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Null
Null It closes in on me At times like this That feeling of nil Emptiness Solitude It surrounds me Envelops me In its cold caress Crushing me Taking me down deep Into that silent reprieve Of nothing There the ache Is not felt with the body Or mind But the soul That dull longing A need for something But what I yet don’t know

Null/void
for all the bullshit i deal with in life one thing that drives me completely batshit is any religious nut that tries to force their beliefs down my throat and tell me that i'm going to hell for being me. first off, as i have recently just added to my about me section(go re-read it so this will make sense) i don't deal with that bullshit. period. i remember one time when i was still in high school and one of the "born again christian" skate punk kids came up to me and asked me how i could wear metal band shirts and consider myself a christian, or some shit. he started a religious debate with me....i warned him he would loose. he didn't listen. first of all i'm not bragging that he lost. it's just that my dad is a methodist minister. i was raised in a church, i know more about christianity than the average "born again," cuz my dad showed me all sorts of cool things at an early age. and the one thing my dad did teach me about christianity is that true christians don't go

Numa Numa Lyrics
Ma-Ya-Hi Ma-Ya-Hu Ma-Ya-Ho Ma-Ya-Ha Ha Ma-Ya-Hi Ma-Ya-Hu Ma-Ya-Ho Ma-Ya-Ha Ha Hello, Salute, it’s me, your Duke And I made something that’s real To show you how I feel Hello, Hello, it’s me Picasso I will paint my words of love With your name on every wall When you leave my colors fade to gray Whoa I whoa I aaa Whoa I whoa I whoa I aaa Every word of love I used to say Now I paint it everyday I sold my strings, my songs, and dreams And I bought some paints to match the colors of my love Hello, Hello, it’s me again, Picasso I will spray my words of my love With your name on every wall When you leave my colors fade to gray Whoa I whoa I aaa Whoa I whoa I whoa I aaa Every word of love I used to say Now I paint it everyday When you leave my colors fade to gray Hey, little lover stay Or all my colors fade away Every word of love I used to say Now I paint it everyday Ma-Ya-Hi Ma-Ya-Hu Ma-Ya-Ho Ma-Ya-Ha Ha

Numba One
oh, this is SUCH a bad idea! i'm addicted to blogging! i've got two others that i maintain, and of course, i'll be writing crap on this one, too! stuff like, . . . . . When I’m scared everything looks dark I hear you whisper my name when I’m alone can’t find my friends you shelter me from the rain when I’m foolish do things that hurt you you still love me just the same every day that I wake up and see you sleeping next to me I thank the Gods and Goddesses that you were able to find me every day that I lay down and hear you breathing in the dark I whisper a prayer of thanks just to be where you are every day that I see your face and look into your deep brown eyes I know what it means to be in love with someone through many lives

Number 2
How Can You Leave Me Here This Way With So Much More I Have To Say All The Pain I Feel In Inside, I Can't Hide These Twisted Thoughts Consume My Mind And I'm Feeling Cold Like That Long Winding Road That Leads Me Back To You How Can You Say You Love Me Too When In Your Heart I'm Number Two How Could I Have Been So Blind To Think That One Day You'd Be Mine I'm So Alone I Hope I'll Wake Up And Find It Wasn't All Just One Big Lie And I'm Feeling Cold Inside Like All The Times I Cried When I Was Away From You And Everything I've Done Don't Seem To Mater None Cause I Am Still Just Number Two Copyright ©2006

Numb
Alone in a house where the only thing that becons you is the sound of your own voice in your head..Hell I woke up to the sound of my grandmothers voice and that was weird yet comforting.I think..Im not sure its pretty fucked up when ya hear a voice ya aint heard in 14 yrs. But she was so pleasant sounding and I could smell her sweet perfume hear her footsteps across the wood floor.I reached out to touch her and she was gone....God I miss her. Forgive me father for I have sinned.... Im so messed up. I dont know anymore. I need to just drop off the face of the earth so noone can find me. They say don't get your hopes up, Or you'll just end up getting burned, And yet somehow or another, I never really learned, I watched all I care for, Break down before my eyes, My dream is forever out of reach, Despite all my tries, Nothing is built to last, And dreams are no exception, They are tricks and lies, Your mind's taunting deception, The warm

Numbed Brain
i woke up this morning and thought "oh il do my first blog today", an had a great idea for it too, had it all planned out was i was gunna say. now it came to writting it an i have gone tottaly numb brained an cant even remember why i woke up so early lol but at least i got done me first blog, maybe tomoz ill remeber what i was gunna put today lol cheers for reading my infernal ramblings tc an have a great day ppl of LC

Number
Your Love Number is 4 You are a creative and expressive lover - a true romantic at heart. An introspective soul, you know exactly how your ideal relationship should be. But if you don't get that ideal, you tend to get a bit pouty and dramatic. You need someone who can roll with the punches, that's for sure! What Is Your Love Number?

Number One!!
ok... my first blog... i usually just blog on my myspace or livejournal... because that's the only thing i've had... however, now that i got on LC and no one knows it, i can write whatever i want!! yay!! so yeah... i'm from jersey... where i work at this kick ass store called torrid... which is actually how i found out with about LC... anyways, i go to college... love it... don't know what i really want to do with my life... i do know that i would LOVE to be a singer... in a rock band... *sigh* i can't really think of anything to say at the moment... which is unusual for me... so yeah... later will prolly be more eventful and entertaining...

Numbers...
Well lets do some math... I have 282 friends and 125 pictures posted. I think I have figured out that rating and commenting on each picture would give me 5 points. Using these factors, if every one of my friends were to rate and comment on each of my pics, I would have 176,250 more cherry points. C'mon, where are you guys when I need you? :)

Number One
walks in, wearing a short business suit.... puts her cd in.....just as "pour some sugar on me" comes on, she hops on stage, tipping her hat over her eyes, as the beat starts she looks up, throws her hat at the crowd, and starts dancing around the pole, rolling her body........then pulls the pins holding her long hair up in a bun out, so her hair cascades around her shoulder, as she whips her head side to side, letting it flow down her back.......then takes her glasses and throws them behind her, as she continues dancing, slowly stripping off her jacket, revealing a pink lace bra, as she bends over, slides slowly down into the splits, as she unzips her skirt......revealing matching thong and garterbelt................turns around, shaking her azz..........she slowly unbuttons her bra, throws it over her shoulder, looking at the crowd, slowly turns around, with her hands covering her breasts, and then slowly reveals them..........sashaying around.........and goes over to the pole again..

Number 3
One saturday night, i decide to go out with the girls for a night on the town.....we stop at the first bar, not much going on, so we each get a drink, slam it, then head out to the next bar........this one is alot more fun.........everyone is dancing and there are cute guys everywhere.........all of a sudden i feel arms around me......i turn around and its you i see...........surprised to see you, i ask you what are you doing here? and you reply, i was hoping you were here........so we start kissing..........the embrace getting tighter and tighter..........we are both so turned on........we sneak into the bathroom together........i help you undo your pants, as i see you were going commando.......i bite my lip, and release your beautiful c*ck, gently sucking the head into my mouth, flicking my tongue along the soft underside of the head.........mmmmm you taste so good, as i take more of you into my mouth, you lean back against the sink, gripping it, as my mouth works its magic........su

The Numbers Game
Using Numerology For Self-Exploration Sitting in math class or counting out change at the grocery store, one might view the number system as nothing more than a useful tool for getting by in the world. But many people have found a mystical significance in numbers that can lead to self-discovery. The Chinese, Japanese, Greek, Hebrews, Egyptians, Phoenicians, early Christians, Mayans, and Incas, all employed some form of numerology to gain a deeper understanding of themselves and the universe. Numeric mysticism can be traced back to Kabbalists over a thousand years B.C. Numerology as it is most commonly practiced today arose in Greece when Pythagoras (569-470 B.C.) began making some startling discoveries about the numerical system. He combined the mathematical disciplines of the ancient sciences to develop his own Pythagorian System. Triggered by his findings he concluded that "all is number," and that numbers are an integral part of the cosmic plan. Those who continued his work be

Numb
concepts, thoughts; theorys; questions that plaige the mind. easy to come by, but impossable to find. feelings are the worst though' wonder' hope; excitment' failer. makin it then begging the jailor. the power to shine and see it grind' away..astray' afar and a mist among nothing. but you have your eyes open, hopeing to look' just once more' one score' and the encor' over and over again.

Numb
Numb When your spirit has been broken Loves wings won’t hold you up Kind words no longer spoken Your soul has had enough What matters to the coldest heart? Surely not loves true form Could that be why we always seek? The calm before the storm Often what you really need Is seldom what you'll get Try as we may time after time Our needs will go unmet The complexities of life & love Will do numbers on your head Nights filled with restless sleep Just proves that you're not dead Cherished tender moments Memories bring back smiles Happiness breeds contentment With sadness relaxed for a while If a spirit needs a resting place? Love may be all that it takes You’ll know when true love finds you And the difference that love will make How much does love, love me I no longer feel it cares It seems hard for love to show me When I’m here and love is there Will love whisper it to the wind? And pray it blows my way I heard love say what it inten

Numb Inside
I'll probably regret posting this but at this point... meh, I don't care, that’s what the delete button is for. Although all this is probably medication level related... I probably really should go get my levels checked, but can't do that till Monday and probably won't do it then. Where to start. I hate feeling this way, I really think I don't have a reason to be loosing my feelings towards people in general. Why is it, I can not find happiness? Why is it the people you love the most end up hurting you? I'm not talking particular person in general, just people in general. Most of this is come from a personal relationship stand point. Mainly? I don't have one. The more time passes the more numb i'm becoming and I hate that. A long time ago I used to keep a wall up, mainly to protect myself from being hurt. I decide that I should try and open up to people more and let people in, so I do and what happens? You just end up being hurt. So up goes the wall again, only to come down

Numb
Smoke swirls around my head. The beer mixing in my blood. The lines just hitting my brain. All I feel is Numb. Cant you understand what I want. I want to die young. To do everything and anything. I've been a good girl for so long. Now I want to be bad. I want to live and die in the same moment. Dose me out and shoot me up. I never wat to feel tomorrow. Just want to live for today. I've tasted life and found it tainted. I want to see if death is pure. Eat the shrooms adn crush the pills. Do it all at once see what it does. Does it send you up or take you down. Copyrighted by Erin Tomasek This was done in 2002-2003

Number 1 Country Song
Top 17 Country Songs 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number One Country Song --- 1. I Ain't Never

Number Of The Beast 666
EVERYONE knows about 666... but I bet you didn't know these other #'s of the BEAST! 660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 Number of the Millibeast / 666 Beast Common Denominator (-666) ^ (1/2) Imaginary number of the Beast 1010011010 Binary of the Beast 6, uh... what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast 1-666 Area code of the Beast 00666 Zip code of the Beast $665.95 Retail price of the Beast $699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax $769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul $656.66 Walmart price of the Beast $646.66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast Route 666 Way of the Beast 666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast 666k Retirement plan of the Beast 666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast 6.66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

Numbers, Averages And Percentages
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear. 67.5% of men wear briefs. 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. 90% believe in divine retribution. 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. 82% believe in an afterlife. 45% believe in ghosts. 29% of us are virgins when we marry. 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 35% give to charity at least once a month. 69% eat the cake before the frosting. When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. 85% of us will eat Spam this year. 70% of us drink orange juice daily. Snickers is the most popular candy. 22% of us skip lunch daily. 9% of us skip breakfast daily.

Numb
Numb to the world, Frozen is my heart. Numb to the world, Forever in the dark. Numb to the world, cast from those I love. Numb to the world, For into grief I have been shoved. There is no hope for I, Left stranded from heaven and hell alike. There is no hope for I, Who fears the very presence of light? My tears frozen crystals, From eyes that once held fire. My heart long since stopped beating, Robbed of its every desire. Do you know what it is like? To be naught but a liar? Do you know what it is like? To see your life burned to ash by vengeful fires? Do you know why I suffer? Such sorrow and such pain? Do you know why I stand aside? Basking in the rain? It is because I fear, Those of evil who have died. It is because I fear, To cross to the other side. For my fear I have paid a terrible price, Left alone and in despair. Bathing in my frozen tears, And you think I do not care? It was my mistake to make, And how I regret

Numbed Lies
Your lies seem to have numbed me. Your actions made me a believer Of the love that No longer Exists inside of you. You're full of Guilt, lies and hate. Your greed has only gotten you ignorance only brought Stupidity. So in your busy schedual of Ignorance, stupidity, nonsence and rudness Does kindness , maturity and love fall in? Oh, Nevermind you think and love no one but yourself.

