Before work yesterday I was going to shave and shower. Doesn't seem like to much of a task as I do it often. Well my nephew is visiting us for a month as I've mentioned before, and he thought he was going to take a bath with me. However I have my bath water way to hot for any child let alone some men. So the little wonderful child that he is says ok I'll watch you then. I tried the whole but buddy I don't want you to see me naked idea. He laughed and said, But I've seen you naked before so I'll just watch.
I can't argue with that so he starts talking about his daddy and watching what I'm doing. I start by shaving my legs. Nothing unusual about that, and being the four year old that he is asks, Why do you shave your legs? I answered because I like having nice smooth soft legs buddy. After I get done shaving he feels and says oh that's nice.
He starts again talking about how he wants to be daddy for Halloween. Then I start shaving my underarms. Again he asks me why I shave there. I asked him if wanted to see a hairy monster when I waved to him. He said no and went back to talking about Halloween.
Then I went to shaving one last part of me so I'd be nice and smooth everywhere. For some reason I was thrown off when he asked why I shaved there. I had to think a lil bit about this one and said because I like my body nice and smooth and couldn't help the blush that creeped up my face. The sweet lil child that he is the asks, so does this mean you're going to shave your head?
I had a ready answer for this and I thought it was a good one. I said no buddy because Mr. Hank likes to run his fingers through my hair and play with it. To which my darling lil nephew asked, well why doesn't he like to play with all your hair? That's when I called for Aunt Heather and had her take him to watch cartoons.
So that was my joys of shaving last night. What did I learn?? DO NOT let your 4 year old nephew watch you shave. Send him and all his questions to his daddy no matter what.
Love
Stace
