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Oh How I Luv My !!!!! What
Calif. college uses cockroaches as lure RIVERSIDE, Calif. - Thinking about the University of California, Riverside for college? Then come pet our cockroaches! UC Riverside is using a cockroach petting zoo to attract students and parents to an upcoming recruitment fair. The zoo will include several species, including cockroaches that emit a foul, ammonia-like scent and the famous, palm-sized Madagascar hissing cockroach.

Oh How I Miss You
Oh how I miss you . i sit here thinking about all the good times we have had. and all the wonderful memories we made together. my tears seem to flow freely from my eyes. my heart acheing for the love we once shared the way you made me laugh so easily . the way i felt when you held me in your arms the feelings of your lips against mine. I often think i hear your voice only to look around and realize im all alone oh i miss you.

Oh How Sweet The Menory !
I fell In Love 1nce , Jumped at every chance I could to see her , when she told me she Loved me ,I had allready said I love you a million times . IM my heart she will allways be ,and in my dreams she makes smile ,when i awake I am terriefied ,for I know something she does not , she 1nce had a Love the was soo True and that 1 True love is still here , But when you say to yourself ,you cant go back , and things will never be the same ,you savatage your own Beleafs and your own chances of ever overcomeing anything thats Real ,cause baby Im for real and your true Love and that Love will never die ,BTW folks who read this ,it is just a poem ,and not the truth anymore !!

Oh How The Pain Lingers
Do you ever wonder why in the world we are creatures who must torture others in order for us to truly feel human? Why is the pain of others such a need for us to inflict? Or, even better yet, why must we inflict this pain upon those who we claim we care for the most in life? Yeah so I am a bit jaded in the area at the moment seeing as how my heart has been violently ripped from my chest while the words "I didn't want to hurt you" were spewed in my face. I was just knocked face first into the burning agony of rejection by the very man who swore he would love me forever and that he had never been as happy as he was when he was with me. It's funny how that seems to always happen isn't it? You start to believe that someone really does care and as soon as you feel secure in that knowledge you are fucking slapped in the face and reminded that you are still just as alone as you were before. I find it a bit puzzling that one day he can look at me and tell me he found a place for us

Oh How Comical
I love how one minute a guy tells you that you are so gorgeous and beautiful.. the prettiest thing in the world.. "ohh baby why are all your pictures private?" Then ya point out the fact that the loser is illiterate. Lacks the capability of reading a sentence because they obviously dont give two shits about ya if they havent checked over your profile. && i still dont understand why people ask when i obviously set them that way for a reason. ;; but then after pointing this out in a non bitchy way ie saying just read my profile or something its.. OMG YOURE A FAT ASS blah blah. why bother calling me fat because i wont let you see my private pictures? come on. grow the fuck up!!! its not like it honestly bothers me because you obviously are very unintelligent but i just thought this was hilarious cuz it just happened. whoopdy fricken doooooo! other people on here talk to me.. its not a loss. :D

Oh, How Did I Miss The Bagel Blog...
You Are a Plain Bagel You are hardworking, honest, and down to earth. You don't like surprises, and you need security to feel happy. Of all the types, you're the most likely to eat for comfort. You tend to have the same thing for breakfast every day. Why change what works? What Kind of Bagel Are You?

Oh How I Crave You
HOW DO I EXPLAIN THE WAY I FEEL WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND? MY FEELINGS FOR YOU WOULD YOU BELIEVE HOW I CRAVE YOUR TOUCH THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR LIPS THE TIME YOU TAKE WHEN YOUR LOVING ME THE HUNGER FOR YOU IS SO DEEP THE OCEAN IS SHALLOW. THE FIRE THAT BURNS WITHIN ME HELL COULDN'T TAME SO TO SAY I WANT YOU IS A UNDERSTATEMENT MY HEART ACHES FOR YOU I CRAVE YOU............

Oh How Hot(t)
a_hipps: partying tonight? perfectly_inked: no a_hipps: and why not young lady perfectly_inked: gotta work tomorrow a_hipps: me to a_hipps: wheres your son? perfectly_inked: here a_hipps: oh so didnt send him to dad's today huh? a_hipps: when you gonna get unscared and meet me perfectly_inked: i'm not scared...i just haven't had the time a_hipps: haha you got the time tonight lamo perfectly_inked: no i don't. not with my kid here a_hipps: hmm how can i convince you i am a sane person and not a crazy man a_hipps: i can drive up in my work truck haha a_hipps: its a huge ass box truck a_hipps: with a big wrap of my company on it a_hipps: haha perfectly_inked: oh please. dennis rader killed women while on his lunch break from adt securty systems. so that wouldn't do it a_hipps: im not dennis radar a_hipps: haha a_hipps: im adam hipps a_hipps: and he drove around stalking his victims a_hipps: i got better shit to do perfectly_inked: i don't

Oh How The World Turns...
1. What time did you get up this morning? about a quarter to 10.. and no thats not bein lazy lol cuz i didnt go to sleep till 3 this morning 2. How do you like your steak? i dont eat steak, dont like it 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Transformers 2!!! 4. What is your favorite TV show? Charmed, Smallville, Supernatural, Reba, Sabrina the Teenage Witch.... yeah i know im a dork 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? wherever my true love is... cuz home is where the heart is 6. What did you have for breakfast? coffee! 7. What is your favorite cuisine? not sure... 8. What foods do you dislike?alot lol.... spicy food, alot of meats, seafood, chinese... 9. Favorite Place to Eat? Finnegans!! 10. Favorite dressing? Thousand Island 11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? a saphire blue 2006 Nissan Sentra Special Edition.... i heart my car 12. What are your favorite clothes? ones that are either loose and comfy to relax in or cute sexy to go hit

Oh Holy Hell Wthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I Hate Dis Sh!t
OK WTH THIS IS NOT A PORN SITE NOR A SEXUAL FRIEND FINDER SITE THIS IS A SITE FOR ADULTS NOT A ADULT SITE THERES A DIFFERNCE DONT CONTACT ME IF UR GONNA ACT LIKE A A$$ OR SAY SUPID SHIT HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DOUCHE .... HE SENT ME THIS MESSAGE WAY OUTS LINE ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Germany subject: hello sub received: 12/26/2009 08:40 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam hi, is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles... i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you

Oh How I Dream
oh how i dream Oh how i dream of ONLY you No matter what I try to do My heart certainly has a mind of its own The 1 thing that no person controls Oh how I dream of ONLY you This my friend you know is true Should there ever come a day That you actually come my way You will know its you I adore For ONLY you can open the door Oh how I would like you by my side This my LOVE I will not denie Oh how I want ONLY you I hope he knows, Exactly who, I'm talking to (Now YOU know why I named my profile) "dreAmer" American,

Oh How I Love My Goober
I Love You Michelle Whether at work or home, no matter the place. All I can see is your beautiful face. Skies so clear and blue. All I know is I love You. Every moment, day or night I wish you well. No other can compare, I love You Michelle. forever and ever loving you. love, Rob When I close my eyes all I see is your beautiful smile Knowing how much we love each other helps reduce the miles I need you in my arms, right where you belong Safe and secure Michelle You are my love song Yes I'm your Goober, pure and innocent, trying to warm your heart I miss you so much Michelle, never wanting to be apart My Dear you will always have me as your Goober "31" The only candy I want is you baby, you're my only one I love you so very much Michelle...love, Rob

Oh Holy Night!
When it comes to religion, I am known as what's called a C&E. A Christmas and Easter. I'm down with JC and all, and while I don't really believe in religion, I would like to think that there is someone up there that may give a shit about my immortal soul. Yes, much like everything in my life, I'm jaded but try to be optmistic. So, since I am new to the area, I need to select a house of worship. Turns out the House of Pancakes does not count, even if it is international. So I have a couple prospects lined up. One looks to be more modern, while another appears to be more traditional. I'm leaning towards the modern one, as I think they have a large congregation and will allow me better opportunity to blend in unnoticed. I don't want Pastor Bob welcoming me into the flock, I just want to get in there, get the word, light my candle and gtfo. (I know, I'm like a freakin' religious zealot aren't I?) I did forever ruin Christmas service a few years back. Have you ever taken a lo

Oh How I Miss You.
Happy birthday Daddy. I wish you were here. Sadly we never had enough time spent together. We were both stubborn and couldn't get over our pride until the very end. In a lot of ways I regret that so much. I miss you. I think about you everyday. You will never be forgotten. I've learned a lot in my 27 years of life. Both good times and bad. Times I've regreted and probably always will. Growing up my father was never there for me or my brother. It was always his other kids that came first. We went through so much with my step mother. When I was 13 my brother past away and I blamed my father. He was never around, never there. He couldn't even save him. For over 8 years I avoided my dad. Then when I finally decided to get married I realized I wanted him there. Sadly he never showed up. 3 years later I found out he from a family member that he had cancer. Imagine that, finding out from someone else that your own father has been given around 3 years to live. So I decided after not seei

Ohh... Sh*t...!
he's calling out to me on yahoo messenger, but I am soooo chickensh*t! i'm scared to death! is he too much for me? what a question -- of course he is. otherwise, why would i be so scared? ACH!!! what's a former nun to do? ~~~

Ohh The Past Has Come Back To Thump My Brain
Ok seem`s my family in Dallas Tx is not doing real well so we have to make to trip to Tx in a few weeks . This trip will be a hard one lots of ghost to face and fears to beat . Now just need to be able to do it . I know i am a strong person but how strong is the Big question .... So off we go to do as we must before it is too late ..

Ohh The Tease!
When I was a young teenage girl, I lived in a quiet country neighborhood near the lake. Shh my old friends from highschool. I believe I was 15 or so. It was the summer before I went to highschool. A lot near my familys' home was empty after a fire. Older people surrounded us, 4 homes, that's all. It was pretty boring actually. Then, one day, a home was moved into it's place. I call them fake houses because they're premade, I don't care, that's what I call them. I know they're real.Anywho. I caught a glimpse of the family one day as I was sitting on our porch drinking orange juice, I used to wake up that way. A mother, father, daughter and....him. He was tall, dark haired and very handsome. He had tanned skin and muscles the way I liked. I was ooooo laa laaa when I saw him. I remember going over to their home with a nice cake. Had to welcome them properly, right! After talking to them, they thanked me for being so nice, even called me cute. Whatever. I saw him wink at me. He had these a

Ohh This Sucks
this sucks. im sitting here horny as hell and my pussy is so wet. I wish someone was here to rip this towel off me and tease me and suck my clit till i cum all over his face. yummy i havent had any in a while and its getting to me. Was laying in bed and all i could think about was wanting a guy to bend me over in the shower and fuck the hell out of me. i keep playing with my clit and i have to say my pussy juice taste good as hell. Whats your kinky thoughts?

Oh Hum....hehe.... I Will Share
Yesterday was fun. The Vikings lost but I don't dislike them any, they tried... I wish more people could still like someone when their greatness dims or they aren't running bling. Its a thought I have had on my mind for awhile now. If the higher ups had any idea that the lower ones are the ones that keep them where they are at, then maybe. Just like movie stars or music stars. It is the fans that make your stardom. All the Rockstar's and Godmode's in the world don't mean diddly skwat if nobody clicks you. If nobody bought tickets or CD's or music merchandise then music would not be such a big business. I may not be anywhere, I certainly don't want to be everywhere. But I would like to be somewhere in the hearts of the few that are proud of all of the creatures of this here planet. Perhaps some day, huh?? I just heard a friend of mine passed away yesterday. I didn't know her real well but she was a cool chick. She was forty something and I'll be there soon. Its kinda like you never k

Oh Hum....
As I have been awake since 5:20am, I'm gonna try to make sense out of it. I got up to babysit from 5:30 to 11:30. Went to the confounded wrong door and waited. I can't say I am sad, but I could say that I wonder what they did. Between trying to save creations online and help my son, I have a cold sausage, egg and cheese biscuit. No one is gonna ruin this by chance. Tomorrow I will go downtown and cash my check and go buy the needed items. I can survive without my jolly ranchers but why should I?? If you know me, you can recognize when I am attempting to throw ya for a loupity lou. Here is your sign. If you know me, then you know I don't live to call others names or overly correct them. I would like to expect the same from others. We all make our mistakes, some more than others. It doesn't define the beauty inside. It somehow just attracts the people that can't stand your powerful shine. Keep your socks clean and your toothpicks cleaner, I am just here and there thinking about my h

Oh Hum....
I shall watch my 'p and q's' if the same curtsy in given to me. In the bloody end of everything, that is all it comes down to. I haven't even thought of hurting anyone. That never shall be my main goal. I just don't see any aid I would be given in causing pain. Just may give me more of a hiked up ego, but it is a damn good thing that I ain't got anything even close to an ego. Today is tomorrow's yesterday. Puts a slight damper on things if this year's life is the next year's yesteryear. I somewhat didn't want to be alive to see the music I listen to in highschool become anywhere near a forsaken classic. This world is still turning and hopefully I won't be around to see it die. I have promised myself that I will aid the best I can in keeping nature alive. I don't belong to an association or club that may be able to help me out, but I am a human with a heart. That is all I really need. My acts of kindness may already be helping, even if it is unnoticable now. I do apologize if not all

Ohh Well
i have come to realization that you cant make people happy that dont want to be happy no matter how hard you try. the trick is to realize this before you come unhappy yourself. im still trying to figure out whether i saved myself in time or not. ohh well guess i should have stayed inside my shell was doing quite well not caring for nooone but my daughter and me. well guess im out of my shell and i enjoyed caring bout someone it felt good even so didnt work how i wanted. guess time to look for someone else to make me happy. im acception applications here so take a number ladies and ill be in touch lol

Ohhwee Look At This
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Ohh Yeahh
dont think you the best one .nobody the best one in the bed ..aand you dont know abt me how is my bed and how is it to make love wth me and did you know that i would like to in ur side omg. iam going to losing my mind without you..please give me some love give me some heart give me some a soul..

Ohh Yeah, Love It Irony Is Beautiful
Well, It is truly a wonder. A wonder that I give ANY ONE a chance. Let alone 3 or 4! I just read a blog that is very true. We shouldn't use the internet or computers to basically say what we think of some one or something. If we have a problem we SHOULD go to the person we are having the problem with. Yet, Here is my question....why in the hell would I give this person that respect when they can't give it to me first? I have to find out what one of my SO CALLED FRIENDS truly thinks of me, not from her...not from her telling me how she feels...oh no. I have to find out through a blog. So why would I pay this person the respect of taking my problem to her face and talking it out when she can't give me the respect of doing so first? Instead she writes a blog on here that is very crude and disrespectful and can't have the respect to say it to my face before broadcasting it all over this site. WHY? WHY SHOULD I GIVE HER THE SLIGHTEST "SHRED" Of RESPECT WHEN SHE CAN'T GIVE IT TO ME FIRST! Fu

Oh I Am Getting Old And This Is Great !
Well, this was written by a Woman but I still agree with it. I might not be where I want to be in life (had a set back, that most of you know about), but I plan on being there within a year or two. Then again, plans are not set in stone anymore -- Life is Free!! :) ~~~WolfEagle1499 I thought this was well worth the repost. The music era is a little different for me, but most of what is said is true. I loved it. :) Like I said, there is nothing like being happy with who you are..at ANY age. :) YotD ************************************************* The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I someti

Oh, I Almost Forgot
Oh, I almost forgot and were it not for the looker I would of. Thanks to you I remember Lisa and I hope her marriage is going well. IBEW and CWW and here Local 98. They owe you a depth of gratitude. Ever look up? At the sky and space right? Your the fall I've been looking for since yesterday but they'll love you for it and that is the reason I kept this same old PC. Norio

Oh I Didnt Wanna Do This But Iam
at 1st i liked you a little and would talk to you...Now iam not beginning to like you iam beginng to fall in love with you...I dont want to fall in love with you I just want to like you..but i cant help it even tho i have tryed so very hard to just like you....I dont want to fall in love with u because ull never be mine and I dont want my heart shattered!I will probably continue to fall in love with you but wont admitt it if u ask me....but iam srry i cant stop myself becaue believe me if i could I would...!SO ~I guess Iam Sorry~ &Love&, ~Mandy~

Oh If I Forgot To Mention....
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Oh, I Forgot To Mention.
My hair has been falling out a bit more lately so I thought it would be best to get it cut a little shorter than what it was, now my husband says I look like a guy however if I was to lose it all at the time in which it was longer I think that would have bothered me more, although now I'm thinking seeing it's shorter it maybe a little less painfull on me to see it go, well anyways I know I've been talking alot about my problems however they say it's good to vent an talk about it to peoples ya know family, friends, nurses an such so ya know I've been trying to do just that.... I love ya'll, forever & always!

Oh, I Forgot We're Going To Aricafornia!
Martha told me this morning that before she left for work yesterday Sarah was in the kitchen packing a bag left in there. My wife came to her and asked her where she was going: “I’m going to Aricafornia!” Trying to say California, maybe? I understand most of the state is now going at bargain prices, per an article I only saw the headline for yesterday. I was sitting at the table writing in my journal when Martha recommended I should write it in there (as a recorder, I am a pack rat). I did, and I also wrote something there I remembered Jeffrey saying twice last night, once after I’d brought home dinner from McDonald’s and Jeffrey had something to drink but said he was going to get water. I told him a drink with our order was his, and he replied, “Oh. I forgot.” It was funny the way he said it, and again when after I took him potty to go “like the big boys do” and he wanted shorts over his pull-up. I pointed out his pajama

Oh! I Geddit!
Ive been wracking my brain as to why so many folks have rated me a ten on here...But I get it now, its cause nobody rates anyone on here other than 10 or 11! thats why EVERYONE has a rating of 10 point something. duh. Yeah, Im ugly poor and stupid. oh well. peace all.

Oh I Get It!
So this is fantasy land! We all are escaping our daily lives to come be entertained and live that alternate life we don't have or can't have normally. Gee, I have been such an asshole to have forgotten that real life has no place here. So when some guy starts talking to me and being flirty I should totally disregard the fact he has a girlfriend or wife and I should just forget that I have any morals whatsoever too! I apologize for not offering my webcam up for a free show to get your rocks off sir! My very bad! Perhaps you would like my number too so if you feel the need to cum while fantasizing about me or anyone with tits and use me as a voice or moan to aid in this fantasy of yours, here it is. 860-689-5427 feel free to dial it and waste my minutes because lord knows they don't get used otherwise. While I am at it why don't I take some nude photos for you so you can have these too, yes I know my belly fat makes you extremely aroused. Lets not discount my gorgeous tits. I think

Oh I Had The Worst Night Ever Last Night...
LOL ok the worst in a long time maybe ;) I was sound asleep and I had this terrible nightmare...this tall dark hooded figure was chasing after me. and I couldnt get away!!! I kept running and running and sliding and slipping on the ice.. I woke up startled! It was so scary :( im glad my dog was there...I needed to hug something lol.. thats the crappy thing about living alone sometimes..waking up like that..or hearing sounds. YIKES, Im scared even thinking about it.. and then I hear this sound...and IM listening.. thud..thump.. *groooaaannn* I realize I am listening to my neighbors next door knocking boots... *blush* I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT lmao Imstuffin the pillow over my head... *snicker* I was thinking about pounding on the wall but I dont want to spoil their fun ;) at least someones having fun.. Imscared and alone and theyre having fun..HOW fair is that??? *laugh* ohwell Im not alone...I have my Dolly lmao...thats the dog goof b

Oh I Love It!
I just called a customer a little while ago to let them know it's time to pay one of their effin bills already and they hung up on me. Like that was going to make me forget they owed us money. I called them right back and MADE them give me a check number. Bastards. :D

Oh, I'm Disgusted
I log on to LC. And I see that I have a new friend request. And the message says "Yur so beautiful. Can I see yur private pics?" CLICK DENIED! A message like that tells me two things. 1. You have the mentality of a 12 year old and want to use my private folders for free porn. 2. You didn't read my profile. Some men, really.......

