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I'm Gonna Be A Daddy :)
Well, Valentines day I get a call at 5:30 am telling me that I'm going to be a father, My reaction was "Happy Valentines Day" now there is a gift you can't top. On 3/02/07 I went to the first appointment, more of an informational visit than an exam. I had hoped for ultrasound pictures but that didn't happen on this visit. Latest estimate is 10 weeks :) So in a few short months I'm going to be Poppa bear lol.

Dedicated To My Dad!
i know you are in heaven watching over me.through these teary eyes, i can still see,all the things you have taught me,how to always take the lead.if not for you, i would have been lost, to bring you back, i would pay any cost.just to see your smile again to tell you i love you a thousand times again. you would teach me right from wrong , made me learn those silly songs,and how to always stand alone. so how do i stand without you now? it is hard but, i remeber that it was you, the one who helped me see it through.when life got me down i could rely on you.you may never know how much i appreciate you.my kids are growing so big and look to me, the same way i did to you when it was you and me.i hope you can see the are a blessing to me, just like i was to you. i wished i could have stopped your pain, made you laugh when you felt the pain . although you hurt, you never complained.how i wish i could have you back again.but where you are is where you are needed , your job on earth has been com

Ladies Listen Up
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your

Subs Needs
What Do I Need From My Dominant? The Care and Feeding of a submissive. by jade This page was originally started to be a guideline for submissives but in retrospect I think it may better serve the Dominants who may happen to land here. Perhaps it may provide some insight to both sides of the equation. I Want vs. I Need We often confuse these two things: I want and I need. Although they may seem to be the same at first glance, there is a huge difference in the two. We want a lot of things in life; money, new cars, a beautiful home, success, and hot fudge sundaes, just to name a few, but how many of them do we really need? Very often the things we want are not always things that are the best for us and are usually self-indulgent wishes that change as fast as the top ten hits on VH1. "Needs" are a different situation. They are the fundamentals we require to remain mentally and physically healthy and allow us to grow spiritually and emotionally. I may really want a hot fu

What Is The Purpose Of Living
Were all messangers of god, sent to earth to carry a messag. But this message is encrypted,and you must decipher it within yourself. In other words, carry a part of the emanation of the divine. It's as though you're a scroll for the word of god. It's true that god exists without you, but all of you are a part cof god. You will never live forever, you have lived forever,amd you will never be diminished or lost. Spirituality means, in essence, finding yourself,finding god within and without, and fighting the battle against negativity. you see, even if just one of you will go out into the world and show the light to others,then a "greyness" has turned bright. This is how you fight negativity,and it only takes a handfull of you to accomplish a great deal. Each one of you is here to evolve your soul. You've chosen to experience life in order to perfect more rapidly. You,re evolving as a unique part of god, perfecting one aspect of him or her. God experiences through his and her

Another Year Has Past
Another year has passed And we're all a little older Last summer felt hotter And winter seems much colder I rack my brain for happy thoughts To put down on my pad But lots of things that come to mind that make me kind of sad ? There was a time not long ago When life was quite a blast Now I fully understand About "Living in the Past" We used to go to weddings Football games and lunches Now we go to funeral homes And after-funeral brunches. ? We used to have hangovers From parties that were gay Now we suffer body aches That sometmes lasts all day We used to go out dining And couldn't get our fill. Now we ask for doggie bags Come home and take a pill We used to often travel To places near and far Now we get sore bottoms From riding in the car ? We used to go out shopping For new clothing at the Mall But now we never bother... All the sizes are too small ? We used

The Dirty Glass
This ont is called "The Dirty Glass" By Dropkick Murphys. Enjoy. Murphy, Murphy, darling dear I long for you now night and day Your pain was my pleasure, your sorrow my joy I feel now I've lost you to health and good cheer Darcy, when I met you I was five years too young A boy beyond his age, or so I'd tell someone Anyone who'd listen and a few who couldn't care Still I welcomed you with open arms, my love I did share [Chorus] Darcy, Darcy darling dear, You left me dying, crying there In whiskey, gin, and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear You shut me off and you showed me the door But you always came crawling back begging me for more I showed you kindness, a stool, and a tab Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass (Yeah, you left him bloody, battered, penniless, and poor) You know, I often stopped and wondered how you made it through my door With my brother's new non-duplicate registry ID Well you bit off more than you could chew the first

As We March
As we march we grow colder through these paved streets of open field Everyday we grow older can't begin to feel the way we feel. Our heavy packs over shoulder marching across this field of pain. As we try to hold together, pushed apart, sperated are we.

Life
life can throw some mean curves but dont let that change you its never to late to love Keep yourself first Then your family you are number one take care of number one then all the will fall into place one by one life is to short to let bad things keep you down It wont be easy but you will see that your family will guide you were you need too be.

Starfish
A friend of ours was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset. As he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he noticed that the local native kept leaning down, picking something up, and throwing it out into the water. Time and again, he kept hurling something out into the ocean. As our friend approached even closer, he noticed that the man was picking up starfish that had washed up on the beach and, one at a time, was throwing them back into the water. Our friend was puzzled. He approached the man and said, "Good evening, friend. I was wondering what you are doing?" "I'm throwing these starfish back into the ocean. You see, it is low tide right now, and all of these starfish have washed up onto the shore. If I don't throw them back into the sea, they'll die from lack of oxygen." "I understand," my friend replied, "but there must be thousands of starfish on this beach! You can't possibly get to all of them. There are simply too m

Gone
One minute the world is in front of you. The next it is gone. Life is funny that way. We go all our lives in hope to find someone we can be close to and then when we are given the chance we take it for granted and then before we know it is gone. I have felt this. Now it is to late. I never had the chance to tell him how I felt. I want to telll him I never stopped caring and now it is to late. I was scared to feel. Afraid of getting hurt. I didn't know what I wanted. Maybe it was our personalities were to similar and it was our stubborn streak or other people's meddling that kept us apart. I know this much I never lied to him and he to me. His secrets are mine till I die. I just wish....... I miss him so much.

Tuesday
Hello all, I shall introduce myself, i am gerrit (garret) and i am living in the netherlands. I am 37 years old and i have an bit off an disease (bipolar disorder). I became depressed after an takeover by another company, they tryed to sack me first. Two days before christmas two years ago i had to defend my work. I won because the attorney of the old company backed off because they had some imperfections in their case. I recieved an log from an friend where my old boss told him that he wanted to blow of the 300 million euro deal because he had to pay 100.000 euro for me and another one. He said that he wanted to blow off the deal because he thinked i was less worth than an dime. I got to work in an new work enviroment and their they start to harrass me because i was not wanted, i became even more depressed. The next year was an bit better, but something went again wrong. Because my depression my wife could not longer cope with the situation and wanted an divorce, i agreed but not w

Thankyou!
So this past week on CT, i have progressed a lot! and made a lot of new friends, and i want to thank all of you! but its like 7 in the morning and still dark outside, and my bed is desperately calling to me over and over again, so im going to go tend to my needs for a bit. But thankyou everyone, who i have been talking to this past week! You all make CT worth it!! XOXO! *Kirby*

Thoughts
As I sit here and think think about the purpose the purpose of having met you you make me laugh and smile smile so much that my face hurts sometimes sometimes it makes me sad tho when the reality of it all comes down to me as i lay in bed thinking thinking about you and your smile and laugh dreaming of how much i just wanna see that dreaming of how much i want to hold you in my arms and have you hold me in ur arms it's been so long since anyones made me feel so good how do you do it? what is the purpose fo you coming into my life? when i needed someone most?

Mommy
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby ... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct. Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring. Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"....somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee. Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ...somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math. Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first ... somebody doesn't have two children. Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her ch

Still Swimming
Kyle spit his toothpaste rinse in the sink today! I was so excited. Hopefully this keeps up! And hopefully potty training won't take as long as spitting in the sink did. That was over a year. Jasmine had her 4-month checkup yesterday. She's nearly 11 pounds, and 23 1/2 inches long. The Dr. says she seems to be doing well, and he seemed impressed that she's rolling in both directions already. She got three shots, but didn't have a very severe reaction to them, just a touch of fever, which isn't unusual. We hung out with Megan today, which was very cool. We grabbed some Subway and took the kids to the park, then came home and chatted a bit. Hopefully we can get together with her again when Mike is here, before we head up to Seattle. Monday evening we're going to go to my aunt Carol's house for dinner, so that'll be nice to see them, too. The weather has been SO nice here the past couple of days! It's been so great to be able to open up the house. It's making the

Neglect
Neglect Neglect is a failure to provide for the child's basic needs. The types of neglect are: physical educational emotional Physical neglect Physical neglect is not providing for a child's physical needs, including: inadequate provision of food, housing, or clothing appropriate for season or weather lack of supervision expulsion from the home or refusal to allow a runaway to return home abandonment denial or delay of medical care inadequate hygiene Educational neglect Educational neglect is the failure to enroll a child of mandatory school age in school or to provide necessary special education. This includes allowing excessive truancies from school. Emotional (psychological) neglect Emotional neglect is a lack of emotional support and love, such as: not attending to the child's needs, including need for affection failure to provide necessary psychological care domestic violence in the child's presence, such as spousal or partner abuse

New Truck And Trip
Well, this past weekend was VERY long. The kids and I drove the 5 hours up to Charles City, Iowa on Friday afternoon, we finally got to sleep after driving another 30 minutes to Mason City, Iowa in order to go to WalMart, then another 30 minutes back to Troy's motel room. We finally got to sleep, I have no idea what time I passed out but sleeping well was something I did not do...totally sucked! Anyway, we got up at 0645 Saturday and then hopped in the Bronco to head to Wisconsin in order to finally get Troy his new truck! YAY!! So, after yet ANOTHER 5 hour drive, we finally made it to Wisconsin and went to Lenz Auto Sales and got all the paperwork filled out, I emptied the Bronco, took some good-bye pics of it and hopped in the new truck and back on the road another 5 hours back to Charles City, Iowa....again. So, yes, it was a long weekend because after we finally ate and got to sleep, the next day (Sunday) the kids and I hopped back in the car at 1245 and headed back home anot

"if Ever. . .
yet another, for all to enjoy..... “If Ever . . .” If ever I wanted to understand, this would be that time. For it would offer me resolve, when my heart is so torn in design. If ever I wished for different circumstances, this would be the moment. For deep within all that has happened, my mind is broken into fragments. If ever I wanted to have had more time, to visually apply my plans, this would be it. Since time has snuck up on me and doused my visual fire, without a blinking forfeit. If ever my beliefs were at their all time lowest, even non-existent, it is now. For searching within this soul of mine, has offered no solace for my vows. To be the best father, the best friend, the best helper, the best provider. I’ve fallen short here, my body weakens more and more, deficient in advisor. If ever I did not seek for more, then this has become my new goal. For within the sins inside this temple, lies a wrong, that takes all control. If ever I could fight myself ove

Quote Of The Week 1 & 2
Hey there everyone out there in Cherryland. Its time for this weeks instalment of "quote of the week". Also, week one is in this blog too because last week I posted it in my "stash", but have decided the better place is in my blog. So, here they are..... **Week 1** Don't waste time on someone who won't waste time on you! **Week 2** "Those who have long enjoyed the priviledges we enjoy, forget in time that men have died to win them." Franklin Deleno Roosevelt

Poem " I Love You"
JUst imagine the delivery of reading this poem and maybe you can get it ... I wrote this in 2006 This is a simple but from the heart poem I wrote I know it is not much but it mean a lot to me. I love u I love u I kiss u I touch u I massage u I invite u I cherish u i dream of u I melt with u I feel u I crave u I adore u I have a crush on u I want u I thank u I love u Copyright 2006-2007

Hairy Turd Brown Tuna Fish.
Deep in the rainforests of snipulosis seven lives a baby flabberbabber named gigglepiss . gigglepiss loves pissing in the trees and eating sauteed beef shank cocktail all day long! gigglepiss 's family helps to watch for garboly predators like mome wraths . It can be very fary living in the forest, so everyone watches out for everyone else. But one day, gigglepiss wandered too far away from the others while playing. " poop pow! !" thought gigglepiss . A(n) hairy tird brown tuna fish lurked behind a tree, and wanted to have gigglepiss for dinner! But gigglepiss 's mother came to the rescue, and scared the tuna fish away! That day gigglepiss learned that when you're a baby flabberbabber in the forest, you better stay close to home. After such a(n) rifftacular. day, gigglepiss fell into a deep sleep that night, and dreamt of playing again the next day!

Down-rating / Down-raters
OK here's the deal about this whole down-rating petition going around. I suspect alot of people feel this way they're just not willing to say it, so here goes... As far as down-rates are concerned - I've only rated probably 5 people at MOST a '1' and that was because they messed with my friends. As a rule, I give everyone a 10 or an 11 if I REALLY like their profile. But it should be MY DECISION to rate someone a 9 or an 8... Will I defend my decision to rate someone a 9 or one of their photos an 8? Of course! But why should it be that this site forces me to reveal myself if I really don't feel like doing it? I give rates based on my thoughts and feelings for the profile and/or pic. If you don't like it? Too goddamn bad, it's MY life and NOT yours, so learn to deal or get off the site. There's my two cents... DemonStorm

Round Whatever It Is...
So it's still pretty ealier in the morning and I am bored out of my mind.I have decided to write some more about my female convict attributes(is that the word I want to use there)?Our society sees convicts as dirty poor trailer trash.Well as you can see society isn't always right.I am 39 do I look like trailer trash to you? Hell I never have even lived in a trailer.It is just that some times situations happen....I am the 2nd to the youngest outta of 7 brothers and sisters.The day I was born my aunt told my mom 'Bonnie this one you are going to have to give an extra mile too'.It just so happens she was right.I over excel in anything I do.So I tend to fuck off alot knowimg in the end I will get er done quicker and more effeciently then most.I became a stoner (yeah every body must get stoned).And eventually smoking bud got me to where I was ditching class and just doing stupid juvenile bullshit....thats enough for now more later..

New Toys For Porn?or Weird Shit I Take On Dates
1.)three legged chair 2.)scuba suit 3.)kitchen tongs 4.)hose clamps 5.)floaties..safety first! 6.)pop rocks...yummy on the chewy... 7.)hula-hoops .just for j..lol 8.)slip n'slide 9.)price tags..they r blacklight reactive too! 10.)and a big blue monkey suit that has wings attached....my fav

Salute Contest
Anyone on my friend or family lists can enter. All you have to do is make me a salute, having either my sn or name on it, that is sfw. The contest will start Sunday (April 8th) so you must enter by then, so I must receive your entry by the end of Saturday (the 7th).

My Morning-for U
As I look out to a ne morning, I see the fog rising to relieve the earth. The chill in the air, birds singing and the day begins. Hoping you are seeing the same , keeps me going and keeping me sane. The light of day clears the plains, as it makes its way to me. It begins to get closer and closer, until it stops right before my feet. The birds have stopped and the breeze has stilled. Feeling like it has been forever I drift into sorrow. My sorrow lasts for days it seems, until finaly you are back for a moment. A moment in time recharges me for days. So my light until we meet again, I will long for you, ache for your words to brighten my day again. For you are my light to every dark day. Thank you for being my light. *KISS*

Hugs
A hug is a wonderful gift to share, A way to show each other that we care; There is so much a hug is able to do, When you feel those arms holding you. A hug is a place to feel safe and warm, A comfort for a sad heart that is torn; An _expression of the love in our heart, For ones who we wish, never to be apart. A hug is a greeting when we meet to say hello, Or to say goodbye when we have to go; It can hold us up when life gets us down, And makes us smile, instead of frown. A hug can be given for no reason at all, And given to those, both big and small; We're never too old to feel the joy it brings, As it is one of life's most pleasing things. And for all of this beauty, a hug is free! It costs nothing, yet means so much to me; We should all hug another to show we care, For to feel a warm hug, nothing can compare. Here's Your Virtual Hug from Me to YOU For no reason at all except...I LIKE YA !!!

Laugh
The Creation of West Virginia Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet ," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle Ea

Just A Day
Well... I'm pretty new on here... So I guess I should say a lil about myself. I'm 33, single yet again... divorced twice. I'm originally from Wichita, KS, and back here yet again. In the past 2 and a half years, I've lived in Biloxi, MS (for 10 months) and Cheyenne, WY (for a year and a half). my ex is in the Air Force. Anyways... I'm basically starting over, back home again, and working on getting back out on my own again. I'm really into photography.. no i'm not a professional. I'm also into playing the piano, camping, hiking, traveling, movies, and music. If you wanna know more about me.. just ask... I'll answer pretty much any question.

Poem: The Untold Secret
It's strange when you meet a woman and look into their eyes.. A untold secret of her lies waiting for the right man to find.. Only man can unfold the secret because his creator took it from him.. Then in return the creator put the untold secret into form and made woman.. The two most beautiful of all creation were made by the creator.. Who wants Man and Woman to find this untold secret,so they'll be apart of him.. Let's find this secret in us and whatever color we maybe it won't matter.. As long as we'll sincerely love each other the untold secret will unfold itself... Sign: Raymond Starns dated: 7/99

Lets Make Love
Sometimes l sit and wonder, what would my life be like, had we not met and fell in love, and yet we're so alike. l feel so much with all my heart, it always did get in my way, but l'm so lucky, to have you, each and every day. You've shown, oh such love for me, and passion, well.... its great, l never knew what l was missing, til you met me at the gate. Oh God, it seems like yesterday, that you held me in your arms, and stroked my hair, my body too, and kept me from all harm. l close my eyes and l can see, your sweet, yet sexy smile, l feel your touch, your warm embrace, even through these miles. Your hands caress me, oh so gently, like a feather on the wind, your kisses find their way to me, so hot, must be a sin. l bite my lip, in full delight, while making love with you, wondering how, if and why, this dream of mine is true. Your moist lips pressed into mine, feeling for each other, touching, moving, bodies close, l wouldn't want another. l've never f

How Boyish Or Girlish Are You?
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Naughty Little Sundae For Me..
I would love to insert a cherry between some lovely thighs. followed by whip cream ample amount inside. then some orange-vanilla ice cream to make a dream delight then with no spoon or utensils eat it out icecream first aand slurp down the whippcream with the tip of my tongue bring out the cherry while bringing her to an orgasmic scream. if you are near my area code(361)and interested in such drop me a message, I am a horney old onery cuss truly wanting to have some fun.

I Am Having Twins
i found out on tuesday the 10th 2007 that i was having twins. yipppi. i am so happy. it is going good so far besides the fact that i have had haves and sweeling for the last 3 days... this is going to be a fun pregancy...lol....i eat something that the twins did not like..lo... hope i find out what it is, cuz haves really suck...bad. if you would to see a pic of the twins it is me my pics under me alubem. it is so cute...

