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Omg He Did It !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SO PROUD OF MY SON CAMERON HE FINEALLY RODE HIS BIKE BY HIM SELF ALTHOUGH WWHEN I LET GO HE WAS JUST A PEDDLEN STRAIGHT TO A TREE AND HE HAD A CRASH AND BURN , BUT HE GOT BACK UP AND STARTED AGAIN I AM SO PROUD OF MY SON , IT TOOK HIM ALL SUMMER TO LEAR TO DO THAT

Omg Hes Dying Slowly.. :(
OMG HES IN 4TH.. THAT IS JUST TO MUCH FOR ME TO BARE.. I'M ABOUT TO FAINT.. WE HAVE NEVER TAKEN FORTH PLACE BEFORE.. NOTHING LESS THEN 2ND. BUT MOSTLY 1ST.. OMG I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE SOMETHING LIKE THAT.. SOMEONE COME QUICK AND SAVE US.. WELL YA KNOW IF YOUR FREE AND ALL.. LOL HES IN FORTH.. DID YA READ THAT? OMG.... DYING A SLOW DEATH.. PAINFULLY SLOW DEATH.. SOMEONE QUICK PUT ME OUT...LOL BUT IM DOING OKAY IM IN 2ND.. YA MIZZ SHADY IN 2ND PLACE.. THIS IS JUST TO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE.. OKAY FIRST 5 OUT OF 10 TO HIT 17,000 I THINK IT IS.. LETS MOVE ON IT BABY.. WAHOOOOOOOOO TIME TO KICK SOME BUTT. WELL AS SOON AS MY COMMENTS COME BACK. I MAXED OUT A FEW HOURS AGO PLAYING THIS STAND OFF GAME WHICH NOW MADE MY HAND HURT.. LOL THATS HIM MY POSSE BOY.. WE WANT HIM TO WIN..

Omg!!! How True!!
It's perfectly okay to ask for clarity from people today -- in fact, it should be almost mandatory for you. Try to check in with coworkers or family members who have been distant or otherwise hard to reach. So for those of you that have listened to my saga of the week... you have no clue how true this is!! And yes i did ask for clarification... p.s. all better now

Omg How Bad Is This?
I like a really great cup of coffee... But I guess I won't be drinking Starbucks anymore!!!! Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy

Omg, How Rude!
So just let me tell you what just happened. I’m in the bathroom at work, ya know, for obvious reasons, and I go to wash my hands. Now, before I wash my hands I always roll out some paper towels so I don’t have to touch the thingy when my hands are all clean and have to wash my hands again *since some women are gross and either don’t wash or only rinse* ewwww!! So, I turn the water on, naturally, and get all soapy and wash, and this other chick comes out of the stall, RINSES her hands, and walks across the bathroom, next to my sink, and pulls down my towel!! I was like wtf, she didn’t even apologize when I glared at her, pulled down more paper towels and washed my hands again. She’s lucky I took midol this morning or I may have jumped her, haha. I mean, how rude, and to only rinse, how nasty!

Omg! - How Embarrassing ....
Ever had such an embarrassing moment that you wished the ground would just open up and swallow you in whole? DON'T WORRY - You're NOT alone! While mine was perhaps not as public as that of Miss Universe's, when she had that wardrobe malfunction on the cat-walk, imagine this. A cold, wet, windy night – sitting in a clients lounge room by invitation, soaking up the warmth from the open fire and sipping on hot chocolate, supplied by my hosts as I attempt to close them on a financial deal I had been presenting for the past couple of hours. His name was Ron, hers was Maureen – a married couple, maybe in their forties at the time, and this was SOME time ago. As in all sales situations the seller (me) was constantly using the prospects first names as I diligently answered all their questions, and as any good salesperson knows, it is fatal to go for the close until you have ‘buying signals’ from both parties. Well Ron was giving me the right signals from the moment I walked thro

Omg!! He Did It Again!!
WELL NOT REALLY :P He got a lot people to rate The heck out of me. He knows how hard of a time I'm having From being on yucky dial up & can't rate people that much. He's a really sweet friend. & I love him to death. & I would appreciate it if You could show him some Love. Just a few friendly rates Will make us both happy He's an awesome friend to have. So if you don't have him, PLEASE Fan/Rate/Add He returns all Love $ç()øTëR™-(Lori's Hubby)-{Ashley's Fu-Slave}@ fubar Bought to you by: **SexyTiger** ~ Demon Crew Member ~ Shadow Leveler ~@ fubar

Omg Hellcat You Ho Ha Give Me Some
GIVE ME A THUMBS UP (y) AND WITH ENOUGH I CAN WIN 2O FUBLINGS AND A BLAST! ALL I NEED IS A SIMPLE THUMBS UP RATE ON THIS PIC. FRIENDS! IF YOU WOULD BLOG THIS, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE THIS! THANKS SO MUCH! NO COMMENTS, JUST A THUMBS UP IS ALL! THANK YOU EVERYONE SO FAR! YOU TOTALLY ROCK! LOVE TO ALL!! HELLCAT@ fubar (repost of original by 'HELLCAT' on '2008-04-06 03:46:09')

Omg Hurry Its Her Happy Hour Now Give Love Guys
ITS ۞§eductress ... Do I need to say more? This woman is not only a Seductress omg ya but she is sweet and beautiful and just so much more.. If you dont have her as your friend and fan then you are truely missing out on what Fubar all has to offer.. CLICK ON HER PHOTO AND TO HER PROFILE YOU WILL BE... ADD HER / FAN HER/ AND MAKE HER GODMOTHER. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY. THIS PIMP OUT TODAY CAME FROM MIZZ SHADY. RATE AND LOVE UP ON ME TOO GUYS.. 11 MILL TILL I LEVEL NEXT OMG. LOL

Omg Help!!
ALrighty then! Here I go...TY once again for helping me level everyone but now I have someone that is only 63,000 from leveling! Please help in anyway that you can! CinDragon~Founder of ClubMystic~IBIC~FuAngel~Owned by/Owner of HisSweetObsession@ fubar

Omg! How Fun!! Amazing Race Fubar Style!!
I AM TAKING ENTRIES FOR PPL TO JOIN THE RACE YOU WILL WORK AS A TEAM SO U NEED TO HAVE A PARTNER U TRUST WORK WITH U AND IT WILL COST U 30K TO GET IN IT WILL LAST ABOUT 4 TO 6 WEEKS MAYBE LONGER DEPENDS ON HOW MANY PIT STOPS WE GET SO PM ME WITH THE MONEY FROM BOTH TEAM MEMBERS WHO YOU ARE AND A TEAM NAME SO LET ME KNOW IF U R IN VODKAGURL (R/L Wifey to ICE)@ fubar XOXO VODKAGURL

Omg -- Happy Belated Birthday To Me!!!
lol... Got an email this morning from a friend that I met originally through Yahoo 360 and he was complaining about the lying, cheating, good for nothing folks on Facebook and that he's going to stick to the friends he's met previously online and not seek out any more online friends, etc., etc. In response to him, I had reminded him that I hadn't ventured to Facebook yet but I understand what he's talking about, although I have met some wonderful folks here on Fu ... and then I looked at today's month and realized that I have actually been here 2 full years, as of October 1st. :D It is amazing how time flies by when you are having fun!!! lol.... Of course, I find that the lounges probably saved me to remain on Fubar because it brought a whole 'nother dimension to my life... from just a member, to a DJ, to a Head DJ, and now an Owner of the Texas Music Mania Roadhouse Radio lounge, as well as building a village of others (including, but not limited to our Lucky Hearts Chapel

Omg Help Me!!!!!!!!
I am so new to this!!! It's like no other bar Ive ever been into! Normally I walk in and it's fairly self explanatory.NOT HERE!!! If anyone..I MEAN ANYONE can help me out...please do!!!!!!!!!!! I added a "blast" but I dont even know what the hell that is!!!! Is it a good thing??????? Come on, you pro's know WTF is going on...help a lady out!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg He Did What...
A great friend of mine is up for auction.. & only has one bid on him so far... believe me he's worth it.. so go bid on this great guy.. u won't regret it.. *click this pic to get to auction* Brought to u by: dina rocks |@ fubar

Omg Heaven And Sqaugles A Rockin Song
i get the feeling that pouring out my heart and soul here would serve no point so i just post shit that is funny thought provoking or rock out i doubt you guys wanna dig in my soul..

Omg Hes Got Now Next Happy Hour
MISTER B IS HOSTING THIS HAPPY HOUR NEXT AT 100:PM !!!! HE'S ALSO RUNNING ACTIVE 11'S ON HIS PAGE.... THIS IS MIZZ SHADY FOR THE FIRST 10 PEOPLE WHO RATES EVERYONE OF HIS PICTURES DURING HIS HAPPY HOUR WILL GET $100,000 FUBUCKS FROM ME AND RETTA... HERES MY LINK JUST CLICK HERE TO SHOUT ME.. HE DON'T EVEN HAVE HALF THE MAX LIMIT OF THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES HES COULD HAVE.. THIS IS AN EASY $100,000 FUBUCKS.. DO NOT EMAIL ME ABOUT THIS... DO DO DO NOT NOT NOT EMAIL ME. TOSS ME A SHOUT I WILL BE HERE.. IF YOU DON'T SHOUT ME WHEN YOU START AND DO NOT SHOUT ME WHEN YOU FINISH YOU WILL NOT GET THE FUBUCKS.. YOU MUST SHOUT ME WHEN YOU START AND YOU MUST SHOUT ME WHEN FINISHED... THIS IS MY DEAL NOT MISTER B'S DON'T BUG HIM ABOUT IT.. COME DIRECTLY TO ME IN MY SHOUT.. $100,000 IN FUBUCKS RATE ALL OF MISTER B'S PICTURES DURING HIS HAPPY HOUR WHICH IS NOW... JUST CLICK THIS PICTURE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS PROFILE.. $100,000 FUBUCKS RATE A

Omg How Stupid Can Some People Be
I am soooo tired of bullshit. My sorry ass excuse of a soon to be ex hubby is up to his same old bullshit lying ass piss poor. I am sooooooooooooo pissed off that I dont know which way to look.

Omg Haters Need To Pick On Someone Else
more and more of my pics get marked NSFW when they have nothing wrong with them.... what is wrong with people today? i know i have not done anything to anyone else except give 10's and 11's and give love..... why do people have to return hate?

Omg Help Me!
Help me to feel. Help me to understand. help me to cope with what lies ahead of me on this treterous path we call life! I am so confused about what my very existance in this world is-After 4 years my ex boyfriend who I was totally in love with hunts me down-tells me there is nothing better in life than me-and that he wants me back! WOW... What am I suppose to do with that-the guy Im with now and have been with for three years also loves me. Dear Lord-am I making a mistake in wanting to feel again-in wanting to have a good time again-in feeling secure and not ashamed? I am so so so so confused! I hate being me and with the way this world is today, this is not a good thing...I need advice! ADVICE ADVICE ADVICE ADVICE!!!!

Omg... Its A Blog!
wow! i was just thinking i wanted a blog on the LC... now magically it appears! yay! well.... if you know me from myspace, im a pretty frequent blogger, so hopefully ill be able to blog on here too. ok thats all for now. pics of my trip coming soon..... *peace sign*

Omg I Love Louie!
You scored as Louis. You are the passive oh whoe is me type look at it this way you"ll live forever!Armand92%Dracula92%Louis92%Marius83%Angel67%Blade67%Lestat58%Spike50%Deacon Frost42%Akasha17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Omg~~~ I Am In Trouble
LAST NIGHT MY DAUGHTER AND I WERE OUT. WE HAD A LITTLE TIME BEFORE WE HAD TO BE SOME WHERE. SO I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO FOR ABOUT 45MIN TO AN HOUR. I ASKET IF SHE WANTED TO GO TO THE MALL (WHICH I HATE,LOL) IF SHE WANTED TO WANDER AROUND THE PET STORE, A FEW OTHER OPTIONS UNTIL I ASKED HER IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO GO TO MY FAVORITE IRISH PUB~ I WOULD HAVE A BEER WHILE SHE WOULD HAVE A STEWARTS ROOT BEER~~ IN A BOTTLE.WELL SHE JUMPED AT THAT IDEA. SHE WANTED TO SEE IF LOU WAS THERE, HER BUDDY, HE HAD ALWAYS MADE HER FEEL SPECIAL SINCE SHE WAS A LITTLE TODDLER. SO WE WENT IN, LOU WAS THERE, SHE WAS HAPPY WE ORDER AND JUST SAT A TALKED A BIT. WE ONLY HAD TIME FOR ONE DRINK. LOU AND ANOUTHER SERVER WERE CHATTING WITH US WHEN A GUY ABOUT 25-30 WANTED TO BUY MY DAUGHTER ANOTHER DRINK!! I ALMOST DIED. SHE IS ONLY 8 ALMOST 9. OH CRAP AM I IN TOUBLE OR WHAT????? Y'ALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS SIMPLE GESTURE AFFECTED ME. AHHHHHHHH HELP. IF A GUY DID THIS WHILE SHE WAS WITH HER DAD, OMG!! NOW G

Omg I'm Listening To The New Evanescence Album!!!
Oh sweetness, listening to the new evanescence album!!! This is kcking so much ass, you people have no idea. You want to hear it? Go to evanescence.com and go to news and scroll on down until you can stream it on your preffered thingy mabopper!!!

Omg I'm Gonna Be Devoured By Wolves
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Will You Die? MY RESULT:Devoured By Wolves You’re not very cautious when it comes to unfamiliar places, and you tend to react fast rather than think things out. That’s why you’re gonna be wolf meat. Studies have shown that you’re twice as likely to get hit by lightning than get attacked by wolves, so you’re a pretty lucky duck. When that pack of wolves starts hunting you down, try throwing rocks at them to ward them off. Don’t feed them anything or they might get aggressive when you run out of food. And don’t carry around any babies with you. Wolves love eating babies. Take This Quiz!

Omg I Can't Keep Up!!!
Sometimes it gets REALLY TOUGH to try to keep track of everything going on here; that I feel I might forget there are friends who would want to message or chat with me and I would like to do the same. Anyone who wants to chat, feel free to pull me aside. I'd love to have a conversation with you anytime! Always remember that even if I don't send you a message, it doesn't mean I'm gonna shut you out!

Omg It's Coming, No It's Here The 3rd Part =)
Welcome back =) 1)What movies do you like? 2)What your fav. movie? 3)Whats your fav. old movie? 4)What kind of flowers would you bring me? 5)What kind of candy would you give me? random stuff... It's feb. 14 what will we do? It's dec. 25 what did you get me =D? it's my b-day what going on? It's a friday night? I'm really sad..i'm failing a class what would you do? My dog dies what do you do? I'm really tried, but i'm chilling at your place, and i fell asleep wat do you do? We out to dinner what do you order? Why the hell am i doing this?? We are at my houes and i just don't wanna do anything what do you do? Am i sexy? Do you like my new dress? Does it make me look fat? Do you like to play games? Do you think this is gay? I NEED A HUG =( lol =D thanks for playing get back to you on teh answers, and maybe another blog lol =D

Omg! I Totaly Agree For A Change :p
Your Lust Quotient: 79% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?

Omg Im A Bitch!
its ok tho! I embrace it...Love me or Hate me!! They call me a Bitch . . . When I stand up for myself Or support my own convictions. When I defend someone else Or express my own opinions. When I stand up for those I love . . . And for those, I hate. When I speak my own mind & such Or try to do things my own way. When I work hard for whatever I wanted Instead of having it handed to me. When I am strong willed & determined To succeed in a man's world. . .yet keep my dignity! They call me a Bitch . . . Because . . . I teach my kids "the old fashioned way" In order for them to be more responsible. Because . . . I raise my kids the hard way To be confident & stronger people. Because . . . I teach my kids NOT to be rude, but very polite And why they shouldn't break laws or cardinal sins. Because . . . I direct my kids NOT to be afraid to fight And to stand up tall for what they believe in. Because . . . I tell them to love themselves & ALL humans To respect themse

Omg I Can't Believe I Made It!
Today was the last day of school!!! YEAH I made it to winter break! Next week is finals week. I have 3 finals to take as I've already taken 2 finals this week. All I have to do now is make it through finals week! Then one more semester at this level and I head off to the professional level of schooling! I am trying to decide if I want to walk to receive my associates, part of me feels yes because I have earned it and the other part feels I should wait until I receive my BS or my MS. Hmmmm..... what to do?!?!?!?! Stac

Omg I Have An Infected Tattoo!!!
so i was pushing my luck in the first place not only going in for new ink 7 days before a shoot... but going for cover ink. now its infected omg lol & the biggest shoot of my career starts first thing wed morning in NY... hope i can put my pants on by then. kisses, ~lotus "ready or not here i cum" (i hope)

Omg Its Time
well i am down to 1 1/2 days till my sweet baby girls will be home with me.. i am happy but so scared to..any advice u can gie me sure would help me right now...i do want to thank you all the support u have gave me it ment alot.. i hope to hear from u guys soon.... ty again big hugs to u all.. audrey

Omg I Need Help
I NEED HELP IN THIS CONTEST PLZZZZZ THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LOVE TO WIN!!!!! PLZ ONLY 1 COMMENT PER PERSON... ITS THE RULES http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=440324&albumid=146332&i=691141344

Omg... I Love This Story... Sooo Hot :d
Unique Tattooing by Young At Heart © "Unique tattooing, can I help you?" David answered the ringing phone. "Hi David, this is Ann. Do you have any time to squeeze me in today?" she asked, cheerfully. A huge smile flashed across David's already darkly handsome face when he heard her voice. Ann.... Her golden hair, long legs and chubby body just made his senses soar, not to mention his heart race every time she smiled at him. She had a smile that would melt the polar ice caps, and bring blinding light to darkened catacombs. He loved tattooing her as well, she never complained of the pain and he often wondered if she even felt it at times. He had tattooed her 7 times in the past and she had never once stopped him no matter how much detail there was, and she always gave him the idea of what she wanted then allowed him free rein to create it. She trusted him and that made him feel exceptional. He couldn't get over how his luck had changed with but a phone call answered, especially af

Omg....168 Iq And Still Dumb As A Box Of Rocks.
Haha.....listen to this....this is how...fucking stupid I can be. I go into the little box that has the music tracks in it. Well, I have no idea who that band is that sings those songs that are the default songs. So, I decide to try to change them. I figure, being a semi-smart mofo, that i would start out by deleting the ones that are there....then trying to find some other ones to put in their place. Delete..delete...delete...until they are all gone. Now i figure I need to find some more songs to put in there. First though...I have this, I don't know what you would call it, but I guess fetish sounds good enough for me, that I hate having a bunch of pages in my forward and back buttons in my browser. So, I go back to my homepage, refresh, then.....I see something else I want to look at. SOOOOO, I go look at it, and when I am finished my fetish takes control and I need to go back to my homepage and refresh again. Finally I decide to go to my little music box to put some songs in there t

Omg Imma Bitch!!
its ok tho! I embrace it...Love me or Hate me!! They call me a Bitch . . . When I stand up for myself Or support my own convictions. When I defend someone else Or express my own opinions. When I stand up for those I love . . . And for those, I hate. When I speak my own mind & such Or try to do things my own way. When I work hard for whatever I wanted Instead of having it handed to me. When I am strong willed & determined To succeed in a man's world. . .yet keep my dignity! They call me a Bitch . . . Because . . . I teach my kids "the old fashioned way" In order for them to be more responsible. Because . . . I raise my kids the hard way To be confident & stronger people. Because . . . I teach my kids NOT to be rude, but very polite And why they shouldn't break laws or cardinal sins. Because . . . I direct my kids NOT to be afraid to fight And to stand up tall for what they believe in. Because . . . I tell them to love themselves & ALL humans To respect themselves

Omg I'm So Excited!!
So this coming up weekend i'm making a trip to Niagara Falls to pick up my wonderful hot and sexy gf CanadasBaddestBrunette and her daughter!! They are going to come stay with me for the week!! YaY! You know what that means? it means tons more new pics of her and i Wooo hooo how freaking awesome is that!! i bet your all excited!! oh yeah n she's sharing my bed with me!! *evil grin*

Omg I Just Wanna Go To Sleepy Sleeps...
this morning just started out bad and continued to get worse throughout the day... we had a physical fitness test this morning, which i couldnt take cuz of my back being messed up... but i still needed to get weighed in... well, i wuz happy cuz i lost 9 lbs in the past 2 weeks, but then when they taped me, it wuz not good... the army just went to a new body fat taping system and it duznt do any female justice... needless to say, i wuz way over what i usually am or what my maximum can be... later i wuz told that 95% of females fail becuz of this new system. i really hope they change it soon! when i came home to shower this morning after all this crap, i get sum1 knockin at my door while i wuz in the shower... i get out to find a eviction notice on the inside of my door. all becuz of my check that wuz returned cuz i wuz short $3.76 in my account!!!!!!! so now i owe over $100 in late fees and shyte... and i only have like 24 hrs to pay it all by... so i have no idea what i am

Omg I Love Ya'll
Hey there ... first off, if you didnt know yet Yeayyyy we won... we had about 17000 to around 11300. If it wouldnt have been for ya'll there is Nooo way I would have even been close, even when we thought we were in the clear with only a couple of hours left ya'll still kept going . No one could ask for a better group of people then whats on this page. I won a 30 day blast, which Ive yet to seen, and I tried to thank everyone on that, but it said I talked to much and wouldnt let me lol so were doing it here, even if I wouldnt have won it would been worth all the headaches & begging for votes .. I met some really great people and have some amazing new friends. I tried to remember all I saw in there voting .. if for some reason u dont see a pic IM sooo sorry I know I didnt see everyone that voted but know if you did I truly appreciate it ... Hugzzz , Kissesss , and lots of Luv Kris "Jonny Boy " My partner in crime, who never let me stop laug

Omg I Got A Modelling Job
ok first off YES I KNOW ITS SOFTCORE PORN ok? Anyways, so I talked to my photographer about getting some pix done for my first set to submit to SG to see if I get in...well long story short him and I talked about it a bit and he does work for some of the girls on that site. He has a site called manicjane.com and he said if I decide not to go the SG way I already have a job with him at that site. So, I think I am going to go that direction lol. So yeah, for your update, if youre interested, I am now a model of manicjane.com and I am garunteed my first set by the end of March! YAY ME!!! lol

Omg It's Finally Over!! Thank You!!!!
OMG.. It's finally over!!! I haven't heard 100% for sure from the contest holder but I am pretty sure I did win! Thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone that helped me! 54,000 comments is a lot of dedicated friends! Thank you!! I sure as hell couldn't have done it without everyones help! Pantyshotz you have been there with me since the beginning and OMG Girl I love ya to death I know I couldn't have done it without you! I will as promised return the favor to everyone that helped me.. Contests let me know and I will be there!! For the record.. That was my last contest that I will be in.. For a very long time if not ever!! :) Also, for those of you that also was promised my private folder is open. Again, Thank you everyone for all your help!! Tons of Hugs and Kisses!!

