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Oct 16 Romantic
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, October 16: The big questions concern both you and your beloved right now. Engaging each other's brain is where it's at. The more you discuss intellectual matters and philosophical topics, the closer you feel emotionally.

Oct. 23rd
October 23: D&D Empowerment Day, a day to let go of your guilt and shame for having played Dungeons & Dragons as a child (or still), and instead reflect upon how it's changed you for the better. “It says: With this strength or lower I can only be a Magic User. Re-roll!” ~ Oscar Wilde 1966 - International Federation of the Friendless is formed by Gary Gygax and other near-do-wells. 1969 - While others are busy engaged in the Summer of Love, Gary Gygax and Friends are busy making their own chainmail armour out of plastic plumbing washers. 1970 - Dave Arneson creates a scenario involving an adventure through a castle sewer, in quest of the legendary change room of maidens in waiting. Later arrested for being a peeping tom. Judge was unmoved by his plea that he was doing important game research. 1971 - Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson team up to create "The Fantasy Game." Monsters are substituted for maidens, and mountains of loose change for changerooms. 1974 - TSR

Oct. 31st Is Dress-like-a-whore Day
Writing the world's five thousandth piece about slutty Halloween costumes, Stephanie Rosenbloom shrugs her shoulders and offers up an acknowledgment that should pretty much accompany every Styles article: The trend is so pervasive it has been written about by college students in campus newspapers, and Carlos Mencia, the comedian, jokes that Halloween should now be called Dress-Like-a-Whore Day. IN her thigh-highs and ruby miniskirt, Little Red Riding Hood does not appear to be en route to her grandmother's house. And Goldilocks, in a snug bodice and platform heels, gives the impression she has been sleeping in everyone's bed. Many women's costumes, with their frilly baby-doll dresses and high-heeled Mary Janes, also evoke male Lolita fantasies and reinforce the larger cultural message that younger is hotter. "It's not a good long-term strategy for women," Dr. Tolman said.

Oct 20, 2008 Sbg Of The Week
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-20-08 Vamp Morticia Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-09-15 16:44:19')

Oct 18th
oct 18th Met am-6 this night and brought her home... this is what she had to say.... we ended up going at it from about 2:00 am till 4-4:30 am.... "The sex last night was amazing. The best part was watching you, poised perfectly upright, fucking in and out of me. You've left me wonderfully sore. Feel free to call if you ever want to play again," 'nuff said

Oct. 6th - Bombing
Good Early Morning Wicked Storm Crew! ~~Keep Bombing TxMom! Overnight a few of us have been able to keep her close to the lead.... Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. A new member Heartistic Soul is having a contest, called the Cherry Chase. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. We may have folks in the comment areas as hosts/hostesses. meeting and greeting, passing out gifts, drinks etc. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! We are still trying to get entries for our "internal" Tag contest, this reporter is aware of several members who have plenty of talent in this area, so get your entries in soon. This contest will be run anonymou

Oct. 7th *sunday Showdown*
Good Morning Wicked Storm Crew! ~~Keep Bombing TxMom! Might just be a few surprises this evening so keep an eye out, Pardner! Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. A new member Heartistic Soul is having a contest, called the Cherry Chase. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. Make sure you go by meet and greet, pass out gifts, drinks etc to all the contestants. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! We are still trying to get entries for our "internal" Tag contest, this reporter is aware of several members who have plenty of talent in this area, so get your entries in soon. This contest will be run anonymously so that we get a true winne

Oct. 8th Monday Bombing
Wicked Storm Crew! ~Last Day Contest Ends TONIGHT~~ 10 pm PST, 9:00pm MT, 8:00pm CST, 7:00 pm EST Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Next Contest!! This is gonna be a gooody!! Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. A new member Heartistic Soul is having a contest, called the Cherry Chase. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. Make sure you go by meet and greet, pass out gifts, drinks etc to all the contestants. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! Rock on Wicked Storm Crew!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! Make sure to read and repost blogs and bulletins from WSC, Crew and Members

Oct 10th Bombing
Wicked Storm Crew! Next Contest!! Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. The Cherry Chase hosted by Heartistic Soul is in full swing. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. Make sure you go by meet and greet, pass out gifts, drinks etc to the contestants and commentors. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! Rock on Wicked Storm Crew!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! Make sure to read and repost blogs and bulletins from WSC, Crew and Members Get this widget |

Oct 13 Th 11pm
my contest starts tomorrow at 11pm will take photos up to noon on saturday. photo must be waist up showing clevage and face. if your photo is rated nsfw by someone then you will be out of contest . so if you think your photo you have entered might be close and want to enter another one just let me know. if you like to enter great send photo or mail me and if you like i can pick out photo for you. thanks to every one who has entered folder will be opened 11pm saturday night then the contest will begin. it will end following saturday at 11pm goodluck to all. bingo

Oct 15th, 2007
This blog is for my down time trials and feelings. I'll reserve this one for home activities And I'm even getting better at gaining memory within this computer system, boosted the RAM memory a little higher so now I won't be so Lagged in responses. This is beginning to be a great week.

Oct. 17th Bombing Update
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ News, Views, and Bombing for TODAY!!!!! ~ &hearts ~ Wicked Storm Crew~ &hearts ~ News Flash!!!! Mr. Nice Guy has been promoted to Leveling Manager. He really is a SUPER nice guy (not just advertising) and he will make a great Manager. Congrats! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Don't forget the recruiting challenge. We need new members! The challenge is among the WSC crew to see who can recruit the most new members. I see new faces so somebody is taking charge!! The 15 days, are dwindling down.... Midnight(Eastern Standard Time) October 27th is coming up fast. How many you got?? It's not to late. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I are keeping track. The prize at this point is a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack or a bigger

Oct 19th Bombing
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ ~*~Let's Roll WSC !!!~*~ ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ The recruiters challenge is still going on, so get those new members signed up now! Contest runs til midnight on the 27th. ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Who We are Bombing.... ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Update: We did hang on to a second place finish for LilMsMaria's daughter. Go Wicked Storm Crew!!!! The prizes she received were a Diamond Ring and a Dozen Roses!! Congrats!! Alice Needs 50,000 Comments in 4 weeks.She has Bought WSC Crew Account A 7 Day Blast To Help Recruit.Let's Make Sure We Get Her To The 50,000. Ozzfanatic2 is in his first contest! It is a no ending date, Gift !Giveaway No direct competition but when he reaches 125,000... He will receive a HappY HouR!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Candy is also in a Gift Giveaway for a Months blast all she needs is 95,000 comment

Oct 19th ~afternoon Update~
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ ~*~Rock on Wicked Storm Crew, Keep on Rockin' the Free Fu World!!~*~ ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Who We are Bombing.... ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ ****Challenge for today!!! Lets see if we can get this done today.....**** Beautiful Nightmare needs 6,000 comments for a 7 day Blast ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Alice Needs 50,000 Comments in 4 weeks.She has Bought WSC Crew Account A 7 Day Blast To Help Recruit. Let's Make Sure We Get Her To The 50,000. ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Ozzfanatic2 is in his first contest! It is a no ending date, Gift Giveaway! No direct competition but when he reaches 125,000... He will receive a HappY HouR!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Candy is also in a Gift Giveaway for a Months blast all she needs is 95,000 comments. Show her some Love!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Mr. Nice

Oct 20th
1735 - Errm, someone was born? Maybe? 1846 - Oh come on man, think, THINK! Umm, funny.. funny... nope. 1864 - Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it. 1965 - I possibly did something. Or you. Maybe because I'm not original. 1969 - Err... Something to do with Oscar Wilde, maybe? 1974 - Does that work? 1980 - The world was taken over by the governmen- er... um... Hey guys.. how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head? 1982 - Damn. This is hard. We should just steal ideas from other people. How about FUBAR Day? Or Numa Numa Day? Chronic Masturbators Anonymous Day? 1982 - Chronic Masturbating wikipedian Gary Newman day was announced. 1988 - Jesus, no wait .... Margaret Thatcher was crucified. The world rejoiced. Coal miners no long fear for their lives. 1990 - Pope Benedict XXIX died of Genital Herpes. The world rejoiced once more. Some become fed-up with rejoicing. Rioting ensues. 19

Oct 30th Bombing
Let's Roll Wicked Storm Crew!!! Coming off of that Awesome Victory the Crew secured for LuAngel!! Its back to Business! Turn your attention and comments to the ladies below: ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~MICHELLE~&hearts~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~Candy~Only needs 2000 comments to receive 10,000 Fu Bucks&hearts~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~Bottoms Up~ Needs 25,000 (currently has 17,159)for a 3 mo VIP~~&hearts~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~ALICE in Wonderland~&hearts~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~

Oct 6th Bad Girl Of The Week!
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-6-08 ~Blueroses~ Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-09-15 16:44:19') (repost of original by '*Pink0828 *' on '2008-09-15 16:51:27') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-09-30 07:48:24') (repost of original by 'Vamp Morticia Supports the Military~Owned by Photobug' on '2008-09-30 07:51:44') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-10-06 08:32:29') (repost of original by 'Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!' on '2008-10-06 16:22:19') (repost of original by 'Sexy Green Eyes ~ Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-10-06 17:05:12')

Oct 17th Dads Surgery
hello everyone, as most of you know my birthday is october 17th, well i am upset about this birthday, no.. not because of the age i am becoming but because it is the same day my dad goes in for surgery to remove his kidney with the large tumor in it..i am afraid for him and ask for you all to please send positive vibes and thoughts, wishes, and your prayers please... most of you know his past medical and this surgery will be hard with his lungs being very bad and the one having a tumor in it..so please keep us in your thoughts and prayers on this day..thank you all for your support and thoughts and prayers for me and mine through all of this..many thanks, much love , and many hugsssssssssssssss....your friend....rose

Oct. 21 Thought
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather loved in spite of ourselves. ~Victor Hugo~ You can hardly make a friend in a year, but you can lose one in an hour. ~Chinese Proverb~ A friend's frown is better than a fool's smile. ~C.E. Locke~

Oct 24th !st Entry
Hello peeps... my 1st entry is just to tell ya all a bit out me!! Im 39yrs old (ugh dnt like that #) Divorced for 6&1/2yrs now, and been single for about a year.. I went thru a hell of a wild ride with my ex gf.. yes as in a Female.. was with her for almost 5yrs... It ws a crazy time.. she is bipolar and self medicated w/ street drugs... so WOW..I dnt regret the time with her, I turned a bit wild then grew up a lot...Im enjoying single life now!! Ive been out with a couple guys and a whole handful of women, but jus No spark there for me, so after a few dates I call it off and keep looking.. its kewl though cuz somewhere out there is my other half and someday we will meet and KNOW we found what we want!! I have 3 AWESOME boys!!! 14, 12, 10! They keep me busy with their Basketball & Baseball seasons, Spelling bees, geography bowls working at the Haunted House in town..and running them to hang w friends... I used to manage a Bar & bartend, but gave up the 3p-3a shiz to spend time w my k

Oct 13 Update ~bombing~
Wicked Storm Crew! Who's up for a challenge? We need new members and, the crew needs a contest so lets see who can recruit the most members over the next 15 days, October 12th and running Midnight October 27th, you are on a recruiting mission. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I will keep track and post the scores. The prize to start will be a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack and a bigger gift will take its place. So get 'em in here. Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,000 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize. The link will take you to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a

Octupus Luau
4 tablespoons grapeseed oil 1/4 cup (4 tablespoons) butter, cut into cubes 1 large sweet onion (such as Vidalia), minced 1 pound luau leaves (leaves from the taro root plant), rinsed 1 cup chicken stock 3 to 4 pound octopus, de-beaked 1 cup coconut milk 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons cornstarch Salt and freshly ground black pepper In a large pot (which can accommodate luau leaves and octopus) heat 2 tablespoons of the grapeseed oil over medium-high heat and add butter. When it begins to shimmer, add the onion and saute until translucent. Add the luau leaves and pour in chicken stock. The luau leaves will be simmered over low heat for a very long time until tender, about 6 hours. Replenish with water, as needed, during the course of cooking. About 30 minutes before mealtime, brush the remaining 2 tablespoons of grapeseed oil on the octopus and add to the pot of luau leaves with enough water to cover. Combine the coconut milk and sugar in a bowl. Create a slurry in a sep

Oct Update
Momma has finished her radiation, and hasnt had her follow up mri to check the size of her tumor. She continues to be very guarded and very difficult at times still...the stress is so high right now, she is continuing to profess her disdain for not being able to drive; and still thinking about getting a new car just so she can have keys..LOL. She is in pretty good spirit otherwise, I noticed that she is losing more of her hair, though she got a new wig yesterday that looks really good on her. Lots of company still comes by to check on her which is good. I dunno whats gonna happen, time will tell...I just wish that things would geet better.

Ocxdutchess - ♥ - Blonde Mafia♥
OCxDutchess - ♥ - BlOnDe MaFiA♥ fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/1282830 BUSTED a FAKE until a legitimate salute is accepted by fubar or a cam session with a reliable source is made by the self named "cam whore". We have no verifiable link to where the pictures were taken from. Due to the amount of people contacting us, different stories this person is telling different people, constant back stepping trying to cover her tracks of mistakes when she is called on something she said, the obviousness that there are at least 3 different womens pictures that she uses claiming all to be her and the obscene tit size change and facial feature changes from picture to picture we are Busting this FAKE.

Od
i know i probably said some things to some people i didnt mean this is really stupid of me but i od'd 2 times and some really bad shit happend to me but if your still willin to talk to me please do n forgive me cause i didnt mean to hurt anyone

Odaat-we Want To Avoid Making The Same Mistakes Again
From time to time you may see me post some things under this blog. They are nothing but inspirational thoughts or soul searchers that I find myself coming back to to reasses my daily living. I believe that I, as I am sure most people do, tend to lose focus on what makes us who we are or who we want to be. These are intended or directed at no one, just a way or me sharing some inspirational insight with others. This is the first one I will be sharing :) Enjoy~ We want to avoid making the same mistakes again Many of us feel like we need a rule book, a microscope, and a warranty to get through life.

Odaat- Self Disclosure
Self Disclosure Learning to gently reveal who we are is how we open ourselves up to love and intimacy in our relationships. Many of us have hidden under a protective shell, a casing that prevents others from seeing or hurting us. We do not want to be THAT vulnerable. We do not want to expose our thoughts, feelings, fears, weaknesses, and sometimes our strengths, to others. We do not want others to see who we really are. We may be afraid they might judge us, go away, or not like us. We may be uncertain that who we are is okay or exactly how we should reveal ourselves to others. Being vulnerable can be frightening, especially if we have lived with people who abused, mistreated, manipulated, or did not appreciate us. Little by little, we learn to take the risk of revealing ourselves. We disclose the real pers

Odaat- Today Is My Special Gift From God
When the “poor me” mood is upon us, we’re overwhelmed by all the troubles we have to face. This is especially likely to happen when we have begun to try and change our thinking about ourselves and our relation to others. We may, aft first, become too analytical and try to solve too much at once. For this frame of mind there is an almost infallible prescription: to empty our minds of all thoughts but one: TODAY and how to use it. This day is mine. It is unique. Nobody in the world has one exactly like it. It holds the sum of all my past experience and all my future potential. It belongs to me to do with whatever I like. I can fill it with joyous moments or ruin it with fruitless worry.

Odaat- By Truly Letting Go, I Detach And Forgive
The most loving form of detachment I have found has been forgiveness. Instead of thinking of it as an eraser to wipe another’s slate clean or a gavel that I pound to pronounce someone “not guilty,” I think of forgiveness as a scissors.’ I use it to cut the strings of resentment that bind me to a problem or a past hurt. By releasing resentment, I set myself free. When I am consumed with negativity over another person’s behavior, I have lost my focus. I need not tolerate what I consider unacceptable, but wallowing in negativity will not alter the situation. If there is action to take, I am free to take it. Where I am powerless to change the situation, I will turn it over to my Higher Power. By truly letting go, I detach and forgive.

O' Dad N Mom
Our parents strain their every nerve to make us laughing... yeah... Its our foremost duty to see not even a single drop of tear rolls down from their eyes...For every drop of tear you have to answer in the final day of judgment...Just read the life history of Abraham Lincoln..he punished himself for his discourteous action to wards his dad...Send message in support of this...yours lovely " lov "

Odd
I find it confusing when you ask someone how they're feeling and they say fine, but they act like they want to say something else. Or when you ask what's wrong they say nothing but seem to cut them selves off from the world. I don't understand some peoples emotions and their showing them sometimes. I know if I'm quiet and not talking to anyone I am upset or just plain pissed off. Maybe not at that person but I'm still stand offish and keep really deadly quiet. If I feel like I'm about to cry I avoid everyone. I usually try to go to a place where I can be alone. When I'm happy you can read it in everything I do. Sigh I just don't understand some things with others I suppose. Oh well just a thing that has irritated me for a bit. Love Stace

Odd
It was my mother, little niece, older sister and I that went out earlier this morning before my sister and I had to go to work and so we ventured to The Dollar Tree. Exciting? Not really. The store had the radio on and a song by The Wallflowers was blaring over the speakers. Me being me decided to sing along with it. After all, I tend to sing at any time I feel the inkling to do so. I don't know who he is but this guy that works there told me of his friend that has a recording studio up in Hartsille..Heartsville? Fuck. How is that town's name spelled? Anyways, the guy told me that I need to go and talk to his friend about getting a demo out and whatnot. I was like, wtf? 'Are you a singer?' -worker 'No. It's a hobby...' -me. 'I have this friend with a recording studio in (dunno the spelling) and he is looking for new talent. Here's the number.' -worker. '....okay..?' -me. Eventful, ne? Question is, do you find this odd?

Odd
As of thursday.. I can't see if any of my friends are online.. sure there the others that are always there and don't speak.. I mean the others out of my 160 that do speak.. I can't see them .. hmmmmmm It doesn't show them online for some reason.. sniff.. Anybody else have that problem?

Odd
a girl in michigan who i rarely even talk to has been obsessed with me since she first talked to me and i dont know why. we never say much of anything yet she's infatuated with me and wants to have my babies. anyways, today her bf was over and earlier he had asked her if they could have sex tonight and she told him tonight when he came over that if he only wanted sex she didn't want to be with them, and so they broke up. first she was asking me if she should have sex with him or not, then i said she ought do what she wants but not something she'll regret. so she broke up with him. then not long after she sent me a messege on myspace asking if i'd be her online bf until she meets me in person. ofcourse i said no as politely as possible and such. it's not the first time she has pretty much begged me to love her. one time she literally begged me to love her or to at least pretend that i did.. she seems to think that nothing could ever go wrong if i was with her and blah blah blah, but

Odd
So a seris of odd things have happened tonight , two ghosts from my past well one a ghost the other was more a illusion I never was able to speak to . The ghost a ex of mine surfaces and appolagizes for all the shit they put me through , mind you they led me to belive they were killed . They appolagized did I forgive ? No I cant forgive someone for that . Someone I cared alot for someone I shed tears for and blood for . I can't forgive and it was hard . Not for me but for them . The actually said I was the most valiant yet sadistic person they had ever known . Sadistic ? Because when I am angered even the gods cant control me . I like to say I am the pure definition of chaos . In its rawiest form , I dont obide by many laws regulations or rules. I will exploit tecnology to my advantage (for those Anarchists who are technophobes get over it ) . We live in a society where tech rules the world . Yet its so easy to manipulate and exploit, Id never exploit those who are good to me

Odd
So I have this wicked bad headache and I just looked into a mirror and one of my eyes is bloodshot like mad. . . I've been drinking a load of water lately I think if I keep it out I may end up well hydrated for like the first time ever in the history of me

Odd
So my Ex suddenly started talking to me today. It was quite surprising as I have not had a word from him in nearly two months. What surprised me more however was how little I cared. Normally when I speak to someone I've cared deeply about in the past I end up feeling as though someone just punched me in the stomach and become rather agitated and upset. I am in close touch with an ex of mine(or more specifically am in touch on and off wiht him) and have been for the past year and I always feel at least vaguely disturbed when I hear from him. I'm always ready to talk and wanting to know about his well being. However When billy contacted me clearly acting as though he wanted me to hear his sorrows and comfort him. I found I didn't care in the least. I was in fact a little brutal in telling him so. I expected at least to feel a great deal of hatred toward him but found that I had none instead I felt a sort of disinterested disregaurd and a mild annoyance at having been bothered by h

Odd.
Even though it's Thursday and still rather busy I don't have much to do. I don't know how I'm going to make myself look busy for the next 'Keith' knows how many hours. On another note... In less than a week....

Odd....
LOS ANGELES - A jury has decided that cigarette maker Philip Morris USA should pay $13.8 million in punitive damages to the daughter of a longtime smoker who died of lung cancer. The Los Angeles Superior Court jury returned the verdict Monday, more than eight years after the smoker, Betty Bullock, sued the company for fraud and product liability. The panel voted 9-to-3 in favor of Bullock’s daughter Jodie Bullock, who is now the plaintiff in the case. Betty Bullock died of lung cancer in February 2003. She had sued Philip Morris in April 2001, accusing the company of fraud and product liability. A jury in 2002 recommended Philip Morris pay a record $28 billion in punitive damages to Bullock, but a judge later reduced the award to $28 million. In 2008, the 2nd U.S. District Court of Appeal reversed the jury’s decision and remanded the case for a new trial over the punitive damages. Philip Morris said the $28 million remained excessive. However, the original

Odd Boss Sayings Lol
"That is the person you'll be replacing. She doesn't know that we're going to fire her yet, so please don't say anything. We need her to train you." "... And this is the beer fridge." "How quickly can you load a handgun?" "Didn't we hire the hot chick in the red dress?" "We dont provide web browsers on the PCs in this agency because people might use them." (employee was hired to build them an intranet and write all their web pages). "Welcome to Microsoft. You know the company name was inspired by a remark made by Mrs. Gates on their honeymoon!" (said to a guy) "Wonder what you would look like in a white sundress?" "This is the best we could find in 48 hours!" "Hey, if you see the new guy, tell him I'm not here. Make up something about a family emergency or some junk. My tee-off time's in ten minutes..." "Did you get those projections done that I asked for on Friday?" "Around here, we put the FUN in dysFUNctual" "If you bring a weapon to work, keep

Odd But True
I DEFINE N.S.F.... (WNT2SQURT?ASKMEHOW!) M, 32 AUSTRALIA For the sake of a new mumm. Quick is bored created @ 2007-09-14 02:54:45 -- expires in: 23 hr [NSFW] So, im sittin here in my bed, goofing off, while sitting on the phone with my best friend and playing in mumm's.....and a few things came to mind. Some things that just dont make sense to me. Pay attention, and see if you can figure this crap out for me, cause im at a loss! #1) The fear of long words is classified as Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. I have three words for you. WTF? #2) More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes! (Rev must not know this statistic, or he lives life on the edge) #3) The outdoor temperature can be estimated to within several degrees by timing the chirps of a cricket. It is done this way: count the number of chirps in a 15-second period, and add 37 to the total. The result will be very close to the actual Fahrenheit temperature

Odd Bible Story
Found in: Exodus 4:24-26 Continuing the Bible’s fascination with all things foreskin, we get the bizarre story of God trying to kill Moses because his son isn’t circumcised. God is about to obliterate Moses when his wife Zipporah takes out a flint and quickly cuts the foreskin of his son (ouch), throwing the bloody skin fragment at Moses’ feet. “You are a bloody husband to me!” squeals Zipporah, flint in one hand, child in other. God, clearly freaked out by this woman, backs off and Moses is saved. The moral of this story? Never turn down a woman for being a psycho. Someday she may save your life.

