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Old Glory
I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over great institutes of learning. I stand guard with the greatest military power in the world. Look up! And see me! I stand for peace - honor - truth and justice. I stand for freedom I am confident - I am arrogant I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners My head is a little higher My colors a little truer. I bow to no one. I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted - I am respected I am revered - I am loved, and I am feared. I have fought every battle of every war for more than 200 years: Gettysburg, Shilo, Appomatox, San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome, the beaches of Normandy, the deserts of Africa, the cane fields of the Philippines, the rice paddies andjungles of Guam, Okinawa, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Gu

The Way I See It #170
There are many times when dancing is the most unsupportable, ridiculous, unexpected and necessary action. Life should be spent finding those moments and tap dancing through them. -- Christopher Hermelin Starbucks customer from Santa Cruz, California. _________________________________ Please note: The opinions put forth by contributors to “The Way I See It” do not necessarily reflect the views of Starbucks.

Condoms
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3,6,12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March, ONE for

How Sexy Is Ur Zodiac Sign
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. :CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. .:TAURUS The tease¢¾ Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! L

This Will Quack You Up
A Duck walks into a bar. He stands there with a lost look on his face, The Barman asks " what can I get for you ? " The Duck replies " got any bread ? " The Barman looks at the Duck and says " this is a bar we don't sell bread " Several minutes go by and the Barman notices the Duck still standing there and asks him yet again " what can I get you ? " The Duck looks at him with sad eyes and says " got any bread ? " The Barman looks at him and says " mate I told you this is a bar we don't sell bread ", the Barman walks off to the cold room and does some stock-taking.. 20min go by and the Barman returns to see the Duck still standing there, He asked the Duck again what he would like.. The Duck replies with the same thing " got any bread ? " Now the Barman is really getting pissed off with this time wasting Duck and says to him " Listen Duck I have had enough of your time wasting and stupid requests. I'm going to ask you one more time what you want and if you ask f

Interesting Facts..
Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine" 7% say they are "good looking" 7% say they are

Wrote This When I Was 9 Years Old
I WROTE THIS POEM AND HAD IT PUT ON A PLAQUE WITH A PICTURE OF ME AND MY GRANDPA... I WILL SEND A PIC ON OF IT LATER.... GRANDPA AND ME TOGETHER FOREVER NEVER TO PART SPECIAL LOVE STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART HE'S ALWAYS SO CLOSE TO KEEP ME FROM HARM HE'S SO NICE, SO FULL OF CHARM NO ONE COULD BE AS SPECIAL AS HE TOGETHER FOREVER GRANDPA AND ME

"casual Definitions Of Casual Sex" - Pulled From "best Of Craig's List"
Originally posted on Craig's List. Read the original post. Note: This post is presented in its unedited version, and is reposted here because... well, I don't believe in abusing bulletins, and because I thought it'd be an interesting read. Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex Date: 2007-01-14, 7:54PM PST Far be of it for me to intrude upon our illicit activities here on CL (I am indulging too, there's no need to get uptight now, is there?), but after a few crossed wires in my (and all of our) effort to find a warm, willing someone to touch our soft parts, I find a need. Only us overeducated and neurotic San Franciscans can fuck up something simple as casual sex, and all over definitions. So, as a public service, here follows the definitions of some (some is key here) of the sexual liaisons available to the discerning urbanite: Sex With No Strings. Pretty simple, and to the point - humping. Lots of it. Usually in one session - thus, no strings. In other words, no exp

It's A Game
You know someone had a bullentin out that said to describe in one word what you think of me. I thought that was just to damn cute. I loved it. So I thought why not put a blog up & maybe it wouldn't go to my shoutbox or private mail like it did in the bullentin. Now when doing this please repost this anyway you wish & I will damn sure tell you in one word what I think of you. So if you post here I will post there.

An Air Force Officer Was Found Guilty Tuesday Of Raping Four Men
EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. - An Air Force officer was found guilty Tuesday of raping four men and attempting to rape two others. A nine-member military jury deliberated for about seven hours in Capt. Devery L. Taylor's court-martial. Taylor gave no reaction upon hearing the verdict. Taylor, a medic and the former chief of patient administration at Eglin Regional Hospital, faces a maximum sentence of life in prison. Sentencing was to begin Wednesday. "I am pleased. I am emotional, but I am very, very pleased," said Maj. Kathleen Reder, a military prosecutor. "These men can sit up a little straighter now, I am proud of them," she said of the six victims who testified. Martin Regan, Taylor's civilian defense attorney, declined to comment before sentencing. Military prosecutors described Taylor, 38, as a serial rapist who met men in bars, spiked their drinks with the "date-rape" drug gamma-hydroxybutyrate, or GHB, and kidnapped them. Taylor was charged with t

Wed Feb 28, 2007
OK, I decided to try some new stuff. I sang "Cat's In the Cradle". Probably should have waited for the last of the Asian Panda Death Flu to be out of my system. Still, not too shabby. Followed with "Funky Cold Medina" to get the silly song out of the way. Always a good choice. Followed that with "Zoot Suit Riot". That went over well. Needs a little work. Followed that with "Rebel Yell". Needs some work as well. Closed my personal set with "Maria, Maria" by Santana. Broke into a sweat in the middle of the song. It's too high pitched for me. Learned my lesson.

Cry Of Our Hearts
There Is A Great Deal Of Depression That Has Overtaken My Soul, It Floods Within, Into Every Inch That Makes Me Whole. I Wonder And Worry Through Each And Every Thought Of The Day. What Is To Come, To My Dismay? As A Flood Of Tears Pour Out Of Me In All My Expressions, More And More Comes, More And More Depression. I Try To Assure Myself Everything Is Okay But Who Am I Fooling? I Burst Into A Spirit Of Rage. I Have Questions, And There Are No Answers. But I'm Afraid And Much Too Weak, When This Is How I Feel, There's No Wrong Nor Right. But As I Battle with Myself, I Always Lose The Fight. I Feel Intimidated Sometimes By Others, But As I Said "This Is How I Feel." The Pain Is So Very Real. I Lose Control, My Thoughts Go Wild. And Here I Am Only A Child If Only You Knew What I Fought, If Only You Knew What I Thought. I Need Mt thought Held Captive!

Cherry Tap Drama
OK HERE I AM AGAIN, I JUST FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT CHIT. SO TODAY IT IS GOING TO BE CHERRY TAP DRAMA. I DONT KNOW ABOUT MANY OF YOU BUT I HAVE A REAL LIFE AND CHERRY TAP IS WHERE I COME TO RELAX, HAVE FUN AND PLAY. ITS STARTING TO BECOME LESS FUN FOR ME BECAUSE OF THE BICKERING AND THE HATING AND THE DOWN RIGHT JUST PLAIN LE MEANESS ON HERE. I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS, FAMILY AND A FEW FANS, I LOVE THEM ALL BUT BEING TOTALLY HONEST AND NOT MEANING TO HURT ANYONES FEELINGS OR STEP ON ANYONES TOES, I REALLY COULD CARE LESS IF YOU LIKE ME OR DONT LIKE ME. MY PROFILE SPEAKS THAT LOUDLY. I SEND OUT FRIEND REQUEST JUST LIKE I GET FRIEND REQUEST AND YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT YES I ACCEPT ALL FRIEND REQUEST EVEN IF MINE ARENT ACCEPTED. I MAKES ME NO NEVERMIND HERE NOR THERE. I HAVE MET SOME TRUELY WONDERFUL PEOPLE ON HERE AND I HAVE SOME AWESOME FAMILY MEMEBERS ON HERE FROM A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SITE THAT WE NORMALLY HANG OUT ON, BUT I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO SIT HERE AND SAY THIS PERSON IS FAKE

Too Fast ???
Ok, this is really starting to piss me off. For peeps that have a high speed connection, it takes all but 2 seconds to get a pic to come up when you are rating stash and/or pics. But you constanly get the assinine error message that your rating is ignored because your rating too fast ? How irritating is that ? Anyone else agree that they need to do away with this stupid shit? I know I'm not the only one on CT that gets irritated to no end by this, am I correct ?????

Standards
yea um i just thought id put this up as an addition to my "who i'd like to meet" section. standards: well there is a joke around my job "[manager] has low standards and seth has none" now while i was gonna post in here that this was true, recent events (not ida) have changed my thoughts on this. my new standards are that she is niether an alcaholic, pothead (or other drug) or smokers. social drinking is ok, but alchies are a-holes to me. i have often thought pot wasnt that bad, well any "friend" that i hav knonw that does the stuff has turned their back on me. as for smoking, i dislike kissing ashtray lips. beyond that i have no problem with race, i just hate everyone. that too is an old joke, except it is growing on me. every week i get another reason to hate the world. my below blog is good example. maybe my above will be another.

Silly Contest...help?
'ello all....this is me...writing for da hell of it....to self promote this silly contest that i'm in.. i need to be RATED AND COMMENTED...on the contest picture!!.. sooooooo that's where all who reads this...is gonna come in handy!!! i know that contests are totally silly...but wouldja please consider if ya haev nothing else to do for even 5 minutes outta ur busy schedules.... pleaseeeeee rate n comment on my contest pic....haha i'll leave the link...just click on it...and give 'er!!! i really appreciate everyone who takes the time to COMMENT BOMB me..and RATE me as well!!! this contest is on til the 21st of march...soooo we really have lots of time....PULEEEEEEEEEZ comment bomb me as much as ya'll can.... i feel like a total dork...but meh...c'est la vie...haha... C'MON....my boobs aren't THAT bad to look at...*giggles* well this is Danni...signing off...hope ya'll have a great day!! *hjugs n luvs to ya'll* ~~Danni

Hormone Hostage Lol
The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,coworker Or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did yo

60 Things That Girls Dont Know About Guys!
*Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. *"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. *Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. *Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. *Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. *Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. *Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. *A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. *Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. *Don't talk

Harsh Reality
Here's some things I've been thinking lately.. My Dad was right when he told me never to get old, he was right about a ton of stuff actually. I am terrible at relationships, and as of right now I want nothing to do with one. I am fairly promiscuous, I'm not a man whore yet, but I'm in the ballpark. When it comes to women I'm like Jesus, I love them all. But at the same time, I have a real fear of commitment. I would like to have kids someday. I do not want to marry. I want to get tattooed soon. If I win the lotto I'm gonna build a garage that looks like the DeathStar. I want a new car. I want to open my own shop(this one is a real possibility soon). I want to get another bike. I miss my dog. I miss my ex's four year old. I drink a little too much. Even though I'm not broke I still really like Top Ramen. I want to quit smoking. I think I want to move to Denver. I can't wait to get back to Vegas. And finally I think that footage of Joe Nameth being interviewed drunk a couple years ago mi

I Have A Lounge!
APOSRITHU'S SHADOW REALMIt's a place to hang out, do some role-playing online text-style, or just talk about the things that should not be. All I ask is that you check the drama at the door. I won't tolerate flaming.

Lo Gobos!
UNM will trave to Hartford CT, for Round 1 of the Womens NCAA BBall tournament. They are 8th seeded and going up against UW-Green Bay. They play on Sunday! Lo Gobos! On another note... What's there to do in Hartford? I've never been. Anyone close by? Wanna chill? Let me know soon!

Simba Passed Away
I found you when you 3 weeks old...born in an old shed and abandoned by your mother. You were such a sweet cat and so friendly to everyone. I thought of all my cats you would've been the one to die of old age. I'll miss how you would try and comfort me when I was upset. You were a rare and special pet. You will be missed greatly and always loved. You're free now and in a better place. Rainbow Bridge Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, exc

Going Back
Its been almost 7 years aince I visited the place that was once home to me for 20 years of my life. It's been that long since I have seen my bestfriend who just happens to be a guy. He has been the only one that I have kept regular contact with. He is the only one that knows everythign there is to know about me too so it will be really good to see him . I miss him more than I can possibly express. And then there is my brother who I do get to see about twice a year. But I have not seen him down where I grew up. Maryland..it's been a long time! DC clubs. Great Falls. The mountains. Ocean City. Rockville. Champians. Redskins. Private Catholic school. Many memories. Getting drunk at the baldersons in college park. Playing bass guitair with the girl band I was in lol We were so crazy! I dont think we slept much back then or maybe we did It was party tehe night away and sleep all day..I am still a night owl. I still love nighttime. Anyways I am going to VA where my brother lives now and

Don't Buy Citgo Or Petro Express Gasoline!
Don't buy CITGO or PETRO EXPRESS Gasoline!Don't buy CITGO or PETRO EXPRESS Gasoline! CITGO is beginning to change the name of their stations to PETRO EXPRESS Hugo Chavez is starting to feel the loss of revenue from his holdings. He substantially owns CITGO and he is the dictator who has pledged to bring down the U.S. government. This is a very important move that everyone should be aware of. ANNOUNCED JUST RECENTLY, CITGO, BEING AWARE THAT SALES ARE DOWN DUE TO U.S CUSTOMERS NOT WANTING TO BUY FROM HUGO CHAVEZ HAVE STARTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF SOME OF THEIR LOCATIONS TO "PETRO EXPRESS". "PETRO EXPRESS" IS ALSO 100% OWNED BY VENEZUELAN DICTATOR HUGO CHAVEZ. THERE'S NOT A DAY THAT GOES BY WITHOUT HIM "BAD MOUTHING" THE USA AND STATING THAT HE PLANS TO OVERTHROW THE U.S. GOVERNMENT! YET, HE STILL GETS RICH FROM US BY BEING ABLE TO SELL HIS GASOLINE IN THE U.S. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN CHANGE THAT! PLEASE K EEP THIS MEMO GOING SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IS HA

Hosting A Party
1. $3 for every party that is booked with sales of $250+ (You will recieve the credit after the party holds) 2. $2 for every outside order you get 3. $1 for every person who orders at your party 4. 10% of all the party totals 5. $10 for every recruit from your guest list (You will recieve the credit after their kit is shipped out) 6. Free Basic Instinct or a bag of goodies ($26)

Just A Taught
It was a hot summer day...the evening was coolin off but the het was still in the bodies of two people...a young woman in her 30's and a young black man in his 20's....(humnm), the woman was thick but sexxy. The man was thin and built, carmel color, blue eyes and braids in his hair. As they are walkin they are both lookin like DAYMN CAN I GET DOWN...when they get to her house she asked him to come in the house...when in the house they go in the kitchen to get a cold beer...she goes in the other room and comes at him in only bra and thong. She looks at him and says " come one don't play let's do this"...he stands there his dick is hard and blugin in is shorts, knowin he wants her. He grabs her turns her over the table, goes down to her ass and licks her clits from the back.....she moans out, he removes his clothes, and tells her not to move...he pulls her thong off and continues to lick her pussy and play wit her ass..she moans and tries to move away from him over the table...he stands

I Want To Be A Cherry Rockstar
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BE A CHERRY ROCKSTAR. AND I CAN NOT MAKE THAT HAPPEN WITHOUT YOUR HELP SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE NOT RATED MY PICS AND STASH... I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU HELP ME GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL. I NEED ALOT SO PLEASE HIT ME UP . I AM A VERY GOOD FRIEND ON HERE AND IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE TO RETURN THE FAVOR TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED OF SOMETHING BACK PEACE XOXOXO

All Alone
All Alone By: Dustin W. Dennison Left alone in this dismal place Forgotten by the ones I thought cared Not knowing what's to become of my insignificant soul Fearing I might never recover from this state Tears flow from my unhappy eyes And form a stream that flows further away My heart aches for a happiness that has lone since gone Panic of this live forever seeps through my cold veins Scared to be in this place all alone With no one around to save me from pain Accompanied only by anguish that creeps from within Terrified of what the future will entail Will I be condemned to live her forever? Where happiness melts and sorrow takes over Living this life is becoming all too familiar And the remedy for pain is lost in the current Each day that passes another prayer of hope gets diminished Fear traps me in the world of loneliness and hate Pleasure gets buried in this world of misery And life filled with joy has been forgotten and lost Forever perhaps I

Just Feeling Down
Not that anyone cares, but i'm having a horrible night. It's been an all around shitty weekend. I feel so alone. My stress level is through the fricking roof. You'd think i'd be happy to have my internet back and all of my wonderful online friends to chat with and actually I am, just not the same as having someone next to you to actually talk to or give a much needed hug to! I do however admit all of you are wonderful and to those i've chatted with today, thanks for trying to cheer me up and for the smiles! Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day! Love you all! XOXO, Jackie

Baby Girl
Time is growing short it wont be long until you will arrived. So many are happy that you are coming to be with me. Through the pain and surffering I go through will be worth it all When your in my arms I be hold a micearlal from God own hands. Challages lye ahead each one, every second of your life is a lesson to be learned. this world you are come forth into is cold and curl But baby girl I will be here to help you along the way When the world is on your shoulders I will be there to give you the strenght. Baby girl we will have our disagreements but baby girl I will always love you for I see apart of me in you and you, are my baby girl sent from God own hands December 17, 2006

Whats Up
Hey hey....your all problemly lookin for the rest of the story from yesterday...its comin I promise...but the twist to it is someone else is writting the end it is coming from a mans point of view..it will be posted on both our sites his and mine.....its should be here within the next 2 days I promise...keep a look out for more stories by me I am workin one now that my baby boi is helpin me work on...soo hot and steamy ...remember to rate when you visit the page and show mad luv and I will return the luv on ya page all day long.... love, peace, and chicken grease lmao Jen aka MzCrazy

Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Crawl out from under car t

Obession (last One For Now)
Obsession Each waking moment my arms long for yours to hold me, your lips brushing over mine in a fierce kiss of branding How many years and life times have i known you, yet each seem to slip away before I can claim you Once a gentle sweet love now your surrender is my obbsession waiting ,watching, dreaming blood rushing through my viens with its bitter sweet call of victory soon ill have you my love Your kisses growing more and more hungry, as though enternity will never be enough to quench your thirst the thrist of my lips and body, even my soul your mind accepting my thoughts and ways each touch more and more brazon you play a game with me you can not win your body soul and mind will be mine! I accept nothing less life times have gone by, each one longer and longer til my soul screamed Bewitching and enchanting youve stolen my soul, the price is yours in return Tormenting, pushing, struggling will pitted a

Another Day
So, haven't heard about Chase yet... but I know it will be this afternoon before I know anything, I just am not patient at all. I woke up to my oldest crying like crazy this morning with his tummy hurting and burning up with a fever. Could this kid's week get any worse? I feel so bad for him, but hell what can I do. I am taking him to the pediatrician at 2pm this afternoon. Luckily heis feeling a bit better right now. He's drawing which is his favorite past time. Come to think of it, I really need to post some pics of his work... he's awesome... Wahoo, my fries are done... gotta love baked fries... ok so I don't do fried food anymore if possible... too much grease...bad for the heart and all that jazz. I gotta let the damn things cool some though... I'm hungry, but scared I'll puke if I eat. I want to go back to bed, but hate leaving others to take care of my child so I'll be up regardless. Can't seem to figure out things lately. I feel like people are tiptoeing around me, but

Cancerians...
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Hurting.....
i dont really know were to start or were it all began to fall apart, my mind is broke and on these words i choke,my heart aches,my chest caves how can this all just go away all alone once again sitting here,without a friend without a love i thought so true please tell me why did it have to be you, so as i sit here,drinking this beer, i remember there is nothing to fear i have always wondered why i was here and how a word like love could mean and be so dear is there any thing after this, as i stair in the barrel of this 9mm in ignorant bliss,and the hollow point, holds my fates last kiss i wonder were ill go after this take a breath be real calm,all you will hear is a pop and then iam gone slowly fadeing ,letting go because i have nothing left to show,now in the end i cant figure out what this life was about,darkness now going fast i guess this breath is to be my last ,but now no one can hurt me , finally the end ,i still cant remember how all this to late T

Poem 3-25-07
more of my grand words all rolled into one lol there's a light out there,in your light i stare. in the light that shines on to me i cant be denied it pushes me harder and harder than ever before out of the darkness and into the light im back on earth and i found all my might talk to the angels and hear all their words walk with me and we'll feed the poor birds share the time face the light and live to its grandest the power of the child in the white and blue the child that you never knew ....