Oh Im So Pisssssssed! Rants By Rags
Sep 23, 2007 I am so Pissssssssed! Current mood:pissed off It was a Beautiful Saturday...Not too many of those left in this year. The planets in my world all lined up for a change and the kids had things to do, The dogs were fed and watered, I had plenty of free time planned.. to get out and socialize, check out a benefit, and for a new club in town. It was going to be great for me and a great day and night. And what does lil miss ragdoll decide to do at 3:30 yesterday? I decide to grab a quick nap. Ive been a lil run down working double time. I wanted to wake up at 5:30pm. Shower and glam up a bit! At 9pm, My daughter calls needing a ride home, I WAKE UP! Realizing Oh CHIT! I slept way too long. Daughter-poo makes it home and I go BACK TO SLEEP! The next thing I know its 7am this morning. I have no raccoon makeup running down my face, no hangover, no aching feet from dancing the night away, and no sudden urges to try to remember what in the hell did I do last night...I am so pissed!

Oh.. I Need To Rant. ..pity I Have To Do It Tastefully :d
Okay. Stick with me, this gets good. So I've been a part of this thing, for a bit less than a month, thereabouts. I got on here, at the behest of a few friends of mine (most likely for points) but eh, I thought what the hell, I'd give it a look through. I like it. Don't get me wrong. But as soon as my picture gets uploaded..? Ah, -that- is when the 'fun' starts. In case, you have perused through my page, you see that I've stated, that I am snarky. A neat word, in and of itself, and it says -SO- much about me, as a whole. For those of you, who are not all that familiar, with English (as in England!) turns of phrase, slang and all that rot, I will give you Wiktionary's loverly definition. SNARKY - Adjective - Positive: snarky - Comparative: snarkier - Superlative: snarkiest 1. (slang) irritable or short-tempered; irascible; sarcastic Oh yeah. If anyone who understands sarcasm, it's been dripping with every breath I breathe since I've come to this place. Why?

::oh Intro!!::
Well, I'm started to replace my networking time on myspace onto here already, lol! Thanks a lot, Colonel =P Anyways, just thought I'd type this out so you get a slight idea of who I am. I'm really laid-back when it comes to the online community like this and am pretty open to meeting all kinds of new people. However, if you're here for a hookup or a relationship, go somewhere else...or I'll delete you. If you're nothing but a creepy perv, I'll delete you...and if you're just an all-around douchebag...guess what?? I'll delete you!! So basically don't come around here if you're a pervy douchebag, capisce?? Ok good :) Hmmmm I really have nothing else more to write except hope everyone has a happy and a safe new year and all the best for 2008!!! kisses, Message In A Bottle

The Oh In Ohio.
A Parker Posey film (gotta love her) with Danny DiVeto. Comedy. Poor Parker Posey's having marital problems. Her husband was her first and only sexual partner, and she has NEVER had an orgasm. Instead she battles her frustration with yoga, and every morning Danny DeVito's (the pool guy) commercial comes on. A commercial that she's enjoyed watching since childhood. After years of knowing his wife is faking it every single time (even though she apparently is very good in bed and gives it to him whenever he wants it), her hubby, is crushed. As a professor, one of his students offers to help him feel like a man again. And Parker Posey finally takes the advise of her friends and ventures to the adult sex shop to buy her first vibrator. When she takes it home to try it out, her hubby is shamed by the constant buzzing and REAL orgasms it gives his wife. In fact, she doesn't leave the bedroom all day! Blah Blah Blah, here's the spoiler... Danny DeVito is the only man who is able to

Oh I Needed This.
As i watched Tony leaving i thought how did i make this choice was it because Abel was first guy i was with? Am i making the right choice? Weeks went by i didn't see Tony and i lived in a small town. It seams like everything was going great i got a call from Tony maybe like three weeks later and i was happy knowing he was still thinking of me. Several times he asked me to meet him , I really didn't want to lead him on till one day he told me he was at a local department store i told him i would meet him there. The night i met him there i told him to meet me in the back of the mens clothing rack toward the back of store. I remember him walking up to me with his keys in his hand. I reached my hand out to shake his hand and he pulled me closer and hugged me. I asked him where he has been staying he asked why. I left that question alone guess he didn't want to answer. For some odd reason i really wanted to know where he lived. He started staring at my cleavege and it made me exited k

Ohio Here We Come!
Ok so we'll not have internet for a few weeks cause we are MOVING to OhiO! I can't wait! I'll miss being able to talk on the phone all hours of the night...but it'll be that way when I get my own place again. Going to be staying with my parents for a few weeks till our apartment is ready. On another note...why do people get so obsessed with this site? Who wants to spend the rest of their lives in front of a computer screen instead of getting out and enjoying, LIVING, life? Not Me! So to all my friends...you'll find I'll not be online as much. I want a real life...not one stuck up in a house...infront of a computer screen... Good luck to all of you! Much Love!

Ohio Anyone?
So I am going to be purchasing a new home shortly and have heard that the real estate is fairly cheap in Ohio. I've found some beautiful home out there and I think it would be a great place to live. Anyone else from that area? I would love to hear about some of the areas out there!

Ohio State Vs. Michigan
Go OHIO State! But it looks from the score this was a great game! I have to say I was pretty certain they would win, and I'm glad to see the score was close. Now I can't wait to see how this all shakes out. I'm only bummed my Vols are not in it at this point. There is next year though! I continue to have hope for them to get back to a National Championship!

Ohio State And The National Title
This is just a short little rant about stupid ass Michigan.This is to you fake injury to get a time out in the last 2 min. Personal foul committing, we dedicate this to Bo febal attempt at a victory! Suck a Dick Michigan fan's! Take the Um Go Blue Michigan bus and run it off a bridge on the way home and when you see Bo tell him you fucking choked!!!!!! OHIO STATE BOUT TO BE NATIONAL CHAMP'S!!!!!!!!

Ohio State Buckeye Fans!!!
BUCKEYE FANS!!! Body: Buckeyes... TROY SMITH has taken the lead in Heisman pulling ahead of Brady Quinn, make sure you keep voting for OSU in the following polls and keep your BUCKEYES #1: Vote for Troy Smith for Heisman! Vote for Script Ohio as the Greatest College Football Tradition Vote Jim Tressel Liberty Mutual Coach of the Year Vote Best Rivalry of all Time (OSU - Mich) Vote Best Coach of all time (Woody Hayes) Vote Best Stadium in College Football (The Shoe) Vote Best Defender of all time (Jack Tatum) Then Check Out COOL RAY SLICK'S NEW SINGLE-MICHIGAN WHO? Stay Tuned for more new music from Cool Ray & John Street...COMING SOON!

Ohio State Vs ?
ok.. who else thinks the crap with the ohio state game is BS? Leave it up to BCS to realy screw things up. now u got a toss up between michigan and floridia to play OSU!! Personaly, make those 2 teams play each other for chance to play OSU.. whats everyone else think?

Ohio's Smoking Ban
This has been in the news a bit since it went into effect, its kind of funny & a bit irritating to smokers. Both issue 4 and issue 5 were on the ballot. One permitted smoking but would mandate that businesses with smoking sections put up a wall of some sort to separate the smoking and non-smoking sections better. The other banned smoking on business property with the exception of private clubs & tobacco shops and some other businesses. (Nope I didn't read both issues fully, I scanned them because they were both a pain in the neck.) As it turned out, both issues had one paragraph that was like a catch 22 and no matter which issue had passed, smokers would have been screwed. According to the story on last night's news -- The smoking ban CAN NOT be enforced until the wording is changed. What's this mean? Good question, I don't have an answer. But I think that businesses need to take a look at the issue and should not enforce the ban --after all, its not enforcable yet

Ohio
OHIO Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, 1970 Album: 4 Way Street This song describes a historical event in America during the Vietnam War. It is about the shootings that took place at Kent State University on May 4, 1970; when the National Guard opened fire on a large group of protesters and killed four people. Many wondered if the Constitution still protected our right to assemble or not. Lyrics: Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drumming Four dead in Ohio Gonna get down to it soldiers are cutting us down Should have been down long ago What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know. Gonna get down to it soldiers are cutting us down Should have been down long ago What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know.

Ohio Friends Are The Greatest!
Ohio friends are the greatest!!!! lol Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk OHIO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught, and sware to god, on the holy bible you didnt do it, if you do get caught --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OHIO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty peice of ass you tried to pick up, and then they both laugh about it! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OHIO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route, and one whore to distract the state trooper!. --------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn..

Ohio Congressman Wants Cheney Impeached 24 Apr 2007 Rep. Dennis Kucinich (d), A Vocal Critic Of The Bush Regime's War In Iraq, Plans To Introduce
Ohio Congressman Wants Cheney Impeached 24 Apr 2007 Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D), a vocal critic of the Bush regime's war in Iraq, plans to introduce articles of impeachment against Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney on Tuesday. http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6581571,00.html

Ohio Friends (got This From One)
Talk about taking a trip down memory lane. This is so my friends, LOL. So I figured it needed a permenant place on my blog. Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk OHIO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OHIO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OHIO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ----------------------------------------------------

Ohio Friends
Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk OHIO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OHIO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OHIO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Cry with you. OHIO Friends: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: A

Ohio
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from OHIO came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck aroun

Ohio Friends
FRIENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss. OHIO FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. OHIO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the guy/gurl you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. OHIO FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. OHIO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of

Ohio(cont)
Beaver Creek - Carpenter Road - In the mid 70's a man hung himself from one of the trees near the bend. On foggy nights you can see a shadow walking and hear moaning. Bellefontaine - Camp Wilson - This is a camp over 100 years old, there are numerous ghosts that are said to roam the camp at night, the most haunted area is known as the Y tree. there are hundreds of sightings every year, the most occurring ghosts are "Abe" a ghost said to be seen on trails roaming the grounds with a stove pipe hat and "Timmy" a ghost that is heard giggling and running around by the rail road tracks. Berea - Baldwin-Wallace - Kohler Hall - A current dormitory for Baldwin-Wallace College, this building was built in the mid 1800s, and used as a hospital during the civil war. It has been (among other things), a part of the Underground Railroad, a psychiatric institution, an orphanage, and a morgue. The basement is where the most people have died, as it was where the most critical soldiers were taken,

Ohio(cont)
Dalton - Dalton Cemetery - A cemetery that people say is haunted by two men and a woman. One of the men is supposed to be the founder of Dalton and the women is his wife. Nobody knows who the other man is. Dayton - Air force base - The P.O.W exhibit and Lady Be Good and the Hop along are haunted. In the Hop Along there is a blood stain which the janitors cant remove. Dayton - Air Force Museum - Little Vietnamese boy who walks the museum at night. He was said to have died in one of the helicopters. Another haunting I have seen is a nazi fighter plane the pilot who had crashed and died, the plane was restored and the pilot waves out the window to visitors Dayton - Hospice of Dayton (inpatient unit) - Numerous sightings of children reported by patients. The staff refers to them as "The Kids." Dayton - Oakwood High School - In the city's south suburbs, has long been the sight of two hauntings. One is said to be that of a young man who hung himself in the junior hallway som

Ohio(cont)
Johnstown - Union Lake - The lake was re-named by locals in the 1960's to Hell Lake because of the numerous sighting of a the apparition of a young boy that appears just before sunset floating from one end of the lake to the other. Kelly 92s Island - 4-H Camp - Things move around the cabin when no one was around, voices are hear by the deaf, and people sometimes see dark figures walking on the beach only to disappear in a heartbeat. Kent - Kent University - Stuart Hall - This Vacant dorm located on Kent State's campus, not far from the student center has several rumors of hauntings. There are broken windows and bars against the doors urging you not to even try and trespass. Vines have grown all along the walls as well... Noises are heard and every now and then you can see a light from the window, even though "no one" has been in there for several years... Kent - Masonic Temple - Marvin Kent home- Masonic Temple former mansion of Marvin Kent. Bessie Kent was burned alive whi

Ohio State Ranked No. 1 In First Bcs Poll Of Season
Ohio State ranked No. 1 in first BCS poll of season October 14, 2007 MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY (TICKER) -- Ohio State is in a familiar position - atop the Bowl Championship Series standings. The undefeated Buckeyes placed first in the 2007 season's first BCS standings, which were released Sunday afternoon. Ohio State (7-0), which sits atop both the Associated Press and coaches' polls, has a BCS average of .942 out of a possible score of 1.000. ADVERTISEMENT Ranked second is surprising South Florida (6-0), which owns a .920 average thanks to getting off to the best start in school history. The Buckeyes held the No. 1 BCS spot throughout the 2006 campaign, when they went 12-0 in the regular season before losing to Florida in the national championship game. Since starting the season ranked outside the top 10 in both the AP and coaches' poll, Ohio State methodically has made its way up the rankings while avoiding an upset loss - something that many of the coun

Ohio Health Freedom Coalition
According to the World Health Report the United States spends more than any other country on it's health care system yet the US ranks 37th for overall performance. All the while, consumers are routinely denied access to a type of healthcare that can be less expensive, less invasive, and often more effective simply because it is not considered mainstream. Complementary and Alternative health practices involve a great many services. None of which require the use of pharmaceutical drugs, surgery, or other toxic or invasive methods. A number of these services are procured from practitioners who are not members of licensed professional groups that can lobby for favorable laws. These services include reflexology, polarity, rolfing, hypnotherapy, naturopathy, reiki, nutritional counseling, and many others. Currently in Ohio, many of these practitioners can be charged criminally for practicing medicine or other modalities that have not spent the money to be recognized by the state

Ohio
Body: You know you're from Ohio if:: You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, and usually look around when someone says that they have buckeyes. Michigan usually brings a scowl. (unless you live in toledo) You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati. You know what's round on the ends and hi in the middle. "Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's

Ohiobbw
Calling all FU-bombers, family, friends and fans, OhioBBW needs your love and support. She is in LordGarfield's timed contest and would appreciate it if you stop by and drop some comments on her picture. The contest ends on Monday if I am not mistaken. Please drop by and show her some love. I would really appreciate it. Just click on the picture below and it will take you right to her page. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Ohio
How is everyone? I am okay hopping for a good year and new friendships. I had gotten married on May 5th 2007 to a women I thought loved me. everything was great for three months. I started noticing the smallest details, its funny how you notice the smallest things first. after being with this women for 4 and half years I don't understand it maybe I am not supposes too? I am seeking a divorice now and I am trying to move on with my life. maybe you have had same experiance or have some type of advice that may help in overcoming this ordeal.. I am a very honest man and excpet the same from my friends. JE

Ohio
Maybe its because its the holiday... But today im wondering wtf im doing in ohio. I used to work up the road but that was 3 years ago. I used to date someone who lived near me but thats long over. Ok, so i dont like the big city life... I miss taking walks down the country road n riding my bike with some privacy. I hate my neighbors and having people right here that i dont even know and dont care too. Yeah its nice having the big mall up the road and everything thats here. funny but i dont go there anyway. My family isnt here... cept my daughter but that is because she came here to ohio to live with me now she is out on her own. Im not happy here anymore... I think i stay because I dont feel like moving all this junk i dont need. Spend alot of money to live on my own and now i cant even figure out why i want to do that. Maybe im just homesick... so im going home today. Maybe then ill want to come back... I usually do. Its just not the lifestyle here fo

Ohio
• According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license. • A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog. • Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. • Bexley: The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited. • Breast feeding is not allowed in public. • Cars are not allowed to scare horses in Centerville, Ohio. • Cincinnati: Anal intercourse is banned. • Cleveland: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license! • Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap. • In Cleveland, Ohio, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear. • Clinton County: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. • In Chillicothe, Ohio it is illegal to throw rice at weddings. • Columbus: It is illegal for stores to sell co

Ohio
I spent my teenage years in ohio and my parents are still there, so I try to get back often. This past trip was nearly a flyby. I planned my arrival to coincide with my Mom 75 birthday. It is really odd to think of her as that old until I remember that I too am aging. I like hanging out with Dad. He and I have reach that point where we are friends as adults, without really worry about the parent part. The next day I drove up to Akron to visit my BFF Mike and his family. Mike is a dead ringer for Barry Manilow when he wants to be. He is one of four people from high school I keep in contact with. Mind you I had lots of friends in HS, but I moved on; most of them did not. Glory Days. The last day was spent with Jenny. Again one of only five friends from college I keep in contact with. I had fewer friends in college and most of them also simply moved on. The people you keep in touch with are those who significantly touched you. Jenny for instance broke my heart, bu

Ohio State Buckeyes Football
Football - 2008 Schedule & Results Season Schedule Date Opponent Location Time (ET) Results Media Sat, Aug 30 Youngstown State Columbus, Ohio 12:00 p.m. Alumni Band Day Big Ten Network Sat, Sep 06 Ohio Columbus, Ohio 12:00 p.m. Hall of Fame Day ESPN/ESPN2 Sat, Sep 13 USC at Los Angeles, Calif. 8:00 p.m. ABC Sat, Sep 20 Troy University Columbus, Ohio 12:00 p.m. Big Ten Network Sat, Sep 27 Minnesota * Columbus, Ohio TBA Sat, Oct 04 Wisconsin * at Madison, Wis. 8:00 p.m. ABC, ESPN or ESPN2 Sat, Oct 11 Purdue * Columbus, Ohio TBA Sat, Oct 18 Michigan State * at East Lansing, Mich. TBA Sat, Oct 25 Penn State * Columbus, Ohio 8:00 p.m. Homecoming ABC, ESPN or ESPN2 Sat, Nov 08 Northwestern * at Evanston, Ill. TBA Sat, Nov 15 Illinois * at Champaign, Ill. TBA Sat, Nov 22 Michigan * Columbus, Ohio TBA * Conference Games

Ohio In Danger Of Running Out Of Unemployment Funds
Five states, including Ohio, are in danger of running out of funds they use to pay unemployment benefits, meaning they may have no choice but to increase taxes on employers, cut benefits for laid-off workers or borrow the cash. This comes at a time when job cuts are accelerating and states are facing huge deficits going into next year. States with unemployment funds that are running low are mostly larger ones that are tied closely with manufacturing. Click here to find out more! Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, New York and South Carolina all have reserves of less than three months to cover benefits. States aren't allowed to stop paying unemployment insurance benefits to out-of-work employees so they must come up with money. Indiana is planning to borrow $330 million from the federal government to cover unemployment claims, something it hasn't done in 25 years. State lawmakers also may be forced to tax businesses to rebuild the fund. Some businesses in Michigan will pay an e

Ohio Love...
Yep, I'll be the first to make fun of Ohio. Kinda sucks here, and you'd have to actually live here to find any beauty in it. Well, while I was going through YouTube listening to some music, and talking to a friend, I came across something I DO love about my part of Ohio. The local music scene. Now mostly, I HATE musicians and so-called bands, but I've got to admit... ...downtown Akron and Kent have some great bands that come and go. One of the best spots around was "The Lime Spider". One of the few bars that bands had to be legitimately good. Unfortunately, the place had to close down due to people constantly breaking in (damn Akron crime!). Anyway, here's "If These Trees Could Talk" with Smoke Stacks the first night I heard them at The Lime Spider...

