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Please Help My Friend
Hello all i know i dont do alot of blogs but my friends kitten is in a contest and she needs some help. So just follow the link and vote for Jessie please and thank you. http://www.brighteyesbushytails.com/contest.htm thanks alot TECH btw im only 6000 ish to level up any help with that will be appreacited and returned as best as i can.

Without You....
Without you, the ground thaws, the rain falls, the grass grows. Without you, the seeds root, the flowers bloom, the children play. The stars gleam, the poets dream, the eagles fly, without you. The earth turns, the sun burns, but I die, without you. Without you, the stars roar the breeze warms, the girl smiles, the cloud moves. Without you, the tides change, the boys run, the oceans crash. The crowds roar, the days soar, the babies cry, without you. The moon glows, the river flows, but I die, without you. The world revives— Colors renew— But I know blue, only blue, lonely blue, within me blue. Without you. Without you, the hand gropes, the ear hears, the pulse beats. Without you, the eyes gaze, the legs walk, the lungs breathe. The mind churns! The heart yearns! The tears dry, without you. Life goes on, but I’m gone. Cause I die, without you. Without you. Without you. Without you.

Spirit
Shot at 2007-07-18 My Aunt raises weinner dogs, she had 2 puppies 6 weeks old she was giving away. She gave my oldest daughter the boy puppy. Well, that night my aunt called to inform me that her 5 month old puppy was bad sick vomiting. She ask how our puppy was doing, I told her he was acting depressed, just lying around. I ask her how the sister to my pup was doing, she said she was doing fine. I told her I would keep a check to see how much he was eating and drinking. The next morning she took her 5 month old puppy to the vet and found out it had parvovirus. the vet gave her antibiotics and told her to keep forcing him to drink gatorade. I told her to call the vet back to inform him about the two 6 weeks old puppies and ask him if he would give them some antibiotics. She did and went back to pick two bottles of antibiotics. Well in the meantime I had my puppy in a kennel by himself he was drinking water on his own but he would not eat any food. He had very loose bowl m

In A Dream
i dont want to talk i just want to scream all that is left is a stalk of the flower from my dreams i used to think i would find love now i know its just a joke all i need is a little shove and my life will turn to smoke all i know is nothing but lies and i am learning to hate when it becomes too much i shall die for i know this is my fate my chance for love has been lost but i know death will set me free no longer do i care about the cost so i think you had better flee

Rusted And Weathered
Would that I could cut away this flawed flesh, sculpt it into a more perfect skin. Would that I could make myself believe in what others find acceptable. Yet I cannot, I will not. Though their cruelty fills me with sorrow, though their persecution makes me ill to the point of retching, I will not bow down to the status quo and deny who and what I am just to make others feel more comfortable. So I will stand alone on this battlefield as always, knee-deep in the blood and gore of my enemies, my armor once again broken and battered, blades dull from my kills. I will give no sympathy, give no quarter: I will be as dead as dead can be to all save my allies, those of which are very few. *sigh* I grow so weary of this- weary of the battle, weary of people expecting me to justify my every action and reaction. The shields grow heavier with each attack, my helm is cracked, and I don't know how much longer my mail will hold. But I will go down fighting.

Sinner Companion
are you the one whose pain gives me only pleasure are you the one whose stain can make something pure are you the one who unleashes the rain that washes away the cure are you the one who is just as insane and craves to take a hellish tour oh yeah dance to to the whip oh yeah time to brand oh yeah hells our trip oh yeah both a ring and a band oh yeah lose your grip oh yeah crawl in the sand are you that hungry slave begging for another lash that thing which we both crave then next a little slash what else will you brave what is the next moral to crash on our way to an early grave our bodies like a bag in the trash

Obama's Doublespeak
Barack Obama has been running as a candidate for change. Perhaps now it's time to remind everyone of his changing positions on Iraq, as well. Today, Obama supported legislation requiring most U.S. troops to be out of Iraq by April 30, 2008. But in 2004, Obama said that a quick withdrawal from Iraq would be "a slap in the face" to the troops. And in 2006, he said that he did "not believe that setting a date certain for the total withdrawal of U.S. troops [was] the best approach to achieving" our goals. In May of this year, Obama promised to provide critical funding for the troops. His exact words: "What you don't want to do is to play chicken with the President, and create a situation in which, potentially, you don't have body armor, you don't have reinforced Humvees, you don't have night-vision goggles." Then, just weeks later, he voted against the emergency Iraq spending bill that would have provided critical funds for body armor, mine resistant vehicles, and to help c

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A New Dream
i used to think all i would know is pain marked forever by a tormented stain then in the darkness i saw a vision so clear beauty so great from within me it brought forth a tear i offered my heart for her forever to hold she took it into her hands and made it no longer cold i adore our time and the feelings we share ever so close but the distance i can hardly bare soon i know we shall become one and the pain endured shall be forever undone she is my love my heart and my soul with passion so great i can no longer control i used to question how this could be but no longer do i ask for i know she loves me so my enchantress my deepest desire you have rekindled my hearts burning fire i will keep you close and forever my own with you in my heart i know i will never again be alone

Dr. Dave.... Lol
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave............................... Dave...................... Dave........... You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard"

My Dna Report
I'm an Advocating Creator. About Me: You Are a Creator ~ Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR. ~ You are independent, and you enjoy your self-sufficiency. ~ Defying convention, you are very innovative, and you have a vivid imagination. ~ The look of things is important to you, and you have a keen eye for aesthetic beauty in multiple arenas. ~ You have a strong interest in what is new and exciting—and that includes forging ahead with new ideas, not simply discovering what is already out there. ~ Your eagerness to seek new and varied experiences leads you into many different situations. ~ You're not set on one way of doing things, and you are creative when it comes to finding novel solutions to complex problems. ~ You trust yourself to be innovative and resourceful. ~ Your confidence allows you to take your general awareness and channel it into creativity. ~ You're not afraid to let your emotions guide

Devoted To Me Either Way
hate me all of you i really dont care tell me my words are more than you can bear all that matters is that you talk about what i write as long as you do i will never fade from sight all i want is to spark your emotion good or bad its still a form of devotion if you tell others to hate me they still know my name and then you are just playing nightmares game so keep it up i like when you talk i wont worry until alone do i walk

Answering The Call
a call from the shadow ever so faint causing all who answer to carry its taint i respond to this call time and again hoping and praying for this entity to befriend will it come to me and hold me in embrace of pure shade will it allow me to have a little taste will you come to me creature and wrap me in your shroud or again will i be alone to nothing calling aloud i again hear the call ever so sweet how long will it tease me until we do meet come now i command take me im yours i want to be with you of this i am sure why dont you come is it me that you fear am i darker than you is that why you wont come near i will search for you endlessly in this dark dream when i find you then it will be your turn to scream so for now just listen for my hollow cries someday we will meet and i will cause your demise

That Which Is Not
that which before i was not seeing slowly now comes into being coming out of the frozen shade bringing all that has been forbade like howling wind is the voice of specter creeping forth to play with the jester i am that which is not it says with a hiss come to give you an icy kiss but all is false for i am not here you are alone its yourself coming near

My Silent Obsession
this silent obsession my unspoken dream a wicked temptation that plagues from within alone with my thoughts in torment i scream but my unheard plea brings no salvation from sin tempt me not for this vision can never be a tragedy that is mine that forever shall i keep no one can ever know nor shall anyone ever see that which does cause my soul to weep each night in the darkness in my own private hell as pathetic question come and consume my mind only to taunt and to tease then return within me to dwell taking with them my hopes to be in shadow confined fallin to my knees holding hands to where once were my eyes each breath that i take i long for to be my last yet another wish the creator continually denies offering only the anguish of mistakes long past a lifetime of deceit nt of others but my own in truth only i deserve credit for my pain as it was i who banished light from the worl on which it shone no longer to see the filth of humanities putrid

Broken
Broken hearts scars so deep. Mixed up thoughts,no more sleep. Bad dreams,they haunt me in the night, so dark an evil they make you srink and hide.. Memories of a life thats passed me by,dreams never realized,lifes blood squeezed dry. How do you start over to find a new dream, so damn hard it make me scream. Broken heart that will not mend,shattered and scarred,no love within. Help me I scream,to anyone that might hear. Save me from my darkest fears. "I wrote this in a very dark time"

I Am Done With Today
I am calm- the deadly calm that comes before the storm which will consume and rip apart all who attack and oppose me. These humans never learn. They accuse me of hexing them, yet do I not struggle with the rest? If I were truly the greedy sorceress everyone paints me to be, would I not have cash flowing like a river from my pocketbook instead of wondering if the rent will be paid? What these fools fail to realize is if I truly wanted to unleash my fury, no amount of holy water or relics would be enough to remove the stain upon their souls. Yet I swallow my rage- choke on the bile that rises from their insolence and ignorance- for these human scum are not worth wasting an ounce of my chi. Still, the Beast rattles her cage, baring her fangs, hissing and spitting as she strains against her shackles. Yet continue to provoke me, continue the petty accusations, the unwarrented attacks, and nothing will be able to chain the Beast when she is loosed. And there will be none

.chornicles Of Butterflies.
.Day 5 - Passerby. You think you know Keep on walking Don't stop Just pass by And all your talking Save it You have no idea Just say goodbye .Day 10 - Tired. Tired of the pressure Exhausted of being What you want me to be Expecting answers Or actions Ones that you agree Tired of being sorry For things I haven't done Crying my tears Begging for forgiveness And yet I get none .Day 15 - Accepted?. I do I try Its not good enough What do you expect? You always leave You never stay I don't belong to you I'm not a part of Or accepted I'm the one you threw .Day 20 - Questions. Can it be possible? For dreams to come true? In my life? Did someone hear me? Had God sent me an angel? Did you swim through my tears? To come and be my rescue? Are you real? Or a lovely dream? Are you for me? .Day 50 - Love. Onced feared Onced scared Numb To every feeling Onced lost Left behind Now I see its beauty .Day 100 - Chornicles. You may never kn

Thinking Of You!
CherryTap Friends & Fans..."Life has kept me busy". I miss you ALL! I just wanted you to know I am fine and when I get a chance at FUN TIME TO MYSELF I will be leaving you comments. I hope your Summer is going great!! HUGS! Sincerely, ToyfulSweetartMavMOM

Confusion
My feelings, thoughts, wants, wishes..... My tears fall down from my eyes My heart breaks The pain inside It won't subside The thoughts I have will never be When will I get over you? When will I find me? How will I know When I am happy again? Why can't I be loved By someone that is true? When will I be able To live again I need a sign I need strength Where my pain lies My determination to move on grows I have 2 angles that keep me alive With them my goals come alive My life is a mess I know this is true But as each day passes I know I will make it through it all!

Wtf!!!!
Ok what the hel is going on in this crazy world. Ok so u want to seperate form ur spouse, girlfirnd, boyfriend, or whatever, i u do go away but take their lives over stupid shit, the guy that killed his kids because his wife was getting a divorce from him and then took the pussy way out (suicide) the babies didn't hurt no one, shit like that just makes me sick, the guy in wyoming killed his wife for some stupid shit. Then took off in the woods to HIDE be a fucking man and take ur punishment. See stupid shit like that just pisses me off. They all big and bad with a weapon in thier hands, but when it comes to old fashion ass whooping they take the pussy way out. they want to hurt other people or worse their babies. I just dont get it i never hit a woman in my life nor will i start, i have a daughter and i will fight the SOB who lays a hand on her whoever it is. As u know know guy is ever good for my daughter, lol but come on now if ur spouse wants to leave let them go they will see that

This One's On Me
I've always been wary of people buying me drinks. In general, it means they want something from me. Sometimes they just want to talk to me for a bit. Usually it is a thinly veiled solicitation for sex. Even though I know the same rules don't necessarily apply in a virtual bar, I'm still wary of people who sponsor happy hours. Not because I think the happy hour hosts are coming on to me, but because I think they're insane for shelling out $100 for a virtual happy hour in a virtual bar. But... breaking my normal rule of writing these people off as crazies, I just checked out the current happy hour sponsor, an inaptly named "SEXYGIRLBLONDE." *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*CT.GODFATHER**OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB**@ CherryTAP In addition to a harem of glittery angels, she has this gem on her page: Death spasms, maybe? (Will someone please yell at me and tell me to get back to studying?)

.repeated Question.
.Repeated Question. Why is the repeated question Numb Unable to put words together Unable to make sense Unable to express how I feel Lost My thoughts go in circles Where am I? How did I get here? Its hard to breathe The more numb I am The more lost I seem The fewer breaths I have left to take And why is the only repeated question in my head © butterflies

Another Fantasy
Punishment night with K and y by Rio My Mistress K has gone to town with her main sub, a female she calls 'y'. They have gone to pick up more supplies to replace some of the BDSM equipment that has either broken like whips that have frayed or broken due to extreme force being used or expendables that have been used up. Mistress K is very hard on whips and goes through replacement dildos for the strap-ons very quickly. I have been waiting to hear her car pull into the driveway. I have done every thing according to her instructions to prepare for her arrival home. She has given me certain instructions to carry out because she had called me from her shopping trip to tell me that this will be a punishment night. I try to tell her that I have been a good slave and she tells me that she knows, but I need to be punished just because she likes to punish me! I have been kept all day with my hands cuffed together with leather cuffs along with my ankles. I am wearing the wide le

.paper Heart.
.Paper Heart. A smooth talker from the start You knew exactly what to say Had it all written on your paper heart The game you wanted to play You have a tendecy to find Words choosen wisely Saying I'm "one of a kind" Isn't that classy? So pick up the pen And draw your art The masterpiece I know The words that flow from your paper heart You don't know what is real All you are is lies That heart of yours can't feel The tears from my eyes "Your my dream" you say You wish to have near A star that lights your way Wow!! How genuinely sincere So come on pick up your pen Those lies ar a work of art Finish your masterpiece From your cold, cold paper heart But just know, like yesterday's news I'll crumble your paper heart And finally throw away these blues Caused by your worthless work of art All I want is just one chance To feel a true romance To have an opportunity To forever hold love completely Is that too much to ask? I think not

Life
Sometimes you dont understand all that life hands you! I know that all to well just when you think that you are starting to step forward something happens to make you step two feet back...I have been dealing with alot the past several months and I have told a few people what is going on in my life, but its hard for me to talk about. It hurts, to know that at one point in my life that I had everything and now I have nothing. Yeah I have lost some of my friends and some of it being my doing because I dont know how to deal with the problems in my life. At one point I decided to step out and take a business adventure but when all was said and done I lost everything that I had. I am still me but its hard to deal with the questions that I get from people day in and day out and it brings me down. I try to deal with my problems in all the wrong ways and I know that I shouldnt but its hard sometimes to get through it on my own, my family has been there for me but my parents try to dig too deep

.shot The Moon.
.Shot The Moon. I was never quick to say it Never quick to feel it Without thinking its said Was I delirious instead?? So many questions run through my head I can't believe what I just said So far you've been nothing but real Your honesty is something I feel I love talking with you Its like I'm alive and someone new Its like I'm the center of your world What girl wouldn't love that position to hold?? I know its too soon Its like I'm shooting for the moon I've lost control And have nothing to hold I feel embarrassed and such a fool So stupid that its just not cool So please forgive me I didn't mean to say it so free I know I shot the moon And yeah I know.... its too soon © butterflies

Police Warning To Myspace Users This Is Important
POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT Body: POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/thomasm200 contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM,

The Darkness
The Darkness As the darkness enfolds my soul, I wait for my next prey. I read their thoughts and feel their heartbeats as they pass by, but still I wait. I turn cold, but still wait, waiting in shadows for the one whose life will bring me pleasure. As I take them in my arms their life blood sustains me, keeps me warm as I mingle with them in the darkness. Mingle till daylight takes me back home.

.a Fool's Game.
.A Fool's Game. Love is a game for fools Lifting you up with false hopes To then drown you in the nearest pool Falling in love is just a myth Your up in cloud nine believing You have someone special to be with But the truth is there is no cloud nine Just a hard floor to fall on Nothing to hold you up not even a vine Love is the worst drug on the planet You try to shake it off But everything stays in the heart's cabinet There is no sense, point, and meaning to love Its just a fool's game I wish I wasn't a part of © butterflies

Stuff
Well, things have been hectic... i haven't blogged in a while, and i haven't even really been online much. Things have been too nuts. Dennis is down here, finding a job... and been staying with us.... thats been, interesting. Plus it's been hectic as hell.... the last few days have been calm and nice, but before that it was this huge fight, and it sucked. I'm too stressed out to deal with him being an ass. Although the past few days, like I said, have been nice, He hasn't really been causing any problems, and been quite nice. I feel bad for Tiff cuz I know she's stressed as hell too... him and I fighting and all... i know she doesn't wanna hear it... so, i feel really bad,... but i dunno... i'm not sure what to do... i don't wanna fight with anyone... i just want shit to calm down... will that happen??? OOOHHH no cuz that would be way too easy!!! anyhow, works been cool.... kinda stressful but cool.... other than that, i guess things are ok... hope everyone is doing well!!!

Bloomington Bound
Yep Its That Time Of Year Again, Boogie Time That Is!! I Will Be Gone From Tomorrow Morning Until Sunday Night Sometime!! If You Need Me, Guess You Will Have To Leave A Message And Wait!! If Not Then Your Gonna Have To Go To Lawrence County Recreational Park!! (In Springville, IN) If Anybody Else On My List Is Goin' Hit Me Up, And I'll Be Sure To See You There!!! Have A Good One All!! I Shall Return!! C-Ya L8r All

Shakepearean Truth
"To be, or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them." "This above all: To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night day, thou canst not then be false to any man." "They do not love who do not show their love." "In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility." "In time we hate that which we often fear." "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind." "We know what we are, but not what we may be." "Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none." "No legacy is so rich as honesty." "All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts..." "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." "Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never ta

A Dream...
A single tear rolls down her cheek for a dream remembered... She thought she could walk away from it never wanting it again for the life she has was always enough or was it just distracting enough that she forgot about her dreams. Laying there in the dark of night a rush of emotions, she can't believe how bad she wants it and how badly she's always wanted it... and yet so afraid to try to get it, she doesn't even know how. A life so demanding how could she dare to give up or miss out on what she has for something so unknown.... maybe that is why it's just a dream. Something you can hold onto and hope that someday it may happen but knowing it probably won't and being happy keeping it as a wishful dream.