Chapter 14
Marrissa materialized in the living room at the same time as the woman, pulling a blanket from the couch she threw it up and over the woman, who immediately fell down to her knees, keening and praying some kind of shit. After letting the woman babble a bit, she pushed her way into the body, stretched to get the feel , turning her " head" left and right looking for the telephone. " George, this is Dawn. Come get the kids now. I can't handle this shit on my own. In fact I can't handle anything anymore. All I want is my drugs, my money and my booze. Bring the papers with you, I'll sign em, really, no no no, not a joke, I am not gonna call the cops. Are you kidding? Im losing it here George. The house is haunted, my body is being possessed, my mind is gone, all I want to do is get rid of these damn brats and go find some z's. Now George, come now!" And with that Marrissa hung up the phone and settled down on the couch. " hey kids come in here now." Slowly the childr

Chapter 15
Marrissa had taken to visiting the hospital alot in between her good and bad deeds. The peacefullness of the place was a balm for her. A lot of people thought hospitals were noisy busy places, and of course for the living and surviving they are, but for the passing soul it is a quiet surreal kind of noise. Calming. Well for the most part. Every once in a while a soul fought passing, causing frenzy in the emergency rooms, when all was for aught anyway. The ones that Marrissa loved the most though were the stupid ones, the ones that she could convince that this was hell and they were never gonna leave the hospital for eternity. Boy those were good times. But for right now, Marrissa was just floating along looking for something to do, someone to connect with, some peace. Sometimes she thought of that handsome angel Satan, and wondered really just what that was gonna be like, probably give her a vibrator with no batteries and make her look at him all the time. Now that would b

To Me From The Heart Of A Troubled 14 Year Old
WHEN I GOT UP TODAY I HAD THIS WAITING ON ME I FOUND IT TO BE SO HEARTFELT BECAUSE THIS CHILD HAS GONE THRU MANY TROUBLED TIMES IN HER LIFE WHICH I'VE TRIED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT AND I GUESS FROM WHAT SHE WROTE ME BACK I'VE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT IN MY LIFE WHICH MEANS A LOT TO SOMEONE WHOM HAS DONE A LOT OF WRONG. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ALSO THAT I HAVE ONLY BEEN TALKING TO HER IN PERSON FOR ABOUT 3 1/2 MONTHS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON THIS BLOG. CHRIS, THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE. FOR SHOWING ME THE PATH. THANK YOU FOR CARING AND GIVING IT ALL YOU HAVE. THANK YOU FOR NOT RUNNING WHEN I NEEDED YOUR HELP, AND THANK YOU FOR CARING ABOUT MY HEALTH. THANK YOU FOR STAYING BY MY SIDE, AND GIVING ME THE COURAGE AND PRIDE TO DO THINGS IVE NEVER DONE BEFORE. LIKE YOYO. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING TO STAY ALIVE FOR. THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME FOR WHO I AM. THANK YOU FOR ADORING MY TALENTS AND SKILLS. THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE THROUGH MY SAD TIMES. THANKS FOR TELLING ME WHAT'S WRONG

Glossary Of Horse Terms
Glossary of Horse Terms Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners. Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big horse show . A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you've been to your favorite tack shop. Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on. Horse Auction: What you think of having after your horse bucks you off. Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored horses left unattended for 2 minutes. Well Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week. Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles. Lunging: Popular training method in which a horse exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy. Gallop: Customary gait a horse chooses when returning back to the barn. Nicely Started: Lunges, but not enough health insurance to even think about riding him. Colic: Gastrointestinal result of eating at ho

Im A 3
Birth Test Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, re-post this bulletin with your birth number in the subject line. Have fun! Our Birth Date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the following example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be; it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example: June, 9 1972 6 + 9 + 1972 = 1987 1 + 9 + 8 + 7 = 25 2 + 5 = 7 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 7 is the Birth Number to read for the Birth Date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST #6 THE ROMANTIC #7 THE INTELLECTUAL

Try Not To Cry
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this

This Is Just Me
I am still learning all of this and I wanted to post a blog just incase you are too slow to figure it out. Haha I know not very funny. Just so everyone knows... Technically I am still single, but I have been going on a couple os dates with a very nice gentleman. Yes Ladies those kinds of men do still exist. It's true. He even askes if it is okay if he calls me. I am not used to that kind of treatment. Guys maybe you could learn something from this. Haha you will still do whatever makes you feel comfortable and it doesn't really matter what I say. Anyway, I just thought that I would create my first blog. This is just me being honest with everyone and for your best interst it would be to your benefit to be honest with me. Take care and I will keep adding to my blogs over time.

What Alcohol Am I?
What alcohol are you??PATRONEYou are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!! How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

My Pet Names
What Porty Irishman Means P is for Puppy O is for Old Fashioned Love R is for Rabbit T is for Tator Tot Y is for Yummy Kiss I is for Itchy Lips R is for Rum Raisin I is for Itchy Fingers S is for Sweetums H is for Hotness M is for Marshmallow A is for Almond N is for Nut Butter What's Your Pet Name? My Real Name What Neal Means N is for Nookie E is for Enchantment A is for Angel Eyes L is for Lovable What's Your Pet Name?

Moving On
Well to some of my close friends, you may have noticed that i havent been around much. Cause I've been out of town, in Maryland. Well I have to make some changes in my life and I've met the perfect person to help me do just that. I will be leaving everything that I have known my whole life, but I will be making a better one. I will be moving to Maryland in 5 weeks.I will be in Cambridge. So during this time I wont be on much, but mark my word, I WILL BE BACK!

To All My Friends
you know about a year ago this time we all were siting arond and having fun but now becaues of me my wife has lossed 2 of her friends and its ny foult i know it is but what can i do know my best friend is starting not to like her but what no one can see is its my falt and my fult alone sure she is up set at whats been going on but if i had not been stuped then we would all be friends still i dont like my life the way it is now and im an the one that has to suffer with what i have done plz i just want my friends back i just want my life to be back the way it was but it wont but its ok i will live my sad little life the best i can and no mater what happends just know that i love you all and you will always be my fam

Chinese Torture
A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?""Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and he entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted

Lots Of New Pics
come on check out all the new pics in my folders and pop those comment cherries ;-)... some in the weekend fun folder from my gf's bachelorette party last weekend they are funny and i will be posting some more of my new truck some time today :-)

Tattoo
Well what they say is true. If you get one tattoo the ink gets under your skin and you want MORE. I am trying to decide on what my second tattoo will be. I have the location, I want it on the small of my back. originally i wanted on the nape of my neck. But i think that would be to painfull and the small of the back is way more sexier than the neck or am i wrong? Need input on that one. LOL. I have a general idea that i want the tat to include a 5 point star, kinda paying tribute to my kids. One point for each of them. I want to include something to rep the baby i lost before i had my last, but don't want it to be cheesey (i can't spell) lol but like the blog says this is my sad sad life. That and i can't find anyone that is willing to celebrate my BIRTHDAY with me ahhhh everyone has to work or don't want to make the drive to go clubbin. ugh. oh well. once more another year i will start it off with a blast no matter who i am with!

Elmo
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration, the manager hired her. After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said, ''I told you to give each Elmo two Test Tickles, not two Testicles!!''

Lost For Words!!
My Best Friend Linda and I have been through a lot of stuff together and have had our fair share of ups and downs. Throughout it all we have managed to stay Best Friend. Even to the point that we call each other Sister's. Anyways, I get a phone call from her last night and she tells me that she's getting married and wants me to be a Bride's Maid in the wedding. I was so excited that I wanted to cry, but I couldn't. I have never been asked to be a part of a Wedding before, and it made me feel so good to know that she wants me to be a part of hers. She helped me through so much and if it weren't for her and my Golden Best Friend Chris I could honestly say I don't know where I'd be today. Both of them have helped me so much in my life that I can't thank either them enough.

Heart Aches
okay.....I have officially broken down... I like you I like you alot I think of you when I wake up to the point I fall asleep...there are days like tonight I can't fall asleep....what have you done to me...I miss you...I need you....I need you so bad that it hurts hell I even changed my phone to display "yes Mistryss13" if thats bad enough...what have you done to me my love

I Miss You... (poem)
I Miss You... By: S.M.Morris "I miss you." I miss your warm eyes, The way you listen and cared. I miss your kisses And all that weve shared. "I miss you." I miss the touch of your hand, So reassuring and sincere, And the moments we spend together, That I hold near. "I miss you." I miss all of the caring Things you do, And spending the evening Alone with you. "I miss you." I look forward to tomorrow Knowing that then, I'll be one day closer To seeing you again. You must have Guessed... "I miss you!"

Shadowlife (erotica)
Shadowlife In the darkened shadows I have always watched on the frindges, wondering what is thee pointe?? Life and existance, love and sex My shadowlife my dark life.. Would you care to play with me in the theater of the damned?? The Kiss of the whip on my milk white skin? The length of silk that ties me to thy bed?? The sweet anticipation of seeing you the secrecy and dark erotica. I yearn for your touch, to feel your hands on my flesh making my blood race. To kiss eroticas face with thee and the thoughtof our bodies writhing heated on a black silk bed. Dark seductions and erotic moans.. The fear of being caught in a public place or seen by passers by ah such sweet wanderings in a lustful haze..You yank down my pants and thrust thy shaft in..sinking in my velvet Chamber Warm and bechoninging to thee Gripping and sliding our bodies writhe Your grip on my wrists and thrust them above my head My skin reddens with my blood cours

Some Stupid Dumbass
What kind of dumb ass would rate my Irish Flag pic NSFW??? That is about fucking retarded. There is no way that, that pic is anywhere close to NSFW, all it shows is my heritage. If you don't fucking like it then don't look at my pics.I've had SO MANY PEOPLE rate it a 10. So to the person or persons that did this well you can FUCK right off. and one day We will rise again and you will be first on our list!

Check Out My Video
hot and sexy photos I like individuals who are assertive, their word is their bond, good personality, a sense of humor, weight in porportion to height, confident, smart, goal oriented, see something needs to be done and does it without hesitation, these are just a few things i'm looking for. Femmes very femme and Guys taller than I.

Englishman In France
An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??" Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Englishman listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??" Englishman: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England." After a momen

Be Truthfull
Love Survey¢¾ You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY! [01] Do you still have feelings for your ex? [02] Have you ever been given roses? [03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie? [04] How many times have you honestly been in love? [05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? [07] Have you ever had your heart broken? [8] Your thoughts on online or long distance relationships? [9] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? [10] Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater" [11] How many kids do you want to have? [12] What is your favorite color(s)? [13] What are your views on gay marriage? [14] Do you believe you truly only love once? [15] Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, would you re-marry? [16] At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex? [17] What song do you want to hear at your wedding? [18] Do you know someone who likes you? [19] Do yo

Pms
Hormones The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it toda

Well He Enough One
you know you thank you can trust a person the you see something and wonder about it. unbeliver i thank i am about ready to gave up in beliveing poeple.if i am wrong and i want to be wrong but i do not know.i mean u there for someone when they needed you and then . so i donot know well if that person want to after all that crap hey its on that person look what happen want to go back to that thats up to you. but when you get stab in the back again may not be there .you like family its a shame it seems to mean nothing to you . if i am wrong tell me if not goodbye and good luck.

Robin Williams
You gotta love Robin Williams... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys." We will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a f

Sadness
Its bad enough that I have my little girl at home missing me so much. But today (27th) I got a phone call telling me that my grandfather is back in hospital and probably wont be coming out. My parents split when I was only 11months old. So he was my dad, my best friend, my mate. I dont know how I will get through this. To any of my friends and family that bother to read this.....take care as I may not be around for a while. ZZ is out XxXxXx

Can You Really Go Home Again?
And so, after a week without the computer, it's finally home, and running a bit faster than it was. I still have to reinstall FFXI, but that's what it'll have to do in the background. I am a little disappointed that nobody who really speaks to me is on right now... not even on my IM programs. At least, however, I won't be as bored at home.

About Time!
I guess it'a about time I got around to doing more on the site so a blog is a good enough start I feel! It's my first saturday without a job and having worked weekends for the last four years, it feels pretty good! Soon enough I'm gonna go around to my best friends house, have breakfast and read the newspaper...it's her saturday morning ritual and I'm stealing it till I find my own!! Ha, that's a good one, finding my own. I'm not too good at that, but I'm trying! Not having a job at the moment leaves me with a lot of time to think and although it's great to clear your head and what not, it also leaves time for the demons to attack. It's the same old ones as always. But the main one is, that I haven't done enough and don't do enough. I haven't travelled really (Im a home bird and just haven't really been ready) I don't feel like I'm smart enough...yes I'm intelligent and get good grades but I don't know enough about the world, politics etc. I just worry that if I sit at home watchi

Tears Hidden Behind Smiles
My Silent Moments... Loud Like The Crack Of Thunder. Im Bout To Burst, Everybody Take Cover.... I Cant Take This Pain Anymore. I Just Keep Wondering What I Was Put Here For.... Sometimes I Just Want To Run Away... Guaranteed No One Will Believe Im Leaving.... But One Day When It Feels Right... Ill Just Hold My Grief Real Tight... And Say Good Night' I have No Reason To Care.. Nothing In My Life Has Ever Been Fair.... My Mind Is Like Russian Roulet.. I Just Keep Spinning Till I Blow, No One Can Understand How I Feel At Times... I Just Hold It In So No One Will Know. But One Day My Feelings Will Be Uncovered, When Im gone Everyone Will Know The Pain Ive Felt.. And The Many Tears Ive Cried... So Say Rest In Peace.. Because My Soul Just Died...... I Wrote This In "04" ... And Ive Gone Thru So Much More... I Dont Feel Tha Same Way Now As I Did Then .... Ive Uncovered So Many New Things Over The Past Couple Years.. But Still, This Poem Got me Through Sum Stuff... I think tha

We Never.....
We don't talk anymore, so I guess you've moved on. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. I was wrong to want to see you, and spend time with you so I'm trying to move on and looking for someone to replace you too. Maybe we'll never talk and I'll ditch the block party this year, frankly I don't understand anymore or care. We've drifted apart, I'm glad I never gave you my heart cause it'd hurt too much to have it ripped out of my chest and torn apart. Your not the first and not the last, but now I guess the thought of being with you is just a memory from the past. I'll let it slip and slide, I won't run and hide, if we pass by I won't stop and talk cause I might cause too much of a shock. I'm sorry I like you, I'm sorry I care, and right now I wish I could move out of here. But instead, I'll wander aimlessly on these streets, trying to get my head clear.

F@ck The Low Ridas And Bikaz
i create a better madiness// i tear threds from leather jackets fuck the low ridas// my rymes tightest blow up bikas, like fat women on slim fast-diets// igot evil green eyes. can y ou feal the vibe when i steal yur bike// next to the stars,you see tred marks, on yur heads and arms//

Candy Rain
well good morning to all today we have a new contest startin at 5pm est so please go show ur love candy as she helped an will help you when needed shes a true bomber so please lets give her your all href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"> in the mean time plz go bomb my blast so we can will the blast for the family ty all have a blessed day rubia

Rating You Pix
To All My Friends, My Alert Box Has Not Been Working for 3weeks so if You Have New Pics,Please Let Me Know so I can rate them for You.CT Has Done NOTHING to Fix the problem even after 5 e-mails to them. Thanks, OBob

Bumper Stickers
"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > The Earth Is Full - Go Home. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Illiterate? Write For Help. > ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Honk If Anything

Www.freakandgeekshow.com Hightlights For 06/19/07
Not much going on last night, the geek was sick as a dog(mentally and physically) needless to say he wasn't the life of the party. We tried those jelly beans from harry potter, the freak ate them like there was no tomorrow, the worst one had to have been the rotten eggs. We had our first customer interview with wayne. Wayne apparently has an expression for everylittle thing i.e., "I have to take off like a prom dress cause if shittin cost a nickle I'd have to puke." apperantly he was broke. I had to have the freak translate that one for me. Other than that mainly boobs and beer like always, catch us tonight, remember it's 10 bucks a month or 60 dollars for a year, which is half the cost, hit us up www.freakandgeekshow.com

Possible Sighting In Malta
Madeleine: Police investigate Malta sighting Police in Malta are carrying out a "full-scale'' investigation into sightings of Madeleine McCann as her parents mark the 50th day she has been missing with a worldwide balloon release. Maltese newspaper In-Nazzjon reported that two tourists had reported seeing a girl matching four-year-old Madeleine's description in Valletta on Saturday. Subsequent reports said four other people had since come forward with possible sightings on the Mediterranean island. The reports follow possible sightings across Europe and as far away as north Africa but it is the first time that claims have been made public of a possible Maltese sighting. One person who contacted police was Ray Roberts, from Anglesey, north Wales, who said he saw a girl in Sliema wearing what he said was a jet black wig being told "Get up little girl'' by an Arab-looking man. Superintendent Pierre Calleja of the Maltese CID said "investigations are actively in progress

Girlfriend Application
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday: 5.Sexual Orientation "Straight,Bi,Gay,Unsure": HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't befor? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Would you spend the night at my house? 17. Do you think I'm cute? 18. If you could change anything about me - 19. Would you dance with me? 20. Would you come over for

What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as WereWolf, WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf100% Demon92% Faerie92% Mermaid83% Dragon75% Angel67% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Satisfying Realtioships
Please help me to understand. Why it is that I can never find a man that can satisfy me? I mean sure I can always find men that satisfy part of me, and I have to find other people to satisfy the parts of men that a man can't. I can find men that satisfy me in bed, and I can find men that satisfy me mentally, But I can never seem to find a guy that can satisfy me all the way. I always feel like I'm cutting part of myself off to be with someone. I have to keep part of myself hidden, because the person I am with can't or won't accept everything their is to me. I mean I know I am a very strong minded, passionate, intellectual, open minded person. And I also know what I want and who I am. So why can't I find a satisfying relationship?

Kisses And Wine
KISSES AND WINE Let me drink from your mouth that sweetness of chalice I want to intoxicate myself with your wine let me taste the taste of you I want your lips to transform me and take me where I've never been feel me ..........touch me let me drink from you deeply and abundantly I want to lick the delicate rim of your lips and bite the edge of your tongue I need to quench my thirst for you In the center of your desire Be my sacred glass and drink me lips on lips ....mouth to mouth beyond the realm of mortal sin .....to the last drop of your kiss

Contest
hey all of my friends here on cherry tap!!!! i am in a contest and need your help, click on the link below and it will take you to the contest. it is for one week and it ends on monday night. thanks to you who have helped out already and to those who help me from now till the end of the contest.

Love Or Lust
Figuring out what to do on a Saturday night is the easy bit. The hard part is avoiding misunderstandings about what it is you're really after. Whether it's everlasting love or burning lust, you'll want to tailor your plans accordingly. The following guidelines should help you clearly and effectively convey your true intentions. ASKING HER OUT IF IT'S LOVE Call at least four days in advance, requesting the pleasure of her company. IF IT'S LUST Call her at least 20 minutes in advance, and ask, "Can I come over?" DRESSING FOR THE EVENING IF IT'S LOVE Maximize class factor. Channel Audrey Hepburn. IF IT'S LUST Maximize jiggle factor. Channel Pamela Anderson. EATING IN IF IT'S LOVE Cook most the meal yourself, but invite your partner to join you for the finishing touches, to give a sense of partnership. This meal should convey the idea that loving domesticity can be a feast for the senses. Choose a homey yet delicious menu, such as roast chicken or r

The Woman...
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud!!! (the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time) It says: "Be careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The WOMAN CAME OUT of a MAN's RIB. NOT from his FEET to be WALKED on, and Not from his HEAD to be SUPERIOR, but from the SIDE to be EQUAL, from UNDER the ARM to BE PROTECTED, and NEXT to the HEART to be LOVED."