Ohio
as serious as this is... i can't help to wonder where the hell we get our ideas about Ohio from... Being a older sibling.. created @ 03/9/2009 08:55 pm expires in: 23 hrs [NSFW] [EVERYONE] My sister and i have different dads.. and she just turned 7.. and i over herd her telling one of her friends that her dad was asking her to do "sexual favors" for him.. and this upsets me beyond belief!... my question is.. should i confront her about it first or him.. Talk to sister.. ** OR ** Talk to her dad

Ohio Man Charged With Drunken Driving On Bar Stool
NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph. Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial. I have nothing to say about this just though it was funny as hell lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohio Is For Lovers
Hey there,I know it's hard to feel like I don't care at all.Where you are and how you feel.With these lights off as these wheelskeep rolling on and on. (and on and on and on...)Slow things down or speed them up.Not enough or way too much. (and on and on and on...)How are you when I'm gone?[Chorus:]And I can't make it on my own.(And I can't make it on my own.)Because my heart is in Ohio.So cut my wrists and black my eyes.(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.Because you kill me.You know you do, you kill me well.You like it too, and I can tell.You never stop until my final breath is gone.Spare me just three last words."I love you" is all she heard.I'll wait for you, but I can't wait forever.[x2][Chorus:]And I can't make it on my own.(And I can't make it on my own.)Because my heart is in Ohio.So cut my wrists and black my eyes.(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.Because you kill me.You know you do, you kill

Ohio Public Records
My name is James Tucker, I am from Cleveland Ohio. I love basketballl and I am a big fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers. I work in the research team of the ohio public records its the best job in the world. Lets talk!

Ohio Deputy
Come to a complete STOP????? OHIO DEPUTY SHERIFF vs NEW YORK LAWYER A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Nowhere, Ohio . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Ohio deputy's expense. The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.' 'What for?' says the lawyer.. The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' 'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.' The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' 'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats. Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and y

Ohio Chainsaw Art/ End Of Season Blowout!
Ohio Chainsaw Art/ End of Season Blowout! Share Today at 10:31am | Edit Note | Delete Ohio Chainsaw Art - $50--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Date: 2009-09-03, 10:24AM EDTReply to: see below --------------------------------------------------------------------------------End of Season Prices Slashed / All Prices are marked down to $50.00 and Less "TODAY ONLY!!!!!! Sept. 03, 2009 Until 6 PM or thier gone!!!! Indian Chief $185/ $50.00 - 1 left Painted & Sealed Bugs Bunny: $250 / $50.00 - 1 left Pumpkins: $175 / $50.00 - 1 left Dog holding a basket $150 / $50.00 1 left Bears $185/ $50.00 - 3 left Beaver $185 / $50.00 - 1 left Mushrooms $35/ $10.00 - 5 left Large mouth Bass $125/ $50.00 - 1 left Squirrel $ 125/ $50.00 - 1 left CALL TODAY {Sept. 03, 2009} WHEN GONE THIER GONE: 614-648-4662 ask for mike or come to the house. 2638 Kenny Lane Grove City, Ohio 43123

Ohio, California, Florida,
Is Ohio, California, or Florida the state with the most idiots on fubar? Or are there other regions and nations that carry that distinction? A. Ohio B. California C. Florida D. Other E. Who really cares, we can make fun of idiots from everywhere.

Ohio Really Is Dumb
Back to Google News Ohio to test Chia Pet-like sound wall on highway (AP) – 6 hours ago CLEVELAND — Ohio plans to build a sound barrier made out of soil and plants in the state's first eco-friendly attempt at muffling highway noise. A spokesman for the state transportation department says the 12-foot high wall will be like a Chia Pet: Workers will water bags filled with soil and seeds and watch it grow. The transportation department says the noise wall will be built this fall. It will span 400 feet along a westbound stretch of Interstate 70 near Columbus. Wisconsin tried a similar idea. It built a sound wall made out of plastic forms filled with soil and plants, but removed it in 1996 after part of the barrier collapsed and weeds spread. Information from: The Plain Dealer, http://www.cleveland.com Copyright © 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. Related articles Ohio to test Chia Pet-like sound wall on highway The Associated Pre

Ohio
You know you're from Ohio if:: You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, and usually look around when someone says that they have buckeyes. Michigan usually brings a scowl. (unless you live in toledo) You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati. You know what's round on the ends and hi in the middle. "Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" You know what's knee-high by t

Ohio!!!
Ohio mother charged with raping infant son COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio woman is accused of raping her 10-month-old son, videotaping it and sending it to her Michigan boyfriend. Ashley N. Jessup, 24, was indicted in Columbus on Thursday on two counts of rape, one count of child endangerment and one count of pandering sexually-oriented material involving a minor. Franklin County Prosecutor Ron O'Brien says the rape charge could land her life in prison. O'Brien tells The Columbus Dispatch that Jessup emailed the videos to her boyfriend in Battle Creek, Mich., where his ex-girlfriend discovered them and contacted police. Jessup is being held in the Franklin County Correctional Center in lieu of $1 million bond. Court documents do not list an attorney for Jessup. The newspaper reported that it wasn't immediately clear who has custody of the child.

Ohio Valley To New England Sever Weather Alert
DAMAGING DERECHO POSSIBLE THURSDAY - If you have friends or family anywhere from the Ohio Valley to New England, share this post or give them a call. An outbreak of severe storms capable of extremely damaging winds is likely Thursday. In case you are wondering, a derecho is a long-lived, widespread, damaging wind event associated with a fast-moving band of thunderstorms. Notice the pinkish, purple area with the black hatches over it. In this area there is a 45% chance of damaging winds/large hail within 25 miles of a point. Some of the winds could exceed 75 mph. A Derecho produces very few tornadoes. Straight-line winds are the primary concern. https://www.facebook.com/EdPiotrowskiWPDE

Ohio
Okay heres the deal. I am about to move to Ohio and I am very nervous about it. There has been many things that's bothered me in the past but I think this is getting me the most. What am I supposed to do in the situation here. I lived in mobile for two years and had a wonderful job. My grandmother passed away back in June and I was sorta stuck here in Virginia. I thought everything was going good once I got here then it went straight to hell. I ended up stuck here in Roanoke in a forsaken homeless shelter and got fucked over by my father after sending money that was supposed to get ke to where he is. I've lost all trust in everything. I will have no friends when I get up to Ohio and will be stuck at my brothers place. Can someone help me with ideas or something. Maybe make friends with me in that area. I know I'll be in Rittman Ohio which is the extent of my knowledge of where I'm going and what's going on

Ohio
Today has been an interesting day for me to say the least. I arrived here back on Thursday morning. Since I have arrived its been very laid back for the most part when things are going right. But I also have a lot that is on my mind. This may be a ramble session as well so if you do read this please over look it if it bores you. I just needed somewhere to write out all that is on my mind. Well to start off lets go back to Thursday when I arrived here. So I get here back at about 2 am Thursday morning to some really good food considering all that I have been having to eat. I had some chicken tenders, mashed potatoes, and green beans. After finishing eating my brother decided he wanted to go upstairs and go to bed. His wife decided she wanted to stay downstiars and talk and watch some movies. Well, me being how I am I didn't want to sleep because I wanted to finally get to relax and all. By the time all was said and done my brother decided he was going to go off the deep end cussing an

Ohio River Blues
I fell asleep last night, she was on my mind I had a dream I was port side old Ohio river wine not the matter I tell you all the same blue crushing waters still could not compare to what I saw standing there. Pale soft red velvet, her voice surrounds me lets take a walk awhile, say my name as you smile what happens next I couldn't tell you shimmering soft red hair, none can compare But the river flows beside us, we get caught up in the flow don't care where it takes me, as long as your there I know Worlds wont be between the two us forever I still can here her singing sweetly in my ear as we walked along the avenue whispers of sweet nothings, I love you Yes I do

Oh I Really Do Despair
of some people, I was explaining to someone who i thought was a good friend that i didnt have html comments on my page as I am tired of picture tags and happy hump day messages, he didnt give me a chance to explain that I would have rather had comments telling me how he is doing and what is new in his world and has removed me and block me. Why are men so fucking paranoid about stupid shit?

Oh I Scream For You Hurry I'm Falling
Prison gates won’t open up for me On these hands and knees I’m crawlin’ Oh, I reach for you Well I’m terrified of these four walls These iron bars can’t hold my soul in All I need is you Come please I’m callin’ And oh I scream for you Hurry I’m fallin’ Show me what it’s like To be the last one standing And teach me wrong from right And I’ll show you what I can be Say it for me Say it to me And I’ll leave this life behind me Say it if it’s worth saving me Heaven’s gates won’t open up for me With these broken wings I’m fallin’ And all I see is you These city walls ain’t got no love for me I’m on the ledge of the eighteenth story And oh I scream for you Come please I’m callin’ And all I need from you Hurry I’m fallin’ Show me what it’s like To be the last one standing And teach me wrong from right And I’ll show you what I can be Say it for me Say it to me And I’ll leave this life behind me Say it if it’s worth saving me Hurry I’m fallin’

Oh Isn't Life Grand?
Don’t you hate when you are faced with something that you don’t want to know, don’t want to think about, don’t want to dwell upon yet you have to? Those things in life that you are told in order to make things better in the long run but seem to inhibit them more in the here and now?! There are certain things that you just don’t want to know in life, that you don’t want to face, and that you would rather take a bullet than think about . . . And somehow these are the things that you find yourself faced with most often. I was faced with something today that lord knows I did not want to hear, yes I needed to and I realize that but I would have rather heard so many other things. I had someone that I have grown very fond of tell me something that could have changed the entire view I have of this person, the total way I think of them, whether or not I wanted to even deal with them anymore. I didn’t want to be faced with this, not today, not tomorrow, not ever . . . But I respect this p

Oh It Makes Me Wanna Shoot Myself
i cant stand the mother fuckin holidays, i swear people are more fucked up around holidays then normal times of the year. plus most of my family doesnt like me so fuck em anyway. but oh it makes me wanna shoot myself and everyone else

Oh,its What You Do To Me...
=^-^= So my life is great...More like Amazing.Me & him are wonderful. & this new song that I love so much makes me think of him. Hehe. Its called Hey there Delilah,By the Plain White T's.Great song,I swear its for me & him hehe. BUt Our song is always #1 in my heart. Speaking of our song,There is this guy named Erick who always talks to me in Art class & he started singing it to me =O.O= & I was like No! Haha. O well. :]]]]]]]]]

Oh! Its All Me Baby!
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Oh It's Time To Rock And Roll!!!!!!!!!!
COME JOIN US AND MEET SOME OF THE HOTTEST LADIES IN THE HOUSE ORDER SUM DRINKS OR BEER OR SHOTS WE GOT IT ALL!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA CUM CHECK US OUT... COME MEET SOME OF THE BEST DJ'S AND SHAKE UR ASS TO THE BEST TUNES LIVE WITH OUR HOTTEST DJ'S FROM EXCALIBUR RADIO I'M HERE AND ROCKING THE MORNING FOR YOU ALL COME JOIN ME ON AIR! AND SEE WHAT ALL MASSES ARE DOING WHILE

Oh Its Been Awhile.
70 Quirks about me: 1. What are your initials? BFJ 2. Like to wear the most? My hat 3. Last thing you ate? Garlic Bread 5. I say Shotgun, you say? beer, or serenade 6. Last person you hugged? Good question. 7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? Not that i know of. 9. Name something you like physically about yourself? My eyes. 10. The last rumor you heArd about yourself in school/work? Everything you ever heard about me is true. 11. Who is your best friend? Amber 12. Why are you still up? Bordom. 13. Who/What made you angry today? Nothing really. 14. what is your favorite food? philly cheese steak 17. Favorite holiday? 4th of july or halloween. 18. Do you download music? yea 19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yeah. 20. Who's your favorite celeb? Oh oh oh elliot from scrubs. or chrisopher walken. 21. Would you date the person who posted this? Haha that would be interesting and fun. 24. Do you like George BuSH?

Oh, It's The End Of The Line....!
I was thinking this morning after I received a text message and a voicemail from someone about one of the main reasons I'm single. Well one being cause I happen to like it for the time being, but secondly I'm so busy fixing other people's relationship problems, including said texter, that I don't have time for my own. HOW MANY TIMES CAN I TELL YOU TO STOP ACTING LIKE A FOOL????? I drove to work in a rage this morning because since I was asleep I KNOW that anything that happens between said texter and whomever they were with last night will be MY FAULT for not being awake to answer the phone and "talk them out of it." You're a grown ass adult. Talk yourself out of it.

Oh It's Been So Long......
Oh it's been a minute since someone filled my inbox with a bunch of stupid...but since it's happened...damn it feel good. I was going through withdrawls n shit... So, here is the email thread......read it bottom up: *Cracks knuckles....* Here we geeeewwwwwwww!!!! In reading this, my first thought was that dude would fuck anything with a hole. Noo, not because I'm just anything but more because his opening line was talking about wanting to fuck me. No hello, who are you.....nothing...just offered it up. That already makes him a dumbass who should probably be standing in line, using a number at somone's free clininc, getting tested for some shit. He better be careful who he offers that dick up to before he catches a chick who burns him so bad, his shit will melt like candle wax...... Ummm k, at least he's honest enough to admit that all he is interested in is a sexual encounter. With his approach, I am sure he's getting lots of action in the right and left hand var

Oh It Is Very True!
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Oh It's Definitely On...
This morning when I was at work, PNG came into my office to talk a bit. She looked pretty good today, she was wearing a blue dress with a yellow sweater, and had her hair curled a little bit. I didn't comment on it looking nice, because I dont want to have that talk with HR. We talked about my kid, and how we are close, and we like to go see concerts together. I got a couple "Awwwww's" about me being close with my daughter, and she said she was close to her dad. I was able to determine that she is late twenties maybe even thirties, she just looks young. We also talked about music a bit, she doesn't dislike the Deftones, and she has heard of Social Distortion. She didn't nail down a music she prefered, but we still had a nice talk none the less. She also mentioned about some Italian festival this weekend, and suggested I check it out. Sure, that may have been a ploy for me to ask her if she wanted to go with me, but since she hasn't gotten back to me on the lunch I didn't want

Oh, It's Panic Alright..trust Me.
Greece is facing a serious shortage of medicines amid claims that pharmaceutical multinationals have halted shipments to the country because of the economic crisis and concerns that the drugs will be exported by middlemen because prices are higher in other European countries. Hundreds of drugs are in short supply and the situation is getting worse, according to the Greek drug regulator. The government has drawn up a list of more than 50 pharmaceutical companies it accuses of halting or planning to halt supplies because of low prices in the country. More than 200 medicinal products are affected, including treatments for arthritis, hepatitis C and hypertension, cholesterol-lowering agents, antipsychotics, antibiotics, anaesthetics and immunomodulators used to treat bowel disease. Separately, it was announced on Tuesday that the Swiss Red Cross was slashing its supply of donor blood to Greece because it had not paid its bills on time. Chemists in Athens describe chaotic scenes with d

Oh I Wish!!!!
That the snowstorm scheduled for later would come tomorrow instead. lol. I've got a show to get to tonight and I'd like to get to and from in one piece. I mean the world would be lame without a crazy ass like me in it. (At least I hope so. lol) In other news if this storm is as bad as everyone is staying I'm staying at Chris' tonight. I think we're programmed to misbehave when we're within 200 feet of each other! So much for sleepin.... lol.

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres (thought It Was Cute)
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits. 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning. It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning, And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits 'Cos tits can be such troublesome things When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing. And although they go well with my Bingo wings, I wish I'd looked after me tits. When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow, When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low, When they're less of a friend and more of a foe, Then I wish I'd looked after me tits. When I was young I got whistles and hoots, From the men on the site to the men in the suits, Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots, Oh, I wish I'd lo

Oh Jeez
Well tonight is the office xmas party at Hearts football club in Edinburgh, its a 70's theme night, I was panicking on what to wear and suddenly realised that most of my clothes were 70's hahahahah anyway they are having a sit down meal which I am bypassing as I hate being sat down when out and about, so will go later on I will have to polish me boots, so will get suitably trolleyed later on

Oh Jesus!
I'm watching A Haunting. and this kid was walking down a dark hallway. the lights flicker and an evil clown was in the hallway comin toward him. i screamed and almost fell off the bed. i'm shaking and have tears in my eyes. I.HATE.CLOWNS

Oh Jesus
One day little Susie went out to play when she found her cat Mr. Piddles laying in the garden with his legs straight up. Well she got scared and went to get her daddy. When the father saw he said "Sweety im sorry but Mr. Piddles is dead. "She said "well why is his legs up in the air?" Daddy told her because it will be easier for Jesus to sweep down and grab his leg and take him to heaven. Well a few days passed and the father came home from work, Susie came running up to him and said "Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today." Daddy asked "What do you mean? " She said "Well mommy was laying on the floor with her legs in the air saying "Oh Jesus Im coming, Im coming", And if it wasnt for the mailman holding her down,she surely would have gone!