Mini Moments With Angels
As you all know by now I am an avid collector of Angels and Butterflies. Well I came across this book the other day called"Mini Moments With Angels" it is written by Robert Strand. I would like to post some things from the book in hopes that it will help someone that may need help but is afraid to ask for it. A Little Bit About Angels Practically everybody knows something about angels...at least on some level. And it seems as if everybody is talking about angels today. You'll find boutiques dedicated to this subject, poetry exalts them, songs are created about them, and lots and lots of books are devoted to angels. Why? I think there is a deep, underlying need for all of us to have a glimpse into the spirit world about us. We are curious and hungry to learn more about this other world. "The angels are near to us, to those creatures by God's command they are to preserve." Martin Luther "Then I looked and heard the voice of many angels, numbering thousands upon tho

.broken.
.Broken. Lacking parts of my heart Disorderly shattered Broken A crumbled cookie Weak in dismay Broken Violently tamed Emotionally destroyed Broken Humbly crushed Imperfectly cracked Broken Roughly un-smoothed cracks Works un spoken Broken Un kept promises Busted hopes and dreams Broken Broken Broken © butterflies

Who Is Icp?
Who is ICP? In the early days, Joe Bruce ("Violent J") and Joey Ustler("Shaggy 2 Dope") grew up in the nicer suburbs of Detroit, but were underprivileged. Bruce's mother was a janitor most of his childhood and went from one broken father to another. Both lived a childhood that is purely unbelievable and better left for those that read their book ("Behind the Paint") The Insane Clown Posse actually started out as these two with another rapper in a group called the Inner City Posse. Back then, they were at least trying to be a real street gang. After years of the hard life that went along with it, Violent J had this brainstorm, which he claims had come to him in a vivid dream explained in his book, of the whole Dark Carnival and the meaning and doing Six separate Jokers Cards. Over the years, they literally worked their asses off. From 1993 to 1997 when they got their second big deal with Hollywood Records, they spent their lives doing shows, hitting up

Something I Just Had To Share
Please show this to your kids, or if you don't have any kids, show it to Nieces & Nephews or Grandchildren. After what happened at Virginia Tech maybe it will make us all think about the situation our schools are in. New Pledge of Allegiance! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Pray

.why?.
.Why?. Why do years go so fast? Not leaving anytime To make special memories last Why is the world so cruel? With all the pain and hate It is hard to keep your cool Why is love so complex? Just a simple I Love You Should remove all objects Why is loving someone so tough? When you open yourself up But even that is not enough Why do people you love hurt you? Its harsh to deal with the pain And harder to make it through © butterflies

Anthology Of Wisdom
"Gold, for the instant, lost its luster in his eyes, for there were countless treasures of the heart which it could never purchase." Charles Dickens "Happiness is the meaning of life, the whole aim and end of human existence." Aristotle "Happiness may be a more authentically religious value than righteousness." Rabbi Harold Kustner "Even a happy life can not be without a measure of darkness and the word 'happiness' would be without a meaning if it were not balanced by sadness." Carl Gustav Jung "What you resist persists." Carl Gustav Jung "I accept life unconditionally … most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you don't set any conditions." Arthur Rubinstein. "If you listen carefully, you get to hear everything you didn't want to hear in the first place. Shalom Aleichem "The question is laid out for each of us to ask: whether to hold on or drop the mask." Martha Boesing "When you have become willing to h

The Dark Carnival
The Dark Carnival While its name invokes some disturbing intentions, the truth is the Dark Carnival, described through the 6 Joker Card albums, is a representation of Death. Nothing can really describe what it really is better than these lyrics... "...Now we been told this Carnival shit has touched on many lives People have fuckin sworn to us they too can feel it inside What is it that draws you in? This magic that compels you? We've been waiting six fuckin Joker Cards to finally tell you The messages and hints were there, although, most never picked up on em We snuck em in subliminally with that wicked shit around em We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card The bottom line, always the same, you ain't have to look hard We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it, get wit it, and then we don't preach it flat out" "'Cause some ninjas don't wanna get wit 'cha They quick to forget 'cha without the hatchet and gat out So we rose the hatch

The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family g

The Necklace
THE NECKLACE The cheerful little girl with bouncy golden curls was almost five. Waiting with her mother at the checkout stand, she saw them, a circle of glistening white pearls in a pink foil box. "Oh mommy please, Mommy. Can I have them? Please! , Mommy, please?" Quickly the mother checked the back of the little foil box and then looked back into the pleading blue eyes of her little girl's upturned face. "A dollar ninety-five that’s almost $2.00 If you really want them, I'll think of some extra chores for you and in no time you can save enough money to buy them for yourself. Your birthday's only a week away and you might get another crisp dollar bill from Grandma." As soon as Jenny got home, she emptied her penny bank and counted out 17 pennies. After dinner, she did more than her share of chores and she went to the neighbor and asked Mrs. McJames if she could pick dandelions for ten cents. On her birthday, Grandma did give

Searching For Friend
I had met this kid named Jimmy Scott when I was about 11-12 yrs old. I met his sister Michelle through him and my sister Jen. We became good friends always doing things together...We saw eachother every other weekend when my sister and I were at our mom's house. Michelle and her mom moved down to Georgia in the Winter spring 1988. That summer my family stayed at a campground when she wrote me and I lost the letter before I could write her back. For years I have tried to find her. I want to know what she did in her life after moving south. I want to know if she is still alive and if she got married. I did not get married but I have 3 beautiful children. Michelles two older brothers moved to their dad's in Maine somewhere and I have tried to find one of them as well to see if they have any idea what has happened to their sister or if they even keep in touch with her today. I did not really know the mom. I can not for the life of me remember her name. Does anyone know who I am sea

Children That Are Possing As Adults
ok im getting tothink that there are children on here at times... I plac pic of what i like... none ofther then my pic of me and my family are true ppl.. they are art.. nothing more... nothing that cant be found other places on the net. But yet they have to go and look at them at work then get shitttttty about the fact that some show some skin. I mena if you are worring about what your boss or mother or child might say if they see soemthing that you THE ADULT are looking at... then DONT LOKK WHILE THEY ARE AROUND!... geeeeeeeeeeee grow up and think... i mean if i dont want my children looking at something that i could think would affend them .. i wait and look at that stuff ( even if its medical information) till they are gone or in bed asleep... I mena gee think like adult not like some teenager that needs to jack off... I guess that i have grown up more then i thought... and that there are still some ppl that haven... maybe they should take a time out from the computer and see

I Always Think Of A Sunset In The Background As I Hear This Song
There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And God I know I'm one My mother was a tailor She sewed my new bluejeans My father was a gamblin' man Down in New Orleans Now the only thing a gambler needs Is a suitcase and trunk And the only time he's satisfied Is when he's on a drunk Oh mother tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the House of the Rising Sun Well, I got one foot on the platform The other foot on the train I'm goin' back to New Orleans To wear that ball and chain Well, there is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And God I know I'm one

Hell Has Frozen Over...
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=517698&albumid=458130&i=3371317078# The world has come to a screeching halt, lol. I'm comment bombing AND asking for help with it. SO...if anyone is as bored as I am, please come help Bats win :D

Caramelized Beef Skewers
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 26 min Makes: 4 servings, two skewers each Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 1 lb. beef sirloin steak, thinly sliced 1/4 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce, divided 1/4 cup KRAFT Original Barbecue Sauce 1 tsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard TOSS steak with 2 Tbsp. of the steak sauce; let stand 10 min. to marinate. Meanwhile, combine remaining 2 Tbsp. steak sauce, the barbecue sauce and mustard; set aside. PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Thread steak onto eight long soaked wooden or metal skewers. GRILL skewers 6 min. or until steak is cooked through, turning after 3 min. and brushing generously with the barbecue sauce mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with hot cooked rice and a tossed green salad. Make Ahead Toss steak with steak sauce as directed; cover and refrigerate up to 24 hours before grilling as directed. KRAFT KITCHENS VIDEOS Kabob Basics

Pizza On The Grill
Prep Time: 2 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 5 servings, one slice each Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 1 (24.8 oz.) DI GIORNO Thin Crispy Crust Supreme Pizza PREHEAT grill, setting all burners on low to medium-low (about 400°F). REMOVE wrapper and cardboard from frozen pizza. Place pizza directly on center of grill rack; close lid. GRILL 13 to 15 min., rotating pizza 1/2 turn with spatula after 8 min. Continue grilling, covered, for specified time or until cheese is melted and crust is golden brown. Let stand 2 to 3 min. before serving. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS How to For best results, use a gas grill. Due to differences in grills and weather conditions, grilling times can vary. Keeping It Safe Do not eat pizza without cooking. Keeping It Safe Keeping It Safe NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 310 Total fat 13g Saturated fat 6g Cholesterol 30mg Sodiu

Zesty Pork Chops And Grilled Vegetables
Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 36 min Makes: 4 servings Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 4 bone-in pork chops, 1/2 inch thick (1-1/4 lb.) 1/4 cup KRAFT Light Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing 1 Tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard 2 medium red peppers, cut lengthwise into wedges 2 zucchini, cut diagonally into 1/4-inch-thick slices PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Pierce both sides of chops several times with fork; place in shallow dish. Combine dressing and mustard. Pour half of the dressing mixture over chops; cover dish. REFRIGERATE at least 15 min. to marinate. Set remaining dressing mixture aside for later use. Remove chops from marinade; discard marinade. GRILL chops and vegetables 7 to 8 min. on each side or until chops are cooked through (160ºF) and vegetables are crisp-tender, brushing occasionally with the reserved dressing mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Note When grilling, use tongs or a spatula to turn m

For You
For You As the warm sun sets into the cool water I turn and look into your face and there I see the bright smile and the soft, gentle eyes that I love, and your eyes have a spark in them that makes them seem as stars in the sky which we look at night after night on that same beach where the sun sets and where the warm, summer breeze brings me close to you, and cool, calm waves caress us and push us together until we are one with each other. The touch of your skin feels as silk against mine, and I want to hold you close and never have to let go, for you are the only one I want to be with. Your heart is a locket to which you have given me to the key and I in turn have given you the key to my heart. Those keys of love and kindness will be with us in everything we say, everything we do, and every moment we share for eternity.

Spicy Chicken Mac Skillet
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 6 servings, 1-1/3 cups each Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 1 pkg. (7-1/4 oz.) KRAFT Macaroni & Cheese Dinner 1 Tbsp. olive oil 1 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) diced tomatoes, drained 1 can (10-3/4 oz.) condensed cream of chicken soup 1/2 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheese PREPARE Dinner as directed on package. MEANWHILE, heat oil in large skillet on medium-high heat. Add chicken; cook and stir 5 min. or until lightly browned and cooked through. Reduce heat to medium; stir in tomatoes and soup. Cook 5 min., stirring occasionally. ADD Dinner; stir until well blended. Sprinkle with cheese; cover. Cook 5 min. or until cheese is melted. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with a crisp green salad tossed with KRAFT Light Ranch Dressing.

This Is The Week That Was 07/16/07
This Is The Week That Was For 07/16/07 “Born Free, Run Free” Russell Rotta of Blackman Township, Michigan, was sentenced to 30 days, 24 months probation and $1,500 in fines last Tuesday for jogging. Jogging you ask? Yep, for jogging. Unfortunately, for Rotta, he likes to jog wearing a stocking cap, gloves and reflective tape on his arms, ankles waist and thighs. Rotta was busted when some silly caller reported seeing a naked man running in the southbound lanes of U.S. Highway 127. (Some people just can’t mind their own business.) Anyway, Rotta told police that he didn’t do this to get some sort of sexual gratification, or anything like that. Running in the nude just gave him some sort of high; he’d been doing this since he was a teenager. He said he usually jogged in open fields and wooded areas so as not to alarm anyone. (Oops, I don’t think a U.S. Highways passes as a wooded area.) “I do wonder though, does he wear reflector tape on his… phallic? On the o

Men
i just want to vent some frustration..how is it that when you put your all into a realtionship it for some reason turns sour..i know this guy we used to stay on the phone for like hours everyday. we started telling each other that we love each other and we are in love with each other.but the issue i guess was he always went to other ppl to get approval about me but these ppl dont even know me and of course they would disapprove duh..we met oover the internet..so he went with what they had to say instead of his heart..and so the other day he dumped me talking about lets just be friends..i was like huh..so even though i didnt agree i figured well ok lets be friends and take it a little slower..haha stupid me.he tells me today that hes talking to someone else and feels a connection hmmmm..sounds like deja vu to me....so with this i think i am done with guys for awhile cause im tired of being hurt..and i dont want to talk to someone that cant follow his own heart and mind...im sooo hurting

Easy Chili-cheese Dog
Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 13 min Makes: 6 servings, one sandwich each Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 6 OSCAR MAYER Wieners 1 can (15 oz.) chili 6 hot dog buns, partially split 1/3 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese 1/3 cup chopped onions PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Grill wieners 8 min. or until heated through, turning occasionally. MEANWHILE, heat chili as directed on can. PLACE wieners in buns; top evenly with chili, cheese and onions. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with a mixed green salad tossed with your favorite KRAFT Light Reduced Fat Dressing. Creative Leftovers Substitute leftover homemade chili for the canned chili. Use Your Stove NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 400 Total fat 23g Saturated fat 9g Cholesterol 60mg Sodium 1130mg Carbohydrate 33g Dietary fiber 4g Sugars 6g Protein 16g

Orange Bbq Chicken With Grilled Vegetables
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 33 min Makes: 2 servings Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 1/4 cup KRAFT Original Barbecue Sauce 1/4 tsp. grated orange peel 1 Tbsp. fresh orange juice 2 boneless skinless chicken breast halves (about 1/2 lb.) 1 small zucchini, cut lengthwise in half 1 small yellow squash, cut lengthwise in half 1 medium red pepper, cut into quarters 2 Tbsp. KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Mix barbecue sauce, orange peel and juice until well blended; set aside. GRILL chicken 6 min., turning over after 3 min. Brush with barbecue sauce mixture. ADD vegetables to grill. Continue grilling chicken and vegetables 9 to 12 min. or until chicken is cooked through (170ºF) and vegetables are tender, turning occasionally and brushing chicken with the remaining barbecue sauce mixture and vegetables with the dressing. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Jazz It Up Stir 1/4 tsp. ground ginger i

Too Funny Not To Read
The following piece is not a joke but one of the most interesting, humorous, well-conceived things that I have read in a long time. I don't know where it came from or who wrote it but would love to find out so I could say "You really hit the ball hard (complimentary sports analogy) on this one," to the author. If you have any ideas where the following item came from please let me know. The creator could have been a professional writer/comedian but my hope is that someone in accounting in some monolithic corporate entity took a little personal time at the company's expense and created this parody of a pleading-for-help-and-prayers chain letter and then passed it along to his/her fellow workers. FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder

One-pan Taco Beef And Noodle Skillet
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings, 1-3/4 cups each Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 1 lb. lean ground beef 1 pkg. (1-1/4 oz.) TACO BELL® HOME ORIGINALS® Taco Seasoning Mix 2 cups water 1 pkg. (7-1/4 oz.) KRAFT Macaroni & Cheese Dinner 1/3 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1 large tomato, chopped 1 cup shredded lettuce 1 cup tortilla chips, broken up BROWN meat in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat; drain. Add seasoning mix, water and Macaroni; mix lightly. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low; cover. Simmer 7 min. or until noodles are tender and liquid is almost completely absorbed. STIR in sour cream and Cheese Sauce Mix until well blended. TOP with tomatoes, lettuce and tortilla chips. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Healthy Living Trim 50 calories and 6 grams of fat per serving by preparing as directed with extra lean ground beef, BREAKSTONE'S Reduced Fat or KNUDSEN Light S

Beef, Vegetable And Shells Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 35 min Makes: 6 servings, 1-1/3 cups each 1 pkg. (12 oz.) VELVEETA Shells & Cheese Dinner Made With 2% Milk Cheese 1 lb. extra lean ground beef 1/2 cup KRAFT Light Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing 1 bag (16 oz.) frozen vegetable blend (red peppers, carrots, broccoli and cauliflower), thawed 1 tsp. dried basil leaves 1/2 cup KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Sharp Cheddar Cheese PREPARE Dinner as directed on package. MEANWHILE, brown meat with dressing in large skillet on medium heat. Add vegetables and basil; cook 5 min. or until heated through, stirring occasionally. STIR in Dinner; sprinkle with Cheddar cheese. Cover; cook 5 min. or until Cheddar cheese is melted. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Any frozen vegetable blend will work in this easy skillet meal, so use your family's favorite. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: Feel good serving up this quick and simple skillet. The mixed vegetables pr

Crispy Fish Fingers With Jalapeno Ranch Salad
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings 1 Tbsp. oil 1 lb. orange roughy fillets 1 env. OVEN FRY Fish Fry Seasoned Coating Mix for Fish 1/2 cup KRAFT Light Ranch Reduced Fat Dressing 2 jalapeño peppers, stemmed, halved and seeded 1/4 cup cilantro leaves 2 Tbsp. lime juice 1 bag (10 oz.) salad greens, torn 2 cups cherry tomatoes, halved LINE 15x10x1-inch baking pan with foil. Coat evenly with oil. Cut fish into 3x1-inch strips. Moisten with water, then coat evenly with coating mix. Arrange in prepared pan. BAKE at 425°F 12 to 15 minutes or until fish flakes easily with fork. MEANWHILE, place dressing, jalapeno peppers, cilantro and lime juice in blender or food processor container; cover. Process until smooth. TOSS greens and tomatoes in large bowl. Add 1/2 of the dressing mixture; mix lightly. Top with baked fish fingers; drizzle with remaining dressing mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS TIP Jalapeno peppers and cilantro leaves may

I've Been Published!!!
If you ever come across a coffeetable book of photos called "Optimal Images" be sure to look on page 52! You'll see a photo taken by me!!!! I can't believe my photography is now published! And they would like to publish another one!!! woohoo!!!! I'm so proud of myself... is that a bad thing? Oh well, somebody has to be proud of me...

