Hello?"
>
>"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
>"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>
>After a brief pause, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
>
>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."
>
>Brief pause.
>
>"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
>
>Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout Mommy, Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
>
>"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>
>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
>"I did it, Daddy."
>
>"And then what happened honey?" he asked.
>
>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
>around screaming.
>
>Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
>isn't moving at all!"
>
>"Oh SHIT, I mean shoot!!! What about Uncle Paul?"
>
>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too.
>
>He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
>swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out all the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and he isn't moving either."
>
>
>***Long, Long Pause***
>
>
>
>"Swimming pool, honey? This is 486-5731, isn't it?"
