be with you. I really wish we could be together again, and be the way we used to be. I know now that you want to be with me, you also want to be the same, like the way it used to be. As I think of you; and the things you say, I wonder when you are going to come my way. I hope we will be together again soon, but I don't know if I can wait. As I think of you; I silently tell you I love

Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women
FOR HUSBANDS WHO PREFER YOUNGER WOMEN A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform yo u that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one

As The Wind Blows
It's white bark withers away from it's twisted, knobby branches. As it sways in the wind, it's trunk is as stripped of it's bark as it's branches. As the wind blows through the dead branches, the withered, crumbling leaves fall to the ground. As this happens, the old tree cries out in pain. As the wind blows, the wrinkled tree moans and creaks like it's branches will fall any minute. The roots are coming to the surface in some places, as if to breath the air and feel the sun shine after being in a dark cold place for so long. As the wind blows. Written on: 3-16-95

Nj: M Blk Lab/staffie X Living Outside In Cage Needs Res
This boy is living outside in a cage in this heat, and the people do NOT want him. If any rescue or person can help him, please let me know or email the email address below. Cosmo is a gorgeous Lab/Staffie mix with beautiful golden eyes. Approx. 2 years old. This boy has lots of potential, if just given half a chance. Please pass on to anyone that might open their heart to him and take him out of this bad situation he is in. This boy will blend in at a shelter, and because of his breed mix his chances will not be plenty. Please give this boy the opportunity he deserves.This is Cosmo and he is looking for a new home where he can be spoiled and loved. He is currently living in a cage outside, and its way too hot for him out there now. He loves to be with people, and is so happy when he gets to run around and play ball with kids. He has alot of energy, and really needs to be in a home where he can run, and be the goofy dog he is, freely. He would do best in a home with no other d

Anyone Else
anyone else ?any complaints obout my pictures if so i will take you off my list and block you like i did the other guy,you have any complaints that i dont talk to you when you want me to tell me now i am realy trying to be nice but it is getting real hard to be nice and yes im smileing when i say that lol so speek up have problems tell me now

True Friendship
True friendship is something that dosen't come along every day. But when it does, it is really something special. But it can be easily lost because of something really stupid. But other wise it can be really fun. But when they get mad at you it's not really fun. Well true friendship can be fun and it can be hell.

Lifes Contradiction
Life is full of questions......but who comes up with the answers.... Most people put their faith in Man..... but a Small percentage put it in Gods hands.... Now naturally..... The human Brain becomes full of Pros & Cons, One problem being contradictory to the answer....... So does that mean that the Contradiction is the answer.......You thoughts people..... Don Giovonni Corleone of Corleone Family Inc.

They Cant Wait To Kill Our Wolves
A New Threat to WolvesThe Bush/Cheney Administration announced a proposal that would sanction the killing of more than 700 wolves in the Greater Yellowstone area, including wolves protecting their pups on National Forest lands and Wilderness areas! Under this proposal, these and other wolves could be killed, even if gray wolves in the Northern Rockies remain protected under the Endangered Species Act. If this proposal is successful, it will set the stage for aerial gunning of wolves in Wyoming and Idaho and clear the way for the extermination of three out of four wolves in the Lolo area of Idaho’s Clearwater National Forest.And, if that's not enough, just last month, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service reversed its long term opposition to Wyoming’s wolf management plan, clearing the way for a state policy that allows wolves to be shot on sight in most of the state if they wander outside the safety of Yellowstone or Grand Tetons National Parks and nearby areas.Once again, federal offic

Tiny Kimbal Time Is Up Tomorrow
Kimbal- URGENT $25Ruff Life RescueRising Sun, MD443-417-8648 adoptme@ruffliferescue.org Beagle MixSize: SmallAge: BabyGender: MaleID: Kimbal is scheduled for euthanization on SATURDAY JULY 14!! $ 25 will pay for his vaccines, deworming, health certificate so that he can be transported 400 miles to the safety of our rescue. PLEASE HELP! Donations can be called in directly to the shelter, please email us for their information. Here are the notes from the high-kill shelter: Kimbal is a beagle mix male. He is 10 weeks old. Kimbal was adopted and returned because of domestic dispute. He is a very friendly, affectionate, playful dog Kimbal is good with children and is also good with other dogs and cats. Won't you let Kimbal be part of your family?

How To Eat It
Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don’t like it but because it’s really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it’s time we broke it down. Like this. The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face. Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “although I am about to rock your insides with 3 000 lbs. of explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.” Instead of screaming “OH MY GOD!!” like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous “ooohmygodohmygod-ohmygod.” Kind of like being massaged with exotic fr

Thinking Of You
Dedicated to Scott Sarutowski (Committed suicide on 12/8/93) When I first heard that you were gone, I did not believe it. The night I found out, I stayed up all night long waiting... Waiting for you to come visit me. Cause for some crazy reason I thought you would. I kept asking myself why you did it, I never could come up with an answer. You are the only one who will ever know. I kept trying to convince myself that you were just away on vacation or that you moved. For a while it worked until... The funeral. It was then that I realized that you were really gone. I don't think you ever thought about how your family and friends would feel if you left them. You didn't think that you wouldn't be able to do the things a fourteen year old likes to do. you were like a little brother that I never had, Now I still don't have even that anymore. I have learned to deal with your death. All though I cannot say that I am happy with it. I hope you are happy up in heave

Wanton Embrace
My lips tremble in anticipation. Eagerly, I press my warm mouth to your skin. Softly kissing your throat upwards, lingering as I lead a trail up your neck, seeking your lips. your skin, salty, beneath my hungry mouth. Sighing into your breath, sparks fly. I want to devour every inch of you! I imagine your lips, pressing into mine, softly. Pressure increasing, as my heart beats wildly. Your tongue, slips, enticingly into my mouth. Intimately, savoring, I taste you. Then u kiss me harder, taking over my senses and delving into my being. Our tongues caress , circling, stroking I cant get enough, my body is exploding! Drowning in desire, knees weak, as your hands roam my body, seeking my breasts, cupping my bottom. A path of fire scorches my skin. Touching your face, my fingertips gingerly tracing your jaw line, strong, proud, my blood is pounding! I lean into to you trying to get closer. I feel your hardness pressed against my hip. I smile a

Fake People
why is it there are so many fakers on here? so many people that are afraid to show their own faces and use other peoples pix as their own. its sad, it really is. if ur that ugly, do urself and others a favor and dont put any pix up. rather than just misleading people from the start. like using one of those pix as ur main default pic. come on now! thats just to get people to look then when they get there its like OMG. no wonder why they used that other pic!! if ur an unattractive person, dont lie to urself or others. its not gonna make u feel any better about urself down the road. "to thy own self be true"

The 86 Rules Of Boozing
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up. 12. Never, ever tell a bart

All Aboard The Boogie Woogie Choo-choo Train
*DONTCHA* & ~JUST MEEE'S~ BOOGIE WOOGIE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN... Get this widget | Share | Track details WE WANT TO GET AS MANY PEOPLE ON THIS TRAIN AS WE CAN.. WHEN YOU ADD YOU LINK TO IT PLEASE SEND *DONTCHA

Update On My Grandson
WELL THEY DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON. HE CANT KEEP ANYTHING DOWN AT ALL....SO THEY ARE GOING TO DO A CATSCAN ON HIS STOMACH. THEY THINK HIS BLADDER MIGHT HAVE BEEN RUPTURED OR INTERNAL BLEEDING.. WILL KNOW MORE LATER. THEY ARE KEEPING HIM TONIGHT THERE. NO MATTER WHAT. AND HE ISNT LIKING IT. WE ARE PRESSING CHARGES ON THE BOY WHO DID THIS TO HIM. THEY TOOK PICTURES AND GOT HIS CAT SCAN AND XRAY RESULTS. NOW THEY ARE WAITING TO SEE WHAT THE CAT SCAN SAYS TONIGHT..THEY TOOK PICTURES AND A DETECTIVE WILL BE OVER HERE SOMETIME NEXT WEEK SORRY NOT ON MUCH. I AM GETTING READY TO GO AND LAY DOWN. 2 HOURS OF SLEEP ISNT GOIN TO CUT IT. HIS MOM IS WITH HIM NOW AND SHE HAS HAD ONLY 2 HOURS AS WELL. THANK U ALL FOR U KIND PRAYERS

.stoled.it.from.chickadee.
Harry Potter Survey GRYFFINDOR: [] You've never done drugs. [] You have a lot of friends. [] You get along with everyone. [] You love soccer. [x] You love baseball. [x] You're into writing and art [x] Favorite music genre is rock. [x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. [x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [x] You have good grades at school. [x] One of the worst things you are at is lying [x] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 8 HUFFLEPUFF: [] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. [] You laugh a lot. [] You like to follow trends. [] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [] Water "marco polo" is awesome. [] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [] Black is morbid & depressing. [] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [] You're an optimist. [x] You're very emotional. [] You believe in going steady at a young age. []You haven't made fun of anyone this month. [x] Loyalty is the MOST important

And Further More
you all can take your crushes and stick them up your ass i dont care if anyone rates my pictures and i could give a fuck about your damn crushes you can all take them off god why in the hell would you put one on and take them off again geesh im sorry guys but this is stupid i feel like i did something for them not to like me i see that im not doing anything wrong it is all out of fun you either like me or you do im sorry for the aditude but someone left a comment that he should have wrote private to me if you all have a problem with my pictuers dont putt it in a comment private will do it

Everything I Do I Do It For You
Look into my eyes - you will see What you mean to me Search your heart - search your soul And when you find me there you'll search no more Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you Look into your heart - you will find There's nothin' there to hide Take me as I am - take my life I would give it all - I would sacrifice Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you There's no love - like your love And no other - could give more love There's nowhere - unless you're there All the time - all the way Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more I would fight for you - I'd lie for you Walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you

Today's Assignment (all Day)
Both of these end Sunday, so get in there & bomb your booties off! Let's help keep April in 2nd!! Plz help me stay in 1st! She is gaining on me quick!! (Rates Count!! So Don't forget 2 Rate!!) Plz FAN & FRIEND THE HOSTESS to bomb. ***Christie*** ~Enchanted~

Jarhead Car Wash
So today I got up, fudged the time on my appointment to get the dog groomed and decided to run some errands. I got some gas, went to WalMart and went to the mall to get my sister's birthday present. So on the way to WalMart, I had driven past the Saturn dealership where there were some marines with a sign that said Marine Car Wash. Well don't mind if I do! So after I'd finished my shopping I decided to cruise back over to the Saturn dealership and have some yummy jarheads wash my car. So I'm imagining a bunch of young, attractive, semi-buff marines with their shirts off lathering up my car, getting all soapy and wet. Why? Because I'm a perv. But alas, there were maybe one or two that I would actually take home, if that. One guy was buff with tribal tats. Lame, but still do-able. Another guy was more my type, but he had a hat on, so I couldn't really see his face. Upon closer inspection, he wasn't really that attractive. Ugh... and there were girls washing cars, too, which would have be

You Don't Know
Your eyes seem to dance As you tease me with your stare You don’t know how you make my insides stir I feel your gaze through every inch of me You don’t know that when I am looking back at you That I am feeling wet warmth in my southernmost spot You speak and don’t know That your words are like foreplay And that I linger on each sound, each breath Feeling every syllable like a thrust deep within You don’t know That when I leave you I go home and touch myself Imagining that each glide of my hand Across my dewy skin is yours When my insides shudder And my mind reels with naughty thoughts of you, You don’t know that I cry as I climax Wishing that you were there Sharing the blissful high with me You don’t know how often it happens— Thoughts of you Taking over my body and soul One day I will find the nerve To tell you these things And maybe even show you Using my longing to guide my fingers and mouth Along your every sweet inch

Look
if you all font like my pictures you do not have to come on my profile and rate them you do not have to look at them i guess im going to have to put the nsfw pic for family only and the others as friends only i hope it does not come to that but i will if i have too

I Whisper Your Name
To feel your hands gently sliding across my skin Makes me whimper your name The loving caresses that make my skin tingle and burn with desire The feel of your hard chest against my back makes my blood run hot with passion I whisper your name Your mouth on mine, tongues tangled Roving hands upon each other Feeling your manhood pressing against me Your hand seeking my innermost secrets I whisper your name Clothes on the floor Inhibitions swept away Nothing between us now Longing and desire take over I whisper your name The wait has been long The temptation overwhelming At last you are mine And I am yours I whisper your name Alive with need for you You take me as your own I am completely yours Total submission is yours I whisper your name Our fires burning hot All reason and control lost Fantasy is reality at last We crest the wave together I whisper your name

Damn Doctors...............
I FEEL SO VIOLATED AT THE MOMENT! I just got done with two ultrasounds make me want to put on more clothes. Most people are happy with their body, but im not. I dont want people to see me especially in that area!!! And for those of you wondering why im ranting and raving about ultrasounds the reason i'm not on much is the fact im getting tests ran for Ovarian Cysts. It could be the solution to my problem. I just hope i pulled a muscle or something. i'm already taking one form way to prevent cysts from forming but if its not working i dont know what they will do! If there are any nurses on and they read this i would love your input! Im gonna go hide or something lol.... take care and have fun!

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Emailed Story...
My dad only ever forwards me stupid shit, except this one wasn't stupid. Was a cool story.. :) "My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine-X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, Marine-X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him. I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine-X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine-X because every time I send something to him, Marine- X he thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine-X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, "What's we get this time?" My son said they had the most fun with Marine-X's package. He said he wasn't sure who we were sending the pact to, but the panties were si

A Quick So Long
OK maybe not so quick, but a so long all the same. Things have happened that have made me no longer want to have a cherry tap account, nothing anyone has done directly, but this site has caused misunderstandings and I have hurt a very close online friend. I apologize for that, it was not as it seemed. But I realized that this type of misunderstanding can arrise all too frequently, and cause people pain and decided it best that I withdraw from our little community. My sincerest thanks to all those I have met and the friends I have made, good luck to you all. To the one I hurt, I have sent you a personal message as an apology, I am sorry for what you feel. Everyone enjoy yourselves here, be careful how you say things. Things only meant to make someone else feel better about themselves may make other feel bad about themselves. Thanks for everything everyone, Good bye, to all Kevin P.S. This is a repost, as I originally posted it as a bulletin, wasnt thinking clearly at the time, w

Nomore Pain.
As I watch the wax drip slowly from the candles side,I gently touch it and watch it dry...Like a second skin it forms on me,Not a burn,Just a little sting.I like this feeling that I have found ...But I need more to keep me aroused.I take a sharp knife and scrape off whats left,Only to pour more and put my pain to the test.As I lay there with a quiet sigh,I let the knife fall to my inner thigh.I feel the blade scrape against my flesh...This sensation will be my test.I guide the knife deeper in my skin letting the blood flow out from within.As this liquid flows from my body and hits the cold air,I close my eyes to ponder and stare...From within my eyes I feel this slight pain,Not really hurting,It's actually quite tame.I cut once more...But deeper this time feeling the blade cut my insides.I can feel metal as I pull it out,Watching my blood really gush out.I got quite excited But then didn't care,Cause I knew I would now die right then and there.I took the pain,I did past my test... But

What The Iphone Doesn't Do, Why Not, And Why I Still Want One...
There is a very nice posting on the iPhone at RoughlyDrafted, taking a thoughtful look at all the coverage, and pointing out double standards in many of the negative commentators who are putting down the iPhone for not being "enterprise ready".Back in January, I wrote a summary of thoughts on the iPhone from the perspective of typical product development practices. That post got a lot of traffic, it seemed to be very popular in Germany, where there is a great tradition of quality product design (I can't think of a German designed product that isn't well engineered). Overall, with the additional advance information that has been released so far I don't think I was too far off the mark. I did expect that support for Adobe Flash and Java would be included, but they both appear to be missing. This is going to be the biggest pain, as there are a lot of web sites that use Flash or Java applets. Given time I expect these issues will be addressed.I talked about Minimum Marketable Features (MMF

The True Value Of A Resource Library For Your Web Site
Many Web sites offer a resource library for visitors?an area filled with articles covering relevant topics to the industry with which the site is connected. The articles may cover how to do something, or they may define an aspect of the industry, but they do not usually directly sell the company's products or services. Benefits of a Resource LibraryWhile it's true that a resource library, on the surface, exists to benefit site visitors, it doesn't end there; it also provides benefits that can have a direct impact on any business. First, they spread goodwill among a business's prospect base?and its non-prospect base. Visitors see the site as offering free information about important subject matter, and that makes it a more attractive site to return to in the future, when a purchase will be made or a service established. Second, with a solid resource library, the site puts itself in a great position to organically attract important inbound links. Outside sites will notice the offerings o

Juggalos
NORMAL FRIENDS: Never ask for FAYGO. JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reason you have no FAYGO. NORMAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" NORMAL FRIENDS: never seen you cry. JUGGALO FRIENDS: cry with you. NORMAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. JUGGALO FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. NORMAL FRIENDS: know a few things about you. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. NOMAL FRIENDS:ASK WHAT A FAYGO SHOWER IS ... JUGGALO FRIENDS:SAY "WHAT TIME AND WHERE?IM FUCKIN AMPED NOW!!!" NORMAL FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. NORMAL FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Walk

Mia
my computer is down for an unspecified bit due to some stupid malware program attaching itself in an unwanted fashion. >:( so that's why i haven't been on, and that's why i probably won't be on too much in the next few days. keep in mind that my birthday is coming up on the 22nd, so be prepared to love me. :)

Apperently I'm A Ravenclaw.. I'm Down With That.
Harry Potter Survey GRYFFINDOR: [] You've never done drugs. [x] You have a lot of friends. [x] You get along with everyone. [ ] You love soccer. [ ] You love baseball. [x] You're into writing and art [x] Favorite music genre is rock. [x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. [ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [ ] You have good grades at school. [ ] One of the worst things you are at is lying [x] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 6 HUFFLEPUFF: [x] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. [x] You laugh a lot. [ ] You like to follow trends. [ ] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [x] Water "marco polo" is awesome. [ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [ ] Black is morbid & depressing. [ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [ ] You're an optimist. [x] You're very emotional. [x] You believe in going steady at a young age. []You haven't made fun of anyone this month. [x] Loyalty is the MO

I Need Money!!!!!!!
It doesnt matter how much Eric works we are behind and have some issues.I dont want to work but I am going to this way I can help out with bills and so we have some extra money.I just wish things were better.

