OH MAN I'M TIRED!
>
> A man was sick and tired of going to
> work every day while his wife stayed home.
>
> He wanted her to see what he went
> through so he prayed:
>
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and
> put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know
> what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a
> day. Amen."
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted
> the man's wish.
>
> The next morning, sure enough, the man
> awoke as a woman. -=20
>
> He arose, cooked breakfast for his
> mate,
>
> awakened the kids,
>
> set out their school clothes,
>
> fed them breakfast,
>
> packed their lunches,
>
> drove them to school,
>
> came home and
>
> picked up the dry cleaning,
>
> took it to the cleaners and
>
> stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
>
> went grocery shopping,
>
> then drove home to put away the
> groceries,
>
> paid the bills and
>
> balanced the check book.
>
> He cleaned the cat's litter box and
> bathed the dog.
>
> Then it was already 1P.M. and he
> hurried to make the beds,
>
> do the laundry,
>
> vacuum,
>
> dust, and
>
> sweep and
>
> Mop the kitchen floor.
>
> Ran to the school to pick up the kids
> and
>
> got into an argument with them on the
> way home.
>
> Set out milk and cookies and
>
> got the kids organized to do their
> homework,
>
> then set up the ironing board and
>
> watched TV while he did the ironing.
>
> At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
>
> washing vegetables for salad,
>
> breaded the pork chops and
>
> snapped fresh beans for supper.
>
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
>
> ran the dishwasher,
>
> folded laundry,
>
> bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>
> At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though
> his daily chores weren't finished,
>
> he went to bed where he was expected to
> make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and
> immediately knelt by the bed and said:=20
>
> -"Lord, I don't know what I was
> thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
>
> wife's being able to stay home all day.
> Please, oh! oh! please, let us
>
> trade back."
>
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,
> replied:
>
> "My son, I feel you have learned your
> lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
> You'll just have to wait nine months though. You got pregnant last
> night."
>
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My mother emailed this to me!
Lord only knows why...lmao
