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Carebear's blog: "a funny"

created on 06/05/2007  |  http://fubar.com/a-funny/b88845
"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > The Earth Is Full - Go Home. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Illiterate? Write For Help. > ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Honk If Anything Falls Off. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, > But is Miles From The Next Exit. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed > Person. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Fight Crime: Shoot Back! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) > If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph > Also Are Timed For 70 mph > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Guys: No Shirt, No Service > Gals: No Shirt, No Charge > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My > Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Ax Me About Ebonics. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Boldly Going Nowhere. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Heart Attacks: God's Revenge > For Eating His Animal Friends > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Honk If You've Never Seen > A Uzi Fired From A Car Window. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He > Admits He is Lost? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > And Lastly: > > "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME >REASON
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