My Soul Is Yours
There is but one person that has truly touched my soul. I know that things have been hard and not exactly the way we wanted it to be.. but know that I love you and adore you. You are the reason I get up and the reason I do not want to sleep. If I die today, I know that I have truly loved and been loved. I wish I could shout it to all.. but alas that would not do.. you know that i love you and i know you love me. Someday I will show you how very much. I will be at your side always. Watching over you and taking care of you. You are not meant to walk alone. I was sent here to walk with you for all eternity. I love you

Littlefeather & Ravenhair (erotic Story)
She sat in the lunch room trying to eat the sandwich she had brought but it was getting stuck in her throat. Looking out the window, Katlin watched the rain slide down the window and made her heart even heavier. Her birthday was today and she had no one to share it with. Getting up, she didn't know anyone had even been near her until she felt the thump of someones chest hitting hers. Looking up with a red face she started to apoligize but was at loss for words. There standing before her was the most handsome hunk she had ever seen. Black hair that flowed down his back, black eyes that were peircing her soul and dark skinned. "I am so sorry and please forgive me for stepping in your way." Katlin said as the redness of her face began to subside. “Honey that is ok. You can knock me down anytime you want, he replied with his eyes dancing with merriment.” Katlin knew he had to work there too but wondered why she hadn’t met him before. He smiled again and in his smooth voice started talkin

Ben Franklin
bejamin franklin said 'It would be a hard government that should tax its people one-tenth part of their income. but yet here we are over that sorry ben i fear that the dream you had has withered and died you wonder why freedom os speach is under assult it is simple "In those wretched countries where a man cannot call his tongue his own, he can scarce call anything his own... Who ever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech." --Benjamin Franklin are we to become slaves i hope not but rember this Benjamin Franklin, before the Constitutional Convention, (June 2, 1787): "... as all history informs us, there has been in every State & Kingdom a constant kind of warfare between the governing & governed: the one striving to obtain more for its support, and the other to pay less. And this has alone occasioned great convulsions, actual civil wars, ending either in dethroning of the Princes, or enslaving of the people. Generally indeed

Updates On The Seizures
We breezed through December with no signs of a seizure. On January 14, 2007 she came home from a weekend at her dad's saying that her legs hurt. The seizure kinda hurt, mom! I kept a close eye on her and thankfully, nothing came of it. She has been under a lot of stress the last two weeks due to FCAT testing, and it's the time of the month she seems to have seizures. When I went in to wake her up this morning because her alarm had been going off for 10 minutes, I had a feeling but didn't really want to worry. First words out of her mouth were, "I felt weird last night, but I think it's just where my Care Bear flopped over." I of course asked her what she meant she felt weird. She said it felt like her legs were in the bed but she realized it was her Care Bear. But it wasn't her legs, it was her arms. "But it's just where my Care Bear moved." To me, that means she's headed for another seizure. My cousin, who is epileptic, tends to have the tingly feeling in her hands and feet b

Lil Known Joyous Facts
Did you know... She can bend her right index finger enough to touch the back of her hand? She can lay on her stomach and touch her feet to the top of her head? She played the Dad in games of house until she was 5years old? She wears hats to hide her huge forehead? She can suck up a bowl of jello in 9 seconds? She can chug 2 12 oz bottles of apple juice in 20 seconds? She loves apple juice so much her parent had to buy it by the milk crate? She had her first drunken experience at the age of 3? (was totally an accident) Her legs are at least at LEAST 4 inches longer than her torso? Her Confirmation name is Rebecca? She can drink a liter of wine in one sittin? She had her first cigarette on her 16th birthday? She discovered Jack and Cran's greatnes while visitin a Catholic University? Her best friend in grade school made her the avid foottball fan she is today? GO Niners! She can walk 10 miles in 90 minutes? Her longest realtionship was wit a

Have You Ever Lyrics
Have You Ever lyrics Brandy [Chorus] Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever, have you ever Have you ever been in love Been in love so bad You'd do anything to make them understand Have you ever had someone steal your heart away You'd give anything to make them feel the same Have you ever searched for the words to get you in their heart But you don't know what to say And you don't know where to start [Chorus] Have you ever found the one You've dreamed of all of your life You'd do anything to look into their eyes Have you finally found the one you've given your heart to Only to find that one won't give their heart to you Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for the day when they will care [Chorus] What do I gotta do to get you in my arms

Birthday Girl
Birthday Girl At two in the morning the streets were nearly deserted. A lone car raced across an overpass. Street lights and passing signs glinted off it's flawless, shiny exterior. The car negotiated the wet snowy streets with the reckless abandonment of somebody in a hurry. Piles of dirty snow bordered the streets, choking the sidewalks after the recent storm. Few people were out and then only those with urgent business. But unlike most cars on the street, this one contained two beautiful women dressed in lavish evening gowns. "So what kind of party is it?" Kate asked as she watched the passing snow apprehensively. "You'll see. I told you it's a surprise. Have you ever known me to tell secrets?" Ellen asked. They roared through a deep puddle and Ellen pulled her BMW up next to the curb. "No, you asshole," Kate said with a hurt expression. She glanced out her window and ducked down to see the top of the towering building. She couldn't see it

Yearly Physical
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

Profile Ratings
woo hoo now my profile is gettn rated a 1.. wow these ppl r so cool.. well once again i know who it is... and i will give the name of this one.. it is (tonio25) i love when ppl do this to me.. but im not gonna scoop to nebodys childish level.. im here for fun and to make friends, not to downrate ppl or put ppl down.. so once again this i a adult website, not a child website.. but neways ppl need to grow the fuck up again..have a wonderful day every body..Bradley

Poetry
FANTISIES FLYING DESTINIES IGNITING DREAMS FULFILLING LIVES UNITING BODIES MOLDING STORIES UNFOLDING SPIRITS SOARING MINDS ENTWINING SEXUAL CHEMISTRY KISSES LINGERING TOUCHES FLAMING SOULS MELTING US TOGETHER JLG

Breast Cancer Awareness!!
Favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... > > Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast > Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their > site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a > day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to > their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in > the middle). > > This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate > sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammograms > in exchange for advertising. > > Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. > > http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ > /www.thebreastcancersite.com/> > > > AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10 TODAY >>

Lying From You
When I pretend everything is what I want it to be I look exactly like what you always wanted to see When I pretend, I can't forget about the criminal I am Stealing second after second just cause I know I can but I can't pretend this is the way it'll stay I'm just Lying to bend the truth I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be, so I'm Lying my way from you No, no turning back now I wanna be pushed aside so let me go No, no turning back now Let me take back my life I'd rather be all alone No turning back now Anywhere on my own cuz I can see No no turning back now The very worst part of you is me I remember what they taught to me Remember condescending talk for who I ought to be Remember listening to all of that and this again So I pretended up a person who was fittin' in And now you think this person really is me and I'm Trying to bend the truth Cuz the more I push the more I'm pulling away cuz I'm Lying my way from you

Alone Poem
I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows

Venting
Recently I found I had bilateral pulmonary embolism. I was hospitalized and treated for it, however for weeks before they found them I was at the hospital several times and was diagnosed with anxiety while I laid on my floor almost dying. Finally my family took me to another hospital that ran test that showed it but still sent me home. Five days later I get into a doctor who realized the test was positive for the blood clots in the lungs and sent me right to the hospitalized and treated all sounds good but now I have a serve case of anxiety a month after the fact. Or is it anxiety? I have lost trust in the medical field I guess .I feel like I am deteriorating, it has affected my relationship with my boyfriend as well as my children because they don’t know how to help me and are as frustrated as I am. Do I believe them and take it as anxiety. I don’t know what to do. I am not asking for sympathy just venting hoping that if I get it off my chest a lot of prayers and maybe some advice.

A Poem My Daughter Wrote; "break"
Break I hate the way you make feel. I hate everything about you. I hate the way you kissed me. I wish you would just leave me alone. I hope I never see you again. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I will break a thousand bones before thinking about you again. I will break a million sticks before thinking of being with you again. Though everytime I do think of you, I cry. I loved you. I hate being like this. I wish it never happened. Why did it have to end like this? Why did it happen like this. How Could I let it happen like this? I hate not having you in my arms. i just wish I could hold you one last time. It broke my heart to see you go. It hurt me so bad. I can't stand to be without you. I'd do anything to have you in my arms again. This is the end of it all. Goodbye. I won't forget me if you don't forget me. I love you. 'the bloody business of love'

Awsomeness
REFLECTING ALL MY INNER BLISS IN TIMES OF DOUBT AND MEMORIES MISSED ALONE AND YET NEVER LONELY FORGOTTEN BY THE WAY OF LOST DEAMS LEFT TO MY OWN SACRIFICES AND DETERMINED NOT TO FALL PUSHED ASIDE LIKE SOME WASTED YOUTH THEN YOU PULLING ME FROM THE ABYSS IN WHICH I LIVED GATHERING MY CONFIDENCE AS WELL AS MY HEART ALLOWING FOR THIS HEART TO FULFILL ITS DESTINY TO LOVE YOU AND ALL THAT YOU'RE WORTH BUT NOTHING CAN TAKE AWAY THE DARKNESS AND DESPAIR OF NOT HAVING YOUR ARMS AROUND ME TIGHT THE LONELY DAYS ARE PAST THE FUTURE AHEAD IS BRIGHTENED BY YOUR SMILE FOR EACH DAY AND NIGHT THAT I AM YOURS..... I THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME.

So Pissed Off Right Now
Is there not one man on this gods green earth that can tell the truth about anything....I know not every one even not women r perfect, and yes i know women lie also, so men who r reading this, dont think i dont know that women can do and lie jus like men can, but my god, do i have written across my forehead "please lie to me, i love it, i hate being told the truth or even hate having someone be honest with me " i would really like to know, cuase if i do, i will go scrub my forehead....Right now i am sooo pissed and so haten men, im thinkin of turnin lesbian, dont get excited guys, im not really, but if shit keeps up with the men i come across, im going too an no u all cant watch....Yes im venting here and is it helping, i guess, dont reallly know cuase the men i really want to read this, "WONT" so the ones that r reading this, thanks, atleast someone cares enough to know that i know im not perfect, and yes u all compliment me and tell me im sexy and beautiful and hott, and i thank u, b

Ted Nugent's Veiw On The Vt Massacre
I 100% agree. WACO, Texas (CNN) -- Zero tolerance, huh? Gun-free zones, huh? Try this on for size: Columbine gun-free zone, New York City pizza shop gun-free zone, Luby's Cafeteria gun-free zone, Amish school in Pennsylvania gun-free zone and now Virginia Tech gun-free zone. Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial. And America had best wake up real fast that the brain-dead celebration of unarmed helplessness will get you killed every time, and I've about had enough of it. Nearly a decade ago, a Springfield, Oregon, high schooler, a hunter familiar with firearms, was able to bring an unfolding rampage to an abrupt end when he identified a gunman attempting to reload his .22-caliber rifle, made the tactical decision to make a move and tackled the shooter. A few years back, an assistant principal at Pearl High School in Mississippi, which was a gun-free zone, retrieved his legally ow

Life In General
I was just dippin my toes in the jacuzzi, looking at the moon and thinking how lucky I am. I've been dealing with some difficult times lately but overall life is good. . I've got a little better perspective on my limitatinos these days and I can deal with my life not being as easy as it was. I am a survivor

Lost....
i am constantly lost....even online, i dont know where to go and what to say....im in need of something new in my life but that person doesnt exist or is to far way to realize it....i have some bad luck or something around me keeping me from being happy....karma,.. i keep my hopes up knowing that someone in this world loves me and ill eventually find them....dont lose hope..right?...im not exactly sure anymore but i hope someone hears my cry for help....thanks for listening or not listening or whatever...:P stephen c.

Kids And Growing Up
I posted most of this as a comment to a bulletin. But after I read what I posted I decided to pu it in my blog as well. The school shootings are making big headlines and has everyone scared about it happening in their school. The media makes it seem like it is everywhere all the time. The actual percentages of shootings is low when compared to the number of schools there are in America. I wish none would happen as everyone does. But, it is not as big a national crisis as the media makes it out to be. This next section is what I posted in the comment....... I feel we are forcing our children into this mentality. We have police in the schools now. A fist fight = assault; A mad word to a teacher = verbal assault; a pinch on the butt = Sexual assault; A whistle = Sexual harrassment. And we wonder why if they are mad that they take it to the extreme. "If I am going to get into trouble, I might as well do it good." We need to go back and let our kids be kids. Punish them wh

I Slept...
I slept... A tender kiss, a warm embrace, I live each day, to see your face. A smile of gold, and a laugh that's true. These are only a few of the things, I love about you. The way you walk, is care-free and simple, like you don't have a care in the world. Your sexy eyes, outlined with lashes, beautiful and naturally curled. Big strong arms, and beautiful hands, keep me warm and safely kept, I loved the way you sat and held me, while dreamily, I slept... Lindsey Ruth Goolsby Copyright ©2007 Lindsey Ruth Goolsby

A What?
You scored as Dirty Piercings. AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.Dirty Piercings100%Labret Piercing100%Nipples80%Cartilage Piercing80%Lip Piercing40%Tongue Piercing40%Earlobe Piercing30%Belly Button Piercing30%Nose Piercing20%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Please Help Me
IM HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A PERSON THAT I THOUGHT WAS A MAN,BUT HE WAS A DOG! ITS TRULY HARD TO UNDERSTAND HOW HE COULD BE LIKE THIS. BUT HES OUT THERE AND WE NEED TO STOP HIM NOW.HE HAS TOLD 4 WOMEN THAT HE LOVED THEM,AND THAT HE WANTS TO MARRY THEM AND LIVE WITH THEM AND IT SAD THAT HE COULD GET INTO EVERYONE HEART AND PLAY PEOPLE FOR A FOUL. ITS SAD THAT HE THOUGHT HE COULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT .SO PLEASE HELP ME TO GET THIS DOG OUT OF CT. HIS NAME IS PETE AFFRUNTI. ANY WOMEN THAT IS IN CONTACT WITH BEWARE HES A DOG,

To Anyone And Everyone
You either accept me the way I am or you do not. Makes no difference in my world. If you are my friend then be my friend. If you are not then I suggest you leave me alone and please remove me as a friend. Like me, love me or hate me, I can truly say I do not care. Your opinion of me means nothing. Real friends do not threaten or insult because they want their way. It seems a growing number of people feel that is the case though. What a sad reminder of just how disgusting humanity has become. To all of you who are kind and decent you have my undying respect. To the rest, I wouldn't spit on you to put you out if you were on fire. = ) LeRoy

May 15th
NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 Don't pump gas on MAY 15th In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day. If you agree (which I cant see why you wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With it saying, ''Don't pump gas on May 15th"

Lay Down The Law
Dr. Phil's guests are ex in-laws in a bitter fight. Cindy and Randy say their ex daughter-in-law, Michele, is an unfit mother, and their granddaughter lives in danger. Michele says it's all lies. Full Story Cindy and Randy are caught in a family feud with their ex-daughter-in-law, Michele, that is spiraling out of control. They want Dr. Phil to end the battle once and for all. Fighting for Their Granddaughter Cindy and Randy say Michele is an unfit mother, and that their 8-year-old granddaughter is living in danger. Michele says their accusations are all lies! "My ex-mother-in-law, Cindy, is a manipulating person who's trying to destroy my family," says Michele, who was married to Cindy's son, Chris, from 1997 to 2002. She and Chris met 10 years ago when she was 22 and he was 17. "We all kind of dabbled in drugs. That’s how we met," she explains. Michele had a 6-year-old daughter, Lexa, from a previous relationship, and shortly after she met Chris, she became pregnant with

Missing You
I remember Sunday mornings walking on the beach And that place we'd stop for breakfast with the old red vinyl seats The hours of the tide chart The way the sunlight dance upon your face That antique roller coaster you just had to ride I remember how you laughed at the terror in my eyes The color and the detail Just like it was yesterday And I remember how you held me the night my cat died I didn't have to tell you I just broke down and cried You're sewn into the fabric, the pieces of my life And I just can't remember why we said goodbye Up and down this boardwalk lonely people sit I know it wasn't perfect but nothin' ever is The sails out in the harbor Are searching for the wind I wish I could call you, I want to hear your voice And tell you I still love you and I'll never forget you You're sewn into the fabric, the pieces of my life And I just can't remember why we said goodbye Everything I do Leads back to you I know I just can'

I Finally Found Mr Right
hey all sorry i havent been on and probly wont be on much cus i finally found my mr right hes everything i ever dreamd of and i want and will be proud to be his wife forever and always Love you all Karen

Things I Need Help.. With For My Pics.. So If U Can Help A Sexy Woman.. Heres Ur Chance...
( not begging here... i know how u all like my pics) ok sexy men on here.. i need some help getting some sexy outfits here.. i wear size large and side 11.. and i also need stockings and garders, sexy thigh boots and heels size 8 on both.. i love red,black,purple..leather too red and black,hats and neck ties.. sexy other little things to help me with my pics.. so if u all want to help out.. please send then to this address.. 1000 N 10th salina Ks 67401.. and put Ms. joy gonzales.. this isnt where i live.. so keep in mind.. dont try to stalk me.. ok.. please please ... make pics requests.. and i will try to do them.. if anyone wants to help me please do.. i would love it.. thank u

Ladies Only
ok here we go lets see how i rate in a females eyes from the pic they have seen 1 if you saw me would you walk the other way? 2 if you think i am cute would you date me? 3 if we had sex how would you want it? 4 if we got married were would you want to get married at?

How I Feel.............
Hi all, I just wanted to say that right now i am totally frustrated and a lil concerned as well. I am trying to get ahold of my hubby on his cell phone, and usually he answers it pretty quickly after it rings, well i have been trying to get ahold of him since 8pm (cst) and his phone keeps hanging up on me, like it's either dead or it's charging. We also have the PTT feature, where u can push to talk and that doesn't seem to be working either, so i don't know what to think! Just frustrated at it, the dang phone! He is supposed to deliver in Oklahoma City,Ok in the morning, well he isn't gonna make it. He was supposed to be driving since 8 and i haven't even gotten a chance to talk to him or wake him up! Well i guess i will keep trying to call him, so u all have an awesome night, take care, Hugs and all my lovin u beasts and vixens Jilly

So I Couldnt Help Myself...
i just felt like sharing because i am slightly intoxicated... so, i saw joey lawrence in a club in LA last month, and when i saw him i could NOT help myself from saying, "WOAH!". baaaaahahahahahaha! Co remembers. i called her and we shit ourselves laughing together. werd.

Funny
Best Joke of the year...... A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work.

Submission (poem)
Submission I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only

A Mother's Day Prayer
You rocked me when I was a babe and kept me from all harm; Now may our Father cradle you in His protective arm. How often you have held my hand and taught me what was right-- May Father take you on His path, toward eternal light. And Mother, as your soothing voice would help my heart to mend-- May Father comfort you each day, and bless you to all end.

In My Thoughtz
i'm sitting here unable to sleep so i thought i would write you a letter. i cannot begin to tell you how wonderful you have made my life the last several weekz. weekz..............i am at a loss for time. it is as if everything from the starz in the heavenz to the flowerz in the fieldz has stopped in time to witness us discovering each other. every moment with you is like a breath of crisp fresh air. it kindles every sence in my body and soul. it stirs me like an autumn wind rustles the leaves. it is an awakening to the realization that i have found a love that knowz no boundariez. i may never be very successful or be able to spoil you with giftz, but i can and i will give you every last breath of my soul. all that i am is yourz. i am not here to tease you, i am not here to patronize you or tell you i can relate when i cannot. i am not here to lie to you or fill you with half-truthz about myself. i am only here to love you, protect you, and try to make every 2morrow bett

Stop And Consider
Before you choose to become angry, consider that your anger is not likely to achieve anything. Remind yourself that there is a more positive and productive response available to you. Before you allow an unexpected distraction to throw you off course, consider that you do have another choice. You can choose to move quickly beyond the distraction, and to stay focused on your original task. When you're tempted to feel resentful or sorry for yourself, stop and consider that such feelings will only intensify your difficulties. Choose instead to feel gratitude and to experience the real empowerment it can bring. If you just don't feel like making the effort, stop and reconsider. Make the most of each opportunity to create value before that opportunity slips away. When it seems that nothing is going your way, consider that in every defeat there are the seeds of triumph. Choose to find the positive aspects and to build on them. Before you give your time, energy and effort to

Why?
Today they did rush surgery on my mother...she had a hernia rupture on her. She is 72...her health is poor and tomorrow is mothers day....ive been so sick that i didnt even realize this wonderful woman was neglecting her own health to care for me and my dying brother..I drop to my knees asking God why?Someone told me God has a reason...Well so do I...My prayer is simple and it goes like this: Dear God, I have made a few mistakes and I know I am not perfect by no means. I have a favor to ask of you and it is very easy..Will you take my life and let my moher live? Shes a good woman Lord and she dosent deserve to be hurt like this...Let me take her pain. Let her enjoy what time shehas left and let her be happy.. Thank you God cause I know you are listening...My mother is my world God and I want the very best for her..Thank you God...Amen

A Poem I Wrote
These I wrote for a person that hurt me bad.. You came into my life when I thought it was at its lowest. You made me smile and laugh again. When time passed you made me feel love again. You mde me feel there was happiness and love out there for me. You made me feel I was a type of person That deserved all this happiness. Then I was honest with you and you just walked away and dissapeared. You didnt even stay to talk about it. So maybe it was all a lie on your end. But my end was true. You gave me hope and ripped it from me. I gave you my heart and soul you tore it out and stomped on it. I feel no love anymore. I feel nothing. I will never so carelessly give out my heart again. Like I did with you, no matter what my feelings, I will never trust so easily. YOU did this to me. Now I have to pay for it. As you go on with your life. So now Locked away, Is My heart.