But Wait... There's More!
OK, so literally within a half an hour of when I wrote my last blog... I hear a non stop knocking on my front door. Now mind you, I WAS actually expecting someone.. and the knock did shock me a bit though, because you have to be let in through the front entrance of the house in order to get to my door.. I just figured someone else in the building let the person whom I was expecting in.. Anywho.. I didn't even think to look through the peep hole when I unlocked all of the locks trying to get the door open as quickly as I could.. And then.. it happens.. As I start to open my door.. and look into the hall, expecting someone else.. I see shitdick himself.. just standing there, as if everything is all hunky dory... I swear.. the look on my face must have been priceless. Can we say deer in headlights? As I am stunned by what I am looking at, I quickly think to lock the doorknob, as I swiftly slam the door shut & secure the rest of the locks on the door. I immediately say, how did you get in

Neocon Scare Tactics
Bush biblefu*ktards want to use scare tactics thinking this war is still winable and use old footage to still say that they are gonna happen again. Try again neocon fu*kers, we arent that dumb! at least the people who dont drink the serum of Limbaugh (or is it cum of some dumb guy) http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2007/180707oldfootage.htm Proof Bin Laden Tape Is 5-Year-Old, Re-Released Footage Why did IntelCenter, the middleman between "Al-Qaeda" and the media, a group that has government and Pentagon ties, re-release old footage and why did the media report it as new when it had already aired twice before? Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Wednesday, July 18, 2007 A videotape that was heralded as "new" footage of Osama bin Laden by many quarters of the press has been conclusively proven to be more than 5 year old re-released footage, leading to questions about why the government and the media continue to act as willing propagandists for the terrorists while

Mark Phillip Licina....go Drink Bleach
ok, so i dated this guy for a while, while we were together everything was dandy. Then people started talking about him screwing around, turns out if very well may have been true. That's cool, whatever wasn't the first time, sure it won't be the last. But I did everything I could to make and keep him happy...I cooked for him when he lost his job, I cleaned the house without being asked to, I watched the dog whenever asked, bought him cigarettes when he couldn't...and the one thing I regret is lending him money to pay his bills, I can get over all the rest, in fact, it doesn't bother me at all...but I keep getting the I'll pay you back I'll pay you back, BULLSHIT! You keep stringing me along and I'm tired of it, so as juvenile as it may be, I along with my "best" created shirts for the We Hate Mark club...it was funny, it wasted some time, and to be honest most people like them! they wanna join! Cause incidentally I'm not the first girl you have done this to. Anyway, now that we br

.over.loaded.circuitry.
im having a wiring issue. its being exacerbated by continuous thought process. on the one hand...it would be easy to allow the circuitry to have its twisting turning jumbled way...cuz then yannow...well...i dont even know...but at least i wouldnt have to do anything...i could just sit there in a bout of confusion and watch the wires twist their way toward my own demise. im pretty sure tho in the end that would suck just a little bit. there are no right answers cuz there is no 'right' theres no fixing cuz theres no 'fix' its not anything which is in my control cuz im not wired that way. i find it amusing when ppl say 'well just stop thinking about it' well gee...if i could do that there wouldnt be a problem now would there? of course it all boilds down to being in the 'know' i dont know anything cuz when one only knows one side of a story/theory/thought process/idea...they dont really know anything at all now do they? its like knowing half the alphabet. and

Thinking In Type Instead Of Out Loud
Why are we, as human beings, so driven to make sense out of life? Why does there have to be meaning to our existence? I like my life, other than lack of regular female companionship, and it won\'t ever mean anything. Not going to cure cancer or win a Nobel Prize in physics. I convert oxygen to carbon dioixde just like every1 else. Why can\'t mankind get beyond the need to believe in a higher power? (Insert deity name here) Has anybody, besides me, ever thought we are just a science experiment left running too long?

I Should Have Known Better...
I just needed to vent a little today. As most of you know, I have been so happy with the guy I have been dating. Not that there weren't little bumps along the way...but those just make you stronger...right? So I thought. Yesterday he decided we should go our seperate ways because he has alot of things to work through in his own life. I guess I can understand that...I just always thought that if two people loved each other, they work through those things together. I won't say I am heartbroken...but it's definately a little bent at the moment. I truely loved him. The good news is that I woke up this morning and it was a new day. I felt a little stronger than I did last night and I know that each new day will put me a little closer to being alright. I believe that everything happens for a reason, even if it's hard for me to see that reason right now. Thanks to my friends who were there for me last night. He is a good person and I don't want you to be mad at him. You know me..

Wondering Why
Why when I have 180+ friends on my list and only 33 members of tap have sign my guest book am I missing something here? I don't know how many friends will read this or any of my Bulletins! Please if you read this think of me and sign my guest book please.

Chat Hoor Shoutbox Transcript
babyJustFo...: hi G33K1N73HP1NK: hello babyJustFo...: hi im bored wanna have fun? G33K1N73HP1NK: oh yah I like fun G33K1N73HP1NK: what like internet solitaire? babyJustFo...: LIKE CYBER G33K1N73HP1NK: I dont know that game babyJustFo...: wana know bout that?? G33K1N73HP1NK: yah what is it? G33K1N73HP1NK: is it like those people that are half human and half robot?? G33K1N73HP1NK: are those your pics? babyJustFo...: hell yhwe babyJustFo...: add me on yahoo my name is xxxx@yahoo.com G33K1N73HP1NK: I dont have yahoo, can we just chat here? babyJustFo...: how can you see me then?? G33K1N73HP1NK: Why do I need to see you? babyJustFo...: to show you what fun is G33K1N73HP1NK: are you going to draw me a diagram? babyJustFo...: so i guess you wont gonna see it G33K1N73HP1NK: I asked you to draw a diagram of cyborg fun G33K1N73HP1NK: I want fun but Im not sure why I need to sign up for yahoo to have fun... babyJustFo...: coz its much easier there G33K1N73HP1NK: easier for w

My Sexy Lust Story......
Looking around the huge oak table I could see the presentation went well. "So, Gentlemen, all the projections are approved? Any changes, questions?" Everyone was smiling, already talking about the project. "Then, that's it. Thank you Gentlemen." And they began to leave the conference room. The CEO headed over to me - said the presentation went quite well, and asked if I would be interested in having a drink with him to discuss working together on future projects. I took a quick look at my watch. The meeting ran longer than anticipated so I had to refuse his invitation, but he did make me promise a rain check. I gathered the presentation boards and videotapes, said my good-byes and headed to the elevators. I pressed the Down Button and leaned my boards against the wall. This is such a beautiful building, I thought, walking over to the windows. The view from the 25th floor was incredible extending all the way from downtown out to the ocean. I hadn't realized the sun was alrea

Attention
so if u all want to chat to me u have about 3 more days to do so then i probably wont be on for a good week. ill be gettin the new HP book and im cutting myself off from all outside sources so i cant see any retarded spoilers. those of u who have my phone # can call me. :D Happy Hump Day

This Zombie Girl Is Soooooo Bored!!!!! :o
oooooh Lordey this Zombie girl is actually bored..... It's pouring rain out and and thundering... lol.. And no one to play with...... All the civilians are hiding inside their house, and place of work.........I haven't been bored in a loooooooong time... lol... Anyone wanna play with me???..... I promise I will only take a small bite out of you.... hahahahah... It'll just be a little painful.... LOL...... And I will make sure I will eat your brains last...... Oooooooooh I could go play outside right now in the pouring rain.... I mean I am a rotting corpse and smell like rotting, bacterial eating flesh.... Lmao!!!!.... But that would mean I need a human brain as MY SPONGE to wash myself down with...... LOL...... And I would just need a tad bit of human blood too use as my soap..... hahaha...... What's a Zombie girl to do on a wet, pouring, thunderous day.........I don't feel like going back underground from which I came... The grave is really soggy and muddy, ge

W.t.f
you know i have an issue thats bothering me. its the fact that people are stealing photos of people and making fake profiles with them. yep i have pics in mine that are not me but ive said on more than one occasion who they are and y i have them, its because they are big influences to me be it on the music side of me or just stuff they have said that sometimes makes life alittle more bright or helps you see a certain problem and solution differently. i feel that if your gonna steal photos and make fake profiles to try to degrade someone or be someone your not... maybe you need to take a step back and re-evaluate yourself. im sorry if this offends anyone but its how i feel. "ITS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHO YOU ARE THAN TO BE LOVED FOR WHO YOU ARE NOT" author unknown.

Ode To The Cynic
If I'm going to do something that could be provocative or unconventionally relevant, like getting out of this mess I find myself in, I have to be prepared to put myself in a place where I feel unsafe, not completely in control. I have no fear of failure whatsoever, because often out of that uncertainty something is salvaged, something that is worthwhile comes about. Progress is not possible without failure. And each failure is a lesson learned. Unnecessary failures are the ones where I try to second guess my purpose and little comes of that situation except inner conflict, a kind of inward humiliation. We don't live in a world where we have to follow the rules, where decisions are based strictly on yes and no answers. We live in a world where we're able to pretend to adhere to their rules while we play by ours. Greatness never comes from accepting convention, but from believing in possibilities. I don't believe the world will ever see anything like us again; nothing like the t

Soul Alone
Let's burrow down to the soul. Past the crust and the mantle, through the outer core, all the way to the inner core, where we can calmly sort through the dissonance of life, or toss a cursory thought into the depths of the imagination and change everything. Let's turn ourselves into human drill bits and make the idea of going inside our minds as quaint and distant as watching strangers from a satellite. Therein lies a big part of the story, but it is a story with many parts. The tale is one of sorrow and grief, for no man is a prophet in his own mind. Yet that synopsis barely scratches the corrugated surface of this bumpy parable. Relating to the Byzantine complexities of this fable may be contagious. So putting on the spectacles of linear thinking in expectation of finding the answer to everything might signifiy inner blindness. My view of the world IS different, for better and for worse. I am naturally attracted to symbolism. I can find symbolism in even the most mundane of

Keirsey
If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view. Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly. Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be. I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you. I may be your spouse, your parent, your offsping, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me for my se

Don't You Hate People
Don't you hate people that are really fastidious note takers? I was just in a meeting with a guy who had like 5 colors of pens and index tabs to take all sorts of copious notes. I'm more of a Zen philosophy, if I am meant to remember it, I will. oh and no disrespect meant to you copious ones, its probably just envy

"friends"
Ok here we go on a subject that seems to come up all over here. "Friends" call me what you will, but ... there are some 'degrees' of friendship especially when it comes to the net. This is what I have come up with, you can agree or disagree ... it's all in how you make your personal decision. FRIENDS MySpace = Friends CT Friends = Friends or Aquantences CT Fans = The same as above CT Family = Those special people you actually think of as a friend True Friends have you on Yahoo Special True Friends have you on MSN Real Friends have you in there cell phone Best Friends have you speed dial, for those nights that end up in a weekend binge of DRUNK DIALING

Im In A Musical Mood, Deal With It...
Let the midnight special Let the midnight special Shine its light on me Shine a light on me, Let the midnight special Let the midnight... Shine its ever-loving light on me Ever loving light on me. Yonder come miss Rosey, How in the world do you know, How in the world do you know ? Well, I know her by her apron And the dress she wore. Umbrella on her shoulder, A piece of paper in her hand, She gonna tell old John She want back her man, She want back her man. Let the midnight special Let the midnight special Shine its light on me Shine a light on me. Let the midnight special Let the midnight... Shine its ever-loving light on me Ever loving light on... If you ever go to Houston, Yeah, you better walk right, You'd better not gamble And sure thing better not fight. The next thing you know The sheriff gonna arrest you And some judge send you down And you can bet your bottom dollar Lord, you'll be chaingang bound, Cha

Indeed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100% Sex God90% A Romantic35% Virgin18% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

My Honey So Sweet
SULTRY AND SEXY HOT STICKY AND WARM TASTE MY HONEY OF SO SWEET TELL ME DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU TASTE WHISPER TO ME SOFTLY LET ME MAKE YOU HOT AND MAKE YOU MOAN LIKE A TIGER IN HEAT TAKE THIS BODY OF MINE DO WITH IT AS YOU WISH I AM WILLING AND WEAK SHOWER ME WITH LOVE AND GIVE ME KISSES TOUCH ME AND TASTE ME REMEMBER THE TASTE OF MY HONEY SO SWEET!

No More About Down Raters
I really don't stress over down raters but please don't down rate my photos and tell me your being honest ...if you were honest you would really say that your just being an asshole...don't rate my pictures or profile if you don't like them MOVE on to the next profile you want to be "honest" with cause when you say your just being honest, it shows me how ignorant and how chicken shit you really are by hiding behind the word "honest" you are an asshole you were born asshole you are living your life as an asshole and I'm sure if you don't change you will die an asshole and that my ding dong down rater friend is honest!!!!....no more about down raters refer to my blogs for more on honesty you MIGHT just learn something.

Bummin
i just got word my uncle died...i never had a Pop pop on my mom's side and he was the closest thing to it..lung cancer and he never smoked a day in his life! thats pretty sad! im going to be running alot here in the next few days..so try to catch me and if u know the number u r more then welcome to hit me up..i need it! hugs and love stay safe..

Some Of The Best Dj's On Ct!
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When Girls Drink Too Much
............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SE xIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE

In Loving Memory Of My Old Dog Alex :)
Knew a man Bojangles And he'd dance for you In worn out shoes With silver hair a ragged shirt And baggy pants He would do the old soft shoe He would jump so high Jump so high Then he lightly touch down He told me of the time he worked with Minstrel shows travelling Throughout the south He spoke with tears of fifteen years How his dog and he They would travel about. But his dog up and died He up and died And after twenty years he still grieved He said "I dance now At every chance in the Honky Tonks For my drinks and tips But most the time I spend Behind these country bars You see on I drinks a bit" Then he shook his head Oh lord when he shook his head I could swear I heard someone say please Mister Bojangles Call him Mister Bojangles Mister Bojangles come back and dance please Come back and dance again Mr Bojangles

A Relationship With Our Selves
A Relationship With Our Selves The most important relationship we have in our lives is with our selves. And even though we are the only ones who are present at every moment of our lives—from birth onward—this relationship can be the most difficult one to cultivate. This may be because society places such emphasis on the importance of being in a romantic partnership, even teaching us to set aside our own needs for the needs of another. Until we know ourselves, however, we cannot possibly choose the right relationship to support our mutual growth toward our highest potential. By allowing ourselves to be comfortable with being alone, we can become the people with whom we want to have a relationship. Perhaps at no other time in history has it been possible for people to survive, and even thrive, while living alone. We can now support ourselves financially, socially, and emotionally without needing a spouse for survival in any of these realms. With this freedom, we can pursue our ow

Where My Gurlz At
SO I came back here after playen playa games wit a certain fool and his pet.. Im back and who had my back... the hott ass bad bitch clan. To my gurlz... you all have showed me much luv and i am so happy to have friends like u. I love you all and am down 4 all ya hott ass bitches. to my so called puppet master...u r the shit and im glad to roll witcha.Dangle me gurl.For all the haters and wanna be's u need to step,dont even try..cause in the end u will play the fool. It's good to be back.....Wooot, wooot

Just A Warning!!!!!
To those that truly know me they know I will go above and beyond for anyone. Last week the girl below decided to take it to the extreme. I'm willing to help anyone level up I have never turned one person down for help. My reason for this bulletin is not to down grade her but to warn people about her. She goes to everyone and begs them to pimp her out and I know i can get several that will say she don't stop begging until you do. I personally have seen 5 of them this week from higher up Cherrys. I don't see a problem with someone asking them to pimp them out for help. What she did was use a bulletin with my name on it and took all my information out of it and added her stuff in it to level up on. This is just a bulletin of what the possibilities are.I am who I am and have a heart to help people but not to be used. THE FIRST PERSON TO GO HATING ON HER CAN REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LISTS. WIKID LETTE :'( DID U EVER REALIZE A HEART IS 2 UPSIDE DOWN TEARS PUT TOGETHER CUZ U ALWAYS C

My Horoscope For Today
Sometimes I just get a kick out of these things, but todays horoscope made we wonder....hmmmmmmm Someone loves you more than you know. They may not necessarily be great at expressing their feelings now for fear that you don't reciprocate. If you feel the same, give 'em a hint. If not, be kind, firm and clear about that.

Didjya'all See This??
They findin' HORSE APPLES in thu backyard and they callin' it TRAYSHUR!! WHUT NIXT??? 130-year-old outhouses yield treasures Tue Jul 17, 7:36 PM ET The spot where a pair of outhouses stood 130 years ago is proving to be a treasure trove for archaeologists who braved the lingering smell in the dirt to uncover some 19th Century artifacts — and a mystery. The one-time site of privies for men and women has been built upon repeatedly. Recently, crews demolished a former school bus barn on the 3.5-acre downtown site in order to build a condominium complex and a parking garage. But first, archaeologists were called in. Beginning in late May, they started digging into the ground in a discovery process that could last several more weeks. They uncovered a pistol, a knife, whisky flasks, a set of false teeth, two dog skulls and a blade from a set of sheep shears. "It might be an early crime scene," project archaeologist John Foster said. "It looks like the two dogs were

Gotta Love My Dylan
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet, I have no one to meet And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels To be wanderin'. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it. Hey! Mr. Tambour

Head Doctor
Head Doctor by JMA (MrXplicit) When I found out that I had diabetes on both sides of my family, I started a health regimen that included yearly check ups. Whenever I would go to the doctor, I usually ended up having a fine ass woman for a doctor. Damn! Last year there was Dr. Candice Johnson. She was forty-five years old, thicker than gumbo. I mean she had ass for days, 36 C breasts, brown, cat-like eyes and the body of a 21 year old video model. You just don’t understand how bad I wanted to fuck her. I almost had a chance during my last physical, but the head doctor walked his cock-blocking ass in. I guess karma got him, because he got caught for embezzlement. The brotha was spending money tricking out on some low-level bitches with a fiyah head game. Fucked up right “Mr. Williams?” The receptionist called out. “The doctor will see you.” I got up and walked back to the examination room. Moments later, the doctor came in. “Hi, Mr. Williams. I’m Dr. Erica Foxx, nice to mee

About Me
Im a greek and italian princess...so dont tell me different.I am a nurse and i got my shit in check. i am real and a down ass gurl.Not into playen games so dont bring it,cause i'll hand it back to ya patner. Things U SHOULD KNOW: 1. Im the gurl u think about and runs threw ur mind. 2. Im the gurl u never forget 3. Im the gurl that will blow ya mind 4. Im the gurl that keeps it real 5. IM the gurl that will be ur true friend 6. Im the gurl u can count on 7. Im the gurl u can talk to 8. IM the gurl that can be ur freak in the bedroom 9. Im the gurl that has ur back 10. See Im the gurl u dont wanna f*ck with To all my friends on here...I LUV YALL

You Lies Hurt Me.... Stop Hurtin Me More................
- Get Your Own ok so i found this pic while cleaning out my photobucket.... sigh i kinda of miss him.... i just am not feelin this drama right now.... we were cute together... i just don't understand why he actted the way he did?? why can't i just find a guy that i can just chill with and have fun with?... blah!! **AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS FRANK... I SEE THOUGH YOUR BULLSHIT I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING OT CHEAT ON ME AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW YOU KILLED THE LAST BIT OF MY HEART.**

Poem:darkness Surrounds
When inside the darkness surrounds you? This great depression covers your heart. Your tears fall as you sit and stare out. Defeat has taken control of your emotions. There is nothing you can do to stop the pain. Knowing that tomorrow will be the same. Peace seems so far away from you. How does one live with the sadness. A life once so beautiful now weary and torn. As you sit and think your thoughts turn. To a place, only you can enter. A safe mode in your mind. Thoughts of suicide start drifting forward. You wonder if that is the path to take. Is that the only way to stop the pain? You reach for the gun knowing it is loaded. It feels cold and uncaring in your hand. You stare at it thinking it wont hurt. Just pull the trigger and it is all over. Doubts cloud your mind as you ponder. What if it fails to go off, what then? No it wont you bought it just for this moment. Raising the gun you smile freedom is a breath away. As you place it against your head, you whisper God forgive me. Your h

Poetry
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome rat

Three Girls Go Camping
Three Girls Go Camping One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

The Color Red
THE COLOR RED IS OF WINE SO SWEET THAT LEAVES A LINGERING TASTE, UPON THESE RUBY RED LIPS OF MINE. RED IS THE COLOR OF MY SOUL, THAT BURNS WITH DEEP YEARNING DESIRES, FOR THE ONE THAT WILL MAKE ME WEAK, RED IS THE COLOR OF LOVE, IN WHICH MY HEART IS DEEPLY IN NEED RED IS MY COLOR AND ALL THAT I AM.