Numb
NUMB - PINK No sleep, no sex for you from your ex-girlfriend I was too deep, I can't let you go and just jump in At times I would push my feelings aside to let you feel I'm novicane I'm numb and nothing's real Like the coldest winter, I am frozen from you I was weak before now you made me so numb I can't feel much for you anymore I gave you my all, my baby I'm numb, numb, numb But the tears were silent inside you see But the tears were silent inside you see I laid there quiet, watched you have your way with me I might have cried, the tears were silent inside you see You called me names, made me feel like I was dumb I didn't feel a thing and now I'm gone, gone, gone Like a battered child I got used to your pain But you know its cuz I was weak before now you made me so numb I can't feel much for you anymore I gave you my all, my baby I'm numb, numb, numb I was weak before now you made me so numb I can't feel much for you anymore I gave you my

The Number 23 Movie
Basically, my wait is over. Jim Carrey is finally stepping in to the dark side and actually doing a horror/thriller "the number 23". For those, who have read my interest page you already know that horror movies are my life. So I'm pretty excited about his new movie. "the number 23" "story" An animal controll officer Walter Sparrow {carrey} has found a book he doesn't dare put down. By reading a mysterious book "the number 23", given to him as a birthday gift from his wife actress {virginia madsen}. Walter twists his once placid exsistence into a inferno of psychological torture. Wich possibly leads him to his death or his loved one's. And all by the number 23. If this movie has you interested then I suggest you check it out. "the number 23" comes out 2/23/06. Thanks for everyone for reading, -cheers,

The Number Twenty-three
What is it about twenty three Is this....could this be a guide for me? Through all this time I think I see That theres a message meant for me It seems to lead me morning and night I wonder if its through love and light I wonder if its the moon and stars I wonder if its what you are Tonight I look at 12:32 And see it quite like nothing new Towards host and hostess Crystals and the living I am all thats worthy of giving I smell it and can taste it to through faery tales and yet something new through dreams and hopes and fears and tears through all the auras through the years protective stones thirteen to lead to bring thee ancients to thy wrath The seed. It will be planted in Camelot For this I guarantee shall be brought In lyrics and through complex rhyme I feel this is the year and time I spent many lives on the greenest lands A man, a lover, a knight A King with sword in hand A peasant A peacock A drunken man O' I have been across these lands Very mu

Numb
Well I have been to the dentist. She took some X-rays and she could not take my wisdom tooth out as I have got 3 roots holding it in. She said I am going to be referred to the hospital and I will be asleep when it is taken out. She did numb me really good just in case she could take it out but nope :(

Number One
What does it take to be number one? How can I be that special to you? I've fought for so long to be the perfect woman, Yet I've failed to make you love me as I need you to. Your first waking thought in the morning, The last hazy image as you drift into your dreams. My heart would melt if knew I was there, Yet I'm not, so instead my heart screams. It's screaming at you to take advantage of this, This love that is deeper than you'll ever know. You almost lost it, but you got it back, And now, this is your chance to never let go. For awhile I thought that things had changed, That you had seen the depth of my heart. Those sweet little nothings, that's all I needed. I just knew we were making a new start. But it seems that it's over, before it even began. Now we're back to the old way of living. I refuse to live my life like this again, You taking, me giving and giving. You know that every day I struggle, And what I've been fighting so hard for. I had hoped i

A Numbness
like a soft whisper it calls to me telling me i will make you better a slow onslaught of senses wiped away with one small pill a pain intensified but now numbed how i long for that clock to tell me it is time for a visit a rapture of delight washed down with a sweet wine drunk and high is how ill stay no pain for me anymore only a sweet nothing no pain, no terror, no hell just an ever present numbeness that keeps me sane and sees me through the darkness till i wake and am better

Number 3
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self. You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life. Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen. A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party. In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire. While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play. And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings. Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them

Numb Lips - Lyrics
I burned my lips again, but that's okay because what do they have to feel? They were already numb, already lost in the bitter vodka chill. Sorry for myself? No, I'm sorry for you. And I'm sorry that this bottle only lasts an hour or two. Tar taste on fingers, acid, dirty with a bite of salt My tongue's losing it's memory drowning in fear and fault Vision blurring like a broken windshield in splinters and shards shed Like dried wax under fingernails Blood welling up taillight red A rattle in my ears From a breath drawn too fast Skinned knuckles bruised Between my teeth to keep it from rushing past Splashed with clear cool comfort that flares when I light another Waiting for the lights to dim Waiting for a better deal I burned my lips again, but that's okay because what do they have to feel? ©2006-2007 ~wynterzend

Numbers Dont Lie
Numbers don't lie! This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certa

Numb
Drifting in the feilds of green grasses of 3 feet in its glorious height. Passing along the ground as if it were water. Never lying down for a moment to recouperate from the blow. Bloodied and battered. Never loosing the smile on her face. Wind blowing through her hair and taking away the conjunction that lingers in scent. Not a distraction in sight to keep her from moving...Nothing to tell her to stop and wait. If she were to keep walking and proceeding forward she make eventually fall and not be able to get up. Disguised as just a blade of grass....She could keep going as long as no one noticed. Wouldnt matter who yelled or who pleeded for her attention. Its very unlikely anyone would bother in any case. If they did.......it could only be one. Not gonna happen she has told herself. The sky pale blue....heat baring down on her shoulders. Not as if she really needed the weight there...but it came regardless. Walkin away would remain a run through that was never in a motion of her m

Number 12
My blog is number 12 on the whole site! Isn't that exciting. You don't care do you? Im just another "person" on CT. :( Now I am sad. Yet you are here reading my blog. You may ask urself why? BECAUSE I ROCK :P Kthx. No Srsly if you are still here THANKS for reading this damn useless nonsense i post daily. I am glad you do. I have been a real downer lately and I am sorry. Between my health and my poor heart I am trying to put on a happy face :) Spring is here ! So if I still have your attention thanks for being a real friend cuz MY REAL friends read my blog! Muahs! And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful Wife And you may ask yourself-well...how did I get here? Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/

Numb
I sit here looking out at the world today. I ask my self what has happen to make this world change as much as it has. I tell my self no one cares like they use to. When was the last time you spoke to your new neighbor down the road that just moved in ? Had to think didnt you you have never talked to them. Unless you are one of the few that grow up like I did where no matter what you still ask people how they are and really care about how they are and acctully take the time to pause in this fast paced world and listen to them and i dont mean just listen but you hear there words feel there words....When I was growing up everyone watched everyones kids now days you cant do that because you do not know who or what is in you neighbor hood this world is so full of hate what happen to that one ten comandment that say love they neighbor not hate them or cause problems. I am not just talking about the neighbors right next door to you either I do mean the ones over seas to the ones we are fight

A Numb Heart
A Numb Heart Although there is love all around the heart feels half empty. The heart is still lonely; looking for what in life is going to fill the other half. The emptiness doesn’t even hurt anymore, it is just numb. The numbness is rejection, rejection of past years. Numb to the world, it is time to find what lies deep in the heart. This heart was never set free, free to live, free to beat, free to feel. This heart was always told it could not feel it had to be strong and not show emotion. It was always told that if it showed emotion it would be weak. Weakness was never acceptable. It is time this heart learns to look deep into it’s self and find that other half.

Numb.
Numb. Tattered skin that I have ripped . Just to see if I’m still fit. Grown numb I have pierced my thumb . Just to see if I could feel some. Lost in complacency ,I have grown to envy thee. Just to live life vicariously. Scott Baker

Numb
i'm tired of being what you want me to be feeling so faithlesslost under the surfacei don't know what you're expecting of me put under the pressure of walking in your shoes every step that i take is another mistake to you i've become so numb i can't feel you there become so tired so much more aware i'm becoming this all i want to do is be more like me and be less like you can't you see that you're smothering me holding too tightly afraid to lose control 'cause everything that you thought i would be has fallen apart right in front of you every step that i take is another mistake to you and every second i waste is more than i can take but i know i may end up falling too but i know you were just like mewith someone disappointed in you

The Number 9
Ever notice the number 9 seems to popup regularly. The nine Worlds The nine Noble Virtues The nine Charges. Not realy sure why but there seems to be a common theme here. I wouldnt be surprised if its in other things in ASATRU as well. Caty

Numbers...
Tell me the truth...but only what I wanna hear... Read my mind like it was nothing... Your eyes hide the world...while mine bare it all...(damn them!) Defense goes up...yet security shot down... It scares me like nothing else...too late I'm hooked...thus now terrified... And where the hell to run when its impossible to hide...? Not again...no no...never again... What keeps happening to my master plan...y'know...the one that involves the very opposite of this...? Story of my life...

The Number One Way To Annoy Me...
Make me late.... So I was supposed to hang out with one of my friends today. My darling Azzie invited himself along, he spent last night with Angie so he didn't get home till almost one in the afternoon. I was supposed to meet my friend Noon-ish It takes an hour to get to my friends place, so I was two hours late and my friend wasn't there. Basically to stay on my good side remember... Don't make me late... and Don't invite yourself along or try to guilt me into inviting you along if you can't show the fuck up on time. and this has been a crazy Nita PSA

The Number One Way To Piss Me Off...
Wasting my time by staring at the fucking camera in every single god damn shot when I take your picture. If you are going to do that than save us both the hour of our lives by not asking me to take your picture... URGH.... I have hundreds of pictures that I can't use. why you might ask... because in everysingle fucking picture Azzie decided "Gee I think I'll look right at the camera like a FUCKING R-TARD" ... Bah... I need new subjects. Only one picture turned out good, Viola... an hour of my life gone for one goddamned picture. Meh...

Numbers
A figure struts in front of boundaries, mocking my illusion. A sum of nightmares, dividing my life and my death. A character leaps behind statistics, whispering the estimated time. Signs of uncontrollable thoughts symbols of enduring pain. Guilty decimals cycle around a loss hope of fear, happiness, or forgiveness. The digits remain, all equaling one.

~~numbers And Facts~~
I’m sure you’ve seen this before, but if you haven’t take note. Subject: Numbers and facts So often, we get caught up in a debate over political semantics and end up ignoring the hard-shell realities of what we're talking about. According to immigrationCounters.com, Here are some of the realities that Flake-Gutierrez Bill would airbrush out of the picture: Number of Illegal Aliens in the Country 20,807,645 Money Wired to Mexico City since January, 2006 $22,213,001,672.00 Cost of Social Security Services for Illegal Aliens since 1996 $397,450,739,563.00 Number of Children of Illegal Aliens in Public Schools 3,958,789 Cost of Illegal Aliens in K-12 Since 1996: $13, 965,063,431.00 Number of Illegal Aliens Incarcerated 332,594 Cost of Incarcerations Since 2001 $1,398,127,429.00 Number of Illegal Aliens Fugitives 642,799 Skilled Jobs Taken by Illegal Aliens 9,872,838 Figures can trick your eyes. Tak

Number 2
My score on The Lover Style Profile Test: The Liberated Lover(54% partner focus, 71% aggressiveness, 70% adventurousness)Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Liberated Lover. The Liberated Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and forms the kind of free-thinking, sexually-exciting, self-confident lover that society once condemned but that a liberal-mind cherishes and exults. The Liberated Lover is a treasure to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they are often already engaged in relationships or are in high-demand if "in the market." In terms of physical love, the Liberated Lover is possibly the most thrilling and demanding

Number 3
My score on The Which hot girl do you deserve? Test: Amanda Bynes(You deserve...#CATEGORY#)So she's funny. You're nice, but aren't extrememly sly in your pursuits. The good thing about this is, if you manage to snag someone, she'll stick around. The bad part is: she might not be that hot. You have to be assertive to meet a hot girl; they're used to people coming up to THEM and have no ambition to do the work themselves. Link: The Which hot girl do you deserve? Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Number 4
My score on The What type of MAN turns you on Test: Action movie star(You scored 70% masculine, 64% athletic, 63% exotic, and 56% refined!)You love a manly man and you don't have time for boys. You like someone who looks exotic and who takes care of his body and hygiene. That is a good idea in case you are trying to eat jello shooters off of his beautiful 6 pack. Someone like.....Jean-Claude Van Damme, Belgium's hottest export. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test! Link: The What type of MAN turns you on Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Number 5
My score on The Your Type of Girl Test: The Hot Friend(33% Sexy-Cute, 48% Dark-Light, 46% Artsy-Stylish) img.catIMG { border:1px solid #000; } td.sexy { background-color:#AA0000; color:#FFFFFF; } td.cute { background-color:#FFC3C3; color:#000000; } td.dark { background-color:#AAAAAA; color:#000000; } td.grey { background-color:#CCCCCC; color:#000000; } td.light { background-color:#DDDDDD; color:#000000; } td.artsy { background-color:#5B93E7; color:#000000; } td.neither { background-color:#7DAAEF; color:#000000; } td.stylish { background-color:#AECDFD; color:#000000; } td.name { background-color:#F3F3F3; color:#000000; font-weight:bold; } Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you! If you liked my tes

Numb
To everyone else i am the one who never loses control who can handle any situation without panicking- you think i know what to do.... but im not what you think.... im not in control i lost control miles ago.... i cant handle my own life... i panic at the mere thought of love.... no, im not so in control as everyone thinks ive just gotten good at hiding what is really going through my mind.... ive just gotten good at feeling numb

The Numbers Game
I WANT UR NUMBER... I DONT CARE WHO U ARE... I BET U WON'T GIVE IT TO ME... I DARE U! COPY AND PASTE THIS AND SEE HOW MANY NUMBERZ U CAN GET!!! NAME:________________ NUMBER:________________ IT DOESNT MATTER IF UR SINGLE OR NOT. COPY AND REPOST OR U AND UR TRUE LOVE CAN NEVER BE REPOST AS...I WANT YOUR NUMBER

Numbers
Numbers! Don't blame me. I'm just passing it on. So often, we get caught up in a debate over political semantics and end up ignoring the hard-shell realities of what we're talking about. According to ImmigrationCounters.Com, here are some of the realities that Flake-Gutierrez would airbrush out of the picture: Number of Illegal Aliens in the Country: 20,807,645 Money Wired to Mexico City since January, 2006: $22,213,001,672.00 Cost of Social Security Services for Illegal Aliens since 1996: $397,450,739,563.00 Number of Children of Illegal Aliens in Public Schools: 3,958,789 Cost of Illegal Aliens in K-12 Since 1996: $13, 965,063,431.00 Number of Illegal Aliens Incarcerated: 332,594 Cost of Incarcerations Since 2001: $1,398,127,429.00 Number of Illegal Aliens Fugitives: 642,799 Skilled Jobs Taken by Illegal Aliens: 9,872,838 Figures can trick your eyes. Take particular note that items 2,3,5, and 7 reflect BILLION not millions of Dollars -- and that i

Numb
Not calm, numb! Ripping, renting, Tearing at space, Corrupting the moment, Distorting the place. Bubbling, seething, Nest of emotions, Struggling for sense, Of conflicting notions. Fear and guilt, Hatred and blame, And yet I sit passive, Calm just the same. Casually, calmly, Not even glum, I've exhausted all senses, I survive now in numb. by David Higgins,

Number Please
Hello?" > >"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" > >"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." > >After a brief pause, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." > >"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now." > >Brief pause. > >"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. > >Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout Mommy, Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway. > >"Okay Daddy, just a minute." > >A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. > >"I did it, Daddy." > >"And then what happened honey?" he asked. > >"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran >around screaming. > >Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she >isn't moving at all!" > >"Oh SHIT, I mean shoot!!! What about Uncle Paul?" > >"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes o

Number One Cherry Tapper..thank You Jodi
This blog is for my personal use.I wanted to keep it. she is always there to help everyone else out when needed. Go show her some kickass cherry love!!! BooBoo...Rate,Fan, Add, So I can return it:)@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'wishful thinking' on '2007-07-08 18:14:17')

The Number 23
I really loved this movie.First I want to say I do prefer to see Jim in the comedy roles much better,however it was a nice change to see him in a TOTALLY different role,he is amazing.He has a really dark side in this movie and honestly its kinda HOT! I dunno I'm weird, I liked the dark side of John Malkovich in Mary Reilly too though WHEW!Anyway really cool story here, some twists you dont expect and some sex scences that will rawk your world!!! http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com

Numbers
Numbers have many means of access into dreams. The most common is through objects. For example, sometimes you have stones in your hand. Another time, a stranger may give you stones. How many stones does the stranger give you? Another means of access to numbers is through time. This time could be generalized in that it feels like about one hour. You may look at a digital watch and see an exact time, maybe even a nonsense time. It may be a particular date. In any case, the occurrence of numbers in dreams is an interesting study. While numerology is a field of study in itself, there are general conclusions that can be drawn about dream numbers that may be helpful. First, you need to ascertain how the number got into your head in relationship to the dream. Adding the digits together and discerning a difference between numbers, squares, and cubes is another way to handle numbers in dreams. Our minds are capable of pretty tricky internal math, given the chance. The problem with math

Number 1
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.Com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days-he's mowing my lawn.

