DON'T TALK TO THE PARROT !!!!!
> DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT
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> > Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had
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> > go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key
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> > the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
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> a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog, Spike. He won't bother
> > you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my
> > parrot!
> > I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!'
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> > When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
> > discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just
> > as she
> > had said, the dog just laid there on the carpet watching the repairman
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> > The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
> > yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
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> himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
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> > To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
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> > See... Men just don't listen!
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