Soul Twisted
My soul is twisted inside. Pain now leads me to darkness. Evil engulfs the good I once was. No more shall I be the abused. I seek this path of destruction. Revenge my only thought. As I dwell within the shadows. Waiting, watching, anticipating, I linger beyond the realm of light. A soul cast deep into purgatory. Wicked temptress of the night, a vulture now ready to feed. Come to me innocent soul. Let me devour your very heart. Become my prince in the darkness. Together we shall feast in silence. Cast out the shadows of doubt. Lovers at this lost gateway to hell. Let me feed upon your goodness. You shall become as I have. A twisted soul in purgatory...

Comment War!!!
okay all you females whoever gives the best comments on my nsfw pics and/or other pics about me will recieve a volcano and silver motorcyle as a gift. and while your at it if you can make sure you've rated all my pics that would be awesome. it will last until tomorrow at midnight (thursday). later!!!

Bartenders Psychology:
Bartenders Psychology: Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Dr

When Hunger Grows
When the Hunger GrowsI dream of you when the hunger grows the times I laid you down, open wide filled till you cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night I think of you and the hunger grows the times you held me deep inside milked me till I cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night I dream of you and the hunger grows the times we wrestled flesh to flesh filled untill we cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night

Short But Oh So Sweet
we've been together for a little while now i was waiting for you in the waiting room at the eye doctors wondering what was taking you so long we had plans in 15 minutes and i started getting ansy i walked back to the exam rooms and saw 3 doors 2 were open so i peeked inside no one the 3rd i knocked and hesitated. no answer. i opened the door and saw you in the exam chair. she was on her knees in front of you sucking you as you pushed her head onto your cock forcefully the look on your face told me you were close i just stood there, in awe and watched you noticed me you pull her head out of your lap and come at me you take my hand with a sly smile and lead me to her i knew it wouldn't do any good to get angry you told me to lick her nipples i did you told me to move down on her and continue licking her i did you position me to lie on the floor and tell her to feast on me she hesitates and you shove her down my legs spread she does her ass in the air and her face b

+get The Mind Right : Why
Is my friend so....dumb? I've known her since elementary school. She sleeps around, and then acts all....like "OMG, I can't believe I slept with him! Why did I do that? I'm not a slut!" This is SO annoying. I wish she was the kind of person that knows they're a slut but is ok with it, and even proud. Her fakeness is so frustrating. As she whines, her emotion isn't even genuine, it's like she's acting guilty and shameful because she thinks that's how I am looking at her. I don't know how to address the repeated situation really. I do view her as a slut, but the way she is acting is making me view her as not deserving any respect....so maybe I should tell her : "You are projecting your self-hate not only on me, but onto the men you sleep with if you really view yourself as being this low." all I do now is : ">>weary sigh

Foreever Friendship
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship.

Pay Attention..
1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. 7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. 8. “There should a statute of

Call Me Old-fashioned, But...
Recent events have led me to some major, major soul-searching, and questioning about what the hell attracts me to some guys more than others. I think I finally figured it out. Here is what I DONT want: Crazy Guy, Funny Guy, Friend Guy(who plays the friend card just to get some), Older Guy(waaaay older), Creepy Guy(aka Stalker Guy), Needy Guy, Nice Guy, Geeky Guy , Funny Guy, Dorky Guy, Virgin Guy,Bad Guy(with a criminal record), Rock Star Guy, Rich Guy, Religious Guy, Desperate Guy, Hot Guy, Single Dad Guy and (last but def. not least) Man In A Uniform Guy,etc,etc. I dont care which of the above guys you act like, or possibly are, there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING! that compares to a good-old-fashioned-sweep-you-off-your-feet-and-take-you-home-to-mama-could-never-hit-a-girl-can-I-date-your-daughter-fred-astaire-kiss-you-on-the-hand-but-nothin-else-in-public-never-cheat-on-you-never-use-vulgarity-clean-with-no-criminal-backround-sweet-talkin-gee-you-have-the-cutest-nose-care-to-dance

Much Better This Time
Hey Everyone! Well with the new meds I definitely had alot less sickeness from the chemo and that was a welcome solution. I had a couple little bouts but nothing major like the last time and the worst side effect I felt this time was exhaustion and loss of appetite. Of course Chemo comes with other side effects, like sensitivity to light, sound and touch, almost like having a migraine without the pain. Perry gave me my first shot yesterday and I was so proud of him! It was after that he got weak! LOL But we were both very nervous. I wasn't nervous in him however, just the needle stick. I told you I was a baby! He said with everything we have been through from Natural childbirth to surgery this was the scariest thing he has ever had to do with me...That is because he had to do it! LOL Fortunatley I have numbness from surgery in the area on my belly that I can give my shots so I didn't feel a thing. Although that doesn't seem to relieve me at all! LOL I am feeling mu

Cheerios
A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year-old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year-old nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, jumps up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, You can stay in there until I let you out.' She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it

How Stupid Can People Be?!
Today, I had to go to the local police station and talk to a detective who wanted to arrest me. Turns out, the charges filed against me where filed by my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. So, since I am writing this, you can assume safely that I am not in jail. The charges where filed because I had pawned my Xbox 360 to pay for my OUTRAGEOUS phone bill. He told me that he REALLY wanted it, and not to pawn it. I said FUCK THAT SHIT!! I NEED MY PHONE ON! so, I take it to the pawn shop, get $200 for it (I know, bullshit) then paid the phone bill. So, like 4 days, yeah 4 days after I pawned it, he filed a police report, saying that I stole "his" Xbox360, and that I had pawned it illegally. Needless to say, I straightened that whole fucking mess out. So, the detective that I talked to wants him to come in because he "needs more information" about the case. hehehe, sneaky bastard.

Lou Dobbs Nails It Again
Dobbs: Free imprisoned border patrol agents Story Highlights Senators chair hearing, imply U.S. attorney blatantly abused power Agents sentenced for shooting fleeing drug smuggler, alleged cover-up Illegal alien drug smuggler received immunity for testimony against agents By Lou Dobbs CNN Lou Dobbs' commentary appears weekly on CNN.com. WASHINGTON (CNN) -- There was an unusual spectacle in the nation's capital Tuesday, downright rare, in fact: U.S. Senators seeking truth, and justice, and taking action. And they deserve great credit and thanks. The Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, led by Dianne Feinstein, focused on the reasons for the prosecution of two Border Patrol agents now serving long sentences in federal prison. Border Patrol Agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean were given terms of 11 and 12 years respectively on their convictions for shooting an illegal alien drug smuggler. Senator Feinstein, and Senators Jeff Sessions, John Corn

True Friends Will
.•*´¨`*• .¸??.•*´¨`*•.¸ This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! *´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸??¨`*•.¸??¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸??.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you *´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸??¨`*•.¸??¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸??.•*´¨`*•.¸ And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. *´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸??¨`*•.¸??¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸??.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; *´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸??¨`*•.¸??¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸??.•*´¨`*•.¸ A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. *´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸??¨`*•.¸??¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸??.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, *´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸??¨`*•.¸??¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸??.•*´¨`*•.¸ But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. *´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸??¨`*•.¸??¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸??.•*´¨`*•.¸ I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, *´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸??¨`*•.¸??¸ .•*´¨`*

Love Never Dies
She walks through the grocery aisle picking up the items she thinks she'll need for the week. A half gallon of milk, some fruit, fresh vegetables maybe a couple of steaks. Most of it would probably go to waste seeings her appetite isn't what it used to be but she makes a valient effort. Going through the motions of everyday life was what Emma was used to. Work...home...store on Thursdays...home...sleep... She still catches herself walking in the door at night half expecting to find him sitting there, newspaper in hand, and she still feels her heart drop after realizing he'll never be there again. Whoever said 'time heals all wounds' is partially right, but the scars that are left behind still pain at times. It's been a year tonight. She still dreams of the events. Waking up in a horror of cold sweat. Just like it was yesterday, talking to him on the phone, planning the 'special dinner' that he was going to ask her something important, the overwhelming joy filling her and remembering

Nine Words Woman Use!
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before d

The Ultimate Fantasy
Waking up to the feeling of a hand roaming her exposed side and hip, Sarah started becoming aware that she wasn’t alone like she usually was when she awoke. This made her come out of her sleep a little faster. Opening her eyes, she realized her surroundings were different also. A few moments more and she began to remember the events from the previous night. The hotel room, the man touching her, she looks at him and smiles. “Good morning Palmer.” She coos. And he just smiled at her without saying a word. He didn’t have to. Even though Sarah was never sure exactly what was running through his mind, she didn’t care. The attention he gave her was enough to fulfill her. Closing her eyes again she reminisces about the earlier events. While his hand continues to roam her skin and his eyes continue to soak her curves into his senses, she goes back to the knock on her door of her apartment, the messenger leaving her the message to be at the Hotel Chateau at 7pm, to her nervous stomach lettin

Dear Chris
Repost this as "Dear (your name)" and see what kind of answers you get!! You have a cute ________. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________. I want to ___________ your __________ and make you __________! your ___________tastes like ____________. the best part of you is ___________and i wanna _________________you!!!! Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)

11 Things Woman Should Know About Men
11 Things Women Don't Know About Men Plus one thing they probably do know, but won't admit By Evan Marc Katz Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Jul 18, 2007 RATING THIS ARTICLE Average (250 votes) Rate it: Read all 50 comments TOOLS Email Article Printable View Add to del.icio.us Add to Digg 1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won'

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Where am I? How did I get here? What is going on! I try to stand but I am tied to the chair, the rope cuts deeper into my flesh, and I feel the sticky warmth of my blood run down my hand... Oh god... help me, I was hoping it was just a dream... Slowly it all comes back to me, the party, the drinks, too many drinks.. then I see him... Brad? Mike? Why can't I remember...- Wait! What was that? I try to still the chills thats coursing down my spine... footsteps... slow and steady... Its him... he's come back again... I plead silently, please don't kill me! I am not ready to die!! I hear him getting closer... my mind starts racing with the fear of the known. I brace myself, expecting the worse, for the dreaded squeak, squeak, squeak of that horrid cart.. suddenly its not just a sound in my head, its there next to me, and suddenly I scream, Oh God, please, no more, please... though I know my screams are useless, it didn't stop him when he chose one delicate blade after another varying in

Obsessed
She drives out of the city each and every morning, away from the noise and craziness. It’s a bit far but it’s where she likes to run. No noise, no people, no cars, just peaceful countryside. She parks her car and maybe this morning she’ll try to run a bit further. This makes her feel good, brings her mind back to her. The sound of her feet hitting the road keeping in rhythm with her breathing, the birds overhead and the cool fog still in the fields. This is her routine, the escape part of it anyways. The other part of Sarah’s routine consists of her usual stops on her way to work…the coffee shop, the gallery and sometimes a gift shop or two. All frequented by him also. She knew she’d never catch him there at the same time she was, but the feel of him there made her happy. His hours were much more irrational than hers were. But she supposed that was one of the perks of being an artist. His paintings were also irrational but so beautiful. She would stand in the gallery and stare into

My Account Might Be Deleted
Well friends, this may be the last time you hear from me. Not sure? Seems the good folks here at CT are GOD and they decided that if I put up one more NSFW photo without tagging it, I will be deleted without warning! Let's see, I have done numerous blasts $$$, 2 happy hours $$$ and pay for a VIC $$$ which is all money in the A'holes pocket! Oops! Is that nsfw? I better watch out! What the F***? You are allowed to put up pictures of yourself naked but if you don't tag them, it is wrong. See the double standard here anyone? I could really give a F*** about the points anymore anyway! Ooh, what do levels and cherry dollars get you anyway? NOTHING! Can't get past level 25 anyway. So tell me, what is the point of this whole point system? Stupid! Maybe I should ask for approval from God, I mean Baby J, if a picture is inappropriate before I put it up? Let's see, if I show cleavage, am I going to get deleted? I am not really sure what they consider inappropriate b

Bishop And The Ass
Bishop And The Ass A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper head

Weirdness.
I had one of the weirdest CT experiences I have ever had the other day. I have recently changed my shoutbox to ‘general admission’ from ‘friends only’, which has been a mainly positive experience. I’ve had some good conversations with people and gained a couple of new friends, without too many assholes sending me random junk. So the other day, I got a shout from a very attractive lady. We chatted a bit and I asked her if she had a yahoo address, which I usually do if I’m enjoying talking to someone, because the shoutbox is so slow it makes me want to hurt small fluffy animals. She has and we started talking, kind of. It was bit stilted and I’m started to suspect that English isn’t her first language. But that’s ok. Then she asked me to vote on her picture in a contest. I agreed and she sent me a link. But to vote in this contest, credit card details needed to be entered. Alarm bells started to ring. I said I wasn’t comfortable with that, but she kept asking me why. Eventually I decided

The Meaning Of Life...
Ahh the meaning of life... broken down into simplest terms... People are a species/mammal/animal/whatever...the primary goal of any species is to pro-create to preserve ones own species into the next generation and beyond... the human race however has a larger brain(well most of them do) than other species on this planet...other species do not think about what they are going to wear today or about what is on next weeks calendar...they rely on instinct for survival...they eat, they sleep, they pro-create, they flee from danger. Take away the 'thinking' that humans are able to do and what is left...eating, sleeping, pro-creation, and self preservation... so, the meaning of life? In our primal state...the meaning is to stay alive long enough to pro-create, to preserve our species. < br />In the modern human state of mind...I have no frickin clue lol, but I'll give it a shot, this is all shooting from the hip so bare with me... Each of us is born into a different house

Life
I am a simple person, a romantic, an idealist and realist, but neither of them at the same time. I enjoy hearing that you wish to give me things and take care of me. I love feeling as if someone has cared enough to miss me and wish me a good day if that is all they have time to say, but all that I love and enjoy is sometimes a lie to make someone else feel important. I am ashamed of myself for believing sweet talking and one liners because I thought, "perhaps they could just mean it." When there are forty other girls you say the same thing to and who act accordingly, I feel no more special than a face in a crowded room. People feel and people are real, giving into you is hard to do, but I allow myself to do it. Why put stock in something you can say but never really mean? I have a heart, it's been damaged plenty and though I do not worry about the past, I worry of the future. Maybe I should blame some of it on myself, because, then again, only you can be swayed to believe in it if you

Ha, The Joke's On You
Ha, The Joke's On You There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

Helpin Friends Out
ok im pastin a friend plea fer help. i would appreciate it ifin yall could see it to drop by sometime before the deadline to drop comments by his pic. thanks so much to those that do help. OK I did it.. I entered this sexy tattoo contest. SO I would like to have all of you come and help me out.. And send your friends as well.. Please follow the link below and drop some comments on my pic. Thanks to all my great cherry friends for your help. And a special thanks to Lady Di for having this contest. This is my second contest and I hope I can do better than 5th this time...LOL http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=517698&i=2020739649

Interesting Sex Facts
-THINGS THAT WOMEN MIGHT WANT TO KNOW- 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "pro static congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THINGS MEN MIGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural

Fifty-dollar Bet
Fifty-Dollar Bet This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his dick in the pickle slicer. The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed. “But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed. “Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband.

Opinion: April And A Fool
APRIL and a FOOL April’s Fool day Preceded her April Fool’s day by just one ‘fool’; ME That day before I had a Life, the next day I had a wife; SHE. As April’s Fool on April One I said we do and thus began the fun. Smiling impatiently The Fools of April One, ‘SHE’ and ‘ME’ Became a ‘WE’ … April Fool … I’m single still! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Rhey W. Hedges, April 1, 2007

Help Me Get My Blast
A few weeks ago I won a 3-day blast in a comment game. The contest ended on the 8th and I have not gotten the blast. The person who held the contest hasn't replied to my last c-mail. Alot of you helped me come from behind to win this blast. Please write her and tell her she needs to pay up. Here is the link. http://www.cherrytap.com/user/935857 Thanks for your support!!

Charge Of The Goddess
Charge of the Goddess written by Doreen Valiente Listen to the words of the Great Mother, who of all was called Artemis, Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna, Aphrodite, Cerridwen, Arianrhod, Brigid and by many other names. Whenever ye have need of anything, once in the month and better it be when the moon is full, then shall ye assemble in some secret place, and adore the spirit of me, who am Queen of all Witches. There shall ye assemble, ye who are fain to learn all sorcery, yet have not won its deepest secrets; to these will I teach all things that are as yet unknown. And ye shall be free from slavery; and as a sign that ye be truly free, you shall be naked in your rites; and ye shall dance, sing, feast, make music and love, all in my praise. For mine is the ecstasy of the spirit, and mine also is joy on earth; for my law is love unto all beings. Keep pure your highest ideals; strive ever towards them,

Who's The Boss?
Who's the Boss? A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

Good-bye Mom
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

The Four Powers Of The Magus
The Four Powers of the Magus are the personal attributes traditionally necessary and required for the successful use and practice of magic. These are - To Know, To Dare, To Will, and To Be Silent. Without these four attributes combined, the individual will never be successful in magic. The reasoning is quite simple; none of the attributes mentioned are enough in themselves, as all four attributes must be present to balance each other out. For instance: To Know ~ Knowledge is no good, without the will and audacity to see magick done. To Dare ~ Audacity is no good, without the knowledge and will to see magick done. To Will ~ Will power is no good, without the knowledge and audacity to see magick done. To Be Silent ~ What good are the above, without the discretion to remain silent until the magick is done? To reveal your magick before it is done, dissipates its power and effectiveness. So, anyone aspiring to use magick needs a knowledge of what they are doing, the audacit

Threefold Law
The Three-Fold Law is the belief and principle on which magic is used. This law relates to the use of power and energy. When used, power is returned to the sender at three times the level it was sent out. The most commonly used comparison is that of "The Golden Rule". Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. You put out nastiness and nastiness will surely return to you.