Odd Confessions To An Ex....
chaotic thoughts fill my head empty soul is inside broken tattered remanents of what i once was you tore me apart for your own pleasure and leave me wandering if it was worth it i left all that i could have been just for your smile and the softest of caresses you foolish woman why did you have to break my heart when they told me you were dead to think that i would never see that crooked smile or that knowing glint in your eyes when i came home from work so drunk i could barely walk straight i hated what my work had made me... hated what you made me.... your perfect slave... the perfect pet.... the perfect submissive... but know that you are gone i have made myself strong.. in order to live without you... only to find you were still alive... only dying inside from missing me.... but yet the news that you bring to me only makes my heart hurt more... to regain you only to loose you again to such a horid thing....

An Odd Coincidence...
Earlier tonight I searched Youtube for banned stuff... don't ask me why; I don't know... Anyway, the search came up with an old Daffy Duck cartoon from WWII... interesting... funny... Moving on... Just now I tuned in to Futurama, and at the end of the title sequence where the ship crashes into the screen, there was that SAME Daffy Duck cartoon playing. Odd, huh! What are the odds?

Odd Comments.. Love The Last One!
TOO FUNNY - THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay" And the best o

Odd Dream Ricccccccccco.. Oh Yah! Suave!!
I was cleaning my room.. (ok its not that clean yet) Anywho.. I found the stubbs of a "pantara" concert that I was at.. hehehe Then I remembered.. I have a biker leather jacket! that I won at my buddy's cd release party! like in 2003.. Then I remembered.. I can do the "ricco suave" remake video.. I had a dream about that.. man was that weird.. lol Anyways.. I like rock too.. one day i'll buy those leather pants at "harold penner men of fashion" and do a photo shooot.. lol My friend dared me to dress up in leather.. I might win the bet..

Odd Dream
ok so i cant really remember the whole thing, but it started out with me being some kinda dead but not really dead person, and i had to keep fighting so that i did not die for real. then out of nowwhere i am in a mall and i see my old best friend and find out she is dating my exhusband. In my dream i am more that ok with it and in fact i thihk that it is awsome. i think russell and i wind up hooking up with the two of them, anyways it was weird so i just wanted to write it all down

Odd ... Disturbing ...
Last night I went to the mall with Chris. As we passed a group of guys one of them started yelling, "Hey you in the blue. Excuse me! HEY!" That's so not how to get my attention so i kept walking. Whilst we were outside smoking and having a conversation of epic proportions, I noticed this one kid standing directly across from us staring at me like he's never seen a girl before or something. Finally, sick of being stared at, i stared him back in the face and he smiled and dropped his cigarette. Me and Chris went back in after we were done smoking... and the kid went over to his gf but turned to stare at me as we walked by. Odd because I looked like hell last night. Disturbing because I hate being stared at/watched.

Odd Ends
(Originally Posted on July 3, 2006)A few odds & ends:1) At my Geospyer page, a lot of my visitors seem to be from Mountain View, California. Any relaiton to Sunnydale? 2) A few months ago, I ran over a dead deer in the middle of the road. Ths basically messed up the back bumper. Since we didn't have anything to fix it with at the time, I took one of those ratchet tie-down things and hooked it to the bumper and the inside of the trunk. Later, I got a nut, bolt and two washers to latch it down. That came off after a while. So yesterday, I finally got a nut, bolt, and two huge washers to keep the bumper on. Hopefully it'll work.3) I have yet to work my curse on George. I shall do it tonight, since my wife is out of town and I'll have free range at home.4) In my wife's blog, she named the person I named George as Fred. Since she reads my blog AND since she loves Harry Potter, I wonder if there's a connection.tag: life, odds & ends

Odd Endz
(Originally Posted on August 29, 2006)I've been dizzy since last Friday, sometimes better, sometimes worse. I think it might be a slight inner ear infection, but I haven't bothered to see the doctor yet.One of my favorite daydreams is for me to have the ability to instantly hypnotize anybody regardless of language, in person, over television/video/etc, or on the radio. If I had the ability, I would get everybody in the world to send me $1/year. Since there are several billion people in the world, I would get several billion a year. I would use quite a bit of the money to hire everybody here (except for 4 people: Idiot Boss, Putz Boy, Coffee Man, and Annoying Guy) for my own business at double what they make here plus benefits. I wouldn't need them per se, but it'd effectively shut this business down.Also I found this cheesy graphic here:tag: daydreams, image, funny, humor, jesus, christian, christianity, calvin, satan, satanist, satanic, satanism, religion-*-*-*-*-*-

Odd Enough
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For May 12,2007 So lately the game of love has felt like a dance -- and not a fun one, either. You can deal with this emotional two steps forward, one step back tango by learning to observe your feelings instead of drowning in them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another right one... Congrats even the horoscopes claim I will be a loveless loser. However, its a little late for not drowning in them. Cause as far as I'm concerned I'm dead.

Oddest People I Know
i guess when guys say love they really means i would love to fuck you when they say hate i hate you put a bag over the head but i will fuck you and then you have the guys that mean love and then you are like wtf do you have balls your spouse to think with your penis but no they dont i swear some times i should be gay and i prouble under stand when a girl says no when u r trying to do shit they mean no when a guy says no that mean no but plz keep going dont make it stop then when they are sorry they did it they are sorry cuz they think its what woman want to here guys would say sorry for the oddest thing tho my dad said sorry to my mom for getting paint on her shoe but when she got smaked by an oops he would sit and laught guys should talk about what they mean instead of boliting up inside and shit like that but that my thing but any way i am going typers crapm haha bye

Odd Facts About Me....
Odd Facts about MEDO YOU SNORE?:I don't think so LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:I can be both WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:Failing AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:No WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:The drama can be very funny! lol DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:Yes WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:Hell yeah I was a cute baby, I'm still cute today! HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:It's cool WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:white DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:yes HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:no ANY SECRET TALENTS?:no WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:Italy or France HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:No HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:No DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:No, not really HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:I have no idea! CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:No HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:No ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:I guess... WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:I really don't care IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:Yes..eventually DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:No WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO

Odd Facts About Me
Odd Facts about MEDO YOU SNORE?:I THINK SO LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:LOVER WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:I HAVE A FEW FEARS AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:nope, I was a TomBoy always too busy to sit still. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:SOME OF IT IS GOOD DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:NO WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:I DON'Y KNOW HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:LONELY WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:BLACK DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:I LOVE TO SING, BUT MUST HEAR THE MUSIC HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:NO WAY ANY SECRET TALENTS?:I DON'T KNOW, COULD BE,LOL WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:ANYWHERE WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:NO HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:NO DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:YES HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:LOL... I HAVEN'T MADE IT EITHER. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:NOT ANYMORE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:YES, FROM FLORIDA TO NEW YORK ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:DEPENDS ON WHO IS WEARING THEM....LOL WHAT'S YOUR STA

Odd Frame Of Mind
an odd place to be an odd frame of mind neither happy nor sad just here healing yet again... i somehow torture myself with demons of self doubt perhaps some guilt, and hatred too I don't act like people expect I will walk away then rather deal with pain or rejection... i am shy and oldfashion... and i will not fight for something or someone that was never mine to begin with... i don't ask for much just respect and friendship but usually that is too much in this world of selfishness and egos no time to play games with you for i have one child to entertain i do not need two i am too easy-going to play games like that anyway too much work and i have better things to do

Odd Facts About Me
Odd Facts about MEDO YOU SNORE?:I think I do sometimes, never stayed awake to check...haha LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:Lover totally WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:Losing one of my children AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:Not so much WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:Its stupid, but to each his own DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:yes, I do WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:I thought I was....but, beauty is in the eye of the beholder HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:what single life??? lol...I dont think I have ever been single....long story WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:Black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:sometimes HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:Nope, but I would love to ANY SECRET TALENTS?:hehehehe....well, I do have a couple WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:Some place quiet and green...maybe in the mountains HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:yep....and no I dont care for it much HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:Yes..interesting movie DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:I dont care as much as I should...I dont use aresol h

Odd Food I Like
FRIED DILL PICKLES 1 egg, beaten 1 c. milk 1 tbsp. flour 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 6 drops hot sauce 3/4 tsp. salt 3/4 tsp. pepper 3 1/2 c. flour 1 qt. sliced dill pickles Wesson oil for deep frying Combine first 5 ingredients, stirring well. Set aside. Combine 3 1/2 cups flour, salt and pepper, stirring well. Dip pickles in milk mixture and dredge in flour mixture, repeat process. Deep fry in hot oil, 350 degrees until pickles float to surface and are golden brown. Drain on paper towels.

Odd Facts About Me.....
Odd Facts about ME DO YOU SNORE?: yes LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: both WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: snakes AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: NO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: depends on which show DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Not really but I do nibble on things. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Gawd I hope so ... HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: not for me WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Ivory DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: No But I hum a lot HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: YIKES!!!!! ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I write erotically and I sketch nudes WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Greek Isles HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: NO...ewwwwwwwww HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: no DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: yes HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 1...2...3 Crunch ..it takes 3 Licks to get to the center of a tootsie Roll Pop...any other questions about licking? CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: I can't even recite it backward

50 Odd/funny Thing Bout Me Survey
50 Odd/Funny things about moi survey lolol 50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1) Do you like blue cheese? dressing,yes 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? are you on crack?? hell no!!! 3) Do you own a gun? yes 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? duh cherry limeaide 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? some times 6) What do you think of hot dogs? like the wiennies!! 7) Favorite Christmas song? Oh Beautiful Star of Bethlehem(or however ya spell it) 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? power energy drink in tangerine strawberry 9) Can you do push ups? yes..I haven't been going to the gym 4ever 4 nothing!!!! lmao 10) Can you do a chin up? damn skippy lol 11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my magnetic braclet 12) Favorite hobby? D-I-R-T racing...WoooooooT

50 Odd Facts About Me
what the hell......? 1) Do you like blue cheese? yessum 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? WTF!!!? is this a serious question...? 3) Do you own guns? No but i love weapons. hehe 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Diet raspberry lime aid WHERE IS #5??? fuck if i know and i really don't care. 6) What do you think of hot dogs? gross.... unless they are kosher or turkey 7) Favorite Christmas song? Ticha Noc (it is czech) 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? boathouse farm vanilla chai protein drink hehe 9) Can you do push ups? i better be able to or i won't have a job anymore 10) Can you do a chin up? *putting hands on my hips proudly* yes... yes i can. 11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my silver bracele

Odd Feelings
I dont really understand the feelings that are flying through my head and my heart. I watch a sappy love movie and I bawl my eyes out. I watch a horror movie and again if there is the slightist bit of romance and I am crying out my soul to it. I guess maybe because I am getting fearful that I am never gonna find love. is it so bad to want love? I dont think so. anyways I am still fighting with these feelings and anyone who talks to me can see that. its like there is this hole and I dont know how to fill it. I spend all the time in the world that I can with my daughter and though she is THE most important person in my life she can not fill the hole where a lover, friend, and confidant is meant to be. I can not wait until I am loved, truly loved, for who I am and I am able to love the same way. other then that I am doing great. I am spending lots of time with my family and I am watching my daughter grow everyday. she is becoming so beautiful and so mature at such a young age. she love

Odd Hairs
hey. im bored so im back at the ol drawin board...woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! sooo.do you have hair on your toes?juss curious.i was looking at mine and i dont BUT i did see a girl that did, and it got me to looking and wonderin...hmmm what do u think? men..hairy toes..ok thats fine. Woman and hairy anything is sorta umm yucky. but toes? what causes that? i could think maybe menopause or sumthin but she was like 20...i wonder if thats a hormone overdose.how weird i mean really...i wonder if im gonna get that. and if i do what do i do about it, pull em out, make an appt for a wax, shave it off so a amazon rain forest grows back???ignore it and consider it shoe padding? . ive been awake like ALL night cuz i couldnt sleep..this toe thing is buggin me. as a matter of fact ive noticed guys get big fat hairs in their noses, so i stuck a flashlight up mine just to see if i had one, hell i was not happy what so ever at my discovery. so a

Oddities And Useless Trivia
Did you know that..... In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caes

Oddity..
So... Sitting here thinking about all this ooey gooey love stuff.. I realized I am in total love and completely comfy.. not bragging or anything.. just want to clear my head lol So tonight sitting here giving myself a pedicure and manicure with a facial mask on.. my hair in a shower cap with conditioner on it.. and old dingy high school sweats and a old tank top... and will just looks at me and goes baby you are the most beautiful woman in the world to me.. and kisses me and goes back to watching the movie we were watching.. This is why I love him.. he loves me even when I look a hot mess lol..

Odd Little Facts
Odd Facts about ME DO YOU SNORE?: Yes, Like a Frieght Train LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Lover until you threaten who I love... WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Failing those I care about... AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Hell yeah, I loved the airport WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Utter crap DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Nope WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: I was a FAT baby HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: It has its benefits, but downs as well. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Yep, like Pavaratti HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Nope, and probably never will. ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I have the ability to bore people to death! WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Where the drinks are cheap and the sex is free! HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: No but I want to. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: yep, freaky yet cool. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Kinda, but I think psyco environmentalism is not the

Oddly Enough
My dear i live for no tomorrow & surely not be afraid of yesterday. the warth of your profile strickens me to a point of me not been familiar with the feelings i have in the now world and for me to sweep you off your feet .chances are for fools i must let my presents be known.............................

Odd Little Fact
Once in a Lifetime At Three Minutes and Four Seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May This Year, Time, date, and year will be 02:03:04 05/06/07. This will never happen again in our lifetime (thanks jimbo)

Oddly Enough
If you really pay attention to what this says... it's not that far from the truth: What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You? You are Janet Weiss!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

...oddly The Sweetest Thing Anyone Ever Said To Me
"Goodbye Scarecrow" I was watching a show and it brought me to uncontrolable tears. She was dieing of cancer and decided to kill herself. The man she was seeing (who was in a relationship) was there so she did not die alone. She took the pills and looked to him and said, "Goodbye, Scarecrow". When I was in my teens my boyfriend of many years went by the name of Scarecrow. Who knows, if he had not eventually lost it we'd still be together this day. I think of him often. The first guy I ever really loved. We were both rather disturbed individuals... We were both rather dark. It was this darkness that brought us together, it was that darkness that eventually tore us apart... Hell I was his 'mistress' for perhaps two years... I wouldn't let that get in the way. We swore through life and death we'd be there for each other. One day 'Scarecrow' and I were laying in bed. The room was dark and small, the bed a cheap twin. We layed there naked for hours our bodies entertwi

Oddly Interesting
reflection is one of my most favorite pass times... and I have reflected upon the last year with a smile upon my face as the new year is off to a good start. Tis time to part ways with people I have collected. People i find important to me but have had very little contact with. A good portion of the lack of communication is my own fault. If I wasn't so moody at times withdrawing from everyone to regroup and find myself, or just lacking energy to make the time for everyone. It happens. So as i watch friends drop like flies and have found myself less and less interested in forcing conversations I have decided to let go and wish others the best :) There are a distinct few who I will never let go no matter what and hopefully they know that and understand my time not spent online isnt because they bore me or require too much of my time...i am simply logging out and living life. Funny that too! I am not having withdrawals or feeling i am lacking anything, I am reading books, cooking me

10 Odd Lil Things You May Not Know About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am always nice, prolly to a fault unless fucked with or someone fucks with a friend. 2. I am like a Hee-Haw song cause if it wasn't for my bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!...lol 3. I know way too much trivial lil shit and not enough useful facts. 4. I have never even tried any drugs, yes including pot!..I know what cave did i grow up in....lmao 5. I value some of my closest friends on fubar like real life friends and yeah i know the diff between fubar and real life, I did say some fu-friends, not all. 6. I was in the navy for almost 8 years and have been just about everywhere but Europe, Mediteranean, and Austr

An Odd Man
I met an Odd Man one day By pure accident & luck He spoke of vast pictures in his head Of precious things torn from his heart "So open is he with things that matter!" I said in amazement And with respect I listened Then more and more with Love Endlessly to this wonderfully Odd & Interesting Man My heart started melting Drop by tiny droplet upon the ground And when he felt the small but Noticeably growing puddle at his feet He did the strangest thing! He gathered up the liquid with care And offered it to me sweetly As if I had forgotten it in haste Saying "This is yours, you must drink it!" From his kind perspective It was not a mess to be wiped away Not a hazzard to avoid in careless step Nor a treasure to steal away in triumph But an essential nutrient, an elixir of mine That my body requires, never to be wasted again Such a stunningly, perfectly, Beautiful Man I will Love him through always and ever And Time

Oddness
Name 10 people you can think of right off the top of your head Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 10 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first. No cheating!!!!! 1. Dustin 2. Jen 3. Jade 4. Lizzy 5. Allen 6. Aj 7. Sarah 8. Kev 9. Ted 10. Tammy How did you meet # 3? College What would you do if you had never met number # 1? Probably wouldn't still be around here What would you do if # 6 and # 2 were going out? That would be wierd Have you ever seen # 4 cry? yes =( were did you meet number # 10? College How do you know # 8? school friend What do you think about # 7? shes funny, very random like me...LOVES Johnny Depp What would you do if # 5 confessed they loved you? probably slap him then laugh A fact about # 9? hes going to see +44 the same day as me Who is # 2 going out with? i just had a total mind blank lol What's # 4 do for a living? shes a full time uni stude

Odd Numbers Ringtones!!!
Odd Numbers are the featured act at www.flextones.com where you can download ringtones such as "Crazy" or "Russian Dancehall" and more!! You can also download us as the wall paper on your phone.....so do it, do it now!!

Odd Names...
One of the guys in production was putting the magnet on the back of a badge when the name on it jumped up and smacked him. He got such a kick out of it he had to share with everyone. And since I nearly fell out of my chair laughing I have to share it with everyone else. Gene Pool I'm not kidding. I promise.

Odd News From 2007
BERLIN (Reuters) - From a Greek nunnery turned into a marijuana farm by two men posing as gardeners to a South African man with a gunshot wound told by a doctor to "walk the pain off," the world was full of weird news in 2007. A Moscow woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat. "I was burning like a torch," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I don't know what I did to deserve this." In another unusual living arrangement, a German man left his dead mother seated in her favorite armchair at their shared home for two years after her death of natural causes at age 92. Yet not everything that smelled like a corpse was really dead in 2007. In the German town of Kaiserslautern, police broke into a darkened flat expecting to find a corpse after neighbors complained of a nasty smell seeping out into the hallway. But instead they found a te

Oddness Abounds...kinda
TAG - YOU'RE IT! So the rules of this little game are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged" in their comments on their page and tell them to read your blog..." 1. Despite my amazon-yness I sometimes wear the nose bleed heels- and at this point I stagger and sway not unlike a drunken monkey. I try to "work it" but it looks as if I have hip dysplasia, or am stripper zombie girl (less mottled, stinky and cannibalish though) 2. Really thought everyone could "see music", "taste colors", and "feel the texture and tone & literal flavor of words" but my DR has explained that this is not normal & that I varied forms of synesthesia. When I explained other people nodded and seemingly agreed to my descriptions and excitement he said it was being polite that my being excited is kinda infectious & charming

The Oddness And Sumtimes Emptiness Of Simply Being..
Have you ever felt lonely on the inside? cause no matter what we are ALWAYS alone on the inside. Noone within to share our thoughts, our fears, our base emotions. There is noone else. jus YOU lookin out. and every so often you notice. You notice that it is indeed just a shell on the outside, a form of transportation to get us to and fro. I jus wish for one day that I could invite someone inside with me. But then I'm sure the sense of loss after would be too much to bare. So maybe it's better to be solitary. But don't U just wonder sumtimes?

Oddness For The Day
I'm use to having weird things happen to me, but thus far, today takes the cake. Waiting for the bus this morning on a top of a snow pile. I'm on my cell phone leaving my uncle a message who is all traumatized he didn't get my gift yet when it was delivered on Monday when out of no where, this woman says, "Hello." I ignore her because I'm on the phone. She peeks her head around my hood, "Hello. How are you?" This just annoys me. ON THE PHONE!!! I start to leave my uncle a message when she pops out of my line of vision. I end my call, bus pulls up and I get on. I turn to look for this annoying woman and guess what? NO ONE THERE! Seriously, not a freakin' soul. And with all of the snow we have piled up because our village doesn't believe in snow removal, there is no way this woman could have gotten anywhere fast. Great. I blow off an angel. My day is starting off great! Off the bus and onto the train. I'm reading my book when I glance up and end up doing a double take. Sitting acro

Oddness
so i got this friend request on face book the other day from my ex wife who all of a sudden is being really super nice to me and im wondering what she wants or why all of a sudden shes writing me after all this time plus im watching NCIS and abby is HOT!