Omg I Know What's Wrong!!!
This can be the only explination, I DIDN'T COME OFF THAT LEDGE, AND I DIED...that would explain the HELL I'm living through...or maybe I didn't walk away from that accident, or maybe the pill and vodka coctail really worked...my hell is to love and never know real love in return, to show affection and be shunned...to be left by women for no apparent reason, since I'm in HELL I can't change to adapt to it, I'll stay a nice guy and take all of the crap handed to me for all eternity...no matter what it is...wow it's as clear as day now, am I really the age I think I am or have I been suffering much longer...how many more women will I give my heart to just to be dumped without a word reason, or how many are going to tell me that I'm to good for them...TO GOOD...WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT!!!how many are gonna use me only for a lay cause they're bored, maybe I fall to easy, yeah that's it all part of my HELL...well that explains it all...wish someone could save me...but I'm already in HELL

Omg I'm A Snob!
OMG I'm a SNOB Current mood: Goofy Ok, I must finally confess. I am...a snob. You know I try to go out into the world with a freshly washed body and clean clothes. With my hair, what little I have, nicely groomed and I wonder wow, I guess it's not so important to some people. If people really paid attention to me and the facially expressions plainly visible on my face, it is a wonder I have not come home looking as if I have gone a round or two with Tyson..., the old Tyson, you know before the ear biting. It was one of these days that I had that light bulb moment. I thought to myself OMG you are such a SNOB and you need to check yourself! And I do try, lord knows I try but it is so hard with the madness that surrounds me EVERY DAY! Now I am sure I am not alone. Those of you out there reading this have had the same thoughts. Admit it! Ladies, you know when walking down the street or out shopping alone or with the girls and you see another female wi

Omg I've Been Called A Jackass
What is this world coming too? LOL Seriouslly I sent that one question to a person who posted it, you know the one on the boards. Ask me one question to my in box, you know damn well they want it to be sexual so I sent him that one question. It was Hey whats the winning Lotto numbers, hey he said anything. He responded back by saying your'e a jackass and then he proceeded to laugh. So being the Lady I am I sent him back a note saying excuse me I am not and then his reply was Delete me. Nice huh? Whats this world coming to when ahem Gentleman speak to a Lady like that and expect it to be ok? Believe me I dont like the new world too much lately don't know about you. Well thanks for listening to my sunday rant. Have a Great Day! XOXOX The Goddess

Omg I Love This One Haha
A Good Comeback Dorothy Parker once arrived at the door of an apartment in which a glittering party was taking place. At precisely the same moment, a beautiful but vacuous showgirl arrived at the door. For a moment, there was hesitation on both sides, and then the showgirl stepped back to make way, saying, `Age before beauty.` `Not at all!` said Parker, sailing through. `Pearls before swine.`

Omg...i Have Some News For You
i found out that.... yup....i found out today because yesterday i took a friend of mine to get a pregnancy test. & as we were talking i mentioned the posibility that i might be...well long story short she made me nervous. i had taken one of those at home ones last week with neg. results but the doctor told me that last week was more than likely too soon for the at home test. so here i am freaking out at my doctor's office. i sent my husband sean a text asking him to call me when he got a chance. when he called me back & i told him the news he was in the mess hall eating his dinner. he was beyond happy & i heard him say, ""my wife is pregnant!!". after he said that there was a lot of hollerin & a few congrats being yelled out. so there we go. im pregnant...omg...im shocked, happy, & freaked out. i can't wait for sean to come home...just 10 more days.

Omg. I Swear To Fucking God,
WHY CANT PPLZ GROW THE FUCK UP? I MEAN FOR REAL? COME ON NOW. I DONT CARE IF BANE GOT MARRIED OR IS GETTING MARRIED I DONT CARE BOUT HIM ANYMORE IVE MOVED ON BUT APPERENTLY YOU PPLZ CANT HANDLE THAT AND NO, I DID SAY WHAT YALL THOUGHT I SAID, LUCKY IS A FAKE, AND I HAVE PROOF, BUT I DONT CARE, KEEP ME BANNED, I DONT NEED YALLS DRAMA, AND YA KNOW WHAT IMMA BOUT TO SAY FUCK IT AND DO A "JESSA" AND DISSPEAR YEAH THOSE WHO REALLY KNOW ME KNOW IM GOOD AT THAT AND I WONT POP BACK UP FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS, I LOST MY BEST FRIEND DUE TO DRAMA RIP DUCKY AND BANE YOU CAN GO AROUND SAYING YOU AND LUCKY ARE GOING TO RAISE JADEIN ALL YOU WANT, BUT ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN AND WHEN I SAID OVER MY DEAD BODY AND YOU SAID THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. FUCK YOU TRY TO FIND ME NOW. *POOF*

Omg...i Took A Life...
OMG.....I feel sooooo bad right now... I was cleaning my cabinets where my cat just caught 2 mice today...went to move a little box and it was slightly weighted, then I heard the mouse trying to get out, so I went to the mama cat and was trying to open the box when the mouse jumped out of a hole and went running down the hall, so I grabbed the cat and gave her a slight toss down the hall, yes, she sees it, she's got it...YAY, another mouse gone... BUT... then I heard something else in the box, yep, you guessed it, 3 little babies pretty good size but eyes not open yet and one that she just gave birth to a day or two ago...yep...now I feel really really bad about it....so, I emptied the nest and babies into an aquarium and guess I have 3 new pets, I don't expect the pinky to live...I use to raise mice (little white ones) and hampsters when I was young and sell them to the pet shops...I hate the fact that I was the evil one behind a group of babies losing their mother... They

*omg.. Its Pretty Acurate 4a Freakin Blog Meme*
The Part of You That No One Sees You are passionate, romantic, and emotional. You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it. You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out. Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable. Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there. You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

Omg Its Love
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead85%Freddy Krueger80%Jigsaw80%Buffalo Bill75%Hannibal Lecter70%Jason Voorhees70%Captain Spaulding45%Candyman40%Michael Myers30%Leatherface20%Which Horror Killer are You?

Omg, I Actually Entered A Contest!!!
Yes, I actually entered one of these contests. And y'all thought I wasn't an attention whore, eh? LOL Click on my pic, go rate me and comment. C'mon...you know you love it, I mean me, I mean I love it when you rate my pics! LOL Oh, and only 1 rate, 1 comment...DON'T COMMENT BOMB!!! Thanks.

Omg I Wrote This Stuff? Lol
You... More and more lately, I've caught myself thinking of you; Of the places you go, And the things that you do... I wish I could be there with you, As you go through your day,with a hug,a kiss, And all the right things to say... I'd hold you, and kiss you, And whisper in your ear... I'd tell you my deepest secrets, And everything that I fear... I love kissing your neck, And making you shake...I love your lips, your eyes, And the love that we make... I love kissing your toes, And the tips of your fingers...I love, after I've kissed you, The taste that lingers... You're perfect to me, In every possible way...I'll love you forever! There's nothing more left to say! Lindsey Ruth Goolsby Copyright ©2007 Lindsey Ruth Goolsby

Omg I Hate Rude Ass People!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAD A RUN IN WITH THE RUDEST LIL SHIT ON HERE!!! TOLD ME I WAS FAT!! (LIKE I DIDNT KNOW THAT ALREADY) AND THAT FAT WAS UGLY!! CALLED ME STUPID. WHICH I AM FAR FROM. IM A VERY INTELLIGENT YOUNG LADY. I MAY HAVE NOT MADE THE BEST CHOICES IN LIFE BUT WHO HASNT MADE MISTAKES. I TOLD HIM HE WAS PREJUDICE!! AND THAT (OF COURSE) WENT RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD AND HE SAID I DONT CARE WHAT RACE YOU ARE. I WAS LIKE DUH YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOUR PREJUDICE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARE OVERWEIGHT. ITS NOT LIKE I HAVENT TRIED TO LOOSE WEIGHT BUT ITS REALLY HARD TO DO WHEN YOUR DIABETIC. AND AS FAR AS BEING STUPID I GUESS THATS WHAT GOT ME TO PASS THE COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM 13 YEARS AFTER I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL!! YEAH I PASSED THE COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM AND I START SCHOOL AT THE END OF THIS MONTH!!! HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF PERSON I AM BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT TO KNOW THE REAL ME HE COULDNT GET PAST THE "UGLY FAT" BUT I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY DONT SAY IT AT

Omg I Got The Giggles Badly Today Haha
K my friend sofers thinks i need a MAN APPLICATION cause she said i always settle i need help with my man choices lmao omg she is nuts she had me cracking up with what she came up with and please dont get offended its all in fun and im laffin my head off lmao MAN APPLICATION Name______________________________ Address______________________________________ Phone: Home______________Cell________________ Position (s) applying for: ________________________ _____________________________________________ Please circle one: Full time Part time Seasonal Employment History (that relates to this position only) _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ (any longer than that needed, do not apply) What attributes do I have that you find

Omg It Was An Alligator No Kidding
What a day!! I was cleaning the yard today, just tryin to get things done, and when I went into the garage, I seen an alligator, At first I thought it was hubby tryin to play a trick on me cause it didnt move, and my mother has a fake one, so I didnt even think about it until I moved the lawn mower and it moved, OMG I freaked out yelling OMG theres an alligator in the garage. No one would come an help me I sent the kids to get my hubby, and that bastard wouldnt even come to help either, So I grabbed my cell phone and called 911. Poor 911 operator I am yelling while hyperventalting theres an alligator in my garage, I swear I had to say it 4 times before she understood what I said. Finially my brother in law came to see what I was yelling about, he believe i was flippin out over a kids toy, He kept saying Trace I dont see any thing , I yelled move stuff, all of a sudden he yells omg there is an alligator in here, By this time my hubby and neighbor come from the other side of the house

Omg I Just Wanted To Deck Her
Ok, well some of you don't know this but my parents are in the middle of a divorce. Well this is the second divorce, my mother was married twice. The house I live in is my mom and stepfathers. Well my stepfather and his gf and her two kids wanted to come over and go swimming. I never really care if they do. Well everything was going good. Then his gf and her daughter who is 17 left and went to work. My stepfather left to take her son to get his bike and her son's father met up with them and then they all came back over to go swimming. We were all having fun until my dad's gf came back from work. She is the kind of person who bitches at EVERYTHING. She's cool when she's not bitching which is like 10% of the time. Anyways, her ex was getting ready to leave and my dad was doing the decent thing and walking him out to his car and bsing with him. I got sick and tired of her bitching so I went out front with the guys just to bullshit. And then me and my dad came in the house and I was getti

Omg I Am An Attention Whore
You Are An Attention Whore There's no doubt about it, you'll do almost anything for attention. You crave fame, recognition, and your own entourage of adoring friends. And when it does feel good when you are in the spotlight, you feel pretty down when no one notices you. You're so desperate for attention, you're likely to be well known for the wrong reasons. And it's no fun being the Paris Hilton of your social group. You come across as: Dramatic and needy People may wrongly think you're: Completely self centered and self absorbed Are You An Attention Whore?

Omg....i Can't Believe I Won!
Wow Just when I thought things wouldn't look up I have had a fantastic two days. Yesterday I finally went to the Spa, which was my B-day present from my Boss back in November. I had a relaxing day of being pampered. Ohh let me tell ya I needed that. Well than this morning at 7am I got an odd number on my cell phone. I usually don't answer numbers I don't recognize but I thought this is crazy it's 7am, who the hell is calling me. So I pick up and it's two DJ's from a local country station that I listen too. I won a freakin VIP package to go see Rascal Flats and Jason Aldean tomorrow night in San Antonio, Tx. Four Tickets, Limo, Vip seats, backstage meet and greet!. Holy fu#@ckin Shit!...Pardon my language! Damn I need to play the Lottery now! WTF! I'm so excited today It's going to be really hard to work!..lol

Omg!!!! Is It A Full Moon?!??! Lol
..................((((PUTS ON HALLOWEEN WEREWOLF MASK AND ZOMBIE GRUNTS....AND BARKS AT THE MOON))))........... LMFAO!!! Holy Shooooooooooooooooooat!!!! LOL!! :P:O:P:O:P:O:P:O:P::-S:-S All the freaks and weirdos are coming out of the ZOMBIE WOODWORK!!!!!!!!!! Lmao!!!!! They must have gotten my name off of the BOYS BATHROOM wall...Oh wait.... It could have been off of the Girls Bathroom wall now????? Dam it..:O:O:O:O LMFAO!!!!! It made me do it.... lol..... I couldn't help myself..... ROFL!!!! :P:P:O:O:O:P It was the Zombie BUTT Pirates they made me do it .. I swear... LMAO!! :P:OO:O:O .........THE CRAZIES ARE COMING...... THE CRAZIES ARE COMING....... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE........ LOL.... I CANT RUN IM A F*KIN ZOMBIE..... :o :o :oSHIT... LMAO..... MY MAX SPEED IS 2 MPH.... AND THATS ON A GOOD FREAKING DAY WITH NO WIND..... ROFL........ LMFAO!!!! :p :o :-S :-S ((((( Inserts Halloween Michael Myers music here)))).... LMFAO!! :P:P:O:P:O:P:O:-S

Omg I've Been Haxxed Lmfao
Ok so things were going great - i had installed joomla and was scraping the feed from cafepress (i've lost u all now ain't i?) - ok scrap that - i had a great site - now it as been haxxed - i have to wait for the tech guys to once it over then i will be stuck uploading and rebuilding the site for the next few days argggggghhhhhhhh. Anyway thanks for all the supportive chats out there - it's good to know so many ppl like my t-shirts If u wanna buy a shirt u can still go to Retrogod at Cafepress normal services at www.retrogod.com will be resumed asap. thanks for reading ! x paul

Omg I Am So Out Of Shape
So my daughter is like a hill fairy and I am the little hobbling gnome....ugh! I was telling her that the hill in question is very steep and that its not an easy walk..in fact the only other time I chose to walk it I had the puppy drag me up it. She said "pffffft...lets walk that hill mom." Of course I was hoping it would rain for the rest of the year so I could put it off. Damn sunshine!!!! So my little bed bug decided she didn't like being forced out of bed at 1pm and tricked me neatly. I am telling you something is wrong with me...I am not on my game, but thinking I was cornered, I agreed to walk the darn hill. PHOOEYYYYYYY!! That damn hill is at least half a mile long...which as a younger girl would have been nothing to me either...I used to walk five miles uphill for fun. Now....Oh hell NO!!! I told her no matter what pace I slowed to..to keep walking her pace and not stop for me...she kept watching me. Even though my vision blurred and the only sound I could hear was the wh

Omg It Continues Lmao Some People
Show header Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:19:14 -0700 From: To: justashley@fubar.com Reply-To: Size: 2 KB -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GO FUCK YOURSELF YA LITTLE BITCH U HARASED MY NEICE LAST WEEK I AINT EVEN FUCKIN STARTED On 8/19/2007, justashley@fubar.com wrote: omg dude get over it this is harrassment leav eme alone you posted a ? asking opinions I gave mine you didnt like it move on damn On 8/19/2007, fat_sonny@fubar.com wrote: "IM SORRY YOUR SUCH A BITCH "

Omg! I Found Him And He Is Wonderful!
So... all those things on that list? Yeah... I definitely found it. The beautiful thing? He doesn't rush me, he understands that it's hard for me to trust... he doesn't have any intention on hurting me, and he doesn't make fake professions of love. More than that... he's real. He's someone tangible- whose life is there for me to see. Nothing about him is a lie... and that means SO much to me. He doesn't have to tell me that I am worth it, because he shows me every day. He is the model that I use to figure out whom I want my husband to be- only because he is that perfect. We never fight, he never patronizes me, and there's no rush for us to be together because we both are adults and smart enough to know that with any person comes baggage... and it shouldn't be a picnic. If I wasn't so afraid, if it wasn't already so soon, I'd say I love him- but only because I know him, and he knows me. He's trying to know me- he's not trying to woo me into believing a lie. He means the world to me

Omg Im So Freaking Bored Haha
1. Start Time - 12:08am 2. Name: christy 4. Astrology sign - aries 5. Gender - female 6. Hair color - redish brown with copper high lights 7. Heritage - french, indian, irish, german, polish, cajun 8. Eye color - brown 9: Nickname: chrissy,chris, angel, rebelsangel, butterbean, ccc(candy coated christy) and bunny nose.. 10. Favorite color(s) - dodge blue, green, cotten candy pink, cherry red 11. Glasses - yes 12. Tattoos - yes one want more Where did 13 go?? umm erick you did this test not me haha 14. Hometown - jefferson county 15. Single or taken - sadly no offers haha so single big time 16. Sibling's name - Brothers and Sister, LOL *HAVE YOU EVER* 17. Cut your own hair? yes for a lng time now and my family and friends too 18. do something in the past month you regret? no 19: done something wrong, but enjoyed it anyway? yes and i got sick cause of it too.. haha 20. Skipped school? umm yes 21. Had sex? Yes 22. Bungee-jumped? I WISH wtf? 23 is missing too?