Fed Up
Ever have one of those days where ya wanna tell everyone to just F off? I'm pretty much there so its a good things its Friday. So far today I feel like I have dealt with a million idiots. I need a vacation preeeeeety bad lol. Maybe its time to go back to hiding in my cave for a few weeks. I think part of it is I have let people walk all over me for so long, put up with so much crap, and I'm tired of it. Gotta put myself first for once. And changing that is a good thing.. and its my fault that I let it happen. Just have to work on the self esteem and confidence. Maybe its the steroids.. I got roid rage lol. I can't wait to be off them though lol.

9 Lasts
9 lasts 1. cigarette: peter jackson light king 2. beverage: coffee 3. kiss: nevermind 4. hug: kesa 5. movie seen: donnie darko 6. cd played: deftones b sides 7. song listened to: precious depeche mode right now 8. bubble bath: never! 9. time you cried: grade 12 8 have you evers 1. dated one of your best friends: nope 2. skinny dipped: no 3. kissed somebody and regretted it: yes 4. fallen in love: yes 5. lost someone you loved: lost? 6. been depressed: yes 7. been drunk and threw up: yes 8. ran away: no 7 states you've been to' florida, new york, vermont, michigan 6 things you've done today 1. showered 2. went for coffee with the crew 3. packed my effects 5. ate a hot dog 6.got bored an went on here 5 favorite things in no order 1. skateboarding 2. sex 3. snowboarding 4. photography 5. stuff 4 people you last talked to 1. velko 2. jer 3. kesa 4. jay 3 wishes 1. i wish i was rich as hell 2. i wish i never started drink

I Need My Family, Friends, And Fans
Asked to be removed from this contest, due to lack of comments from family, friends, and fans. Those of you who did comment i know who you are and I will give you all my support here on Fubar. Sir Dave Hello All, I'm in need of your help once again. This is for a 7 day blast. I've never had a blast and would like to see if it's all they claim it to be. LOL Click on my pic below and help Sir reach 14,000 Comments to get the 7 Day Blast! I'm unable to comment bomb myself due to CT banning me.. Thank You Sir Dave Sir Dave Please Repost to Help Me!

The Weekend Is Here
yes thats right the weekend is here and Nick is due home today woohooo!!! I can not wait to see my baby!!! Not sure yet if we are spending the weekend together yet or what but if ya'll dont see me ya know why hehe....I miss that man beyond belief

Sacramento. Tomorrow. Listen Up, Peeps!
So, tomorrow is Second Saturday here in Downtown Sacramento. So this means that all you lovely local people need to come out and have a good time! Support your downtown art galleries and amazing local artists, and say hi to yours truly! Both of our galleries will be open with severely extended hours, so goddamnit, come out tomorrow!! If you don't know where K Street Gallery (mine) and Smith Gallery (our flagship gallery) are located, well, just msg me and I'll hook up the details. See you tomorrow!!

Thanking All Of You!!! & More...
I would like to take the time to Thank all of you who gave me such a warm welcome to CT. I would also like to give a B I G Thank You to Billy B for the invite to CT. A B I G Thank you also goes out to youngblackthor for helping me get a background on my page. Early December is going to be a great even, as my oldest daughter is going to have a baby. I am REALLY looking forward to become a grandmother!!! My youngest daughter is also looking forward to becoming a 12 year old Aunt. Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Our Sunset.
Staring at my sunset that is mine and mine alone.I see your face appear to me out from the great unknown.Your eyes are filled with pools of tears that ran down your face...Some even dried up like the sands of time and left not a single trace...Reaching out to you but grasping air is all that I can do and sit here and think how much I really been missing you...I can feel the sadness and all your pain you still have left inside and I can't help you anymore since you went to the other side...I think of the future and what it holds and wonder if it's really for me...Because since you been gone I can't move on and let my heart just be...This is my sunset which belongs to me and noone else can see it... So visit me often and tell me how much you really want to be in it...For I will try my best to put to rest all your pains and sorrows... And be back for you as I always do just like I will tomorrow.

Juggalo Family
Its all just a joke ... a simple little plan getting the world to see who I am The others around ... who feel the same way Trying to make it it every single day We gather to search ... we gather to feel Together we form an unbreakable seal Many don't know ... and few will ask Who we are,and why the mask We travel the world ... we're in every corner Many are the one time loner Clowns, and ninjas,... its all the same Finally playing a worthwhile game Learning what it means to be ... Translating what we see ... We swing our hatchets till we die Standing tall and true ... Not laying still and dead ... kinda like you So to all the non believers around ... We swing our hatchets strong and true

Methods Of Madness
Capsizing in torrents of subtle confusion Winds beating a soul into oblivion Treachery demanding utmost accommodation's Flawless names forever spoken in haste Needing a simplistic amount of control Damnation is inevitable, obliteration plausible Temptation and sins bring light pleasures Enchantment of Hidden treasures, revealed Brooding the mentality of demons, surrounding Sacrifice is no longer an option The beast tearing the soul apart, getting out Shrouding the light with temptation Destroying the beauty from high above Benevolent gestures, leeched away by paranoia Ignoring self doubt, to enhance self belief Allowing the insecurities to remain surfaced Pages missing, blurred vision into the unknown Disbelief in anything, just to comply with needs Strangulation, life sources gone, bleeding Illuminating the pain, drowning the acceptance Flogging internally, the beating heart No one knows, the Insecure Methods

Attention
make your own graffiti at hostdrjack.com 4 you all the that are you all on 'THE NEW NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS Family '' looking at the My Blogs so we can win contest we are doing good so far as we get biger the Blogs are the key 2 this so Please,Please keep looking 4 them thank you !!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Membership!
I wanna do another contest! You can use whatever photo you'd like. It'll run for 2 weeks, and whoever has the most comments at the end gets a month free of VIC membership! 2nd place will get a 3 day blast as well. Anyone interested? Maybe everyone is burnt out on contests..But I'd like to try and do another one! Shoot me a messsage!

The Dance
music soft, lights down low,taking the risk close together,arms securing my heart, smells of you and me intertwinning smoothly, hearts beating with fury,simple closeness, fingertips grazing my back, chilling me, hand softly touching your face, soothing you, falling in love on the floor, as we Danced, people watching and smiling,joy all around, moving in close needing each other,joining, calm overpowering my mind,releasing my fears, feeling the connection,electrifying,Real, hypnotizing with voice,you steal my heart, falling in love with the very essence of you, as we Danced ....

Gryffindor (duh Lol)
Harry Potter Survey GRYFFINDOR: [x] You've never done drugs. [x] You have a lot of friends. [x] You get along with everyone. [ ] You love soccer. [ ] You love baseball. [x] You're into writing and art [x] Favorite music genre is rock. [x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. [x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [x] You have good grades at school. [x] One of the worst things you are at is lying [x] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 10 HUFFLEPUFF: [x] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. [x] You laugh a lot. [] You like to follow trends. [] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [] Water "marco polo" is awesome. [] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [] Black is morbid & depressing. [] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [x] You're an optimist. [] You're very emotional. [x] You believe in going steady at a young age. []You haven't made fun of anyone this month. [x] Loyalty is the MOST im

I Want !
i want to be loved, i want to have someone care for me, i want to have a good life, i want to find someone special, i want too much sometimes, i want a perfect body, i want to be handsome, i want to be rich, i want to never worry, i want my loved ones to be happy, i want you to like me, i want a lot don't i . it is too much to ask for.

I Hate Mri's
Just got home from having my head MRI'ed. I hate those. It was my first one and hopefully my last but it moved to number one on my favorite things to hate list. I told them there wasn't any thing in there but mush but they wanted to look and see anyway. Sheesh. Well it's Friday. TGIF... I hope all of my "Family", "Friends", and "Fans" have a great weekend. Think of me will you...

Wolf
An Old Indian Proveb.... Two Wolves Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, fear, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Venting
Why do women complain there are not enough good men to go around, yet the bullshit the good ones? Bad men aren't made, no, bad women make them bad. Men who were once on top of the world were brought down by a bad woman. It's not to say all women are bad. There are some good ones still left, but where are they? They're rare.

Stupid Family Members
You know I just don't get this. I have a sister that is an alcoholic, and addicted to perscription meds and she just does not get the fact that she is slowly killing herself. I have tried to talk to her, but what I finally did was cut her off until she is ready to get serious about needing some help. Am I wrong? Then I have a brother in law that thinks that it is funny to use women for sex then dump them after he ahs slept with them. That I guess is not the real problem but then he has to come and tell me all about it. I guess that he has forgotten that I am a woman and hate men who do this. I told him to back off and he got mad at me and now is being so childish that I can't stand him. I don't know does anyone think that I have a really screwed up family or what?

Personality Test Results
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||| 20% Orderliness || 10% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence || 10% Intellectual |||||| 30% Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76% Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76% Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63% Narcissism |||||||||||| 50% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Work ethic || 10% Self absorbed || 10% Conflict seeking |||

Memememe
Win or Lose I've been trap in my own world you see, It's been all planned out for me, So what am I suppose to do, I have no clue, The light seems too bright, I have to wear sun glasses at night, But trust me its not a fright, It's a fight to the end, Only good would will win, dnt act like your my friend, cause I let you in, My friend is me, I see me, it's a battle between me and me so you dnt have to keep threating me you see.My mind is like a bomb it's always tinking in time, I'm never wasting mines, I guess it's my time to shine, I wonder why, Why do it have to be, I wonder where this life is going to take me, my father taught me to be clever, to be caught sleeping never. I wonder how I would be If I wasn't me!

Don't Look Back In Anger
I was having angry episodes today...Almost enrolled myself to an online anger management course. I get ticked off by the littlest most trivial things. My gal Jazzy was saying I might be holding onto some stuff that I should let out. So yea this is my letting go song..lol :) Funny I chose this song come to think of it I grew up listening to Oasis Slip inside the eye of your mind Dont you know you might find A better place to play You said that youve never been But all the things that youve seen They slowly fade away So Ill start a revolution from my bed cuz you said the brains I had went to my head Step outside, summertimes in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face You aint ever gonna burn my heart out And so, sally can wait She knows its too late as were walking on by Her soul slides away But dont look back in anger I heard you say Take me to the place where you go Where nobody knows If its not our d

Plz Read The Following...
Serious inquiries only! Please read all rules & regulations, if u do not follow them we can't help you. The rules are to protect us & help us help u to the best of our abilities. There is a 1 week waiting period for all New Members!! If u decide to join... After the one week waiting period u can join a contest but after we help u with a contest u have to wait at least 3 weeks before u can join another, Otherwise we have ppl entering contests every week & that's not fair to everyone that helps. We know u all have lives but all we ask is that u help when u can. Plz don't join just b/c you currently have a contest going on & than just forget we exist after that. Thank you. ~Insane Asylum Rejects Bombsquad Rules~ 1. Upon joining the Insane Asylum Rejects Bombsquad I ask that you Rate, fan & add all the current members first, including this page. Click link below... ~Current Members~ 2. The first person to post the link to their contest in this blog each week

Our Children
As i observe the world around me, I look around and see so much greif, The look of sadness on everyones face, So many around that are truly unhappy, To watch the children in my neighborhood, Having really nothing at all to do, Seeing four year olds on the streets alone, Where are their parents and what do they do?? A little boy came up to me the other day, Said he was hungry and had nothing to eat, I fed his hungry little tummy, Then had a talk with his mother about this, She told me it was none of my business, That little boy, with a sad look on his face, I smiled at him and told him to come over when hungry, His mother is just a simple disgrace!! Im not the type of person, That would turn my back on an innocent child, When are people going to wake up and see, Our kids are ingesting wayyyy to much vile!! Some vile, spewed from their parents, Others taking it in from their world all around, Why am I the only one who sees this?? Its like peoples morals a

Marriage!
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good- looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, '

It Is Finally Done!
My new extreme large scale stage escape called "The RAMMSTEIN" is finally completed. It will be the show ender at numerous large scale concert venues throughout Canada, the USA, and Europe this coming year. Check out the pics of it in The RAMMSTEIN photo folder I have created. This thing is escape the handcuffs and chains before your face is melted off or before you suffocate from the super heated air in the metal head box. Criss Angel eat my shorts! No tricks or illusions here folks. This is REAL.

Good Plan! ( For My Beer Lovin Friends)
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the Aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Buy Jk Coltrain 's Cd
Check out this awesome bio on the Awesome Hot JK Coltrain buy his cd @ cd baby .com http://cdbaby.com/cd/jkcoltrain For $12.97 you can’t hardly buy a pro for that , JK Coltrain awesome voice and music Is well worth that !!! More !!! J. K. Coltrain was born in Columbus, Ohio. He spent his early childhood days between there and West Virginia where his parents operated a small Mom & Pop grocery store. His Dad also was an excellent auto mechanic and in fact owned a number of repair shops over the years and was a weekend stock car racer. One reason why J. K. is a Nascar fanatic to this day:) J.K. grew up surrounded by music & musicians. His cousin, Buddy Starcher was a professional recording artist on Columbia Records and was one of the founders of the Starday recording label and performed on the then popular Midwestern & Louisiana Hayrides. He also introduced the late Keith Whitley who first appeared on Buddys weekly radio show in Charleston, West Virginia when he was jus

Pitbull Sodomizes Toddler
(Lockport, NY, July 10, 2007) - - We want to warn you that our top story is both bizarre and deeply disturbing. Police are investigating an apparent sexual attack by a family pit bull on a two-year-old boy in Lockport. The boy is at Women and Children's Hospital. News 4's Lorey Schultz reports. This two-year-old pit bull shows no signs of aggression, but it did on Sunday when it apparently sodomized a Lockport toddler. Residents who live in the neighborhood where it happened are still talking about it. One neighbor said, "You hear about dogs attacking children in horror films, but as far as in this community, it's never happened." Police say the boy was sexually assaulted in his Washburn Street home by his family's two-year-old pit bull, who had been with them since it was a puppy. Lockport Police Detective Captain Larry Eggert said, "A little boy was home with his family, and the family pit bull actually sodomized the boy." Eggert told us the boy's family members and

Whats Really Going On.
Hello to all. In case you haven't noticed I haven't been on that much, I haven't returned a lot of your calls/IM's. I just started a new job at the Baymont Inn hotel. This week alone I have worked 48 hours, and have had 3 days of school around it, so i've been really really busy. everytime i turn my comp on all my messenger programs turn on and I'm usually swamped with homework, and falling half asleep so this is a big reason no one has heard from me. Once i get everything caught up, I will be on as much (hopefully) as i used to be. I miss you all and talk to ya soon :) D-Bac

After Sex Comments By Astrological Sign
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!" Taurus: "I'm hungry -- pass the pizza." Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?" Cancer: "When are we getting married?" Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?" Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets." Libra: "I liked it if you liked it." Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you." Sagittarius: "Don't call me -- I'll call you." Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

Getting Closer, Come Help Bomb!!please
**I'm getting a lil closer to catching up! so, come help me out with as many comments as you can and get some of your friends to help as well if ya can.......thanx everybody, love ya!** COME VOTE AND COMMENT BOMB ME AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN THE "BEST DEFAULT PIC" CONTEST!! RULES: best default pic contest: comment bombing is allowed but no cheating with programs you can bomb yourself...first place will get a 30day VIC 2nd place will get a 7 day blast and 3rd will get a 3 day blast... ***will start monday July 9th and will run for 2 weeks** click the pic below to rate & comment on my pic............. Thanx Everybody!! hugz,kissez & luv to ya!! ........ Jade :D

Sexy Singles Contest
I have just entered my first contest, will everybody please help me out and come comment bomb my pic? Here is the link http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=630153&albumid=444087&i=4267899147 I really appreciate all the help I can get Thank you

Officer Kozminski
GRAND RAPIDS -- About 2,500 people are expected to attend the funeral services for Grand Rapids Police Officer Bob Kozminski Friday morning, including over 100 police departments. A steady stream of mourners filed in to St. Anthony of Padua Church on Thursday to pay their respects to Officer Kozminski, including Gov. Jennifer Granholm, who spoke with the family. The Grand Rapids Police Department will have the day cleared to mourn their fallen brother thanks to the support of other agencies.He was only 27 yearsold and a father of one.

Friday 7/13/07
Not much going on today, just the usual listening to music and waiting on ppl to get on so I can chat in IM and in Phreik. Haven't done much other that, but did help clean the house a little bit before my brother comes home from the hospital tomorrow. I really hope we don't all have to take him to his dr. appointment back in Lexington on Wednesday, but I guess if we do then we do. Oh well, it's kind of a nice drive even if the circumstances aren't that great. He is doing much better though. It's still gonna take up to 2 years for him to completely heal and get back as much function in his foot and bowels and bladder as he's gonna get though, but even that is doing alot better than it was. Well, I'm gonna end this here and will write again tomorrow if I remember lol. Have a great day all.