2 Men In A Bar
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."

What Danny Beleives
I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

Tell Me What You Think Dont Lie
we went out to eat. i got there first and was at the tabel when you walked in. you had on this short littel plade skirt and a white top. you looked so hot. when you got to me you bent over with this very naughty smile and whispered in my ear this is what i took off in the car. as you handed me your underwear. i looked up at you and said you have been hear 10seconds and you are already giveing me a hard on! god i love it when you feel like being naughty. every thing about you was hot. the way you smelled. the way you walked over to me. the way you showed just enough of your breast to drive me crazy. and most of all how someone that looked so sweet and good could have such a naughty side! you drive me crazy baby doll. you came over and sat beside of me. we ordered our drinks. the waiter could not take his eyes off you and i could understand why. as yo u were talking to him with out missing a beat you totaly shocked me. you reach over under the tabel and started rub on my already hard

Nuns
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says. "I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves. Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack." The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some. The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you." She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass." The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds

Bailing Paris: Sheriff Lee Baca
Sometimes when you win, you really lose. At least that seems to be the theme for Paris Hilton, who was released from jail yesterday for a mysterious mental medical condition. She was released after serving three days of a 23-day sentence. With more public outcry than most mass murderers, media and concerned citizens made her the poster child for "buying freedom." Suddenly, without warning, the publicity beast she has gracefully embraced for more than a decade turned to bite her back. The decision to free Hilton prompted attorney L.A. city attorney Rocky Delgadillo to file a petition questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton, led to media coverage that largely mocked the Hilton heiress, and convinced Rev. Al Sharpton to organize a march protest. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer then ordered Hilton to report to court today at 9 a.m."There are any number of cases of people who handled being incarcerated badly and even have health co

Pearl In The Shell
I was once a damn good Sax player...and this song puts into words my own personal fears.... I was once the 4th best Sax player in the state of Florida and the 2nd Best in Hillsborough County here in Florida.... I was also in the best HS Jazz Band as well.... I ended up joining the Army after HS to be a musician and I screwed myself by not studying for my Theory classes and placing too much faith in my playing abilities and "flunked" out of the Army and havent played much since.. I guess Im afraid of failure like the guy in this video and being laughed at.... It was true in my case...I had a "pearl in the shell" under my nose and I never realized it... Such is life...You make mistakes...and I regret that I never did something with my musical ability...

Support Our Troops
When the president signed into law a bill depriving veterans of the medical benefits they were guaranteed at the time of induction, I wrote a letter to my congressman. When I discovered that our troops in Iraq were forced to wear body armor that did not meet specifications and that was produced under a no bid contract, I emailed my senator. When I found that our government was failing to provide adequate medical care for our wounded soldiers, I called the White House. (202) 456-1414 Supporting our troops is more than words of encouragement and praise. Saying that there is "no higher calling than service to one's country" and then relegating our soldiers who have been disabled in battle to the bottom of the economic scrap heap is hypocrisy of the highest order. So if I speak out against the war in Iraq, feel free to disagree with me, but don't accuse me of not supporting our troops. Our government does not support our troops and I'm doing what I can to change that. I wis

What Would You...
Would you makeout with me? [ ]Heck Yea [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe [ ]already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [ ]In an instant! [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe Am I attractive? [ ]F*** no [ ]Hot as hell [ ]Fine [ ]Cute [ ]Okay [ ]Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ] i dk Are you a virgin? [ ]yes [ ]no [ ] wont tell I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife/husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]maybe [ ] no cause im shy Would you rather.. ?? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me [ ] Have sex [ ] OTHER (give details)____________________ [ ] give me your number if so _________________ On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ]1 [ ]2 [ ]3 [ ]4 [ ]5 [ ]6 [ ]7 [ ]8 [ ]9 [ ]10 What would you want me to be

My Fisrt Shout.
Hungman101: i love the perfect quality in ur pics wow lol ->Hungman101: thanks! Hungman101: u have to be a model wow... Hungman101: oh gah ur soo hot obviously none of the pictures ive posted have been me. dee dee dee!

Confusion Has Set In
want to make friends ... have fun .. you know be my sweetnsassy self .. so tell me people whats up whats new whats hot .. whats not .. why are we all here on this little planet and whats the price of tea in china .. lol xx

Dont Shave Ya Ass Hair
This didnt happen to me but its funny as hell Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet

Software As A Service: Is It Really The Wave Of The Future?
Since the discussions of Web 2.0 and SaaS at the Microsoft IT Pro Town Hall Meeting last week, I've been giving a lot of thought to the idea of Software as a Service and whether it will ever really catch on. The benefits for some business customers are obvious: a fixed monthly cost with no worries about software maintenance and upgrading sounds like a pretty good deal to company managers who are spending big bucks for productivity programs and the IT personnel to maintain them. But don't expect those IT professionals themselves to get behind the idea anytime soon. If the reactions at the meeting were any indication, IT people see SaaS as a threat to their very existence - much the same way factory workers viewed automation a few decades ago (and those fears turned out to be pretty well founded). Based on what I've heard from home users, they aren't too enthralled with the idea of paying a monthly or annual fee to lease their software, either. This is true even if you tell them it may

Latest New Thing!
So I go to court for a friend. Leaving the house when I am not supposed to...however, i prayed about it and was told that court is where I was going to do the best for others. As I was testifying the attorney kept looking at my arms. I assumed since I was testifying on how well NA has done for me the last eleven years and since she just asked me if I had used IV drugs and I told her NO, that she was looking for track marks. She had a quick sidebare with the other attorney and the judge and the judge asked me to step down and come into her chambers. My arms where bleeding from the pores and where very swollen. I lifted my sleeves that came down to my elbows and they where fine...with a clear differential mark where my sleeve ended. I said: "Oh, this is new." as they looked at me with awwwww. I know my immune system is very weak but I would like everyone to know that this is was a reaction AIR POLLUTION and nothing else. Your immune system fights this off everyday. Sev

Marines
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Marine now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Marine now Dad, I love you oorah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Marine now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big bro to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your brother a Marine now Sis,

Recipe For A Good Relationship
I was in a relationship and I realized a few things while I was in it ... I always believed LOVE was the number one emotion but I was wrong. Its TRUST when you begin the relationship the first thing you give is TRUST always. LOVE is something you begin feeling stronger and stronger over a time. Then something happens and the TRUST crumbles. Then we have to bring out FORGIVENESS. Thats a hard one sometimes easier said then done. Can you really forgive and walk away and say ok it is alright and really mean it? Then theres PATIENCE cause theres gonna be times after the TRUST was broken when you ask yourself WHERE ... WHEN... WHY...WHAT ? And after awhile those questions become a pain in the ass to both of you , you for having to ask them doubting all the time and him because of guilt or vice versa. So please if your in love and you trust this person, there not perfect and they will make mistakes so remember to have patience and to forgive them. And last but not least remember APPRECIAT

A Hater Helps My Name....
I honestly don't know who is for or against me.... but here shall be another in Blood! Honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And, yes, I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those wor

Trouble At Walmart
Dear Mrs. Weaver, The past six months, your husband, Jack Weaver has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our Wal-Mart and Sam stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr..Weaver have been compiled and are listed below. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MEMO: RE: Mr.. Jack Weaver- Complaints Things Mr.. Weaver has done while his spouse was shopping in our store: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an e

What A Summer
The NFL "Tank" Johnson, Michael Vick, "Pacman" Jones, Chris Henry. Along with that Matt Leinart and Tom Brady getting their girlfriends pregnant and then leaving them. Wow, just a wonderful collection of upstanding gentlemen and bright decision makers. MLB Barry Bonds' home run chase of Hank Aaron. Bud Selig attempting to take the high road and appear angelic. Steroids, steroids and more steroids. The owners knew, the media knew, the fans knew on some level and we all turned a blind eye. Hey guess what clean the slate start testing and we'll clean up the game and hopefully it will bring salaries back to a reasonable level so that ballpark prices get affordable for the ordinary fan once again. The NBA The Portland Trailgangsters are finally in the distant past as is the uproar in Detroit. But the Indiana Pacers, and Ron Artest are still bringing to the forefront bad behavior amongst NBA players. Oh yeah and Kobe Bryant may be a great player but he's still a cheater of

Eh
So things haven't exactly worked out like I had planned. Got enrolled back in school. Yay me. Doing online classes through University of Phoenix. Since I can't exactly make it to a physical classroom right now. Still don't know what in the hell is going on with my back. The nerve conduction study didn't go so well. They couldn't do part of the test due to me being allergic to adhesive. They weren't able to attach the electrodes needed. They only done the part where they stuck a needle repeatedly into my leg. It fucking hurt. Only let them do the right leg. There was no way I would have been able to handle having both legs stabbed. He was vicious. I thought they would be sticking the needle in my lower back but I was wrong. I won't know the results from that until the 8th. I think anyways. The appointment with pain management didn't go so well the other day. The topical gel they gave me isn't working. My doctor is now wanting to send me to a neurologist and do a spinal tap. Its just not

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THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all

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On Jeopardy recently, the final question was How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns ------ All three missed it --- This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance. Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to

Sdchick
You should check out SDChick and her poetry. here is a sample of her work titled Two Boxes. http://www.fubar.com/blog/62810/454446# And b ecause Fubar doesn't seem to like me today, I will repost the link here so you can copy and paste it. Just in case the clickable one doesn't work' http://www.fubar.com/blog/62810/454446#

July 29,
Not really looking for anyone to comment on this..but if u want..u can..jus putting some of my feelings down....Today July 29, i would of been with my late husband for 18 yrs..that would of been a long time together with someone..seems like it when u read it and saying it..it doesnt anymore..he passed away 3 1/2 yrs ago from a massive heartattack from diabities..right in front of me that nite..jus fell over on the bed and that was it..no last words no nothing..i use to sit and wonder if i had told him that i loved him that evening when he wasnt feeling good..but would of been too stuborn to go to the er..but they said it wouldnt of mattered..nothing was or could of prevented him from passing away..i dont use the word Die or Died to much...seems to harshof a word to say about someone that has passed away...its really hard this year from some reason and i dont know why...i guess im really realizing hes not coming back and i need to figure out what i want to do with my life..not sure real

Mumms............
MuMMs are not: Bulletins Stash Photo Galleries etc. They are a place for users to post a simple question asking for advice. from Scrapper http://www.fubar.com/blog/57/391964 read this before contact Scrapper directly from Scrapper's blog, please read because it is VERY important: MuMMers... First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community. Th

Support Our Soldiers (from The Bulletin Board)
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had de livered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing

I Love You
When i though i lost you, you came back to me. When i though i could live without you, i realize, you are what i need. I missed ya while you where gone, cried for days and days. And now I'm glad you're back, to take me far away. When i talk to you, you take me to a different place. Somewhere when i can be me, and not be afraid to say. To tell you that i love you, to say what i really feel. To tell you that i need you, to say thats its all real. I think of you all the time, no matter what i do. You are always on my mind, forever this will be true. I can truly say this is real, I really do love you. And i hope deep down inside, I hope you feel the same way too. I love you!!!

I Have Seen A Fewer Of People!!
I have seen some of people just being selfish and don't like / wants to help me about Referrals. and I have been trying asking all of them and they won't help me?? I thinks they using cheat or something like that??? I got 4300 friends at myspace and never coming or joining that fubar.com?? I thinks something is wrong??? I just puzzled and wondering what's wrong with that???? Thank you so much some are LOSER!!!!!!

Speaking Outloud....
Hmmmm... of late through much contempaltion i have come to the conclusion that.. Life is a complete play ground.. You got your bullies that have yet to learn not to piss there beds at night. You have your little dainty girls that omg if they get their hands dirty they are gonna run to the play ground monitor and have them wipe the dirt of their hands.. IE sissy girls... You got the ones that go to the back of the play ground to do gawd knows what smoking and such.. then you got the ones that are like me.. that are hoggin up the field to play football, soccer, whatevewr just to run off the energy then hit the swings to see who can flip around the swing about three times around the pole at the top because you feel like your flying...whooohoooo or even better get as high as you can and jump out and watch everyone drop their teeth because you beat the other person in distance by a good 6 feet.. WOOT! Then you got the shy ones that stand at the wall and just watch.. those are the ones you g

Things A Guy Should Do For Their Girl....
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy. - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend. - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay. - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean It. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her.

Coming Home
That's it I am done with my obligations here, I have my tickets, it is set in stone. And I will be back in Texas in just a few days. In the arms of my Angel, I cant wait. Its about time. I love you Angel,…

In Darkness...
The Darkess The light has faded The Moon has gone… It creeps upon you like a silent lover… Wrapping you in its cold embrace Its touch loving… Filling you, caressing you…. In Darkness…. It comes upon you slowly… Nipping at your heels… Teasing up your calves… Sliding around your thighs.. Over your stomach… Like tendrils wrapping around you.. Until your cries are silenced… And you are enclosed…. In Darkness…. Consuming you…. Chilling you from the inside out Your arms reaching out.. Embracing it like a lover…. Soon all thoughts of the light are gone…. And you are consumed…. In Darkness….

Independence
"The first of earthly blessings, independence." ~ Edward Gibbon (1737-1794) Independence. It's a big word, and one that held a lot of meaning for our forefathers who wrote the Declaration of Independence 231 years ago. It seems like a long time ago, but then it's so relatively recent compared with some of these quotes we read here, some dating back thousands of years. I remember when our country celebrated it's bicentennial in 1976. In my hometown, Brooklyn, New York, all the fire hydrants were painted red, white and blue to celebrate! I was just a little kid then, so I don't think I really understood the significance of that day. But I do now. Independence is indeed a blessing.

Isn't It Amazing...
I have recently found myself in a situation where I was hurt by a man...(not so surprizing eh?) Well, I had the opportunity brought to me to talk to this complete and total stranger about my issues, share with Him my thoughts. So, I said to myself "What the hell...it couldn't hurt, it isn't like this person knows me and I can get it off of my mind." So I took up the opportunity to do so. Through out the midst of it all I found this part of the world that I really never knew. That a person can be so Amazing. He, the stranger, has become someone that shares a lot of my thoughts, has given me a lot of strength, and has pushed me in many ways to pursue happiness. I have done nothing other than smile 99.9% of this time that has been shared. I have learned that life doesn't have to go in the direction it seems to be taking, if we choose to walk into something with our eyes wide open. To feel this bond with someone that once was a complete stranger and to have it become a part of what I

August 2007
ARIES Your horoscope for August 2007: This month, high energy and a positive spirit will prevail. You'll have great hope for the future, which will continue for several weeks. The Moon in your sign this week will add to your optimistic attitude and sense of joy. Mercury will join Saturn and Jupiter in Leo on August 4, boosting your creativity and childlike wonder. Around August 6 you can begin to transform your attitudes and philosophies and this will allow you to cultivate them in a practical and positive way. Venus will enter Leo on August 8, increasing your chances for romance for the rest of the month. On the weekend of August 11 and 12 a New Moon in Leo will emphasize a dynamic and creative approach to life and you'll be able to pursue what you want. Be sure to keep it real, though, and understand your limitations. Discuss practical issues with a partner on August 14 and 15, and make solid plans for the future. Discuss important ideas with a partner or f

The Haunting
Kamelot - The Haunting Omgawd! A Fucking Awesome, Song and band. Merely the sound of your voice Made me believe that you were her Just like the river disturbs ...my inner peace Once I believed I could find Just a trace of her beloved soul Once I believed she was all Then she smothered my beliefs One cold winter's night I may follow her voice to the river Leave me for now and forever Leave while you can Somewhere in time I will find you and haunt you again Like the WIND sweeps the earth Somewhere in time When no virtues are left to defend You fall in deep I was a liar in every debate I rule the forces that fuelled your hate When the cold in my heart leaves It comes to an end And quietly I'll go to sleep How could that first time recur When memories linger on and on What made me think you were her Helena is dead to all Nothing can bring her to life Don't pretend that I'll be loving you Once I believed she was gone But I'm corrupted

What Do You Think? Why?????
How do i sound, What do you think? why? why not? I like hiking and camping. I love to dance. I like to cuddle. I have blue eyes and brown is lonish hair. I wear glasses. I am 5'8. born july 3rd 1975. I like long walks in the warm moon light and long drives to no place or anyplace on a warm day. I like fishing. I love long hair on women. The things that make me happy are: my photography, warm sunny days, good food (steak dinners, ect), holding the hand of someone I love/like and or just cuddling, the warmth of the sun, laughing, watching ER, when the NY Yankees win, the sound of birds, hugs, the smell of fresh mowed grass, driving down a country road on a nice day not knowing where it goes and not needing to get right back to where I came from, and seeing a smile ;-) , just to name a few happy things.... *** Wouldn’t it be amazing to have a best friend that you can have great intimacy with, and a great sex life with? *** I am looking for some one that can be my friend and who underst

To All Concerned
WELL AS A LOT OF YOU KNOW THE FAMILY HAS GONE THROUGH SOME MAJOR OVERHAULS IN THE LAST FEW DAYS AND FOR THE ONES THAT DON'T KNOW....... WILDMAN AND TWEETYBIRD HAVE LEFT THE FAMILY DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCE WITH SOME FAMILY ISSUES AND THERE IS NO ANIMOSITY OR HARD FEELINGS ON MY PART FOR EITHER ONE OF THEM FOR I PRAY THAT WE ALL CAN STILL BE FRIENDS AND I WISH THEM THE BEST IN AND WHAT THEY DO WILDMAN DID A VERY GOOD JOB AS HEAD SECURITY FOR THIS FAMILY WHILE IN OFFICE AND I WOULD RECOMMEND HIM AS SECURITY OFFICER TO ANYONE I AM SORRY THAT ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPEN BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED. WE WILL GO ON AND MAKE THIS THE FAMILY THAT IT SHOULD BE WE WILL BE THE BIGGEST AND BEST ON HERE. NOW COMES THE MEMBERS IT HAS BEEN TOLD THAT SOME OF YOU ARE LEAVING ALSO. WELL IF YOU DO, I WISH YOU THE SAME THING. I HOPE YOU DO GOOD. I DON'T WANT TO LOOSE ANY OF YOU, FOR I LIKE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU CAN AL

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It's difficult to recall, but I originally started this blog to discuss with myself just one thing. Addiction. The isolation it glamorizes. The threat of recovery. Or at least self-preservation. How it impacts my efforts to destroy myself. Exaggeration? Not really. I thought I knew what I wanted. To suffer. and then recover. To become intimate with addiction. So intimate in fact that it wouldn't want me anymore. But the truth is, the uglier I get the closer we become. The fact is, I written every word the skeleton has shed. And still it's not naked. Not even close. In fact, I've lied the entire time. About experiences. About moments that only happened because I created the fiction. What's real is nothing to write about. Nothing that can do any words justice. What's real is I've overcome nothing. And still ask the same questions I pretended to answer a long time ago. Truth is like a zipper. You pull it down. Open the teeth. See what's behind the fabric. And yo