Omg Im Doing What This Time???????
YOU GOTTA COME IN AND SEE ME TO FIND OUT LOL YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU....HMMMMMMMMMM YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU CAN CATCH ME DOING SO CLICK THE PIC AND FIND OUT Music Video:SMACK THAT (FT. EMINEM) (by Akon)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

Omg Im Still Laffin So Very Hard Omg Lmao
my friend he is frikn hilarious omg omg u have to read this blog omg i love it http://fubar.com/blog.php?blogid=83202&pid=352439 give him some dam high rates he deserves it lmao dam im still laffin

Omg I'm So Horny
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Omg!1!!!11 Im Scared
LOL....this is the WORST threat on the intraweb!...OMG!1!111!! Guy says hes gonna go tell all the women on my family list me and him cammed?...LMAO. Like that'll ruin my reputation?....lol...show him some Buttsechs Love! WAIT. Hes a "homosexual" witha family. Might start up with his kitty touching again. BIGG*NICK(PLOWBOY)TOP&BOTTOM@ fubar ================================================= BIGG*NICK(...: obviously they dont...lmao.....bet ur dick is small thats why ur doin this...jealous arnt ->Psychowolf...: nah, they wont "cum" to your page faggot. Theyll just laugh at your padawan tactics ->Psychowolf...: perfect; they all know me. It wont matter, lmao. BIGG*NICK(...: dude lol whats funny is IDC....lol please do......makes more people cum to my page....lol BIGG*NICK(...: put it up im leaving personal messages...lol ->Psychowolf...: married with 3 kids you fuck on a daily basis ->Psychowolf...: dont worry, im putting this all up myself. To show how

Omg! It Has Been Way To Long....
I went to my Michael (master) and Kandi's house today to pick up my ATM card that I let them use and I got to meet Kandi's cousin and her husband. Michael got to show some of his Master skills and OMG. Did I miss it. I missed him beating my ass. I think I was gonna cum right then and there. But I tried to keep my composure. If he called me names or pulled my hair I think I would have lost it. I flinched at one point and I have no fucking idea why. Just blew my mind. I had never done that with him before. I feel bad and I put my hand in the way and got it nicked. He apologized for it constantly because I was crying and I was trying so hard to hold out the pain. I told him it was my fault which it was my fault. Tomorrow should be fun...I am meeting someone at 11am to see if there is any interested in getting together as swingers and at 8pm I am going to get my beating...LOL WOOHOO! I am gonna be flogged, caned, cropped and who knows what else. I have to be a good slave

Omg!!!!!!!i Am Gonna Kick Her Little Butt!
I am sitting here...ready to depart to laundromat location undisclosed...and i see my phone is dead..i must charge it..i no sooner plug it in and go to leave than I am under attack of the vibration and melody alerting me i have a new IM message..funny since I can't even sign in mobile....they are all for her on aol..her password unknown...ha!!! its been going off for 18 minutes straight i cant open it enough to make it stop...I am so kickin her little butt...grrrrrrrr! So this means I am turning the phone off and going to do laundry..building my muscles up to make the whoopin even better :p...hahaha! Darn teenagers!!!!!! Anyone want one? hahaha it vibrated so much it fell off the dresser...omg i hope its not broken...but it did finally stop buzzing!

Omg Its Huge
glitter-graphics.comPlease help me bomb GODDESSOFLIGHT she is in a contest to win a happy hour and she needs our help, Just click on the pic below I know it don't show her pic but after you click on it you will see her. PLEASE

Omg!! I Finally Beat "cliffs Of Dover" On Expert! But...
I finally did it!! Took me about half an hour of failing it within the first 20-40% lol, but I got it. Primarily for the weird hammer-on riff just after the bulk of the intro (right around 23 seconds in this vid)... But I did it! Yes, Eric Johnson is the fucking MAN! Now if only I can beat Metallica's "One"... I'm failing this one at about 5:48 into this vid... That's basically six minutes of having no problems at all, and then getting fucking PWNED within 15 seconds. And Slayer's "Raining Blood"... I'm failing this one at about 1:15 in this vid... As you can see, the first part of it's fairly freakin' boring... So... yeah. And then... It's the battle against Lou, the devil, playing a metal version of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"... um... yeah... beating it on HARD was fucking tough. erm... fuck that...

Omg!!! Its Been A Year...
OMG It's been a year already! Its my 1 year anniversary on FU. I've met alot of real amazing and wonderful people on this site, I met my bf on here he is amazing, my adopted sister I love her to death, my adopted father he is one of a kind, also my adopted brother in law who is a pain but I wouldnt change that for the world and so many more wonderful people on here you all know who you are. I just want to thank everyone who kept me here when I wanted to leave the site you are all truely amazing and I thank each and everyone of you for just being you. Much Love Lucia

Omg I'm So Excited...
as most know a few weeks ago joined M.F.I. well im 273$ away from half way point o getting my new boobies I can't believe how many friends i've gained along the way. any help greatly appriciated and rewarded .....just registering lets ownersknow i am promoting the site .......and any help will be rewarded with pics and videos too hot for fubar! so click my link help a girl out Create The Perfect Girl at MyFreeImplants.com!

Omg I Need Help Plzzzzzzzzzz
im in a contest.. for cutest. couple plz RATE and comment bomb i need help its just me and a friend doing it and theres someone else getting mad comments.. in a hr n 20 mins they have over 1400 comments. while im stuck @ like 130 can you plz help just click the pic below thanks

Omg... If Hillary Makes It To Office.. :(
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.' Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch: 'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.

Omg....i Love Me Some Dumb Peoples....lol
I just had to do this....now of course the conversation starts at the bottom and goes to the top, and I am to lazy to fix it for you....so read it in reverse and see if you can make sense of this whack job....on minute he's mad, the next he is complementing me....oh boy, I loves me some dumb peoples.....LOL I am not going to put this guys profile addy up here outta, well I kinda want to protect his dumbass from all you people that will do the silly shit you do so well to people like him ( sad ain't it? Me protecting him, I must be slipping or something....) have fun it is a good read.... ->Ninja Assa...: Nice...I see the public school system has done right by you.....thank you for your wonderful vocabulary....mofo....gee so 70's I LOVE LON...: WELL GET THE FUCK ON THAN ->Ninja Assa...: Now ring a bell so I can get my wings and fly the hell outtat here I LOVE LON...: THAT WHAT A HUSBAND IS FOR TOO PROTECT HIS FAMILY AND IF YOUR ASS DOES LIKE FUCK YOU...YOU RENTA COP LOOKIN MO

Omg I Can't Believe I'm Going To Do This
OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO DO THIS…LOL BUT THE FIRST PERSON THAT CAN HELP ME LEVEL UP, WILL GET A PERSONAL(NSFW) GIFT FROM ME. BLASTS, HAPPY HOURS, COMMENTS, RATES, ANYTHING WILL BE APPRECIATED!!!

Omg I Can't Believe I'm Doing This
OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO DO THIS…LOL BUT THE FIRST PERSON THAT CAN HELP ME LEVEL UP, WILL GET A PERSONAL(NSFW) GIFT FROM ME. BLASTS, HAPPY HOURS, COMMENTS, RATES, ANYTHING WILL BE APPRECIATED!!!

Omg I Still Owe Salutes Guys Im Trying Bare With Me Here They Are Coming
MY OWNER I OWE HIM A PAPER SALUTE TOPLESS WITH JUST PANTIES ON AND THEN I OWE HIM A VIDEO SALUTE AND THEN A HAND WRITTEN LETTER SNAIL MAILED TO HIM WITH THE SAME PANTIES I WORE IN THE PAPER SALUTE TO HIM.. i1269/ PROUD OWNER OF MIZZ SHADY/RATE/FAN/ADD@ fubar THESE I OWE PAPER SALUTES FOR COMPLETING THE COMMENT AND RATE ALL PIC FOLDER FOR A SALUTE.. Slowey@ fubar misterfeet@ fubar sarah 's fiance@ fubar _______________________________________ WOW JOE IS NEXT.. Joe@ fubar billyki1973@ fubar trebor42~Alabama Swamprat@ fubar REALXTREME1269@ fubar hobbes68@ fubar Metal Ron@ fubar jackdemosley@

O.m.g Iam In A Auction Cummmmm Help Me
OK GUYS HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO OWN SUGAR~N~SPICE ... U MAKE THE TERMS JUST NO NSFW PICS .... FOR 1 MONTH YOU WILL OWN ON FUBAR ... SO PUT YOUR BID IN ON ME AND WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS KISSES TO ALL AND GOOD LICK HAHHAH I MEAN LUCK http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=947554&albumid=788115&i=1914422769 LOVE SUGAR~N~SPICE

Omg I Got The Giggles
i somehow didnt save the shoutout but omg lol my dam typing gets me in trouble so much lately a person named bob says hi to me omgggggg guess what i said hugssss bobo omg omg im laffin sorry about that bob it really was a typo xoxo

Omg I Was Up For Auction
LaUgHiNgGiRl was sold to Steve ~*~Club Far ~*~ see the pic below for the basics, but I'm full of suprises , so we'll see what happens :) so was he, after he won the auction he actually gave me more than he bid, what a sweetie :)

Omg .. I Cried
Yesterday i went to my favorite book store and found several books . one being "a child called it" .. Omg ..i couldnt put it down . cried through most of it .. even thou it was a horrific story of one of the most horrible child abuse cases in California .. it is by far one of the most amazing stories of a child making it thru all of his own personal hell days .. be prepared to grab the tissues . and hope that no other child will have to endure such horrors .. Ill let you know how the second book is ..called the lost boy .. have a wonderful sunday . .and hoping you all enjoy your week HUGS Wen

Omg!! I Can't Believe They Did That!!
A big thank you to all these people that helped me level. Please go show them lots of love. lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Mistress to Hopeless Romantic@ fubar ~PebblesinAZ~AKA QueenSlut!~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar Texas Tea ~FFF of Fubar~CT Wife of Devil Dog@ fubar ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar GARY~rl engaged 2 Christina~shadow leveler~FU OWNED & FUMARRIED TO~¢¾ BooBoo¢¾@ fubar ~UNDISCOVERED SOUL~*TOP SHELF CREW MEMBER*@ fubar MrDiamond ~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar ~ KiKiSparkles ~ Heterosexual ~ Please Read My "No Jerk Rules" ~ True Diva ~ Fu Angel@ fubar *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.@ fubar §ï€Õññã

Omg I Have A Great Idea!!! Tysm Dawn Xoxox
Well OK I will have one as soon as you mail it to me So while I am waiting I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to a few AWESOME people ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ@ fubar WILDCAT, what a beautiful lady, funny, sincere and genuine Puppet Master... the Mr.E man@ fubar PuppetMaster, one of the very first people to welcome me here to Fubar, we have been friends ever since, he is a little shy and quiet, so girls get aggressive and talk to this dear dear man ~ Echo Angel ~@ fubar Echo Angel.. the name says it all. Yep she came down from heaven to bless us all with her kindness and warm heart Poet@ fubar Poet, ahhhh yes a true gentleman in every way, a hidden treasure just waiting to be discovered Heartistic Soul@ fubar Heartistic, WOW what a woman! Kind, generous and beautiful too! RogerLee ஐ Founder of The Pride ஐ@ fubar RogerLee... OH MY what a charmer this one is. Look at

Omg I Cant Believe This
OMG! Are you people serious? First, I dont receive the respect that should be issued to me. Then there are people talking as soon as I leave the chatroom and has the balls to call me a whore? WHO THE HELL DO ANY OF YOU THINK YOU ARE? I see you all at some sorta of time goof off and flirt with everyone in the room, but then when someone else does it then it makes them a whore? Well guess what YOU ALL CAN GO SUCK A FUCKIN DICK NOW!! HOW DARE YOU!.... 1. I never whore around... 2. Everyone that I have jokinly flirted with in the room knows its a freakin joke and nothing more... 3. Atleast each and every person knows that it DOES NOT MEAN I AM WITH THEM... If you all have a problem with me.. fine then come to me! I'm tired of each and everyone of you talking shit behind everyones back. You don't sit and talk shit about them as soon as they leave the chat room. LEARN SOME FUCKIN RESPECT.. YOU CERTAINLY DO NOT HAVE RESPECT FROM ME NO MORE!!!!!!!! I do more then anyone else

Omg I Love You Elizabeth! This Was So Cool When It 1st Happened
LOOK WHAT THE STORK HAS DONE NOW! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW SEXY GILF ON FUBAR! THATS WORTH SOME DANCING AND SO MUCH MORE! AND SHE MAY NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHILE! SO SAY HELLO TO BRIGHT EYED ARTIST AND CONGRATULATE HER! SHES GOING TO BE A G MA! OH THE SOUND OF THE BABY CRYING GRANDMA! YOURE SO GOING TO LOVE IT! BE SURE AND FAN, RATE, AND ADD HER, CAUSE YOU WONT BELIEVE SHES FIXING TO BE A GRAND MAMA!..lol MUAH BEA! HAD TO DO THE MUSIC! ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar AS ALWAYS LOVINGLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY ~ Phoenix ~@ fubar

Omg I Can't Believe It
omg i cant believe this but i was trying to program the remote i have for the tv right well the x box was on and yes i have a remote sensor for it well now go figure i cant control the tv but i can make the x box do the dvd controls that also work with the music saves u can put on it now i cant get it to control the tv any one have any ideas? lol i know you are laughing your ass off right now but i can't help it lol SOME ONE HELP ME PLEASE!!

Omg I Had The Scare Of My Life Tonight
My youngest son took of with his friends tonight one after being told not to so he is in trouble for that so i went to work and had to come home casue i couldnt hardly get around because we are under blizzard attacks right now of snow we have gain almost 14 inches right now and it is still comeing down hard and ya cant see well my kid and some other kids got lost in the blizzard and we couldnt find them i am so sick to my stomach now i cant stand it the feeling i got when i got the call they was lost just made my heart drop to the floor .. after 3 hours we found them all there ok there just cold and scared maybe as much as i was ...I have sat and cried casue of all the bad thoughts going thur my head i dont think they know just how bad they scared everyone really ..so needless to say i have had a very streeful day on top of this happening several other things has happened and i think it finally broke this camels back .. so hug your child every night kiss them when you can tell them yo

Omg Im So Busy But Having Fun At The Same Time With A New Friend!
plz plz I WILL DO THIS UP RIGHT IN A BIT BUT FOR NOW PLZ SAVE ALL YOUR 11'S COME 1:30am FUBAR TIME 3/13/08 TOMORROW.. ITS TIME TO GIVE FUBAR A BRAND NEW GODMOTHER.. AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR OMG SHE HAS SO FAR TO GO CAUSE WE KICKED BUTT ON HELLCAT AND I STARTED IN ON HER WHEN SHE WAS JUST UNDER 3 MILL SO RETTA IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT ONE.. ILL HAVE INFO AND LINKS AND EVERYTHING HERE IN A BIT.. I STILL NEED TO RINSE MY HAIR OUT OMG.. HAPPY HOUR TOMORROW RETTA.. WE WILL DO THIS .. I KNOW WE WILL.. I LOVE MY FRIENDS..

Omg Is She F*king Crazy??
Ok everyone I'm on the auction block! Come see what you can get if you are the highest bidder!! Wanna Own me for a month? You could have your name next to mine and much much more!!! You know you want it, so come and get it! Just click the link below and place your bid. Bidding ends March 21st, so hurry up before someone steals me away!!!

Omg I Am Getting Dumber
I blame Fubar Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test btw-its best not to use your real email unless you wanna get spammed like whoa. I've gone from a 158 to this.. Damn you Fubar :P Intelligence Interval Cognitive Designation 40 - 54 Severely challenged (Less than 1% of test takers) 55 - 69 Challenged (2.3% of test takers) 70 - 84 Below average 85 - 114 Average (68% of test takers) 115 - 129 Above average 130 - 144 Gifted (2.3% of test takers) 145 - 159 Genius (Less than 1% of test takers) 160 - 175 Extraordinary genius

Omg I So Cant Believe This
the last few days i have had pictures and stash rated NSFW I so cant believe this. Arent we adults? Its like this if anyone on my friends list cant handle my pictures get off my friends list I dont bother anyone or rate anyone NSFW maybe I should start. That is so not me.

Omg I Can't Stand Fat Sonny
Eagles - Get Over It WHAT EVER!!! FOR ALL YOU ASSHATS WHO CRY 'FAT SONNY WAS MEAN TO ME' HERE YA GO DID YOU NOT READ HIS PROFILE? NO INSTEAD YOU KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS AND GIVING HIM MORE AMMO TO SHOOT YOU DOWN WITH. SO TO ALL YOU LITTLE CRY BABIES OUT THERE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) WHO CRY AND WANNA LEAVE BECAUSE 'THE FAT MAN WAS MEAN TO YOU' DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA ON YOUR WAY OUT WHAT'S NEXT A LOUNGE CALLED 'FAT SONNY WAS MEAN TO ME CAUSE IM A STUPID TWAT WAFFLE'? REMEMBER THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Suga Mama™®©@ fubar WHO ♥'S FAT SONNY AND HATES TWAT WAFFLES

Omg I Hate This Fucking Skank
No I don't! She has turned out to b a real friend! Which is exactly what I need right now! Please help me level her! is sooooo sweet! You will love her!! Come help her level up! She returns all love! MADE BY NYHA (repost of original by 'ღJeannie¢¾oouknounvmeoo¢¾Elainaz Luv Slave¢¾Lauraz Luva¢¾Angelaz Bytch' on '2008-04-14 09:14:37') (repost of original by '*HaLo* aka Jeanniez Certified Bitch:)' on '2008-04-14 09:19:26') (repost of original by 'ღJeannie♥oouknounvmeoo♥Elainaz Luv Slave♥Lauraz Luva♥Angelaz Bytch' on '2008-04-14 09:20:12')

Omg I Have The Giggles
haha a young um lets say man lol approached me on here trying to talk brave omg im just laffin hard wanting to show me his skittles so i sent all the girls to his page...he then all of a sudden was worried about age, wasnt at home no cam maybe one day he will show omggggggggg im still laffin hard...and i bet he changes his id and never approaches me again lmao haha dammmmmm im just mean lmao...dont ever confuse me as nice or timid when u first approach me haha i might make u very afraid..dam i love my family haha...

Omg !!! I'm Owned By A Man!!!
PIMP OUT I WANT TO SHOW MY NEW OWNER SO MUCH RESPECT! FAN, RATE,ADD, BLING SHOW THE LOVE AND THE ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE IS THIS GIRL IS WHO HOLDS HIS HEART!! SO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR PART OF THE FU!!! THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU THE ONE AND ONLY TRICKYDICK!! †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk†~FÕÜnðËr ÒF ß.H ß®*õWÑêÐ ß¥ÐÐ_ÐïVª&RØnÅlÐÅnThØnŸ74@ fubar

Omg I'm So Excited!!!!!
This sweet and wonderful man bought me my very FIRST Happy Hour!! GO SHOW HIM TONS OF LOVE FOR ME PLEASE!! THANK YOU HOPELESS SO MUCH!! I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH :) @};-Hopeless Romantic Godfather @};-{{H&L Bombers Founder}}r@};-@ fubar

Omg, I'm In Heaven....
Hey everybody...I left Louisiana on Saturday, May 3rd for my new adventure and life in Washington with Jimm...After driving over 2300 miles, with a dog and two cats in the car...I FINALLY ARRIVED! So first of all, all of you haters and disbelievers, YES, you can find true love on the internet...Now, to everybody else...LIFE IS SO AWESOME! Jimm is everything that I hoped for and MORE! We are sooooo happy and in love...His family is awesome and I just love them too! Could life be any sweeter? I don't see how...Be sure to drop by our pics and see the first moments of our life together...Even our dogs are in love with each other...So stop by, leave a comment...show both of us fubar love, since that's where we met...

