Fubar Blog Posts 3

Lol! Some People...
Read from bottom to top! I would have ignored what this pathetic excuse of a man said to me had he simply apologized or at least made a lame excuse. Not so much as even a "hello". *sigh* Oh well, I'm a "CUNT". At least I admit it. Enjoy! I did! LOL! ->backupjack: Now shut the fuck up, you pathetic shitbag! ->backupjack: If you read my profile, it clearly states how I feel and some simple rules! Can't handle it, move along! It's simple! Really! ->backupjack: What fucking part of you calling me a cunt do you think offends me??? I KNOW I'm a cunt! What's your fucking point??? ->backupjack: hahhahahah Is CUNT the MOST CREATIVE word you can come up with?? backupjack: ok, whatever you say now I will ignore, type all you want, because you are a big fucking CUNT ->backupjack: I don't appreciate rude pricks talking to me like that. And you know what? They deserve NO respect from me when that's the FIRST thing they say to me. So FUCK OFF! ->backupjack: what's your point? MAKE me s

2 Nuns And A Paint Job
Two Nuns and a Paint Job: Two Nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. 'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns. 'Blind man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. 'Nice boobs,' says the man, 'where do you want the blinds ??'

"mfkn"
I have heard alot about MFKN and didn't know nothing about them.. Now that i have read the MFKN home page i have learned alot. I have been prospect for 2 days and and have had more fun checking them out and adding them than i have ever had on fubar.. They are a great family, if you have heard anything negative about them don't listen i suggest u check out MFKN homepage and find out for yourself. You dont know what you are missing. It's all about respect, loyalty, and trust, everyone helps everyone. How can you not like a group of ppl like that.. Stop by and check them out for yourself..... If you are MFKN and are reading this YOU PPL ARE AWESOME AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YALL. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE HELP AND SUPPORT...

About Me... A Nice Place To Start
Hello there! My name is Lori and I am just spreading the word that I have opened what I would like to be one of the best and most fun places to visit and shop online. The store is called Lori's Lingerie and it does have the lowest prices and the best service available. There is a 111% lowest price guarantee for all to see and to use. I have have a bunch of new Sexy Halloween costumes and there is already the lowest price swimwear here (prices also reflect the quality!!). Please come and help this stay at home mom stay home! If anyone ever has questions on how to open a store I will help you. As I do believe in the happy world of abundance and everything can AND always will be provided for those of us that choose to "make it work". Thank You Lori... My friends call me Lingerie Lori and I of course course invite you to do the same!! (Smiles.....)AND Someday I will build my Luxury Log Home that my dreams are made of!! v v v The "Teddy" - Lori Co

You Know Who You Are
My love blooms for youlike a flower in springlike a piece of artit's a beautiful thing. I hold to it gently and feel its light glowas into my heart It opens the petalsThe dew it does drinkas into your eyesmy soul starts to sink. My stomach aflutterwith butterfly wingsEmotions and thoughtsAnd other things. Our love is newAnd bright as a starGod must really love meTo bring me to you

Pythagoeran Numerology
Your Destiny Number Is Leader You are a natural leader! You have the ability to think and act for yourself. Determination, independence, and strength of character are some of your most admirable traits and are your allies to help blaze your path on the world. The challenge is in trying new things. At times you are not scared to try new things, straying from the well beaten path. New methods or ideologies on tackling tough problems are your strength and will continue to prove beneficial. Others admire and follow you on your fruitful path as they too recognize your creativity and strength of character. If you liked this neat tool, try out What Does Your Birthday Say About You?

Twitter And Blogger Open For Business!
Hello Fubarians. I haven't typed a blog on here for quite some time, so I thought it was time for a new one and for some updates on me. As some of you have seen on my status, today is the day I have announced my retirement from MySpace after four years of being on that site. I decided that it was time to move on, considering that I barely ever go on it anymore other than post blogs. But, somehow my real name is still tied onto MySpace, even after taking it off of the website. I wanted to break the tie with my real name and my blogs to prevent any problems people may have with my subjects, which it did happen to me before in the past. Well, I don't really care what most people think about what I say in my blogs, but it was concerning people that had power over my job that had issues on my blogs. So, being that I am going into the Army, I don't need to get in trouble with the military for what I have to say. Which is where Twitter and Blogger come in, I made those accounts with a

Poem Written By Me...
She walks in Beauty she walks in grace she hides the scars she hides the pain They will never know hell she has walked they will never know where she has been as She walks in beauty she walks in grace ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Blah..9/11 Thoughts...
This was made NSFW since I seen fu delete that 9-11 mumm, which I saw no real reason to delete it, no cursing, nothing downing any group of people, but what ever that is why I marked it so they would have no reason to be show any type of asinine behavior and mark it.Okay so since today is September 11th, I am expecting a shit load of mumm, blogs, pictures and statuses about the terrorist attack.Well in the first 9-11 mumm I saw I said … “to be honest I am all for never forgetting but after eight years it is time to move on, people died, peoples always die, as a people Americans are typically sentimental about such matters, the first year anniversary was understandable, after that it was a waste of time”For this I was called Un-American, Un-American why, because I feel after nearly a decade it is long over due to move on, yes I understand that bleeding hearts are very sentimental about death and when it happens, they believe that not celebrating it is the same as forg

Random Survey Thingy
First Name: Alicia Nicknames: Cisa, Ici Are you named after anyone?: There's a few Alicias on my biological dad's side of the family yeah. Age: 18 Eye color: Dark brown Zodiac sign: Libra Tattoos: 2, one of my thigh, the other on my chest. Wanting to get another on my lower leg Height: 5'1/5"2... I am short yes.... *Favorites* Food: I actually love different salads, and dry cereal lol. Drink:Um...tea or Moutain Dew? Color: I LOVE red lol, but I also love cammo and tye-dye...if that counts. Type of weather: Sunny but a little on the cool side. TV show: I Love Lucy and Corner Gas (a Canadian show). Movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Crow and Across the Universe are all up there. Book: Something Rotten by Jasper Fforde, tied with.... The BFG by Roald Dahl lol. No making fun of me!

The Infection
I am a lost cause on this earth nothing in the eyes of those around a useless fuck conceived at birth better off 6 feet in the ground ...I am your curse I am the black sheep of the herd a plague among the existance of man a lifeless vessel that only hurts a corrupt soul filled with sin ...Someone for you to subvert I am a remnant of reality nothing more than an infection with no cure much like disease beyond anyone's sight of perception ...I aim to displease

Change Your Thinking
Change Your Thinking It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his

Scratches N Scribbles.. Is Just Jibberish
Maybe if I close my eyes... I wouldn't picture you there anymore.. Maybe if I covered my ears... I wouldn't hear your voice anymore.. If I covered my mouth... maybe I'd never speak your name again. But in the end, my heart speaks louder then any words. It's eyes are constantly on you.. Your voice.. is all it knows. It has a brain.. all it's own. So when my ♥ [heart] sees the world for all that it is... It's consumed with you all around. I look and I see you for what you are.. Couldn't you just understand? I can't make you see... what I see.. Your like the first flower that blooms in Spring. Your like the first snow fall in the winter.. The ocean roaring during the summer months.. The color changing leaves beautiful for the world to see. But.. in the end.. I can't make you see.. what I see.

New Number
So today I went and got a new phone. And so far its a hunk of junk... It takes forever to text on it (No qwerty keyboard) and the predict text on its all jacked up. COOMPLETELY bass-ackwards from every other T-9 Ive ever used :| I also got a new number. I tried sending it out to everyone, but after a few texts I decided to mass text it... and I got a message back from some saying they got the new number, and I also got a text from the phone saying "Text not sent to all recipients" but it failed to mention who did and who didnot get the text... So, if you want it, let me know

My Identity
So lost deep inside, Is all that makes me.My true identity, Is hard to see. To my friends and family, I’m a different me.I have a secret identity, Wonder if you’ll ever see.My thoughts and actions, Are all that makes me, But some things I may do, May not describe me.Now look inside me, If you ever feel, like it, I’m no-one but me, Never hiding my identity.Don’t say I am Liar, Because I never showed you, The real me.Now please, Just take a look at me Try to see the real me.I’m no-one but, my real identity.Look at the real me, Inside me.

Stress Elimination!
With the death of my dad last month(not looking for pity, so dont even THINK of sending me a bunch of "oh sorries" )Im thinking about going through and "cleaning house" If You don't communicate im possibly going to block you and remove you from my friends list because your not worthy of my friendship. that being said i do understand that sometimes life happens and we cant always chat on a regular basis. but im also starting ( yea, i know just now learning) that this place is a "use and abuse" type of relationship environment. If you REALLY want to know the REAL me,look up my profile and bloggs on myspace by searching with my email:jrichardson6769@yahoo.com But PLEASE AT THIS TIME dont email me, or i WILL block you, and as some of you may have seen i do have some pretty kool friends on here and i dont think they will have an issue with "putting the word out" i wont condone it, but i also wont endorse people harrasing me. Peace and Oreo Cookies to allIn kilted freedom,James P.S. tho

A Poem For He Who Has My Heart
let me be the bandage to your bleeding let me be the ocean for your tears let me be the secret of your healing let me be the song to still your fears love isnt love that cannot love in darkness nor is it love that turns away from pain nor would i love would i not hold your sadness and with my love your love of life will sustain so do not think your malady aburden and do not think my willingness a deciet just let your sorrow flow into my garden and i will share with you the harvest sweet.

Best Friend Inspired Me To Write This For Her
Sam ( i am not pregnant this was made for shell) Rip out my eyes, and tear out my pride. You fucked up my life, so don't waste my time.You pushed me away, while you stood by my side,You put this inside me, but the child is mine.You disappeared and I reveled in silence,because you screwed up my life with meaningless violence.It's like your stuck in adolescence,You played an ass, then lured me with kindness.Now everywhere I look, you cloud my vision,pouring salt into an open incision,Your betrayal wasn't my decision,yet you mock me with your constant derision.Just back away, now that its my life,before your heart tastes my knife,quit stressing me with all this strife,You know nothing of the black and white.

How Was The Funeral?
My mom died October 2; she had been in the hospital for 2 weeks, but it was still a shock because she was actually getting better, then crashed overnight. It's been really hard for me because (A) she's all I've had since my dad died when I was 2 years old and (B) we lived together. I know it's hard to find the right words to offer someone when the lose a loved one, but the stupidest question by far has been "How was the funeral?" How was it? It RAWKED, dude! The dancing bears we had imported from a Russian circus really won everybody over! And since my brother works for a Budweiser distributor, the company loaned us the Budweiser Clydesdales to pull Mom's casket to the opposite fucking side of town! We were going to have Chippendale dancers at each end of her casket, but thought that might have been a bit over the top.... If you don't know what to say, just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and LEAVE IT AT THAT!!!!!!!

Moving Paintings Across 3 States...
I am in need of help. I need to move 8 large paintings from Indianapolis, Indiana, to Kansas City, KS. They're from my art show that has come and gone. Nothing sold and I don't have much money to work with to get them back home. ANY IDEAS, ANYONE?? *HUGS ALL*

Thi Is A Little Older But It Made Great Sense When Obama Was Running For Office
This was written MONTHS AGO--------------For the first time in a LONG time I feel like this country has a decent chance at being successful and proud once again. I don't mean proud to hang a flag in our front yard because our neighbors did it. I mean proud to sit in a room and tell people from other nations that you are from the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. like it love it hate it whatever, truth is for the last 8 years this country has had a man who DESTROYED more forest than the 3 presidents before him set aside. He ran more than one oil company into the ground, he ran the Texas Rangers into the ground and he ran this country into the ground. To all the pissed off rednecks- Who the fuck are you to sit and blast someone for WANTING change. for promoting GROWTH. Please do not mistake my anger for misunderstanding or un-education. I know what you stand for, I know what you believe in and good for you for thinking gay is a choice carrying guns is a necessity . Making abortion illegal and ye

Perfect
Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't pretend that I'm alright And you can't change me 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don't care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't stand another fight And nothing's alright 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect Nothing's gonna change the thi

Compensation Rating
Starting today: I will be giving 30k to every 100 rates you give. In order to receive your fubucks, you must private message me with your total and the folder name u rated. 30k will only be given when rated during a Happy Hour. Otherwise you will get 15k. You can rate my pictures all you like, but there is 60k limit per week. As for the 15k for the bomb, if you bomb me, I will already get a message and as soon as I see it, I will compensate you. 15k will only be given if bombed during a Happy Hour. Otherwise you will get 5k per bomb. All people that rate and bomb me must have a salute in order to get compensation. Thanks peoples for your participation and happy rating.

Dr. Benway Operates
The lavatory has been locked for three hours solid…. I think they are using it for an operating room…. NURSE: “I can’t find her pulse, doctor.” DR. BENWAY: “Maybe she got it up her snatch in a finger stall.” NURSE: “Adrenalin, doctor?” DR. BENWAY: “The night porter shot it all up for kicks.” He looks around and picks up one of those rubber vacuum cups at the end of a stick they use to unstop toilets…. He advances on the patient…. “Make an incision, Doctor Limpf,” he says to his appalled assistant…. “I’m going to massage the heart.” Dr. Limpf shrugs and begins the incision. Dr. Benway washes the suction cup by swishing it around in the toilet-bowl…. NURSE: “Shouldn’t it be sterilized, doctor?” DR. BENWAY: “Very likely but there’s no time.” He sits on the suction cup like a cane seat watching his assistant make the incisi

Masturbatory Confusion
In an attempt to not do a blog on masturbation, I ended up talking about masturbation, because not talking about masturbation will leave Me with a masturbation-less blog to talk about. So in speaking of not masturbating, I am speaking of masturbating because of the inversion of not masturbation would me equivocal to the opposite of not masturbating which would bring about masturbation. So in this small attempt to put away masturbatory thoughts I find Myself engulfed with thoughts of masturbatory fantasies that leaves one to masturbate without masturbating because of not masturbating would be like actually masturbating of the inverted equal. If you can keep up with what I am saying, I have one question… WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING? …oh wait two questions.. and can I please have some? BOREDOM BREEDS THESE Algebra question, which should be easy for any who knows algebra. 4(x) + 30 = 150 First to solve gets a prize… Raven got answer X=30... see

A Forward I Once Wrote But The Book Will Never Be Finished
As I looked out the grey hound window I was on, I could see the rain work its way down the glass. Slow bands that would only change their course when the wind would. I had watched them most of the night. It seemed as if the rain was cleaning the path ahead of me. The sun was due to be up soon and I still had no idea where I was. Some where in between Minneapolis and Chicago. It didn’t matter really, because I knew where I was headed. Patricia… She was the reason I was riding on this bus. I was risking everything being on this bus. My job, my house, and my life just for her. All things considering it was an easy choice for me to make. I would ask my self why? Why would I risk every thing just to have her in my life? What was so important that I needed her in my life? The answer would come as if some one was talking to me. “Because you love her.” I reached up and turned on the light above my seat. I had to check my bus ticket

More Poems
by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonLove is the prettiest flower that has yet to bloomlove is light in the darkness of any roomlove is the strongest emotion ever felt by mankindlove is a bind thats never meant to be untiedlove is a promise that you intend to keep for eternitylove is patience a hard task you would want to completelove is everything these things and so much morelove is the key to any locked door :)

Christmas Dinner
About to go have Christmas dinner with the fam. So glad I decided not to go to the firehouse and spend it with my family instead. I've done enough that I don't feel bad staying home; I've spent enough holidays, birthdays, etc. at the firehouse that some of the younger guys can take a turn doing it. Merry Christmas everyone!