Hurt
Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were but I walked away If only I knew what I know today Ooh, Oooh.. I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you But I know you won't be there OOh, I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself, by hurting you. Somedays I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just want to hide, cause it's you I miss And it's so hard to say goodbye When it comes to this Oooh, Yeah.. Would you tell me I was wrong? [Hurt lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes And see you looking back OOh, I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I jus

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Ever get that sudden feeling of loneliness? I've been entering that little phase again. Seeing too many people happy and enjoying life... makes me get angry at them when I should be happy. I hate when I become this sad. It would be nice to get out of this stupid feeling when I know I have plenty of people who wouldn't mind talking to me, but I feel so rejecting to a lot of things around here. My poetry has come to a stand still, my story chapters tend to not get finished anytime I start writing them. I miss talking to a bunch of people that I always spoke with on occasion, but with school starting up again for some, and me having to realize I have to grow up and move on... it's just rather difficult with all that is going on: -Sister moved out and is getting married. -Can't get a job despite seven applications. -Video games are not helping. -I'm losing a care to write. -Too many people being happy and I'm stuck sitting on a welcome mat. -Got angry at other people just bec

Friend
hey all....please go check out my hot ass friend!.....she needs a few more fans to become a legend! so if you can help her out, thAT WOULD BE GREAT! THANK YOU Sweettpie999 ~Monke's Chica! Lookin for Hot Lady Friends stop by and say hi~@ fubar

Two Horses
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally an

Spam Poem
Oh SPAM™! Oh SPAM™! Gourmet delight! My food by day, my dreams by night. To carve, to slice, to dice you up - pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup. What shining deity from Olympus knelt down to the earth and hog butt smelt? Creating then man's eternal desire for swine entrails congealed by fire. On some corporate farm, a pig has died. Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside that cube of SPAM™ hidden in the can I now hold in my trembling hand. More than mere food, SPAM™ is for me a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee. Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses. My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes. Long have my arteries clogged to the sound of sizzling SPAM™ when there's no one around - furtively chewing or swallowing whole. Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal. Other processed meat products I've tried or declined Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine. Though each may be tasty in different ways, none matches SPAM™ for gel

Which One---
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressiveunless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurtbut takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5mins and your reputation wi

At 9pm
WE ARE HAVING A MEETIN IN 30 MINS. I ONLY HEARD FROM 4 PPL SO IF NOT MANY SHOW UP WE WILL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW... WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. PLEASE COME!!! IF YOU CAN AND IF NOT PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE. THANKS

Cleaning Up
Im going to be cleaning up my friends list for those who do not reciprocate with ratings. I guess since you dont rate me it will be pretty much a mutual thing. Im not going to rate people if you can't spend a little time and rate back. More then likely you won't be reading this blog either LMAO

Put That Back!!!!!
I was in the checkout lane at my local Wally world (Wal-Mart)when I saw a little chlid putting candy in his pocket while his mother wasnt looking!! I spoke out to the mother saying that her son was putting candy into his pocket! She looked at me with this shitty face and told me to mind my own damn business! I replied "Just trying to keep the crime rate down in the future! Now my question is if you saw a young kid, especially if it's not your child, shop liftting would you say anything to that child's parents notifying them of the situation? A) Not my child, not my business!!! B) Notify the parents and the in-store security to what has happened!!!!

A Women's Worth!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The he

Hi
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.) 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do

Missing Work ?
"I was abducted by aliens..." When asked to share the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work, recruiting managers shared some of their favourite examples: "I'm too drunk to drive to work." "I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet." "I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work." The employee was not in the medical profession. "I accidentally drove through the automatic garage door before it opened." "My boyfriend's snake escaped from its cage and I'm afraid to leave the bedroom until he gets home." "I'm too fat to get into my work outfit." "God didn't wake me." (Employee didn't believe in alarm clocks and thought a higher power would wake her when she was ready.) "I cut my fingernails too short, they're bleeding and I have to go to the doctor." "The ghosts in my house kept me up all night." "I forgot I was getting married today." "My cow bit me." "My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our ga

All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From Debbie Does Dallas
"Whatever we can't give you, we make up in enthusiasm!" Strangely enough if you did porn in the late 70s and mid 80s you really can disapear off the face of the earth. Seriously you can google ANYONE except these hairy fuckholes. No one knows the real name of the chick who played Debbie or even if she's still alive and that's damn depressing because i have ALL kinds of questions for her. We were thinking of making a debbie does dallas trivia board game, but found out that some of the main characters have been in over 700 films. and when half the subjects of our trivia have vanished off the planet without a trace....what does that leave us? that'd be kinda hard for anyone, even us beer drinking porn watching pervs to keep track of. we'd have to hire a bunch of guys to help us. but then we'd get fucked all the time because we'd be around a bunch of guys watching porn. note to self: the goofiest most unattractive guy in the whole movie turned out to be the hottest most well aged

For Those Who Care, I Wish This Friendship For My Downs Son
THE FOLDED NAPKIN A Truckers Story If this doesn't light your fire..your wood is wet! I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. But I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how my customers would react to Stevie. He was short, a little dumpy with the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Downs Syndrome. I wasn't worried about most of my trucker customers because truckers don't generally care who buses tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and the pies are homemade. The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college kids traveling to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some dreaded "truck stop germ" the pairs of white-shirted business men on expense accounts who think every truck stop waitress wants

The Pot
The Pot, Tool, 10,000 Days Who are you to wave your finger? You must have been outta your head Eye hole deep in muddy waters You practically raised the dead Rob the grave to snow the cradle Then burn the evidence down Soapbox house of cards and glass so Don't go tossin' your stones around You must have been high Foot in mouth and head up ass So whatcha talkin' 'bout? Difficult to dance 'round this one 'til you pull it out. boy, You must have been so high Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference Kangaroo done hung the jury with the innocent Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo (Musta) got lemon juice up in your eye When you pissed all over my black kettle. You must have been high! Who are you to wave your finger? So full of it Eye balls deep in muddy waters Fuckin' hypocrite Liar, lawyer, mirror, show me. What's the difference? Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent. Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo (Mus

Shit Happenz
>The Most Functional English Word>HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE>>THE MOST >FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD>>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!>Shit may >just be the most functional word in the English language.>>Consider:>You >can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.>>With a >little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your >shit, >or be asked to shit or get off the pot.>>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell >shit, lose shit, find shit, forget>shit, and tell others to eat shit.>>Some >people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between > >shit and shineola.>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. >?There is bull shit, >horse shit, and chicken shit.>>You can throw shit, >sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when >the shit hits the >fan.>> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.>>You can find >yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.>>Some days

Adding Chocolate Candy!!! Yummy!!
"Technically, these may not all be candy, although if you're like me, adding chocolate to anything makes it delicious and sweet. If it's also bite-size, I call it candy. Once you've made the first two simple recipes, your imagination will take over and you'll realize the world is full of other things that can be dipped in chocolate. Whether you like sweet and salty combined, as with the chocolate covered popcorn, or something even healthier like chocolate covered raisins, you'll start looking at what's in your kitchen cupboards in a whole different light. While many fudge recipes are much more complicated than the chocolate peanut butter one below, this recipe also introduces you to the realm of possibilities with its basic simplicity plus the additions I've mentioned. Most of all, have fun and invite a child along to help make these simple chocolate candy recipes." =========================================================== Simple Chocolate Covered Popcorn 1/2 bag of

Part 2...
OK....bad family situation, going on, right now....and since my last blog, we were planning on moving, quickly....since then, we, fortunately, now, have a few months to save money/plan before we go....THANK you to all my friends, who commented on my last blog....very DIFFICULT times, lately, for us, and I TRULY, appreciate the support. (means very much) HUGS always, Dawn

Hey All Couples
maybe this will work maybe not but all my couple friends out there and ones who might read this blog there is a fantasy i have of hearing a couple a wild and crazy couple going at it over the phone if there is any couple out there crazy, wild and open enough to do this contact me by posting a comment on this blog.

The Lawyer And The Redneck
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the redneck's attention ,and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He send

Redneck Accident
The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in the normal states said: ''Oh, shit!'' In redneck states 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''

By Kindergarten
I cant believe how much kids need to know before they reach kindergarten. How to spell and write their name, address and phonenumber.. all the abc and 123. When I was in kindergarten, they taught us all that stuff.. I am working on a letter a week its going to have to be.. incorporate the letter in everything we do all week.. Its going to be some tough work.. Wish me luck.

Birthday Wishes On October 5th
Three of my most favorite ladies are born on the same Day. October 5th! Wanna send out Birthday wishes to Lush, I Eat Pills To Stay Sane and KinkStar Sin! Please pass by their pages and show them some luv on their special day. Lush (A PuBlic AffAiR owner)*(co- owner of MaXimum Eclipse)*@ fubar I eat pills to stay sane@ fubar KinkStar Sin **Blast Please for Birthday (Oct 5th)**@ fubar Love Ya Ladies Pierre a.k.a. PieDaDDY

Karma
Im really starting to think I did something really terrible in a past life and karma is coming after me now. Everytime I turn around stuff is happening. Its not stuff that would be considered terrible, but stuff that is bothersome enough to make me blog. 90% of the time when I make plans w/ a male...be it for a date, or just hanging out as friends...I either get stood up or canceled on. I don't know what the deal is. It gets really old. Because I plan my kid-free weekends around stuff and at the last minute everything changes. I should probably work on my karma. Do a little more volunteer work or something. And I'm just at a time in my life where nothing ever seems positive...Nothing good seems to be happening. I'm probably bringing it on myself, but it gets to a point where it just feels so draining. Health, money, family and social life problems have just worn me down.

Hatecore Inc @ Peabody's - Free Tickets - Cleveland, Ohio...
Hatecore Inc @ Peabody's - Free Tickets - Cleveland, Ohio... Hatecore Inc will be at Peabody's Downunder in Cleveland, Ohio Saturday October 13th with At No End, Hiroshima Suntan, Solipsist, 3rd Union, and a bunch more! Show is all ages at 7:00 pm. TICKETS ARE FREE!! You must be from our area to get the tickets. Reply with your full mailing (including first/last name) address and how many tickets you'd like, and we'll mail them to you next week....

Annoyed
Unless the rating counts are broken, which judging from my bar tab, they aren't... Guys, seriously, if you open a pic, rate it. i'm sick of seeing 20 people viewed something and 2 people rated it (as is the case with my birthday album) ... people keep asking for more pics and don't rate what's already there. i will be taking new pics over the next few days, they WILL be locked to family (both sfw's and nsfw's). i'm sick of this shit. if you don't want to rate shit, don't ask for more pics. Sin

Cowboys Vs Bills
I watched this game a was a crazy crazy game. Romo threw 6 inter. and the cowboys were down by 8 point till 2 minutes in the game. Then they won in the last 2 sec. that was the wildest cowboy game I have ever seen.

Grandma Got Ran Over By A Broomstick
I got this off one of my wicca family yahoo groups. Its pretty good. Grandma got ran over by a broomstick Walking home from our house Halloween. Now you can say there's no such thing as witches. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. She'd consumed too many spirits. And we begged her not to go. But she'd forgot her Belladonna, So she sacheted out the door, we didn't know. When they found her the next morning At the scene of the attack. She had bristles on her forehead, And incriminating brush marks on her back. Grandma got ran over by a broomstick. Walking home from our house Halloween. You can say there's no such thing as witches, But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Now we're all so proud of grandpa. He's been taking it so well. See him in there watching wrestling, Drinking wine and dancing skyclad with cousin Nell. It's not Samhain without grandma. She's the one with the big hat. And we just can't help but wonder, Should we divvy up he

Wedding Day
THE WEDDING Mike was going to be married to Karen, So his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." " I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will." "Ever since that night we never had any problems." "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try, so on his honeymoon Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here, you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly.

Great...
so ya...you know when you really like someone but you cannot say anything to them for fear of rejection?or fear of falling in love...? you dont really understand what love is until you know its there...waiting for you..you can feel it breathing on you neck, you can see it in his eyes...but you have to let him go... because it just wont work..thats when you know you love someone..is when they leave and you still cant get them outta ur head...

Death Of A Loved One, So Dear
I have lost a very dear and sweet person in my life this week. She was my mom's best friend and mine too. She was like a second mom, grandma, best friend. She passed away in the early morning hours on Tues Oct 9. She lived in Ringgold Ga. Nadine was her name, and she was the sweetest woman u have ever met. This woman would certanily given u the shirt right off her back, her last dollar, if she knew that you would be happy and safe. I always called her "Mamaw Dean" even though she was no real realtion to me..I have known her all my life. It's a tragedy that she has been taken from us so soon (only 72 years old). I will be leaving town for a couple of days to go to her funeral. So if u leave me a message or a request, comment..please bear with me until I return home. And please keep her 3 daughters and 7 grandchildren in your prayers. Thank you..Peace..Cora

Sexy Female Halloween Costumes
Sexy Female Halloween Costumes Shop for sexy costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Decide the sexy female halloween costume: Firstly decide on the costume that you would like to wear. Think what would be sexy on you and then decide. You could go out as a devil, wonderwoman, a goddess etc. You can decide on something unique too but if you are going for something ordinary make it better by adding your own extras to make it sexy. Buy the accessories that are required to make your costume look sexy. Don't be finicky, buy the proper accessories. For example if you are going out as catwoman, make sure to buy cats eye contact lenses or if you are going as the devil wear, red contact lenses. Contact lenses especially for halloween can be found on the internet too. Once your sexy female halloween costume is ready, be sure to wear it with all the confidence that you can muster. Even if your costume is not splendid enough, your confiden

Who We Are Is Defined By What We Do...
People should understand that it is mistaken to judge an activity for the time that is necessary to realize it… A good example of this concept is the case of the computer science expert who is called in order to fix to a large and extremely complex one computer … ...a computer that was worth more than 12 million than Euro. The expert, seated of forehead to the screen, presses a pair of keys, allegates with the head, say something to himself and then shut down the computer. To that point he extracts a small screwdriver from the pocket and gives a turn and means to one very small screw. Therefore, he ignites the computer and verification that all works perfectly. The president of the company is very happy and offers itself to pay the account immediately. "How much I must" it asks. "Thousands Euro, please" answers the man. "Thousands Euro!? Thousands Euro for little minute of job? Thousands Euro in order to tighten one simplest very small screw? I know that the computer is worth 12

Beyond The Graves!!!
Anyone and Everyone come and please help This really good friend of mine out in his contest...He was in first last night and now he's a little behind...All help will be appreciated...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...yes that me begging...lol l

Things I Have Discovered:
You can never have too many friends. The prettist thing you can wear is a smile(and nothing else.) Big Beautiful women(BBW's) are sexy. You are only as good as your word. The world owes you a living, you just have to work like Hell to collect it. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...THERE YOU ARE.

Kow
This is to the "Kingdom of the Wolves",but most especially to their great tyrannical leader "Lord Wolf"....it seems that when he gives control of a platoon to someone that is totally under their control,it is truly a "conditional" control...for if he doesn't like your decisions or the way you set up your regs he calls you insubordinate(by the way people,learn to spell and which words to use),but if he likes something you do he may very well claim it for himself and use it for the kingdom.....He claims his first lady has equal say in how the kingdom is run,but rules her with an iron fist...he gives with one hand and takes away with the other....founding something DOES NOT give you the right to say who you may have as friends,what you may have as primary pics(bombing pics,ok),etcetera,etcetera,etcetera..... You can block me Jeff,you can make people drop me as a friend,but each time you do something like that you simply reinforce the image of you as a tyrant...look up the definition ...

I I Ght
SO HERE IT GOES. IT'S BEEN A WEEKS SINCE IVE BEEN WORKIN AT MY SECOND JOB. I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTAION AIRPORTS DIVISION VISITORS INFORMATION PROGRAM. FOR SHORT I AM V.I.P. ASSISTANT. I LOVE IT. I MAKE TRIPLE THE MONEY WORKIN THERE THAN MY OTHER JOB. IM STILL WORKIN AT ALOHA PHOTO ART STUDIOS BUT ONLY 2-WICE A WEEK. IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENITRE LIFE. IM PRETTY MUCH SET NOW JOB WISE. I CAN STILL CONTINUE SCHOOL AND STILL MAKE THE MONEY I NEED. AWSOME BENEFITS AND I WORK WITH GREAT PEOPLE. MADE ALOT OF SACARAFICES IN LIFE BUT ONLY FOR THE BEST SO THIS IS TO MY FRIENDS: SORRY FOR THE M.I.A. ACTION BUT U WILL SEE ME AROUND SOON I PROMISE.