Oh Jeez.
Subject: Your eyes Body: Literally made me shudder. That never happens. You are beautiful, and I really enjoyed reading you profile. Would you like to talk and maybe get to know each other? -Rick srsly? wtf. *bangs head on desk*

Oh Jesus- Parody
kinda set to the melody of "away in the manger" I cry for JesusCause he's sooo sad.Living a life of sacrificeHas made him mad.Earthquakes, Floods and Poverty too.I cry for you lordTomorrow will be better,It's a new day! I cry for you JesusThey say you hung on a crossIt must have been drafty in just a loin cloth.Nothing to do but just hang out.Here comes famine, disease and a drought.You must be pissedWithout a doubt. Christianity has driven me insaneYour supposed to see everythingSee that I'm in pain.All your rules and regulationsThe bible's more like a game.Scripture written thousands of years agoHow do i know it's true If i can't see you? I cry for you JesusI wish the world wellI'm just humanI'm sure i'll burn in hell.If the day comesWe met face to face.Be patient with meAs i plead my case. Cry for me Jesus Cause I'm the one that's sad My pathetic existence is all i had. Carry me angels

Oh Jeremy Clarkson, You Ma Be An Arsehole But You Sure Do Crack Me Up.
This is taken from an article he wrote in his column in the 'The Sun' (and FYI this newspaper is only worth of reading for entertainment purposes). It's KIND OF a retraction I guess about saying offensive things to Mexican people. Last weekend, on the Top Gear motoring programme, we may have accidentally said some unkind things about Mexico To be specific, we suggested that the people of this great central American state are feckless, lazy and flatulent. We also said that their food tastes like re-fried sick and that their ambassador in London would not complain because he'd be asleep. Well, if he was asleep someone plainly woke him up because he did complain and, in doing so, seems to have started an international incident. At one point on Wednesday we were receiving 200 complaints from Mexico every minute and the channel which screens our show over there was warned it could face an advertising backlash. At home, Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister, was said to be consideri

Oh, Joy!!! The Convention Is In Town!!! (not!!!)
Oh, the joys of politics. As many of you know, the Republican National Convention is in town here in St. Paul, Minnesota. What's even worse, is that it is litterally right down the road from my house. I love about a hundred feet from a busy street (Marion) that goes directly to the Excel Energy Center, where the convention is being held. YAAAAYYYYY!!!!! I'm so happy I could just puke. The traffic around here is bad enough with the fast food restaruant directly across the street, but then to add the convention idiots to it, too. The security guards they hired to provide additional security aren't too bright, either. On Friday night (about 9:15), I had to go out to get some photographs for my Digital Photography class, so I decided to get one of our State Cathedral, and I had one of these idiots tell me that I couldn't take pictures of the building. W.T.F. is that all about? Since when is it against the law to photograph a church? And since when is photographing a church a security risk?

Oh Joy, I'm In A Great Mood For This... :p
There are some things in life that should be made into laws, or at least rules. Here are a few that I can think of off the top of my head: 1) If you say you're going to do something, then fucking DO it. And don't get cranky when you get called on your bullshit if you don't do it. 2) Brownies NEVER have nuts in them. Nuts in brownies is blasphemy. Brownies are too good to be ruined by fucking putting nuts in them. 3) Same with cookies and ice cream. 4) If you're going to be annoying, at least do us a favour and be naked. If you should not be naked, then shut up anyway. 5) Stop being so goddamned emo. It sucks, and it's fucking annoying as all fuckin get out. No, not everything bad in life happens to you. There is worse shit happening to a lot more people than you can ever imagine. 6) If you plan on starting a rumour, have some facts to back them up. Otherwise shut the fuck up. It only makes you look like if you had two clues you would be on the floor playing with them.

Oh Just Kill Me Now
i'm sick and all drugged up and feeling like hell. if someone owns a mace, come on over and whack me in the head so i can sleep. or maybe in my throat, my throat hurts like hell too...my voice is all fucked up. anyways..good night, sweet dreams, cuz i know i won't have any. i had one of the weirdest dreams i ever had today. real weird and not one i'll post on here :P

Oh Just So U Know
I read this in a girls blog on another site.. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.. DIDN'T BRING SEXY BACK.. Sexy never went away.. LOL The song is pretty catchy! hahaha But it goes to show.. somepeople still don't know how to act.. no v.i.p. for u. LOL referring to a co worker of mine. lol

Oh Just Sitting Here Bored
I am so bored here at work. I wish I had someone who could take some good pics of me so that I may post them up. Got a question for who ever reads this. Would you like to see my naughty pics? If you do I can put some up. I guess I will chat with you all later. Have a good one....Brooke

Oh Just Read It, You Know You Want To
Two things... one... check out Miss_Behavin25 She rocks, and makes pretty stuff, so go check her out and show her some love please ;) that and she's cute and which one of you doesn't wanna go look at cute chicks! Also... Reposting this blog because i STILL see it... so... Guys/Gals... I see alot of you stuck at level 5 and level 10... so public service announcement of the day: if you're stuck at level 5 at 99.99% you need to confirm your email address. if you're stuck at level 10 you need to upload a salute. if you don't know what one is, look under help, there's information on how to make one. (if you still don't get it, look at mine) So if you want to be able to increase your rating limit/photo upload space, you gotta get these taken care of. Love ya'll Sin p.s. afk stands for away from keyboard (meaning i'm not here)

Oh... Just In!
Here is everything I said but the picture comment to my friend or who I thought was a friend. Till..... I found out they both were in on the little email I got this morning after my much needed rest. If you need a refresher into what happen early on let alone the email I recieved check back to my bulletin or blog titled "A question for those who know me. The last comment is by me! Because it's easy to view ones comments when they hide them! Name Comment In some c.. In some cases, I can be what you need! Jan 12, 2008 11:36 AM So you are in on this! Oh my the comments between you to. Wow.... That's what I get for being nice. But hey if flirting is a big deal. Fuck never thought there was a law against it. Nor did I know there were so many insecure dumb asses and jerks! No I don't mean you as one of the two names I gave the person who said that about me. Oh yeah, and by the way people like me are jerks because I happen to a nice person. Yeah makes perfect sense. H

Oh Just .... Crawl Inside Your Brain!!!!
I want to crawl inside your brain, sneek up on your soul. I want to help you go insane, so your no longer whole. I cant wait to steal your dreams in the middle of the night. I will take your rhymes and schemes. I'll make you die of fright. Then I'll burn you on the pyre. Feel your life drain away. Strip your soul down to the wire, rotting,black and grey. I will drain your life of blood, out every single vein. I will turn your brain to mud, as you go insane. As you lay there dying, I'll be torturing your soul. I don't mind the crying, for torture is my goal. When your heart is dead, only then will I be free. Cast away your empty carcass. I'll keep your soul for me.

Oh Just Read It Already
As some of you know, when I was a small child I lived on a farm. We had all kinds of animals, pigs, horses, chickens and goats to name a few. There were two animals that really stand out in my mind. A horse and a chicken. They were the best of friends. They rarely ever left each other's sides. Many times I would look out the window to find the chick perched high on the horses shoulders. One day the horse, who wasn't particularly sure footed, found himself stuck in a bog. We had all gone to town and the poor horse had no one to turn to for help. No one that is, but his best friend the little chick. Of course the chick, seeing his friend in danger, immediately sprang into action. He ran toward the house where sat my father's BMW. Noticing the keys in the ignition the chick quickly grabbed some rope, hopped in the car, started it and drove toward the bog. Back at the bog the horse was suprised but happy to see the chick in the shiny new BMW. The chick quickly tied one end of the rope t

Oh, Just Someone
Who is the girl that goes in the MuMMs and is a racist? I know my friends know who I'm talking about. She doesn't think women should give blowjobs....and she doesn't like white people. She's been reported many times....did they finally delete her?

Oh Kennedy - Clinton - Bad Moves
i would like to have presidents kennedy and clinton in the room - you both did well on a few domestic issues, but what the fcuk were you thinking? that either of you were bigger than the office jack! running with mafia!? i realize you got the womanizing thing honestly, but damn! discretion! you didn't get the chance to mumble the rhetorical, "e'tu brute"...anyway, bill! getting head in the oval office...as our countries finest were losing their lives around the world - tomorrows ridicule will be well deserved

Oh K This Is Whats On My Mind Today
i am 26 years old and i have some a lot whats on my mind and i am going to list every thing i have seen and hread in my 26 years 2 sapce shuttles blow up i have seen the berlin wall came down in my 26 years 2 gulf wars and the 2nd we got that rat bastard i have seen my 48 year old father do a tour in irqa in 05 i seen the waco thing happen in 93 ock bombing in 95 the first world tarde center atcck and the 2nd 9/11 never for get seen one pope die and picka new one i have seen it in my 26 year whats the next 26 going to bring

~oh Ladies You Have To Read This~oh Gross, I Never Even Thought About This~
I never gave it a thought. Who'd a think? Have you ever noticed gals who sit their purses on public restroom floors - that go directly to their dining tables? Happens a lot! It's not always the restaurant food that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know 'will' hurt you"! Read on...Mom got so upset when a guest came in the door and plopped their purses down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up the buffet. She always said that purses are really dirty, because of where they have been. Smart Momma!!! It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our purses, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Shauna Lake put purses to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse. Women carry purses everywhere; from the office to public restrooms to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their purses, but did you ever stop to think about where you

Oh Lately Its So Quiet
(I cant seem to get this song out of my head...or ipod...lately. I wonder why) "Oh Lately Its So Quiet" - Ok Go Oh lately it's so quiet in this place You're not 'round every corner Oh lately it's so quiet in this place So darlin' if your not here haunting me Im wondering... Whose house, are you haunting tonight? Whose sheets you twist Whose face you kiss Whose house, are you haunting tonight? I dont think much about you anymore You're not on every whisper, oh I dont think much about you But if you're not lurking behind every curtain Im wondering... Whose house, are you haunting tonight? Whose name you hiss Whose clenching fists Whose house, are you haunting tonight? Now Whose house, are you haunting tonight? Who cant resist Whose cryin' Whose house, are you haunting tonight? Whose name you hiss Whose sheets you twist Whose house, are you haunting tonight?

Oh Ladiesss... Just Block Him Already And Save Yourself Possible Grief.
This MARRIED guy thinks he is god's gift to women and can say whatever the heck he pleases and expects us to fall over ourselves to bask in his wonder...sheesh! My convo with him so you can judge for yourself. :) BTW...see his status...He ain't no Adonis that's for sure and it's sad that he still CAN'T spell at his age. Tongue2SweetClit@ fubar

Oh Lady Apples
I can't believe that I was bugging out the way I was that I'm single for so long. It's then I had to enquire to myself as to whether or not it truly mattered to me and this is what went running through my head. Apples, oh Apples, what it is in your head now? You are steady staring in the mirror saying you're ugly, how? Girl wake up, look at yourself right now, passed the saddened eyes, with tears running down. So what you are single? Go out tonight! Smell the ecstasy in the air, see them glowing lights, blinding that sadness out of your eyes. Or go to the mall where all the boys crawls on their hands and knees to get the goodies. Let them stare you down, there's no stopping you now. Oh yeah they could try and make you cry but you'll just laugh in their face because at this age it's all a race. And you're in no rush, tell them bitches to hush, before their teeth get bashed in. That's not just shit I'm talkin' I've had it up to here, lettin' them bitches say whatever they want, le

Oh La La Chocolate...
The genus name of chocolate, Theobroma derives from the Greek theos, “god,” and “broma,” “food,” thus meaning “food of the gods.” The common name chocolate derives from an Aztec name for this plant, chocolatl. Cocoa was the “love tonic” of Montezuma II, who is reputed to have drunk some fifty cups daily before visiting his harem of six hundred women.In 1502 the returning crew of Columbus brought cacao beans back to Europe, and in 1550 nuns came up with the idea of adding sugar and vanilla, leading to what we now regard as chocolate. During the 1800s, physicians recommended chocolate to boost libido, and to this day it is well known for its ability to inspire passion.Cacao is considered aphrodisiac, antioxidant, cardiotonic, diuretic, emollient, laxative, nervous system stimulant, and nutritive. Cacao increases levels of serotonin and endorphins in the body. It gives a short-term boost in energy and, when consumed in its whole,

Oh Little Tony
Little Tony ON MATH A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE TONY ON MATH

Oh Little One Of Mine
Oh Lil One, oh lil one How you ponder my mind I wonder what secrets You hide behind blue eyes In your pure innocence You boggle my mind Always finding joys In the darkest of minds There's a world anew Hidden deep within you Protected by your eyes That are so heavenly blue Oh Lil one, oh lil one How you ponder my mind As we wonder what secrets You may hide behind your blue eyes My little daughter was the muse for this creation of words that flow threw my mind. This is something that is very special to me. So please be respectful towards it. Thank you. Wrote 1~16~2008

Oh Look Borning Info All About Me Lmao
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)Full Name::SERENA DAWN Birthday::JULY 29TH Birthplace::CLEVELAND, OHIO Eye Color::BEAUTIFUL FAWN BROWN Hair Color::BROWN Height::5'7 Weight::THINK I WOULD HONESTLY TELL Right handed or Left handed?:RIGHTY Your Heritage::OH GOD I HAVE 10 OF THEM My Worst Habit::SMOKING Zodiac Sign::LEO THE LION (GRRRRRRRR) Shoe Size::DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF SHOES Pants Size::DEPENDS ON THE BRAND Innie or Outie?:INNIE Parents Still Together?:YES The Shoes You Wore Today::SKETCHERS Your Weakness::LOVE Your Fears::MY CHILDREN BEING HURT AND DYING ALONE Your Perfect Pizza::BLT Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::LIVE ANOTHER DAY Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:YUPPERS Thoughts First Waking Up::CHECK ON THE KIDS Your Best Physical Feature::EYES Your Bedtime::BETWEEN 12 AND 2 AM Your Most Missed Memory::LIVING A HAPPY SECURE LIFE MY FAVORITESFavorite color?:AQUA BLUE AND GREEN, BLACK Food?:LONDON BRIOL STEAK Sport

Oh Lord Whats This World Comming To
Ok folks, so here i am back at it again....yeah yeah yeah i know i just cant seem to keep my big mouth shut huh? well i just HAD to put this person on blast, because this is something that is actually worth knowing is out there. so get a load of this, i have found another person worthy of my attention. now what has made me write about this one wasnt so much the issue at hand, and only semi her reaction. it was after it was said and done and i sat back and thought about it and had to laugh at the whole thing and then i thought i would share it.....ahhhhhhh another day in the life of... so get a load of this, i'm cruisin and creepin through profiles right and i run across and nice looking young lady. and so of course i go to boost her up, rate her 10's leave her some comments etc..well i'm reading her profile and she was very proud of the fact that she is finally 18.....well YEAHHHHHH i'm happy for her, i remember what that was like myself...well when i go through and i'm rating he

Oh Look! Manda's An Insomniac...who'd've Guessed?
Fought with Jason, made up with Jason. Had deep speaks about our future together with Jason. All in a night's work, I s'pose. It's currently 2:02am. I should be asleep. Dad's kinda pushing for me to see the doctor about my insomnia. But I really don't feel like being doped up on sleep medication. The worst part? I think part of me is sabatoging my efforts to try and get to sleep at a decent time. Because even though I haven't had a nightmare in months, I think maybe part of me is afraid the longer I sleep, the more likely I will have one. Or maybe I've just spent too much time thinking about my nightmares since our triptych for Advanced Drawing has to be a fear and I decided to do my guy in all black and white mask and no eyes looking at me in every window of my house nightmare...

Oh Looky Me, I Think This One Is More Bitching
I just realized something else.. wow I'm doing just great today on that. I am on the net on the time, to have a social life that i can't have locally. But the thing is, if i have a problem, who's there for me, if i need advice who's there for me... I'm all on my fuckin own, I guess I'll just keep letting the tears roll down as i pat myself on the back trying to assure myself everything will be ok.. HAHAHAHAH YEA THAT DOESN'T FUCKIN WORK. that' relieved only about 2 % of my damn stress woohoo!!! go me for helping my fuckin self.. one step up to being independent.. hah what the fuck ever

Oh Lord,i Beg You.
Oh Lord, give me a poet for a lover whose words stroke me like velvet hands. Word-tender caresses more reaching than the caress of a mere mortal man. A poet's light touch is so gentle. Word-fingers probe deep every time, arousing me, haunting me, wetting me, seducing me, body and mind. Oh Lord, give me a poet for a lover! Lust and fire burn in his heart. A silver-tongued devil whose words make me ache to be on my knees in the dark. Word-foreplay making me want him, only mind-loved, I want to be free to feel just one time my poet inside, where only mind-lust up to now has loved me.

Oh Lookie
Its gonna be happy hour all damn nite! I am not happy.. I need love Worship me...OR ELSE? hell u can't blame a girl for trying!!! (If you don't know me I am just playing) (I think im icky why shouldnt you!)

Oh Love Take Me There!
Oh Love Take Me There! Come take me there Where wildflowers wrap my hair And wrap your arms around me Lift my body up with yours to share Carry me to where the water falls Where we may hear The Earth Spirits call And Oh what pleasures Of falling rain Into the rays of the Sun To bring our rainbow again Kiss my lips And lay me softly on the wet stones Gently I hold your hips Bringing them down to my own And as silk slippery soft our skin Takes you down and deep within And we shall hear the angels song And melt our voices to belong With Earth our Mother Water our Blood We share our breath Of Raven and Dove Oh what love as lovers Be Among the fire hot lava flowing free Bring me down and deep in me Hold me close Let us fly to the sky And lift our wings To reach up high Kiss these mountains Ride the path Feel our passion build Come enter a quaking wrath Eye of Horus Through valleys and the fields Breath me in a magick concealed Wr

Oh Love Take Me There! (revised)
Oh Love Take Me There Come take me there Where wildflowers wrap my hair And wrap your arms around me Lift my body up with yours to share Carry me to where the water falls Where we may hear The Earth Spirits call And Oh what pleasures Of falling rain Through the rays of the Sun To bring our rainbow again Kiss my lips And lay me softly on wet stones Gently I hold your hips Bringing them down to my own And as silk is slippery and soft our skin Takes us closer and deep within And we shall hear the angels song And melt our voices to belong With Earth our Mother Water our Blood We share our breath Of Raven and Dove And Oh our love as lovers shall be Into the fire hot lava flowing free To bring you down and deep in me Hold me close Let us fly to the sky And lift our wings To reach up high Kiss these mountains Ride each path Feel our passion building To enter this quaking wrath Eye of Horus Through the valley and field Breathe me in

Oh Lord.
I was just looking at the calendar and realized that I'm not going to be home two weekends in a row. well with the exception of our "break" next saturday. damn. this is getting to be too much, i don't think my liver can survive two weekends in a row of nati & chris. not to mention jason & chris (Halifax. Though I am thinking of forcing Jason to drink that nasty ass shit he pawned off on us at the Chance... We shall see.

Oh Lord Another Blog Site.
Okay I have myspace and thanks (or no thanks I haven't decided yet) to a certain unnamed person I decided to get on here and see what it is all about. For now that is all I am going to write because it is time for bed and sleep.

Oh Lord I Am Tired
OH MAN I'M TIRED! A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. - He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds

Oh Lord
My little girl has broken out in some sort of rash,, with bumbs and I have no idea what the hell it is... Doesn't look as if it's chicken pox but I am taken her into the doctors along with JJ,, because he has pink eye.