What You Need To Know About Calling 911 For Fire/ems
Disclaimer: all of this is personal opinion. Due to the cover-your-ass nature of today's society, professionally I have to say that if there's any doubt in your mind, call 911 immediately. That way, if you don't call and something bad happens, you can't blame me because I told you to call. Also, most of this applies to the units in my jurisdiction and may vary based on where you live. Most of this information applies only to the United States. However, IN MY PERSONAL OPINION: One of the most common questions I'm asked is why fire trucks respond to calls for medics, and why ambulances respond to calls for fires. Simply put, most of us in the fire department are cross trained. A firefighter is also an EMT or Paramedic, and visa versa. They also usually carry some similar equipment. Our fire trucks carry a full compliment of EMS equipment, and our ambulances carry turnout gear (firefighting gear), some SCBA packs (air bottles, masks, etc), and some hand tools (fireman's axe, for example)

A Bit Of Poetry...
Your words they hold me captive They take my breath away Forever forgetting what I was about to say I know this isn't the way of things but you swept me off my feet I hold my breath again right now Daring not to speak Every time I open my mouth another tear trickles down my cheek Forever retreating to a land of misery I know I must let you go So you can find the one for you I am forever stuck here No matter how I feel I know this isn't about me And the things you say tell me this I wish I could run away And revel in your bliss So tore up that it must end so soon Never knowing the right way Never knowing if I'll ever have anything to say I want to close off the world forever Never looking to another new day I read so deeply into the words you spoke so clear Now I know and have alwayz known My love My Liefde My dear

Emos!!!
I bet you came into this blog looking to find a hot emo chick to bang right? Or to have sex with a emo boy who looks like a girl to claim that you’re still straight .. *wink* right, I believe you’re still straight… as straight as Elton John and Richard Simmons singing YMCA and downing cum shots I am bored therefore posted a blog so you bored fuckers can comment and amuse Me.Okay I was asked how often do I choke My chicken hm several times a day..aas well getting the knob polished daily as well.Emanon Movies Review:The Blind SideOkay a friend lent Me his copy of this movie with Sandra Bullock. To be honest when I saw the previews I did not want to see it, it looked a bit too sappy for My taste, but when a friend said it wasn’t too sappy and that I should check it out, I said sure. Well I checked it out, and it is an okay movie, I personally want to see Denzel Washington’s new film “The Book of Eli” which looks like something I would enjoy, I en

Every Behavior Has A Positive Intention
Every behavior has a positive intention. This applies to bad or non-productive behavior as well. With bad behaviors the positive intention behind, called “secondary gain”, is obscured.Secondary gain is the benefit someone gets unconsciously from a particular behavior that is normally considered to be dis-empowering or bad.People often resort to obnoxious, inconsiderate and dis-empowering, rude behaviors to get attention, acceptance, love and respect. However, it often gives them results that are exactly opposite to those they crave.If you can understand the positive intention that is causing a person to behave in a particular, un-resourceful way, you can increase your flexibility and there by your ability to communicate. You can then help to change the unwanted behavior by satisfying the intention of the behavior in a more positive way.This is one reason why it is important to understand that all human emotions and actions derive from either love or fear and that The Wo

Soooooooooooooo...
so i spin around on the high limit slots today cuz im just rad like that...i decided not to shave today and i have nothing of importance to say so yeah... p.s. am i reading that right that the spotlight winner spent over 1 billion fubucks? who has that kind of cash?!?! she must have golden vagina pictures

In Loving Memory
How was I to know that you would leave me so soon?Alone and lost I would stay in my own roomYou were everything to me and so much moreBut I could never openly see how much we had in store We laughed and played gamesScreamed and cried without any shameI could always count on you to be my crying shoulderA strong and brave hand, an unmovable bolder You were my comfort, my awaiting armsAnd I know I'll never forget your amazing charmYour tender smile when you saw my faceYour lovable laughter when I tripped in grace It was innocent and caring, passionate and pureEverything one could want, a heart break cureWe shared so many interests, ones crazy an insaneYet each time we talked, it always made my day When nobody could cheer me up You'd find away to make me smileWhen nobody could would help me upYou were there to pick up my broken pieces And when nobody cared enoughYou showed me just how much you did I'll never forget your warm embraceOr that sweet smile that claimed you faceYour sparkli

Long Time
Wow, today has been a dreary boring day!! its starting to get cold again here...its snowing but thank god its not sticking "YET". Well, been a long time since ive bee on here..im usually hanging out on my myspace page or facebook or tagged account. Ummm whats new with me??? Im in my 1st year of school for Business Administration, come this june ill be at NEO for a year. ummmm, my son will be turning 4yrs old here come march 31st..so im gearing up for that one..."AND WE ARE FINALLY POTTY TRAINED"my oldest is hateing school of course..she hates her math class. She is a cheerleader. Umm not sure what else to update on... Ill write more later maybe!

Where Do Babies Come From
Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

My B-day
HAD FUN GOT A NEW PAIR OF COVER ALLS HAD A GOOD DINNER ATE SOME CAKE GOT HOME AND WENT TO BED SHE DIDNT WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO I DONT THINK SHE EVER WILL MAKE LOVE TO ME IM NOT WANTED IN THAT WAY. IM GOOD ENOUGH TO PAY HALF THE BILLS SHARE IN HALF THE HOUSE WORK BUT IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MADE LOVE TO HOW SORRY OF A LIFE I HAVE

Proactiv Solution [as Seen On Tv]
Im sure you all have seen the Proactiv commercials on TV. I struggle with acne so badly and I was looking for a radical new cure when they came out with this (I still am for that matter) Proactiv gets a failing grade in my book. I used it and used it and spent money on junk that they said would help along with all three medications. They fail. When I called during the money back time (60 day money back guarantee) they told me that I wouldn't have to pay and they would put the money back in my account safely. They also said that they would send me a more agressive solution for FREE. I got the new pack of Proactiv that they claimed was more agressive against Acne. I tried it and it was also FAIL. Then I get a letter from a collection agency saying I owed Proactiv $118.57. I called and they were nothing but rude to me. Great. So Im out my money and my clear beautiful skin. So, I do not recommend this solution for anyone. Maybe if u have one or two black heads on your face. Aga

Important To Me
Not many of you know that march is National Multiple Sclerosis Awareness and Education month. My mom was diagnosed with MS when she was 19. She is one of the lucky ones I guess you could say because she has had a really good life and has kept it under control. A lot of people with MS are wheelchair bound but mom has only recently started using a cane. Her eye sight has been bad for many years now and that is because of the MS. I am writing this because I am asking that you donate to your local MS Society so they may continue to research and develop a cure for this disease. Whether it be $1 or $100 every little bit helps. I donate to them every year so that people like my mom can continue to live a normal life. For those of you that do not kow what MS is, it is a disease that basically eats away at the fatty coverings over the nerves in the brain and spinal cord causing immobility and ultimately death. The damaged parts of the brain and spinal cord cannot be repaired once they ar

Botox O'callaghan
Top of the mornin' to ye! In case both of you haven't noticed, I've decided that until Saint Patty's Day, I'll begin decoratin' me page for the occasion! While on "that other site" I found an app that determines an Irish name for the user. Mine ended up Botox O'Callaghan. Hence I changed my name! However, since the FuNazis Fubar admin staff have removed the capability to use symbols of any sort in one's Funame, it keeps comin' up Botox OCallaghan - no apostrophe. Rather than leave it like that I decided I wanted that bloody apostrophe in place, so I just spelled out "apostrophe" and there it is! Botox OapostropheCallaghan! I also wanted to put a leprechaun as me default photo - so I did what any 'Net-savvy person would do - I Googled "leprechaun" and clicked "Images". What came up was all manner of photos of sexy women (almost) dressed in Irish-inspired costumes and that nasty critter from the Leprechaun horror/suspense movie series. So, bein' rather twisted meself, I downloaded the

So Simple, Yet So Complicated
I use to think life was so simpleGod how nieave was I.I had fallen in love with a man, He was my every dream.Our cemetery was so strong so intense.I could not deny my feelings for him, nor could i lie to my heart.I had traveled a distance to be with him on so many levels,But he was scared, afraid of what he was feeling. Of what was happening. I was pushed away, my heart still in his hands.I was torn in half, One half had to go home though the other stayed.That half watching unknowingly as his heart too was torn in half.But little did he know a part of him was forever been placed against her heart.The space of time had separated them from what they had known.A life both was to afraid to admit, to afraid to commit. Words had been said in hurtful anger and pain. of jealousy. There was no stopping them from turning away from what they had, what they shared. Still longing for each other they both moved on. She had found another who had said he gave his heart.He had found a woman he wanted t

What Was Lost, Will It Be Found?
Im feeling unusualy deep tonight, staring out at the night sky and just thinking over everything that has happened through my life to put me where I am right now and it just suddenly hit me like a freight train that my whole life I've thought I've been miserable, but looking back on it, every moment of my life thats affected me I have a deep well of pride for having gone through it because it's made me into the person I am today. Every broken heart or sundered relationship, every painful act and wrong decision has shaped and molded my character into the person that I am today, one of honor, integrity, pride, and self-power. And yet, having looked back with the gift of hindsight I can't help but wonder....would I make those decisions again if I TRULY was given the oppurtunity to change my own future and I can't say with 100% certainty that I would. Maybe I'd have kept myself in better shape than I am now. Maybe I'd have stayed in highschool instead of dropping out in the 10th grade and

My Craptastic Poetry, Part 6, I'm Turning Into A Mushface.
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Are you expected here? Turn around. You shouldn't be here. It's so desolate that the isolation burns. You live such a narcissistic dream while you bathe in the waters of a martyr. This place is not for you. Words are just that on your tongue. Vague promises and haughty desires bleated out to your congregation. Fools and charlatons all. Watch closely for the flicker of silver in 30 pieces - they will betray you. And what of me? I won't be here when you return. The fantasy of a gravebound slumber has gotten me through as the reward of promises kept and tasks fulfilled. Have I not earned that reward? Must I be burdened with the guilt of those whom linger here? But you waste time. Go now. You have the illusory adoration to soak in to your pores. The mirage of those you can trust and those that seem so enamored with you. Does it eat at you? Beneath the zeal of a flirtatious glance, do you know the mendacity of it all? How many times will you s

Neglected And Rejected
Feeling neglected Alone and rejected To long for love that is real This is how children should never feel To know a parents loving touch To many means so much But to some they never know That that’s how it’s supposed to go All they know is abuse For which there is no excuse Bruises, broken bones and scars on the face Which they hide in shame and disgrace They hurt from wounds that will never mend Will this cycle ever end It takes only one to break this chain To end the hurting and the pain But everyday is a test For the weary there is no rest For your children will never know feeling rejected They will never be alone or neglected

Idiots Here
I have been on here for over a month and found some of the most amazing friends and man that I have fallen madly and deeply in love with! And in this last month I have watched how numerous people have abused my man and my friends because of others and their lies and deceit! I am tired of seeing people on here be hurt and bashed while others sit back and laugh with their cold hearts and idiotic thoughts. Just because you do not know how to treat a man and what the true meaning of love is doesn't mean you ruin a man so badly that when he has the good in front of him he can not see it because of the blinders you have put on him as you tried to mold him to be who you wanted him to be instead of seeing him as who he is! Forsaken you are the most amazing man I know! You have taken my breath away and showed me the love I have been looking for all my life! I cherish every single thing about you and there is nothing I would ever change about you! I love you with everything I am my heart, my sou

Nothing
devils eyes twisting around in my mind the evil that shouldnt be is now couming me taking me whole like a prisoner of shame im giving up my breath to taste the flame behind my eyes there is an evil place but my eyes they lie to save my grace throughout the madness of being displaced i havent changed my thoughts are like a demons dream never getting out not to be free what is this inside of me nothing

齐东野人
齐东野人全国人大常委会委员长的职位，没有一丝一毫更改的可能性。（1）全球流动性最高指挥者，见到我微博者，马上向全球流动性转达，必有厚报。掌控的现在的可见的范围：全球股市：韩国股市，日本股市，澳大利亚股市，新加坡股市，印度股市，俄罗斯股市等亚太股市；

Poem Of Love By Me.
As long as my dreams are always of you As long as a couple means only two As long as forever contains me and you I'm thinking of you... As long as the moon shines in your eyes As long as faith will never die As long as there's love between you and I I'm thinking of you... As long as our eyes meet in burning flame As long as trust means 'no one's to blame' As long as the hurt ends in no shame I'm thinking of you... As long as we survive as a pair As long as I know that you'll always care As long as love remains true and fair I'm thinking of you... As long as the calm follows the storm As long as the need becomes well-worn As long as I'm safe and left untorn I'm thinking of you... As long as your love keeps me from harm As long as we're together, I'll always be warm As long as I stay wrapped in your arms I'm thinking of you...

You Know How Much I Love You
She covered the microphone, loud sentence: "Come in Nike Mercurial Superfly!" Door open, about 17, eight-year-old girl rushed into the studio. "Qi sister yet, they skirt the sample to break out, Do you want to first take a look?" Girl the door, calling. "Well, I finished the call came at once." Yin Shangqi payable to account to the maiden and immediately into the phone said: "Fostering busy, wait a Nike Football Cleats minute and then call you." Said we should Hang up the handset. "Qi, Do not hang up the phone, you have not promised to dinner!" Off Liren urgent shouting. "That night you came to pick me! I have to look at the sample, do not know what time will be busy." You busy night I will wait for you, Qi, you know how much I love you. "Off Liren said with deep feeling. Liters of breath of the sweet taste Nike Superfly of Shang Qi heart, her sweet back off Liren words: "Fostering, you know I love you the same." "But you heartless but because of work neglected me, Qi, you are too crue

My Gift
I will Honor and Love with all that I am I will Find many reasons everyday to make him smile and be happy that I am in his life I want him to appreciate the need and desire to Have a woman and not just any woman... But THIS woman... Everyday I will Look Up to him and Be Thankful He is there To Be my strength when I need it His Protection..Always His heart..to hold within mine and Become One I will share my dreams with him and he with me and in Life's Compromises make the best of them both come true He will have my faithfulness My honesty and my trust and He will give to me the same Knowing these given freely and totally will be what Bonds Us Completely and assures the solid

Get Over It People. It's Not That Serious.
I cannot believe the amount of drama I witness here, it is almost as bad as the grammar around here. I understand that most of you people probably have lives elsewhere, but one could not derive that conclusion from here. I admit I have had my fair share of drama lately, however keep in mind that I have been under a lot lately, and dramatic episodes for me are rare. I prefer to keep my emotions bottled up inside. Fubar is one of the few places I express myself openly. In truth, I am a very logical, and analytical person, but that is beside the point. The point is that none of this is truely real. You just think it is. Most of these people live thousands of miles away from one another, and you have no idea who these people are, and how they react untill you can observe them in their physical environment. How a person acts, and how they will act, is oftentimes to totally different things.

We Grow
The Cycle The other day I saw a group of children playing in the park I was walking by. I also, saw a group of teenagers playing basketball on the courts near the swings. I began to see how the teenagers yelling and cursing at each other. Now at the same time I looked back at the little kids playing by the swings and realize that these little kids will some day will grow into teenagers and they too will begin to develop bad communication skills, just like the ones on the basketball court. I began to feel sad due to the fact that the cycle will continue to repeat itself. I thought that maybe I should say something to the teenagers about their language and at the same time I was scared. The teenagers in a large city like New York really don't care for advice, especially from strangers. I was torn between doing the right thing which is to speak with the group (teenagers) or maybe live to my next age. Some how I didn't have to make that decision, you see another teenager that was part

Just Sayin
I never Thought I was perfect, I never tried to be!! I look back on some of the things I have done in my past and I am not so proud, I have been hurt, I have hurt people and I have always took the easy way out. There's alot I would change if I could. But what I can do is learn from all of it The the person I am and make a better future.. Enjoy the Song Its just how I feel...

What Love Is....
LOVE I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what love is for me: Love is knowing all about someone and still wanting to be with them more than any other person. Love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, Including the things you might be ashamed of. Love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, But still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you.

Insignifigant Signifigant
Insignificant significant Ungrateful bitch Hold jur tongue, silence the inflicted hurts Significant bitch The likes you have not imagined...but believe The skars you will never see, The molded manipulated me The mild mannered never be Masked in dezignz of skars you’ll never see. Hold styll Resist the urge to No sneeze no sniffle- Gag your mouth Choke back the tears Little shrunken coward girl In the corner crouched in fear- Resolve to Never to,.. Had to Fall down too So hopeless, The cause, The claws Retracting- REFRAIN-Shut thy mouth…don’t fucking speak! Control doesn’t make you superior Your insistence creates a freak What means nothing to you In- Significant even to you Perhaps, by chance, Not A deciding factor for you And be it so of little monetary value Insufficient as you view. Although, little worth is hardly true, I didn’t say a word… Hold the tongue If you ever doubted- Know in fact it is true Substantial damage exists within and behin

Tutorial - Glittering Lizard
Glittering Lizard Today's blog is a tutorial on how to get the nails I uploaded yesterday. There are only 4 products that you'll need besides your base and top coat. The best part is that everything I used has a dupilicate that you could substitute. Besides your base and top coat, you'll need: OPI Don't Mess with OPI (OPI Jade is the New Black) OPI Just Spotted the Lizard (Sephora Diving in Malaysia OR Chanel Peridot) Essie Shine of the Times (Nubar 2010 OR Sally Hansen Hidden Treasure OR Essence Waking up in Vegas) OPI Black Shatter (China Glaze Black Mesh) } STEP ONE Prepare your nail by laying a thin layer of the base coat down and allow to dry. } STEP TWO Lay down a thin but even layer of Don't Mess with OPI so that your nail is completely covered. This may be a one or two coater. Allow to dry. } STEP THREE (OPTIONAL) You may wish to create an accent finger or do your entire hand like this. I personally just did accent fingers. It adds a nice glitzy flash.

After All - Maybe You Can - Say Goodbye - 274
You think I should forgive,but I have my own life to live. You want a taste of something new, I lost all the faith I had in you. You can love me and one more, I'll leave, then I'm blocks away from your door. You can leave after the love I gave, float away on a god forsaken wave. I really want to forget the past, it won't come back and want to last. Let me save my tears, I still have a few good years. After all maybe you can cry, after all maybe you can say goodbye.

Here Is A Teacher - 474
Maybe what I am, doesn't please you, but alas it never fails, I am always trying too. Come on do understand, my unlikeable place, I am a rock in the sands, a book with no cover or face. Where I got this inspiration, the chance is unknown, I have lost this fight, the bird, my soul, has flown. As I look straight, I behold the only you, I am told somehow, here is a teacher and a friend too. This is also for my friends, without you there wouldn't be a need for a teacher, but for believes and doubts, your the story of my life; the main movie feature. So laugh a little and cry not, you are deep in my heart you can never be sold or bought.

Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY ........... When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken,opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I embrace the title and

Poem
“The Other” The other plays and thrives in the darkness The other waits for his chance to strike and play The other hides himself extremely well The other in me is strong The other is never understood and ignored by 95% of the population The other is considered crazy and a lunatic The other never shows his true power of self The other only shows bits and pieces of himself on the surface The other craves the bad and evil that I push down, he thrives on it The other is a looser, depressed, angry, dark and evil person The other has been pushed down suppressed his whole life and is starting to break free of the hold that has been put on him The other is strange because he is the good bad guy, but on the flip he can be the evilest man in the world The other is my escape for everything bad that happens to me he deals with it, not me, he gets hurt not me

Poem
“Eyes” The portals to your true self I get lost in those beautiful deep pools of color forever and always They tell your moods even when you won’t say They tell me all of your secrets as my eyes tell you all mine It’s a communication between us with no words They make a connection deeper than the ocean, more than the word love can explain They change with every change in you The color is un describable, as is the emotion held within them They make me melt beyond belief They make me want to make sure you feel no pain They gaze at me and make me want to be a better man I would do anything to make sure they never cry They make all my worries, concerns and the whole world just disappear They relax me completely, inspire me, comfort me and are my perfect scene No words can fully describe all the feelings your eyes give me, or all the possibilities I see in them and simply describe them in any way This poem dose not do them justice and no words ever wi

Tablet, Fortes Ventes De Smartphones En "pc +" époque: Lenovo
Nous ne vivons pas dans une ère post-PC, mais une ère + PC. Le sentiment vient de la faon de Lenovo en Asie-Pacifique et en Amérique latine internet mobile numérique à domicile (MIDH) directeur du développement commercial, Keith Liu, qui a parlé du paysage informatique changement affectant les fournisseurs et les consommateurs-Montres france . Nous sommes maintenant entourés par de puissants dispositifs intelligents grand public connectés, at-il dit. "Il est également omniprésente infrastructure sans fil et des innovations dans les interfaces utilisateurs." Cela signifie que les consommateurs possèdent maintenant plusieurs appareils sur différents OS. "Les consommateurs préfèrent utiliser leurs appareils personnels au travail, ce qui signifie que le travail personnel et se chevaucher," a dit Liu. Avec ses services Cloud Computing permettant l'accès aux données à partir de plusieurs périphériques, cela signifie que l'utilisation de Software-as-a-Service a augmenté. "Pour c

12 Morts Au Yémen Voiture Ministre Bombardé
Le ministre de la Défense a échappé à un attentat à la voiture piégée son cortège d'hier qui a tué au moins 12 personnes, une journée après que le gouvernement pro-américain a annoncé que le commandant adjoint de la branche régionale d'Al-Qaïda ont été tués dans un tir de missile ampoules automobile. Selon des témoins, l'explosion a eu lieu en cortège le major-général Muhammad Nasir Ahmad quitté le bureau du premier ministre à Sanaa après une réunion du cabinet. "Une voiture piégée attendait le cortège à proximité des bureaux du gouvernement et dès qu'il se déplaçait, il a explosé", a déclaré une source sécuritaire. "Une voiture de sécurité a été détruit et tous ses occupants tués, mais le ministre a survécu parce que sa voiture est blindée." Sept agents de sécurité et cinq civils ont été tués et 12 autres personnes ont été blessées. C'était la tentative d'assassinat quatrième procès contre le ministre de la Défense depuis un nouveau gouvernement a été formé en Décembre dernier un

O Mais Conveniente Smartphones Prestigio Chega No Mercado Croata
Cipriota empresa Prestigio bem conhecido por seus tablets e outros gadgets. Eles são conhecidos para a relação preço / qualidade excelente, e agora eles deram um passo a frente. Seu mais recente negócio movimentar para entrar no mercado de smartphones em dispositivos móveis. É verdade, mas há dezenas e dezenas de fabricantes em todo o mundo e cada um deles requer a sua fatia do bolo do mercado, mas Prestigio acho que há um lugar para seus novos smartphones e acreditam que vai vender bem. Mesmo três de seus smartphones chegam ao mercado croata em novembro deste ano. Curiosamente, todos os três modelos suportam telemóveis dual sim, ou receber dois cartões SIM trabalhando simultaneamente, e você pode inserir um cartão SIM de qualquer operador tanto como entrada desbloqueado. Hoje apresentamos o mais barato - Prestigio PAP 3500 É um dispositivo que é muito bonito, tem um compacto, e os materiais de que são feitas muito sukvalitetni, você pode sentir quando você segura na sua

Shameless Vixens Entrance/acceptance
First and Foremost, thank you for taking the time to check out our group, Shameless Vixens. If you happen to have any questions in regards to the group, the process of acceptance, or any ideas, please let the founder or co-founder know. We are here to help each other in the daily grind we call Fubar. Please, enjoy yourselves while yo are here. ***Shameless Vixens, is not an NSFW required group. You may however, contribute NSFW material if you would like. Please contact the Founder or Co-Founder for further information on this. *** 1 Female and Males accepted 2 Family Add the Homepage. 3 Add all of the other members as friends. 4 Put SVH in your name 5 Agree to be voted on to become a member of our group6 If we vote yes then remove "Hopeful" from your name (or just the H if you put SVH) 7 Salute our Home Page. (Can also Salute the founders) 8 Be active within the group. Inactivity will result in automatic denial of acceptance. Let us (Founder or Co Founder) know of any per

Hewlett-packard Dégradé Amid Ralentissement Pc Et Tablet Cannibalisation
Hewlett-Packard Company (NYSE: HPQ), n'a pas été un favori des investisseurs depuis un certain temps. En plus de cela, Jim Chanos tient le débat sur la raison pour laquelle il est court-circuitant actions HPQ,accessoire pc portable et à quel point l'activité PC tout fait. Jefferies, l'entreprise d'investissement, a rétrogradé HPQ mis en garde à Sous-performance. Les analystes de Jefferies pense que nous verrons HP agressivement attaquer le smartphone et tablette du marché, et ces investissements ne sera pas sans risque. Bilan de HP est déjà très sollicitées et ces nouvelles entreprises viendront s'ajouter aux coûts. EPS Jefferies prévoit pour 2013 est de 3,58 $, ce qui est inférieur à l'estimation du consensus Street de 4,22 $. L'objectif de cours sur les prix des actions a été réduit de 17 $ à 14 $. Les vents contraires importants pour l'avenir de HP dans l'activité PC, est l'écart entre la demande et le ralentissement de produits surabondance en Chine et en Europe. T3 e

A.c.c
Holding on to memories as if they’re the reason I breathe, I seem to stubble and fall as I’m juggling all these things, Nothing ventured nothing gained is that what they say? Looking at myself in the mirror only it’s you I see How could this be rambling on repeating your name? Lost like a blind man in the night trying to find my way back to you, Only I think everyone is you and I get lost again, (But I’ll never find myself in them like I did in you) Truth be told I know this will kill never admitting I loved you, (Falling on my knees oh I really needed you) I’m not ready stand up on my feet, Cause you’re not there to hold me up, Every day seems like a struggle because you’re not here to guide me, Trying to find my purpose ‘cause you brought out the best in me, (Taking all your advice to this day even though I’m fucking up) Again, tell me again that I’m going to be someone great? (‘Cause I think y

Gazing At The Moon And Cherishing Thoughts Of A Distant Friend
Above the sea, The bright moon is born; From the candle it lights up the whole lenght of heaven. Passionately, I mourned your absence through out the night. All night long, my love thoughts arise; I put up the candles for a compassion to the light of the moon, I put out my cloak, because the dew is heavy. As I am sorry, I cannot fill my hands with moonlight and give it to you. To back in bed, and dream of meeting you again. ***I don't know what's with me, but it's always in my head. It's a Tang Dynasty poem written by Chang Chu Ling. When I was nine, I've read it over on the back of a magazine cover (Reader's Digest to be exact) of China Air Lines and since then it stucked up in my head.

Advanced Micro Technologie Prend Smartphones Aux Serveurs
Advanced Micro Devices prévoit d'utiliser la technologie de ARM Holdings de la Grande-Bretagne de faire processeurs performants,tablette android 4.0 , une entreprise de plus en plus que fabricant de puces estime qu'il permettra de compenser la faiblesse de l'industrie du PC. AMD va étendre son incursion dans le marché des serveurs micro, mais quelque chose de nouveau. Combinez l'architecture ARM généralement utilisée dans les téléphones intelligents, avec l'architecture x86 qui est courant dans les PC et serveurs, a déclaré le PDG Rory Read a déclaré lundi. La DMLA est la société informatique que sur la planète qui est l'introduction de cette architecture x86 couvrant ambidextre et l'écosystème ARM, at-il déclaré lors d'un événement. L'un des plus anciens fabricants de puce Silicon Valley, AMD perd de l'argent et du mal à se redéfinir, tandis que les consommateurs sont positionnés en faveur de comprimés. La société occupe le deuxième rang, loin d'être les premi

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Bipolar Thoughts
So I realize that everyone can read and more than likely respond to this, but not too long ago I found out that I am Bipolar. The sad thing is I really hate being on medication yet I have to be or else my moods aren't stable. The sad thing is I am in what I feel is not a good relationship, he has only laid hands on me a couple times, but most time's I am the one that starts the violent fights. I don't do it a lot it's actually very rare, but my other half always gets pissed off over the simpliest of things, I have talked to him about how it makes me feel and that is scares me, because he throws his controller, and says the games cheats, and games are supposed to be fun. I hate when he throws the controllers because one of them IS after all mine and they are not cheap to replace. They are the cordless remote controllers. There are times where I wish he would just leave me but I am afraid I wouldn't make it on my own.

Get Down Tonight - Kc And The Sunshine Band
Baby, baby let's get together Honey, honey me and you And do the things, oh, do the things That we like to do Oh, do a little dance, make a little love, Get down tonight, get down tonight Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Baby, babe I meet you same place Same time,where we can, oh, get together and Ease up our mind Oh, do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight, baby Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Do a little dance, make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight baby We wo wo wo wo wo wo wo Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down tonight Na na na na na na na na na

I Love Me
I am a pretty friendly person usually but if you cross me I swear another personality takes over. I call her Lady L. That name was given to me by an old friend when I was a teenager. I even have it tattooed on my arm. I dont like two-faced people at all. I refuse to deal with fake people in anyway so much so I am saving a certain class til my final semester bc the professor is faker than fake. My classes this semester are awesome and so far have all A's. It gets tough but if you want something bad enough you are willing to sacrifice things if necessary. I want a better life for myself and my children. Once I finish my Associates, I am diving into my Bachelor's in Accounting. I am just so excited. I feel as if I have been reborn since my weight loss. I have lost a total of 167lbs and have traded my size 24 pants for a size 5!!!! I am working hard on toning my tummy and my arms. For my P.E. credit next semester I will partake in ZUMBA. I cant wait. I felt beautiful as a plus size woman b

Past Life Dream
It's the day you realize your past life was a dream.. That's when it all fails to matter. To know that no matter how hard you try, how honest you are or how good your intentions are... for that all to mean nothing. For it all to rest on just one other persons insecurities. This is how precarious your existence is... This is why I am never doing it again. It's a fucking trap. A chemical reaction that means little more than a squirt in the pants... or mouth, depending on how good your aim is.

Who Likes:
who likes a good zombie or action story with great blood guts and hard core gory scenes. who keeps up and enjoys the walking dead show? yeah it can seem a bit drwan out and slow but confess it keeps you on yer toes. and if you dont like it dont watch or like my shit or if you think you can do better start writing right here right now we'll let ya know how good you are or if you suck dont be scared. tehe tehe

Moncler Jassen Het Verhaal Begint Tijdens De Tweede Wereldoorlog
moncler jassen Het verhaal begint tijdens de Tweede Wereldoorlog. Frankrijk was bezet door de Duitsers en in twee, in de vrije gebieden, recruitment team is afgeschaft en vervangen door een systeem van universele deelname, dit systeem vereist jongeren moeten aansluiten bij een groep genaamd de "Chantiers de Jeunesse" organisatie. Die organisaties, zoals de speciale status, Jeunesse et Montagne (JM) genoemd, is het hoofdkantoor gevestigd in Grenoble. De organisatie belangrijkste taak is om te bemannen die onderwezen door de roem en de verantwoordelijkheid van jongeren te interesseren voor een groep voormalige Luchtmacht ambtenaar en de Alpen regio up and running, is natuurlijk de favoriet voor de berg. Groep jongens hebben de mogelijkheid om deel te nemen aan alle bergsporten, en heeft nauwe banden met de natuur. Deelname aan deze groep is uitgegroeid tot een droom van de jongens. JM door middel van een drie uit vergadering Moncler's: Rene Ramillom, Andre Vincent, en Lionel Terray. De

The Soft Kiss
I stand here in silence Looking out the distant land As the wind blows fiercely around me You walk closer to me You look deeply into my ocean eyes as you can see right through me.. What do you see I ask? You tell me what you see. You hestiately move your hand up to my face and gently caress it with your finger tips Almost like I am dream to you. You bend down to kiss me on my wanting lips You kiss me softly that sends an electrifying sensation through my soul. You look again into my eyes.. as you tell me you will never forget me as you walk away from me... leaving me wondering how life would have been with you..

Beautiful Poem For A Beautiful Friend
Beautiful Poem for a Beautiful FriendYou came into my life as an unwelcomed face,Not ever knowing our friendship,I would one day embrace.As i wonder through my thoughts and memories of you,it brings many big smiles and laughter so true.I love the special bond that we beautifully share,I love the way you show you really care,Our friendship means the absolute world to me,I only hope this is something i can make you see.Thank you for opening your mind and your soul,I will do all i can to help heal your hearts little holes.Remember,your secrets are forever safe within me,I will keep them under the tightest lock and key.Always remember...if you're ever in need,i will try to be,the best friend i can possibly be.Thank you for trusting me right from the start. you truly have got a wonderful heart,I am now so happy i felt that embrace.For now i see the beauty of my best friends face...

«pirates» Montres Saisies Dans Le Tamaulipas, D'une Valeur De 83 Millions De Dollars
Tamaulipas, au Mexique, en Décembre. 13, 2012 -. Officiel importation spécialistes Customs and Border Protection États-Unis ont découvert et saisi une cargaison de montres de marques françaises qui se sont révélées fausses ou "hackers" d'une valeur de 83 millions de dollars montres discount . Il s'agit de la deuxième expédition de montres contrefaites dans les 6 mois. L'envoi a été assuré dans les locaux du World Trade Bridge International. Après un examen juridique et de vérifier les droits de propriété intellectuelle, l'utilisation de la marque de commerce n'est pas autorisé. Cette dernière Juillet a été assuré une cargaison de quatre mille 200 montres «pirates» en provenance de Hong Kong, en Chine et au Mexique, d'une valeur de 28,7 millions de dollars. "Ils sont venus en Californie, aux États-Unis, avec un objectif de Coahuila, au Mexique, Laredo venir ici", a déclaré Joe Uribe, directeur des douanes au pont mondiale du commerce. L'expédition est venu par les ports maritimes d

Resolutions
Do you have any?Do you have faith in them?Are they an encouragement or to at least try to motivate you in the right directions?Do they make you feel like a failure when they don't work out for you?Have you had any resolutions in your past that worked and what are they?Have you had any resolutions in your past where they didn't pan out as you expected they would, what were they?Personally, I believe in them, BUT... following them.. now that's another story, lol.

Christmas Flea
The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it. After the story time, the students were given an opportunity to draw a picture about the story. Most of the pictures were predictable, but Johnny's had an odd element in it. "Johnny, I see Joseph and Mary with the baby Jesus on a donkey, but what is that following the donkey? "It's the flea, teacher." "What flea?" asked the teacher. To which the boy faithfully repeated the Bible verse: "Take Mary and Jesus and flea to Egypt. There's Mary; there's Jesus; and there's the flea.

My Fave Porn Actor & Actresses
I thought about this all week. I'm going to do it by decades. 80's Kay Parker and Jerry Butler 90's Stephanie Swift and Ron Jeremy 00's Zoey Andrews and Lex Steele I could add so many to this list. Like Amber Lynn and Nina Hartly. Anna Malle and Savannah. R. Bolla and Job Dough Who do you like?

Critiques Et: Tablet Dell Latitude
De 10,1 pouces (1366 x 768 pixels),notebook pas cher , dual core Intel Atom processeur, 2 Go de RAM, 64 Go SSD, USB 2.0, mini HDMI, 8MP caméra arrière, Windows 8, 667 grammes Les points positifs: robuste, bonne performance, batterie amovible, pleine taille un port USB sur la tablette Les points négatifs: adaptateur secteur Grande, pas de clavier ou le stylet dans la boîte, haut-parleurs faibles NEW DELHI: Une nouvelle race de comprimés avec fonctionnalités d'un PC sont maintenant disponibles - et le nouveau Dell Latitude 10 est l'un d'eux. Il est livré avec la version complète de Windows 8 Pro et est alimenté par un processeur Intel Atom dual core optimisé pour la puissance et l'efficacité. Être un Latitude, cette tablette est avant tout une machine professionnelle - qui se reflète dans la conception no-nonsense, noir mat surface, emplacement pour antivol Kensington, solide en alliage de magnésium cadre, chiffrement matériel au niveau des entreprises et, surtout, une batte

Once The Flyweight Division
BOULOGNE-SUR-MER, France -- Pumping his arms in victory, Peter Sagan of Slovakia won the crash-marred third stage of the Tour de France on Tuesday as the race returned home. Justin Tucker Elite Jersey . Fabian Cancellara of Switzerland remained the overall leader for a fourth straight day. The cyclists, who opened in Belgium, completed a 197-kilometre ride from Orchies that featured five small climbs to an uphill finish in the fishing port of Boulogne-sur-Mer. Sagan, at just 22 one of cyclings brightest stars, won his second stage in his debut Tour by bolting from the splintered pack with less than 300 metres left. He crossed the line several lengths - and one second - ahead of runner-up Edvald Boasson Hagen of Norway and third-place finisher Peter Velits of Slovakia. Sagan enjoys putting on a show for fans. He churned his arms, as a runner might, in a nod to the title character in the movie "Forrest Gump." "Its a thing Id discussed with my teammates about what kind of gesture Id do on

Schlimmer Als Das Gefühl Einer Desktop-tastatur
Mit der beschleunigten usb gerät Entwicklung von E-Commerce, Online-Handel Feuer, ist die breite Industrie allmählich in den heiß umkämpften Markt. Computer Borderline-Produkten, Computer-Zubehör, Computer-Food Industrie breite und allmählich bildeten eine Anordnung von One-Stop-Großhandel, One-Stop-Account Zugehörigkeit Modus! Um die Einstellung der Computer-Chassis, nicht naiv durch Akklimatisierung Anatomie, weil die Anatomie gibt es viel Platz. Kann angenommen platzierte Gegenstände zentralen werden die Anatomie um Versandkosten zu sparen.Power, ist offen für die absolute Akzent Fähigkeit Beitritt zentral die Computergehäuse. Seine überlegene und Einhaltung anon beeinflusst die Aktivität und die Einhaltung der zugesetzten Zubehör. Ungewöhnlich in reich Regionen Chinas Netzspannung ist akut instabil, Hochspannungs-Schlagen und Spannungsschwankungen, der Anatomie Fähigkeit überlegen Anforderungen höher. Gute Fähigkeit in der Spannung Aberration ist groß, ein vers