"if You Don't Like It, Then Just Get Out!"
What a stupid phrase this is. If it wasn't for ill feelings towards government and social structure us Americans would still be British. All you red necks who say "if you don't support the government then you can just get the hell out" or make similar statements, why don't you just move to England where they still have a monarchy? Seriously, read a freakin' history book. The End

Nsfw Pics
OK. Here's the deal... as many of you know, I sealed My NSFW pics recently. As I don't have much else to offer, I will make this offer, I will open them for one week once the lady below has reached the 20,000 comments she needs. I hope to see you people helping theis wonderful lady. You will never find a truer friend. Master Road She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them. Would you get behind them if you could only find them? She's my baby, she's my baby, yeah, it's alright. She's got hair down to her fanny. She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties. Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do. Everybody wants to see if she can use it. She's so fine, she's all mine, girl, you got it right. She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's got a dime all of the time, stays out at night movin' through time. Oh, I want her, s

What I Have Gotten An What I Want
i have gotten two wounderful kids been through a couple of bad relationships an i would not have changed it because now i have a voice to say what i want what i want i want a man to love me an my kids enjoy life being together doing things as a family on top of that if he has kids well a big family is better then know family he needs to love the out doors enjoy watching movies curled up on the couch eatting popcorn playing an working in the yard going to the ocean an sitting on the beach that enjoys just being together know sound no words that knows what i am thinking before i do a when he looks at me he needs know one but me an he makes me feel the same

Only 17
THIS I BELIEVE I WAS LOOKING FOR , MY SON'S HAD GIVEN IT TO ME , AND IT BROUGHT CHILLS TO ME The Final Act by Lisa Teller Screeching tires, shattering glass, twisting metal, fiberglass. The scene is set it all goes black, The curtain raised the final act. Sirens raging in the night, sounds of horror, gasps of fright. Intense pain, the smell of blood tearing eyes begin to flood. They pull out our bodies one by one, What is going on, we were only having fun! One of my friends is missing, what did I do? Her scattered belongings everywhere, in the road there lies her shoe. A man is leaning over me and looking in my eyes, "What were you thinking, son"? "Did you really think that you could drive?" He pulled up the sheet still looking in my eyes, "If you'd only called your Mom or Dad, you'd still be alive!" I started to scream, I started to yell; But no one could hear me, no one could tell. They put me in an ambulance; they took me away. The doctor at the hospita

I Love This Man
I LOVE THIS MAN No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE scroll down / If you love this man please forward to 10 people. He did something for you, now do something for him. Spread his word, and you\'ll be rewarded. How will you be rewarded? Matthew 10:32 \'Whoever acknowledges Me before men, I will acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. But whoever disowns Me before men, I will disown him before My Father in heaven

The Last Straw
If A Person is going to talk trash about someone that they don't even know, have never spoken too,Never even tried to speak to ....Only by Judging what they see in a picture ... then shouldn't they be open for communication when that person comes to them RESPECTFULLY and without malice to try to understand why it is they would LABEL them a DECEITFUL BAD PERSON??? How the FUCK do you decide you don't like a person by looking at a picture that is not offensive in any way. Just because "YOU THINK" your a psychic. Even those who claim to have the BEST psychic ability in the world ADMIT that sometimes they are WRONG with their interpretation and at least have the GOOD MANNERS to face that and admit it. I have deleted a portion of the persons name Because I don't want this person harassed in any way so please don't ask the persons name. I have nothing against this person, This person has enough on their plate to deal with at this time and I do not wish to add to their distress. I wish

The Eight House
The Eighth House House of Sex The Eighth House is commonly referred to as the House of Sex. This House delves into relationships -- interactions with another and how certain aspects of those interactions can take on a more communal nature. It speaks to what our relationships will bring us and how we can get the most out of them. Returning to this House's emphasis on sex, it's important to note that the French refer to an orgasm as 'le petit mort' or 'the little death.' When we reach that exalted state of communion, we leave a little of ourselves behind -- die a small death. One can also choose to view this as growth, a new beginning, the rebirth of the soul or a gain for the partnership. The Eighth House is an equal-opportunity House, placing sex, death and rebirth on the same level playing field and acknowledging the viability and importance of all three. We will all experience death and rebirth as part of our lives: failed relationships leading to new ones, career changes, a ne

Life On The Right Track? .. Lol
..I think I'm addicted to these things..lol Your Life is 69% Off Track If you're honest with yourself, you have to admit that you often feel like you're living the wrong life. It's a pretty easy conclusion to come to - because it seems like not a lot is going right. Consider finding a life coach or mentor. You need some encouragement in turning your life around.Are You Living The Wrong Life?

To My True Friends
If you are a true friend and stayed with me through thick and thin...I luv you... It has been a little tough adjusting to a new life. I have learned a valuable lesson...never let anyone control your life. You cant always depend on someone else, but I was. I luv my friends for listening when I needed to talk and for the ones who held me close to them when I needed loving. 2 inparticaluar....sorry if my spelling sucks I am tired. I have written one and hope that they write me back soon...Luv to all my friends... nighty night

A True Day
A new day begins when the old has died buried beneath a mound of rotting tongues. Propeled forward by the winds of hope The sun shines brightly in awaiting the horizon. The west can't see it The death of the day that was we mourn for her in pathetic weakness. Not yesterday, not tomorrow but today we mourn for that which was and that which will never be. Hope springs forward on golden rays just edging ever so close To the point to where it is visible at last then it dies like just like the past. To see the day, a living day, to truly see that day is a hope that someday will turn to truth and may someday shine brightly in these darkened eyes.

Going Home To Ohio
on oct29 at 6:45pm washington time my aunt who is partly paralised fell and ended up breaking her right arm..the break was a good break but she is in a lot of pain.. as of this friday i am on my way home back to my job and my loving husband.. i feel like i am abandoning her because she needs me more now then when i came to washington to help her after her carpal tunnel surgery on the 15th of october.. but if i stay i will loose my job and my marriage..so i took most of today and got her hooked up with home health where some one will come into her home everyday and help her dress bathe cook and clean... so i feel i have done a good thing for her and this gives me time to get my life together to get things in order so that i can move to washington with my husband and be able to get a job so support us plus take care of my aunt then...so why do i feel like i am leaving her helpless for now even though she qualifies for in home help until i get back to washington???

Horoscope
Life is too short to worry about the small stuff, so see if you can just let it all go and follow your mood throughout the day. If someone close is on your wavelength, spend all your time together. i know who that someone one is too:D

Air Scrabble -keep It Going
! CHANGE ONE LETTER OF THE BOTTOM WORD POSTED AND SEE WHO GETS STUCK AND CAN'T CONTINUE! RULES: YOU CANNOT ADD LETTERS YOU CANNOT USE FOREIGN LANGUAGES YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE LETTER Send it back to the person that sent it to you, plus 10 new people. STARTING WORD: foot

Where I Hang...
COME CHECK OUT YA BOY L.O.C. LIVE @ THE BLUE LOUNGE DJ L.O.C.~~Owner/DJ JUST CLICK HERE AND ENTER THE (BLUE) LOUNGE (repost of original by 'DJ L.O.C. ~Blue Lounge Boss~' on '2007-11-03 22:46:41') (repost of original by '~SexyMegNot4u~ Blue Lounge Bar Manager' on '2007-11-03 23:36:00') (repost of original by '♥ Ðj Çhµlå Gº† Ðå† Kîllå G®îñd ♥' on '2007-11-04 00:53:55') (repost of original by '*MaMaSiTa*Mija* Personal Assistant For DJ L.O.C. @Blue Lounge' on '2007-11-04 01:38:46') (repost of original by

Does Anyone Love Me?
Is there anyone out there that is willing to buy me a VIP? tell you what whomever buys me one i will put the name of the lounge and or your name if you dont belong to a lounge in mine and wear it for 30 days (the amount of the vip) so i ask does anyone love me enough to buy me one?

Guy Fawkes Poem
Remember, remember, the 5th of November The Gunpowder Treason and plot ; I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'Twas his intent. To blow up the King and the Parliament. Three score barrels of powder below. Poor old England to overthrow. By God's providence he was catch'd, With a dark lantern and burning match Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King! Hip hip Hoorah ! Hip hip Hoorah ! A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope, A farthing cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down, A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar,' Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head, Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.

Love Can Build A Bridge
Id gladly walk across the desert With no shoes upon my feet To share with you the last bite Of bread I had to eat I would swim out to save you In your sea of broken dreams When all your hopes are sinkin Let me show you what love means Love can build a bridge Between your heart and mine Love can build a bridge Dont you think its time? Dont you think its time? I would whisper love so loudly Every heart could understand That love and only love Can join the tribes of man I would give my hearts desire So that you might see The first step is to realize That it all begins with you and me When we stand together Its our finest hour We can do anything, anything Keep believin in the power Love and only love Love and only love

Moving Forwad In Reverse.....
Tumbling from a nest I never helped build, Soaring wings borrowed and clipped, Endless hunger aft a serving of help yourself, Tommorow stays in the past of maybe, Maybe the nest was mine...... Danny Legend...

Good Reading
Most of what's in this we should take to heart. John Glenn said this that should make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: a. FDR led us into World War II. b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ... an verage of 112,500 per year. c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost … an average of 18,334 per year. d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost … an average of 5,800 per year. f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French

Isight Part Two
Putting a salute together- this one may actually work. Also detaching myself from Yahoo groups that have public or member-accessible (as opposed to admin-only accessible) membership lists (and checking to see if the one I co-admin does.) That just invites spamming. And of course voting before 9 this eve.

Just One Of Those Weeks
So things this last week have felt kinda shitty. Nothing terrible happening just... one of those weeks. 1] My period started on halloween night, and its still going. Wouldnt be weird except im on birth control pills and I bled 2 weeks ago and will be bleeding again in another week and a half. Altho with the likelyhood of PCOS I guess its not weird. 2]I payed the bills yesterday. Or a few of them atleast. Ive still got a $250 initial cable bill and I still owe like $300 on the power bill, Ive probably got untill next week before I get another shutoff notice. 2.5]My personal Property tax was $200 more then I thought it was going to be, So I had to barrow $200 from mom, the week after I finally get her paid off from money I owed her before. 3]Gotta refinance my morgage this month, and it looks like my payments are going up. 4]Woke up this morning to Edward(cat) pulling a plant off a shelf in my office. So at 7:308:00 am I got to clean up dirt and plant from my shelves, floor

More On Values, Ethics, And Society
Over the past three millennia, social scientists, historians, and ethicists have all debated the history, purpose, and reason for the development and subsequent failure of ethical systems in society after society. From these endless studies, several facts appear obvious, yet ignored. First, the ancient Judeo-Christian concept of 'original-sin' as described in basic prediaspora Catholic/Christian theology was and remains an extremely useful tool for social indoctrination, because (1) it provides a reason for evil while also allowing people to accept that evil is not the fault of the given individual; (2) supplies a rationale for why people need to be taught ethics and manners; and (3) still requires that people adhere to an acceptable moral code. Second, genetic studies have since revealed that only a small minority of human beings have a strong genetic predilection toward either 'morality' or 'immorality'. This has historically posed a problem for any civil society based on purel

Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com

Life
yep life its what we all go through waiting for death neway lifes pretty good its all good got money go t paid got my hustle on got high so shit lifes goin good i suppose could be better cant wait till i get off probation it will be a badass party as soon as i get off lol

Mom You Are So Loved By All Of Us
MOM IF I COULD TAKE YOUR PAIN AWAY I WOULD , IF I COULD HOLD YOU MOM I WOULD , YOUR ALWAYS IN MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AND PLEASE FOR US GET YOUR BUTT UP OR I WILL PERSONALLY WHOOP YOUR BEHIND Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com WE LOVE YOU MOM KAGE AND CHERIE ALL OF US DO

Kingdom Of Wolves
Their are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and follow them You will have to get a salute if u dont have one. If Enterested send a Friend Request to this Link below,ty. http://fubar.com/user/1193243 KOW&SOW HEADQUARTERS@ fubar

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Just Boredom Part 2...
I start to kiss down the right side of your pussy ever so close, but not close enough and start to kiss and suck hard on your right inner thigh as my right hand is so ever lightly rubbin' your pussy lips....... Lightly run my fingers over your pussy lips and just so ever lightly flick my tounge across your clit.. Just enough to tease you and make you want more... I slide myself back to the ankle of your left leg and start kissin' and lightly lickin' my way up your calf, your knee, your thigh until i reach your left inner thigh again.. I lightly lick and kiss your pussy lips and ever so gentle lick and kiss your clit, and slide myself back down and start kissin' and lickin' my way up your right leg. Lightly nibblin' and kissin' and lickin' your calf, the sides and under your right knee, your thigh, until I reach your inner thigh again.. This time I run my tounge ever so softly from the bottom of your pussy all the way up to your clit and so ever lightly lick and s

Tell Me Wutcha Really Think
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Miss My Dad
Yes dad the time has come. It has taken a year but now i really feel it. The lost of my Frind, idol , my teacher and my biggest supporter. Firs imove 1200 miles away form you then you get sick. Well you have been sick but noby knew just how bad you did not want us to worry about you . yet all yo uever did was worry about me and my three sisters and their kids. when it was time for you to need us you kept us in the dark until it was to late. These last few days have been hard for me and i am sure on the rest of the familly i am looking fowrsd to going home for christmas this year i just wish you could there I know aht deep down inside of all us yo uare going to be thre I will be strong in front of familly like i was at your funeral the biggest joke was i was the glue that would keep us togheter and so far ihave not let you down. I miss you and love love Frank

Karmically Bitchslapped
My life seems doomed. For the past 5 weeks or so, I've been experiencing some suck ass shit. My job, car, cell phone, and now computer have all pretty much gone kaput. I lost my job at the call center I was working at back in June. Last month I started a new job as an administrative assistant. It lasted a week and a day. I guess that's all it took for them to believe it wasn't going to work out.... I have no fucking idea what went wrong. I wasn't rude or dumb or slow. I just hadn't learned everything yet. I mean, you can't know EVERYTHING about a job you've worked at for only six days. My cell phone has been acting funny. The charger decided to stop working. Thankfully, I have a car charger that I can use. But I don't know if it's the battery or the charger part of the phone, but it doesn't keep a charge for very long at all. I charged my phone all the way earlier today and already (without me using it and I just received one missed call), it's lost 1/3 of the battery charge. WTF

My Bar Tab
This is fun to do. The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it! :) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your tota l fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive dr

Little Boy And $5
> A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. > The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. > The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: > Dear God: > Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

Taken For Granted
I am not very good at this writing so here it goes. This goes to my vey sexy and loving wife. I sometimes forget how tender and precious the touch of her lips are on mine and the fell for hands on my back or arms or just holding hands when we walk I take them for granted. I take for granted she is there for the girls taking care of them. Picking them up from school going to the ortho or soccer or what ever they need to do. Its been hard with my hours at work changing and not getting home till 9pm or later. she had a misscarrage 4 months ago and might be in the middle of another God I hope not. Honey I love you so much you are my other half for I am not whole with out you. Your Loving Husband Paul

Untitled Also
untitled (still needs a name) V1. Anger Fills me Changing me inside These fellings I can no longer Hide This love has grown old And we have become Cold the evil rises Eating away at me C. Turning black on the inside Growing Cold on the Outside Can you fell me I will love you I will hate you Kill me Hate me v2. The pain grows stronger I cant hold on much longer You have broke me down in this sorrow I drown You betrayed me Now I destory you c. Turning Black on the outside Growing Cold on the Inside Can you Fell me Hate me forever Love me Never Hate me Kill me v3. You cant fell me You wont defeat me You will see You are nothing now just a shadow I just walk away c. Turning black on the inside Growing Cold on the outside can you fell me Hate me forever Love me never hate me kill me

For One Hour Only !!!!!
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Bubba The Love Sponge
Hey everybody! I am in a contest for the Bubba the Love Sponge show and need rates on this picture. Please drop by and rate it, would really appreciate it! Thanks! http://www.btls.com/12boobs/?pid=148

Old St Nick
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! F

Fear
“Is fear inherent in the soul, as you said the angels feared the contact with the body? Fear is a shadow cast upon the light of the soul. And of what is that shadow? That shadow is of something that the soul does not know, something that is strange to it. For instance, take a person near the water who has never learned to swim; he is not acquainted with water, he is not at ease, there is his fear. Another person gets rid of that feeling of strangeness, he knows his own power over the water, he has no more fear. Therefore, fear comes from ignorance. As everyone fears to go in a dark room when he does not know what is there, so the soul in entering the body of clay naturally is frightened.” Hazrat Inayat Khan Sometimes people do things that I simply do not understand. I try to understand but it is not always possible. And then I get it, they are afraid. Which is totally understandable. From the paragraph above we could extrapolate that we begin our journey on the Earth in fear,

Flames Of Deep Blue
Flames of Deep Blue She had Burned me Again, I forsaw its Comming; Silent Dreams to withdrawl, all Her schemes stopped me from Running ; I came willing to the Slaughter, and I revel in the flames that burn blue in my conscious... And all is not Lost For only Words Burned in the Sarcoffagus ; Not going to Cry in the Night, As with the Blue Flames of befor; Yet alone I await for no-one to wrap upon my door; A Kiss to the Moon and another for Sky , IN Flames of Deep Blue another love set Alite By Satan and also jeffery alan stone Like What your reading ? Starlite cafe has Tons of My Work poetry and My Lyrics: More Poetry by Mr Korn aka satan aka Mr jeffery alan Stone © 2005 Satan and also jeffery alan stone (All rights reserved) I used my Pre -Adoption name of Stone I was Adopted at the age of 30 ...lol by my stepDad

Mia
Anyway. So i've been MIA for awhile now. Been busy with life, happens to the best of us. Work, relationships, kids, other stuff. It's not been the best month around here, but i'm gonna try to be on a little more often. Not promising anything. Anyway. Hope everyone has a great holiday. Have fun, stay safe, and remember: Be good, or be good at it. :)

When I Get Bored In Fubar
sometimes fubar gets so boring that i resort back to yahoo messenger so if any of you want to please look me up my email/yahoo id is tony_justin1979@yahoo.com or if you just want to talk add me thank you

Need Help Plez
UGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!! Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!! (repost of original by '¢¾Sheez¢¾Rate,Fan,Add¢¾' on '2007-12-01 20:24:22') (repost of original by 'ugly_guy32/ RATE,FAN AND ADD ME' on '2007-12-01 21:33:12') (repost of original by 'boy_toy' on '2007-12-02 18:04:32')

Nevermore
[a song i wrote] sometimes i don't even matter somtimes i'm his world but now his heart has wandered and i don't know when it will return look in to my eyes... and tell me your here... tell me your near look in to my heart and i see my soul know that i need you Nevermore... broken hearts, lies when will you see.... i don't wanna cry just hold me here in your arms... look in to my eyes... and tell me your here... tell me your near look in to my heart and i see my soul know that i love you the rain falls tonight to wash away your scent i miss you even more and now my soul is bent our love is nevermore [screamed] i needed your heart [whispered] our love is never more [screamed] you tore mine apart [whispered] nevermore [x3]

Love
What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds . The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make s

Another Tuesday
Watching my show i think way tooo much.. not being able to workout the nest i can is really upsetting me.. id rather work out at the gym less distractions.. will i ever get to what i want.. or maybe i see surgery in my future.. but i know it wont happen i am much stronger than that.. gym 3 times a week urgh. i hate it.. i want to go 5 times but i cant.. sometimes the af sucks and makes hubb working 12's.. but what can i do bout that nada.. smile and carry on.. i wont let this obesity.. (and yes i said it..) get me.. sorry if i repeat but i need to get it out

"a Memory Locked In Time"
I walk into the room and see mummy sleeping So peaceful as she’s lying there more beautiful than my eyes have ever seen. Her hair as black as a stallion, Her skin so soft and fair, Her dress the color of jade. Her pillow soft as sateen, The blanket to her hips with her hands folded neatly. The yellow roses by her side that say “We’ll miss you mummy; Love Bridgette and Daniel” Then I look at grandma and ask “Why is everyone weeping” She looks at me and says “Isn’t she pristine? I couldn’t find her favorite medallion. Do you like the way they did her hair? Do you know she loved giving medical aid? She always liked drinking the tea that was green. She always did things so sweetly. Did you know she was going to get a little toy spaniel?” I look back at her and say “Grandma you have not answered me.” “What do you mean?” “Why is everyone weeping when mummy is just sleeping?” “Your mummy is not sleeping my dear she went to live in heaven.” “Your mummy is not waking

This Is Deep!
After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen. I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him. The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin." The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this woman belongs in hell." He proceeded to

Written For N.b.k
This for you my special friend, for always being there for me. For sticking with me even when you could have turned your back on me. You gave me advice whether i wanted to hear it or not, but thank you it helped me to see that life isnt all the bad. Things will work out but it takes time. Making me understand things alittle more clearer. This is for you my special friend, for having patients with me. even when i said things that i know really bothered you, and I am sorry. You comforted me when the tears were falling, made me smile, made me laugh, you always knew what to say. You always let me know that you cared. I wish i were there to give you a hug just to let you how much i appreciate what you do for me. Thank you for everything. i realize that life is full of up's and down's laughter and tears, but i know one thing I could have never have gotten through if it werent for you my special friend. I hold you close in my heart, and forever you will be a bi

Addition To Hating Myself
Ok i know that is was confusing Ken and i Split a yr ago I am with Chris and have been for 6 wonderful mo I cheated on Chris with Ken resently and i know i fuked up I love Chris very much but so i do Ken I am confused and heart broken Chris and Ken both know of each other

I'm A Grandmother!?
Well, on Friday my oldest son had to bring home from school his brand new, "baby" daughter, which he named, Sabrina. For his sex-ed class, he is required to bring home a fully automated doll that cries and needs to be fed, and changed, etc. So far, things are not going well for Chris. The baby is crying every 10-15 minutes and has wanted to be fed or changed each of these times. LOL...this has greatly upset Chris. I'm glad that he is getting this experience. Although I know that it's nothing like having an actual baby, it does show him that he needs to be constantly responsible for something other than himself. Even if it's only for a good grade right now. Hopefully it helps him to make better decisions for himself when faced with being intimate with someone and using protection. I'll keep everyone posted.....