Number 2
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Caviar?

Numbe 6
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

Number 7
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

Number7
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from figuring which way to slide my card, entering my PIN number, finding and pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my candy bar.

Number 8
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "chicken with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

Number 9
New Rule : Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those celebrities playing poker was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh no wait! They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

Number 11
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

Number 12
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations and getting out of rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people's version of looting.

Numbers
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half.. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's No fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 And your dreams

Numb ~ By: Danielle Mundy
There's too many people here The lights are all stinging my eyes... Ask the barkeep for another round... Rest my head on the bar and cry Because there's no way out And it's a long way home Don't know what brought me out But I'd rather be here, I know And I'm so cold inside Like ice waiting to break Don't know how much more of this That I can possibly take The people crowding in Smell of cigarettes and beer They've no idea where they're going Like me, they're all stuck right here Because there's only one way out And home is just too damn far Besides there's nothing there now Just an empty house, empty heart So I'll stay a little while Ignore the stinging in my eyes Ask the barkeep for just one more round... Rest my head on the bar...and cry

The Number 23
Alright, So I just got done watching the movie the number 23. It was sooo crazy. Unbelievably cool. I loved it. It has soo many twists and turns. Jim carey takes his acting to a whole nother level. If you have seen it... leave your insight.. No matter what.. I still loved it hehe :-p

Numbers And Aspects
Numbers and Aspects ..> ..> ..> Number..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> Positive Aspects Negative Aspects 1 Beginnings, originality, leader Arrogance, dominance 2 Feminine, dreams, cooperation Sensitivity, meddling 3 Creativity, birth, mystical Gossipy, moody 4 Foundations, patience, builder Stubborn, rigid 5 Versatile, change, activity Scattered, overindulgent 6 Home, service, family Jealous, worrisome 7 Wisdom, seeker, truth Faithless, critical 8 Power, money, infinity Careless, greedy, authoritarian 9 Healing, understanding Gullible, hypersensitive

Number 3 Of 4 (dreams That Is)
So, you have finally made me angry, and I don't know why but it turns you on....maybe you just think I'm cute when I'm mad. Finally in the heat of the argument you can't take it anymore. You push me up against the wall, and kiss me. I don't know what to do so I kiss you back. I throw my arms around you, and we continue on pushing each other around the room. A couple of lamps get knocked over, and maybe a chair or two too. Finally you take me down to the ground, and rip my shirt off. We then continue to kiss and grind, and roll around on the floor. I finally get your shirt off, and then your pants...pulling at the button because I was having trouble with it. You kiss me again, and then down my neck biting a little on the way down. Then you start sucking and biting at my breasts and now hard nipples. As you do this I'm running my nails down your back, and rubbing at your now hardening cock. Finally you tear at my pants, and get them off. Still biting and sucking at my breasts a

Number Line
If making love occurs along a number line, some moment between the night and the rising sun each hand along her spine, every lip upon a risen nipple, all feral sounds shared slipped the midpoint from slow hello to a long goodbye - do not leave me now became I know you must go - and now he is a shadow in her bed. © All rights reserved

Numb
I wait for a change from day to day But the story... It always ends the same way Falling asleep next to the phone Day light breaks, waking up alone Waiting to hear the reasons why Finding yourself to tired to cry He had to work late, no time to call So numb to the fact, you've heard them all When do the lies become too much When do you decide it's time to be tough Fairy tale romance, does it really exist Have I become so weak, I accept this I've begged and I've pleaded I've given my heart Yet day after day he tears me apart He refuses to listen When I want to talk So he'll sit now, in silence Cause today I walk He can save his excuses And all his lies Because today is the last Of my good byes! ***copyrighted 2001 Written by BinnieBluEyes

Numb
Numb I have forgotton that I was hungry....Not that my belly doesn't still ache and rumble when your essence is near. Just that I have forgotton. I have forgotton that your stake pierced my heart. That you starved me from the start. I do not remember....that you said forever.....to be continued... J. Koblitz

Number
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =]

Number Of The "beast"
Number Of The "Beast" OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that: 660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 Number of the Millibeast /666 Beast Common Denominator 1010011010 Binary of the Beast Beast1-666 Area code of the Beast 00666 Postcode of the Beast 1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please. $665.95 Retail price of the Beast $699.25 Price of the Beast plus sales tax $769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul $656.66 Target price of the Beast Route 666 Way of the Beast 666F Oven temperature for roast Beast 666mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast Netscape 6.66 BetaBrowser of the Beast i66686 CPU of the Beast 666I BMW of the Beast 668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast

Numb
I used to feel My heart used to beat But know the ache Is all i meet A gentle thrum Inside my heart Is now a bang That shreds me apart Instead of feeling alive I feel dead inside and out instead So numb A breath is forgotten So numb I can' even move No emotions No train of thought in my mind just me and this horrible silence

Numb
I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I

Numb
I detach myself from the pain, return to the numbness, slowly melt into the dark. The light shifts as the figure approaches. I shift to adjust to the piercing rays. Stay where I can see you. Do not come any closer. You will not inflict your pain upon me. You will not break me. I stand alone in the shadows, but only I choose the path that I walk. And I remain in the numb.

Numbnut
my first asshole in my shoutbox blog, im so excited juggalotus...: ur shits weak fuck u fag iam done wastin my time with ur bitch ass juggalotus...: FAGGOT ASS BITCH COCKSUCKIN LIL BITCH ASS NUTHIN BUT MOUTH LIL HO FUCK U FAG IT THE END OF THE DAY U SUCK BLACK DICK NOT ME BITCH ->juggalotus...: i would stop sticking my dick in ass but that would mean undoing all the knots ive used to tie up your dad and i really cant be bothered finding another gimp juggalotus...: look homie be real fuckin glad i dont live by u i would beat the fuckin shit outta that lil bitch ass face juggalotus...: cheese from ur forskin ur a fag wash ur cock and keep it outta dudes buttholes ->juggalotus...: why would i want to do that? your mum would'nt be able to find another pimp and i kinda like her sucking the cheese from my foreskin for rent money juggalotus...: kill urself fag ->juggalotus...: wow, i dont think i can compete with your obvious lack of brains, so why not just shut the fuck up and g

The Numbers Are Growing
It has now become clear to us that the infected have risen in numbers. What we had hoped for a small out break seems to be generating more and more by the day . Our only hope resides in the members of team Z.E.R.O. . (evidance of the growing numbers can be found here http://fubar.com/images.php?u=834251&albumid=667689) It has been two days now since we have heard back from agent Graves we had him search the remains of the fallen compound the only thing we were able to retrieve from that mission were a list of names and scientist who were working on project K.U.R.T. (kryogenics of un-dead research & testing). As we reviewed the evidance of the K.U.R.T. project things became very frighting. Unlike most subject of the the virus he seems to show signs of intellegance this out come bothers us greatly . As well as the lack of communication with Graves and his team . We hope he knows what hes getting into end of data entry 110807

Numb
have become Comfortably Numb Trickling down my forehead a drop of sweat moistens my lips falling from my nose the smell makes me sick wishing i was dust and i coudl fall to the ground forgetting whats above beneath and all around trying to catch my last breath before im joined by my neighbor death holding on to whatever else is real in my own skin im left to squirm and sqeal take it away as soon as you can take it away ill be your biggest fan Damn you, you devilish soul you try and try to take me whole i wont let you i wont id rather be a wimp and cry so dont even think twice before you come close just walk away and my lyrics wont become more verbose ive had it with your ignorance they say that a little bit is bliss arrogance is just the same except from you they are both lame stubborn as a door nail they say I reply, "no". stubborn as a stale corpse lying six feet beneath our feet constant pain ailing your body all crys for help are answered by nobody. what

Number "tue" Train
Well I'm back on board, with a second choo-choo 8-p My progression train at the bottom has to be the longest running train in fubar history? huh? whadda ya'll think? So I hope you all have an enjoy about ride on this train, PLEASE remember to go meet at least ONE of these folks, I can only assure you that it wont cost you a dime but its worth the time! I hope this train finds you on track And heading in the right direction! Until tomorrow Choo-Choo The Number 'TUE' Train: The Number 'TUE' Train: Frayed Knot(tm) Alana's been a blessing to meet, Another Mumm bumm (you might notice that a lot from me) Who works hard yet finds the time to always show kindness to her friends Chrissy My hippy friend from wayyyy back (she's an original three diget girl) -meaning her first number was 3 digets,

Numbness
Frustration comes, rage builds Through the fire and brimstone I walk to the end Sleepless nights I wonder if i should stay Or if I should go. Feelings are just an expression As they say fear is only a four letter word But only thing to fear is fear itself As I watch my life slip before me Time slowing down, I wear this frown. Tears in my eyes can tell no lies For never ending dreams that come Cease to exist I curl up my fist Close my eyes and picture the end As blood flows to the floor. The exsistance of me is no more No one can see me no one can hear me But the feeling is still there Cold chills down your spine hair raising I no longer feel pain just numb.

Number One
She knows what she is. those dark secret things of which she dreams- what her heart cries out for- the things that wake her in the night, body begging for the dream to keep her as her lungs fight for breath her eyes struggle to remain open that mouth, her mouth forming a scream of terrible need her body restless and wet from the torment wrenching forth from her a misery of her still beating heart fighting ... for the strength to wake and face the day when all she wants to do is die nothing but a shell... tired useless pieces of her potential rotting away like dead flesh an empty mass of nothingness battered heart with a raped soul for the ugliness it was or the beauty it possessed raging fire buried deep within her form taking on a sense of prey under the predatory strength forced to maintain facade of pseudo dominance this would be her glorious end darkness embrace her completely and t

Numb
No feeling in any of my limbs But in my heart, I sense you You touch me, I feel nothing Yet my inner self tingles My imagination thrills You whisper, words of lust I tremble, lengthen and unfold Nibble, suck and tongue thrust Edible folds and juicy points found You moan and whimper in must My entire body may be numb But my feelings are strong I feel you, my love; in my heart My soul breathes your name Nostrils, skin thrill at your proximity I ache for your touch, unfelt but known Intent is meant and well enjoyed Sexuality oozes from me to you Pleasure is liquid, wetness sought Minds and erogenous zones well met Soon my love Fantasy will turn into reality I will no longer be numb But will be fulfilled By your actual loving touch

Numbers Games
So today, I got my first 8 on a rating...and realize most people would be upset since numbers are such a huge part of this game. But the guy rating me is new, probably doesn't get the game (at least, that's what I'm gonna tell myself for now)..and so I won't flame him..but it made me realize how quickly the numbers here take over sometimes.

The Number For Kids To Call Santa
about 2 or 3 weeks ago i seen a bulletin with an 800 # that people could call and let their kids hear a message from santa starting on the 13th counting down the 12 days of christmas. well i tried calling it tonight for my 4 year old to hear. all i got when i called 1-800-972-6242 is this: "were sorry your call can not be completed as dialed". so i went on a wild goose chase to see if maybe i had wrote the number wrong and if i did..to get the right number. well i found out that the number was indeed right and then also found this...... The reason you can no longer call Santa, is because this was a small company's 800# that they set up for their employees children. Unfortunately it got out, is all over the web, and the phone bill is huge. They had to disconnect it. It may be free to us, but someone has to pay for the 800#.