Under Control A Week Ago. The
MINNEAPOLIS -- Chris Sale produced his usual strong pitching performance to help the Chicago White Sox win their fifth straight series against the Minnesota Twins. Frank Gore Nike Jersey . There were bonuses for the White Sox on this steamy afternoon, too. Sale didnt have to work very hard, never facing more than four batters in any inning, and the lagging lineup snapped to life with a season-high 21 hits. Sales seven smooth innings were supported by Adam Dunns three-run homer, and the White Sox beat the Twins 12-5 Wednesday. "Any time you go out there and get that kind of run support it kind of calms you down a little bit," said Sale, the American Leagues earned run average leader. The White Sox matched their season high with a 2 1/2 game lead in the AL Central, ahead of Cleveland. Sale (9-2) struck out five and walked one with six hits and two runs allowed. The Twins talked before the game about trying to disrupt his rhythm and make him sweat on a day when the temperature moved towar

Flame Of Love
We fell in love went up like a brush fire Burned hot and high with large logs in the coals Two hearts born for each other fate sepperated us Spread the ambers far and few we still blazed Like Lava Winter snow and spring rain through the hurt We smoldered on high The winds of destiny pryed again but this time too far Deep within still glew red but couldn't radiate The ground gave We came back together again A thick layer of ash She can't break through As much as we burn for each other The old ash holds her heat but insulates it from mine So together we melt apart

What About Telefoni Touch Screen?
I vantaggi di smartphone sono quasi indiscussa, ei loro vantaggi sono ben noti. Purtroppo, praticamente tutto ciò che sembra troppo bello per essere vero, e molti dei recenti miglioramenti mankinds sono venuti con le catture che sono spesso anche eclissato i loro benefici. I telefoni touch screen in possesso di un lato in ombra anche un ventre marcio che viene spesso trascurato? Tutti sanno che i telefoni cellulari scaricare diversi gradi di radiazioni che possono in alcuni casi, con grave, esposizione a lungo termine, essere un male per il nostro corpo. Che dire di telefoni touch-screen? Non servono anche ampie porzioni di radiazioni pericolose che alla fine piovono malattia e danno i loro utenti? Purtroppo, sì, telefoni touch screen sono stati analizzati ampiamente,(smartphone dual sim) e lo fanno emettono radiazioni. Per fortuna, però, il corpo umano può assorbire una buona quantità di radiazioni dei telefoni touch screen, senza effetti negativi. È ben noto che la radiazione prodo

Mode : Jeux De La Séduction à Londres
L'hiver n'est pas la saison la plus propice aux effets de séduction. Les températures en berne donnent avant tout envie de confort et de protection. Mais dans un climat économique tout aussi glacial, les créateurs qui défilent à Londres ont compris comment séduire la cliente en la rendant séduisante. Et quand on baigne dans la culture britannique, on n'appréhende pas le désir avec le même élan frontalement sexy que les designers italiens vetement homme . Cependant, le goût des bonnes manières à l'anglaise n'est pas synonyme de froideur : ce n'est pas un hasard si le roman érotico-bondage Fifty Shades of Grey ("Cinquante nuances de Grey"), écrit par la Britannique E. L. James, est le livre qui a atteint le plus vite le million d'exemplaires vendus dans le pays. Les créateurs locaux élaborent donc des stratégies sophistiquées pour réchauffer l'ambiance. Chez l'Ecossais Christopher Kane se dessine une féminité moderne tout en nuances. Des grands manteaux à effet camouflage et des jupes

Deer On A Rope
Why we shoot deer in the wild:(A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this)I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up-- 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my r

Make Unique Business Traditional Financial Institution Bank Financial Institution Bank Cards - 5 Tips
Business cards can offer you and your company as a means to entice audiences. No longer are you limited to the conventional rectangle-shaped cards with the expected font or make out type, as some exciting choices have been designed. In some conditions you may not even have to use a pc pc pc pc pc pc pc computer computer printer as creating and creating cards can be done online from the satisfaction of your home. The following five tips offer awesome advice on how to make your own exclusive company cards: One aspect to consider when creating your cards is style. Some concepts to select from are: group, rectangle-shaped, superstar, long, short, or particularly cut to go with your company (for example, a cards by means of a outfits if you are a style designer). A second way to make a memorable cards is by using a exclusive framework which will offer customers an immediate sensitive response. Some available designs include: metal, distressing, set, cork, content, timber and rubb

Treasures
You spoke to me of treasures,Buried in a sandy shore.I now have no need of golden trinkets,They have no value to me nomore. No my treasure not buried,Deep within the sand.But it is here before me,On two feet it stands. This new wonder before me,In my eyes she does glow.She is rarer than any treasure,Any treasure I'll ever know

Angels Or Devils
weman treat most men the way there treated some hold gruges ,andsome are after money but most if treated with love and understanding for who they are and not for what there arnt then ull see a woman who will be a ladie who will be at ur side no matter what but there still are some hurt beyond help or love but we still need to care about how we as men protray our love and not look like ass hole ore mean bad men

Acceptable Lie
Finally reached the semi final of blissful pain reliefI thought that I'd be happy to swim in new beliefEverytime I turn around and think that I have wonI'm reminded there's no perfection in everything I've doneWhy must it be just so in the image in my headWhy do I race the clock to avoid just feeling deadI have no idea why I cannot just breatheInstead of sitting in my cave left alone to seetheMaybe, perhaps, do you think that I can gain a chance?Gain a foothold in Creation and finally advance?War against emotion and suspicious jealousyBattling dementia and falsely gathered gleeFinally stand for truth and never tell a lieSmile just this once some day before I dieNot just a grimmace to fight back feeling glumAll of this wishful thinking surely makes me dumbbut I must do what I must do and surely you do tooTell this little lie from now until you're through "Everything is going to be okay." KLM

Ios Vs. Android: Welches Ist Mehr Sicher?
W?hrend die iOS-Plattform dominiert immer noch die mobile Anwendung der Industrie, wird die Android-Plattform allm?hlich an Popularit?t gewinnen. Der Mobilfunkmarkt weltweit ist auf den Vertrieb von Anwendungen und Ger?te, die sowohl die Android und iOS Betriebssystemen floriert. Im Angesicht der rasant steigenden Nutzung der beiden OS-Plattformen, haben mobile Marktforscher mit Sicherheitsfragen, die die Nutzer sowohl Googles Android und Apples iOS-Plattformen betreffen kommen, diese Fragen sind angeblich die Sorge nicht nur der Mobilfunk-Kunden, sondern auch die Software-Entwickler. Unten finden Sie eine umfassende Diskussion der OS-Plattform ist sicherer: -china handy 1. Anwendung Vertriebskan?le - Die Android-Plattform bietet mehrere Methoden und M?glichkeiten zum Laden mobiler Apps in den Ger?ten. Zum Beispiel unterstützt alle mobilen Ger?te mit dieser Plattform die Speicherung von mehreren Anwendungen gleichzeitig erm?glicht über die Luft in gro?em Ma?stab Anwendung Verteilung.

Writing
Sometimes you just wake up in the mornig ,and you want to write , the urge is so strong pen , you have to pick up your pen , or type Writing is healing , writing is joy .. Writing gives you something to remember , when all else seems bad . I love to look over and read the stuff i've already wrote, and if there's anything i can do it make it better .. even just by one word. you have to write with so much emotion , that's what i heard .. Writing could a story it could a be song , it could be some kind of poetry , or just a distant memory of some precious memory you had .

Fly High My Sweet-pea
On January 10,2013 our family welcomed into this world a beautiful baby girl named Audrey Olivia. She was born with Trisomy 13... Audrey was born with sever kidney problems and heart problems..On May 4, 2013 God came to get her...I can remember falling to my knees at her bedside crying I wanted to shout out ITS NOT FAIR!! But we knew from the get go that her life would be a short lived one. She was the light of my life. I have never really knew what love was until I became a grandma. Our lives have been turned upside down!! I keep asking myself, WHY HER????? My daughter and son in law are just so distraught over this, but yet have remained amazingly strong.You know, life prepares us to lose our parents and grandparents, but it never prepares us to lose a baby so young and so innocent. We didn't get the chance to love her fully like we should. Oh baby I'm misssing you so much today. I woke up with a heavy heart and tears in my eyes. I know you are here with us, but I just wished I had

Sick Of It.
You know, I'm getting sick of this not being able to eat anything we have here. I have to keep an eye on my sodium. I'd went to the store and got what I thought was healthy food. Which I might add, it's not that they are "bad", it just they have sodium. My sodium levels are fine, but I'm to watch my intake, at least until I see the cardiologist. I would love to have some bacon.....or steak............OH..how about the pork chops that I bought. Hell, I'd even like to have a handfull of chips that were brought when my Mom passed away. Instead, I'm living off of baked chicken (with no seasoning), tuna (rinsed) on ONE slice of wheat bread.....and yogurt. Every vegetable that I eat, I have to drain and rinse about 4 times. This is crazy. I'm starving for food that has taste. I'm whining...I'm sorry.

I Don't Care About The Bull Shit
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your hearts longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or yours, without moving to hide it, fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or yours, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to

Mr Earl
You walked into our lives You brought us such joy You made us laugh You made us smile Now you make us cry. You left us suddenly But you will be loved and missed by all In Memory of Junior Earl Peacock July 1 1932 - May 1 2002

I Like You
I like your personality, and your oh so sweet smell, i like the color of your eyes, and your absolutly gorgeous smile. i like the way you wear your hair, each and every day. i like the way you laugh, in your own special little way. i like just laying on your bed, holding you in my arms. i like that special feeling, like nothing can go wrong. i like the thought of us together, frightened that day wont come. so please oh please, tell the truth, do i keep that special feeling, or be frighetned as days go on?

"$10 Is $10!"
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation... The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of y

Why Cant Ppl Here See This? Someone On Bang Me Wrote This About Me
Well aren't you just the most enticing lady that I have ever seen in my life (smile)... there is a world that you should see, a fun one, but you have to be spontaneous in nature or it will not work.... and when I say that... it doesn't mean that you have to be spontaneous in your recent actions.... just in nature... in your heart.... and I truely hope that that is the way you are because you just look so sweet... so precious, so honest... that I truely want to meet you.... and trust me.... it is very rare that a photo can show the spirtitual glow of a person... but yours do... and your pictures glow a radiance of positivity that... draw me to really want to meet you.... EVEN IF WE JUST TURNED OUT TO BE FRIENDS... something in your photo presence really tells me that I will be at a loss if I didn't have you in my life in some way... who knows... maybe I'll even learn something?! ;) I am eagerly anticipating a response....

Not Sure Just Felt Like Doint It
Running low, feeling alone, not knowing were to go. Paths are long roads dark where to turn what to take life is maybe a mistake. Take my own or a go on? who knows what goes on? my head a maze my heart a puzzle spread all over like a jigsaw puzzle forgotten and dusty. Leave me there or fix it up know one can get my heart a wall of bricks covered by steal I will no longer let it feel. turns cold never warm. My soul is lost I want to cry and yet I cannot shed a tear for the feeling is lost. My life long my time even longer but what is the answer know one can say. No place to feel good no doors unlocked I lost the key to my heart its gone for good and I wont give it out. So if ya think you got it you probally dont.

Questions Of The Heart?
In the past year, I have had a few realtionships. My frist boyfriend was one of my bestfriends.We dated for about 6 mons, up until the time I caught him cheating and talking to other girls on myspace. My second boyfriend I met him at a bar. We dating for 6 weeks, before I found out he was smokeing pot. He should have told me frist. Before, I caught him useing it. My third boyfriend I met him about a year ago after me and my exhusband spilt up. We dated for about 3 mons. Then I found out he was only comeing around to get only what is in between my legs. My opions on this would be: I am hate a liar, cheater, and user. I rather have be made love to my mind first before making love to my heart or body. Why are most men like this? Why do bad guys make good guys look bad? Why do women like me run away from a good man? Will I ever find my soulmate? Will I ever remarry again? Will I ever overcome the trauma I have been experienced? The answers to all the quest

Anything Your Wife Doesn't Use?
The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful, sexy young woman. "You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house and I want a divorce!" The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened." "It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating creep." "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car. I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten for three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight. When I served them to her, the poor young thing practically inhaled them. Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe.

Mexican Jokes 1
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco ----- Why can't mexicans be firemen? They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b ----- How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. ----- Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments. ----- How Do You Starve A Mexican? Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots. ----- What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof? Chingos ----- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society. ----- What do you call mexican basketball? Juan on Juan. ----- Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest? Me neither. ----- What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss? I don't know but it could pick lettuce good. ----- Why don't mexicans bbq? The beans fall through the little holes. ----- What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook? steal a c

Haha
We bowled and had fun. My partner was awesome. Picked up almost everything and got strikes. lol As for me, well I had fun. And the dads on my lanes loved teasing me. lol All in all not too bad. Of course my partner wanted to bowl for us both when I couldn't stop laughing from all the heckling. lol Then he wanted to replace me. lol Then he said I usually bowl better than that. lol Thank God its for charity. lol Gotta love Nephews. lol I have great ones. we bowled at least a 160 every game. fun fun. That is all. lol

Words Of Advice
I dug this up.. it is from my aunt written to me along time ago.. when i went on another adventure in life.. (but life is adventrous) i wanted to pass this one to people if they actually read these things... it is true in its own way.... Dear One, I'll miss you both. Never forget we are here for you and we love you. As you are realizing your virtures and short comings.... stay focused.. NO ONE can make you happy.. you must find that path. Whatever happens- if it wont make a difference in tomorrow-next week- next year- walk over it- it has no meaning. Focus on good. Focus on accomplisments. Those who focus on success often dont know what it is. Some of success is being able to shed dead and unfocused weigh and forget it.. Dont live in the past. Its also a waste of precious youthful time. Do something sweet for someone everyday- expect nothing from anyone-that way you are not disappointed. Allow folks to love you. Its ok. Most good folks dont want a thing for it...

The 24th ~ Lollipops
so i used to date this kid...damn its almost been a year since we got together( and about 9 months since we broke up) but anyways... i used to date this kid and he asked me out halloween night and like everyday for the months we dated he brought me a lolipop...and i had completely forgotten he used to do that till like five seconds ago and for some reason it made me laugh.. okay done sharing random info now...

Friends Or Not Friends
I thought that friends were supposed to help friends when they needed help. I have helped everyone with leveling up when they have asked me to, but when I ask for help leveling up for me or some of my friends here on the LC no one helps me or them out why is that? Could and would someone please answer this for me?

It's True...
You Are Grape You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. What Color Purple Are You?

Which Neverland Fairy R U?
You scored as Tinkerbell. You are a pixie with some attitude! You care for others, and always want to make things right, but sometimes your sassy ways can get in the way! You can make friends easily, and can fall in love that easily too! Though you may loose your temper sometimes, you always fix things, just like Tink's talent (she fixes pots and pans)! And that can be hard, if you have an attitude like Tink! Tinkerbell80%Vidia-The Fast Flying Fairy65%Nari-The Water Talent Fairy50%Prilla--the Mainland Visiting Fairy45%What Neverland Fairy are You? (from new tinkerbell novel-girls only)created with QuizFarm.com

Not Really A Joke But Very Amusing!
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about; -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -----

10 Years
Okay the year is 1996, and the month is April, and the day the 11. I'm on a bus with a few other people, and I see the sign, Welcome to Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. Yup that's it, now all of a sudden it's hit me, like a ton of bricks. I'm scared. Yeah I knew that I was going to be in the military, but man was I not ready for it. I was only 19 years old...and fresh out of high school, well a few months out of high school but still. Well I finish my basic training and go to tech school and finish that up. Get to my first duty station and get an eye opener, of how the real Air Force is. I meet my first supervisor, Arthur Coleman, staff sergenant type. Me being the young, A1C type was scared and kept my mouth shut alot. Well Art, took care of me for the first 8 months before he had to get out for Medical reasons. Then I get put into support and learn more stuff and get praised, that I was the only Airman on the shift working the counter and getting tool boxes out for the morning rush. I

What Type Of Sex Is Good 4 U
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sitting Alone
Well I don't normally blog on any sites because I have never seen much point in it, but when I get bored I do blog sometimes just for the hell of it. My uncle and my boyfriend just left so I am sitting here by myself. My uncle had to go to work and my boyfriend has school tomorrow. Blah! I can't wait till I finally get back to work but I still have 2 months left on my medical leave and it's killing me because I am so use to working. Well I think I am getting off here and heading to bed for the night. MMFWCL4L

I Love My Sis! >:d
I had a pretty good weekend looking for apts in Wichita...it was a long drive but well worth it I think cuz I got to see my sissypoo stinkerpoo and my great niece and nephews...they are such beautfil kids and aunt allie even got hugs...I enjoyed my visit with my sis very much and cant wait to get moved to Wichita so we can start going to garage sales and start going out and painting the town lol Love ya sis and ty for a really fun time....I really enjoyed meeting you and the kids...give the kids my love and hugs and tell them to be good for you from aunt allie

Nothin.. Just Messin' Around...
i was just lookin around for myspace overlays, then i found LC.. this is a really cool and fun site.. i really enjoyed joining here.. i had some new friends, who i think are great.. well people i hope you add me up.. P.S. if you have a myspace account please do add me up.. shanie_cute87@yahoo.com hope to see you soon.. peace out!

Highly Irritated
time to rant and rave, people fucking suck anymore. answer me this, you're talking to someone getting to know them better and out of nowhere they stop talking to you and dont let you write them or take your calls, dont you think they should at least let you know why? oh and then theres others who are just fucking stupid to think that you wont find out that they are lieing to you. im annoyed with everyone right now and today has to be one of those days that imma tell you how i see it. so basicly, today i think everyone should just fuck off...