Yes I Am Taking A Stand!
I AM HOLDINGA A 'I AM AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!!' RALLY IN MARYVILLE, TN ON JULY 18TH, IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE EMAIL ME AT PRETTYWRENCH@HOTMAIL.COM AND LEMME KNOW. MY MYSPACE IS WWW.MYSPACE.COM/PRETTYWRENCH or info about the rally WWW.MYSPACE.COM/RALLYAGAINSTABUSE GET ME THERE IF YOU CANT GET ME AT HOTMAIL. WILL YOU STAND UP FOR THE CHILDREN???

Will You Take A Stand Against Child Abuse?????? Will You??????
Rally Please Repost Body: (1) Please support the rally. Taegens Law is posted in Jan's blog! It's great! it's a shame what has had to happen to create this law ... but it's there now and its our job to persue it, and DEMAND that it be passed. (2) If you're not organizing a rally, please take some time and consider gathering signatures for the petition. Grab a 25 cent notebook from Wal-Mart, print out a copy of Taegens Law .... and take it with you. Get your friends signatures, your family, your neighbors, your co-workers. A lot of people have messaged saying they want to help, but work etc, on Wednesday, or the closest rally is too far, or they don't have the time to organize. Well, MY PERSONAL OPINION IS ... Fine, those are legit excuses, BUT you can help in other ways. Even if the only thing you do is forward this bulletin .. you're helping. ~Child abuse is becoming an epidemic! As American citizens, we should be DEMANDING tougher sentecing for convicted child abusers, and ba

Behind
i fear that my daughter is behind on her speech development..all my friends well actually 1 friend and 1 husband say dont worry about it..she'll catch up on her own..but the thing that gets me si she cant say hi...she cant say bye...all she can say is "look" "mamma" and she calls stupid face "da" and thats it,the funny thing is..is she knows what everything is..i tell her to hold my hand or get me a book and she knows what to do...or what to get..or whatever..but i was really depressed about it last night i started to freak out then i went and got wendys..lol..then i didnt move off the couch almost all night..untill..clay..knowing i was depressed tried to get some..i always knew he was inconsiderate..but..well whatever..talk more later..

Young At Heart: Week Two
Big Kid Fun Were there things you wanted as a child but couldn't have because your parents wouldn't let you? Well, now you can do what you want as long as money, time, and the law permit. If you always wanted a pony, look into buying a horse, or at least taking riding lessons. If you always wanted to have a shiny, red sports car, rent one for special occasions. Did you always want a tree house, but lacked the ability to build one? Get out your hammer and construct your fantasy fort; it will be the perfect hideaway when adult responsibilities keep tracking you down. *Taken from the book "52 Ways to Stay Young at Heart" by Lynn Gordon*

Love, Lust And Marriage
Love, Lust and Marriage How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage? Love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. Love: when intercourse is called making love. Lust: all other times. Marriage: what's intercourse? Love: when you argue over how many children to have. Lust: when you argue over who gets the wet spot. Marriage: when you argue over money. Love: when you share everything you own. Lust: when you think twice about giving your partner bus money. Marriage: when the bank owns everything. Love: when it doesn't matter if you don't climax. Lust: when the relationship is over if you don't climax. Marriage: what's a climax? Love: when you phone each other just to say "Gidday". Lust: when you phone each other just to organize sex. Marriage: when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts. Lov

Poem
Pure thought that is Open to Something other than Intellect and willing to Take a risk where Instinct predicts Vulnerability, yet Engages and allows the Thought process to dive Headfirst and footstrong Into turning a Notion into an action while Knowing without a doubt that It could all fall apart and Never recognize completion, but Going ahead anyway. Written by: Neecie 05/03/07

Which Cartoon Character Are You?
I'm Charlie Brown! Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions (only 10)with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done. Then forward this to all your friends (including the person who sent it to you) and change the subject of this message to what character is you. 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? .a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) .b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.) .c) Painting in the park (5 pts) .d) Rock concert (1 pt.) .e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2. What is your favorite t

As Of July 13, 2007
WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONJOHN CENA INTERCONTINENTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONUMAGA WWE WOMEN'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONCANDICE MICHELLE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSLANCE CADE AND TREVOR MURDOCH WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONEDGE UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONMONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER (MVP)

Anyone Who Thinks That Their Right To Bare Arms Is Right...
Shooting sparks plea for the death penalty http://www.silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/118432891934140.xml&coll=1 Shooting sparks plea for the death penalty Friday, July 13, 2007 By ROB HART ADVANCE ALBANY BUREAU STATEN ISLAND ADVANCE -- With a Staten Island cop clinging to life after he and his partner were fired on during a Brooklyn traffic stop, the borough's Republican officials wrote a letter yesterday urging Democratic Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver to summon his members to Albany to approve the death penalty. "Would-be cop killers have no regard for human life or respect for the men and women who courageously protect our city," the lawmakers wrote. "But they fully understand the consequences of murdering a police officer, and we believe they would be less likely to pull the trigger when the punishment is death." The letter was signed by Rep. Vito Fossella (R-Staten Island/Brooklyn), state Sen. Andrew Lanza (R-Staten Island), Assemblyman Lou Tobac

Movie News/updates
So, I'll be off to film Bikini bloodbath Christmas in a few days. I play a character named Dungaree, lol. Then, it's off to Chicago to Flashback Weekend to have some much needed FUN! LOL yay (I love that word) I'll be on and off next week and I'll be able to let yo uguys know how filming went and hopefully have some photographs.

Soul Mates
Whispers of love shown through tonight Eyes that held oh so tight Arms that wrapped me with in Held me close, touched my skin Whispers of passion Dancing free Held my body and covered me Chills of love that make me high A pleasure beyond, I won’t deny Take my body, mind, and soul Entwined as one, We now are whole Hands that make my body weak As you touch me, we reach our peak Endless love with bonds unbroken Endless passion with words unspoken Collapsed as one in beads Of sweat A night of love with no regrets

Why Is It
why is it some people get in trouble the first time they break the law or neglect their kids, while others just get told repeatedly to not do it again or they are gonna get in trouble? That would be like my kid burning our house down over and over and me telling him now I told you not to do that, next time your gonna be in big trouble mister. The system sucks and has let my son and us all down too many times!

Wwe Recap, Retraction, What Bugs Me, W2w4
Welcome back once again to Bethea's Byte. This week, I have to make a retraction. It's not often that I get to do this, but this week I will do so in regards to the Great Khali. Meanwhile, I still have the week's recap, W2W4, What Bugs Me and this week's retraction. Let's light this candle! WWE RECAP Bobby Lashley def. King Booker via DQ. Umaga def. Santino Marella to retain the Intercontinental Championship World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch def. The Highlanders in a Non-title Match Snitsky def. Super Crazy Paul London def. Shelton Benjamin Women's Champion Candice Michelle & Mickie James def. Jillian Hall and Beth Phoenix William Regal def. The Sandman via DQ Bobby Lashley & Jeff Hardy def. King Booker & Mr. Kennedy Elijah Burke def. Balls Mahoney CM Punk def. Stevie Richards The Miz def. Nunzio ECW World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Nitro def. Tommy Dreamer in an Extreme Rules Non-title Match. Matt Hardy def, Chris Masters Finlay def. Jimmy Wang

Paris Hilton Says She Has "read Every Letter"
border="0" src="http://www.contacthollywood.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/11/parishilton.jpg"> Last week we gave you Paris Hilton's address in jail, and yesterday she told Barbara Walters she has read every letter sent to her... "I have read all the letters sent to me by my fans, and some of them have made me cry." Here's Paris Hilton's updated address in jail: Paris Hilton #9818783P.O. Box 86164Terminal AnnexLos Angeles, CA 90086-0164These items ARE NOT allowed: Food or cosmetic items Stationery, blank envelopes, envelopes with metal clasps, postage stamps, envelops with gang or suggestive drawings/art work Musical, plastic, plastic covered, blank, greeting or post cards larger than 6”x9” Paper clips, staples, pens, pencils, glitter, stickers, glued or gummed labels Rosary beads, balloons, string bracelets, or other jewelry items Lottery tickets or prepaid telephone cards Cellophane tape or any type of tape on letters Paris called her Mom from jail, who was already on

More Information For Paris Hilton - From Boxxet - July 02, 2007
This Boxxet RSS feed for Paris Hilton contains only content that has been rated as "Better" or "Best." Below are rated "Good" by Boxxet. You can go to the Boxxet for Paris Hilton to see even more. * France?s Capital is in Danger (Google-wise) -- by dan allen from TaoOfDan.com * The Access Entertainment Week In Review -- from Access Hollywood * Weekend Gossip Roundup -- by Corey Podell from LAist * FREE CELEBS XXX MOVIES: Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz...e.t.c. -- from irfaoksb * Jay Leno Interviews Paris Hilton -- from Popdirt.com

It Could Have Been Forever
It could have been forever If not for foolish things To play the obstacles And now we both are building up this wall And it falls between us Like the lines we refuse to read And it’ll fall around us Crashing on the shores of our Beliefs We build it up again All because we can’t face The things that push us out Of place We are both to blame For all that we cry for If we cry at all What can save us now To sacrifice what little Dignity remains Push against it just to feel the grain To make sure it’s real this time Not just the heat of the Moment, if you don’t mind I don’t want to be burned by Your fire But it feels so cool I’d like to burst the blister It’s such a pretty pattern If you can see it Trace the lines upon my face Count the wrinkles round My eyes when I smile I’d hate to think this feeling Is you, and you alone I’d hate to think I can’t Feel this way without you If only we would stop Building what fell between us The

Being Totally Happy Now
I HAVE JUST GOT TO SAY TODAY HAS BEEN THE MOST HAPPIEST DAY IN MY LIFE IN ALONG TIME WELL FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS REALLY...I NEVER EXSPECTED TO BE HAPPY AGAIN OR EVEN REMOTELY TRUST ANOTHER MALE ON THIS SIGHT BUT I WAS PROVEN WRONG LAST NIGHT AN TODAY THAT I CAN TRUST ONCE AGAIN AND EVEN MAYBE TRY TO OPEN MY HEART AGAIN AND LET ANOTHER IN. THOUGHT ITS JUST THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING NEW I WANT TO SAY TO YOU WOMEN AND MEN OUT THERE ARE STILL A FEW GOOD ONES LEFT YOU JUST HAVE TO SEEK THEM OUT SOMETIMES THEY ARE RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE AND YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT. IT TOOK GETTING MY HEART SHATTERED AND BROKEN AND BEING KICKED TO THE CURB BY SOMEONE I CARED SO MUCH ABOUT TO MAKE ME REALIZE THAT EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR US AND THEY LET GO AND MOVED ON I COULD TOO THOUGH FOR ALONG TIME I COULDN'T DO THAT UNTIL NOW. THIS NEW HAPPINESS IS SOMETHING VERY REAL AND THERES A DEEP CONNECTION I DON'T LOOK FOR THIS HAPPINESS TO END IN ALONG TIME JUST REALIZE PEOPLE IF YOU HAVE BEEN HURT

Holding On
Laying in the darkness Watching as you sleep Hoping that the night won’t end These moments just won’t keep With the sunrise brings tomorrow No time to call our own Dreams are just a scattered thought That must wait till we’re alone Watching every movement A treasure I embrace Love that’s kept so close to heart And can’t be replaced I know this night will end As the night fades with the sun But as I lay here by your side The two of us are one

.sleep!.
i slept. real sleep. non induced. non exhausted induced. the kind that just sorta...sneaks up on ya while standing outside in the dark with moms having a smoke n going 'whoa...i have to go to bed...now' n then wandering down to your room discovering that the kids went into the garage after dark... which is a no no...cuz it hasnt been bug bombed yet.. so theres half a dozen lil flying ants stuck to the wall...and a weirdo white spider...which normally i would leave alone cuz spiders eat...flies n stuff...but in my room? ya had a bad experience with a spider in my room once (those of you that know me are prolly laughin so let me just flip you off right now ,,|,,) so pulling out the bug spray...and keeeeling zem all popping in breakfast club for the bajillionth time and passing out before midnite and waking up post 10am without babies screaming, children running thru the house...and there was hot coffee. good coffee. drinkable coffee. and a text. today has start

7-13-07
Well, an hour ago was interesting. The car was hit when mom was driving my sister and I. We where getting off the off ramp and waiting to turn onto the road. We got hit just hard enough to get a small dent in the back bumper. None of us where hurt, just surprised since we weren't moving.

Please Give This Woman A Few Comments And A Rate!!!!
THIS WOMAN IS IN THE LEAD BUT I WANNA ASK EVERYONE TO PLEASE COME BY AND LEAVE HER A FEW COMMENTS AND A RATE PLEASE WE COULD USE ANY HELP POSSIBLE TO KEEP HER IN HER LEAD IT IS APPRECIATED!!!

Star Of Life
Origin of the Star Of Life The Blue "Star of Life" -- The Emergency Medical Care Symbol by Arline Zatz Just as a pharmacists have the mortar and pestle and doctors have the caduceus, Emergency Medical Technicians have a symbol, its use is encouraged both by the American Medical Association and the Advisory Council within the Department of Health, Education and Welfare. The symbol applies to all emergency medical goods and services which are funded under the DOT/EMS program. We see the "Star of Life" constantly, whether it be on ambulances or uniforms. But, how many realize what this symbol represents and how it was born? Not too many, judging from the random survey I conducted after having realized I had no idea myself. Designed by Leo R. Schwartz, Chief of the EMS Branch, National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), the "Star of Life" was created after the American National Red Cross complained in 1973 that they objected to the common use of an Omaha orang

Do Not
Do not... undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not... set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Do not... take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless. Do not... let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Do not... give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other. Do not... be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Do not... shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too

Justice In The Barrell
Hey mister can you help me Im a loner on the run Im just looking for tomorrow And I aint gonna hurt no one I jumped headfirst into a bottle I was looking for a friend Came up just short of nothing I didnt find the truth I only found an end So tell me whos gonna save me Or my father or my son When the only justice a man can see Is the barrel... of a loaded gun I been broke and Ive been hungry I think theyre both my middle name But I dont never ever never seem to get enough Still guess I cant complain cause what you get in life you take it Youve gotta hold on and make it last They say good things come to those who wait But its life that goes so fast And when theres just one rule you live by Each day you kiss the rising sun When you live and die by the life we breathe In the barrel of a loaded gun Guns talk to me in my sleep at night And a gun somewhere is burning With my name Winners are losers And losers will have to face All those yesterdays

Emt Prayer
An EMS Prayer As I perform my duty Lord Whatever be the call, Help to guide and keep me safe From dangers big and small. I want to serve and do my best No matter what the scene, I pledge to keep my skills refined, My judgment quick and keen. This calling to give of my self Most do not understand, But I stand ready all the time To help my fellow man. To have the chance to help a child Restore his laugh with glee, A word of thanks I might not hear, But knowing is enough for me. The praise of men is fine for some, But I feel truly blessed, That you oh Lord have chosen me To serve in EMS!

Dear Kotex
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pant liner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual (male) behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back....................... I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggen-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess

Tag...you're It!
The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself.At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you chose them.Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" on their profile and tell them to read your latest blog. ENJOY!!!1. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?2. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.3. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.4. My father would womanize, he would drink.5. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.6. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.7. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets.8. When I

Please Comment
BOMB HIM OR DROP HIM A FEW COMMENTS. HE'S FELL BEHIND AND NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET. LETS SHOW HIM SOME CT LOVE BY COMMENT BOMBING. ANYONE WHO COMMENT BOMBS HIM I WILL BUT YOU A NICE GIFT. PLEASE HELP HIM OUT

Fubar?
FUBAR FUBAR is an acronym that originated in the military to stand for the words "f***ed up beyond all repair." This is often softened to "fouled up beyond all repair" in reference to hardware. The programming and documentation equivalent is "fouled up beyond all recognition." Sometimes the last word is "recovery" or "reconciliation" or "reason." In a Virtual Address Extension (VAX), the acronym FUBAR has been adapted to refer to the words "failed UniBus address register." Some programmers apparently managed to sneak this by humorless higher-ups, and the term stuck. F.U.B.A.R. International is the name of a film company founded in 1989 by several businessmen seeking adventure. They went on location to film natural disasters. Some of the disasters were artificially created, especially avalanches, which could be triggered by explosives. Company executives vacation in Vail, Colorado every year, and have become local celebrities. These days, F.U.B.A.R. International markets clothi

Simple Advice...
Do yourself the favor go out and buy or dust off the album "prettyhatemachine" by Nine Inch Nails. Lock youself in your car and drive to the album with it turned up LOUD! It made me feel better and it might just do it for you too. Til the next posting... THIS IS THE TERROR THE FLAPS IN THE NIGHT, THE SHADOW THAT LURKS IN, WELL, THE SHADOWS...I AM DARK WING DUCK!

Guts & Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

New Music
My band started working on a new song for our forthcoming album, if we continue banging out tunes at this rate we will probably be releasing our album in october/november of this year. Im really happy with the new songs we are working on now, this stuff is so much more representative of who we are musically than our previous releases, i just hope we get this stuff released before we become sick of it, i really want to have all new material when we play the Airwaves festival in october.

Dakota Storm (for My Dark One)
It is midnight... the in between time... between night and day. The wind is warm and I hear the stream just beyond the tall grass. You have walked ahead of me, but not too far. You are my protector. We stop and sit by the water’s edge. You lay your head on my thigh and are still. The night is ours and I stroke your soft fur... You are my companion. Soon you stand and walk to the edge of the water to stand on a tall rock You raise your regal head and sing to the moon I am awed at the beauty in your song. You are my soul We will walk this path together until the time the spirit world calls. If am first I will wait for you and listen for you to call to me And if the Creator allows, I will find you... For you are my... forever.