Numb
I wish someone can take this pain away I wish someone would numb this pain I wish someone could stop these tears from falling I wish someone can take this pain away I wish someone would numb this pain I wish someone could dry these tears that fall from these tired eyes I wish someone can take away this pain I wish someone would numb this pain I wish someone would find away to numb this pain that has filled my heart

Number
I WANT UR NUMBER Body: ___ Number:__________ Best time to call:________ text messaging (yes or no) _______ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=] Repost as: "i want ur #

Numb - Disturbed
"Numb" Bleeding now I'm Crying out I'm Falling down and I'm Feeling nothing like Laughing now I'm Stopping now I'm Reaching out and I'm Feeling nothing Yeah, you have created a rift within me Now there have been several complications That have left me feeling nothing I might say, you were wrong to take it from me Left me feeling nothing Crawling now I'm Beaten down I'm Tortured now and I'm Feeling nothing like Hunting now I'm Stalking now I'm Reaching out and I'm Killing nothing I can feel you ripping and tearing Feeding and growing inside of me I want this, more than you know I need this, give it back to me

Numb The Pain (edit 2)
Life discarded grace Trapped inside this place Emotionless we stay Because we hide our feelings Far from free And we can't stop bleeding On our knees Oh so gently we get by Barred from the sunlight Dreaming of blue skies Burning with hind sight Fearing with mean eyes Life without flight This doesn't feel right Burns like the light Now all I've come to realize I'm left with goodnight Souls lost in a lake Lost inside this place All our thoughts erased This will soon be over, nothing new You're my star shaped clover, that guides me through Oh so Gently we die Barred from the sunlight Dreaming of blue skies Burning with hind sight Fearing with mean eyes Life without flight Look at this new sign Diverse and divine Now I finally realize All that is mine So we'll keep on breeding this huge woe Because our wombs quit healing long ago Now you sit, on your throne Smaller yet, you have grown Used to be, close to home Now you feel, all alone Alone you

Numb
I use to see the smile you gave to me. I use to feel your touch. I use to feel somthing for you. I use to feel the pain yuo caused me. But now iam just numb I cant feel you I can't feel your touch Iam just numb to it all. I use to let you get to me. I use to feel you cut throw me. Now I can't feel the blade. I see it cuting in to my skin but iam so numb. I can't even feel the blade you try to cut me with. But now iam just numb I can't feel you I can't feel your touch I am just numb to it all. Over time I got use to all the pain you tryed to cut in to me with. But I just became numb to it all over time. But now iam just numb I can't feel you I can't feel your touch I am just numb to it all. I let you stay even thow I can't feel what you do to me I think it cause I like the numb feeling you give to me, cause I just got so use to it. But now iam just numb I can't feel you I can't feel your touch I am just numb to it all. You can try to break me down but I don't t

Numb
I woke up this morning and my head was feeling numb tears burned my eyes as i felt the gun, and i asked myself what is this life for? and the only answer i get is thats what my lifes for? So again and again....what is is life for

Number One
Ooh I promise not to do it again I promise not to do it You can't say I don't love you Just because I cheat on you Cuz you can't see all I do To keep you from knowing the things I do Like erase my phone And keep it out of town I keep it strapped up when I sleep around Well I should have known one day you'd find out But you can't go and leave me now You know that I love you There's no one above you I said it the last time But this is the last time Don't make me over Cuz I can be faithful Baby you're my number one You're my number 1 Now who is she? What's her name? You don't need to know about everything We fight about this We fight about that You hang up the phone and call me right back Well I'll never be something I'm not Please don't throw away what we've got Cuz we've been together for way too long I was playing around but I'm coming home You know that I love you (know that I love you) There's no one above you (no one above you) I said it the la

Numb
I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) [chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired so much more aware I've becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take [chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired so much more aware I've becoming thi

Numb
I am not sure if it is the codeine. I have been numb this weekend. Numb but with tears spilling. My lips cannot smile and i cannot affect any semblance of happiness in my tone. It is odd. And I have a sense of helplessness inside of me. I wish to smile. And when I try it is entirely too much effort. Yesterday I threw on some jean capris and a black tank to head over to Dawns house. Barbecue and glow sticks. sitting on the front lawn and watching our kids play as we sip on fruity alcoholic beverages. Sounds like heaven. I am numb inside. My kids were strapped into the minivan listening to vegitales and i had buckcherry screaming in my ears. Even that song did not bring the familiar beat to my heart or swing to my hips. I thought to myself. How odd. how strange. At dawns, I lug out my giant purse and satchel with my laptop nestled inside. I walk up her steep driveway muttering under my breath. I look down at my boobs. "Fabulous" i whisper. They jiggle

Numb
I'm tired of being what you want me to be feeling so faithless lost under the surface I don't know what you're expecting of me put under the pressure of walking in your shoes [caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow] every step that I take is another mistake to you [caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow] I've become so numb I can't feel you there become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do is be more like me and be less like you can't you see that you're smothering me holding too tightly afraid to lose control cause everything that you thought I would be has fallen apart right in front of you [caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow] every step that I take is another mistake to you [caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow] and every second I waste is more than I can take I've become so numb I can't feel you there become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this

A Number
For some of you, you will never be faced with the decisions i have been faced with, and I would not wish that on anyone, not even my worst enemy. But as of late, a lot of you have noticed that I'm not me...eluded to the fact that I am human, and I tend to show emotions when something bothers me. This is something that will haunt me for the rest of my life....not anything bad, but to me..it is a part of my life that I cannot change, I just have to deal with it, and move on. I jst hope you are never placed in the situation or anything similar like I have been placed. If you have, you will understand me on a much deeper level then what these words will tell you. I will begin by saying this... I am not perfect, I never have been, and never will be. I have made mistakes in my life, some of which I regret on a daily basis, and some that will haunt me for the rest of this life, and the one after I'm sure. I have been faced with many decisions as a medic/rescuer/savior. I have been

Number4
Laying on the swing Alone Just a few days ago we laid on it Together Off in the distance a train whistle Blowing Inside my heart Turmoil. Streaming down my face Tears running through my head Memories Of the love we had Dead Just as I am Inside

Numb
Numb by Andrew Harris ©2002 Expression from the depths of me, Diseased and broken, can’t you see? Our minds are working harder now. Suggestion force-fed us somehow. Violence and anger haunting, Scattered lies and hatred taunting Cradle doubt and yearn for more Welcome fears you dodged before Drowned by thoughts, so hard to see, The numbness quickly draining me Enough complaining, worship me, I’m someone you would love to be Follow in my footsteps please, Beg forgiveness from your knees. Judge the visions seen by eyes, Contaminating truth with lies Nothing sturdy, nothing sure The stimulating drive, so pure Crush my hopes and throw me out, Is this what all the hype’s about?

Numb - Linkin Park
-Total relate to this one. Music Video:NUMB (by Linkin Park) I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel y

Numbers
I know I've not been around much lately and for that I am sorry. So I though I'd stick me mobile number on here, in case nyine wanted to send me a text, make sure i'm still alive and such. So yeah, if anyone does feel free to do so, of course I will reply too, as long as I know who sent it. So here goes, number is 07950521124 (thats +447950 for you foreigners I think :P) Hope everyone is well and I'll try to be online for a while soon.

Number4
What SEX position are you?Doggie!!DAMN! You peoples like it ruff and wild...as that song goes "You and me baby aint nothin' but mamals so it lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel"!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Number5
How sexually stunning are you?Stunningly SexyYou are insanely full of sexiness. You know what you want & you know just how to get it. Your lover will enjoy how you put them over the edge. Keep up what you're doing, maybe some people could learn a thing or two from your sexy ways.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Number6
Whats Your Sexiest Body Part?ya bootyBOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWERE!!! Sweetie you got plenti of cushin for dat pushin! You no what yu got and your not afraid to show it. To better show off what yu got wear tight jeans, booty shorts, and dem sexi skirts.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Number7
Master Sex IQ TestA True MasterYou know your anatomy and how to reach the highest levels of ecstasy. The opposite sex quivers at the sound of your voice. Go get some!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Number8
SEX IQ (redo)SexterPlayful and knows what to say, when to say it and how to get what you want! You know what to do in the sack but you lack a bit of passion. You want to just go straight on to the bang!! Slam, bam thank you ma'am! How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Numb
I can’t feel the pain. My rounds have turned into scars, the scares make me skin thick and numb to the pain. This makes a man hard, it makes him cold, and the world loses its taste. Morality, civility is all irrelevant to him. He can’t feel the pain, he does not fit in. The sweltering jungle calls his name, the mosquitoes miss his thick cold blood, the sky does not let rain pour; there is no reason to, he is not there. The ground begs for his sweat. The desert is empty without him; it needs him. The dust storms go unnoticed. The sun has no one to bake. The inches of shadows found under a large boulder goes wasted. He is no there. The cold misses his cold blood. The frigged air has no one to cut and cause blisters. His skin can’t be cracked. The snow can’t melt about him; it can’t blind him with the reflections off of its surface. The morning cold misses the sound of his bone snapping and his joints popping. He can’t feel the pain. His wounds have turned into scars, the scars hav

Number One
i always try my hardest to be the good guy and be nice but sometimes lately i feel anger creep over as time goes on. i work hard and play hard but sometimes i just wanna say fuck it. i really need to think things through

Numb
There comes a point in life where you just become numb. Or at least I've become numb. No longer do I enjoy sex or the chase. I've been used and abused for so long that I'm numb to it all. Maybe not all, a few people still have the power to turn me on, but they can also turn me off. I've gotten to a point where I'm numb in every aspect of my life. I don't like my job, don't like alot of my families. Second guess every move I make, ask myself is this the right thing for me and my child. Wishing I could get back to where I was happy and where life didn't suck and I had so very much to look forward to. Nothing seems to go right and when I finally started to fall in love it was with someone who was more wrong for me than my ex. So now I'm numb to everyone and everything.

The Number 11
A little more about the #11 - could this be what we are all striving for? Master numbers accentuate the meanings of the single digits, and for that reason they are considered to be the most powerful vibrations. They symbolize the expansion of consciousness through a series of steps or illuminations as growth takes place, until the ultimate of Christ Consciousness is attained. Pythagorus said, "Eleven is the number of a cycle of new beginnings." When the forces of the Eleven become fully operative in people, they have the power to change their environments, to create new conditions, to build new bodies and new lives, all in harmony with the Divine Image in whose likeness they were fashioned in the beginning. Eleven is the number of Light. LIGHT 39782 29/11 It represents the hidden "knower." We live now in these spirals of awakening, where every philosophic thought should be considered, balanced, and judged for its value. We should not be biased by past beliefs or prese

Number 1
i'm in the mix like flour in the cake,i need to make a million how much powder does it take?cats these days are good about a hour then they flake,so i stay by my lonely,1 deeps cool don't like hanging with a phony....

Numb
I wish I was numb again. I understand why people turn to drugs or to alcohol. I used to be good at turning my feelings off. At least when your numb, it dosent hurt. There is no pain, But there is no life either. A friend of mine said one to me you have to have pain in your life, so you know when you are feeling joy. Pain seems to be endless, and joy is just fleeting. When you are numb, it dosent matter, time is not influenced by absence of either. Right now there is pain, 10 min from now may come joy. At least when your numb your expectations are met, And you can function in a dysfunctional world. I wish I was numb again.

Numbing My Heart
Numbing My Heart I am just a simple man Who came in contact with an Angel Lightening struck my core Desiring our hearts to tangle This Angel is more than I can dream Her wares ensnared every thought Fettered to this beauty With the chain held taut No I wasn’t ready for this The intensity overflowing Trying to hold the universe As the strain keeps growing Nothing could prepare me For the beauty I found And in this sea of emotion Any man could drowned Struck with the hammer of the gods Shattering all I knew about love Watching this Angel descend Lifting my soul high above She is an untamed beauty She is a priceless work of art Overwhelming me with passion Almost Numbing My Heart

Numbers
Name:___________________ Number:_________________ Service:________________ Text messaging: ( )yes ( )no Picture messaging: ( )yes ( )no Can I text you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I picture message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I call you?: ( )yes ( )no Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get

Number Made
You made me a number A cold nothing An object of amount not worth You made me a number Lured into the mass you have collected me Now to forget who I am So lost am I Written By: Labyrinth aka Teresa 11/8/2008

The Number 27
It is 3 to the third power. It is divisible by 9 and 3 and that is pretty much it. It is also my age this year and I'm not a fan of it. I know they say that 3 is the magic number but still not like this. . .maybe a 3 way but nope not today. Anyways, just my first random rant of my life on Fubar/LostCherry/CherryTap.

Numb
I couldn't believe it I felt so numb when she asked me the ultimate question how are you and the cowboy doing? She was having problems in her own relationship with my cousin and was asking me for advice. Of all ppl she was asking me like I have such a great record with men. I looked at her and realized that the cowboy and I had been over for a little over 4 months now. As for the rest of the guys I had kicked them to the curb. So I sat there and told her look whatever happens happens for a reason. I found myself qouteing every comment I had recieved or sent to my friends as advice.I told her also that no matter what to keep in touch with me that we were friends after all she had been with my cousin a little more then 5 yrs hell we were family. As I looked down at my cigerette I then told her look the cowboy came back from where ever he was and said he didn't want a relationship with me. The last guy turned out to be married and as for my ex well you know that story you were her

Number 6
You Are 6: The Loyalist You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal. People find you easy to love and care for. You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises. You're cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world. At Your Best: You are courageous, a positive thinker, and expressive. You can take on the world. At Your Worst: You are secretly insecure - which makes you sarcastic, cold, and argumentative. Your Fixation: Doubt Your Primary Fear: Abandonment Your Primary Desire: Security and support Other Number 6's: Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Jay Leno, Marilyn Monroe, and Julia Roberts. What Number Are You?

Number Two Try
free to run i am free to run i run though the forest i am free to do all i want, to run though the streets. i am free to run i am free to run to you. Free to do all i want, free to run to whomever i want, where ever i want. i am free to run i am free to run to you whom will consume me by kim mcmindes

:( Number 2
A minute of your time Is like an hour to appreciate, Having your attention Is something I look forward to. Your eyes looking at me, Your hands touching my face, Capturing my soul, then setting it free With your warm and loving embrace. Just one look I start to shiver, My body begins to shake, You truly make my body quiver. Everything happy is what you've come to make. I can't see life without you, No, not anymore. I hope you feel this, too. Each day I love you more and more. I've come to a conclusion... One so fair I will not go and ruin. Something true I feel is there. You are so powerful with just one touch. I love you, Baby, yes I do, I love you so much.

Number 3 Friend....
Below is one of my bestest friends, she has her 11's activated, could you please show her some love?? Thank you in advance,,, ~~ ♥ 1_Sweet_Angel ♥ ~~ NEVER MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY WHEN YOU ARE ONLY AN OPTION !!!@ fubar

The Numbers Game
I know what you're thinking...Is this another plea for people to add my Rock The Troops page so the numbers are more attractive to the bigger bands pr, right? Rock The Troops! Absolutely! The link was not only passed onto several different bands but also someone at CBS and Gary Sinise. And I know what you're also thinking.. What's in it for you, right? Rock The Troops! I don't know, maybe if enough people add Rock The Troops! then I might be inclined to cater to frivolous whims :D Use your imagination! Click Here-->>Rock The Troops! Then send your request here :)

Number 3
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'

Numb Is Dumb
posted on 03/12/2009 I have heard many people say "I feel numb." I'm guilty of saying it myself, but the more I think about it, the more I find myself thinking it's not the right use of the word. Numb describes being without feeling, would it be appropriate to say "I breathe vacuum"? I don't think so. While it is still approprate to use "nothing" as a term to describe one of the senses or lack of one: "My trunk? I hear nothing Officer!" using the term that describes the absence of something doesn't seem right. Something else I have noticed is the level of redundancy when it comes to computerized banking. Most people are aware of the redundancy in saying ATM machine, as the last M stands for machine. Its the equivalent of saying "I need to find an automated teller machine machine." What usually goes unmentioned is the term "PIN Number" which is saying "Personal Idenitfication Number number" What is it about banking that has us saying these things multiple times? Are w

Numb!!
no one to have no one to hold I lay here at night my heart is stone cold. I have tried to love but failed as you see pushes everthig away that I know will hurt me my friends are true and are always there but when i comes to the heart all I do is stear. it has been broken so many many times why do I let it when I know I will do the time I miss the fun I miss the laughs I miss feeling my heart now it's a broken piece of glass for these are my words and this is how I feel so I will lay here till I can no longer feel!!!!!