Odd One
Odd one your never alone I'm here and I will reflect you both of us basically unattatched to anything or any one unless we're pretending You live your life in your head Some call it imagination I'd rather focus instead On anything except what I'm feeling, what I'm feeling Aye, it's gonna be ok Aye, we're gonna laugh at this one day Odd one, I wish I was you You're never concerned with acceptance We are all desperately seeking out and fitting out with anyone who will accept us Aye, it's gonna be ok. Aye, we'll both laugh at this one day Hey, it's gonna be ok. Hey, gonna laugh at this one day Aye, it's gonna be ok. Aye, we'll both laugh at this one day Don't let someone tell you you're no one Don't let someone tell you you're no one

Odd Pet
My pet I got lost He found me His words They healed me I told him my sad He gave me some glad He told me “damn” My smile came back I will never lose that He said in a laugh “think about something that will piss you off” “Like UA losing” Ass! You made me smile You killed my blah I lub you for that You lil odd pet We talk about a lot We talk about nothing You let me be me And you like me for me You dirty lil freak Secrets are saved You have mine Hehe You know my crush You read my here You read my there Only you know these So shut yo mouth And keep them between You and me I LUB MY ODD PET

Odd Poem
Okay, here goes. Don't shoot me over the dumbness of this. This poem was turned into a rap song in a WWE themed dream I had last night (I am extremely weird I know) You think you know me? You know nothing I am the Raven Flying through the sky Hiding in the trees I do not aim to please I am the champion No matter whose waist The belt wraps around My eyes watch you As you think you know everything Then I laugh at your mistakes Once you feel the Bow You will learn I am the best in this town My wings will wrap around your skull And that is when you will know You have felt the wrath of the Raven

103 Odd Questions
103 Questions Some People Wouldn't Think To Ask! 001. When's the last time you ran? Oh as if I can even remember, you wouldn;t run with tits like mine either 002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Only where convient 003. What are you dreading right now? The next 100 questions 004. Do you celebrate 4/20? I plead the 5th and will continue to do so 005. Only child? Don't I wish 006. Favorite ice cream? Any flavor eaten off of the right person 007. When was your last doctors visit? Oh no they are not making me fall for that I am a doctor you can trust me scam again 008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? Shit I am not even off work 8 straight hours anymore 010. "First Loves Are Never Over;" is this true for you? Sure they are once the body is gone 011. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back? Hehehe . . . take them from the back 012. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would they find

55 Odd Questions.
55 Odd Questions. Be truthful. 1.) Do you talk in your sleep? Yes, sometimes 2.) Red Jello or Blue Jello? red jello 3.) Whats getting on your nerves right now? The children I work with 4.) What's your favorite color? Purple 5.) Window seat or aisle seat? Aisle 6.) Ever met anyone famous? Randy Owen from Alabama 7.) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life? Im getting there 8.) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl 9.) Dr. Phil or Oprah Winfrey? Fuck em both 10) Basketball or Football? FOOTBALL 11.) How long do your showers last? 3 minutes to half an hour 12.) Do you know how to drive a stick? yes 13.) Personality or Looks? personality is first 14.) Are you self-conscious? To a fault 15.) Have you ever given money to a bum? yeah 16.) Can you jog 5k without stopping? Why would I want to? 17.) Where do you wish you were? Out of this state 18. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Too many times

Odd Questions
Musings Thoughtful Questions... Which TV family would you like to join? Lucky Louie Three suitcases or one carry-on? Three Suitcases What superpower would you want to possess? Why? See people for who they really are to avoid assholes The movie or the book? Or the Cliffs Notes? Book usually but sometimes the movie is good If you started a treehouse club and could only invite three members, who would you pick? Steve Naghavi, Neil DePaul, and Jerry from DRC What was your favorite subject in school? Why European History... plagues and Nazis rock If you could go back in time and relive one day in your life, which day would you choose and why? The day I met Neil... twas the best day of my life What are your three main goals in life? sex, drugs and rock'n'roll... but really... i'unno

34 Odd Questions
34 obscure questions sent to me 1. What is your best friend's Dad's name? Well now that is gonna depend on which best friend you are talking about 2. What body part do you hate the most? On who, not a whole lot I don’t like on others 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Not sure I ever had a hot teacher 4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? You could call it that 5. What body part do you wash first? Am I in the shower alone? 6. Do you have any fours? Go Fish 7. The number 7? . . . 8 . . . 9 . . . 8. Is your driveway steep? Where is this said driveway? 9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? The kind that doesn’t involve anal leakage 10. Have you ever been tied up? And down too 11. Age difference between you and your youngest brother/sister? I’m thinking my sibling is a female not a male/female - so . . . 12. Where do you see yourself and your life in the next 2 years? Someone will get fed up with me and

Odd Questions
1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who? I really cant see any of them dying for me 2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be? Well didnt they try that once and it flopped. I dont think it would make a diffrence, if people want it they will find it 3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one. Kenny Chesney 4. Do you believe world peace is possible? No 5. I'm a genie. Name your wish. For a lot of money 6. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you off. Chest and back hair for me to ewwww 7. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you on? eyes 8. Speaking of same sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain? I have never seen it. 9. What are you obsessive about? dont really know 10. Leather face is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide from him? fight to victory just to make sure my kids get out 11. Do you feel people underes

70 Odd Questions
70 Odd QuestionsWhat is your middle name?AngeliqueWhat color is your mailbox?um,its in my front door.....Are you single?noHave you ever hit a deer?no,Thank GodDo you have to drive over a bridge to get home?noWhat color is your room?whiteDo you have a small driveway?I hate my f-ing driveway!Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?noWhat do you do first in the morning?yawnWhat brand is your printer?HP somethingDo you enjoy fighting with people?no I don'tIs your hair naturally straight or curly?pretty straightWho was your kindergarten teacher?uhhhhhhWhat is your ringtone?INXS-Need you tonightAre you taller than your mom?noWhat curse word do you say the most when your pissed?FuckAre you God?um,noDo you like someone?prollyDo you enjoy writing in colored pens?yesDoes anything hurt on your body right now?noDo you often cry during a movie?sometimesLast phone call you received?the groomerLast text message?Text picDo you hate your life?sometimes I doDo you get mad easily?YesWhat is your

70 Odd Questions
What is your middle name? Christen What color is your mailbox? black Are you single? No Have you ever hit a deer? Almost!! Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Hmmm, from where???? LOL What color is your room? Ivory Do you have a small driveway? hmmm, no driveway just a spot to park!! Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? My daughter does!! What do you do first in the morning? Ley my dog out, and make coffee What brand is your printer? Lexmark Do you enjoy fighting with people? No Is your hair naturally straight or curly? wavy at the bottom Who was your kindergarten teacher? I don't even remember!! LOL What is your ringtone? Crazy Bitch Are you taller than your mom? yep What curse word do you say the most when your pissed? "son of a bad word" LOL Do you like someone? Everyone likes someone!! Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? I write with them, but "enjoy"??? Doesn't have an opinion either

70 Odd Questions
What is your middle name? Refuse to tell What color is your mailbox? black Are you single? No Have you ever hit a deer? Thank God no Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? from work yes. What color is your room? Paneled and wallpaper, both I think from the 50's Do you have a small driveway? no it's 2 vehicles wide Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? depends which one What do you do first in the morning? light a cigarette What brand is your printer? The on ewith the computer I'm on now is Cannon, I have 3 others in my house and one at work. Do you enjoy fighting with people? No Is your hair naturally straight or curly? way too curly Who was your kindergarten teacher? Right, ancient history never was my strong suit. LOL What is your ringtone? Depends whoes calling, my daughter Cocaine, husband Bad Boys, etc Are you taller than your mom? only because she is shrinking What curse word do you say the most

50 Odd Questions
1. What is your best friends name? NOT SURE 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? PINK 3. What are you listening to right now? BACK 4 GOOD BY TAKE THAT 4. Whats your favorite number? 69 5. What was the last thing you ate? RAMEN 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? PINK 7. How is the weather right now? 69 DEGREES 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? DAVID 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? THEIR SMILE 10. Do you have a significant other? NO 11. Favorite TV show? ROSEANNE 12. Siblings? 1/2 BROTHER 13. Height? 5ft. 8 IN. 14. Hair color? DARK BROWN 15. Eye Color? BLUE 16. Do you wear contacts? I WANNA 17. Favorite Holiday? VALENTINES 18. Month? DECEMBER 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? YES 20. What was the last movie you watched? 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU 21. Favorite Day of the Year? FRIDAY 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? NO 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? NO 24. Hugs or Kisses? BO

Odd Quotes!!
~ It hurts when someone says they don't love you, but it hurts more when they lie and say they do! ~ A face without freckles, is like a sky without stars! ~ Every girl wants a man, that she can go to in her swearts, her hair mess, makeup running down her face, eyes red from crying and the first thing he says to here is, " Baby your beautiful" and means it. ~ People will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends leave footprints in your heart. ~ When a friend leaves you, don't miss them and cry, but remember them and laugh. ~ Smiles and tears, Giggles and laughs, Late night calls and cuter photographs, I'll be there for you till the day of my death, Best friends forever til my very last breath. ~ The worst thing in life is to lose a friend, a friend that means the world to you, a friend that you put all your trust and faith in, a friend that you believe in from the start, a friend that took the canter of your heart, a friend that you'd die for, a friend that you cherish

Odd Ramblings
There is so much romance to life... it is everywhere. We spend so much time trying to bend life to our will, to control and change and modify, that we often forget sometimes its enough to just enjoy. There is magic all around us... I've forgotten that, and bought into the other con. My two favorite subjects are math and science. To me I see the intracacies of life in these fields.... so many layers. There is a magic to mathematics, a music in the numbers, a symphony in the equations. Its more than merely counting, the language is so expressive and so unmistakable. When you get good at it, the numbers will dance before you, speaking their own tale.... In chemistry there is the same symphony of magic. So many nuances, so much elegance. Not the formulas, or the problems, but the underlying concepts. There is a magic to chemistry, how it functions, the precision. Change one particle, smaller than we can comprehend, and you change a deadly poison to the aroma of a flower.

Odds And Ends
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Odd Start To The Day!
Early meetings drive be a little crazy! I have a meeting at the high school with Taylor's teachers at 7:15 a.m. So I need to start kid delivery to school much earlier than usual!! Ah, well. I hope everyone had a lovely Valentine's Day! Thank you to everyone who sent Valentine's greetings; I do appreciate it! Valentine's Day was certainly not acknowledged at my house, lol! Except for the oversized teddy bear one of the guys gave his girlfriend. Teddy bear was the size of a toddler! I hope his girlfriend liked it, lol! I must say it is interesting having teenage guys around. Observing their behavior is a hoot! I've taught Taylor how to touch up his own black nail polish! Had to teach Tim the best way to cover up a hickey, lmao!! Excuse me? If you don't want the hickey viewed by the Goddess and everyone else, make sure it's in a place no one can see! Got alot of off-color comments over that one. Hey, if it's on your neck, deal with it! I think hickeys are totally adolescent!! Wait,

Odds And Ends
There was once on a time a maiden who was pretty, but idle and negligent. When she had to spin she was so out of temper that if there was a little knot in the flax, she at once pulled out a whole heap of it, and strewed it about on the ground beside her. Now she had a servant who was industrious, and gathered together the bits of flax which were thrown away, cleaned them, spun them fine, and had a beautiful gown made out of them for herself. A young man had wooed the lazy girl, and the wedding was to take place. On the eve of the wedding, the industrious one was dancing merrily about in her pretty dress, and the bride said, ah, how that girl does jump about, dressed in my hurds. The bridegroom heard that, and asked the bride what she meant by it. Then she told him that the girl was wearing a dress made of the flax which she had thrown away. When the bridegroom heard that, and saw how idle she was, and how industrious the poor girl was, he gave her up and went to the other, and chose he

Odds And Ends. Mostly Just Odds. Lol
Not much happened over the weekend. Friday was my little brother's birthday. We played poker and stuff. It was interesting. I spent most of saturday lieing in bed thinking saturday. The time just kknida dissapeared into nothingness. I've been stressed out and upset with school lately. I went to see my grandma today in idaho. That was fun. We had a little barbaque, and then went fishing. It was ok. No one caught fish, but it's still nice to get out and do stuff. I watched an old movie with my parents when we got back to their house. Then I went home. People were watching heroes, so I watched some of that. It was interesting. I made links to other parts of my page below. Just incase people are bored and haven't been to those pages before. They might be mildly amusing or whatever.QuizesPicturesBooze, drugs, and big girls.

Odds And Ends Of Randoms Thoughts
Somtimes we live to how others want us to but why? This robs us of hopes and goals that makes us individuals I say we should live for our own dreams and goals and dreams then learn how to intertwine them with others and grow from the sharing but always remember to live to your own goals and dreams first and dont let that be taken from you. Value everthing that enters your life as a tool, an experience to perpare you for what is to come. when you fail dont give up hope but jus try again for even failures are means of learning to getting it right. If somone loves you treasure them for love is a rare thing but one of the most beautiful gifts in life. Live like today is your last for then each day will be that much more valuable. Most of all love what you have in your life thank those you call friends and loves ones and make sure they know how much they care for today is short and yesterday is gone and tommorow is vast of unknowns.

Odds Are.............
Today is fri aug 31. My friend Dee got here thur. and my dr's appointment today went as planned. My back surgery is scheduled for wed. I am so nervous!!!! I need the surgery. I can't function with this much daily pain. But having a medical background I know of several things that can go wrong. Odds are that I will be fine. Odds are that I will recovery at a normal pace. Odds are that I will be back to work in Nov as planned. Odds are that I will walk out of the hospital feeling so much better. Odds are......ya! right! Odds!!!!! I have never done anything the easy way in my entire life. Odds are I will continue the streak with this surgery. I won't be on line for several days starting sat morning. I have a lot of things to do to make it easier for my friend who is helping me before and after surgery. Odds are I will never be able to repay her or the other friends who have helped me sooooo much. Odds are I will be worried over nothing.... Gods I hope so. Just once may t

The Odds Are At It Again
One of these days I will figure out who or what I pissed off in this or a past life. I had surgery the 5th of Sept. That was ok kind of. Unusual twisted anatomy and a good dr equal out... Getting the hosp bill and seeing the $23,680.37 total. (Luckily it was just the itemized bill not the amount I have to pay)... Having my 35 yr old washer decide now is the time to die adds to the pile... Getting my bill for my ins through work and having it be $163 instead of the expected $123..again adding more. Having the Credit Union do me a favor and cover the $300 check that I was going to pay off over 4 weeks ...yup higher still.. having it be time for my friend to go home after helping me get thru the bad days after surgery...The cherry on the top. I will live..I will have food to eat..I can take my clothing to the laundry mat to wash and dry them as long as I don't lift too much and ruin the repair on my back...But GEEZE!!!!! Can't a girl get a brake just once in a while!!!!!!!! I'm g

Odd Sex Facts
Strange customs - In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) - In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. - Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) - The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) - There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world th

Odds
Wherefore comes the thinking, one gets set in mind, I am odd, not even, gentle warm and kind. Human isn't odd here, on this planet earth, even handed beings, most 2 hands from birth. Pairs of things are common, and the odds do match, making them all even, when their plans are hatched. pairs or eyes, and ears too, pairs of cheeks and lips, count your wiggling fingers, even fingertips. Souls are lonely creatures, traveling one by one, when they find their true mate, oddity is done. Wrote this one on sunday, jan 13 [friday the thirteenth came on a sunday this month]. Faeriesue inspired.

Odd Stuff
this is my first blog entry so all b nice to me plz but in this blog i would like to say to who all reads it im a nice person till u piss me off but i guess that goes for anyone in the world. but anyway i am a happy person most of the time i am also bi so dont down grade me cuz i get evil well every one have a nice day and member this HAVE FUN IN THE SUN GET LAID IN THE SHADE LIFES A BITCH THEN U DIE PARTY HARDY DRINK BACARDI,SEX ON THE BITCH WITH A SALTY RIM, JIM JACK AND OSAY ALL MY FAVORITE MEN, NOW LETS GET DRUNK THE BEST BUMBER STICKER OF THE YEAR ON A WOMANS CAR****IF YOUR RIDING MY ASS YOU BETTER BE PULLING MY HAIR!!**** well just a few thoughts from me crazie bitch

Odd Sex Laws< Makes You Think "why"
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a

The Odds Are Always With You If You Try
THE ODDS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU IF YOU TRY -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Success in anything is connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but they don't quit. They hang on long after others have let go. You must have persistence. Keep trying is the rule that you must follow to become successful in anything. Persistence means taking pains to overcome every obstacle, to do all that is necessary to reach your goal. You must never, never, never give up. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Reproduce freely but maintain Copyright notice.

Odds~n~ends
A few facts about me... -flirting makes me giggle in my heart, kinda like a little buzz that you'd get from eating something sweet that is most likely very unhealthy -i believe in fairy tales even though i know they are highly unlikely to come true -i never want to be my mother -i sleep with a stuffed animal to ward off unwanted loneliness -i collect things that i see during a moment that means something to me ie.. shells, rocks, leaves, whatever is around. -i talk to myself -when i am sad or off balance I clean rooms in my house until they are exactly clean enough to eat off of surfaces. -i feel lonely often, but it is a self imposed loneliness. as most of my friends know..i shut everyone out. -i'd give almost anything to make one person smile at any given time. -i dont like to smile, but i love to laugh -im more than 30 lbs overweight and i do not like my body -i am more comfortable typing an about me than talking about me -im a highschool d

Odds Are Against Me
This surgery to which I gave the ok too is very risky and dangerous. I like the odds since it is against me and I like this fight. I lost everything including myself respect and diginty. This God did not loose Faith in me. A to Z and the rest can go whereever. Destiny try to keep up. Norio

Odds Are Not Always Against Me
The odds are not always against me and today was one of those days. Tree limb from yesterday was cut down by me between 7 to 8 AM and slighlt past. The branches I'll deal with tomorrow or later. The limb or the log I'll have to check with the township as to the size and what am I supposed to do with it. It's about 12 inches wide at the tree end. The audience was either pleased or dimayed by my effort. I promised someone I would change her oil and filter and another had loaned me her ramps but it was too steep and thus no good. Tried the concrete blocks and went off of that. No, not those kind. I used her scissor jack on one side and mine on the other. Did the job and all seemed to look good. Yes, I know the danger of it. Sometimes I have to go against my logic and steer toward my intuition. I realize the pain we are in right now and often the family dectates where the money goes but PM and repair is important on the car as well our ownselves. I also know that money just don't go around

Odds And Ends
In 1980, A Loaf of Bread Cost 51 Cents Jimmy Carter is president of the US President Carter announces punitive measures and embargoes against the USSR in retaliation for the Soviet invasion of AfghanistanMount St. Helens in Washington state erupts in a violent blast estimated to be 500 times as powerful as the Hiroshima atomic bombRonald Reagan is elected the 40th US president in a sweeping victoryUS Representative Michael O. Myers is expelled from the House for his role in the Abscam scandalHewlett-Packard announces release of its first personal computerMicrosoft announces their version of UNIX, XenixChristina Ricci, Chelsea Clinton, Venus Williams, Jessica Simpson, Macaulay Culkin, and Jake Gyllenhaal are bornPhiladelphia Phllies win the World SeriesPittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XIVNew York Islanders win the Stanley CupThe Empire Strikes Back is the top grossing film"Lady" by Kenny Rogers spends the most time at the top of the US chartsU.S. viewers get caught up in the "Wh

Odds N Ends
Sometimes in the pursuit of happiness.. we lose ourselves. If you had just seen, I'd be 'here' to stay.. Instead, I led myself on this crazy pursuit.. to seek something. To seek what lies at the end of the rainbow. I led myself through the great unknown.. and everywhere I went, it was your face I seen. With every whisp of wind across my face, it was your kiss.. I felt. I followed what I thought was my heart.. only to find out, you can't follow, what isn't yours to begin with. I begin everyday.. with the still beating heart, that once was, mine. And someday again, it will be again. It will fall in line with the pulse.. that calls it forth. Like there is night to day. Theres a puzzle missing it's piece.. It's deciding, does it belong to my puzzle..or yours? *status unknown*

50 Odd Things
If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'2 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? nope 4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? nope 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? no not really 6. What do you think of hot dogs? i don't know there ok 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Don't really have one 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? water 9. Can you do push ups? I guess 10. Is your bathroom clean? yes 12. Do you like painkillers? if i need them yeah 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I'm a nympho lol 14.Do you own a knife? no 15. Do you have A.D.H.D? no but it seems to happen a lot lol 16. Middle Name? Marie 17.What's your normal bed time? whenever I get really tired 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: milk, juice, water 20. What time did you wake

50 Odd Things About Me
50 odd things about Jersey 1. Who's your #1? Death 2. What is your favorite possession? hmm.. have to say my chenile v. secret robe.. couldn't sleep with out it. 3. Do you own a gun? Several 4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? Hmm.. I have more than a few choice words coming to mind.. But I would have to say.. Fuck off. 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Nope 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Lips and Ass 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Baby its cold outside 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Iced coffee and lots of it 9. Can you do push ups? YES 10. Is your bathroom clean? YES 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my diamond journey necklace i dont' take it off 12. Do you take painkillers? when needed.. 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I bat my pretty green yes.. and show some cleavage.. lol 14. Do you have A.D.D.? [Attention De

2 Odd Things Of Note
1. Does anybody else find it interesting that today is National Dog Appreciation Day & Monday is the day Michael Vick finds out how much time he gets for running a dogfighting ring? 2. Why does a guy who I took out of my fantasy baseball lineup suddenly goes 4 for 5 with 5 RBIs & an inside the park home run? It always happens to me.

50 Odd Things About Me
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like cheese? Yes 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No 3. Do you own a gun? My eyes can shoot dart just fine without a gun 4. Your favorite song? Changes depending on my mood 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Always 6. What do you think of hot dogs? I can only eat Oscar Meyer ones 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Silent Night and Suzy Snowflake 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, but that is more needed as an IV 9. Can you do push ups? girl ones 10. Is your bathroom clean? Yes 11. What's your favorite piece(s) of jewelry? My guitar and Jem earrings 12. Favorite Hobby? Singing and writing poems 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Blowjobs 14. Do you have A.D.D.? No 15. What one trait do you hate about yourself? My looks 1

Odd Things About Me
In order to gain more fans and friends (and since I'm new to Fubar) I thought I'd post a little about myself. This isn't the usual stuff about loving long walks and quiet nights - no, this is stuff about the REAL me. I put everything on left-first. My left sock, my left shoe, left pant leg, left earring, and such. I have tried doing things "right first" and it just feels strange. If I put on something 'right first' I end up taking it off and starting over again. lol When something is very funny, I snort when I laugh. I always look in my hand and count the M&Ms I'm about the eat. I have to have an equal number. I have NO idea why. I can say "bitch" in four different languages. When I drink water at night, I always count the swallows. This is the only time I count my drinks/sips of water. I posed for nude photos when I was in college. The dumbest thing I ever said was when I was drunk, hanging out a truck window and I shouted "WOW! Everything is in 3D!"

Odd To My Family
Band : Cranberries Song & Lyrics : Cranberries Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... Understand the things I say, don't turn away from me, 'Cause I've spent half my life out there, you wouldn't disagree. Do you see me? Do you see? Do you like me? Do you like me standing there? Do you notice? Do you know? Do you see me? Do you see me? Does anyone care? Unhappiness where's when I was young, And we didn't give a damn, 'Cause we were raised, To see life as fun and take it if we can. My mother, my mother, She hold me, she hold me, when I was out there. My father, my father, He liked me, oh, he liked me. Does anyone care? Understand what I've become, it wasn't my desing. And people ev'rywhere think, something better than I am. But I miss you, I miss, 'cause I liked it, 'Cause I liked it, when I was out there. Do you know this? Do you know you did not find me. You did not find. Does anyone care? Unhappiness where's when I was young, And we didn't give a d

50 Odd Things About ^..^
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like blue cheese? i like blue cheese dressing 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? hell no 3. Do you own a gun? ummm no 4. Your favorite song of all time? Wake Up Call and The Way I Are 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? nopers 6. What do you think of hot dogs? cheap filling food and good with mac and cheese 7. Favorite Christmas song? Comfort and Joy 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee 9. Can you do push ups? lol ummm...i dont kno...probably not 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My pentacle necklace 12. Favorite hobby? FUBAR...lol....and making graphics 13. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex? my eyes, sense of humor, personality 14. Do you have A.D.D.? no...i dont suffer from A.D....OH LOOK A CHICKEN! 15. What one trait do you hate about yourself? m

Odd Thought
so last night it was 4am when i said something a little odd, i looked at my friend and told her that fubar was porn for your soul, lmao. I have no idea why i said that but i thought it was a little funny. Anyways just thought i would share that with you all

50 Odd Things
50 Odd ThingsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. Do you like blue cheese? Nope 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope 3. Do you own a gun? Nope, never will 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Never been to a Sonic 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Not really, but I don't go often. When I do, I usually already know what's wrong. 6. What do you think of hot dogs? They're good with cheese and chili. 7. Favorite Christmas song? Christmas in Hell 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Nothing, usually 9. Can you do push ups? Yup 10. Why do you post surveys? Obligation 11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? I don't wear much jewelry 12. Favorite hobby? Internetz.... or gaming 13. Are your toes painted? I think I have residual on one of my big toes. 14. Do you have A.D.D.? Probably 15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? Procrastination 16. Middle name? Michelle 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment My feet hurt, I c

44 Odd Things About Me... How About You?
44 ODD Things about me! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! and forward please do not forget to include me I usually do not like these things because normally they are all the same…this one intrigued me Learn 44 things about your friends, and let them learn 44 things about you! 1. Do you like blue cheese? Oh Yeah! 2. Have you ever smoked? At 10 years Old and did not like it… Saved a ton of Money I would expect. 3. Do you own a gun? I could open a Gun Shop, ah Yes I do… 4. What flavor of Kool-Aid was your favorite? I believe black Cherry 5. Do you get nervous? Yes 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Chicago Style, however…I did do a Cincinnati Chiliad one once and was quite impressed…maybe it was the company I was with. 7. Favorite Christmas movie? A Christmas Carol w/ Bill Murray 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Cappuccino Carmel and Cinnamon 9. Can you do push ups? PG rated and R Rated Yes, I can 10. What's your favorite

44 Odd Things About You!
44 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 44 things about your friends, and let them learn 44 things about you! 1) Favorite object in your room my bed ~not my answer, but I'll go with it. lol~ 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? never 3) Do you own guns? Nope...unless you count water guns. lol 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? cherry-limade is pretty good 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Always lol 6) What do you think of hot dogs? As long as they're the 100% beef without the other "stuff" in them 7) Favorite song? Gollum's Song - CURRENT - 8) Can you do push ups? Sure, but what's my incentive??? 9) Can you do a chin up? I could, but why would I? 10) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? I only own one: my earring 11) Do you like blue cheese? Yes; goes great with Buffalo Wings (from Buffalo, NY!) 12) Ever been in a car wreck? a couple 13) What's one physi

50 Odd Things
1. Do you like blue cheese? no 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? uhhh NO 3. Do you own a gun? not allowed...im dangerous 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? never been there 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? nope 6. What do you think of hot dogs? i have never really "thought" about them 7. Favorite Christmas song? I wanna hippopotomus for xmas 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? tea 9. Can you do push ups? believe it or not...yes 10. Why do you post surveys? boredom 11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? my start sapphire 12. Favorite hobby? fubar 13. Are your toes painted? no but my toe nails are 14. Do you have A.D.D.? no 15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? bad temper 16. Middle name? lynn 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment im hungry,im hungry and im hungry 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? smokes,gas,breadstix 19. Name 3 drinks

10 Odd Things
Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF10. I contridict myself constantly.9. I am an exhibitionist....8. but actually hate my body.7. I have a cajun accent, but have learned to keep it out of my voice... most of the time6. love to go camping5. I love horror films. LOVE THEM4. I also love disney films... ARISTOCATS FOR THE WIN!3. I have had sex with 13 men... and 6 girls... 2. I have had more GIRLFRIENDS then boyfriends1. Have 2 or more types of indian blood in me... but you can only tell by my bone structure.. my skin is from my mom.. damn french woman :DYOUR TURN!This blog list is brought to you by that damn bird.