The Witches' Rune
Darksome night and shining moon, Hearken to the Witches' rune. East, then south, west then north, Here come I to call thee forth. Earth and water, air and fire, Work ye unto my desire. Wand and Pentacle and Sword Hearken ye unto my word. Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife, Waken all ye into life. Power of the Witches Blade, Come ye as the charm is made. Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell, Lend your aid unto the spell. Horned Hunter of the Night, Work my will by magic rite. By all the power of land and sea, As I do will, so mote it be. By all the might of moon and sun, Chant the spell and be it done.

The Law Of Power
1. The Power shall not be used to bring harm, to injure or to control others. But if the need arises, the Power shall be used to protect your life or the lives of others. 2. The Power is used only as need dictates. 3. The Power can be used for your own gain; as long as by doing so you harm none. 4. It is unwise to accept money for the use of the Power, for it quickly controls its taker. Be not as those of other religions. 5. Use not the Power for prideful gain, for such cheapens the mysteries of Wicca and Magick. 6. Ever remember that the Power is a sacred gift of the Goddess and the God, and should never be misused or abused. 7. And this is the Law of the Power.

The Witches' Creed
The Witches' Creed By Doreen Valiente, 1978 Witchcraft for Tomorrow This can be confused with the Wiccan Rede. The two are separate documents, although they both have similar intentions. I personally find the Creed to be much more effective and certainly more poetic. Hear now the words of the witches, The secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destiny’s pathway, That now we bring forth into the light. Mysterious water and fire, The earth and the wide-ranging air. By hidden quintessence we know them, And will and keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all nature, The passing of winter and spring, We share with the life universal, Rejoice in the magickal ring. Four times in the year the Great Sabbat Returns, And the witches are seen, At Lammas and Candlemas dancing, On May Even and old Hallowe’en. When day-time and night-time are equal, When sun is at greatest and least, The four Lesser Sabbats are summoned, Agai

Tradition Basics
Not all Wiccans are the same. There are different traditions within this religion. To someone who is new to Wicca, all of these different names can be intimidating. This is in no way a complete list of every tradition that is out there. This is merely an introduction into some of the more common ones to help you understand the differences. Even within each tradition there will be variations from coven to coven. Gardnerian This tradition is named for its founder, Gerald Gardner, who was one of the first to bring witchcraft back into the modern age. Details about their rituals are not available to non-initiates. Much of their knowledge can be traced back to Gardner himself and is passed along as new covens are 'hived' or 'spun'. There are different degrees that one can acquire through study and training. Alexandrian Alex Sanders was trained in the Gardnerian tradition, but his own teachings have spawned a distinct tradition. Much of the beliefs and rituals are similar to Gardn

The Pentagram Or Pentacle
The Pentagram or Pentacle as called by some, is commonly the most famous symbol of Witchcraft, and is symbolic of the power of Spirit as the overriding power controlling elements. One of the frequent confusions regarding Wicca concerns our use of the pentagram, which is thought of by some as a Satanic symbol. The Pentagram has been employed by a variety of cultures for thousands of years to represent numerous different things. Christianity, in fact, employed it for considerable time to represent the five wounds of Christ. To assign it so absolutely to a single group is illogical. Many religions hold one symbol above all others to represent the religion. For Jews it is the star of David, for Christians it is the cross, for Wiccans it is the pentagram. The pentagram has existed for thousands of years through a variety of cultures. It has had numerous meanings, but mostly it has been a symbol of protection and invocation. The pentagram symbolizes the union of the five basic

Balkanization Of America
BALKANIZATION OF AMERICA ACCELERATING By Frosty Wooldridge July 16, 2007 NewsWithViews.com A hundred years ago, President Teddy Roosevelt said, “The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing as a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities.” Following that wisdom, the USA immigrated 175,000 people annually from compatible countries from 1924 through 1964. They assimilated by speaking English and became a part of our fabric of life. They met the criteria for religion, culture and similarities with America. In 1965, Senator Teddy Kennedy committed the greatest act against the continuation of America by stealth introduction and passage of the Immigration Reform Act that countered Roosevelt's wisdom. From 175,000 compatible immigrants annually, he added a "human Tsunami" of one million people from the four corners of the globe--annually. They included peopl

Altar Tool Basics
First and most importantly you do not NEED any of these things. Magick comes from within and the tools are only a guide for you use to focus your energy and power. There are so many tools and items, it can be a bit overwhelming to know which is which and what you need. Tools can be purchased or made, whichever works better for you. All tools as they are collected, should be cleansed of all negative energies and past use influences. Unless you purchase them brand new you won't know how or for what they may have been used before you acquired them. Athame The correct pronunciation is ATH-amay, not A-THAME. The athame is a ritual knife or dagger. Traditionally it is double-edged blade with a black handle. The athame is a tool of command, used to direct the power we pass through it. The knife is never used to cut anything physical. It is used to cast circles, charge and consecrate objects and to banish negative energies. It's symbolic only and many suggest you dull the blade to preven

The Elements
Our world is viewed of in terms of four physical elements - earth, water, air and fire, which roughly correspond to the four scientific forms of matter: solid, liquid, gas and plasma, - plus spirit. Together, these elements form a united whole, as is symbolized in the pentagram. All are necessary and should be in balance. The four elements of nature: Earth, Air, Fire and Water are the very foundations of creation and the basis of life itself.The Earth is the essence of fertility and solidarity; it nourishes, binds and gives form. Air the essence of intelligence, which liberates and stimulates. Fire is the essence of strength and defense that animates and activates, while Water is the essence of emotions and fecundity making things malleable and flexible. The physical representations of these elements are merely their gross forms in the material world. From celestial form sent by the divine beings came a hierarchy of spirits called Elementals. The elementals task was to govern th

What Is Wicca
Wicca is one of many earth-based religions with a belief system and way of life based upon the reconstruction of pre-Christian traditions. While much of the information of how our ancestors lived, worshiped and believed has been lost we try to reconstruct those beliefs to the best of our ability with the information that is available. Modern Wicca was founded by Gerald Gardner, a British civil servant, who wrote a series of books on the religion in the 1950's. It contains references to Celtic deities, symbols, seasonal days of celebration, etc. Added to this were components of ceremonial magic and practices of the Masonic Order. Wiccans and Pagans are ordinary everyday types of people who come from all walks of life from all over the world. Wicca is a diverse religion with many differing paths and traditions each having it's own brand of ritual and magick. The most common theme among all these traditions, is an overriding reverence for life, nature, and the environment, as seen t

Witch, Wiccan Or Pagan
Is there a difference? What's the difference? Please try to remember that these are my opinions. Feel free to agree or disagree with what I say, but remember it's my website and therefore a forum for my thoughts along with any information I choose to post. I wrote this section in response to the overwhelming amount of emails I get asking if there is a difference between a Wiccan and a Pagan. So, instead of replying with the standard, and the often-confusing phrase "Wiccans are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Wiccan." I thought I would elaborate. Pagan What is a “Pagan”? Some will say "any non-Christian religion," but that would include Judaism and Islam. Some would say "any non-Christian, Judaic, or Islamic religion," but again, that would include Hinduism and Buddhism. Then they might go "any polytheistic religion," which would include Hinduism. Occassionally I have heard people say "any religion but the Big 5 - Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism." You c

Tub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub" "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

Magic With A "k"
Why do you spell magic with a k? Aleister Crowley is the one responsible for adding the word "magick" to the occult vocabulary. He wished to separate "real magic" from stage magic and also gave reasons being the mystical significance of the numbers. Many Wiccans aren't really familiar with Crowley or his numerology, and tend to use the spelling because it looks cool. Or, the reason Crowley first did it, to separate real magic from stage magic, which is a little silly. Like there are no other words that are spelled the same but have different meanings? Not that Im picking on people who use it, I use both magic and magick depending on my mood.

Harm None
The Wiccan Rede has been the subject of much debate for a long time and will continute to be as people interpret it how they wish. Many, many people refer to the Wiccan Creed as the Wiccan Rede when it is in fact a separate document that just happens to state the Rede at its end. The Wiccan Rede is comprised of eight words, not two. This fact is lost on many Wiccans. The Rede does not command us to "harm none". It tells us that any action that will harm none is acceptable. So few things are truly black and white in life and you should remember that when applying the Rede. The Wiccan Rede is a piece of poetry that is often condensed down to the last line: "An it harm none, do what you will." The Rede is seen by most as very similar to the Golden Rule, a belief that is found in nearly every religion. Gardner's Old Laws calls for a limited version of "Harm none," stating you may bind or restrain, but never harm, with magic. Today most Wiccans don't even follow the Old Laws,

Some People Take The Internet Way Too Effin Seriously...
This girl here Luscious Mami is NOT a bad girl she is great. You recall the bulletin/blog i had up, We had a mis-understanding, I was confused and didnt remember something she DID tell me I guess all my stress and what not have affected my short term memory but shes beyond a sweetheart and we've patched things up...really it was just a big mix up and i apoligize to her and anyone else who might have given her heat she didnt even deserve. ================================================= Here's one bulletin... This person infers he wanted people to attack someone over something they said. First of all, this WAS between the two of them. Not the rest of cherrytap. And secondly, if it hurt you that badly... Then you need fresh air and a blow-up doll to order around so you can pretend to be important... ================================================== Secondly, I have long been someone who was against any idea of a "Family" on Cherrytap, but it's since disbanded... Although I see

Storms Last Night
Did anyone else get woken up about 2:30 last night to the crash boom bah of the storm last night? I had a hell of a time falling back to sleep, and now because of it I am dead tired today. Just figures, doesn't it. I could fall asleep where I am typing right now if it were not for the fact that I will be going to lunch very soon.

Wicca Is A New Religion?
It really is a young, new religion Now, I am not talking about the practice of magic or "Witchcraft". I am talking about Wicca. I've noticed this can be a touchy subject among Wiccans and other Pagans: the history of the Wiccan religion. People (usually novices) often make statements about the ancient origins of Wicca, or how Wicca has been practiced for thousands of years. Sorry folks, but this is simply not accurate. The base of the confusion is that some people don't distinguish between something that exists today, and its historical roots. How about an example. The Siamese cat was listed as a recognized breed in 1871. Cats today have evolved from ancient cat species that existed thousands of years ago. You can NOT say that the Siamese cat is thousands of years old. Wicca follows this same idea. Wicca effectively began with Gerald Gardner in the mid 20th century. Many people give the year 1954 as its inception, because this is when Gardner published Witchcraft Today.

Common Myths And Misconceptions
1. Wiccans worship Satan Satan is a Christian creation and part of Christian mythology. Those of us who do not follow Christianity, do not accept the existance of this character. We do not worship Satan, nor do we summon demonic forces to do our bidding or our laundry. But wouldn’t it be fun if we could? (hehe) 2. Wiccans engage in ritual orgies This misconception may have arisen from the practice of doing ritual in the nude – or skyclad. Not all Wiccans practice this way, and there is nothing sexual about it. 3. Wicca is only for women Wicca has attracted a great number of women because of the focus on the Goddess, which is an uncommon alternative among other mainstream religions. But Wicca is open to everyone, male or female. 4. Wicca has no rules We may not have books of commandments to bind our lives, but many Wiccans do follow one single law: An it Harm None, do what thou will. Those words have as much power as an entire book of rules. We refer to this statement as t

Poem : Scars
People all around you Have to stop and stare Some will even wonder How those scars got there I have bad scars too Except mine aren't hard to hide See yours are on your skin Mine are deep inside Yes my insides damaged So cut up and torn It's not because of sickness Or because of 3rd degree burns Mine are from the past So dark and not well seen I don't have anymore nightmares In fact, I don't even dream I'm so torn apart Broken up and hurt My life has not been pleasant I've been tossed and thrown in dirt The people I have trust the most Have broken me and lied I don't have a best friend any more because she also lies When I do the right thing wrong My life goes round and round When I wake up the next morning I'm lying on the ground My heart is somewhat broken I suffer from great pain Some people stop and wonder Is that girl insane? Though people try to help me Mend my broken heart I'm starting to get better But they'll never fill the pa

Poem:because
I cry myself to sleep because it's the only thing I can do right, I avoid you because I would rather be alone, I dress in black so I can be invisible at night, I stay out late to avoid the fights that go on at home, I remain misunderstood because no one wants to understand me, I play my music loud so no one can hear me cry, I rebel because no one will let things be, I make a scene so you will notice if I die, I cut my wrists so I know I'm not numb, I sleep in late because I'm afraid of the day, I don't try because everyone just assumes I'm dumb, I don't talk because I have nothing to say, I guess I don't need to be understood, I’ll be alright, I just needs you to leave me alone! Or I might just crumble out her in the dark engulfed in my own darkness.

Glazed Salmon Fillets
With a simple spicy sauce, these salmon fillets will be on the table in under 10 minutes. You can find garlic paste in the condiment aisle of some grocery stores. If you can't find it, mince a few garlic cloves and add them to the sauce. INGREDIENTS: * 4 (1/2" thick) salmon fillets * 1/3 cup seafood cocktail sauce * 2 tablespoons honey * 1 teaspoon garlic paste PREPARATION: Preheat broiler. Place salmon filets, skin side down, on broiler pan. In small bowl combine remaining ingredients and brush over salmon. Broil for 4 minutes, then brush with more sauce and broil for 2 minutes longer, until salmon flakes when tested with a fork.

Life
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the was jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "Yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the

Pesto Pasta
INGREDIENTS: * 1 lb. uncooked linguine pasta * 12-oz. container refrigerated basil pesto * 2 cups grape tomatoes * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Cook pasta as directed on package; drain and return to pot. Stir in basil pesto, tossing gently over low heat until pasta is coated. Add grape tomatoes and toss for 1 minute. Sprinkle with cheese and serve.4 servings

Dead Inside
Have faith in me KNow I am always here Know I am trust worthy KNow what I say is true my heart is shattered My heart is broken I am dieing inside. Am I already dead My heart beats but I feel nothing my feet step But yet I don't see YOu tell me to have faith in you Why Have you proven that you are trustworthy? A heart can only take so much Then it takes over itself closing itself off building that wall. Leaving me feeling dead inside

Poem:you Don't Know
You don't understand And you can't see The monster inside That's killing me You say you love me You say you care But my spirit is breaking And you only stare I was alive once And I was free But now I'm only a shell This is not me Afraid to laugh Afraid to cry Afraid of you screaming Watching time pass by You don't know Because you weren't there The people you keep me from Are the ones that truly care You say that he hurt me You say that he's bad But I know we share a special bond And that makes you mad No I wait for the day When am free To prove to you He and I were meant to be really i think we were meant to be but until the day he layed a hand on me and hurt me with all this scared on my body he left behind

Do I Exsist To You?
DO I exsist to you? Do I exsist to you Or am I just a body laying cold. DO I not breath? Do I not have a heartbeat? that beat only for you? Your the one I want to come home to The one I want to lay next to. Am I not the one that shares your bed at night AM I not the one that crys on your shoulder. Yet I seem to not exsist You seem to look past me. You talk but not to me. You listen but not to me. Why why doesn't my heart exsist Why don't I exsist?

Don't Do It...lol
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

Chocolate Bombe
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 4 hr 25 min Makes: 8 servings 1 pkg. (12 oz.) pound cake 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Chocolate Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling LINE medium glass bowl with plastic wrap. Cut cake evenly into 12 slices; cut each cake slice diagonally in half to make 2 triangles. Line prepared bowl with single layer of cake triangles; set remaining cake triangles aside for later use. Spread 1 cup of the whipped topping over cake layer in bottom of bowl; cover. Refrigerate until ready to use. POUR milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix; beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in 1 cup of the remaining whipped topping; pour over whipped topping layer in bowl. Top with the remaining cake triangles; cover. Refrigerate 4 hours or until set. UNMOLD dessert onto serving platter. Remove plastic wrap. Frost with the remaining whipped toppi

So-easy German Chocolate Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 40 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (19.5 oz.) brownie mix 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter, cut up 4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, cubed 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 1 cup BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut 1 cup PLANTERS Pecan Pieces PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Prepare brownie mix as directed on package for cake-like brownies. Pour batter into greased 13x9-inch baking pan. PLACE butter and cream cheese in small saucepan; cook on medium heat until cream cheese is completely melted and mixture is well blended, stirring frequently. Stir in brown sugar. Add coconut and pecans; mix well. (Mixture will be thick.) Drop spoonfuls of the cream cheese mixture over brownie batter in pan. BAKE 30 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 1 hour. Store leftover cake in the refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Easy Cleanup Make cleanup easier by lining baking pan with foil before using. To easily remove

The Biker
A man riding his Harley, was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she

The Me Hidden Within
This season is the time for happiness and cheer, But look through my eyes and you will see a tear. The words that I speak are never to be heard, And all I want from you is your promising word. No one ever listens to a word that I say, All I need is for someone to point me into the traveling way. Having no one to talk to makes the anger build within, So I think hard and loud knowing I need to raise my chin. I fight with myself all the time, Wanting to do something but knowing it's a crime. I just want all this anger within me to just come out, I have this huge urge just to shout. I just want to release the real me from being hidden within, Sometimes I think all the things I do are a sin. Please help release the me hidden within.