What It Means To Love A Soldier
"What it means to love a Soldier". She stands in line at the post office waiting to send a package to her husband, a U.S. Army Soldier serving in Iraq. Envelopes, pens, paper, stamps, sunscreen, eye-drops, gum, batteries, powdered Gatorade, baby wipes and Twizzlers. He said he needed the sunscreen and baby wipes. She threw in the Twizzlers. There's a common bond at the post office in this military town. People aren't just sending letters and packages; they are sending smiles, hope, love and just a touch of home. People look around at the others, sharing their concern, fear and pride. They take comfort knowing they are not alone. Passing through the gate leaving the Army post, she enters another world. A world filled with pawnshops, surplus stores, barbershops, fast food galore and, of course, "Loans, Loans, Loans." This is a life that includes grocery shopping at a place called the Commissary. A life that has her venturing to the Post Exchange, referred to as the PX, instead of

I Hate This
Why is that people will tell you that they will call you back or help you out and then just not do it? I HATE this. I try very hard not to make promises I can't keep...I feel like that's my job as a good friend to do what I say I will. Whether it be just a phone call or whatever. I don't think thats asking too much of my friends. OH WELL life will go on I just had to vent a little.

Just Letting Everyone Know ;)
Just letting everyone especially sisterhood and the ones i am closest to on here.To know that I will be in orlando on vacation wont be coming back til wednesday. Cant wait a much needed deserved vacation. Wishing everyone a great weekend, mu@@@h!

Parties,food...
I went to a church dinner tonight and we had volunteer preteens as servers, it was pretty fun. Especially since I shocked the one at my table with my food requests, Lmao. Well it's not like it's my fault if I hate jam on pork and the only way I was gonna get plain pork was ask for a diabetic menu, rofl rofl. The poor little guy just looked at me with a face I'D HAVE LOVED TO HAVE A CAMERA FOR,too freaking funny!!! his eyes popped way out and he went " youuuu????" and then 10 minutes later,I told him I wanted water with no ice ( not to shock the little fellow, I don't really drink with ice all the time,depends on my mood and how cold I am on that day ) . I refused to eat any apple pie cause it had cinnamon in it,and as you all guys know,I can't even stand the smell of that thing.The other options were brownies ( YUUUCKK ) and mint jello dessert ( YUUUUCKK AGAIN ). But leaving my food geekiness aside, it WAS fun,I got to enjoy a christmas cool show,I helped in the kitchen

Hi
My Femme name is derra my boy name is david .I am approximately 5'11" and weigh about 145 pounds. I've been on and off hormones and pump my small but noticalbe boobies I work as male and go out as Derra on the weekends and when I am at home. The dual life is difficult, but the reality is that a T-girl has few employment opportunities. It's a common situation with a transsexual. I am extremely kinky sexually may see me with the seventh fleet...maybe an officer or two, or the entire crew. I constantly play with my developing breast, I still work as a boy and I have been working at concealing them as much as possible, but lately I it has been a loosing battle. My body is waxed so to not show unsightly hairs. My eyebrows were tweezed within My ears were pierced I am Very sexy looking and a total slut when it comes to sex. I'm a T. girl who loves to be with those who appreciate T. girls.. especially other T. girls, but also men, and women, and couples.. open minded and uninhibited..

I Think This Is Bs
I really think it is getting to be sad, when one person can say that they think something that you have posted is NSFW, when there is nothing wrong with it. I thought that we were all adults on this site. If you get offended easy then you dont need to be on the internet at all. Grow up people. I had posted a mumm joking around asking if it was just me or are these people that keep commenting crap on peoples mumms either dumbasses or just talking to talk. everybody was joking around on it and then all of a sudden i get and email froom fubar telling me that somebody marked it NSFW and it was deleted. They also told me that if it happends again that my account will be deleted. This is suck BS. Have they not looked at most of the mumms that people post? And then you are not allowed to dispute the fact that it is not NSFW with them.

Work
the company i drive for thinks that just because the weather is bad that i can't drive in it i don't have a problem with it hell i love driving in snow but they cancal mr run back north and tharefor i'm stuck someware on long island sence yesterday my next run is monday morning so i wont get home till monday night sometime but that not what pissed me off thar esaying i only get layover pay for 12 hours i will get paied for monday going back north but i'm going to loose tuesday's pay what you you think about that? let me know

Tequila Cookies
"if you are looking for that special cookie recipe to share during the holidays, this is the one I make on Christmas Eve so I can deal with the "family" on this joyous occasion. TEQUILA COOKIES 1 cup of dark brown sugar 1 cup (2 sticks) butter 1 cup of granulated sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 1 tsp fresh lemon juice 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired) Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Cwp Names!!
FROM THIS MOMENT FORTH...THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SHALL BE ADDRESSED AS FOLLOWS... crazycameraboy - Morris Para - Floyd Majik - Bernice Mari - Jemimah Matt - Barney Snake - Stanley Mac - Leonard Death - Alfie Sparkles - Mildred Ames - Agnes Anti - Poindexter Faded - Gertrude Will - Archie Carrie - Florence Dig - Herbert Merci - Edgar Simply - Joyce Jay - Mr. Joyce Bigponz - Roy Lexi - Zelda Thump - Gerard Cereal - Whatever cereal brand Angi chooses for the day Random - Smee Todd - Quincy Always420 - Chauncy Timmy - Horace 210 - Franklin Pagan - Marjorie Munkee - Nellie Carion - ALbert Payne - Shirley Peaches - Myrtle Ghosty - Laverne Doc - Johnson Sinnful - Gepetto Dain - Hank Moo - The man formerly known as Moo Angi - Angi THESE NAMES ARE UP FOR GRABS. NAMES WILL BE ADDED AT THE BLOG POSTERS DISCRETION!! Maury Gilbert Bert Percival Sampson Wally O

12-21-07
Omg I'm finally back online smiles weeeeeeeeee.... Started moving on Saturday of last week. Sunday got hit with a blizzard of snow and still moved 5 loads. Monday was soposed to have phone on and nope whole phone box is hanging outside of the building lol no wonder it dont work. Now it's Thursday night and the phone guy was here most of the day and yes it works and I have my internet back. Thought I was going to lose it lol. Still have my big stuff stove fridge to move but other then that getting all settled in. Till later :)

Wtf Is Up With The Lounges Around Here!?
Ok, i belong to a lounge, but went to bed. Couldnt sleep and since no one was in my "home lounge" I decided to try some of the other lounges out. I went into like 3 or 4 other lounges and the people there were, shall we say "unfriendly". I got welcomed by maybe one person per lounge!!! I mean, most of them had so much stuff loaded into them that it took a while to load, but if they have that much stuff loaded into them, then they should take that into account and give a person so much time to say "hey" or "hi"! But even so I said "Hi" and got absolutely NO RESPONSE!!! I'm like WTF!? You would think that theyd be happy that new "blood", so to speak, was headin into their lounge, but nope, no hello back from anyone! These lounges on here need to wise up and realize that it's the members of fubar that make them work! Welcome new people into your lounge the same as you would a person that has been a member from the start! Damn! Legitimate Rant Over! LOL!

A Special Relationship To Be..
When two hearts connect in such a level to where nothing seems to be able to stand in their way. Trials and tribulations may come and go it just makes their love blossom and grow. Thorns and thistles may try to crop up,but the love and tenderness will put a quick stop. Heart to heart they beat as one a lifetimeof joy and peace between all sprinkled with tons of love,laughter yes some tears and understanding by both make it thru all or any misunderstandings they may indure and even the bad days taht come around,but no matter what who or what is said by anyone if you can offer such a love then heck im all ofr it for ever and eternity for there "Can Only Be One". One love that is true and everlasting and that my dear friend is the best love of all... This is written to my One and Only Love The Highlander whom ill love with all my heart for the days and years and eternity to come...

Shrek 3
Fun and lighthearted. Certainly enjoyable. My favorite scene was when the princesses decided to fight back after burning their bras. Snow White lead the charge by singing her sweet songs to summon the animals then transitioned into Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song for all the animals to attack. That was so sweet!

Happy Hour Success
Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. 186 members leveled up during your happy hour: 12/31/07 283 members leveled up during your happy hour: 1/1/08 Thank you everyone, hope you all had a good time. - Black Knight.

Pictures
Just in case you didn't know, I added another folder of pictures. So if you're bored or it's happy hour, you can rate my pics in there or any of the other regular folders. You don't get pts for nsfw pics, just in case you were unaware, I found that out months ago. So if you do go in the nsfw folder you can leave comments but make sure you show me some love in the other folders. Other than that? Er.... maybe I'll put some more pics up later. Ciao! And as always if you rate me I'll return the love. Gracias!

Another Loss
Brewer, Jason H. (Memoriam) - JASON H. BREWER Nov. 11, 1985 - Sept. 16, 2001 Our hearts were broken on Sept. 16. There isn't a day that goes by ... jason commited suicide in chesire jail he was on trial as an adult an had paralized his best friend in a car accident "u will never be forgotten i luv u alwayz my bestfriend" JASON H. BREWER Nov. 11, 1985 - Sept. 16, 2001 Our hearts were broken on Sept. 16. There isn't a day that goes by that you're not dearly missed. You were a loving son, grandson and brother to us all. You are now at peace and in Heaven. Jason you will live in our hearts each and every day forever. With all our love, Mom, Grandma, Grandad, Nichalos, Victoria, Paris and Francis, Jr. and everyone else who loves you Jason Hannibal Brewer, 15, of Elm St., Windsor Locks, died Sunday, (September 16, 2001). He was the beloved son of Gloria (Brewer) Peluso of Windsor Locks. Jason was born in Denver, CO and was a former nineth-grade student at Enfield High School. Besi

Who Will Control Your Thermostat?
January 04, 2008 Who Will Control Your Thermostat? By Joseph Somsel "There is nothing wrong with your thermostat. Do not attempt to adjust the temperature. We are controlling your power consumption. If we wish to make it hotter, we will turn off your air conditioner. If we wish to make it cooler, we will turn off your heater. For the next millennium, sit quietly and we will control your home temperature. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your thermostat. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... SACRAMENTO!"* Building codes and engineering standards are generally good things. Updating and improving codes and standards better protect us against earthquakes, for example, as we better understand the weak points and failure modes of existing construction techniques. Requirements that ensure proper handling of sanitary wastes can be largely credited with the increased life spans

Dork
oh the week ok, so this was a pretty damn good week. My kids did what they needed for the most part. Worked hard and actually are really putting their head to the pavement doing the work they need to. Friday was happy hour, went to Friday's with everyone and spent way too much money. That is always good. Got home after 10pm sometime. Met some new friends. Went to bed Today I went to a seminar on proving trigonometric functions in D.C. The speaker was amazing and really showed some new methods for proving functions based on the counting principle. So this makes some proofs very elementary. I liked it enough to buy his book. Talked to Jamie for a bit on aim, have not talked to her for a couple of weeks. That was good. tonight going to Rocket to Venus to chill and drink some brews. That will be fun. Tomorrow going to read this book and write a review on it for Morgan State. Hopefully get it published in the newsletter.

Do You Really Give A Sh*t?
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs

Changes
Just a note to see who read blogs and who is really a friend, i will be going throu my family and friends lists yet again while i still have my VIP,,, i will be deleting those who DONT * visit me * chat to me i dont want any point whores here who just added me for points and rates. If u havent read or visited me in a week i will be deleting u from my lists and i will be readjusting my family lists accordingly. There is so many cheats on here aswell, if u have no salute and i added u before i wanted them as a prerequisite u will be deleted also, i will NOT be supporting FAKE accounts I thank all those who regualarly visit and talk, to u love ya all and u all know it,. Bites, hugs, nibbles and smooches to all those who are TRUE. To those who are fake, i guess u dont even know because u dont even know i have written this Take care blessed be dark dreams Manda,,,,aka VixenParanormalGoth

Just More Boredom
1. Do you wear a name tag at work? Nah, my name is embroidered on my shirts oh then there is that damn card thign I am supposed to wear 2. What kind of car do you drive? Jeep Cherokee Sport right now 3. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell? Hehehe, chicken or beef supreme chalupa 4. Have you ever had a garage sale? Uhm, I don’t think I have, couldn’t be nice to people that long I don’t think 6. What kind of dog do you have? My doggie was my inter-species soul mate and I miss him greatly 7. What's for dinner tonight? Nothing, maybe some water 8. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? It was either a Bacardi and Coke or a Jager Bomb 10. Last time you were sick?.. This weekend 11. How long is your hair? Long enough to wrap your hands in a few times 12. Are you happy right now? Nah not really 13. What did you say last? No idea actually 14. Where did you go last? I came home 15. Do you drink beer? When I want to 16. Have your

I Love This
EVER let the Fancy roam, Pleasure never is at home: At a touch sweet Pleasure melteth, Like to bubbles when rain pelteth; Then let winged Fancy wander Through the thought still spread beyond her: Open wide the mind's cage-door, She'll dart forth, and cloudward soar. O sweet Fancy! let her loose; Summer's joys are spoilt by use, And the enjoying of the Spring Fades as does its blossoming; Autumn's red-lipp'd fruitage too, Blushing through the mist and dew, Cloys with tasting: What do then? Sit thee by the ingle, when The sear faggot blazes bright, Spirit of a winter's night; When the soundless earth is muffled, And the caked snow is shuffled From the ploughboy's heavy shoon; When the Night doth meet the Noon In a dark conspiracy To banish Even from her sky. Sit thee there, and send abroad, With a mind self-overaw'd, Fancy, high-commission'd:--send her! She has vassals to attend her: She will bring, in spite of frost, Beauties that the earth hath lost; She w

Tired
Tired of layig here alone. With no one to cuddle up to. Tired of walking by myself with no hand to hold no security. When I cry I cry alone. No one to comfort me or wipe away the tears. No one to laugh with my wold has but One joy. Theunconditional love of my son that I have to fight to see.

College Classes
I am on my third semester of classes Almost have a year down already 3 left to go. I am going to hopefully become a Elementry teacher. I went to a Intro to computers class, alot of it bores me since I know how to do alot of stuff, but I am learning a few new tricks, so it's not all bad. I am doing 13 credits lets see if I pull my hair out.

Wtf
I just don't understand, what makes a man or maybe I should put women in there too, CHEAT! I keep getting emailed or whatever, from men that are in a relationship already. I have not tried to play anyone, I know what I want in a relationship and will tell you what you want to know, I have no problems with that. I'm very open and honest, with what I'm looking for. So, why can't they, I just don't understand this. Just had to vent, because I have been played by the last one!! Good luck everyone!!

Fyi People
Ok, the stickies were so nuts today that I couldn't see any new regular bulletins.. so I now have my bulletins set to family only. If you have something you would like me to see, you're going to have to let me know in my shout, yahoo, or in a message.... The sad thing is that there were a few messages stickied 3 or 4 times... I'm not complaining... do what you want, just merely saying I can't see em if you aren't on my list now... hugs n smooches! ~BJ

Penguins
This is dedicated to my friend Gary whose poor beer supply is in dire peril as the evil and treacherous penguin king consistenly sends out his minions to steal it. These facts are for you, Gary. Educate yourself, my friend, so you may better protect the precious beer. Never give in! Never surrender!! Penguins are flightless sea birds of the Southern Hemisphere. In all, there are 18 species of penguins, found in South Australia, New Zealand, and off the coasts of Peru, Chile, and South Africa. Some species live as far north as the equatorial Galapagos Islands, but they are primarily cold-weather birds. There are seven species of Antarctic penguins: the Adelie, Gentoo, Macaroni, Chinstrap, Rockhopper, King, and Emperor. The Adelie and the Emperor are the two true Antarctic species. Penguins have a heavier skeleton than most birds, waterproof feathers, and specialized glands that extract and excrete excess salt. Their feathers, which even cover their bills and feet, combine with a t

Cheap Gas Racket Busted
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A gas station clerk is accused of defrauding her boss out of nearly $50,000 by selling fuel to her family and friends for a tenth of a penny a gallon. Police arrested 25-year-old Madeline Jordan on Sunday — along with her mother, brother, a cousin and two others — after setting up a sting at the BP station in South Charleston. The station's owner told police last week he had noticed a significant drop in his income and found receipts that listed the deeply discounted rate. Police alleged that for several months Jordan, of Nitro, had reset the price at the pumps every Sunday morning and allowed people she knew to fill up. There was no immediate word if any of the six had secured attorneys to speak for them. The Kanawha County Courthouse was closed Monday in honor of Martin Luther King Jr., and calls to the South Charleston Police Department were not answered

Shout Box Ekok Size
Certain men on fubar have assert that with their e penis, they tend to be more appealing to the female,hopefully she will be soaked in her panties, knowing that how huge his penis is. These men should be noted for the attempts for trying to impress chriswayne87: im on cam on yahoo 11 inches

Trust
When trust is lost... You can never rebuild upon it again, the person, who betrayed your trust is cast in shadows and doubts. It's false to believe once you break it, you can erase it or ever be trusted without questions? ©2008 Firestar I write this because of issue that I have to face with someone that was dear to my heart and soul, when I found Theo and David having the same pictures. I was made to end my friendship with two men that can not be the same man in pictures. I do not add or judge no one, but when people have to use fake pictures to say its them and you find another person with same picture. It causes trust to be broken. I hated to delete and block David aka Drkangel6, but I do not like fake people. When doubt is there....I must and will end my relationship with someone that is coming across fake, until proven real.

