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Omfg He Is Nasty
This morning i got on my computer to find this asshat in my shoutbox saying "if u have yahoo messenger i'll tie up my nuts and wack em w/ a wrench on cam for u, joe_pop2000 is my sn". Now WTF!!! Here is a screenshot of his page and my shoutbox to show u all Here is his link block this guy b4 he sends u this same message bclubdave@ fubar

Omfg
I don't even know where to begin on this one. I'll just put my shit out there. I'm on a free dating website that a friend of mine told me about. This guy sent me a message and he seemed ok. The only think that kinda irked me was he put in the subject line "Big lady". I know I'm overweight, but please don't address me as big lady if you're trying to win me over. Well I told him I didn't appreciate that, but we chatted some anyway. I was stupid and gave him my yahoo ID. So he IMs me earlier today when I was talking to loan people and my parents trying to get my student loan figured out. I told him I was busy, but I could chat here and there. He still got all pissy when I didn't respond within seconds of his IM. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT. I'm sorry, but when I'm on the computer I'm always multitasking. I'm reading news stories, I'm on fubar, I'm chatting with a few friends, I'm filling out paperwork for school, etc. I don't waste time, ever. Well tonight he finally pissed me off and

Omfg!!!!!!
Ok so I have a new one for you all! I am walking down the main street in fort Collins and I notice that this guy is following this lady! I didn't know what was going on when she tried to get in her car he ran up behind her and pinned her to the car. She tried to get away and he held her there. He tried to rape her in this alley and I was like fuck no that's not going to happen! I walked up to the guy and pulled him off her and my friend helped! I had my cuffs on me because I was heading to work and so I put him in handcuffs and called the police! The lady was shaken up abviously and I sat there and talked to her and told her that she was ok and that she was safe! Now with this situation this is a prime example of how men are pigs!!! KEEP THAT SHIT IN YOUR PANTS IF IT'S NOT CONSENSUAL!!!! ALSO KEEP THAT SHIT IN YOUR PANTS PERIOD IF ALL YOU WANT IS TO GET A WOMAN PREGNANT AND THEN DITCH HER! THAT'S JUST FUCKIN WRONG! Pardon my language!

Omfg!!!!!!
well, I have NEVER ever known my real father, so I looked him up on the internet the other day and got his number and called. well I got voicemail and left a message, blah, blah...well, he called em and I talked to him for the first time in my life, I mean seriously, I have never even sen apic of him or nothing. So ling story short, I talked to him and he was happy to hear from me, yeah I know maury moment right, but I got pics from him and I am shocked, seriously, look at this shit, Im sorry Im just emotional as hell right now, I dont know how I should feel.... but look at these pics...

Omfg This Is Funny
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing. 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother. 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious. 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces. 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew. 8. S

Omfg
I am sooooo fucking pissed right now... I have done EVERYTHING to make her feel better about herself and her situation I have offered her an open door and 2 open hearts to welcome her... I have loved her for the last 4 FUCKING YEARS... and she is fucking around with a guy AGAIN the second one that I know of... if not more... WTF HELL She gets pissed when she disappeared w/o a word for 6 months and my HUSBAND puts up a thing on our myspace pages about us looking for a steady gf but yet she can be fucking around with these guys... HELL FUCKING NO... Please give me your thoughts people...

Omfg Some People (can You Say Moron)?
OKAY PEOPLE WTF IS THE DEAL WE HAVE A SCALE OF 1-10 UNLESS YOUR A VIC THEN GOT AN 11 SO HERE GOES IM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND THIS IGNORANT MO'FO COMES TO MY PAGE AND RATES ME A FREAKING 5 WTF IVE NEVER DOWN RATED ANYONE ON HERE AND HE SAYS HES STOP GIVING 10'S THEN WTF EVER GET THE HELL OFF FUBAR BECAUSE NO BODY FREAKING DESERVES THAT SHIT AN HIS MESSAGE SAYS STOP GIVING 10'S DUDE ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD THATS JUST ASKING SOMEONE TO DOWN RATE YOUR ASS ON PURPOSE SO COMPLIMENTS OF ME FUBAR BEWARE OF THIS FRUIT LOOP... sebastiaan@ fubar

Omfg...
WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND MY LIFE?????I AM HERE TRYING TO MAKE A HAPPY LIFE FOR MYSELF AND SOMETHING HAPPENS TO FUCK IT UP?????...I AM NO LONGER PLAYING GAMES WITH THESE ASSHOLES..I AM HARD ASS WOMAN WHO HAS BEN FUCKED WITH WAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOOO MANYTIMES..ANY ONE WANT THIS HEART???..TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, GUYS..DONT GET ME GOING ONLY TO BOLT LATER..FUCK YOU..I AM FUCKIN RIPPIN'...ANY TAKERS ON ME????COME AND GET IT BUT DONT FUCK WITH ME...

Omfg This Truly Happens
~Leigh~: OMG you will never guess what just happened ~Leigh~: i went in my kitchen right and my dryer was open and..well so i thought nothing of it and shut it..and turned it on to let my clothes get all warm and stuff ~Leigh~: and i heard thie thumpity thnump thump and i went to look and.. ~Leigh~: as i opened my dryer here comes Eight ball jumping out ~Leigh~: So i ALMOST dried my cat to death..OMFG this happened to me like a half hour ago!

Omfg!
My sister feels the need to tell my daughter about some things that happened in my past. These are things she doesn't need to know about unless I tell. I have never had a great relationship with my sister. She is always trying to be better than me. I could care less if she is. She has no right telling my daughter the things she has told her. right now,she had better not show up at my home...I am seriously fucking pissed the fuck off!!!!

Omfg! I Won The Australian Lottery!
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Omfgshitfuckwhorebags.
Shut the fuck up about Jett Travolta's death. All these retarded fucking news stories are pissing me off so much. http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-04-did-scientology-play-a-part-in-jett-travoltas-death http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/01/03/riddle-of-john-travolta-s-son-could-he-have-been-saved-115875-21013277/ I don't fucking think so. What the fuck is wrong with people? The speculations are getting ridiculous. I know exactly what they're going through because I'm dealing with it right now too. LOUD AND FUCKING CLEAR: Update: Travolta's camp is now claiming that "Jett had suffered from grand mal seizures in the past and had taken anti-seizure medicine which the Travolta's say did not work, so the medication was stopped." Autumn has that issue. People saying that its his religion that disallowed treatment are fucking stupid. I'm not a Scientologist and my kid isn't taking seizure drugs. Big shock, right? Instead they pump her full of other drugs that slow

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Ok I just had to post this now since it just happened. I had a elderly black man come into my hotel and ask for a suite for a month. Upon being informed that we do not have monthly rates but we do have weekly rates and the price he exclaimed to his son, "Obama hasn't changed a mother fucking thing. I told you we'd have to pay full price for a hotel room. No one will give us any breaks just cause a brother is the the president." His son responded, "Thats bullshit, we should get the room for $300 a month not $300 a week like the honkeys." So begins the gimme gimme phase of America. May the Lord save us all. As if we don't have a bad enough entitlement complex, it has just gotten worse. No I will not treat you differently because you are black and the president is part black. No I will not treat you differently if the president is white, brown, pink, purple, or glowing nuclear blue. I will treat you the same as I treat everyone else. Your skin color does not mean you get special tre

O.m.f.g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUG.11 I let this TANYA CARSON...(AKA Confuzed_cali_gurl_19, AKA Xena, AKA persephone lauriate, AKA Lady Raven.) ya lady HA what ever 2 that. well i let her move in with me because her sister was kicking her out of her house. she was a friend to my boyfriend so i said she could live at my house so she would have a place to stay. she was supose to be a roommate. WOW that was a vary bad idea to me because my house became Her personal WHORE House/ Flopp House fore 4 months. For 4 months she sat there promising me that she will get a job and pay me rent and for other things that i bought her that she said that she needed and that she would pay me back for , including the payments of her cell phone bill that i payed for out of good faith. Mid Sept. ()DAMON HATHAWAY...(AKA Hyanda, AKA Chronosrariurs, AKA Master Ares) MASTER MY ASS!!!!! LOL I'LL get to that latter!!! *GIGGLES* Moves in as Her boyfriend! LOL!! Said he was a NAVY SEAL!!! ROTFLMFAO! THEY Lived like rutting Pigs living in fi

Omfg!!
YA KNOW WHAT....IM REALLY TIRED OF PPL HAVING THE GUTS TO COME ON MY PAGE RATE MY STUFF ALL 10'S OR 11'S THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO REPORT MY PIC AS "NSFW" IF UR GONNA RATE MY SHYT HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT TO NOT REPORT PICS...AND IF U HAVE KIDS SITTING BY YOU WHEN UR RATING PICS TELL EM TO GO AWAY...I HAVE PICS THAT HAVE BEEN REPORTED AS NSFW AND THEY ARENT AND IT PISSES ME OFF....IF UR KIDS ARE ROUND U STAY THE FUCK OFF FUBAR!@! ITS A FUCKING ADULT SITE....AND IF U CANT TRUST UR KIDS ONLINE THEN PUT A FKING LOCK ON CERTAIN SITES...DONT RATE MY SHIT THEN REPORT IT...DAMN PPL!!

Omfg.. Dumb
ok this guy makes no sence lol.. my status states.. YOU GAVE ME FU-STD'S.. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY HA HA LOL HIM: now u get that lol HIM: ok well then if i did i dont remember that night so can we do a reinactment HIM: ok so i gave it to you HIM: ok you dont get what im saying then omg -ME: omg!!!!!!! IT SAYS YOU GAVE IT TO ME HIM: well neither does that u gave me fu std ME: lol you make no sence HIM: yeah so now that u got them u want to give them to me ME: it says.... you gave me fu std;s HIM: i dont understand what ur saying but HIM: ok ME: does not state that HIM: oh lol your funny you want to give me a fu std stupid ... read bottom up

Omfg
Just gotta say... Subway is the best thing ever. You totally get all your food groups in one sandwich. Bread=Grains Cheese= Dairy Meat=protein Veggies=Veggies (obviously) Avocado=Healthy fat I loooooooooove Subway!!!

Omfg
I am watching the Tyra show now. Its the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. There is a 600 lb woman on here who is dreaming, yes I said DREAMING, or weighing 1000 lbs. WTF?! She loves being fat and eats at least 2k calories per meal...not to mention the snacks in between. She says moving is over rated and that she hates being mobile. The way this woman makes money is even worse. She gets paid to do humiliating things on cam for people online. One person paid her to wear a dog collar and have chocolate milk funneled into her mouth. Seriously? What is wrong with people? Why would anyone work to be that unhealthy? I can't even believe I'm watching this, I am so completely disgusted.

Omfg
SOo i have to go to oki whats exactly there when i think of oki i think of grain,j/k na oki is awesome when you find out were you wanna go . na im lying ive been there before big whoop what eva . well guess i goto go back omg . im so scarewd ha ,ever seen that movie delervernce or some omg please i dont want that . man im crazy any i'll like it out there

Omfg! For Real?
Someone please tell me what the fuck is wrong with some men. Backstory:I went to school with this guy for 7 years. We had the same major in college. We saw each other all the time. We partied together often. A few months ago he contacts me on facebook telling me he had a dirty dream about me and all this perverted shit. He has my yahoo and AIM from facebook. Well he will randomly IM me and want to talk dirty or want me to send naughty pics or even get on cam for him. What the fuck? I don't even really "know" him like that. I usually try to be polite about saying NO, but tonight he pissed me the hell off. I finally went invisible on yahoo and then he had the nerve to text me on my phone! He has BEGGED me to get on cam. He literally said "I'll do anything. Please come back." OMG!! Fatal attraction? I hate to be mean to people. Yeah, believe it or not I'm not a bitch. But he is really pissing me off. I hate that he is degrading me by thinking I'm some sleazy chick who will just "give it

Omfg I Forgot I Cant Do Bullies Any More Wow
HAS EVERYTHING GONE TO HELL? IT SEEMS LIKE IT.. OMFG I JUST WANT TO PIMP OUT MY GIRLFRIEND AND I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.. WOW THIS ROCKS.. suziestar@ fubar YES SHE IS REAL AND SHES REALLY Strokin' Music Video - More amazing video clips are a click away HOT.. GO ADD HER AND LEVEL HER UP HIGH...

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has fu-fucked up? l deleted my account afew weeks ago...then l came across my deleted account..lm unable to log into the account but lve found that lm able to view the profile and my images. this is creepy has fuck its like lm there but lm not there lol.. http://www.fubar.com/user/2049586

Omfg!!!
ATTN:Lukas Grew Between You and David Baker David Baker Add as Friend Today at 9:39am Report Message Alexander JLO - Solicitors11 Lanark SquareGlengall BridgeLondon E14 9REUnited Kingdom. Tel: +44 704 5757 999 Fax: +44 794 4416 262 Good day Lukas, This is a personal E-mail directed to you and I request that it be treated as such. I am Barrister David Baker, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney/sole executor to the late Engr. Gerald Grew, hereinafter referred to as 'my client' who worked as an independent oil magnate in my country and who died in a plane crash with his immediate family in December 2003. Since the death of my client, I have written several letters to the embassy with an intent to locate any of his extended relatives whom shall be claimants/beneficiaries of his abandoned personal estate and all such efforts have been to no avail.More-so, I have received official letters in the last few weeks suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation

Omfg, Photoshop Is Soooooo Expensive!
My 30 day time time-trial of Photoshop ended yesterday. I am soooooooooooo bummed out because I'm going to start going to computer graphics type classes soon. Ugh, I'm just all upset. If anybody reading this can help me out in any way, let me know. I means so much to me. :)

Omfg R U Serious Lmfao
DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!! Now, THIS is funny. David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts!!! David Letterman's reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: Top 10 # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.. # 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carja

Omfg!!!!!
It's been like... DAYS since I blogged! *checks my forehead* Noooo...I'm not sick I do want to say something meaningful in this blog However Nothing meaningful comes to mind Maybe I should make a mumm to help me make up my already empty mind. Wanna hear somethin funny? I'm going to a Naughty School Girl party and I'm providing my EXboyfriend a babysitter for his current girlfriends kids so they can go to the same party. She has never met me. lol Am I teh awesome or what?! ok you can go about your biz now. Thanks for playin!

Omfg
So this retarded Mexican dude that I found on craigslist to prank has been calling me non stop for about 2 months already. Every time I set up a date with him at Chuck e Cheeses, and tell him Ill call back. And never do... well, today he called, and ofcourse I did the whole Chuck e Cheeses thing. I thought he would get the joke, but apparently he is already there. How retarded do you have to be to fall for that??

Omfg..things.
It's nice having a cell number that not many peole know. I do miss the texts though. Not the ones from the person that made me change it. I'll be getting around to texting the people on my phone with my new number later. If I remember right, my parents are the ones that kicked me out. When I left, so did my children. Since then, they've done nothing but complain about how they don't have much food or money. If I'm not mistaken, they said I didn't pay for anything...that I didn't contribute. WTFever, I know I did. I am the one that bought food for everyone and I bought them stupid shit that they didn't need. That way they could afford the stuff they needed AND wanted. I've blogged about this before. What made me start on that rant again is the fact that they pretty much said I kept the boys away from them on purpose. As some kind of punishment. I'm not doing it with that in mind. I just know that I get off work at 4. My oldest gets picked up close to 5. By the time he eats dinner and

Omfg!
ok my fantabulous friends of mine!!! i miss ya'll soooo flippin much BUT!.... i'm working like a bajilon hrs... seriously 12 hrs a night, 6 nights a week til january... bad news i never sleep and am never on for more then 5 minutes, good news i'm makin moneyz!!!!! too bad my car has broken down 3 times in 6 weeks takin most of that moneyz but yeah i'm makin it and possibly getting my own crib come febuary 1st wo0t!!! i moved out of psycho's house and now rent from super cool guy and it's nice here!!! :) house is clean and quiet for the most part and it's just sooooo much better then were i was before but i might still get my own place in febuary when the apartment is ready and i have the money or i might stay here and get my boob job i always wanted haha it's undecided at the moment... oh oh oh maybe i'll do a mumm about it hah! anywho i miss ya'll and gimme luvins while i'm gone and if you want it back then send me a private message saying so cuz my bartab seems to always be

Omfg.......read From Bottom Up!!!!!
Bobby: call me please???? To Bobby: awwwwwwwbyeeeeeeeeeeeee Bobby: i'd like to keep talking to you tonight, the ownly way to do that is call me. i have to logg off now... tghey are kiing me off To Bobby: i have expensive tastes you know.....i lke to be spoiled.... Bobby: i ownly get $632 a month or somethang like that To Bobby: we'll see...... Bobby: fuck the gov. is paying me to b lazy Bobby: text me or call me please? To Bobby: damn.....thats alot of money..you rich..you be my sugar daddy?? Bobby: I'm paying over $1,054.00 a month for rent To Bobby: OOoOoOoOoooOoO....you is????? Bobby: I don't have internet @ home yet. Bobby: I'm a lil over 7" long, & 1" rond Bobby: & when i get home i'll text you my dick... hard!!!!!! Bobby: hey, the library is gonna close soon... (308)-539-1154, thats my cell phone #. please call me? yes! text them to me To Bobby: you wanna see my tits honey?? To Bobby: awwww....well im sorry she didnt want you to.... Bobby: i still have a h

Omfg!
I'm bitching... So, if you don't wanna read me bitch and moan...leave now!!! I have way too much shit to do and not enough time to do it... Granted, I'm loving the fact that I'm busy but, it's kinna taking it's toll on me. My house is a wreck, my yard looks like shit, I haven't worked on the online store or website in weeks, I have to redesign my business cards and brocheres for pride fest...UGH!!! I was sick for a week and feel like I'm drowning, cause I can't get shit done!! Well, I'm getting stuff done in clients yards...but, really I need to get my "winter" business going...or ....I"m screwed. Our weather has been wacky so some days I can't work cause it's too hot or too cold or....like today...IT HAILED btw..I worked in that. *sigh* I'm going to my cabin this weekend...maybe I"ll get shit done instead of coming here to unwind....I think coming here keeps me sane. I really don't want to go Postal on a client. Yes Passion's, I do know what you mean. but, this t

Omfg The World Gonna End!!!!!!
There have been about 514 leap years since Caesar created it in 45B.C.Without the extra days every 4 years, Today would be July 28,2013.Also the Mayan calender did not account for leap year.So technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.So believe everything other humans tell you. We need to know who you fools are.hahaha Yeah you read this.....lmfao!