Numbness & Sacrifice
You make me feel more alive than I ever have, Yet you're slowly killing me more than I'd claim. How can that be possible both at the same time? 'Sometimes our hearts make the wrong and right thing the same' Love is never simple in the easiest of situations And this one is no exception to any rule; I'm hoping with everything I have that you're honest Otherwise I'm left to look like the naive fool. I'd rather be able to leave you behind Without a trace of the warm memories we shared, Which linger, with the sound of your solemn voice And the way it made you seem like you truly cared. At times I wish there was a way I could numb myself, From not just the lows, but the highs we can feel too. Be able to turn that numbness off whenever I want, Because being cold hearted isn't a good trait unless on cue. Then I wouldn't have to miss you at all once you're gone Or have this love left in my heart on a one way street, Then I wouldn't have felt the way I did when I was in

Number 2
So I had just recently been promoted to director of marketing after 4 years with the company and found myself in route to the annual analysis meeting at home office. This was my first visit to our NY city headquarters and I was feeling anxious about meeting our CEO and president not knowing what to expect. After all we are talking about men who make well over 100 million a year and have seen it all. After landing I found my way quickly to my destination and found myself waiting in the executive lounge with several other colleagues that I recognized from years of repetitive conference meetings. Taking a deep breath I knew this was going to be another long boring seminar on expectations and improving profitability but at least I was in NYC and could spend the next day or two exploring the city. Minutes latter we were being summoned into the executive conference room which was absolutely extravagant with an expansive black marble table in the center of the room . Surprisingly the light

Number 3
She had been planning this day for over 7 years. She remembered back to the day she received the phone call and offer for the position of maintenance at the San Quintin State Federal Prison. Of course "maintenance" was a pretty word for hazardous waste clean up. For years she had done everything from clean up blood soaked cells after fights to endlessly cleaning up after the pigs they call guards. Funny she never would of thought out of everyone she came in contact with that the guards would be the worst. Degrading her, ordering her around as if she was a nobody. Today was going to make everything worthwhile. She had watched meticulously the behaviors of both inmates and guards for months she finally had the highest access of security clearance allowing her into every block in the massive prison. Working nights had allowed her to explore and observe every aspect of her favorite block, Death Row. Tonight with zip ties in hand, her hair tucked up under her hat and dark Dickie's

The Number 1 Thing That Pisses Me Off
the number 1 thing that pisses me off is that women only go for guy because of what they drive or how much money they make it really pisses me of because that dont want someone for how they r treated or anything like they just want all the stupid shit that means nothing without true love

Numbers Of Things.
1. I hate when I'm ignored. There is a huge difference between not seeing something and completely being avoided. I'm being flat out avoided. 2. It's cold this morning. 3. I really wanted to go to NC this weekend, but my plans fell through. It sucks, but oh well. I'll get over it. 4. Van is such a flake, lol. He told me he'd "never" do something, and he's went and done it. No, it's not a bad thing, just something funny to me. 5. WhatsHisName [andy] made me some coffee. It's nice and hot. Now we are talking about cartoons. 6. Things in my life are actually looking really good. It's amazing what a move will do to a person. 7. I love my friends. 8. I have a friend that sent my bird a bling. Go figure, lol. My bird loved it though.

Numbness Covers My Pain
Darkest fears No longer can I feel, no longer can I cry, I just feel numb for living in solitude and isolated, It feels so cold, very cold that no one loves or cares about me. Jose Hermosillo

Numb
colder then a dead bodyyet I am fully alivehow can that befor you cant even seeI don’t feel coldI feel numbhad the feeling for years nowwhy doesn't anyone understand that feelingis it to unreeling to feelonly ones who been through so much pain can understand numbits as empty and hollow as a skeletonnot knowing what is going onEverything is spinningLost in one’s thoughtsEverything is blurredLooking blank although thee is day dreaming hands now wrinkle and oldWhite as snow from the coldwhat is happening tome?am I trapped in this world forever?I want to feel!I want to be loved!I want joy!oh god, why can't feel?I am so desperate!someone please save me!I don't even know why feel like this anymore!what is...happening....to.....m e...... I awake from my trancedI feel as cold as iceI am cryingI'm feeling so much painI know whybut ill never dare sharefor the world knows anywayMy heart always been brokenwaiting for someone to put it back togetheruntil then I am shatteredand forever s

Number The Stars In The Air
We got home from bowling Thursday night – I’d brought Sarah and Jeffrey with me to visit Martha and Mary on their leagues after Margaret met me at Allan and Malesa’s house with the kids since she had babysat them for us for the day – and Sarah was looking up as she got out of our van and pointed to “so many stars in the air”! Jeffrey was looking up too, but our daughter’s who actually said it and her mom and aunt were quick to correct her “stars in the SKY”. And when I was younger and not as wise as I hopefully am now, I would have done the same thing. Later that night, Sarah corrected me when I said what she did; I said “stars in the air” and she said “sky”! Yesterday was my day off for the week from my office, and I volunteered three hours of my time to raise money for KHRT’s Horn of Plenty program to make sure families without food or kids without toys get them this Christmas. During my time at

Numbing The Pain
Dreams torn to pieces, broken like glass Hope faded away, withered like leaves Not knowing is blessing, ignorance the only protection Nothing is numbing my pain The fragments of my faith Became the blade in my hand Just darkness my eyes see Pushed me to the end of all dead-end-streets A curse - cannot lie to myself I'm doomed - cannot silence my heart Fear is the tool, conformity our medicine How can I smile as this age dies, like everybody else Dancing around the fire, that burns this world Cannot bend down, I would just break I hate myself for playing their game Parents poison their children, never teach them to question If it only wasn't for this certainty in me I am a giant in their tiny world

Numb
Numb………… If I could be so lucky Instead I hear echos I feel the hole in me Growing and taking- More and more. I’m not numb I feel the pain and burn I feel the depth of the hole in my soul I see where it should have gone But it will never be. Numb………… I should be so lucky

Number 16 For Roger
The master did it again. Roger Federer won the Australian Open beating Scot Andy Murray. Federer won his 16th major with ease in straight sets. He hardly had time to break a sweat. It seems the only other player that can challenge him is Spaniard Rafael Nadal. Unfortunately, Nadal is working through some injuries. Without question this winner of 16 majors is one of the greatest tennis players the sport has ever seen. Hurry back Rafe. Roger needs a worthy challenger. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584406,00.html?test=latestnews BlastFM is a worthy station to listen to. Great music 24/7 for your enjoyment. www.live365/stations/blastcasterfm

Numb
I've been waiting about a year for this day. I knew it was coming at some point, and I really thought it'd be a longer before it happened. And I knew it was going to hurt. But I never could have anticipated that it would hurt this much.... After today's events from the beginnig of the day to now, and everything that's been happening the last few weeks, I'm officially numb again. A feeling I don't welcome, and never wanted to be reminded of again after what I went through last year...but I guess there's only so much disappointment and pain a person can take before it's just so much that you don't care anymore and you lose any kind of feeling whatsoever... I will never know myself until I do this on my own cuz I will never feel anything else until my wounds are healed I will never be anything til I break away from me I will break away. Ill find myself todayI wanna heal I wanna feel what I thought was never real I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long. erase all the pain til it's g

Numb...
aking a tall stance ready to fight it off Just maybe i can resist Taking a seat and falling into a feeble state Damn it, again It's hard to recall where the demons entered They pay there dues with force And a stern discombobulating Aches hit A frantic yet lurking shot exits my eyes Get it together Stop Quit I need some relief Closure opposes me It's me vs. me The room is silent the insanity screams Eyes gleaming into madness an ambivalent masochist feeding on ego living the ways of a narcissist phantasmagory settling in visions i never quite knew that this could exist uncertainty is making things ambiguous i dont think you quite grasp the complexity everything now cryptic i can tell you are evasive dont believe in your cunning manner it wont go far with me the others, they were dumbfounded but not i, my dearest... i am enlightened. observing your masquerade i become now of it part of your carnival of deception the pitfall led me into your artifice once i

Number 16 For Tiger
According to her husband, Devon James is the #1 internet searched girl. Why is she you ask? It’s because she’s Tiger Woods alleged sex partner #16. The husband, Kevin James, is a porn star who said he, Devon and Tiger did the 3 some thing. Wouldn’t it be something if there was a Tiger porn audition video? http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/24/devon-james-husband-wife-slept-with-tiger-woods/?test=faces BlastFM auditions 24/7 for your listening pleasure. Stop by for some listening fun. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Number Game
Name:_______________ Number:_______________ text messaging (yes or no): ______ picture messaging (yes or no): _________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. Can i have your # Title it can i have your number

Numb
i sit upon my bed wondering about my life, where ive been and how far ive gone, chastising my inner thoughts as i yell and scream for someone to hear, not a soul around to save me from myself. my demons are taking over, not sure how long i have left, spirits growing tired and my body full of hate. all alone without a soul to care, much more then i can bare, loneliness and emptiness is all i can feel, its about as good as i can deal. my dreams are shattered, heart is battered and no one understands. I've lost all hope in life its self just want to be numb from it all.

Number Eighteen At Augustana Lutheran And Other Strange Things About Baseball
Baseball is played on dirt and grass, yet if the ball gets dirty it’s got to be replaced with a clean ball. This is part of a radio series I’m hearing right now, and it’s funny when you think about it; certain behaviors we find awkward or actions we would get arrested for are perfectly legal or “safe” in baseball. (And probably in every other sport as well, but I won’t go into that today.) One thing legal in the United States that I was proud to do today was vote in our primary election – unlike a general election held every two years in November, you have to proceed in a primary election to vote among one political party’s candidates, except when the office or issue is non-political, e.g. for a ballot measure or for a city office. I got to my polling place (moved from Ramstad Middle School due to construction) and cast the eighteenth ballot of the morning just after nine this morning. Martha and I brought our Town and Country Van

Numb
He can’t feel the pain The wounds have turned into scars the scares make his skin thick and numb to the pain This makes a man hard It makes him cold The world loses its taste Morality, civility is all irrelevant Can’t feel the pain, do not fit in The sweltering jungle calls his name, the mosquitoes miss his thick cold blood. The sky does not let rain pour; there is no reason to, he is not there. The ground begs for his sweat. The desert is empty without him; it needs him. The dust storms go unnoticed. The sun has no one to bake. The inches of shadows found under a large boulder goes wasted. He is no there. The cold misses his cold blood. The frigged air has no one to cut and cause blisters. His skin can’t be cracked. The snow can’t melt about him; it can’t blind him with the reflections off of its surface. The morning cold misses the sound of his bone snapping and his joints popping. He can’t feel the pain His wounds have turned int

Numbering Family And Friends
It has come to my attention, after a long conversation with a Dear sweet friend I met on here and I love him very much,He thought I didn't care about him anymore because he wasn't in my top family or friends,So I have removed the number's and will not number a Fu family member or Friend again on here,I would hate to lose a great friend because of number's..I do care about each and everyone,though honestly I come to love a few people on here that mean the world to me,even though I have never met them...I have special feelings for everyone but I have to say a few that have become very close to me,in chatting,texting and on yahoo..you know who you are or should .After all I came to this site not really knowing exactly what it was in 07,deleted because of personal things in my life,But I have come to enjoy the very few close friends I have here,would greatly miss them,for you that haven't known me or tried to,I am a very caring,loving person that has a very big heart,My heart breaks when

Number Of Rituals Of Wedding In Telugu
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The Number Twelve Makes Me Twitter
“Texas Telly and the Golden Triangle of Destiny” sounds like a great movie! Sarah and Jeffrey were watching “Sesame Street” this morning before I took them to my in-laws’ for the day … until you have kids of your own, I don’t think you can really appreciate the 42-year-home to Big Bird, Elmo, Grover, and Oscar again. As a kid it’s a given, even if out of the corner of my eye I’m the one who catches the pop culture spoofs. From an actor’s standpoint, it seems if you’ve either appeared on “Sesame Street” to introduce the word of the day or been lampooned on “Saturday Night Live” (turning 36 this year) YOU HAVE ARRIVED. Of course, the kids don’t stay up late to watch SNL and neither do I anymore! But they came close last night due to our eating late and playing about thirty minutes of Monopoly with them and Martha! I miss a full game of that … Like battle plans, according to v

Numb
Here comes the numbness Worse than the pain What's worse than hurting? To not feel a damn thing Here comes the coldness A heart made of stone Fuck the whole world We're all in this alone Here comes the coldness A heart made of ice Fuck the fake smile And, trying to play nice...