Oh My!!!
HRH Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven . Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day. For eternity." The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel Says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets i

Old Time One Liners
A car hit an elderly Jewish man. >>>The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" >>>The man says, "I make a good living." ? >>> >>>I just got back from a pleasure trip. >>>I took my mother-in-law to the airport. >>> >>>I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. >>>If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! ? >>> >>> >>>Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. >>>The thief spends less than my wife did. >>> >>>We always hold hands. >>>If I let go, she shops. >>> >>> >>>She was at the beauty shop for two hours. >>>That was only for the estimate. >>>She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. >>>Then the mud fell off. >>> >>>The doctor gave a man six months to live. >>>The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. >>> >>>The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." >>>Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" ? >>> >>>Doctor: "You'll live to

The Burial Was A Disaster!!!!!!
It's taken me this long to be able to write about it without getting so pissed steam comes out of my ears. To start off with it was close to 100 degrees F before we even started and there were no trees or anything around so that by the time everyone got to the cemetary I was already past boiled in my brace. My Aunt was one of the last to arrive and the second she got out of the car and I saw the look on her face I knew that we were about to bury Mom in the wrong place. I said that to Sue immediately and she didn't believe me until she saw Dad and Aunt Pat collar the poor guy who was working about it. Well needless to say this took a few minutes and by the time our dearest friend (and a damn fine minister) took over we were all just about sick with the heat. I held up pretty well, just tears but no breaking down!! In fact it was Roger who broke down and I don't think anything could have paid Mom a more sincere compliment than that. More on Mom in a minute! We headed over to Piz

Something To Offend Nearly Everyone
Something To Offend Nearly Everyone Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? A. They're hiring Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. A pimp. Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage

Aflac
I had an interview with Aflac yesterday. I was so damned nervous that I started stuttering and shaking like a leaf. I was thinking I blew the interview, there was no way this woman was call me back for the second interview. No way! I wouldn’t have called me back. I was wrong……she called me this morning to set up the second interview! In a way I’m kind of excited, because even though it is a commission job, the potential to make a lot of money is there. She told me that all of their first year employees make 20-50k. And within 5 years, all make a 6 figure income. Of course the 1st year is the hardest, because there is a huge learning curve. But then, when is anything worth doing easy, right? Its for the that reason that the job kind of scares me senseless as well. LOL. I only seem to have one major set back right now, and if anything scared me away from doing this job, this would be it. I have to be licensed to sell insurance. Aflac does not pay for it. It has t

Poem Body,mind,soul
Body, mind, and soul You stole my heart When I looked into your eyes And to my surprise You saw my heart And you came in and saved me Body, mind, and soul I work my fingers to the bone I work all day I work all night Night and day, day and night I wish I could relax Let my body float like a kite Body, mind, and soul Through your eyes You see my sin Through my eyes I see material things Through you eyes You see my thoughts and my pain Through my eyes and my mouth I see and say your name Body, mind, and soul Help me see what's inside of my heart Help me start a new beginning Help me take a new step A new chapter

Posse Bombs By Mizz Retta
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Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party or race you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 'S shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada . When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the trut

Poem:no Wishes Well
I want to run away Inside my bright red scream I want to break the doors Holding back my dream Living like this Checking the skies for rain A constant reminder Of this burden and pain I'm holding on to A shooting star Its points cutting my skin This time it's gone too far Nothing left to wish on My bloody star fell Left me drowning in hopes Inside my wishing well Not looking for a hero To owe such a debt I could not ask for saving This loss is not a regret I want to run away But there's nothing out there I want to shatter windows That look out on nowhere This is not life If I'm already dead My bleeding heart stopped beating And tears I no longer shed

Masterbation
Why is it i find a woman masterbating very exciting. I RREEEEALLLLLY DO. I can watch porn and be bored but totally turned on by a woman with her hand down the front of her panties. Is this usual, is it common, is it freaky. i can look at the nudes and be cool but one pic touching herself and my mouth drops open and woohoo. I would love to have some feedback here good or bad. I know when a woman sees a guy masterbating they usually get grossed out. Obviously not true with men. Would love some comments on this too.

Underwear Is Important!!!!
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and

Bad News
A woman goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've got a strange problem and I need your opinion." "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said, and standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor peered closely at the two circles and asked, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance?" Embarrassed and slightly taken aback by this question coming from a man with his head between her thighs, she replied, "Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?" "Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."

Some Funnies
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. --------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------------------------------------- For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ---------------------------------------------------------------- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. --------------------------------------------------------------------- The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the fore man, "have you any actual experience in picking

Love That Is True To The Heart
LOVE is is like a rose it has many shapes and colors and it makes you feel free like butterflies floating in the breese that passes by every now and then I found my true love and not going to let him fly away again LOVE YOU Dean now and for eturnity till the breath leaves my body for good im yours till the end of time.

I've Met Some Really Cool People On Here (well Not In Person)
but it's amazing how in the mumms people seem to look down their noses at you thinking they are above the new people! Everyone on here was new here at one point in time and no one is better than others! I have been called a cunt in a mumm for posting a mumm about a child who was knocked back from a school. What's up with that? Then the same guy was putting women down in another mumm, I guess he has women issues and needs to come out of the closet! My point is people joined this site for fun and how can you have fun if people are judging you and putting you down. I didn't know there was rules to the mumms and how are people suppose to learn if no-one says anything? To those people who look down their nose at others just remember you were new once and I'm sure you'll have friends who join up, do you want them to be treated the way you treat others?

Rainbow
If I Could Catch A Rainbow If I could catch a rainbow, I would do it, just for you, And, share with you, its beauty, on the days you're feeling blue. If I could, I would build a mountain, you could call your very own. A place to find serenity, a place just to be alone. If I could, I would take your troubles, and toss them into the sea. But, all these things, I'm finding, are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain, or catch a rainbow fair; but, let me be, what I know best, A Friend, who's always there. I promise to defend you, should the occasion ever rise, And, I promise to wipe away the tears, which might stream from your weeping eyes. Let me be the trusted Friend, the one that you know best. I will never leave you, on that, you can surely rest.

Road Rage At Its Best!!
http://www.sptimes.com/2007/07/17/Floridian/When_drivers_are_mad_.shtml When drivers are mad at the world Road rage changed her life in an instant. But a Land O'Lakes mother of three isn't campaigning for revenge - she hopes to find a way to stop senseless anger. By LANE DeGREGORY, Times Staff Writer Published July 17, 2007 LAND O'LAKES - Sundays are the hardest, Laura Houk says. That was always their day. "Family Day," her husband called it. They'd take the kids to church, then come home and he'd fire up the grill. Eric made great ribs. And marinated chicken. "If you ate one bite," his 9-year-old son says, "your mouth would go right to heaven." Sunday nights, they'd all pile on the big couch and Eric would surf the TV channels until he found a rerun of M*A*S*H. His boys love the show too. Except for that one episode, the one when Col. Henry Blake finally gets to leave Korea, but his plane crashes and he never makes it home. On Feb. 18, Eric Houk went to the D

I Don Git It. . . .
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene WITH me!"

Never Leave Your Nuts Alone
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Boooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he re turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine

Now If Ya Wanna Git In Thu Gurls Pants, Ya Gotta Start Off Raaht!
Pick up lines fer the men * Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away * Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special * My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in * Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out * Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I sure can see myself in em' * If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. * You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. *Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say somethin' that would break the ice." * I know I ain’t no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. * I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. * Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner. * If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep till afternoon. and.... the best for last........ *Yer face reminds me of a wrench, ev'ry time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Words Of Wisdom
Take nothing for granted: watch water flow, the corn grow, the leaves blow, your neighbors mow. Set your own pace. When someone is pushing you, it is okay to tell them they're pushing. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has a richness that takes a lifetime to savor. Taste your food. God gave it to delight as well as to nourish. Notice the sun and the moon as they rise and set. They are remarkable for their steady pattern of movement, not their speed. Talk and play with children. It will bring out the unhurried little person inside you. When you walk with someone, don't think about what you'll say next. Thoughts will spring up naturally if you let them. Quit planning how you are going to use what you know, learn or possess. God's gifts just are; be grateful and their purpose will be clear. Allow yourself time to be lazy and unproductive. Rest isn't a luxury, it's a necessity. Lis

A Leap To Faith
Do you know what a leap of faith is? It's the act of believing something without supporting empirical evidence.The term is accredited to Soren Kierkgaard, the father of both existentialism and absurdism (who actually said "leap to faith"). His example was that Christ was 100% God and 100% human as Christianity teaches and one must leap to faith in order to understand and accept such an idea. One must put away logic and reason in order to accept a higher truth which is beyond the concept of human understanding. By extension, there is as usefulness to this idea in day-to-day living; such as finding a situation which has a direct and negative impact upon your life and believing against logic and reason that you are able to bring something to the situation that will either neutralize it or make it better. For myself, I believe that putting forth love and support to egregious situations can end a cycle of fear and hatred. I make this leap everyday, without any supporting evidence or logi

Don't Get Mad Get Even
To my girls... when your man cheats or plays... don't sit on your ass feeling sorry for your self... Don't get mad... get EVEN. The best thing you can do is look your BEST, smile, give him the hand when he comes and ries to say sorry... and let him watch your sexy ass walk out the door... Moping isn't attractive... get on with your life and find someone worthy of you!!! Love you all... Here's a song to keep you in the right frame of mind... :) While he was scheming I was beamin in the Beamer just beamin Can't believe that I caught my man cheatin' So I found another way to make him pay for it all So I went To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia And as the cash box rang I thought everything away (Oops) There goes the dreams we used to say (oops) There goes the time we spent away (oops) There goes the love I had but you cheated on me And thats worth that now (oops) There goes the house we made a home (oops) There

This Heer Made Mu Cry!
I postin BLOGS TADAY Cuz I done got BANNED for the ELTIN JOHN mumm yesterdee. LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHU. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHU. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHU, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHU. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

Chickenshit Rater
plz note: I took this from my bulltin and One of my friends was nice enough to post his link for me in a repost.Yes its true he rated me a 4 then blocked me. see below......heres the email I sent him and finally his screen name sorry I cant get a direct link to his profile but since he is chicken... lol MishNumber1 = here's his link :D Mr Honesty *Justice league Clan member* Tellin it like it is!@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'FAN ME BABY. I'M SO F-ING HOT (plz fan b4 add )' on '2007-07-18 05:58:00') (repost of original by 'MishNumber1 of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR. Founder Of Naughty Northerners' on '2007-07-18 07:27:40')

Character Assasination
You know, i cant figure it out. This is something thats been around as long as man could comunicate."Character assasination" is an ugly little creature fed by jealousy, hate, fear, competition and even love. A guy breaks it off with a girl she starts murdering his reputation. A girl tells a guy no about a kiss on a date the next day hes making her sound like a whore to all his friends. Why must people attack somones character every single time they are upset by hat person. Can't we as people just leave well enough alone. Seriousily people, if i break ur heart fix it dont make me look bad to your friends and even strangers. If, I say no to you, dont tell people i did the opposite just to mke urself look good. And, finally if someone is doing the best they can and thats not enough, instead of beating them down and insulting them a few words of encouragement might be just what they need to pick up the ball and run. So, in closing please remember that CHARACTER ASSASINATION IS A CRIME!!!!!

Takes No Time....
This sayin is sooo true.. so many people think they know what love is.. but it takes years to actually know what it is.. and when u have it. its the most wonderful feeling in the world.. Then when ur apart from that person they are all u think about, but honestly when u are apart from each other that just goes to show u how strong the love you have for each other is.. So yes the next 5 days are going to be the hardest but its just going to prove how much i love you and how much u mean to me..

Email Alert/this Is Very Real
I received an email today stating I had a greeting waiting for me. Before opening I searched out the greeting card site and this si what I found. Email Scam Alert! Beware of Fraudulent E-mail Purporting to be from GreetingCard.org The Greeting Card Association’s website, GreetingCard.org, is being used in a "phishing" scam. Fraudulent emails containing malicious links and viruses have been sent to consumers and businesses around the country claiming to contain an e-card from GreetingCard.org. Frequently the message line says, You’ve received a greeting card from [a family member…a friend…a classmate, etc.] There are numerous versions of this scam. Please note that the Greeting Card Association does not provide e-card mailing services, and is not sending these e-mails. None of GCA's computer and email systems are involved in this hoax. If you receive a message claiming to contain an e-card from GreetingCard.org – or an email purporting to be from GreetingCard.or

Ct Killed My Blog Entry. Freaks Of Nature.
Creeps! This is absolutely not cool. I blogged and blogged and blogged some more just for it to give me an error message. That's just mean-spirited 'cause they know I'm simply too lazy to type it all again. Shuckaroos! I'm lucky that I was able to convince myself to type it in the first place. It had all kinds of updates and whatnot. Sadly, these updates may never surface from the land of CT killed my blog entry. That's right, people. Bowling is so fun. Cooking is, too. Jose Jalapeno on a stick. Pablo of Little Tortilla Boy fame is not a handsome boy, but that cat's so funny that he's sexy. Don't ask how that works. It just does, man. The system was designed to be a flawless columbian grass green emerald, but those do not exist. Had some supposed drag racing last night. The Fast and the Furious became the drunk and the stupid. "u best b hangin' up dat dere phone or imma show u jest whut imma do 2 u." "Nah, g, i ain't hangin' nan up cuz i ain't 'fraid o' u. u i

Looky How Smart My Frins Is!!
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don 't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! this here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Redneck Book-a-manners
'Redneck Book a Manners' General Tips 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. Dinin’ Out 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor, as the restaurant may not have dogs. 3. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. Entertainin’ In Yer Home 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the table - no matter how good his manners are. Personal Hygiene 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a jo

To Everyone
SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON LATELY. I HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH WORK. I AM WORKING AT ANOTHER STORE HELPING WITH THE REMODEL. AND I AM OVERNIGHT AGAIN. SO TRYIN G TO GET USED TO CHANGING MY SLEEP HABITS ONCE AGAIN. PLUS THIS PAST WEEKEND ME AND MY FIANCE WENT TO CEDAR POINT. WE STAYED AT A HOTEL FOR THE WEEKEND. IT WAS GREAT TO GET AWAY. I MISS ALL OF YOU AND YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN. I WILL BE COMMENTING BEFORE THE WEEKEND GETS HERE OR IF NOT I WILL ON THE WEEKEND. I AM OFF SAT. AND SUN. BIG HUGS,GOD BLESS, LOVES YOU

Redneck Exam
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam: 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? (A) '65 Ford Fairlane (B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle (C) '64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product? 4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser’s will be drunk before the trees are cut down? 5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and

If Ur Really My Friend
Ok people, this is it. This is my test to see where I stand in the ct world. If You are on my friends list and read this blog I am asking for one thing. Read atleast two of my blog entries not counting this one and rate it and comment on it. Please rate and comment every blog you read and please read atleast two of my blogs. If You are on my friends list and u do not read atleast two of my blogs I am deleting you. thank you for reading this.

Thank You ;^)
I've finally gone and done it. After this coming weekend, I will no longer be limited to the passenger seat of a motorcycle! I would like to thank my "forever friend" for providing the emotional support, for gently coaxing me when I needed the coaxing, and for helping me to move a couple of obstacles that popped up in my path. Thank You ! Now that we've gotten me to this milestone of my life goals...it's time for little old me to step up to the plate all by myself and do my very best to realize the first part of my dreams....getting my motorcycle endorsement on my driver's license! I am silently freaking out... i think i need a hug

A Friend's Tears
When hearts break, and tears run, life feels lonely and sad, you look back at what you had, knowing its gone, hearing your song, your eyes start to tear, then you feel the fear, fear of lonelyness in your heart, wondering why you had to part, days turn to weeks, and your eyes start the leaks, tears running down your checks, dont be afraid, dont be scared, its life changing the rules, and you have to treat it like jewels, to respect its beauty, to grace its charms, knowing it means you no harm, it will eventually send you into someone elses arms, then there will be love, sent from god above, to show you he cares, but i can see it when i try to wipe away your tears. this is to you my friend, ill try to be here till the end.......

To My Friend, Things Get Better..
When hearts break, and tears run, life feels lonely and sad, you look back at what you had, knowing its gone, hearing your song, your eyes start to tear, then you feel the fear, fear of lonelyness in your heart, wondering why you had to part, days turn to weeks, and your eyes start the leaks, tears running down your checks, dont be afraid, dont be scared, its life changing the rules, and you have to treat it like jewels, to respect its beauty, to grace its charms, knowing it means you no harm, it will eventually send you into someone elses arms, then there will be love, sent from god above, to show you he cares, but i can see it when i try to wipe away your tears. this is to you my friend, ill try to be here till the end.......

Working Like A Nut Now
got a job with a coke warehouse no not the drug the pop or soda.worked 10 1/2 hrs yesterday now they tell me they want me to run the night shift whenever i get used to the way this works.so guess i'll only be on wknds or before i start my shift.oh well friends have a few for me and will catch u all sooner or later.

Almost There
Hi again everyone,,it's me, the pest As you all should well know by now, I have been in a contest all week. I have greatly appreciated all o you that have been by to comment for me, wether it was 1 comment or 100,,I really appreciate all of you Well today is the last day of the contest,,finally lol and i was just informed that it closes at 1:30 EST. So if any of you still have the strength to keep going just a tiny bit longer for me, I would be forever in your debt Here is the link 1 last time lol http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=630153&albumid=444087&i=4267899147 Please come by and help me out as much as possible. love ya all and thank you again for everything BATTY

Still Lonely
well its me again, i guess only a few people read these things but i am trying again.i am a father oriented good looking guy just trying to make more friends.come on dont be shy , hit me up . i am a great listener and love to rate pics, so if u do read this at least let me know u read this and show me some cherry luv.it will be greatly appreciated.i told yall that i had my own little world but i am willing to open up to the right people and let u see it, so if ur interested here i am.

Idk
As i sat in my room last night, alot of things had been running through my head, mainly questions about us. I sat there and wondered for a good while. What made you lie? Did you really not want to be with me that bad, that you had to lie? What makes her so much better? Is it her smile? Her eyes,or the way she laughs? Why couldnt i have been the one? Im so twisted inside i dont know what to do anymore. I ache at the thought of your name. Bleeding deep inside, no one knows but i can feel it. Constant reminders of you. No one knows what ive gone through since ive lost you.

Famous People
Have you ever met anyone famous? Most of the famous people I have met have been NFL players. Mostly with the Dallas Cowboys. I have met Terry Bradshaw and I was at a Passion Party with several defensive line players of another NFL team I probably should not mention since they blamed the party for losing their game the next day lol.

Project
i just picked up a 93 chevy cavalier z24 and i am concentrating most my time into this car because i have been trying get the inside of it done before i go to oregon in the next few weeks,i have droped a system and dvd players in it so fare but soon it will get lighting effects and when i return from oregon . i am ordering a body kit for the car, but till then.

Driving Lesson No18
Just keep driving, just keep driving.... Had a great lesson today. :D Going to get my eyes tested this week and get some new specs. Just to be on the safe side. Reading a number plate is right on the limit of my short-sighted focus. If I close my left eye I can read it, but with both open, my left counteracts my right and stops me focusing correctly. So I'm going to get myself a new pair of specs before I put in for my test in 2 lessons time. Ooooh I can't wait - I'll be plotting routes on AA route finder before you know it and irratating the hell out of you all.... Haha (Already got Warrington to Fife bookmarked *snigger* I can call in at Consett and see my best mate, Trace on the way )

Cry Me A River
The 2 things I hate the most CT is overflowing with. 1.)DRAMA 2.)Crybabies. There are so many attention whore crybabies on here. I'm sorry if I offended any of you but I'm just calling it like I see it. Chances are if I offended you though your one of those people.