Omfh
yeah.. that's right. OMFH I'm hyper as fuck. and I'm listening to music with the one and only manda.rd I'm also dancing like an ultranerd.. in my boxers 'cause that's how I roll! I hate that saying. MOTHERFUCKIN' HATE IT LOUD NOISES!!! but I just used it 'cause I suck.. 2x yeah.. two times.. not twice. I have issues and I'm soon to be a subscriber thanks to the homoface I love beer. =]

Omf--ng Balls
Kittens > ------------------------- > > Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate > my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one > recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth > was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a > head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. > > By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on > the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to > my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new > acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after > breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. > "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You > know where the button is, "I protested through the shower pitter-patter > and steam.

Omg!
I just found out that LC has blogs...LMAO! I've been on here for months, and I didn't even know...gee, I'm smart! Anyways...so maybe I'll use it...but more than likely not often! Hope all is going well with whoever took the time to read this pointless thing, just 'coz I wrote it! You guys kick my ass! I love ya! Anyways...Damn...I'm lonely. So lonely...maybe it's time to give someone a chance and not be single anymore. I met this guy from Omaha on the internet and he seems pretty cool! And then there is David. I wish he lived closer than Colorado 'coz he is so awesome. We would get along great, I can tell. Maybe I will move to Colorado someday...maybe. I'm not sure yet, what I am going to do...but I know I want to get out of BFE, Nebraska. And hopefully...I don't get stuck having to come back again...like last time, when I moved to Texas, and my brother came up missing and ever since...I've been stuck here yet again! Oh wells...you guys can love me if you want to reply t

Omg!
OMFG! I'm at my sisters, right? And I'm playin around with my baby nephew (Caleb, 2 1/2) and niece (Elise, 1 1/2). So baby Caleb comes running and jumps into my lap and biffs me in the eye with his big ole noggin. As I'm holding and rubbing my eye, all of a sudden (and unbeknownst to me at first) he PUKES on me!!!!! Now anyone who knows me, knows that I DO NOT deal with baby fluids AT ALL! My first instinct was to get him away from me, which I did (GENTLY!). I slid him off my lap, freaked for a second about all the barf on me, then asked him if he was ok, he nodded yes, then I totally freaked about being ralphed on, LOL! I'm screaming at my sister to find me something to wear as I hobble to the bathroom without letting my legs touch, because, yes, there was even puke in my crotch. I get to the bathroom and I'm tryin to strip without gettin any on my skin, and all I can hear is my sister and my two oldest nephews (Damon, 10; Daylan, 6) laughin their asses off at me! I'm in there gaggin

Omg...
OMG... lost cherry now has blogging! So we'll get alerts for pictures, alerts for comments...alerts for blogging! I definitely will NOT be able to keep up with everyone's blogs, and I know all of my friends will not be able to keep up with mine.. whenever I get to enter one that is. ;) But, I just wanted to say YAY for the lost cherry blog! And oh, since I have your attention, I won't be doing that tag thing Jody... I just don't like that kind of stuff... don't spank me! Ok.. ok.. spank me!! LOL :/ but sorry... I won't be doing that tag thing. AND for those who know I am in school, things are going great, I'm exhausted and have NO IDEA what the heck I'm doing, but I'm trying! lol And if I ever blog again, I'll update you all. Have a great weekend everybody, and again, please don't be offended if I don't keep up with your blogs, I still loves ya!!

Omg!
i don't think you people understand that to be added on my Family list you either got to be really really really hot! Or you read my profile... can i not make anything Clearer...I love meeting new people i really do! ... but come on i can't just let every Tom,Dick and Harry into my Private Photo's... Get to know me Send me a shout.. Or be Super hot! Today sucked! i had such a boring day i just wanted to come home from working with my dad and Sleep! i woke up so early this morning ... And i was waiting inline at this Coffee Shop today and THIS FAT BITCH cut me off!! she just fucking used all her flab and bumbed me out of the way ! i was like WTF who do you think u are!! Thank god the woman at the cash noticed and warn the bitch that it was My turn because i would have smacked her Anyway whatever Love Raven

Omg
i joined the LC to meet cool and interesting ppl,and i am amazed at all the cool ppl that are here,especially one really cool person,but i will not mention any names,well,that is all,ain't really sure what this blog stuff is...

Omg
When is it a crime to tell a guy there too dan short.Hell that why i cahnged my name to princess of pain to make people feel pain.Will I made one guy already feel my pain.I called him a short short short man.Hell when u can barley see it I mean u would have say something about cause it damn truth.Im sorry kane for looking but i was moody make someone cry.I hope I made the asshole feel really short now.

Omg
FROM FUCKING HALF WAY ACROSS THE FUCKING WORLD DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR DRAMA... HELL FUCKING NO I DONT NOR DO I WANT IT TAKE SOME OF YOUR ANGER OUT TAKE THAT GUN YOU CARRY AND GO SHOOT SOMEONE FOR ALL I GIVE A FUCK SHOOT YOURSELF... THATS HOW MUCH YOU MATTER TO ME... I AM ONLY WRITING THIS BLOG CAUSE I AM THAT PIST THAT YOU CONTACTED ME OVER SOMETHING SO DUMB AND FUCKING CHILDISH THAT THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU REALLY ARE ;)

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I feel so dumb! I'm freaked out like fuck, man. This guy found my myspace, and found out where I worked, and like stalked me at my job. I got so freaked out, I got security to watch him. I had to lie and tell him that I got in trouble with my boss for having him hanging out, so he prolly shouldn't come around anymore. Well, it's true, I could get in trouble, but more this was a feeling in my gut that something about this guy just wasn't right. I hope and pray that he doesn't show up again, because I just feel so sick to my stomach, it's not even funny. Security was so good about it, though. But I feel dumb, because I feel like I could have prevented this situation somehow. Oh well. My myspace is private now, and I've deleted anyone I don't know personally, even my favorite bands. So, if you were my friend, and you've been deleted, don't feel bad, it's nothing personal. Ok, I had a date last night. And it rocked. And I have another one Monday night. And I'm trying to get one again to

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I was sssssssssssooooooooooo tricked into eating cow stomach the other night!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! So this is how it went down: There is senora who brings in home cooked food or her son or her husband brings it in and she *makes* everyone eat some. I guess it's considered rude if you don't eat the offered food. Anyhoo, they all know I am a little bit skeptical when it comes to really, really weird food. So they wouldn't tell me what it was until I treid some. Those dirty lil' bastards...

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Take The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." ................................................................whaat waas your answere to the above? the correct answere follows................................................................... ................................................................>>>ready??? "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window

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Ok first I would like to address and issue that is buggin the whole shit out of me....why is that here lately only like skeezy old dudes are hitting on me???? Why cant I find a BAM look a like that is totally hot for me instead I get Don Vito!!!! I mean cheese and crackers people!!! yes, Im married and no it shouldnt matter if hot guys dont flirt with me but, it does matter because Im a girl and girls like hot guys to hit on them!!!! granted some really hot guy called me a little goth princess because of the fact my hair is now like black as night... Ok next issue up for review is the fact that as of the clock on my computer says midnight the concert is officially tomorrow!!!! granted I felt like wild e coyote planning the damn thing because anything that can go wrong has but, still OMG!!! Im so excited!!!! I made t-shirts for me and the barb to wear which are black with glow in the dark paint pray that nothing happens to them while they are drying!!!! knowing my luck my cat wil

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The other night I was in the hopsital I had an asma attach..So I was in the hopspital..Then when i got out like 20 min later my Grandma died My all thats wat she was..And not shes not here anymore I am so said..BUt when I found out she passed away that night...I was crying so hard I couldnt breath so went back to the hospital becuz my anut was freaken out...It sucks ass...Im so sad I miss her so much....I wish I would have got to say god bye to her but I didnt get to so i feel really bad..She is watching over me but its not the same becuz I cant say good bye to her..Im like really depressed..I miss her soooooooo much... Well this is my good bye to her... I love you grandma you where and still are my all..Im glad I had you around while I did you meant alot to me..And Our family..I love you thanks for watching over the family..With love always and forever your in my thought dreams and hope... I love you grandma... LOve always... Sabrina...

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Well damn was that one hell of a game. My Ravens are in 1st place now in the AFC North by 2 games. Playoffs here we come. The win was sweet becuase i had a good bet on it:) Now i just need Denver too beat Shitsburg..lol

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Ok what is up with you people? You take the time to look at the pics but you dont rate them if you took the trouble of goin to the pic then why not make one more click and rate it i mean come on its not that hard even an idiot could figure that one out and besides all i hear is help me level up rate my pics but YOU wont do it your self ever hear of scratch my back i will scratch yours? And besides you get points too hmmm can we say duh? you want to level up then rate some pics! And stop asking every one else to do it for you. Any way for those on my list or anyone reading this halloween pics are up go rate!!

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You Feel Like You Don't Fit In 8% Of The Time You have no trouble fitting in and being an active participant in this world. Like everyone you experience the valleys in life, but you take them in stride. You are what they call "well-adjusted". Bravo.Do You Have a Place in This World?Create Your Own Quiz

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So I go to the doctors the other day right? Well, it turns out I have a sinus infection that could have turned inot a viral bronchial infection which then in turn could have turned into walking pneumonia. The doc said I was lucky I came in when I did. She gave me some drugs to take, a note for my boss telling her I needed the rest of the week off and a pat on the back... I took the note to work and my boss looked at me like I had faked the note. I gave her my doctors phone number so she could call in case she didn't believe the note. I walked out the door laughing... The next day me and some of my friends went to Seattle for the day. Low and behold when we get off the freeway, my boos was in her car right next to me!!!!!!!!!! There must be like oh, I dunno, 300,000 people in Seattle at least? And she had to be there, right next to me!!!! She didn't see me, I don't think. But if she did, she would have called me...

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HOW WEIRD IS THIS??? I'M SITTING HERE STUDYING FOR A TEST...MY HUSBAND WAS JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH NEXT TO ME...STONED OUT OF HIS MIND OF COURSE...ALL WAS QUIET WHEN WE HEARD HIM SHOUT "WHAT THE F*CK"..."THAT WAS STIMULATING THE HEAD OF MY D*CK"...I LOOK OVER TO FIND OUR DOG (A CHIHUAHA/PEKINESE MIX) SITTING ON HIS LAP CHEWING ON HIS FRONT PAW, WHICH SO HAPPENED TO BE IN HIS GENITAL AREA... NOW MY QUESTION IS...HOW LONG HAD RILEY (THE DOG) BEEN CHEWING ON HIS PAW BEFORE PAT HAD REALIZED IT?? IF IT WAS A WHILE, WAS IT BECAUSE HE WAS TOO STONED TO REALIZE, OR DID HE POSSIBLY ENJOY IT A LITTLE?... HMMMMMMM.... THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW...

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I think ive found him.Im so happy. Is a white american man and i know we are gonna be together forever. Ill do anything for him.His coming down to see me in February valentine's day... I cant wait to put my arms around him and be with him forever.

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I went to Lawton,OK today to visit a friend, and did not know that I was going to meet someone that she is trying to set me up with ok. I thought I was just going to visit her and then I would meet him some other time so I did not go looking real hot, Well lord and behold her old man and of course this guy came home for lunch and guess what... YES I was there,, HMMM I did not say much if anything to him and I was so embarrased. Now I don't know if I want to see him again. He seen me in my worst.. NOT GOOD.

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wow .. so i've never really won anything.. like raffels or the lottery .. stuff like that.. tonight i won 2 tickets to teh Red Hot Chili Peppers sold out show on Jan 31st.. how fawkin awsome is that :D just figured i'd share my happiness

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Okay. So I'm new and kinda getting use to this. I'm still pretty addicted to myspace. That's never gonna change. As far as know I shouldn't even be on this. I'm to young? Oh well. So show your girl some love. Thanks♥

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i swear little kids at work arent going for me anymore i want to strangle all them all of them. this is fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!!! shoot me now. i hate cleaning up after kids cant parents teach their own kids to fuckign clean up after themselves no they cant bc they are too fucking lazy... im bored so. yeah. see ya later

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Oh.My.God. What the hell did I do to myself???!!! I totally fucked up my hair. Gone are my long, beautiful curls..replaced by a horrible short, straight cut. What was I thinking? I am so fucking dumb. UGH. I want to cry!!

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ive been almost unexistant for 5 days between workin and stuff and boohoo for me ive been neglected sex for almost 4 days omg.wot r all u men out there doin?!?!?!? im here happy single and omg more than willing.xxxxx

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Well, it's been a strange couple of weeks. I haven't even looked at this place, and to be honest, haven't even thought about it. Life has been very up-and-down, between illness, workload and other things taking my time. I haven't even been able to do any real writing. Everything is hinged on money right now as (a) I don't have any, and (b) I need to make more of it. So, I'll not be as much of a stranger. I've said that before, I know, but as I get more involved in stuff I realize I need a spot like CT to keep things light. Everything else has been SO heavy.

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OMG I just wanted to thank whomever it was that sent me a pair of Diamond Earrings from the Cherry Tap Gift Shop!! They are gorgeous...and of course it came right along with a Crush!! I am sending my gratitude out this way because it was all totally anonymous...((Lots of Love from Becky Leanne...AKA...Poetic_eyes4))

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ohhh this bloody snow..i hate it..i just ended up on me backside..made a few teenagers laugh...but i couldnt get up for laughing meself..lmao..gonna have a few bruises but never mind.just had to vent me feelings then.....stoppid weather lol

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I thought I was gonna end up with whiplash this afternoon as I was coming home from work.....where I live I have to stop on a main road to turn off onto my road.......I was sitting there with my blinker on, and I always keep an eye in my rearview mirror, because I have been rearended more than once, and it is NOT fun lol......I see this truck FLYING up to me.........He was showing NO signs of stopping, he was getting closer and closer and my mind was saying fucking move it bitch LOL.........I was not gonna sit there and let him run all over me, so I started to put on the gas and he was RIGHT on me, and he swerved like some crazy person, his whole truck went to one side, and I was like I am gonna KICK your fucking ass if you even put a scratch on my car...Well he did not hit me, lucky him! I would have kicked that fuckers ass.....Damn I hate to end a work day like that LOL

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I have reached my rating cap!! I cant rate anymore pics until I get to the next lvl. Any and all help to get me to the next lvl will be greatly appercaited. I'll be happy to return the favor once I can rate pics again. Much Luv to all my cherries. MUAHHHH!

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only like 300 more points to go lol. you people work fast. hahah. I guess since people took the time to write this i should tell you whats up in my life right now. Well come this summer I won't be online very much. I am flying like alot! Somewhere between June 15th-20th I will be flying to Florida. July 2nd I will be flying to Boston for Jen's and Greg's wedding. July 10th I will be flying back to Florida. August 13th I will be flying to Pedro Texas for a family reunion. August 17th I will be flying back to Florida and August 26th I will be flying back to Vermont. lol. I am sooo not looking forward to this. Flying is sooo freakin boring. You spend hours on a flight to do pretty much nothing. Oh well... Atleast i get to go to florida and go shopping and my sister and i are going to go swim with dolphines. Yeah, I know your pretty damn jealous. Just kidding. But anyways.. My uncle asked his now fiance to marry him on valentines day. Oh god, I love Tammy to death but they now ha

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A couple of monthes ago, this modeling agency came to my hometown. I learned about it from the radio. They were looking for women between the ages 18-25. So I figured I'd go. Not knowing that after a couple of pics being taken and 4 months later, I would get a an airline ticket to L.A. and a letter stating for me to come up there to sign my contract! I am sooo excited. I really hope I have it takes. What do ya'll think?

