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created on 06/05/2007  |  http://fubar.com/a-funny/b88845
1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? >2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? >3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box? >4. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? >5. Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through teller >machines? >6. How did a fool and his money GET together? > >7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? >8. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? >9. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? >10. What's another word for thesaurus? >11. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? >12. What do they use to ship Styrofoam? >13. Why is abbreviation such a long word? >14. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? >15. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? >16. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes? >17. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? >18. When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn? >19. Does fuzzy logic tickle? >20. Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? >21. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special >Olympics? >22. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? >23. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? >24. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? >25. What was the best thing before sliced bread? >26. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? >27. Can fat people go skinny-dipping? >28. Can you be a closet claustrophobic? >29. Is it possible to be totally partial? >30. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? >31. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights >off? >32. If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound? >33. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain >silent? >34. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? >35. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? >36. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? >37. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? >38. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? >39. Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? >40. Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're already >there? >41. Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken >bird!"What's another word for synonym? >42. So what's the speed of dark? >43. Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? >44. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is >expanding, what is it expanding into? >45. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge >of everything outdoors? >46. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery >is >dead? >47. Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk >down >the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will >phone >the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!" >
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