Numb---lp
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Number Two
I just returned from my second 5k walk... I had 3 personal goals. 1. Finish 2. Under an hour 3. Not to be last. I did the first two, I was last though. But I will say this...the amount of support I got as I neared the finish line was heart warming, it made tears well up in my eyes. People who cheered me on after they finished running it and I was just finishing lap one, were there for my finish...it made my chest tight...which meant I needed my inhaler LOL My nephew walked with me for the first 2.6 miles, then I let him run the rest while I walked...and he was amazing...he came back and cheered for me and walked to the finish with me :) I am blessed. Maybe a hair insane too, cardio kick boxing class in in and hour LOL Go big or stay home, right? My time for the first 5k was 1:03.54....this one was 59.34...If I keep shaving 4 min off I will be running them in no time :D Pardon my pride, but I am mighty freakin pleased with myself. I went from sedintary to finishing a

Number One? 20 Not So Good Categories That The United States Leads The World In (repost)
Is the United States "number one"? Many Americans take deep pride in their nation and the truth is that the U.S. has a lot going for it. The United States has the largest economy in the world. The United States also has the most powerful military on the entire planet. The United States has produced most of the greatest movies that the world has ever seen. But the United States is also number one in a lot of categories that are not go great. If we ever want to turn this country around, we need to be very honest with ourselves. We need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and realize that it is not a good thing that we are number one in divorce, drug addiction, debt, obesity, car thefts, murders and total crimes. We have become a slothful, greedy, decadent nation that is exhibiting signs of advanced decay. Until we understand just how bad our problems really are, we won't be able to come up with the solutions that we need. A lot of people that write articles li

Number 10
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Numb....
Im sitting here listening to Numb...(song on my profile) and it so describes me at this time right now. I am numb...a vessel of what I once was. This holiday season has turned into pure hell. Shit this last year has been one fucked up roller coaster that I seem unable to get off of. Between the fucked up relationships, the economy, and the news that a woman who has been a mother to me for the last 17 years, has cancer. (as seen in another blog) well three days before christmas we were all told that her battle is coming to an end. and not one you want. There is nothing left to help her. She was sent home to live out her remainder days as best she can. With the help of pain meds to ease her suffering. and all I can do is sit here look in my daughters faces and wish I could take this pain away from them. Watching their actions change, their attitudes. Everything in them is changing as we all have watched her fade away to nothing. waiting for the day we wake and she will have finally been

Number One
When your strolling the street, and just rocking to the beat, remember the people under your feet. The ones that no one can see, you have been there and didn't want to be, stop and think that could of been me. Give them as much as you could, if you were there you'd be wishin they would, so its like maybe you should. You can praise the highest one, bullshit the regs, but your not done, remember the ones that could of won. They may kind of reak, and not be fashion sleek, but they are not gross and meek. They have a heart like you, they have been happy through and through, and still in search of a four leaf clover too. You might figure your the best, and better than the rest, You aren't, you just had the items needed for the test. For this country to be number one,

Numbers...
Ok people... for all those guys who pass around their number to everyone... i dont want your number. so dont give it to me... maybe if i asked for it, yeah thats fine because im interested in you... but if im not even talkin to you and you just throw your number at me... yeah im never gonna text you or call you... reason why i dont text is because i get a number and start texting... then an hour later the person disappears... ummm... not worth it to me.. sooo the little number who read this, you have been warned..

Numbered Ghost Bling Accounts
WHAT IS A NUMBERED GHOST BLING ACCOUNT YOU MIGHT ASK? It is an account with a number as the name because the owner of the account has been locked out of settings by fubar due to questionable impropriety. The ghost bling account has the following properties: 1. No ability to change or access SETTINGS. Therefore, the ower can not delete the account. 2. No ability to rate, like or comment. 3. Receives chats but can not send chats. 4. Ability to fan and add friends and manage family. 5. Abiltiy to activate bling and move bling but when polishing bling, only receives one point per polish. The owner of the polished bling receives 3 points. This is why I refer to it as a ghosted bling account. LOL

Numbers. &quoot;ten Out Of 13 Games
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Numero Uno!
Because everyone has to start somewhere. This is me, whats up? I'll probably end up tellin some cool stuff here or bitching about idiots, because everyone knows they're fuckin' everywhere. But yeah. Nothing like a truly lazy Sunday, a 3 hour work fest, and then more laziness. And Taco Burgers. lol. Anyone near ABQ? Wanna meet up?

Numerology Portrait
The ancient science of numerology offers insight into the personality by assigning numeric values to names and birth dates, calculating numerological values and then interpreting the results. To calculate the values used in numerology, all digits of a number are first added together. If the outcome is a number with more than one digit, the resulting digits are added together again until they are reduced to a single digit. For example, the number 27 is reduced by adding 2 + 7 to get 9. The number 1974 is reduced by adding 1 + 9 + 7 + 4 to get 21; then 21 is further reduced by adding 2 + 1 to get 3. All numbers are reduced to single digits between 1 and 9 except the special master number 11, which is not reduced in numerological calculations. Letters are first converted into numbers, which are then added together until they become a single digit. The letter A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, etc.; M = 13, which becomes 1 + 3 = 4. For example, the name Amy is equal to 1 + 4 + 7 = 12. 12 is then f

Numerous Strange News... I'm Behind Lol
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Numerous Inspiration.... Behind There Too...
“Get down on your knees and thank God you are on your feet.” – Irish saying “Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.” – Margaret Lee Runback “Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.”—Unknown “Nothing happens unless first a dream.” – Carl Sandburg “Life only demands from you the strength you possess.” – Dag Hammarkjold “I’ve got a theory that if you give 100% all the time, somehow things will work out in the end.” – Larry Bird “It takes more distress and poison to kill someone who has peace of mind and loves life. – Bernie S. Siegel “We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal, and then leap in the dark to our success. – Unknown “Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. – Karl Barth “It’s the way you ride the trail that counts. – Dale Evans “The essence of love is kindness. – Robert Louis Stevenson “Happiness and moral duty are inseparable connected.” – George Washington “What is wron

Numerology
NUMEROLOGY by Lady Bridget, © 1998 Adding the Power of Numbers to Your Magick Numerology is the study of the meanings behind numbers, and their special associations. There are many sources for a student to use, and there is more than one system available. To Chiero, in his book "Cheiro's Book of Numbers", the number 6 for example, is associated with Venus and with love. To many magicians, however, the number 6 is associated with money. This really isn't totally opposite when you consider that Venus loves luxury, and luxury is expensive. But as in most things, you will have to decide for yourself what the number means for you and how to interpret it. This article is simply designed to help you determine the number most correctly asscociated with the spell working you have in mind. It is best to try to be consistent with the numbers for your spell; to pick one number and try to keep all the correspondences working within it. Numerical Table of Associations ..> Number Associatio

Numerology
Deanna, your Life Path of 1 ... Your life path number is number 1, and so you are probably also blessed with a great drive and burning desire to be "number one" at whatever you do. Unfortunately, your competitive spirit sometimes gets you into trouble with friends and family, as work and ambition take precedence over emotional relationships. You have a great faith in yourself that often achieves result despite great odds ... yet at the same time, has you often accused of having an enormous ego. However, in your defense, it is that enormous ego that gives you the daring and courage to change everybody's life for the better. You have probably been born into one of two life paths. Either you have been born into wealth and privilege and coddled by lucky circumstances into becoming "great" in some way or you are thriving despite great challenges such as poverty and war. The number 1 is the number of the hero and this is why you find many disabled as well as super achievers (suc

Numerical Consequences?
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Numerology
The influence of your Day of Birth; Your birthday is on the 23rd, which makes your birth number 5. CHARM is your middle name! And there's nothing insincere about your character either. You truly like being around people. Your friends bring out your best side -- a genuine wit and honesty that draw people to you like flies to honey. Part of your attraction is that you're a HEALING woman. Even if your career has nothing to do with medicine or the healing arts, people will seek you out for emotional and spiritual healing. Another reason people are drawn to you is your independence and self-sufficiency. Your friends and loved ones most likely want to be around you in hopes that your character will rub off on them! Your Destiny number; A refined intellectual, a woman who's studious, analytical and very research oriented . . . If you've heard yourself described in these terms by friends from time to time, there's a reason. You're under the influence of a 7 Destiny. The 7 focu

Numero Dos
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Maegan 2. A four letter word: Mood 3. A boy's name: Matthew 4. A girl's name: Monica 5. An occupation: Mechanic 6. A colour: Maroon 7. Something you wear: Makeup 8. A food: Meatballs 9. Something found in the bathroom: Mirror 10. A place: Manhattan Beach 11. A reason for being late: My daughter was sick 12. Something you shout: MMMMMM GODDDDD!!! 13. A movie title: Madea Goes to Jail 14. Something you drink: Mai Tai 15. A musical group: Machine Head 16. An animal: Monkey 17. A street name: Madison Avenu

The Numerology Of 44
The Numerology of 44 (Dealing with my new age...)44 is a powerful number. Know why? Because the 4 vibrates with paying attention to detail and building a solid foundation for the future. In 44, that effect is doubled. Plus, the two numbers (4 and 4), adding up to 8, have an umbrella vibration of effective management, controlling group dynamics, building large structures (buildings, bridges, organizations), and financial control.44 is a “master number” in numerology, meaning it has an extremely potent vibration, but also falls back into its lower vibration when not held appropriately… In a nutshell, I find it to have meanings of sacrifice and balance, work and structure, yet exertion and decay.Impeccability, desire with insight, wisdom with reason, intensity, conviction, adeptship, heroism, self-control, discipline, controlled energy focused.44 is magnificence and manifestation - the master architect and alchemist who can transform an idea and structure into a powerfu

Numerology And Gemstones
One of the most brilliant books ever written about gems in generalis "Love is in the Earth" by a channeller named Melody. This book,which details the metaphysical prosperities of the mineral world,also touches on the topic of gemstones and their numericalvibrations. This is worth knowing that you can wear certain gemstones in orderto amplify the powers of your own Life Path (the sum of your birth date) orExpression number (the sum of your name value.) You could have the stonesset in a ring, a bracelet or in a pendant.What follows is a breakdown of numerology numbers for each Life Path orExpression number, and the gemstones that you could wear to amplify thevibration of that gemstone. Notice that some gemstones like the Bloodstone vibrate to more thanone number. Some like the Period vibrate to several numbers.This is by no means a comprehensive list, but looks at the mostcommon stones that are used to be set in jewelry.If you are a Life Path or Expression number -One - Aquamarine, Be

Numerology: The Ancient First Name Letter Interpretations
Numerology has a great deal to do with the numeric value of the alphabet and there are many legends and theories about how this came about. The alphabet itself was inspired by pictorial representations that recorded elaborate stories. These full pictographs originally were abbreviated to form hieroglyphics with each symbol depicting a word. As more time elapsed the glyphs were further reduced to represent individual sounds and then the consonants and vowels that we know today.The modern alphabet that numerological systems are based on is derived from an earlier hieroglyphic system that is still used by Japanese and Chinese cultures. Each letter also symbolizes a number. This has remained unchanged, even though our speech patterns have evolved to make some sounds obsolete.Each sound is thought to also have an esoteric spiritual implication, with an essence that can be described as a number. Even more meaning is given to the very first letter of the word.Here is a breakdown of the nume

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Num3 Poem
Love used to be at the back of my mind. Dead and lifeless like the sun with no shine. Then you came along and showed me love is beautiful. You brought me to life, so strong and spiritual. When I think of you, the world just leaves. From my mind and from my dreams. I see someone that is caring and full of heart. Someone daring, someone special, someone to share my heart. I made this poem only for you. To think of me when you're feeling blue. I Love You!

The Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices > that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. > > She asks him why he is staring. > He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to > offend you" > > She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old > as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance > to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's > nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." > > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: > #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." > > The cab driver is very excited and says, > "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! > > "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." > The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a > hooker blush > > But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts > crying. > > "My dear ch

Nun At Hooters
>> A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, > walked into a local > >> Hooters. > >> The place was hopping with music and loud > conversation and every once > >> In awhile the lights would turn off. Each time > the lights would go > >> out, > >> The place would erupt into cheers. > >> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the > room went dead silent. > >> She > >> walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I > please use the > >> restroom? > >> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn > you that there is a > >> statue > >> of a naked man in there wearing only a fig > leaf." > >> "Well, in that case I'll just look the other > way," said the nun. > >> So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of > the restaurant, and > >> She preceded to the restroom. After a few > minutes, she came back out, > >> and > >> The whole place stopped just long enough to > give the nun a loud round > >> of >

Nun And A Truck Driver
Nun and a Truck Driver A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married.. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ass. The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When they were done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party.

The Nun And The Cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely. "Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun. "Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby. "No, really." said the nun "I won't mind." So the Cabby told her: "Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun." "Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked "Robert" "Are you married?" "No." "Are you christian?" "Yes." "Then Pull into the next alley." The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab. While driving, the cabby started to cry. "Why are you crying?" asked the nun "I'm sorry, I've lied." "How so?" "Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish." "Well, I've done a bit of lying too..." smiled the nun "My name is George and I'm going to a costume party."

Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you l

The Nun And The Skinhead
A nun sat on train. A skinhead sits in front of her eating a bag of prawns. He, then, starts spitting the heads at her. The nun picks them up and throws them out the window. Suddenly, she pulls the emergency stop cord. The skinhead says, "You stupid bitch! You'll get a $50 fine for that!" The nun replied, "When I shout rape and the police smell your finger you'll get 10 years."

The Nun And Taxi Driver
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just abouteverything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!""OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I

A Nun And A Priest
A nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.' 'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..' 'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?' 'Anything, Father.' 'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.' 'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.' The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. 'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.....she consented and he fondled them for several minutes. 'Father, could I ask something of you?' 'Yes, Sister?' 'I have never see

Nun At Hooters
Nun in HootersA nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?The bartender replied, "OK Sister, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.""Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?""Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?""No

The Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’ ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?&rs

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Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have as Kids Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ************ ******** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ************ ******** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ************ ******** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ************ ******** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ************ ******** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE

Nursing
Nursing... - when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. -- when you tell a man you meet for the first time you're a nurse, you're expected to laugh hysterically when he asks you for a sponge bath, as if it was the most original and wittiest thing you've ever heard. -- your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up. -- men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion porn movies about nurses. -- everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have. -- you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors. -- you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce. -- you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.

Nursery Rhymes Updated
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As Kids.........
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill; And now they have a son. ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat, took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and ma

Nurse Carol Blues
Well, Today was a very long day...but nobody died...so....lol. I do private duty nursing...and I take care of an elderly couple...He's had 3 strokes and she has congestive heart failure. He can't speak...but moans and cries all day.....and she complains about which washcloth goes where...drives me nuts!!!!!!! I am suppose to be singing in Athens next Friday ...which means I have to cut out of work early....but NOW..Just today I find out she is having surgery NEXT THURSDAY !!!!! Now I am probably gonna be put in the position of choosing work over music. (not that i'll get fired) but I have been scheduled for this singing for a long time...and there is a big crowd suppose to be there...well big for me apx. 5 to 6 hundred people. I don't what to do...my head is hurting. I need to have a drink...or roll up a blunt or something. Then I could be drunk,hungover and paranoid....lmao If anybody reads this....let me know what ya think I should do....Music...or work. I'll let ya'll decide for

A Nursing Quote
"Nursing in its broadest sense may be defined as an art and a science which involves the whole patient-- body, mind, and spirit; promotes his spiritual, mental, and physical health by teaching and by example; stresses health education and health preservation, as well as ministration to the sick; involves the care of the patient's environment-- social and spiritual as well as physical; and gives health service to the family and community as well as to the individual." (1944) Quoted by: Sister Mary Olivia Gowan 1888 - 1977

Nurse Nancy
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!'' ''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!'' All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway. ''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''

Nursery Rhymes Gone Wrong
I found this in one of my kids nursery rhyme books and just wanted to share it with everyone: I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY I love little pussy, Her coat is so warm And if I don't hurt her She'll do me no harm. Now can anyone tell me if you think this is appropriate reading for my 2 and 4 year old daughters? Or is it just me?