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I am totally stoked... my uncle just called and told me that he just got our tickets for the Brickyard 400 this year... We're going to be sitting on the straight-way by the first turn. I am so amped up about this. and I can't wait.

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Ok so any wiccans that read this may know what I'm talking about...last night there was alot of energy going on...my animals were acting insane...my dog was barking and growling at everything that moved and didnt...and my cat was being nutter than usual...I've tried to figure out what was going on with the moon but, Im having no luck whatsoever! I know the moon was waxing which means like a time to start things but, cheese and crackers who could start anything with all the damn noise in my house!

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today i got my check lol i made 27.00 fuckin dollars!!!!! for one day of work taxes and med. took out bout $60 something on me. im pissed damn they think im going to get by two weeks with that much. they are crazy. i didnt work this week so i wont get paid. our machines are down so i dont work!!!! which sucks so im stuck here doing nothing and no money. fun fun fun . i start work a new job monday at excerds warehouse.hope i can make it til i get paid again . grrrrr..... staffin companies suck..... amanda

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ok so i have not been on here in like forever but shit i get enough feed back from other people that im still in the loop like fuck already.......ok so you see here is the problem some one had asked me to stay off there page and hmm seeings how im an adult i listen but here iam today!!!!!!!! like aweek later comin in on my page to see a little pic of THAT person on my page like for real wtf you ask and i did but still you need to come see whats up ..hunny nothin is up this whole shit with my friends and yours is old news i dont care anymore so get a life and stay the hell out of mine you are not me nore will you ever be me you couldnt handel my life so stay out of page and shit like i have you ok ....... ps you say im shit to you but then there you are on my page hmmmmm i find that funny...oh and another thing i could give a flying fuck about the way i spell it doesnt efect me soo why should it you...im cute and street smart i dont care about my grammer ...and you maybe book smart

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ok i sit here pondering what to do i am in the middle with out you if i had you in my arms then i would have be with you i am person who is no one specail i woul dkill to have my heart in one peace agin i urn for love but and never get it in retrun you say you want me and i hope it is true i sit here thinking about you i know i can sit her etyping till i turn blue but for now all i want is you if you can see it then i am screwed but i hope yousee that i want you

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One of my best internet friends, ASTIGIRL,is coming on the 11th.....I am so excited. We have been talking for almost 2 years via the internet and on the phone. She is such a sweetheart. If ya'll get a chance to by and rate and fan her. You could not ask for a better person for a friend. LOVE YA LOTS KIDDO>>>SEE U SOON

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why is everyone leaving cherry tap. every day i come on more and more people on my friends list are quiting this site, i think there been about 20 people leave over the last 2 weeks, 5 over the last 2 days, more are thinking of leaving, some of the people whos gone i use to like to chat to. whats going on whys everyone going

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Well just got off the phone with my " yard Man".....my son...........seems he has 2 lovely daughters that will be on Spring Break this week...( 7 YEAR OLDS)you will NEVER guess what he wants.........Bring em to G'ma! YES! Oh Lord I love it too!!!!!!!!!!!!Pajama Party deluxe.....oh mercy look out! This I need after the fiasco i have lived this past month!There could be NO bigger distraction than 2... 7 year old giggling girls!! Maybe ya'll need to send up a few Prayers! LMAO!!!!!! Naw it is going to be fun and lots of laughs!!!!!!!I hope!!!!!!!!!

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O.K, No one can ever say I don't live in my own little world! To everyone I just sent a happy hump day message too, WOW my bad it's Thursday!! I'm sorry but either way have one hell of a good day anyway, obviously I am...lol I do love entertaining myself..lol Take care and MUAHHHH

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cant believe i finally got to get on here...due to a tech error this site will only let me on when it feels like it and ive been too busy to try work out why.Just getting over my hubbys 50th bday...PHEW!..no shit im still under the weather..thank goodness we have a public holiday today.....its for Anzac Day the day we commerate our soldiers who went to war and and faught for our country...RIP to all who died in action. How do i stop this yucky feeling of wanting to vomit...good golly i got so smashed...Never again....yes i know we all say that...cheers huggs to all and sorry for my absence.

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Ok, I gotta get some shit off my chest. Take it how you want it even though I know the one that needs to read it won't. Tells me where I really stand... First off, this is the internet. GROW THE FUCK UP!!! Don't spread lies about people cuz you don't know how to play nicely. So you didn't shine like a star the entire time, IT WAS A FUCKING CONTEST AND I DIDN'T EVEN CARE IF I WON!!!!!!! You're not the only one with a heart condition. Secondly, I am my own person and will do what I want, when I want and if it pisses you off, you know how to delete me. I truly love my family on here, but I can't be told what I can and can't do and if that means I can't be part of your 'club' so be it. Take me off. Thirdly, I hate getting into the middle of this friend doesn't like that one and so on. I don't want to be rejected for something I truly want, nor forced to choose because you guys have to fight over who has the bigger cock. You have different views, that's what makes you individua

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a man standing with his boss on a slow day decided to play a prank on his wife well the man got on one phone listening in but remained silent as his boss called his wife... the lady answered and the bossman said hi, is this mrs smith and the lady replied yes well the bossman explained to her that although her husband does a great job, his numbers are up and even sales has increased bur they still have to let him go... the woman gasp! why? if he is doing such a good job... the boss replied well i dont want to go into any details but we caught him in his office with his secretary on the desk. the woman yelled omg that bastard omg he will find his shit on the porch when he gets home... the boss says im sorry to tell you this mam.. then she replies well now i dont feel so guilty about fucking his brother!

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I wish I could understand why I can't seem to meet a man who wants a committed relationship, which includes fun, laughter, snuggling, affection and all the other stuff that comes with it. I just keep meeting ones that get scared after a few months and push me away. I hear all the time what a great person I am and how sweet I am but its just not enough. As soon as I start caring about someone I get blown away. I am too giving I just know it! Are there really any good trusting men out there or are they all like this?

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Look, if all you want is a cam slut, look elsewhere. I'm so tired of this "do u cam" shit. NO I DON'T. I can get REAL sex. Remove me from your friends list if that's all you want. Go get laid in real life & leave me the hell alone!

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So once in a while, when I'm bored I like to read the personal ads on craigslist. Was just reading one that said "I honestly don't care how old you are, what race you are, how much money you make, how much baggage you have, as long as you're intelligent, honest, faithful and not overweight." Seriously, is being overweight that freaking bad that someone would rather you have all kinds of baby daddy/momma drama or other shit going on in your life? How freaking horrible. Who cares if you're a secure, stable overweight person with a good personality because I'd rather be with someone who's been on Maury 80 times to find their child's father. I just get so pissed that we live in a society where someones value is discounted just because they carry some extra poundage! I can understand if someone isn't attracted to it ok. Because its not everyone's thing. But geez...to rather have someone w/ a shitload of baggage than overweight just slays me. Maybe i'm reading into it too much, but it bother

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Okay, so way back in December, a good man that just happend to be the father of my children, told me that he would take care of the kids for me for three months so that I can get back on my feet again. I was over joyed with this since I knew that I needed to find another job that was not seasonal at the time. I had just moved in with my parents because I was evicted from my apartment that I had a little under a year. I had to quit school because I could no longer aford it. And so I found myself just hangin on by just hope in that I would find a good job for myself so that I can help take care of the children in ways that some mothers can not. So in this time of me finding a job, my ex had the kids for about two weeks or less before his fiance at the time, now his wife, decided to help turn the tables on the situation. She noticed things about my kids that told her that I was not doing my part as their mother in helping take care of them. When I know better and so does everyone of m

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OMG IM A GRANDMA LOL MY PET RATS DID THE DRITYS LOL N THEY JUST HAD BABIES WOW THEY HAD 10 WELL I DUNNO WTF IM GONNA DO WIT 12 RATS DAMN WELL MY FRIEND JEN IS TAKING 1 BUT THAT STILL LEAVES ME WITH 11 SHIT OH WELLS LOL BYE

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Online right noW! webcam! I don't know how to automaticallay work so i guess you have to add me to hotmail msn to make it work. it you know how to let me make it work on the INTERNET WIthOUT HAVING TO Make a witout let me know. hahhahaha I had caps lock on

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I'm bearing myself on webcam and no one wants to see it.let's me know who I really am. Plus, i signed up for another ten weeks with my personal trainer. And since shoe gets to make up the program she's killing me. in total on yhe weight loss I lost 15 pounds and 15 inches.

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Ok, so I just got home from pickin my mom up from work and she's got a freakin attitude with me. We're all outta smokes, but that's no reason to be stompin around and shit. She's acting childish and it's pissin me off. Anyways, that's not what I'm here for. Most of you who are reading this read about my shoulder injury. I wanted to let you know that it's almost healed. I haven't had it in a sling at all today and I'm doin pretty good. I just can't put too much pressure on it. Thank you all for your concern and I'll update again soon! Cami

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The Ace of Swords card suggests that you should stand up for yourself. Stick to the point, make yourself clear and compare your options objectively before answering or committing to take the next logical step. Understand or identify the cause. You get what you want by trusting your own personal convictions and inner voice. A strategy of asserting your independence, directing the questioning or getting right to the point could make you seem impersonal, indifferent or even bossy, especially if communications are related to romance or happen via cell phone or online. Sometimes you have to cut through the bull while protecting your privacy before you can establish trust or let down your guard. This is only reasonable. Keep your wits about you.

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OK now tell me ladies... what is it U can never buy N E gifts for me? I am a guy and I too love to get gifts as well as give em... so if U wantsome comment me, say hi, and efinately buy some too... I love to give as well as recieve....lol

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So, as of right now, I'm so fed up with having kids around all the time, I don't wanna have kids. I love these girls, don't get me wrong, but it's a pain in the ass to have them. They eat non stop and they whine too damn much. Then they get into shit they shouldn't at call me mean cuz I tell them to get outta it...They just like to make me the mean guy cuz I'm home with them all day. I don't like the idea of having to strap them into the car EVERYWHERE you go and then take them out EVERYWHERE you go...strap them back in when you get done...sometimes it's not even worth it, but I wouldn't leave them in the car for someone to steal. I am so stressed out right now I can't even stand myself. I'm a bit crabby and I have stayed in my room most of the day because I don't like to yell at them and with as frustrated as I am today, that's exactly what happens. Here's another thing...can a woman take a piss w/o two kids standing right there going "Make sure you wipe Auntie, make

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So like my horoscope says today says "The thing about good luck is that's ever-renewable, but it also runs in cycles. You've had a terrific run, so why push yourself to get even more? Enjoy all that you've managed to gain in such a short amount of time." well, after reading that i think the cycle will be ending for a while, not that i've had all that much good luck but lol i must of had some. i made it year now riding on my ex's support without a job. now i get a call from my first ex saying he is dropping all the charges for back child support cause he does not have time to deal with it. of course he could use some support when i can help he would appreciate it. so now i just need to find a job and move and get my son back from current separated husband so i don't have to go through all that crap again. he is playing the i'm unstable cause i tried to commit suicide in january card. only prayer and a good lawyer, and a good job can help me with that battle. thank you all for being t

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God I hate cloudy yucky days where it's a drizzle rain and all. Getting all stressed out with it being July, I have to deal with the holiday my sister is coming up in a few days, my mom has surgery in a week and then my dad and step mom come up in a few weeks. My OCD is really going full gear and it gets alot worse because everything has got to be perfect. So now everyday that passes I will only get worse and worse and then be sick from all the stress...

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Tonight I went to the horse races... my uncle races horses and my fave was running tonight so i decided to go.. HE WON!!!! his first win! I AM SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!! my baby won his race! 1.25 lengths ahead of the second place horse!!!!

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I HATE BEING NERVOUS. MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD TONITE.MY SON HAS A DOCTORS APPT TOMORROW AND IM NOT SURE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.I JUST KNOW IM SCARED TO DEATH.GOD PLEASE LAY YOUR HAND ON MY BABY SHOULDER TOMORROW AND WALK WITH HIM THROUGH THIS.I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!

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looks as if some of my pics have been reported as NSFW. And now my profile is supposely NSFW. I understand something may be that way but why should we have to have our backgrounds a certain way just so people and look at your profile.. I think there should be a feature where only friends family and fans can veiw your profile. But others can check out the main pic if they want and then have the chance to become a friend and what not to see the rest so these NSFW complaints dont happen and so we wont have to change things with out being flagged.

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I was just offered my own site to display my scrapbook pages and kits on. It is suck an honor. I couldn't believe it when they came to me and offered to host a site just for me because my kits are great they say! Now I need to come up with a LOGO and a site name... Anyone got any ideas????

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Associated Press LOS ANGELES - Soccer star David Beckham and his wife, Victoria, arrived Thursday night to begin their new lives in the United States. The British power couple smiled and held hands as they walked out of a Los Angeles International Airport terminal shortly before 8:20 p.m. after arriving aboard a British Airways flight from London. Dozens of reporters and photographers pushed and shoved behind barriers set up at the terminal before the duo, surrounded by security guards, left in a black sport utility vehicle without commenting. Their three children accompanied them on the flight, but didn't exit the terminal with them. Victoria Beckham, also known as Posh Spice of the Spice Girls, wore a sleeveless black dress and sunglasses and gave a quick wave to the paparazzi. David Beckham was dressed in a black jacket and jeans. Several people at the airport to pick up passengers became paparazzi themselves, snapping images with their cell phones. "It was so aw

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i dont know who will actually read this but i just tried to pay some guy a compliment and some chick went crazy on me wow people take things too serious and i tried to reply and was blocked lmao come on this site is getting to be too much wow

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Wow what a night, let me tell ya , it was full of funnies, I was late for my own fubar wedding LMAO. I went in asking for the pastor, well we was getting things set up and then my pc started to spazz on me, doing 9 kinds of silly things ,I finally made it to the fubar alter in time to say "I do". . I was trying to talk to my newly made friends, and it started up again. I tell you it was very commical yet a bit embarrissing at the same time, I mean wow, I bet they thought for sure I was " The run away bride" . I made it though so yippeeeee

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My husband today did something that made my heart sink to the floor.....he was explaining to my 8 year old heaven where to clean and stuff when he picks up the the back of the recliner and starts to turn it over so you could see what was under neath....my heart raced and sucn to the floor i scrreamed the baby and lunged in her direction and caught her before she could begin to fall hubby came and we sat both on the floor lookin at the baby and she smiled not knowing what could have happened in her lil world she was safe...hubby felt sooo bad about it...but talk about heart sinking.

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So a good friend of mine had her baby yesterday...I was there in the room with her when she had him...let me just say wow what am experience. I personally have no desire to have any kids but man it was such a beautiful thing. Well maybe not while she was pushing lol, she got kind of ugly right there but it was ok..she did a natural birth so I know there was a lot of pain. it was funny because at one point she was pushing and she kept saying "oh it hurts" and her mom turns around and goes "yeah but I bet you werent saying that when you were making this baby" lmao..that was just too hilarious...But it was an amazing day.. Scott and Kristin...I couldnt be more happier for you guys. Congratulations on Aiden, he's gorgeous..Thank you for allowing me that experience...Now I am definetly positive Im never having a kid lol...and if I do Im gonna make sure Im loaded on drugs lol...jk I love you guys so much!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

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Most of my friends on my list know I am married and that my hubby is an OTR trucker... he got home yesterday morning and we did the family party thing it was fun I am being serious when I say my in-laws are not normal... I like them. NEWays, we came home last night I tried to get my hubby to snuggle with me he said that he hadn't slept much in days and I knew he hadn't but he started kissing me at little after 8 and it went on till way after midnight....OMG it ihas never been that long or that great had to post a mumm to see if I should wonder as to what drugs he was getting on the road...lol we did things we had never done before and it was beyond amazing I am definately not trading him in, even though some people we know think we are getting divorced ....(you know who you are if not ask) it was a joke to see how desperate you are and what kind of friend you really are hitting on my husband... I digress, I am regreting because that is a jinx I don't need I love him and can't picture m

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Omg I am so depressed, I have court tommorow for what my rotten ass ex husband did to me...I am so nervous, I know he aint gonna get much, justice system sucks big time....Men can do whatever they want to women and get away with it, its so frigen damn sickning!!!! I'm bitchin I know, just worried on what is gonna happen, and typin random thoughts

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(this is NOT about the car. This blog is Not about comments on pics. read carfully!) *Toipic Of Blog: So now people are rateing pics with out even looking at them. oh, that is realy nice. NOT only are they giving tens for the sake of giving tens, but now they are NOT looking at what they are giving tens to. how dubble rude of them...: *Example Of Topic: Modified C...: I don't even think I saw your pic when I rated it. Nor do I really care about a car. ->Modified C...: what is the point of yourateing my pic with out commenting on it? *Question: what do you people think?