Omg I Want These Men So Bad
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS MAJOR HERE.. THIS GUY NEEDS RATES AND HES UP AGAINST A FAMILY I GUESS NOT SURE BUT HES LOSING AND I DONT LIKE TO LOSE.. WELL IM REALLY NOT LOSING BUT HE IS AND IM NOT LIKING THAT EITHER.. IT PUTS ME IN A BAD MOOD.. YES I CAN GET CRANKY FROM TIME TO TIME.. PLZ SWING BY AND RATE HIM PLZ JUST A RATE THATS ALL IM ASKING FOR... TY ALL VERY MUCH.. YOU ALL KNOW WHEN YOUR IN A CONTEST ID DO THE SAME FOR YOU.. AT LEAST YOU ALL KNOW I TRY.. OH DEAR GOD THIS ONE TOO.. HAWT.. IM ABOUT TO OMG NEVER MIND THATS PRIVATE INFO BUT YA RATE HIM TOO PLZ TY TY OMG THATS ENOUGH I CAN'T HANDLE NO MORE.. THIS IS MORE THAN I CANT TAKE. YO ALL KNOW IM IN MY PRIME HERE DAMN IT.. OH PLZ RATE THIS ONE A TEN TOO.. GOT TO HAVE THESE THREE WIN WIN WIN WIN AND YES OMG WIN YA IM A LITTLE EXCITED.. YOU ALL WANNA SEE HOW MUCH? HA JUST KIDDING RATE HIM A TEN TOO PLZZZZZZZZZZ THREE MEN THREE RATES THATS WHAT IM ASKING.. TY TY

Omg I Love Ex Boyfriends!
OK well you may have read about me and my ex getting into it because he has no money and shit is about to be shut off including his electric. Well... He got on YIM today saying he doesnt appreciate me saying or talking about him in my blogs. That I need to come and get my stuff now. I told him I didnt have the gas money and I can get them in two weeks. He said no...now...then he said well why dont you sell something...throwing in my face what I told him...talk about childish...difference is ummm I WORK! Then he has the gull to start bringing up when I needed money how he was there...and I said yea and you said you would take my TV for payment and that it would be dropped. And I gave him my 42" plasma TV to pay for the money I borrowed. Then he kept telling me to come and get my clothes now...and I said ya kno what FUK IT! Just throw them away and leave me the fuk alone....plus he said I couldnt talk about him anymore...fuk that I will do what I want to do! You cant tell me what

Omg,im A Winner
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Om Gi Love To Suck Cock
You Are Elmo Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Omg I Has A Happy Hour
Thats right 7pm FUBAR time thats 10pm est time THIS sunday night I am hosting My first Happy Hour So please save some of your 11's and if you have time plz rate my stash. MOST OF ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME AND THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE... ۞§hay'sWorld۞@ fubar ALSO WOULD LIKE TO THANK METAL FOREVER FOR MAKING THIS HAPPY HOUR HAPPEN...SHOW HIM FUBAR LOVE TOO Metal Forever@ fubar

Omg Im So Pissed!
my day started yesterday with a call from on post, i got an interview at 1230. ok, cool, i was happy. an hour later, while i was in the shower, i received another phone call from Sedona Staffing. got out of the shower, but it stopped ringing. checked my voicemail, i got offered a leasing manager position at an apartment complex. omg, now i'm excited! so i call the staffing agency back and let her know when i was done with my appointment, i would head over there. i guess being honest doesn't get you anywhere in life cuz i had told her i had an interview. she said to call her back after the interview to let her know how it went. my boyfriend dropped me off at my interview and then proceeded to his meeting. oh the joys of having my truck repoed not too long ago... so i waited outside for him for over 2 hours. yeah, i'm a little burnt. he had my purse in the car, so i couldn't call them back yet. i finally got home, called them back, and the girl that answered asked who it wa

Omg Im Up For Auction
Cyote Ugly Soundtrack- Your Unbelievable - hey guys im up for auction... Yupp u heard it im up for auction if you wanna own me with this once in a life time chance then go bid on me....... click my pic to bid on me

Omg I Wrote Again :-o
Weeee! and such. la di da la la ''my cranium is packed with things that come untact coming unglued, mite need some welding to help seal the facts the facts that rap is filled with traps and gaps that lead to a pitfall big money stacks that lead to vulchers on your back waiting for you to fall but forget that just let me blow by all of my minds hangups show me a bright day where everything is on the up and up say what's up to the people i'm truly friends wit hold onto my love i promise i'll be back for it death sentance by virtue of trying to bring the realness can't bring pac back but can write raps to make you feel this this ever imposing pain that continues to flood my brain with negative outlooks on just about everythang nothing seems sain, rational on thangs is all gone my common sense led me to believe i was right when i was wrong my guiding light must have burned out and i didn't know it always the last to know guess my mind kept a secret goin down the same ro

Omg I Think I Live In Hell!
OMG This weekend has been pure hell! My RL hubby found mold in our closet! We had to take EVERYTHING out of it and luckily didn't have to get rid of anything put we found a MAJOR leak in the shower which is right behind our closet that caused the mold. :( All the money that he had saved for us to go get the kids pumpkins and for gifts for our daughter that will be 13 on Nov. 6th he had to use on the mold. :( I was BARELY able to go get food at the grocery store! :( THEN this morning my 12 year old went to get a white school shirt out of the dryer this morning for school and it was GREEN! I had to use some grocery money on getting her new shirts! There was a crayon that got into the dryer. I'm STILL majorly stressing over the money for the hall for my soon to be 13 year old's party. I want her to have a nice party for once and ALL the invites have been sent out! My mother is still in the hospital, not sure why. And today someone special to me is having surgery and I'm very w

Omg Im Horny And Wet For The Auto's Live Cam
HEY GUYS ITS ME MIZZ SHADY AND IM ACTIVELY HAPPY TO SEE EVERYONE.. CHAT WITH ME JUST AS YOU WOULD NORMALLY IN THE SHOUT.. THIS IS SEXY BOB HERE TO EXCITE HELLCAT.. WHERE IS SHE? RATE RATE RATE RATE HARD VERY HARD COME ON NOW GUYS I WANT TO SEE SOME HARD... GO GO GO ... ONLY 7 HOURS LEFT.... WANNA GET FUBUCKS RATE THAT ONE FOLDER CALLED RATE THIS FOLDER FOR FUBUCKS.. 1500 PIC NOW LETS NOT BE LAZY.

Omg I Got Tagged
ok here goes ........... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. 1. I LOVE MY FU FRIENDS! 2. Im a romantic at heart ! 3. I hate liars ? 4. I will be supprised if anyone reads this 5. I GET STRANGE ATTRACTIONS 6. I'm very protective of ppl i care about. 7. I Hate being ignored by others just because i aint got a salute and i have a very good reason not to have one, it doesnt mean im not real . I am as real as the next person . People ought to look at some with salutes that are here just to hurt others and play with their heads!! 8. I love to masturbate . 9. I laugh at myself far too much 10. My head is so full of mischeif , i love practical jokes :-) 11. I love hunting 12. I GET ANNOYED

Omg I Am So Happy!
Josh aka Dj Drac ordered my ring yesterday for us to be engaged. It will be in 2 weeks for us to pick up. He is having it engraved inside as well. OMG i love him so much and love that he wants to marry me and I can't wait to marry him and spend the rest of my life with him. He is a guy i never imagined i would find in my lifetime ever!! I am so thrilled!!

Omg...i Am So Hot!
ok, so I got the Wii Fit for Christmas and I must say it is whooping my a$$. I am trying to loose 50 plus pounds before April. I am working out on the Fit for at least an hour a day and it is rough! Not only did cancer mess up my body it also added weight! UGH!! It also doesn't help that I am getting older. Weight just seems to jump on me without invitiation. WTF?? I feel like I can't win for loosing some days. I did loose 3 pounds last week so I guess that is a plus...?!? I have changed my eating habit...for instance I am eating a salad right now when all I want is a lg extra cheese pizza and some garlic bread sticks....guess I will have to use my imagination. I can taste the cheese now...yummy!! Seriously this whole diet thing/get healthy thing is for the birds! I just want to pay for the body and boobs already! Get it over with so I can get back to living and not being self conscience as much. Being a woman I will always be very conscience of how my body is not perf

Omg! It's Mid-march!
Greetings & salutations FU-friends. Sorry I have been absent lately, I have missed you all. I have had some difficulties the past few weeks, starting with the flu. The main thing I have been struggling with is my eyesight. I have an advanced case of eyestrain. This is something I get off & on, since I was a teenager. It comes more often the more I am using a computer. I totally believe that someday I will be a cyclops, with one big eye in my forehead. Spooky thought eh? Since I am on the computer most all day at work, I have had to cut back at home. Since they have FUBAR blocked at work, I have been absent. I have been a very good boy the past 2-3 weeks, and the problem is subsiding. If I pace myself, I may be able to get through it without another restriction. Thanks for all the messages, gifts, and love on my page while I have been gone. I am sure I will get back to everyone as I can. Meanwhile all my love, hugs and take care! XOXOX Charley

**omg!! It's Another Auto Party!! Lets Get Cr@zy!!**
AUTO 11'S ACTIVATED! SUNDAY MARCH 22! @ 8PM FU-TIME / 11PM EST LETS PARTY AND LEVEL!! AND OF COURSE DON'T FORGET TO BOMB ME! please repost often! sO FrESH __[diAMond dAveS gUrL **Diamond Daves LUCKY Charm!**SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar

Omg!! It's Another Party!! Let's Get Cr@zy!!!
AUTO 11'S ACTIVATED! SUNDAY MARCH 22! @ 8PM FU-TIME / 11PM EST ENDS ON! MONDAY MARCH 23! @ 8PM FU-TIME / 11PM EST LETS PARTY AND LEVEL!! AND OF COURSE DON'T FORGET TO BOMB ME! please repost often! sO FrESH __[diAMond dAveS gUrL **Diamond Daves LUCKY Charm!**SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar

Omg I Can't Believe I Did It Again
I DID IT AGAIN YEP I AM UP FOR AUCTION SO COME PLACE YOUR BIDS MAKE ME YOUR SLAVE FOR A MONTH THE HIGHER THE BIDS GOES THE MORE YOU WILL GET CLICK THE LINK MAKE ME YOUR SLAVE I DARE YOU THIS BULLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar I Kissed A Girl - Kate ParryMore at MP3-Codes.com

Omg Imma Whore
OK, I need your help, I am in a pic rating and comment contest, need all the rates and comments I can get, love me hard everyone!! Copy and paste the link below. http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2373265&albumid=1615626&i=3946637721&idx=29

Omg I Got The Giggles Lmao
a really good friend of mine who hasnt been around for a long time on here has resurfaced im so laffin remembering a time he used to do nsfw salutes for ppl well he didnt know u cant send them to the bouncers to get approved for fubar and me being the nice person i am just let him send on omg did he get shit omg i still laff at that lmao yessssssss thats y they call me evillllll lmao haha love ya buddy lmao

Omg, I Want!!!!!
I am so tired of reading this daily in status messages or bulletins. Seems like everyone wants cherry bombs, auto 11's, Happy Hours, blasts, VIP's, and blings. Crazier still is people ACTUALLY give them this stuff. Blah my head hurts and I wanted to bitch

Omg I Made Oracle! Whoo Hoo Thanks!
I am super excited right now! I just made oracle.I had 2.1 million points when I logged on this afternoon and through all the awesome people blinging me and bombing me I made it! You guys fricken rock! You know you you are who helped me.I am so happy.It just feels cool to make it.I started fubar 4 1/2 months ago and made it fast cause ya'll loves me.(h) So anyways..I don't really like the new format of the website.I don't like the status thingy and it limits you on your statuses so I can't even update my status right now to say thanks to everyone.I have one pimpout left and the first person to comment me and say they want it for 1 million fubux its yours.Im fubroke.I gave away the other two though to people who always pimp or help me.Im so excited!

Omg I Can't Mumm!
So I log on today with a message from fubarshop telling me my mumm about unagi and samosa's was deleted because it was NSFW! Since when was that NSFW! And now I can't mumm...I don't think. I've tried posting in a few mumms and nothing happens.

"omg! It's Sooooo Hard!"
"Quitting smoking is hard." I've been told this time and time again. I've heard it so much, I almost believed it. The way people go on and on about how difficult it is, you almost think mutant cigarettes were going to rush you the second you make the decision, and try to force you into changing your mind... "YOU NEED US!" the lead smoke says, a golden camel just above his head. "Doesn't he, M?" The lady in red slings her hips from side to side, moving forward with a look that begs you to take her all, and leave her with nothing. But that doesn't happen. In fact, If I had known it would be this easy, I'd have done it a long time ago. Granted, yea, it's hard to reprogram yourself not to reach for that cigarette whenever you have down time, or when you first wake up. But for the most part, having the mental ability to remember you don't want to smoke anymore, is all you, well, I, really need. I'm quitting because it's too expensive. Because it takes too much of my time. Because

Omg If U Believe In Santa U Dont Wanna Read This
I WAS REALLY DRUNK AT WORK 1 NGHT AND CAME UP WITH THIS . 4 ALL THOSE WHO LOVE XMAS AND WHAT IT STANDS 4 IM SORRY BUT EVERY1 ELSE ENJOY :P 1ST OFF DRINKING AN DRIVING IS LOT EASIER IN CAR THAN A SLEIGH . AN IF I WAS SANTA I WOULD VISIT ALL THE NAUGHTY GRRRLS 1ST . K JEREMIAH UR SANTA LICENSE JUST GOT REVOKED . FUCKIN ELF STATUS SUX ASS . THE SLEEPING QUARTERS BLOW 2 . HAVE 2 PUT LIKE 3 BED SIDE BY SIDE AN LAY LENGTH WISE . AN THE CIELING SO LOW CANT EVEN GET XCITED WITHOUT POKING HOLE IN THE FUCKING THING . WHO THE FUCK MAKES HOUSE OUTTA GINGERBREAD ANYWAYS ? WTF !!!U EVERY TRY GETTING ELF PUSSY ? YEH THEY DONT EVER GIVE IT UP !!! THEY ALWAYS LIKE OMG ITS SO BIG ! AN IM JUST LIKE BUT ITS ONLY FUCKING 2 INCHES ! AN IF I COULD EVEN GET IT IN OMG I BET THAT SHITS TIGHT !COULD DEFINITELY GET BUNCH POSITIONS THO ! 69 PROLLY NOT GOOD 1 . BE ALL HOLDING HER UP EATING THAT SHIT AN SHE GOING 2 TOWN ON MY BELLYBUTTON . YEH THATS NOT FAIR TRADE .YUP THINK I JUST MADE THE NAUGHTY LIST AGAIN . NO

Omg... I Love The Urban Dictionary..
kool aid man= A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime."oh yeah"(distant) me: wtf was that? did you hear that? CRASH!! "OH YEAH" me: dude! my fucking roof!!

Omg... I Can't Believe I Heard This!
Was watching the local sports news on the TV... The Texas Rangers have paid 52 million dollars to some Japanese team just to TALK to a Japanese pitcher in baseball. With the economy the way it is, why couldn't they use that 52 million to help feed the hungry here in the U.S.? Grrrr!

Omg I Just Had To Share.
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck.He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said "Meet me in room 804 across the street." He was in luck. She was a knockout.They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed. She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said "How much for a hand job?" She said, "300". His eyes popped open and he asked "300?" She said, "Walk over to that window and open the curtains". He proceeded. "See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn't inherit it. I'm that good." He was like, "well go right ahead honey". So she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had.After a little rest he thought, if that was that good...."How much for a blow job?" She

Omg Judy What Are You Doing?
THIS IS JUDY SHES IS UP FOR BIDDING.. AND I WOULD LIKE TO HER RECEIVE CLOSE TO WHAT SHE IS OFFERING.. RIGHT NOW THE BIDS ARE VERY WEAK... CAN SOMEONE START HER OFF RIGHT BY PLACING A REAL FIRST BID OF A MILLION FUBUCKS? STARTING BID ON JUDY HERE WITH ALL SHE IS OFFERING AT 1 MILLION.. WHOS GOING TO PLACE THIS FIRST BID? CLICK THIS PIC AND LEAVE YOUR MILLION $ FUBUCK BID.. TY TY . OMG OMG LOOK AT THIS YOU GUYS LOOK.. SHE HAS REVISED WHATS SHES OFFERING.. THIS WOMAN REALLY REALLY WANTS SOME FUBUCKS.. DAMN I WISH I HAD SAVED MY PENNIES THIS IS UNBELEIABLE... WOW *Rate all pics 11's during HH *Rate all stash during HH *Owned by___ in mine for 1 month *Your pic on my page for 1 month *Daily comment for 1 month *Added to top of my friends list for 1 month *Added to family for 1 month *Daily drinks/ Drinks for 1 month *Well help comment bomb you or 1 friend of yours in a contest that requires comment bombing 300 a day for a week. and just added but not on t

Omg Johnny Price Is Going Bald!
OK GOOD CITIZENS . I JOHNNY PRICE HAVE THE ULTIMATE TASK FOR YOU ALL. IT IS A SIMPLE THING REALLY BUT COULD HELP MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE TO SOMEONES LIFE. WHAT I WOULD LOVE YOU ALL TO DO IS COPY AND PASTE THE FOLLOWING URL INTO YOUR BROWSER AND JUST GO TAKE A LOOK. IF I CAN GET 3000 VIEWS BY THE END OF SUMMER I HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT FOR ALL THAT WILL RAISE MONEY TO HELP SOMEBODY IN NEED. HERE IS THE URL..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-3MFUOsbfE LIKE I SAID COPY AND PASTE IN YOUR BROWSER THEN JUST TAKE A LOOK PLEASE. AS SOON AS I HAVE 3000 VIEWS ....BUT IT HAS TO BE BY THE END OF SUMMER I WILL POST A VIDEO OF ME HAVING 11 INCHES CUT FROM MY HAIR. YES I SAID 3000 VIEWS BY THE END OF SUMMER AND I WILL CUT 11 INCHES OF MY HAIR OF FOR CHARITY. THIS WILL BE DONATED TO LOCKS OF LOVE. SO COME ON PEOPLE LET’S MAKE SOME MONEY FOR THOSE THAT COULD USE A LITTLE CHEER. VIEW IT AND PLEASE DROP BY MY PAGE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF IT HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN.... htt

Omgjustshootme!
ive never wanted to stab someone in the eye with a spork more in my life . my ever so loving hubby tells me after 11 yrs he has EVERYTHING he could ever want here with me & the kids but he wants a divorce anyways. his reasoning ?? he doesnt feel how he thinks he should for me & he cant live with the guilt of being selfish & living the cake & eat it too syndrome anymore. in the next sentence says he knows in a month he'll be kicking himself about how he shoulda told me anything & everything i wanted to hear cuz he had it all& fucked it up.. ok am i being unreasonable to want to stab the man several times??? lets keep in mind we have 3 kids , a house we cant sell to break even & not enough money for one of us to move out. im still feeling the need ot stab him .... unreasonable???

Omg Kiffy Is Half Naked!!
I am down 10000 votes!! Please come comment bomb me.. I cant do it alone! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ¢¾ Click on my picture to vote! ¢¾ ¢¾ HUGS AND KISSES ¢¾

Omgkthnxbai
I can't help but feel that my life is at a permanent mexican standoff. No matter what efforts I put into moving forward, I get dragged back to a previous behaviour. Why can't I just find one normal person out here? I just want one friend, one that doesn't obsess about poor dead Heath Ledger and his postmortem love child, one that doesn't think being drunk every second of every day is awesome, and most importantly, one that doesn't take out her frustrations on those around her. Is this so much to ask? I just want one friend, one that wants to drink occasionally but reserves it for weekends only, one that wants to watch democratic debates and subsequently talk about the candidates, one that has E news blocked from her television. I don't want to shop. I don't want to talk about Tom and Katie and their crazy religion. I don't care! Is that really so bad? Should I care? Should I actively read gossip magazines, and pray to the gods that Paris Hilton will get another seasonal show? It scares

Omg Kiss Hello Kitty
Rockers KISS are going family-friendly -- they are teaming up with TV producers for a new Hello Kitty children's series. The band first collaborated with the makers of the fictional cat character in 2010 to launch a range of products, including toys and electronics, entitled KISS x Hello Kitty, and now the partnership is moving to the small screen. Executives at cable network The Hub have optioned the rights to a new series, which has the working title of "KISS Hello Kitty," and singer Gene Simmons is thrilled about the venture. He says, "The Hub Network is the perfect home for the TV show, 'KISS Hello Kitty.' We are incredibly excited about this opportunity and want to make all our millions of fans worldwide proud of a show they can watch with the whole family." Bandmate Paul Stanley adds, "Knowing and viewing The Hub as I do daily with my three children, it is the perfect home for us to bring the 'KISS Hello Kitty' juggernaut to yet another generation. I'm excited to develop this

Omg! Lmfao....how Will You Die?
Take the quiz: How will you die? (25 possibilities)You will be eaten alive by rabid gophers.Never in your wildest imaginings would you ever have dreamed that your sole purpose in life was to one day serve as a tasty snack for a pack of rabid gophers, but God has a sense of humor. It's just that sometimes that humor is cruel. On a more positive note, you will be reincarnated as a rabid gopher, and sweet rodenty vengeance shall be yours!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! Who would have thought..never thought id end up going out this way..but okays lmfaoo too funny

Omg Look What I Found!!!
lol i'm in good mood better than the days before, and really, it's not bothering me nothing now this song made me remember many things omg! i can say the name of EACH ONE that sings in this song hahahaha i'm sure most of you can't even recognize at least 2 of this people singing here, and/or you weren't still in the earth to remember the song... seeeeeee michael jackson when he was still black and wearing the glove with brilliants hahaha ♥ for each one... cindy lauper, bruce springsteen, billy joel, steve wonder, tina turner and all the rest i wont mention haha ... this is just showing that i'm OLD! enjoy :) xoxoxoxoxo (and have a laugh maybe for the oldies)

Omg! Lol!
I can actually get back on Cherrytap now (been having problems since December) - but still through the lostcherry.com url and not the cherrytap.com one (that one still isn't working). Let's see how long this lasts - lol!! Melanie http://www.melaniepitts.com http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/melaniepitts http://groups.msn.com/melaniepitts http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=735520568 http://www.myspace.com/melaniepitts

Omg Last Night Was Horrible
it really was well part of it rocky was amazing like always actually better i havent been up there in a month ((due to hanging out wit my boyfriend)) and all my amazing friends were there and then when i got out my boy was waiting for me and he had been waiting like 2 hours for me to get outta rocky =] well then me and a bunch of people came back to my house and this bitch frankiie is just stupid she rang my doorbell at 6 in the morning which woke up my brother and i got bitched at there was a huge ass bug and i didnt get to sleep til 8 in the morning so i didnt get to hang out with the guys i was supposed to today which made today suck ugh

Omg-listen
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Johnny followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself, he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane . . . ." At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny this is such an interesting story suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight". At the dinner table Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he he

Omg Listen To This Song!!!
Online VideoOnline lyrics - Brad Paisley lyrics Brad Paisley Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure This song reminds me of so many fakers that i've busted and i'm sure there are more out there but now i'll have a tune in my head while i do it lmao!!! Even if you dont like country music you'll like this song.