The Five Stages Of Drunkenness And Sobering Up
* Stage 1 - Clever: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This takes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER. * Stage 2 - Attractive: This is when you realise that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. * Stage 3 - Rich: This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it d

A Few More Weeks
Have you ever felt like screaming? I feel that way right now. I can't move into my apartment for a few more weeks. She has to legally kick those people out and that will take a few weeks. Figures. Sorry mom, I gotta stay with you for a bit longer. I just want to be able to move in NOW!!!! All my stuff is in the garage next door. I wish she would have kicked them out when I first told them I was moving into there. And then the people that wanted my house changed their minds. They said it was to dirty. I cleaned that place. A little mopping here and there would have made it a bit better granted, but they said it was a pigsty. Ofcourse they saw it in the middle of me packing and stuff, so yeah ,that was a messy hassle. But I guess this is a good way for me to get caught up money wise with bills and junk. Just figures and stuff. Oh well. Figures, its Friday the 13th.

Broccoli And Salmon Casserole
3 cups frozen chopped broccoli, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1/4 cup chopped onion, 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour , 1 1/2 cups milk, 3/4 cup grated white cheese, 1/2 cup chopped mushrooms, 1 tablespoon chopped parsley, 1/2 teaspoon dried dill, 7oz. can of shredded pink salmon, 1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Steam broccoli until just tender. Heat the olive oil in a large skillet and saute the onion until soft and translucent. Remove the onion using a slotted spoon. Stir the flour into the remaining oil in the skillet, when the mixture bubbles add the milk and stir constantly to keep lumps from forming. Add the cheese, mushrooms, parsley and dill, stir until the cheese has melted. Add the salmon, steamed broccoli and onions. Stir to mix then transfer to a lightly oiled 2 quart casserole dish. Sprinkle the parmesan cheese over the top and bake uncovered for 35 minutes or until the parmesan is lightly browned.

Lobster Casserole
2 tbsp. chopped onion 1/2 clove garlic, minced 1 tbsp. butter 1/2 can Cheddar cheese soup 1 (3-oz.) can sliced mushrooms, drained 1/4 cup milk 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1 tbsp. minced parsley 1 1/2 cups cooked lobster 1/2 cup frozen peas, cooked and drained 1 tbsp. buttered soft bread crumbs Sauté onion and garlic in butter in skillet until tender. DO NOT brown. Add soup and mushrooms; mix well. Add milk, sherry and parsley gradually; mix well. Add lobster and peas. Cook until heated through, stirring constantly. Spoon into 2 (1-cup) casseroles. Top each with crumbs. Bake at 350ºF. for 25 minutes or until golden. Serves 2

The Pair-robert Ellis
The Pair Robert Ellis Running Pair He and she Coats of white They live to be A matched set Mates for life Across frozen creeks And fields of white They fear no creature Great or small Side by side They defeat them all Love and devotion Bonded together in this life or the next Always forever Not just bodies But hearts mated too A pair of White Wolves Me...........and you

Letter To A Wife....lmao
Dear Wife, > >I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. > I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show > for it. > > These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that > you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. > > Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new > hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk > boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to bed >after > watching all of your soaps. > > You don't tell me you love me anymore. You don't want sex anymore or > anything, either your cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what > ever the cause I'm gone. > > Your Ex-Husband > > P.S. Don't try to find me...I already purchased a fairly new double-wide >and > >your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together...Have a great >life.. > > > > > > De

History Of Friday The 13th
Friday the 13th Unlucky No. 13 combines Christian and pagan beliefs Friday the 13th is an unlucky day in much of Western Europe, North America, and Australia. Many people avoid travel and avoid signing contracts on Friday the 13th. Floors in tall buildings often skip from 12 to 14. And while the superstition is believed to be fading, it nonetheless has deep roots in both Christian and pagan culture. The Day Jesus Was Crucified? Many Christians have long believed that Friday was unlucky because it was the day of the week when Jesus was crucified. The number 13 was believed to bring bad luck because there were 13 people at The Last Supper. Since there were 12 tribes of Israel, that number was considered lucky. Roots in Norse Mythology Thirteen was also a sinister number in Norse mythology. Loki, one of the most evil of the Norse gods, went uninvited to a party for 12 at Valhalla, a banquet hall of the gods. As a result, he caused the death of Balder, the god of light, joy

Breast Of Chicken Parmigiana
2 (7-oz.) boneless, skinless chicken breasts 2 eggs, beaten 1/4 cup Italian bread crumbs 4-ozs. sliced mozzarella cheese 2 Tbsp. butter 1 cup white cream sauce 2-ozs. shredded Parmiagana Regiano cheese 1/2 tsp. powdered garlic Salt Pepper Season chicken with salt, pepper and garlic. Dip into beaten eggs and dredge in Italian bread crumbs. Lightly brown in butter (clarified butter is really the best for this). Remove from pan and place in a 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese on each breast. Bake in a 350ºF. oven until cheese is lightly browned. Add cream sauce to drippings left in frypan and heat. When cream sauce is hot, place a ladle of the sauce onto the plate, and then place 1 chicken breast on top. Sprinkle with grated Parmesan cheese. Serves 2

Charred Chicken And Pepper Fajitas
2 large skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, cut into 1/2 inch 1 yellow pepper, cut lengthwise into 1/2 inch 1 red onion, thickly sliced 1/2 tsp dried oregano 1/4 tsp crushed chilies 2 tbsp vegetable oil grated rind and juice of 1 lime salt and ground black pepper 4x8 inch flour tortillas sunflower oil, for brushing leafy salad, to serve 2/3 cup sour cream Place the chicken strips, pepper, red onion, oregano, chilies, oil, lime rind, and juice in a large bowl. Add plenty of seasoning and toss together until well mixed. Heat a flat griddle or heavy nonstick frying pan. Add the chicken mixture and cook over a high heat for 8 minutes, turning once or twice, until the mixture is well browned, lightly charred and cooked through. Brush the tortillas with sunflower oil and briefly warm them in the microwave for 10 seconds, or heat them in a dry frying pan for a few seconds on each side. Serve separately, or pile the fajitas in the middle of your warm tortillas, add

Swiss Steak
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 3/4 teaspoon salt, divided 1/4 teaspoon pepper 3/4 pound boneless round steak (1/2 inch thick) 1 tablespoon cooking oil 1 can (8 ounces) stewed tomatoes 1 medium green pepper, sliced 1 medium onion, sliced In a resealable plastic bag, combine the flour, 1/4 teaspoon salt and pepper. Cut steak into two pieces; place in bag and shake to coat. In a skillet over medium heat, brown steak in oil. Add tomatoes. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 40 minutes. Add green pepper, onion and remaining salt. Cover and simmer until meat is tender, about 30 minutes. Yield: 2 servings.

Welcome To Fubar.com
Yes in a very short time Cherrytap will be on the internet using a new name. babyj made some new changes and wants to change the name. for all info on this new change please check out babyj's blog. Cherrytap is going to be Fubar woooohhooo repost this bulletin please so all can read on the changes that are about to happen (repost of original by 'F******HOT Marina *¢¾someone's lover¢¾* -tagged NSFW [member to the band of brothers]' on '2007-07-13 10:28:35') (repost of original by 'Boycott Wal-Mart' on '2007-07-13 10:36:23') (repost of original by '~I Love Iceman00725 4 Life~Please Sign My Guestbook' on '2007-07-13 10:41:06')

Votes And Comments
thanks to all who voted and left comments on my mumms. I wanted to state that it's not that I care what people think of me, I was just curious to dee how many people agreed or disagreed with me. I feel tats and piercings are great and have nothing to do with being a parent. As for leaving the state, or even in state, i think it should be ok for anyone to meet people. If you are a single parent, you shouldn't have to wait until your kids are 18 to be able to find someone, or make new friends. I feel I am a good mom, i make my mistakes of course, but my kids come first. I was just curious on opinions. so thank you very much for taking the time. And for those of you that really don't think anything, why do you bother?

Men & Women
Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie , Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie , Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Honey
Dip your finger in honey one by one glistening buttons slip apart at lip's touch tread the tender mountain path at slope of dewfall your thumb will trace out the shell curve of my ear I turn my face to your sweet-scented palm press it to my mouth sorrow melts away like the ink of the squid in clear water your sweat forms a pool in my navel, or my tear falls, turning through space to splash like a sigh on your skin there is no tomorrow though dawn glows pink there is only flooded heartbeat confluence -- and fusion

This Song An Loss Of Friendship
OK I DONT WANNA BRING DRAMA AS I AM THE LAST PERSON FOR THAT BUT THIS HAS JUST BUGGED ME FOR TOO LONG NOW AN JUST NEED TO VENT A BIT... THIS SONG HAS MEANING TO ME AS A FEW MONTHS BACK I THOUGHT I MADE A CONNECTION WITH THIS AMAZING GUY ON HERE...YAH HE HELPED ME THRU SOME ROUGH TIMES AN WE TALKED BY PHONE EVERY DAY AN THIS SONG HE DECIDED TO ADD AS THE RINGTONE FOR WHEN I WOULD CALL HIS CELL...IT WAS CUTE AS IT TOOK AWHILE TRYIN OUT DIFFERENT SONGS AN TRYIN TO DECIDE WHAT ONE TO PICK AN THEN HE SAID WELL I JUST WANT THIS ONE...OK OK LONG STORY ...BUT WHENEVER I WOULD HEAR THAT SONG I WOULD THINK OF THAT CONVERSATION AN HOW HE MADE ME LAUGH SO... WELL LAST MONTH I GO ON VACATION AN WAS NOT ABLE TO TALK WITH HIM DAY TO DAY LIKE B4...SO WHEN I GOT HOME A DAY EARLY OF COURSE I WAS EXCITED TO CALL AN TALK TO HIM TO CATCH UP...WELL, HE WAS UNABLE TO TALK AN SAID HE WOULD CALL BACK LATER....OK FINE...BUT HE DOESNT, SO I SEE HE IS ON HERE SO I SAY OK GUESS I AM NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO CALL BA

Fog
Whiteness glimmers in Dawn bends through the pane Fog, soft as cobwebs Clinging Close as a lingering ache, or Rejected love Mournful, ashen cheeked Muted, beautiful, Leeching naïve day To congealed moonlight -- Milky wormwood memory Warm breath once shared Mist on the mirror Atomized shimmering droplets Breath on a cold silver mirror Mist

Crazy Night!!
Last night was so0o crazy!!!! I went out to have a few drinks with some friends, friends that I had shut out of my life because they were also friends of an ex, and damn it I regret being that way towards them now!!! *Anywayz* I was having a great time, until we ended up at a lake in Tennessee and let me tell you J and lakes at night are a big no no! For those of you who know me, know I have a fear of drowning at night, so0o you already know I totally freaked! The bad part about it was I was actually sober and still FREAKED! In other news...srry guys, I'm no longer single..:) Me and my something that feels right are back together..I know I said I was gonna move on but I couldn't..I love him alot and I think it's gonna really work this time..Ok well that's it..L8RZ!! MWAUH..*~J~*

Ophelia
My eyes are stones you told me truth but by dawn beauty had fallen from sight these stones are in league with gravity and green water gurgles over fathoms deep where I lie about the truth I lie in weeds washed back and forth tangled, knotted, decaying and those are stones that once were pearls

What I Want Of You
I want an infusion of your knowledge I want to converse with you from moon to moon I want to know what your desires are I want to understand your listening I want to eat your calmness I want to hum in the key of your music I want to feel the texture of your skin I want to know how things are joined together for you and how set apart I want to taste the inside of your shell I want to see how Fibonacci works for you I want to hold with tenderness your secret tragedies I want to make you realise what you didn’t know you knew I want to move you to tears I want you to be glad of the tears I move you to I want you to give me the courage to be unreasonable

Update On Contest (10 So Far)
+AGENT SMITH+ ~rebelbreed~ ~shadowlion69~ ~skyhawk691~ ~Labman911~ ~Karma~ ~Yoda~ ~Joeynv86~ ~Margie~ ~Whitedove~ (repost of original by '~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF CT ~' on '2007-07-12 20:52:23') (repost of original by 'Rosepetals~*Confederate Bombers Family' o

Good Days, Bad Noses.
I think I've said this to every single person I've seen over the past two days but I'm gonna cut off my nose. Anyways. My update, in bullet style. *Have an appointment with a counselor on Thursday *Been hanging out with some one and I must say I'm pretty blown away. *I almost must say that scares me a bit. *Have a day off on Sunday! Haven't had one of those recently. *Over all I think I'm feeling a bit better, side from the sucky ass cold. *I have slightly more balls than I originally thought. So yeah. That's that. XOXO

To Be More Specific
I should have been more specific, to get to the contest pic you have to double click on the picture in the blog to get to it...thanks I need help. I have this pic in a contest that ends at 7pm CST tonight. Just a few more hours away. I am in third but JUST BARELY. I could use help I can get with comments. I just joined a bomber family but you can't ask the family to help you until you have been there 2 weeks so I am on my oen on this one.

If He Only Knew
if he only knew~ ;-) Current mood: dorky I have this special friend, He isn't like the other few, Unlike some of them, He's always been true. We've been through so much, And I've only known him a year, But when I'm with him, I don't have a single fear. He's always there to listen, And never leaves me out, Even in those times, Where I could just scream and shout. We listen to each other, Like his sorrows and joys, And even if I wanna talk, About all the boys. There's one little thing, I keep it hidden from show, My feelings for him, Are more than you could ever know. I love him so much, I'd give him my whole heart, But I know he doesn't feel the same, It tears me apart. People think its just a silly crush, But they have no clue, What I feel for him, Is just so very true. I've never been in love, Like I am with him, But unfortunately I know, That my chances are slim. Maybe if things were different, If only he knew, I could say thos

Sisters
sisters..... There's no better friend than a sister - There's no one more loyal and true . . . and even when sisters are different . . . their likeness come shining through! Perhaps it's a family resemblance that strengthens the bond they share . . . or maybe it's just that sisters live life with a similar flair! A sister remembers your collegehood - She knows more than you will admit of times you were Little Miss Perfect . . . and times you gave others a fit! She's seen you in some situations when silence just wouldn't suffice . . . and managed somehow to get by with those sisterly words of advice! And when some encouragement's needed . . . a sister will always be there . . . to listen . . . to laugh . . . or to lean on . . . to comfort, or simply to care. There's no one who's more in your corner . . . and no one you're more grateful to. There's no better friend than a sister . . . and no better sister than you.

Survery About Me
* . . About You . . * Eye Color:: Blue (they change color) Hair Color:: blonde Height:: 5'3 Favorite Color:: Blue Screen Name:: Sweetcheecks Favorite Band:: dont have one Favorite Movie: not sure Favorite Show: CSI, House, Your Car:: Ford Focus Your Hometown:: Vandergrift, Pa Your Present Town:: Ford City, PA Your Crushes First Name: Your Grade:: im out of school Your Style:: Jeans and t-shirt, and a hoodie * . . Have You Ever . . * Sat on your rooftop?: Yes Kissed someone in the rain?: YES Danced in a public place?: YES Smiled for no reason?:YES Laughed so hard you cried?: YES Peed your pants after age 8?: no Written a song?: justPOEMS Sang to someone for no reason?: Yes Performed on a stage?: Yes Talked to someone you don't know?:LOL ALL THE TIME IM A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: NO THATS IGNORANT Made out in a theatre?: no. cant say i have Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: YES Been in love?: YES * . . Who was th

Weekend Time
hey cherries, hows it going today? so much cooler here in eastern tennessee today, loven it!! well, some know what weekends mean to me, lol, so im going to just post a song title today to show im feeling...lmao "little rock" by reba mcentire have a good weekend cherries, cant wait to chat with all of ya again, and some of ya even more!!(got that CT hubby?????lol)

New Baby
A friend of the family's and his wife were to go into the hospital yesterday to have their 2nd child. I've been kept up-to-date on her condition from her monther-in-law and by the looks of it, it looked like she was doing alright. I don't know the conditions or nothing of what happened but they were to do a serious operation on her to take the baby out the best way possible. It put both her and the baby in great danger. Hopefully by Sunday I'll have an update of good news, but all prayers would be greatly appreciated for this family. :)

Whiners Suck
Why do people complain and make nasty comments when someone rates their pic less than a ten? Isnt the rating system designed to rate someones picture on what you think about it? I personally don't care what people think of my pic, how I look or what I say. Rate me the way you feel. I don't care. If you don't like me, I don't care. Lighten up losers. If you don't want a less than ten rating, take your picture down. But quit your damn bitching and moaning. geez

Only A Few More Hours Left!!
I need help. I have this pic in a contest that ends at 7pm CST tonight. Just a few more hours away. I am in third but JUST BARELY. I could use help I can get with comments. I just joined a bomber family but you can't ask the family to help you until you have been there 2 weeks so I am on my oen on this one.

Fish For 2
2 (8-oz.) grouper OR halibut fillets 2 tbsp. butter or margarine, melted 2 tbsp. lemon juice 1/8 tsp. lemon-pepper seasoning 1/4 tsp. garlic salt Paprika 1 green onion, sliced 1 tbsp. chopped fresh parsley Garnish: Lemon wedges Place fish fillets in a lightly greased 13x9-in. baking pan. Pour melted butter and lemon juice over fish; sprinkle lemon-pepper seasoning and next 4 ingredients evenly over fish. Bake at 350ºF. for 20 to 25 minutes. Then broil 3 to 5 minutes or until fish is lightly browned and flakes easily when tested with a fork. Garnish, if desired. Yield: 2 servings.