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This is all you need to know! 95% of females can't cum from sex unless they are on top…and why not unless on top? So they can stimulate their clit by grindin’ on our pelvic bones, which really does nothin’ for them, so the key is to eat pussy first! Make her cum a few times, numb her up, then hammer away or soft and slow with a lot of vaginal teasin’ with your meat thermometer to build it all up in the end, however you like! Now, once you are in between her legs, don't just fuckin' dive in there like a pig goin’ to the trough, take your time! I know that pussy is damned near irresistible, but don't act like it is! Lick her inner thighs, kiss them, kiss around her pussy lips, kiss the lips, etc. etc. Finally, once you've got your tongue on her clit, this is what you do! (you can use your hands to spread apart her lips if you want, that’s all preference! Its easier to make them cum with their lips spread so you can have easier access to their clit!) Roll the tip and somewhat flat par

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http://fubar.com/user/273340 wow this user got pissed at me what the *** dam she has a temper anyway who ever rates her yea but whatever you people do don't ask her why her picture are private she didn't give me a answer instead she got pissed at me wow boy do i suck

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Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Thursday, August 30: Fill your mouth with yeses. If you're willing and open, the universe will shower you with many delightful opportunities. Say yes to your darling's off-the-wall plans. Say yes to risks. Say yes to love. Today is the perfect day for this horoscope since I am leaving in an hour for the airport! So all I have to say is YES YES YES!

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Its been crazy around here. The day before yesterday, at my grandson's school open house, we found out that his mom was in jail. She was arrested for two counts of drug trafficking and two counts of child endangerment. I'm so totally blown away, I can't think straight. Needless to say, he is now staying at my house with his dad. The reason I'm posting this is because I don't quite understand how someone can not keep their children first and foremost in their lives. I'm sure some of you will be able to justify her actions, but for me, I have no use for anyone who would do anything that would jeopardize their children. Hey, fellow fubar ers....thanks for letting me vent. Cheryl

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For those of you who like to go to concerts the one I went to tonight was so awesome!!! Finger Eleven started off and they played a hour. They were great I WILL see them again. Then Puddle Of Mudd came up they rocked. One of the guitar players was nutty. Half the time he was barely holding onto the guitar. Then of course came Nickelback. Well it started the place went black and then a loud explosion. That was only the beginning and it only got better and better from there!! When i get the chance I will be seeing all three of these bands again!! Right now i could go on and on about how great it was....but i won't ruin it!!! Honestly if you get the chance go!!!

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This is an old \"friends with benefits\" I had, like I said before, Im done with thatand lookin for something real... rodney jackson: where i at rodney jackson: where u at lexipinkmango: in fla rodney jackson: oh ok rodney jackson: havein fun lexipinkmango: yep rodney jackson: good lexipinkmango: not really, Im just tryin to maybe give youa hint rodney jackson: what u mean a hint lexipinkmango: you cant tell already rodney jackson: u sober lol rodney jackson: tell what lexipinkmango: yes and whats that got to do with anything? rodney jackson: i dont get da hint rodney jackson: u wit ur man lexipinkmango: no rodney jackson: so what hint should i get rodney jackson: so when i get to take u out lexipinkmango: ummm, I dont answer my phone, etc. etc. lexipinkmango: you had your chance and you blew it rodney jackson: oh u mean ur at home rodney jackson: lol rodney jackson: wow rodney jackson: so i really cant see u lexipinkmango: duh!!!!!!!!!!! rodney jackson: i

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She pused me into the unisex bathroom. She pushed her huge DD tits out of her top and dropped to her knees. " I want to suck you dry" she said. By that time I was already hard as a rock. She took my hard cock out of my jeans and started to give me the best head I had ever recieved. She would stop and fuck my dick with her tits and then go back to sucking and stroking me. " I've always wanted to do this to you" she informed me. She sucked the head of my dick so hard I had to fight from screaming and moaning. I could feel the end approaching and she could tell as well. She cupped my balls as I unloaded my cum into her mouth. She swallowed every drop. She then stood up whispered something soft into my ear that I could not understand and walked out of the bathroom. I stayed behind a few minitues to catch my breath. A few days later I was her wedding announcement in the newspaper.

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Yesterday omg was one of the worst days ever. My mom and dad came over to get the bill for our cellphones they were gonna pay it for us. nice huh.. well dennis got mad. mom wanted me to go in case they needed one of us. So I go and when I come back dennis comes right out to me. and says either go with your parents or stay with your husband. WTF!?!? I could not take anymore.. I've been soo depressed, trying to be happy and its just not working anymore. I'm scared all the time.. my bubble has finally burst open and I just don't feel safe anymore... whatever comfort I had is now gone.. I come up and all my clothes are on the ottoman. suitcases.. my computer, 360, ps2, dvd player and my gamees.. allll on the table. said the animals stay you can take what you see. I was like omg.. wtf is happening. Omg.. i was sooo I dont even know how to explain it.. This is my husband and he is saying either leave or stay. He says I need to get a job, stop being a baby and I need to grow up. Hes

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OK IF UR GONNA TALK TO ME FINE I ALWAYS LIKE TO EXCEPT NEW FRIENDS AND LOVE TO CHAT AND MOST OF U THAT R ON MY FRIENDS LIST ARE GREAT AND WE ALL JOKE ECT. BUT DONT SHOUT AT ME THINKING THAT BEING PERVERTED IS WHAT I WANNA HEAR EVERYTIME U SHOUT ME LIKE :I WANT TO DO U OR NICE BOOBS OR ALWAYS SOMETHIN PERVETED! IF U WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION THEN FINE BUT OMG IM NOT ALL ABOUT CYBERING IM LOOKING FOR MORE OR AT LEAST FRIENDS! THERE R PPL ON MY LIST WHO R SWEET THAT SHOUT ME TO SEE HOW IM DOING, OR JUST HAVE A CONVO BUT DONT SHOUT ME AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT SAY NICE TITS OR SOME PERVETED THING ITS FUKKIN GETTING OLD ALREADY! U PERVERTED ONES WHO DO THIS RUIN IT FOR ALL THE GOOD PPL THAT R ON HERE AND U PLAYERS MAKE IT HARD FOR THE GOOD GUYS TO PROGRESS ANYTHING FURTHER CAUSE WOMEN HAVE PROBLEMS TRUSTING THE GOOD ONES CAUSE WE DID TRUST AT ONE TIME AND GOT PLAYED! ANYWAY WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN FLIRT WHATEVER BUT OMG DONT START A CONVO LIKE THAT AND DONT ALWAYS THINK THATS WHAT A GIRL WANTS I

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If my week hasn't been fucked up enough from bullshit liars to working my ass off to just being down right lonely today has topped it off for me. Ok so i went out to dinner with my family. We were there eating and something told me to look up and low and behold i do and i see Samanthas sperm donor walk in. And to top it off he was with his wife who he was seperated from when i got pregnant and was the reason he has never wanted anything to do with her cause he didnt want the wife to know that while they were seperated he knocked a girl up.. Well After a YEAR A FUCKING YEAR HE SEE'S HIS DAUGHTER FROM A DISTANCE. He had my duaghters half brother and sister whom she will never know cause of him with him too. It really hit me hard cause i didnt realize till tonight how much my duaghter actually looks like this man. It breaks my heart no not cause i want to be with him but because she has siblings she will never know. He kept looking over at my daughter everytime his wife would leave th

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Today, is the best day I've had in a long time. I wasn't expecting anything, just a normal day. Well this lady made the whole day different. She heard about my contest I was in and pimped me out and the ass that was supposed to pay out for a blast and never did. She's definitely one of best people on here!! She added me today and pimped me out and I had none stop people on my page!! I would like to thank Baby Boy for introducing us!! Here's her link, if you don't have her on your list, go fan, add and rate her!! ~»§£ÅVE PRÌÑcE§§«~@ fubar And I would like to thank Baby Boy for always being there for me! For being there for everyone on his list. For helping me deal with that dude, who will probably never keep his word. Baby Boy is a very honorable man and someone you should definitely have on your friends list. He is a very honest and caring man, who will bend over backwards to help you with everything he can!! He won a contest today for a 7day blast today. He turned around and gave

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I was informed I have big boobs. That is why I had changed my status to "I have big boobs???" My shoutbox filled up which I REALLY had no idea would happen. So if I didn't reply back to you then I'm sorry. I missed quite a few cuz so many pervs on here lmao j/k Sheesh I even lost a crush...was that why? Cuz of my status? lol Which I still wanna know who all crushed me cuz I feel bad if I'm not talking to one of them or something lol but shhh I'm not nice. lol

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Rock and Shock was the SHIT!!!!!! I had SOOOOOOOOOOO much fun!!! I met the gorgeous Queen of Trash as well as Frank the Bunny (James Duvall), William Forsythe, Ari Lehman, Andrew Divoff, and the adorable Alex Vincent (altho he's all grown up and such a hottie!!!) and so many others!!! Also I got a pic with Peter Steele!!!! OMG!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Anyhoo.. got pix and will post as soon as can get them downloaded!! I had soooooooooo much fun!!! Wish I could have gotten to everyone but guess I'll have to go back next year!!!

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OK, So... picture this. I'm sitting on my couch right? Just, watching tv. Ugh, cartoons... and this commercial comes on right... for... RED LOBSTER. And i suddenly realized, not only has it been WAY too long since I've been... I'm fucking craving lobster and crab!! DAMNIT!!! They should make a red lobster/olive garden rest. Cuz i want some past w/ lobster and crab... Ok, thats all it was about... sorry....

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OKAY I HAD GONE ALMOST A FULL 24 HOURS WITH NO SLEEP.. I AM TRYING TO WORK FITZ, RETTA, AND BREAK THE RECORD AT THE SAME TIME.. I JUST GOT ON LINE 10 MINUTES AGO TO A MILLION MESSAGES SAYING FITZ IS IN TROUBLE.. I NEED TO KNOW HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE? I NEED TO KNOW IF HE LOST HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE? I'M COMING OUT MY SKIN RIGHT NOW AND I DONT CARE WHO GETS PISSED OFF AT THIS BLOG.. WE HAVE ENOUGH MAN POWER TO WIN THAT CONTEST DANCING ON OUR HEADS.. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ANY ONE OF OUR POSSE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING IF ON FUBAR DURING HIS CONTEST WOULD BE DOING WHATEVER WAS IN THEIR POWER TO INSURE HIM THE WIN. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES FOR YOUR CONTSTS.. I HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIME AND IF I LEAVE DO TO MAYBE EFFING EATING OR SLEEPING THAT SHOULD NOT MAKE AN IMPACT SUCH AS A LOSS... I MOVED 150,000 POINTS TWORD MY RECORD BREAKING LAST NIGHT, I HAVE RETTA IN A STRONG LEAD AT 5,000 AND FITZ AT A 1200 LEAD WHEN I COULDNT EVEN STAY AWAKE TO FINISH LOADING STASH.. I WAS PASSING OUT IN

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in this mumm: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=221096 this guy posts this: your a fuck with a pic like that all you need is the gas......do us all a favor breath more So I confront him, thus: ME->Brad: what the shit was that? i'm a fu ME->Brad: fuck* with a pic like that? what's ur deal man? Brad: dude keep it in the mumms I'm in no mude for games ME->Brad: this isn't a game. what the hell was that? ME->Brad: i just wanna know Brad: ok fuck you asshole Brad: you have a fucking gas mask on and fucked up cloths and you ask stupid questions and can't hanlde answers goo fuck of later, here's this: Hope gas mask BOY Reads this because his pussy ass blocked me You see asshat, I really don’t need to impress you with my ability to type correctly because one, you don’t mean shit to me and two I don’t have to have you proof read ANYTHING that I submit for approval……Your lame ass Mumm got the exact response that you were lookin for and you couldn’t handle it so you had to come

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,,,for me it shows the need for God not Church,,,I ask the members in charge ,,,which side are they on ? Whom as the right to prevent compassion ? What if God built a barricade to keep you out ? Controversy Over Church Putting Up Barricade To Block Cat Feeders Posted in: News for Cats, Dogs & Owners, National Dog, Cat & Pet Info, Cats It’s a battle between cats and St. Jude Catholic Church in Tequesta, Florida. For years, parishioners have been feeding the cats that live behind the church. For many, they thought it was their calling to take care of the 25 cats and leave food for them. But that all recently changed. After getting complaints from a neighboring condo, the church built a 6-foot-high chain-link fence to prevent the cats from reaching the cat feeders. The church also said they wanted to keep the cats off the fenced-in property. Some animal-loving parishioners are frustrated over how the church has handled the situation and that the church has prevented t

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Today has not been good. I woke up and things were fine. Then because I disagreed with a friend of mine because I feel someone we both know needs a vacation we aren't speaking and he says it's his health thats affecting his attitude, BS I think he got sucked into the clique that has become that game we play and I have no place in his lef anymore. While it hurts to loose a friend anyone who chooses a game over a friend is about useless anyway. Then I got told that my brother woke up yesterday and couldn't see or feel anything so his wife took him to the ER where they found he has a leision on his brain. I'm scared not only for my brother but his wife and 9 month old daughter.

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a young woman whispered in her husbanda ear one night ''lets make love differently tonite lets do it back to back'' dont be stupid ''replied the husband ''thats impossible ''no it isnt'' said the wife ive invited the neighbors over

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You have to come check out this lounge!!!! It is really cool...I hate lounges myself, but this one has been rather entertaining for me lately.... The {CC} Lounge http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51636 Just stop in and check it out, you might be surprised who you see in there!!

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this is my horoscope for today... wow... i should of read it earlier- Your emotional state is pretty intense at the moment -- it may be a new romance, or some new issue that is getting you excited. Try not to worry too much about whether or not it's going to work out.

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I just went to another 'social networking' site, for people my age. Dang, what a bunch of old farts. Lets talk about snowbirds, aaaa oh, going on cruise ships, and of course who is your favoite Dancing with the Stars contestant. SAVE ME FROM PEOPLE MY AGE!!!! But then I look at the ones here who claim to be the same age as I and wonder what the h-ll are those idiots thinking? Put some clothes on and for the men (?) stop trying to molest the teenie boppers! Guess I just need to growup and get a life.. meet real people. There has to be some out there somewhere who isn't living in assisted care or going through a second or third childhood.

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A BIG E-mail Mistake An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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Some idiot was messaging me... and blocked me... he was messaging me on here and then blocked me... I shit you not, because he's some pathetic lil druggie... Dj Youngst...: okay i guess we cant really kick it if u aint cool wit it ->Dj Youngst...: I'm a criminal justice major. In two years I will be arresting people for things like that. Dj Youngst...: well ok my bad if it offends you that much wow ->Dj Youngst...: it's against the law, and i'm not going to debate whether it's a drug or not. Dj Youngst...: man didn make it god did Dj Youngst...: maryjane is not a drug it is a plant ->Dj Youngst...: oh. so, you use drugs. cute Dj Youngst...: check out my pics Dj Youngst...: weed ->Dj Youngst...: no idea wht ur talking about, but ok Dj Youngst...: well if udo then hit me up Dj Youngst...: gonja lol' ->Dj Youngst...: for some what? Dj Youngst...: know anyone looin for some treez? I hate pot heads who defend their drug use. Until it becomes legal, IT'S

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so im having one of those days where its like nothing goes right for me. i have to go into work at 6 am tommorow because the girl in the baby room has to watch her cable get cut on? im sooo sick of being the only one that has to come in early and work late. ill probably have to work 6 to 5:30 tommorow with an hour break...thats IT. im sick of crap at work and this bullshit going on between my friends and im getting stuck in the middle of it when i didnt do anything. i wanna just lock myself in my room for a week and not talk to anyone. ugggh

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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says , "Dark in here." The man says , "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No , thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK , how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have

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My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way. My love always, Agnes December 15, 1972 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 16, 1972 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind. All my love, Agnes December 17, 1972 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough. You are being too romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 18, 1972 Dearest John: What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for ever

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EVONNE AND TISMOM05 NEED LOTS OF HELP WITH GETTING THERE GIVEAWAY DONE IN TIME.... IF WANT 11'S SOME HELP US OUT ..WE WILL GIVE YOU OUR 11'S.... OUR GOAL TODAY IS TO GET TO 17,000 ... PLEASE HELP US GET THERE..... FIRST HAPPY HOUR YOU'LL GET OUR 11'S .... SO COME GIVE US SOME COMMENTS ALEAST 200 OR MORE PLZ YOU GET 57 POINTS 4 EACH 11 WE GIVE YOU.....