A Personal Poem I Had Written About My Lost Child
FORGIVEN SOUL Cries out loud as I begin to sore As the sounds of a crash begin to roar Around the clouds with a thought in mind It started out as an awful crime Counting the moments before we hit Wondering where it might make me sit As my arms begin to fold Praying O'Lord don’t take her soul In moments so many around Laying there on the ground Gasping at each and every breath Knowing this is going to be a mess Prayed for months and days on end Till one day she came to rest Who was it that I needed to forgive? The Lord 'O Mighty was it him? No, it was my lil angel Come to say…… I love you Mom, and all is ok Written by: JJ 063002

Read And (repost) Comment Please
hey all its the dood im having another boob contest with more prizes and it will be fun for all the last one was fun and i thiink we all need it my contests are drama free so i need 20 girls to send me there pics come on ladies show the love send them here big dood the contest guy@ LostCherry

Not Good Enough
I want to hide I'm not good enough Not even for him He kept telling me to see other people And then he wanted me "It hurts me every day you're not here" So you hurt me more You're saying it's not even good enough that I've been here for you I've been here when you needed me "I think it would be best I know I sound cold And I'm sorry but this isn't working" I have been trying so hard I didn't tell him about anything wrong Told him only about good things to keep him feeling good He's out at sea... I told him I'm sorry I've been trying my heardest He says " no I'm not trying hard enough." "don't be sorry I should be sorry" "and I'm sorry I think we should just stay friends" What am I? A trade around doll??? I'm not good enough for anyone?! I guess that's true now I have another reason to go away...

Sexy Questions...
Body: If we fucked..... Body: Reply in a message and Repost so others can fill it out ;) 1. Would you be in control? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you 20. WOULD U FUCK TODAY? REPOST AS "IF WE HAD SEX?...... Its all in the name of fun...

Hey To All
well I have had this account for awhile now and am just now getting time to play with it since I haven't had a computer for awhile. Mine blew up.. but it's all good though cuz now I'm back and ready to meet some new and interesting people both here and on my other accounts.. if interested in talking further or on my other accounts just give me a yell and I will be happy to talk to all. Until then.. See Ya

Stars Thump Kings
The Stars did waste any time letting the Kings know they were in town for business not pleasure. Miettinen scored just 19 seconds after the game started. Coach Tippet changed up the lines and the biggest one was putting Morrow, Modano, and Lindros together. Each time they were on the ice they dominated the puck. They had 2goals, one from Morrow and one from Modano, and five assist. Modano’s goal came after a huge blast from Lindros that rebounded out to the middle of the slot where Mo was waiting and pushed it past Cloutier. The team as a whole looked really good. Each man took care of their business and finished off hits and were just tenacious scrapping for the pucks in the corners. It was clear that the Kings were not ready for the new physical play the Stars are showing now. When the Stars made Morrow the team captain it was because of how he plays the game. He is fearless and will not give up on any play until the whistle has blown. He is never intimidated and backs down from no

To Every Girl..
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees && open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a gu

Anthem Of Our Dying Day
"Anthem Of Our Dying Day" The stars will cry The blackest tears tonight And this is the moment that I live for I can smell the ocean air And here I am Pouring my heart onto these rooftops Just a ghost to the world That's exactly Exactly what I need From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day For a second I wish the tide Would swallow every inch of this city As you gasp for air tonight I'd scream this song right in your face If you were hear I swear I wont miss a beat Cause I never Never have before From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day Of our dying day Of our dying day Of our dying!!! For a second I wish the tide Would swallow every inch of this city And you gasp for air tonight!! From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day

Nice Day For A Drive Not!
My wife found a Dalmation about a month ago and decided to take it in. But with a one year old running around the house the dog was just too bug to keep around so today I had to take it too a shelter. I hope they can find a home for it. Anyway it is now at the Houston humane society on almeda rd. Most of Houston is getting hit hard by rain and flooding today and getting from one place to another is challenging. But I made it back home. I listened to the news and have heard of some that weren't so lucky. I saw many homes and cars underwater.

Hedwig And The Angry Inch
The Origin of Love When the earth was still flat, And the clouds made of fire, And mountains stretched up to the sky, Sometimes higher, Folks roamed the earth Like big rolling kegs. They had two sets of arms. They had two sets of legs. They had two faces peering Out of one giant head So they could watch all around them As they talked; while they read. And they never knew nothing of love. It was before the origin of love. The origin of love And there were three sexes then, One that looked like two men Glued up back to back, Called the children of the sun. And similar in shape and girth Were the children of the earth. They looked like two girls Rolled up in one. And the children of the moon Were like a fork shoved on a spoon. They were part sun, part earth Part daughter, part son. The origin of love Now the gods grew quite scared Of our strength and defiance And Thor said, "I'm gonna kill them all With my hammer, Like I killed the giants." And

Dancing With The Devil
Palms sweat, but not from heat. As two bodies come to meet. Closer and closer, face to face. Leather, pearls, and lace. Gazing into sultry eyes. Pulled closer and told lies. The scent of lust fills the air. To get what's needed, there's not a care. Sashaying across the floor of life. Inflicting selfish pain and strife. Nothing said or done will ever be true. Am I dancing with the devil? Or are you?

"i Wanna Know"
[chorus] If you got kids back home I wanna know If you don't I wanna know If you're straight or you ain't I wanna know If you're broke I wanna know I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know [verse 1] If you wanna be with me I gotta know What you doin', where your goin' Where you have been Who you loved, who you liked, who you seein' Before I let you in Because I learned from my past...oh yes I did Met a guy that I liked, he was my type But he lied 'bout his wife and he tried To play me, play me [b-section] Now how long was he goin' Wait before he told me 'bout that I can't believe he did me like that Something I should've known But I've learned my lesson Not again will I be naive I need to know the secrets ya'll keep Cause what I don't know can come back on me [repeat chorus] [verse 2] If you wanna fall in love...gotta be aware 'bout the life that your lover's been leadin' So you know if they gonna be schemin

Ver 3
Self Infect these open wounds injecting drugs I am making my tomb For a slice of heaven for some apple pie 15 mins of pleasure I am Rotting INSIDE! Rotting inside maggots crawl from my eyes Drugging what's left of me sobody set me free Heroin viens dead chills of a junkie my brain has holes that worms make home But I'll do it agian My addicating sin what's fun tobehin has now brough me my end Rotting inside maggots crawl from my eyes The drugs injected in me were what brought the end to be Brought the end of me No one to set me free

Relationship Questions
Relationship Questions YOU OPENED IT.. NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT .. AND BE HONEST 1) Single, Taken, or Crushing? Taken 2) Are you happy with where you are? pretty much 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? TOO fast 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? Of course 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? Nope...never 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? hell no 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? of course 8) Do you want children? very much so 9) How many? 2 10) Would you consider adoption? yes 11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know? Just tell me 12) Do you want someone you cant have? nope 13) Do you believe love at first sight exists? yes 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? Sure 15) Do you believe that you can change someone? if you change someone they are not the person you know

$8,546,651,828,942.20 & 300million People
$8,546,651,828,942.20 Thats the amount of the national debt as of 10/13/2006!! $8,546,651,828,942.20 / 300,000,000 = $28488.84 Per American The Debt To the Penny Current Amount 10/13/2006 $8,546,651,828,942.20 Current Month 10/12/2006 $8,546,104,778,895.72 10/11/2006 $8,544,968,376,000.88 10/10/2006 $8,546,276,240,603.85 10/06/2006 $8,546,983,873,609.00 10/05/2006 $8,545,048,487,560.99 10/04/2006 $8,545,777,575,825.47 10/03/2006 $8,547,636,616,507.85 10/02/2006 $8,548,384,110,614.28 Prior Months Prior Fiscal Years 09/29/2006 $8,506,973,899,215.23 09/30/2005 $7,932,709,661,723.50 09/30/2004 $7,379,052,696,330.32 09/30/2003 $6,783,231,062,743.62 09/30/2002 $6,228,235,965,597.16 09/28/2001 $5,807,463,412,200.06 09/29/2000 $5,674,178,209,886.86 09/30/1999 $5,656,270,901,615.43 09/30/1998 $5,526,193,008,897.62 09/30/1997 $5,413,146,011,397.34 09/30/1996 $5,224,810,939,135.73 09/29/1995 $4,973,982,900,709.39 09/30/1994 $4,692,749,910

What Color Eyes Do You Have
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures) EdenYou have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Pet Rules
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to max

So Lonely
Yeh My Nights are Lonely and Tears are My Only Companion in this Life.Friends Have Left me For Material Stuff Leaving me Behind What I Feared The Most has Turned Reality. Im alone People Dont Really Care about you. They only use you for their Personal Whant and when you are Down they Step on you like you were a Roch But There are alot of Good People out there. Those are the People im Strugling to find. Have Everyone abandoned me? am i Somenthing not Worth talking to whats the point og life them? i need friends

Hillbilly Talk....lmao
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner." 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' mochines!" 1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker."

Exsisting
Will you ever again acknowledge my existance, or will I be condemned to a lifetime of silence? After talking to you for so long we finally met, I know now how I feel, this question is for you, Do you have any regret? All I ever wanted was a simple confession, stop leading me on and avoiding my question. Is it the words I love you that you like to say, or the hurtful games that you like to play? There's something about you I cant let go, but dont think I fell for you cause I dont think so, this whole situation got me messed up and twisted, did we break up or move on? Let me know cause I missed it. You made so many promises that you didnt keep, but I broke my own promise by trustin a man, and now Im in deep. I hope one day you wake up and realize, your lonely life has just begun. It hurts me not to know how you are, your only minutes away, yet it feels so far. THE END!

The Ins And Outs Of Waterfalls
It eats out the inside It pours from the outside like a fountain flowing from my heart peircing it through like a sharp poisen dart spreading disease, and wearing down walls letting pain in like holes in a dam The more that comes in, I'm shown as a sham The more I swim the more I sink pulled like a bubble stuck in the sink

My Friends & Fans
To all those I love to chat with on here.... Please forgive me and my rudeness. I have been Alot-O-Bit sick for the past few days and have not had the energy to get to my pc. I miss all of you and hope to feel better and send you all love very soon. Love-N-Light Blessed Be Tanja

Angel Of Deceit.
Angel in the night Beckoning me to follow Your promises of sweet deceit The unrelenting lust Blanketing the air Your smile saturated with evil Forces me to my knees Your hypnotic eyes Dark as Ravens blood Lulls me into a spell The temptations are overwhelming Raising me to hate But forcing me to stay Your pain is unbearable Drawing out my darkest secrets You summon me with black intent Your darkness veils my sight Leaving a path of distortion No longer able to hold on to myself I finally succumb to your midnight ways...

Women Are Crazy!!!!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. Th is makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

Happyness
all i can say about happyness is to be with the one u care about nomater who it is. and sonner r later they will see how much u real do care for them, but sometimes the persion realy never see's the trouth about how u feel for them the happyness is to be with them.

Trick Or Treat?
Last night as i lay awake in my bed loosing sleep over a phrase i thought was innocent. Trick or Treat What is this maddness, Trick as in Turning tricks like a whore, a dirty little jazz whore at that, and Treat? ...Treat need i say more thats just dirty, its dirty business, all of it. You cant have little kids running around asking old loney adults Trick(would you like to have sexy for money) or Treat(would you like to treat me to whats in those hotpants)Thats just sick. I'm callin for a all out war on the saying Trick or treat, This is truly unamerican.So join me in this fight...no join me in this Moral crusade Agaisnt 'Trick or Treat' together We cant make a diffrence, and save america as we know and love it. Vist www.PeepsAgasintTrickOrTreatsYaheard.com For more info or email me at Getthatgoddamntrickortreatouttamyface@yahoo.com Thank You, And happy Halloween -Alchemist

13 Cherrytap Rules
ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on

Halloween Maybe Over But Im Keeping My Damn Outfit On!
Black tank top with "wicked" written in bold white letters across my chest,jean skirt riding up my fish net covered legs ,and black knee high boots to add a bit more to the main point of the custume.I was a hooker for halloweeny and it was GREAT! Went to a bar,listen to everythiung from lord of god to a live band. Why does halloween have to end? When people asked what I was post to be, I just answered... what? oh.. its halloween? lol. Ashes

Hmmmmm
A- You like to Drink B- You like people. C- You're wild and crazy. E. Your a damn good kisser D- You have one of the best personalities ever. N- You are Beautiful F- People adore you. G- You never let people tell you what to do. H- You have a very good personality and looks I- You have a fine ass. J- Everyone loves you. K- You are really silly. L- You live to have fun. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You are Beautiful O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- Fuckin sexy. S- Easy to fall in love with. T- Your loyal to those you love. U- You really like to chill. V- You are not judgmental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You are the Bestsest BF My Name... is Jessica soooo it means... J- Everyone loves you E- Your a damn good kisser S- Easy to fall in love with S- Easy to fall in love with I- You have a fine ass C- You're wild and crazy

An Affair...
An Affair! An Affair Margaret was nervous. Years had passed since she'd been this nervous about the visit of a student. Their visits were always so boring, so ordinary. Tea and cakes and unclever talk about some topic or other the student had chosen for an honors paper. Margaret would smile, make one or two suggestions, and the girl would leave at the end of the afternoon convinced that Margaret had infinite understanding. But Cynthia, the student due to arrive at any moment, was quite different from the others. An exquisite girl, exquisite and extremely intelligent. Margaret could never look at the girl in class without quivering. None of the other girls in her classes had that effect on her, and she was thankful for it because she did not like to mix things that belonged apart. Of course they all had guessed Margaret was a lesbian because she had more or less hinted she was. Lesbian teachers in this college were not extraordinary. Margaret, however, did her best to avoid ent

Respect
AS I SIT HERE AND WRITE THIS BLOG ONE WORD WAS POPPING OUT AT ME ALL DAY LONG AND THAT WAS THE WORD RESPECT. RESPECT WHAT DOES IT MEAN WELL IN THE WEBSTER DICTIONARY THERE ARE MANY MEANINGS TO THE WORD RESPECT 1. (usually preceded by `in') a detail or point; "it differs in that respect". 2. The condition of being honored (esteemed or respected or well regarded); "it is held in esteem"; "a man who has earned high regard". 3. An attitude of admiration or esteem; "she lost all respect for him". 4. An courteous expression (by word or deed) of esteem or regard; "his deference to her wishes was very flattering"; "be sure to give my respects to the dean". 5. Behavior intended to please your parents; "their children were never very strong on obedience"; "he went to law school out of respect for his father's wishes". 6. A feeling of friendship and esteem; "she mistook his manly regard for love"; "he inspires respect". 7. Courteous regard for people's feelings; "in deference t

Event Cancelled !!
Hey all .. yeah it sucks .... but the Dec. 30th event has been cancelled . Numerous problems with the venue we chose have arisen ... and unfortunately not enough time to find another suitible venue. We are re-scheduling for the end of March tho .. I will post another blog with the date when we have it set.

Car Accident
this was written on november 1st just didnt get to post it here till now Ive gotten into an accident Yep we all know i got into a car accident today What: happened: I was making a left turn onto 332 from holland road my truck started to skid i hit an oncoming car. Everyone was ok i think we both were a little shaken. My car was Fine one winchmount light had the glass break but seems fine. his car on the other hand lost a head light and cracked the radiator and had to be towed. How i feel: I feel terrible if you honestly think i would like to be hit someone on purpose you should be bludgeoned to death with a spoon I feel like anybody who says something like i had intetionally did or that it was cuz i was careless it wasnt i lost controll and when i came under control i was heading into oncoming traffic

Want Some?
The sweet taste of love Still lingers in your mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills your mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of my lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know you can never get enough Of this treat I'm speaking of...

If It Was Gonna Be, It Would Have Been!
Why do some people decide to talk about threesums or other couples during sex? Talk about me, tell me what you like about me, my body, the way I'm sexin' you, anything that we are doin at that time. It's a turn off. Like your not really that into me. Why are you so concerned about other things at that time? If I wanted to do that with you, it would already be goin' down or talk about before hand.

Life
I am just here to make a shout out to all my friends...i am not ignoring you. My life has been on a slight upside down roller coaster this week. My ex came home and distroyed my life yet again! i got kicked out of my roommates, because he is friends with them....he took my dog (who is like a second child to me!) and he basically drove me crazy this week. So I am pretty busy trying to balance and new job, school, motherhood and finding a place to live! Aside from feeling completely screwed around by guys lately....I feel pretty damn good! lol...so please if you don't hear from me in the next week...please forgive me! Hugs & Luvs, Sammy XXX

Sad, But Kinda True. . .
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people! Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.You attract artsy people! You attract geeks! You attract Yuppies! You attract rednecks! You attract models! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace

3d Virtual World
There is a guy in Canada who I know who has offered to build me a virtual 3D world. As I have never done anything like this before as I am not even a big gamer as I am crap at it, was wondering if there is anyone out there who would like to get involved in the development. He did tell me whatever I wanted I could have in there and at that point my mind hit a blank as I wasnt expecting to be offered this now but had been thinking of it sometime in the future. Can you let me know, it would just mean brainstorming it for ideas and what would look cool etc then turning it into a reality. Let me know if you would be interested, it would mean a bit of a commitment in terms of time. They are already putting together a virtual art gallery together for me.