Omg!!! Loook What Just Happened To Me!!!!! Lol
OMFG!!!! Ffs.... lol................I just went out to get me a big ole JUGG of ZOMBIE coffee......hehehe... And wouldn't ya not it...lol... I drank it and it came out the rotted ends of both my legs..... :-S :-SROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH... OMFG!!!!! I lost it .. ROFL!!! :P :O :P :O :-S : Dam Zombies ya gimme some stuffing and some needles and thread FFs.... LOL!!! :O :P.......... Somebody sew me up and put me back together already........ Ffs... ROFL!!!! ":P :-S Can ya give this pooor Zombie girl a hand... lol.. Or rather a foot or arm ... LMFAO!!!!:P :O Dam Humans.... Why ya always gotta pick the rott off of me ..... LMAO!!!!!! :O :O

Omg~ladies Pls Note
Something to consider next time you go shopping 4 lipstick... This comes from someone who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt. Sinai Hospital in Toronto . If there is a female you care anything about, share this with, her. I am doing that now! Recently a lipstick brand called "Red Earth" decreased their prices from $67 to $9.90.It contained lead. Lead is a chemical which causes cancer. The lipstick Brands that contain lead are: 1. CHRISTIAN DIOR 2. LANCOME 3. CLINIQUE 4. Y.S.L 5. ESTEE LAUDER 6. SHISEIDO 7. RED EARTH (Lip Gloss) 8. CHANEL (Lip Conditioner) 9. MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK. The higher the lead content, the greater the chance of causing cancer. After doing a test on lipsticks, it was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick contained the most amount of lead. Watch out for those lipsticks which are supposed to stay on longer. If your lipstick stays on longer, it is because of the higher content of lead. Here is the test you can do yourself: 1

Omg...lol!!!
YES I KNOW-AND I APOLOGIZE...ITZ OFFICIAL,MY PAGE IZ A MESS-TOTAL REDESIGN CUMMIN,PROB 2MORROW!SO SHOW ME LOTZ OF LUV CUZ IM GOIN 2 NEED THE MOTIVATION,LOL!!! AS 4 NOW,IM ON MY WAY 2 A SHOW-LOCAL MUSIC SCENE N THIS BURG IZ SUPRISINGLY GUD,SO IM GONNA GO ROCK THE FUCK OUT AND I WILL C U GUYZ LATER ON.HAVE A GR8 NITE LOVED 1'Z AND FUBARIANZ N GENERAL.pEACE...XOX

Omg Look
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Omg Look Sean We R A Match!!! Word
Taurus & Taurus When two Taureans come together in a love affair, it's a very sensuous and stable relationship -- which pleases both of them to no end. Those are two of the things a Taurus prizes most in a relationship (along with fidelity, sharing good food and other creature comforts ...) When two people both of this Sign get together, it can be the love connection of a lifetime. They will spoil one another to both their hearts' content: Taurus can respect their sweetheart's desire for life's little luxuries, because they have that need themselves. Both partners are charming, graceful and dignified. They can be quite stubborn and opinionated, not to mention jealous and possessive. All Tauruses have to learn to agree to disagree, and especially two Tauruses together; they need to recognize that their relationship is too good to jeopardize with minor arguments. Taureans are blessed with strong willpower and commitment. They love the wooing process of courting, so the beginning, b

Omg Look What They Did
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Omg Lmfao!!!!
Stole this from Slirpa....... HILLARIOUS! ************************************************** It's long, I know...but please read :D ******************************************************* An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.' The president started

Omg Look Who I Got Owned By!!!!! (please Show Him Lotsa Luv ~ He Has Auto 11's On !!) (repost)
OMG LOOK WHO I GOT OWNED BY!!!!! (PLEASE SH Meet my new Owner!!! (Don't forget to show him LOTS OF luv!!!) ßËÇKRFÇ1™!@ PET.S.E.R.SECURITY.SCOTISH UK ORACLE 10/7/2008 10:57 PM@ fubar Pimpout brought to you by: dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ owned by ßËÇKRFÇ1™! *shadow leveler* *club f.a.r.*@ fubar (repost of original by 'dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ owned by ßËÇKRFÇ1™! *shadow leveler* *club f.a.r.*' on '2008-11-25 13:35:43')

Omg Lol
Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poison

Omg Look Everyone Fast This Is Effen Hot..
I AM SO TURNED ON!! TEXAS HELLCAT @ fubar YOU KNOW... MY AUTO 11'S ARE ON! COME & GET SUM ... ALL NIGHT LONG (repost of original by ' TEXAS HELLCAT PLEASE RERATE MY PAGE TY!!' on '2009-02-10 15:09:20')

Omg.. Look Who Has A Birthday Today And Auto 11s All Day And A Happy Hour @ 8pm Futime
ATTENTION ONE AND ALL !! See this sexy fu right here.. This is Mandy and today is her birthday.. she is totally awesome... For those of you that know her you know it's true.. Those of you that don't know her yet ya need to.. She is well on her way to Prophet with auto 11s on and a happy hour @ 8pm FuTime.. 11pm EST.. She is an amazing girl in need of some amazing people to help her out.. Sooooo.. Go show her some serious fu-luvinz.... Fan her.. Rate her.. Add her.. Bling her.. Bomb her.. Blast her and let's get her leveled up !!! ~ Ms~MandyLiCiouS&tradeBIRTHDAY GIRL ! This Pimpout brought to you by the one... the only... ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™.. Owner of The Drunk Penguin..Fu Owned By >^,,^< Pet

Omg...less Than 5 Months Til The Big Day!!!
As most people already know, I'm getting married this August. It just occur to me in the last couple of weeks that, OMG, I have less than 5 months to get everything done! Now, yes I know I sound like a young girl planning her very first wedding, but the truth is that this is my 2nd go round with the marriage thing. I just hope and pray that this time, it works out a lot better. But I do know this, I am happy with Adam and we arent even married yet. Yes, he does do things that get on my nerves but let's face it, all men do at one time or another LOL! I mean, this time I'm actually going to wear a wedding dress, which is custom made, I will have 1 maybe 2 flower girls, and everything is coordinated according to our wedding theme. I didn't have any of this the 1st time I got married, I'm not even nervous at all about the wedding, I am excited though. I love receptions, all the dancing and seeing the people that you dont get to see on a regular basis. Plus planning the wedding and

Omg Look At New Pics Me Drawn As Last Unicorn!!!!
omg look at new pics me drawn as last unicorn!!!! what u think? was drawn by Jack Carson is FucT n lusted by CK n owned by Kilala n im Mandi n Ambers DaDDy@ fubar leave a comment what u think :)

O.m.g. Lol Stfu Fu ( Oh Ffs I Just Needed To Laugh)
While making a reference to an ex of mine, Nathan (known here as: clubs Suicide Kinghearts spades), sent me a text saying the following: "I was thinking he would sing like Barry White...if Barry White had laryngitis after inhaling helium while being beaten by a bag of kittens." After all the stress lately this sent me into fit of horrid giggles. Which was followed by Dr. Pepper coming out of my nose. I love my friends =] that is all. Sorry to disappoint if you were looking forward to yet another fubar rant blog, which seems to be the cool thing to do lately. (h) Poe

Omg ... My Next Tattoo Is Tomorow !!
for some reason i am so much more nervous than before this will be my third !! but i think its because there lots of detail and its kinda big ... for me anyways ... was gana have it done on my belly but ... apparently the pain is very harsh.. so i think im gana get it done on my back ...... well wish me luck !! and as little pain as poss.... xxxx

Omg!! My Christmas Wish Came True...better Late Than Never
I am finally, FINALLY pretty much back to normal. My hcg (pregnancy hormone) level is now at 1 and anything under 5 can be considered normal. This is TRULY a happy day! Its a little bittersweet but it IS a good day. Thanks to all my friends, family and fans that have stood by me rooting for me the whole time. IT has helped make this journey more tolerable.

Omg My Stashes Made It To The Top
Oh , Im happy to tell yall that 2 of my stashes made it in the top stashes , number 13 and 14. Thanks so much to my friends & everyone who rated them so well. Im Happy !!! Love , Lisa

Omg - Mexico Is Actually Helping????
Living in Texas, we know the plight of the fighting and killing along our Texas borders as we try to keep the drug cartel at bay as much as possible. For years, Texas Monthly magazine, along with other Texas publications, have been reporting on the gang, drug cartel wars along the borders even before it became a huge issue of the recent immigration regulation issues. Texans, generally, don't have a problem with people wanting to come here and share in the pursuit of the "Hortio Alger's American Dream", but when they become a part of threatening the life, liberty and pursuit of happiness of our own citizens, we have to put our foot down with a resounding thud. This article I have posted below to share with you all was found online at Texas Insider. Happy reading. Be sure to let me know what you think........................................ Mexico Fights Drug Gangs, Sends Troops to Border By DANE SCHILLER Published: 02-19-07 MEXICO CITY — Ratche

Omg My Hair!
Fucking christ she chopped WAY to much of my hair off it looks like shit! I need a camera or mine fixed so I can post what I`m talking about! Good thing hair grows back! ok im editing - heres the damn pic!

Omg Men Suck!!!
somtomes i wish i could close my eyes and dream, but dreaming always gets in the way of reality, its hard beg me, but only me eyes can see my only dream is to be happy.... tears run down like waterfalls because guy treat me like shit, but hey i dream i cry, but where does that get me i have a heart of gold would u see it no, cause why cause u look at me as being gay but i don't care im me and i won't change me for nothing, late at night i dream but i wish my dreams where real cause all i want is to be happy.

Omg Make It Stop
Where is the limit on the bouncer codes? I cant rate pictures now without putting in a code. This is seriously stupid.I'm not leaving a comment i'm just rating pictures to help someone level. Is there ever a limit on the change? I understand if im bombing a picture with comments having to put in codes to stop the cheaters. But to now do it just to rate them is absurd. Come on and give us some kind of break some of us are trying to help others and do it legit. I guess if this keeps up who wants to try and attempt a level up on a high amount with putting a code in every other picture. One more thing I don't understand the Bouncer code for is to buy a gift.How many are going to spam there Fubucks.We spend money on this site work with us not against us.

Omg! My Hair Is On Fire! Lol
Hello people...how we doing? Decent here...LOL Work is going very well. I am getting the overtime I need. YAY! LOL. The job is extremely easy. Especially when you either do Main Gate or Truck Gate. I am getting a bit frustrated tho at trying to get help with some of the procedures that you are supposed to do because its confusing. But what am I gonna do. :) Its still easy. Well...I forgot how lonely it is when you are on your own. My apartment is so quiet at nite. I get really lonely some nites. I really did last nite. Just felt extremely alone. Its funny. I hate being alone...and yet I want to be alone. Maybe I dont kno what I want...which is probably true. I just want to be happy. I am happy to a extent. I guess either way I would be either happy or depressed one day or another....what can I do? I do miss wanting to cuddle....I do miss kissing someone...but I dont miss the heartache that comes with love thats for fucking sure. Just have to give it time I

Omg My Girlfriend
Hey guys my sexy girlfriend needs less than 7000 points to level. can we help her out please? Thanks!!! She returns all love!!! 'It's ALL Good' **OWNED by ElizaBitch** GF of OneUniqueFemale@ fubar

Omg Mom Wtf!!!
Mom: Hey sweet heart! Are you having a nice time at your dads? Girl: Yea, it's pretty cool! Ya know... considering he's not here! Hehe Mom: really? Mom: Where is he? Girl: He left a note saying he was going to the store or something like that. Girl: Hey, you have a webcam now, don't you! Mom: Sure do, Kenny bought it for me! Girl: Cool! Try it out! Mom: Alrighty... Girl: Oh god mom! What are you wearing?! Mom: New jammies, you like? Girl: No way! Those are so out of style! Mom: Aww... Oh well- Girl: Hey mom... Is kenny there with you? Mom: No, why? Girl: ....Mom....Don't move... just stay calm.. there's someone in the door way behind you... Mom: Don't scare me! Girl: ..I'm not

Omg My Male Cockatiel Is A Girl Lol
omg i just went to change the feed in my cockatiel Baldrik's cage & discovered "he" has laid an egg in it... i've had the bird since easter time & always thought "he" was a boy but i guess both myself & the pet shop owner were both wrong HAHAHAHAHAHA

Omg My Truck!
as most know, i luv my truck almost as much as my new bike... well today i went to my mommy's house, 2 hours away, and right before i got there, i hit a curve too fast... went in the ditch, got out, but then started fish-tailing... the whole time i wuz thinkin my truck is gonna flip... so not kewl... i had princess (my doggy) with me and i think i scared her half to death... sum how i managed to scrape the bed on the passenger side and break off one of my tie-downs... other than that, i hope nuthin else is wrong with her... anywayz, my neck hurts from it, so im gonna go find me sum drugz (legal ones)... hope everyone had a better thanksgiving then i did!

Omg !!! My Best Friend Is Getten' Married !!!
What Love Has Joined Together You are formally invited to the celebration of Liberated Spice & BigJimmy as we both say "I DO" The wedding will be held: Friday December 21, 2007 6:00pm fubar time at the Centerfolds lounge alicia keys - no o...

Omg! My Cat Is About To Have The Shock Of His Life....
as he (Moobaby) keeps heading to my blue ethernet cable to chew on it. I keep shooing him away from it, but he keeps returning to it... What is wrong with my cat??? K

Omg Moments...
when you are talking to others to help them or just to make a statement u tend to have those OMG moments.. well i have had a few OMFG moments tonight/this morning. one is that u have to confront your past fully to get over it .. and to get on with your life.the other is that u have to be who you are and do what YOU wantto do no matter what anyone thinks or believes about you .. its YOUR life not theirs.. so its up to YOU how your life goes and no one else...and lastly . in having these moments and realizing them to be true...for me.. i have discovered that maybe im not so blonde after all....:P

Omg Mammoth. But I'm Bored. And You Love Me.
SECTION 1 + known as: Claire. Claireabelle. ClaireBear. Doodle. Tray. Cheeto. Whore. Nanners. + haircolor: blonde + eyecolor: light blue SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER. + fallen off the bed? Oh yea. It was comedy. + broken someone else's heart? Probably. + had your heart broken? Hearts don't break. + had a dream come true? Sure. SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY.. + wearing: Now...a blanket. lol. Thats all. + listening to: Kate Voegele

Omg My Hh Was Awesome
Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. You collected 278,137 bonus points as Happy Hour sponsor. Cheers! 191 members leveled up during your happy hour: tam_in-ga 'Fu-Fighter' (5) indianizes 'Newfu' (1) Blackwallmonster 'Newfu' (1) Beckett-aka"THUMPER" 'Newfu' (1) Countryboy Superman 'Grasshopper' (3) Don 'Chill Fu' (4) chopperdog25 'Fu-ling' (2) Blondie 'Rock Star' (20) HÊVÑÊÑ ßÁRTÊÑÐÊR & GRÊÊTÊR @ HÊÁVÊÑ£¥ ÐRÊÁM§ 'Friend of fubar' (10) ¢¾ ScOoTeRz GuRl ¢¾SLADES BABY GURL SO BACK YA AZZ'S OFF scooter bar co head bartender 'Assassin' (18) im_me_dont_like_oh_well 'Freak' (9) ~SHAGGZ~ 'Chill Fu' (4) sweet girl 'Wasted Fu' (7) princess 'Henchman' (22) bowlinggod 'Grasshopper' (3) NΞXT → DIDDLES HEART ← ENFORCER @ CLUB FANTASIA 'Fu-Fighter' (5) Angrok76 'Newfu' (1) Wî¢¢åñ~¶®îñ¢è$$ G®èè†è® @ Hèåvèñlý ‡llµ$îºñål Ð®èåm$ ² 'Friend of fubar' (10) dmw63

Omg My Friends Rawk
A HUGE THANK YOU TO ALL THAT HELP ME LEVEL TO DISCIPLE I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL INDIVIDUALLY BUT I REALLY COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH MY BAR TAB ALSO LIKE TO THANK THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT ME BLING .... MADE ME BULLY'S ... AND ALL THE LOVE SHOWN WITHOUT YOU GUYS I WOULD NEVER OF MADE IT YOU ALL ROCK THIS BULLENTIN WAS BOUGHT TO YOU BY TRÄÇ¥ {§håÐðw Lêvêlêr} ÇÖ ÖWñÈR & MGR @ †Lß {£µ/wï£ê †ð Ðj ßðµñ¢ê ÖWñÈÐ ß¥ GÄHÈLLRÄÌ§ÈR@ fubar

Omg! My Poor 13 Year Old Has More To Deal With!
ok, I went to pick up my 13 year old from her school today (the one that was assaulted at her old school), and she ran out to my car in tears. I asked her what happened and she said her human growth teacher and track coach (a woman, the same for both activities) locked her in her office, cornered her and yellled at her about her absences! She wouldn't let her leave. She didn't go to track today cuz her asthma is so bad that I didn't want her to have to go through with it til we get her a new inhaler or something. I don't keep my kids home from school for just anything. I know the importance of my kids being in school. Kaitlin even had a Dr.s note when she went back after her absences! Anyways...I stormed into the school and went right to the counselor and he called in the principal. (I was late to get my other two kids at their school but it was ok.) BOTH the counselor and the principal are VERY CONCERNED. They don't want to loose Kaitlin now cuz of this incident. Kaitlin wa

Omg My Mother's A "whore" Lol
This story really blew my mind - so I had to share it with you all - I think the fact the "one in twelve" statistic is what shocked me the most :-s A mother of twins has had a shock after doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father. Twins Justin and Jordan turned out to be half-brothers Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features. Paternity tests then revealed what had happened - two eggs had been fertilised by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads. Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result. Mia later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time. She told TV channel Fox 4: "Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I'm very shocked." Mum Mia shocked by discovery Clear Diagnostics preside

Omg My "first" Blog
not really sure what to say or do. drill won't be my friend or talk to me anymore. something happened and I wanna talk about things. there have been a few friends I've asked help from to make things better and here I type whining about how he's still ignoring me. there's more but I guess I'm done for now

Omg Mister B You Better Log In Today!!!!
LEVEL THIS MAN YOU GUYS HES SO CLOSE WAHOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!I know this has nothing to do with your birthday but it cracked me the eff up when I saw it.. ha ha ya MIZZ SHADY SAY'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTER B!!!

Omg! Man,,....... Again? Lol
Oh the things you did to me this morning......You taught me the correct way to open my mouth despite the pain or awkwardness. I never knew I could do so much with my mouth, my lips, or my teeth...WOW!!! When you inserted your thing in my mouth, I was in shock with how well you moved it around without making me gag. You knew just where to put it! Just when the right time to let your fluid over-take my mouth... Everyone would be very jealous of your suction, it is intense and very satisfying. Left me very content and thanking God you were the one taking care of me the way you were. When you were finished inserting, injecting, sucking, I thought it was very gentlemenly that you did not have a problem when I wanted to spit. OH the things you did to me....You left me numb and anticipating our next encounter..... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> NOT BAD FOR A DENTIST APPOINTMENT, HUH?!!!

Omg Not 1 But 6 Babies
omg... we do foster care for rescued kittens and its that time of year , so tonight we got not 1 but 6 kittens. 1 is 4 weeks the other 5 are 3 weeks . Im sitting here with the oldest and all is does is cry .. guess were in for some long nights.. people dont be stupid .. be a responsible pet owner and get your animals fixed!!!!

Omg!! New Hot Ass Lounge!!!
Hey Lo's and Lettes come play where the music's Wikked and the friends are down and haters will be ran out... lots of fun.. Hott hosts & bartenders Sexy Lettes running Wild!!!Sound like a good time? CLICK THE PIC AND Come See us In hope 2 see U! !~M.M.F.W.C.L~!