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Miss Romper is watching you Her spyware can see you now Each word that you read or use Each image your screen displays Each cent in your bank account Each purchase and each ammount Each thing that you cyberdo Miss Romper is watching you

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can't believe what he did yesterday :) he asked a friend to change the work day with a friend, so he would come to visit me! (we weren't going to meet this weekend cause of his job) he said he couldn't wait till next weekend to see me ♥ ahhh i had a beautiful sunday, i thought it was going to be another long week and he gave me this surprise! he just went online at noon and said: i'm home now, should i go visit you? :) heheheh then when he was here explained me what he did cause he couldn't wait more... i don't have more words to describe how good i feel when i'm with him ♥

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can i get a little help from my over 800 friends... i have been in this giveaway since before x-mas...i do have a life outside of the site.. i'm amom of five kids... i really need help getting it done.. thank you to my friends who have helped....we got 31500 comments ...we need the rest by April 11th... click pic

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So I was working my audit (11pm to 7 am) and this old Chinese businessman with not a lick of English and his aging translator come up to me saying that his business crap DVD wouldn't play on a business center computer. So I join them in there and try to figure out how that shit works. Then he finds RealPlayer and hits Play. We are waiting for that crap to stop buffering, and all over sudden...an upclose shot of A GUYS FUCKIN A WOMAN FROM BEHIND, with all the action on full screen kicks in. I am staring in disbelief, and so do they. Took me about 5 seconds to close it down, but that was enough cock into pussy action to be completely mortified...UGHHHH!!! They were equally mortified, and he ended up watchin his stupid business DVD on the boss's computer. So now I can add "watched porn with two aged Chinese people" to my life experiences. That was 11 on my scale of awkwardness from 1 to 10. For some reason, a while later, he came up to the front desk, saying somethin about a mas

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RIYADH (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia's religious police have banned red roses ahead of Valentine's Day, forcing couples in the conservative Muslim nation to think of new ways to show their love. ADVERTISEMENT "The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice" has ordered florists and gift shop owners in the capital Riyadh to remove any items colored scarlet, which is widely seen as symbolizing love, newspapers said. "They visited us last night," the Saudi Gazette quoted an unidentified florist as saying. It is not unusual for the Saudi vice squad to clamp down ahead of Valentine's Day, which it sees as encouraging relations between men and women outside of wedlock, the newspaper said. Saudi Arabia imposes an austere form of Sunni Islam which prevents unrelated men and women from mixing, bans women from driving and demands that women wear a headscarf and a cloak. Relations outside marriage are strictly banned and punishable by law. (Reporting by Souh

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If it isn't one thing, it's another that pisses me off on here. Today it happens to be people that beg you to add, fan and rate them. What is the deal with that shit? Is it possible to seem more desperate for "fu-lovin" or whatever the hell people call it now. If someone wants to add you they will, if they wanna rate you they will, if they wanna fan you...SHOCK, GASP, DISBELIEF! they will. I've seen tickers, blasts, even happy hours of people begging for all this shit and it makes me sick. Now that the almight BabyJesus, oh im sorry CoolBreeze decided to make it harder for people to reach a certain level around here, I've also noticed that people will beg to be leveled as well. Umm, forgive me for being an ass, but if you have over 100,000 points to go before you level, whats the sense in begging for someone to help you? It would take alot of people to much time to help in that case, and is pointless in most cases because people never seem to want to help in their own cause. D

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No woman should ever be treated this way... And even more disgustingly by authority !!! Wake Up America, we are Under Siege !!! I had posted this 2 days ago... the orriginal video has been pulled by either myspace (Fux news cover-up team media) or by the source... but I did manage to find a working version of a follow up video after much searching. That was also pulled by both You tube, and by Google videos, with the help of some really cool friends, I found another working version of the first video. I also took the liberty to blow this video up to max size to make sure that it gets seen. PLEASE PLEASE repost this like wild fire so that it is viewed while it is still available. I also added a link to the news source where I found the video... (if anyone knows how to copy this video so that it remains available and can be reposted if it pulled from this source, please copy it, and inform me, I will give you my e-mail address to send it to me. Thanks) Please make sure

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OK, The Asylum is now hireing Staff members. If your interested in being a DJ please contact me for more information. Thanks bonnie aka Devil Witch-DJ manager for The Asylum. **There is potential for pay here as well. (fubucks)** *other positions available also* ~*PLEASE REPOST AND COME TO THE LOUNGE, GIVING GIFTS OUT TO ALL THAT COME IN AND JOIN*~

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I JUST SAW ZUG IZLAND ON STAGE, LAST NIGHT AT AUGY'S BAR AND GRILL!!! Syn is SO hot! And so sweet! He's so down to earth. I am SO happy that I got to see them, before I had to leave for SC in August... :D OMG!!!! *squeals in excitement*!!!!!

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Okay after seeing another site where some of my old friends from fifteen years back are on and setting up home. I"m freaked out I haven't seen nor heard from the other friend in over five years or more!. Turns out they had a kid, he's cute and looks just like his daddy. I could say mean and shitty things about the pair but I won't cause that would mean pulling that pain and hurt all back into my own hellish mind frame!. Now if anyone was to get my jaw to drop to the ground it would be my oldest friend, Phoebs!. And now for a very long time I'm plain and flatly speechless.

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My ex, who broke up with me on christmas, calls me tonight to ask advise about his new girlfriend. This is the man I thought I'd spend the rest of my life with. 18 months, he just dumps me. So he wants my advise because evry last thing he ever did to me is being done to him and now he knows how I felt. Never seeing him, him not returnig calls, never going out. Is Karma a bitch? Or is it that justice does indeed come around?

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Old Lady in a Sex Store Old lady in a sex store A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youu uu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The old lady then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk....aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.' She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn t tthe ssunoooffabbitch offf?

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This is a big change from what I have blogged recently. I am absolutly horrified!If you don't know already I am a single mother of a 3year old boy. I just moved back from PA and am temporarily staying with my aunt. My son sleeps with me because we are guests here and thats just the only option.Well children can be sneaky little brats can't they. Wake up before you in the morning and sneak to the kichen. Make a mess of cereal and milk all over the table. This is normal. At 3 years old he is very mischievous, the 3's are def. harder than the terrible 2's!Well things took a turn for the worst yesterday at 7a.m.!!I was woke by a knock at the door. I had a feeling when I heard the knock and ran to the door. There stood one of my neighbors and MY SON!! He decided instead of getting into the cereal he wanted to go to school with the kids! Thank god that my neighbor snatched him up! Can you imagine! I hugged him tight and told him never to do that. Somebody could take him away from Mommy! Then

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HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE > ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY: > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. > During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was > found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the > folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..... > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In M ichigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to > his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..."which > bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I wou! ld ha ve drawn, I don't think). > After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle > left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > PING PON

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OMG!!! I just got back from grocery shopping. Mind you, I only shop every other week for groceries. I spent nearly $50 more that I intended because of the price hikes. I couldnt imagine having to be on a fixed income and having to pay for groceries and gas and utilities. As it is... I came home and told kids that we were going to start eating slim and hardly any extras. This is ridiculous. How does the govenment expect the normal paycheck to paycheck families to live? More are going on food stamps every day in my town... which means, not only am I paying for my family's groceries but for someone elses too.

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I do not know what to say! I have met the most wonderful woman right here on Fubar and it's freakin awesome! I know that I am the main person mainly talking about how men should treat women but now I have someone special in my life and I love it! She is very caring, sweet, nice and most of all she is very funny! I don't knnow her all that well but i'll be damned if I let her go!!!!!

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this fool right here...Mephistopheles...if this fool come atcha take my word and fuckin run..hes a dickhead...he was all nice and shit and got me to add him to my friends list on here then got my yahoo and once i started talkin to him on there he was like dr jeckle and mr hyde. he was a fuckin prick and talked shit to me about how i am and called me a cracka and was just plain fuckin rude..ole bitch ass mutha fucka. if you dont deal well with dickheads then stay away from this guy..ole norman bates havin ass. anyways..figured the ladies would wanna know about this douchebag.

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a pic of my bf... Message: > crazy1 86: hey baby!!! > h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??? > crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!! > h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this??? > crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... > crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. > crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. > crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. > h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? > crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you... > crazy1 86 had signed off. > The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off, Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw not

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Noway! Guess what??? We got the house! I still will not believe it until the key to that front door is in my pretty little hand...but yeah, our relator, who, btw, has only been working for us since sunday, called to tell us the guy that was interested in the house before us decided to "look for something else." So, if we still wanted it, it was ours! I still cannot believe it. This house is magnificent. I would have never thought I would live in such a beautiful place. It's something I've always dreamed of. No, you don't understand. I've never had a home. Never. Growing up we moved every six months and my family was not military(just a crazy mother)! I guess it's just one of those things on the list of what to give my kids that I never had as a child myself... It's on my "poor-kids syndrome" list, so to speak! I could not be more excited to say the least right now. I had strict instructions not to say a word about this to anyone from my husband (just in case)

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GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says - something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE : 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long. 3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to

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YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT PICTURE. Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience . His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the 'OK' hand sign to see if he was all right. The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why he said 'there was a shark behind you.' The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn't believe him. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and t

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answer in a private mail--- Your Name: Age: Favorite position: Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? would you send me nudes? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

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So my life is full of drama that is for sure. I have been engaged 2x. they guys left me on both of them. I have been to jail 2x. Both for drug charges. I am goin thru the court system right now fighting my present case because someone wore a wire on me for pot, and i am gettng hit with poss. with intent to deliver. So i am just full of drama. I got lots of boys in my life i have decided it is to soon for me to settle down i want to be a free woman for a while and just have fun and party and drink and not have to report to a damn man or feel gulity if i do something wrong. so yeah that is my life. DRAMA

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Ok, for those of you that TRULY know me, you will know exactly what I'm talking about without having to ask..... I'm shocked, hurt, angry, confused and just all around not quite sure how to feel. I thought I was ok, and knew in my heart that it really happened, but it wasn't until Saturday that I got the confirmation I never thought I would. Mom was in Iowa last week visiting my sister, and just got home Saturday night. While she was gone, she received a letter from the last person we ever thought we'd hear from again. Mostly because he figured she'd be the least likely to have moved in the last 2 years. Hell two more weeks and he'd have been wrong! Anyway, through much rambling and double talking, she said he admitted that he was guilty. I have the letter with me, as she gave it to me like he asked her to, but I haven't read it yet. I'm not sure I want to. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. No, it's not funny, but to finally have it in writing that he actually did it shock

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I don't know what it is but I feel really unappreciated in this house. It seems that the only thing they want me around for is a babysitter or someone to see things online that I really do not care for. I have tried to talk out my problems but they DO NOT CARE. They wonder why I am in my room all the time. Well when I feel so much hostility directed towards me I don't like feeling it. I am told that things are going to happen and not asked.... What the hell is going on here?!?!?!?! I would appreciate some respect.....

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He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare his forhead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling he felt her thigh the slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry the hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUFFED THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY!!!

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He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare his forhead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling he felt her thigh the slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry the hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUFFED THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY!!!

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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down *Mitch Hedberg*

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MARION, Texas – Authorities are trying to find out who stuffed 70 dead Siamese cats into seven large trash bags and dumped them onto a road in suburban San Antonio. San Antonio television KABB reports the dead cats were found Thursday in the Guadalupe County town of Marion. The animals were all adults. Guadalupe County Sheriff Arnold Zwicke says the cats appeared to have been kept in a freezer or refrigerator. They've been buried at a site in Guadalupe County. Marion is located 23 miles east-northeast of San Antonio. ............ I say find the person and kill them

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Thank you!!! I want to thank very very much to my fu-family who helped me a LOT, wanna thank all the friends and friends of friends lol(i know, it sounds like i just got an Oscar lol).I'm speechless.This pic here says it all. Smooches for everybody!!! ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar

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Why is it that some people can't hear what's being said to them? It's so hard for me to believe the level of drama that some people will resort to. I'm not one to play games or mess with people's heads, and I don't understand why others feel the need to do so. I just don't understand what drives a person to chase and pursue someone who has clearly moved on. Or why a person would assume that just because they would damage property and be vicious, the person they've hurt would do the same. This is the real world people!!! High school don't mean shit, and we're not in H.S. anymore. What goes around comes around, and you are responsible for your actions! No one cares who you know, or what you can do. At least I don't. I base my judgements of people on their actions. Some people have a very low rating in my book. Others have a very high one. But it has not a damn thing to do w/what I hear, or anything like that. It's all in what I see. So grow up people!!! Welcome to the r

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Just announced at work two of our party by the pool entertainers :D EVERCLEAR AND BLUES TRAVELER!!! I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO haha gonna take my paid time off lol oh well i gotta see who else is gonna be lined up :D

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My house is burning down. Not the one I'm living in now, but the one I just moved out of in December. I think we're totally fucked cuz I think the insurance lapsed and Gramma had a reverse mortgage. I think the world has just collapsed. I'll be back sometime.

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so i was on my home from work today. its a 15 minute walk. its not long and im on a main road. Why do jack ass mother fuckers insist on shouting obscene things from their car? and throwing things at me? are you really that insecure where you have to poke fun at someone minding their own business and living their life? Just cause i wear bondage pants and black doesnt make it ok for you to treat people like shit. thank god i have to balls to throw shit back at you and when your stupid ass stops next time, all hell will break loose. no one is going to arrest a Police Officers child for defending herself. so bring it and see what the fuck happens to you. I DARE YOU!

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So I browsed the upcoming Happy Hours to see how long they will be going tonight only to find something utterly sicking to myself!!! Nothing against the person themselves this isnt an attack on anyone!!! But one person has 17 Happy Hours scheduled in the next 7 days!!!!! Hats off to you because I don't understand how people can afford Happy Hours! I do good to get a VIP sometimes!!!! But blah just a random thought! xoxo Mel

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Well, I was worried to DEATH about last weeks assignment! Who'd have thought! Does a happy dance!!!!!! Michelle, Excellent paper, I really enjoyed reading it. You are a very proficient writer. You hit all of the required topics for the assignment and detailed explanation of the implementation was fabulous. You have received full points on this assignment.

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SERiOUSLY DO MEN EVER KNOW WHAT THEY WANT REALLY?..........WOW CAN'T THEY JUST SAY WHAT THE HELL THEY MEAN AND WANT..........NO.............THEY WANT TO HAVE THEiR CAKE AND EAT iT TO.........THEY DON'T WANT THEiR FEELiN' HURT, BUT THEY WiLL SURE HURT URS, AND NOT THiNK TWiCE, OH YEAH i FORGOT.................ATLEAST THEY SAY SORRY RiGHT, THAT MAKES EVERYTHiN' BETTER........WTF EVER!!!!!

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Dave Barry - Colonoscopy "It's never too late to be what you might have been." ABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!' I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough t

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oh btw atm i'm in IMand 'imho' 'aka' newbie it seemscos the ppl in here chat in shorthandomg wtf does it mean?this am i went 2 the puter my bf 'msged' me:wb 'hi' yw, 'cya' ttfn omg wtf does it mean?afk brb asapatm i cant IM u ckk was i just 'lolling' or am I in ao :)omg wtf does it mean?gtg into rl a momentidk if the snailmail has binre hi, rl letters tbh are rarer omg wtf does it mean?now i no ur rofling about mefar 2 old 2 converse 2 a teenmy HD in english, dont help with this jinglish'pls' dont 'lol', wtf does it mean?

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I allowed the wonderful image of my father slip from me. I am sorry my precious Daddio! I still mourn and miss you so terribly. I love you with all that I am. Always Daddy's little girl...... Happy Father's Day!

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Well.. It's been decided, Me and my roomate are going to quit smoking weed for 7 days! Starting Tuesday. Think it sounds easy?? NO It's.. I mean.. I've been smoking weed for 7 yrs every single day... thats my thing... I get off work. I get baked. Why am I doing this? Because I want to feel that same feeling I did when Ifirst started Smoking it.. RIPPED!! Im going to smoke a big fatty next tuesday! and it's going to feel.. Umm.. I'll Keep Ya posted.. lol ANy comments?? Luves Ya .. ASH xoxox

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Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'" The third Catholic crone says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'" Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" Finally she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, sexy, antler wearing, body-building pagan. When he walks into a room, women say, 'Oh my God.'"

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dude! i'm watching the cosby show...and guess who is on it!?!?! bill cosby!!!! holy shit!!! okay i'm kidding... actually...it's adam sandler!!! he plays theo's friend...and he is going to prom with theo and a group of friends. how badass!!!!! my kitty keeps munching on my hair...it's rather sweet... because she nuzzles my head too...and i love it...because she is telling me that she loves me... she's actually a boy...but acts so much like a girl...so...i call him a her. poor kitty with a gender crisis... i want a root beer float. i do i do i do-ooo! who loves orange soda? kel loves orange soda!!!