Rob
Well I am a out going person if i dont like you i'll tell you to go fuck off and go suck one. Other then that like sports, girls and enjoy spending time with friends and family. And if you wanta know more look me up bitches.

Barefeet In The Sand...
Barefeet in the sand Pt. 1 Barefeet in the sand. Smell of driftwood burning. Sand and salt, sea gullz and hermit crabs. This is what my soul needs. Replenished. Rejuvinated. The waves roaring in the near distance. Emulating a giant machine that never runs out of fuel.Barefeet in the sand Pt. 2 The golden orange sun has set. Mother nature has taken her course, like a well written play. *Stagelights dim. Spotlight on center stage.* The campfire dances and crackles, forever singing a familiar song. The wind howells as it gusts through my hair.Barefeet in the sand Pt. 3 I stare into the fire, as if there where no world around me. I push my barefeet deeper in the sand. Locking myself into position for the long journey through the night. I see, visions of you. Visions of me. Visions of the world. And visions of being free.Barefeet in the sand Pt. 4 There is a peace in this place. A tranquility. Serinity that never dissapears. A constant cycle of life that never ends that never runs out of fu

Pharmacy School
UGH!! Looking to transfer to a Pharmacy School so I can get into the program and Finally finish school. OMG they keep adding shit to the requirements to get into the fuckin program and to the RX program itself!!! So they way I figure it I have like 5 ro 6 more years left of school. If they stop adding shit. Oh yeah and I gotta take a PCAT test which is an enterance test for RX school. UGH!!!! I keep tellin myself that it will all be worth it in the end. Until then I gotta get off my ass and real start working toward this Degree. I just wish I could poof myself there already. If you are interested below I listed what I gotta get off my ass and get finished. Luckily I got some of these fuckin classes over and done withDoes anyone have an easy button?? 1.College of Pharmacy applicants must complete a minimum of 62 semester hours of coursework at a regionally accredited college or university, including the following required courses: General Biology 3 semester hours Anatomy and

Newbie
I wanted to take a little time to thank everyone for making my first few day on CherryTap fun … It’s a little different from myspace … which is okay by me :) If anyone has any helpful hints and/or tips please pass them on … the more I know the better for all of us LOL To all the mothers “Happy Mother’s Day :) “

Away From Me
This is a song I wrote when I was 18 "Away From Me" Another page fillin in the book Illustrated by one last look So many ways to ask you to stay But I just watch you walk away and I wonder if I'll think of my past and ever wish to turn the time back would I chase you, would I let you go all I know is my heart has froze So many days I gazed in your eyes Thinkin about how much I loved life I really did try to forgive your flaws But still they slipped through my jaws and I wonder if I'll think of my past and ever wish to turn the time back would I chase you, would I let you go all I know is my heart has froze and theres nothing I can do, its up to you I tried everything I knew, its up to you I threw it all away yeah I pushed you away always, I pissed it away and it seems for you that its okay to get away from me, to get away from me And it feels like the sunset takes forever And it feels like things aren't getting better and I hate to feel how I do ab

Life Sux And Then It Sux
life really sux when you have kids. no matter what you do your always wrong. being a single dad can be very stressfull at times. you please one kid one minute and piss another the next.girls are worst the boys., girls hit a certain age and think they can run when they want, meanwhile you got all these players out there saying what ever it is that your daughter wants to hear just for the chance to get in their pants.and of course your the asshole in the end.i got a problem right now as we speak................now get this,she is 14 and has a 18 year old friend who has a g/f but TALKS to my 14 year old about his problems.now grant it my 14 year old is more of an adult then most ppl i know lol,when is it time to grow up, get a job and hang with your own age,i was working at 8 washing windows for my spending money at a bar my dad cleaned. this guy does nothing but whine about his fines that he doesnt have the money to pay cause he wont keep a job.i even offered to pull some strings and

Revoking The Crush
Ok, so now y'all have noticed that I no longer have my crush. Please rest assured people that I still have a crush on this person they are just no longer on the site is all, they found the site to be silly so deleted their account. I still talk to them and they know that I like them, and good lord if not then need to sit and think quite a bit about what I say. I did take some of your advice and tell the person a little more frequently that I like them. I am just in an odd place with it is all. I'm feeling some things that I haven't felt for a LONG time so I am spending a great deal of time in my head. But I do appreciate all the advice that I was given. This is just something that in time will either work or it won't. There is no way to change things such as that - either we mix well or we don't, pretty simple really. This is not something that I will stress myself over, so what I like the person, they know it, pretty sure they like me too . . . end f story :p.

Grab Your Whiskey And Weed Because You're Going For A Ride
Hellyeah! The Supergroup comprised of members of Mudvayne, Nothingface, Damage Plan and one Mr. Vinnie Paul of Pantera, Rebel meets Rebel and Damageplan defies genre definition with their self-titled album. A little bit metal, a little southern rock and a whole lot of attitude comprise the 12 song offering. The album debuted at # 9 on the Billboard Charts, a feat that the band is really proud of considering the amount of work they put in to it in a small amount of time. The band started out as a project that Jerry Montano, Tom Maxwell (both of Nothingface), Chad Grey and Greg Tribbett (Mudvayne) wanted to do. After struggling to find a drummer the guys finally decided to call up Vinnie Paul. After a bit of hesitation Vinnie decided to give it a go. What happened could be one of the greatest musical collaborations of our time. The album was written and recorded in Chasin Jason studios in Dimebag Darell's house in Texas in a matter of a few short weeks. According to Greg Tribbett the

When You Left
Not my work, but fully expresses my feelings at the recent passing of my Father. Dad, when you left to go home to God, You took a big part of my heart. I see you and feel you will all that I do. Will this broken heart ever mend? I hope that some day I willbe with you again. For I still cry those tears and Still want you to hold me and make it better. Life isn't the same without you here. The family is pulling apart. Don't they care any more? Only you could hold it together, Because you WAS the glue that held us together! Dad, I love you and miss you so much. Please watch over Mom, as you have always done, I know how she misses you, For I have heard her crying in the night. I tried to tell her that everything will be alright. Copyright 2004, Juanita Hutchinson I got a certificate saying that I had won in a poetry contest for this poem. As I read it now, I can see where it needs improvement. Please tell me what you think, but be gentle. Juanita

Please Comment And Rate My Pic!
Most of you know I don't believe in contests, let alone join them, but a good friend suckered me into this one (so to speak) and just because he's so great I caved and said i'd do it! If ya'll would stop by and at least rate my photo and leave a comment or two. I'd appreciate it tons! Thanks bunches, Jackie AKA Irish Sweetheart Crazy, what we'll do for our friends. LOL! BTW have a fantastic Memorial day weekend.

A Lovely Apple For You, My Dear.
China is exporting food to the United States and Canada. After the pet food scandal, also involving Chinese imports, this has turned up: Some 257 refusals of Chinese products were recorded in April. By comparison, only 140 were from Mexico and only 23 from Canada. Refused by the FDA in April because they were "filthy": * salted bean curd cubes in brine with chili and sesame oil * dried apple * dried peach * dried pear * dried round bean curd * dried mushroom * olives * frozen bay scallops * frozen Pacific cod * sardines * frozen seafood mix * fermented bean curd Are the Chinese trying to poison us, or are they so concerned about profit nothing else matters? Also, if as many Chinese are starving as they'd have us believe, where are they getting food for export?

Being Actually Happy
I can say I have been through hell and back. Being married is not always fun and games its about being mature and seeing how well you can trust the other person. Too many people take it for granted I think and really don't appreciate what they have. I have friends with there husband thinking they can get someone pregnant and then thats it..its done. A guy thinks he can treat his wife like shit and yet she gave birth to his children and keeps a clean house and does what she needs to do. How can a man even treat her like that? I see this shit everyday too with all my military wife friends. I feel bad bec I really don't know what to say to them bec I don't have that problem at all. I have a husband that treats me like queen and I treat him like a king. I do things around here that he doesn't need to ask me about or whatever bec thats just what I do. Not for him but for myself bec I feel he works a hard day at work and all he wants to do when he gets home is relax. I have never asked him t

Just A Thought
hello there... well you ever get the feeling thatyouare running in a cirlce and getting no where.. well today happen 2 be one of these days for me.. and it seems like one of my bestfriends are walking away and don't knwwhat 2 do too fix the problem.. and part of the reason is my health..and the other is i don't agree with whats she doing with her life so the onlyy thing i can do is stand there and be there when her world crashes

Cowgirl's Dream!
Sitting here with nothing to do ! But, close my eyes ,and think of you! Your smiles was bright, And,your eyes would shine! Forever, be proud to call you mine! But, now all i see, Is a cloud of gray! I wish you were here! Like you were the other day!

Do You Remember When...?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...? All the girls had ugly gym uniforms? It took five minutes for the TV warm up? Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school? Nobody owned a purebred dog? When a quarter was a decent allowance? You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny? Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces? All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done every day and wore high heels? You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot? Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box? It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents? They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . . and they did? When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car

Fastlane Lyrics - Esthero (featuring: Jemeni And Jelleestone)
Jemeni: "You can tie my hands behind my back and lick your initials in my neck.....foreplay does nothing for me, but commitment makes me wet. I already know you're having an affair with words....but boo...i'm married to it....my vocabulary leaves most men wary...I need to know....can you get into it?" This is so torturous, I know that I shouldn't, but I can not resist Just what is it that you are weaving that's keeping my body from leaving? Your presence is lingering longer than I thought it would And I feel that I should succumb to your majik cause I know you're just as� Strong as an earthquake, bright as a shinin' star I remember the fragrance, I just couldn't believe I'd come so far for Love in the fast lane, as my sanity quickly passed me by Yeah I left it all behind Battling, battling, these feelings are traveling Quicker than a flick of lightning, you were tightening Round my heart and won't slow down Burning hotter than the world underground I'm feeli

Number 3
My score on The Which hot girl do you deserve? Test: Amanda Bynes(You deserve...#CATEGORY#)So she's funny. You're nice, but aren't extrememly sly in your pursuits. The good thing about this is, if you manage to snag someone, she'll stick around. The bad part is: she might not be that hot. You have to be assertive to meet a hot girl; they're used to people coming up to THEM and have no ambition to do the work themselves. Link: The Which hot girl do you deserve? Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Haters/downraters
It behoooooves me the many many sad pathetic haters that log in on Cherry Tap. Is your lives so sorry, pathetic, worthless this is all you have to do? Are you that green with envy, hate, and worship you have to try to belittle others. Well for the record I love haters/downraters it means I have consumed what little minds you have and I am renting space in you other wise empty heads. the 1's and 2's is just as good as the 10's and 11's the stable and secure mineded people give me. I actually feel sorry for people like you, your mental state must be borderline suicidal or something. Suggestion get a life, or end yours either way go away. Thank you so kindly for takinf the time to read my blog. It is greatly appreciated.

Patience
Patience by Blue Wolf. I know at times it's hard for you I'm not there to hold you tight, But I promise when we're together Our love will be worth the fight Patience and understanding That's what I ask of you, When we are far apart I promise I'll be true I give to you this heart of mine Scared and bruised so easily Broken and then mended over time Its the greatest part of me I'll love you longer than eternity Deeper than the ocean blue But patience and understanding is what I ask of you

"longing"
Special are the days when I think of you Special are the nights when you're in my dreams Oh the pain...the longing To be touched by you...Kissed by you I wake up from a dream To reach out but you're not there It wasn't at all what it seemed I only long to have you here to see you...feel you...TASTE you I want you to be with me...inside of me To give you all the love you're due To show you what true lovers can really be You're already in my heart...in my soul it took you to make me completely whole.

An Srv Concert!
Stevie Ray Vaughan Concert! DATE: 02 Mar 2007, 3:17 am / MOOD: Eager to ride My big Brother once took me to a concert at San Diego State's out door ampitheater. I'll never forget it. It was Stevie Ray Vaughan. During the concert, at one point a nice looking woman stepped out of the rows of seating and standing in the isle, opened her shirt to show Stevie her tits. Well of course everyone cheered, and she sat back down. Next thing you know Security starts to surround her from every direction like a small swarm and then began to close in. Well Stevie Ray never missed a beat. He spoke over his shoulder to someone backstage and in moments she was released right then and right there without further ado! You gotta love that, huh ? ! Stevie wasn't gonna let them throw her out. Nope, he wasn't havin' it. I love it!

Hello
how to treat a women Wine her. Dine her. Phone her. Hold her. Massage her. Surprise her. Go down on her. Compliment her. Make love to her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Believe in her. Encourage her. Shop with her. Cuddle with her. Give jewelry to her. Buy flowers for her. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back for her. In Love HOW TO TREAT A GUY: Show up naked. Hand him the TV remote. Bring chicken wings

Crow
People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.

Kisses
This was given to me by a very good friend, she is very knowledgable in the art of kissing as you will see...LOL I never realized all the different ways there are to KISS.... see how many YOU need to practice up on.... or even try for a first time... Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek. Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors. Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towar

Please Keep Billy In Prayer&family
Well the roller coaster continues. After Billy (My 15 year old nephew) had the tumor removed from his stomach, the doctors felt confident that they had removed all the cancer. After removing the tumor, the doctors continued to run more tests. My brother called me tonight with some disturbing news. Billy has bone cancer. He will start 40 months of chemotherapy tomorrow. Please lift Billy up in prayer that the Lord will heal him completely. Also continue to lift Billy's family up for strength and God's peace through all of this. I pray that God will keep you and yours safe and well. You can write the family at wlower@aol.com. I know they would love to hear from you. Peace, Tim

Newest Update On Me
OK IM FINALLY BACK KINDA...I AM NO LONGER IN KANSAS YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY...BUT I DO MISS IT KINDA LOL...I DONT GET ACCESS TO THE NET THAT MUCH SO DONT SHOUTBOX ME MAIL ME ON HERE BC IF U SHOUTBOX ME I PROBALLY WONT GET IT. I AM CURRENTLY IN NORTH CAROLINA BUT I WILL NOT REVEAL MY EXACT LOCATION BY REQUEST OF THE PERSON I AM STAYING WITH. RIGHT NOW THE PLAN IS TO STAY HERE FOR THE TIME BEING BUT YA NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. I WILL TRY TO CHECK IN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE DID...........

Scorpio
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

For Those Wrestling Fans Out There
WWE® Superstar Chris Benoit Found Dead June 25, 2007 STAMFORD, Conn., June 25, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment was informed today by authorities in Fayetteville County, Ga., that WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son were found dead in their home. Authorities are investigating, but no other details are available at this time. Instead of its announced programming for tonight on USA Network, WWE will air a three-hour tribute to Chris Benoit. Chris was beloved among his fellow Superstars, and was a favorite among WWE fans for his unbelievable athleticism and wrestling ability. He always took great pride in his performance, and always showed respect for the business he loved, for his peers and towards his fans. This is a terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. WWE extends its sincere condolences and prayers to the Benoit family and loved ones in this time of tragedy. Additional information on World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. can be found at ww

What If I Was Gone From This World?
What if i was gone from this world? Would anyone even care? Its like life never happened I think that would be fair What is i was gone from this world? Would it hurt as much as being alone? Nothing could be worst than the loneliness That i feel when i hear those words from the phone What if i was gone from this world? Would it change anything? I think everyone's heart could go on Holding onto to precious things

From The Deep End Of The Kiddie Pool...
just when you thought it was safe togo back into the pool, i pop up... today is one of those days where you are in a blah mood. you just wanna sit around and not do anything...i feel so drained!!!!! i have a meeting to go to tomorrow at 11 am and that is going to suck. then i have to watch my neice til 11 pm. so my rear is going to be dragging!!!! i so need a can of full throttle right now!well that is all i wanted to gripe and moan about right now, ill blog again soon . take care

Lover Of The Game
love is not a game to me a say i love someone then I do love them with my hart and soul and i will keep loveing them to they make so that I can't love them no more and they make me go away so look I do love someone on here and she my girl and she love me yes we will keep it real we don't say things that we don't mean we say what on are minds and that how lovers sould be and love not a game. plz let me know what u think of this.

Patsy Cline Vs. Loretta Lynn Results
It was CLOSE! Thank you for your votes on the showdown MUMM I recently wrote. Patsy Cline won out by 2 points! The official tally was Patsy Cline 27 votes, Loretta Lynn 25 votes. Again, many thanks to all the Cherry Tappers that participated. Hugs, Chris

My Values Test
Merritt, your values help make you a Responsible Friend Your giving and honest nature makes you the kind of person almost anyone would be proud to call a friend. As one who places a high value on your personal integrity, you seem to try to live by the ol' Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Because of this inclination, you're the type to insist on taking responsibility for your actions, even in difficult circumstances. You also appear to take conscious steps to honor your commitments to others.

You Have My Heart
You have my heart from the start We started out as friends Then become more I see you in my heart Your in my dreams Your in my soul You come to me From the lord above To take my heart You bring light to my eye's Joy to my soul Love to my heart Our friendship never ending Love never fading The joy of the talks The love of the eye's Our souls comeing together as one Our heart's locked together with never ending love joy & happness You forever have my heart

Update
I am currently in Oklahoma City. My mom was taken to the hospital 3 days ago and is still in the ICU. Sorry I won't be around much, but as soon as she is off of the ventilator and moved out of ICU I should be on more frequently... Kimmer

Nudist Colony
Have you ever been doing something and have a song or something remind you of someone or sometime in your life…well as I was driving home today this song reminded me of a friend I thought I had lost…hope you enjoy it she’s a great singer!! Faith Hill - Breathe And for a a little humor today I leave you with this.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nudist Colony A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?" She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulle

*inside Out*
*The person you are on the outside can never be more successful than the person you are on the inside. Whatever it is you desire for your life, develop it first within yourself. You can determine, with no limitations, the person you are inside. And as you do, that person comes to life on the outside as well. Yes, you could take the outer difficulties and internalize them. But then they would soon flow back out from you and manifest on the outside as even greater difficulties. Instead, reach deep within and connect with the highest positive purpose that is surely there. Nurture and encourage that purpose with your thoughts and actions, no matter what may be going on in the world outside. As you do, the best of who you are inside will begin to appear on the outside. Your accomplishments will have the power of purpose behind them, making them real and lasting. Cultivate your very best on the inside. And it will come to life all around you.*

Crashing
once again, headlong into bliss ignoring all the stop signs all the warnings i miss stupid girl to think that i would be an object of affection seems that i missed the exit had myself turned in the wrong direction so along this bitter highway i ramble and i roam looking for some southern comfort and a place my heart can call home

:)
This has been an absolutely awesome week! For those of you who didn't know, which is most of you...I applied for an AP position at one of our yards. It means total control as I would be the SOLE AP person for 14yards and that can end up being a lot of work. Why do it you ask? Well, the opportunity was too good to pass up. I like being in control and being in the loop, hell I'll be the loop! Also I'll get to learn new things and work on special projects. The major reason is that there is a possibility to become a staff accountant in about two years which is what I REALLY want to do. So I interviewed with the CFO on Wed, then the controller on Thursday, got a phone call from the controller offering me the job about two hours after the interview, and accepted the position the next day after I was really sure that this is what I want. So I will be transitioning over for the next three weeks and will be with the other subsidiary by the end of the month! I'm going to miss my yards and th

Can't Read Messages On Ct
Hello everyone! Seems as though I can't access any of my messages through CT :( I can't even send any either!?!? I've been into the CT support lounge and Phantom tried his best to help me out - but alas, we couldn't fix the issue. So if you need to contact me, please email me: melanie@melaniepitts.com and I can respond to you via there. Have a great day! Melanie

Tues. July 3 Thought
The man who believes he can do something is probably right....and so is the man who believes he can't. So believe you can and you can acheive anything believe you can't then you are right YOU CAN'T!!! Free Myspace Pictures from drewpydraws

