A very loud, unattractive, and very ugly mean woman walked into
>> > with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through
>> > the
>> > The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
>> > Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>> > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
>> > Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
>> > they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
>> > "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just
>> > couldn't
> believe you got laid twice."