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well i got up this morning, and guess what was waiting for me... thats right, a diamond ring and a proposal from the sweetest man on CT! of course, i agreed to be his CT wife. hes the one whos there for me. he always makes me smile. AND hes the sweetest, most gorgeous, caring man ive ever known... John 'lilguinni' Indo... will there be a CT wedding to follow? hopefully! ill keep you all updated. wish me luck as my new CT life begins! IM SOOO HAPPY!

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My horoscope on here for today ( June 23rd, 2007 ) Know your limits. The problem is you're so endlessly gracious and welcoming that sometimes people think you're always available, like a 24-hour supermarket. Disabuse them (nicely) of that notion. *this is startin to get freaky lol *

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OMG! This mumm just completely flips my lid! This lady needs her kid taken away!!! *************************************** ~~§@§§Y@§§Y~~ (User name)http://fubar.com/user/1005523 Mumm: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=120487 He could have been killed! created @ 2007-07-22 15:14:10 -- expires in: 23 hr My 5 yr old son who plays outside all the time was told to stay in the yard while I clean my dining room and my hubby was at the fire dept yet again.... took off on his bike. I get a phone call saying "your son is riding down the main highway on the yellow line" Scared the shit out of me. I got him home and spanked him and told him how bad that scared me and what could have happened to him and that he was never to do that again. I had my nephew put his bikes up in the shed for me. What I need some advice on is how long to take it away from him. I know its gonna be a while. *************************************** SOME of the comments to her: 2007-07-22 1

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Well, I had my first photo shoot today. The photographer's name was John Horbelt. He has a site called www.flexette.net which is women with (some without) muscle and stuff. They are flexing, and stuff like that. My shoot was awesome...lol I got to put the photographer in a headlock, choke-hold, choking, punching...Different stuff like that. He payed me over a hundred dollars an hour. I should have the pics by the beginning of September, and I can't wait! He also did some headshots and arm-wrestling videos where I kicked his ass like 8 times! lol I'm so hooked on modelling now! And I'm the FIRST BIG GIRL he's photographed for the site. And HE contacted ME! lol I'm like...giddy right now...haha! Show support for your local fat girl!

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Here's the thing: I don't really give a shit if you like me, or if you like my pictures. What I care about are my real friends that are on here. If you have an attitude problem then I don't want to deal with you. If you are a two-faced whore...be gone! Haters and down-raters do what you need to do, but know that paybacks are a bitch and you are NOT worthy of my time! If you are really a friend you'll understand these philosophies and rules that I go by. I will do things for you when asked because I WANT TO, not because you really asked. I will do them with out expecting anything in return. Don't be shitty with me if I don't stop by and rate all your stuff all the time or if I don't comment your contest/giveaways every day. If you're going to be an asshole and be a hater, please do me the honor of just going the fuck away. You are not worth my time and I won't down rate you back. That is too immature for me. Boyz....please understand that if you act stupid and immature, I am going g

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Aight! I NEED A RATE!!!! Out of All my friends and fans, I need at least a rate from you. PLEASE????? Pretty pretty please???? It begins NOW!!! I am up for auction, and this time it has a kick, no, I'm not getting kicked, the auction has a kick (silly... hehehehe!!!) During the auction, whichever contestant can get the MOST PICTURE RATINGS wins 10 fubling from the hostest (at least 100 rates)... AND a 7 day blast (at least 300 rates)... $30 in prizes just for entering the auction. PLUS of course you win the highest bidders prizes. ❥❥Clickie❥❥ So what are you waiting for???? Go rate my pic!!!!!!! And if you really really wanna make my day... GO BID ON ME!!! Here is what you get if you bid on me and win me: Owned by, Beside my name for a month Added to top friends for 1 month Pimp out in blog permanently Link to your profile on my page all month Rate at least 300 photos 10s during HH All stash rated thumbs up during HH Profile comm

Omg And Then The House Went Up In Flames
~RebelBreed™~@ fubar HE WAS SO CLOSE YOU ALL. WHAT A MAJOR LET DOWN TO RUN YOUR ONLY AUTO 11 ON THE HAPPY HOUR FROM HELL DAY AND TO COME UP A FEW THOUSAND SHY OF THE GOUL YOU SET OUT TO HIT... I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE NOW WONT SPEND THEIR TIME TO RATE PICS THAT ARENT AUTO 11'S.. ITS PRETTY POINT HUNGRY MADDNESS OUT HERE.. UNDERSTANDABLE.. BUT I MYSELF STILL TAKE THE TIME OUT TO RATE MY FRIENDS AT LEAST HALF OF WHAT I USE TO RATE THEM WITH OUT MISSING A DAY.. I WANT THE POINTS TOO YA KNOW.. BUT I STILL DO MAKE SURE I HIT MY FRIENDS UP EACH DAY.. CAN YOU ALL SPARE A BIT LIKE IT WAS A TIME BEFORE AUTO 11'S AND HELP THIS GUY LEVEL.. IT WILL TAKE A BIT OF TIME IF HES LEFT TO DO IT ALONE.. JUST A FEW MINUTES IF ITS A BUNCH OF US HELPING OUT.. JUST PLZ EVERYONE WHO OPENS THIS BULLY PLZ JUST PICK ONE FOLDER DONT HAVE TO RATE ALL HIS STUFF JUST AT LEAST PICK ONE FOLDER AND RATE IT.. THAT WILL TAKE YOU A TINY SECOND TO DO BUT WILL MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO HIM.. THANK

Omg Auction. Me? No He Didn't!
He my first and probably my last. Probably depends on how it goes :D. Come here and bid on me you know you want to :P. http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1925915&albumid=1300738&i=1138684962&idx=0

Omg!......a Lil Catch Up...
Hey kids, sorry it's been awhile, been super busy with real life and bombarded with crazy on here...but then again that's just normal right?.... Ok...some things...first off please pray for those people in Japan and our men and women now waging in what appears to be a third conflict in Libya. They are both tradgedies in their own right, one being a natural disaster, and one being a man made nightmare... Yes I know about alot of things. I know about the the menaces and the psychopaths. I know about the pic stealing-blackmailing-mentally unstable person that is running around here doing the same exact crap he did three years ago when I ran him off here, and it looks like the son of a bitch hasn't gained any experience from that, other than about 100 lbs of fat. Rest assurred, he's -this- close to eating it again, good thing I found that same stuff I got him with three years ago, it will tie in nicely to today. People think I'm nuts for keeping three and four year old screenshots

Omg Block Your Drivers License
BLOCK YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers license... Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where Is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same..... Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name, City and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Omg...boss Lady Hosting A Contest !!!
**STARTS TOMORROW 11 AM EST*** C'MON GUYZ.. NEW "LIL SUPRISE" ADDED FOR WINNER BUT YOU WON'T KNOW IT TIL YOU ENTER..HEY EVERYONE !!!! OK SO I FIGURED IT WAS MY TURN TO BE THE HOSTESS OF A CONTEST INSTEAD OF BEING IN ONE..LOL.. THE CONTEST IS GUNNA BE CALLED "BE BOSS LADY'S VALENTINE" IT'S GUNNA START ON FEBRUARY 1ST STARTING AT 11 AM EST AND IT WILL BE ENDING FEBRUARY 13TH @ 12 MIDNIGHT EST. SO COME HAVE FUN AND ENTER ! SO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY SO I GET IT FOR SURE IF YOU WANNA ENTER AND I WILL GO RIP YOUR PICTURE,I NEED TO HAVE ALL ENTRIES BY JANUARY 31ST. ~** RULES **~ . COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED . YOU CAN BOMB YOURSELF . PIMP YOURSELF . NO HATING ON OTHERS IN CONTEST,WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN ! . WINNER IS GUNNA BE BASED ON MOST COMMENTS,HOWEVER IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO COMMENTS AND RATES,SO MAKE SURE TO TELL PEOPLE TO RATE ALSO. . I'M GUNNA GIVE EVERYONE THAT ENTERS 10 COMMENTS TO START OFF WITH. ***** PRIZE

Omg.. Behind And Its Almost Over!!!
Well I was ahead for almost a week but I dropped to 800 behind.. So.. I again need everyones help!! The contest ends on the 28th so only 4 more days!! YAY.. First place is a 30 day blast and I would love to have it. So please come help me.. I can't do it alone. Thank you everyone who has gotten me this far!! I will as always return the favor for everyone who helps! I try to get to everyone and rate and fan all pages. I also will comment bomb contests.. Just let me know. Thank you so much to everyone who has been helping me! ♥ Please click on the picture to vote ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥

Omg. . . Be Alright - Trina, Ludacris (vid Included!!)
Here's an interesting twist to an awesome song!!! Ludacris Trina --------------------------------------- b alright b r right be alright b all right --------------------------------------- "B R Right" (feat. Ludacris) [trina:] i want my ass smacked [luda:] legs wide [trina:] front back [luda:] side to side [trina:] pussy wet [luda:] slip n slide [luda:] yep everythin gon be alright [trina:] ass smaked legs wide [trina:] front back [luda:] side to side [trina:] pussy wet [luda:] slip n slide [luda:] yep everythin gon be alright [TRINA] wait bitch, imma blow my kisses, get pist and throw my dishes, yall niggas know jus who this is, woo woo, and the head so vicious. with me, this shit gon cost, you short? then thas yo lost, you know this ass is soft, make a nigga goto breakin off. tell me that you love me baby, get high and fuck me crazy, get a towel and wipe me off, you want a bitch wit no type of flaws. my gurls be shoppin hard,

Omg Bumper Stickers
*God is my co-pilot,but the devil is my bombardier. *I don't have a license to kill,but a learners permit will work. *I wasn't born a bitch.Men like you made me this way. *Keep honking while I reload. *Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot,either.! *Madness takes it's toll.Please have exact change. *5 days/week my body is a temple.The other two,it's an amusement park. *Your child may be an honor student,but you're still an idiot. *If you drink,din't park.Accidents cause people. *If you can read this,I can hit my brakes and sue you. *Don't follow too close or I'll flick a booger on your windshield. *Save the whales.! Trade them for valuable prizes. *My wife complains I never listen to her....or something like that. *Sure you can trust the government.! Just ask a Native American. *If we are what we eat; I'm cheap,fast,and easy. *I am not A bitch,I am THE bitch. *A boss is like a diaper,always on your ass,and full of shit.

Omg But Not Quite...
Oh My God! And yes I'm saying that in a valley girl way. Whether its the omg I got something to tell you type or the omg I cant believe it way isnt necessarily that important. Although if I really wanted to go into it, its neither. Not really an omg come to think of it either. Of course now I'm saying oh my fucking god because updates and virus scans keep popping up as I'm attempting to write this. Which of course then try take precedence over what I'm trying to do, because I just needed to know that some off and out of the corner program I never use wants to update itself so it can better help me by continuing to be an annoyance. Anyways, back to the no longer omg subject. Right after I use the bathroom real quick........ok back. That was an Oh my moment considering it just sorta snuck up on me. So I had a creepy dream last night. Normally I dont have creepy dreams much less anything that I would actually consider scary. But I awoke from this one thinking eewww. I was as

Omg Bully
7Th cïrclë Øƒ hëll You Haven't Been In Yet??? Well Why The Hell Not!!!! Get In Here & Experience The Hottest Spot On Fubar!!! Join Us In Hell Where You Are Truely Family While You Are Here... Rock With Kick A$$ Tunes & Awesome People We Are Hiring For Staff For All Positions, Inquire Within..... We See You So Get In Here Already! (click here to enter if you dare) (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ 7th cïrclë Øf hëll' on '2008-09-08 06:17:01') (repost of original by '§nØw~Ångël69*cØlØ*♥Rïp bÅbŸ IëÐën♥*(hëÅÐ prØmØTër@7Th cïrclë Øƒ hëll)' on '2008-09-08 06:19:43') (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ 7th cïrclë Øf hëll

Omg Bring On The Real Fuckin Vampire Flicks For Fucks Sake
I'M READY FOR SOME FUCKING REALLL VAMPIRE FLICKS THE VAMPS THAT KICK FUCKING ASSS AND TAKE YOUR BLOOOD TO ME TWILIGHT IS NOT A FUCKING VAMP FLICK ITA ALL A LOVE STORY AND LOOK I'M PALE AND MOODY IS NOT A VAMP FLICK HAHAHAHA I'M READY I HOPE WITH TWILIGHT OVER IN 2012 THAT SOOOON WHERE GOING TO GO BACK TO THE VAMPS LIKE THE MOVIE 30 DAYS OF NIGHT OR HORROR A DRACULA KEEPING MY FINGERS CROSSSED QUESTION IN 2012 DO YOU THINK THAT REAL VAMP FLICKS WILL MAKE A COMEBACK ?

Omg//////but That's Just Plain Damn Funny.
He always carried the pails, cause she always worried about her nails. Up and down that hill, often against his will, fresh water to cure what ails. “Please join me, if you will.” one day Jack said to Jill. And, with barely a smirk, said “It’s damn hot work, trekking water up and down that hill.” About the comfort we seek, no one ever will speak And I’ll close my eyes as you bare your thighs I promise you, I won’t even peek.

Omg Bling Hookers
lolol okay I got queasy seeing a certain status out here...pertaining to the person who posted the appalling status as only accepting bling that activates lol...will delete all others!!! ok wtf happened to being grateful that your skanky hooker ass gets anything at all? Especially since I doubt you return favors...you just charge to see your goodies lol...omg guys get real....grow a brain....if you stop paying you put this person out of business!!!! lol

Omg Crazy Week!
Been a crazy week and I've played so much on webcam I havent had much time to update my blog. I guess I had some technical difficulites on my website www.cassssidycam.comso if you didnt check it out please do and let me know what you think. I'm thinking about starting a video blog.. whatcha think? Heres an excerpt from a friend of mines videos I wanted to show off just because her bootay is yummy! *giggle*Of course you can see ALL MY PICS AND VIDS HERE and I'm on cam live right now if you want to come and play. xoxox

Omg !!! Cant Have A Lil Fun Wit Out Ppl Startin Shit
Ok like last week i put sum new pics up of me n my girl here n town n now i got ppl all over town talkin shit all cus of 1 person that dont like it....my cus who has a CT acct has started rumors round my town sayin that me n my girl have half naked pics on my acct...last itme i checked the only thing u can see n my new pics were a lil of ass cheeks....wouldnt half naked b like me posin n my bra n panties or even jus my panties...the bitch is jus mad cus she lost my attn ....so here i am livin n a new town wher i dont ppl but ppl i work wit n fam n cpl others but we (me & my girl) have ppl lookin at us like we doin sumthing wrong....yea so me n my girl r big city girls livin n a lil country town but aint obody need 2 kno our fuckin biz....so if u read this n dont see nothin wrong wit our pics pls find mamas n zip of 67152 n let her kno she wrong bout the pics....or leave comments on here ...she will end up readin em...lol...she blocked me form goin 2 page but she is still checkin mine e

Omg!!! Cherrytap Is Gonna Be No More??
Yes in a very short time Cherrytap will be on the internet using a new name. Baby J made some new changes and wants to change the name. For all info on this new change please check out Baby J's blog. Cherrytap is going to be Fubar

Omg Come Hear The Sounds Of Strugis
OMFG STRUGIS WEEK HAS NOW BEGAN! ! ! ! ! ! AND WHO IS THE DJ THAT HAS ALL THE MUSIC THAT THE BIKERS OF STURGIS LOVE......... GLAD YOU ASKED .......IT IS THE ONE AND ONLY DJ SUNSHINE ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO ! ! ! ! ! YOU WANT MUSIC THAT WILL BE THERE THEN COME AND TAKE A LISTEN TO DJ SUSHINE ........ SHE IS ROCKIN THE AIR WAVES JUST LIKE AT STRUGIS........

Omg...can I Not Get Away From This Cunt!!!
Ok, so if you read my blog about havin charges pressed on me yesterday, then check this shit out: Last night, Me, Rebah, and Scott decided to ride out to Hot Shots. (NOTE: I know EVERYONE that goes to this bar) When we got out of the car and started walking towards the front of the building, guess who I see pull in the parking lot and ride by us...NONE OTHER THAN THE SAME BITCH WHO PRESSED THE CHARGES...Now...Being that this is a totally different city, AND county, the odds are in my favor. (Keep in mind I know all these people...) I walked inside, took off my jewelry, handed my purse to my baby girl, took my shoes off, and WAITED...Shawn and Scott had to go back to the car for something, well when they came back in, they said that ELIZABETH had gotten out of the truck, walked to the door, and just stood there staring at it for like 2 minutes. She then turned around, got back in the truck, and LEFT...WTF IS THAT? This bitch is supposed to be a BIG BADASS, A BOUT'IT MOTHAFUCKER, BUT

Omg!!! Can Things Suck
I don't fukin understand why everything has to be so fukin hard..... Nothing can go right for me... I CAN'T FUKIN HANDLE IT... I really don't see why after hittin rock bottom ,I can't work my way up... I need help!! Some one to be there for me and help me... A shoulder to lean on.!!!!!! "Big girls don't cry"***Fergie

Omg, Can We Say Cheating?
Some woman gave birth to twins, now the husband wants a divorce and had a paternity test to see if he was the father of their children. While the test was positive for the oldest child and one of the twins, it was negative for the other twin. WTF????