10 Odd Thing, Cuz Serenity Made Me
Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF10. I prefer small groups or to be alone. Why, because when a bunch of people get together, they always seem to devide into cliques, and I refuse to make believe I dont like someone cuz they arent a part of "the clique" 9. I could tell you exactly were things are in my Apt. But for some reason I have trouble with peoples names when I first meet them. 8. I like my nipple rings played with, but before they were pierced I hated for a gf to suck on them 7. The Tattoos on my right arm are not finished, because it represents living in Las Vegas, and I cant bring myself to have it finished here in Louisiana. Ill have to make a trip to Vegas to get it done. 6. My sons are the most important people in my life. They never want to go back to thier moms house when its time to. 5. My SB always has the same handful of people talking to me in it, and whe

Odd Week
I do not enjoy going to visitations but consider them something that must be attended. It is a sign of caring but I never know what to say. This week I get to go to three. A co-worker's father died, someone I used to work with died (suicide) and someone I graduated with died. I'll try to take these two attitudes with me - "People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care" and "That which does not kill us only makes us stonger." It's unfortunate but a way of life that funerals and visitations are a way to see your old friends. later

O Death Rock Me Asleep A Poem By Anne Boleyn
Death, rock me asleep,Bring me to quiet rest,Let pass my weary guiltless ghostOut of my careful breast.Toll on, thou passing bell;Ring out my doleful knell;Let thy sound my death tell.Death doth draw nigh;There is no remedy.My pains who can express?Alas, they are so strong;My dolour will not suffer strengthMy life for to prolong.Toll on, thou passing bell;Ring out my doleful knell;Let thy sound my death tell.Death doth draw nigh;There is no remedy.Alone in prison strongI wait my destiny.Woe worth this cruel hap that IShould taste this misery!Toll on, thou passing bell;Ring out my doleful knell;Let thy sound my death tell.Death doth draw nigh;There is no remedy.Farewell, my pleasures past,Welcome, my present pain!I feel my torments so increaseThat life cannot remain.Cease now, thou passing bell;Rung is my doleful knell;For the sound my death doth tell.Death doth draw nigh;There is no remedy.

O De-ai Stii Iubirea Mea
O de-ai stii cum se apleaca inima mea tremurand infiorata in fata privirii tale,de-ai vedea taramurile minunate unde te poarta gandurile mele visatoare,ai intelege atunci ca tu esti cea mai minunata dintre femei,prima si ultima minune din viata mea. Tu-mi faci viata o poveste minunata pe care o sa savurez ca un copil uimit si fermecat, te urmaresc entuziasmat cum ma incanti cu regine,zane,spiridusi si alte minunatii prea ireale mintii mele dar prea scumpe inimi care le-adora ca sa nu le cred. Tu-mi porti in priviri paradisul,taramul pur de unde cad doar lacrimi si lumina,tu-mi drumuiesti fericirea in saruturi,si te rog,o,te implor,fi generoasa! Iubeste-ma si-ascultati ecoul iubirii in inima mea,n-ai sa auzi nimic mai minunat de la pamant la cer. Esti panza pe care se tes visele mele,fir cu fir,sarut cu sarut,mangaiere cu mangaiere ele devin realitate langa tine.E minunat sa

An Ode And Two Seasons...
As you wake on a tuesday winter's mornand the climate for me is of summer borni am thinking these thoughts, they are romancei envision us soflty as we dancewe are gliding in motion and spinningas our gaze locks our eyes we are grinningi draw you so closely to my faceour lips touch together in warm embracei brush through your hair like the wind does the tree leavesjust thinking of you makes me weak in the kneesi can't help it this feeling, i am floatingi don't want to lose all of this i'm emotingyou have taken the place of my nightmaresi am constantly captured by your starei cannot ever get you off my mindyou have worn smooth my rough spots and i findthere is no room in my heart for no otheri am running toward you and not coveryou have blanketed my soul from the insideit is for your love and toward you i glide

Ode De' What?
To where the buffalo might roam.... There will ALWAYS be fear and loathing.... Which pill or freind we choose.... It only matters who see's the credits... Creadibility only adds up if you pissed off the right of the closet people.... The deeper the sorrow the taller the story, Well sir., .... I guess thats where I matter now!..... I have done it, and done it well, My name Is forgotten................ I'm not lazy,.... but I have done my part,....... and handsomely............. done the worst, to piss off the best, Far from easy, and now the credits............ Sober and lost I weep more amptitude than "Father" would if all time where... lost, the lottery of forgiveness and come back home is undescribeable......... I know who bears the horn.... Im ready to receive it.... "FEBUS" Loosing your life is no where close to loosing your true home.. "danny legend"

Ode 2 My Angel
as i sit here & think of u i look @ your pix u sent 2 my yahoo while im thinkin of your sweet female scent thats lasted this long i do smell while i take a look @ your sexy lace thong the one i keep by myside when i sleep @ night cause it feels like your there & that things will be alright ill never 4get the day we met it was pure destiny cause you were meant 2 be my angel while makin me so happy

Ode 2 My "baby Girl"
i hope someday you can truly forgive me and we can go back to how things were but until that day comes my happiness is one big blur id give anything or do anything to make things right cause i am missing you and those talks we had at night i beg you to come back to me i need you as my friend so my life isnt so empty ive been lonely and i havent been the same i truly miss those days of you saying my given name some might say im silly or even call me a nerd but baby i hope im still your one and only turd

The Ode Of The Chocolate Cherry
The Ode of The Chocolate Cherry I watched as you dunked the cherry into the rich, dark chocolate sauce. It pulled heavily at the stem from the weight of the dark syrup. You carefully placed it on to of my head. The chocolate slowly glided down my face. A drop traveled to the corner of my lips. It was still warm. You slowly poured more chocolate glaze over my head, and it spread evenly over my chest. You told me to remain still, so the cherry would not fall from my head. The thick syrup covered my quivering stomach, running down my abdomen. It slowly surrounds my hardened dick, covering my swollen balls. You greedily started to lick the hardening chocolate from quivering body. I grabbed your hair when you enveloped the tip of my cock and pushed your tightly wrapped lips further down. My mind was consumed with a passionate fire. You gently drew up your head and climbed on top of me. I grabbed your hips and guided you over me. Suddenly you push down, and my dick slipped into

"ode Of The Dead"
Cease this search; I cannot be found I tend to flowers from below the ground Still that voice; for I cannot hear These sounds fall silent upon my ear Bloodless, breathless, eternal sleep Painless, lifeless, are mine to keep Just turn around, and walk away A time will come; but not this day Breaths of life, still left to live Don’t ask when, I have no say We’ll meet again; shed not a tear A place so far away from here. Copyright 2008 Elias Rathgar

An Ode - Or Maybe A Toast?
to simple to pure of heart and unrestrained of passion to perfect moments shared in imperfect places to living and to loving and to being free with each other to the moon and to the stars and the rain and nights that you wish would never end but do. to brilliance and inspiration and to laughter and music and kind hugs on tough days to dreams and hopes and all of that good stuff that makes tomorrows bearable to family and to friends and to kinfolk of all sorts to playfulness and seriousness and keeping the faith to mothers and brothers and sisters and cousins and daughters and sons and lovers who will some day join the fold to love pure and simple without boundaries without walls without pain felt alone to finding out that you're not alone even when you are the only human in the room and to being blessed always blessed even when we refuse to see it

Oderint, Dum Metuant.
Does love really exist in this hedonistic world of ours? A blip on the monitor of involuntary human response, a hiccough of emotion when compared with envy, hatred, lust. Just who was this St. Valentine? He was a Bishop, Roman, Third century. He was beheaded for marrying lovers against his emperor's decree. You see, Claudius the Second thought that men made better warriors unmarried. Power comes with the absence of love. Love drains us of our strength. We never learn, do we? you say that love conquers all. Well not for you, St.Valentine, not for me, not for any of the heartbroken.

An Oder Poem
"A NEW FRIEND" I have always been the type of person who never really meets any strangers.I learned a long time ago that the only two things in this life we have are family and friends.What makes it even worse though. is that your friends will be there for you when your family doesn't give a damn. With me always being one who loves to meet new people, i can always have someone to talk with when i get down or depressed.For so long now, i seem to stay that way, cause i really do not feel as if i belong anywhere.Feeling like i am an outcast upon this thing called society. But i have met a lot of people who has made me realize i am not the black sheep i had thought i was.Having been so sad and alone for so many years that i do not know how to act now. I am so glad to have met these people cause they have done what no one else could. For now i shall finally begin to live my life more jubilant and alive than i have for years now. going and meeting new friends have opened my

An Oder Poem
"WHAT MEANS THE MOST TO YOU?" There are things that noone can ever seem to find an answer to in this life.One being the loss of a friend or loved one without ever having the chance of saying goodbye to them none. We are taught from a most very young age that all of us are destined to have a true and honest love here in our existence.Always being told to just not go looking for it, because it shall find us. This is not always the case in our lives. Sometimes we are lucky enough to find it, but seem to never be able to hold on to it tightly.For this i know but all to well for i lost mine to suicide. People say we must respect others, but yet we must also have respect for ourselves in life.If we do not, how is everyone else going to have it for us here in life as we go through our journeys? I know i am not the most wisest or smartest man here on this planet we live upon, but i do know i can only live life through the morals and standards i was given and set at such a young age. Gues

Oder Andere Fernbedienung Sache
Weihnachten, natürlich, beginnt mit weihnachten im schuhkarton berlin dem Weihnachts-Stress. Während Sie aktiv erschwerenden Ihre Wohnung zu schmücken Auszeichnung grillen, um in Weihnachtsstimmung zu bekommen und hinzugefügt Dinge zu tun sind, so sind Sie aswell meist für bewundernswerte Fähigkeit zu begleiten und Vorfahren verbindet sich für aktive halten.Besonders aber aswell die Fähigkeit suchen können werden aktuelle Fortsetzung Zeit zu erwerben und können aswell könnte eine Menge sress wenn Vernichtung akzeptabel ist zu beginnen, oder es ist nicht mehr zugänglich. Diese Vorschläge können beraten Sie Erwerb die entsprechende Zulage finden.Es ist akut authentisch über das Wesen und die Interessen und Bedürfnisse des Seins aswell Voraus authentischen Geist aufgenommen rechnen aufgenommen. Es hängt im Voraus stets davon abhängig, wie wehrfähigen Sie apperzipieren dieses Wesen und wie anliegenden ist sie zu Ihnen. Wenn Sie die Fähigkeit für den Menschen die Sie lieben

Ode To The Mighty - Poem
Ode to the Mighty - Poem the tails carress my thighs so tight her leather fingers releasing my fight with the hot white blast from deep inside her smile so wicked there's no where to hide her lips pull deep on the stained white butt as she blows her smoke to the face of her slut enhaling deep on all that she gives this puppy knows She is why he lives and she sits astride my chest so bare running her fingers through my long wavy hair slipping the length of her phallus so deep i will swallow each inch for i am Hers to keep and the power of her thrusts when she's taking my ass are like that of a Goddess from mythology past and she drives and she drives and she makes me cry out flicks her ashes on my back and smiles as I shout then she sits on my mouth as she reads from her book the subject of leather and chains and of hooks when her lips let her nectar trail down over my lips her hand slides in my hair and she tightens her grip Then her

Ode To Ezra!!!
I just wanted to say how lucky I am to have Ezra as my girlfriend. She is so nice and sweet and everything I wanted and everything that I never knew was possible in a person. She is a very sweet and special individual. She is the most beautiful woman ever with two enchanting blue seas for her eyes. Her skin is softer than an angel's caress, for she is my angel and I love her so much. She is blessed with a very giving and generous heart and the kindness that she shows to other people is boundless. Ezra is the best cock sucker on the entire planet with more talent in her mouth than a room full of Mozarts. Every time I shove my tounge deep in her ass it taste so devine, I love the tightness from her spincter's grip as my tounge forces its way deep in her ass. I love the way her flesh craves punishment, she still has welts on her ass from last night. I love You Ezra!!! Hazel

Ode To The Outhouse
“Ode to the Outhouse” The little house that was out back, had two seats and a wooden floor. With last years Sears catalog, and a half moon upon the door. A busy little place it was, things were always brewing. And everyone that went inside, knew what they were doing. A place of quiet and solitude, while seeking some relief. You’d feel a great accomplishment, though your stay was always brief. There’s nothing left but shambles now, it’s crumbled down by time. But it still is standing straight and tall, in the outback of my mind. P.N.

Ode To The Bbw
Ode to the BBW Oh beloved goddess Round plump hips strong and sensual Eyes deep and Magnetic Big Soft billowing breasts Swaying, hevaing, containing life's juice Gentle touch, Enchanting charm I bow in service Aggressive, Independent, grounded Oh beloved WIllendorf goddess I serve at your Altar To praise your Mighty pressense The diamond between your big soft craddling thighs Secret to Life warm, moist, life bringing My mind, body, and soul belong to you Take me, use me I am your Priest and servant With poised lips, hands, my total body ready to do your bidding Command me oh Mighty goddesss...I Love You!

Ode To The Nice Guys
This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girls every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female fri

Ode To Q-tips
Q-tips, oh how I love thee. What an amazing invention you are With little swabs of cotton on the end of a stick Such a useful little device I can clean the little spots out in my car such a good cleaning tool you are I can pick my nose, although a kleenex will suffice and I can clean out my ears Oh how I love to clean out my ears First thing in the morning, you are what I seek before showering, washing my hair, shaving or washing my face in the sink Your box says dont put you in my ear But I don't listen If you werent meant for my ear, you wouldn't be shaped like the hole in my ear. I love you q-tip I insert you into my ear, and give it a little spin and then it feels good, so I do it again and again. all of the ear wax, leaves on your tip then to the other ear, to finish the trip At time I get creative, and put different chemicals on you Sometimes its rubbing alcohol, menthol or regular what a great sensation, and I learned this from Demi Moore my favorite is pe

Ode To The Clit
You try so hard to lick me well, There's something I should really tell, You're licking all around my mound, But there's one place where pleasure's found. It's not that high or down that low, It's not that fast and not too slow, Don't waste my time and all that spit, Just stay your punk ass on my clit! With your finger or with your tongue, Stay on that clit till the job is done. Suck it like a little dick, The only place that you should lick, Do not move until I cum, The other stuff is really dumb. I'm telling you to help you know, The clit's the ONLY place to go. This is a tip for giving head, You'll be an expert in the bed. Women want all men to know, Do it hard and do it slow. Don't be lazy, this takes a while, But it will always make her smile! After she cums then you can fuck, And with a little bit of luck, Your woman will be thrilled in bed, You've finally learned to give good head!

Ode To The Flag
Our Nation's Flag is a stirring sight As it flutters proudly in the breeze Its colors of blue, red and white Mean so much to you and me Red stands for courage and hardiness The white means innocence and purity Blue for justice, perseverance and vigilance In its promise to keep us free. This banner stands for a bountiful land, Its government, people, and ideals, The stripes from the thirteen colonies stand, Its symbolism is very real. Each State now is represented By a star of white on blue President Washington first presented The American Flag to You. Many brave men have fought and died To protect it from dishonor and disgrace.

Ode To Winter
Hi Everyone. With fall upon us and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season. So grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring... " ODE TO WINTER " A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " SHIT It's Cold!" The End

Ode To Bramble.......
This is for my furry baby He stares Head on one side Eyes wide I concentrate Nothing Intense are his eyes I can't read him What is he saying? Imploring He moves closer Still nothing I will wait Soon it will become clear Soon........ (c) Rain 2006

Ode To Winter
Hi Everyone, With fall upon us, and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season. So, grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring... " ODE TO WINTER " A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " SHIT It's Cold!" The End

Ode To An Obsessed Freak Visiting Your Page
Before I say hello I just wanna be mellow and say that you make my legs feel like jello I accidently bumped into your profile and after one look, I don't wanna touch the dial because I just want to eat you up like a crocodile and spend 6 years with you in exile You and me, stuck on an island, total isolation I couldn't ask for a better consolation When I look at you, my eyes squint from dilation Everyday, I get a nice view of you, my mind drifts I try to get your attention with anonymous gifts Sadly you never realize it's your heart that lifts ...me off the ground and tittilates my senses Wanting to jump down off the fences And make you mine, all mine, completely mine Grabbing my fork so you and me can dine at the fanciest places on Hollywood and Vine Kissing your feet and and the grass you walk Wiping snot from my nose so I can clearly talk and confess to you that I'm your biggest fan but the only thing you say to me is that I need a tan

“ode To Beer”
“ODE TO BEER” Posted: 3/3/2004 9:07:40 AM Oh beer, purest of swill I will drink you, way past my fill. Sure its been said, that you cause a few wrecks But thank you so much, for helping me have sex. Where would I be, hand you not been involved, With a few in me, I’m closer to another problem solved. Nectar of the gods, I beg you never ever to vex me... Oh and by the way... thanks for being so close to Lexi!!! I will close now, for you are a busy lover I look forward to all the dreams, you and I will discover. My friend, BEER

An Ode To Jugs
Just sitting here and gazing off At Breasts What a wonderful and beautiful Diversion To the everyday mystery of life Rounded, Supple Large or small Some have too much Others None at all They can be natural or Enhanced I would choose either If given the chance Their purpose is to provide Nourishment For a young life Yeah! Right! They are for playing with All day And All night I love to see pictures When they are bare For hours and hours I sit and I stare If you believe in a God Of all creations Then you must agree The best thing he made Was the pair of titties

Ode To My Master
The touch of your lips upon my skin the feel of your caress To be bless with your presences honored to serve. I adore the moments in time which we have shared. To serve your needs and desires. I bow before you and honor you with my submission, a gift that is priceless as it is precious. My motions flow within your arms, naturally a gift of free will, a gift of love and devotion. Your kiss reaches deep within my soul releases the uninhibited desire to be held to reveal my passion for a dark deep desire to be owned and possessed. To know the firm hand of your soul the strength of your guidance and the security of your presence

Ode To A Lost Friend
You loved me, I ignored you You cared for me, I pushed you aside You looked up to me and I let you down I should have treated you like my child Then you were gone in an instant Left you to strive on you own In a world above the clouds In a world far from home I’m to blame for your actions I’m to blame for what you’ve done Its not you true nature I caused this, I’m the one Do you look down on me and still love me like you like you once did? Do look down and still wag your tail with joy? I look up towards you and I’m filled with regret I’ll finally tell you that I love you my furry little boy.

Ode To The Nice Guys
Ode to the Nice Guys This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girls every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their dr

Ode To Oral Sex
Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what revenge, your on the rag.

Ode To Miami.
Name it. Without the use of Google....Impress me. the fire dies on its own leaving us to ourselves but not exactly alone I think that something is out there waiting anticipation has grown the air as black as can be can't even see that my hand is in front of me I'm overhearing a whisper "they won't escape until the blood is set free" so turn back the silence is deafening turn back don't let them see you again they make the rounds at the midnight hour and on the clock it's just a minute away so we're hours awake and our only mistake is we bleed and the hunger for the living helps them hunt it with the greatest of ease now I'm finding my friends hanging from trees, made a bed of a barbed wire fence I'm on the loose with my neck in the noose but hey... I enjoy the intense turn back the silence is deafening turn back don't let them see you again they make the rounds at the midnight hour and on the clock it's just a minute away so we're hours awake an

Ode To The Pos
I don't this is quite like an Ode since an Ode is suppose to praise someone or something but I will attempt to be as poetic as I can. 1st Verse: Johnny o Johnny you're a piece of shit Johnny o Johnny you make me sicker than sick Johnny o Johnny you think you're slick Well guess what Johnny all these girls know that you got a baby dick. Johnny o Johnny I wish your car would blow up Johnny o Johnny you make me want to throw up 2nd Verse: Ode to JP for he is the best Ode to JP he fails all his tests Ode to JP you think you're stuck up Ode to JP you're a big fuck up Ode to JP wanna know what would make me happy and glee? Ode to JP go ram your car into a tree. Ode to JP he gets all the chicks Ode to JP my hamster has a bigger dick Ode to JP you're truly the best Ode to JP go stick your head into a bee's nest I feel better now so no reason to carry on with this Ode.