Omg!! Not Again!! You Cant Be Serious?!!
haha...yes i am very serious! i have joined kristan smiths, 'any picture you want' photo contest! i know, i know...it wasnt that long ago that i won her first contest :) i dont know, theres just something about that girl...grrrr :D:D anyways, the contest goes until the 19th of october. :) i am trying to win a 7 day blast, so please help if you can! every rate is 5 points and every comment is worth 1 point. bombing is encouraged! :D:D CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE!!(rate and comment) also...please look for and re-post my bulletin if you will :)http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=546343607 love you guys!! oh ya...ive decided that if i win this contest i will buy myself another month vip :D just fyi lol :D

Omg "nsfw" On My Bikini Pic ...huh????
No way!!! I see some girls with thongs on ????? As their default pics????? This is a bikini that covers up more then that ???? This is the second time this happened ???? I dont get it !!! Please explain to me how something u can view on regular prime time tv, as banned from this site that has porn on peoples comments ???

Omg Not My Mom Too!
Hey ya'll we finally talked my mom into joining fubar. Took a year, but we did it. Told her how wonderful you all are and how you all would add her and show her respect. She's an awesome woman that loves to chat. She's still kinda new at the whole internet thing so please be kind and gentle to her. LOL! She's a fun loving woman with a huge heart. So go on and welcome her to fubar. Fan, add and rate her. Happy Holidays Bright Eyed Angel@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by her daughters: IRISH SWEETHEART~*DIRTY SOUTH CREW*~CLUB F.A.R.~THE SISTERHOOD~@ fubar ~Serene~ with BIG hugs ..@ fubar

Omg No She Didn't ....
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Omg Nyag Owns Me :)
Tanya is one of the nicest people I have met on Fubar. We met on JokersWild's short bus, hung in the short bus/viper pit/snake bite lounge together. She lives up to her name she is truly NOT YOUR AVERAGE GIRL :) Utterly gorgeous, yet sweet and funny too :) And now she owns me. :) Go show her some FuBar love, she is worth every moment you spend on her :) "Not Your Average Girl"Owner of Not Your Average Lounge~ Cabana's HotAss~Owned By Kiwic@ fubar

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Why should the girls have all the fun? Show this Wicked Master Vampire your devotion Restrictive wants to have the Spotlight Won't you help him out? Rate, add, fan or Bling him Help him get the Spotlight! LETS GET HIM THERE! Restrictive™@ fubar

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+The choice is this: Jan. 20th (Sat) $25 now, $28 @ door for: Dark Funeral Enslaved(FVCK YEAH) Abigail Williams OR Feb. 17th (Sat) $20 now $22 @ door for: Unleashed Krisiun(FVCK YEAH) Belphegor(FVCK YEAH) Cyanide Baptism Money is not the subject of debate...the band lineup is. Question is: Which show will be more kick-ass than the other? I might never know...+

Omgosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i have been wanting to get my hair colored red for a long time...i have a pale complexion, so i figured it'd work out for me. today i went through with it and got my mom to color my hair. not a mistake now mind you. i just didnt think it would turn out the color that it did (cranberry) and i sooooooooo love it. makes me look like a cross between a gothic chick and a punk rocker. lol suits my wild side i spose. kitty will soon take pics and post them and you all let me know what you think bout the hair... *hugz & kissez* to all my friends

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LOOK I TRIED DIS I'VE TRIED DAT I'VE TRIED GETTIN HIS ATTENTION I'VE TRIED CALLIN BACK I DONT KNO WAT IT IS I DONT KNO Y BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW FUCK LIFE FUCK EVERYTING NOTHIN MATTERS ALL I KNO IS DAT LIFE IS FULL OF LIES PEOPLE LIE ABOUT DIS PEOPLE LIE ABOUT DAT SO WATS DA POINT OF LISTENIN WEN UR REALLY NO PAYIN ATTENTION WELL ALL I KNO IS I THINK I LOVE HIM I THINK DIS IS ALL HAPPEIN OVA AGAIN I SHULD OF NEVA GOTTEN INTO AN DEEP CONVERSATION WIT HIM... (TO BE CONTINUED)

Omg 6 Of 6
OMG this is getting nuts, We here in colorado are on our 6 of 6 weekends of snow!! This is getting nuts, lol. I also found out that its suppose to get to 9 weekends. The snow isn't as bad yet as in my pics, but if it get's there, i'll post em :) or if it just looks pretty. Have a great day all and those in CO, stay warm!!

Omg Old Age! You Should Know This!
Just some info some one may be interested in. michellevarner.unfranchise.com Antioxidants Antioxidants act as cell protectors, working against the damaging byproducts created by oxygen during normal cellular metabolism. Antioxidants bind with these byproducts, known as free radicals, rendering them powerless before they can cause the cellular damage that can lead to more serious health issues. Isotonix® OPC-3™ Composed of grape seed, pine bark, red wine, bilberry and citrus extracts, Isotonix OPC-3 is a safe, nontoxic antioxidant that delivers unparalleled protection from free radicals and helps support the body’s circulatory system. Potent free radical scavenger & neutralizer Helps maintain healthy circulation Supports healthy blood glucose levels Primary Benefits: Promotes Cardiovascular Health by: Helping maintain healthy circulation by strengthening capillaries, arteries and veins Promoting / Supporting healthy nitric oxide levels Promoting / Sup

Omgoodness How Touching Plzz Read ......
OMGOODNESS HOW TOUCHING PLZZ READ I wanted to share w/u all a message I just got that broke me up What a heart And I do ask everyone PLZZZ go to her profile and say ty for McCayla THANK YOU JACKIE YOUR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON her message to me: Hi Hon, I just wanted you to know that I went to "Babyland" a section of a local cemetary where my firstborn is buried and added a pink teddy bear holding McCayla's picture to my daughters grave and planted some rosed in her honor.. May she rest in peace... Hugs~ Jackie ~ Jackie ~@ CherryTAP THANK YOU ROSIE,

Omg Omg Omg Babies!!
We have baby guinea pigs!! Our new one gave birth some time over the last two days to three babies. I haven't gotten a real good look at them yet - but they are black and brown just like the two we have. Upon closer inspection - we have one completely black one, one dark brown one, and one lighter brown one with a white patch on it's head. I have NO idea how to take care of baby guineas. *does research* Mason came tearing in here telling me there was a "mini Cricket" in the cage - I thought he meant a bug. We all went in there and there were babies tearing all over the cage, LOL. Aparently our older one is NOT a female. Pictures to follow as soon as I can get a better look! They are the most precious thing I've ever seen.

Omgomgomg
so I went to walmart to get fish as a surprise present for David...and Karen and I go to his house, and set the fish tank up and start cleaning his house....we open the door for some fresh air, and we see the cat david has been taking care of...it was so cute...Jon comes up, and this drunk guy follows him yelling and cussing...he FREAKED ME out so bad...karen wouldnt shut her mouth though, she had to argue with the drunk guy, and I just wanted to lock myself in the house haha, and then david came up and saved us from the freak.

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I am SOOOOOOOOO excited!!! My Nana is coming to visit! I know that sounds really juvenile, but now ask me if I care! My parents bought her a flight to come see us for her bought her a flight to come see us for her birthday so she'll be here in 17 days! For those of you who DON'T know...my Nana is one of my anchors. There are very few people in this world that will love you unconditionally and always be there for you no matter what...my Nana is one of those people. I can't describe our bond, but...it doesn't matter...cuz she's coming to visit...and I'm sooo happy. She lives just south of Houston and I haven't seen her in 3 years. My oldest daughter wasn't about to accompany me on that trip, so it's been even longer since she's seen her AND, of course, she's going to get to see the baby...which is HUGE because she's a BABY PERSON. My Nana is the grandmother everyone imagines...she's soft and pudgy and loving and soothing and funny and ADORES babies and children and alway

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I DONT THINK I'VE EVER HAD THIS BEFORE...I SHOULD HAVE SCREEN SHOT IT! "You’ve successfully completed the study. We have logged your responses and you now qualify for our $50,000 sweepstakes & 10,000 Cherry Bucks. Thank you for taking time out of your day to share your thoughts! We strive to make sure that you have the best possible survey taking experience. After all, your opinion always counts! Click here to go back to CherryTap"

Omg Omg Perv Alert
Sorry guys, I am the pervert. And I need to drop some comments on this pic for me so I can win a blast and pimp my self out for the world to see. I am behind. My bomber family is on vacation (my luck huh)..I need alot of help. If you get time sometime between now and Friday, I could use some help on this contest pic. I am way behind and sort of embaraased since I belong to a bomber family. LOL. I am over 2000 behind right now. Just if you feel like it or if you want to. Thanks :-) REPOST PLZ

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WITH 1/2 HOUR LEFT HERE ARE THE STANDINGS: Rates Lil Devil: 632 x5 = 3160 Comments-> 39011 Total Points: 42171 **OUR WINNER** Rates J-Roxx: 379 x5 = 1895 Comments-> 43449 Total Points: 45344 J-Roxx leads by 3173 im kind of at a loss for words. i feel incredibly loved...its a great feeling. thank you. in case you want to take one last look... love you guys!

Omg Omg!!!
Ok, so I am trying really hard to get some sleep, but it does not appear its going to happen anytime soon.... I have a certain someone on a bus right now, coming to see me...I am nervous as hell but also very excited that he is coming to see me.... I am not telling who, and probably won't until he leaves so I can see if its worth talking about....I think it is, but I'm not going to jinx it... I'm really not superstitious, but you never know in these situations...I don't talk too much about the people I plan to meet or am meeting, but I am really trying to find a way to wear myself out so I can get some damn sleep.... He will be here in about 11 hours....I can hardly contain myself....lol Ok, I quit rambling on now......I am going to go fold some laundry or something....

Omg One Happy Mom
So i try o teach my kids the rights and wrongs and other things in life well the other night me and my 4 year old went to walmart and there was them people ringing the bell outside for the kids and familys who cant afford christmas and my daughter asked mama what is he doing! So i told her that they was getting money for the Lil children who couldnt afford it shehad 5.00 from her piggy bank she was goin to buy her something but she looked at me and said mama can i give this to the kids i looked at my daughter and said yes u can hunny so she dropped in the bucket and said mama they can use it u can always give me more i was so proud of my lil girl cause was learning something i was teaching her! so today she can to me and asked for a box and i said what u need a box for she said so i can give them kids some of my toys so they will have some she goes cause u can always get me more!! im so proud of my lil girl right now so saturday i have to take her to drop all these toys off to the chil

Omg! Only In Berkeley! Planet California
For those that don't know the story, last year the US Marine Corps opened a recruiting office in Berkeley, CA. It caused quite a hubbub indeed! The City Council voted to ban Marine recruiting in their city, and sent the Marines an eviction notice. The Marines had taken the high ground and withstood the Council counter-attack. They held their ground, and the law was ruled unconstitutional by the California Appeals Court. Watch this Daily Show report. It is unbelievable to me the response to the reporter, an ex-Marine himself. Apparently some of these people never evolved past the 60's. I would never condemn anyone for their beliefs, especially something as noble as world peace. I am all for it. However, the reality of today's world is intolerance in the name of religion. IMHO, the most dangerous people in the world are those that wish to exterminate anyone that does not believe as they do. Especially if they are willing to sacrifice themselves to take a few non-believers

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So I was eatin a salad right now, and all over sudden I decided to look at the contents of my fork ( I wasnt lookin before, just eating it). And I saw somethin dark between the leaves. I looked closer, and its a gigantic fuckin furry moth, hiding in my fuckin salad! ANd I was about to chomp on it! Fuckin gross!! Gawd! I feel dirty!

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WAHOOOO PDS23 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! OKAY EVERY YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.. IT'S HIS SPECIAL DAY SO LETS MAKE HIM FEEL THAT WAY.. YOU ROCK SWEETIE.. DAMN I REALLY DO HOPE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.. IF NOT BLAME HELLCAT SHE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME IT WAS.. LOL THINK IM KIDDING.. NOPE.. WOW I'VE BEEN ON THIS BULLY ALL DAY.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. CLICK ON THIS ONE PIC RIGHT BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS PROFILE.. THANK YOU GUYS..

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AHH HAAAA MADE YOU LOOK...BUT FOR REALS....OMG! Guess What? IT'S WILD'S BIRTHDAY!!! Come Celebrate With Us... Join us This SATURDAY August 2nd, @ Mistr3ss House of Pain...Its's gonna be a Blast of a PARTY!!!!

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Meet AN Amazing women!!! She Is One Of My Very close friends!! She know what it means to be a TRUE friend!! OMG OMG LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO ME!!!!! SHE MADE MY PANTIES WET WITH RATES SO LET GO MAKE HER WET AS WELL!!!! OH WAIT I STOLE THEM HEHE BUT WE CAN STILL MAKE HER WET!!! Sultry Lady "Shadow Leveler" and "Fu-Angel"@ fubar http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh70/DJANGELLIPS/sexy-2-1.jpg This Pimpout brought to you by The One and Only, DarkAngel!! ♥ÐårkÄñgêl ♥ SDMF ♥ £µWï£ê ♥ R/L G/F †ð Ä¢ê ♥FOUNDER OF DARK SOCIETY@ fubar

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THIS IS CHERRY!!!! SHES A SUPER NICE PERSON IF YOU HADN'T HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET HER YET. SHE NEEDS A LITTLE LOVE TODAY GUYS.. SO FOR EVERYONE WHOS NOT SO BUSY IF YOU WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO RATE HER SOME AND ADD AND FAN HER TOO. THAT WOULD REALLY MAKE HER HAPPY.. I DO BELIEVE SHES OFFERING SOMETHING FOR RATES BUT YOU NEED TO READ HER BLOG ABOUT THAT.. SO THERE SHE IS RIGHT THERE GUYS.. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.. THANKS ALL JUST CLICK THIS PIC HERE PIMP OUT WAS BROUHGT TO YOU TODAY BY MIZZ SHADY.. HI GUYS.. OH YES I ALWAYS NEED LOVE.. SO STOP ON OVER TO MY PAGE TO AFTER YOUR DONE VISITING WITH CHERRY.. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

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I'm so freakin' excited! I have the opprotunity to land another weekly floral account...woot *dances* At first I thought it was for one arrangement per week, turns out to be FOUR and two large ones at that... *dances more* I believe the economy is begining to turn around again fvckers..I really do *spins in circles* (h) most of you, PoStal

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SO THIS GUY GETS IN MY SB....WE FUCK WITH HIM///He is currently nude on cam askin product for a tit shot *dies* Kloverlynn...: hello Kloverlynn...: we are the same person andrewshot585: that isnt a girl that is that guy who messaged me Kloverlynn...: give me incentive andrewshot585: show tits Kloverlynn...: it is me...i have a bad cam andrewshot585: tyhats a guy Kloverlynn...: that is me andrewshot585: i wanna see u not him im straight Kloverlynn...: I a

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Dear Baby Jesus, This morning I had an epiphany! Well, another one, anyway. Having invented derivative blings such as the Breast Cancer Awareness Month Booberang, and Godless mode this past week, I clicked on the "like" button and it was as if a ray of light had shown down from the sky (not to be confused with the morning sunbeam currently blinding my left eye). Fubar BINGO! Yes, though it should be called FUBAR since they have the same number of letters, but that's just one small bit of the larger picture. See, you can buy a FUBAR card and then you wait for the people on the card to flit by on the top of the screen, clicking the "like" button as you see them, and thusly marking them off on the card. The first person with a FUBAR wins the pot, which I neglected to mention the buy-in for each round. You can have fubuck bingo, and even bling credit bingo, seeing as the pot is comprised solely of credits by contributors. Anyway, that's all the thought I feel like putting into this r

Omg -- Phalic Nsfw Photos??
OMG!! I get home... sit at the computer with my glass of milk I am drinking before I head off to bed (after returning from work).... and, I get the dreaded NSFW marked message from CT folks. I would understand that if they were truly NSFW, but they were not. I can see if they are terribly offensive like the middle finger flashing in photos, which would be offensive to me, but I don't even mark those as NSFW, I simply don't rate and move quickly forward. This is really getting on the edge of obscene how people are deciding arbitrarily marking photos as NSFW. If my left side of my photo album seems dotted in red, it is. I have marked every album that I have even one photo as NSFW as the entire album as being NSFW and restricted them to friends, some have been restricted further to family members only. I am sure that someone will find something phalic in some of my other photos, and I just might go back after I wake up and mark all my albums as NSFW to be on the sa

Omg Please Delete Me Lmao
OMG!! its like being in grade school, "if you don't repost i wont be your friend" OMG, Im almost 50 yrs old. If that is all it takes to lose your friendship then its not really a friendship is it. So dont waste my time being a fake friend just for points. GO ahead Delete me NOW. I will only repost things that are worth reposting In my eyes. That is why I have the choice. And the other issue. How many Points someone leaves you. If they rate you a "1" be GLAD cause they may of not rated you at all. 1 is better then zero. The site gives us choice 1 thru 10 and if your a VIC you can give 11's. Choice, we all have it. Im thankful for 1 as I am for a 10. Rate what is in your heart. Its fine with me. Just thank you for taking time to come by and share my pics, the small part of my life I share. Ok, (stepping down off my soapbox...lol) Have a WONDERFUL CHERRY TAP Journey. Have fun , smile and enjoy the people out there that are REAL and Genuine and forgive t

Omg People It Wasnt About You.......
jeeezeee ok look the last blog was not aboout any of you it was about my own persoal real life involving some one in my house. where i live get it damn it i got my shot box my immer and my email blown up by 30 people yelling at me not to assume they lied to me wow wtf is all i can say aside from what i told them if u didnt have summin to feel guilty about you would had jumped the gun n down my throut. back off and chill out if it was about you id a told you in privete chill peoples

Omg Part 2
I joined this site to get away from the drama of MySpace and my real life. I have so much going on and stuff I have to deal with, I wanted to come somewhere where I could meet some really cool people, which I have, and not have to deal with the bullshit. I know that's no matter where you go, but some places it's worse than others. Let me say this, I LOVE my LDC Family and all it's members, though I hardly talk to any of them. Same with Club F.A.R. I work F/T, I'm a single mom with a great boyfriend, and like most, have a lot going on. I don't talk to everyone as much as I'd like but I know that if I need them, they're there. Same thing with me. If you need me, I'm here. By ALL means, shout me, PM me, whatever to get me if you need to vent or whatever. I can't promise to have the right answer, but I do promise to be an ear to listen, a shoulder to cry on and someone you can truly consider a friend. Two of my closest friends I met on here, and can vouch for that. I'm hopin

Omg Pottery Is Making Me Nuts!
WTF!!! Ok I have been a potter for 20 years hadn't thrown much for the past 10 but was able to pick up where I left off with out much trouble on size and stuff BUT every thing else has fought me every inch of the way! First my kick wheel gets messed up so I get an electric so I thought this is a good thing as I am getting older and don't like to work as hard LOL.. The first glaze load comes out like crap very under glazed so I get the next load ready & on the bisque firing one pot blows up and the kiln under fires so I glaze them and there just ok Ok next load bisque miss fires AGAIN but I glaze anyway MY BAD! The pots are just a little better then ok.. So we replace a burned out heating element wow now every thing should be great.. NOT! I put a load in yesterday for a bisque firing after waiting a week for the element to get here I flip my little switches every hour like I have for the past 20 years and 5 hours later the thing drops like it should, woo hoo I think I'

Omg Pls Read
hey my sweet candies and friends love u all so much i am so sorry i havent been online i have been deal with family problems and some of my own i will try to be on more. miss u guys so much ****MASSIVE HUGS*****

Omg...please Pray Or Me And Wish Me Luck!
*out of breath* No sooner than I hit the send button on the e-mail, I began typing this blog....I have just NOW sent my pictures off to BODacious Magazine...I am soooo nervous! If I don't make it, I'll go crazy! There are so many beautiful women out there and I'm scared! lol PLEASE PRAY for ME! I'm not spiritual, but this I need help on! My body is numb with...I guess anticipation! OMG...........*DIES OF RAPID HEART RATE* LOL PLEASE LEAVE ME SOME ENCOURAGING WORDS AND PLEASE CHECK OUT BODACIOUS! http://www.BODaciousMagazine.com Dazzy

Omg !! Perhaps This Blog Will Be My Last Lol
TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DINNER SOUR HERRING AT MY JOB AND I'M NOT SURE IF I'LL STAY ALIVE ;-D ------------------------------------- The surströmming premiere All countries have their own dreaded delicacies – insects, strange entrails and pieces of meat in various stages of decay. Sweden has the notorious sour herring (surströmming). Fermented herring Not all Swedes eat it, but the dish has become increasingly popular, even among gourmets. While sour herring is a Swedish tradition, it is also fair to say that those who eat it do so because they like the taste. No-one eats it for fun. The dish is made from the small Baltic herring, which is caught in the spring, salted and ‘soured’ (fermented) according to a time-honoured process. About a month before it is due on the table, it is packed in hermetically sealed tins, but fermentation continues, and in time the tins swell, both on top and underneath. By tradition, most producers are to be found along the coast of norther