Nurse
A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted After a 20 hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says, "Well, that's just great.........that's really great..........Some ass hole's got my pen

Nursery Rhymes We Did Not Have
Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as children Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ************ ******** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ************ ******** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ************ ******** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ************ ******** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ************ ******** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ************ ******** GEOR

Nursing Jokes
Do you know the difference between a nurse and a nun? The nun only has to serve one god. ********************************************* Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore! ********************************************* A nurse caring for a man from Kentucky asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. The nurse asked to see the jelly and the man produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

Nurse, Nurse!!
Repost of a hilarious joke shared by my dear friend, Witchie Woman. Luv ya!! *giggle* ---------------------------------------------- Black Testicles? A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his

The Nursing Home
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

Nursing Home Humor
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents and staff tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. “Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way,Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped o

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have
Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have Growing up... Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HUMPTY D

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have Growing Up...
Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have Growing Up... (ty Canuckistani Cyber Guy) Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nursing
I just signed up for a CNA course...it is 15 weeks long and starts in September and will certify me nationally. Not what I really want to be doing, but its a foot in the door while I wait to get in my RNA program. IM SO EXCITED!

Nursing/bartending Student...
So ive spent the past 10 years or so goofing off when i should have been studying and out partying and i should be resting up for work, quiting job after job dropped out of college twice, and just totally irrisponsible. I even ended up losing the man i was going to marry over my imaturity. For the longest time i didnt know what i wanted to do with my life. i was quite content going out and just getting shitfaced and popping pills and not having a care in the world about anything but me. Now thatim ready to settle down and start a family im thousands of dollars in debt, and working at walmart. But i suppose things could be worse, and they have been, so i am just thankful that i have begun to see the light.. and speaking of the light, last night it just occured to me what i want to do... what i want to be "when i grow up" so, i am looking into bartending school as well as nursing school. its a mix between 2 things i love.. drinking and helping people. lol So, if anyone has gone to scho

The Nurse
The Nurse> > A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a> rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She> looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,'Well,> that's great..........that's really great.......... Some asshole's got> my pen."

Nursery Rhyme Ponderings ...
Why are the mice blind? Were they born that way or was it the result of a tragic accident? Do Jack Spratt and his wife have eating disorders? What kind of drugs was the cow on to make it jump over the moon? Is Pumpkin eater a Euphemism for something else? Who's genius idea was it to put a cradle in a tree?

Nursery Rhymed Departure Mixed With Disneylandgoodbyes..
Nursery Rhymed Departure Mixed With Disney Land Goodbyes... With a touch as electric as lightning, the chill of your hand sparked the beat in my heart. Bursting in the backfire of my soul, the poisoned dioxide leaked from my lungs, causing me to burp up carbonated romance and molded joy. Knocking on the door of my veins, my steadily-slowing pulse skyrockets as your gaze meets mine, throwing me over the moon. With my thoughts swirling like chocolate syrup in the Milky-Way and the acid of indigestion causing waves of nauseous chaos deep down, you would expect Mother Goose to stop the torture at that. Instead, the Itsy-Bitsy Spider spins webs in my head as Little Boy Blue makes a pact with the spoon to get rid of the shoe very soon. Old Mother Hubbard has cleaned out her cupboard, finding Fuzzy-Wuzzy's fur has blinded the three tailless mice. And who could forget about laying twigs straight, or about the sticks and stone

Nurse Tracy And The Old Man
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a Nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

Nursery Rhymes Went Wrong
These are rude nursery rhymes, songs and remakes of songs the way they should have been done... Masturbation Song You don't need to use a condom You don't need a dental dam You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am." Don't need to spring for dinner, Or wear all that sexy stuff All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff 'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand! It's natural, and organic It's easy and it's fun If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done You don't need a special license You don't need a special skill Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill 'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand, Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand! (Musical bridge, with lots of suggestive dance moves on the ROCKER'S part. For instance, he does that one bit where you jump backwards on one leg while playing air g

A Nurse Walks Into A Bank(lmao)
A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat says, "Well, that's just great.........That's really great.......... Some asshole's got my pen."

Nurse
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y

Nurse Glitter!
Sooo Ive been slowly gathering things to make this kickass Nurse Costume Ive been thinking about/wanting. So far... This is the white corset top. The trim around the top has little roses/flowers. Im planning on sewing a small red glass bead into each flower, so there will be small red light beading around the top. Im thinking about doing something with either red where the boneing goes up and down or doing a red medical + where each breast goes. The skirt im still undecided about. But I bought these sweet ass boots, and my roomie says i should wear one red and one white with my costume. whatcha think so far?

Nursing Home Sex
Nursing Home Sex Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "Sex!!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,

Nurse
.....man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth & nose "NURSE" he mumbles are my testicles black ? Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in 1 hand & testicles in the the other, she takes a close at them & says therz nothing wrong with them sir . Man pulls of the oxygen mask smiles at her says very slowly "Thanks 4 that, it was just wonderful but listen very very carefully ...... are - my - test- results -back

Nursery Rhymes 2007
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two slices of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls

Nurse
The nurse is a unique figure in medical personnel dreams because of the romance attached to the helping professions. Sometimes nurses are even portrayed as angels. Aside from the romantic component, nurses often functions as extras in other medical or sickness dreams.

The Nurse
(one of my first poems. Still working on it. lol) A nurse is someone who shows compassion, a man or woman it doesn't matter. There're overworked and underpaid, but still they come to work each day. They put up with a lot of bull, from doctors and patients who are very rude. So remember the next time when you need a nurse, be thoughtful and kind, and they will be too.

Nursing
I often have a hard time explaining to people why I choose to work in an extended care facility. People often think of it as just a place where people shit on themelves and die. Needless to say, I can never find the right words to describe why I do what I do. It's true that the job is far from glorious, and the rewards can seem few and farbetween. When I need inspiration I buy books about nursing, stories of encouragement.It helps me to understand that I am not the only person in the world crazy enough to put up with the shit I put up with on a daily basis. Lately I have needed quite a bit of inspiration, and in my readings I came across something that made me laugh out loud. It explains perfectly what I can't. Here it is..... Bringing the cows home. When I was a teenager, I worked at a nursing home as a nursing assistant. Althought the hours were long and the duties not always pleasant, I developed an understanding, respect and love for the residents. Elm

A Nurse 's Heart Attack
A NURSES HEART ATTACK EXPERIENCE > > > > I am an ER nurse, (day in and day out!) and this is > the best description of this event that I have ever heard. > > > > Please read, pay attention, and send it on! > > > > > FEMALE HEART ATTACKS > > I was aware that female heart attacks are different, > but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart > attacks (Myocardial > > infarction) Did you know that women rarely have the > same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart > attack...you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the > cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we > see in the movies. > > > > Here is the story of one woman's experience with a > heart attack. > > > > "I had a completely unexpected heart attack at about 10 > :30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one > would suspect > >

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As Kids . . .
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Little Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings ' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GE

The Nurse~~
A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says: Well, that s great....that s just great....some asshole s got my pen!

Nursery Rhymes You Didnt Hear When You Were A Kid :p
MARY had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered, And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. MARY had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. JACK and JILL went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. JACK and JILL went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water. Don't know what they did up there, They came down with a daughter. SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb ass" Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. Hey Diddle, Diddle the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls an

Nurse??????????????
Ok lol....My name is Cindy and I am not a Nurse I was playing one on here but........Peeps think I am so I choose 2 change...I do take care of my Daughter and help her w/her diabetes shots doing insulin vials and insulin pump supplies...so I sorta am at home....lol...So yes I did change it and that is why I did I dont want 2 offend the ones that are a Nurse themselves!!!!!!!!

Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the Pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, you Dumb Ass' ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock.

Nursing Pic
So, I have a photo posted here which shows me nursing my son. You can barely see anything of my breast, but it is pretty obvious what I am doing. Someone thought they should comment on it, saying "omfg that is sick and right on cam too". I deleted the comment but I am still upset about it, and to top it all off that person requested that I add them as a friend! Um, no, you don't get to call me sick and then be my friend. WTF? There are thousands of hoebags on this site showing nearly all of their tits on their blasts, but I get criticized for a picture of me feeding my baby? This country is fucked up. It's "sick" to feed a baby the normal way, but it is ok for people to feed their babies nasty fake cow milk and it is ok for women to show their tits to complete strangers. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Nurseryman
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Nursing Home Sex
Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner,Harold goes to a secluded spot in the garden behind the Center to sit andponder his accomplishments and long life.One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden.. They begin to chatand before they know it, several hours have passed.After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks,"Do you know what I miss most of all?"She asks, "What?""Sex!!" he replies.Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gunto your head!""I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold itfor a while.""Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes hismanhood and proceeds to hold it.Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where theywould sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make s

Nurse
Nurse The nurse is a unique figure in medical personnel dreams because of the romance attached to the helping professions. Sometimes nurses are even portrayed as angels. Aside from the romantic component, nurses often functions as extras in other medical or sickness dreams.

The Nurse
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over 20 years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then, said Fred as he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. 'I am so sorry' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem? 'It's swollen' Fred replied. She ran out of the room.

Nurse Gives A Titty Fuck To Her Patient
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Nurse Shoves A Stethoscope Between Legs
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Nurse!
So yea, I've got this nasty flu that just seems to be getting worse. I'm drinking plenty of water and taking some OTC stuff, but can't seem to lay down without drowning, so here I sit again. I haven't actually blogged for ages, but figured fuggit. Still no luck on the job front, and I think I am just going to have to enroll in school and be done with it. (when I can get enough energy to go drive to the campus that is) Got the lights up for Christmas yesteday, which probably didnt' help my ailment, but oh well, the kids are happy lol. But with the exception of that, I'm in pretty good spirits these days, and think the future holds good things for those around me. I haven't been around much here lately, at least, not out in the open, but I realized life goes on, and as such for those around here. I enjoy some folks around here, and others I've realized pretty much don't give a crap about me, and I'm okay with that. I'm just grateful for what I have, and that at the end

Nurse, Are My Testicles Back ?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure . A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.' He struggles to ask again,

Nursery School Gurgaon
INTRODUCTIONIda is the fruition of a pioneering vision – to induce a meaningful shift in early child care, nursery school gurgaon and education in India.It is a community space for childhood explorations. The emphasis is on surrounding each child in a responsive and adaptive environment that nourishes their imagination and promotes self-discovery.Ida ensures that the world around the little child is a joyful place. Ida play group gurgoan provides opportunities for parents, siblings, grandparents and facilitators to articulate their thoughts and feelings, as well as forge long-term relationships with one another to establish a world of love for the child. We invite and welcome parents, siblings and grandparents to interact in our warm and enriching environment and engage with us at their own pace, individually or as a community.ESSENCE Ida means insight and refers to planet Earth as the primary caregiver of all life forms. In its essence, Ida is a much needed sh

420nurse Summer Rain
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The Nurse Caughty Me
Nurses humiliatessissifies a man caught wearing panties I don't know why I forgot to wear men's briefs that day, perhaps I was just so used to the comfortable feel of silk and lace that I didn't even think about it when I dressed. Or maybe I had an unconscious desire to be caught; to finally have my little secret uncovered. So here I sat at the walk-in clinic, debating whether to leave, or to risk the off chance that I might be caught wearing women's underwear. Surely, if I had to disrobe they would give me one of those gowns to wear. I could strip my panties off and hide them in my pants pocket before anyone saw them. It was nearly five o'clock, and what had been a full waiting room was gradually clearing out. Finally I heard my name called. Looking up from the six-month old magazine, I saw that I was alone; I would obviously be the last patient of the day. The pretty young nurse's assistant directed me to a room at the end of the hall. As I stepped inside she o

Nurturing Yourself
Nurturing yourself Taking time to smell the rose I notice along my way... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Sitting quietly in the park to watch the birds at play... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Nuzzling my cat with my face, and petting her where she lay... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Soaking in bubbles and slipping into my slinky negliget... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Drinking in the sunset at the end of a long, long day... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Every moment is a drop of light or darkness, happiness or sadness, integrity or deceit, togetherness or isolation. Every moment is your own perception of who you are, what is going on and how you want to continue. Every moment is yours to savor or reject, hold dear or ignore, remain awake or go to sleep, cherish or get through. Every moment presents you with choices and opportunities for growth or stagnation. Every m

Nurturing The Journey
Our lives are but fine weavings, that God and we have planned. Each life becomes a fabric planned, and fashioned in his care. We may not always see just how the weaving interwine but we must trust the Master's hand, and follow his design. For He can view the pattern upon the upper side, while we must look from underneath and trust in him to guide......... is added to his plan, and though it's difficult for us, we still must understand. That it's He who fills the shuttle. It's He who knows what's best. So we must weave in patience, and leave to Him the rest..... Not till the loom is silent and the shuttles cease to fly, Shall God unroll the canvas and explain the reasons why..... the dark threads are as needed, in the weavers skillful hand. As the threads of gold and silver, in the pattern He has planned.