Heart Attacks
Read this & what are u supposed to do? Everything causes a heart attack according to this! Anger really can trigger a heart attack. But then, so can getting sick, being too hot, being too cold, air pollution, lack of sleep, grief, overeating, natural disasters, exercise and sex. In fact, simply waking up is the worst thing you can do if you're trying to avoid a heart attack. Heart attacks, strokes and cardiac arrests seem to come out of the blue, but actually most occur upon waking up in the morning, according to the July 2007 issue of the Harvard Heart Letter. Before waking, our bodies release stress hormones into the bloodstream to give us the energy to get out of bed, but this also stresses the heart slightly. That nudge can cause a cardiac event if one's arteries already are rife with festering cholesterol-rich plaque. The dehydration that normally occurs after a night of sleep also puts a plaque-plagued circulatory system at risk. Also, heart medications wear o

Cocoa Cake
Cocoa Cake 2 1/2 tablespoon cocoa 2 1/2 tablespoon hot water 1 eggs, separated 1/4 cup sour milk 1/4 cup butter, softened 1 cup sugar 3/4 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup flour sprinkle of salt 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon soda 1/2 scant cup hot water Frosting: 1 cup powder sugar 2 T. cocoa 3 T. butter, softened 1 1/2 T. cream or milk 1/2 T. vanilla Mix cocoa & hot water to make smooth paste, sit aside. Separate eggs & beat white until stiff. Sit aside. Cream butter slowly, add sugar & beat well. Beat in egg yolks. Mix dry ingredients add alternately with milk, twice. Add cocoa, mix well. Add water, mix well. Add egg white, mix gently. Pour into greased 8-9" square cake pan. Bake 350 25 - 30 min Frosting: Mix dry ingredients. Add remaining ingredients. Mix well. Frost cooled cake.

Chicken Breast In Herb Mustard Cream Sauce
1 boneless chicken breast, cut in half 1 to 2 tbsp. balsamic vinegar 1 tbsp. white wine 1/2 cup heavy cream 1 tbsp. herbed Dijon mustard Sauté chicken breast halves in a little olive oil until golden brown and cooked throughout. Remove to a warm plate. Pour off any excess oil from the pan. Over high heat, add the wine and balsamic vinegar, scraping the pan and reducing the liquid until thick and syrupy. Add the heavy cream and boil vigorously, continuously scraping the pan with a wooden spoon, until the cream is thick and reduced by about half its original volume. Remove from heat, stir in the mustard, and spoon over the chicken. Serves 2.

Ozzy Osbourne - I Don't Wanna Stop Lyrics
I Don't Wanna Stop lyrics by Ozzy Osbourne. I don't know what they're talking about I'm making my own decisions This thing that I found Ain't gonna bring me down I'm like a junkie without an addiction Mama don't cry I just wanna say hi Like playing with danger or fear Everybody's walking but nobody's talking It looks a lot better from here All my life I've been over the top I don't know what I'm doing, All I know is I don't wanna stop All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop You're either in or in the way, don't make me I don't wanna stop Why don't they ever listen to me? Is this a one-way conversation? Nothing they say is gonna set me free Don't need to make no reservations To make me religious for only one god I don't need another saviour Don't try to change my mind You know I'm one of a kind Ain't gonna change my bad behaviour All my life I've been over the top [ I Don't Wanna Stop lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] I don't know

Father Carl
so far, all my posts have been loosely based on fantasies, involving real people i know (yes, the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent), this one was the first i wrote that was purely a work of fiction. enjoy! please rate and comment, and pass along to your fnas/friends/family, lol. Father Carl and the Naughty Schoolgirl Busy with my daily paperwork, the sudden knock at my door startles me. Looking up I see you standing in the doorway. "You wanted to see me, Father Carl?" My mind starts running, why had a called you down to my office? By my recollection, there has never been a time in all four years you have spent at my school for me to have reason to see you. Motioning for you to enter, I search for the referral form on my desk. You take a seat opposite me at my desk and cross your legs. Not for the first time, I find myself questioning my choice of profession. Some of you young ladies have such succulent bodies that it is difficult at times to remember tha

Pan-roasted Chicken And Vegetables
1/2 lbs. red potatoes, cut into 1 1/2-inch chunks 1/2 onion (1 lb.), cut into 6 wedges 2 garlic cloves, peeled 1 tbsp. olive oil 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. ground black pepper 1/2 tsp. dried, crushed rosemary 1/2 lb. skinless, boneless chicken thighs, each cut into quarters 1 (10-oz.) bag spinach, stems discarded Preheat oven to 475ºF. In roasting pan, combine potatoes, onion, garlic, oil, salt, pepper, and rosemary; toss to coat. Roast vegetables 20 minutes, stirring once. Add chicken, tossing to coat; roast 25 minutes longer or until juices run clear when thickest part of chicken is pierced with tip of knife. Place spinach over chicken mixture and roast 5 minutes longer or until spinach wilts. Toss before serving. Garnish with rosemary sprigs. Serves 2

Californian
You know you're from Southern California when... 1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. 3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. 4) You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. 5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). 6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes" 7) You drive to your neighborhood block party. 8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn. 9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. 10) If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. 11) Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. 12) You know what "In-'N

Clam Chowder For One
1/2 cup cubed peeled potato 1/4 cup chopped onion 1/8 tsp. salt Pinch pepper 1/2 cup water 1 (6-1/2-oz.) can chopped clams, drained 2/3 cup milk Just enough chicken broth to cover potato and vegetables 1 tbsp. butter or margarine 1 bacon strip, cooked and crumbled Chopped parsley, optional In a small saucepan, cook potato, onion, salt and pepper in minimal amount of chicken broth until vegetables are tender (do not drain). Add clams, milk, butter and bacon; heat through (do not boil). Sprinkle with parsley. Yield: 1 serving

Poem
A linger of your touch stays with me day to day I longer to just hold you In my memory your love shall stay Your kiss bought me sparks of magic that I used to think impossible Fireworks filled the room with each passing kiss I long to just hold you even if be just for a second longer I’d rather have just a second with you than to never have you in in my arms again at all You don’t have to say a word just let me stare in your eyes In your eyes I could get lost in you forever and never have to leave You caught me with your everlasting kiss So sorry to have let go I will be back in your arms soon Sooner than you will ever know

Chicken And Dumplings
2 chicken thighs 1 chicken breast 1 stalk celery - chopped 1 large carrot - chopped 1/2 medium onion - chopped 1 bay leaf 1/8 tsp black pepper 1 tsp chicken base DUMPLING BATTER (see recipe below) Brown the chicken lightly enough to seal in the juices. Remove the chicken. Respray and add the onions. Saute them until translucent. Add the carrot and celery and saute until they release their fragrance. Add water to the pan to just cover the chicken. Add the bay leaf and black pepper. Cover and cook 25 minutes. Remove chicken and cool slightly. remove chicken from bones and add back to broth. Make the dumpling batter: PARSLEY DUMPLINGS 1 c flour 1 1/2 tsp baking powder dash salt 1/8 c chopped parsley or 1 1/2 T chives 1/8 c butter or margarine 1/2 c milk Sift together the flour, baking powder and salt. Mix in the parsley and/or chives. Cut in the butter/margarine until it resembles coarse cornmeal. Mix in the milk with a fork to make a soft dough - stir as little a

Chicken, Rice, And Vegetable Soup
1-10 oz. pkg. Green Giant frozen rice medley with peas and mushrooms 1 c. cubed cooked chicken 1-14.5 oz. can ready-to-serve chicken broth Cook rice medley as directed on pkg. in microwave. Remove Rice medley from pouch: place in medium saucepan. Add chicken and broth; cook over medium heat 3-4 minutes or until thoroughly heated. 2 Serving

Cherrytap Is Fubar?!
sometime next week i'm going to rename the site to fubar. you'll still be able to go to cherrytap.com, or fubar.com.. both will go to the same place and all the old cherrytap.com links will still work. you're probably asking yourself why is babyjesus such a psycho? well, if you've read my blogs you'll notice i've never been a super best friends fan of the name cherrytap...(anyone get that reference?) fubar is also much faster to type. besides, the name doesn't make the site... the people that use it do. before any rumors start: * no the site hasn't been sold to anyone, it's still the same crazy folks running things. * no we're not planning to do anything different on the site after the name change. * we're not resetting accounts or anything. * old salutes with cherrytap.com in them are still valid, but after the name change you'll have to specify fubar in all new salutes. * once we have fubar shirts made, i'll exchange any cherrytap shirts purchased from us for fubar s

Chicken Breasts Stroganoff Style
1 large (4-6 oz) Skinless, Boneless Chicken Breast 1/3 of a Bell Green Pepper, stem and seeds removed 1/3 cup of sliced and/or diced onion 1/2 of a small can (4 oz size) of mushroom pieces and stems 2 tablespoons of butter 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg 2 tablespoons of sour cream 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon of ground pepper 1/2 cup of white wine Saute the onion and mushrooms in butter until the onion is nearly transparent, cut the chicken breast and the bell pepper into thin slices and add along with the nutmeg and salt. When the chicken turns white and the peppers become limp, add the rest of the ingredients and cook over a medium heat until the chicken is completely cooked through, about 10 minutes. Serve over cooked rice or pasta. Serves 1

Tuna Casserole
1-2/3 cup can evaporated milk 1 cup (12 small) coarsely crumbed soda crackers 1 (8-oz.) can whole kernel corn 1 tbsp. instant minced onion 1 tbsp. instant parsley flakes 1/8 tsp. oregano, savory or thyme 1 tbsp. lemon juice 1 (6-1/2-oz.) can tuna Paprika Pour milk over crackers in bowl. Let stand to soften. Stir in corn, seasonings, lemon juice and tuna. Turn into 2 (1-pt.) casseroles. Sprinkle with paprika. Bake at 375ºF. for 20 minutes. Serves 2

True Friend
True Friendship Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard /bitch who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you ar

Chicken Divan
Preheat oven to 350ºF. 3/4 cup milk 1 (3-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, cubed 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 1 cup broccoli florets, cooked, drained 3/4 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cooked (large size) Heat milk and cream cheese cubes over low heat, stir until smooth. Stir in the Worcestershire sauce. Place broccoli in a 10x6-in. baking dish. Top with 1/2 cup of cheddar cheese. Cut chicken into bite sized pieces and place over the broccoli; pour on the cream cheese sauce. Cover with foil. Bake for 25 minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle the remaining 1/4 cup Cheddar cheese and bake until Cheddar cheese is melted - approx. 5 minutes. Serves 2

Jury Duty Fraud
THE VERDICT: HANG UP Don't Fall for Jury Duty Scam 06/02/06 offical we site http://www.fbi.gov/page2/june06/jury_scams060206.html The phone rings, you pick it up, and the caller identifies himself as an officer of the court. He says you failed to report for jury duty and that a warrant is out for your arrest. You say you never received a notice. To clear it up, the caller says he'll need some information for "verification purposes"-your birth date, social security number, maybe even a credit card number. This is when you should hang up the phone. It's a scam. Jury scams have been around for years, but have seen a resurgence in recent months. Communities in more than a dozen states have issued public warnings about cold calls from people claiming to be court officials seeking personal information. As a rule, court officers never ask for confidential information over the phone; they generally correspond with prospective jurors via mail. More Information Want to le

Dj Sunshine !!!!
COME AND TAKE A LISTEN TO DJ SUNSHINE ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO..... IF THERE ARE REQUEST OR DEDICATIONS THAT YOU WANT TO HEAR CLICK ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO BANNER BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO WHERE YOU CAN CHAT AND LEAVE MUSIC REQUEST AND DEDICATIONS FOR DJ SUSHINE !!!!! IF YOU DIDN'T FIND DJ SUNSHINE THERE THEN YOU SHOULD COME AND CHECK OUT THE SCOOTER BAR.... CLICK BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU THERE AND TO THE ONE AND ONLY DJ SUNSHINE!!!!!!! THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN FIND HER PERSONAL PAGE.. WHERE YOU CAN RATE HER, ADD HER, FAN HER, LEAVE HER GIFTS AND COMMENTS....... SHE IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO GET AND TALK TO NEW FRIENDS DJ Sunshine~Excalibur Radio~aka..BRAT~Cowboy Marine for Life's CT Wife~P.O.P.C/O of S & M@ CherryTAP COME AND HANG OUT WITH DJ SUNSHINE AND THE HOTTEST WOMEN AND MEN ON CT ..... GREAT DJ'S AND EVEN BETTER MUSIC ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO WE ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO SO COME AND CHECK US OUT AND TAKE A LI

Done
Pretty sure I'm done helping other people's friends level up. I went and left someone a bunch of 11's the other day to help him out. Got him leveled. And 10 hours later, i got a comment that said "Thanks" nothing more nothing less...Maybe I'm just being spoiled? Thinking I deserve more? But that just seems unappreciative to me. I dunno.

Can't Decide
Well, I'm pretty much all out of pics to post. I don't have many on my own computer, my husband keeps them on his. I always have something negative about pics of me, so I barely keep them. *sigh* Can't decide if I should just take more, or leave them as is now.

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Help Me Get A Blast In A Givaway
I need some help. I don't enter too many contest because I cant fully commit to them.I would rather be helping someone level then bomb..Im sorry but leveling is a passion I have. This is a givaway with no time limit.I need 18,000 comments for a 30 day blast. My Blast is about to run out. I also don't buy my blast I would rather buy one for someone else. So if you could give me a few minutes of your time and leave me a few comments I would be greatful.Thanks again for all your help.

Friends Forever No Matter What
ON HERE YESTERDAY SOMEONE TRIED TO COME BETWEEN ME AND LINDA AND TRIED SO PUT DAMAGE TO OUR FREINDSHIP. LINDA AND I FELL OUT BECAUSE OF IT. BUT THE PERSON WHO TRIED TO DESTROY OUR FRIENSHIP DIDNT SUCCEED BECAUSE LINDA AND I ARE STILL BEST FRIENDS AND WE ALWAYS WILL BE.

Stay Free
We met when we were in school Never took no shit from no one, we weren't fools The teacher says we're dumb We're only having fun We piss on everyone In the classroom When we got thrown out i left without much fuss An' weekends we'd go dancing Down streatham on the bus You always made me laugh Got me in bad fights Play me pool all night Smokin' menthol I practised daily in my room You were down the crown planning your next move Go on a nicking spree Hit the wrong guy Each of you get three Years in brixton I did my very best to write How was butlins? Were the screws too tight? When you lot get out Were gonna hit the town We'll burn it fuckin' down To a cinder Cos years have passed and things have changed And i move anyway i wanna go I'll never forget the feeling i got When i heard that you'd got home An' i'll never forget the smile on my face 'cos i knew where you would be An' if you're in the crown tonight Have a drink on me But go easy...step

Not Meant To Hurt Anyones Feelings...but Its Funny!!!
Something To Offend Nearly Everyone > > Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? >A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat > >Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? >A. A different bar > >Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? >A. Sum Ting Wong > >Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? >A. A speech impediment > >Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? >A. They're hiring > >Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? >A. Because they're not going to work >in the future either. > >Q. What do you call a Mississippi >farmer with a sheep under each arm? >A. A pimp. > >Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on >Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? >A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, >the Sex Ed class uses it. > >Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? >A. The southern zoo has a description >

New Shows All Over Norcal, Make It There!!!
07/14/2007 09:00 PM - Kimo's Penthouse Lounge 1351 Polk St., San Francisco, California 94109 - TBA Needle Exchange Benefit w/ Forever's End and Soul Distortion -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/21/2007 08:00 PM - The Quarter Note 1214 Apollo Way, Sunnyvale, California 94085 - Toll Bridge Productions presents w/ 12 Steps to Nothing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/28/2007 08:00 PM - Battle of the Bands @ Oakland Metro Opera House 201 Broadway, Oakland, California 94607 - $8 Prize inlcudes cash, recording time, and major label submission. Buy some tickets Muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/29/2007 08:00 PM - NA Show ?, Watsonville, California - performance for Narcotics Anonymous -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/30/2007 08

Chinese Horoscope
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NA

Manu Chao-rainin' In Paradize
Welcome to paradise (2x) Today it's raining (4x) (Welcome to paradise) Today It's raining (Welcome to paradise) (4x) In Zaire, Was no good place to be Free world go crazy, it’s an atrocity In Congo, Still no good place to be They killed Mibali, it’s a calamity Go Maasai go Maasai be mellow, Go Maasai go Maasai be sharp (2x) In Monrovia, this no good place to be Weapon go crazy, it’s an atrocity In Palestina, too much hypocricy This world go crazy, it's no fatality Go Maasai go Maasai be mellow, Go Maasai go Maasai be sharp (2x) Today it’s raining (4x), in paradise Today it’s raining (4x) In Baghdad, it's no democracy That’s just because, it’s a US Country In Fallujah, too much calamity This world go crazy, it's no fatality Go Maasai go Maasai be mellow, Go Maasai go Maasai be sharp (2x) Today it’s raining (4x) In Jerusalem, in Monrovia, Guinea-Bissau, today it's raining (3x) Welcome to paradise, Come to the fairy lies Welcome to

How Good Are You In Bed?
how good are you in bed?!?!?WOW!!!prude doesnt even come to mind with you. you know how to flirt and other girls envy you because of it. good luck keeping a boyfriend.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

A Story ?
My heart quickens as I take your hand and lead you down the empty hallway. You glance over at me with a suspicious smirk, a knowing glint flashing across your crystal blue eyes. I return your smile and continue towards my intended destination. After a brief inspection of the surrounding hall I see nor hear any sign of others in the area of the building. I reach out and push the bathroom door open, dragging you inside. An enthusiastic smile beams across your beautiful face as the door swings shut and I approach, backing you up against the sink. My lips press to yours as my hands grope eagerly at various strategic locations on your body. I can hear your subtle moans as you feel the hardness in my pants pressing firmly between your legs. A few seconds later your shirt is raised and my mouth is covering your breasts with hungry, wet kisses. I take one nipple between my lips, sucking briefly before turning to the other one. Your hands grasp and pull at my hair and you raise a leg in ord

Quoth, The Raven
• When you identify something that you do well, that you enjoy doing, and that supports the values that are important to you, you have defined success in your terms. • The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year. • There are really only two ways to approach life - as victim or as gallant fighter - and you must decide if you want to act or react, deal your own cards or play with a stacked deck. And if you don't decide which way to play with life, it always plays with you. • Try and live your life the way you wish other people would live theirs. • No one can make you inferior without your consent. • Stop talking about the problem and start thinking about the solution. • Always focus on accomplishments rather than activities. • There are some things you don't have to know how it works - only that it works. While some people are studying the roots, others are picking the fruit.