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Defendants in W.Va. torture case to appear in court by The Associated Press Print StoryEmail StoryAfter a week of national attention on the rural community of Big Creek, six people charged with torturing a Charleston woman are scheduled to appear in Logan County courtrooms. But the proceedings may be delayed by defense attorneys recusing themselves from the case because of conflict of interest concerns. Four of the six -- Bobby Brewster, George Messer, Alisha Burton and Karen Burton -- are scheduled to appear Monday in Logan County Magistrate Court. Frankie Brewster and Danny Combs are scheduled for magistrate court appearances on Tuesday. Logan County Prosecutor Brian Abraham said at least two of the six public defenders representing the defendants have recused themselves, though, which could result in delays. Lawyers for Bobby Brewster and George Messer have filed motions to recuse themselves, because they represented one or more of the defendants in the past. The s

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Does a Wandering Eye Mean a Wandering Heart? {{interesting article I came across dee dee dee}} Posted Tue, Nov 06, 2007, 6:38 pm PST Men in the presence of women are like children in a toy store. We have our hearts set on that special one, but we are still dazzled by all the glittery objects around us - and we want to look here, there, and everywhere. Men are visual creatures, after all. We can't help but admire, appreciate, and applaud the beauty of the female form. But is it okay to admire others when we're in the presence of The One? Men's Health recently polled men on what they thought about ogling other women in the presence of their wives or girlfriends. 53 percent say that if the opening's there, they'll take it 28 percent say they'll do it only in extreme cases, or if wearing sunglasses 19 percent say they'd never do it, because they'd like to keep their parts properly attached Now, before the ladies out there get all up in arms over the wandering eyes, t

Omg People Are Dumb
OK LET ME SAYS THIS FIRST IM NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE I KNOW OR PEOPLE I LOVE TRUELY IM JUST MAKEING A GENERAL STATEMENT OMG SOME PEOPLE ARE INNOCENT ABOUT SHIT I MEAN PEOPLE WHEN SOME DOES SOMETHING THERE LIKE WELL WHY DID YOU DO THAT AND WHY DO WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN OUR SELVES ON FUBAR I MEAN THIS IS AN ADULT SITE AND WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE SO IN THE WHORLD ARE WE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN WITH THIS HIGH SCHOOL BUBBLE GUM BULLSHIT AND I LOVE HOW YOU GO IN LOUNGE ANS IT SAYS NO DRAMA AND THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE IN THERE CAUSEING SOME SORT OF IT AND ITS USALY SOMEONE WHO WORKS THERE WHICH IS REALY FUNNY WELL I JUST WANTED SAY GROW UP AND ACT LIKE ADULTS FOR A CHANGE WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE ALL IM SAYING IS ACT UR AGE FOR A CHANGE AND HAVE FUN WITH THIS PLACE STOP ACTING LIKE BABIES AND LITTLE KIDS I MEAN OMG WELL THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY FOR NOW TY FOR LISTENING AND TY FOR UR TIME

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We need to know this, please pass it on! IMPORTANT READ TOM JOYNER'S MORNING SHOW Tom Joyner wants this information to reach his listeners.. You have probably heard of 'NUD' as a result of the Tom Joyner morning show related to Comp USA . NUD (Non Urban Dictate) is the acronym for a very subtle and litt le-known marketing term specifically directed toward people of color. 'Non Urban Dictate' These three words essentially mean that a company is not interested in the Black consumer. A NUD label means that a company does not want their marketing and advertising materials placed in media that claim an urban audience (black folks) as their main target. There are legitimate reasons for companies not using urban radio. It may be that Blacks don't index high in certain categories or that a company's strategy is to market to the Black consumer down the road after they have established a strong position in their primary target. But, NUD usually means that a company is not inte

Omg People Are So Stupid ... Some One Said "12am Monday Is Tuesday" Hahaha Wth Is Wrong With People 12 Am Mon Is 12 Am Mon The Min It Turns Mo
OMG PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID ... SOME ONE SAID "12am monday is tuesday" HAHAHA WTH IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE 12 AM MON IS 12 AM MON THE MIN IT TURNS MON FROM SUNDAY 11:59 HAHA i showed him this at the time to try to show them that it is monday ... and he still didnt get it THE OFFICAL USA EASTERN TIME IS : 12:31am Monday (EDT) - Time in New York, United States of America HAHAHA IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THEM AND THEY SAY .... "12am monday is tuesday" HAHAHHA WHAT ARE THEY THINKING GEEZits like new years .... stroke of 12 is new day new year ... we dont wait till the end of newyears day haha its end of new years eve till it hits 12 p-s if 12 am monday is tuesday where the hell did monday go ? bahahha ohhhhh and he also tried to say that centeral time is 2 hrs ahead of eastern haha .... gosh i hope they were drunk or something no one can be that dumb

Omg Ppl For Once Heres The Truth!!!!!!!!.........rant #1 For Picking On The Lil Guy!
ppl that look @ my narly animation tags,these are just tags...just cuz they have somethings in them dooesnt make me that person..i am far from that ,many ppl on fubar can back me up on this matter,with this being said....for the last time too some ppl onhere that need too know tthis..... I AM NOT A **HACKER** i dont know any of it rather not either!

Omg Roflmfao
A young boy went up to his father and asked him: "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered: "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied: "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied: "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course,"

Omg, Ru Serious?
With oodles of fans, friends and as much family as one can handle...we all bounce around trying to catch up with the "real peeps" we enjoy. Not to mention the ever addicting venture for fan appreciation with rates, blasts etc... But one thing always catches my attention. If your hot and you know this...and you are so into this sight that you feel you have to upload 20 pics a day to keep someones head spinning...then why the fuck do you have to disclaim: "I need a blast, rate me first, money for pics..." for fucks sake you hookers! Look at Michelle Raven for example...she is so damn hot and puts all her pics out there for us yet has the respect to not ask for a thing in return. Hats off to ya girl!

Omg Reality!!
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, November 13: Security is important -- of course you want to feel like you know where you stand with your partner and vice versa. However, if either of you has to keep asking where that position is, there are other issues at hand. -------------------------- Wow the reality of this is amazing...

Omg Read If You Dare
I AM GOING CRAZY I MIND AS WELL LET IT ALL OUT HERE BECAUSE I GOT BANDED FROM THE FUCKING MUMMS SO YEAH IDC IF ANY ONE READS THIS IDC ANYMORE, I DONT CARE ABOUT LIVING, I DONT CARE ABOUT LIFE, I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYONE, ANYTHING, I DONT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. I TALKED TO MY FRIEND CRYSTAL.. I SWEAR TO GOD WE ARE FALLING APART IT FEELS LIKE IT.. I TALKED TO HER FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY IN OVER FUCKING 2 WEEKS.. ALL SHE COULD SAY WAS HI AND SHE HAD NO FUCKING REACTION TO MY FUCKING LIVER TRANSPLANT.. FUCK WHY DO I CARE WHY SHOULD I CARE ???? THEN SHE STARTS DATING A NEW GUY THAT WORKS IWTH HER THATS REAL FUCKING NICE AINT IT ??????? HER BOYFRIEND ACTUALLY LOVED HER, AND SHE TURNS ON HIM LIKE THIS.. WHO THE HELL WOULD DO THAT ??? WHO WHO WHO ???? NOT ME.. OMG PEOPLE !!!!! SHUT ME UP CUZ IM NOT GOING TO SHUT UP OTHERWISE.. I JUST BROKE THIS LAPTOP IM SUING CUZ IM SO FREAKING PISSED.. OMG UGH.. DONT TALK TO ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET THE SHIT TOLD OUT OF YOU.. IF YOU COME NEAR ME BE CAREFUL I

Omg Racoons!!!
Okay so i was just hanging out here, getting my "Fu" on, and I really needed a cigarette so I grab my pack, my lighter and head out onto the front porch. I sit down to light up my cigarette and i hear this growling...althought I thought it was just the water filter on the fountain clogging up (wow, I must be deaf!) Well as I was listening i thought...that's not the filter...I have heard that sound before.. and right about then I screamed to myself RACOON!! and I JUMPED up and ran in the house and slammed the door (Lol, i now think it's funny although at the time i couldn't really breathe I was so scared) and so.....now I'm here lol, blogging... Oh yea, I think it may be the same Racoon (A junior, aka teenager) that tried to get into the house a couple of nights ago, all because SOMEONE left the door open to the back porch! well when I went to close it he was only a few feet away Just looking and growling. what can you doo if it's just that one coon? I don't want to hurt him, I guess

Omg Read This!!!!
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. Or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings

Omg Really!?!?! Wtf Did This Happen!?
Motivational pictures are stupid. Reason:If you don't have the balls/overies to simply post in your OWN words what's bugging you on FB, then maybe the internet is not for you. The internet, and 35% of FB, is powered by cynical idjits, political/religious/societal/cultural venom, cats, and teenagers. the remaining 65%, are normal people and wiener dog pictures (AKA backup generators). This may seem like a mean spirited post brought on by some minor incident, but it's not. It's fact. Here is my view point on almost every hot button topic:the Big Bang:In the beginning, there was nothing. Then there was the Mother of God. She gave birth to God. God created a hyper condensed ball of matter and lit the fuse on that sucker. then he ran like hell, because the explosion was f***ing huge. He left the universe to it's own devices, and in various forms and miracles created many forms of religions and teachings. After that, he left us all the f*** alone, because he did more in seven days than we ha

Omg!! 9 Sleeps To Go!!!
Oh My God!!! There is only 9 more sleeps until im goin to the only P!ATD concert in New Zealand!!! Man i am so excited!!!!! I cant wait!! its gonna b so unbeleivably wicked!! wow yay theres just nearly one week to go!! Me n my bestie Aimee r gonna have so much fun!! Yus LOVE IT!! HEHE :D:D

Omg So Young
I just recived real sad news . A very good friend of mine from NY lost her daughter lastnight do to her boytriend shooting her in the head. Then killed 4 others over her not wanting to be with him anymore. I am so far away from her i cant even hold her and tell her how sorry i am . I know my friend for 20 years, She and i found out the same day we were going to be moms . my heart is so hurt right now that i cant be there. Her daughter christina was 19 just like my daughter and man i just could not see that happening to me. R,I P Christina

Omg Salutes?!? --mikes Bullitin
i just turned on a simple salute feature. you should find a 'tag a photo in this album as a salute!' link when viewing your galleries. when you tag a photo as a salute, it'll be verified, and if approved, flagged as a salute for the world to know you're real. people who flag photos which clearly aren't salutes, or are fake, will be removed from the site. you'll also find a new link on the home page (lower right corner) which'll take you to a page that displays the most recent approved salutes ... have fun! :D -mike

Omg...sooo Funny
OK so today my sister lexi was home all day and well she got a call and left...My puppy tinkerbell went upstairs well lexi usually shuts her door becuse tink chews things, So about 4 friends of mine come over and my brother stops by and well after about 10 min tink comes running downstairs with something in her mouth and Annie the other dog is trying to get it and well...Its lexis vibrator...OMG and its buzzing like crazy...I was stunned and the people i had over were so stunned and well my brother actually fell in the floor laughing his ass off....I went to grab it and they ran playing i had to chase them around the house and everyone laughing there asses off....SOOO FUNNY...I just grabbed it and threw it under sink and my bother couldnt wait to call lexi...When she got home she was sooo embarrassed because she said she left it under her pillow and tink must of made it go off when she jumped on her bed...SOO that was my day!! LOL Teach ya to close your door doesnt it?? LOL

Omg! So Happy!! =d
HEY FRIENDS, I JUST WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU MY AWESOME NEWS! FEW OF YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO BE SEEING MY GRANDSON FOR THE FIRST TIME OR AT LEAST I WAS IN HOPES OF SEEING HIM. WELL ONE FRIEND KEPT CLOSE CONTACT WITH ME (THANK YOU FLOYD) ~XOXO~ AND HE KEPT ME POSSATIVE AND YESSSSSSS! TONIGHT I GOT THE MOST WONDERFUL JOY I WILL EVER FEEL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! I GOT TO HOLD MY GRANDSON IN MY ARMS! HE IS BEAUTIFUL! OMG! HE IS AWESOME! I AM SO SO VERY BLESSED!IT IS AWESOME TO BE A GRANDPARENT AND I FEEL FOR THOSE GRANDPARENTS WHO HAVE NEVER GOTTEN TO SEE THEY'RE GRAND BABIES.I WILL GET TO HIM ONCE MORE BFORE HE GOES BACK HOME TO ANOTHER STATE.I WILL GO VISIT HIM THOUGH EVERY CHANCE I GET! I HAVE A PHOTO ALBUM I MADE OF OUR VISIT CALLED "SPENDING TIME WITH MY GRANDSON" SO PLEASE GO CHECK IT OUT! LOVE YA ALL!!!! ~SHERYL~

Omg!! Silent But Deadly! Lmao
WHY in the HELL do dog toots have to smell like something crawled up inside of them and died!?!? omgggggggg, one of mine keeps lettin em fly, and they're those damn silent but deadly one's , I wanna run away from them when they do it it's so bad! LMAO! ok, not that this was important , I'm just bored lmao

Omg Some People Are So F***ing Retarted
if you can help out at all please respond to Rock thanks From: RoCK Date: Apr 14, 2007 12:37 AM I am begging for someone to help out with an American Bulldog that is at the Scioto Pound. He is severely underweight, weighing only 49 pounds when he should probably weigh about 80 with his body frame. He is very very weak. I took him cephalexin and had them start him on panacur. I would be glad to help with the cost of vetting him but I can not bring him to my house to stay. (I could board him a few days at the vet clinic where I work) but every time I pull a dog like this I get stuck with them and I am unable to place them in a good home here is this county. This guy really deserves a second chance. He has really been a victim of neglect and cruelty. No dog asks to be treated like this. He probably lived his life on a chain and no remembered to feed him. He was found in a persons yard in this condition. No owner known. If you can help this guy please Vicki at c

Omg So True!
My score on The LONG Scientific Personality Test: ENFP - The Champion(You scored 63% I to E, 42% N to S, 23% F to T, and 57% J to P!)Your type is known as the Champion type, which is part of the larger group called idealists. Nothing occurs that does not have some deep and ethical significance in your eyes. You see life as an exciting drama. You are very charismatic, yet tend to be too harsh on yourself for not being as genuine as you think you should be. 3% of the population shares your type. As a romantic partner, you need to talk about what is going on in your life. You are a strong supporter for your partner's efforts to grow and change and be happy. You need to feel that same support from your partner. Expressive, optimistic, and curious, you are eager to enjoy new experiences with your partner, whom you wish to be your confidant and soul mate, as well as play mate. You are uncomfortable sharing negative emotion, though, and tend to withdraw from confrontation and proces

Omg So True...i Need A Man
Wondering about what might have been will just give you a headache in the here and now. Drop your doubts and stop obsessing about the past. Instead, think about ways to make your life better right now.

Omg Someone Stop This Girl From Breeding!!
ok the following is the email i since to some girl who felt she needed to come uninvited to my page and downrate a pic of mine. could this girl really not know why i was just a wee bit pissed? Umm no i dont have a prob. but obviously you do. so whut are you ranting about? On 5/24/2007, mordechai@cherrytap.com wrote: >hey bitch you have a problem ? you dont have someone who loves you? welll i dont really give a shit one way or another! so fuck off!~*~Anti-Cupid Shattered Soul~*~GraveYard Guy~*~GraveYard Family~*~ This is a Perfect example why blood relations should never mate! Lil Xo Laguna@ CherryTAP

Omg! Soooooo Happy!!!!!!
I get to see super pig tonight!!! Yay! I love the way he beats it up! hahaha! Nobody does it better! I'm so in lust with him...... He turns me on sooooooooooooooo much! Horray for metro pd. hahaha! Love to eat pork! (da other WHITE MEAT!)

Omg...so Funny
FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOME! N? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

Omg So Sad And True
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ♥"ALEXIS MARIE♥ Date: Aug 1, 2007 2:45 AM -----------------From: ~*~TONYA~*~Date: Jul 31, 2007 9:33 PM..From: Toojie 2.6+KDate: Jul 31, 2007 8:41 AM:[MICHAEL VICK ; YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIMEE .DO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PITBULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ? ..............MAYBE THIS ? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH? ....MOST DEFINATELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFERAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT'S WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PITBULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST ISN'T RIGHT. PITBULLS SHOULD BE BOUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIROMENT & PL ACED WTH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pitbulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to wether or not the pitbull BECOMES one,

Omgs!!!!
My 1st MuMM I posted up and what do I get but a bunch of BS from crying babies. SNAKES OF CHRIST!!! ->~Smokin Dj...: its gone and so is my VIC. thank you please G33K 1N 73H P1NK: thanks ->~Smokin Dj...: GODS. GET OFF MY CASE PLEASE> I understand. G33K 1N 73H P1NK: please do keep in mind the mumm format, if it is phrased as a mumm a lot will get through ->~Smokin Dj...: I did it. THANX! G33K 1N 73H P1NK: you dont want me to do it for you ;) G33K 1N 73H P1NK: please delete your existing mumm here: fubar.com... G33K 1N 73H P1NK: and mumms are rarely flagged for actual NSFW, its usually because its not a real mumm G33K 1N 73H P1NK: thats all that is asked ->~Smokin Dj...: working on that G33K 1N 73H P1NK: if you are careful, you can word a poll into a valid mumm G33K 1N 73H P1NK: I dont make the rules, I have been asked to keep mumms true G33K 1N 73H P1NK: mumm is not a poll G33K 1N 73H P1NK: mumm = make up my mind ->~Smokin Dj...: Thanks again for the warning. I'm abo

Omg-short, Sweet, And To The Point.
Well, I had a doctors appointment today, and I am 8 weeks and 2 days pregnant. I am excited. I am hoping for a boy, but as long as "its" healthy, I dont care. I havent told my family yet, just a few friends. Wish me luck.

Omg!!! She So Rocks Out Loud!!!
My sis so rocks! Persia bought me a VIP for her birthday. Who else would buy someone else a present for their own birthday? OK now I have a month worth of 11s to hand out. Who wants some? Anyone want to be in my Fam-bul-ly?

Omg Sin Is Cleaning!
Ok, that's really only funny if you know me enough to know i never cook or clean lol :p anyhow that's referring to my albums, i deleted a couple of them after moving the pictures mainly to default. Why? you ask... Apparently most of you have too much trouble opening SFW albums. Now it's nice and easy, RATE the DAMN DEFAULT! yes, i'm being a point whore... why? because i sit there and make all these pretty pictures for you, and all you give a crap about is seeing anything a bikini would cover. Seriously, RATE THE SFW'S. i also added (mixed sfw and nsfw) to the end of album titles because apparently if it's not a fully nsfw tagged album, you STILL don't open it. no this isn't directed towards everyone, i know there's about .5% of my friends that actually rate everything... (that's not a typo, it really is only about half a percent)... to the other 99.5% of you, please at least rate the default if you're not going to rate the rest of the sfw's. anyone that whines

Omg.....stang Closed The Undergroundd!!!
Not on a wild bet but we have been forced to move it!! We are planning our grand re-opening so drop in, subscribe so you are on board for the cool give aways we have planned!! Click the banner, hop and and subscribe, that way you don't miss a beat in the sexiest lounge on FUBAR. What do YOU have down under?.....PLEASE REPOST SO YOUR FRIENDS CAN GET IN ON THE FREEBIES TOO!! ۞Stang۞FU BAD B!TCH۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar

Omg So True!
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Saturday, October 20: Figuring out where this relationship is can be a headache, especially if you use other people's standards as a measuring tool. Toss all magazine articles and self-help books out the door. What matters are your standards.