Oh Love
LOVE Why is it that everyone is running around looking for love? Love is not something that you can hunt down and capture. It has to come to you when you are burning and aching with desire for it, but patiently awaiting it. Love whispers in your ear, pulls you in close, and passionately rewards you with tenderness. Love does not envy, hate, or get jealous. Love forgives. Love is waiting for you. Stop hunting, it is right here. Your looking for it in the wrong place. Love can only be touched by the closest of souls. Love can only be found once, and never lost. There is only one true PURE love, and this love can never be broken. Love is stronger than death and can crumble mountains. Love will make rulers bow, and the opressed smile. Love can not be taken away from anyone. Love can not be seen with the naked eye, but only by those who have experienced it. Love will not let you go when you have hit rock bottom. Love looks you in the eye and tells you it is NOT going

Oh Lord Prayers For The People Who Dont Know You
Oh Lord I Pray that that the people see and know death not be the end but a way to everlasting life; Thru you Jesus Christ , may they know the cost He paid at the cross and may they belive. May they see your Light . Bring them Oh Lord out of darkness into your light , cover them in your Grace and Holiness , Protect them, keep them strong so they will fear not thy enynimes. that they will be stong in love for thine enemy.. help those fighting a war or those that daily put their lives on the line for others. for this be an unselfish thing they do Oh lord. As Christ so loved and paid the price for our sins . theses men and brave women lay down theire lives also.and do it out of love. unselfishly. there are others out there in this world that suffer to , missing children, hurting parents and dying loved ones , keep all in your love and care oh Lord and cover them up with thy Holiness and light see that they know there is an everlasting life thru you Our God Almighty.. Amen Amen...xoxoxoxo

Oh Lord I Want To Go Home Soon>my Prayer To My Lord.now>
This world be lost and Im not getting thru ; Forgive me oh Lord ;For I do try so hard and no one hears ; no one see. Our father please keep me strong to focus on what it is Im suppose to do as thy servant .lead me , guide me , show me ; Oh Lord take me home soon cause I really cant begin to accept that those be lost to darkness...It is tearing apart my soul hurting for them,; That wont see and let Thy light shine on them. I dont want to know they were lost ; I dont want to be responsible for not guiding them to your light and Love. For Ive tried so hard in Thy name; but they dont see . they still dont see or hear.Only Christ be the one that can reach them .he is above all. Im just a servant Oh Lord : What more can I do ?Though I wish not to question Thee.. but im unfocused now dont know what to do , so I Pray in Thy Name .. I just want to be in Thy Presence oh Lord . Though I know its not my time to be called home.Please I pray do come soon. Please Oh Lord give me a way to b

Oh Lord!
You know not for nothing, because I'm mostly Christian myself but one of the people on my friends list just updated their status. Apparently someone is waiting for Armageddon. Mark 13: 14-27 14But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains: 15And let him that is on the housetop not go down into the house, neither enter therein, to take any thing out of his house: 16And let him that is in the field not turn back again for to take up his garment. 17But woe to them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days! 18And pray ye that your flight be not in the winter. 19For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which God created unto this time, neither shall be. 20And except that the Lord had shortened those days, no flesh should be saved:

Oh Lord I Am Tired
OH LORD I\'M TIRED! >>>> >>>> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife >>>> stayed home. >>>> He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: >>>> \"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife >>>> merely stays at home. >>>> I want her to know what I go through, so please allow >>>> her body to switch with mine for a day Amen.\" >>>> >>>> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man\'s wish. >>>> >>>> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. >>>> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, >>>> Awakened the kids, >>>> Set out their school clothes, >>>> Fed them breakfast, >>>> Packed their lunches, >>>> Drove them to school, >>>> Came home and >>>> Picked up the dry cleaning, >>>> Took it to the cleaners and >>>> Stopped at the bank to make a deposit, >>>> Went grocery shopping, >>>> Then drove home to put away the groceries, >>>> Paid the bills and >>>> Balanced the check book. >>>> He cle

Oh Love!
So a quick question! Why is it when you want love and you long for that special someone, its not there for you! I just know I am recently divorced and so tired of being alone...Its sad to say that when I was married I was just as lonely as I am now. I mean I have my daughter but its not the same kinda of love I am longing for. Who knows! -Lindsey

Oh Love
I want you Yet I hate you There seems to be No in between. I want to welcome you With open Arms Yet keep you from my Dreams. I ache inside to feel you near But to let you in is what I fear. If I succumb will you bring despair But still somehow I can't help but to care.

Oh Look Its Faux
little history...my husband left three years ago..we are still married but very estranged. So he joins the army...my opinion isn't essential to this little blog..but he says to me on IM "you are official the wife of an US soldier." I replied... "no, I am the faux wife of a soldier." "I do not live on a base, nor do I have any notion of what military life entails" so really now I am the faux army wife? I don't get this at all...why doesn't he just get the fact he left and this marriage is no longer. I am no more his wife than I am 6 ft tall. noting of course that this blog made very little sense to anyone but myself..do have a great sunday everyone.

Oh Look.. Another One
yall know the routine... Mephistoph...: Tramp bye ->Mephistoph...: just disappear! *poof* Mephistoph...: Are you trying to scary me with that????? ->Mephistoph...: no but i have a knife that likes to castrate people who ask me if i have a webcam... anymore questions? Mephistoph...: got a webcam ->Mephistoph...: hm? Mephistoph...: can i ask a favor ->Mephistoph...: *waves..* Mephistoph...: hello so... how am i a tramp *scratches head*

Oh Look.. A Perv
izbig&: FUCK YOU ->izbig&: fuck no i won't forgive you i am removing you from my list get the fuck out of my shoutbox you idiotic piece of shit izbig&: I DINT MEAN THAT izbig&: FORGIVE ME izbig&: EXCUSE ME IM DRUNK I APOLOGIZE izbig&: NICE ->izbig&: wanna watch me stuff a cucumber in your penis hole? izbig&: WANNA WATCH ME CAM seriously...

Oh Love Oh Hate
Oh love, Oh Hate! To die alone must be my fate. My love has turned to tears, Alas,It's been this way through out the years! Oh Love, Oh Hate, they promised me love and then took it away, I am so tired of being alone everyday. I miss the three little words I love You. Alas don't want it unless it were true. Oh Love, Oh hate ,Tears that I have shed, Have soaked my empty bed. Alas, do not want to fill my bed with lust, and give myself to someone I can't trust. Oh Love, Oh Hate, I scoff at the notion, That love is a splendor and real emotion. Oh Love, I dream of you everynight, Alas, Oh Hate I can not win this fight.

Oh Look We Now Have Bra Tracking Devices...
Good morning…what better story for a hump day ditty then spy underwear…oh yeah! They are being produced and labeled as Anti-Terror Lingerie. The Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio introduced women's lingerie in October containing a global positioning device to enable the wearer to be tracked by satellite. Hmmm I can see the Nasa Space Center and CIA command center now… “Corporal…give me a heading on that Russian Bogie you had been tracking…” “Ah Sir!... The bogie if our satellite tracking is correct just walked into Saks Fifth Avenue on Milton and 3rd Street… and is currently in a changing room…” The creator said the password-protected lace bodice would make it easier for women kidnapped by thugs or terrorists to be located and rescued. Critics called it a virtual chastity belt, primarily of service to insecure males curious to know where their women are. (However, the wearer can manually turn the device off.) Hmmm insecure males eh… Another anti-terror lingerie product may also s

Oh Lordy.
Ok, so you know it's time to make a change in your life, when someone you haven't seen in 7&a half years comes up to you, and asks "when are you due?". Completely and utterly embarrassing .. I just wanted to cry! I still do. Soo my plan for the upcoming new year, is to start taking better care of myself, and to shed some pounds. Any tips or advice? Gonna go crawl under a rock and die now!

Oh Lover
A Perfect Disaster is what I've become. A well put together person to strangers. A Storm of Disaster to the ones I love. You make me want to be a better person. Just by the way you treat me. I've known you for a short time. But with you a short time feels like forever. So much I want to say to you. I don't know if I love the way you make me feel. Or the idea of you. Romance doesn't come easy with me. Cold hearted bitch is what I am. A wall so tall, men have failed to climb over it. But the wall doesn't exist with you. I say one bad thing about myself, you give me a million reasons why I'm great. You make me smile without even trying. Your so wonderful. I just hope we can keep talking and maybe someday be together. This Perfect Disaster may just turn out to have a happy ending.

Oh Lordy Lordy
So I havent blogged on here for awhile. I can claim I have better things to do, but it doesnt matter right now. cause i wanna complain right now. So here it goes. I wish i could leave fast little comments on peoples pages. (shouting and scrolling down to leave a comment is not fast enough. cause most of the time you have to be thier friends. and these arent the type of people i wanna befriend.) Your profile pic scares me. Your playlist music is such crap it makes me wanna tear out my speakers. You arent sexy, no matter how big your tits are. Just because you have tattoos doesnt make you different. You dont need fucking numbers in your name you douche bag. I dont care if you rate my pics, and fan me, im still not gonna add your ass to my list. My 2 year old takes better pictures then you do. Your Flashies are annoying. Your Blast isnt original. And thats all for now.

Oh Lordy, What Have I Become? And The Lord Answered, My Son, You've Become Nothing, Not Damn Thing.
Here's a tale of a guy who's litterally at his wit's end. I have nothing. Sure, I have the trappings of a average white male in the suburbs. The video game system, the lcd tv, the array of dvd's and the obligatory cool phone. What I don't have are friends. Sure , I have fubar friends. Loads of them. Nice little popup boxes that occasionally ask me how I am. I can lie with the best so I give the safe for public consumption answer“ I'm good and how are you”? I'm not good. I haven't been good in quite awhile and it's truly gnawing at me like a dangling eyelash that you can't just brush away. At my age , most if not all people are married, way into their careers, have a home. Essentially they've grown up. I'm a kidult, I'm a peter pan, I'm lost. Save me from myself. I feel so empty yet I'm filled with anger,rage,disapointment and lastly despair. I was told, why not seek some medical help? It can only help. And your right, it would

Oh Look I Have Big Boobs, Buy Me Shit!
oh look i have big boobs and a cute face, and I wont show my nipples so that doesnt make me a slut, but you should buy me shit anyway. NEWSFLASH it still makes you a tease, and a beggar, and classless. you are no better than a chick on here who shows her stuff for bling, in fact you're worse, at least they OFFER something in return. Not that i would ever take it, I have porn for that sort of thing. ok end rant

Oh Luvy Duvy Bullcrap!
I don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every single guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. with girls.. (the guy that wrote this is a fag, and if he is that good with women then he has a few stds to prove it as well. highly unlikely because for a guy to sit his ass down and write about thirty ways to please your woman is because he is a fag and his BFF's sitting next to him were crying their heads off about their boyfriends or what not sucking down chocolate like there was no tomorow.) 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. (I AM NOT A STALKER AND I DONT DO THAT SHIT. most guys will call ahead and ask or be invited. the idiots that do. drop em so this one is stupid to begin with) 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. I

Oh Lucifer (isaiah 14:12)
Oh Lucifer (Isaiah 14:12) A Rondeau * Oh, Lucifer, Son of Morning, first flame in the east sky burning; Full of promise, full of light, chasing back the darkened night and bringing hope to a world yearning. Beware! Beware! Dark forces scheming, led by prophets mushroom dreaming, leading armies of thunderous might! Oh, Lucifer! And yet, this world, it keeps on turning, and from your flames they've kept you burning. No longer now the Bringer of Light but e'er to wear the Crown of Night. I weep for you, Son of Mourning, Oh, Lucifer...

Ohl, With The All-time Oh
LONDON, Ont. -- Brett Welychkas first career hat trick led the London Knights to a 22nd consecutive win on Thursday in a 9-4 victory over the Windsor Spitfires in Ontario Hockey League action. Welychka, who had eights assists but zero goals in his past dozen games, had Londons (30-5-2) first goal 8:12 into the contest after Michael Clarke had opened the scoring for Windsor (14-16-6) 1:37 into the matchup. Londons 22-game streak evens the Barrie Colts from 2009-10 for second all-time in the OHL, with the all-time OHL record of 25 owned by the 1983-84 Kitchener Rangers. Max Domi scored a pair for the Knights, while Alex Broadhurst was credited with the winner making it 5-2 three minutes into the second period. Matt Rupert, Bo Horvat and Josh Anderson also scored one apiece, while Kevin Raine and Chris Tierney each supplied three assists for London. Kerby Rychel replied with two goals and one assist for the Spitfires, which have now lost four in a row. Clarke and Adam Bateman

Oh Make It Stop Already! A Real Woman Is..
I get sick of those bullietin posts that start out with.. a real man .. blah blah blah.. oh come on.. Then its.. you don't have the balls to.. blah blah.. HOw about this... A real woman.. She knows that you are you and accepts you. Doesn't try to make you into something you can't be. like turning me into a player.. lol A real woman (jedi mind trick part) .. Is happy with herself. Which is veyr hard to do. She listens to you even when she is busy. She calls you on a whim.. to see if your doing well today. She send you cute little emails and letters about friendship. She actually RETURNS your messages and phone calls.. and not 6 months later. Paris hilton isn't her ROLE MODEL! sHE CAN actually eat a dinner and not whine about the callorie intake. Will buy a man flowers.. Says thankyou for babysitting her kids. Lends you money and doesn't send the mafia .. aka big tony to collect that $10 that you owe her. Gives you a hug even w

Oh Mandy
I remember all my life Raining down as cold as ice A shadow of a man A face through a window Crying in the night The night goes into Morning, just another day Happy people pass my way Looking in their eyes I see a memory I never realized you made me so happy, oh Mandy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking I need you today, oh Mandy I'm standing on the edge of time I Walked away when love was mine Caught up in a world of uphill climbing The tears are in my mind And nothing is rhyming, oh Mandy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today, oh Mandy Yesterday's a dream I face the morning Crying on the breeze the pain is calling, oh Mandy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me fro

Oh Man The Other Day...........
WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!! WELL TO ME, BUT NOT TO MY DAUGHTER. SHE'S STILL PISSED. BUT IT'S HER FAULT CUZ SHE'S THE ONE THAT BOUGHT ME THE FREAKING LAZER THINGY. WELL TECHNICALLY I PAID FOR IT, BUT I HAD NO IDEA THAT THEY HAD ONE IN THAT STORE. SHIT AND ONLY $1.99. SO SHE KNOWS I'VE BEEN WANTING ONE FOR AGES SO I COULD PLAY WITH MY BABIES (KITTIES). SO ANYWAY, I'M IN THE BATHROOM, LOL, JUST KICKING IT AND I TURN THE LAZER THINGY ON SO I CAN CATCH THEIR ATTENTION RIGHT. LOL. SO ANYWAY I FLASH IT ON THE LIVING ROOM DOORWAY CURTAIN! LMFAO!!!!!!! AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW!!!!!!!! MY DAUGHTER IS GRABBING DALLAS AND RUNNING TO MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! ALL I HEAR IS OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON DALLAS!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE CHARGES INTO MY ROOM AND SAYS SOMEONE'S TRYING TO SHOOT US WITH ONE OF THOSE GUNS THAT HAS A RED BEAM THING ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Free Video and Image Hosting Graphics Funny Images Layout Graphics SO I START LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AND I SAY NO BABE

Oh Man!
the episode of the cosby show where raven symone first appeared is on right now! she was the most adorable little girl ever! gosh! it just makes me want to hug her sooo much haha she was 3 1/2....so great. i love this show. bill cosby is the best.

Oh Man I Had No Idea I Was This Evil
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, jus

Oh Magnificent Lady
oh what a magnificent lady you are , the look in your eyes have stolen my heart,soul,mind and body... oh magnificent lady, and every nite i get down on my knees, and thank god for blessing me , with a competely magnificent lady like you ...i watch you as you dance between the rows of on lookers ... because your body is like the work of an artist, oh magnificent lady.... can your heart be so different from every one else, from what i have sean yes it is ... i wounder what there is that is so wounderful about you ... that you have stolen my heart,soul, mind and body and now you hold them captive for all infinity..... by lonely white wolf

Oh Man.
.... last night was def. sweet! We all got fuckin' wasted in Chilli. We had to walk like a 1/2 mile trail on top of wooden crates + deep holes in the ground. I can't count how many times all of us fell.. there and back. Into bushes, water and mud, into trees, we fell into the sand- in the house- There was no puking and no drama (((For the most part))). and latisha was even there. but fuck her. I was wasted throwing this dude across the room and into shit .. we were all trying to sleep and he kept feelin up on everyone; Turning the lights off and on.. Trying to cram in bed with us. Opening and shutting the door.. So him and I had it out, more like I tossed him around and beat the crap out of him-lol- my friend Eric and the dude also had a little boxing match themselves in the front room. The house we were at is TRASHED! All in all it was a fuckin awesome night- And I can't wait to do it again. Peace!

Oh Ma Gawd
I hope Chogie don mind me postin' it up, I jest gut lit-heded ovr this wun. DAYUM HE GOOD!! A new luv poem for you Kudzu is green, My dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky To have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry Jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop Right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When we're in a crowd. On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits. Still them fellers at work They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape Yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles And stick 'em in the can. Yo're as stro

Oh Man I'm Tired!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. - He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,

Oh Man ! This Is The Absolute Truth !!!!!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' > 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' > He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' > And they say blondes are dumb... > ---------------------------------------------------------- > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, > I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' > The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' > ---------------------------------------------------------- > 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' > 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

Oh Man I'm Tired!
OH MAN I'M TIRED! > > A man was sick and tired of going to > work every day while his wife stayed home. > > He wanted her to see what he went > through so he prayed: > > "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and > put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know > what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a > day. Amen." > > God, in his infinite wisdom, granted > the man's wish. > > The next morning, sure enough, the man > awoke as a woman. -=20 > > He arose, cooked breakfast for his > mate, > > awakened the kids, > > set out their school clothes, > > fed them breakfast, > > packed their lunches, > > drove them to school, > > came home and > > picked up the dry cleaning, > > took it to the cleaners and > > stopped at the bank to make a deposit, > > went grocery shopping, > > then drove home to put away the > groceries, > > paid the bills and > > balanced the check book. > >

Oh Man...it's Monday Again!!!
...here it is Monday again! Why do the weekends never seem to last long enough? I gotta head for work in about 10 mins...I'm not ready for that! lol I'm a little anxious to see what happens at work over the next few days...our troublemaker/down talking supervisor that I told you about, may not be long in that position, if she doesn't change her attitude with employees...this I heard from the big manager herself, along with another co-worker that has just recently been made a shift super. Hopefully, we're not gonna have to put up with her crap much longer...cause I REALLY can't see her changin' her attitude...it's just not her.Lee's off today, and I guess will just be hangin' around the house. I get off at 2, and don't guess we have anything we're wanting to do when I get off. Hopefully, it will just be a relaxing afternoon. I haven't even got to work, and already wish it were 2. lol Well, gotta head outta here...not that I'm relishing it, but the sooner I get there, guess t

Oh Man
ive been watching a shot of love marathon and i realize when are they gonna make one of these shows for me you know. i could date abunch of woman till i find the right one. lol they can even call it who wants to date a loser. lmao all though i dont think they would find anyone that would want to date me. or it could be called date the perfect single dad. of course then i couldnt be on it. i got it stoned drunk love. yeah i could be the man for that. would anyone be on my show. would anyone date me i dont think i would find anyone

Oh Man. So Funny.
i have here a photocopied article (actually its a check list) from 'Housekeeping Monthly 13 May 1955' "The good wife's guide" -Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. -Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. -Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. -Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. -Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a

Oh Ma Dear Cinn Update
oh ma dear cinnamon is so ma visit was very productive muc better than last time she is sporting a sporty cast smaller she more able to move abot memory is much better mostly drug induced she seems happier but i never see her not she seems more happy to see me but she sleeps though the nite without wake her face looks so much more better she already feels da pain of knowing her bff is gone on to a better place she took it better than the family had thought she seems to accept it well maybe unhappy she miss her going away party she knows she could not be present cuz she might not be here too i pray she continues to get better wish she knew she was in ny she think she is in virginia she say i dont visit enough (tat makes me cry)

Oh Mah Gawd!
So, some little fellow that has been a fubarian for 5 months took it upon himself to rell me that when you visit someone's page you are to rate them a 10 or higher, fan them, and add them. Hmm... He needs to get his little self into check. Today would have marked the 3rd year of my time here. So I think I know how to visit a page. And I know for a fact that the fubar Bible does not state that I must Rate, Fan, and Add all those I visit. If I visit a page, 99% of the time I will rate it 10 or higher. Fanning I am a bit more restricted with and it is saved for those that actually socialize with me. Adding, well sometimes I might send a request, but that is usually left up to the other person to do. So, now... If I visit you, will I rate you, most likely. Will I fan you? Probably not. Will I add you? Sure... If you send the request. And please... NooBs.. Don't make asses of yourselves by telling the vets of the site "how it is done."