Would You Elect This Person?
Just in case you may think this person would make a good president. Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record' which she says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' -and her seven years in the Senate. Here is a reminderof what that record includes: - As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill Bradley and Pat Moynahan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would 'demonize' anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.) - Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations (Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood) were forced to withdraw their names from consideration, and the

So..
I wanted to game Friday and Saturday nights but that kinda got chopped and screwed. I was horribly irritated and not because of the reason everyone thinks, it’s because of the disrespect of asking someone about gaming for 2 weeks straight and then when we get ready to game NO ONE was into it. Everyone was into something else. Ok so I’m pissed within the first five minutes of gaming. My boyfriend and I were completely clueless; we were there to have fun and to game. Well we’re sitting there and one of my “best friend” is talking about a dream she had about 5 guys and 3 girls, one of the guys happened to be my boyfriend, nothing to do with me, and had his x in it. Well we are gaming, get going about 5 minutes, I run to the restroom come out and my bf’s x is there. So I get pissed. We tried to finish gaming, but everyone’s attention was on her and this dream my “best friend” had. Reason I say “best friend” the way I am is because she was the one that invited her over. My boyfriend and I b

Love The Hellcat !!
HAHAHAHA FOOLED YOU, HAD TO GET YOU TO LOOK!!!! GO CHECK OUT A FABULOUS LADY A GREAT FRIEND AND SUPPORTER BE HER FRIEND AND SHE HAS YOUR BACK YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID GOT TO LOVE THIS SEXY WOMAN RATE HER, FAN HER THEN ADD HER SHE RETURNS THE LOVE GO GO GO DO IT NOW JUST CLICK ON ANY OF HER PICS

Clouds
Clouds have been here, for millions of years one with the rivers, and flowed through our tears They been cleansing this earth, sense the oceans blue rising again towards the heavens, to be renewed If you can talk to a Cloud, what would it say Teach us of life, and lessens we've strayed all the wars and battles, witness the dead but becoming new life, instead of stained red retaining all memories, of life forms which was the infinite wisdom, a common thread to discuss A Cloud then could communicate, with all levels of life for it would have family history, and a understanding mind To the largest tree, to the smallest cell made from the same elements, sprang up from this same well if Clouds have been here, for so many years Could the memories they hold, bring us to fears Fears that there is so little, that we understand Feeds life, feeds growth, all processes recycled again So think to yourself, when you see a cloud passing by I wo

Stress
SO WHY THE HELL DOES IT SEEM THAT NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY WE CAN NEVER STAY STRESS FREE. TODAY IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE, THIS MORNING I MEANT TO WAKE UP GO GET MY SECOND SERIES OF ANTHRAX VACCINATIONS AND THEN GET SOMETHING PERSONAL CHECKED OUT. INSTEAD I GOT MY ANTHRAX SHOT, THEN BLOOD DRAWN, THEN A PPD DONE ON MY LEFT ARM, AND FINALLY ON THE SAME ARM I GOT THE SMALLPOX VACCINATION. AFTER ALL THAT WAS DONE AND IT ONLY TOOK FIVE HOURS I THOUGHT THE STRESS WAS DONE. NONONONONO. MY MOM IS GOING TO HAVE SURGERY AROUND HER HEART NOW. TODAY IS AWESOME AND I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE CAN BASK IN THE GREATNESS THAT IS TODAY JANUARY THE TWENTY NINTH. GOOD DAY SIR.

Here And There
Greetings visitors to my profile, fans, friends, and family. I'm sure the exclusive few of you I communicate with on a regular basis have noticed my staggared presence on Fubar, and by staggered, I mean irregular, not my ability to walk a straight line. I wanted to offer a brief explanation to those who do not already know, as I have already typed this out several times to some of you. A friend of mine has seen fit to break her ankle and may not put any weight upon her foot for 8 weeks. As I am qualifed in certain areas of the medical field, I have been requested to assist her in her time of need. She does have a PC and is connected to the internet, but her computer does not have some of the capabilities as mine, and is not able to discern certain tags some of you are leaving as comments, so please do not be upset if I have to ask about them. A number of my fellow...healers have requested information about her in an attempt to focus energy in her direction. To all those capable

Why Mr. Potato Head Is The Perfect Man...
If he says something stupid, I can rip his lips off and shove them up his ass... If he looks at something he shouldn't or just looks at me the wrong way, I can rip his eyes out and shove them up his ass... If he sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, I can rip it off and shove it up his ass...

Just Fucking Dont!!
Don't tell a girl you love her, if you don't Don't tell a girl she is your world if she isn't Don't tell a girl you'll call her if you won't Don't tell me i'm that girl again, i'll slit your throat. Don't befriend a girl to betray her, Don't feed her lies, to sway her Don't use your mind to get inside her head Don't call me that girl again, i'll see you dead. Don't think i can be bought with cheap romance and wine Don't think im the kinda girl, to slut about in line Don't mistake me for someone who's playing this fools game Don't play the girl, who can forget your name Just fucking don't.

02-03-08 (super Sad)
Feb. 03, 2006 Hello sports fans? I'm excited and bothered at the same time - Knowing this is the last game of the season ... Kinda takes away from the "Whole" event for me. I mean - I don't really care much about either team. So I had to buy into a poll just to perk a little interest for me. Funny thing: When I say buy in ... It's just fubucks Did anybody else figure out that if you put the 50,000 on both teams ... That the worst you can lose is 25,000? Compared to 50,000 I'd say that's the way to go ... But I didn't have enough for both. so ...

Just 5 Minutes Of Your Time
OK MY BISHES, IF YOU LOVE ME, AND I KNOW YOU DO, PLS COME OVER FOR 5 LIL MINUTES TO HELP THROW A FEW COMMENTS DREW'S WAY FOR HER CONTEST...I'M SURE THE FEELING OF HELPING HER OUT ALONE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE...ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK ON HER PIC BELOW AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE...THANK YOU MY BISHES...TINA

Fake It
Seether Fake It Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world You lost your self-esteem along the way Yeah Good god your comin up with reasons Good god your dragging it out Good god its the changing of the seasons I feel so raped SO FOLLOW ME DOWN And just fake it if your out of direction Fake it if you don't belong Fake it if you feel like a ? Woah your such a fuckin hipocrite And you should know that the lies wont hide your falls No sense in hiding all of yours You gave up on your dreams along the way Yeah Good god your comin up with reasons Good god your dragging it out Good god its the changing of the seasons I feel so raped SO FOLLOW ME DOWN And just fake it if your out of direction Fake it if you don't belong Fake it if you feel like a ? Woah your such a fuckin hipocrite Whoah Whoah I can fake with the best of anyone I can fake with the best of em all I can fake with

Shattered Dreams
Life always changes course It never stays the same Dreams are set into place And within a second they are taken away Feeling empty Tossing your day aside Feeling as if you have nothing Except for that tear in your eye Gripping your life Feeling the pain as it grows No hand to reach out to Because nobody knows

I Collect The
I collect them all, of what she has given to me. I collect the experiences, small treasures in my mind that fade with time, but are never dulled or lost. The voice, the touch, and the pleasure for all time to be used upon my request.

Just A Thought
Lately I have been thinking alot about "online friendships". Some say they are not REAL..and for the most part, I probably will not meet most of you in the flesh. But that doesn't mean that I care any less, or feel any less for any of my "on-line" friends than I do the ones that I actually have the ability to see on a weekly basis. There are some of you that I talk to more than my own family..and some that I only say hi to once in a while....but each one of you has touched my life in some shape or form. I started writing a poem about "things left unsaid"...it's about regrets...and I haven't quite got it "just right" yet. Anyway, the long and the short of it is this...for those of you that come and read this, (and I know certain ones will)..I never want you to doubt that I care about you, and that I think of you...and that I value your friendship. In a way, small or large, you have touched my life. You have made me laugh, cry, feel better....and I want you to know that I am

F*ck Startbucks
I like a really great cup of coffee... But I guess I won't be drinking Starbucks anymore!!!! Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once

Losing Your Love
DEDICATION Sometimes I sit and wonder as the years go by, how it would have been if you hadn't died. Remembering the times, the laughter we shared, how I wish you were here instead of up there. I remember the color of your eyes and that time we got caught in a lie :) You were taken much to young, our lives together had just begun. The touch of your hand, our first kiss, you just don't know how badly your missed. you were my life, my lover, my friend my love for you will never end. DMP 8/06

Can You Believe This Is, Only In Ny
Well I had to go on SSI quite a few years ago due to fibromalgia and a few other health complications which cut me down to $594 a month. Thankfully or so I thought I had HUD, they help you out with rent when your low income. Well I stayed somewhere for 9yrs, the landlord was so Happy I was on HUD cause it was a check sent to him the 1st of every month and then the rest by me. By the end of the 9yrs. he didn't want to deal with HUD anymore, why? because they wanted him to keep the place up and safe for my children and me, so HUD gave me 60 days to find a place, which was not an easy task because they only allow a lower amount than most of the apartments around here. Well I thought I got lucky and found a place off a so called good friend, little did I know the place was up for foreclosure. In the mean time I payed my security, fixed the place up so it would pass HUD even though that wasn't my job and signed a years lease with the owner and HUD. Well Last August I had to get out. The pla

Thirsty Thursday
Here it is...thursday...just another day in the life ya know? Been working on cleaning the house, doing school work and trying to keep myself busy to keep from going crazy. I really wish I had a life sometimes.

"ever Lasting Love"
To someone Special, in my life Thanks for sharing ur story with me. I shall remember you,my love as long as I am here,and life still holds a memory of any yesteryear as long as there is a breath in me and vision in my mind of all we had together once and all we left behind your laughter in the morning when the sun was on the street the gentle silence in the dusk when shadows touched our feet the song that echoed softly in the words of every verse. When we agreed to share our lives for better or for worse. I shall remember you, my love for all the wondrous past. And I shall love you faithfully how ever long I last.

Gun Control
Ahh, here we go, the ever so fun topic of gun control laws. There are always people quick to point out that if there were no guns in the hands of civilians then there would be less crimes committed. Less crimes involving assault and homicide in any case. This is coming out even more everytime some low life decides to take weapons onto campus or to a place of work. Fortunantly for the gene pool these people usually either die by their own hands or by law enforment officers. Austalians were forced to give up 640,381 personal firearms. These included .22 rimfires that were semi-automatics. One year later here are some results on how their excellent system has worked so far: Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2% Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6% Australia-wide, armed-robberies are up 44% (yes, FORTY-FOUR PERCENT) In the state of Victoria, homicides-with-firearms are up 300% Figures over the previous 25 years show a steady decrease in homicides-with-firearms (chang

For Newbies To Contests
Hey everybody some tips for newbies to the contests ok here goes this is a link pic to the contest you click it and it will take you to the contest when it starts then you comment it lots and lots of times this is simply known as comment bombing and your points needed will be reduced and help you closer to leveling up I just hope this helps you to understand how to comment bomb in contests for people from Bruce

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THIS IS THE HOTTIES S.W.A.T TEAM RATE/FAN/ADD THEM Ryot Gyrl~DJ for Centerfolds~ Asst Chief 2nd Alarm S*W*A*T ~Hotties R Us Cncl Mbr~ Drew64_42nd Alarm Hottie Head Enforcer of SWAT♘♣Member of Hotties R Us♣ Violet~Captain 2nd Alarm Hottie S.W.A.T.* LIL MZ. VIXEN*2ND ALARM HOTTIES *LT. SWAT TEAM*SO*CUTE*SO*NAUGHTY*SO*CAL*FAMILY PROUD & STRONG

Day 2 Of Treatment 10 More To Go
today was day 2. This time not so bad, I dont guess. Still just feels like a bad case of the flu. Ten more to go I can so do this!!! I know I can beat this thing, and hell lets all go bald together!!! just a little hair has come out but not much.. Thank goodness I have thick hair.. I did get it cut shorter though and in layers so it wouldnt be so noticeable though... Gotta keep fighting, cause I am so determined to make cancer my bitch!!

Thank You Hope
I love you with all my heart babygirl. Thank you so much for being you and thank you for letting me be the person I am when i'm around you. You're simply incredible and this Dido song is my way of thanking you for everything :) I love you. My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad I drank too much last night, got bills to pay, my head just feels in pain I missed the bus and there'll be hell today, I'm late for work again And even if I'm there, they'll all imply that I might not last the day And then you call me and it's not so bad, it's not so bad and I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life Push the door, I'm home at last and I'm soaking through and through Then you hand me a towel

I May Be Only 18
but it all depends on jus how things like to pan out in Relationships.. which will tell just how old one really is.. though i havent been around as long as others.. doesnt mean im not familiar with walking around the block a few times.. gimme a chance.. im 18.. Single.. and am fairly willing to get to know quite a few people.. come on.. whats the worst of it all ;)

Shoshone Love Song
Fair is the white star of twilight, and the sky clearer at the day's end; But she is fairer, and she is dearer. She, my heart's friend! Far stars and fair in the skies bending, Low stars of hearth fires and wood smoke ascending, The meadow-lark's nested, The night hawk is winging; Home through the star-shine the hunter comes singing. Fair is the white star of twilight, And the moon roving To the sky's end; But she is fairer, better worth loving, She, my heart's friend.

Not That Much Of Anyone Reads These
YEAH NOT THAT MUCH OF ANYONE READS THSESE BUT A FEW AND I DO MEAN A FEW SELECT FRIENDS OF MINE, BUT JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE INCASE YOU DIDNT CATCH THEM THAT I POSTED NEW PICTURES AND THAT I AM GOIN THRU MY FRIENDS LIST ONCE AGAIN DELETING PEOPLE THAT NO LONGER TALK..YA KNOW HOW IT IS.... OH YEAH I GOT A NEW MAN CHECK HIM OUT IN MY NEW PICS HE IS REALLY COOL...LOL ANYWAY I AM OUTTA HERE FOR THE NIGHT I AM SO DONE WITH THE BOREDOM GONNA WATCH MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND THEN HEAD TO BED I HAE GOT SO MUCH STUF TO DO IN SO LITTLE TIME...LOL WELL HOLLA AT YA ALL LATER TO THE FEW SELECT FRIENDS I GOT ON HERE...I LOVE YOU GUYS...YA ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Praise Mecca
After 6 months of metaphorically wrestling with World Financial Network National Bank, those dickheads FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY accepted the fact that I did not open the Victoria Secret credit card this bitch opened in my name. They were calling me every day, sending mass mailings that would all end up at my address, sending me bills, the whole nine yards. When I would talk to them on the phone, depending on the day, I would get different reasons why they were holding me responsible, anything from "the items were delivered to your house" to "you haven't given us a name of the person to get our money from" (which is total bullshit because I did). I kept sending them the number to contact the detective I was working with because he could verify I was the victim of identity theft, they would continue to call me and never once him. This company was a real bitch to deal with. I would ask them "what do I have to do to get this off my credit report?" I would do what they said and

Childhood
1. How old were you in 1980? I HAD TURNED 1 IN MARCH. 2. How old were you in 1989? 10 3. Were you a Toys R' Us kid? NOT REALLY, JUST FOR SOME TOYS. 4. Did you watch Transformers? HELL YEAH I DID. 5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen? YES I DID. 6. Did you own a Lite Bright? OH YEAH, I LOVED THOSE. 7. Who is your Favorite Golden Girl? SOPHIA, AND I STILL WATCH THAT SHOW ON LIFETIME, HAHAHA. 8. When someone says " Who you gonna call? " You think... GHOSTBUSTERS. 9. What was your favorite toy? MY PLAY KITCHEN. 10. Did you have a Pogo Ball? I THINK SO. 11. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block? OH YEAH 12. Which New Kid was your favorite? JORDAN OF COURSE. 13. Did you play M.A.S.H? YES AND IF I DIDN'T LIKE THE ANSWER I WOULD DO IT AGAIN! 14. Did you watch The Care Bears? YES! 15. Did you have Jelly bracelets? HELL YEAH I DID!!!! 16. Did you have a charm necklace and/or bracelet? YEAH! 17. Did you own a glo-worm? YUP! 18. Did you ever o

Promoter Contest
Ok I'll admit this...its been slow recruiting all by yourself. I am giving away a Happy Hour to the best promoter that is working for me. Its easy...well maybe for you it is but not for me. Besides promoting my lounge, you have to recruit the most members with verification of course. The winner who recruited the most members wins the Happy Hour. Fill out the Promoter Application ASAP so you can get started. Previous Happy Hour winners given by me disqualifies you for this promotion. Ty.

All About Me!
What Traci Means You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are ve

~*mylove~*~
LOVE IS MY HEART LIKE YOU. MY LOVE IS FOR YOU ALWAYS FOREVER. MY HEART IS TO LOVE YOU FOREVER FOR LIFE. BELIEVE MY LOVE FOR YOU, it will always be true forever and always. MY HEART, MY SOUL, MY MIND IS FOR YOU ONLY YOU FOREVER. I THINK ALOT ABOUT YOU MY LOVE, I DONT WANNA LOSE YOU. YOUR MY EVERYTHING

Disbelief
Someome showed up at my door at 11:30pm last night. My heart did drop to my feet cause I never expected to see them. We talked about life and listened to music all night and it was just like old times. They just left about an hour ago. It was great, just seemed to great. I fear I should be wary of fishiness in the air....I dunno. That is all. :-s

Boys Puppy Stolen
By Roselee Papandrea / Times-News March 15, 2008 - 8:17PM SWEPSONVILLE NC - Eleven-year-old Nathan Stutts just wants his little dog back. His 3-pound chocolate Chihuahua, named Copper, has been missing since Thursday, and Copper's owners think someone took him. Copper, a 3-pound chocolate Chihuahua, has been missing since Thursday. Copper got out of Amanda Cantrell's house on East Main Street in Swepsonville at about 4:15 p.m. Thursday. Cantrell's boyfriend was cutting the grass in the back yard at the time. Copper followed Cantrell's 5-year-old son out the door. About an hour later, Cantrell, who was still at work, learned that the dog was missing. "When I got home, we started walking up and down the street calling him," Cantrell said. They searched everywhere for Copper and asked neighbors if they had seen the 6-month-old puppy. One neighbor said he saw someone in a "red, bus-type vehicle" stop and pick up the Chihuahua. "He said they stopped the vehicle, o

The Wizard
So spoke the wizard from his mountain home. The vision of his wisdom means we will never be alone. And I dream, of my magic night, with the million silver stars as my guiding light. Uriah Heep Demons & Wizards

Auction's Over!!! Come See Who Won Who!!!!
AUCTION IS CLOSED!!!! SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE'S NEW OWNER!!!! #1: #1 Cincinnati Reds Fan! Fu-Engaged to Mariposa! Check My Blog for Auction Details!@ fubar OWNED BY: DJ~YUM YUM~ WIFE TO DJ~MR.KIDD ROCK~Owned By Beagle@ fubar #2: GENTLYROUGH@ fubar OWNED BY: DJ~YUM YUM~ WIFE TO DJ~MR.KIDD ROCK~Owned By Beagle@ fubar #3: ۞¤PUNISH&ENSLAVE¤۞**XXTABOO^MAFIAXX**(*)SDMF(*)**@ fubar OWNED BY: DJ~YUM YUM~ WIFE TO DJ~MR.KIDD ROCK~Owned By Beagle@ fubar #4: SpizZyGooDNesS ♥Crushed by RaZorsEdge♥Head Manager @ The Hot Spot@ fubar OWNED BY: DJ~YUM YUM~ WIFE TO DJ~MR.KIDD ROCK~Owned By Beagle@ fubar #5:

-sigh-
Take some time and actually read this, it's a guy talking... IT'S 7TH GRADE. I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called 'best friend'. I stared at her long silky hair. And I wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that. I knew it. After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before, and I handed them to her. She said 'thanks'. And gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her. I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'. I love her but I'm too shy to tell her, And I don't know why. IT'S JUNIOR YEAR. My phone rang. On the other end it was her. She was in tears. Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone. So I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa I stared at her soft eyes. Wishing she was mine. After 2 hours. A Drew Barrymore movie. And 3 bags of chips. She decided to go to sleep. She looked at me.