Omg Come See My Cam And Ty For Leveling Me Wow
YOU GUYS IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO HOLD A CONVERSTATION WITH 30 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME.. IM MISSING ALL YOUR SHOUTS.. IM SORRY BUT I DO TRY AND KEEP UP ITS JUST IMPOSSIBLE.. IF I MISS YOU JUST TRY BACK ANOTHER TIME AND HOPEFULLY ILL BE FREE.. TO CHAT WITH ME HERE ALL YOU DO IS JUST TALK IN THE SHOUT LIKE NORMAL.. OKAY.. BUT I NEED ABOUT 20 MINUTES BEFORE ILL BE ON.. YOU VIEW ME FROM RIGHT THIS SPOT OR MY PROFILE.. KK EVERYONE GOT THAT? HOPE SO... IN THE MEAN TIME READ THIS WHILE YOU WAIT.. ITS PRETTY HEAVY BUT ITS A TRUE STORY.. http://fubar.com/blog/152882/623846#

Omg Check Her Out!
Oof the best things about Fubar is meeting cool people and I have met a fellow Puerto Rican that Rocks! If she is not on your friends list she should be, so do me a favor and go show her some love! **PR Mamii**Owned By NEL**@ fubar

Omg!! Catching Up Is A Bitch!
So after a billion years of having a fubar account here I am actually using the damn thing. I have been running around like a chicken with her head torn off for the past couple of months. I'm still behind as hell but at least now I'm not trying to figure out how to cram 4 extra hours into a day while avoiding sleep at all costs. Since this is my first ever blog post let me explain. Lately I've been working on trying to expand my alternative modeling portfolio which means meeting local photographers, trying to get *gasp* paying work, and all that junk. At the same time I totally relaunched my site http://www.fille-de-joie.com (cause photographers and their flunkies want to be able to get to know the girl before they hire me), started a sort of g-rated site to promote some artists I admire and share more personal things http://www.missjoie.com PLUS try to stay active on another site a friend of mine and I have together. This on top of my day job that actually pays the real bi

Omg!!! Come Look At This!
Come and take a look at this.. It's SO much fun and you will meet some really cool people.. I know I have.. IMVU - The World's Greatest 3D Chat This is my homepage.. My Room.. My duddies on there! and a few pics of me and my friends.. or just click here

Omg Check This Out!
Hey Hun..Come on and Check out Vipers Doll House. Come rock out with us... subscribe and let's the good times be had by everyone. We got rockin Djs, Sexy Staff and Friendly Members. Come check us out. Just Click here! Be Sure and stop by the owner's page and add him.! COME SEE US!

Omg Come See Whos Up For Sale
I AM HOLDING MY FIRST EVER AUCTION !!! I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE EVERYONE TO COME SEE WHO IS UP FOR BID!!! BIDS ARE AS FOLLOWS THE CASH/FU BUCK EQUIVALENT CHART STICKY BULLETIN = 25000O FU BUCKS 1 TICKER = 250000 FU BUCKS 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 FU BUCKS 1 Bling pk = 599,500 FU BUCKS 3 DAY BLAST = 600,000 FU BUCKS 7 DAY BLAST = 1,000,000 FU BUCKS 30 DAY BLAST = 2,500,000 FU BUCKS HAPPY HOUR = 5,000,000 FU BUCKS $1= 50,000 FU BUCKS $5=250,000 FU BUCKS $10=500,000 FU BUCKS $20=100,0000 FU BUCKS $50=250,0000 FU BUCKS $100=5 million FU BUCKS IF YOU BID 200,000 FUBUCKS AND THE PREVIOUSE PERSON BID 1 DAY BLAST THEN THE BLAST BEATS THE FU BUCKS BID! COME GET YOUR VERY OWN

Omg Can We Plz Help Her Also
I'm Having My very First Happy Hour! This Sunday~~June 22~~ at 2pm fu-time, 4pm cst, 5pm est, n 10pm in the UK To Celebrate It I'm Having A Level Up Party!! Being a Shadow Leveler is my most favorite part of my fubar experience..So I'm asking all my families and friends to share that awesome exprience with me by leveling as many new members as we can during my Happy Hour. It's that easy & the rewards for you and them are endless......F/A/R, comment, buy them a drink..Welcome them with all the sweet Fu-love you guys show me & others each and everyday..Who Knows You Might Make a New BFF So Help Me Make This a Memorable HH!! This SUNDAY at 2:00pm FuTime!! I Look Forward To Seeing YOU On Our New Members Pages!!! SexyGranny1967 ¢¾ Shadow Leveler ¢¾ Club FAR ¢¾ Promoter of S*U*P@ fubar (repost of original by 'SexyGranny1967 ¢¾ Shadow Leveler ¢¾ Club FAR ¢¾ S*U*P ¢¾ fu~owned by JONLEE74' on '2008-06-20 07:13:10')

Omg Canadian
HIS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP.. YEA OLD FART..LOL IT'S ON FRIDAY.. & LET'S NOT FORGOT HIS FU BDAY..LOL JOINED 3 DAYS B4 HIS BDAY.. AND GUESS WHAT.. HE ONLY HAS 499,519 Points to go! TILL HE'S GODFATHER.. BEEN RATING HIM WAY TO MUCH..LOL:p BUT I'VE DONE ALL I COULD SO FAR.. SO PLEASE HELP HIM LEVEL B4 THAN. BLING.RATE, FAN HIM.. HE'S WORTH IT. EVEN THOUGH HE MAY BE A DORK AT TIMES:) CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEETHEART♥@ fubar BULLY BROUGHT TO U BY: dina rocks @ fubar

Omg Check It Out...
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas OK EVERYONE I'M GOING TO DO SOME TOTALLY DIFFERENT THIS TIME... THIS CONTEST IS GOING TO BE FOR EVERYONE!! SO CHECK THIS OUT... FOR PART OF THE CONTEST IS FOR **THE BEST CLEAVAGE** AND SECOND IS FOR **THE BEST MEMBER(AND I HOPE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT)** SO EVERYONE GET YOUR DIGITAL CAMERAS READY AND GET THOSES PICS IN TO ME.. THIS CONTEST WILL LAST FOR 2 WEEKS.. THE PERSON WITH THE MOST COMMENTS IN THE END WILL BE THE WINNER!! THE PRIZE: 7 DAY BLAST BLING-PACK MORE PRIZES TO BE ADDED... JUST SEND ME THE PICS AND I WILL ADD THEM TO THE FOLDERS...WHEN I HAVE 10 FOR EACH I WILL START THE CONTEST...IT WILL LAST A WEEK... MAKE SURE YOU F.A.R YOU HOST... Chocolate Bunny".. Pastor..@ fubar

Omg! Come In Here
bored well if you are how bout you stop by and help my friend godmother she only needs about 800k... I have seen it done many times.. So please go rate her stash or drop her some pic rates.. Even repost this for her to the more the merrier.. spanks ya Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied@ fubar

Omg Cant Believe This
dark angel is leaving fubar i know she has had alot of drama on here and she is sick some people just tend to forget about real life and friends this pisses me off that she is leaving so be it so am i

Omg!! Co&ca Boxed Set!! I Want!!!
Okay... so I'm hard to shop for for christmas. Cause all I really want is a new Canon DSLR, followed by a laptop (since I don't have one, preferably a MacBook Pro. heh.), and a G1 phone. That's really it. I would seriously be ecstatic to get a used Canon 30D, and ONLY that for Xmas. But that shit's expensive. Now, there's something reasonable I want. For once. Coheed & Cambria "Neverender" Boxed Set If you know me, you know that pretty much the only thing that's been in my car's CD player since like, July or August, is the MP3 CD with all four Coheed & Cambria albums. You also may remember a blog post saying "OMGOMGOMG I want to go to Neverender so bad!!!" a few months ago. Yeah, didn't happen. But now... Now the boxed set is on pre-order. Four live DVDs and CDs for $110. omg. So... yeah... In case you're wondering what to get me for Xmas that I'll absolutely love and that won't cost at least $700... there you go. For now, however... I'm going to go smoke

Omg Cam Cam Cam Oh Crap My Autos Are Almost Up To Plz Rate Rate Rate
SO DEAR I LOVE HIM THAT: With him I could endure all deaths without him live no life.. I'm looking for my Romeo LOVE ME HARD GUYS I HAVE MY AUTO 11'S RUNNING.. PLZ HELP ME GET CLOSER TO LEVELING...THANK YOU For everyone who joins this lounge today only will get $5,000 fubucks payable by me. Mizz Shady.. You need to shout me and let me know you joined ok.. You need to say Mizz Shady sent me.. when you enter then join.. Then let me know you did.. Just click here for the lounge thank you Best Kept Secrets Looks like they need a Best kept secret. Join today..

Omg Cant Stop Laughing
Canada VS United States This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.) CANADIANS:Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. AMERICANS:Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. CANADIANS:Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. AMERICANS:This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. CANADIANS:No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. AMERICANS:This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course15 degr

Omg Do This
This is FUNNY! Subject: Do it quick!!! >Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2006 22:55:02 -0400 > > 1- Go to http://www.google.com > >2- Type in the word "Failure" > >3- Look at the first listing and laugh at what comes up first > >4-Tell other people before the people at Google fix it

Omg Did You Know?!?!?!?!?!?!
That X~Dealer RAWKS MY SAWKS!! Well he does! He is a totally awesome friend... so if you havnt go rate him, fan him, and add him. After that make him a personal salute! You never know what he will do for you!! X~Dealer Rawks ♥ My ♥ Sawks!!! ♥DJ Paige!! ‡ X DEALER ® ™...@ CherryTAP

Omg Dawn And Jen Are Sharing What???? (made By Dawn) Thanks Hun :)
Two Awesome Ladies Share this Special Day ♥ DAWN ♥ Merry Kissmas@ fubar ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~~@ fubar Won't you give us some Birthday Love

Omg...... Did I Do That?
I recently did something that made those around me laugh..... I hope you find it funny I don't know if you have seen these or not but my grandchildren have back packs with tails... so if they go to wonder off we can hang on to the tails of these back packs and keep up with them.... With twin grand daughters age 1 and a grandson age 3 these come in really handy.... All of these back packs look like little monkeys so the kids don't mind wearing them and they have these cute little monkeys on there backs..... I was telling some friends of mine at the last bike rally how these monkeys help me keep up with my grand children.... later on that day were were sitting and watching the parade of people walk by and watching the bikes... when a little Negro boy walked by and I yelled... LOOK AT THE MONKEY! every one laughed and I felt like a fool. I then had to launch into the ... the one on his back.. it just like my grandsons.. but it was to late...... I was branded a racist for the res

Omg Ewwwww!
hey guys its Monday!!! We moved into the new house over the weekend! Im drained from working 24 hours these past 2 days! The house ws trashed when we got the keys. The owners were suppose to have a cleaning team come in but guess she didn't have the time! The house is DISGUSTING!I moved the fridge and oven and to my amazement there was at least 3 to 4 inches of old nasty food stuck to the floor~ omg ewwwww! How the owners lived like this i have no idea! they had 4 kids but damn.. No wonder the woman was a fat ass. she never got off her ass to clean! I should have the house cleaned by tonight ( pray) I cant live in filth like that... Soo anyways. As ive said in my past blogs i don't have internet nor a phone at the house. I have no idea when it will be moved over there either... Ill be out of my apartment Wednesday afternoon. Ill post pictures when i can! OK i better get to cleaning this apartment! TIGHT HUGS AND WET KISSES!!! JEN

Omg Everyone Look
HA IT'S HER BIRTHDAY EVERYONE... WAHOOOOOOOOOO LETS SHOW SOME LOVE... ONE DAY OUT OF EVERY YEAR EACH OF US SHOULD GET THE CHANCE TO FELL JUST A LITTLE EXTRA SPECIAL. JUST ONE DAY A YEAR WHERE ALL THE ATTENTION IS DIRECTED TO US.. THAT DAY IS OUR BIRTHDAY.. LETS SHOW REDKANDY HOW VERY SPECAIL SHE IS TO US.. AFTER ALL IT IS HER BIRTHDAY ... WE LOVE YOU GIRL!!! PARTY ON REDKANDY!!! CLICK THIS PIC RIGHT HERE AND YOUR THERE.. SHOW HER LOADS OF LOVE GUYS.. SHES A DALL.

Omg, Ebay Find Of A Lifetime!
I finally got my pads that I won off of Ebay. They are pretty much brand new! They might have been used two times at most. They aren't even broken in yet. These bitches are handmade in Canada. Retail Price : $1800 My Ebay price : $277.51 I LOVE EBAY!!!

Omg Fathers !! This Goes On A Bit Sorry Needed To Get It Out There .....
i dont know how many people can sympathise with me about this ... because im sure theres some brilliant dads out there but mine really gets my wild up !! the deal is he got with my step mum a long time ago when i was about 3/4 so ive grown up with her knowing she wasnt my mum but also knowing no diffrent way of life .. i only have one memory of my mum and dad together and that was an arguement they had that i got caught up in .... so its not like i havent given her a chance or blame her for splitting them up !! but she is a serious queen bitch from hell my dad had custody of us (being my sister and i )and she moved herself and her 2 sons into our house and treated us like crap .. admittidly we didnt go without food or clothes so it was a case of cruelty physically from her .. but in a mental way she was horrid so anyways when me and my sister had had enough we did a whole hunger strike thing and i managed to runaway to my mums before going to school and told her i never wanted

Omg Freaking Freezing Here
OK THIS IS JUST TO DAM FREAKY WEATHER FOR ME...IT WENT FROM THE 60'S AND 70'S ON WEDNESDAY OF LAST WEEK TO 15 INCHES OF SNOW OVER NIGHT ON THURSDAY....ICK...AND NOW ITS LIKE IN THE 20'S AND SINGLE DIGITS...BLAH AND DOUBLE BLAH... WELL I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFULL HOLIDAY SEASON AND ARE STAYING WARM..AS I AM FREEZING MY BOOBS OFF HERE....TAKE CARE AND HUGS...

Omg... Finally!
Yay! I am finally ahead although not by much! I so need your help so that I can stay ahead and be the first to 30000!! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! Right now at just under 7000 to go! ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥

Omg, Fuck Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah so I have some random weirdo telling me bs about one of the people in my family list. If you don't like him, that is YOUR PROBLEM. I happen to very fond of him and he's funny as hell. However many profiles he has is irrelevant because they are all on my family list and to me he's the same person. GET A GODDAMN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg Fireman Joke Hehe Lmfao Lol Enjoy Sorry I Need Water Or Beer Wowwww............
FIREMAN 08-02-2007.. Body: A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night. " The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.?? " The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.?? When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. >When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband??? "ROLL OUT

Omg!!! -- Finally!!!! -- It's About Time!!!!!
I finally added some new pictures... Some of the family, some of some old money, some of some cool rods, and some of some cool backgrounds These two folders have some new pictures added to them -- Some of my kids, some of my dad: **PRIMARY DEFAULT ALBUM** Me & my Family (NO RIPS PLZ) These are all NEW folders, filled with new pictures -- Take a look: Accident Prone Youngest Son (some may find graphic) My Uncle's Cars & The Auto Show Royal Gorge Body Paintings (THIS IS ART - SOME NSFW - DON'T LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE) Scenery and Backgrounds (RIP AWAY - but plz rate first)

Omg First 8 I Ever Got
Gp Matt rated your photo a '8'! · Gp Matt just checked you out! · new friend request from 'klem' received! · klem rated you a '10'! · klem just checked you out! · rog69z rated you a '10'!