[oh Man...]
I broke reality with this leg of lamb>>Alright, today I picked up 3 GIANT ribeyes (more like six, especially how I'll cut em)a bushel of fake crab meatsome red bell peppersand a de-boned leg of lamb ($15 for about... ~>5 servings, not a bad price, not terrific though)Anyway, I didn't REALLY feel like cubing it individually, so I decided to roast whichI never roast >>but tonight I roasted.I preheated my oven to about 350 and I drizzled olive oil on the surface of the meatthere was an entire side of the meat with fat on it, and ... I left it >>what?It'll cook down and into the meat and into the panSome people do this intricate ... slit thing with leg of lamb where they cram garlic into the roastI won't discourage this, but I did not partake todayI took 1/4th a tablespoon of tumeric1/2 a tablespoon of cayenne1/2 a tablespoon of cumin1 1/2 tablespoon of paprikaa tablespoon of saltand rubbed.:3what's good for ribs is ... well.. its curry not barbecue, and its lamb not porkbutshut up its goo

Oh Man Did I Piss Off My Buddahist Tree Hugging Righteous Neighbors Last Night
Yes it is true..I am the same retard moron in RL as in here...... Sooooooooooooo driving home last night I come upon my buddy, whom is jogging in my neighborhood. I see him but does not know I am driving behind him, I turn off then quickly on my truck to get it to backfire LOUDLY. He was jogging in a hoodie, and I just so happened to have a bag of skittles in my truck. After the loud bang of the backfire via exhaust, he spins around and I throw my skittles at him. He then yells out "FUCK YOU Zimmerman"...I yell back "FUCK YOU Trevon"....yes I know a bit too soon and pathetic of me and my humor. Well low and behold the damn neighbors are out and jaws dropped in shear horror of my vocals and his. Keep in mind...my neighbors have a "dont forget Trevon sign in their WV yard"...ya know..West Virginia known for a huge African American population...Ok fine...I am the only ethnic one...but regardless..... Now I know making a jest is not right...but damn ol my....they

Oh Man I Said I'm Under The Gun
Today It feels like phantoms of forever since i have thought of you Yet this morning when the rain lulled me awake there you were Inhaled with my first conscious breath my heart choked and sputtered in loss I glance above stacks of unwanted paper trophies intent on the X's slashed in different shades of heartache The days months and years crossed out on a creature boxing me in Recording my shame Names stare accusingly at me in frantic bubble style print from the hole in my wall Counting down has beens and have nots The silence thunders in me Til my alarm snatches me back from the Tri Cities of Nowhere, Never Gonna Be & Aww Shucksville I kick off layered blankets and breathe you out Exhaling with the lilt of laughter And the memory of your crooked smile

Oh Mister President!
...............i think fubar needs a mumm president and a staff to go along with it. here the rules......first come first person to get a tittle ........... here is what i got so far for a staff. im the president........GET OVER IT ooga booga!! President- me.........OF COURSE V.P.- superman "the other black guy" ...or some juggalo ...but ill get a better response if supe is my vp! so supe is my v.p! secretary of defense- still open for negotiations supreme judge person.......8 spots open- 1)bludgeon is one.....so he can give his own.....unique brand of fu justice 2)evil ash...........cause she is evilllll! DEA GUY- Seamus........ironically THATS ALL I GOT .........SO FAR warning........hot mummetes are encouraged to apply.......

Oh Mother By Christina Aguilera
Whoa, oh, yeah, She was so young with such innocent eyes She always dreamt of a fairytale life And all the things that your money can't buy She thought that he was a wonderful guy Then suddenly, things seemed to change It was the moment she took on his name He took his anger out on her face She kept all of her pain locked away Oh mother, we're stronger From all of the tears you have shed Oh mother, don't look back Cause he'll never hurt us again So mother, I thank you For all that you've done and still do You got me, I got you Together we always pull through We always pull through We always pull through Oh mother, oh mother, oh mother It was the day that he turned on the kids That she knew she just had to leave him So many voices inside of her head Saying over and over and over, "You deserve much more than this." She was so sick of believing the lies and trying to hide Covering the cuts and bruises (cuts and bruises) So tired of defending her life,

Oh, Mother Dear
SAME GOES FOR THIS ONE! DO NOT FUCKING TAKE IT!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Oh, mother dear~ Oh, mother dear I love you so Please promise me You will never go. I'd miss you to much, Your kiss and touch. I love you near My mother, dear Oh, mother dear Who's heart has took My hurt away With one soft look. Who's warmth and caring Has made me daring. Sit with me here My mother, dear. Sit in my lap Because I am now grown. The sadness of life. I now have known. What strength you gave Worked like a slave. You destroyed all fear. My mother, dear. You once did say, What I smile I had. I got it from you; NOT my dad. You gave me hope And the strength to cope. Things are now more clear. Oh mother, dear. You made me a child, A lady, and now, thanks to you. I am a woman! This once, fair child, Now showing off glam, A heart of

Oh Mom
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. > >"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished > >cleaning." > > > >2. My mother taught me RELIGION. > >"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." > > > >3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. > >"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of > >next week!" > > > >4. My mother taught me LOGIC. > >" Because I said so, that's why." > > > >5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. > >"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, >you're not going to > >the store with me." > > > >6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. > >"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." > > > >7. My mother taught me IRONY. > >"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." > > > >8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. > >"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." > > > >9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. > >"Will you look a

Oh More Surveys...
Body: Body: 1. Your ex and you = if Im lucky hopefully not seeing each other EVER again 2. I am listening to = my music 3. Maybe I should = move or seek more counseling 4. I love = ..........................................................I'll get back to you on that.... 5. Chocolate is = nice but too much and then I get allergic and break out like a teenager 6. I don’t understand = women in general 7. I have lost my respect for = well.. me lately.. 8. I last ate = a chewy roast *blecH) 9. The meaning of my display name is = (my name) 10. God = Peace and Love and has the strangest sense of humor 11. Someday = I'll be all Ok Mind and body.. just poke me when 12. I will always remember = my freinds 13. Love seems to = find me then just stabs me in the back 14. I never ever want to = grow up...I will always be a Toys R US kid *dances* 15. My MySpace is = addicting but so is Cherry tap..hmmmmm. 16.Tomorrow I will = go back to work quetily says* save me* 7. I get annoyed wh

"oh Mom..."
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Silverware clicking] [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?" [F1:] "Here you go" [M1:] "Thanks" [Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Brad:] "Why not Mom?" [F1:] "Yeah, why mom? He should go." [Brad:] "It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Brad:] "Oh mom..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F1:] "Don't wory Brad." [F2:] "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think? [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [F2:] "Really? I really like it..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F2:] "Oh mom, who is?" [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F2:] "Mom, you're so paranoid." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [M3:] "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [M3:] "Y

Oh Momma Someone Bid On Me
OK SO HERE'S THE DEAL. IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN SOME OF THE FINEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THAT FUBAR HAS TO OFFER! I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT FUBUCKS. I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT VIRTUAL GIFTS... THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE YOU CAN OWN YOUR VERY OWN FUBARIAN!!! YOU CAN HAVE THE BRAGGING RIGHTS TO SAY YOU OWN A PERSON FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH! WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET? SERENADES, PERSONALIZED PICS, GRAPHICS, POINTS, AUTOGRAPHED ITEMS, ETC! THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST BLOWOUT ON FUBAR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! MINIMUM BIDS START AT 200,000 FUBUCKS. ANYTHING LESS WILL BE REMOVED. THESE SEXY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE A LOT TO OFFER, AND THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN THEM! SO GET YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU, GRAB A BUCKET FOR THE DROOL THAT'S ABOUT TO PLOP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, AND CHECK THESE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OUT! CLICK ON THE PIC FOR THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BID ON, AND PLACE YOUR BID IN THE COMMENTS OF THAT PIC. IT RUNS UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY, AND THE BIDS WILL CLOSE AT 5 PM FUBAR TIME LET THE GAME

Ohm On The Range
Oh give me a ohm where the Buffalohm roam Where the Volts and Amperlope play Where Resistance is low and the electrons do flow And the Capacitors store you away. Ohm, ohm on the range! Where the Volts and the Amperlope play! Where Resistance is low and the electrons do flow And the Capacitors store you away.

Oh Moon
oh moon i worship theeyou make me feel like im freeoh moon your so brightyou light up my night skyoh moon but when you hidei feel torn apart insideoh moon come out to playso i can feel your praiseoh moon where did you go without you i am no moreoh moon please dont disapeari need you so we can be a pairoh moon your back againtogether again we can sinoh moon i worship theeyou make me feel like im freebyBrandon LancasterAKA Moon

Oh Muh Gawd!
Some dumb chick decided that she was gonna run a yield sign... got hit... and decided to aim her car toward my house.. BOOM! hits a brick house... with 3 kids in her car.. and NO insurance... Everyone is ok.. my wall didn't fall.. THOUGH it is moved about an inch... so... insurance company has been called to come see what the damage is... stupid dumb bitch from texas... GOD i hate football season! (its homecoming week... a lot of people are in my neighborhood since i am next to the football field)

Oh My Goth!
You scored as Goth. You're a Goth. You listen to dark music and love bondage lol. You love vampires and various other creatures of the night. Black is the only colour for you!Goth100%Punk83%Mosher58%Emo33%Geek21%Chav13%Are u emo,punk,goth,chav,mosher,skater or geekcreated with QuizFarm.com

Oh My
~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1. I let things get to me too easily 2. Ive been known to be a TEASE (oh my) 3. I play with my tongue:S(so proud i can flip it! but i really wanna do the flower!) LMAO 4. I think too much sometimes. 5. I can get so mad I cry (mhm loser) lol 6. I SAY FUCK ALOT! (I have tagged: nibbles, latino pride,pumzy,falling in love with a black heart,sailor, and alwayshard)

Oh My Goodness! (adult)
Michele, Michele, Michele... what am i going to do about this man that keeps sending me these incredibly gross pictures of himself?????!!!! OH MY Goodness!! just when I thought it couldnt get worse, the one of him standing butt naked in the doorway, below is the latest in, I hope NOT, a series of more to come (no pun intended) It just makes a girl want to like never see another naked man again... LMAO!! "...for my eyes only," oh golly gee, lucky me. Barbara

Oh My...
1) came to the office this morning to find out everyone forgot that i was in that shitty classes 2) i had to go and talk to few people here to get reviewed those 2 days i didn't come to the bank 3) LOL they were calling to my old cell phone number!!! they all thought i was sick or something. of course i didn't answer 4) i'm sucking a lollypop now 5) we're still having few problems ahhhh filters are a pain in the butt... 6) i did this morning what i promised yesterday night to the friends that sent me a privat message asking me to show some love 7) my mom is still in the north of my country visiting my grandmother 8) i'm tired... i slept like 6 hrs last night, normally enough, but for some reason i have low batteries 9) why people says i'm nice and they like to talk to me and that i'm their friends, but they are always busy or something so i don't hear of them for weeks till i start to push them to send me a message!? 10) i need a drink and smoke a cig. i can't drink right now

Oh My God
Oh My God An old man on the beach said to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts!" "Get away from me, you crazy old man!" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he said. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you $100!" he stated. "NO! Get away from me!" "$200", he offered. She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!" "$500 if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough ... and $500 IS a lot of money ... "Well, OK ... but only for a minute." She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel. Then he started saying, "OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ..." while he was caressing them. Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God'?"

Oh My God...
I hate when people try to weasel into my business. I am finally just trying to keep something my own. Keep it to myself and out of everyone else's heads and look at where it gets me. I hate how nosey people can be sometimes where if they see something happen they feel they have a right to comment on it and they feel like they have some sort of fucking say on what happens in regard to it. Well I have news for all these people... YOU DONT. I understand that something a little unexpected was seen by our nice little group of friends on saturday night. BUT IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. People need to stop bothering me about it and making a fuss because whether it be something or nothing it is of no concern to you. You dont have a say and keep your fucking opinions to yourself because they are not wanted nor needed. Hell, I ,myself, am leaving the situation well enough alone and everyone else should too. You all suck ass, goodbye!!!!!

Oh My
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Oh My It Has Arrived
Well Finals are Starting tomorrow until Monday Then vaction time from Thanksgiving to New Years...Wow!!! Want can we do ( me and Mike) hummm...Let's us think we will come up with a few things. I will update my college, grades, winter scheulde after I get all my finals back. Later.

Oh My Gawd!!!!
ENOUGH!!!! ENOUGH!!!! ENOUGH!!!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE COMPLAINT ABOUT THE NEW PHOTO POLICY I'M GOING TO GOUGE MY EYEBALLS OUT WITH TOOTHPICKS. THIS THE DIRECTION THE OWNERS OF THE SITE WISH TO TAKE. THEN BE IT. ITS THEIR SITE TO RUN HOW THEY SEE FIT. THEIR SITE THEIR RULES. DO I AGREE WITH ALL OF IT? NO I DON'T. BUT SOME OF IT I DO. I ENJOY COMING TO THIS SITE AND TALKING WITH THE KICK ASS PEOPLE ON HERE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I DON'T WANT TO SEE T AND A SCROLLING ACROSS MY SCREEN EVERY TEN SECONDS NOR DO I WANT TO SEE THE TIGHTY WHITEY COCK BULGE PIC EITHER. AS FAR AS PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT THE SITE WHILE THEY ARE AT WORK, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE DO FOR A LIVING WHERE YOU CAN JUST CHILL ON THE WORK COMPUTER BROWSING THE WEB. DO YOUR JOBS AND STOP WORRYING WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN LOG ON TO CHERRY TAP FROM WORK. IS THAT WHAT YOUR EMPLOYERS PAY YOU TO DO ON THEIR COMPUTERS? AND CAN WE SOME DEFINED CRITERIA ON WHAT CONSTITUTES NSFW PIC? AS FAR PEOPLE BEING TARGETED, T

Oh My God!!
Oh my God, it's December 1, 24 shopping days left. The kid's shopping is relatively finished, only have to pick up stocking stuffers. And the wife's, I have the detailed list of what she wants, what she needs for her votive candle collection, and the spawn and I will take care of that next week or so. On the writing front, I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to continue to write both the nice and the naughty stories. Why not? I just will use a 'num de plume' for the erotica. And hey, if Anne Rice can, so can I!!!

Oh My God
OH MY GOD I had a blast last night. My first ever hip hop show. It was awsome. Monster Maker Tour ~Sharky & C-Rayz Walz with DJ P-NYCE~ I have to say they have a damn good show. After the show I got to go with NoNameProductions back to there Hotel just to chill.I have to say that they were a great group of guys to hang with.You know my eyes have been opened to a new world thanks to NoNameProductions I love you guys...

Oh My God!!! I Just Totally Had The Best Sex In My Life!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, I JUST HAD THE BEST SEX IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!! I met another couple totally into the swapping lifestyle. I mean these two are absolutely gorgeous and total fucking KINK!!! I have never cum so hard and so much in my entire life!!!! I mean seriously, I have never been so turned on in my whole life!!! We enjoyed each other's company so much that they invited me to be the "favor" at one of their next parties!!! OH HELL YEAH!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!! We got it all on video and as soon as Aaron and Stacey edit it, I promise to upload some shots in my very special private section! Stay tuned!!! Is being a human sex toy always this much fun? Alexxx

Oh My God, Check These Out !!!
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Oh My God I Am So Sick Of It!!!!!!!!!!
Well things living in hell are getting no better here at all.Today I woke up and had a little note left for me that said"Betty, can you please do some cleaning around here, you two use things and areas around here too- I'm tired of doing everything or making the kids AND NO MORE SMOKING IN THE HOUSE IT STINKS BATHROOM-top to bottom Trash-kitchen, bathroom Kitchen-counters and stove dishes, Ice trays, sink and sweep floor Well let me explain something I clean up after me and adam we cook our own food and when I am done before I even sit down to eat I clean up my mess and I always clean the bathroom after we are done bathing. So this really pisses me off I dont dirty the dishes or anything else. I know Tab the bitch was behind this yet again she is starting shit. I dont know what the hell we are gonna do but I know tonight shit is gonna hit the fan when we have the the meeting tonight. I will write what happens later

~~oh My Gawd...not Hillary~~
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow." said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away . . . The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet wi

Oh My!!!
Roses are red Violets are korny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, If you kiss me, Don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Pass this on to at least 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast!