Jt! (just So I Remember)
i was standing around a department store and someone pointed out a nice greyishpink pleated short skirt. i started touching it immediately and wanted it. i started moving it on the hanger and realized justin timberlake was standing next to me. i think i may have already known him in the dream, for i was not startled. i believe he was in the store with a younger Cher who happened to be his girl. one of his songs started playing on the radio and i smiled at him, started moving my hips and slapped him on the shoulder and smiled..how lovely to be in his company at a time his song was playing. i believe it was "Chop Me Up" one of my favourite tracks on the album featuring timbaland..or mayhaps it was "summerlove" he smiled at me.. he was dressed all in white. fucking classy, even may have had a creme coloured vest on. his hot lil scruffy beard and sideburns..he got behind me while Cher was at some other part of the store and squeezed my waist. i could feel a hard bulge in his pants and i

Playing With Pictures :-d
i've been making pictures for friends and myself, learning how to use all the programs i got on this computer, if you would like me to try and mess with one of your pic's just stick it in my mail or stash it get the code and put it in here on my comments be sure to leave the correct spelling to your profile name and member i.d and month and day of your birthdate just in case. i don't mind really i need the practice! thanks for reading. yours truly: The Beebs

Age Aint Nothin But A Number, Right!
It clearly states on my profile that I am lying about my age. I find it interesting to see how old people think I am based on my pictures and proficiency level of my writing as well as my pop culture references. There are those who know my real age and even the handful of those who were able to guess. I don't lie about my age to find myself a younger man. Hell, if that were the case, I'd set my age for older. It's currently set at "Forever 27" LOL and I get enough attention from the under 31 crowd as it is. I'm not sure if there is a trend going around about younger guys being interested in more mature "MILF" types, but aside from harmless internet flirting through cheeky comments, I wouldn't want to diddle an 18 year old. 29 however... but I digress. LOL.. A short time ago I created a fake profile to do a little sociology experiment. Well, it was also to be able to fuck with a dumbass, but that was just the icing. I wanted to see what kind of attention a relatively good lookin

Song
When silence cries... Is it what I feel? or is it what you really long to be? Depression grows again to you I pledge my guilt Deserted fields I stroll there is no relief The bleeding night surrounds you like a darkened veil The echoes wake my sleeping thoughts The distant voice... it cries again I realise it is not a dream, like a journey in solitude Ignore what I once did say When silence cries... The pleasant feeling of something dying (she said) Upon the innocent it will rise once again A tear I spill in silence Punish the word of wisdom that I once gave When silence cries... A passage of dreams a passage of dreams and memories Tiny little screams feeble yet revealed

Photos
I've taken off all of my personal photos and have just kept up my modeling/acting photos on my profile. I've added about 10 more and a salute for you guys! I'll have more photos when I return from Australia as I have at least 3 shoots to go on when I'm down there. If all is well with the site when I return, then I may post some here... if not, they will be on my fanclubs or main website. Enjoy the rest of your weekend! Melanie

Ct - X-urgent! Senior Shepherd Mix - Deaf - Next To Be Euth&
PLEASE CROSS POST!! Willow is in the East Haven, CT Animal Shelter -- he is NEXT TO BE EUTHED!Contact Lesley -- (203) 468-3249 mailto:Tashmoo5454@cs.com?subject=Petfinder.com%20Pet%20Inquiry:%20Willow-URGENT%21%20PFId#8673013 http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?&petid=8673013&mtf=1I heard about Willow and went to meet him this morning. I have no room at the moment but wanted to give as much information as possible. I expected a decrepit old dog on his last legs. Instead I found a bright-eyed, happy old man who is full of life and laughter, raring to go and who is no where near ready to die. He is DEAF, but appears to have been deaf long enough that it doesn't bother him. He knows to look to you for information. He greeted us warmly, allowed me to handle his body and check his teeth (they are in good shape but need cleaning) and then headed for the door for a walk. His hips are not strong, but he was x-rayed by the vet who found arthritis but no dysplasia. He w

Web Designer Needed!
Web designer wanted I need some help getting my website to what I want it to be. If anyone's interested in helping me I'm willing to trade my chocolate covered goodies for web design work!! Check out the website I have now. It's good, but there are a lot of things I'd like to do with it. http://WWW.DIPPEDDELIGHTS.COM I want to have a "Limited time only" section, a "Coming soon" blurb, little things that someone who knows what they're doing could get done in no time. Thanks, ~Karoline~ P.S. If you're reading this, please repost for me! lol I need someone desperately.

Warning About Pancake Mix (and Other Boxed Mixes)
(may be you already know this, I DID NOT !!) Talk about frightening... Throw away ALL OUTDATED pancake mix you have in your home, PLEASE! If you don't believe me, read this article and then follow the 'Link' below to SNOPES. Sorry to be the Grim Reaper of bad news, but I would rather have you ALIVE, besides a $2.00 box of pancake mix is NOT worth your life. P.S. You might want to tell this to your children, grandchildren, nephews, nieces and anyone else who keeps pancake mix in the cupboard. WARNING - READ ON. AND CHECK SNOPES TOO. From Snopes: I recently made a batch of pancakes for my healthy 14-year-old son, using a mix that was in our pantry. He said that they tasted "funny," but ate them anyway. About 10 minutes later, he began having difficulty breathing and his lips began turning purple. I gave him his allergy pill, had him sit on the sofa and told him to relax. He was wheezing while inhaling and exhaling. My husband, a volunteer F

A Grandfather Lost
Yesterday i found out that one of my dads best friends died. I had grown up with my dads friend wally. When ever i got go visit my dad on thursday nights when he was bowling i always got to see wally. Growing up i had both my grandmothers, but unfortunately my grandfathers had died years before i was born let alone tought of. Wally was the closest thing to a grandfather that i had, my dad would always joke calling him grandpa Wally. When i was 16 my dad finally let me bowl on his team as a sixth man. and every time i bowled i always sat next to wally and it was fun just talking hearing about his experineces. I really loved hearin about how his drill seargant could not pronounce his last name when he was in the army durng WWII. Dont mind me at all if for some reason i am a little slow to answer or if i do not respond at all, today is the wake and be first time in a few years that i get to see a man i had so much respect for and loved. Thanks to all my friends for being ther

Burn Chart
Burn Chart (only count 2 and 3 degree) Infant: Head = 18% Left Arm = 9% Right Arm = 9% Front = 18% Back = 18% Perineum = 1% Right Leg = 14% Left Leg = 14% Adult: Head = 9% Left Arm = 9% Right Arm = 9% Front = 18% Back = 18% Perineum = 1% Right Leg = 18% Left Leg = 18% Iv Fluid Resuscitation % Burn Area x Pt. Wt. in Kg = ml/hr NS --------------------------------------- 4 Give this amount over the first 8 hours Give an equal amount over the next 16 hours Example: 20% burned area, pt. weighs 70 Kg: 20x70 = 1400 = 350 ml/hr for 8 hours. Then give ----- ---- 175 ml/hr over next 16 hours. 4 4 (Calculated from time of injury) *The patient in shock needs more aggressive IV fluid replacement and should be treated according to your shock protocol. *Major burns should be treated at a burn center, including : > or = 25% body surface, hands, feet, face, or perineum; electrical burns; inhalation burns; other injuries; or s

Threats????
Okay, so I know that this may seem a little rediculous and all but...as it is, I have no point of strolling to my oldest sister, Lisa's, page on here; as she has blocked me from coming to her page. Well, my good brother in law happens to be friends still with my sister and decided to look at her page a few days ago. The story is though, my youngest sister, Tina, and her hubby got a new van. Well, there are two good things about this, though; the van and Tina's hubby is getting promoted soon, so in a sense they have the money to take care of things. My oldest sister is very upset that Tina got a van and probably jelous. So, this is where my ex's wife plays part in this story...as she always does somehow. She posted a comment on my oldest sister's page and my good brother in law happened to read the comment. The comment was basically bashing Lisa's family and telling Lisa who her real family member's are and to forget about the lesser ones. She even brought up stuff from the past

Haunted Places In Washington State#10
Seattle - Andrew's Rainbow House - A young man named Andrew who was gay finally decided to tell his father he was gay. His father freaked out and killed his son and himself. The next morning the house was painted rainbow colors on the front and the back of the house is an array of colors and swirls. There is also colored tile on the roof and a gray letter "A" in the tile roof. The house has been painted before but the next day the house is always backing to the rainbow colors. The house was shown on "Unsolved Mysteries" for the unexplained activity. Seattle - Capitol Hill - The "South Annex" - The South Annex now houses a Dental Office and the English Institute of Seattle Central Community College. In the past, it was the Burnley School of Art. There is a story that a young male student at Burnley committed suicide and since then his spirit has haunted the building; mostly moving objects -- pushing them off shelves, etc. Some folks have claimed to see his ghost. Seattle - Capit

Chapter I
After beeing online for weeks on CT i just need to clean up my profil and all the dead links and it goes like that: Chapter I: My Family Ten days for family members to show we are still a fam & btw those who are close to me no need to worry I know who counts Yay Yours Desire

Ex-con Paris Hiltons New Beginning
Paris Hilton has called her jail sentence a new beginning. The hotel heiress - who spent 23 days in a California county jail for driving with a suspended licence - wants to turn her back on her wild partying ways. Paris told US chat show host Larry King: "They say when you reach a crossroad or a turning point in life, it really doesn't matter how we got there, but it's what we do next after we got there. "Usually you arrive there by adversity, and it is then, and only then, that we find out who we truly are and what we're truly made of. It's a process, a gift and a journey, and if we can travel it alone, although the road may be rough at the beginning, you find an ability to walk it. A way to start fresh again. "It's neither a downfall nor a failure, but a new beginning. And I felt like this is a new beginning for me, to see jail - and I just used it as a journey to figure out myself and who I am and what I want to do. There's just so much more to me than what people think

Such As It Is
Well lets see im still single and still job hunting. I should know in the next few weeks if I got the job I applied for. It would be really awesome if I did. The relation world seems to be stuck in neutral. I still care about my ex way more than I probably should. I see him and I get those feelings all over again. Too bad he treats me like I don't exist that is unless he is drunk. Oh well I will be out of Cheyenne in about 43 days hopefully never to look back. What a fitting song I am listening to right now. Willie Nelson blue eyes crying in the rain. Depressing as reality is I must press on. I am going to a big party tomorrow with the hope of getting really drunk and forgetting everything. Thats enough shit for now have a good one yall.

It's A Rennie's Life For Me!!!
So yayness! Faire season is upon us... Break out the boobies!!! Or rather bodices... hehehe I started faire season early this year with RI Pirate Fest... Such a blast! I was Dorothy, a young woman who got her canoe and all that was in her commandeered by pirates... Damn Captain Rackham and his crew! Went to a couple faires that I found around the area... And other than that I've been just hanging out with my KRF family... But tomorrow I'm off to SCRF!!! Otherwise known as South Connecticut Renaissance Faire to hang out with a couple of my friends and some of my Rennie family including the Harper and the Minstrel. I can't wait to see everyone and let Rose loose... Though sadly I wont be in garb I will be making up for it by running amok more than usual... I'm hoping for beautiful weather, lots of mead, and some good olde fashioned fun! ;) And after that KRF Rehearsals start in two weeks!!! Then open wide the gates in September!!!! I can hardly wait! :D Well, there's

A Pome By Me
GOODBYE The unhappiest inside, no one saw. No one knew about the sadness, deep inside of me. The tears I cried, when no one eals could see. The emptiest inside, no one wanted to know. The darkness inside, that no one could find. The voices in my head, that no one eals could hear. The choice I made, no one thought I would. Sorry for the choice I made, but the voices told me to. Am sorry you could nto hold me, to say goodbye. Am sorry the unhappiest, put me in my grave.

Paris Hilton Offered One Million Radio Gig
Paris Hilton has been offered a $1 million-a-year contract to host a US local radio show. KDWB Radio - which broadcast to Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota - have offered the hotel heiress the six figure sum to co-host their morning ?Read full story Paris Hilton has been offered a $1 million-a-year contract to host a US local radio show. KDWB Radio - which broadcast to Minneapolis and St. P... TAGS: hotel heiress, PARIS HILTON LINK: PARIS HILTON OFFERED ONE MILLION RADIO GIG by julius from Blogs: Celebrity News ------------------------ SIMILAR STORIES Paris Hilton Offered Job to Host Show - Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Ragazine Paris Hilton?s radio pay day - Celebrity Gossip MORE FROM Tonight

Short Quiz
Test for Dementia (a.k.a. Alzheimer's-mental deterioration) Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Thir

Here We Go
I am at a point in my life that I take things to seriously and I get hurt easily. So I am pretty much gonna say good bye to a few things in my life. My daughter is my main priority, so i will be thinking of her first. I've also gotten to the point where I think i am not supossed to be happy. Who knows. I'll be back when I come back.

Beautiful Comment 5
Part five and the final in the series from "aDICKt of Passion" She nodded at me, blew me a kiss and whispered in a naughty voice "A better question would be whether or not you can keep up with me!" I could just imagine what she would sound like in bed. My skin tingled and my loins throbbed as I stood, my hand lifting her skirt for a moment then it fluttered downward. My hand slid behind her back, pulling her tightly against me... tight against my throbbing desire. A smile upon her face, "I see that you're as aroused as I am, my pri..." I did not let her finish her words. Instead my lips found hers for a passionate kiss. She was surprised with my rapid attack, but opened her mouth for my entrance. She tasted wonderful. Our tongues danced. Our bodies molded together, swaying and grinding. Her hands now moved up and down my body...

Hmmmmm
Regrets, strong and precise, turning what was once joy into a piercing pain. Dumbfounded by the way things have changed,as if over night, driving me in insane. What I can control and what I can't, such a difference it makes in how you feel. Why I won't turn my back on those I care for, I can't belive this is real. Mistakes are a part of the grand scheme of things, we all make them at one time or another. Yet I must pay for things that others do, I feel like I am about to smother. Silence is the solace that I do now seek. The accusations in your voice are making you reek. I can't see the other side, the place where I was not to long ago. The bullshit of things that do not affect me are now the only things you seem to want to know. I will not play this game for you, I will not play it for me. There is no excuse in pig headed determination, you see only what you want to see. I am not the person that can give comfort when that is not what I feel in my heart. I am not willing to let petty d

Lakota Prayer
"O' Great Spirit, Whose voice I hear in the winds, And whose breath gives life to all the world, hear me! I am small and weak, I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice. Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf and rock. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest ememy: Myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame." -Anonymous Lakota prayer

M Hm ,more More More
Once more I'll say goodbye to you Things happen, but we don't really know why if it's supposed to be like this why do most of us ignore the chance to miss oh yeah torn apart of the seams of my dreams turn to tears I'm not feeling this situation Run away try to find THAT safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) All these things I hate revolve around Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) Just back off before i snap Once more you tell those lies to me Why can't you just be straight up with honesty (honesty) When you say those things in my ear Why do you always tell me what you wanna hear (wana hear) oh yeah (yeah!) Wear your heart on your sleeve make things hard to believe I'm not feeling this situation Run away try to find that safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like Me! (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) All these things I hate revolve around me (Me) Yeah! (Yeah) Just back off before I snap an

Don't You Hate It When..............
the past comes up to bite you on your ass! seriously, when bad things happen to you in the past, and you work extremely hard to put it all behind you and move on.....it sucks when it comes back to the surface! i am sure that it happens to everyone, and i am sure that we all have to deal, but what do you do to reassure yourself that the past isn't going to become the present again? for me, this issue is new. things happen, and we choose to move past it, but how many times must we be forced to re-visit things that upset us from the past? do we ever really get over it, or just learn to cope with it lingering there? is it possible to really get over things to the extent that they no longer bother you even when they are looking you in the eye? hopefully i will get to that point someday, but speaking from experience i am not there yet! thanks for listening to my rant!!!!!!

Why Is It...
That women shoot down nice guys when it comes to dating. I understand that they want the nice guy t o brig home to mommy and the bad boy in the bedroom, however when you are always labeled as the friend don't they realize they could be tossing away the best thing they could ever hope for? In case you havent guessed... I AM TIRED OF BEING THE FRIEND!!!

What Kind Of God Are You?
Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: Satan You are dEvil.You love to make people cring, and you also laugh and heckle Jesus while his back is turned. You have a weird sense of humor, but somehow it works. Many fear you, and thats the way you like it. Congatulations!! Your are Satan!! You are your own God or Goddess Jesus Goddess Sekhemet Goddess Bast God Zeus The Christian God Budha

Update On Emily
Juss an update for those of you that knew my daughter was hurt tonight, she is going to be fine but is going to need awhile to get back to normal and be able to get around, thanks for the concern.. love you all

8-06-07
Hey all. Leaven ya a little tidbit of what is going on in the family here. We head out from Michigan on the 7th at 9 am to go home. Our new home in canada. YAYNESS..... It will be Me, Raphael and Sheldon for now since Nathan dont wish to go. His loss on time there LOL. Anyway we will be offline for a few days due to this major move. Hope all is well an much love to everyone. Melissa

Trying To Rate...
OK... now I know that things are a tad screwy on the site and technology seems to be having a hissy fit. I have been trying in vain to catch up and rate my friends stashes and have only been capable of rating one. Every other stash item I have tried to rate comes up with "Sorry, You Have Already Rated This Stash Item" even though I have not. I will try to get to your stash items when the glitches are worked out. I am also playing "catch-up" again with rating photos and commenting however I can only rate 1 photo every minute. If I want to leave a comment, every freaking comment has this new "Bouncer ID Check" and it's getting frustrating so please bear with me while fubar gets back into some semblance of a functioning order. I have revamped a lot of my photos and just wanted to share some beautiful nature pics with those interested. Thanks to all who have stopped by to check them out (you know who you are and I thank you and shall reciprocate ASAP if I have not already do

A Rap I Wrote What You Think?!
im just who i want to be got a problem take it up with me you want to talk shit well bitch back it up please because i dont need you to waist my time im not here to please im just fine with who ive grown to be they call me brittaney isnt that extrodinary i got these dreams and to tell you the truth imma pruse them because i have determination ya c i wont give in to lil bitches who doubt what i wanna do and soon enough your gunna c me in the lime light my name will be so big n bright and your gunna be wishin yous was me then i know your gunna try to be someone you thought youd never be a friend to me but ho look you wont even get close enough to touch because i dont play those high school games i dont deal with drama or wanna bes so keep talking shit just ilke your gunna do because im done i dont even got another word for you

♫ô♫ôdoes Your Name Fit You?♫ô♫ô
DOES YOUR NAME FIT YOU? L: very good kisser I: loves to laugh and smile N: easy to fall in love with D: can kick ur butt A: Hot ♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ A: Hot B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: can kick ur butt E: has gorgeous eyes F: lowild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy in a good way L: very good kisser M: makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: smile to die for S: makes people laugh T: is a good person to be with U: Hott V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: smile to die for Z: can be funny and dumb at times

Totally A Dream Job, No?
Your results:You are Inara Serra (Companion) Inara Serra (Companion) 95% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 75% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 75% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 75% River (Stowaway) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45% Wash (Ship Pilot) 40% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 25% Alliance 20% A Reaver (Cannibal) 10% More than just a high paid escort. A companion is well educated, sophisticated and knows well how to comfort others. Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz

New Favorite Person
Well I posted this on my yahoo and fubar blogs, you know that I like satin bras. Well the funiest thing just happened. I opened up my email and there was a message from an individual that will not post bra pics on the intrenet. Well that kinda hurts my feelings, you know liking them and all, but there is more. They emailed me a pic of them in a satin bra (omg, they looked very attractive). The funny thing about this is you think as a guy this would drive me nuts (well it did but thats beside the point) I found my sell all flustered I guess is the best way to say....I thought the person who the picture is of should be embaressed, not the one that sees it. I guess what makes this so amazing to me (exciting even) is it was made just for me, omg what a turn now that I think of it. I'll stop now, but i did call it random thoughts didn't I:)

Fury & Freedom Copy Write 2006
I'm getting one of those headaches again, probably from getting beat. I hurt so bad, these past few weeks, I couldn't even eat. I'm getting one of those headaches again, I don't know what to do. The pain is hurtting so bad, inside, it's splitting me in two. I tried to make it stop before, it didn't seem to work. All because that guy, right there, decided to be a jerk. He pushed me down, and tossed me around, and for that I could not stand. I grabbed a knife and thought to myself, "they'll never find this man." I hit him where I hurt the most, in the head and heart. I put him in the back of the car, my God it would not start. I took him to the truck and put him in the bed. I wish this pain I feel would just leave my head. I drove for what seemed like days, through some brush and dried up streams. I looked around and thought it safe, that no one would hear my screams. I saw the clouds and prayed for rain to cover up my tracks. I tossed the knife in with the body, it felt m

70 Odd Questions
What is your middle name? Refuse to tell What color is your mailbox? black Are you single? No Have you ever hit a deer? Thank God no Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? from work yes. What color is your room? Paneled and wallpaper, both I think from the 50's Do you have a small driveway? no it's 2 vehicles wide Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? depends which one What do you do first in the morning? light a cigarette What brand is your printer? The on ewith the computer I'm on now is Cannon, I have 3 others in my house and one at work. Do you enjoy fighting with people? No Is your hair naturally straight or curly? way too curly Who was your kindergarten teacher? Right, ancient history never was my strong suit. LOL What is your ringtone? Depends whoes calling, my daughter Cocaine, husband Bad Boys, etc Are you taller than your mom? only because she is shrinking What curse word do you say the most

Need Your Opinion Today Please!
I am going tomorrow at 9am to get my hair done. I am definitely going Blonde (right now I am brown with highlites.) Anyway, could use some honest opinions on which shade of blonde. I posted some pics below. Just look at the shade, not the length or style and please let me know which you like. You can even just comment with the corresponding number if you like. Pretty please give me some opinions!!! Thanks, Friends!! ~Mely~ 1 2 3 4

My Friends
I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD... U ALL KNOW WHO U ARE... WITHOUT U GUYS I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD MAKE IT... I HAVE GONE THROUGH A LOT IN THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS AND U GUYS HAVE BEEN THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. A SPECIAL THANKS GOES OUT TO SOHO... GURL WHAT CAN I SAY WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER FROM SCRAPPED KNEES TO HEART BREAKS MARRIAGES AND DIVORCES AND WERE STILL AS STRONG AS EVER! I LOVE U TODAY MORE THAN YESTERDAY AND LESS THAN TOMORROW.. THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING HERE FOR ME U ARE ABSOLUTELY THE TRUE DEFINITION OF A BEST FRIEND..