Update On Me
Ok, so as some of you know I had to have surgery on March 26, 2008. I had been having problems with my foot and had tried everything, so my doc suggested surgery. Well I am doing better. For the first few days I was highly medicated and pretty Dopey! I am stll in some pain, but it seems to be slowly improving. Hopefully I will be back to my normal self(whatever that may be) and I will talk to you all soon! Love you guys!!

Above And Beyond
Always be Fearless! Never fear what you can not control. Dare to go beyond the expected to a world of possibilities. Never say I can’t and don’t accept negativity. Deal in worlds beyond the now and live in dreams that reel. I see the unexpected and know just how you feel. It’s what I’ve known for ages and thought all were the same. I thought that my acquaintances to be like me...untamed. I never knew that in my world was this amazing place. Where often times I knew the man even though he had no face. I see the unexpected or feel the truth is close. When most content themselves with fact, I sometimes overdose upon the world outside the box. I finally feel at home with metaphysical fathoms That allow my dreams to roam. Searching beyond the facts, for truths left untold. A Lone Wolf can transend the worlds humans rarely see. It’s all a part of daily life when you finally believe. Come fly with me to distant lands or transgress time immortal. Into a world

Coustom Oder Your Next Date.....
Ladies pages custom order Your man today.. This is the page for the ladies to display their pics and their shopping list... If you are a man and you see a female here that you dig.. And you fit the shopping list she has then send her an email.. Just state you saw her here and that you feel you fit the bill... What do you have to lose? There is so much to gain... Rock on.. I'll be listing single ladies on here shortLy..

***in Giveaway, Need Help Please***
I'm in a Pick Your Prize Giveaway that ends on May 2, hosted by this amazing lady and very good friend of mine: Sexygranny1967~Shadow Leveler~ S*U*P*~ & F*W*C* Greeter~Proud owner of Fireman6187@ fubar I'm going for a 1 month VIP and all I need is 25,000 comments. Pic rates count as 10 comments. Just click on my pic link below.... .....and please help me bomb the hell out of my pic. Be sure to rate the pic, too. I'll return the favor when needed to. Thank you so much for any and all help!!! Don't forget to add the lady hosting it, she's such an awesome person!

Haunt
Haunt It robs your mind of reason It steals your self control You mumble You babble You tremble like a fool And for it all You’re left aside As you knew you would As you knew you should Self loathing Is self destruction

I Need Your Prayers!!
JUST WANTED TO LET ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE THAT MY MOM DIED THIS EVENING AT 8:30 PM....IT WAS ONCE AGAIN VERY UNEXPECTED.I HAD JUST LOST MY DAD IN JULY UNEXPECTED,AND HAVEN'T DEALT WITH THAT YET AND NOW MY MOMS GONE..PLEASE EVERYONE WHO KNOWS PLEASE SEND A PRAYER AND ANY ADVICE ON HOW TOO GET THROUGH THIS. THANKS, CYNDI

A Very Interesting Perspective...
A very interesting perspective... I hope you will all read this to the end. The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President; In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just isn't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we all so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and see more food in moments than some see in a lifetime? Maybe it is the abilit

Don't Talk To The Parrot...
DON'T TALK TO THE PARROT !!!!! > DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT > > > > > > Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had > > to > > go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key > > under > > the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail > you> a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog, Spike. He won't bother > > you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my > > parrot! > > I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he > > discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just > > as she > > had said, the dog just laid there on the carpet watching the repairman > > go > > about his work. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his inces

More Self Hate
Whats the point of taking "sexy" pictures if your own boyfriend doesn't even really wana check them out? He hasn't hardly seen a single one. i let almost 4k people have access to them, but if he doesnt want to see them, then i don't even want to take them. whats the point? Why bother? If the one person in the world that i want to appreciate and like the pictures doesnt even feel like bothering to figure out how to use the site and see them then why am i taking them at all? I feel ugly. Unattractive. Fat. When he says he thinks of me when hes horny he must be lying. I woudlnt think of me. The fat, the strech marks. The uneven boobs, the skin discoloration. The innertube-like stomach fat ring, chunky thighs, arm flab. The negative selfloathing phrases cut into my stomach. I want to take a razor blade and slice little lines all over my face, because then id have reason to hate it all. If i just scar myself up enough everyone else can see how ugly i really am. how ugly i feel. Why do

Sand And Stone...
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH. THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE. THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE OTHER FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN

Plz Help My Bff
I entered in a happy hour giveaway and would really like to get all of your help. I am at almost 2300 comments and need to get to 50,000. If you would please drop by my contest and leave some comments on it....also repost my bulletin if you would please. I would just really love to get a first time happy hour. Thanks so much for the ones that help me out with going by and commenting the contest or reposting my bulletin. I have some really great friends and I no if all my friends could get together and throw in a few comments...i will be to 50k in no time. Again Thanks for taking time to read this. Hugs to you. Giveaway hosted By: StrawBerrii Kisses (repost of original by '~♥~MommaTasha~♥~DYLONS DIVA MAFIA~♥~' on '2008-04-14 07:22:30')

A Sexy Lady In A Auction With A T....shirt And ? Look Inside Make You A Bid On Her!!!!
THIS IS MY FIRST AUCTION IN MY T-SHIRT AND WELL YOU GET THE PICTURE! STOP BY AND SHOW ME SOME BIDS TO MAKE ME SMILE..................................! HOSTED BY BIG POPPA BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE FREE STYLE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~' on '2008-04-15 22:40:04') (repost of original by '~THE DREAM TEAM~' on '2008-04-15 22:51:10') (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE FREE STYLE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~' on '2008-04-15 22:52:20') (repost of original by '~SCOBBY-DOO IS MY NAME AND BOMBING ON FUBAR IS MY GAME~THE DREAM TEAM~' on '2008-04-15 22:53:22') (repost of original by 'BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoN

Ready For Love
I wrote this for a great guy thats going to treat me right! This is what I imagine it will be like! Please dont rip me off and take my poem its all I have thanks! Ready For Love Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

Cellphone
Neither Freud nor Jung had anything to say about cellular phones. However, as they become more prevalent they are obviously making their way into people's dreams. Cell phones have changed from being a symbol of status to a symbol of security. We feel a sense of connection to our resources when the cell phone is nearby. If your dream includes a cell phone, you are probably seeing yourself as connected-or desiring connection with additional opportunities. There also may be a sense of wanting to change one's social status to necessitate use of a cell phone. Try to discern who you are calling and under what circumstances, as the phone may have a lot of symbolic lifeline or security image to it as well. Does it feel like a social crutch in your dream, or a helpful tool? Is it tying you down ... ringing incessantly and keeping you from experiencing a sense of peace in your sleep?

Looking Closely
My heart feels as if it is breaking apart With the stark realities of my life now Not ever wanting to look this closely Approaching the realization that Brutal honesty rests within myself and It is where I have been finally lead to Observing others as I often do Leads me to my own distraction Wandering around my life Projecting outwardly Requires me to not look within Just a rouse Cowardly I must say Just ask me I can tell you what to do About your problem But my own escape me To look so closely Putting feelings to what I have experienced Seems out of the question still To go down that path once more Feeling sure that I had dealt with it all Matured, forgiven, healed I mean I am a grownup, I survived! So let me have my peace Yet the sins of my past have managed To become my character defects Fearing the worse I have not dealt with any of it Just gotten busy, and forgot about it all Around and around we go Passing on our stuff Except it shows

I'm In An Auction!!! Begins May 4th!!!
THAT’S RIGHT FU-PEEPS I’M UP FOR AUCTION!!!! CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND LET THE BIDDING BEGIN!!!!! LEAVE ME SOME FU-LOVES….DO THE FU!!! (¯`•_Ðj ÂÑÐï_.•´¯)««ÇøþþëЯĥËãÐ§ ĻøüÑĠê»»@ fubar

Thank You For The Love!
I want to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart for all of the love shown to me Wed. & Thur during my pimpout. You guys are amazing. I was speechless from all the love you showed me. Thank you, thank you, thank you! ~Deb~

Follow Up At The Doctor's
I had my follow up appointment today. Apparently all the hormones are stable, no genetic mutations, I don't have Diabetes, and I'm not going to turn into a guy and grow a dick anytime soon. The fantastical news? I have Polycystic Ovary Syndrome. It's a girl problem that affects hormone production, fertility, and eventually can lead to Diabetes. Because eventually, everything leads to diabetes. The plan: I go on BC (yeah shut it, you 3) called Yaz, it supposedly treats the cysts and clears up acne (the yay part). I also need to lose some weight. Because I'm getting chunky. I'm not happy. At all. Way to ruin my friggin' Friday. *****************UPADTE********************** It's been a week since the evil doctor told me I'm a cow and need to lose 40 lbs. 40!?! I have gone down 4 and a quarter lbs. Been to the gym 5 times, including Yoga and a run at that beach. And then I horked down 4 slices of pizza tonight. Way to ruin the good streak, yeah?

Sexy Girl & Sexy Guy Contest
My lounge Leather & Lace is holding a contest sexy girl and sexy guy contest we offer a one month vip in each category for the winner. The contest will start may first and will run for a month the first one to reach 20 000 comment on their pic wins the vip. No drama or cheating will be tolerated and no down rating rules are simple but you brake them your out. I will hold the girls side and my fu wife babygyrl will hold the guys just click on the link below to submit your pic No NSFW accepted. You have till may first at noon to submit your pic and you must be on my friends list or babygyrls list to enter. This is for fun we want to promote my lounge and have fun so lets have a great time and good luck to every one. > > > > > > >

Seminars For Men
Please note, the names of some courses have been changed. Attendance for at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory: 1- Combatting Stupidity 2- You Can Do Housework Too 3- PMS: Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut 4- How To Fill An Ice Tray 5- We Do Not Want Sleezy Underthings For Christmas, Give Us Money 6- Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Drunk At 4:00 7- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks") 8- Parenting: No It Does Not End With With Conception 9- Get A Life, Learn To Cook 10- How To Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviousely Wrong 11- Spelling: Even YOU Can Get It Right 12- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 13- YOU: The Weaker Sex 14- Reasons To Give Flowers 15- How To Stay Awake After Sex 16- Why It Is Not Acceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere In The Washroom 17- Garbage: Getting It To The Curb 18- #101- You CAN Fall Asleep Without It - If You Really Try #102- The Morning Dile

Workouts For The Over 50's
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb. potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

Bragging About Kids
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he starte

Sooo Fuckin Depressed
so i have lost all hope in our justice systems.... 2008 must be the year to take kids away from their moms.... first my best friend has her daughter taken away from her and was given to her crack head father cuz he won custody behind her back.... and now me..... yesterday i lost custody of my precious daughter who has been with me for 5 years now..... her dad never wanted her and tried to waive his rights to her in court on 2 diff times..... yesterday him and my mom went up against me in the court room and i lost my babygurl to 2 scummy people who have no idea how much they jus fucked up my daughters head....ive never tried to keep my daughter frm her father he chose not to see her after we broke up ..... now all of the sudden out of no where he has her and i dont...... how is this even fair .... how can they give sum guy who tried to waive his rights twice custody for a 5 year old lil girl.... where does that seven seem right like i dontunderstand i really really really dont..... plea

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise,often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger

I Wept In My Dreams .
I wept in my dreams. I dreamed you lay in the grave; I awoke, and the tears still poured down my cheeks. I wept in my dreams, I dreamed you had left me; I awoke and I went on weeping long and bitterly. I wept in my dreams, I dreamed you were still kind to me; I awoke, and still the flow of my tears streams on.

When I Godmothered .. My Ty~
I Finally Made ... GodMother!!!!! Yayyyy and I want to thanks some super special people!!! First Mikey For The GodFather list~ Mikey@ fubar Then ThckNLuvIt!!! she is soo awesome!!! ~♥~Thcknluvit~♥~@ fubar My awesome friends Magicsfun~ love you two!! Magicsfun~fu spouses to Dream Goddess@ fubar Wonderful Mz.B~ Love you Baby~ ღ•Mz.ß•ღ - Member of Club F.A.R & D.S.C & Shadow Levelers@ fubar Fantastic TomK Love you loads!! tomk@ fubar Sweet SBMO8~ kisses and hugs~ (he is also trying for spotlight.. plz donate) SBM08 ~Sergeant-at-Arms Rate Spankers Leveling Club*~Fu-Owned by Carolena838~**{{Shadow Levelers}}**@ fubar Sassy Stephanie Lynn~ love you doll!! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Stunning HisSweetObsession~ hugs and kisses~ ♥HisSweetObsession♥ ~~ *Rate Spankers* ~~ *Shadow Levelers*@ fubar Beautiful MAIASIDHE Hugs and kisses MAIASIDHE

Path
Wwhen your path seems narrow and shadows burk behind keep moving forward althought its an uphill climb Never look into the past focus on whats in store always reach for your dreams believe you can be more and if some dark day the rain begins to fall close your eyes and think of sunshine and you can erase it all when your heart gets broken and you think you'll always grieve remember you can move mountains if you only BELIEVE

Just Updating
Just giving everyone that doesn't have the updates the scoop. The boys are great they both love the new place and they have their own playroom now. I love that feature keeps the rest of the house clutter free :) I have a wonderful man in my life that keeps my head screwed on straight as i do for him. Full time working mom and soon to be a manager at the store i work for, cant wait for weekends off again. Other than that everything else is a day to day basis and whatever happens, happens. I live my life to be happy and to make my kids happy. The only thing that matters to me is a roof over their heads and food in their stomachs. Keeping in touch as much as i can give me a shout if you dont know all the details already.

She Drove A Failmobile...
This 32yo female was so kind as to demonstrate the kind of message that will get you ignored. She walked in and pooped fail all over the place: > === 'Fail' wrote the following at '2008-05-01 06:37:48'.. > > > > WOW what a mesg i can very much agree wit u about ur about me ...I am also not bout NSFW PICS either lol they r a turn off 2 &..the points also here 2 met new ppl n love 2 chat ... LOVE UR PAGE ... YOU GO BROTHER LOL I think she is referring to my rules under about me... The one's that demand legible writing and a minimum of acronyms... === 'Sand Eater' wrote the following at '2008-05-01 06:42:18'.. > > omg is this message coded?... lmao! Glad you liked it, sister. Chat me up any time but I'll need more letters included to understand you. > 'Fail' okie dokie bro lol ... whenevr ur ready 2 chat send a shout lol Oh,sure, can't wait to talk to you over the fucking shoutbox... I have nothing better to do than decode your BS.

Aces To All The Fellas
HELLO FUBARIANS! HOPE UR DAY IS LOVELY SO FAR! I'M HERE TO TELL U ABOUT SOME OF THE HOTTEST SEXIEST GUYS ON FUBAR!! THEY HAVE SHOWN ME MADD LOVE AND I WAS HOPING YOU COULD DO THE SAME FOR THEM! TRUST IT WILL BE RETURNED!! LADIES!! FAN//RATE//ADD//CRUSH THESE GUYS! THEY ARE THE FINEST FU-FRIENDS AROUND!!ALL THESE GENTLEMEN ARE IN MY FU-HEART AND THEY ARE RESPECTFUL AND FUN TO FU-AROUND WITH!!! SCOOP@ fubar who hotter than me? owner&r/l of miss trouble. owner of smooth&creamy, karma, cherry, hott lips. o.g@ fubar ♠Ace♠of Spades (Da Quietstorm©) ™CLUB F.A.R.* Mémoire™ Bodyguard@ fubar ^^Antti^^ aka AnttiSocial aka omg he's escaped.....take what your given, give what you take@ fubar ETSipper {GREETER & ENFORCER for the live "The Fantasy 69 Lounge"} ~~MARRIED to DJ SUNSHYN@ fubar

Blog
Just looking around @ fubar.com. Still "freshmeat" God I haven't been called that for, well let's just say awhile now. LOL. I'm also just surfin the net, seeing if I can find anything new to add to my computer.

To The Drama Llama Of 2 Days Ago
I would appreciate it immensely if you refrained from instigating drama. I don't know you from a fly on the wall in here, yet I find out you are creating drama and lying about things that pertain to me. I do not go around flagging people...especially the very same people who I help out in leveling and VIPs. I consider them my friends. If you have an issue with me, i.e. jealousy, let me know and I'll go back to my normal display pictures. I know how offensive my "lady in red" picture is to your tender sensibilities...so offensive that you went and flagged it TWICE. Don't even bother denying it. I added you and the people you named to my friend's list. I rated you 11's. I even made comments. The very same night that you state I went and flagged your morph. Yet you are going around telling anyone that will give you their ear that I flagged you due to "jealousy". Look at me..do you think I'd be jealous of you? Don't make me laugh. Jasc PSP 7 can make you look that good too! Also

A Slave's Prayer
Ä §låvê'§ þrå¥êr Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete,as he makes mine.

A Thought On Love
Thoughts On Love There may be a distance between us, but my heart and mind will always walk with you. What’s tomorrow without you? I guess empty would be the best way to describe it…A feeling of loneliness, no matter where you are. Colors don’t seem quite as bright, nor do feelings seem quite as deep, except for the one of resonant emptiness inside my heart. A man in love is one of the most dangerous opponents to stand up against, he may seem distracted at first, but given the chance to protect that what he holds dear, he will fight like a demon and value his own life at nothing. Someone who is truly in love may very well be amongst the richest people walking the earth. They might have lost their heart, but they have found a thousand things to replace it. You’re the love of my heart, the little light in the darkness of everyday life. A reason to stay happy, something to look forward to… And for that, you should strike the honor of my happiness. In the end, it all c

Soul Mates
Life is wonderful when you're truly in love. You always have wonderful thoughts of the person in your head when you're apart and can become alone with them in a crowd. There is excitement within when you know you are going to see the person you love. Their love gives you comfort when you are apart. When you have a best friend, your heart is full of happiness and joy. You want to be with that person for every occasion and can't wait to tell them all about your day when you can't be with them. A person you want to be with for big events and the person you want to be with in silence. A friend is the one you want with you during the good times and the person you need for the bad times. A best friend is the one person that knows everything about you, your gifts and your faults, and still loves you unconditionally. The one person you trust with all of your thoughts. When two people meet and have a sexual attraction, every look produces that melting feel

My First Maxi - Single!
Dear friends, My son found this video on YouTube today! No visuals; although I did make a video clip of this song... This is the first record I ever made which launched my recording career... "A Summer Romance" was a hit on the dance floor in 1986- 7... Now available in a compilation album "Golden Hits - Best Dance Music of the 80´s" edited by Blanco y Negro Records..