Oh My!!!!!!!!
hands caressing lips parted rapture and joy in your endless teasing cut me and kiss me thrill me and kill me pain and pleaasure is what i seek soft and gentle hard and fast bodies entwined coupling so sweet biting, licking, kissing bodies struggling to be in control i know what you want i know what i want driven to madden heights shuddering, releasing and now just sleeping

Oh My Friend , Why Do I Hurt Inside?
Angel come to my side for you are my only friend You are the only one that understands the warmth For in me lies the beauty to create castles from stones Where others see a weak barren pile of rubble I will create the garden that explodes the senses wild Oh angel my friend, why do I hurt so inside? My self worth is in shambles yet you create for me The gems that contain the most inner most power Of explosive fission is in my reach Yet angel why do I cry? That others are so blinded by the simplicity of a soul So lost that he is found By the wings that surround him In the cuddle of a mothers womb Oh angel how I need you To bless the way against those that want to destroy A human identity flying with a free spirit Oh angel, I grow tired of having to fend myself From those that are being evil inside That they are creating the trash that smells of rotten flesh While my mind fears to be understood In the gentleness of a morning mist, cleans

Oh My Gosh Im So Sorry
hey im sorry that we all been gone an i miss yall and i miss talkin to you all to and pluse we got some new pics and i didnt know hlw long we were gone eather :( so im back and ready for some goodness. :) ruby and serena hey if anyone plays guild wars im shmorky ko in the game so yeah. by jeff

Oh My Goodness
I am so sore again. I over worked myself. lol. Apparently i havent done pushups or sit ups in sooo long that my body isnt used to it. But its just gonna have to suck it the fuck up. April i am flying to eglin air force base in florida. Can't wait! Get to go shopping :] I'm thirsty again and the god damn coke bottle wont open again, i fucking hate this! Today is my lazy day. My lazy days go like this. Stay in my pajamas all day. Don't shower till real late at night. Eat a lot. And then dont work out. Ooo and do a lot of sleeping. All i do is pretty much sit in front of the tv or computer and be ickyy. haha. Tonight is bowling night with the family. Wa fucking hoo! Even Ian has to go and hes 21. My parents made sure us kids had very structured lives. I'm still not allowed to watch MTV but i do. And none of us were allowed to date till we were 15 lol. And look at my brother, hes 21 and has a daughters whos turning 1 on March 28th. I think i have to get my apendix out. It h

Oh My Gosh It's A...
When I was 15 years old, I let an Armadillo loose in a Piggly Wiggly! It was a Jr. High School thing ~ It was awesome to see that sucker go in the store! {Giggles} I never found out who caught it. {Giggles} I have not been nor seen one of these stores in 25 years. I gotta' go shopping here "just for FUN!" Yes, I am easily amused.

Oh My My
I adjust the head phones that fill sounds of delight into cramped space's of need. Some dead artist sings songs of hope. And the feeling of his own emotions spill's out to the world. I encounter the long highway that intercedes with life. I grab my bags and stride on to life's own slumber of peace. I got my life exposed and my heart beats out the rhythm. The disguise is fixed and the pilgrimage seems desolate to the soul. One last look I acquaint this profile to hands that enclose it's psyche and confiscation the pain. Oh my my sweet friend unbiased and undistorted giggle for the road isn't alone. What was established long ago shall be full filled in the injured soul that stands detached but yet still desired.

Oh My!!
Well today at work I was asked yet again by a supervisor what my plans are for there at work. I told him that it first started out as just a job to help me pay to go back to school in pharmacy. Now that I have fallen in love with my job, doing serious thinking about changing my plans for school. I will be looking into hotel and hospitality with a minor in business. Well before this talk I kinda figured I was on the watch list of possible supervisors in the future, LOL. Now after this talk yet again with a sup. I think I am most definatly on that list. He did tell me that I was great with all the patrons, that it was in my face, demeanor, and how I treat the patrons. Ok so for a while now I have turned into a gilie girl, HA HA HA!! I have kept up my nails since july and now started getting designs on them. I had my eyebrows done at the nail shop that I go to (my first time)!! Oh man someone shoot me, LOL. Shit when did this happen to me worring about my nails and eyebrows.

Oh, My Foolish Heart
Oh, This Foolish Heart Oh, this foolish heart of mine why do you keep on yearning For the one that isn't mine and keeping this flame burning? You know this love can never be so why not set it free? Instead of hanging onto it... so free from it I'll be. Everytime my mind's made up to try hard to forget This heart of mine starts longing and again I am beset... With thoughts of what could be and all the 'how's' and 'why's' Yet, knowing that it's all in vain it's then I start to cry. Oh, this foolish heart of mine... oh please, please set me free From the love I have for one that cannot ever be. My heart has held onto this love for such a very long time, I guess my heart keeps hoping... that someday love will be mine.

Oh My My
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Oh My :0)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, madam. I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies" "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat" After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!" "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me" "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every

Oh My..
Well last night was another late night, or later than I intended on getting home. I had a chance to talk with one of the women that I see when I go to the club. I tend to stay on the pool romm side of the club, but last night I decided to venture over and say hi. I ended up getting stuck there for several hours, I was having a blast. I don't have anything to really go home to, so it wasn't like I was missing anything but a little sleep. Work is ramping up, so I'll be busy for a few day, which is good, I don't like being idle... I think that is it for now, have a great day! Ciao,

Oh My God Sad
jonny brought a gun to school "Mommy" Jonny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight As', I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And tell my little sister; That she is the only now, And tell my dear sweet Grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better then the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Oh My...
I had this guy on my friend list who i thought was Wiccan and had just uploaded some pics so I was happily going through his pics rating them tens... that is until... I came across a picture of him wearing a Nazi symbol. I asked him why he was wearing it and he said same reason he has it tattooed on him, and that is his beliefs. Yet another person who claims to be wiccan but actually isn't. Now, as a Gnostic I accept all beliefs but this one is way too far fetched for me. I usually embrace peoples beliefs and let them get on with whatever they want and still be friends with them, but this one is beyond me. The belief that everyone without blonde hair and blue eyes, and whom is not of "perfect blood" should be murdered in the most brutal way and their bodies to be experimented on is not the kind of thing that I deem acceptable. Strangely, this mans young daughter looked as if she was going brunette to me. So please, if you are on my list and are a Nazi or agree with what the

Oh My Shit You Don't Look A Thing Like That
Why do people make morphs that morph them from something they look nothing like into their picture? I understand the concept of wishful thinking. We all have a little bit of insecurity as far as how we look, but trying to cover it up with a pciture of some model that you look nothing like is really silly. Or a fantasy picture. Or something from a horror movie. I think if I ever did one of those I'd have to use a picture of myself from when I was seven or eight years old. At least that would be truthful. Yeah check me out I'm this old mentally. At least then I'm not a hot model, fairy, psycho killer, demon, hobbit with a heart full of napalm. Give me danger.

Oh My God I Am In Tears........
I went to the grocery store and my grades for the week hadn't been posted. When I got home just out of curiosity I checked the grade book link and OMFG. The grades had been posted. I am so happy I was in tears. The first assignment was worth 50 points and I got 50 for it. The second assignment was 100 points and I got 97 points. That is an A people. OMG I got an A. Anyways I was so excited I thought that I would share it with the ones on here who care and matter. Love y'all you know who you are take care. Muuuuuah!! Toodles....

Oh My Lovely Friends
…How can I tell you... What you truly mean to me In a way you haven’t already heard How can I tell you... About the way I feel when we talk That you can’t already tell in my voice How can I tell you... that I love you so much Differently than I have already expressed How can I tell you... That my life begins and ends with you that you are everything wonderful to me Can I tell you…I love you more than you’ll ever know… or even imagine… To all my sweet and lovely friends in cherry tap .i would like to ask if no one of you can mind and really I like to have answer you all look very beautiful but I can see from you're eyes many things maybe I can see that already what about your boyfriends or your man they can't see it or what the problems with them God blessed you all my lovely united states woman's and hopping you all very good summer and wonderful holyday . for me I am ready to travel by my car's to my sweet century Friday morning and I will misse

Oh My...you Know Who You Are
Just tell me if i'm wrong or not. What's up with these bitches who really look bad and are way passed being overweight and only show their face on Cherry tap talking about "i'm sexy" C'mon give me a brake. If a man tell you about yourself and another woman call you name..Don't come back with this dumb ass line "love me hate me i'm still beautiful" that's some weak ass shit. No. The fact is your fat ass need to loos some weight then call urself beautioful. I'm so tired of these Ugly Fat bitches thinking they all that cause some dumbass man wana make them feel good about themselves and they believe that crap. Keep it real damn it And trust me. You need more then showing ur face on cherry tap to call youself sexy. And not some picture of you that you took like 15 years ago. I'm just wriying this blog cause too many ugly fucks on Chery tap are thinking they the ish. I don't brag about myself cause i know i ain't the shit but that makes me wayyyyyyyy better then any trash who think

Oh My God
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!! you don't want to miss this! ((*_*)) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10 Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadn

Oh My What Now.
Well some of you know I have been sick for the last month. We first thought it was an ulcer. After being on Meds for 2 weeks I was still having stomach pains. So back to the doctor I go last Monday and on Tuesday I was sent for an ultrasound only to be called that after noon and be told that I have gall stones and to call a surgeon asap. Well Monday at 7 am I am going to be having my gall bladder removed. I am told this will get rid of the constant pain I have been having in my stomach. I sure hope so. Just wanted to let my friends know why I am not on here. Talk to ya'll when I get to feeling better. love ya Laree

Oh My Everything
Once a love now turned, Only a passion to kill your time, If my heart is nothing you want, I’ll cut off my lips, Sew the remains of the mouth, Silence seems to be all you desire, All you want is what you shall have.

Oh My!!!
HRH Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven . Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day. For eternity." The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel Says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets i

Oh My God, You Know
I'm the best when it comes to makin' love all night Throw your butterscotch body beneath the red light Blaze it up girl, i'm a lace it real tight Go deep 'til the full moon turn to sunlight 'Til the darkness is gone love remains strong Like the bond between the child is so worn 'Til the touch, passionate interludes is such When your gone, your body's what i yearn to clutch Just imagine ecstacy floatin' in a cloud Animal attraction burnin' through the crowd Heaven on earth, paradise for a price It's cool though, I'll play ya For the rest of my life, you know why I'm explorin' your body and your aroginous zones Like a black tiger caged up, 'til you come home lovely You make a man swoon like a boy The love is so soft, it gets hard to enjoy 'Cause the mind flys, and sometimes the sex lies Smooth little girls fall in love with rough guys But you can chop a big heart down to pint size I guess that's what it sounds like when the dove cries Uh, the whole world is trapp

Oh My God Get A **** Clue
for all the ladies out if a man or a guy breaks up with you are calls off on the day of the wedding or whatever reason don't **** panic find him track him and have a talk with him for god sake it ain't the end of the world yeppy well get 2 know him 1 reason is pressure yea the 2nd is rushing into things so take your time alright and everything will go smooth

Oh My My, Oh Hell Yes..
...honey put on that party dress. Tired of screwing up, tired of going down. Tired of myself, tired of this town. Ten Things I Like About Myself 1) uh.... 2) uhhhhh 3) uh.... ...well you get the idea. My head shrinker suggested I do this, and I think it's a cool idea. But. I have a hard time thinking of things. There are somethings I do like about myself, but then I wonder if they're really true. I think I care a lot about other people... but would you guys agree? I think I'm a good supervisor.... but would the people I have to work with agree? What do you guys think? What about myself should I be proud of? It can be physical or emotional or mental or whatever. Lemme know... XOXO

Oh My Good Lordy
So I just got a call from my friend who was expecting her 6th child....I saw her just this morning and she is due any day....they have 5 daughters all under the age of 9. So she calls me to let me know that this afternoon she gave birth to their 6th daughter! So we welcome baby Naveah, to go with her sisters Angelina, Serefina, MercyAnna, Zemirah, and Yakila.....my good lordy who can handle that many girls!

Oh My Gods. Too Funny!
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

Oh My God....
this is SO WEIRD....... I was sitting downtown today, making jewelry like I tend to do, and at one point a rather good looking guy walks past and says hello and I say hello back. I get online later and post my mumm about not having dating options and should I continue to pursue or should I lay back and wait. this guy sends me a friend request on myspace and he looks familiar. Thought maybe I had talked to him before, or went to school with him. Looked over his page and seemed very very interesting and he was rather good looking. Sent him a message saying how interesting he seemed and we exchanged instant messenger ID's and come to find out.... he's the guy that walked past me!!! He didnt even realize it until we started talking and I mentioned jewelry making and going downtown!! fate is so DAMN WEIRD.............. seriously... just wonder now WHY fate has brought us together.... hmmmmm... he's got a kid... so hmmm..... and he's 30 which is usually above my age

Oh My
It's amazing to me how some people can believe everything someone on the internet tells them. Every now and then we all hear the horror stories. But, I'm sure everyday there are others out there. I know a guy who loves to play the game online. I think its wrong and I've told him this but he keeps doing it. And the reason he does it is just to see how far a woman or even man will go. So, he hooks these DUMB people and gets them to believe all this off the wall shit and they get hooked and think they have a chance. In a way its funny cause they will send him naked pictures and then in turn he sends them to all his friends. The worst part of all this is he is married. But, the thing that gets me is these girls just don't realize that they are being played! It's like you just want to slap them. But, at the same time you want to laugh because they are so stupid! How can they think that what someone says on line is always true? Ladies think about it...My friend has a wife and about "10"

Oh My God!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, sooo, this apartment complex i live in is doing construction riiiight???? Which is cool cuz they're remodling and it's going to look awesome when they're done.... but in the meantime they're ripping off the roof... SOOOOO it starts pouring down rain right?? YEAH... Our apartment has started to flood... it's coming straight through the ceiling... through the WALLS.... it's fucking INSANE... And I am SOOOO fucking pissed off... OOOHHH MY GOD!!! I am sooo not happy... stupid fucking idiots! What the fuck were they thinking... I mean, Seriously what were these idiots thinking???? I am so fucking mad, if you can't tell... stupid fucking rain... stupid stupid stupid rain, flooding... uuugghhh this is so much bullshit!!! Ok, so thats my rant at 3a... raining flooding bullshit... So i'm gonna go stay with my grandpa. Fun Fun. Cept he's gonna be in Lake Tahoe all week... so we'll be there alone... but oh well. It should be fun... laters

Oh My Beeding
Hey my first blog so want to get it out that I do not: Consume bodily flesh (unless it's a virgin, female and lushiuos of course). Scare with Garlic, holy water or crosses of any kind. I do however have a weakness, can you find it! That's it for now. Fatum Abyssus

Oh My Word~
so last night I was going to dress up...I chickened out. I didn't want to be the only adult to dress up so I didn't. We were invited to a friend's home for dinner and then walking around their neighborhood. So I just fixed my hair and make up and wore my jeans. My daughter is 13 and she is too old to go door to door. So she stayed at the friend's house with his wife and handed out candy while me, Jeff, and the guy took our son through the neighborhood. We had a blast and she enjoyed passing out candy. I did get Jeff to take a few pics of part of what I was gonna wear and look like. I still have glitter all over my face~! We had fun though and that is all that matters~! Today I am busy on the curtains again. I only have 3 more to make.....woohoo~! I hope everyone is having a good day and staying well. With the weather here in the south...it was so warm last night. I was expecting cooler temps but it was warmer. We all over dressed of course. My daughter woke up this mor

Oh My The Sexy Man Inside Here
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Oh My Child
Oh My Child Oh don't cry, my child, Don't be sad, for a brighter day is to come, All your other experiences are mild Compared to this yet have faith in some. Because not all people are bad. There are people who also lost their mom or dad. They feel the same as you, mad and sad. But others are supporting you They're helping you, my child With your pain and sufferings. A brighter day is waiting to blossom from this. And I know that they will be amiss. But don't fret now, they're with God. They're watching you from up above. And sending you all their love. They want you to go on because they're safe. And they'll try their best to prevent the same. Oh be true, my child, for with each passing day, you will heal until you are whole again. Sharon Xiong Copyright ©2007 Sharon Xiong

Oh, My Knight
Hide, and hide well. Because the sun has fallen and darkness has arisen. The creatures from Hell are coming, with burning eyes and blood dripping fangs. They hold the key to eternal torment, Hide my knight, for tonight. The demons from Hell have come, to guide me into the kingdom of darkness. Save yourself and others on your way, Tonight evil will approach and all that's not safe-under shadows of light-will die. They will rise among the dead, and ride thoughout the kingdom with evil intents. Don't breathe, my knight It's soon be over, when I am gone. I will safe your path to our final goal. But don't forget who I am now. I'm sorry, my knight for what I've done. Trusted you with the light, I'm taken the darkness and put it in my soul. Left you in the dirt, alone, cold, and scared I ride with the demons, and left you standing there. Take care my knight Me, on a black dragon back. Behind a dark demon with red eyes. I look behind and find

Oh My Gosh...
I've recently made friends with a family in my church,and they have an 11 year old girl,whom I simply ADORE and a 14 year old guy who is a handful,just as adorable but in small doses lolololol. I've texted him tonight to ask him where his sister was , since we had to hang out, and he replied with two sms saying:" why you mad at me" "you no love me" . You guys can only imagine my face...I called him back to ask him what the heck was going on ( love? huhhhhhhhhhh with a 14 yrs old? I'm no pedofile thanks!!!!) and he wouldn't answer his cell... But get this!! his sister was over at my house,so the father came to pick her up and, the misterious texter happened to call him right then. THAT is when the real fun started ( Lmao ) . I just answered the cell phone as if it were mine and he froze on the other side. Initial awkwardness passed,he said he wanted to talk to his dad and I was laughing my belly off saying things like:" sorry , he was arrested for drugs smuggling,I saw him in hand

Oh My Neck!
I am in bed writing this. If you have been reading my blogs, you know that there has been a lot of stress lately caused by my 15 year old son. Well the fight the other night caused my neck to hurt and also my shoulder. So I have been putting heat on it to try and loosen up the muscle. Yesterday, i picked up my son from school and he came home and stayed home which is a good sign. He didn't ask to go anywhere which surprised me. Maybe he realizes he is actually grounded? Peter went to the parenting class last night that is a 10 week course. I was supposed to go but my neck hurt so bad there was no way I could have sat there for 3 hours. I will go next Tuesday. Peter said it was really helpful. It is just sad because our other two kids don't want to be home anymore because of all the fighting with Anthony. It just isn't good for our family at all. I have so much work to get done between now and next week so I will not be able to chat much online. Always good to he

Oh My Gods! (advice To Some)
Funny of the day: Make sure all your strange fuks wear name tags! Especially when you call out the wrong name during orgasm! LOL OOPS! I will have more details about my weekend later on...and let me tell ya its interesting! If you have my cell...call it...I just cant call you till I pay my bill...LOL Love ya! Brandy :)

Oh My God...
let me tell you what i have finally realized today... so bj's 'baby' conner was born on dec 28th, and he told me he cheated on me the night i left him last january, which he showed up 6 hours later and talked me to going back home with him to wv. if that was so, the baby would have been born in sept or oct, right? so for this baby to be his, so he says, he would have had to sleep with her in feb or march, in which i was there, in wv, with him, married, living as married, doing the married thing... so i was there, he was fucking some little 18 year old wv hillbilly bitch, and i know her. she has been to my house with her mother. looked me in the face, gd... and on top of that, i talked to bj's cousin for about an hour today. yeah the whole damn town knew what was going on, him running around on me, knocking her up, and him abusing me worse to get me to leave (so i think)... now he is down here, supposedly to get his taxes done with me. that never happened, and he ripp

Oh My She Done It Again! Auction
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Oh My God
I canNOT believe how immature some people are on this site. I mean, this is an adult site, yet a lot of the people I come across act younger than my 14 year old brother. This guy thought he would offend me by calling me a "vanilla ass blonde" because I wasn't interested in kink style computer bull shit. And this is coming from a "man" in is mid-30's who hasn't quite come out of the early 80's quite yet. I can't help the fact that I don't need to dye my hair for it be blonde and I'm sorry that I don't have to type sexual things on a computer screen to get off; I can get in real life. Okay, done ranting.