One Who Waits,sometimes To Long
CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. Loves to smile. Beautiful laugh. Patient.Cautious. Bit of naughty.The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. now i see why i am slow at getting things,1/12/1952 corky1952

Do You Date Like A Man Or A Woman?
You Date Like a Woman According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit. Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?

"the Emptiness Inside"
HERES ANOTHER ONE I WROTE LAST MONTH GEE CAN U TELL I WAS SAD LOL HOPE U LIKE! "The Emptiness Inside" Im tired of crying, Im tired of lying Tired of feeling so empty inside Makes me want to run and hide Theres got to be more to life than this I often sit and wonder what i have Missed Sometimes i feel like Im losing my mind To be happy is so what I long to find Why does everything always happen to me I guess being sad and lonely was what i was meant to be I'm so tired of being lonely and sad I'm tired of being hurt it makes me so mad I often lay at night Wanting just to give up on this fight All i ask out of life is to be happy and free just want to be able to be just me Tired of putting that fake smile upon my face Feels like im running a never ending race All i want to be is happy and smile But i feel like ive walked that last mile I just want my heart to be whole For that i would give my soul So tired of crying So tired o

Guiding Light
Lightning Flashes Across The Sky Reflecting In Her Deep Blue Eye's She Stares Into The MoonLess Night Peace Fill's Her Soul So Deep Inside She Sighs So Many Thing's She Has Yet To Do Car's Flash By Into The Storm Filled Night She Won't Just Sit Idely By And Watch As Her Life Passes Her By No More Will She Sit And Wonder Why It's Time She Took A Stand She Reaches Out For His Hand His Light So Bright Her Guding Light It Shine's Ever So Bright Alway's Leading Her Through The Darkest Of Night's He Set's Her Free To Become All He Wants Her To Be Copyright ©2007 Lisa M.

Life, And The Reason For It All.
You know, it’s a sad thing… to see people pass away from this world at a young age, without being able to enjoy the fullest extent of what this world has to offer, of what we have to offer to each other. But it is a sadder thing still to see people muddle through in this world, surviving well into their eighties perhaps, and still finding themselves in the same boat—never really knowing, at such a late age in life—of our purpose here, of what life is really for. I have long mourned the death of my brother at such a tender age, for the former reasons, and I know now, as I knew then, that I will mourn his passing for the rest of my life. But I know now, as I knew then, that he loved me. That was a gift he gave me, the gift of his love, and the gift of his time in this world—and that is a greater present than any one other person in this world can give—for no person can seek to step in and replace another. God was merciful in that way, however some may see it otherwise. We a

August 17,2007
It has been 11 days now since i lost her .. some days are ok and some days are just bad .. at times i lay in bed trying to sleep but then my thoughts begin to wonder and ponder what she is doing .. i expect to hear my phone ring and hear her voice as i have so many times before , never failed i had heard from her at least 4 times a week. now i hear the silence of the night and the day. like Forest Gump would say .. * Life is like a box of chocolates , You never know what Your gonna get * .. this is so true because from one day to the next everything is so different that when you look back there was something and when you blink your eyes , it is gone .. i do not know how long this pain will continue but i will be strong and hold my head up and smile and show a happy look out side .. but deep within my soul i am bleeding and grieving . Someone told me that to give it a few months and it will be easier , but for some reason i doubt that it will .. You have 1 mother in a lifetime .. an

Good Deeds And Made Beds
I know the saying. You made your bed now lie in it. And I did! And it was one of the worse sleeps I have ever had. I tried to pull the covers over my head but the monster still got me. It held me close and whispered things in my ear that chilled me to my toes. And when I tried to fight back my cries were unheard and my defense was something incredibly pathetic. I hated my mother for a long time. I did. But now I understand. And while I will never be like her in some ways, in other ways we are just alike. She held my hand on rare occassions and whispered advice to me about the monster. I was stupid though, naive and young. I refused to listen. But now I see that she was right. I owe her an apology. The dance was new to her but the steps were familiar. I have found that I cannot slightly dislike anyone anymore. Now my disgust forms like something dark and sticky until it tries to manifest itself as something violent. Yes, a violent dislike. And I stupidly supress it

The Results Are In!!!!!!!!
The results of my AES are in.... And I * * * * * * * * * * Scroll down * * * * * * * * * * * * * Did not pass But thats ok. I received and 18.26 out of 25 points and need a 20 to pass. So I have come to the conclusion that since I was so close...... I will try again next year. Wish me luck!!!!!

What My Profile Wont Tell You About Fseanb2...
you should not be up late if your sick but i am not going to make you or tell you to go to bed.i was sick most of my child hood becase i had imun defitioncy (how ever it is spelled) and i lived on the couch with tv. if we had had the internet back then i would not have wanted to use it when i was sick. i know how sick i was. at one point i had chicken pox and the doctor thought i was going to die and wanted me in the hoespital and my mom, being the nurse (RN) she is, said she would watch me at home. the doctore called everyday till i was well. i can tell you i would not have wanted to sit up and type on a keybord. i could not even hold food down. it would come out both ends.back then a common cold would keep me out of school for a month with the shitting and barfing and fever.so please don't tell me i don't know about getting sick or what i would have wanted to do or not do when i was sick. don't tell me what i know and don't know when i say i know something.so now you know a bit more

Stun Gun
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something "extra" for my wife. I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser.The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on the assailant, allowing my wife adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! To make a long story short, I bought the device, and brought it home. I loaded two Triple-A batteries in the thing, and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot

Jeffy's Mom 1st Dedication
My little boy is now a young man he has made it through things, people couldn't understand his whole life and being rests in god's hands every day I wake up My eyes are swollen and red Some days I am just afraid to even get out of bed A mother never wants to bury their own child it is not a transition that will be gentle or mild Every waking moment, of every single day. I think in my mind God why? Why this way? I have cherished every moment Right from the very start The moment I felt him and heard his little heart A mothers love is precious and our relationship is true Why do we have all these rough times to go through There are many moment burned into my brain That I honestly hope I can see once again watch him with his skate board under his strong feet watch the sparkle in his eyes with a victory that's sweet hoping that some of his dreams come true Before my beloved son must go to visit you Let him have a day filled with joy and no pain Let him pleas

In The Woods
I chase not the deer in the woods what purpose would I have, what kind of mmods I chase not the devil in the trees what purpose would I have, bring satan to his knees? I seek not danger in the forest there is plenty of that at my nearby florist I run not thru the woods bare for none to see I am a free man, however, not quite that free I look upon the stream that divides my path it looks so peaceful, but, was it a journey of wrath? I can stare at the surrounding for ever to create such beauty with my words, I am not so clever So, journey with me in my trek thru the pines we'll travel any direction, damn all the signs I can envision the confusion and look in your eyes when you first notice the tree lined look into the skies

The Key To A Good Relationship Is Good Communication
The key to a good relationship is good communication.You must trust your partner enough to tell them anything (with in reason of course)with out worrying about being judged. Tell you're partner what you feel and think. be straight with them. dont sweat the small shit and remember its all small shit. if you have a problem with with something your partner is doing you need to calmly speak your mind. Its good to gather your thoughts before you discuss your issue but disscuss it while its still fresh in both of your minds. Try not to wait several days later.

Random Words I Like
You are someone who tries thier best to look forward to a new day...and yet you find yourself being buried further into the darkness. when all you wanted is to be embraced by the light...may you find your peace with in yourself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Love is always bestowed as a gift. Freely, Wellingly, and without expectations.we dont love to be loved,We love to love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love is a deep;The more i give to thee the more i have, For both are infinite. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If i go away what would still remain of me? The ghost within your eyes? The whisper in your sighs? you see....Believe and im always there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You will never know true happiness until you have truely loved. And you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.

Stable And Predictable
Characteristics of Your Ideal Mate: STABLE & PREDICTABLE The main characteristics that you should be searching for in a partner are stability and predictability. Although this may sometimes lead to a relationship that is a little lacking in excitement, you will be happy because you will feel secure. You need to find someone who loves routine as much as you do and who isn’t going to throw any unwanted surprises your way. You also should look for someone who is charming and romantic because you place more importance on the love in a relationship rather than on the lust.

Friend Or Boss
The big question is : Time to be a friend or be a boss ? Ok this is how it goes, I had a friend who worked with me at the same company , I was one of his managers, We have always kept work at work and kept a regular friendship outside of work.. never really mixed the two. we did really well with it for about a year or so..... recently he quit his position to move on to better things, I do wish him well, As his friend I hope he is happy likes it and all that good stuff.. Now to put it into boss issue ... I wasnt happy with the way he left but whatever.. now back to friend mood, I have heard recently that my friend and his wife split up , its a weird situation but thier business , Hope all works out there too. Boss mood : she calls about his paycheck, I explain it was mailed and what company policy is, she dont like it but nothing I can do about it.. she begins to argue with me about it .. I explain it eally has nothing to do with her , Its his paycheck and if theres a probl

Summer
“The whitest white dipped in clinging dirt. Another summer has thrown its corpse on my floor. The streets have given birth to even more strangers. Rivers of urine stripe the sidewalks. It rained the other day and the only thing that occurred to me was it would wash the smell away for a few days. Tonight is the first hot night. Outside my window, the human noise factor is intense. It’s past midnight. They talk too much. They scream liquor-fueled idiot chatter. I pull away and close the door. I think about how it’s all going to play out. How much time people spend trying to get across to each other, trying to clear their names. Trying to overturn the charges brought against them. I have decided to tell them that it’s all true and not seek a fair trial. It’s the only way to be free. Stop trying to matter. I could get my body tattooed with air-colored ink and walk invisibly amongst them. I have heard people say that they felt closer to their parents after they have died. Maybe if I treat p

Just Some Comments About Me
First off, to the guys...if I rate/fan/friend you, it's because I'm most likely returning the favor. It does not mean I want to 'cyber play' or sleep with you. I'll rate 9's and 10's with the same (I would rate 11's with 11's, but I can't afford to). I ignore the rest. If I rate something a 10, it doesn't mean I like it. I'm just being polite and showing respect for your choices and taste in things. If I don't rate something, it's because I either missed it or I could not in good conscience do so (there are some really nasty things out there). I also will no longer rate/comment on pesonal NSFW pics. It just leaves me open for hassles I don't want. I do respect your choice in faith, beliefs and religion except those that promote/condone hate, harm or evil. I am not a Christian. I am a Druid. Please do not think you have to 'save' my soul, try to convert me or otherwise shove your choice down my throat. I will not do that to you. However I will do my best to answer your honest, si

Urgent Please Read
Trying to see how many friends read my blog and if blogs are actually ever read. Please follow the link below and rate a few pics let me know these blogs actually are read . Thank You!! Click The Pic Above

The Dear John Letter I Got
I cant give something to you that I do not have to give. Cory has always been the one I've been searching for and I just had to get away to realize that I'm sorry for seaming like such an asshole but I just didn't know what to say. I'll get my stuff out when I get back. It's just that I've been tring to find a way to tell you and then I start typing and someone comes in and takes me off the internet cause we have a mission. I really apriciate everything you and your perents have done for me though. I don't know what else to say but I'm sorry for the rocky road I've put you on. Bye

What
what is love but a passing moment what is love but lust on a hi,when you tell me you love me i know it is a lie, when you tell me you care, do you?? do you even know my name?? do you know that i cry when you say it wrong, do you know i know you lie when you say it wrong??? you dont lust me love me or care, you just want to penatrate me pull on my hair...do i know your name do you even damn care??? i know your name, i knew ever stand of your hair, love is not earneed it is not something you find is it something that is learned when you want for it through time!!!! WHAT By Satondra

Aloha To The Captain!
Hellooooo to you if you are reading this. If not, then never mind. I know there are a few people that read my posts, but you just never know if they will be from me or some pearl of wisdom I have found somewhere else to share. This is all mine tonite. Those of you that have read this blog for the past couple of months will remember postings about Captain Sweetheart. For those of you who are just dropping by, the captain is shown in my photo album. She is a fairly young, attractive, and charming woman I have been friends with for a couple of years. We work together at the same mega-corporation. This past spring, the Capn began sharing stories with me about her living situation, point being that hubby was abusive and violent. There is nothing I hate more than violence to children, but domestic violence towards either spouse is a close second. She asked for my help. Being the kind person I am, and believing in her sincerity - she is VERY charming - I agreed to let her stay w

9-11-2007 Feelings
Damn where to start on this one? Its been 6 years and the pain still hurts as if i lost you yesterday. The nightmare of hearing the horrid fate you faced inside that building when the plane hit drove me insane to the point of going into the army to avenge you. now here i stand feeling it was all for nothing sure we came saw and kicked ass but what good did it do? fact is your still gone and nothing can change that. i should be on top of the world right now got a good paying job a wife that loves me and three beautiful kids but deep inside i feel empty and hollow with the loss of my grandmother this year in june this september is going to be the hardest for me and god forbid october rolling around it will be the one year anniversary of steve's death. what do i do? i look back at all i did and feel i should have done more. who do i talk to about these feelings? which way do i turn it seems everytime someone close to me gets too close they die. then top it off with the past marital probl

Update
I don't usually like to post my personal business on the internet, but thought I would give everyone an update since I havent been online or out much...... Sunday,September 9th, it will be the 2 months, since I broke my tib/fib bones in my left leg. Three hours into the first day of our vacation. My boyfriend, myself, and his three kids. While at the pool with the kids, I slipped and fell in a pool that was new to this campground this year. This was a serious injury, the doctor said that the only thing that could have made it worse, is if the bones had actually broke through my skin. Pics of my x-rays are available in my pics, if anyone would like to see what I am going through. I spared everyone the gross pics. I have a metal rod through my tib, a metal plate on my fib, numerous pins & screws, and a very large open wound that had to be graphed from my upper thigh. So I have quite a few lovely scars. And the tattoos on my ankle have been ruined. But thats the least of my worries. D

Packing
Well the day has came... its time to start packing. I don't want to move but i have too. I am kinda excited about finally owning my own place. I just wish that i could snap my fingers and all my stuff magical was packed, moved, and put up in my new place. Girl can dream right!

Das Sooo True.....
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to abo

My Store....
Hey... got some free time... Come visit my store... I have tons of wholesale items... and I give my friends a special deal... Check it out... http://store.ebay.com/cowboys-emporium or www.freeweb.com/cowboysemporium

If I Knew
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's

Answer And Repost. Have Fun
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16 .How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Often Repeated Conversation
Over the years the conversation varies from person to person but the main thrust always comes down to person a is in a bind emotionally... They're stuck in a stressful life situation but they love someone they want to be with but being with that person is going to cause another person pain, or make them an outcast with their crowd, or deep down inside they're not sure that what they want is right but they want to be with this person because they feel happy with them. Person b usually tries different approaches, do you really love whoever? What about how you feel about person x, and didn't the current object of affection cheat on you/someone else? And the conversation usually degenerates into do whatever you want and person a makes the wrong choice 9 times out of 10 and is miserable... Having been on both sides of that conversations I'm fairly sure the odds aren't too exaggerated... although I do believe I have over simplified things by a stretch. The thing is, at our core we are

Bdsm
In my absence from fubar and the net in general, I have been learning about the BDSM lifestyle. I have learned a lot about dominance and submission. In my absence I have also gained the submission of four female slaves. Whom all I adore very much. It has been an amazing time for me. Heightened emotions and pleasure. I am very great full to my beautiful slaves for exploring this life with me. I mentioned a book in a earlier blog “Screw the roses, send me the thorns” It’s an amazing book to read. For the people shaking there heads before you pass judgement I suggest you read it and then see what you think.

Which One Are You?
Hi, I hope this reaches alot of people :) I'm helping a neighbor. She's doing a study on left hand right hand dominance. please write if you are a male or female and if you are a lefty or a righty :) THANK you so much :)

Dear Me..
Dear me, I am writing this letter, to try to tell myself I deserve better. Dear me, How much more heartbreak can I take will this be a mistake, or a chance I take Dear me, Of all the things Ive done, I try to tell myself he is the one. Dear me, Its the moment in time, I have to step up and fight to make him mine. Dear me , Its a chance I take, and its such a high steak, what if my heartbreaks. Dear me, What have I done to make me think, I could be the one. Dear me, I have to tell him know just how I feel, but I am not sure how. Dear me, You know you want him, Dear me, You know you miss him. Dear me, You know you need him. Dear me, You know you have to tell him right know.. Dear me.....

A Greeting For Fu Newbies ***
to Fubar (fka "Cherry Tap", fka "Lost Cherry"). Hoping that you enjoy exploring and meeting other new folks on the site. Looking forward to seeing how you further develop your site; if you need any tips, anyone can help. Everyone is friendly here and would be absolutely flattered that you asked them. I can send you some quick tips (including tips on creating your mandatory salute photo), if you would like. Just ask!! The sites are filled with blogs, Mumms, Messages, Bulletins, and so much more to have a variety of communication means on this site. Although it may seem overwhelming at first, it will soon all fall into place. Do keep in touch and don't forget to fan those who you might want to be friends with as well!! Oh, yeah. One more thing... If you vote on someone/something you like, it is an unspoken rule of thumb to vote 10's; otherwise, just don't place a vote as a courtesy to all... :D Have fun and welcome.... Your friend, Kat, aka Devine TxRose

Zippa
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."

Hunting Trip!
Father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' "Well, I guess I just panicked ".

Is It The Unknkown?
you have to stay on track, in order for things to make sense, you can't stray to the unkown keep your ship afloat and all will be unharmed but, sometimes it is the unknown that scares us why walk through the dark shadowy forrest when a paved road is infront of you is it the mystery? the wonders that make us curious as to what could be out there? people walk the line of the safe road to ensure a stable path what would ever happen to us if we stepped off course? will we sink into the quick sands of misery and kill ourselves of hope and brightness? or if we take that great chance and take that first step into that unknown, could it possibly alter our lives somehow ... for the great?? a really good and trusted friend just told me: "if we dont take chances we may never know what life may bring" this is how i replied to him ... "even a small thing can be a chance, like... deciding to go to a different store for your last second purchase, or buying a soda from a differ

Dont No..............
ok just an update.............as most of u no i have been in a bad situation here @ home......well i'l try and make this short: last night my.....hubby & i...disided to end things, which all this has been coming 4 a while now, ne way, we kinda, sorta got into it.....some shoving & stuff, ne way i came out with my wrist all bruised...........got up today like nothing happened, went to work.....about 1pm im dragged out of work by CYS (Children & Youth Services). my kids had went to school & told what had happened said they were afraid that their dad would kill their mom. so..in order not to lose my kids i had to charge him 4 abuse & get a PFA. now......things suck!! i have no where to live (except my parents) because our home is his place of business, so i had to leave. my whole family is nowstarting shit with me & everyone i no. i mean what the hell was i 2 do when im told do this or lose your kids? they r my life!! ne way, im home right now only to get a few things........i don

Fall Carlisle
http://www.carsatcarlisle.com/fall/index.asp A few of us in the chatroom including yours truly are going. So far about 10 people all across the US are joining us. We are staying here, theres still rooms if your interested. I`d book now! http://www.comfortinnharrisburg.com/

Again My Contest
PLEASE HELP ME OUT NEED ABOVE 500 COMMENT BY THE END OF TODAY TO QUALIFY FOR THIS CONTEST,,,IT'S FOR HAPPY HRS. AND THAT'S 25,000 COMMENT...THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=637102&i=3287376588

My Voice And Bad Quality Video!
This is what i sound like for anyone who cares^_^, its a clip from back in April, the picture is really realy bad but you can see my outline haha. Oh and the thing behind the video, there was a Trail of Terror last year, and for some reason i kept loosing my R's, and replacing them with W's, so i kept saying it as "Twail of Tewwow!". everyone always wanted me to say it, Chad caught it on tape.