Ode To A Fallen Hero
Ode to A Fallen Hero BY: Ronald F. Brown 11/4/2006 I heard another few have fallen. Numbers on the news to the masses, but fathers, brothers and sons to some. Tears flow of each one that has died in their mission abroad serving our country. Children who will never again have their daddy to give them love, praise and a warm embrace. Wives who now must only know the love of before they have been deployed. Friends who now must only recall while together the joy of knowing such an amazing man. Oh that a magic spell could cast peace for all the world. But it can not be so. So men and women with skills so masterful are sent to regions they before have not known. Where foes seek to destroy the freedom we are bringing to their lands. You fallen heroes are not forgotten. Others may shout for peace and fail to know that the lives that have bleed on foreign soil are so precious and so brave. Dear soldier who has fallen, know ye this; we honor all that is you. Your valor i

Ode To A Fallen Soldier
On tonight's news I just heard of 21 of our Brave Men and Women died in Iraq this weekend. 13 Died in a Helicopter Crash 5 Soldiers killed in an Attack. 2 Soldiers killed in Bombings 1 Marine killed in a fire fight May the angels bring them comfort and may their families know the love we all have for them and the sacrifice they made. We honor you all and lift up your families today. In honor of them all I post a writing I did back in November written for Soldiers taken in the line of duty. Ode to A Fallen Hero BY: Ronald F. Brown 11/4/2006 I heard another few have fallen. Numbers on the news to the masses, but fathers, brothers and sons to some. Tears flow of each one that has died in their mission abroad serving our country. Children who will never again have their daddy to give them love, praise and a warm embrace. Wives who now must only know the love of before they have been deployed. Friends who now must only recall while together the joy of knowing such a

An Ode To A Smelly Pipe
It's one nasty, rank, reeking piece of clay Just one good wiff of that booger Is enough to ruin your day It needs a good cleaning, that's for sure It's chock full o' aged resin from stem to stern If you try to hit off it, you'll probably gag Your nostrils will flare, your eyelids will sag Oh, what do I do with this beloved pipe o' mine? How can I make it pleasant, and it's fragrance so fine? Maybe I should clean it?, Don't you all think? Cause to tell you the truth, it emits the worse kind of stink Yes, it's quite repulsive But it's all I got And I use it, I use it... I use the thing alot Alas, I have some pipe cleaners and alcohol! At last, I've found the cure Now I can clean my trusty tokin' bowl So it'll no longer smell like a sewer Why Smoke Weed? Stoned, Shattered, Wow I'm high, These are the questions, you ask me why? I think it does something, It opens my mind, It answers my questions and lets me unwind Pot solves nothing, I

Ode To Weed
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. From bong, bowl, joint, or blunt I love your thick and smoky haze. You make me laugh no matter why My eyes are red, my mouth is dry. I enjoy you in my house and car You make me high, you take me far. To me you for sure no stranger Any nearby food's in danger. For when I smell your sweet sweet scent I don't mind that all my money's spent. When what's left in my bg is total shake I feel my wallet start to quake. I know I'll buy you over and over Stoned as hell, I'm in the clover. I love the feeling of being trashed And dread the words "This bowl is cashed." Getting high makes me want to sing and carol Although your seeds may make me sterile. But I'll still smoke you, wrong or not I live each day, I smoke my pot.

Ode To My Vibrator
Ode to my Vibrator OH Mr Vibrator How I love you so much You’re Double AA batteries Make me wanna fuck You’re not to demanding You never talk back You don’t tell me NO And you’re still great in the sack You don’t sing me love song You don’t snuggle my back But fuckin a doggy You don’t ask “Lick my sweaty nut sac” I don’t have worry about getting knocked up Or getting an STD The only thing I worry about “Will his batteries out last me?” You won’t spunk on my sheets You won’t spunk on my ass My only problem I cum to fast You can do funky tricks You do a special dance You’re so fuckin special You make me cum in my pants I know I get angry When your batteries die But normally I’m so close to orgasm That it’ll just make me cry Oh Mr. Vibrator How I love you so I would buy stock in Energizer Just so you know BTW, for any of you who want a recommendat

Ode To My Daydream Lover
Ode To My Daydream Lover by BlueWolf I can not say where we will land On rocky shores or sifted sand Our hearts entrenched as we sail on The prayers of two such lovers long. Severed souls from our bodies at rest Sailing through ether to avoid the test Of whom they will love, or if they will be If not of each other, then I dread to see. Our voyage is ending, we feel it within Gentle vapors of wind on the folds of our skin The bodies unite with the souls that were free To wake with one another, our hearts beg to be. I cannot promise that our love, it will last Our lives, they are tainted with scenes of the past. What I do know, my love, is our hearts, they will try To encase all our love so that it will not die. Time measures us all, our lives and our hopes The distance between us, the pain we will cope. To summon the wisdom to make our love grow To lie her beside you and wish you to know. I've love you so dearly, this time has moved fast To take you, m

Ode To Valentine's Day
Well, Well, Well, Well, here we are again faced with another Over Comericalized Holiday. Yes, as I get older I find that every holiday is geared more and more for the younger generation, which is perfectly fine since as you get older presents and things that spoil you cost a whole hell of a lot more then they used to. So I say to valentines day, F**K YOU!!! I am going to start a new revolution of comercialized holidays but it's for the of legal drinking age, so here's to the new holiday on Feb.14th it's now going to be known as "Grunge F**king Day!!!" This new holiday can relate to all, there's no high priced gifts involved, just an expected exhaustion from each person involved. So please, when faced with last minute gifts for your loved one, think, wonder if she/he would love to get grunge Fu*ked??? I know I would!!!! ;) heheheh, Happy Valentine's Day All Cherry Tap'rS!!!!

Ode To Concupiscence (erotica)
The Fire burning deep inside Passion building I can't hide I need to yell and scream and shout Can you feel what it's about The heat between us so intense Robs all the innocent pertinence I yearn to have you between my thighs Filling me with rhythmic strides Can you feel my fires heat Place my hand against your meat Lips are burning for your kiss Whisper soft to me your wish Would you have me bind your hands Would you think that it was grand Would you desire that I treat you cruel When I would rather have you rule Tell me are you burning hot Can you feel my passion not Each time I seek you out it seems I am only reaching out for dreams I wonder what you'd have me do If I were standing there with you ©Dark

Ode To An Outhouse
I have childhood memories of these kind of buildings. I grew up in the house my grandfather built and ours was a "two holer". Hope this is a new one for you - brings back memories for the old timers!!! The House Behind The House One of my fondest memories As I recall the days of yore Was the little house, behind the house, With the crescent o'er the door. 'Twas a place to sit and ponder With your head all bowed down low; Knowing that you wouldn't be there, If you didn't have to go. Ours was a multi-holer, three, With a size for every one. You left there feeling better, After your job was done. You had to make those frequent trips In snow, rain, sleet, or fog-- To that little house where you usually Found the Eatons catalog. Oft times in dead of winter, The seat was spread with snow. Twas then with much reluctance, To that little house you'd go. With a swish you'd clear that wooden seat, Bend low, with dreadful fear You

Ode To A Past Love
Hey yo, it's time to lay it down I can't go out cause I'm no clown You think you can play me, think I will cry? I'll show you, you're not so sly I can't be kept down, what, you don't know? You're not so smart, fact is you're slow You think I'm gonna cry for you Think you'll get me with you? You used to be my friend But this is the end You think I can be bought Well you must have thought You still had a shot Just because I've forgot? Well I can't be caught As you might have thought My life's no picnic But I still have a trick Up my sleeve Think I'm a sieve But I know I'm not slow You think you can get me You think I will see What you see But YOU CAN'T SEE ME You think I still care and think I'm a bear But you gotta know that things Aren't gonna be the same things That they used to be You think I still got feelings, but for you it stinks Because those feelings, well they're really extinct You think, "My life stinks like a big peach pit" But frankly, my

Ode To My Best Friend
My best friend is small and kinda ugly, but is full of might; I love my best friend with the left and then the right; Some times I love my best friend several times a night. My best friend never complains about what I make them do: Climb in wet and hot places, sticky too; My best friend goes with me everywhere, this is true. My best friend gives others and me pleasure by the loads; My best friend can make you shiver from your head to your toes; My best friend works harder and harder until he explodes. I know my poem may seem weird and silly; It my be hard for you to understand really; So I'll just say it...My best friend is my willy.

Ode To My Goddess
Ode to My Goddess The mere thought of you My blood boils to incredible sexual heat My soft lips moisten like leaves in a torrential downpour My every waking desire is to serve you, My Goddess Your Breasts, big and soft Nipples hardenening against my tongue as I nurse them Raw animalistic desire, worship of my Goddess I love her, live to serve her On Your knees taste my warm tasty Sex Like the Cat Goddess Bastet she purrs Eyes like limpid pools, gateway to my soul My tongue flickers eagerly Her labias plump and moist my tongue determined to serve and please Holding my head in place, demanding perfect satisfaction Her primal fount pumps against my serpent tongue My hands holding, caressing her glorious tush Like a tiny Cock, probing her, touching her Desperate to release her divine nectar Pushing me onto my back You know mama has to get to work Impaling herself upon my manhood She is Goddess Grand mistress of my Body, mind, and soul Like the

Ode To Single Mothers
Ode to Single Mothers We stand at the bank Infant in tow Stronger than you think Few of you know We walk to the store Stroller in hand We can’t afford more Than a loaf of bread We see all of your stares But we don’t want your pity Consumed by petty cares You’ve no responsibility The life of a single mom You’ve no idea of hardship We each hear our life’s song Helping us finish our long trip Though we walk alone We share the same goal Tending our homes Guiding their souls Our clothes are outdated Our hair a total mess Personal identities faded Strength put to the test Single mothers we are Proud to be just that Our journey is far But we’ll do it.. that’s a fact. (10-5-06)

An Ode To My Past.
And to the person in my past that it applies to... LIMP BIZKIT LYRICS "Re-Arranged" Just think about it Lately I've been skeptical Silent when I would used to speak Distant from all around me who witness me fail and become weak Life is overwhelming Heavy is the head that wears the crown id love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down [Pre chorus] but you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain because you know it all and I guess things will never change but you might need my hand when falling in your hole Your disposition ill remember when im letting go of... [chorus] you and me we're through and rearranged It seems that your not satisfied there's too much on your mind So you leave and I cant believe all the bullshit that I find Life is overwhelming Heavy is the head that wears the crown I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down [pre chorus] [chorus] .. you're no good for

An Ode To My Present.
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb Lyrics Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home? Come on, now. I hear you're feeling down. Well I can ease your pain, Get you on your feet again. Relax. I need some information first. Just the basic facts, Can you show me where it hurts? [Chorus] There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship's smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'. When I was a child I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I got that feeling once again. I can't explain, you would not understand. This is not how I am. I have become comfortably numb. [Incredible David Gilmour guitar solo...] Ok. Just a little pinprick. *ding!* There'll be no more ...Aaaaaahhhhh! But you may feel a little sick. Can you stand up? I do believe it's working. Good. That'll keep you going for the show. Come on it's time to go. [Chorus]

Ode To Grandma
You are gone now, Hopefully to a better place. One thing we know for sure is that, Our memory of you will never be erased. You lived a long life as a, Loving wife, mother, and grandmother. We all miss you but we know it’s for the best. Because we know now your soul can finally rest. Now we thought that we would be fine, But still we are torn apart. We know you haven’t left us because, You live inside our hearts. You were like an angel from the sky, Why god chose you we don’t know why. One thing we know for sure is that we love you, And now we have to say goodbye. White Icing

Ode To Servers
Yes I am a host and a server, while I didn't write this I whole heartedly agree and support it An Ode To Servers I wish I could send this out to every person on earth!!!!!! Repost and maybe we'll get everyone! 1. IF you can afford to go out to eat... But you can't afford to tip... hey.. guess what.. you can't afford to go out to eat. 2. This is 2007 people. 10% is not acceptable anymore... standard tipping for GOOD service is between 18 and 20%... 3. Now. I understand that 10% is good enough for God... That's fine.. but this isn't church.. and you're not tithing. 4. PS- ordering a well done steak... which everyone in the south does... will constitute a longer ticket time.... you will be okay... if you wanted fast food, you should have gone through a fucking drive-thru... (Squirrelly note: If you order a filet well done, I will hand you a slim jim and eat the 30 dollar steak myself. Thanks) 5. It's really not necessary to snap at me or wave your hand in the air like

Ode To A Coward
Ode to a Coward You whisper I love you And I do the same Then someone walks in And you change my name Dont ever say love again You don't know what the word means Or how it should feel to your soul Just to hear your beloved breathe Why are you so hopelessly devoted to People who don't give a fuck about you

Ode To A Vampiress
Ode to a Vampiress In darkness ... it is said of ones such as You, does she dwell ... she is, the dark seductress who haunts your every dream. And beware, they say. for her embrace is ecstasy ... and ... death. And yet ... I am haunted by your dark beauty and dancing eyes, and the turn of your lips as you smile. I have listened and heard your voice singing in the wind. And now, as Night's Children sing to you I lie upon my bedding, cool satin against my fevered flesh, and my thoughts turn to You. And sleep will not come ... this night. AUTHOR UNKNOWN

Ode To Lovecraft
Some stories should not be told, but find a teller of tales with a steeled heart and listen to words of the bold, who hath no conscience but to impart the secrets from the darkest art. Alas, one storm-ridden night, came the sound should nay be heard, upon which caused much a fright to those who now say nary a word, and now they sleep in nightmares absurd. It was the winter of nineteen oh three, when the clouds blocked the sun's skyward run. Perched deep in the jungle of the city, accross from the house of the rising sun, beneath the roof of a saddened one. Among his years, he sat quietly still in his attic room aloft the family home. He was content beside his window sill with his skin evermore clinging to bone as his life surely wasted til gone. But among these streets of yore, came up a building of much debate, a house of legend and lore, a home to strangers I can't relate and brewed souls filled with hate. Who among these patrons of hell, drunken s

Ode To Drama
I’m getting tired Of closed-minded idiots So angry for no apparent reason Poor souls, Misguided by their own ignorance Believing that they’re all knowing. Seeing only one side of reality Unable to give a chance To common sense, Struggling with their own emotions Suffocating in their own stupidity. They could’ve been so different…

Ode To Cherry Tap
One day I decided to get on aol, I thought cherry tap would be my best bet. I saw names and words come up from where I knew not. I soon took a chance and had a nice thought, Could I do this, it looked really neat. I saw names on the screen that started with sweet, sweet smiles, and hugs were there too, And then I saw it, "Oh, yes, we're talking to you, come online and comment for awhile. " And when I did I started to smile. I saw a friend i reconized and many more soon I was friends with quite a few people by the days end. And after awhile they called me their friend. Sometimes I come on and my friends are not there, But I'll go back again because I know that they care. Some live in the states and some do not, But they always know when I need to talk. I am so glad I took the leap and went into the world of cherry tap where friends are so neat

**ode To Juicy Black Cherry **
******ODE TO JUICY BLACK CHERRY ****** THE WORLDS FINEST WOMAN ****By Magic Mike The Poet C-Towns Finest**** These are the words that cross my mind, about a woman that is so damn fine..She is oh so unique, and she is sexy from her head to her feet..We met just like this, and her words were like the sweetest kiss..It happened to me and I am still in a daze, but this woman had it all in so many ways.. And please believe my words will not vary, because I am feeling Ms. Juicy Black Cherry.. I was on the beach just enjoying the sun, and there she was my perfect one.. she looked up at me and said with a smile,are you going to stand there or sit for awhile.. we talked for so long that the day grew short and headed for the end, to let this woman get away would be a sin..So before I explain what happened after that,Let me describe this woman because she was all that..She has eyes that are seen as exotic. and her lips an smile give you thoughts that are definitely erotic..She ha

An Ode To Fuck
Fuck Fuck this Fuck you Fuck everything And all the shit you put me through Fuck the world Fuck the pain Fuck everything you stand for Because I don't give a fuck about the fame Fuck your insecurities Fuck your smug smile Fuck your happiness that I promised So just fuck off unless you have something worthwhile Fuck the future Fuck the past Fuck all your fucking ignorance Because this torture will always last Fuck this needless pain Fuck this knife that roams Fuck everything that you're thinking Because this is a cutting reference in my poem Fuck what you're thinking Fuck everything you've said Fuck the world of knowledge you have of me Because you know none of the thoughts in my head Fuck my anger Fuck my pain And you know what just fuck me Because I'm just small, stupid and insane Fuck everything I just said Fuck all the times I've come to your aid Fuck all the tears I helped you fight Because I'm just pathetic, alone and

An Ode To My Ex...
I met you,both of us were free-spirited birds,loners.You were 3 inches taller than me,the first tall man in my life and 5 years older.You claimed you skateboarded around school,and you noticed me.How could you have noticed me?For I didn't start that school year until the fall,after you graduated.Always puzzled me,why and how you could mistake me for someone else? I accepted your invitation to go out with you,wonder even now why I did.The first 6 months with you were the best in my life with any man,you were my first.After that,why did I stay with you?Basically,to say I had someone I could call boyfriend. We watched each other sleep,taking turns.I miss feeling your heartbeat,hearing your screams when you had nightmares,spooning with you.I miss running my fingers through your hair,staring into your eyes.I miss your voice and smile. Our togetherness was a lie.You never took me out anywhere,ate my food,stole my kisses and my touch.You dumped me on prom night because I wouldn't put

Ode To L
The haunted house behind your eyes, firelight and smoke disguise The Siren's call that is your face distracts me from your darker place. The things you do and things you use. The things you've stole and things you lose. Are all these just the foul of youth? Or some sign of future truth? Familiar scenes you bring to mind. Phantom ways that strike me blind. For the snare lies steps ahead, yet more mistakes won't raise my dead. Your tomorrows can't heal my past. For the dawn of day will surely last and every night it only bleeds from every corpse of hope it feeds. So whose addiction is for worse? Be it chemicals or wretched curse? Be it my shorn psychology? Or the life lies you choose to see?

Ode To Tara Lol
I have come to the realization that you only need one true friend in your life. You can have dozens of friends but when you need help its always that same person who is there for you without thought or even question. I am sure that everyone has one person they can call their best friend and even consider family. I have that with Tara. She has never doubted me, has always supported me and has been through everything with me and I know when I need her, she is there in a heartbeat. She is there because she wants to be, because she loves me as much as I love her. She knows I am always here for her when she needs me and I know that I am ALWAYS gonna be there for her when she needs me- whether she is present or not. I will defend her to the death and anyone who knew us when we were growing up will tell you how close we are and that we have always defended each other. That is what a true friend does.I would do anything for this girl and when she hurts I hurt. Our friendship is few and far b

Ode To Me
Trapped here in this darkness stuck in this empty void I wonder at the words of love I have written and destroyed If you read my poetry you would never really guess how lonely my real life is or just how big a mess I have friends in cyberspace and girls there smitten by the score but in real life I am alone and wonder what I'm living for no lover and no loved one just empty bed and empty heart leaving me to wonder at my worth as my world falls apart I have money enough to buy what I want and enough things to occupy my time but without love, what is a man no core or soul just empty rind But do not feel guilty you'll forget me as soon as you've gone no harm done, just another case of a man who waited for too long.

Ode To Mouse
This is a photo I snapped of my dad at his Memorial Day Weekend Party last Saturday night. Over 200 people were there at his camp before I left at midnight which makes me laugh because these days he doesn’t make a bunch of phone calls or schedule a lot of bands. People just show up. In 1987 he had a birthday party that people still talk about today. Ten kegs were empty by the time I got there at 4 PM from shooting a wedding, along with most of the food which he had bought from Rax – several cases of burgers, buns, and fries. The remaining 12 hours people survived on beer runs that cleaned up every grocery store and gas station in the for miles. After that, mom told him no more; it was just too much for her, not to mention their bank account. The reason I laugh is there’s nothing mom can do to stop it now, and so she sits and tries to enjoy it. People just know Mouse will have a party every summer holiday, and the big one around his birthday. These days everyone comes in vans and pi

A Ode To My Ex.
"MEMORIES" Note: These things are things that may just seem like a random list to anyone reading this but if Shane were to see this, he'd understand. *What I remember* Those tempting lips. That delightfully insipid smile. Long nights kissing you. Riding you and watching you exhale in slow motion. Drinking and gagging outside your van. Everyone's disapproval. Making love under the moonlight on the beach. Patience alongside pain and anxiousness. Tattoos (nuf' said ;P ). "Baby mama drama." "The Players's Club." Tom & Justin. Knight's Inn. People talking shit. You letting it get to you. Ditching my friends to see you. Russ. Getting it on in your car. Getting busy in the parking lot. Getting busy in your girlfriend's bed. Getting it on everywhere. Falling for Austin. Broken promises. Waiting and watching for you to show outside the window. Kiddie swimming pools. Wet, strawberry patch, underwear. Going on rides with you. Falling back in love with you.

Ode To Joy
Wild and fearful in his cavern Hid the naked troglodyte, And the homeless nomad wandered Laying waste the fertile plain. Menacing with spear and arrow In the woods the hunter strayed ... Woe to all poor wreteches stranded On those cruel and hostile shores! From the peak of high Olympus Came the mother Ceres down, Seeeking in those savage regions Her lost daughter Prosperine. But the Goddess found no refuge, Found no kindly welcome there, And no temple bearing witness To the worship of the gods. From the fields and from the vineyards Came no fruit to deck the feasts, Only flesh of blood-stained victims Smouldered on the alter-fires, And where'er the grieving goddess Turns her melancholy gaze, Sunk in vilest degradation Man his loathsomeness displays. Would he purge his soul from vileness And attain to light and worth, He must turn and cling forever To his ancient Mother Earth. Joy everlasting fostereth The soul of all creation, It is her secret ferm

Ode To The Nice Girls
Ode to the Nice Girls This rant was written because a nice girl that finally snapped. I’ve read the “tributes to nice guys” before. This is my reply. This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is an homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfo

Ode To My Dad
my dads in the hospital and we dont know when and if he coming out so i wrote this for him. ode to my dad, he has been there for me all my life, when i was a kid and broke my arm, when i went into surgery when i grew up and was in trouble, when i got arrested, when i got mad, when i was hurt and upset, my dad was always there for me, the best thing to do is be there for him, thats my ode to my dad... bedrock

Ode To All Bikers
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate at church last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats a

An Ode To Someone I Used To Love
*Sorry for the typo errors As I walked along the way I got now one beside me I’m so alone in this bumpy road With no one to be with and no one to hold Then I thought of your smile And I asked myself Why can’t I have you? Maybe because, You love some one else To love you is living a happy life But not loving you is living in great despair To be with you is being grateful But to be without you is being buried deep When I see you I get fascinated With the way you are You got me under me under you spell You make my eyes open wide I love you But you love another When I think of it It’s like stabbing me deep in my heart Oh how I adore you You make me laugh so hard I could almost die How odd it is, don’t you think Still I want you so badly I think of you all the time From the moment I lay my eyes at the rising sun Until I close my eyes I sleep, and dream of you I have the propensity of falling in love with you From the day I met you Your eyes ar

Ode To A Child
Ode to a child Teach me to love as a child, so I may not hate as an adult Teach me to trust as a child, so I may not be insecure as an adult Teach me to be honest as a child, so I may not learn to steal as a child Teach me to have faith as a child, so I may not doubt as an adult Teach me to walk with courage as a child, so I may not run with fear as an adult Teach me to have pride as a child, so I may stand up for what’s right as an adult Teach me to success as a child, so I may never know failure as an adult Finally, teach me to love myself as a child, so I amy learn to love others as an adult Children are the foundation of existence. They live through adults, What they see and what they hear aall become their core values, its what we as adults teach our children. After all, we were children once too. If we are successful as adults, its because we learned of success from adults as children. Our children are in peril, their future in distress and we as adults created i

Ode To The Farter In Line At The Starbucks This Morning.
Just to clear things up, I do not buy my coffee from Starbucks. Being that I am a working man, $4-5 bucks for a cup of coffee is just a little extreme to me. I pay $1.59 for my coffee from 7-11. The coffee tastes great, and I still have enough change left over from my fin for a doughnut, and a lottery ticket. Since I don't make enough money to contribute more than 2% to my 401k the lotto sweems like a great retirement plan. If the lotto thing doesn't work out, I can always hope for a massive coronary from the paastry I have been feeding on every morning. Either way I figure I've got retirement covered. However, I digress.So when I get into work , my boss asks me for a "special favor." I'm thinking "So all of the work that I do that you take credit for, isn't special enough?" Dickhead. Turns out the special project was to go and fetch Starbucks for him, and his other office tuna buddies ,so they could have a "meeting" (read 2 hour bullshit session) The best part of all this? He offer

Ode To The Nice Guys!
Not to forget the single dads that take care of their children full time! This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their drunk,

Ode To Anna
Mkay, gonna try this. Don't even think I can do it justice, but: I met this lady in Stockholm Sweden, she was/is gorgeous even by Sweden standards....nyway after I met her I began getting mail that she was going to Australia to be with the love of her life....as we all know....that dog don't hunt...but despite all odds, Anna stuck it out, (that's Texican for hung in there) and recently accomplished her goal,,,,Aussie citizenship... Do any of us have any idea how much BALLS that takes?....I doubt it....nyway....to Anna....YOU ARE MY HERO.!! holler at her...anna_tedborn@yahoo.com.au.....g

Ode To Nice Girls
I got this from someone else's blog and I really liked it and agree w/ it! So I hope you do to.... This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is an homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who c

Ode To Boobs.
Dear boobs, dearest boobs Thanks for all you've done You've helped me get out of trouble And into lots of fun You're always there for me You always lead the way You rock, thanks again For hanging out with me every day You two are pretty cool I'm sure others would agree As long as you both know How much you mean to me Yay, boobs!