Nurture Your Relationship
Relationships are like gardens. If you tend to your garden with care, attention, and maintenance, it will grow. Give it plenty of sunshine and water, and the seeds will mature into strong, healthy plants. Neglect it and hope for the best, and it will become overrun with weeds. Step on the plants, tear their leaves, deny them love and nutrients, and they will wither and die. If you treat your relationship with appreciation and respect, it will remain strong. If you give it your time , attention, and effort, it will continue to grow with each passing day. However, if you take it for granted and assume it will just continue along as it is, chances are it, too, will wither and die. It can be so easy to take a relationship for granted. Once the "hard part" of finding and creating love is done, many then think they are "set" and turn their attention to other areas. A relationship is a ever-evolving entity that demands nurturing in order to survive just like a garden. It's easy to

Nurture A Friendship
Good friendships are fragile things and require as much care as any other fragile and precious things. --Randolph Bourne A good friendship is like a flower garden. It needs attention and care. We start by preparing the soil and then planting our tiny seeds. Our friendships have foundations like the soil, and in them we plant seeds of trust and understanding. Like a garden, friendships need care and love in order to thrive. We nourish friendships with visits, thoughtful favors, and trust. When we are feeling down or in need of help, a friendship can offer us more than just beauty. When we work at our friendships, they are not seasonal but bloom in any weather, and they surround us with comfort and the knowledge that we have, and deserve, love. How can I nurture a friendship today?

Nushy's Birthday Sho Some Luv
Its her birthday show her some of that fubar lovin NUSHY..Pimpette and Co-Owner of the PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES AND PIMPS..@ fubar while your at it hit up the lounge and since your here you know you gotta pay respects to the boss ¤Ła$Ŧ ♠oƒ Å♠ D¥in ßŖΞΞd¤ Pimp Godde$$ of the Pu$$yCat PlayMates@ fubar

The Nuss Brothers
Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and partners in the firm Nussbaum Brothers. After many years they decided to Anglicize their names and henceforth the firm should be known as the Nuss Brothers. After completing the legal paperwork, they informed the receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on she should answer the phone as "Nuss Brothers." "I quit," said Ethel. "But why?", asked Peter, "the pay and benefits will be the same!" "Yeah? Well, YOU answer the phone then. I don't want to answer and find that the caller says he wants to speak with Mr. Nuss. Then I have to say.....Yes Sir; which one? P-Nuss or A-Nuss?"

Nut
Nut, Egyptian Goddess and the 'Mother of All Gods' The Egyptian goddess Nut was a sky goddess who was married to Re, the creator god of the sun. The goddess Nut was widely known for her spectacular beauty and incredible kindness. Nut's loving and generous nature was obviously extensive. It led into having affairs with Thoth, the god of divine words, and Geb, the god of the earth. When Re discovered the goddess Nut's infidelity, he was furious with her. In his anger he pronounced a curse that Nut, who was pregnant at the time, would not give birth in any month of any year! Desolate and despairing that she would never be a mother (not to mention that the endless pregnancy), Nut turned to Thoth for words of comfort. What male can stand to see a woman cry? Not Thoth. He quickly soothed her by promising to find a solution to Nut's dilemma. And this he did! With his divine powers of persuasion, Thoth persuaded the Moon to gamble with him. The stakes were high. It was

Nut Cracker
What's Between Your Legs? The little boy came into the bathroom while his mother was taking a shower. He asked, "Mommy what's that between your legs?" She told him that was her squirrel. Later that day he was in the bathroom again while grandma was taking a shower and he asked, "Grandma what's that between your legs?" She replied, "That's my squirrel." The little boy said, "Mommy has one too, but hers is not as grey as yours." Grandma replied, "Well, your mommy's squirrel hasn't cracked as many nuts as mine has!"

Nutella Is Your Friend
Let's start off blunt, have you done anything sexual in the last 48 hours?Depends on what YOU classify as being "sexual".... Your phone rings, it's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?SHouldn't you be workin??errrr,I mean I love you :) Where is the person you have feelings for?Probably under a car. What color are your eyes?Take a look and find out for yourself. Do you like the snow?bah, I do like it..I just hate cleaning the crap off my car when I need to be somewheres in a hurry, or I cant pull up my driveway(starts on a nice little hill) due to the SNOW..and being called snow blower thru high school didn't help either. Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?Yuppers. Which did you discover first, myspace or face book?myspace. What/who woke you up this morning?My grizzly Bear,gotta get my mornin smooches before he leaves or im cranky all day.Swear. Where did you sleep three nights ago?In my bed

Nuthin Much- Jus Sum Kt For Ya!!
Blogs, oh i love blogs..... LOL so, here u are vistin lil ol me!! how happy i am of this!! i hope u took the time to rate my page and show sum love ((since u are here neways!!)) *muah* Lost Cherry has become my new addiction- i'm lovin meeting all my new friends && fans!! you'll hear from me again soon- but until then my dear hearts, take care!!

Nuthing
hatred over welms me. the sorrow eats at me, never letting me sleep i welcome the sleep of death, but the reaper never comes he wants me to suffer more for what i have done i have done you wrong in so many ways but you always forgive me. but this time you are gone gone for good you say i killed you i say i killed us both i killed myself for killing you the hatred is stronger now in this early morning the pain, never ebbing as it mixes with the sorrow once again eating away at me as i die from the inside out starting with what held you close to me my heart

Nuthin But A Thing.......
to all that has been a real friend I thank you .I was getting involved with a girl on the internet and even though she had 6 kids from different fathers (the story of my life lol)it didnt bother me.But as time went on more of her true sides came out.She is nothing more than a tease as so many others can attest. She is 25 has 6 kids and spreads her legs more than a hooker on in the bowels of new york.She is an illiterate hillbilly that has no class as she shows in her pics and the comments she leaves on guys pages.She says i am the one that is a fool.Well maybe i was but unlike others i have relized her true unworthiness and have come to find out that she is nothing more than a worthless whore.So guys dont fall for her shit she is tring to get some one to take care of her brode and her for she has no prospects on working and you cant tell but the pics are well before her pregnancys i know cause i seen her fat ass on camera .And ladies watch your guys cause she is nothing more than a hom

The Nuthouse
A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen. ** *But the tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir ?" * "Yes ?" replies the clerk.** "Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr ?" * "Pistachio's ? They're six dollars a pound." * "SSit !" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons ?" * "Almonds ? They're seven fifty a pound." * "SSIT ! Tas pensive," replies the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns ?" * "Pecans ? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound." ** "Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen."* "All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans. * Then the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk, "Sirr, I just wanna tay tank you of not making fun of de way I talk, cauz I tan't hep it." ** The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don'

'nuther Auction
OK, here I am in another auction. Will you come and bid on me, please? This is what I'm offering: Here is my offer: All SFW pics rated during HH (11’s if available--I can use my guy's account too, so there's lotsa 11's available). Owned by in name for one month Added as #1 friend for a month Keep you shitfaced for a month Link to your profile on my page Rate all stash during HH Blog about the owner with link to the page SFW salute If bid is more than 20.00 cash Five custom graphics One movie with pictures and song of your choice

Nuther Blog
We are back to nuther blog every day i sirt here rate for what well it was for a ORACLE gift i never got yes im being a cry baby you dont like it get to F,ck and now im asking is it time to leve fubar i here all these great things that are going happin sure as hell areint going befit me if so im going have to spend money i can bet do you feel alone on here and are thinking like me i could do with good resins to stick a round

Nutin Much
hey, i'm new to lostcherry. i seen an advertisement on a diff website. n checked it out because i have a mad obsession wit cherries. so if ya'll could give me sum pointers to help me master the website... that'd be splendid. n if ya'll r wondering... i do got a man. he lives in chi-town. n goes to college at south suburban. n i go to college here in the wisconsin fox valley. *kisses to my bitches* *slaps to my haterz* mwah xoxo

Nut Kickin
I'm not sure of many things, but I do know this. You, sir, are an idiot. Nobody in the stadium is amused by your yelling. Yes, we all know this is just the minor leagues and minor league teams have a tendency to bus in the mentally challenged, but that is no excuse to be so lazy in your attempts to entertain those around you. All you yell is "timber". That's hardly creative no matter how long you manage to drag the word out. And to do it every 5 minutes... well that is the reason I kicked you in the nuts. You shouldn't act so surprised. I did warn you. I told you, "If you keep doing that, I will kick you in the nuts." Nuts have been kicked.

Nutless Wounder
Easyrider Fu hu... (Online) Ireland June 28, 2008 @ 4:31 pm #11 of 43 Jenuhohur suicide will work for a you Easyrider Fu husband to Just Susan Member of The Tiny Hugs Levelers Camalot and Gummy Express@ fubar figure i would post this cause i feel like it

Nutmeg Sugar Cookies
1/2 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup powdered sugar 1/2 cup salad oil 1 large egg 1/2 teaspoon vanilla 2 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon salt 1. In a large bowl, with a mixer on medium speed, beat 1/2 cup butter, granulated sugar, and powdered sugar until smooth. Add oil, egg, and vanilla and beat until well blended. 2. In a medium bowl, mix 2 cups flour, baking soda, nutmeg, and salt. Stir into butter mixture, then beat until well blended. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and freeze until dough is firm, about 1 hour. 3. Shape dough into 1-inch balls and place about 2 inches apart on buttered 12- by 15-inch baking sheets. Press each cookie with the lightly floured tines of a fork to flatten slightly. 4. Bake cookies in a 350° regular or convection oven until edges are lightly browned, 8 to 10 minutes; if baking two sheets at once in one oven, switch their

Nutrition
This is Hilarious! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts followi

Nutrition
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and Spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that? And Man said "Yes!" And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips". And lo they Gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthy yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure That Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the Wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from Size 12 to size 14. So God said "Try my fresh green salad". And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the Side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and o

Nutrishun
Nutrition Facts Serving size: Depends on the possum Servings per container: Depends on the possum Amount per serving: Calories: Depends on the possum Total fat: Depends on the possum Sodium: Depends on the possum Total carbohydrate: Depends on the possum Protein: Depends on the possum

Nutrition—returning Vitality, One Swallow At A Time.
Last week I was convinced that we would lose Sydney very soon. She certainly looked and acted like it. She wasn’t eating, she seemed so very tired and sad. Her coat was dull and dry. I tried canned puppy food to entice her, and she ate it, a little at a time, then more, and then more. I noticed that her back hunches when she puts her head down to eat and her hind legs slide out from under her. I moved her to the carpet and raised the dish about 9 inches. She is up to a full can twice a day, which I am now mixing with 1 cup of the dry each feeding. She has watched and learned when meal preparation begins, and wolfs her food down like it is going out of style. She has used a self-filling water station for years, and after 9 years, one would think she was used to the air bubbles going “glug” when it refreshes. No, it scares her every time. I took it away and put down a still bowl of fresh water. I’m having a hard time keeping it full. Wow! She&rsqu

Nutritional Supplements: Vitamins For Life
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Nutrition Classes
I had my second nutrition class..out of 5. I learned that I am doing everything right...save for one small thing :/ that post surgery will be a HUGE thing. I HAVE to stop drinking with meals. I lost 9.2 this month making my total 25.2 since Nov 18 Still not smokin, still exercisin my ass off (literally) I gotta say, I really feel good. The nutritionist was impressed!

Nutritional Value Of Muscle Milk
Similar to other energy drink that can be purchased, this supplement is the same as pretty much any of them. The only real difference is within its ingredients. Cytosport Muscle Milk appears to have been categorised as a rip-off for the huge fat content. This fact puts quite a lot of men and women off as they assume they are simply likely to end up being obese!Precisely what is not really comprehended by the majority is the fact that fat inside the powdered ingredients isn't the kind of fat that causes you get too much fat. The product was created to simulate the manner in which human milk actually works for a baby. It includes a form of fat also known as triglycerides that is a significantly less complex type and encourages the creation of body system mass, similar to the baby really needs. So if you go to the gym and tend not to only sit around, it's not going to get trapped in your body. It is going to be processed very quickly and stimulate the development of good lean body mass.If

Nuts On A Fence!!
> On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just > inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts > and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. > > "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. > > Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > > Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he > thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to > investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, > one for me." He just knew what it was. > > "Oh my," he shuddered, "it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the > cemetery." He jumped back on his bike and rode off. > > Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come > here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard! Satan and the > Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." > > The man said, "Beat

The Nuts On Some People!!!!!!!!!
SO... I was driving home from work...filled up on gas...kinda tired from washing dishes all night...and was at the intersection of Galvin and Becker...which whoever lives in Marshfield knows is a simple 2-way stop sign...this fucking tool proceeds to drive out of their stop sign 20 feet in front of me...forcing me to slam on my breaks...those of you who know me well, know that I am hands down the best driver in Marshfield...however, there is only so much I can do with freezing rain covering the road...I then slide and almost run into the guy...so I display my displeasure by honking my horn...I think all is fine and dandy...BUT THEN THE GUY HAS THE NUTS ON HIM TO TURN AROUND IN THE ROAD AND PULL UP BEHIND ME AND PUT HIS MOTHER FUCKING BRIGHTS ON!...I mean wow...at this point I'm pretty pissed off...they follow me all the way to Stadt road with their brights on...so I pull onto Stadt, and get the fuck out of my car...and they take off further down Becker...I drive home...heart still raci

Nuts
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,"Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy wal

The Nuts Game
This is a very simple game and one that should be played to impress the lady that happens to be with you at this moment in time: Question 1 - What do you get if you a pair nuts on the wall? Answer - Wall nuts Question 2 - What do you get if you put a pair of nuts on the chest? Answer - Chestnuts Question 3 - What do you get if you have a pair of nuts on the chin Answer - My big fat cock in your mouth of course!!!!

Nuts Or Not Lmao
u all will think im strange if u dont already..but when i get serious like i did on my last blog i like to after let it go and have fun..so no i have not gone off the deep end i just at times use humor to handle things instead of letting it all out everyday like i did in that blog..so i would like to share another kind of funny story about my adventures and oh yes i have many lol so im at the bar these women are dressed up as cave women..i go to washroom and one left her bones well dog bones tied up lmao so i quickly go to find her to return them and omfgggggg she thought i was trying to pick her up for fk sakes she gets all snotty with me i just said to her look it lady for one thing i dont do old women and if i did i wouldnt be picking one who dont know what to do with her bones..ah huh that kinda shut her up and she avoided me for the rest of the night..so um yeah ya think i was a lil rough on her??

Nutso Weirdo
by the way, I haven't seen that psychopath waveform. did he finally check into bellvue the psych ward, get over his mid life crisis, or try to find other people to talk to that sound like carbon copies of wikipedia and idiot savants?