Omg So Confused
SHADY'S CONTEST PIMP OUT!!! THIS IS JUST A FEW OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN BOMBING FOR MY CONTEST SINCE IT STARTED.. OKAY I JUST CAN'T DO IT.. OUR TEAMS SHOULD BE ON HERE ALSO.. SO LETS DO IT. YOUR STILL CUTTING ME SOME SLACK HERE CAUSE IM NOT ADDING YA.. YOU ALL FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURSELF ON THIS LIST.. YOU KNOW IF YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS LIST OR NOT.. AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE.. SO IF YOU DO ADD YOURSELF IM GETTING TIRED HERE.. I WANT EVERYONE WHO BOMBED MY CONTEST LISTED HERE.. I JUST KNEW IT WAS GONG TO BE SOME MAJOR HARD WORK DOING IT BUT IF YOU ADD YOURSELVES THEN ITS NOT HARD WORK FOR ME.. DO IT I WANT YOU ON THIS LIST... EVERYONE HAS BEEN WORKING SO HARD.. TO TOP THE LIST RIGHT HERE IS NO ONE OTHER THEN MISTER REBLEBREED HIMSLEF.. WITH A PERSONAL SALUTE HE MADE FOR ME.. MISTER REBELBREED ~RebelBreed~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of Fubar@ fubar THIS IS ME MY CONTEST LINK.. PLEASE IF YOU CAN BOMB SWING BY AND GIVE ME A TEN RATE.. THANK YOU.

Omg Stop Already
THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY...WITH ALL THE SHIT IM GOIN THROUGH RIGHT NOW, AND IF YOU READ MY BLOGS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...IM SICK AND GOD DAMN TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT, AND THEN WHEN EVERYONE RUNS AND BEGS THEM NOT TO, AND THEY GET THHE RATES AND SHIT, THEY STAY..OR THEY JUST MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT..IF YOLUR LEAVING, FINE, LEAVE A YAHOO OR SOMETHING SO THOSE THAT WANT TO CAN ACTUALLY GET AHOLD OF YOU, IF NOT, STFU AND LEAVE ALREADY... THE NEXT ONE OF MY FRIENDS THAT I SEE HAVING THAT STATUS, AND YOU DONT, OR DONT HAVE A DAMN GOOD EXCUSE FOR IT, IM DELETING YOU FGOR BEING A LIAR AND A FAKE... GROW UP ALREADY, YOU KNOW HOW MANY SITES I HAVE JUST UP AND LEFT CAUSE I DIDNT LIKE EM?? AND I DIDNT SEND OUT MASS MESSAGES SAYING IM LEAVIN 80 FECKING TIMES... I HAVE TO MANY REAL LIFE PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW TO WORRY ABOUT WHO IM OFFENDING, IF YA DONT LIKE IT, TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST..OTHERWISE GROW UP, AND DEAL WITH IT.. PS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAVE A NICE DAY

Omg Sooo Sexy
Ok one thing on here that Bugs the living hell out of me is guys who call me names like hot sexy omg you look sooo good. Reality check ? No I am not hot sexy or any of the above or otherwise words that describe that. I can safely say I have never been hit on in person 1 time, and yea thats true. I can also safely say I am Ugly, Not everyone can be beautiful or beautiful in their own way, bs. Some people have to be ugly and different , such is life Ive accepted im the different one. Yes im beautiful on the INSIDE but thats about it. Dont try and convince me otherwise because to me its just smoke out of your ass. I wont be the girl someone goes head over heels for, just a second option to mess around with because apparently thats all guys think im good for, and when i tell them i dont do that and I want a real relationship They dissapear. So before you waste your breath calling me names thinking im going to do something with you, STOP. Btw my favo

Omg Spike
HA HA YES EVERYONE ITS SPIKE ITS HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY.. WELL YESTERDAY REALLY.. THE 11TH. I'M ALWAYS JUST A FEW HOURS OR MAYBE A DAY OR SO LATE BUT I DIDNT FORGET.. EVERYONE GO WISH SPIKE A GREAT BIRTHDAY.. GO ADD HIM IF YOU DONT ALREADY HAVE HIM AS A FRIEND AND LOVE HIS PAGE AND FAN HIM TOO.. HES ONE OF THE MOST COOLEST GUYS ON FUBAR... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPIKE.. YOU KNOW MIZZ SHADY LOVES YA..

Omg Shes Such A Freaking Slut!!!!
OH WOOPS WRONG BLOG.. AH SHIT OH WELL. DARN IT.. WELL SINCE I HAVE YOU HERE AND ALL TAKE A SEC TO READ THIS.. PRETTY INTERESTING.. I DO NOT KNOW EITHER OF THESE TWO LADIES.. IN FACT I WAS JUST MADE AWARE OF THIS BY KAYLA TODAY.. WOW.. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO HELP THIS WOMAN OUT SO BAD.. I REALLY DON'T KNOW BUT I DO... PLEASE READ THIS MUMM AND ALL THE COMMENTS THAT GO WITH THIS MUMM AND THEN YOU TELL ME WHY YOU THINK IT IS THAT I WANT HER TO WIN THIS.. PLEASE RATE HER WITH ALL YOU GOT AT HAPPY HOUR.. I HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY HELPING HER OTHER THEN I FEEL ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO IF I CAN IN DEED MAKE A DIFFERENCE HERE.. I HOPE I CAN.. PLZ HELP IF YOU WOULD.. TY TY ~PebblesinAZ~Co-Owned by Tappinit & Emanon! xoxo Co founder of THE FREAK SHOW! Woot! XOXO Read my Bl@ fubar THE MUMM YOU ALL SHOULD READ.. OMG WOW FOCCUS ON THE COMMENTS BEING SAID.. HUM WOW http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=360118#

Omg She's Such A Bitch (cherry Loves Me :d)
FUBARIANS I HAVE A REAL FRIEND HERE! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, SEXY AND NOT TO MENTION AN AWESOME FRIEND! GO BY HER PAGE! RATE, FAN, ADD AND CRUSH HER!!! SHE WILL RETURN THE LOVE WITHOUT A DOUBT! ¤Ła$Ŧ♠oƒÅ♠D¥inßŖΞΞd¤Madam of Pu$$yCat Playmates@ fubar SHE AND I BOTH ARE OWNERS OF PIANOMAN'S PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES! MAKE SURE U DROP IN ON THE HOMEPAGE AND SEE WHATS NEW AND EXCITING WITH OUR 12 HOTTIE PLAYMATES, 4 CO-OWNERS, 5 PIMPS AND THE MADAM LAST OF A DYING BREED! homepage for the ~Pianoman's Pu$$yCat Playmates®™@ fubar NOW DON'T FORGET TO STOP IN ON LIL CHERRY WHEN UR DONE HOOKIN MY GIRL UP WIT SOME GOOD OL RATES! BESIDES SHE'S THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE THESE DAMN THINGS! Cherry~ Amitekyuman ~@ fubar

Omg She Is Up On The Auction Block For The First Time
Come own this wonderful lady! It is her first time up on the auction block! Do you want to own someone sweet, caring, giving, and really fun to be around? Well here is your chance! This is her first time up on the auction block and she is a bit nervous! So go show her some love and bid on her. She is a wonderful person to know. Also as the bids go up higher and higher so will the offers!!! This Pimpout Brought To You By! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~@ fubar

Omg She's Covered In Shit!!!
While the adults in the scenerio were carying on their ghetto soap opera, their children were growing up. My grandmother's kids: April, Tracy, Fred, Teresa, Eddie, Brenda (my mother), Little Jackie, Freda, and Frida; were Growing up with my grandfathers kids: Michael, Donnie Jr (my father), Nijea, Nicole, and and Nichelle. My grandmother, due to her affair, was disfellowshiped from the kingdom hall, and with my brutal grandfather gone, Grama Jackies kids, were able to spent much more time with Grampa lamb's kids. As grandma jackie was too consumed with her personal drama to teach her daughters the "birds and the beas" her youngest teenaged daughters, unaware of what a period even ment, Brenda (14) and Teresa (15), both became pregnant. And while it was a shame that the righteous sister jackie's teenaged daughters were pregnant, the bigger shame was that the father of one of her daughters children, was the son of "the love of her life" My mother, had been a track star, an A

Omg, She Is 40!!!!!
This woman should need NO introduction!! But for those of you who are clueless.... Meet Kat1114 AKA "Kathy" This is an amazing and wonderful woman!! Just so happens that Today is her 40th Birthday!!!! Yea I know... She doesn't look a day over 21, Huh? LoL You can't imagine what a kind and generous woman Kat is!! She gave me an unbelievable present on my 30th Birthday!!! I only wish I could give her something just as amazing!!! You will never know what that meant to us!! She recently worked her a$$ off to get me to prophet so lets see if we can get her there soon!! She is on Auto 11's right now so go spank her hard!! Bling her!! It is her birthday afterall!! i would love to see her make it today!!! she sooooo deserves it!!! Kat1114 "OMG I'M 40!!"

Omg She Did Not!!
The Chicken Dance - Dance Party Favorites ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Begs for forgiveness NOW!! Is it stuck in your head? Did you find yourself doing the chicken movements? If so good, my job for the day is done! Have a good Sunday!

Omg Santa Crashed In The North Pole Today!
NEWS ALERT FROM THE NORTH POLE...CHRISTMAS IS POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. SANTA CLAUS WAS SEVERELY WOUNDED TODAY WHEN THE SLEIGH HE WAS FLYING CRASHED ON TAKE-OFF. MRS. CLAUS SAID IN A INTERVIEW SHORTLY AFTER THE INCIDENT THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS, AS OF YET, BUT PRELIMINARY INDICATIONS POINT TO A LOSS OF POWER JUST BEFORE TAKE OFF WHICH CAUSED THE NEW SLEIGHT TO DIP SHARPLY TO THE RIGHT SIDE CATCHING A RUDDER IN A CRACK ON THE RUNWAY WHICH RESULTED IN ONE HELL OF A MESS FOR HER TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP. MRS. SANTA WENT OFF THE RECORD AND SAID THESE WORDS...I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS TRYING TO PROVE AT HIS AGE...I HAVE TRIED FOR YEARS TO GET HIM TO LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER BUT HE INSIST EACH YEAR THAT IT IS GOING TO BE HIS LAST BUT HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO FACE THE FACTS THAT HE IS GETTING TOO OLD AND TOO FAT TO KEEP THIS UP MUCH LONGER. I THINK PERSONALLY THAT HE IS ADDICTED TO THE COOKIES. SANTA IS EXPECTED TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY IN 6 TO 8 WEEKS WHICH WILL PUT CHRIST

Omg!! So Happy!!
So the county's public schools are closed tomorrow which means no lab at the elementary school. Then my professor writes and says class is cancelled altogether!! Since I work at a public high school in the afternoon, I have no work tomorrow afternoon. Which means I have THE ENTIRE DAY OFF tomorrow!!! *does the happy dance* Yes, be jealous, VERY jealous! Although, I have plenty of homework I'll be doing tomorrow.

Omg Surveys!!!! Questions~ahhh~
What is your full name? What is your birthday? What is your favorite color? Are you spoken for? What is your biggest fear? What is your most embarrassing moment? Do you love someone? Can you eat cereal without sugar on it? Do you like coffee? If so how do you take it? Are you interested in the opposite sex or same sex? If you were to win the lottery what would you spend the money on? How old do you think a child should be before they are left home alone? What was your greatest wake up call in life? How many children do you have? Do you like sex? What is your favorite position? How many sexual partners have you been with? What is the kinkiest place you've ever had sex? How many times have you been caught? Are you glad the questions are over? I'd like to get to know you! Leave a comment with the answers or post this as a blog yourself and answer! Thanks!

Omg So Freakin Funny ....lol
WARNING: BEFORE you read this, go use the restroom... & DO NOT have liquid in your mouth...just in case. ;) Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. ... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back

Omg This Is Funny
Before work yesterday I was going to shave and shower. Doesn't seem like to much of a task as I do it often. Well my nephew is visiting us for a month as I've mentioned before, and he thought he was going to take a bath with me. However I have my bath water way to hot for any child let alone some men. So the little wonderful child that he is says ok I'll watch you then. I tried the whole but buddy I don't want you to see me naked idea. He laughed and said, But I've seen you naked before so I'll just watch. I can't argue with that so he starts talking about his daddy and watching what I'm doing. I start by shaving my legs. Nothing unusual about that, and being the four year old that he is asks, Why do you shave your legs? I answered because I like having nice smooth soft legs buddy. After I get done shaving he feels and says oh that's nice. He starts again talking about how he wants to be daddy for Halloween. Then I start shaving my underarms. Again he asks me why I shave there. I

Omg- The Things You Find When You're Cleaning Out Your Computer... [[w/ Pix]]
So today I was going through the pictures on my laptop and started deleting pictures that I didn't give a shit about anymore for some reason or another. I wasnt seeing anything too thrilling but THEN I came across a few pictures from Christmas of like...2002. Which made me like 15 years old and my bro 13. It was just WEIRD! I had my short, blonde hair and everything! so here...I figure they were worth sharing...especially if you haven't seen me with blonde hair before.[[WARNING! they're a litte scary]] Me- 15 years old w/ my natural hair color...see why I dye it? haha and my bro at 13 looking fucking retarded...made me laugh so hard. Wow, how times have changed. Thank GOD! haha xoxo- Jaycee

Omg This Poem Is So Sad
I'm eating breakfast Sitting in my chair Today there are no bruises on my face And that is rare. I yearn comfort and affection Happiness and love Instead over my mouth I feel someone's glove. A gloved hand Pressing hard against me I can't help it The wails come free. But today it is peaceful All day long I play Making stick figures Out of clay. But now it is tonight And he is home And suddenly I am Left all alone. Where did my mummy go? I hear a slamming door. He picks me up in his arms I start to shriek-can't stay calm. He shouts at me to be quiet Tells me not to make such a riot. Then I feel it on my face-SLAP I feel it on my belly-WHACK I think one of my ribs is about to break I don't know how much more I can take. He throws me on the chair And slowly strips me bare. Why is he touching me there? Why is he pulling my hair? Why are his hands roaming all over me? Why wont he let me free? What is that hard thing pressed against me?

Omg This Kid Is Only 15!!!/this Asshole Is Handing Out 9s/ My Pussy Hurts!
Yeah... and? What the fuck do you want me to do about it? How about clicking feedback! and reporting them? Seriously, posting their link isn't going to accomplish a damn thing, other than giving them the attention they want. Hell, it might even result in you getting kicked off the site, since harassment is against the rules.

Omg They Fit!
So, Like I bought a new pair of jeans that were 2 sizes too small =) thinking i'd fit into them when I had lost more weight. Today I tried them on and OMFG THEY FIT! *dances* this feels so good I finally feel like i'm getting back into the swing of things. I've never been a thin girl, I've always been thick but if I keep it up the way I'm going, I'm gonna have a nice stacked figure come this summer, I can't wait to show it off =P~~ Have a good weekend I know I will ;) hehe. *Mwah* Jen

Omg They Rawk!
Add them all and love em!! I have over 2000 friends. I don't hear from many of you. I dont get close to people in general. I learned a long time ago about internet friendships. REAL friends stand by you and that is so very Important. REAL friends try and help eachother out.Recently I had tried to help two of my friends out..but i wasn't able to repair thier friendship. I have always been one to work things out...there is no reason to be bitter in this life...its too short for bitterness. þ£ªÿFµ£GøÐ@ CherryTAP PlayfulGod--DJ my love..my best friend..I love you! Shell@ CherryTAP Shell--Can you believe this is our 2nd year as friends? Boy time flies!! You are the sweetest person and people need to see that more. Shell is wonderful and look beyond her pics. Too many of you guys are just after a piece of ass and dont realize that we are people!I love you!! BFF ~JellyBean~@ CherryTAP Jelly-- You are a sweetheart and a great friend. Don't let others get you down. If someone gives up

Omg Thas Funny Its Me
The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf) Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you. Your exact opposite: Half-cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that po

Omg Too Cute..haha Chicken Sandwiches
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her! She said "Oh, my Go

Omg This Needs To Be Stopped!
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Omg The Countdown Is On
well i've just looked at the calendar & it's only 7 days til i get my head shaved. i didn't even think anything of shaving my hair off when i nominated to shave it at the start *as i was doing it to support friends who had suffered from leukaemia* but now that the time is getting closer i'm getting nervous & realising that i'm losing a HUGE part of my identity. my hair is one of the first things people notice about me due to its length *i measured it recently with a neighbour & it turns out it's actually half my height (for those who don't already know, i'm 6' tall so that's a lotta hair)* anyways i'm gonna leave this here & wish me luck with it all:D luv's ya's all muahhhhhhhh

Omg This Asshole Gave Me A 9!
The scale goes 1-10, with numbers in between, for a reason. If you get all bent out of shape when someone gives you something less than a 10, maybe you shouldn't be on a rating site. If you want a simpler rating system, you can join bangme.net. Of course, you'll probably bitch about any "no" votes you get.

Omg They Rawk!
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Omg This Is So True!
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time

Omg...too Funny...
> There were two old men living in the backwoods of the Ozarks > .... Rufus and Clarence. > > They lived on opposite sides of the river, and they hated each > other. Every morning, just after sun-up, Rufus and Clarence > would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at > each other. > > "Rufus!!" Clarence would shout. > "You better thank yor lucky stars I cain't swim .... or I'd swim > this river and whup your behind!!" > > "Clarence!!!" Rufus would holler back. > "You better thank YOUR lucky stars that I cain't swim .... > or I'd swim this river and whup your skinny behind!!!" > > This happened every morning for twenty years. > > One day the Army Corps of Engineers comes along and built a > bridge. > > Still, every morning, every day for another five years this > yelling across the river goes on, even with the bridge. > > Finally .... Mrs. Rufus had had enough. > > "Rufus!" she squallers one day. "I cain't take no more!! > Every day

Omg The Pain !!!
Fuck Me ............... sorry for the foul language but FUCK FUCK FUCK !!! First off I burnt my elbow today when I was playing with fire. Was doing a back drop spin with my staff when I misjudged the flames hence dropping the flame on my elbow - OWCH !!! Second I have a pinched something in my lower back and it has got to be the worst pain I have ever felt in my life OMG worse than nipple and septum piercings COMBINED - OWCH !!! I hurt in so many ways right now - help !!!

Omg.... This Isnt Right
YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PITBULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ? ..............MAYBE THIS ? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH? ....MOST DEFINATELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFERAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT'S WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PITBULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST ISN'T RIGHT. PITBULLS SHOULD BE BOUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIROMENT & PL ACED WTH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pitbulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to wether or not the pitbull BECOMES one, due to wether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pitbulls, really, are as SWEET as can be ;below are pictures of pitbulls who were bred in a SAFE & peaceful, caring enviroment.THEY'RE AS GENTLE & LOVING AS EVER.........So what I'm asking is....h

Omg...these Are Attorneys??
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, vood

Omg This Is It
[Nelly] uh-uh check'it check'it uh-uh-uh [Kelly] I, love you and I, need you Nelly I, love you, I do Need you [Chorus] No matter what I do, All I think about is you (uh-huh) Even when I'm with my boo, Boy, ya know I'm crazy over you No matter what I do, All I think about is you, even when I'm with my boo, Ya know I'm crazy over you [Nelly] Uh-uh-uh-uh I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me And(uh) she got the hots for me, the finest thing my hood has seen But oh, no, no, she's got a man and a son doh'ohh But that's o.k. cause I, wait for my cue and just listen, play my position like a short stop, pick up everything mommy hittin And in no time, i'm gonna make this friend mine And that's for sure Cause I, I've never been the type to break-up a happy home But(uh) somethin' bout baby gurl, I just can't leave alone So tell me ma what's it gonna be she said---- [Kelly] You don't know what you mean to me [Chorus] No matte

Omg This Is Outrageously Infuriating!!!
wmode="transparent">" I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR BEAUTY! THIS GIRL ENTERED A BRA AND PANTY CONTEST, AND SHE WON HANDS DOWN! WITHIN A DAY, SHE HAD OVER 5,000 COMMENTS ON THE PIC. THE ASSHAT THAT HELD THE CONTEST REFUSED TO PAY UP, SO SHE DIDN'T GET THE 7 DAY BLAST THAT SHE WAS PROMISED! HOW IN THE HELL CAN ANYONE WANT TO SCREW THIS GIRL OVER? SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART, AND DESERVES THE WIN! So now she is out of a blast, has wasted all her time in promoting and bombing the contest she entered, and she's sitting here all by her little sexy lonely self! GO SHOW HER ALL YOUR LOVE!!! I KNOW NOT ALL OF YOU ARE STINGY ASSES! I AM PIMPING HER OUT BECAUSE SHE IS WORTH IT! YOU SHOULD SEE TO IT THAT SHE GETS ALL THE FUBAR LOVE THERE IS TO GIVE HER! OH YEAH... DID YOU NOTICE THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE VIP??? FIX IT IF YOU CAN! ♥MÂЯ¥JÂÑΞ™♥ Ï.β.Ï.Ç.♥ ÇΘΘĶÏЄ™@ fubar WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU SHOULD HAVE G

Omg This Is So0o Like A Guy!!!
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was