Life Love And The Persuit Of Happyness
why be in love if you r in hell you cant and the only way you can get out of hell if you love and make better but every thing you want is like a big circle one thing starts and then it finshes why does life seam like that your born to die born to hate then love every thing is in a circle wtf up with that why can life be simple if some one in love why do they fall out why if some one born then end up dieing cuz they need help and some one to take care of them again why breath air if you cant see it and are we breathing air or posin why not be able to choise when you want to die why be on life suppuort and be in pain why make some one feel love just to get ass why cant you be inloved and get ass why is the sky blue why is the grass green why not know these thing insted of asking life is a jurney so sit back and take a ride it might be a bumpy one with alot of suprizes thats how life works thats all i got to say bye

It's Down To 3: A Simulblog!!...
The longest series in the history of American Idol is coming to a close. But first we have to execute the historically-cursed fourth-place finisher. Then next week we can sit and watch as the three remaining kids are forced to sing a song chosen for them by one of the three stooges, one chosen by the main stooge Clive Davis, and one song that the kids get to choose for themselves.Because THIS is American Idol.And this is a Simulblog, where the action unfolds as it's airing on the east coast, so if you want to be SHOCKED, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.And since the shoutbox appears to be "down for maintenance" please feel free to chat using the comment thread in this entry.Ryan brings up the fact that fourth place is traditionally cursed and hints around that we may be surprised yet again as he intros the retrospective of the night before. Followed, of course, by the random person on the street reviews that none of us really care about.Over 45 million votes were cast, Ryan tells

This Is Jordin's Now...
Can't believe that it's finally over....I'm excited....& sad!! Too sad to blog anything else just yet...be back soon I'm back, but now I'm forlorn(let me come back again & I'll find another synonym). Well, it's not really over, but you all know what I mean. I mean we're all basically on the same wavelength here. Stupid schtick with the 3 judges(Simon cleavage & Paula's ***??) Timefiller galore! Hey were any of you aware that both finalists auditioned in Seattle & the songwriting finalist is from Seattle?? Synchronicity, baby!!! Something in the neverending foggy skies?? But that song from the contest. Did the AI fans pick that one? It just proves that they have no better taste than the producers have. I could write a better song in the shower....and have. Maybe I should submit it next year. Perhaps that's a conflict of interest.... And Jordin actually made it tolerable. With that, I guarantee she's going to win this whole kit & kaboodle. Blake's facial expressions mirrored what I tho

Mr. Happy?
The penis............... Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1- I do physical labor 2- I work at great depths 3- I plunge head first into everything I do 4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5- I work in a damp environment 6- I don't get paid overtime 7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 8- I work in high temperatures 9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1- You can not work 8 hours straight 2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods 3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations 5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to sta

Kisses
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Head; Your my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; I like you. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ ¢¾What the gesture means¢¾ -Holding Hands; We fit perfectly together. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain love you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I love you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ ¢¾Advice¢¾ Don't ask for a kiss, take one....... If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

This Is Not Why They Are Here! Damn!!
FROM THIS:TO THIS:FROM THIS:TO THIS:FROM THIS:TO THIS:FROM THIS:TO THIS:FROM THIS:TO THIS:FROM THIS:TO THIS: THIS IS WHAT WE "WACKO" ANIMAL ACTIVISTS FIGHT FOR!!! AND THIS IS JUST A GLIMPS!! WALK A MILE IN OUR SHOES BEFORE YOU JUDGE!! BETTER YET, WALK A MILE IN THEIRS!!!!!!!!!!SLS2

Grad What Else To Do Now
i have grad hs a year late but did it um but what is there to do now be mom be a girl with no jobs go back to school i dont know what i should do what can help me out in the long run help if want what should i do its nice to do shit that cool and be happy you know

Questions???
I sit here all alone day in day out wondering what I could have done?What would make you realize that going on this way is something I just can't do? You think because you "pay" for me that I will look the other way? That I won't see what you do? That I can't tell how you feel? Even when your here are you really? You think just because I let you get away with things you can hurt me all the time? Do you know what it's like to live in the silence? The past replaying in my head? What could have been? What will never be? You left a long time ago like a season that comes on slow but is over before you know it. Are you ever going to except some responsibility? Any at all? Ever realize that how much you give from your pockets will never measure what's in your heart? That all I ever wanted was you? Other things are nothing! They will never be important to me. Why is it when I am all you have you push me away? Why are you so scared to just let go? Let go of the past and hold on to our future? T

Does This Make You Mad? :(
Okay well I spent a good part of the morning giving out my 11's to people I dont know, and commenting on there page. Just trying to be nice and meet some new people and out of the 30-40 people I did this to, only 2 of them came by my page and did the same to me. Does anyone else have this problem, and does it bother you? I just dont know why I bother anymore! :( Make me sad... Beckie

Comments
We really appreciate everyone who visits our site and leaves us comments, messages, picture comments etc. Please try to limit the size of the comment images that you leave here. If it's 1/4 of our page it's going to be deleted. Don't take it personally. Leave us lots of little ones!! We love the idea of bulletins. In fact we post them once or twice a week ourselves. We do take the time to read each bulletin that is posted. Keeping that in mind we recently deleted some "friends" who decided to post racially insensitive bulletins ( more like diatribes ) . Everyone has opinions. If you have opinions that will offend others it might not be a good idea to post these for the world to see. There are other sites that you can post that CRAP on. These "friends" have been permenantly blocked - they do not have the opportunity to explain as their emails are also blocked. Let's keep it clean and when the bell rings come out dancing. Those who do not agree to the above send me a message at Rev

Thankfulness
Well yet again I end up at our local chop shop aka the hospital...As I sat there for almost seven hours I realized just how much I hate the entire medical system. As some of you know I recently had surgery and through no fault of my own ended up with a "common" infection from this particular procedure. Only by the grace of God did I not end up having to be admitted, wasting even more of my precious life in that God-forsaken place. It did however give me the opportunity I was asking for earlier, the ability to shut off the voices and retreat into myself. All of us at one time or another need some solitude, and I enjoyed mine. I am actually more peaceful and now ready to look down the gun barrel of life yet again. I am ready to be healed inside and out, take on new endeavors and embrace all that life throws at me, good or bad. As I exited hell (hospital), into a waiting car driven by my best friend, I was delivered home to be surrounded once again by the people that love and sup

She Hit My Car
OMG shit hit my car my life my car!!!!!!!!!!!! i have had my car for 2 yrs tahts its june 26th 2005 my car is my life my everything i transport my ceints in it its how i work. and OH my GOD i hurt SOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad i literitally know the saying i feel like i got hit buy a truck. needless to say despite the bumps and bruises im ok dont know what i am going to do about the car or how to go about doing it. the car is totaled for sure. i did post some pictures of it thats all i will have my poor car my poor body lol im still in a state of shock and aww. well time for a pain pill its to much pain for me to handel

Domesctic Violence It Is Not Just Hitting
Domestic abuse by a spouse or intimate partner knows no age or ethnic boundaries. Domestic abuse can occur during a relationship or after a relationship has ended. The victims of domestic violence and spousal abuse are five to eight times more likely to be women than men. However, men can also be the victims of domestic abuse. A common pattern of domestic abuse is that the perpetrator alternates between violent, abusive behavior and apologetic behavior with apparently heartfelt promises to change. The abuser may even be very pleasant most of the time. Therein lies the perpetual appeal of the abusing partner and why many people are unable to leave the abusive relationship. However the psychological and physical dangers of staying in an abusive relationship are severe. The first step in ending the misery is recognition that the situation is abusive. Then you can seek help. Domestic abuse between spouses or intimate partners is when one person in the relationship tries to control t

Where We Need To Be
Priority Team one ends 21st Team one :- Em, Bev, Tasha, Clair, Georgia and Nicki_J Priority Team two ends Fri 5pm Cherry Time Team two :- Honey, Mya, Irishtop6969, Andy, Rated NSFW, Kristene Lyn Founders will help on both If you feel you need more help on your team give us a shout we will see what we can do Any problems contact both founders Thank you

Frustrated!
Date: September 29, 2006 When I became 18yrs old I was hanging out w/ some bad influences who I thought were my friends and did some real stupid shit. I got a bank account and was trying to save money but that didnt last for long because after a couple of years I then started to write some bad checks cause my friends had talked me into it. Once I started it,, and seen how easy it was then I kept going till the checks wouldn't go through anymore. Now it's been like 10yrs and I have been wanting to own my own home so I have something stable for my children. I been through a homebuying education course and got my certificate, plus have spent the last 4-5yrs cleaning up my credit and building credit. The one thing I'm pissed about is that 10yrs ago I recieved a certified letter in the mail at my mother's address and she signed for it knowing I told her to NEVER sign ANYTHING for me. It just happened to be a court document for me to go to court in regards to a few of the bad checks I wr

What To Do If You Get A Traffic Ticket
This advice was sent by a retired State Farm agent! The system has been tried and it works in every state. If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or whatever the case may be, you're going to get points on your license. This is a method to ensure that you DO NOT get the points. When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $79.00 make the check out for $82.00 or some small amount over the fine. The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference; however, here is the trick: DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK! Throw it away! Points are not assessed to your license until all financial transactions are complete. If you do not cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The system has received it's money and is satisfied and will no longer bother you (and no points will be added to your license). This information comes from an unmentionable computer company that sets up the standard databases used

7/18/07 Hi
had a great weekend wife and i went out to a comedy show and dinner saturday and then took our mothers out for their birthday on sunday. Are moms share the same birthday hers turned 80 mine 68 My wife realy has me woried as fuck!but i can't tell her that she has had irgegular hart beat no big deal right? ohh it is she can not have surgery for a pace maker and the meds they give her to help causes shortness of breath thats all she needs since she has no lung power now! and can't turn the oxygen up any higher ohh fucken Yay she aint ill enough to bust my chops bless her hart =) i am on my way for another test on my throat right now need to go get ready have a good day folks and smile damn it life is to short !

My Goal
date: 02/2007 Hey everyone, I just signed up to earn my high school diploma yesterday and I'm so excited! I'm going to school at Penn Foster High School (online). I've tried for many years to go back to school and get my high school diploma or at least get my GED, but something always got in my way. It was ethier I didn't have a ride, a babysitter, I had to move, or I was in/out of the hospital. I've been on the search lately in the last 2 weeks to find a way I could go back to school that wouldn't cost me alot of money due to I'm on a fixed income, and wanted something to work into my schedule with four kids, appointments,etc. I found Penn Foster online during my search and filled out the form, and they contacted me back within two days. I was in shocked to hear from them so quick, but the most shocking news was when they told me that the total price including books and materials was $985.00! I'm thinking there's no way I could afford that with my income raising f

Beauty Of A Woman.....
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman with time, only grows..

Easter Bunny
In memory of all the bunnies we couldn't save. I remember Easter Sunday It was colorful and fun The new life that I'd begun In my new cage. I was just a little thing When they brought me from the store And they put me on the floor In my cage. They would take me out to play Love and pet me all the time Then at day's end I would climb In my cage. But as days and weeks went by I saw less of them it seemed Of their loving touch I dreamed In my cage. In the night outside their house I felt sad and so neglected Often scared and unprotected In my cage. In the dry or rainy weather Sometimes hotter sometimes colder I just sat there growing older In my cage. The cat and dog raced by me Playing with each other only While I sat there feeling lonely In my cage. Upon the fresh green grass Children skipped and laughed all day I could only watch them play From my cage. They used to take me out And let me scamper in the sun I no longer get to run In my cage. Once

Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing.

Laundry Joke
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!"

How I Feel Sometimes
I hate looking myself in the mirror, I hate knowing I have fear. I hate seeing what isn't there, I hate feeling that I am scared. I hate believing what isn't true, I hate believing and trusting you. I hate crying myself to sleep, Forgive me for I have dreams. I feel left out and all alone, With no one to call my own. My eyes are red and I cry blood, Please help me or I'll cry a flood. My friends see what I let them see, If they only could see the true side of me. And as I die inside with pain, Please don't think that I'm insane. Cause believe it or not I have a heart, That's been slowly torn apart.

You Have Been Fucked
2007-07-17 07:25:41 YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 ba

7-17
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard(what a horrible word.) , or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on Cherrytap that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message saying "I'm Yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". If you have no interest in the person at all send them a message that states "no comment".... SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person who will.

Very Important Issue All Members Read!!!
WwW.SparkleTags.Com DUE TO SEVERAL FACTORS I HAVE DECIDED TO DISBAN OUR FORMAL LEVELING CREW ALTOGETHER. I APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF OUR PEOPLE IN THE CLUB FOR HAVING TO DO THIS BUT REALLY WE HAVE GROWN SO MUCH AND HAVE SO MANY MEMBERS TO LEVEL NOW AND NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE DOING THE LEVELING THAT IT HAS NOW BECOME A FULL TIME JOB FOR US WHO ARE JUMPING IN AND DOING IT. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WORK SCHEDULES AND JUST LIFE IN GENERAL I GUESS HAS PREVENTED SOME OF YOU FROM PARTICIPATING AND I AM DOING ON MY FULL TIME JOB AS WELL MYSELF AND NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO IT!! YESTERDAY WE LEVELED 6 PEOPLE BEFORE NOON! AND THAT TAKES SOME WORK AND TIME! WE HAD A WONDERFUL RESPONSE TO THE CALL, HOWEVER THE ISSUE IS TIME FOR ME I ALMOST GOT FIRED! YOU WILL BE POSTING YOUR OWN BLOGS WHEN YOU GET READY TO LEVEL AND BULLETINS IF YOU WISH TO. IF WE ARE ONLINE AT THE TIME I ASK ALL MEMBERS TO STILL GO IN AND HELP YOUR FELLOW CLUB MEMBER T LEVEL THAT IS WHAT WE ARE ALL ABOUT HELPING EACH OTHER OUT IN HERE!

Blood Pressure
So i quit taking all supplements. and prolly gonna make a dr appt later today. i just checke dmy blood pressure and its way high. it runs in my family which sucks. i totally take care of myself, excercise and eat right and i have to deal with this crap. gonna go on a cleaning cycle. basically vitamins only, water and green teas and stuff. try to flush any caffiene and stuff out of my system and see if it helps.

More Information For Kim Kardashian - From Boxxet - July 01, 2007
This Boxxet RSS feed for Kim Kardashian contains only content that has been rated as "Better" or "Best." Below are rated "Good" by Boxxet. You can go to the Boxxet for Kim Kardashian to see even more. * Candids: Kim Kardashian in Hollywood -- by Sheena from Saiko Jungle * Grumpy Links -- from The Grumpiest * Kim Kardashian - Candids, 2007.06.27 -- from Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Gossip Board * Real Quick: Charles In Charge Lied To Us -- They Should've Given ... -- from Wendy Wayrad * MUST-READ HOOPLA -- by Chi from URBAN-HOOPLA.COM * Weekend Backwash -- by Spar

Ex-con Paris Hiltons New Beginning
Paris Hilton has called her jail sentence a new beginning. The hotel heiress - who spent 23 days in a California county jail for driving with a suspended licence - wants to turn her back on her wild partying ways. Paris told US chat show host Larry King: "They say when you reach a crossroad or a turning point in life, it really doesn't matter how we got there, but it's what we do next after we got there. "Usually you arrive there by adversity, and it is then, and only then, that we find out who we truly are and what we're truly made of. It's a process, a gift and a journey, and if we can travel it alone, although the road may be rough at the beginning, you find an ability to walk it. A way to start fresh again. "It's neither a downfall nor a failure, but a new beginning. And I felt like this is a new beginning for me, to see jail - and I just used it as a journey to figure out myself and who I am and what I want to do. There's just so much more to me than what people think

Why??
I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?" "No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on the beach?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." Then he looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a shit?"

Doctor Stories...
Subject: Embarrassing Medical Stories Funny EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs --- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a Wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a pa

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobies On Paltalk, Rich Vos, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus This Weekend, New Videos Online, What The He
Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you for the early morning boobies! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's hot as hell in the New York area, and it's PERFECT BOSOM WEATHER! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how much pizza, pasta, and cheesesteaks you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese. Speaking of shirts... (Check out what Carmen is wearing!) The l

The Heart
The Heart Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..." "You'll find Jesus there," the boy interrupted. the surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he continued, to see how much damage has been done..." "but when you open up my heart, you'll find Jesus in there," said the boy. The surgeon looked to the parents, who Sat quietly. "When I see how much damage has been done, I'll sew your heart and chest back up, and I'll plan what to do next." "But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The Bible says He lives there. The hymns all say He lives there. You'll find Him in my heart." The surgeon had had enough. "I'll tell you what I'll find in your heart. I'll find damaged muscle, low blood supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well." "You'll find Jesus there too. He lives there." The surgeon left. The surgeon sat in his office, recording his notes from the surgery, "...damaged aorta, damaged pulmonary vein, widespread muscl

A Dream To Me...
To love someone, would be sweet and fun, she would be my sun, that brightens my day, to hold her close and to say, im so glad to have you today, to love with ultimate desire, would put both of our hearts on fire, neither one would ever tire, to embrace whats real, to desire what you can not have, to need her love, as it feels it was sent from above, longing for her touch, wanting it so much, hopeing she would see the real me, to have her set my soul free, she is my soft summers breeze, that gently knocks me to my knees, longing for her touch, wanting it ever so much, as time goes by, i ask myself why, why my love cant be found, it travels all around, no one see's me for what i am, all i serch for is my dream, the dream to have you with me.

Life
Life has its ups and downs, good times and bad times, happiness and sorrow, easy streets and rough roads. Knowing this is seeing the big picture, and when we see the big picture we are able to identify the value in each and every experience that comes our way. Perception is the key to seeing the big picture, and we can benefit from all that we experience when we see each individual experience as it relates to the big picture. In the final analysis, positive perception is the key.