Tell Me A Story
Have you ever felt "love"? Have you ever lived a love story? Have you actually "loved" another human being? Family, parents, children, friends don't count. Part "love", part friendly, part obligation, part expected demand . . . no, I mean "love" another person, glorious, joyful, painful, agonizing LOVE for someone who had no ties, no meaning, no piece, no place in or of your life until that magical moment you couldn't, wouldn't, not ever, not no how want to NOT be with them? Share the glory, tell me a story, send me a description, share the golden memory, throw the broken shards of your heart at me, cry me a memory . . . but only honest ones. Don't make anything up like we all do each day. No names, only a "he was" or a "she is" . . . No "we still are" . . . no "we used to be" . . . just what is . . . what was . . . real . . . like it happens still today, still this moment . . . Make us both appreciate that it happened. And if you never have, join me in a solitary moment

Stone Sayings...
In a Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go On a grave in Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann In a Ribbesford, England cemetery: The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw. In a Vermont cemetery: In memory of my husband John Barnes. His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted. An epitaph in England for Sir John Strange: Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. Anonymous in St

Repression
Repression repressed for all these years so much anger but lost all fears does anything matter in this life? remember those days where smiles fixed all? wouldnt it be good if people stayed true late night thoughts drift around nothing to feel but the icy cold one day tomorrow will hold the solution - KW

Another Sex Survey
In Depth Sex Survey by macabre64Age when you lost your virginity: 18Partners age when you lost your virginty: 32? I believe?The best thing about my first time was: nothing muchThe worst thing about my first time was: HUGE disappointment!!Do you like to kiss?: yesThe best thing about kissing is: it feels goodThe worst thing about kissing is: nothing :)How would you rate your sex life: varies sometimes a 10 somtimes a 2 lolAverage number of times in a week you have sex: not many lolOn average sex lasts about: with my husband? 1 minute lolHow long would you like sex to last: more than 1 minute?I am best at: everythingMy worst habit regarding sex is: i have no bad habits!I wish I...: I'll have to think about this.I wish my lover...: went longer lolDo you masturbate?: rarely cuz it doesnt feel as good!How often?: once every week or two MAYBE. usually less.With toys or without: WITHThe best thing about sex is: it feels AWESOME ... usually. Sometimes. Maybe.The worst thing

This Weekend
Surpisingly enough I get a break this weekend and get to getaway from everything(2 out of 3 kids, my husband, etc.). I'm going to spend the night at my aunt's house and then tomorrow my sister, my mom, my oldest son, and my aunt are going to New York for the day. We'll then spend another night at my aunt's house before coming home on Sunday. I'll write another blog sometime next week about my day in New York! Until later, Enjoy the weekend!!

Anniversary Of A Memory
I wish i could take away the pain... and bring it all on me, I would hold you in my arms and kiss you tenderly. I would carry you on my shoulders, and introduce you to my heart, I will warm you with my Love, so that we may never part. I cried many tears for you, as if i could wipe away your sorrows... I carressed you with my warm embrace, and held you for all tomorrows. I know time is the only cure for this, there is no other way, so for now i will hold my heart aside, and keep you there.... every day. Loving wishes, Tony

Sometimes
Sometimes... Sometimes... when you cry -- No one sees your tears Sometimes... when you are in pain -- No one sees your hurts Sometimes... when you are worried -- No one sees your stress Sometimes... when you are happy -- No one sees your smile But fart one time everyone knows it

My True Love Is
Your True Love Is a Pisces Why you'll love a Pisces: Selfless and intuitive, you are perfect for a Pisces that lives to love you. You're sensitive enough to appreciate and explore the deep emotions of a Pisces. Why a Pisces will love you: You're generous and totally giving in relationships, something Pisces demands. You are also dreamy enough to get lost in fantasy with Pisces, but realistic enough to stay grounded. What Sign Is Your True Love?

I Moved
ok update i moved back to omaha nebraska to get on my feet and get bradley back and i ahve a job lined up i am just waiting for my last check to get my state id i am looking for another job part time os we will see well i am hoping to find me soneone a bf and fuck buddy that my turn toa bf i really dont care i want that conpanion ship i miss being held at night and kissed awake in the morning i miss everything of a serious relationship so hopefully i can find that also i am not lookingf ro another daddy for beadley just someone for me anyway love yall lydia

There Is A Reason...
There is a genuine reason why I've not been on much recently, and why I am not keeping in contact with people as best as I should be doing. Its NOT that I don't like any of you at all, it is quite a sad reason which I do not want to share with everyone, but just please bear with me and do not assume anything. If you are a real friend you will wait for me :)

Yes, I'm Alive
i did something stupid on 7-1-07. i put a 38 caliber shell in my right side over 3 women on here. i sometimes wish it would have killed me, but i'm alive somehow after 2 surgeries. needless to say it hurts like hell now!!! i've been called a liar and everything over this, but it did happen, and i've got pics to prove it as well, i just need to find away to upload them on here. i'm not bragging about it, because it was stupid, but my heart just couldn't take another beating like it had in the past, and i let it get to me way to much. i guess its a lesson learned, don't let women get to you to much...

Hurt...
To those who have hurt me...I have nothing but love for you all. I don't hold grudges. Good luck and I hope you find what YOU are looking for. Don't fret, I will be fine. Sorry I couldn't be what you wanted, but I can only do so much. I don't ever forget a person who has entered my heart and therefore, tho you may have deleted me from your life, your still in my heart. Nothing but love...

Plz Keep My Son In Your Prays .
Antonio is my 19 yr old son . On July 12, 2007 at 6 pm and was hit by a car when he was on his bike . Antonio is now are on of are big hosp . where he had surgery at 8 pm . On his right leg . when he was hit by the car he thrown 30 in the air and then came down . His right leg was broken off from the ankel . so they had to put a steel rode in his leg and steel plates on both side of his ankel . and there is some other problems . so plz keep him in your pray . because antonio is a great kid when he wants to be . he is a fire fighter and this will mess it all up because the doc are telling me that he may never use his right leg again . so all i am asking for is the prays of my friends here on ct . thank you and god bless you all white Queen .

Too Funny
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, trade name of Tylenol alo has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is lso called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FD has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. annouced today that Viagra wll soon be availabe in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" a just good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market t new concoction by the new name of: M

For Our Heros
In a darkened room I sit Bowed over head in hands and think of Doom and Gloom The shadows from the moonlight stretch across the wall Creating pictures of The Nightmare that haunt's us all The sorrow, the pain we must endure Why must we share another mans fight To do battle in vain? No it is not I that suffer the most Trojans and Warriors suffer the pain Of bullets and rockets that are fired from rifle and plane Roots of Earth, man made plans Ricochet around the Heroes of this land No it is not I that suffer 'Tis soldiers that wear Medals of Honor around their neck Medallions worn to protect them Badge's of Courage on their chest No it's not in vain that some will die These are men worthy of our prayers As they do battle to protect each other And to keep us free These are men the world's best trained Soldiers of the Light, Fighting for the Right I salute them as I hope you will. For it is they who suffer! The Real Pain.

Magickal Herbs And Roots
Below you will find simple but potent uses for magickal herbs and roots. These are used in what is more commonly known as "witchcraft," however, you don't have to be a witch in order for them to be effective! For centuries the non practitioner has been using roots and herbs (along with some positive thinking and a little prayer) to add some magick to their lives. So can you! *Please use common sense! Wear rubber gloves prior to handling and ensure that you are not allergic to any roots, herbs, oils, or incense before using. LOVE AND ATTRACTION Corn Flowers: Sprinkle in the area where you and your mate argue the most. It is purported to help alleviate discord and strife. Damiana: Let some soak in a glass of wine for three hours. Thereafter, sprinkle a small bit outside your front and back door. Do this faithfully each day for 21 days, and it is said that before lo

One Side Of A Phone Call Between James Bond...
Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh, grand! It's Bond. James Bond? O07? Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdeveloped reptilian brain and a predilection for man-eating octopi launching bazookas? Well, contacting you took quite a bit of doing actually. You see, first I tried Giganta Crotchetta. I must have looked in every phone directory that MI-6 could hack into. Then I figured out that Giganta might be a code name. I mean, who has the name Giganta Crotchetta? Rather silly, when you think about it? Yes, yes I suppose you do like it. Anyway, I recalled that I kept one of your garments – your knickers actually. And there it was. "Honey Rider" is a much prettier and commonplace name. You should use that. Ah, yes. The, uh... point. Well, it seems that... well, there's no delicate way to put this. I have a rather nasty case of syphilis. And, um, I'm calling all my sexual partners to let th

Men!
That Mother Fucker is lying to me! He's been living with another girl, whom thinks he's going to marry her and he probably will. Yet he keeps filling me full of shit! "Oh Baby we'll be OK" He doesn't see what I see. Hell I don't want his dick in me after he's fucked her! I don't want my questions answered with questions! Trying to make me feel stupid or confused to the point of not knowing what I am angry about. He hasn't meet my brother the biggest con artist there is! Let's just see how far he's going to take this shit. I'm mad enough to get in touch with the "other woman" and send her a copy of all our conversations, even when he was at her house! What a fucker.....tells me he's sick, maybe cancer...yet this is while he's at her house and states from where he is suppose to be having test. DAMN MEN! It's enough for me to turn gay!

Habit
I am your constant companion. You¹re greatest helper or your heaviest burden. I will push you onward or drag you down to failure. I am completely at your command. Half of the things you do you may as well turn over to me, because I¹ll be able to do them quickly and correctly. I¹m easily managed. You must be merely firm with me. Show me exactly how you want something done and after a few lessons I¹ll do it automatically. I am the servant of all great men and sorry to say of all their failure as well. Those who are failures, I have made failures. I am not a machine, though I work with all the precision of a machine, and the intelligence of a man. You may run me for profit or run me for ruin, it makes no difference to me. Take me, train me, be firm with me, and I will place the world at your feet. Be easy with me and I will destroy you. Who Am I? I am HABIT!²

Best Moments In Life
The Best Moments In Life 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. 3. Enjoying a ride down the country side. 4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio. 5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. 6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. 7. Passing your final exams with good grades. 8. Being part of an interesting conversation. 9. Finding some money in some old pants. 10. Laughing at yourself. 11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends. 12. Laughing without a reason. 13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say something good about you. 14. Watching the sunset. 15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. 16. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special" someone. 17. Having a great time with your friends. 18 . Seeing the one you love happy. 19 . Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume. 20 . Visiting

Parts That Don't Want To Heal
Parts That Don't Want To Heal In almost every case, we know what is best for us in our lives, from the relationships we create to the food we eat. Still, somewhat mysteriously, it is often difficult to make the right choices for ourselves. We find ourselves hanging out with someone who leaves us feeling drained or choosing to eat fast food over a salad. We go through phases where we stop doing yoga or taking vitamins, even though we feel so much better when we do. Often we have no idea why we continue to make the less enlightened choice, but it is important that we inquire into ourselves to find out. When we choose that which is not best for us, the truth can be that there is a deep seated part of us that does not want to heal. We may say it's because we don't have the time or the energy or the resources, but the real truth is that when we don't take care of ourselves we are falling prey to self-sabotage. Self-sabotage happens unconsciously, which is why it's so difficult to se

Covens
Covens, study groups, and Wiccan/Pagan networking organizations are being formed all the time. Some are brand new, others are well established, but the majority probably fall somewhere in between. All too many newcomers to Wicca/Paganism get obsessed by their need to be part of a group, and they dive off head first into the first one that invites them without bothering to find out if it is really the best group for them. Often they find the pool is empty, and they crash big time. In the 1970's a seeker who wished to find a teacher or coven had a very difficult time. There were few books and few metaphysical stores. Now we have the opposite problem. There are hundreds of books and metaphysical stores and many thousands of websites which will all claim to be able to teach you Wicca. The problem now is finding a legitimate, trained teacher amonst all of the eager but unqualfied ones. Anyone can create a website and claim to be a teacher of Wicca. Be careful. Ask questions. A good teacher

Dying
Today I am going to die...well DYE my ahir. Yeah have to get rid of the green so i dont look like a stretched out leprechaun and im dying it all back to BLACK. Sometime after I get a decent job I will toss my red back in mixed wit the black but for now yeah just black works for me. Im so friggin tired didnt sleep at all lastnight stayed up watching the painted veil which My Reflections suggested. Im not one for love stories at all but this one ws actually a really good movie. I suggest anyone and everyone watch it if you get the chance. well time to die...errr dye.

Laugh For July 13
Staff Meeting The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4.

1st Blog Post ! (halloween07) Rz Rocks!
TRAILER: Watch more Halloween (2007) Trailer 's first review: here is the first review I've seen from last night's preview. this is from cinemablend.com Remaking Halloween has always been a dicey proposition and even though Rob Zombie has tried to couch his re-make as a re-imagining come on, we all know what he's doing. People are skeptical, and rightly so. He's tinkering with a classic. On the other hand he's Zombie, and his last movie The Devil's Rejects showed a tremendous amount of talent for making kickass horror movies the likes of which we haven't seen since the 70s. So there's reason to be hopeful. Now there's even more reason. This morning a long time friend of mine and the site sent in his review of Zombie's film, seen at a super secret advance screening this week. He's asked to go by the name "Captain Spaulding", but this is a review you can rely on. Here's CS with an scooper review of Rob Zombie's Halloween: Saw Halloween last night thought I'd chime in with m

Hung Like A Horse
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it. The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out. The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Fucking Assholes
Im tired of this shit. Fucking assfucks on this site acting like fucking chilred. "Oh you made a rude comment, Im going to block you and report ALL of your mumms NSFW." FUCK THIS SHIT! I know, I should mark my shit NSFW. Why? Why do I have to be the one to give in? Why do I have to be the one who cant get points for anything? Im seriously thinking of deleting my accounts. Ive got better things to do.

Change
I remember several years back I heard something that changed my life forever. Up until that point I had been struggling through life – doing everything the hard way. I couldn't figure out why my life wasn't going the way I felt it should be. I saw some people going through life effortlessly and seemingly with less tension and frustration while I was wondering if I could ever straighten out the mess my life had turned out to be. I was behind on my dreams, my promises, and my bills. Then one day I was listening to a tape and the lady was talking about the power of having dreams and goals and all of the other stuff that those motivational speakers talk about. By that point I had listened to hundreds of such tapes, but it seemed as if nothing worked for me. Probably the only reason I was listening to that one was because I had developed a habit of listening to cassette tapes while driving my car. The statement the lady said was simple and I think I had even heard it somewhere before but th

Friday, July 13th
Someone is turning you upside down and into knots. You've got it bad, but sometimes it feels so good. Go with it. The secret to life is learning to be comfortable with all your feelings, especially the weird ones. This is mine for today, normally I pay no attention to these things, but the last few days have been right on with how I have been feeling each day which to me is quite weird...anyway....just thought I would share

Friday The 13th
Friday the 13th myth makers By JENNI DILLON Watch out for black cats, avoid mirrors and ladders and, by all means, don't spill the salt. As most people probably already realize, today is Friday the 13th, a date commonly associated with bad luck. For the next several hours, millions of superstitious individuals across the country will hold their breath anticipating misfortune. Others will avoid leaving the house altogether, refusing to drive, shop or work on the ill-fated day. But whether you're a true triskaidekaphobe (a person with an irrational fear of Friday the 13th, also called a paraskevidekatriaphobe) or just mildly suspicious, it's probably a good idea to know just where your trepidation comes from. Though it's hard to pinpoint the exact origins of any superstition, several Internet sites are devoted to the history of the Friday the 13th legend. And most list the same possible origins of the rumoured curse. One of the more lucid sites is David Emery's urbanlegen

Sexual Preferences
im BI sexual but i have never done anything about it i have hidden my feeling for to long my b/f understands and he is ok about it as long as i don't run off with a women lol but he said its ok if i have a g/f as long as i remember i live with him lol and of course he said he would like to watch us once or twice lol the perv lol

A Black And White Picture (interracial Love Poem)
Your black skin On my white skin I thought it does matter But it has no meaning I don't see color When I am with you Just pure love And feelings so true Your eyes are like suns They sparkle and shine Your hands are like velvet I yearn for our sin. The day we made love Is burnt in my brain You took care of my feelings You worked me so hard I never thought I would loose my heart The moment You kissed me I knew I was lost Your hands on my body Our thighs as we crossed When the world stood still When the passion explode As you entered my body And the sheets were all tossed While the sweat just ran That is when I cried out I was waiting for you The man of my dreams Finally became true. Written by, Solambi

My Broken Heart
every one who knows that i have a really messed up heart.. its so fuckin broken and cut.. If u r so unlucky to see my heart brake in ur arms.. I am so sorry for that site.. Its like my air is gone, my heart stops and the tears fill my eyes.. an I hate that feeling.. A few weeks ago i felt my heart break.. i felt that pain in some ones arms.. An the look he had. i wont forget.. :( Here is the thing, i feel with out wanting too.. i feel things that i just dont know y i have to feel them.. i felt some thing with this person and i know and understand that right now he cant be with any one person.. i got that.. but i still wish i was that lucky girl to have a man like him.. he is the most caring and loving man i meet.. he is much like me.. just older and been through some bad times him self. i can always forget the world when im around him.. i loose track of time.. he makes me smile and laugh. an makes me cry and wish i could just hide in his room and lay in his arms .. an i have done that

Heck Its Friday How About Some Sex Jokes ?
Poker... or Her... Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 pm on Friday. Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00 pm. He asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did st

Breaking Benjamin - Sooner Or Later
I want a normal life Just like a newborn child I am a lover hater I am an instigator You are an oversight Don't try to compromise I learn to love to hate it I am not integrated Just call my name you'll be okay Your scream is burning through my veins Sooner or later You're gonna hate it Go ahead and throw your life away Driving me under Leaving me out there Go ahead and throw your life away You're like an infantile I knew it all the while You sit and try to play me Just like you see on TV I am an oversight Just like a parasite Why am I so pathetic I know you won't forget it Just call my name You'll be okay Your scream is burning through my veins Sooner or later You're gonna hate it Go ahead and throw my life away Driving me under Leaving me out there Go ahead and throw my life away Sooner or later You're gonna hate it Go ahead and throw our life away Driving me under Leaving me out there Go ahead and throw our life away

Aussie Thinking
You gotta love Australian thinking....A major International company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours,and the one with the best answer would get the job. The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on der side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name? After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers. The first, from Canada, says "My answer is, there IS no answer." The second, from New Zealand, says "My answer is that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given." The third one, from Australia, says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names.