Ode To Cherrytap
One day I decided to get on the net, I thought CherryTap would be my best bet. I saw names and words come up from where I knew not. I soon took a chance and had a nice thought, Could I do this, it looked really neat. I saw names on the screen that started with sweet, sweet smiles, Ray, and Melanie were there too, And then I saw it, "Oh, yes, we're talking to you, come on in and chat for awhile. " And when I did I started to smile. I saw BBWSASSY and DREAMER and soon I was friends with quite a few people by the days end. And after awhile they called me their friend. Sometimes I come in and my friends are not there, But I'll go back again because I know that they care. Some live in the states and some do not, But they always know when I need to talk. I am so glad I took the leap and went into CherryTap where friends are so neat.

An Ode To My Fellow "ambulance Drivers"
I'm not sure who wrote this, but....it's freakin' hilarious and SO true!!!!! Recently I was on the ambulance and we made a call, and I heard a lady tell the person she was on the phone with "OKAY I AM GOING NOW, THE AMBULANCE DRIVERS ARE HERE." STOP. For those of you who work in EMS or have anything to do with EMS, you are going to appreciate this. For those of you who call "EMT's and Paramedics" "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" please read this carefully and completely. Now I was hoping this was going to be short and sweet, then as I was driving, I kept thinking more and more what to put. So if you have to read this in parts, I want you , if you have made it this far, to completely read this post. Please do not notice my grammar errors, as I can assure you, there will be many. The whole idea of this post was to make people think of what "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" really are and do. 1). AMBULANCE DRIVER = An EMT, EMT-I, or Paramedic. Right... What is that all about? EMT is EMERGENCY MEDICAL TE

Ode To An Ex.. Poems For The Lost
Do we hate each other or do u just hate me? Can we truly forget one another Or is this how it's meant to be Can we still love each other deep down in our hearts inside or have I not yet let go of you but rather have I died.. -Azrael- ]>->

Ode To The Cynic
If I'm going to do something that could be provocative or unconventionally relevant, like getting out of this mess I find myself in, I have to be prepared to put myself in a place where I feel unsafe, not completely in control. I have no fear of failure whatsoever, because often out of that uncertainty something is salvaged, something that is worthwhile comes about. Progress is not possible without failure. And each failure is a lesson learned. Unnecessary failures are the ones where I try to second guess my purpose and little comes of that situation except inner conflict, a kind of inward humiliation. We don't live in a world where we have to follow the rules, where decisions are based strictly on yes and no answers. We live in a world where we're able to pretend to adhere to their rules while we play by ours. Greatness never comes from accepting convention, but from believing in possibilities. I don't believe the world will ever see anything like us again; nothing like the t

Ode To Cannibus Sateva
Everytime I try to overcome And shw them a sign That I have changed They find something A small parcel of doubt Seraching... for anything Searching, searching all the time I just want to follow In my sister's footsteps And not feel so hollow Always searching for a way I guess it's true Nobody cares about what they can't kill That's why I turned to you And your beautiful aroma You're beautiful in every way When you're around I feel level headed all day Just waiting for that eternal peace Even when you aren't visible That beautiful smell of yours Gets my adrenaline pumping Making me feel invincible With you there are no bad times Even those are care-free And full of wonderous chimes Laughing all the while When you're with me I get the wonderful urge To talk anybody Into sharing you with me So many shades of that colour So many different scents You're mine forever "They" just don't understand fully You help me do my work Completely

Ode To A Pro
I'd like to get a prostitute. Who wouldn't right? But there is a real fascination with me as of late. It's the IDEA of it that has me... the reality still makes me turn away a bit. I don't mean any disrespect to the women who do this, it's just the whole "STD/getting your money stolen" cliches that hold so strongly to the profession. I read something in Playboy some time ago where they talked about women who do this and make an effort to build themselves a positive reputation at it. A website which catalogs and rates them on their performance. Seems a step in the right direction. I also watched a program on TV about the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, which houses some proud and thorough professionals. I try to take a little time to consider the appeal. Buying a fantasy is often worth the money if it means enough to you. Besides... if most guys are like me... they can recycle that fantasy into some solo work for months, even years to come. The question then becomes "If I was going to p

An Ode To The Nice Guys
Ode to the Nice Guys This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort

Ode To M.d.
Was out and about this afternoon, wondered if I would see you. Just a glimpse of your face to settle my breaking heart. Knowing that I shouldnt be in ur neck of the woods, because she might see me and it would cause trouble for both of us. Miss your voice, miss your touch, wonder if you ever think of me. When I hear our song, I wonder if your listening to it to. Do you still think it reminds you of me? Just one message or voicemail to help me get by, you always have a place in my heart and hope to see you soon. Olive juice

Ode To Plurals
And we wonder why the English language is so hard to learn!! We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural would never be hose, And the plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim! Let's face it - English

An Ode To The Worst Lay Ever
*so this is old, very old.. a couple of people might remember this. I was cleaning out all my office stuff and random scraps of paper and found this, thought I'd put it up for old shits and giggles.* An Ode to the worst lay ever- So long has the tension been built to have some great sex with none of the guilt but had I known what fate had not shown was you wouldn't make me shiver or moan So then with a twitch and a last attempt ditched I let you roll over with no bitch So now how do I tell you to get out of my bed- and no I wont give you more head Now with a snore you proved youre the bore as you leave me to tend to my blues" Not a hint did you take that my sounds were all fake when I told you some effort be made So now what to do, but tend to my blues thankfully a good battery they make. The End. (evil grin)

Ode To Yahoo---a Fairytale
Ode To Yahoo A Fairytale There once was a magical land called Yahoo Chat It was in a castle that had stood the time of the ages It had many many rooms and many people dwelled in these rooms.. They were free to romp room to room, party,act silly,play music flirt and yes,even fall in love. One unsuspecting day a dark ominous cloud decended over the happy yahoo castle. Hordes surrounded yahoo with evil intent on their minds. There was in these throngs,booters,hackers,sex offenders,kiddy preditors molestors, robot ads,idiots, morons and dolts. The pilage was endless and unstoppable It was headed by many among them the dasdardly,evil, uncaring Sir John Hickibottom of England. If you crossed his path you endured his unceasing rath and rage. Yes, I was a part of the happier times at yahoo castle,flirting with gay abandon with any young maiden that caught my eye.. As I rode away from yahoo castle I stopped my horse on the hill and gazed at the burning yahoo castle. I s

An Ode To A Friend
To me you mean the world To the world you mean everything. We are the best of friends That friends could ever be. You are near and dear to my heart. And hope that we never drift apart. You can always count on me Like i can always count on you. Meeting you was like a dream come true. I never thought that i would meet someone quite like you. And now that i have i feel complete And i thank you for being there for me.

Ode To The Nice Guys
Ode to the Nice Guys This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort thei

Ode To Tom Hodges
People quickly passing by Their faces all a blur Remembering very few Amongst the aisles that stir I go about my day Not taking note of much Until I see this man A gentlemen, of such His face shines like a beacon Across this crowded sea This man of grey and silver Begins approaching me His smile...sort of innocent His eyes, a child like fear I think about my grandpa As he starts to near His words are softly spoken Though repetitive they are As he tries to ask my help In searching for his car His confusion comes and goes Just like a summer's breeze As I walk with him and reminisce To put his fears at ease A mind full of knowledge And stories of the past A life lived to the fullest Not much time for it to last He searches for a friend As he journeys on his way A simple touch of kindness To get him through his day I open up the car door and I help him climb inside He starts up the engine To begin his final ride Before he drives away

Ode To A Fart
Ode to a fart..... A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!

Ode To Boobies :)
They are all lovely They are all grand The ones you cannot handle The ones that fit nicely in a hand All colors and shapes I really dont care I love all the boobies Maybe not the ones with hair... The boobies make me smile As they shimmy and shake Oh those wonderful boobies To this poem I dedicate... Muahh to my new boobielicious friends... Laugh a little Play a little Joke around a little Written for us by Witchie Woman :)

Ode To A Fisherperson
Fishin' in the ocean Fishin' in a stream All the same to me I'm Fishin' with a dream Dream of Fishin' early Dream of Fishin' late Dream of some so big They fill my dinner plate Fishin' with a fly Fishin' with a worm It just makes sense to me My loyalty is firm Standin' in the river Waders to my hip Fish swim all around me Try to hook a lip Fishin' through the ice Lookin' down the holes Settin' all my tip-ups Jiggin' with my poles Fishin' off the dock Sunlight in my eye Castin' long and deep Good as any guide Fishin' for my lunch Fishin' for my fun Fry me up a piece And slap it on a bun!!!

Ode To A Dying People
Ode to a Dying People Eyes shining bright with unspilt tears, Thinking about all these wasted years. Everything worth living for is gone, Brother, i find it hard to keep fighting on. Falling down towards the abyss, The reaper embraces me with his kiss; It makes me want to refuse to care, To watch this all unfold - too much to bear. If this is the way it ends - If this is the way my race ends . . . If this is the way it ends - i can't bear to witness Disease encroaching on all i hold dear, Somehow i gotta get my soul outta here. Heart of agony, faint burning hope, I'm finding it hard to try to cope . . . Because liars own the world with conquering poise, In a wasteland of meaningless noise; We don't stand a chance with dormant pride, The heroes of our race have already died . . . If this is the way it ends - if this is the way my race ends. . . If this is the way it ends - i can't bear to witness . . . To imagine it has all come down to this, Apathy an

Ode To My Television Set
Oh my Wonderful Television Set, how beautifully you sit, your screen flashing the colors of the rainbow. How fine you look with your antennas perfectly lined and your cable box set directly in the middle. Oh Sweet Television, how I love to feel your remote in my hand. I caress the cold buttons under my thumb, knowing that with just a flick of my nail you'll do as I say. You know, my dear friend, it's the only control I have now. Oh Great Television Set, how brilliant you are to have me drown in your programs day after day, to let the world pass me by with each and every channel. I know you will always be my side, and I will leave only during the commercials. Oh Magnificent Television Set, you've grown to be my addiction. For I shudder without your rays pumping through my veins. You've taken the place of everything else, as I bask in the light of your screen. Oh, My Stable Television Set, how much I depend on you. To tell me what's wrong. To tell me what's right. You are my

Ode To Agnes Depesto
Part I. You called me on the telephone, But as you can tell, I'm not at home. Now don't begin to whine and moan, Just leave your message at the tone. Part II. You might be tired, you might be hurried, You might even, be scared or worried. I'm not here now, but don't you weep, Just leave your message, at the beep. August

Ode To My Hat
I'm only a hat And I stay in my place Up there on your head Making shade for your face I'm only a hat The mark of true wit I sit slightly askew Just awaiting each tip I'm only a hat And my uses are many As to questions of style. . . You know I have plenty. August

Ode 2 The Woman Of My Life
im sorry 4 bein a pain i know at times i drive u insane i sometimes wonder how it can be that i ended up you ever lovin me u deserve the best but you got the worst u settled for last when u shoulda got first but dont take this wrong im not pushing u away cause i need u here so please say youll stay i wanna show my love by doin the right thing i cant wait till x~mas cause i just got your custom made ring love you babe

Ode To My True Friend
Ode to My True Friend by Elizabeth Pinard The day I met you I found a friend - And a friendship that I pray will never end. Your smile - so sweet And so bright - Kept me going When day was as dark as night. You never ever judged me, You understood my sorrow. Then you told me it needn't be that way And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow. You were always there for me, I knew I could count on you. You gave me advice and encouragement Whenever I didn't know what to do. You helped me learn to love myself You made life seem so good. You said I can do anything I put my mind to And suddenly I knew I could. There were times when we didn't see eye to eye And there were days when both of us cried. But even so we made it through: Our friendship hasn't yet died. Circumstances have pulled us apart, We are separated by many miles. Truly, the only thing that keeps me going Is my treasured memory of your smile. This friendship we share Is so preciou

Ode To Plurals
Ode to Plurals We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural would never be hose, And the plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim! Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplan

Ode To The Women With Them Big Ole Tittys
I LOVE WOMEN WITH TIGOLEBITTIES, I LOVE TO SUCK ON THEM NIPPLES,AND CARESS THEM BIG OLE TITS. A HAND FULL IS NEVER ENOUGH, I LIKE EM TO WHERE I HALF TO HAVE BOTH HANDS AROUND THEM BIG OLE TITTYS. IF YOU LIKE BIG OLE TITTYS GIVE ME A HELL YEAH.. AND IF YOU HAVE BIG OLE TITTYS SHOW EM TO ME AND I'LL RATE BOMB YA.

Ode To My Dad
This is dedicated to my Dad whom i lost on 02.08.07....I just wanna say that I think i lost him and now i realise what was the importance of having him in our lives. I could never be a good son to you Dad and am sorry for that, i just made everyone think that you only used to be angry with me all the time, but never told anyone how much you love me. There were strange ways in which you used to show your love to me and i know that very well, just that it took so much time for me to understand all that, and now that i do, it's too late and i will never forgive myself for not being there most of the times when you needed me , i am so sorry for that and in know that it;s too late for me to realise all this coz now you are gone . But now atleast you are at the safest and the most peaceful place ever , and right next to God. You don;t have to anymore face the physical , mental and any other kind of pain that there is on this earth. But yes we will all never be able to get over the pai

An Ode To Her
lmao... my confession to codependency... my greatest obstacle to being who i know i am a strong independent woman capable of anything and everything Its not all on you my love I would never wish that amount of pressure We work so hard just to make it survive one day we'll know happiness what it feels to be truly okay until then don't stop holding on trusting me being you my everything my motivation to be a better woman and i promise we'll make it Artist SiteMore Videos Music Video:RUNNING (by No Doubt)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

"ode To My Car"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack And the interior smells real bad 'Cause my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (He's got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (That fuckin' pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh fuck you car It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (They can bite his ass too) And I got no fuckin' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" (You fuckin' piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) I got piece of shit car (He got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas

Ode To Virtual Friends
An Ode to the virtual friends we chat with on the Internet Friends With/Without Faces and odd little names. Take a moment to sing outloud these very special words We sit and we type, And we stare at our screens, We all have to wonder, What this possibly means. With our mouse's we roam, Through the rooms in a maze, Looking for something or someone, As we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, We type all our woes, Small groups we do form, And gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, To type out our name, We want recognition, But it's always the same. We give kisses and hugs, And sometimes we flirt, In MIRC we chat deeply, And reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships But why we don't know, But some of these friendships, Will flourish and grow. Why it is on the screen, We can be so bold, Telling our secrets, That have never been told. Why is it we share, The thoughts in our mind, With those we can't see, As though we were blind. The answer is

Ode To My Passing
"I am here to inform you that you have died," Death said to me. "This can't be, I'll wait and see And get back to you" I lied. But Death would have none of that, He's a time-hardened fellow. "Follow me and we will see; Of lies I do not bellow." I took a chance and tagged along, Choices I had not many. We traveled short and came upon A marquee with words aplenty. The Final Moments of Your Life I read upon this sign; In line we waiting for popcorn dated, And soda's like turpentine. We took our seats in back-of-house, Alone we sat together. A little closely he parked himself, Some distance would have been better. We sat true the credits through, My name the only one… The final moments of my life Shown bright as the morning sun. In the end Death was right, A truck I stepped in front of. I was tucked into a bag, Wrapped up in zippered glove. To Dea

Ode To America
We rarely get a chance to see another country's editorial about the USA . Read this excerpt from a Romanian News paper. The article was written by Mr. Cornel Nistorescu and published under the title 'C'ntarea Americii, meaning 'Ode To America ') in the Romanian newspaper Evenimentulzilei 'The Daily Event' or 'News of the Day' ~An Ode to America ~ Why are Americans so united? They would not resemble one another even if you painted them all one color! They speak all the languages of the world and form an astonishing mixture of civilizations and religious beliefs. Still, the American tragedy turned three hundred million people into a hand put on the heart. Nobody rushed to accuse the White House, the Army, or the Secret Service that they are only a bunch of losers. Nobody rushed to empty their bank accounts. Nobody rushed out onto the streets nearby to gape about. Instead the Americans volunteered to donate blood and to give a helping hand. After the f

Ode To Monday
Have you ever wondered why most Sunday nights gets depressing. Perhaps its what to come or what I think I failed to do over last weekend. So, another week has past and Monday is here. Should I get up and shave, dress up and prepare. No, I hate to. I want to sleep because I owe it to myself to rest or to sleep or to not do anything at all. I can't stand Mondays not because its a whole new work day - I actually enjoy working - its the people. People that come up to ask how my weekend went only to boast about theirs. To have your manager first come up to you and greet you knowing he is there to assign something he failed to give you months ago and now he needs a rush job. To this my ode to monday. Monday Monday to thee I mock for the losers, the yes man and the irresponsible manager today they flock Only to waste another self justified day of their lives and for me to say yes... you are better and wiser while I murmur and curse... For Mondays bring nothing but b

Ode To A Spell Checker
ODE TO A SPELL CHECKER by Jerrold H Zar I have a spelling checker. It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea. Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in it's weigh. My checker tolled me sew. A checker is a bless sing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime. Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed too be a joule. The checker pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour spelling mite decline, And if we're lacks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid to wine. Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, Their are know fault's with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear. Now spelling does knot phase me, it does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped word's fare as hear. To rite with care is quite a feet Of wi

Ode To My M-16
Ode to My M-16 I signed up to be lean, mean and green a protector of all who have a American Dream, I live each day a constant change in scheme in my hands I hold the action for each scene, this is the Ode to my M-16 Lack of sleep and borrowed time from Sunday to Sunday the bruises and bumps and time when still hungry, Front leaning rest the position most given "need more discipline" the point to be driven, this is the Ode to my M-16 PT once, twice, even three times daily the push-ups, sit-ups, and miles please blue phase me, stand at attention without question or movement get use to yells and screams to relay you improvement, this is the Ode to my M-16 Foot marches with ruck sacks pained on your back the break in formation has now added laps, A creed every solider must believe to recite UAC is today against who will I fight, this is the Ode to my M-16 Weapons fire adrenaline and linger a fog I hope we don't get smoked after this jog, Attention t

Ode To You
"Ode to You" For all of those special souls that have earned a place in my heart...THIS IS FOR YOU! I put our connection into words. Happy New Year! ************************************************* My back arches, shoulder blades spread & my empty hole closes tightly around your absence. My neck writhes at the meer memory of your touch. Hot on my skin, electric pulses burn your name into my flesh. You are here. My chest opens and my arms extend to find you....hundreds, thousands of miles away...but I do....find you. You're etched into my heart. I love you all! Copywritten 2008

An Ode To The Sensuous Knight
(This was written soon after my screen-name was given to me, and I wrote it to describe my way of thinking towards Women, Love, and Life. Of course, like my other poems, it's written in the theme of a Knight in the middle-ages, but its the meaning behind the words that count. It was read once by a friend who is a published poet, and who hosted a Poetry talk show on Yahoo Radio. It was voted on and won 1st place, and my "reward" was to read it aloud, Live, on the radio show, to people around the world. I was deeply Honored) ... Now the Poem. ____________________________________ ~ ~ ~ An Ode to the Sensuous Knight ~ ~ ~ _________________________________________ To be read in three Voices: 1.Narrator, 2.m'Lady, 3.Sir Knight ( Intro ) There is a man, so gentle, soft and kind, A Knight who yields a mighty sword to fight. His Lady's Honor, he doth serve and protect, From all perils that may come her way. He takes his sword, his lance, his heart, And at the very feet

Ode To Amoxicillin
Ode to Amoxicillin My old friend, Amoxicillin, little pills of brown and yellow. Welcome back, Amoxicillin! I use to see you thrice a year. So how you been, Amoxicillin? Ready to fight this infection? From my ear? And from my throat? And from my nose? And a tonsil, too? Now my eye looks pink, what do you think? Guess you’ve gotta fight that one too. The very sick-- Jamie Writer Jan 15, 2008

Ode To A Back Stabbing Bitch
YOU SEE IT COMING, BUT HESITATE. BECAUSE YOU TRUST THE APPROACHING HATE. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HOPE FOR THE BEST, BUT DEEP IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW THE TEST. FUCK THE WORLD, FUCK YOU TOO, YOUR HEART IS BLACK AND SO UNTRUE. NEVER DARKEN MY DOOR AGAIN, NEVER CALL YOURSELF MY FRIEND. OH YES THERES SO MUCH MORE TO SAY, I REGRET THE DAY YOU CAME MY WAY. TAKE YOUR LIES, DECEIT AND SPITE, YOU HAVE NO REASON YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. THE DARKEST PITS AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL, NO EXCUSES NO DENIAL THIS WEB OF LIES BELONGS TO YOU DONT TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU NEVER KNEW YOU MISERABLE BITCH THAT NEEDS COMPANY MINIONS TO CARRY OUT HER DEEDS. YOU HAVENT GOT THE BALLS TO CONFESS THAT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS. EVERYONE WILL SOON REALIZE YOU DECEIVE, YOU CONJUR, YOU CHEAT YOU LIE. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU WONT GET FAR. NOW LAY IN YOUR BED OF THORNS YOU WHORE FROM ME YOU WILL GET NOTHING MORE. SIGNED LUMINA

Ode To Her
I wanna taste your sweet other lips, I want to plant my face between your thrusting hips, I want to eat your fuzzy peach, like an ever feeding leech. I want to suck on your divine tits, till the ecstacy blows away my wits, I want to sate my burning fire on your booty with my desire I want to hold you in my arms I want to kiss you and feel your charms. I want to have your sweet lips, around my mightily throbbing dick. I want to lick your sweet, sweet ass as you polish my piece of brass, I want to taste your lip gloss, I want my pecker to be your floss. I want to make a promise here, I will always worship you my dear, your my goddess, my ever shining light, I will never leave you, I would die for you, I swear for you I'd fight!