Omg Fat Sonny Was Mean To Me!!!!!
FOR ALL YOU ASSHATS WHO CRY 'FAT SONNY WAS MEAN TO ME' HERE YA GO DID YOU NOT READ HIS PROFILE? NO INSTEAD YOU KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS AND GIVING HIM MORE AMMO TO SHOOT YOU DOWN WITH. SO TO ALL YOU LITTLE CRY BABIES OUT THERE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) WHO CRY AND WANNA LEAVE BECAUSE 'THE FAT MAN WAS MEAN TO YOU' DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA ON YOUR WAY OUT WHAT'S NEXT A LOUNGE CALLED 'FAT SONNY WAS MEAN TO ME CAUSE IM A STUPID TWAT WAFFLE'? REMEMBER THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Suga Mama™®©@ fubar WHO ♥'S FAT SONNY AND HATES TWAT WAFFLES Jay-ZHard Knock Life

Omg Funny!
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'

Omgf
candlebox KICKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously.. i loved it.. my throat hurts from the screaming LOL pics are posted... will have videos hopefully in the next day or so... yes.. videos... now.. if you can HEAR anything.. thats gonna be the question LOL but seriously... i had a blast and am sooo glad i was able to go :D

Omg Fast Everyone Fast Not Much Time
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME I'VE BEEN IN BED ALL DAY WITH ONE OF MY LOVERS AND THIS CONTEST STARTED AND I DIDN'T KNOW.. THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE TO MANY LOVERS. ITS HARD TO STAY ON TOP (OK WELL NOT THAT HARD REALLY) BUT YA HARD TO STAY ON TOP OF MY FUBAR LIFE.. HE NEEDS RATES.. THIS ISN'T HIS CONTEST THIS IS MY CONTEST.. HE WINS I WIN SO GUYS RATE THIS PIC WITH ALL YOU HAVE. OMG FOR REAL HURRY I'M ABOUT TO DIE HERE WE ARE BEHIND.. (YES SOMETIMES BEHIND IS GOOD) JUST NOT NOW AND HERE WITH THIS CONTEST.. SO GET ALL YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND PLZ RATE RATE RATE.. HURRY SUPER PLZ JUST RATE.. THIS ONE PIC

Omg Funniest "weight Loss Program"
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight lossprogram.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'Without a second thought, he takes off after her.A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thinghappens.On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the moststunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around herneck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me.'Well, he's out the door after her l

Omg Gotta See This!
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Omg!!!! Guess Who Was In Washington!!!
WELL FIRST OF ALL THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CAME TO WASHINGTON WHILE WE WERE THERE. WE NEVER GOT TO SEE HER THOUGH. I BET THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A SITE. IN ADDITION TO ALL THE FINE SERVICEMEN I TOLD YA'LL ABOUT IN AN EARLIER BLOG...LOL THERE WERE OTHERS WE SAW. WE DID SEE WYNONA JUDD. SHE WAS TOURING WASHINGTON WITH HER SONS CLASS THE SAME TIME WE WERE THERE. I WAS TALKING TO ONE OF THE MOMS IN OUR GROUP AT THE PERFORMANCE OF TATTOO. SHE WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY HAD SPLIT OUR GROUP INTO 3 GROUPS WHEN WE TOURED THE PENTAGON. OF COURSE I DIDN'T KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WENT IN THE FIRST GROUP SO I WASN'T AWARE OF HOW MANY GROUPS WE HAD. ANYWAY SHE WAS TELLING ME THAT WYNONA ENDED UP BEING IN THEIR GROUP. I SAID AWWWWW MAN WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE BEEN IN THE 3RD GROUP. SHE SAID IT WAS AWESOME. ANYWAY JUST AS SHE WAS TELLING ME THIS THEY ANNOUNCED THAT WYNONA WAS THERE AT THE PERFORMANCE OF TATTOO. I LIKED TO HAVE DIED. SO I DID GET TO SEE HER AFTER ALL. WELL ALLY AND THE KIDS AROUND ME TICKLED ME SO BAD

Omggggggggggggg
My god an horrendous experience has just befolded me... what is worse? a stalker or an elderly perv?? I met a man on here: http://www.cherrytap.com/user/778656 who I thought looked and spoke really kindly. He looked like a hell's angel, and as a biker with many hell's angels friends, I thought I could "trust" him, so I gave him my yahoo. He started talking about his tattoos and asked me if I wanted to see them, I said yes so he turned his camera on. He was sat there, surrounded by kids toys and sexual toys, 60 if not 70 years old, legs in the air with a humungus dildo up his ass, the biggest I have ever seen, going in and out and in and out... Queue violent sickness.. He then starts messaging me all the time asking for me to look... so today I got my revenge :D Again, he asked me to view, so I said yes.... he was sat there again doing his sick thing and we minimalised the screen.... we then talked dirty to him for a little while, then I put on my cam... pointi

Omg Get A ********* Clue Part 2
omg get a ********* clue part 2 for all the downraters on here you rate a 1 and you wonder why people on here block you oh my god get a *** clue are you dumb are what people put their heart and soul into creating profiles on here so yea if you don't get it after you read go ask someone alright

Omg Gamertag Im Using Right Now
Ok im playing on MDD FLANDERS please dont send a bunch of friends request i have to try and manage it im playing on this gamertag please make sure though you send friends request to pantyshotz cuz thats my main account kk kisses my gamers

Omg Great Song
almost lover your fingertips across my skin, the palm trees swaying in the wind, images you sang me spanish lullabies, the sweetest sadness in your eyes clever trick, images well, I'd never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me goodbye my almost lover goodbye my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you can't you just let me be so long my luckless romance my back is turned on you should have known you'd bring me heartache almost lovers always do we walked along a crowded street, you took my hand and danced with me, images and when you left you kissed my lips, you said you'd never, never forget these images well, I'd never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me goodbye my almost lover goodbye my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you can't you just let me be so long my luckless romance my back is turned on you should have known you'd bring me heartache almost lovers always do

Omgggg Sensual
Now that i have all of ur attn lets shake her up today and stop by her page show her some sexxxxxxy love and let me know how sexy u got with ur gift and puleassssssssse if u dont know what sexy means then ur on the wrong site lmao wahooooooooo xoxo ~FunkyMunky~@ fubar

Omg Grow Up
I DON'T GET WHY GUYS STILL THINK IT'S COOL TO CYBER I REALLY DON'T GET THE POINT TO IT I MEAN GUYS COME ON SOME OF YOU ARE HOT AND YOU REALLY DON'T NEED THE NET TO GET OFF WHAT DO YOU DO FUCK YOUR USB PORT IT'S SAD AND IT'S NASTY SO IF YOU WANNA GET OFF DON'T COME MY WAY CAUSE I'LL JUST BLOCK YOU I'LL REMOVE YOU FROM MY FRIENDS AND FANS LIST AND YOU WILL NO LONGER BE WELCOME TO VIEW PICS YES I TAKE SOME QUESTIONABLE ONES BUT THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO THINK I'M A SLUT

Omggggggg
omg i cant be live it the town i left to return to here is completly aout of power.HAHAHA serves them right for being a racist town. My ex that beat me lives there with all his snobby ass family serves them right. i dont wish it on any one but this is just what goes around comesa around. hahahahahahahahahhahahahmuahhahahahahahahah.I love the evil me. well kisses to yall and good luck., (*)

Omg Guess What???
MY FRIEND KELLY IS SOOO CLOSE TO LEVELING, HOWS ABOUT YOU COME AND RATE A FEW OF HER PICS SO WE CAN LEVEL HER TONIGHT...JUST CLICK HER PIC, SHE'S AN AWESOME PERSON, FAN & RATE HER WHILE YOU'RE THERE...THANKS TO ALL MY BISHES MUCH LOVE AND A FEW GROPES :)

Omg.........go Look
This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your driver's license... Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was... picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same.... Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name, City and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement Go to this site: http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Omg!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
once again i have been raked over the coals. but thats seems to be my life i guess. so i have came to realize i need to become an uncaring witch that is a user and abuser. get what i can i roll out. i am so sick of my son getting attached to someone just for them to leave us. his heartache isn't worth it. nor is mine. so i just need to get back to the jen i use to be and do what i do. maybe then if i treat guys like a bag of butt they will stay. or when they go home on leave and a girl hits on them they might say oh i have a girl at home. but nooooooooooo they think with there heads instead of there brains. screw jen lets just break her heart and her sons. screw that. no more!!!!!!!! i am now and forever going to be one of these bitch females that use men to get what they want and move on to the next.

Omggggggggggg Rotflmboooo Xxx
I found this on a friends comments, and just had to share it hehehehe... I was laughing so hard, I about fell outta my chair listening to it hehehehe... I hope u got a good laugh out of this as well Huggies all, Debbie While your here, why not rate this :)

Omg Get A Life Already...
Honestly.... I have to say that some people... need to get a life. I mean come on now. If you are a complete stranger to me, and you are all up in my shoutbox trying to get me to fan you, when I didn't f*cking ask you to fan me in the first place and you get all f*cking bent and shit over the fact that I'm not responding to you instantly that you are going to talk to me like a dog.... You deserve to fuck off and die, period. There is more to life than sitting here on this site monitoring this pathetic website to make sure I answer every tom dick and harry who messages me in my shoutbox. I do what I can with the people that are my real friends (or those that seem real til they lose their motherf*cking mind one day and go off on some stupid shit like - Why cant I see your nudes anymore? OMG) but Christ.... Im unemployed right now and I don't honestly know what that is like. Im very good at what I do, and Im an above average performer in my field. So to be without work because my comp

Omg Guess What Im Stuck Up!!!
**my status was in the shower** BnC: an u didn't invite ME?!? ->BnC: lol im sorry im a terrible person BnC: yes, yes u r!!!! ->BnC: haha BnC: how RE u!! BnC: DARE* ->BnC: good you BnC: lol I ment to say how DARE you!! ->BnC: oh lol ok BnC: well bend over, an let me admire that ass ->BnC: whoaa whoaa what? BnC: Give me that ass girl ->BnC: um no? BnC: um fine BnC: stuck up ->BnC: im stuck up? BnC: yip sure ->BnC: and why is that? BnC: hmm idk ->BnC: because i wont let you admire my ass? BnC: lmao um sure ->BnC: wow you are pathetic BnC: k bye · BnC rated you a '1'! ->BnC: then why did you rate me a 1 for nothing? BnC: stuck up ->BnC: i never did anything to you.. i said no to you admiring my ass. thats it.. wow are you seriously that psycho? BnC: um sure! lmao ->BnC: no wonder you cant level. buh byeee BnC: oh noes ->BnC: wtf is oh noes? you are crazy here is his wonderful URL **show him some love** http://fubar.com/user/1863886 oh he

Omggm What Did I Do That For. It Does Bug Me.
Oh, my goodness gracious me, I was diddling about looking at a photo to discover that it was viewable only by me. Well, I have no need for that because I would not spend ten minutes compressing something for the sake of gratuity. Then I looked into the options and clicked on this and then on that and then on the have as the background one and so it came to pass that the bug and I are on kissing terms. Pah pah peurk. It is amazing what you do when you are not trying so I have no idea how to undo it and so it came to pass that I was bitten by the bug and oh that reminds me. I sent he who seems to have more compeetoes than the chancellor a cheap flight finding company having searched for Cancun out of curiosity. I had a reply because we are like most internet families and speak by mail. Kidding. Anyway, he asked me whether I wanted to live in America and I assumed it was a site then for people wishing to live there. I looked again and it is no such thing so I have no idea wha

Omgg ! Bad Day!
Well I got up today, and left the house for a few minutes..Came home, and soon after I was fixing to leave to go to my friends shop to see if he could change my headlight bulb because my dad clearly has no idea what he's doing, and i'm afraid he's going to crack my grill or something, but anyways I walked out to my car, and when I sat down in my seat, I noticed a crack in my windshield that wasn't there when I left earlier this morning.. Oh fuck I was mad..So now I have to turn this shit into my insurance company, and they're going take my deductible away, and up my insurance to replace my windshield.. IM NOT driving around town with a crack right in front of my face. Fuck that. But anyways I got to looking around the windshield to see what caused it to crack, and come to find out they didn't put the damn thing in right.. You can see down inside the seal, and there's fucking leaves and shit stuck in between the seal and the windshield, so clearly they didn't put the seal on right or e

Omgggg Plz Help Me I Cant Name This Video Game.....
HELPPPPPok so there was this one game years ago,,,it had a wizard and he wore a red hat with stars as well as matching robe might have been purpleish but i think it as red i belive he had red hair and light skin...you had to go around and talk to people and collect things and etc...there was also like a maz thing if i remember correctly one thing that stood out about this game he got mad if u stoped playing for a while... he would knock on the screen and everything or he would juggle ...also if u clicked his tummy he giggle and say hey you what are u doing not there ...i cant remember the name of it or what game system it was for i know it was ethier the frist playstation or psone orthe frist dreamcast ..it was deff a white box with a cicle thatopened on top for the cd but all 3 have that ...DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT i thought it was called wizard world but i think im wrong i also belive he had like some sort of london like accent voicehe useto collect orbs and

Omg How Freaky Can You Get?
Damn, this gets harder and harder to do...lol. I am running this same one on both Myspace and CherryTap so let me rund own the rules for some of you rookies..yeah I said rookies b/c I have some people who are real pro's at the Freaky Friday 5....LOL. 1. Use your imagination, think outside of the box. Although some of us could never see oureselves in some of these situations, PRETEND and answer the best you can. Answers like "I'd never do that" are absolutely no damn fun. 2. Repost the bulletins. It's proven that the more people who play, the more fun it is. 3. Please do not copy and past the text of the Friday Freaky 5 into your own blogs or bulletins. It defeats the purpose. What is the purpose? To provide a central location for this feature and for everyone to enjoy one another's answers. To have it spread out all over is no fun. If you want a Friday Freaky 5..........Write your own...!...HA! Okay, now that I've taken care of this weeks disclaimer....let's r

Omg Happy New Years Ladiez!!!
Sup laadies!!! I know yall on my friends list dont hear from me much, but I moved home and just barely got net access back.. Stop by and leave me a comment ill hit u all back later. im fuckin baked and stoned na ll that good stuff..... MOVED HOME TO WYOMING FROM PHOENIX... BORING AS SHIT but some good douje up in here let me see ya get low take it to tha flo u can keep u ass where u at sock it to me one mo time get low get low get low TO THA WINDOWWWW TO THE WALLLLLLLL TILL SWEAT DROP DOWN MAH BALLLLLLLZ. WOOOT HAPPY NEW YEARZ!!

Omg He He
ok the person who gave me all the gifts thanx i still havent figured it out i have so many ppl on here i love and i dont want to guess wrong please tell me who u r so i can thank u u obviously care alot and i want to thank u personaly online he he ;) love Scarlet

Omg H4x
I am so sick of the "hackers" bulletins. Don't be a noob! Not all hackers are bad. And those bulletins drive me Nuckin Futz! Don't be idiots. Don't give out your passwords. Be secure and grow up! Hackers Unite!

Omg!! Hahahaha
Haaaaaaaa, heeeee, heeeee,!!!!! A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, being a sensitive man and an animal lover, pulls over and jumps out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. < BR> "I feel terrible,! " he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away

Omg! Hippi!
Okay, first of all, if you are a hippi hater may you be ashamed of yourself. Even though they are stoners, they kick ass. They always just want peace. But all the people who have their mind set, telling themselves Hippis are just stupid stoners, they need to rethink that. Have you ever actually talked to one? And if so, did you even listen to what they had to say? They have alot of good ideas. Such as environmental movements, and how we can keep the world and ourselves happy. And no, if you are a hippi you don't HAVE to be a vegetarian. Just most are. I mean I like meat and I could be a Hippi (a shmexy one at that lol) So just keep the peace. Today i actually got to talk to a guy that was a Hippi, but he was 15, so i thought, "Well this guy can't know much about Woodstock and all the movents that went on in the 70's throught the 90's because that's what we were discussing. And he actually suprised me. It seems he's done alot of research and he knew people that lived through those times

Omg!!!!!!!!!! He Leveled!!!!!!! Thank You So Much
I just wanted to thank each and everyone that took time out to level him up. What seemed like an impossible mission when this started has become a reality. Hes got lotsa of love to return when he gets home from work.To all my family and friends thank you so much for all your help. Thank you for rating and reposting multiple bulletins to help get him leveled. You are some very awesome cherrys. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for meeting the level up challenge and for always helping me with everyone to level. Much love to you...BoooBoo SARCASM DRIPS FROM MY LIPS, I EPITOMIZE AWESOMENESS, AND I SHOWER MYSELF WITH PURE LIQUID LUST@ CherryTAP

Omg Haters.
u know what i have been here for over a year and never had any issues this place is getting rediculus . I place a mum on superstition that was it nothing else and it was flagged inapropreate or nsfw whatever. fuck u haters go jump off a bridge FUUUUUCCCCKKK U!!!!!!

Omg How Can People Be So Mean
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ♥"ALEXIS MARIE♥ Date: Aug 1, 2007 2:45 AM -----------------From: ~*~TONYA~*~Date: Jul 31, 2007 9:33 PM..From: Toojie 2.6+KDate: Jul 31, 2007 8:41 AM:[MICHAEL VICK ; YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIMEE .DO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PITBULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ? ..............MAYBE THIS ? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH? ....MOST DEFINATELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFERAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT'S WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PITBULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST ISN'T RIGHT. PITBULLS SHOULD BE BOUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIROMENT & PL ACED WTH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pitbulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to wether or not the pitbull BECOMES one,

Omg.......how Horny Are You?
-cough cough- I'm innocent, I swear... You scored as UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER, you're the horniest motherfucker i ever met. what the fuck are you doing doing a quiz? go fuck yourself! please before you leave... rate me a 5 if you enjoy being a uberhorny motherfuckerUBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER80% pretty damn horny...70% not that horny60% SEMI-HORNY BASTARD40% Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!40% anti-horny0% How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.com