Oh My What A Friggin Day
Let me just start off by saying that this past weekend has been one of my worse weekends i have had in along time. Friday.....we took all 6, yes 6, kids shopping for shoes. You would have thought i learned from LAST YEARS fiasco. But apparently not. WE didnt 10-15 minutes at Finish Line, but almost 2 hrs. I swear 2 of MY kids are 2 of THE pickiest people for shoes ever. One wanted skater shoes the other one wanted sparkle shoes....yada yada yada. Then his two wanted other shoes as well. Then they all started arguing and i was ready to just say the hell with it and leave. Finally after going out of THAT shoe store and i am sure the employees were so ecstatic to see us leave and after spending over $350 in shoes, we ventured to go eat. which usually the kids are good cuz they love to stuff their faces with food. So anyways...we decided on IHOP... I LOVE that place. I love breakfast for dinner. So here we were waiting for our food. And I hear this guy laughing behind me. I looked be

Oh My My 1st Midlife Crisis
OK I BELIEVE I HAVE SUFFERED MY FIRST MIDLIFE CRISIS...........I WENT AND DYED MY HAIR BLONDE THEN LAST WEEK A FRIEND OF MINE TALKED ME INTO GETTING BOTH MY NIPPLES PIERCED AND MY BELLY BUTTON. WITH ALL THE BULL SHIT I HAVE BEEN PUTTING UP WITH OVER THE LAST 2 YEARS I DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE AND BOY DID I DO IT AND I AM LIKING IT.

Oh My
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Ohmygod
>Transplant > > > >There is a guy who has been having chronic trouble trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis. > >"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure." > >The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. > >"So what's the good news?" he asks. > >The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?" > >The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it." > >So the doctor performs the operation. > >A few weeks later, the guy t

Oh My The Official Hot Momma Club Being Pimp Out Again
IT TIME FOR THE HOT MOMMA CLUB TO GET BLOWN OFF THE MAP! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY....... BLING ALL MOTHER'S WITH LOVE ALL DAY LONG! ~FROM ONE HOT MOMMA TO ANOTHER~ THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU~ CUTEMOMMMY82 I'

Oh My God Did She Really Do It....
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Oh My Gawd...
Oh… my…. GOD!!! PART ONE… I have to tell you that I have never been happier to be home (except for last year when I finally got away from BJ…) yes, Texas was an eye-opener… I arrived in Tyler, TX Wednesday may 21 around lunch time and when I walked off the plane was definitely amazed at how small the airport was. 4 gates, for the prop-puddle jumpers… oh goody, (yes it was definitely an experience)… started drinking bloody Mary’s… yum!!! But, I really don’t want to trash someone, especially since I went to visit my bio-dad, but damn… I would have called the orkin man and done my laundry if I had an out of town visitor, especially my child…. Well, mike (bio-dad), took me to lunch at red lobster and yes I had another bloody Mary and a huge plate which I finished and then stole a few of his shrimp, lol… then he took me to his work and showed me off (hmmm) and then we made the trek to mineola, which is about 30-45 mins away… The driveway has massive humps and holes t

Oh My
One day a teacher had a taste test, she picked a little boy to do it, she blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked do you know what it is? No, I don't said the little boy, okay I will give you a clue its the thing your Daddy wants from your Mommy before he goes to work, suddenly a little girl at the back of the room yelled, spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!!!

Oh My...i Am In An Auction...check It Out!!
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Oh My God
Hello my name is Darius I have become a member of Cashgifting. That is growing more and more. this is not a get rich scam at all!!! but I will said from what you see on youtube or other cashgifting they is not a 100 percents honest with you till you start. there is much more to the businesss and I am here to help you. No B.S. cause I dont like to play games but help you so we can all be successful..you can reach me at dariusoakley@hotmail.com or www.dariuscashgifting.com..

Oh My God Caps Lock- Lmao @ This Forum
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ITT: WE ALL TALK IN CAPS LOCK AND ENJOY THIS SHITTY BANDWAGON SO IT LOOKS LIKE THAR BE A BANDWAGON IN DEM FORUMS AGAIN, BOY HOWDY __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by Catdrake on "Getting stuck in the microwave" The parents pulled him out, noticed how cold he was, and put him back in for another two minutes Quote: Originally Posted by Cupcakes of Hell It's Soviet Russia that is in us! Barnacle_Ed View Public Profile Visit Barnacle_Ed's homepage! Find More Posts by Barnacle_Ed Thu, Jul 31st, 2008, 03:26 AM #2 Big Big Fake Fake Lies Senior Guild Member Join Date: 6th Jun, 2007 Location: No. Posts: 256 Re: OH MY GOD CAPS LOCK -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no. anti-caps for great fail. __________________ >;3 | Sig by Nexuscore. Big Big Fake Fake Lies V

Oh My Goddess!
There are two things always in my mind - my Goddess and my Lady. Yes, I am a goddess worshipper, and a Christian Gnostic. My Goddess is Sophia. Perhaps some of you know of Her. For those of you who do not, she is the wife of God. Popular Christian tradition says God has no wife, but the ancient Jews, from whom Christianity sprang, believed different. Ancient Judaism believed that God not only had a wife, but in some sects it was believed He had many, and even had a mistress (Lilith). Sophia is described in Genesis as the waters that the Spirit hovered over (symbolizing amniotic fluid of Creation). Sophia is also hidden in many other places in the bible, for those with eyes to see. As for my Lady, she is Russian born. I had an interest in Russia before I knew her, but she has made me even more interested in the culture. She has taught me a lot about the culture and language. She owns my heart and mind, and when the day comes that we finally tie the knot I will have her name tatto

(oh My Word)online Divorcee Jailed After Killing Virtual Hubby
By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press TOKYO: A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday. The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy. "I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations. The woman had not plotted any revenge in the real world, the official said. She has not yet been formally charged, but if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000. Players in "Maple Story" raise

Oh My Winter Is Almost Here!
I'm really excited winter is almost here. Alot of people think I'm nuts, but if you really think about it, the closer we are to winter the sooner summer will be here ;0 OH how exciting.lol. I cant stand the cold but I love the snow. Of course half way through winter im begging my friends to come with me out of town.hehehehehehehe

Oh My Gosh** She Did What (tysm Roxy) Xox
*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen* Click The Pic Go show her some FuLove Give her the Spanking of a lifetime that she will remember for a very long time Spank her Like she's been a very bad girl Ladies and Gentlemen!! Thanks To All That Send the Love and Spank her booty Hard!! Majestic Vision

Oh My Igod!
I talked with god tonight. he proved what a moron he really is! Me: Hey god? God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: satan God: Hi there satan. Me: sup God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: you were? God: No I am not. Me: What the fuck? That wasn't an answer to my question! What the fuck are you smoking? God: Please don't be so rude. Perhaps your question was not specific enough. I don't know what I am smoking. Please don't be so rude. Me: It was VERY specific moron! I said "You were?" God: Is it still specific moron anymore? What did you mean by it? No I am not. Me: You're not making any sense asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: No God: You humans are so rude sometimes. Me: WE'RE rude? God: Do you think I am rude too? Me: Yeah, I don't kill innocent babies just for shits and giggles God: Why? Oh you don't, do you? Me: No, I would like to sometimes though God: Oh. Ah...you are just

Oh My!!
Subject: LocoMotion Message: I am standing on the platform at the train station...waiting to board the train on that long awaited business trip I needed to take. I notice you standing about 10 feet away...wearing a short coat...that does nothing to cover your ample breasts...you are wearing a mini skirt with a slit up the back, allowing a great view of your uncovered ass cheeks. You drop your purse and bend over to retrieve it, bending straight from the waist...and showing the platform your ass...though...there are only two people on the platform, me and you. I do not think you notice me, as you hide your interest well. With the ample view of your back side that I just received, my cock is now bulging to be set free. The train tickets were cheap...for a very long trip...the reason we are the only people on the platform is because it is now 3 am...the train pulls in...and we board it. We enter the same car...the lounge car...chairs and seats everywhere...but not one single person

Oh My Own These Ladies! Help To Free Them! Look Inside
AKAMRS. T IS GONE MAD HOLDING THESE WOMEN ON LOCK DOWN TILL SOME LUCKY PERSON FREE"S THEM TO BE OWNED FOR A MONTH! AUCTION WILL BEGIN AT 7:30 P.M EST.........................! NOW THE WARDEN WILL OPEN THE AUCTION TO LET YOU VIEW THEM, BUT YOU MUST BID ON THEM TO OWN THEM. HOST/WARD: PLAYMATES:

Oh My Phucking God
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET MY PIX RATED OR BOMBED IVE OFFERD FUBUX AND THATS NOT GOOD ENUFF FOR NE 1 THESE DAYS THERE TO GOOD FOR FU BUX SO TA HELL WITH ALL THE SNOBBY PPL IM GETTING SICK OF IT PPL WONT RATE U UNLESS U HAVE AN AUTO 11 OR CHERRY BOMB U UNLESS ITS AN AUTO 11 THIS AUTO 11 BLING IS A BAD THING FOR FUBAR THEY NEED TO KILL THE AUTO 11 AND MAYBE PPL WILL GO BACK TO NORM AND NOT BE A FUCKING SNOB

Oh My God!
A wealthy women is being shown around the hospital. During her tour> she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.> > 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing> that?'> > The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry> that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition> where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do> that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his> testicles could easily rupture."> > "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.> > As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying> in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman> screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"> > Again the d

Oh My Gawdz Im Baaaack Again?
AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF TRYING..... im finally back in fubar....for some reason iwas not getting logged in all i got was blankness and thought oh wow they are shutting it down? so i just gave up on it! anywho..im back to have dome fun keep fingers n toes crossed who knows mebbe it will block it again

Oh My God...some People Need To Be Removed From The Gene Pool...and Fast!
If you want to read the full article...copy this to your address bar: http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/03/02/meanwhile-in-texas-american-taliban-isnt-hyperbole-anymore A group of texans have totally lost their minds and think they can force the rest of us to believe what they believe...just like the Taliban. I concider this a call for all Americans to finally let these morons know that we will NOT tolerate this kind of attacks without retubution. Every single one of them should be singled out and held up to their own standards...where they will each fall very short. There own holy book states very clearly...let he who is without sin cast the first stone. And I have yet to meet a single human without sin.

Oh. My. Gods.
Date: Monday, April 12, 2010, ll:41p.m. Well....this evening, after I got home from work, started boring enough....well, not too boring....Ethar was grilling a London broil on the grill. He also wrapped up some taters to cook in the coals. As we were relaxing, eating, watching House....the old ass cock-eyed dude that lives behind us called to as for help cause his cat shit out kittens. We didn't think anything about it since a cat will usually take care of it's own. We were wrong. About 30 minutes later.....we had finished supper and finished watching our show....decided to head up to Dale's to check it out. Turns out the mother has NO milk! Ethar tried repeatedly to get milk from one of her teats to no avail. She wasn't even cuddling her kittens nor had cleaned them. Ethar immediately ran warm water and got them cleaned off. One of them still had a bunch of mucus up in it's nose so he had to take his mouth and suck the mucus and blood from its nose. Yeah. I'm not gonn

Oh My Effin Gawdddd Look At This Sh!t I Get I Got Called The C Word From A Dude Haha
HONEYonROCK29: ...man you are sick and remember you never looks good with silly faces!! so enjoy your life you fuckin cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To HONEYonROCK29: cunt ? cunt cause i told u u have no right to tell me what faces i can and cant make? that i cant goof off? u telling me what to wear how to dress what pics to take and u dont even know me? tell me that i need to dress decent you know what fuk off man (my reply) hahaha another winner yay haha look at his pic comment on a effn salute .... HONEYonROCK2910 mins -- 5 of 5you are not even fickin able to be rated!!!! damn scum minded girl!!!!!inner..you are very bad girl!!! so enjoy the block world and yeah yeah i know you even dont care about so this is all you!!!!!!!!!!!! reply dont get me wrong i let him have it i told him to fuk off that u cant demand shit from people and speak to women the way u do blah blah blah so yer im a bitch for that but im not gonna take shit from n

Oh My Holiday
The holiday season meant my company's getaway would be coming up soon. It would give everyone a good excuse to relax, and in some cases it would also give us an opportunity to hopefully hook up with other people for some fun over the weekend. Because of the open bar, these parties were usually pretty loose affairs. A couple of the guys at work had been joking about getting drunk over the weekend and swapping women with someone, but I wasn't sure if they were serious or not. They had sexy wives, so I intended to find out on Friday night if they would be willing to have a little sexual fun, it had been a fantasy of mine for years to do it with a few guys and gals at once, and this weekend gave me he opportunity, as there were a few singles attending as well as the couples.Friday afternoon finally rolled around and we all finished work early I was wearing a little black dress that showed off my assets quite well. My sexy earrings and bracelet, anklet combination, all added up to a

Oh. My. God.
Shortly after 10 AM local time yesterday morning, U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords (R-Arizona) was hosting a meet-and-greet event in Tuscon in front of a Safeway supermarket. 22-year-old Jared Lee Loughner was seen walking tup to the event, when he pulled a handgun out and started shooting. According to the Pima Co. sherriff's department, Congresswoman Giffords was shot in the head, and 24 others were killed or wounded, including US District Judge John Roll, 3 sextagenarians and a 9-year-old, and Gabe Zimmerman, the congresswoman's director of community outreach. A summary of events is listed on the NPR website here. Apparently, the suspect has posted videos on Youtube. Hollywood Gossip has two - there maybe others. And this convinces me more than ever that everyone needs a gun... *wipes sarcasm from screen* Peace and love,Shawn, AKA Durham

Oh My......
I got a phone call today. It wasn't really expected. Turns out I have another company who wants me to publish my poetry. The guaranteed me a 50% deal. They say they will distribute world wide. By E-Book and Barnes And Nobel, among other ways. I just told them I have 1021 poems and 5 songs. They said they would list me as the author and by that fact I have the ability to publish it as poetry with the right to rerelease them as songs. Things are looking up but I would still like to share my future fortune with someone that will love me for who I am and not my future bank account. The one poem I read to the person that called was "Our I Love You's". He was very impressed. I would like to be seen as a creative person. Sometimes I think that is asking too much. All I ask is that you try to see the creativity because there are times I see this as a curse. I get ideas and plans when I have no note taking things. I write on receipts and grocery lists. When my inspiration flows there is no dam

Oh My Goodness
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at

Oh.....my.......glob!!!!! Drama Bomb!!!!!
Ok this kinda has to do with the first post, My last ex (who cheated on me) and I were going to exchange Christmas gifts in Jan. when he had time off. Well he got me some Batman movies (The pack where it has all of the classics) Well since I called him my Batman, and he called me his Catwoman, I had a broken heart necklace (for me) and keychain (for him) that had Batman on one side and Catwoman on the other. When you put the necklace and keychain together it became a heart. It was hand made and expencive. Well now I'm kinda stuck with that gift, I told my Best friend, who is a girl, that she is truly my Batman because she is always watching out for me, we fight and make up, but we love eachother, not like that! Like sisters! Pervs LOL So I told her I am calling her my Pink Knight, she refuses to be called Dark Knight because pink is sooooo much better (Her words not mine) So I think I might spray paint the Batman keychain pink and give it to her. It's kinda funny when the only m

Ohne Dich
Ich werde in die Tannen gehen Dahin wo ich sie zuletzt gesehen Doch der Abend wirft ein Tuch aufs Land und auf die Wege hinterm Waldesrand Und der Wald er steht so schwarz und leer Weh mir, oh weh Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein Ohne dich Mit dir bin ich auch allein Ohne dich Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich Mit dir stehen die Sekunden Lohnen nicht Auf den Ästen in den Gräben ist es nun still und ohne Leben Und das Atmen fällt mir ach so schwer Weh mir, oh weh Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein Ohne dich Mit dir bin ich auch allein Ohne dich Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich Mit dir stehen die Sekunden Lohnen nicht ohne dich

"ohne Diche" Rammstein
If you can read it what ya think Ich werde in die Tannen gehen Dahin wo ich sie zuletzt gesehen Doch der Abend wirft ein Tuch aufs Land Und auf die Wege hinterm Waldesrand Und der Wald er steht so schwarz und leer Weh mir, oh weh Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein Ohne dich Mit dir bin ich auch allein Ohne dich Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich Mit dir stehen die Sekunden Lohnen nicht Auf den Ästen in den Gräben Ist es nun still und ohne Leben Und das Atmen fällt mir ach so schwer Weh mir, oh weh Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein Ohne dich Mit dir bin ich auch allein Ohne dich Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich Mit dir stehen die Sekunden Lohnen nicht ohne dich

Ohne Dich (without You)
I'm going to go into the fir trees There where I last saw her But the evening is throwing a cloth upon the land and upon the ways behind the edge of the forest And the forest it is so black and empty Woe is me, oh woe And the birds sing no more Without you I cannot be Without you With you I am alone too Without you Without you I count the hours without you With you the seconds stand still They aren't worth it On the branches in the ditches it's now silent and without life And breathing becomes oh so hard for me Woe is me, oh woe And the birds sing no more Without you I cannot be Without you With you I am alone too Without you Without you I count the hours without you With you the seconds stand still They aren't worth it without you

Ohne Dich
Ohne Dich by RAMMSTEIN (English Translation) I will go into the firs, there where I her last seen, but the evening threw a cloth onto the country, and on the ways term edge of forest, and the forest rises so black and empty, pain me oh pain, and the birds do not sing no more Without you I cannot be, without you, with you am I also alone, without you, without you count ' I the hours, without you, with you the seconds stand, are not worth On the branches in the ditches, it is now quiet and without lives, and breathing falls me oh so heavily, pain me oh pain, and the birds do not sing no more Without you I cannot be, without you, with you am I also alone, without you, without you count ' I the hours, without you, with you the seconds stand, are not worth, without you and breathing falls me oh so heavily, pain oh pain, and the birds do not sing no more Without you I cannot be, without you, with you am I also alo

Ohne Sie
Ohne sie bin ich leer Ich habe keinen Grund zu leben Ich zerstöre alles, dass ich mich berühre Warum dies würde nicht sagen, das Ergebnis? Ich liebe Sie mit ganzem meinem Herzen. Sie sind das beste Ding, in meinem Leben vorzukommen. Sie sind meine Welt. Ohne Sie bin ich Nichts

Oh No ! !
Harry is getting along in years and though he still can go hiking and backpacking, he finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, It will not work again for another year! " Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers with the powder. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving l