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I get sick of those bullietin posts that start out with.. a real man .. blah blah blah.. oh come on.. Then its.. you don't have the balls to.. blah blah.. HOw about this... A real woman.. She knows that you are you and accepts you. Doesn't try to make you into something you can't be. like turning me into a player.. lol A real woman (jedi mind trick part) .. Is happy with herself. Which is veyr hard to do. She listens to you even when she is busy. She calls you on a whim.. to see if your doing well today. She send you cute little emails and letters about friendship. She actually RETURNS your messages and phone calls.. and not 6 months later. Paris hilton isn't her ROLE MODEL! sHE CAN actually eat a dinner and not whine about the callorie intake. Will buy a man flowers.. Says thankyou for babysitting her kids. Lends you money and doesn't send the mafia .. aka big tony to collect that $10 that you owe her. Gives you a hug even when you smell bad from work. Tells you your sexy when you have a cut or zit on your face. Knows you tried your hardest to go out with her even though she had 6 kids. Yeah you try and make time with 6 kids! Being a mom is hard work! Knows.. that you need your time away and watch the sci-fi channel. knows that you looking at plasma tvs at bestbuy isn't cheating on her. Knows that she's not BARBIE and your not ken.. either. Knowing that you both work hard plans a getaway from everyone. (damn i need a vacation! hahaha) Shows you the same respect that you GIVE her. She is supportive of your dreams and goals no matter how silly they sound to you.. This is important. She also knows.. "does this make me look fat" kinda applies to a man when he's wearing a size 34 pants on a size 38 body! lmao Yet..she says your her sexy man.. When you are out with her.. and some idot keeps bothering her becuase of how she looks.. She says.. EXCUSE ME.. I'm with him.. don't interrupt me.. When I'm finished i'll gladly say hello to you. Don't be rude . Players hate that! lmao A rea; wp,am isn't some shameless FLIRT. Doesn't need attention constantly or she pouts.. She flirts with her MIND .. She is classy not crassy.. She isn't GHETTO LOUD.. wanting to cut a bitch for wearing the same outfit at a club. Your male friends don't think she's an ex hitwoman . She forgives you for being a MAN!. Now thats forgiveness baby! She remembers your birthday.. and doesn't forget it and want to celebrate it 3 weeks later.. She is in love with you.. all your looks, flaws, etc.. Cuz she knows that your the same way. Not because you look good one day and the next your sorry.. lol Will love you until the day she dies.. knows that.. wearing a grill and a white t-shirt.. isn't DRESSING UP! okay!! Knows that seeing her man "clean" is a total turn on! Seeing him get hit on and he holds her hand even tighter says he's not going anywhere! She doesn't ever discuss there sex life with her gf's!! Because some women get jealous and then start going after her man. She doesn't dress like a video hoe! Knowing that those girls have a job and a degree and are just ACTING! lol She's not a DRUNK.. same applies to men.. :P She lets him win need for speed on the ps2 cuz.. well thats love baby! lmao She takes a loss at tekken and doesn't burn the dinner as revenge.. (that happened) lol She takes what her friends say about you with a grain of salt. She ask you.. because you tell her the truth.. and not her friends who drink haterade on a daily basis. lol Somedays she actualy likes to stay home and watch a movie. she knows that she's spoiled because she DESERVES IT. not because how she looks.. it's how she treats her man. Wants a man to be himself. Not some renegade fake ass badboy who will leave her later. Has a variety of music tastes. Not just .. one.. Isn't afraid to say "i'm sorry" Isn't afraid to say "I was wrong" Because its not a sign of weakness to admit that your wrong. It doesnt mean.. Doing a happy dance when your RIGHT either. LMAO When you go out with her. ITs not her goal in life to "show her arse" . She likes your company but a bit of attention from others isn't bad either. She actually wears underwear .. long story about that. lol At the party she impresses others more with her mind as well as her body. (that can get a girl called a b so fast by other girls ) OH.. at the party.. she dosn't throw up gang signs and say.. I'm a mo fo gangsta.. check it biotches! yeah.. u heard me.. (more on that night of shame) lol She knows how to dress for the occasion.. Wearing a dress and highheels to the friggin state fair is OVER DRESSED.. Were going to see cows and pigs for crying out loud! hahaha she doesn't call other women fat.. just you cuz you ate a plate of hot wings.. well.. that was the truth.. lol she doesn't think she can sing when she can't. she has woman and men friends. she's not a stalker.. she doesn't watch that one cable channel.. that is shunned by most men.. kidding Not everything Oprah says is fine with her. She doesn't say.."my man got 2 jobs.. I don't need to work! " lmao she works hard and plays just as hard.. woohoo! gives a massage and likes them too and thats all that i could think of.. :P My sisters are real women.. one does hit like mike tyson.. I don't make her mad often.. lol And a real woman knows a man does cry on occasions.. One of them is.. 80" plasma hd tv.. and watching the game.. yeah i said it.. lol
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