Product Review Mailloop 7.0
"Is this email marketing software all hype? Or, does Mailloop REALLY have the potential to help you grow a six-figure income Internet business?" Product Review of "Mailloop: email and Business Automation Software" Are you drowning in a sea of email chores...? Sure, email is now considered to be one of the top 3 essential Internet marketing strategies: >> A single email campaign can be worth $1,000s (if not TENS of $1,000s) in sales -- in less than 24 hours. >> And unlike like offline advertising, there are NO printing, envelope,or postage costs to take a bite out of your profits -- email is FREE to send. ... The PROBLEM is, unless you automate your email chores early in your business lifecycle, what you're *saving* on postage and printing costs COULD be eaten up by 100s of wasted hours. It's not really FREE to send an email campaign if it takes you 3 days to actually get it out the door! Fortunately, today there are software and services available that take th

Heh
I'm brand spanking new to this, kinda confusing and jumbled around. w/e. Anyways trying to figure it out...so bear with me until i get the ropes....if i'm doing something wrong or something just send me a mail and i'll correct it...

Points
There has been a lot of talk about 'point hoes' lately. I would just like to clarify for all those who read this... i am not a point hoe. I didn't join this site just to gain levels. I have only asked once for help to level (yesterday) but that was only cause i had something stupid like 900 points til my next level.... and it was annoying the shit out of me. If i was a point hoe, i would be asking for people to rate/fan/add me for more points still, even though i have just leveled up. i ain't gonna do that. People can do all that stuff for IF they want to and WHEN they want to. I joined this site to talk to people. And the people i have spoken to so far are great people. I am glad to have met them. I will now apologise though for not talking much to you all. But I do have a reason. I am only on dial up at the moment. It takes about 5 minutes for a fubar page to load up on my computer. This makes it difficult to chat to people on here. Which is why I try to catch up with people on weeke

Song Survey
HERE'S SOMETHING TO GET ALL YOU MUSIC LOVERS THINKIN. JUST POST THE SONG YOU THINK OF FOR EACH SITUATION THEN REPOST AS SONG SURVEY. 1.) SONG THAT SUMS YOU UP: Eminem - the way i am 2.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE: Aaliyah - one in a million 3.) MOST OVERPLAYED SONG ON THE RADIO: definitely that damn irreplaceable song by beyonce 4.) SONG THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY: Rich Boy - just bought a cadillac remix(it just does ok lol) 5.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR BEST FRIEND: Alkaholics - only when im drunk(Marti) Mark Morrison - return of the mack(Sam) 6.) SONG THAT MAKES YOU CRY: Lenny Williams - I love you(not really though) 7.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF HIGH SCHOOL: DMX - hows it goin down 8.) SONG YOU HEARD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR FIRST CAR: Fabolous - into you 9.) SONG YOU HEARD ON YOUR FIRST DATE: TLC - Red Light Special 10.) SONG YOU'D DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING: Alicia Keys - Diary 11.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF SUMMERTIME: G

Nasa And The Bible!
For all the scientists out there, and for all the students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation, and that He is still in control. Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been called "myth" in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore , Maryland , and a consultant in the space program, relates the following development. I think one of the most amazing things that God has done for us today happened recently to our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland . They were checking out where the positions of the sun, moon, and planets would be 100 years and 1,000 years from now. We have to know this so we won't send up a satellite and have it bump into something later on in its orbits. We have to lay out the orbits in terms of the life of the satellite and where the planets will be so the whole thing

Triple-berry Granola Crisp
Warm mixed berries topped with a crispy granola topping—it's simply delicious! From eatbetteramerica. Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:1 hr makes:9 servings 1 bag (8 oz) Cascadian Farm® frozen organic blueberries 1 bag (10 oz) Cascadian Farm® frozen organic strawberries 1 bag (10 oz) Cascadian Farm® frozen organic raspberries 1/4 cup sugar 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups Cascadian Farm® organic oats & honey granola Vanilla reduced-fat ice cream or frozen yogurt, if desired 1. Heat oven to 375°F. In ungreased 8-inch square (2-quart) glass baking dish, mix frozen berries, sugar and flour until fruit is coated. Bake 20 minutes. 2. Stir. Sprinkle with granola. 3. Bake 15 to 20 minutes longer or until light golden brown and bubbly. Let stand 5 to 10 minutes before serving. Serve warm with ice cream. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): In step 1, bake 25 minutes. In step 3, bake 18-23 minutes. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 130

Once Again
Once again I have messed things up. Letting myself feel instead of chilling my heart to the world. I have always struggled with getting involved or attached to others and well now seems to be no different than the rest. I just wrote this because my heart is aching...my love to all who have felt the same way..xoxoxoxo

The Silent Ranks
I waer no uniforms, No blues or army greens, But I an in the Army, In the ranks rearly seen, I have no rank upon my shoulders, salutes I do not give, But the military world is the place where I live, I'm not in the chain of command, Orders I do not get, But my husband is the one who does, This I can not forget, I'm not the one who fires the weapon, qho puts my life on the line, But my job is just as tough, I'm the one that's left behind, My husband is a patriot,A brave and prideful man, And the call to serve his country, Not all can understand,Behind the lines,I see the things needed to keep this country free, My husband makes the sacrifice, Soldiering is his life, But I stand among the silent ranks, Known as the Army Wife. i love this poem.. all the poems in this section of my blogs are ones that i have found and loved... if you know any that will help to give me encouragement that please send it to me.. i would love it.. thank you and god bless you all

No, No , No
A man with a 25 inch long weenie goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me? The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my weenie is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope." The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magical powers. You must say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem." The man's face lit up and he d

Friends??
Here's a question for all of you! What happened to real friends? Did they suddenly just die off? Or were they never real to begin with? I'm confused as to why people have to pretend on being a friend to someone. I'm shocked to sit here and think back to all of my friends and I'm left wondering who they really were. It seems that once they got whatever it is they were after, they were gone within months! Or if you just happen to be seeing somone, that THEY don't like, they vanish! As if they were never there! Now are true friends suppose to do this? Then when their having an issue, or a problem that their having a problem with. They expect YOU to be there for them! But, if ever the day came that you needed the same in return, their no where to be found! again is THIS suppose to happen? If not, then what the hell is going on? Seems to me...everyone is to busy using everyone else to notice such things! But I guess as some would say...thats life sometimes! If so, that sucks! T

I Love You!
I Love You I love you so deeply, I love you so much. I love the sound of your voice, and the way we touch. I love your kind, thoughtful way. The joy you bring, to my life everyday. I love you today, as I have from the start. And I will love you forever, with all my heart. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

Bah!!
DFJGNDFKJHG;KDFHGLDKFHGDRG GOD DAMMIT! Okay...tell me please if you think I'm overreacting here. If a guy says he's going to call you, you expect him to call you, right? I have a boyfriend and we've been going out for...OH...three weeks today. We kinda sort made plans to go to the movies yesterday but he had to cancel. Which was fine because he called me. Told me that he would call me today. Nothing. So...I called him...found out he was busy, which he didn't call me to tell me that. I finally got in touch with him and he told me that he was busy and that he would call me later. Nothing. He has a cell phone. I have a cell phone. I also have three cordless house phones. Is there a force feild around the phones that prevents them from picking it up? Is it all that hard to just call and say "Well, I can't come see you, hun. Shit came up. I'm sorry. I'll talk to you later." Takes two freaking seconds. I thought we were going to go to the movies today...but no. I got my cloth

"about Whiz" Info"
"ABOUT Whiz" INFO" OFFICIAL Whiz Community, The only place where you'll find any "OFFICAL WHIZ Community" INFO on the web! About Me: Army Retired WHIZ's SUMMARY OF SKILLS - Collects and organizes data and conducts analyses (ATRRS), MSWord, Excel, Access, Fox, Enable, ...). Prepares and submits reports. Utilizes knowledge of PC-based software (spreadsheets, database, wordprocess). Provides technical assistance to staff. Monitor and analyze databases as Project Manager. Provide training and/or computer support. Supervise support staff. Designs, plans and conducts, from concept to completion, projects with significant impact on the unit (Training, Mob, Movement, Safety, Security). Assists with or conducts initial interviews of soldiers to provide training assistance, determine eligibility for training programs. Administer and score basic educational tests. Performs administrative and/or clerical support for an office, unit or program area. Acts as lead worker or supe

My Pictures
Most of my folders I have set to private. Im so sick of all this NSFW bullshit. Most of my pics have been marked now. I have found another site I like and it doesn't matter what pics you put up. If it wouldn't be for the few friends I have made on here. I probably would have already deleted my account by now. This shit is F**ked up. And I thought we was all adults on here. I guess some of us still need to grow up!!!! Now you have to be on my family list to see my pics!

New Pic Folder.....
I have been asked quite a few times what is my type and I keep trying to explain that I dont have one LOL. So to prove my point I am going to start a folder that contains the many faces of my exs LOL.

Official Wicked Dollz Model Application
Interested In Becoming A Wicked Doll?? Wicked Dollz is based out of the DFW, TX area. And the models are from ALL over the world!!! We are selecting only a select few 15 (perhaps more depends on who all applies) to be a part of the Wicked Dollz family and represent us with pride. (More in the future) VERY IMPORTANT: Please make sure your local laws allow you to pose nude before applying. Must be 18 years of age or older to apply. We are looking for women sizes 4-26, with the Wicked Dollz look! Must have Piercings & Tattoos. Goth, Freak, Rockabilly, Punk, Retro, Juggalettes is their way of life not just a look!!! If you think you we have described you then feel free to apply! At the moment we are not able to pay the model, although in the future we hope that we can and we will be doing so. There is A LOT in store for Wicked Dollz Inc. Just stay tuned!!!! We wish to have models apply that believe they have what it takes to be a Wicked Dollz and will stick with us

I Need A New Mini Goal
So i got my first mini goal.. yay..!!! i was so excited but now i need a new one.. any idea's.. my last goal was to move the big bar down on the scale... which that was 20 pounds to do.. whats ur thoughts of a new mini goal

I'm Sorry! :-(
After visiting a wonderful friend's page last night and realizing that a few important things in her life had changed and I didn't know it, I realized that I have been letting the seduction of leveling suck me in to the point where I couldn't keep up with anyone. And for that, I am so very sorry! I have created this account so that I can start all over again with the good REAL friends that I had before, if they'll accept my sincerest apologies. As soon as I can contact the people important to me, my other account will be deleted. Again, I am so sorry for my behavior and I hope you can forgive me! commentburner.com PROFILEPOUNDER.COM

Two Bombfest This Afternoon (copied From Family Page)
This afternoon from 2 to 4(central) I would like to have a family bombfest on the contest pic of Asshole (yes thats his name-lol) Then from 6 to 8(Central) I would like to have a bombfest on Tiggerbears pic. They both only need 10K comments to get a one month VIP. Once we get them close I will add 2 more family members to BBG's giveaway. You get to pick either a VIP or a week blast. We can knock out 10K comments in no time. This is a good opportunity if we work hard to get the whole family with pink and blue names. When we are VIP's and have 100 11's a day to give out we can level each other up WAY faster Let's keep Flakitcat in first as best we can. We have tough competition on hers.

My Dj Bully
♥~♥IT'S THE WEDDING OF ALL WEDDINGS! YOU NEED TO COME IN TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUSS IS ABOUT!♥~♥ ♥~♥BUTTERFLY WARRIOR AND DIRT WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THE CELEBRATION OF THEIR LOVE WITH YOU♥~♥ ♥~♥THE MEMBERS OF K.O.P.E. AND THE GUARDIANS OF HELL LOUNGE WELCOME YOU TO JOIN US FOR THIS VERY SPECIAL OCCASION♥~♥ ~BE THERE OR BURN IN HELL~ ♥~♥THE WEDDING WILL TAKE PLACE DIRECTLY FOLLOWING A LIVE NO HOLDS BARRED INTERVIEW WITH THE K.O.P.E. FOUNDER AND DIRT HIMSELF K.O.P.E. CO-FOUNDER. INTERVIEW WILL BEGIN AT 9:30pm EST. THIS IS ONE YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!♥~♥

Blahs!!!
I guess I'm just having one of those days. Woke up this morning, alone, listening to the rain fall and wondering what the day would bring. Almost wishing I had to work today just so I'd have something to do other than chores around the house and thinking about...well, lots of things. Trying to get things ready for the weekend even though the plans you have are not exactly the ones you'd hoped for...Anyways...Like I said, I guess it's just one of those days!

I Would
put some images of me on here since theirs like alot of people with pics like it. but they might delete mine but yeah i wont even though i like the pictures of me i was going to add. i might just go to my myspace and get some of my photos from there and add it to here hopefully somebody will comment on them.

Recruit
Have you ever wondered what "bombing" was?Don't know if you would be any good at it?Come join a family who will teach you what it is and how it's done.....show you how to enter a contest and help you win it.... You must have a salute photo on your profile and go through a short probation period to make sure that a bombing family is where you truly want to be.... You must acknowledge and follow all the rules of a family,but shoot!!! these aren't all that hard...they're actually pretty practical and as down to earth as the people in the family itself... So if you're new to the 'net,don't know a lot of folks and want to make some truly down-home friends.....well,what the heck ya'll waitin' for?? COME JOIN US!!!!!!!! The Global Bombers@ fubar Sweetbaby~Partner/Owener~Of~GlobalBombers~Wanka-Tanka-Clan@ fubar studman3635~founder of global bomber's & family club~@ fubar Contact any one of the three people listed above.

Open Heart
I OPEN MY HEART AND HAND IT TO YOU ..WHAT YOU DO WITH IT ..IS UP TO YOU . I HOPE YOU HANDLE IT WITH LOVE AND CARE...CAUSE ITS SO EASLY TO BREAK ..REASON ITS EASY TO BREAK IS CAUSE ITS BEEN BROKEN SO MANY TIMES IN ITS LIFE ..SO THAT IS WHY I SAY HANDLE WITH LOVE AND CARE ..DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE IT CAN TAKE ..CAUSE PIECE BY PIECE IT HAS BEEN BROKEN DOWN ...SO I HOPE YOUR ABLE TO HANDLE TO TAKE MY HEART INTO YOUR HANDS FOR THE LOVE AND CARE THAT IT NEEDS AND WANTS.. WROTE BY..PAMELA GHALI

Gwen's Kitchen
Gwen stood at the sink washing out a dirty coffee cup. The sun poured through the window giving her kitchen a warm glow. Sitting at the kitchen table sipping coffee was Gwen's next door neighbor and confidant Kelli. Kelli was already dressed for work but, as she was leaving she got a call that her boss was entertaining clients with a game of golf and she need not come to work. That was fine for Kelli who went next door to see what her friend Gwen was up to. Kelli discovered her friend was still dressed in last night's Fredericks finery. Gwen shamelessly moped around the kitchen in a beige teddy that barely covered her ass and a spaghetti strap that kept falling off her shoulder. Her curly, dirty blonde hair sloppily tied atop her waking head. Kelli also noticed that Gwen was still wearing a drooping pair of thigh high black stockings. And to top it off Kelli watched as Gwen bent over to pick up a spoon she'd dropped discovering Gwen had no underwear on. Top- o- the morning Kelli sar

New Pledge Of Allegiance (totally Awesome)
WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA: New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers sp

*sigh*
Lastnight I decided I was gonna take a preg test. I should have started my monthly like almost 2 wks ago. I wasnt sure if I should tell Jeff that I was late or wait until I took the test. Well I decided to go ahead and tell him. Now I wish I hadnt. He got off work early and he said he wanted to talk to me. The first question he asked me was "where you taking your birthcontrol?" I told him that I was. Then he said I didnt need to get defensive. That its hard to talk to me cuz I get defensive. I get that way if I feel like I am being accused of something. He even said that he was keeping track of all the times I got defensive with him. He said he prayed that it was just stress that thats y I am late. I took the test last night and this morning and all were negative. I laid on the couch lastnight when everyone was in bed and he came out and asked my y I was on the couch. I told him what was on my mind and he said that he was only asking cuz he hasnt even seen my pills. I dont think I n

Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend Application If you're a girl, title this "boyfriend application" and if you're a guy title it "girlfriend application". Repost this and see who's eligibe to be your special someone. Have fun! Send it back if you think you could get the job... BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best th

Only In Florida
Only a person in Florida could think of this... From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in punta gorda,Florida after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At

Thank You "once I Met"
I'd like to give a big thank you to "Once I Met You I Let Go" for getting me this 1 month VIP access. Shes such a doll. Please Rate/Fan and add her especially if I have helped you out in the past. Once i met@ fubar

Mind Boggling Questions
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. W

"poetry"
"The Promise" I want to take you to places you've never been Show you what it's like to ride the color of the wind Wrap you in a world of love that only my heart can bring Surround you with security that will make your heart sing I want to do things with you that you have never done Walk with you down paths that neither of us has won Make your whole body tingle with just one glance I will do things to you never read in any romance I want to wrap my fingers all through your hair I'll show how much love two hearts can share So, this is "The Promise" From me to you I will always love and care for only you. "Tears Are Unspoken Words" Behind every tear there is a story Some are happy Some are sad Some are funny And some are glad. . . Some are healthy Some are sick Some are in pain And some are in vain. . . Some are surprise Some are excited Some are invited And some are delighted. . . Some are of birth Some are of death Some of them put our love to the te

Stupid British Laws
Tue Nov 6, 2:19 PM ET LONDON (AFP) - Queen Elizabeth II's speech in the British parliament Tuesday may have been routine but at least nobody got bored to death. That would have been against the law. Dying in parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television channel showing a legal drama series. And though the lords were clad in their red and white ermine cloaks and ambassadors from around the world wore colorful national costumes, at least nobody turned up in a suit of armor. Illegal. Other rules deemed utterly stupid included one that permits a pregnant woman to urinate in a policeman's hat and murdering bow-and-arrow-carrying Scotsmen within the city walls of York, northern England. A law stating that in Liverpool, only a clerk in a tropical fish store is allowed to be publicly topless, was also ridiculous, said a poll of 3,931 people for UKTV Gold television out Tuesday. Nearly half

Rails??
A question I get more often than not when people I work with find out I build AR-15's is how to get a rail for an accessory on the forearm without replaceing the assembly. I used to tell them to buy the expinsive clamshell quad rails that don't free float, but now there is another option. And anyone can do it. Add-A-Rail from Mounting Solution Plus (MSP) The ADD-A-RAIL SYSTEM is an affordable and easy solution to add rail mounted accessories with out the frustration or the cost of add full railed forearm. ADD-A-RAIL SYSTEM works with factory standard AR-15 A-2 and M4 forearm. Designed to allow use of a detachable rail mounted accessories such as a Surefire flashlights, Harris Bipod or foregrips, or other . ADD-A-RAIL comes in two version and can be used on either TOP/BOTTOM or RIGHT/LEFT side of your forearm. MSP specializes in tactical mounts and gun accessories for professional and competition shooters. Click Hear to learn more.

Guys!!!! Applications Are Accepted
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22. what do you rate me outta 1-10(10 being best)

For See Could Be The One For Me
For as I look at your eyes your heart opens to me as mine does for you For as you look away as you do and smile to your self in that very special way as I can tell you are by the redness of your face As my belly fills with butterfly’s as you do Just as seeing the twinkle in your eyes as I can feel them up on me every time am not looking at you For that feeling melts me to the ends of the earth for just seeing and feeling all these wonderful feelings for you As I want to just hold you in my arms and not letting you go ever in our life times we will find each other in every life time we have in the future for these feeling are only scared in my body as I glazed my eyes up on you for seeing you for the first time in my life For as I would love to be yours as I think to my self I am not good enough for you as I am willing to be the man you are dreaming of each night as for I would take the pain and suffering away for you with a kiss on your loving forehead for feeling this way wi

Watt Woman Look Like When They Drink!!
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHE

My One Love
I never thought I would be with you. Now I cant wait until we say "I do" All my dreams finally becoming real. Thank you so much for letting me feel. The thought of you is constant in my head. From the time I wake until we return to bed. Your touch sends tingles down my spine. I cant believe that you're all mine. Our lives together we will be able to share All because the day you told me that you care. Everyone saying we won't make it anywhere, Why do they have to be so unfair? Then you look deep into my eyes I can't help but realize That no matter what they say or do. You'll always love me and I will always love you. Then we continue, our long growing strong. Thats when we know we will stand the fight all along. The only one that matter are just us two. It doesn't matter to us what they say or do.