Ode To: Tea & Nicotine
These moments of morning are mine. The quiet solitude & darkness soothes my ravaged soul. In my own world out of space & time. Shared only with Venus & Chai. I don't want anyone else to to see my fragile hold. Even the Heavens only sigh. I suffer the birth of brightness. All the noisy cheer zenith brings about so bold. Longing for my mantle of darkness. But for a few breaths of starshine. The stage is empty & I'm alone, between those beats I am whole & the worlds are still mine.

Ode To A Friend
I had a very dear friend That friend went to join his heavenly father He left this world knowing he had touched alot of lives He made many friends and even bought his family togather He had a million dollar smileand a funny way to make you laugh He might have gotten on your nerves but at the same time you still loved him He will remembered in all of our thoughts and prayers We will miss you In Memory of Chris St. John 1-19-08

Ode To The One Before.......
Ode To The One Before............. The night you left you thought I was finished. I guess I fooled you, I celebrated life for the first time. You see, you did not break me, on the contrary , you made me! Look at me! See how strong I have become. I am everything I could have dreamed for , And more! Look at me! I encourage and demand without rage, But with pity. You are the one missing out. No, your not dreaming, I am real. Yes, I have grown while you stayed the same. "I AM "!!! " Who?" you ask. The "Goddess" Of the Strength, Of the beauty, Of the sensuality, Of my own being, Everything you have always feared. Now it is YOUR turn to "WORSHIP " ME!!!! Sapphire Jewel AKA Valarie A Laboy © 2006

Ode To A Trailor Park Wife
Ode to a Trailor Park Wife As I sit here thinking of something witty to write; I think of all whom I could give such a freight.. Just to see me at my most natural; curlers in my hair ,eating a crueler. To just a laugh at such a deploy; maybe I could get a decoy. one who is like a step ford wife; one who is always alert and alive. Tell a man he is her only god; with nice big kahunas, and a killer bod.. But what would that prove to the men out there; would she have a mind of her own to compare. Realizing her most undesirable fears; she pop a tops another beer. Gives a toast to her big bellied fella; as she comes to understand, she is his trailor park bella. Sapphire Jewel aka Valarie A. Laboy Copyright 2006

Ode' To Sid Vicious
Ok so some of you people know that today is the 29th anniversary of sid vicious' death ironically there was some show on hbo called autopsy last night and guess who they talked about you guessed it sid and nancy the most famous dysfunctional junkie couple ever. Personally i do not like sex pistols and i do not mourn the loss of two junkies. I also find it repulsive that some kids and even adults idolize a man that wasted his life, beat his girlfriend, murdered her and than killed himself. the worst part companies actually make merchandise so these kids and adults can buy stuff that has his face plastered on it. tonight my plans are to celebrate the world getting rid of two more useless wastes of space. it may seem cold but guess what i have no respect for people like that. I especially hate suicide and lets face the facts sid committed suicide. Sid's mummy even found a suicide note (conveniently after the funeral) but the facts are even if there was no suicide note you do sma

Ode To Wp Fkrs
I miss jello fights with my hermana.. snugglin with my hermano, hamsters and my sorella, drama... i miss my girls and my boys... angels and devils, the trust and the lies, the family, the foes, the haters the playas, the bullshit, the shooters, the crazy fun the killer tunes, (those were all me) i miss late night chats, early morning hugs, all day sessions, conference bashing, the tears the random banters and chillin in the rafters... i miis it all..serves me right for takin a leave of absence... everything changes, people disappear, change forget, some stay together some drift away... its like a divorce, and i got to live with the shitty parent..... HA love to those that deserve it and PEACE to those that need to get bent...I had my run time to power down.... g'night and good luck

Ode To My Sons
Amazing you are my little superstar I hold you tight and sing to you I watch you discover the world brand new I drift and dream of what your life may bring and love it when you try to sing when we dance just you and me I love your smile and the way you cling I love being your hero the joy in your heart I love watching you grow you just fill up my heart I adore your laugh when we play and tickle your sweet little smile when I zerbert your middle No love like yours could I ever have cause I am your mama and you're My little man!

Ode To Bravery In Brotherhood
Heated rivalry ensued deep Within bowels of uncertainty; Angels of mercy, cloaked In heavy boots & hard hats. Weakened floors, torn asunder Beneath scorched palms; Haunted by images, imprinted Upon memories, never forsaken-- You were there. Scorched breath, obscured by Pitch black, emblazoned within: Ventures, undertaken in silence; Selfless acts of heroism, in peril— To mourn fallen comrades; To answer a call to arms; To cradle a lifeless child; Exposed to perilous infernos; You were there. Symbols of goodness poked through The confines of hell, to comfort Sullen eyes; outstretched tears implored: To pierce oblivion with courage, ablaze. Valor was found, embedded in the ashes. To preserve life; driven by compassion; Charging forward into Ground Zero; Bonded by brotherhood, hand in hand. You were there.

~ode To Friends~
My Dearest Friend, ...Should I draw you the picture of my heart it would be what I hope you would still love though it contained nothing new. The early possession you obtained there, and the absolute power you have obtained over it, leaves not the smallest space unoccupied. I look back to the early days of our acquaintance and friendship as to the days of love and innocence, and, with an indescribable pleasure, I have seen near a score of days roll over our heads with an affection heightened and improved by time, nor have the dreary hours of absence in the smallest degree effaced from my mind the image of the dear untitled friend to whom I gave my heart. Peace.

Ode To Ian Stuart
DIAMOND IN THE DUST Do you remember, the 24th of September? What happened on that cold autumn day? A man was slain, lan Stuart was his name, Zionist agents took his life away. Now the tears have dried, but the pain deep inside, It still lingers on, Gambled with Tumbling Dice, made the ultimate sacrifice, Against the house of treason. lan Stuart always in my heart, Just what did you do so wrong? Sang of love of your race, a green and pleasant place, Murdered just because of a song. You spoke the truth, to Aryan youth, That was your only crime, The pain I feel, it will never heal, No matter how much time. lan Stuart Donaldson, you will never be forgotten, Your name we will always cry, The lyrics that you penned, will live on until the end, Your memory will never die. We will carry on your fight, against the endless nights, Until all our peoples are free, And on that fateful day, the bands will play, Hail Victory. So the batt

Ode To The Cure
It started with a dedication, lost in admiration, strange attraction spreads it's wings and I laughed in the mirror for the first time in a year; like an old painted doll in the throes of dance, I think about tomorrow But this isn't truth this isn't right This isn't love, this isn't life, this isn't real This is a lie Mouth and eyes and heart all bleed and run in thickening streams of greed; Happiness murmured in dreams This dream never ends; this world always stops; this night always falls again The fire is almost cold and there's nothing left to burn And it's so cold it's like the cold if you were dead Like I'm living at the edge of the world Standing alone underneath the sky I feel the chill of ice I sense the quiet despair I couldn't help but notice your icy blue eyes You never looked as lost as this On those days when it felt like snow I can't just carry on this way and every time I turn away Another perfect lie is choked Ca

Ode To The Beatniks
Legends Current mood: artistic Category: Writing and Poetry It's true what the dead say about the silver lining and it's touch of grey The Grey in this case is that: Legends die. The silver: They got to live. Cassady somehow always had his fast fingers in it. Bridging the generational gap. Taking the furthest even further. You dig? Kesey and his intrepid travelers. Bill and his syringe in some bathroom. Oh, and Allen with Flowers in his hair. Owsley and his bear. Jerry was on the bus. You dig? They got to live. Did you?!? Currently reading : The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test By Tom Wolfe Release date: 05 October, 1999

Ode' To Friendship....
Who will walk a mile with thee, Along with life's weary dreams, A friend whose heart has eyes to see, The stars shine out o'er the darkening sea, And the quiet rest at the end of the day, A friend who knows and dares to say, The brave sweet words to throw cheer your way. With such comrade, such a friend, I too would walk, Til' journeys end, Through sunshine, rain, sleet or snow, And then farewell, Who will walk a mile with thee, So on that day's farewell you'll know.

Ode To The Wyrm
Ode to the Wyrm Step into the dark night alone For only then will you feel the true chill of the cold Through the door into life’s winter dreams Where only tales of sorrow and sadness are told When the last fleeting glimpse of summer has past And the Tree of Hope stands with branches bare The Path of the Dead is a trail of ice Leading to the mouth of the Dark Wyrm’s lair The Dreams of the Living lie piled as bone A testament to the hunger of the Beast Cold, dry, deformed by sorrow The sacraments of an unholy feast This is the home of the Lonely Heart In the icy chill of the Cold Wyrm’s breath The Temple of the Frozen Winter’s Night Where the only life therein is Death

Ode To My Passing
“I regret to inform you that you have died,” Death said to me. “This can’t be…we’ll wait and see, and I will get back to you,” I lied. But Death would have none of that; He’s a time-hardened fellow… “Follow me and we will see, Of lies I do not Bellow.” I took a chance and tagged along, Choices I had not many. We traveled short and came upon A marquee with words aplenty. “The Final Moments of Your Life” I read upon the sign. In line we waited for popcorn dated And Sodas like turpentine. We took our seats in back of house… Alone we sat together. A little close he parked himself… Some distance would have been better. We sat through the credits true… My name the only one. The final moments of my life Glowed bright as morning sun. In the end Death was right… A truck I stepped in front of. I was tucked into a bag… Wrapped up in zippered glove. To Death I turned and pleaded so… “Please let this be a lie.” “I’ve so many things left

Ode To The Cheating Boyfriend
I saw you with her, Just the other day. I thought you loved me, 'Cause that's what you say. I now hate you so much, I want you to die, I wish I could kill you, Or that you wouldn't lie. You said you were just, Going out with a "friend" I hope you understand, That this is the end. I abhor you so much. And now I'm leaving. To go find someone, That I can believe in.

Ode To My Dad Part 2
its been almost 9 months now, it still hurts that your not here.. i have fallen for a girl, she is very pretty. I kissed her under the moon and stars last friday on a cloudy night. I havent heard from her since. as fathers day approaches i cant stop thinking about her. i wish you were alive to meet her. It sucks that the people that are dear to me are not around.why did you leave us when i need you the most. This sucks, i hate thease feelings. I hope you are doing good where you are. maybe you can put in a good word for me.. anyways dad,, happy fathers day.. miss you.. lots of love... bedrock

Ode To A Good Supervisor
Ode to a good supervisor If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before thinking things through, you will love this...! A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!!!!! He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Ode To Beer
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... --Brian O'Rourke Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza. --Dave Barry Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker. --Ogden Nash He was a wise man who invented b

An Ode To Carlin
With the passing of George Carlin, whom I consider one of the smartest comedians of any time, I decided to put up my favorite bit up on my blog. Before anyone gets a little hot and bothered with this one...it's just comedy! If you can't laugh...eh, then that's your issue. Make the Lord laugh George.

Ode To You, Oh Bitcher Of High Gas Prices.
What's with people who bitch about the price of gas? Seriously, did you NOT think the abundance of fuel chugging thundercocks of the SUV world, getting 7 miles to the gallon would have, I don't know, SOMETHING to do with the depletion of this natural resource? Because, if you, like the rest of the people of our "great nation" were under the impression that we wouldn't eventually run out of gasoline, then you, sir, or ma'am, are a complete moron. Not a slight moron, a complete moron. I understand the necessity of a utility vehicle, in a farming community, or a rural area. I understand that some people, with a brood of children (also NOT ecologically responsible, adding to our overpopulated planet) do not want to drive minivans, but still need to cart kids around. I get the actual need for these vehicles. And to you, driver of the SUV filled with equipment, supplies, or kids, disregard this rant. It is to you, Oh hauler of many gasoline powered toys, Oh driver of the lift

Ode To Her
My heart I give to her with faith and trust My soul mate life with her until my dieing day a must Afraid as we both are I know in my heart she feels the same As partners for life a team in a life thats no game We're taking our time making sure the right paths we're taking This time no mistakes a unbreakable bond and solid foundation we're making Love every night is what what we'll be shaken Next to her every morning is where I want to awaken

Ode To Knuckles......heres To You Don
If your nose wont blow..... and your teeth hang low.... You got HIT by KNUCKLES! If you punched RED'S door.... and you smacked the floor..... You got HIT by KNUCKLES! If we see you twitch..... and your crying like a bitch.... You got HIT by KNUCKLES! If you want to call.... and restart it all.... You gonna get FUCKED by KNUCKLES!!!!

Ode To The Feline Friend
Ode to the Feline Friend By Paul James Dunn Time moves on like rivers flow Sometimes rapid, other times slow With time to play and time to grow Time we shared, my little friend Beginnings can't be foretold No one knows how they'll unfold You adopted me, truth be told It's a treasured gift you extend You taught me to play like a child Sometimes gentle, but often wild My heart you completely beguiled The stress of life you helped suspend Not every day has been all play From time to time, nerves will fray But every moment an honest display Of how caring souls, each other tend Weeks, months, and years go by More smiles than tears they supply But eventually, time grows nigh Even this ride must have an end When it's short, Time's like gold Worth far more and harder to hold A second can't be bought or sold Use it well, or it will expend Time moves on like rivers flow Far too rapid when you need it slow Just Time to give my love before you go For

An Ode To My Cousin May He Rest In Peace
Just posting this as an ode to my cousin who was in a motorcycle accident on Friday July 18,2008 he died instantly.... ************** http://www.legacy.com/idahopress/Obituaries.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=113953549 Shawn A. Burton 1980 - 2008 Shawn A. Burton, 28, of Nampa, passed away Friday, July 18, 2008, in Nampa. A funeral service to honor and celebrate his life will be held at 3 p.m. Friday, July 25, at the Crossroads Community Church, 4170 E. Amity Ave., Nampa. Entombment will follow at the Hillcrest Memorial Gardens, Caldwell. The family will greet loved ones and friends at the Alsip & Persons Funeral Chapel, 404 10th Ave. S., Nampa, 466-3545, from 6-8 Thursday evening. Shawn was born on April 28, 1980, in Nampa, the son of James and Judy Burton. He was reared and educated in Nampa, graduating from Nampa High School in 1999. Shawn worked his high school years at Paul's Market in Nampa and spent the last five years at Micron Technology in Boise. He always knew how to t

Ode To The Single Parent
Ode to the Single Parent Thanklessly you do your job day and night. You weren't ready and it's been an uphill fight. But you've never known a stronger love than this. You are reminded of that with each sweet kiss. You go to work, the sitter, dinner, and off to bed. Seventeen hours later you get to lay down your head. You are the first to rise and the last one to sleep. Sometimes you have to lay there a minute and weep. You never planned to travel this road by yourself. And you sigh as you put that last toy on the shelf. Even though it's been rough your child is healthy. He loves you so much you almost feel wealthy. With his first spoken word you almost started crying. You are so proud of him and that keeps you trying. It takes a person with tremendous strength like you; You're one person working hard to do the job of two. So this is dedicated to all of the single parents out there. I wanted to tell you that I included you in my prayer.

Ode To My Angel!!!
As life begins a promise is made, before you a golden path is laid.One with love and compassion and if lucky with lust and passion.You see my little girl its all in what you see, for it will be love and devotion you see in me.A lifetime of hurt will occur in time, the finer points can be so sublime.I don't want you to ever wonder if I love you so, I love you from the highest high to the lowest low. No matter what you do in life, I will be there for the wonders and the strife. I will stand by you and try not to judge, I will be that protection around you that just won't budge. You can count on me your whole life through, always behind you steady and true.

Ode To A Lifetime...
I know in my heart this love is forever your body your soul I will cherish and treasure, Like a best friend and sometimes as a lover I can hope and I can try that no one ever will discover, My passion for you is the blossom of a flower bursting with beauty and color whilst awaiting your eminent power, Welcome to my bottomless heart for this empty soul of mine is filled with love and happiness could only be withdrawn as a fine, The choreographed movements of our melodramatic lives to retrieve our blessed love the rest of the world strives.

Ode To Coffee
A poem I wrote years ago....about delicious coffee..... Ode To Coffee Ode to coffee Brewing in that pot I can't wait to drink thee For I love coffee a lot The scent of coffee Is filling up the air A whole brewed pot for me And I will not share The taste of coffee Is my true honest cure For the taste is so heavenly Without it, it's pure torture I need my coffee I need it right this moment I need it inside of me Or I will start to vent Oh delishious coffee Hurry up and brew I'm begging and I plea How much I want to drink you Now it's time for coffee The time has finally come A whole big pot just for me Yummy yum yum Ode to coffee Saddness floods my eye For my pot is now empty I think that I'm going to die 3/8/06

Ode To Coot
He was a fast machine He kept his modem clean He was the best damn cropper I have ever seen He had these slitted eyes and Im telling no lie He could knock you out with his thunder thighs Taking more than his share whos pics he didnt care I tried to block him but he was already there Now my hands were shaking what was he taking my photos hell be pasting and then he was making it ...Coot you shopped me all night long Yes Coot...you shopped me all night long Working double time cropping pictures on line he makes them one of a kind and not just mine all mine he deserves no applause just anger of course made a fool out of me and came back to do more had to crop me down then made me look round now Im made to sing and into this ugly thing All the poses hes faking look now its J hes pasting His mind is racing next it will be you Coots cropping all night long yes you Coots cropping all night long

Ode To Ash
Shes got nerves and a mighty smart brain stupid mumms drive her insane she strong willed but what a thrill goodness gracious shes a ball of fire she'll laugh at you cause she thinks you look funny but you cant prove shes a dummy shes got her own mind that girl is fine goodness gracious Ash is a ball of fire Watch it baby ooohhhh shes good hold it baby shes gonna own you like a mummer should shes fine so fine she'll tell the world that your dumb dumb dumb chew your nails and twiddle your thumbs get real nervous if shes in your mumm Cmon lady you're really crazy goodness gracious Ash'll set your balls on fire Weeellllllll watch it baby ooohhhh shes good shes gonna own you like a mummer should shes fine so fine she'll tell the world that your dumb dumb dumb chew your nails and twiddle your thumbs get real nervous if shes in your mumm Cmon lady you're really crazy goodness gracious Ash'll set your balls on fire

Ode To Lady Death
Death comes on silent wings Blown by the winds of time When she comes for you To bestow the kiss of death Will you be ready? Will you fall into her embrace Like a long lost lover Or push her away fighting For that last grasp of air The morsel we call life? But atlas, She will keep knocking On your door Till you tire of life And will gladly follow her Into the fires of Hell Or the extacy of Heaven.....

Ode To Bbw
This big, beautiful woman didn't happen overnight, I spent years of my life keeping my sexuality out of sight. Through my teenage years it always seemed very clear that guys felt my type should stay to the rear, while thin girls always used mine as an example of the body they feared. Awoke in my twenties by the fact it just may be that men who matured were attracted to me. My red hair was a turn on, my skin was so pure, my freckles gave character....hell, I never thought that before And the figure I sported through most of my life became something that some men found as their vice. Thrust into my thirties it was plain to see that I no longer cared what people thought of me. I know my hair is amazing with it's crimson hue and my alabaster skin and freckles are all that will do. And my big beautiful body that still remains in place has become something that I whole heartedly embrace.

Ode To A Lifetime....
I know in my heart this love is forever your body your soul I will cherish and treasure, Like a best friend and sometimes as a lover I can hope and I can try that no one ever will discover, My passion for you is the blossom of a flower bursting with beauty and color whilst awaiting your eminent power, Welcome to my bottomless heart for this empty soul of mine is filled with love and happiness could only be withdrawn as a fine, The choreographed movements of our melodramatic lives to retrieve our blessed love the rest of the world strives.

Ode To Fu
FU= Fake Universe Lounges are for Scrounges Bomb Squads are for REtards Mumms are for morons that can't make their own fucking decisions. Why should I rate you a 10 or 11 when your fat pig ass is a 1 F.uck A.nother R.etard C.an't get a life "I want I want I want need need need give me give me give me". Get off your fat fucking ass and go to work so you can afford it yourself. "level me level me level me" because I can't climb the ladder of life my self. You can see me naked for, bling rates friendship etc. Sounds like prostitution to me you cheap WHORE

Ode To A Friend
I know you hurt when nobody talks to you. I know your anger when nobody trust you. I have seen your dark side deep within you. I have been by your side when others turned on you. I have listened to you cry many times. I was there for you when others walked out. I turned to you when my world fell apart. I was there when yours fell apart around you. I have cried with you and for you. I have lost sleep over you. I have almost killed to keep you safe. I have busted down walls just for you. I have let myself open to you. I gave you many hours of myself to make sure you were alright. I deepened my trust so much for you. I never asked for anything in return from you. I have always been an ear for you to talk to. I was always there when you needed me. I have spent many hours waiting for your return. I have wrote many things for YOU all in vain. I have tore my heart apart to make things easier on you. I now sit alone in my darkness

Ode To A Turkey
Ode To A Turkey... Tis the night before Thanksgiving and all through our house No turkey is baking; I feel like a louse, For I am all nestled, so snug in my bed; I’m not gettin’ up and I’m not bakin’ bread. No pies in my oven, no cranberry sauce Cuz I give the orders, and I am the boss. When out in the kitchen, there arose such a clatter I almost got up to see what was the matter. As I drew in my head and was tossing around To the bed came my husband, he grimaced, he frowned. And laying his finger aside of his nose, He scared me to death and I thought, “Here he goes!” He spoke not a word as he threw back my quilt And the look that he gave was intended to wilt. So up to the ceiling my pillows he threw I knew I had had it, his face had turned blue. “You prancer, you dodger, you’re lazy, you vixen Out yonder in kitchen, Thanksgiving you’re fixin.” But he heard me explain, with my face in a pout: "I'm just plain too tired and we're eating out!"

Ode To The Archer
THE ARCHER PUB AT THE ARCHER PUB THERE IS PLENTY OF CHEERS FROM THE TIME YOU ARRIVE TO THE TIME YOU DISAPPEAR THE CHARACTERS THERE TO NAME JUST A FEW THERES THE BIG KAHUNA A MUSLIM AND A SHERIFF TOO THE BAR STAFF WILL STAY THE SAME WE HOPE CAUSE WE DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO RETRAIN SOME STUCK UP SHEILAS AND BLOKES CAUSE AS IT IS NOW IT IS SIMPLY THE BEST FROM JO, CUT OFF KIMMY ROBBIE T AND ROB K AND PRATTY WHO SOMETIMES TURNS UP SOBER ON SUNDAYS YOU DON’T HAVE TO ASK FOR WHAT YOU DESIRE CAUSE OUR BAR STAFF KNOW WHAT WE REQUIRE THEY HAVE IT SITTING ON THE BAR WAITING FOR YOU WITHOUT ANY FUSS OR FURTHER ADO THE GUYS AND THE GIRLS IN THE BISTRO AND ON OCCASSIONS BERYL THE BOWLING LADY TOO THEY GIVE YOU THE BEST DEALS ON ALL THE MEALS FROM SPAGBOL TO THE SWEET CHESSECAKE FROM CHILLI PRAWNS AND RICE THERES ONLY ONE THING TO SAY MMM VERY NICE BUT ONE WORD OF ADVICE DON’T ASK WAYNE OR BRI FOR A SIMPLE BURGER OR YOU JUST MIGHT END UP BEING FRIED BUT SER

Ode To The Bouncer
I'm rating pictures, I move to fast, and there you are to bust my *ss. just doing your job i understand, can't get no love for the MAN. You know me this I know, hell you just stopped me 5 minutes ago. so i'll move slower and be on my way. you do your job. and have a nice Day!!

Ode To A Lost Love
I feel you there or is it a thought A memory clear or a feeling begot I reach my hand into the mist And long for you on a day like this I search the grounds of true love's garden With heavy heart somewhat hardened And through the fog of life gone wrong I hear the chords of past love's song I chase the sun and in a ray I see your smile to brighten my day I reach to feel the warmth of you And in the ray my hand cuts through Splits the image I thought so bold Of you reaching for my hand to hold Upon a sound I set my ear For your voice I long to hear As I trek the valley wide Echoes of you on a mountainside I stand below and gaze your way Listening to the things you say And long to be up in a cloud And float into your heart my shroud For you I'd crawl up on ledge and live my days right near the edge And blow the light out of the moon To hide with you in nature's room Just to feel your heart beat quicken And see a spark of you love stric

An Ode To Shoe Throwing
Oh Mr. Reporter, You are a hero to us all, He reflexes were to fast, For you to make him fall. But you threw you shoes, In hope, not in vain, that you would hit the devil, and cause him great pain, So Mr. Reporter, My hats off to you, But just one last thing, WHO THROWS A SHOE? I mean come on that really hurts.

Ode To My Father
Lying on the floor Body writhing in pain Tasting blood in my mouth As i plead in vain My bones are broken My will as well I feel the sting As my flesh starts to swell I look to you with tears in my eyes As you tell my its my fault AS your fist crashes to my face All your hate and anger has finally found a place As my little seven year old body lays broken, bloody, and numb my conciuosness fades to black I try so hard to take a breath as you grind your knee into my back I reach for my mother as she turns her head with a tear in her eye she wishes him dead as the screaming and the pain start to slowly subside I crawl within my self my only safe place to hide A place without pain,anger or lies A place where you hold me tight a place where you love me and show me your proud A place where you kiss my cheek and tuck me in at night And when im scared with eyes full of tears in you come to fight away my fears And when i look into your loving ey

Ode To Banana
Oh, banana... How yellow, how smooth, almost too beautiful to eat, I gaze upon your potassium rich goodness, I long to peel away your layers to reach your inner squishiness, I can feel your buttery richness on my tongue. Mmmm... How sinfully delectable. Wait, what?? Get back to work, Aurelia, geez. -REL

An Ode To The Fu Whores......
So.......it would appear the Fu Gods are unhappy with the Imy today.......well the gods and the brat.....so my day is complete :-| I have re- re-edited this post, so it is at least presentable.....I hope :-s A cynical look at the Fu If music be the food of love......then let it speak of all loves.......... 36D Lyrics Artist: The Beautiful South (Buy The Beautiful South CDs) Album: 0898 (Heaton/Rotheray) Close your legs, open your mind Leave those compliments well behind Dig a little deeper into yourself And you may find Come over here just sit right down Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown I hear you've turned our young men Into dribbling clowns 36D so what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? 36D so what (D) so what Is that all that you've got? Make their day and go ahead Remove your clothes lie on their bed Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet To the easily led And before you do just what you do H

Ode To An Arsehole (by Miss Andry)
I just found this too funny not to share: You actually think that you’re sexy and cool When all you are is an arrogant tool, Coz, when the chicks hit your page and rate, Over you, they ain't going to masturbate So, think again my delusional friend What an excuse for a cock is your sad bell end Your penis is somewhat decidedly lacking, It’s not exactly what I would call “packing” Now I'm waggling my little digit Can barely see it,‘coz you’re hung like a midget With so little to offer, you should keep it in your pants But you're always eager to please the dizzy sycophants With rose-tinted specs on, I once saw you like that too, Why I ever liked you,I just don’t have a clue But the others cannot see through my own eyes, All the crap that you fed me, the bullshit, the lies That spouts forth from your mouth The only true feelings you have lie south And no other feelings can ever exist With your dick grasped firmly under your wrist Pouring over pictures: the next stup

Ode To Dan
Dan I know you may or may not read this but I hope you do. You affected my life like no one else has please don't end it this way. You made me believe there was that special someone out there for me. I was hoping he was you but just one simple click and that changed everything. How was I supposed to know I was going to make you made? How did I know how you felt about that? You never told me these things really until after we had talked about them and then you decided you don't want to talk to me anymore. The things you said to me felt so right but at the same time too good to be true. Perhaps you were just leading me on to get my heart broke. I may never know and probably never will find out now. Just know I am very truly sorry and I really do care for you so much and love you so much. Dan Swanson you could have been the one for me. Adorablewolf@ fubar With this being said I am telling I am sorry and I hope you forgive me. I love you always and forever and w

Ode To Haters..........................
SHALL I ATTEMPT TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE UR OFFENDED BY THESE EYES OR MAYBE ITS THE WAY I WALK WHEN I SWAY THESE HIPS THE MEN ALL TALK REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES AND MINE ARE SPECIAL NOT FROM THIS PLANET IM TALKING EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL GRIT YOUR TEETH, TALK YOUR TRASH I COULD CARE LESS, YOU CAN KISS MY A**

Ode To A Midget....
When you are good at what you do, you need not concern yourself with the actions of others. Cheating and sucker punches are no match for skill, experience and strength. You're a small man with a small plan. Making yourself feel large and important in a virtual fantasy world. You're NOTHING without your weak army of mindless followers that help your game. Just so they can be part of "something". Real recognition and respect comes by being real, gaining respect of mofos that know the deal. Posing hard is just a facade.

Ode To You Know Who You Are
6 yrs man, we've had our ups and our downs. I cant stand the downs anymore, they are starting to hurt more than the ups feel good. Please just help us both walk away, dont answer when I call. Yes I cant delete your number just as you cant delete mine. I wont answer yours, dont text me on those lonely nights when you know being together would be just right. Being in your arms, head resting on your chest, breathing as one has never been an desire with anyone else. I love you so much that its driving me insane trying to hold it in. Perhaps in our next lives it would work, bs if you would just admit it and stop trying to avoid caring for someone who was a friend before a lover we mighta had a chance. Stupid fucking me for letting it go on this far. Damn, being an emotional female is harder than trying to be faithful. Being as I know you'll never read this, it just feels good to get it off my chest! bye my love, youve always had my heart!!

Ode To Makeup Sex
Walking up to his women he smiled with his pearly whites,He looked her in the eyes and sighed with pure delight, Taking her in his arms he held her close and tight,He bent her head back and stared at that beautiful sight, He kissed her deep and grabbed her ass,They fell to the floor knocking over a glass, Rolling on the floor they ripped and pulled, Their clothes flew off as if they were in high school, She got on top and gave a roar,The cock was hers now that she'd won the war, She slipped it in her sweet pussy lips,They shook and shuddered as she lowered her hips, He lifted her up and slapped her ass,As she rode his rod like it would be her last, They tossed and turned as he struggled for power,He pinned her down and she prepared for a shower, The cock was pulled out and was getting stroked hard,She licked her lips as he dropped his guard, The cum flew out pouring each and everywhere,He even shot some up and into her hair, They fell to sleep soon after that,Dreaming of what

Ode To A Dark Messiah
Dark eyes hiding a darker beauty,mysterious looks of a complex man.A cynical laugh to hide the pain,Walking thru life painfully aware,Faking a smile,A happy ruse,Unwilling to let people see the real You.Forced to walk alone,but it's better this way,No one should knowthis cross that You bare.A healer, A guide, A messiah of sorts,helping the undeserving, the uncaring,It hurts ,But still You walk on along this path,Always alone....always alone.It is better this wayBecause no one gets hurtAnd You can hide....Hide behind the cynical smile,the happy ruse,Serving the uncaring, the unbelieving, the undeserving......

Ode To A Waterfall
Oh how the water glistens, quickly streaming down manmade rock. A raging river roars down my wall Crashing over my painted tiles. Waves sorlty rolll across the floor A newly made carpet of fresh wet sand cushioning my feet, sticking between my toes. My footprints leave hints of where I have been. I quickly struggle to capture its beauty manmade lakes fill my bowls. The rippling water soon bursts free, a reminder that nature cannot be captured. Fresh waterfalls flow over the rims Creating Niagra Falls here in Greeley, but soon the falls lose their splendor the roaring rapds turn to streams. As quickly as the falls started their thunder they softly become the drips of dew. Leaving only the pools of water A memory of my Niagra Falls. By: Foxy Wife 9/5/09

The Ode To The Wench Whos Heart Is Filled With Wicked~by Jd
Here we are once more, Lets keep it simple lets keep it quick, I never told you that you had to like me, Inside your head your sick. Now you want to hold a grudge against me, I thought we were all grown? You're nothing more than a wolf in sheeps clothing, Funny we co-exist. Crucify me for nothing, You pass judgements even though your far from right, Being starved for attention can be so harmful, Im no more far from dark then you are to light. Your soul is sinister, Just takes you to be ignored before you put it out to see, Hate me for all its worth and thats little, If you win the arguement i have won the fight. You would like to believe your better than me, Tell me just who lied and told you that you were the fairest of them all? Perhaps you've been misguided by fools with false intentions, Now you are looking to blame someone and making it so commonplace so cruel. Who the hell did you think you were dealing with, Did it feel good to gossip and ruin anothers lif

Ode To Tiger!
Twas the night of Thanksgivingand out of the house,Tiger Woods came a-flyingchased by his spouse.She wheeled a nine ironand wasn't too merry,cause a bimbo's phone numbershe found on his Blackberry.He been cheating onpoor little Elin,and as each day went byanother woman came out squealing.He'd been on Holly, on Jamie,on Rachael, on Corrie,on Joshlyn, LaliekaTMZ had the story.From the top of the worldto above the fold,Tiger's evermore sordid taleit was told.With hostesses, waitresseshe had lots of sex,and when he wasn't hosin' 'emhe sent 'em hot texts.He crashed the Caddybut didn't call OnStar,yeah, he played "spank me Daddy"with a skanky ole porn star.He's been naughtyso with Santa he hasn't a chance,'cept a big lump of coalto match the lump in his pants.But despite all his cryinand beggin and pleadin,Tiger's wife went right outbought a new house in Sweden.And I heard her exclaimas she packed the Escalade,"if your gonna get laidthen I'm gonna get paid".And now she's not poutingin fact s

Ode To My Father
Why do you hate me father tell me whyy Do you know you bring those tears to my eyes Father should I take my life and die Why do you hate father me tell me whyy Do you know you bring those tears to my eyes Father should I take my life and die What did I do to deserve all the pain All the things that go wrong I get all the blame Everytime we fight it makes me go insane Your words whip me like the end of a chain I don't know what I'm doing here I don't know why I feel this way Everything that you say And everything that you do It makes me weak and sick just like the flu Who knew about the abuse you put me through Drowning my emotions until my mind grew My life is no fun, it's turned into a chore I'm crying with a roar and my throat becomes sore I'm doing what I'm told and I'm feeling like a whore When I look into your eyes all I see is your anger Telling me to die like I was a stranger Or maybe you should have killed me in the manger Why do you hate me father tell me whyy Do you know yo

Ode To A Dreamer
I see you, my eyes are shut, but I see you. I see you as if you were standing before me, yet you are not. I feel you, I feel the touch of your skin as i hold you. I know you, I know things you wil say before you can say it. To wonder "can this be real", to think "will this last forever", only to be awakened by your alarm and realize it was only a dream

The Ode To Marines.... Ohhhhhhhhh Rahhhhhhhhh !!!!!
Ode to a Marine.In a crowd you're bound to spot him, He's standing so very tall Not too much impresses him; He's seen and done it all. His hair is short, his eyes are sharp, But his smile's a little blue. It's the only indication Of the hell that he's gone through. He belongs to a sacred brotherhood, Always Faithful 'til the end. He has walked right into battle And walked back out again. Many people think him foolish For having no regrets About having lived through many times Others would forget. He's the first to go and last to know, But never questions why, On whether it is right or wrong, But only do or die. He walks a path most won't take And has lost much along the way, But he thinks a lot of freedom, It's a small price to pay. Yes, he has chosen to live a life Off the beaten track, Knowing well each time he's called, He might not make it back. So, next time you see a Devil Dog Standing proud and true, Be grateful for all he's given; He's given it for you. Don't go

Ode To Babyj
Dear BabyJ You are a pretty decent guy if you ask me, not the selfish asshole others say you are. Thank you for providing us all with some way to escape reality, a place where even ugly people are "beautiful", fat people are considered "BBW's", and a place where horny old men can spends obscene amounts of real money to buy "the love of their life" bling. You're the man!! (y)

Ode To A "b"
As I sit here, I reflect on all the good things that start with the letter B. Bed Books Boobs Beer Blu-ray Bondage Bars (not the iron kind) Blondes Brunettes Babes Boobs (they are so nice they get listed twice) Bagels Breakfast Bacon (not the Canadian kind though, that's just ham) Blogs Burritos and other B things...

Ode To My Diety
At times i sit so still, to feel the wind just blowing by Carressing me deep within, awakening feelings so deep inside Opening my subtlest conscience to the pain Ihold so deeply And leaving me so exposed that my tears, they run so freely At itmes I sit under the sun, eyes closed, mind unfocused Happily bound to the twitter and the chatter of life so joyous And I feel as if wings lift my soul and carry me away So I can escape the world and the dramas of yesterday At times I stand in the rain and feel the drops landing on my skin And feel with each and every rivulet the washing away of my sin Leaving me so pure and refreshed from the screw-ups in my past That I no longer have mistakes to dwell on, no memories to be dashed At times I stand before you and feel all my worries fade From here and now, to the future, disappearing from my face At times like these I feel neither alive nor am I dead Because I know my pleasures abound around you inside my head So I stan

Ode To Boobs
[Reposted for Mr. Bad & McLovin. And you.] Ode to Boobs Dear boobs, dearest boobs Thanks for all you've done You've helped me get out of trouble And into lots of fun You're always there for me You always lead the way You rock, thanks again For hanging out with me every day You two are pretty cool I'm sure others would agree As long as you both know How much you mean to me Yay, boobs!

Ode To Misfit 2010 Edition
As I sit here in a Percocet Induced happiness while watching Monday night Football. I am reminded I was supposed to do an updated blog about the most Beautifulmest person in the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE world. THIS LOOOOOOOOOSER... I love ^^^ this loser.... she is awesome and preeeeetttyyy! and schtuff! she farts sexiness and cock slaps amazing. If I could legally get married to an online intatey/persona I would... for a long long time she was the only reason I went on here or FB. and the number one reason I took up creepy stalking again. I always figured I put awake my trench coat and giant creepy coke-bottle glasses. untill her. she is my fartface and she smells and I

Ode To The One That Would Never Let Go
Lets self medicate togetherLets stabilize our moodsEstablish some self confidence..Identify M.E. Through youLives of long self punishmentSlowly intertwine.Actions of emotional..don't keep them in line .

The Ode To Porn
I wrote this a while back while bored at work one day. I think it's pretty funny, and fairly decent considering the subject matter. Oh, what a wonderful way to waste an hour Counting how many penises a woman can devour You can watch it alone or with a good friend To see how loud people moan while taking it in the end Staring at people move and sway while at the height of their passion And seeing what high heels are the latest triple "x" fashion Picking your favorite star and following their career With lotion in one hand, and in the other a beer Locking the doors, and checking them twice Mastrabating in peace is always nice Timing your orgasms to match with them So you can imagine blowing your load in that hot sexy femme As you sit back exhausted, and wipe away the fruit of your labor You realize that you were being watched all along by your nextdoor neighbor

An Ode To An Old Fart....like Me
A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocat es the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur in a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces . From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile..or....tear to them!

Ode To A Naked Beauty - Pablo Neruda
With chaste heart, and pure eyes I celebrate you,my beauty, restraining my blood so that the line surges and follows your contour, and you bed yourself in my verse, as in woodland, or wave-spume: earth's perfume, sea's music. Nakedly beautiful, whether it is your feet, arching at a primal touch of sound or breeze, or your ears, tiny spiral shells from the splendour of America's oceans. Your breasts also, of equal fullness, overflowing with the living light and, yes, winged your eyelids of silken corn that disclose or enclose the deep twin landscapes of your eyes. The line of your back separating you falls away into paler regions then surges to the smooth hemispheres of an apple, and goes splitting your loveliness into two pillars of burnt gold, pure alabaster, to be lost in the twin clusters of your feet, from which, once more, lifts and takes fire the double tree of your symmetry: flower of fire, open circle of candles, swollen fruit raised over the meeting of

Ode To The Sea
Majestic azure area You are walking your wavy reflections Your white hair twirling in the wind Your languishing sighs have a relaxing feeling Your great age cannot be revealed But your strength always renewed Carries fishermen, soldiers or merchants How many women have you left in torment? Untamed Queen, your praises are sung By troubadours your stories are narrated Of fearless men, lovers or insolents Whom like me fell in love of your fiery heart

Ode To T.c.l
Ode to T.C.L falling sideways holding on tight its a ride that doesnt turn out right i hold you dear only wanting you near turning away i tell you to stay i hold onto you not letting you go wishing waiting wanting your voice calms my soul your smile eases my pain. through tears i watch you go a kiss on the cheek becomes an ordeal so please forgive me as i watch the blood drip down to my toes my tears are replaced by some other pain i reach out to you not really knowing why

'ode To Our Forefathers
Ode To Our Forefathers When this country was founded they didn't know, if it would work out or where it would go. Oh Forefathers look at the mess we're in now! Of, For , and By, the people it was meant to be but the rich took power and forgot about you and me. Oh Forefathers Look at the mess we're in now. Politicians have forgotten there are people in need so many parents out of jobs with children to feed. Oh Forefathers look at the mess we're in now. A man became president from out of no-where spending so much of our money and trying to force us on his ObamaCare. Oh Forefathers look at the mess we're in now. Now I'm not the one to gripe or complain but enough's enough it's time to get our country back again.

Ode To A Bird
I woke early one morningThe Earth lay cool and stillWhen suddenly a tiny birdPerched on my window sill,He sang a song so lovelySo carefree and gay,That slowly all my troublesBegan to slip awayHe sang of far-off placesOf Laughter and fun,It seemed very trilling,Brought up the morning sun.I stirred beneath the coversCrept slowly out of bed,And gently lowered the windowAnd crushed its fucking head Author: Thor-Science forum

Ode To Spelling-nazi's
Who am I to open their minds?Who am I beside knowledge divine?I know but one word,perhaps maybe two.I understand some,dream of more to come. A word softened here,power, to command fear!These words I know,I am simply willing to show!Oh, spelling right?This could cause a fight! A letter skewedwhat will they do?Crucified in the lightfor a letter not right.They cry and rage,yet understand the page! They know what it means,they understand it seems.Yet they cry and whine,your words are not fine!You forgot that letter!Look at me, so much better! I learned the rules,I went to the pretty schools.Dealt with all the toolswho acted like fools.On this day,to them I say..... I hope you feel good,I hope you bitched all you could!But in the grand schemeif you understand what i mean,do a few skewed letters really matter?Or do you act like an ass to feel better? ~Doll

Ode To Caffiene
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.

Ode To My Girl
Friday night and all is well living life avoiding hell where are you my long lost friend oh how i would love to to hear you laugh again remember when we were were rollin strong we were young and beautiful nothing could go wrong So tonight I raise my glass wishin I could kick your ass you sold out for "your man" now your'e crying again just remember love may come and love may go but friendship like wine gets better over time and when he's gone and your'e wondering what to do come join me for a drink a laugh a game or two I'll help you forget cuz that's what friends like us do TO: Kristina my best friend, lost her mind in love... (hate it when that happens)

Ode To The Death Of Twinkies
‎*HANGS HEAD* Ode to the death of Twinkies... You filled my tummy with yummy goodness, You kept me coming back for more, Now that I am grown, You will be no more, cause stupid people would rather walk out on a great job. This is my Ode to the death of CupCakes, You kept my kids faces happy and squeals loud, whenever they were brought into the crowd. We will miss your yummy sweetness, that brought us such greatness, with every lil bite.

Ode To The Threaad Of Humanity
Ode to the Thread of Humanity Ever since you left my side I've contemplated suicide. Homicide, genocide but none of it seemed justified. To take a life that was not mine, to end my life out of pride. Out of spite. But even still it seems right, to inflict upon the world the pain I feel inside. Let go of my humanity, don't confuse this with insanity. I don't kill so you will notice me, I kill cause you let go of me. You were the thread I hoped you'd be sewn into morality. Keeping me from falling in the darkness that surrounded me. Take credit for the man I am, take pride in what I do. The innocence that has been lost, they died because of you.

Ode To Hardware Stores
Ode to Hardware StoresWhere have all the hardware stores gone — dusty, sixty-watt warrens with the wood floors, cracked linoleum, poured concrete painted blood red? Where are Eppes, Terry Rossa Yon's, Flint — low buildings on South Monroe, Eight Avenue, Gaines Street with their scent of paint thinner, pesticides, plastic hoses coiled like serpents in a garden paradisal with screws in buckets or bins against a brick wall with hand-lettered signs in ball-point pen — Carriage screws, two dozen for fifty cents — long vicious dry-wall screws, thick wood screws like peasants digging potatoes in fields, thin elegant trim screws— New York dames at a backwoods hick Sunday School picnic. O universal clevis pins, seven holes in the shank, like the seven deadly sins. Where are the men — Mr. Franks, Mr. Piggot, Tyrone, Hank, Ralph — sunburnt with stomachs and no asses, men who knew the mythology of nails, Zeuses enthroned on an Olympus of w

O Dia é O Mesmo, Mas Os Presentes...
Neste Dia das Crianças, Condor New lança relógios para atrair novo público infantil: os ‘mini-adultos’ Ter 10 anos, para muitas crianças, já é sinônimo de maioridade. Elas trocaram os velhos brinquedos pelos jogos eletrônicos, pela internet, e apresentam, cada vez mais, comportamentos, tarefas e compromissos dignos de uma pessoa adulta. Neste dia especial, não seria diferente. Já teve quem riscou de sua wishlist os jogos de tabuleiros, as bonecas e os carrinhos, aguardando ser presenteado com algo mais maduro, como um super relógio. Agora, ninguém mais perde a hora para brincar, correr e se divertir!E para estes “mini-adultos” tem novidade da Condor New. Com design alegre, o modelo KZ45116 foi feito exclusivamente para os pequenos que adoram estar na moda. Com caixa de metal e fundo rosqueado, os relógios estão disponíveis nas cores: branco, rosa, preto e vermelho. O mostrador, em fundo branco, ganha destaque com o toque descontraído dos marcadores coloridos. À

Odin's Rune Song
I know myself hanging on the wind cold tree for nine icy nights. Wounded by the spear, consecrated to Wodan I consecrated to myself. I was hanging on the mighty tree which conceals man Where man grew out of its roots. They offered me neither bread nor wine So I bent down in search. I recognized the Runes; wailing I grasped them. Until I sank down from the tree. Now I began to increase, to be wise, To grow and to feel well. From the word, word grew after word And deed shaped to deeds with deeds. Now I know the songs like no wise one knows And none of the children of men. And should these songs, o human child, be un-learnable to you for sheer endless time; Grasp them as you get hold of them, use them as you hear of them. Hail you if you retain them!

Odin And The Asatruar
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