A Dream
My heart breaks in two Everytime I picture you My heart begins to ache Every morning when I wake The thought of you not here Is my biggest fear Living my worst nightmare Is more than I can bare The thought of you coming home Is all that keeps me strong I know in the past things weren't always right But I am not ready to give up the fight I ask God everyday To help me find a way To live through this pain And for one more day To keep me sane I love you with all of my heart Eventhough we are apart I live my life for you I know you think about me, too I think of you every day and every night Holding our memories tight Wanting you to be near I just wish you could hear Every beat my heart makes I'll do whatever it takes Hoping you'll walk through the door Wanting you to leave no more I did the best that I knew But, really, I didn't have a clue Please know in your heart I never wanted us apart Your return is just a dream Or at least it seems You are a gift f

Will You Be Mine?
I can't find the words to say, to tell you that I feel this way. I want you, what can I do to make you want me next to you? If you look at me you'll understand, all I want is to hold your hand. I have felt this way for so long, it hurts me that I don't belong. Wanting you is all a dream, my heart aches, I want to scream. I smile and laugh; just thinking about you. Together now- I wish it was true. I always imagine your gentle touch, if only you knew I felt this much. Not being with you I'm falling apart, because I don't know how to get your heart. If you could only see the love in my eyes, all of those nights, I sat and cried. Just look at me standing here. Call my name and I'll be there. How long the wait? I don't know. But, when that day comes, I'll let it show. If only you knew, my feelings for you; I'll stay hopeful you feel how I do.

10 Sexual Secrets(cia Imma Get U 4 This Lol)
OK HERE'S ANOTHER ONE BUT THIS ONE IS BETTER HEHEHE (my awesome friend Poetic Angel made this) IM GOIN TO TELL TEN OF MY SEXUAL SECRETS AND PICK TEN PEOPLE TO TELL THEIRS HEHEHE 1) I've had a m/m/f 3some twice 2) I've never had a m/f/f 3some 3) I leave no part of a woman's body uneaten(yeah, everything ;) ) 4) I once took care of myself in front of my gf and her best friend at their request. 5)I am bi-curious 6)I insist on pleasuring a lady for a long time before I even think of getting any back from her 7)I once had sex doggy style with a 100 foot cliff 4 feet behind me, if my lady had bucked back a little too hard..... 8)I've had a million BJ's and loved every one of them, but have only gotten off from it twice. 9) I fuck on the 1st date, but hate one night stands. 10) I am loud and foulmouthed in bed and love a woman to be the same. ok here are the friends i want to do this Malibu Stacy Storme Darkangel F,B,I,A Rainbow Kisses Jenny Sex

Sign
You are The Magician Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity. Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive. The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

First Time Here
HI EVERYONE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME AT ATTEMPTING TO WRITE A BLOG SOOOO FOR ANYONE WHO READS THIS PLZ BARE WITH ME I JUST PRETTY MUCH WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS LEFT ME COMMENTS ON MY PAGE AND MY PICTURES THEY ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED I LOVE YOU ALL PLZ KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING I LOVE THEM ALL **KISSES**

20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
You should print this out and put it by your desk!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhy

Tarot Card
You are The Hierophant Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching. All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel. The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Another One
I Am I am a poet writing of my pain. I am a person living a life of shame. I am your daughter hiding her depression. I am a sister making a good impression. I am your friend acting like I'm fine. I am a wisher wishing this life wasn't mine. I am a girl who thinks of suicide. I am a teenager pushing her tears aside. I am a student who doesn't have a clue. I am the girl sitting next to you. I am the one asking you to care. I am your best friend hoping you'll be there.

Not Safe For Work-vip Info
What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. Accounts will be terminated for abusing the adult content policy. This includes Bulletins, Comments, MUMMs, Cherry Stash entries and Blogs. We realize that we may not catch everything right away, and this is where the community can help us all out by flagging inappropriate content when they see it. Let’s keep CherryTAP a fun and clean place to hangout! < as per Copy of Scrapper's blog information>

Thinking
I was sitting here thinking. Thinking about the world we live in. Thinking about how we are celebrating Thanksgiving in 2 days. Thinking about how much food everyone is going to be eating here. Thinking about how in a lot of countries children go hungry every day. Thinking about how many people would love to have the things we take for granted every day. Thinking about how many people don't have family and friends close by to spend the holidays with. Thinking about the men and women that are serving our country in foreign countries. So, this Thursday when you sit down to eat, remember everything that you have to be thankful for and say a prayer for those that aren't as fortunate.

Fake Ass Friends
The difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends >> >>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. >>REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. >> >>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs >>REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM >> >>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did >>was wrong. >>REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... >>but that shit was fun!" >> >>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. >>REAL FRIENDS: cry with you >> >>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it >>back. >>REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. >> >>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. >>REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from >>you. >> >>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd >>is doing. >>REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. >> >>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on y

Christmas What A Wonderful Time Of The Year
what is Christmas and why do we celebrate it. Christmas is a time when we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ when he was born in a manger with the 3 wise men, mary, joseph, and all the animals and to this day we still celebrate his birth. Christmas is another one of those times where we can get together with family and friends and neighbours and to open presents and share memories that will last a lifetime. its a time for sharing with the needy, and staying up late at night waiting for santa to bring us our gifts under the tree. and then waking up in the morning rushing to the tree and seeing all the gifts that were ummm left there by our parents and not santa oops did i just tell everyone the secret lol. now as i grow older its not the gifts that matter anymore its the giving and the fellowship with each other that matters more to me. and just seeing the smile on peoples faces. today i have found that like any holiday it has become too commmercialized and that we have lost the true m

Everything Is Perfect Now!!
Well my baby got home on Monday for being gone a whole year. It was the most exciting thing I ever experienced. I seen him and just didn't care about anything in the world. My christmas present is him being home with me and our daughter and that is the best gift I could have ever gotten. All the drama bullshit and all that has happened in the last couple of months..I don't care anymore. I am just so happy and want it to stay that way!! I am so happy!! ♥Tina♥

My Hit Man Info
Hairy Knuckles HalPeople Iced:EighteenCar Bombs Planted:SevenFavorite WeaponRusty ChainArms Broken:EightEyes Gouged:Twenty ThreeTongues Cut Off:SevenBiggest Enemy:El Loco MotoGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

I Would Never Do This To Anyone
I WOULD NEVER IN MY LIFE EVER GET ANYONE LOCKED UP FOR NO REASON. I DON'T CARE HOW PISSED OFF SOMEONE GET'S ME I WOULDN'T DO THAT. I DON'T HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST ANYONE. I MAY GET PISSED OFF BUT AFTER I CALM DOWN WHAT EVER WAS DONE, WAS DONE.

Your Attention Please...
It's time for some change. I know that for most "normal" people, Wednesday is classically considered to be "Hump Day" as it is in the middle of the week, but after carefully considering a couple of factors, I am going to lead a movement to officially remove the label of Hump Day from Wednesdays. Here's why: Factor 1 Many people now work non-traditional jobs and have to work shifts. This typically means that they work odd hours and more importantly, have to work weekends or part of the weekend. Take my jobs for example. My regular job is Wednesday through Saturday and I work nights. My part-time job is basically on-call and I work it on my "days off". So some weeks I get one day off, or worse, none. Meaning I have no set "Wednesday" or a single day that can be defined as my Wednesday. I guess if I had to name one, it would have to be the first 12 hours of Friday, but that's only during those weeks that I only work my regular job. Factor 2 By its literal meaning, (besides being th

Who Are You [i Really Wanna Know]
i saw The Who last night in concert. def one of the best concerts ive ever been to ive always known that pete townsend was an amazing guitarist but seeing him live totally changed my views on him.. def one of my alltime fav guitarists. holy shit there are no words to describe last night only feelings

The Vampiric Origin Of Alexziq
LOL, the subject's a little missleading but the statement is accurate. Ive stated before that "Alexziq" is a letter play on my last name "Aleksich" taken from the Slavic "Aleksic". The Origin of name Aleksic in Serbian actually means "Son of Alexander", and that refers to Alexander the Great of course. To those that dont know the true history of the origin of the vampir, Ill fill you in. The Vampir legend was started by people of the Orthodox Christian faith and the Serb peasants of the land in what is now known as Serbia, and Romania. The Orthodox church looked up to Alexander as a great hero who defended the Church and fought the Muslim armies. Time passed and so did Alexander but the Sultan, and Muslims forces continued to fight their way through Serbia, and Romania to Greece. A great defender of the Church arose known as " Vlad Tepech". Vlad and the Romanian, and Serbian nations, along with the Orthodox church formed "the Order of the Dragon" a knighthood of soldiers loyal to

Shitty Day
well lets see today was cool i guess the majority of the day i felt like shit. I have come down with some type of flu i am guessing but yeah then a close friend of mine came and decided to spend some time with me and take care of me for a bit and i am really greatful to her for that but that is bout it for my day. i hate the fact that i have so many female friends yet i have no one to call my own

This Is The End Of All The Miracles
The sky turns black and the rain starts to pour I know this is the end there cant be any more The heroes of my childhood the demons in my head I know they wont survive for every one is dead This is the end of all the miracles Farewell to you Yellow Brick road The looking glass has shattered Tinkerbell has lost her wings And deep inside of Mordor Frodo never had a ring Once I crossed that line the answers disappeared From a childhood lost in time they never will return Did Arthur really pull that sword out of the stone Or was it just a way for me to pass the time This is the end of all the miracles Farewell to you Yellow Brick road The looking glass has shattered Tinkerbell has lost her wings And deep inside of Mordor Frodo never had a ring

Friends
this goes out to all of my friends here on Cherrytap, I have visited all of your sites and have always rated all of your pics a 10 and always leave a comment on your pics, I am wondering why only a couple of you have done the same for me. Friendship is a two way street, so repay the favor, if you are a true friend, but if you are just an advert, then I wont expect anything from you. Lets see who my true friends really are

Character Eleven
Mayor of the town and a staunch Christian that believes that witchcraft is a sin but currently tolerates the local coven as they do not seem to cause trouble, but he is just looking for an excuse to start up some local witch trials. A good man at heart, just prejudicial when it comes to religions.

Another Tattoo Contest I Am In!
Ok people,I am now in 2 Tattoo contests,and this 1 started 2 days ago so I am wayyyyyy behind! go rate n comment me if you will! much thanks! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=16218&albumid=133763&i=3852942310>

The Birth Of A Baby!
Im not a proud grandmother or anything....but I had to stop just long enough to let everyone know. My Grandson was born today December 7, 2006 at 3:29 PM. He weighs in at 7lbs and is 19 1/2 inches long. He is very healthy. We give our thanks, Love and appreciation for the friends and family who were praying the hardest for him last night. I will do further updates as soon as I can take time to type more. Thank you again. Love To All. This is a great day. I hope everyone elses was as good. Thanks you.. Love, Joshua, Sharon and Amber.

He Makes Me Just Wanna Screem!!!
Well, now that I am ready to talk about it to everyone. I just figured it would be easer to just do it this way so I wouldnt have to keep repeating myself. so...here we go... I had been seeing this guy named Brian. Brian, is Amanda Pennington's ex and her baby daddy. I dont know if you know eather one of them but anyways... Amanda and I have known each other since we were in 8th grade. We were the best of friends. She lived with her aunt and uncle. Her and I got in some trouble so she was made to move back in with her parents in 10th grade. We tryed to stay in contact but didnt really talk to each other often. She started dating this guy named Brian. When I was in 12th grade she they had a daughter. Her name is Savannah. Amanda asked me to be her god mother even though we didnt talk to each other often. I was so proud!! Savannah is beautiful!! Well, they didnt really work out well because they just kept fighting and Amanda didnt seem to really want to be pinned down. Brian has 2

Wasted Time - The Eagles
Well baby, there you stand With your little head, down in your hand Oh, my god, you can’t believe it’s happening Again Your baby’s gone, and you’re all alone And it looks like the end. And you’re back out on the street. And you’re tryin’ to remember. How will you start it over? You don’t know what became. You don’t care much for a stranger’s touch, But you can’t hold your man. You never thought you’d be alone this far Down the line And I know what’s been on your mind You’re afraid it’s all been wasted time The autumn leaves have got you thinking About the first time that you fell You didn’t love the boy too much, no, no You just loved the boy to well, farewell So you live from day to day, and you dream About tomorrow, oh. And the hours go by like minutes And the shadows come to stay So you take a little something to Make them go away And I could have done so many things, baby If I could only stop my mind from wondrin’ what I left behind and from worryi

Thanks!!!!
I just wanted to say to those all lovely CherryTap on my list or not, I wanted to say thanks for your time and addin each other and wanted to say sorry I havent talk much to each of you ladies which I am working hard all three weeks for my full-time like 6 days straight and damn all I got one night off and then go back in next day, is that all I got, dont worry I will come back and check the comments that you left and will return a favor and keep it up babes and love ya ;-) And good night!!! see ya tomorrow muahhhzzzzzzz ;-)

Meaning Of Love
What do you know about love? I've touched its perfect face I've held it tight in my arms and kissed it to sleep each night What can you know about love? If you can hate something so perfect something so beautiful something so real that it brings me to my knees When I see them walking hand in hand with bright smiles across their faces and a look of pure joy in their eyes I know they've touched the same love I hold and I could never deny anyone I loved anyone I cared about such a perfect union of souls Some people spend their entire lives up until their dying breath looking for something this beautiful searching for something this wonderful and that's why I could never not in a thousand lifetimes stand between my love and her happiness. I could never tell her who she is or that what she's feeling is wrong. But there you stand soaking in the pouring rain shaking your head violently disgusted by some invisible shame What do you know about love? How can you tou

More Bitching
I really need to get more sleep. I'm always tired, but at night all I want to do is piss around on the internet or watch TV. I guess from going to school in the morning and working through the night, I feel the need to at least spend some of my day doing things I enjoy. Tomorrow is the 5th day I will be closing at work, BUT it is for a good cause. I was supposed to be off tomorrow, but I switched with this one girl so that I can go to the hockey game on Wednesday. I don't even follow hockey, but I went the home opener this year and liked it, and my friend asked me to go, so what the hell? A little quality time with a good friend at a hockey game is worth $60 I guess. Oh well, I better at least get ready for bed. I really don't want to get up for class tomorrow. 9 more days and then Christmas break, much needed. April can't come soon enough!

Dont Quit
†Don't Quit† When things go wrong, as they sometimes will When the road you're trudging seems all uphill When the funds are low and the debts are high And you want to smile, but you have to sigh When care is pressing you down a bit Rest if you must, but don't you quit.† Life is queer with its twists and turns As every one of us sometimes learns And many a fellow turns about When he might have won, had he stuck it out. Don't give up though the pace seems slow You may succeed with another blow.† Often the goal is nearer than It seems to a faint and faltering man; Often the struggler has given up When he might have captured the victor's cup; And he learned too late when the night came down How close he was to the golden crown.† Success is failure turned inside out The silver tint of the clouds of doubt And you never can tell how close you are It may be near when it seems afar; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit It's when things seem worst that yo

To All The Mothers
THE DATE After 21 years of marriage, My wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she

Live Comedy
So anyway I went to see Craig Ferguson do a live stand up comedy show last week. A friend was going to see a later show, thus giving me the excuse the procrastinate talking about it to the Internet world. So first a word about the venue. The show was at the Chicago Zanies Comedy Club. It is located on the North side of the side (which as a south sider I shake my fist at on general principal) in a piece of real estate that local tavern would have a hard time fitting into. Standing in front of the building, waiting for the doors to open, I thought that perhaps it was somehow dimensionally transcendental (see Dr. Who) or bigger on the inside that on the outside. While not actually physically possible, I've seen businesses absorb surrounding buildings, knocking out the walls between, while keeping one original storefront entrance. This was not the case. The place is tiny. Now a comedy club cannot charge a mere 35 dollars a ticket (plus the cost of two drinks or food items) and book b

Honestly What Would U Do
Im in Norfolk Va and im moving to Pa this weekend 1 month early cause im over this place but anyway i would like to know if u had problems in your home town would you try to change or just be the same old you .You have the chance to be the person you always wanted to be or at least wanted to try to be would u?

Germany`s Commitment
Germany’s Commitment to the United Nations Germany makes an active and quite considerable contribution to conflict prevention as well as to multinational peace missions: by providing peacekeeping forces, police and qualified civilian personnel, financial support and items of equipment. German participation in multinational peace missions still focuses, as it has for some time now, on the Balkans and Afghanistan. Germany is still one of the major troop-contributing nations to the NATO missions in Bosnia und Herzegovina which are mandated by the Security Council. In addition, German police forces are deployed in Kosovo as part of a UN police mission (UNMIK). Germany contributes most troops to the International Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan and thus plays a decisive role in stabilizing the Kabul region. After the ISAF mandate had been extended to cover the whole of Afghanistan, Germany established the first “provincial reconstruction team” in Kunduz at the end of the year

My Grades
well it is officially over for another semester!! i passed everything but math. it was hard this semester! math was like nothing i'd ever learned before! this semester i was taking macroeconomics. english 2, accounting 2, math 2, and cita 125 (EXCEL). i passed with one B+, three C+'s and an F (in math of course). that only dropped my GPA a little bit from 3.12 down to a 2.80. it's not bad at all and i still can stay active with Student Government since i'm the interim Vice President until elections in the Fall semester 2007. at that point it'll be if the members think i'm good enough to continue in that spot.

My Day Was The Worst...
OK here it is the most horrible day of my life so far... I went to work this morning and when I got done and walked outside my car wasn't there... So I went to our security at work and we went over hte tapes and someone stole my car around 3 hours after I got to work... The I had to sit at work for 3 1/2 hours waiting for th cops... Not to mention that I have a few christmas gifts in my trunk... So thats how it started then after I got home my monitor died on me so I had to take my sons monitor... My day is just getting worse and worse... But I want to say thank you to my husband because I dont think I could've made it thru today without him... He keeps telling me everything will be ok and I know that it will but I have to get over the devisation of losing my car cause it was the last thing my father bought for me before he died 2 years ago, he bought it for me like 2 months before he died so that I could take him back and fourth to the doctors and the hospital and now i lost him and m

To All My Friends
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Don't Live In The Past
I can't judge the future without looking at the mistakes I've made in the past. For those who can't remember the past they're bound to repeat it. Life can be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. We all live in the present, we dream of the future, but we learn from the past. The past will never tell us what to do but what to avoid. Decision comes from experience, and great decision comes from bad experiences. We all have had bad and horrible past memories. But what we be if we didn't have those memories to learn by and have taught us. Those past experiences we need to grow by and become a better and a much more knowledgeable person. To get through life we need to be aware of all we have encountered throughout our lives. And remember we will never stop learning and making more memories to learn by. Living in the past is a dull and lonely business, looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. The worst thing someone can try

The White Lady Of Fonte' River
During the early Spanish colonial rule in the late 1600's on the island of Guam, there lived two newlyweds in the quiet hillside village of Maina. The couple, a Spanish officer and his Chamorro bride. Before marrying, the bride's husband was romantic, dashing and polite. But soon after their honeymoon, he became cruel and abusive. Every night the husband demanded fresh mountain stream water with his food and sent his wife to the small creek in the valley below to fetch his water. After a while, the woman actually began to enjoy her lonely walks and eventually it became a ritual that she looked forward to. Her favorite time was during the full moon when the moon's reflection shimmered across the surface of the moving creek like dancing stars, with the gentle wind whistling through the jungle foliage. Her husband soon began to notice that it took longer and longer for her return and became enraged. Then one stormy and rainy night on their first wedding anniversary and during a new

None
Just wanted to say Happy Holidays to all my friends, fans, and family. You all have shown me A great deal of love and respect, and I try to show each and every one of you the same. So, keep rocking and remember I am your friend and here to help anyway I can. Merry Christmas, and A safe New Years.

Bulletin
i just read a bulliten about impeaching bush for war crimes. if your a friend or in my family and you have a problem with the way the military is bein run, let me know so i can delete you from my friends and family list. i know we in the military defend your right to your opinion. but until you put on the uniform and support our country, then dont make any statments about my commander and chief. Put on he uniorm and do our jobs for a week, then maybe u will have the right to talk shit about the president.until you do that shut the fuck up.

Merry Christmas!!!
It Is I Miss Behavin! First and foremost i would like to wish everyone on ct a Merry Christmas!!! Next this isnt some ordinary bulletin where i give you all a thoughtless merry christmas and move on.. in the past few months i have met some of the most awesome people here & that to me is gift enough for an entire lifetime.. i just wanted to recognize some of these people i couldnt name them all because you would all be here till next christmas! *lol* but really.. these are some of the people who truly have touched my heart and i wanna say thank you! *im putting ur picture here and dont tell me "you didnt hafta do that" im doing it because i want to! so i extend a special holiday wish to the most awesome friends a girl could have!! (in no order) First we have sonny! who is no longer a member of ct but is one of the most awesome people you'll ever meet he has sucha big heart and would help anyone who needed it! and those of you who know him and actually had the ch

I'm Dreaming Of A Wet Christmas.
Ya know in my 38 years on this planet I have only seen a white Christmas twice. If I'm going to be stuck at home without my family or friends the least God could do is make it pretty outside; but,oh no, let's make it dank and dreary instead. I get depressed enough around the holidays without having to deal with rain on top of it. This sucks.It's the end of December and it's too warm to snow? What's up with that.A few years ago our country didn't sign a global warming treaty because George W. Bush doesn't believe in Global Warming. FUCK that moron.

Something From The Heart
when you my love my heart my soul my life walk beside me and my voice disappears slowly into your lips to scream your name my steps goes by the boulevard keeping our eternal love in every step in every instant every were i can hear that beauitful song only a heart in love can hear tell me slowly that you love me as i do my beauty girl came and give me you love which teaches me to dream that of my lips you cannot be seprated and where you are i feel you belive in you in me in us i know that one day will not be good byes cause with you will come all what i need to put to end our solitude the love that began in a cold night and to came to stay with us cause no one can seprate us although they say that silly is our love blessed love there exceeds words to tell how big you are and how needed to my heart you are love Darkangel

There He Is
If you're searching for joy And you haven't found it yet I wanna know ôô Who is the man who said He could save Who took my dark clouds away And who said that they would bring joy to my day And who said they'd wash all my sins away Now who touched my heart and changed my life And who is this One that sacrificed Well, who heard my prayers in the middle of the night And when I was blind who opened my eyes Chorus Oh, there He is Reach out and touch Him There He is Call out His name There He is Don't be afraid There He is Look up in the sky There He is It's a bird it's a plane There He is No it's Jesus There He is Coming to save me There He is Hallelujah Now who told the Son to set me free Who laid down and died for me And who said the homeless was the same as me Who took solid ground and placed my feet And who gave the purpose and reason to sing Who gave the music melody When trouble was chasing who parted my sea

O1.
I dont really know why I'm making this. I have to many blogs/journals in every place I'm on pretty much and I only use my msn blog, my livejournal, myspace blog and thats pretty much it. I havnt been writting all that much in my myspace blog, theres only maybe 2things but there not all that important or whatever so yeah. So, I guess I thought I'd do something with this one since I have it. Yeah, I'm lame, I know. But that doesnt matter cuz everybody loves me, right? hahaha. Not like anyones gonna acctually read this. But you never know. Umm... what was I gonna say........ Oh yeah. So how was everyones Christmas? Mine was okay considering Thunder Bay and pretty much all across Canada there wasnt hardly any snow at all. And it didnt feel Christmasy. I guess we pretty much had out winter in October when my parents and I went and visited family across Ontario, prettymuch. Hah, we'll see come New Years Eve. Wich is in a couple days... pretty much. Umm.. did everyone get what

The Hammer
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, “Just what the hell is your secret?” Bubba replied, “Well, coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw ’em forever!” The coach went home early that day and went straight to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower and, seeing a window of opportunity, tore off his clothes and started banging his penis on the dresser. His wife immediately stuck her head out of the shower and said, “Is that you, Bubba?”

A Little Pissed, And Very Disapointed
OK, I GET LOTS OF REQUESTS TO REPOST BULLETINS, AND I SEE PEOPLE COMPLAIN THAT NO ONE READS THEIRS. WELL I KNOW WHY SOME OF THEM DON'T GET READ. THOSE SAME PEOPLE, THE ONLY BULLETINS THEY LOOK AT ARE THE ONES THEY WANT REPOSTED, OR THE ONES THAT COMPLAIN THAT NO ONE READS THEIRS. DON'T READ ANYONE ELSES. TODAY I POSTED A LOT BULLETINS. MOST WERE REPOSTS. A COUPLE ORIGINALS BY ME. THE ONLY ONES THAT GOT LOOKED AT WERE THE REPOSTS THAT THEY WANTED SO THEY COULD REPOST AGAIN. AND THE 2 BULLETINS I POSTED ABOUT GETTING PISSED OFF BECAUSE NO ONE WAS READING THEM GOT READ. I TRY TO READ EVERY BULLETIN. AT THE VERY LEAST I LOOK AT THE ONES THAT HAVE NO VIEWS MARKED. I REPOST A LOT OF THEM. THAT IS TIME I COULD SPEND TALKING WITH MY FRIENDS, COMMENTING THEM OR RATING THIER PICKS. I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME IN A DAY AND CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH AT A TIME. I FIGURED A LOT OF BULLETINS ARE SORT OF TIME SENSITIVE SINCE THEY FALL OFF THE PAGE AFTER A WHILE, EVEN ON THE EXTENDED VIEW. WELL NO MO

2007
i cant beleive its already 2007 and my daughters is almost 8 months old and ive almost been married 6 months things are flying by so quick now, ill be 20 in march damn damn damn im still drunk lol i drank two much last night

Three Tickets
The boyfriend said, "We're going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I've gotten three tickets for the big game." "Why do we need three ?" asked the girl. "They're for your Father, Mother, and kid sister." he replied with a sheepish grin.

Ok My Bad...
Hey everybody! I have had a few computer issues as of late, and I am just getting around to this. PLEASE vote and rate me on the Miss Cherrytap USA contest!! This will more than likely be the last one I enter, and I would appreciate any and all votes!! I need your help and support on this and if you could take a few minutes to throw some love my way, I'll do my very best to comment back to each page! Thank you all for being so cool, and much love to you! Leah http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=229893&albumid=154722&i=364792182

Poem
Brown button eyes A teddy bear nose Sweet looking lips And skin all a glow Sweet scent of perfume in the air I ask myself Do I really dare? I take her hand into mine As our lips intertwine She sends me off to never never land Like two children playing in the sand Will she say yes Or will she say no The embers in my heart, They start to glow A lifetime of Love Is all we shall know

Shouldve I Or Shouldnt I?
Last year I met a guy offline and dated him for 3 months. We spent most of the time at his place. I lived over 100 miles away one way. he brought me back to my hometown for my grandmas birthday party. I thought I was actually getting somewhere with him. I introduced him to my friends when we came back. They actually liked him. (which is unusual) He had asked my best friend to go back to his place with us and informed me we would hook her up with one of his many single friends. After we ended up at his place we decided to go looking. I was driving and got lost. U know men dont stop and ask for directions so I did. The guy giving directions was flirting with my friend. I was accused of flirting and cheating. well my boyfriend got mad and started yelling and tried to throw my friend out of the car. He started driving with my feet still out the door. then when we got to his place my friend told him she wanted to go home and i was pissed he would act like that so I informed him I was goin

Gettin Closer! ....wow!
***UPDATE ON CONTEST*** As of now I'm only around 140ish pts behind for 1st place in the contest. Thanks to everyone who has voted and shown thier support which is only a few of you out of 100+ on my list. Hugs and kisses to those of you who have been showin the luv...WOW!! Anybody who wishes to vote can go to my previous blog and click on the pic there. Thanks again and if any of you need help, you know where to find me!

Part Of Me.....poem
Part of Me My heart is broken this is true My heart is broken but not from you I feel such pain The tears they fall I head to make a choice Was the choice right at all? Part of me is with you As part of you is with me Just a few days earlier is all we would have had to meet My heart is now broken For the words I cannot speak My life stands still For part of me loves you Part of me always will

Honesty Versus Outright Bluntness
I figure I should start by saying that delivery is the key to getting your message across. That being said, some honest people really suck as human beings. We all have at least one friend who loves to be known for being brutally honest. This person touts him- or herself as the person to go to when you want an honest opinion, and for that reason, this person is the best friend you'll ever have. Well... I don't know. "You're a stuck-up bitch" and "I don't think we have the same interests" convey similar messages. However, ladies, which would you rather hear from someone who is trying to explain why he's not into you? Thhere is a difference between a potentially helpful-sounding comment ("Scott, I think you need to use scented soap when you shower") and an outright mean one ("You're standing in a cloud of B.O. I suggest you take several showers"). The difference here is delivery. It's not easy to have to be the bearer of bad news, nor is it desirable to be the recipient. H

Please Read This Is My Thoughts And Feeling As Of This Moment
i know i have a boyfriend and i absolutly love him more and more each day and every night we talk on the phone and everynight i think about him every day i feel like i love him more and more but i feel empty im very lonely in the fact of i know he loves me and wants to be with me and i love him for that i feel a void in my life that cant be filled i'm an empty shell and im very lonly and i just want to be held but that wont happen because it not wan to be held by anyone its wanting to be secure in my life wich no man can fill it has been 1 year and 6 months and no matter what will ever happen no one will fill the void and dispare of the love i had for her and they will never give me the support she gave me as if u dont know my sister died august first of 2005 and if u dont know i can safly say that she was my girlfriend before she was my sister me and her got our parents together so noone is confused shes a step sister and once again it is one am which is the time i start getting all

If I Owe You A Morph..
I am sorry that I have not completed all the request for the morphs I have a lot to do. And My computer that has the software on it seems to be having some Issues. I believe I will that the computer problems resolved today. Pls give me time and I will get them done.. Again, I am sorry for the delay and hope to be back on track very very soon. Gh0st

The State Of Iowa
Saturday, January 06, 2007 story Current mood: angry ok here we go..got married after about 1yr he started hitting me. if that wasnt enough he started on my kids..so i left him. mom gave me 500 to move here (since he was the man & took all the money). rented a house..worked my ass off..got into a badddd car accident had to get a roommate to help pay bills since i couldnt work for a bit..found out he was smoking crack & meth in front of my son (12yrs old now). so i kicked him out & called the cops on him...thought it was the right thing to do...WRONG!!! dhs & cops took the kids..now they want me to do 2 random ua's a week & go through drug counciling classes..which i have to pay for..started doing the ua's (everyone clean of course)then i could pay for my place to live...lost my job...oh i forgot back to the roommate..after he found out the kids were gone he broke in & stole eveything & i do mean everything..no clothes, toothbrush, not to mention the expensive stuff ...4 t

5 Fab Ways To Relax Wind Down Wickedly Fun, No Fuss Few Days. He He
1. PRETEND YOU'RE SNOWED IN on Friday night, invite your guy over for a low key antidote to an otherwise harried month. Curl up on the couch with takeout and a game. Try loaded Questions, a hot new Q&A that asks things like "If you were invisible , where would you go?" Or scrabble is alwfun if you make it naughty words only. 2. BAN THE MALL On Saturday, turn on the computer for some stress free holiday shopping. Design addicted sis? Check out aalto.com for modern vases. Head to dylanscandybar.com to have sugary treats delivered to yoru guy's door, or click on shopintuition.com for yoru fasionista friend. 3. CHILL WITH THE GIRLS Saturday night, have the girls come over to make funky festive martinis, with this recipe from the funky budda lounge in denver. Pour 1 1/2 oz. Stoli Razeri, a splash of Chambord, and a splash of cranberry juice over ice in a shaker , shake or blend and strain into a glass. 4. SCORE MAJOR SLEEP STYLE On Sunday , treat yourself to girlie pj's t

Diary Update
Hello all, my diary's updated, show me sum love and click on the link below to take you to my diary. Holla! Also link up to my site where you will find more stores on hand! If you're interested in Advertising, please contact me immediately!!! Space is limited!!! You also don't want to miss the writer's contest and win a free Kink~E Tee Shirt!!!

Relationships
Just thinking Current mood: lonely Category: Romance and Relationships Good morning, first I would like to say that we had freezing rain all night and the ice on the trees and grass is so beautiful. I hope we have some sunlight to make it all sparkle. Now onto my other thoughts for today, I was at work tonight and was thinking of a woman I dated a couple of years ago and I got to thinking how hard it is to find someone who is into doing more than having sex. I love women and I enjoy doing the nasty with them, but I want more. In my opinion sex is just way overrated. To me it is more about the emotional side of things. Every woman that I have been with only seemed to care about the sex, but I really have to wonder if there is more to it. Needless to say I did not get the chance to be completely intimate with this woman, I wanted to move slowly and get to know each other but she seemed to have other motives. I developed feelings for her and then one night she told me she wa

To My Daughter With Love
For those reading this....I'm about to disclose a part of my life that has kept me under the water by drowning in my own tears each night... I suffer from post dramatic stress disorder due to a reallllly tough life ...In 1990 I had my Son Bryan Jan-27-1990 come to find out lol i wasnt outta hospital for more than 2 weeks n wala was pregnant with 2nd child...born Dec 24 1990... In 1992 was when everything i believed in got tooken.....I had a house fire which took my Daughter as well....i managed to get son out by crawling then once we made it downstairs i was tackled as i tried goin back after her...the fire crew said smoke was to thick....all i ever think now n will always think n feel is thats my daughterrrr I would have died to save her Im the 1 who gave birth to her Mommy Loves you.... Then not even a full year since daughter passed on...i layed on my kitchen floor breathing into my mom to keep her alive as she slipped off in my arms from a massive heart attack..... My f

A Big No-no :)
A little flab? One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said... "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!"

Random Thoughts
Grrrr...this didnt take the first time so now i have to retype everything..stupid computer...anyways...Why is everyone obsessed with walmart?I just dont get it.You guys dont work there, if you did you'd realize it aint that grand of a place to be,let alone be obsessed about. Second,why do people drag their children to walmart at 3am knowing that their kids should be home in bed sleeping?Why fuss at your kids when they scream and cry b/c they're tired?You brought them out at 3am,they didnt wanna go out.Regardless if 3am is the best time to go shopping at walmart,you choose to go out at that time,your children didnt.Leave the kids at home,come by yourself..To this I say you're all frikkin psychotic and in need of serious help.Kids have an option too whether you agree or not.Not that everyone with kids does this,but a good majority do. So,these are just random thoughts.Mine atleast..

Tarot
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

Help Me!!!
ok i no none of you guys talk to me much i no i suck with comment but i need your help im doing a project on technologys in bussiness i only need 3 different things but i cant find anything can you guys send me any ideas on things people use in buisnesess because i dont no what to do any electronics that are new not herd of much please thanks in advance Lynn wiseoldowls2@aol.com sorrygurl18@hotmail.com chelseas_wifey@yahoo.com

Pain
Pain By Steve Cook No cuts, no bruises, no broken bones There’s nothing like this pain of being alone No blood just pain and tears to gain Heartache that can drive you insane Emptiness fills my body, a soulless shell I feel like I’ve been put through the fires of hell Sleepless nights with no one to hold My heart is growing bitter and cold Drowning my tears and sorrows for years With this empty liquor bottle I have no fears Hangovers from hell I sit and dwell About the cards I was dealt and the way they fell When someone gets close I push them away See no one can hurt you if there not here to stay You’ll be lonely and sad, depressed for a while But one of these days you’ll learn to smile So hold your head up have patience you’ll find That every heartache heals with time

Good Morning All...
Sitting here in the public library after my first night of being without my pc....OMG can you imagine how completely lost i was...lmao! Its amazing i didnt commit hari kari! lol. But i did survive and i hope y ou all are having a wonderful day. Please dont forget Stang's Contest and keep me ahead! I promise you as soon as i can be back on a full time basis i will be and then look out! I love you guys so much! Chrissy

Wake-up Call !!!!!
Wake-up call There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind.She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would Marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now That you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her and said, "Just take care of my eyes, dear." Only few remember what life was before, and who has always been there, even in the most painful situations. Life Is A Gift Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone Who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think

Sex Application.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "sex APPLiCATiON

Mint Car
This song really explains my mood right now. lol i just remembered the album is called wild mood swings. words that come to mind are: Ecstatic, Wild, Bizzare, Friendly, Gushing, Floaty. The sun is up I'm so happy I could scream! And there's nowhere else in the world I'd rather be Than here with you It's perfect It's all I ever wanted I almost can't believe that it's for real I really don't think it gets any better than this Vanilla smile And a gorgeous strawberry kiss! Birds sing we swing Clouds drift by and everything is like a dream It's everything I wished Never guessed it got this good Wondered if it ever would Really didn't think it could Do it again? I know we should!!! The sun is up I'm so fizzy I could burst! You wet through and me headfirst Into this is perfect It's all I ever wanted Ow! It feels so big it almost hurts! Never guessed it got this good Wondered if it ever would Really didn't think it could Do it some more? I know we

Correction - Best Breasts On Ct
Go to this link http://www.cherrytap.com/user/184893 Request to be added as a friend and as soon as you are approved go to the photos area (his primary pic is not working but click it anyway) and then go to the BEST UNDRESSED and BEST DRESSED breasts albums and vote for either or both of the two pics I submitted in each category. Sorry for the confusion!

1099's
Yes I know boring topic but still.. I've been working on 1099's for work for the last few MONTHS. You know wanted to get them out on time if not early. So I FINALLY go them all done and sent out today. Granted the figures were computer generated, printed, and we used out machine to fold/stuff them, but I have over 20hrs of Overtime last week to finish up corrections, calling vendors for w9's, auditing, and trying to explain to vendors that we weren't trying to steal their identity just trying to follow the law and report what needed to be reported.... So anyways. I get a call from my brother. He never calls or responds to my calls/text's for that matter unless he wants/needs something. This time his other sister, we are not related at all, needs help with 1099's. She needs to know how to fill the F*ing things out. My reactions in this order.... * Why the Fuck does she need to fill out 1099's she isn't in accounting. * Why the FUCK is it MY responsibility to help her with these

No Barriers With Love
Time to share is always there I peered thru life Ever avoiding strife But now am undone My barriers broken For one has found me Reached in and unbound me Her love has burst my bonds And set music to my songs Her need for me And mine for she Has made my Winter Spring A new start With hammering heart We color the world with our dream Nothing is as it did seem The darkness of my solitude is done She - my rising sun.

Love 1
What is love,Love is a word that get passed around.Most people say it but don’t mean it.But love is more then a word.Love is a feeling that can’t be describeNo one can tell you how you feelIf someone is in love they just knowSo love is a feeling, and when you love someoneYou should let them knowCause tomorrow might be to lateSo I telling you this now, I love youAlways have, andAlways will

Feelin Blue
Well, I don't know what else to do that would make me feel at least some better. It's a real sad time for me right now. I have lost someone so important, so special in my life. It was partly expected and partly a shock too. I mean, are you really ever "ready" for something that you don't want to happen? It's really just like a death. One day they are there and the next day they are gone! No more holding each other close at night, no more waking up together in the morning, no more meals together, showers together, laughs, lovemaking.....NOTHING! Well, guess I shouldn't say nothing. He's not far away, basically at my back door, but that makes it all the more hard on me, knowing he's so close, yet so far. I have loved him almost a year and a half. Now, that might not seem like long to some people, but it's what we have been through in that time. And the things we have talked about, done, wanted to do, places we have gone and wanted to go again. And now it won't happen! I guess we were r

Lol...i Think...
What do you get when you give a 2 yr old, a 3 yr old and a 4yr old giant sheets of giant bubble wrap? You get more noise and chaos then you ever thought possible!!! BUT you also get the biggest laughs and biggest smiles humanly possible... what was I thinking? I dont know but they sure are having fun!!!

The Why's Of Men
ok, i thought this was funny,,,and somewhat true,,,so ladies enjoy,,, The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and

My Birthday Party
My 29th birthday guests for this Friday February 2nd.At the door just mention my name (Antonio Howard) have all of your guests mention my name to get in for the $20 party fee. 9p.m. to 11pm You and all of your party’s guests will get drinks and domestic beer from 9pm to 11pm with this party package!!!or u can pay $30 for 9 to 12a.m. There is no limit to the number of people that can go, so spread the word if you want to. Socialize, sip cocktails, and enjoy one of Chicago 's best venues!! you spend more than $20 in a night out at a club you cant beat that they close at 4a.m. it last from 9p.m. to 4 a.m. MAXBAR| 2247 N. Lincoln Ave | Chicago | Info 773.549.5884 near fullerton and lincoln next to the apartment lionhead night club or email me at tony197860613@yahoo.com for directions or go to mapquest.com HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THIS FRIDAY AT MAXBAR

Pajamanation - Global Microjob Exchange
A message I got from one of my friends who's company is Red Door. I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know about a new service one of our clients has just started which might be of use to your business. Red Door has recently been supporting a Belgian start-up launching the first global micro-job market place, Pajamanation Pajamanation is the first global, auction-based electronic market place of microjobs (small jobs outsourced to homeworkers) for homeworkers. Pajamanation functions as a network for both workers and companies. Users can work from home, in their pajamas if they want, with projects from all over the world. Business managers see Pajamanation as a micro-procurement solution to solve bottlenecks in their companies, such as the realization of jobs or projects that are too small to hire someone or not being done because they fall between two job descriptions. It will enhance the efficiency and the competitiveness of those companies. Examples of the kin

Trick To Being More Popular
Tricks To Being More Popular LOOK PEOPLE IN THE EYE: You will seem sincere. notice the color of your coworker's eyes to remember to maintain contact. FINDING BONDING MOMENTS: When colleague mentions that she does yoga, which you love, tell her . We relate quickly with people when we have common ground. STAY TUNED IN: Ask follow-up questions after a coworker finishes talking. It shows you're interested. . DROP A COMPLIMENT: Mention to your boss that you like the new ad campaign she came up with. Genuine flattery goes a long way. Suggest: Nicholas boothman, author of How to connect in business in 90 seconds or less. You can put anyone under your spell. **********************************************

Take My Hand
Take my hand and lead the way: tell me all you want to say Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin: bring out the passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away the pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you’re nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, It’s time for me to watch it fall. I’ve been a prisoner, can’t you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you’ll find I won’t put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within....... I’m ready now, let love begin. 2006 Bruce

Since We Met
Since i met you i cant stop thinking about you Wish i knew if you felt the same way too So scared to let you know how i feel cause what we had was supposed to be no big deal I wish I could get you out of my head Maybe then i could finally go to bed Still i know how things would go if i told you this I still cant stop thinking about the way you touch and kiss Still you probably already know Even if you do i still hope you dont go

Daddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching,

Taser Instructions
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to

Dilemma
No matter where I turn, your face is there. No matter what I touch, the memories of our times together seep into me like a slow rain. You have become a part of me. So confused, I await your call, no, that´s for later... now as I wait to hear your voice again and wonder, are you the right one? I have made countless mistakes and shown poor judgement, but now, of all times, did I get it right? I need a sign, something to show me my path, and so I will wait, as I always do.

The Remedy
Is this all There should be more There was so much more I remember Yet it escapes Slips through my fingers Slides past the cracks It's not desire I don't want it I fucking need it Nothing's subtle anymore So desensitized to everything Leaves me so... detached You want me to feel something I want to feel anything

Last Day........
well i have to admit that my time at school was so worth it. i have meet so may great people and my teachers were awsome. but today is my last day at school i write my final exam. it just feels like the time has flown by like their was no tomorrow. in a way i don't want to leave the people that i call family now but i know i have to. my last day and my last exam that i will have to take is over. i can finally say that i have my DIPLOMA in "Business Adminstration Management" and it feels great. well that is all for now. i will wrtie more later

Way Drunk And Love It
I went out with alot of my old highschool class mates just got home. I tell you what it was a blast old memories and new ones to add to it. It was all for our dear friend ,brother and class mate david. we Honored him tonight he passed away last sunday. you know its pretty shitty it took his death to get us all together after 12 yrs It makes you relize just how dear your friends are to you never lose contact with them no matter how far apart you are becasuse you may never know if you will ever see them again.

Cab Driver
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out in the yard ran back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tried to eat the bird! The wife got into the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs with the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry, I took so long" he said, as they drove away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to po

Stigmatized Deviant.
It wasn't like she cared what others thought of her. The comments, as acidic as some of them flowed, especially from other girls were something she learned early to blithley dismiss. However hard she tried to stop thinking about the pervasive and constant acidity that everyone shoved her way, she still managed to be compassionate and resolute in her convictions. Thumbing through the Communist Manifesto, she let her eyes drink over the words she had read a thousand times. Convictions seemed the only link with Karl Marx, Lenin, and Chairman Mao she held fast. It still wouldn't go away.It sat like a splinter just under her skin. Stinging just enough to get her notice, but hovering just slightly beyond annoyance. Looking out the misty pane glass window to the busy street outside, chocked with traffick, streaming with automotons of Business and commerce, she caught a glancing view of her reflection. Frail, Plain, Female, and white. Most of the time she thought herself ordinary

Passion
Silently she awakes and gazes upon him there. She sees him sleeping peacefully and longs to hold him near. She reaches out her trembling hand to gently touch his face. Remembering short hours ago, sharing love's embrace. He stirs just then and spies her tender. loving stare. Then places his hand over hers, stunned at the extent of her care. Their eyes never leave each other as she caresses his soft skin. She smiles at him slightly as she moves closer to him. He takes her in his arms placing a kiss upon her cheek. She turns her head slowly, his lips for her to seek. A subtle moan escapes her as his hand explores anew. Passions kiss intensifies as their rhythmic dance ensues. He proclaims his love for her as he kisses her wanting neck. She moves her hands over him finally to rest upon his chest. Feeling her velvet secret engulf him again and again, And feels her building climax escaping from her then. She arches her back, catches his eyes adoring their allure. As they reach their per

To Everyone In My Morph Contest..things Changed For The Better..read On
hello i started a morph contest and decided that the comment number of 150,000 was to hi so ive decided to put it down to 75000......prizes are still the same though dont worry

Gods Coffee!!!
God's Coffee > > A group of alumni, all highly established in their respective >careers, got together for a visit with their old university professor. The >conversation soon turned to complaints about the endless stress of work and >life in general... > > Offering his guests coffee, the professor went into the kitchen >and soon returned with a large pot of coffee and an eclectic assortment of >cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal - some plain, some expensive, >some quite exquisite. Quietly he told them to help themselves to some >fresh coffee... > > When each of his former students had a cup of coffee in hand, the >old professor quietly cleared his throat and began to patiently address the >small gathering... > > ''You may have noticed that all of the nicer looking cups were >taken up first, leaving behind the plainer and cheaper ones. While it is >only natural for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is ac

My Kids
well it saturday and i get my kids today so i wont be around much til sunday nite. but if any of you are bored stop by and toss me a few comments and rate the pic plez just click on the pic and i`ll be sure to help out the ppl who help me the contest is over at 3 pm todat and i`m about 5000 comments behind thank you and have a great weekend i`ll try to get online tonite after my kids are sleeping mike

Funny Pick Up Lines
HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have

Ass Holes
what the hell is it with guys that they feel like they can tell you they love you but then say that they love there exes and that they have to control erges when there around each other I mean thats all bull shit I mean you broke up for a reason get the fuck over it

The Pain In My Heart
I knew it for some time this was coming but closure is always painful. The Love I have in my heart for someone has been completely ripped from my soul....I spend hours and days in tears wondering "why" would this be? I have done nothing but been honest, open, loving and understanding...When he hurt..I felt his pain..the connection is so strong. Aching I opened the mail this morning for "That" letter..painfully I read feeling my eyes swell with tears. "I Love you and miss you and long for your touch" is the phrase that made all the tears flow down my face. Never did I think that kind of pain was possible more than once in my life. Reeling from the ex husband and ex fionce who shattered me emotionally in the past I vowed never to have anyone hold my heart in that manner again. Much to my consternation I find myself back in the pits of agony. I learned in my life one thing....The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results. At this point

Poem; Stormy Seas
STORMY SEAS Rough, angry, and stormy seas Ones where ships should never be Tremendous waves and blowing gales Breaking hulls and tearing sails Why would ships wander on such a night When hurricane winds blow with such might Crashing waves and driven rain Taking lives and causing pain (2-17-88) Sharp, dark, and jagged rocks Taking lives like a leper's pox Spliting wood and crushing hull Cackling like a dead man's skull Try as you might you cannot flee The suffocation of the cold sea so among the gasps and the groans Say "HELLO" to Davey Jones (2-23-07) James L. Gardner

Lonely Saturday...
Just sitting here today, another cold Saturday, tired of all the studying, contemplating going over to Harry's bar, but no one to go with. I hate drinkin' alone. Anyone care to join me? ;=) Harry's Sports Bar & Grill 4767 Carefree Circle Nprth Colorado Springs, CO 80917 719-380-1111 No, I don't own the place, but Harry and Roxanne are friends of mine! Stop by and say hi, relax, and tell 'em Greg sent you!

Love
Who ever grows up and thinks about what the man or woman they will be with for the rest of there lives? We all have. I never knew how much I could love someone. I never knew that I would be in love and be happy as I am. Years ago i wouldn't have given a chance to the man I have today. Thinkin that all the past experiences led me to what I am, who I am, and who I ended up with. For all those who broke my heart I thank you. because if it wasn't for those few I wouldn't have opened my heart to the unfamiliar. I love you Allan! You are my whole world!

I Feel Myself Drowning...
It's tough always being who I am! I try to be a good person and be there for people, but I realize it can have its drawbacks - a curse in a matter of speaking. I can't say no; sometimes I refuse to! I have a hard time turning people away, and I welcome anyone who wants or needs a friend, but where do you draw the line? In my job, you need all your faculties in order to do it well and be helpful to the ones you work with. For me, although not back to work very long, I have felt like I have had my heartstrings pulled at by the kids I counsel, plus my co-workers taking advantage of that and the fact I can't say no. And to be honest, I am just spent! I wish these black wings could take me somewhere, anywhere! Be my escape from life! I may be tough, I may be strong, but what I am not is invincible. And I feel that now! I can't keep going on the way I do! I feel if I did, my figurative 'angel wings' would be traded in for real ones! I don't know how much more I have left in me;

Wife V1.0 Vs Girlfriend V7.0
Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Goingtothepub 7.5 , and Softball 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 .. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... ____________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is a

My Instructions For Life
My instructions for life......... Take into account that great love and great achievements take great risks. When you lose, Don't lose the lesson... Follow the 3 R's... RESPECT for self, RESPECT for others and RESPONSIBILITY for all your actions!!! Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck .... Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly ;) Don't let a little dispute injure a great relationship. When you realize you have made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.... Spend sometime alone everyday. Open your arms to change but don't let go of your values..... Live a good, honorable life. Then when you are older and look back, you'll be able to enjoy it a 2nd time. In disagreements with loved ones, ONLY deal with the current situation.DON'T bring up the past Be gentle with the earth Once a year go someplace you have never been Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each ot

Why Parents Drink
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No" Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried a

Why Oreos Are Better Than Men
Why Oreos Are Better Than Men (compiled by little Keebler elves) 10. They don't scream if you twist them too hard. 9. They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed. 8. They are always good. 7. They go away when you want them too. 6. Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair. 5. Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one. 4. It's always fun to swallow. 3. They never talk. 2. When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean. And the # 1 reason is.... 1. The creamy white stuff tastes good.

Oh My Goodness
I am so sore again. I over worked myself. lol. Apparently i havent done pushups or sit ups in sooo long that my body isnt used to it. But its just gonna have to suck it the fuck up. April i am flying to eglin air force base in florida. Can't wait! Get to go shopping :] I'm thirsty again and the god damn coke bottle wont open again, i fucking hate this! Today is my lazy day. My lazy days go like this. Stay in my pajamas all day. Don't shower till real late at night. Eat a lot. And then dont work out. Ooo and do a lot of sleeping. All i do is pretty much sit in front of the tv or computer and be ickyy. haha. Tonight is bowling night with the family. Wa fucking hoo! Even Ian has to go and hes 21. My parents made sure us kids had very structured lives. I'm still not allowed to watch MTV but i do. And none of us were allowed to date till we were 15 lol. And look at my brother, hes 21 and has a daughters whos turning 1 on March 28th. I think i have to get my apendix out. It h

What Is A Bard?
WHAT IS A BARD? "And there are among them composers of verses whom they call Bards; these singing to instruments similar to a lyre, applaud some, while they vituperate others." Diodorus Siculus Histories 8BCE In ancient times a Bard was a poet and storyteller who had trained in a Bardic college. In modern times, a Bard is one who sees their creativity as an innate spiritual ability, and who chooses to nurture that ability partly or wholly with Druidism. In ancient times the Bards were the keepers of tradition, of the memory of the tribe - they were the custodians of the sacredness of the Word. Although they probably represented the first level of training for an apprentice Druid, we should not make the mistake of thinking that a Bard was somehow in a lowly or inferior position. There were many levels of accomplishment, but the most skilled of Bards were held in high esteem and partook of many of the functions of both the Ovate and the Druid. The training of a Bard was i

Money.fame.::::::::::read;)
GREETINGS CITIZENS WE ARE LIVING IN THE AGE IN WHICH THE PUSUIT OF ALL VALUES OTHER THAN MONEY.SUCESS.FAME.GLAMOUR. HAVE EITHER BEEN DISCREDITED OR DESTROYED MONEY.SUCESS.FAME.GLAMOUR FOR WE ARE LIVING IN THE AGE OF THE THING