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created on 06/05/2007  |  http://fubar.com/a-funny/b88845

walmart greeter

A very loud, unattractive, and very ugly mean woman walked into >Wal-Mart >> > with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through >> > the >> entrance. >> > >> > The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. >> > Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" >> > >> > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! >> > Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think >> > they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? >> > >> > "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just >> > couldn't > believe you got laid twice."
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