Dont Run Fight!
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military..... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, withou

This Sucks, Recap
IF YOU HAVE READ MY LAST BLOG, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. THE GUYS WIFE CALLS ME AND WE TALK FOR ALMOST 2 HOURS, COME TO FIND OUT THE HUBBY IS CHEATING ON HER LIKE CRAZY. THERE YOUNGEST IS 18 MONTHS OLD, WHAT A DOG!!!!!WE TALKED AND I LET HER KNOW THAT WE WERE NOT DOING ANYTHING, SHE SEEMED PRETTY COOL. IT JUST PISSED ME OFF THAT HE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO HER. SHE SEEMED TO BE A REALLY COOL GURL. I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW ABOUT GUYS AND CAN'T PRETTY MUCH TRUST ANYONE OF THEM. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THEY THINK WITH THEIR DICKS AND NOT THEIR HEARTS OR MIND. LOL. GO FIGURE.

No Fucking Right
I moved in with an older guy that I knew something about, because he was looking for a responsible female roommate to help take care of his four bedroom home and his three little dogs while he was at work. At first the situation was fine...I pay 350 towards bills, helped supply food in the house, clean and cook, and take care of the dogs. I've been here 2 months... During this time, he has developed an almost unnatural obsession for my mother, driven out any friends that I wanted to stay or bring around, and last night, he yelled at and hit my son. I knew nothing of that last one until after he left and my son told me about it. I was and still am quite furious about it (he is at work at the moment) and he is obvious to my anger. I never gave the fat fuck permission to touch one of my kids, let alone yell at them. He had no right to do that, especially since he did it BEHIND my back. He scared the shit out of my kid, which is something that I do not tolerate at all. My son didn't

Regular Insults
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you? Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass. A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS******* If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??! mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle People like you are the reason I'm on medication. Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message. Don't let your mind wander. It's

Little Bird
I wrote this poem in rememberance of my favorite aunt who was like a mother to me Why do you cry little bird up in the tree so high? Is it cause your friend left you without a reason why? Your heart is broken as I can see Please, don't be sad little bird up in the tree She was my heaven on Earth my best friend Why, did it have to end? Don't worry little bird her pain is now suffering in the past Her pictures of memories will forever last Little bird dry your tears away Don't be upset cause she couldn't stay Now, I'm a lonely bird like so I didn't want to let her go I know little bird up above But always Remember she left behind her love You can find her it is so true The loving memory of her will live forever in you Now, little bird shed your happiness for all to see And open your eyes and realize she's now free For now she might be gone But her presence will live forever on and on I know you're puzzled on what to do But even though she isn't here she watche

9-11 Fallin Dreams
The day was just the same No heartaches at first no one to blame It came without warning to my friend Who was to know their life was going to end At that moment in time a plane came out of the blue It hit the building no one didn't know what to do Then all of a sudden it happened once more Like it felt like sudden war Buildings were crashing to the ground Some people got out others weren't found A big puff of smoke filled the air To show our nation hate was once there It happened at that moment in time on september eleventh Where some were hurt and others went to heaven There's a point where none will forget How it hit all at once like a bomb was set So no matter if the buildings were hit and they had to fall We rise still and as one we stand tall

A Heartfelt Wedding
God says let us be glad and rejoice For unto us is a man and womans forever choice God has angels around us that he has sent Not only for love but his present Together you no longer stand as two apart But as one like a beating heart Everyone stands in silence a voice you now hear For they look into each others eyes with warm and care The husband takes his wifes hand and says for everyone to see You are my heart, soul,and every part of me I choose to honor and be true No matter in sickness and in health that you will go through For in rich or in fame I will be yours no matter what I show you no shame With this love I do bring It might not be silver or a diamond ring Its something that you will forever carry I love you and only you your my wife who I do marry The wife takes her husbands hand and says for everyone to see Your my husband my new beginning of a family I choose to honor and be true In sickness and in health no matter what life brings you I will be with

I Wanna Know..!!!!!
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? YES 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? TODAY 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING NO 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? MESQUITE SMOKED TURKEY 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? YES 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? SURE 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? ONLY WHEN NEEDED 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS NO 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? HELL NO 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? SMART START 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? NO 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? DEPENDS ON SITUATION 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? STRAWBERRY 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? EYES 15. RED OR PINK? PINK 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? STOMACH 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST MY DAD 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? OF COURSE,I MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING NEW 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? UMMMMM, NO PANTS AND BLUE HOUSESHOES 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THI

I Wont Be On Much Today
my grandson chris was jumped late last night. and hurt pretty bad.. he does have a concussion. he was admitted to the hospital at 4:30 this morning. so right now i am working on very little sleep.. they admitted him for the concussion but also the blood work up they did . have them alittle concerned. havent talked to a doctor and neither has his mom. she is up there with him now. but as soon as i know something i will let all of u know. i will be going back to the hospital around 10:30. so i wont be on here much.need your prayers thank u and have a good day vickie

Trapped Soldier
I'M STUCK IN A PLACE CALLED CONFUSED LOST IN IT AS MISUNDERSTOOD AND USED WHERE AM I TO DWELL? EXCEPT AROUND ME I SEE HELL TENTS AND COUGHTS ARE MY HOME A LAND OF DIRT IS WHERE I ROAM MY CLOTHES ARE DARK BROWN AND WHITE SO I CAN HIDE EASY OUT OF SIGHT MY BOOTS IS WHAT I WEAR THEY HURT MY FEET AND MAKE THEM TEAR ON MY HEAD IS A PROTECTIVE HAT FROM THE SUN WHERE I'M AT A CHORE IS NEVER DONE AT NIGHT IS DARK WHERE YOU SHIVER NO ISLAND AROUND OR EVEN A RIVER ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS VERY FAR NO MOON OR EVEN A STAR NO BIRDS FLYING OR EVEN BEES OR SQUIRRELS CLIMBING THE TREES MY GUN IS MY BEST FRIEND OH! HOW MUCH I WISH THIS COULD END THE LANGUAGE THE PEOPLE HERE SPEAK IS HARDLY THE SAME THEY JUST STICK THEIR NOSES UP AND GIVE US THE BLAME AT NIGHT I SLEEP TRAPPED INSIDE THAT I'M LOST NOWHERE TO HIDE MY FEELINGS ARE DEEP AND SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO YEARN SEEING DEATH AROUND ME WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN I'M RID OF A PLACE NOT SAFE TO ME I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY FAMILY

Family
I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

13 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Friday, July 13: It seems as though no one knows how to keep secrets anymore -- least of all you. Be prepared to have some angry friends on your hands when word gets out that you can't keep your mouth shut. Silence is your best defense.

Blood From My Fingertips...
the cigarette smolders in the ashtray much like what is left of my psyche after this last month of emotional embattlement... my body may be strong, but my mind is in tatters... my fingertips are bloody from clawing at the walls in some last ditch effort of escape... they close in and smother me... they make me desparate for answers to immutably unanswerable questions... i am afraid of things that enter my life, for in the joy, i know that they will invariably leave... and this is my greatest sorrow... knowing what is had can never be immortally attained. in the end it all DOES go away... as i glance at the cigarette the last whisps of smoke disappear... i am convinced that this is meaningless.

Money From God
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: With all Sincerety thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those thieves & low down assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

A Question About Love....
I've been pondering a question for days now, and its not the first time Ive thought about it over my life, but this time I don't seem to have an answer...which I know for me is weird..I always seem to have an answer or find one quickly...and usually I'm dead on.. but I'm a little off I guess lol.. so I propose the question to you, my friends... So here goes... Can you fall in love with someone or love someone you don't know, or just had met...whether it be through a picture and typing conversation, phone, etc.. or unexpectly run into someone in a unplanned manner while doing whatever it is your doing and instantly just click..and the rest is history? I mean is fate really there? I mean does she know right then that this person is the one that is for you? I mean, doesn't love need time to grow, or can there be something between two people, a special connection, a certain aurora of the two, that you just know, you can't explain it .. but you just know?

I Need Your Help All Family And Friends Please
INDEPENDENT FAMILY AND FRIENDS IM IN THE SALUTE CONTEST AND IM WAY BEHIND I NEED ALL OF YOU TO PULL TOGETHER AND COME HELP ME OUT.....IT ENDS ON SUNDAY AT 5PM EASTERN SO PLEASE GET IN HERE AND HELP ME CLOSE THE GAP SO I CAN WIN....I NEED U ALL PLEASE ASAP .. THANK YOU CRAZYLADY http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=513720&albumid=429376&i=1484022720

July 13, 2007
Someone is turning you upside down and into knots. You've got it bad, but sometimes it feels so good. Go with it. The secret to life is learning to be comfortable with all your feelings, especially the weird ones. OMG! Who the hell is following me around writing these...SO TRUE! Yes it does feel so good!

Italian Mother...
Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email: "Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it. Bu

Matchbox Twenty - Unwell
All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I'm heading for a breakdown And I don't know why [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be...me I'm talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they've all been talking bout me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I've lost my mind [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy,

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
I ripped this from Michele "Hard To handle" Raven's blog. Check her out, and show her some love! This old soldier sure appreciates her! George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military..... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the

New House, New Ways To Live
Lauren and I are heading to Levelland today and probably tomorrow, to look at houses. I've been trying to "stay cool" but the excitement is starting to get to me anyway. An extra bedroom, maybe two. A real garage. Central Air. Not living in the ghetto. An EXTRA Bathroom! (hell yes!) I have been stuck with 3 females in a one bathroom house for far too long. A new start in a new town. It's kind of mindblowing, which is why, i suppose, that i have been underplaying it in my mind. I am trying not to get overwhelmed by the monumental changes that are dancing on tomorrow's breeze. Stress has been a factor, and the source for every one of the recent arguments between me and Lauren. The vacations didn't help a damn thing. Too much stress and too many things to do crammed into too little time do not a vacation make. I have been struggling to breathe deep through it all, to slow my pulse and not fall prey to my anxieties. Everything that I do in life, from simply working out to studyin

Simple Rules Of Life
Simple Rules of Life 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he

Friday Thoughts
hi my friends, again, it's friday monday we will move to another bigger office in this building... so i'm not going to put much effort to do a lot 8-P lol i received another marvellous email from a friend with a story i don't know if some of you read it before but i wanted to share it here it made me smile and think about how sometimes we don't really understand or get how important a word, or a hand to help you stand up can make your day, or change your whole life :) please enjoy, and i know that everyone here, in one or another way, changed my life... One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

Bellamy Brothers - Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Long blonde hair, Sky blue eyes Yeah that well-bred look is easy to recognize A tailored dress, a fit so fine And it adds up to the question on my mind Chorus: Honey do you love as good as you look? Can you satisfy your man, like your body says you can? Judging from the cover, I'd love to read the book Honey do you love as good as you look? If you could read my mind, you might blush blood-red But then again you might come over here instead I see they brought your check and soon you're bound to go If I don't make my move right now, I may never know Repeat Chorus Judging from the cover, I'd love to read the book Honey do you love as good as you look? Honey do you love as good as you look?

Heros
You Would Never Have Guessed Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 as age 76, which is odd, because he always looked to be 76. (DOB: 6/27/27) His death reminds us of the following story: Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3- and 4-star generals at Arlington National Cemetery. His marker gives his name, rank (PVT) and service (USMC). Nothing else. Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, following is the amazing answer: I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his Corps experiences. In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the armed forces often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions, Lee Marvin was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima. There is only o

I Am Traveling
I am traveling alot in the month of July! I am leaving the computer on so that i can get my points while I am away. Sorry if this makes you think that I am here. I will be in and out till August hope you all have a great JULY! :)

Your Mama Insults
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go! Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please. Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World. You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops. Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it! Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side. Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly ou

Wet
Okay so I woke up this morning and was thirsty so I went for my cup of water that I keep by my bed. I pick it up and somehow got water down my gown. I go back to bed only to get up again, gotta pee which is the reason I got up every single time, I pick up the cup and it spills down my leg. I go back to bed and get up again only to spill water on my shoulder. So I think it would be right to say that I'm going to be wet all day today.

Three Doors
A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, "You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide which one you want." The man opens the first door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor, looking very uncomfortable. He opens the second door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor, looking even more uncomfortable. Finally, he opens the third door, and sees a bunch of people standing around chatting and drinking coffee, up to their knees in shit. "Hmmm," he says, "that looks bad, but it's better than the other two. I'll take the third door." Satan smiles and shows him in. Ten minutes later Satan walks back into the room and says, "Alright, coffee breaks over, everyone back on your heads!"

1st Grade Proverbs
1st grade Proverbs A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because some of them are classic! 1. Don't change horses......................until they stop running. 2. strike while the.........................bug is close. 3. Its always darkest before................Daylight Savings Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of........ termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but ...... how? 6. Don't bite the hand that...........looks dirty. 7. No news is...............................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a.................. Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new............math. 10. If you l

Let Me Ask You A Question.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?" The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!" The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?" The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone." To which the little boy replies, "Actually, it’s the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"

Jared I Miss You
I was looking at my friend Jared myspace earlier today.... Yanno it is really a shame he did what he did... I don't think he understood just how much people really did care about him and all that good stuff. Its strange its only been a few monthes about 5 or 6 monthes and within about a month of it happening everyone continued on with their life like normal... Its strange how life works, or doesn't... How some people are more deeply affected by things that others don't even notice. A lot of things happen everyday a lot of tiny little things and in retrospect when you look back on significant events in your life you wish you had payed more closer details to the fine print. As for this it made me think some on if there really is a heaven or a hell. Where does my friend go when he's dead? I don't want to imagine him as just a rotting corpse in the ground.. Although, more than likely that may be the truth or less.. Also, what more could I have said to him that night, is there an

Bad Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"

I Am Sooooooooo Happygoo
GOOD MORNING WONDERFUL CT I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL FRIDAY SO FAR AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY AND HOPE THAT YOU ALL ARE AS HAPPY AS I FEEL THIS MORNING LIFE IS GOOD BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE ME REALIZE THAT I AM STILL WORHT SOMETHING AND TO THAT PERSON THANK YOU AND I CANT WAIT TO TALK TO YOU TODAY YOU MADE ME SOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN HAPPY LAST NIGHT AND WOW YOUR A DREAM JUST WHEN I NEEDED PICKING UP YOU CAME TO ME I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FEEL HAPPY AGAIN I THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL FRIEND JUST KNOW I AM ALWAYS A FRIEND NOW FOR LIFE I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING LIFE LONG FRIENDS. HEHE I HAD TO GIVE A THANK YOU TO SOMEONE. BUT I AM SO HAPPY AND I WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! LOVE YA ALL PINK

Mr Hare & Mr Turtle
THERE were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging on forever. Finally the customer behind me muttered, "Mr. Hare must be on vacation." Only then did I notice the name tag on the man at the register. It read: "Mr. Turtle, sales associate." --Contributed to "Life In These United States"

Little Johnny
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not!" answered his mother. "If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"

I No Come Work Today
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house.

Why I'm Never Going Into My Bedroom Again...ever.
Last night, I went upstairs to change into my comfy clothes so I could veg in front of my tv for an hour or so before attempting sleep. I have had major bouts of insomnia the past few weeks and I am ready to travel to Europe with these trunks under my eyes. While in the bathroom, and looking in the mirror to see if it was time to wax my eyebrows again...I see reflected in the mirror my two worst nightmares sitting on the ceiling of my bedroom. There...perched upside done...were two very large black spiders that had definitely mutated from some underground pesticide plant. They were both on the ceiling and both fairly close to each other. Well, I'm a grown woman, and I can kill a bug with the best of them...even the ones on the ceiling with the chance that their dead corpses will land in my hair. But two at once? Too much for me to fathom. Which do I choose? If I hit one, the vibration would send the other one scurrying, in which case I'll never know where in my bedroom it

A Bottle Of Wine
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 Inches in your pants." The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."