Nymphomaniac
Nymphomaniac A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "One popular myth is that American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to posse

Friends
*Near to the door* *he paused to stand* *as he took his class ring* *off her hand* *all who were watching* *did not speak* *as a silent tear* *ran down his cheek* *and through his mind* *the memories ran* *of the moments they walked* *and ran in the sand hand and hand* *but now her eyes were so terrible cold* *for he would never again* *have her to hold* *they watched in silence* *as he bent near* *and whispered the words..* *"I LOVE YOU" in her ear* *he touched her face and started to cry* *as he put on his ring and wanted to die* *and just then the wind began to blow* *as they lowered her casket* *into the snow....* *this is what happens* *to man alive.....* *when friends let friends....* *drink and drive.*

My Terminal Illness
I know by Gods grace and only his grace I am alive today, the thing I was immediately struggling with was why was I saved? what is my purpose? By all medical standards and reasonings I shouldn't be alive, and when I did finally go to get a second opinion from a different hospital I was given 72 hours at most to live without surgery. I was in CHF, and had a severe bacterial endocarditis (they said it was a rare Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus bacteria) that was ravishing my heart tissue, this wasn't all though I had an enlarged heart, a fistula which is an abnormal opening from the inside of my heart to the outside made by the bacteria eating it's way through, I also had the infection in my tricuspid and mitral valves, and a burst aortic aneurysm which the doctors at the first hospital I went to (where I was working when I started getting sick in September of 2004) told me that "it was in my head", that "I was 33 I couldn't be having chest pain or shortness of breath", they

This Is My Name
Alot of people ask me my name it doesn not mean i worship the devil. It does not mean im concieted. But i believe all women are Goddess's ...WOMEN not girls or ladies real WOMEN are Goddess's and we end up with Devil's (boys men anythng with a penis really) but sometimes those Goddess's shine light upon evil and that light shines and beats the evil and the Goddess's Prevails. However, sometimes the light in the Goddess's power is not so strong and the evil torments her and leaves her wilted and that is what i am a tormented beated withered Goddess's waiting for the light 2 become strong and hopefully find her devil and beat the darkness.

Stranded Scotsman
One day a Scotsman who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years,saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blond! The glamorous blond strode up to the Scotsman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?" "Ten years," he replied. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag and said, "That is so good I'd almost forgotten what a great smoke could be". "And how long has it been since you had a drop of Single Malt Scotch?" Trembling, the Scotsman replied "ten years also".

My Phobias
I am Aichmophobia which is a great fear of needles, Ornithoscelidaphobia which is a great fear of Dinosaurs, and i'm deathly afraid of driving off a bridge or cliff into a lake or ocean and being stuck underwater, trying to get out before i drown.

I Support The Troops
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He

Just Because
Just wanted to say muahhhhh to all my new friends and fu-family I have been hanging in the G spot Lounge for the past couple of weeks and have gained more friendships and family than since I have been here all together. Thanks to Mass for the invite if not for you I wouldnt be where I am today. So muahhhhhhhhhhhh to you hun. Rate me/Add me do what you will with me lol.....Love will be returned....

Engaged!!
I am starting a new chapter in my relationship. It feels wierd but I love him. If I never would of went to that bar I never would of kissed him. And we would not be where we are today. I know it sounds funny but he makes me happy. And though he kept a secret from me at first and I understand why. I am anxious about getting married to someone who is going to be in the Army. But I do not see that.. I see his loving personality and his smile. I look forward to spending my life with him

Crazy Day
Well it finally happened, after I got home from work last night My soon to be ex started yelling and screaming at me. I did my best to keep my mouth shut, I've found that if i say things when I'm mad its hard to pull my foot out of my mouth, she ranted and raved, did a few really crazy things. The kids were now well aware we had been considering divorce. Well after all of this she packed up and left, the only downside is that she took my youngest daughter with her. I hope I can get through all this without my kids getting to scarred, and i so appreciate all my friends here who have helped make me feel better. Funny how you can be both scared and relieved at the same time. ill keep ya posted....

Overdose
Your breath, my suffocation Your smile, my frustration Im so alive since youre dead to me Systematic overdose of reality Your pain, my sunny day Your light, my dark and grey So alive, now that youre dead to me Systematic overdose of reality Your surrender, my relentlessness Your struggles, my happiness Im alive, since youre dead to me Systematic overdose of reality Your apathy, my determination Your downfall, my vindication So alive, now that youre dead to me Systematic overdose of reality

Woman
How would you feel if you had a girl who tells all of your dirt online and her friends constantly bitch at you for doing things when it isnt even there business? dont get me wrong i dont like drama and i dont like fighting but what relationship is perfect? im not perfect so here is what i have to say to you, you know who you are if you feel like you said you do, go right ahead leave find a more local girl im not playing the stupid online drama game with you!

Thursday Nov. 29
Yes... another day of meetings... my last one started at 7 pm and I got home about 10 or so. I went straight to bed. Today my first meeting begins at 8 pm and it is running from one meeting to another all the way until 8 tonight. I hope this is all worth what I volunteered for.

Found Someone New
You hurt me for so long But now i'm moving on Cause im tired of being torn apart Now i'm getting a brand new start I found someone new He is much better than you With him i stand tall No longer will i fall And i refuse to feel anymore hurt and pain All your mind games drove me insane His love helps my heart mend He brings all my troubles to an end He takes away all my sorrow With him i see tomorrow Now i can stand strong And the memories of me and you will soon be gone By: Lacy Bannister

Irish Toasts To Friends & Family
Irish Toasts to Friends & Family May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. There are good ships, and there are wood ships, The ships that sail the sea. But the best ships, are friendships, And may they always be. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. Here’s to you and yours, And to mine and ours, And if mine and ours ever come Across you and yours, I hope you and yours will do As much for mine and ours, As mine and ours have done For you and yours! To live above with the Saints we love, Ah, that is the purest glory. To live below with the Saints we know, Ah, that is another story! May the lilt of Irish laughter lighten every load. May the mist of Irish magic shorten every road... And may all your friends remember all the favours you are owed! Here's to the land of the shamrock so green, Here's to each lad and his darlin colleen, Here

Christmas Joys...angi Style Pt. 2
Christmas Joys….Angi Style 9) Give your Christmas tree a second life by having it ground into garden mulch. Angi Style: Throw it in the neighbors yard. 10)Let a child decorate a small Christmas tree just the way he likes it for his bedroom. Angi Style: When it’s all decorated, kick it down. Good life lesson there… 11)Don’t leave packages in plain view when you park your car. Store them in the trunk. Angi Style: Break into trunks instead. 12)Start a collection of Christmas cookie cutters. Angi Style: Go to your local adult gift shop and start a new tradition by using penis and boob shaped cookie cutters this holiday season! Grandma will love them! 12) Be a generous giver. Angi Style: No. 13) Be a gracious receiver. Angi Style: I deserved it. 14)Set out a bowl of walnuts, peanuts, and pecans in the family room. Angi Style: Place bowl within the reach of small children. 15)Tie jingle bells on your kid’s shoelaces. Angi Style: Find the children, beat them.

Wat Can I Say . . . . . . . . . . . Lmao
ok so say ur sittin there mindin ur own damn business and some person walks up to u female if ur male and male if ur female and there fine as fuck! but ur either married or in a relationship and they said to u that "they wanted to fuck and ok i can understand that if ur wit someone or married but its just a one time thing" here is my question would u do it or would u say no now keep in mind that u haven't had sexy for about 2 weeks and ur really horny wat would u do better yet would u say it could be more then a one time thing?

Life In General
All though i am still upset about issues life is better... I bought a new car!! way excited... wanna get a new job tho... got a new piercing died my hair... i think im attempting to become a whole new person..lol... maybe then i wont get so used...who knows.. but yea at least i dont care anymore, well i mean i still care im just not mad about the stupid shit anymore

Vocab
1. Celluloid- a tough flammable thermoplastic "Hearty, celluloid like a drummer."(p. 93) 2. Oblige- to put in one's debt by a favor or service "Remote cousins and family friends whom mere acquaintanceship invested with a sort of blood obligation noblesse oblige." (p. 105) 3. Affiinity- an attraction to or liking for something "Women do have always his voive above the gabble voice that breathed an affinity for evil, for believing that no woman is to be trusted, but that some men are to innocent to protect themselves." (p. 105) 4. Approbation- an act of approving formally or officially " Telling us about Gerald's women in a Quentin has shot Herbert he shot his voice through the floor of Caddy's room tone of smug approbation." (p.105) 5. Incontrovertible- not open to question "They all talked at once, their voices insistent and contradictory and impatient, making of unreality a possiblitity, then a probability, then an incontrovertible fact, as people will when their desires

All These Stupid Games We Play
What makes it so damn hard to find a little understanding? Think about it. All of us have been through similar situations. We've all been through love and heartbreak. Through being the one who dumps to being the one who's dumped. We all can point at one another when we hear their tale told, saying "I know exactly what you mean!" And yet, when it comes to our own personal romantic endeavors, we can't admit that the other person has been in the same position that we have. We become completely centrally focused. Why don't they want me? Why don't they obsess over me? Why did they break up with me? Don't they know that I do the breaking up around here? Well, damn. Think about it. Why did you not want that nice guy/girl that chased you around? Why didn't you obsess over the girl/guy who remembered to tell you every day how much you meant to them? Why did you find their behavior stifling, smothering, invasive? Why did that lead you to break up with them? Why did you find it so odd

My Absentee
hey everyone that reads this. well sorry for my absent from here just been busy. also i hurt myself at work and now i'm off.i think the hardest part is getting phone calls from coworkers and my boss asking me when i'll be back or having a coworker yell at me over the phone telling me i'm not putting any effort into work and having my name pulled from the staff christmas gift list for secret santa.also i've seen the dr three times in about a week because of my knee. i work at a daycare and at a school and i'm missing both because i fell at work.anyways thanks for reading this and letting me vent.well gotta go talk to you all later.m

Almost Unbelievable..
Precious Moments Chapel Field review by the editors. Carthage, Missouri Plot the population center of the United States from the 1790 census through 1990. It makes a line heading right toward Carthage, MO. And Precious Moments is why. Precious Moments Chapel is what it is all about. It's what we have come to. It is the metaphorical center of the US population. Angel statue.Actually, Precious Moments was built in 1989, but what it has accomplished since then is staggering. Precious Moments figurines, for those of you who don't own any of the number-one collectible in the United States, are small porcelain bisque figurines of big-eyed children. Many of the figurines depict children with robes and halos: dead baby angels. To say thank you for their incredible popularity, creator Samuel Butcher created the chapel, a free attraction. The crowded Precious Moments complex also houses a museum, a convention center, a series of gift shops. But the centerpiece is his life-sized homa

Winter Driving At It's Best
Snowy weather driving... =/ ahh yes it is pretty nasty out right now and i just made it home with my mom but heres the LD on the whole story about it first we went all the way to my grandmas 3-4 towns over and that was a drive in its self we ate and turned right back around well when we got into the car to leave the windsheild wiper is broken and rachel and mom were freaking that it was going to fly off so i got out of the car and snaped it down and stuck my bubble gum on the blade to hold it on got back in and it worked perfect heres a pic lol if that ain't hilbilly idk what is lol and then we were driving futher and we see this train coming down the tracks and we couldn't stop and my mom goes the arms are going to come down on the car and sure enough right as we got in the middle of the tracks the lights go one and we all are screaming of course we got outta there fine =] but wow what a ride fun stuff lol

Bar Tab!!
The new bar tab sucks, I dont care if my friends or my friends friends leave other people comments or view them or whatever. There should be a way to disable them, and make it like it was before where you could only see the actions that involved you or somone new walking in the bar....This is annoying!!!

My First Ever Blast!
Below is what I wrote in my blast: Well, in trade for most of my fu bucks and 55 rates cause he only has that many pictures, cutterbum bought this for me. Thanks so much! If you see this please get me a screenshot, and send me cash, rates, fans and all that great stuff! xoxoxo a link to his page: cutterbum@ fubar here is a link to his blog: http://fubar.com/blog/167568/648662 and what it says: I see all these bidding for slaves an such going on that I am just gonna make it nice and simple. No contests here. Just shout your offers and I will blast you!!!! I forgot about the charges for fupal so I ended up sending him 231,500.

My Personal Battle
I have such a hard time some days..... I fight this battle that should be way done and over.... but its not.... the thought is always there..... not a day goes by that I don't think about going back..... No its not going back to the relationship I was in.... its something I gave up a long time ago.... I know I shouldn't. I know its not good for me... I know ppl will kick my ass.... Its my personal battle.... It was my crutch for so long.... Why is it some days I can't get it outta my head? I try to fill the void with alcohol and sometimes it just don't work Its my battle.... I have to overcome it.... I have to win.... I can't let myself and everyone else down!!! I won't! I refuse to! I cry because the urge gets so bad! Why haven't I gotten over this yet?!?!

For All Who Don't Trust...in Karma..."not"...
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 Not Not weak...exhaustion do you smell the death? Not beaten...consumed can't you smell death? Not timid...constricted Not under the influence...starving Not judged...convicted... death in your face... you are blind Not insane...hungry...thirsty... you have never tasted thirst Validation is...denied The denial...is not valid Sit...as you cast dispersion...upon ...my free will. liars...hypcrites...sheep...herd... I will cast myself out...by my own hands... and when death comes...so be it...I welcome it... the unwelcome are sitting in the chair...of dispersion...built on lies & self adulation...lies & hypocrisy = blindness Read your book...Read your book...read your book ...outloud...i dare you... you're scared...you can't... I can...I will...I am not scared...I am...sickened...by your fears...cowards...LISTEN... "Let he who is without"sin"...cast the first stone" your book...not mine... your words...and your actions...conflict

True Lust
He watches me from a distance. I don't think he knows I know. Every time I catch him it send shivers through my body. We know each other but only through talking and exchanging pics but he still excites me with every word. I long to please him, be with him, let him use me for his pleasure but he is so far away. We don't talk often but the conversations linger with me for weeks. Driving my dreams and fantasy of one day meeting him face to face. I trust him as much as I lust for him. I wake everyday with the hope of talking to him hoping to hear him say "It is time for us to meet, it is time for you to prove how much you want to please me". I like that he accepts me for me and all that I am. I wonder if he believes all that I say and how bad I want him. I wonder if he ever really plans on letting me feel him, taste him, enjoy him, and please him. I wonder if he is reading this and knows who I am talking about

Subject?
Breathing fast, moving slow Your steps mustn't be heard Cold sweat, crouching low You cannot say a word Take a step and watch your back The others do the same Trust your training, do it right They'll never know your name Locked and loaded, taking aim Prepared to do your job Not for glory, nor for fame But more than just a job

Me
I have not been on here that long. And i have read on alot of peoples blogs and other stuff. that if people do not comunicate or talk to them as good freinds that they erase them from there freinds list. well i was bombarded with freinds when i fisrt come to this site and im tring to get to know everyone and feel them out. but that is hard to do all at the same time. so if you plan to erase my do what you have to do.... but i can be a good freind if you just give me a chance... sending all my love SHORTY.

My Yahoo Screen Name.
I just wanted to let everyone know, that my yahoo screen name got hacked, and I don't know who did it, I can't get on my myspace anymore because that was my e-mail to sign on with. my new screen name is screaming_eagles_babe101@yahoo.com If it messed with anyone elses phone or e-mails, i am truely sorry. But I had nothing to do with it. Everyone have a Merry Christmas. ~Ambur~

Centering
sometimes. I am a fool. I am unforgiveably foolish. I am foolishly unforgiveable. I can't seem to help myself. The strange thing is, I feel nothing but happiness, fulfillment, excitement, promise. He says he is "centering" What does that mean? Either I have never centered, or I have never been off-center. Either way I am missing out on something important. Aren't I?

Victory
Victory Victory is like a baseball screaming over the back wall, Victory is the water poured over the football coach after a big game, Victory is the sweat the comes off the players, Victory is the lioness over her latest kill, Victory is the highest jump over the last hurtle, Victory is... what you make it out to be. ©Akuma a.k.a. Chris

Relationship Help
why oh why do i put up with all the crap i get from women. i think i become to much of a nice guy and settle with what i have instead of trying to find someone that is more of what im looking for. the few people i know that would probably be ideal for me im not really attracted to. i love to be around them as friends but anything after that i dont see it ever happening. so instead i hook up with random girls that are dumb as shit, dont understand anything that is important to me, and are lousy in bed. im just tired of marginal girls that are no where close to me as a person and arent really cute. i really do want to be with some rather cute sexy women. i want some 8s and 9s in my life instead of 3-5. i know im attractive to a degree but i guess there is just something about me that the women i want see as a turn-off and i dont know what that is. hell just the other night a bunch of people that i dont know all told me that i look like a straight up pot head. i havent touched

Girlfriend Application
This is all in fun I'm not looking for anyone. Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If y

Come Buy Me 2night @ The Playpen
Yes 2night is that night where myself and most of the playpens staff are there for grabs. Please pop along and support us even if your not buying. Please also read this http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3992739651 to see what each of us are offering if you buy us. Put your money where your dicks are boys and come and get it :P

Gone Like A Freight Train
well yup its gone another year. here on this end it was a long year lots of ups and downs went through a major move half way across country started the year out thinking life was ending applied and got denied for military ptsd claim went through a period of stupid shit almost lost my wife due to my stupidity and finally toward the end got things back on track and am working back on the river again which i did before the army and love this job. the new house we are in is gorgeous no carpet all hard wood floors, had some tooth trouble "still going on" that will be taken care of on the 7th of january. lost my grandmother at the end of june which put me in a depression cycle which damn near ended my life at that point but my wife and a few close friends helped me through it and i am forever greatful. to top this year off and end it i found out that as time has gone on with all the ups and downs i believe it has helped me and my family grow closer togeather. at end of year i come to two con

Everything's Going Just Fine....until....things Get
I am not really the type of woman who cries at the small things or gets upset because someone else is having a bad day...but recently...well in the last 6 months i noticed me becoming more and more aware of emotion. I am not refering to others emotions....rather, my own. I have always said that i have the gift of goodbye...i know that people come and go in your life...they will get out of you what is good for them...and for no reason dissappear...not that they are bad people...you just loose the "connection". My delima comes from not wanting to let go...not wanting to give up...but, the truth of the matter is I DID. i, in true fashion of myself(my selfish self)let go of people in my life when i was having it rough. I went through a very tough time(just stress and LIFE, and other things) about a month ago and during this time instead of relying on those close to me- i pushed them away. I, in my stressed out state, thought that if i could just handle my problems on my own- it would make

Distinction From Ohio Cd's, A Dollorous Foursome, The Best Offer I Had All Day, Financially
https://secure.ohio-distinctive.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=SEARCH_NEXT Huh, I only wanted to look and find out about CD's on offer for photographic enhancement, because with all this talk about being sexy I thought it possible to believe in the see-able! Like most things there was no link on the email and the main site, above, was not user friendly. Anyway, somewhere within they are there amongst the millions of other offers, 4 for the price of one CD. Excellent for every conceivable need from language to creation as well as media and photography, if you can find the latter that is. It was a no no though because prices were in Dollars and that always puts me off. Nothing personal it is just that I have to ask Him Who Knows All for help and I hate that.

Friens
There are friends who help us load the bags of purchases, mainly because we were with them to shop for not they not like driving. There are friends who have always with you, but because they pay a glass. There are friends who love to hear the things we say, to bad language below. There are friends we shout "you are with a depression" and never again to see how we connect. There are friends who are always there for us, especially when we are not there. Well then comes the friends, that we do not know personally, but we ask each day as we are. There are friends who do not know personally but offer a brief medical advice about which pills to take our disease There are friends who do not know personally but who tell us, comes here to me and I help you. There are friends at a distance of a message that we shout "stops thinking with that shit, dude who does not deserve" but that excuse by asking hard way spoke to us while but fall a single word. There are friends at a distance of

Check Us Out
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Reset Reasons
From Scrapper's Blog (fubar.com/blog/57/670407) "Contrary to popular belief, you will NOT get reset if you and your spouse share a computer. The rumors are false...you can't believe everything you hear!" (read further, there.) (You may also want to have a look at other blog posts - another reason for reset, if memory serves, includes use of a photo not your own as your profile photo if you are in the top 100 (scores or members, not clear on that- I'm not, anyway.))