Feeling Better
BOY DAYS SEEM TO BE RUNNING BY.. I FINALLY DONT COUGH MUCH AND CAN SLEEP MUCH BETTER.. UNLESS I GET HOT FLASHES..LOL NOW THATS SOMETHING I CANT DO MUCH ABOUT.. BUT I DONT SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF TIME ONLINE I AM MOSTLY AT MY DAUGHTERS SWIMING OR SOMETHING WITH GRANDKIDS.. BUT SOON THEY WILL BE OFF TO SCHOOL AND HAVE MORE TIME HERE.. JUST REMMBER I DO CARE.. SO KEEP IN TOUCH AND I WILL TOO AS MUCH AS I CAN.. I TRY TO GET TO EVERYONES PAGE BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW ALWAYS TAKES A LOT OF TIME .,. HAVE A WONDERFUL *HUMP* DAY.. HUGSS AND LOVE TO ALL GERI

Hmmm
well the kids break up for their summer holidays on friday , and what with the shitty weather im thinking its gonna be major boring for all of us , im prayin to god it gets warmer then they wont have to be stuck in the house all day long for weeks on end , so heres hoping we have lots of sun so we can at last use the pool lol xx

Someone
Right now at this very minute . someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone think you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and h

Now Which One Is The Brake?
Good Morning and hello there world. Ever have one of those incidents where your foot forgot which one was the brake and which was the gas pedal? Well me either, but this is not about you or me just the other guy…hmmm this should be an Insurance Companies slogan…Watch out for the other guy or the other guys other foot… Now, Which One Is the Brake? Elderly drivers' recent lapses of concentration, stepping on the gas instead of the brake: An East Meadow, N.Y., man, 91, crashed into his wife (March). [WNYW-TV (New York), 3-7-07] A prominent biochemist from the 1940s, age 88, crashed through a wall of the Civic Center in San Rafael, Calif. (June). [San Francisco Chronicle, 6-15-07] An 84-year-old woman, playing golf with another woman, accidentally ran her down in her golf cart, Medford, Ore. (April). [Mail Tribune (Medford), 4-25-07] A Shiloh, Ill., woman, 84, drove into the cafeteria of Shiloh Elementary School, hitting one girl (January). [St. Louis Post-Dispatch-AP, 1-30-07] A Deland,

Walls
My heart rings out like drops in an empty pail, Freezing to the touch my will gaurds it without fail. It crys out so deep wanting someone to hear, Its song echoing it wants you near. My mind races to put up more walls, I see you smile and they begin to fall. Like running backwards a race I can't win, Your eyes sparkle and my walls cave in. All the past pain and hurt slip away, Being replaced like the sun of a new day. You grace and beauty have set my heart at ease, Your heart and soul I will now try to please.

Street Life
THE LIFE OF A GANG MEMBER Current mood: indifferent Category: News and Politics Inside Look at the Life of a Gang Member Reported by: Carlos Correa 02/22/2007 09:20pm More than ten years ago the city of Springfield experienced an increase in gang activity when a group of Gangster Disciples from Chicago moved into town. With the help of local groups, the gang problem decreased until last year when new signs of activity surfaced. Now, there are some new strategies in place that aim to prevent gangs from becoming a permanent fixture. The Community Partnership of the Ozarks joined forces with the Springfield Police Department to send a strong and clear message that gang activity is not welcomed here. Graffiti is a tell-tale sign that gangs are in business. Statistics show gang activity is often found among low-income, minority communities, but the recent grand jury formed by the Greene County Prosecutor's Office found the gang population here to be just the oppos

Religion
Proverbs 4:14-17 Category: Religion and Philosophy Do not enter the path of the wicked, And do not walk in the way of EVIL. Avoid it, do not travel on it; Turn away from it and pass on. For they do not sleep unless they have done evil; And their sleep is taken away unless they make someone fall. For they eat the bread of wickedness, And drink the wine of violence.

This Is Not Normal
READ THIS ! This is not just a normal bulletin. This is a large problem in the United States, and we need it to stop! Many teens and young adults get abortions. Over 1,000,000 abortions are done in the US alone, each year. To reduce this risk, put into consideration of babies and give them a chance. They want to live! Not be murdered! Every child was put here for a reason, don't stop their chances of being something big!!!This is inside of the placenta"I could've been a future president!!!""Mommy, didn't you love me?"ABORTION IS WRONG!STOP KILLING BABIES!"Was I really a mistake?""I'm sorry you didnt love me enough to give me a chance!""I could've been a doctor and found a cure for cancer!"Please re

Rambles Of A Crazy Woman
well I am somewhat settled in my new quarters. also was able to hook the net up on my lap top. been very busy with moving and sorting out drama in my life. although I have the net back, does not mean I will be around as much as I was before, namely due to the fact I have to pay off some bills, very big bills and thus will be working a lot more than usual. tell you what though, right now I am really not in the best mood. I just very recently discovered that one of my online friends has been lying to me. and I hate to say it but it really does cast a foul light on all my online friends. makes me think, well if that one person can spin such a lie, who else of these people I speak to online are lying to me. I suppose I have lost a little faith in the online society. I just think that, portraying a false image of your personality, lifestyle or even physical body to the online world is worthless, it will not get you anywhere and all it does is feed your mental problems. we need to rememb

Crunch Time
Hi again everyone,,it's me, the pest :P As you all should well know by now, I have been in a contest all week. I have greatly appreciated all o you that have been by to comment for me, wether it was 1 comment or 100,,I really appreciate all of you :)Well today is the last day of the contest,,finally lol and i was just informed that it closes at 1:30 EST. So if any of you still have the strength to keep going just a tiny bit longer for me, I would be forever in your debt :) Here is the link 1 last time lol http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=630153&albumid=444087&i=4267899147 Please come by and help me out as much as possible. love ya all and thank you again for everything BATTY :)

The Meaning Of Democracy
The Controlled Media Have the Most Say in Who Is Elected By Dr. William Pierce As November approaches, the controlled news media are focusing the attention of Americans more and more on that quadrennial ritual of our democracy: choosing a new Maximum Leader to occupy the big, white fortress on Washington's Pennsylvania Avenue for the next four years. They're working hard to make us all breathless with excitement trying to guess whether it'll be Bill or Bob, but my guess is that the winner this time will be "none of the above," by a wide margin. Which is to say, I believe that we'll see more qualified voters staying away from the polls than actually voting for either candidate this time. That will be a continuation of an already well established trend, but the characters of the two candidates this time (or rather, the all too evident lack thereof) will give a big boost to that trend. I should confess right now that I have an essentially bottomless contempt and loathing for Mr. Clin

The Cost Of A Soldier
THIS IS SOMETHING I FOUND ON A FRIENDS PROFILE AND I HAD TO PUT IT ON MINE MORE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THIS AND UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A SOLDIER! THANK YOU SIMPLYRED FOR LETTING ME POST THIS ON MY PROFILE TOO. The Cost of a Soldier A True Soldier is tough indeed standing tall and strong when there is a need A Soldier also feels sadness, pain, and sorrow Sometimes not looking forward to the trials of tomorrow When a Soldier is wounded in battle the nerves of his buddies it does rattle When news reaches friends and family at home how their worries and minds begin to roam A wounded Soldier feels inadequate at best stopping him from much needed healing rest A wounded Soldiers wonders will he ever be alright, trusting in God that he'll make it through the night. When a Soldier is wounded far beyond repair the loss and pain felt can not compare The Cost of a Soldier is set so very high they assure our freedom will always apply To stand beside a Sold

I Have A New Friend
i have a new friend and his name is karma this friend of mine is a great friend cause i noticed in my life everyone who has hurt me realises what they have done and a ex i was with 3 years ago i can make her cry and feel like shit if i told her what she did to me i kinda starting to think its kinda funny cause i know for all the pain that anyone puts me threw no matter what there always going to feel more pain then i do for it and honestly i'm ok with that cause i can be the nicest person out there untill you hurt me but i do feel one thing that everyone out there deserves a chancee so for you few that reads this never sell your self short if you do only person you are hurting is you when you see a great thing come by in life grab it and hold onto for you never know when another great thing will stop by its not a bad thing to take chances at all sometimes its a very good thing cause those chances that we take in life makes your life the best it ever could i mean if you ever look back o

Here Are Mine. Take It For Yourself And We'll See Who Gets Closer.
The Ultimate Deathly Hallows Predictions Exam Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4 by Leaky Staff Well done Lyle Wilson! Here are a list of your predictions: Where are Harry, Ron and Hermione on the UK cover? Somewhere at Hogwarts Who is standing behind Harry holding a sword? Kreacher Why are Ron and Hermione in dress robes on the cover? They come straight from Bill and Fleurs wedding Who or what is reflected in Harry's glasses? Someone or something else Who does the treasure we see belong to? Albus Dumbledore Is the sword that the person behind Harry is holding Griffindors sword? No When is the scene on the UK cover taking place? In the summer, right after the wedding Why does the UK adult cover have the Slytherin locket on it? It just means that the Slytherin locket is a Horcrux, and Horcruxes are, of course, going to be very important in book 7 Where are Harry and Voldemort on the US cover? Somewhere we haven't been yet What are they doing? Harry is tr

Farewell Speech
Jefferson Davis January 21, 1861 Speech on the Floor of the United States Senate Printer-Friendly Version I rise, Mr. President, for the purpose of announcing to the Senate that I have satisfactory evidence that the State of Mississippi, by a solemn ordinance of her people, in convention assembled, has declared her separation from the United States. Under these circumstances, of course, my functions are terminated here. It has seemed to me proper, however, that I should appear in the Senate to announce that fact to my associates, and I will say but very little more. The occasion does not invite me to go into argument; and my physical condition would not permit me to do so, if it were otherwise; and yet it seems to become me to say something on the part of the State I here represent on an occasion as solemn as this. It is known to Senators who have served with me here that I have for many years advocated, as an essential attribute of State sovereignty, the right of a State to s

Speech To The State Legislature Of Mississippi
Jefferson Davis December 26, 1862 Printer-Friendly Version Friends and Fellow-Citizens, Gentlemen of the House of Representatives and Senate of the State of Mississippi: You have been involved in a war waged for the gratification of the lust of power and aggrandizement, for your conquest and your subjugation, with a malignant ferocity, and with a disregard and a contempt of the usages of civilisation, entirely unequalled in history. Such, I have ever wamed you, were the characteristics of the Northern people—of those with whom our ancestors entered into a Union of consent, and with whom they formed a constitutional compact.… After what has happened during the last two years, my only wonder is, that we consented to live for so long a time in association with such miscreants, and have loved so much a Government rotten to the core.… You in Mississippi have but little experienced as yet the horrors of the war. You have seen but little of the savage manner in which it is waged by

Dont Shave Ya Ass Hair
This didnt happen to me but its funny as hell Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet

The Cornerstone Speech
The Cornerstone Speech was delivered extemporaneously by Vice President Alexander H. Stephens, and no official printed version exists. The text below was taken from a newspaper article in the Savannah Republican, as reprinted in Henry Cleveland, Alexander H. Stephens, in Public and Private: With Letters and Speeches, before, during, and since the War, Philadelphia, 1886, pp. 717-729. I am indebted to Justin Sanders and Ed Frank for sending me photocopies of the speech from the Encyclopedia of the Confederacy, and to Joe Hartley for scanning it in. ==================== At half past seven o'clock on Thursday evening, the largest audience ever assembled at the Athenaeum was in the house, waiting most impatiently for the appearance of the orator of the evening, Hon. A. H. Stephens, Vice- President of the Confederate States of America. The committee, with invited guests, were seated on the stage, when, at the appointed hour, the Hon. C. C. Jones, Mayor, and the speaker, entered,

Adjusting
So I spent 5 weeks in Mexico at the University of Guadalajara and I came back home. Found it a little funny when I went places and started to speak spanish and not even realize it til i noticed the funny looks on faces. Never knew how much I would miss being able to walk up to someone and speak spanish and get my ideas across. Now I can not wait til I can find people on here that can speak to me in spanish and others in my town or even til I head back to Mexico!!!

Racism
magnify in an earlier blog, i commented on my paternal grandfather being a grand dragon in the KKK. on the other side of the blanket, my maternal grand father was a black slave, maternal grandmother a frenchwoman. this sparked quite a lively conversation with my friend cheryl, and the similarities between our upbringings from so diverse parts of the country...she from here, and me from the south. what started boiling in my little brain after that conversation, was, wondering if my grandfather knew this little tidbit of information. was that why he was so mean to me? not to say that i didn't feel loved by him, i did... he just picked on me, and laughed. i know i gleaned the information that there was a "nigger in the woodpile" from my father...not my mother, who is, if anything, more prejudiced than my KKK papa. i never felt like daddy held it against me, though, not like she did. i was the butt of her mean little jokes when i was small. when she and my daddy broke up, we were as

Eek
i love this song. i wish it didn't bumm me out. Calling You... Blue October Theres something that i cant quite explain i'm so in love with you you'll never take that away and if i said a hundred times before expect a thousand more you never take that away well expect me to be calling you to see if you're ok when i'm not around asking if you love me i love the way you make it sound calling you to see do i try too hard to make you smile to make a smile well i will keep calling you to see if you're sleepin are you dreamin and if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me i cant believe you actually picked...me i thought that the world had lost its sway (its so hard sometimes) then i fell in love with you (then came you) and you took that away (its not so difficult, the world is not so difficult) you take away the old show me the new and i feel like i can fly when i stand next to you so what if I'm on this phone a hundred miles from home i take the

A Person I Know Needs Your Prays...
a girl i know tried to take her life today, all because of the abuse she took from an ex, please pray for her.. she has children who need her and love her very much.. hope the loser who caused this is happy that he ruined her life.....

I'll Be There..
I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When no one is there for you ♥-When you think no one cares ♥-When the whole world walks out on you ♥-When you think you're alone I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When the one you care about most could care less about you ♥-When the one you gave your heart to isn't ♥-When someone throws something in your face. ♥-When the person you trusted betrays you ♥-When the person you share all your memories with cant even remember your birthday. I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When all you need is a friend to listen to you whine ♥-When all you need is someone to catch your tears. I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When your heart hurts so bad that you cant even breathe ♥-When you just want to crawl up and die. I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When you start to cry ♥-Or when hearing that sad song ♥-When the tears just won't stop falling down. I'LL BE THERE.. ♥*So you see I

Capricorn Horoscope July 18 2007
Someone loves you more than you know. They may not necessarily be great at expressing their feelings now for fear that you don't reciprocate. If you feel the same, give 'em a hint. If not, be kind, firm and clear about that.

Please Pray For My Best Friend Vicki!!!
I just found out a couple of days ago that my Best Friend has been in the hospital with a collapsed lung she is now on oxygen 24/7 and can't sleep in her bed anymore she has to sleep in a chair so she is sitting up so she can breathe.I called her to check on her and she could not hardly talk.She was crying saying she thinks she is going to die and that she is scared.All I could do was cry with her because I don't even know what is going to happen to her.When she came into my life I never even thought we would be friends let alone Best Friends we met through my ex b/f we are now so close that we are more like sisters.She has 2 great kids 15 and 6 and has a great personality that just rubs off on people.I am so bless to have her as my Best Friend.I am praying for her all the time and if you read this I hope you will to.She is a mother,a daughter,a aunt,a niece,and my Best Friend.

Looking Into The Sky
i look in to the sky above. thinking when you come back. will you see what has been done. how we treat eachother. the ones that has fallen from the path. the one that have come back from hardship. the ones that never give up. always working to better themself. always keeping faith in love. never truning there heart to stone. not finding the one true love in ther life. holding on day by day. to the love never givening to them. hurting from the love that was takeing from them.

Uuuuuuuuughhh Pt. 2
Nothing is making any sense anymore. Completely unsure of what to do. I wish I could just figure this out I can't deal with it. I know I can't just sit around and wait for things to change. But things never will. A wise man once told me "History repeats itself" I just didn't think that it would repeat this often Or hurt so much. Will I ever find what I'm looking for? Or am I destined to be alone in this world? You're probably reading this right now.. You know who you are.

~what Slavery Is/what Slavery Is Not~
What Slavery Is What Slavery Is Not slavery is not about suffering . . . . . . slavery is about service. slavery is not about humiliation . . . . . . slavery is about humility. slavery is not about pain . . . . . . slavery is about being present. slavery is not about being used . . . . . . slavery is about being of use. slavery is not about control . . . . . . slavery is about letting go. slavery is not about what is done to you . . . . . . slavery is about what you do for others. slavery is not about abuse . . . . . . slavery is about acceptance. slavery is not about proving anything . . . . . . slavery is about being real. slavery is not about contempt . . . . . . slavery is about respect. slavery is not about how you look . . . . . . slavery is about how much you care. slavery is not about denying yourself . . . . . . slavery is about being open. slavery is not about bondage . . . . . . slavery is about freeing your spirit. slave

A Black Rose For Your Battered Heart.....
So overlooked so damaged an hurt by so many the pain of the years never withering your petals Strong piercing black is how they stay. Waiting watching for the right one...your sweet thorns keeping those undeserving of you at bay with those sharp thorns as they slice through flesh of those that only wish to harm you or wither your sweet petals.... But you saw me as i saw you, you took me into your embrace we held your thorns cutting through making me bleed but i held on through the pain i took in all i could an still took in more, i made your pain my own an broke through each an every barrier you created to protect yourself from pain an heartache....an replaced them with my own. I would never let anything harm you in any way shape or form many can run their mouths an try an make me fail but ive had my eye on you and now i will get what i seek what i want and what i need.... this drug this intoxicating feeling what you do to me isnt normal ive asked you why and how an you simply

Uuuuuuuuughhh.
Fucking dammit. I fucking HATEEEEEEEE being me right now. Too much fucking confusion, and I'm fucking sick of it! -Thinking about getting rid of my CT account- Grrrrrrrrrrrr. (*)?? Fucking pissed off. -crawls into a hole and blows my brains out- The End.

An Iphone Walking Tour Of Dc
WASHINGTON--In our nation's great capital, where line-standing is an occupation unto itself, I was halfway expecting to see hordes of seasoned lackeys holding spots for high-powered lobbyists during my Friday afternoon circuit of five downtown AT&T stores prepared to offer up the iPhone.But alas, instead of the usual guys in bike messenger garb holding up cardboard signs bearing their clients' handwritten names, I was confronted with relatively short lines containing earnest Applephiles, many still donning their buttoned-up office attire and ID card lanyards (among those I spotted: U.S. Department of State, DC government). Many of those who actually agreed to talk to me (remember, this is a city where people like to avoid going "on the record" whenever possible) admitted to be line-standing newbies that had gone starry-eyed over the hype surrounding the sleek gadget.And there wasn't much of Camp iPhone mentality around these parts, either: with only one exception--a guy who refused to

On The Iphone Experience (the Day After)
SETTLING IN Well, it's been over 24 hours that I've had a fully activated iPhone, and I'm really liking it a lot. This despite all the well-publicized quibbles (slower AT&T data network, no Java and Flash on browser, no movies with camera, no physical keyboard, no replaceable battery, non-expandable memory, etc.) And despite the fact that AT&T/Cingular dropped the first call I got on the device. Networks will be networks. What can you do? I still get better coverage in my area on the AT&T/Cingular network, than on T-Mobile, which is the carrier for my Blackberry pearl, my OTHER back-up cell-phone. (Good rationalization, don't you think?) At this point I'm going through the practical issues of how to integrate the thing in my daily routine. It's especially tricky for me since there doesn't seem to be an easy way, YET, to download my contact and calendar info from my Outlook over a Microsoft Exchange server. Syncing Outlook data is no problem if you have a desktop version o