Thought Of The Day - 13 July 2007
Random Chuck Norris Fact:Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Caught My Eye!!!!!
A lady was sitting having dinner and a man was sitting alone across from her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye flew across the room. The man dove for the eye and caught it just before it hit the ground. He returned it to her and she put it back into place. She thanked the man and asked him to join her for dinner. He accepted and at the end of a wonderful, expensive meal, she paid for everything. She then asked him if he would like to go to a play. He thought why not and agreed. Again she paid for everything. She then offered to take him home with her, he thought sure. The next morning she had a hot shower ready for him and a huge breakfast as well. He ate and thanked her for everything. Then he asked, "You just met me, do you do this for all of the guys you meet?" She replied, "No but you kinda caught my eye!"

Farther Away
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied, "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."

What Is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?
Sekhmet Observant, authoritative, indulgent, moral and witty. Colors: male: green, female: turquoiseCompatible Signs: Bastet, Geb Dates: July 29 - Aug 11, Oct 30 - Nov 7 Role: Goddess of war and vengeanceAppearance: Lion-headed woman with the sun over her headSacred Animal: lion What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

A Womens Revenge Careful Guys
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... Salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... Smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... This is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the sharp lime tas

Love Qoutes
It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882) Poet Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it inflames the great. Roger de Bussy-Rabutin (1618-1693) Soldier and writer

Glutten For Punishment!!!
Well I took my son skating last night and he is really good on skates. However, I am not!!! I fell!! I busted my elbow in 3 places and I HURT!!! Keep me in your thoughts!! This is the same arm I had surgery on and now i have 3 fractured bones in it!!! The nerve damage is worse now! I guess I am just an accident waiting to happen!

Blue Man Group-the Current
Going down, going down Down where my breath is the only sound Going down Going down, going down, Don’t look for me now--I’m not around All day long, I’m underground And I’ve been thinking about the future I’ve been waiting for the day Let the current carry me far away Let the current carry me away Current flows, but I don’t know where it goes I don’t care, I just get it there Took this job ‘cause I needed one Now it’s seven years since I’ve seen the sun All day long, I’m underground And I’ve been thinking about the future I’ve been waiting for the day Let the current carry me far away Let the current carry me away And I’ve been thinking about the future I hope some day I’ll get away But the current keeps bringing me back around Seems the only place for me is underground So tomorrow, when the sun comes up, I’ll be going down Going down. Going down. -------------------------

Helpful Hints
HELPFUL HINTS 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5 A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

The Firing Squad
A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely. The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?'' The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?'' The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song. ''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...''

Quote For July 13
There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls. There is advantage in the wisdom won from pain. -- Aeschylus Bonus Quote: You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience by which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along. -- Eleanor Roosevelt This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Check This Out
..................... Would you? Meet me: Talk to me on the phone: Talk to me on the computer: Hang out with me: Kiss me: Make out with me: Cuddle with me: ................................... W h a t . D o . Y o u . T h i n k . A b o u t . M y . . . ▪ Pers0nality: ▫ Eyes: ▪ Face: ▫ Hair: ▪Cl0thes: ................ 1. Have I Helped U In Anyway? 2. What D0 Y0u Think 0f Me? 3. What's The F0ndest Mem0ry Y0u Have 0f Me? 4. D0 Y0u L0ve Me? 5. D0 Y0u Have A Crush 0n Me? 6. W0uld Y0u Kiss Me? 7. W0uld Y0u Hug Me? 8. Physically, What Stands 0ut? 9. Emoti0nally, What Stands 0ut? 10. D0 Y0u Wish I Was C00ler? 11. 0n A Scale 0f 1-10, How H0t Am I? 12. Am I L0veable? 13. Describe Me In 3 W0rds ? 14. What Do Y0u Think My Weakness Is? 15. What Makes Me Happy? 16. What Makes Me Sad? 17.D0 Y0u Wish T0 Get T0 Kn0w Me M0re? ....................... What W0uld Y0u d0 If... I Asked You T0

Time!!!
I keep telling myself that I don't have very much more time left. Keep repeating it to myself, over and over again. "Not much time left" "Not much time left". Will I be able to hold on untill it's over. Have faith I tell myself and everything will work out right. Sometimes it's so hard. At times I just want it to hurry and be over with. That I can't take it any more. "Not much time left" "Not much time Left". I can hear the clock ticking it's time away. It's coming closer. As the days go by, I know the end is almost near. And I scream to my self. "Not much time left." "Not much time Left. I know it's almost at an end. As I breath a sigh of relief cause summer vacation is almost over and the kids are going back to school......

Tell Me What You Think
Kissing is a habit.. Fucking is a game.. Guys get all the pleasure.. Girls get all the pain.. The guy says i love you.. You believe that its true.. But when your tummy starts to swell.. He says"to hell with you" 10 minutes of pleasure.. 9 months of pain.. 3 days in hospital.. A baby without a name.. The baby is a bastard.. The mother is a whore.. This neva would of happened.. If the rubber hadn't torn!

My Results...
You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100% Diamond Eyes67% Mysterious33% Eyes full of Pain0% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Fill This In
**YES or NO** Am i:- Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Beautiful? : Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : Slutty? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Have mood swings?: Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? :

How To Speak To Men And Be Politically Correct...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 8 He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" He has "SWINE EMPATHY." 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED." 10. He is not "HORNY" He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED." 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE!"

How To Speak To Women And Be Politically Correct...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5 She has not "BEEN AROUND" She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

Evaluation Approaches
Because no two children on the autism spectrum have the exact same symptoms and behavioral patterns, a treatment approach that works for one child may not be successful with another. This makes evaluating different approaches difficult and that much more essential. There is little comparative research between treatment approaches. Primarily this is because there are too many variables that have to be controlled. So, it's no wonder that parents might be confused about what to do. The Autism Society of America has long promoted the empowerment of individual consumers (including people on the spectrum, parents and professionals) to critically examine a variety of available options and be forearmed with a set of parameters under which they can better determine associated threats and opportunities and, therefore, make informed decisions. Further, better educated consumers, would help control the embracing of unproven notions that may distract from effective courses of treatment for indiv

Programs For Scholl Aged
From the age of 3 through the age of 21, every child diagnosed on the autism spectrum is guaranteed a free appropriate public education supplied by the local education agency. The Individuals with Disabilities Education Act (IDEA) is a federal mandate that guarantees this education. Whatever the level of impairment, the educational program for an individual on the autism spectrum should be based on the unique needs of the student, and thoroughly documented in the IEP (Individualized Education Program). If this is the first attempt by the parents and the school system to develop the appropriate curriculum, conducting a comprehensive needs assessment is a good place to start. Consult with professionals who are well versed in the spectrum of autism and related conditions about the best possible educational methods that will be effective in assisting the student to learn and benefit from his/her school program. Educational programming for students with ASD often addresses a wide range of s

Programs For Under 3
If a child is younger than 3 years old, he or she is eligible for "early intervention" assistance. This federally-funded program is available in every state, but may be provided by different agencies. Contact the local chapter of the Autism Society of America in your area for more specific information, search program listings in Autism Source™ located on the web at http://www.autismsource.org/, or obtain a state resource sheet from the National Information Center for Children and Youth with Disabilities. This early education assistance may be available in two forms: home-based or school-based. Home-based programs generally assign members of an early intervention team to come to the home to train parents or caregivers to educate the child on the spectrum. School-based programs may be in a public school or a private organization. Both of these programs should be staffed by teachers and other professionals who have experience working with children with disabilities specifically autism.

Understanding Your Options
Treatment approaches are constantly evolving as more is learned about the autism spectrum. There are many therapeutic programs, both conventional and complementary, that focus on replacing dysfunctional behaviors and developing specific skills. As a parent, it's natural to want to do something immediately. The literature states time and time again the importance of early treatment for individuals on the autism spectrum However, it is important not to rush in with changes. It does no good to push ahead with a treatment that is not appropriate for the individual or one that may be harmful. You also much consider the larger implications of beginning a new treatment. A child may have already learned to cope with his or her current environment and sudden changes or unexpected different expectations could be stressful and confusing. Various treatment approaches should be investigated and information gathered concerning various options before proceeding with any child's treatment. Paren

Treatment
Discovering that your child has an autism spectrum disorder (ASD) can be an overwhelming experience. For some, the diagnosis may come as a complete surprise; others may have had suspicions and tried for months or years to get an accurate diagnosis. In either case, a diagnosis brings a multitude of questions about how to proceed. A generation ago, many people with autism were placed in institutions. Professionals were less educated about autism than they are today and specific services and supports were largely non-existent. Today the picture is much clearer. With appropriate services and supports, training, and information, children on the autism spectrum will grow, learn and flourish, even if at a different developmental rate than others. While there is no known cure for autism, there are treatment and education approaches that may reduce some of the challenges associated with the condition. Intervention may help to lessen disruptive behaviors, and education can teach self-help ski

Cigarettes And Tampons....lmao
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS >> > A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The >> > sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers >> > that >> > he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down >> > the correct aisle. >> > >> > A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball >> > of string on the counter. >> > She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons >> > for your wife? >> > He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the >> > store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of >> > tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much >> > cheaper. >> > So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

Hillary's Double Speak
Let's remind Hillary Clinton of her past positions on Iraq and cure her memory loss. On October 11, 2002, she cast her vote supporting the President's resolution to go to war. She said her vote was cast with the "conviction" that the war authorization "best serves the security of our nation." Hillary also said that she rejected setting a timetable to withdraw from Iraq. Her exact words: "I reject a rigid timetable that the terrorists can exploit, and I reject an open timetable that has no ending attached to it." (Associated Press, 12/3/05) But in recent months and days, Hillary has voted against providing funds to support our troops and their safety. The legislation she voted against provided $1.6 billion for body armor, $2.4 billion to help combat IEDs, and $3 billion for mine resistant vehicles. And now she is saying that "this is not our fight." She wants to withdraw. We will not forget our commitment to protecting Americans at home and abroad. Neither should Hill

The Meaning Behind My Tattoo......
You want to know what my Tattoo means right well here you go..... First of all the A or terra....Terra Means earth an and the a can mean different things.....but let me say this before anything there are symbols aswell as phrases that are missing from my right arm...but from what the letters mean goes something like this....." From the earth i shall rise from death i shall return"... as for the rest an symbols they mean from Destruction or destroying something will i gain knowledge from it from how its made how its constructed piece by piece atom from atom....to How i will take the souls of those that havnt crossed from this life to the next aswell as how i will even take in the damned within my arm an my soul an make them my own those corrupted souls of man shall become my own a soul eater i shall be judgement passed on from me your lives in my hands ur sins weigh heavily upon me as i feel so much within an from my arm..... See the markings are a way of seperating myself from re

Understanding Women...
>> > UNDERSTANDING WOMEN >> > >> > (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) >> > I know I'm not going to understand women. >> > I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto >> > your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of >> > a >> > spider.

Wife Vs Husband....lol...
>> > WIFE VS. HUSBAND >> > A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a >> > word. >> > An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted >> > to concede their position. >> > As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked >> > sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" >> > "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Words...lol...
>> > W O R D S >> > A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a >> > day... >> > 30,000 to a man's 15,000. >> > The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat >> > everything to men... >> > The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Creation...lol...oldie But Goodie
> >> > CREATION >> > >> > A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid >> > and so beautiful all at the same time. >> > " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so >> > you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be >> > attracted >> > to you!

Woman's Revange....lol
WOMEN'S REVENGE > "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished > to purchase. > As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a > television set in her purse. > "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. > "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, > and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." >

Who Does What?....lol
>> > WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

Support Our Troops, It Matters To Us.
I was browsing Cherrytap today, latida, as I normally do, looking for any hotties, and beauties that I haven't come across yet, when someone popped up in my list that had viewed me, that was very beautiful. So, hey, Imma guy, had to return the favor. I never expected to see what I saw. Here's a beautiful woman, who is happily married to a soldier that is currently over here in Iraq, for the first time(just like me). *~ You Be 6 I'll be 9! ~* Is her id. I never expected to be so moved by someone's undying devotion and support. This woman has put her all into supporting her husband, without even knowing what it means to him. So, here's my message about what your support means to us. Courage isn't something you're born with, it's something that most of the time doesn't even come out until it's absolutely necessary. The support of our loved ones at home helps us bring that courage to the surface, and face obstacles that we never imagined we would have to endure. Face losses that there was

The Silent Treatment......lol
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

What Is Autism?
What is Autism? Autism is a complex developmental disability that typically appears during the first three years of life and is the result of a neurological disorder that affects the normal functioning of the brain, impacting development in the areas of social interaction and communication skills. Both children and adults with autism typically show difficulties in verbal and non-verbal communication, social interactions, and leisure or play activities. One should keep in mind however, that autism is a spectrum disorder and it affects each individual differently and at varying degrees - this is why early diagnosis is so crucial. By learning the signs, a child can begin benefiting from one of the many specialized intervention programs. Autism is one of five disorders that falls under the umbrella of Pervasive Developmental Disorders (PDD), a category of neurological disorders characterized by “severe and pervasive impairment in several areas of development.” The five disorders u

Bingo!!
Occasionally you can feel adrift on the ever-changing sea of your emotions, especially when it comes to a few key relationships. Learn to ride these waves of change, and these feelings will enlighten you. This is right on the money!!

My Results...
You scored as Mermaid, Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid100% Angel75% Faerie59% WereWolf42% Dragon42% Demon0% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Ch-ch-ch-changes
Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes (*cough *cough- little dusty in here-been a while since a blog)Ok, I am really TRYING not to be in a pissy mood, but I just can't help it. I am finding it hard to keep my bad mood inside. Because right now I just want to scream"FUCK YOU ALL I AM NOT COMING BACK!"To all those people that get on my nerves. Big changes in life. That is what is going on with me. Let me just spell it out for you:D-I-V-O-R-C-EandM-O-V-I-N-G making one last and final treck across the states to Michigan. Yes, indeed. It's going to happen. Things are already falling in to place. I debated about when I should tell anyone. Making it official. Some people close to me already know whats going on. It came down to- tell spouse-toid at the last minute, then bust my ass trying to get packed and moved as quickly as possible OR tell him now and make the next couple of weeks miserable here at home. Which will most likely make me miserable at work. But at least that gives me time to pack my things and

Amazing Footage/ Wheelies Pt.3
Turbocharged Suzuki Hayabusa Pulls a wheelie in 1st gear@ 60 mph. changes gears 3 times while in the wheelie and drops the front back down @ 140 mph. Pegs it out at 220 mph but you can see the tachometer still pulling....probably topped out@ 240mph

What A Fuctard!! Lol
->586569: I can't believe you just asked me if I have a daughter for you to fuck !? eww ..... take care and good luck 586569: damn this sucks ->586569: if you're wanting it that bad, I'm sure u could go to a bar or something and pick some chick up for that ->586569: no 586569: well do you have a daughter or anyone? ->586569: none that don't already have a man lol 586569: you dont know any women or girls that want 8inches and a dick thats really really thick (Blocked this Fuctard!) Geez, if this is how today is gonna start, I can't WAIT for the night! LMAO!

Friday Links: O&a Back In New York, Dl Hughley, Michael Moore, Traveling Virus Specials, Philly Photos Online, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) After two successful days at WYSP in Philadelphia, the Opie and Anthony Show and crew are back in New York to finish out the week strong. Today on the POgram, we have DL Hughley stopping by to promote his gigs at Caroline's this weekend. SICKO director Michael Moore will also be checking in to the show (check out his CNN rant now). If you want to see any of these wonderful people LIVE in-studio, just turn on your PALTALK and check out the live video feeds. Of course, you might be gawking at the Ladies Of Paltalk, who are sleeping nude, getting dressed, and showering... all LIVE on cam (FlightBenefits, we're checking YOU out this morning. DAMN, lady.) Thanks to E-Rock, we have MORE photos from our visit to WYSP online. We'll have video clips online soon, but for now, check out these: O&A LIVE at WYSP - Day 1 2007 WOW MOTORCYCLE RUN - Live at The Lagoon in Essington O&A LIVE at WYSP - Day 2 Jim Norton's book, HA

Friends
You lay awake, afraid to sleep The pain you have is way too deep So you can't forget all that stuff It makes you sad, it pisses you off You act so happy but it's all a lie People don't know how often you cry But if you need someone to listen I'll be there And I need you to know that I really care That is just what friends do And I wanna be a friend to you

Dwi
ive been takin classes for my dwi andthere was this lady that came to the class .she was involved in a dwi accident and the guy that hit her died on impact . he was a marine in j ville.well she was very angry and she had every rite to be .now ive seen and met some one that has lost everything because some one wanted to drink and drive.so now you wont catch me drinkin and driving at all .the consequences are way worse than .just going home or getting something to eat.im just happy i have the chance to tell this ladys story and hopefully stop others from makin the same mistake .thanks for takin the time to listen to my story.

Please Comment Me So I Can Win
HELLO CHERRYTAP FRIENDS AND FANS! Please go to the link below and comment me, I am in a contest and I want to win! But I cannot win if I don't get comments on my pic. So please comment as many times as you can and feel like you can for me everyday. THANK YOU SO MUCH IN ADVANCE! Remember rating it does not count it is comments that count. So please also REPOST this bulletin so everyone can comment me as much as they can. HUGS&KISSES ~`Karma`~ http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=383053&albumid=452621&i=2792684748

Thank You,cappy!!!!
Hey everyone!! I just wanted to ask everyone to show sum luv to my friend,Cappy!! He is awesome!! He has been helping me level up & he bought me a blast!! Please help me show him sum luv!! I luv all of you guys!! ~ReD~