The Mood
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT?" The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis! Well, OK if you like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot e

Don Crowther Smarts
Don Crowther SMARTS How does SMARTS stack up? It turns out that Don Crowther has been avoiding the spotlight for a long time. He never set out to be some "big-name guru". He's always kept a low profile and focused on three things: his research, his own sites, and his clients' sites. But after 6+ months of Social Media research, well it was obvious we couldn't keep this stuff to ourselves. It was simply too big... too important. So I made Don a "Mafia Deal"... a deal he just couldn't refuse. I'm not going to give any details here... but let's just say it was a sweet deal. And next thing you know, we were brainstorming on a coaching program for all this stuff - we're calling it the SMARTS Coaching Program... SMARTS stands for Social MARketing Traffic System. SMARTS Stompernet, stompernet, smarts, stompernet smarts, smarts review, don crowther, How does SMARTS stack up, Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money

Them 11-b's (army Infantry)
My honey heard me comin' on my left right on left I saw Jody runnin' on his left right on left I chased after Jody and I ran him down Poor ol' boy doesn't feel good now M.P.s came a runnin on their left right on left The medics came a runnin' on their left right on left He felt a little better with a few I.V.s Son I told you not to mess with them ELEVEN Bs

Uniform Bashers
I can't imagine how our young men & women in tne military feel , comming home to all this crap.What in the Hell is wrong with you people ...These people are brave enough to stand up for US and our country, so where do you get off!I seen a bumper sticker "IF YOU CAN"T STAND UP FOR THEMSTAND IN FRONT OF THEM. Maybe you should, or better yet go fight for them and try to stay alive doing it.

Being Raised In Indiana
Being a transplant from a small town in NorthEast Indiana I have to say some of the City life had me quite baffled at times. So I have some advice for you City Folk if ya ever come to my parts... so Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Rt. 90 and 70 goes east and west, I-65 & I-69 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in Indiana waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understa

Bike Week - Daytona Beach, Florida
Well, the last Friday in February I am going down to Daytona Beach, Fl for Bike Week. I will be riding with a few other guys from work. They all have girls(wives/girlfriends) coming with, but me... a single man... do not. So If you care to join us, and ride shotgun on my Harley. Hit me up. I live in Havelock, North Carolina, I can pick up or meet anywhere south of here... Also, if your a dude and wanna come with(must however have your own bike), hit me up we can meet up somewhere on the way.

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabri

To Join Or Not To Join
In the 80's I joined the Army after my freshman year in college. For the next two years I was in ROTC. I got to do alot of cool stuff in that time. I was selected as one of fifty-two cadets in the country to go to Germany and be assigned to a unit as a platoon leader. I got to be assigned to the 10th attack helicopter batallion as C company attack platoon leader. I was 19years old and was in charge of 7 cobra attack helicopters for 6 weeks. I saw alot of Germany from the air. I also got to go to Airborne school and after three weeks of training at Fort Benning Georgia became an Army Paratrooper.I became a lieutenant at the ripe old age of 20. Now twenty years later I'm considering re-enlisting as a sergeant. I don't know what I want to do in the Army but I know that I want to serve. I would love to be infantry or go back into armor but combat arms are for young men. Maybe I'd like to go into the legal field and be a paralegal or something, I'm just not sure. What I am sure about i

Stop By And See My Friends!
Stop by andshow some love FAN/RATE/ADD This is my first attempt at a pimpout! Go check out some of my wonderful friends and show them love while you're there, They'll give it back to ya! Please repost!! If this gets a pretty good turn out I will try to do one each week for different friends! chevy1514@ fubar Lost@ fubar Just Another Lonesome Cowboy in Michigan@ fubar Retching Red aka Mrs. River Rat ^A^ PyRat Radio ^A^@ fubar Bullseye@ fubar The Stutter@ fubar core ***Pimp Daddy C***@ fubar Poetic Honesty

Passion Poem
PASSION Innocent yet detrimental you are. Bringing joy for most, then others just pain. Making some interesting, repulsive to others. Making rich your life, only to scare away those you desire. Driving some to glory only to see that unhappiness is their only friend. Thinking that alcohol, drugs, sex, and other vises mean so much. While money, friendship, and love are lost because of it. Bringing some into your life, only to make the ones you seek run from you. Healthy for the ones that are fortunate. Life threatening for the weak or unknowing. Bringing success at one moment, desperation the next. Some admire you for having it, yet they hold it against you. Something that comes so easily to some, tho others will never experience it. Why is something so natural so harmful? PASSION, like everything, is double sided, it must be appreciated yet feared.

Age Old Sex Story
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.When the couple finishes the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have Intercourse. He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50, and he says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, a fter 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything

Damn It Feels Good - My Lil Sis...
Damn it feels good to be me. Damn it feels good to feel me. Got fixed on a feeling man I loved the rubbing feeling. Damn it feels good to taste me. Damn it is great being me. I get exited when I look in the mirror especially after I get out of the shower, And the water is dripping of my body still. I imagine you and me, the drips each one a position and a moan. Damn it sounds good to be me on top of you. I can feel it even when I am through. I can feel you. I want to feel you, Damn it feels good to feel you. Your lips on mine, either pair would be fine. I get exited when you touch my skin. It makes all the hair on my body grin. Curl up on both ends. Damn it feels too good it must be a sin. Or is it love, lust , emotion, shit who cares. Cause it just feels too damn good.

Am I Really Done?
I have two weeks left before my off and on boyfriend ships out for boot camp. And ofcourse all hell has broken lose. He tells people that he doesnt want me and that he wants to be with them, he tells me that he is just goofing off with old friends or just being nice to them cause they owe him money, but honestly what do i believe. It has gotten so bad that we have fought over his gun, i have gotten bruised, and yet we have been almost acting like nothing had happened these last two days. Hell we are even having sex. But really what am I to do. He doesnt love me, doesnt even talk to me hardly, yet isnt telling me to leave or to stay for that matter. We either argue all the time or ignore whats really going on between us. I dont know if there is a way to fix whats been done or if i am really done/........

Grandfather
IT's been a very long week waiting on word to see if my grandpa would be able to breath on his own, He's been heavly sedatated and put on a ventilator. Well yesterday I got a phone call they were going to take him off the machine to see if he could breath on his own. They were afraid that his lungs would go lazy and not want to work without help. So as of now he is 10 hourse of no machine, just a little help from oxgyen mask. YAY. I am hopping to go see him next month. To the people that have prayed for him Thank you, and please keep praying he will be able to come home.

Cursing At Work
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? Number 4 TRY SAYI

British Health Care
I am asking ALL British Citizens post here about what they think of their Health Care system. GOOD or BAD. I know nothing is perfect, but it is my feeling that ANY universal Health Care system is better than what we have in the United States. I am looking for: How long treatment takes to receive. Has treatment EVER been refused and why. How your systems works from your point of view. Thank you.

If I.................
If I....... If I had just one wish left; It would be that the love we share would last the eternity. If I had one miracle granted; It would be for the option to go back and have our love to have began earlier. If I could close my eye's and wake up for the surprise of a lifetime; It is yours and our kids' faces I would want to see. If I could rule the world; I would only demand more of your time. If I had only one song to sing; It would be dedicated to my family. If I was to be stranded on a deserted island; all I would ever really need Is you. If I was to die tomorrow; all I could have ever hoped for was that I knew I found my true love on the day we said I do. As Always, Sapphire Jewel Valarie A Laboy Copy right 2006

Manly Man
to write and think they way I do and to say the things i sometimes say some would say I am not a manly man some might even say he must be gay and the things I think are cute and sweet or that to me would show romantic spirit others would say he must be kidding at your age, grow up, come on, get with it I cry for those that have no kind words and think they must put others down for the day may soon come to them that in their sorrow they will drown

What Did I Just Do
Ok I just made the worst mistake in my life...I ended a 7 year friendship for nothing...I was completely mean and an azz about the whole damn thing.....and now this person is out of my life...not that i can't blame her...someone get a barbwire baseball bat and bash my skull in thanks

Winters End
I know they say we have to wait till Winter ceases for this season I Love the snow but not this much I think we've had enough I Long to stand outside And feel the breath of springs sweet breezes I long to feel the Suns warm kiss upon my gentle skin I see the buds upon the trees so patiently they wait to be reborn to bloom so prould I hear the birds outside my home I see them flying high above in serch of food for thier young chicks I long for sspring and its rebirth to give me strength and life again I Long to stand outside And feel the breath of springs sweet breezes I long to feel the Suns warm kiss upon my gentle skin I long to feel it's touch again like a Lovers dear embrace

No Title
Sometimes a face can make you smile or melt your heart with a glimpse their touch can reach your soul and not give away an inch its been a long time since it had happened to me but i cannot breathe a word and i dare not let you see i wanna be all that you want and everything that you need the reason that you smile and the life that you breathe i want you there when i wake and in my arms when you sleep though your reign has barely came girl the water runs deep i keep thinkin this is wrong you got a life of your own but in my heart there's a place if you wanna make a home so just pick up the phone and/or leave me a messege because evey moment your close to me its so precious dont let this go away you might not know it but im here waiting for you to read my book because for you the pages are clear so please hear me when i tell you its been cold for sometime just open up your arms and let me in to sunshine

A Lil Song I Just Wrote
(verse 1) with these words that leave my lips they are so pure and full of love i dont know what to do (verse 2) time goes by so slow when ur not around and i slowly go more insane to have such a great thing slip right through my hands is my worst regret yet (chorus) baby here my vows take them to heart and let my words fill you with love nothing can go wrong when our love is strong (verse 3) we've shared so many great memories and just to let them go would be a sin in itself to cherish them that could be the best thing of all (verse 4) to feel ur skin upon mine i know for one second god took the time to make u special just for me you have the wings of an angel (chorus x2) (bridge) ill give you the world to travel to the moon and back doesnt seem so impossible when ur near so spread ur angel wings and fly away with me (chorus x2)

A Joke
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"

You're It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. All men I have been attached to... that being dating or whatever have been unavailable in some way... mostly I think because I know there is no risk there... I'm scared to death to be loved and to love, so much so that I would probably choose someone who I merely got along with as opposed to someone who pulled passion and desire out of me... because it's the safe thing to do. Being aware of that... I tend to avoid anything long term altogether... sad right? So I deny myself one of the things I want the most. :D 2. I am more tenderhearted than most would know, but unless you're really close to me you would never know. When I choose to

For Those That Ride Or Love Ones Who Do
You may or may not have noticed a new folder in my pictures titled "OMG". It may turn your stomach though it is not as graphic as many. It may also offend you which is NOT my goal at all. If you look through to the end you will see the entire story and that he lived!! Do helmets suck? yeah sometimes, I posted these as a reminder to #1 be careful and pay attention. No one watches out for us on the bikes. and #2 wear your helmet even if it sucks. If there is a better example out there of why...I haven't seen it. So, to all of my friends that ride, or all of you that have a friend or loved one that rides. Be safe out there.

My First Fubar Contest Ever
I'M IN MY FIRST FUBAR CONTEST EVER PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN I'M TRYING FOR A HAPPY HOUR 50,000 COMMENTS & THERES ANOTHER FIRST PERSON TO REACH 50,000 GETS 3 MONTH VIP COME ON FRIENDS HELP ME OUT I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR JUST LET ME KNOW YOU COMMENTED I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A CONTEST & I'VE ALWAYS HELPED OUT OTHERS CLICK MY PIC BELOW FOR YOUR FREE RIDE TO THE PAGE TO COMMENT ON & THANK YOU

Open Bar Tonight@tiki Bobs 21+ " Lingerie Party " Open Guestlist All Night Long
TEAMROCKSTARPROMOTIONS! TEAM ROCKSTAR PROMOTIONS IS NOW AT " TIKI BOBS " SO COME OUT AND PARTY WITH US! 21+ TO ENTER EACH AND EVERY WED. NIGHT...DO IT FOR THE GROWN AND SEXY! HERES WHATS COMING UP NEXT!! JELLO LADIES?? MMMM.... Wednesday Feb. 20thOn: q Produxions DJ OxXx will be ripping up the 1's & 2's @ Tiki Bob's Wednesday Gone Wild: JELL-O Edition w/ Shot girls & Bartenders wrestling in JELL-O in their Bikinis. The Night will also feature DJ Frankie Punzo, DJ Homicide, & DJ Cuervo. AND LIKE ALWAYS...SAY "TEAM ROCKSTAR GUESTLIST " AT THE DOOR = )..AGAN 21+ SPOT.

Skillet- Yours To Hold
I see you standing here But you're so far away Starving for your attention You don't even know my name You're going through so much But I know that I could be the one to hold you [Chorus:] Every single day I find it hard to say I could be yours alone You will see someday That all along the way I was yours to hold I was yours to hold I see you walking by Your hair always hiding your face I wonder why you've been hurting I wish I had some way to say You're going through so much Don't you know that I will be the one to hold you [Bridge:] I'm stretching but you're just out of reach You should know I'm ready when you're ready for me And I'm waiting for the right time For the day I catch your eye To let you know That I'm yours to hold [Altro:] I'm stretching but you're just out of reach I'm ready when you're ready for me

So Lonely So Blue
I feel so lonely I feel so blue I have got a problem I don't know what to do I don't have anyone to talk to don't have anyone to share this with it is hard to go through life without you I miss talking to you I miss our time together what am I going to do I know I can do this I have to have the strength to go on I have to have faith in myself in order to make it through I thought you would be there I was hoping you would be near I don't know if that is going to happen now I know I can do this I know I have the strength It is just I am so lonely I am just so blue Please give me a chance I did not do this on purpose I did not want this to happen Please understand I am just as scared as you are I just don't know what to do

Stop Child Abuse
Increased awareness of abuse It's important we get the facts about child abuse, so we're aware of the dangers and can protect our children, but it's just as vital we don't panic and overprotect them. Types of abuse There are four main types of abuse: Physical - when parents or other adults deliberately injure a child or do nothing to prevent it. This not only includes physical violence but also giving children alcohol or drugs. The most serious cases can result in brain damage and even death. Emotional - when parents continuously fail to show love and affection to a child. This might include sarcasm, threats, criticism, yelling and taunting. The effects are serious and long-lasting. Neglect - when parents fail to meet a child's basic needs for food, warmth, clothing or medical attention. Neglected children may be very withdrawn or very aggressive, and can develop health problems or have difficulty coping at school. Sexual - when an adult, or sometimes an older child, uses a

Oh Wow It's Been Ages Yet Again
KK I KNOW I POSTED A BLOG A WHILE BACK SAYING I AM BACK BUT THEN I GOT CAUGHT UP IN WORK YET AGAIN. YEAP WAS WORKING NON STOP FOR ABOUT 4 MONTHS AND PROBABLY WOULD HAVE STILL BEEN DOING SO BUT OOOPS, I TRIPPED UP AND GOT PNEUMONIA AND YES I AM STILL TAKING ANTIBIOTICS AND IT'S BEEN ALMOST 3 WEEKS NOW. ALL I KNOW IS I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I HAVE HAD SO MUCH DRAMA GOING ON AT WORK IT IS UNREAL. I WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH WHAT THEY HAVE? WHY DO SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIFE MAKING IT MISERABLE FOR OTHERS? ALL I CAN SAY IS NEVER WORK WITH ALL WOMEN. IN AN OFFICE AS SMALL AS THE ONE I WORK IN I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN SO MUCH BACKSTABBING!!!! I MEAN DANG THEY EVEN TRIED TO GET ME FIRED BUT HEY, I'M A BIG GURL I CAN HANDLE MY OWN ALTHOUGH FOR A MINUTE THERE I JUST KNEW I WAS ABOUT TO BE HANDING OUT A$$ WHIPPINGS LEFT AND RIGHT. I MIGHT PLAY WITH SOMETHINGS BUT MY MONEY UUMMM NO. I GOTS BILLS JUST EVERYBODY

Happy Hour Contest
I need your help. I'm in a contest, and I have a life, so I can't sit and comment bomb and promote myself throughout the entire thing... so help? Puleeeeease? Just click the picture below, look for the same pic in the album and show me all the ♥ you have time for! Be sure and rate it too. If you comment on this blog and let me know you helped me out, I'll be sure and hit you back with tons of ♥ and rates in return. Also leave a comment to let me know if you were so kind as to repost my bulletin so I can show you extra ♥! Thanx a bunch! Wish me luck... Skitz aka Jess at Snake Eyes Radio

Sexy?
Ok... first let me start off by saying that, in my opinion, the words "sexy" and "beautiful" are relative terms and, for the most part, are interpreted differently by everybody... After all, there is something to that saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder" or whatever that is.... I mean, I have some girlfriends that have been with some guys that I wouldn't EVER find attractive.... no matter how fantastic their personalities were. And, I've been in relationships with guys that my friends couldn't believe I'd be into. It's what makes us all different.. the fact that we all are into our own individual shit. That said, FUBAR has a little something for everybody's taste, if you will, but I have to say I gotta wonder about some of the women, for lack of a better word, on this site. I had some time to kill this morning and ended up looking around a couple of hours and found myself either laughing my ass off or completely disgusted a couple of times... Dont get me wrong.. I LOV

Bleeding
she sitting in her room and shes all alone she knows what she is doing she has disconnected the phone she holds the blade above her staring at her wrist envying its perfection she wonders if she will be missed shes staring in the mirror noone could make this better she hates her reflection she starts to write a letter how did things go so wrong tears fall on the paper she doesnt feel too good but she can not do this later she hears a car door open she thinks her parents are home she doesnt know what to do she wanted to be alone she looks outside the window and sees that noones there how could she feel this bad how can noone care her parents couldnt tell how depressed she had become why didnt they pay attention now her time is done she starts to cry harder the blade begins to fall blood drips onto the ground as she leans agaisnt the wall she cant believe she did it life is slipping away slowly light is fading but she has one thing left to say she slow

What I Look For In A Guy
Favorite Eye Color: Green Favorite Hair Color: Brown Short or Long Hair: Short Height: Cant be shorter then me Weight: Personality Matters Most Clothing style doesn't really matter to me as long as they are clean and don't look like they just got out of bed. Preferably drug free. Drugs are not a good influence in the mind and the body. Tattoo's and piercings are okay as long as no more than 5 tattoo's and 10 piercings. It is okay for a guy to have a couple of things in life they regret. Everybody has regrets and if they tell you they don't they are lying. If you have more than a couple. Then you need to evaluate your life because you are obviously doing something wrong.

The 7 Sins Can Be Fun!
Wrath Who did you last get angry with? My boyfriend Kevin.... What is your weapon of choice? My legs and feet. But I use my whole body when I fight! Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I have many a time and will continue to do so. How about the same sex? Yeah. I don't cat fight. Pull my hair in a fight and I'll deck you in the face. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Alot of people, but I tend to be oblivious to it! What is your pet peeve? People. Mainly idiots. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Everyone gets one chance with me. Ruin it and I won't acknowledge your existence anymore. There are very few exceptions to that. Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? My house is a sty, and I neglect my art commissions like crazy! What is the latest you've ever woken up? Uh, I tend to go to bed at like 8 in the morning, and wake up at like 12 or 1.... Name a person you've be

That Most Fantastic Of Words...
That Most Fantastic of Words... Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Life Pt 1
i have been on an interesting journey, full of highs and lows. two weeks before christmas of '06 my now ex fiance and i split up after a little more than two and a half years. i was devastated and pretty much just crumbled. i have never loved anyone or been in love like i was with her. she meant the world & more to me and it's been a very intense time for me since then. i have learned alot though, through it all, being with her and losing her. i have grown as a person, as a man. she made me see things in myself that i didn't know existed, taught me about a love i thought only existed in stories and faerie tales....i know now how much i can care about someone, how much i can love and how deep that love can truely be. i know that i can truely sacrifice anything and everything for someone else's happyness and that it can truely be gratifying just to simply see someone else smile. it's amazing how much one person can change your life and make you realize what lies hidden inside yo

Gone For Today Due To Family Surgery
surgery hey all hope all is well with all of you. just to let you all know my hubby is havin surgery today to have some teeth removed so i will not be home today and i don't know if i will be home today or tomorrow, it all depends on how the dr's feel when he is in recovery if he will be stayin the night tonight or if he will be able to come home. i will post another blog as soon as i get a chance to let you know how thing came out today. ~*berta lynn*~

A Poem
The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of i wrote this (poohbear)

The Truth
i see my ex is putting me down again on here.well here is the truth why i don;t see my kids.any time i get with some one he stop me from seeing my kids,he has gone as far as telling my kids i was dead.i left him ,cause he a asshole and cheater,likes to hit ladys.when the kids was younger i am the one alway there for them nothim