1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
>2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
>3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?
>4. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
>5. Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through teller
>machines?
>6. How did a fool and his money GET together?
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>7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
>8. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
>9. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
>10. What's another word for thesaurus?
>11. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
>12. What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
>13. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
>14. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
>15. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>16. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
>17. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste
funny?
>18. When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?
>19. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
>20. Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
>21. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
Special
>Olympics?
>22. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
>23. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
>24. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
>25. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
>26. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
>27. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
>28. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
>29. Is it possible to be totally partial?
>30. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
>31. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
lights
>off?
>32. If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
>33. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain
>silent?
>34. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
>35. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
>36. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
>37. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
>38. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
>39. Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
>40. Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're
already
>there?
>41. Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or
"chicken
>bird!"What's another word for synonym?
>42. So what's the speed of dark?
>43. Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
>44. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the
universe is
>expanding, what is it expanding into?
>45. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
charge
>of everything outdoors?
>46. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the
battery
>is
>dead?
>47. Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and
walk
>down
>the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will
>phone
>the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!"
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