"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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> Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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> If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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> Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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> The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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> I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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> So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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> Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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> If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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> Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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> Illiterate? Write For Help.
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> Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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> Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
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> He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
> But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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> I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
> Person.
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> You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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> I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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> Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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> (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
> If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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> Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
> Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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> Guys: No Shirt, No Service
> Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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> If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
> Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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> Ax Me About Ebonics.
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> Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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> Boldly Going Nowhere.
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> Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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> Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
> For Eating His Animal Friends
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> Honk If You've Never Seen
> A Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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> How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
> Admits He is Lost?
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> GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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> All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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> And Lastly:
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> "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME
>REASON
