Fubar Blog Posts 2

Of All The Women You Slept With
Of all the women you have slept with, why not me? Have you no idea how beautiful you are to me? How much I want you, for how long I have wanted you? For as long as I have known you, I have wanted to gaze into the depths of your eyes, mine the secrets that live there. I want to run my fingers through your hair, feel the softness of your hair contrasting with the tautness of your scalp. I want to trace my forefinger along the line of your lips, feel the prickle of your whiskers against my palm, against my cheek. I want to touch my lips to yours, tease your tongue with mine, click my teeth against yours. Oh, and how much I want to feel your chest, the tensing and relaxing of your muscles, the tightness of your little pink nipples when I use my tongue to play with them. Do you know, over the many years I have known you, how you have developed your pecs, from flat and boylike to the sweeping curves of a god? How patches of hair have sprung up on your chest, just begging for my fi

Of All The Friends
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you! SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FAMILY & FRIENDS AND BACK TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU... IF YOU GET! IT BACK... THAT PERSON IS YOUR TRUE FRIEND!! SEND IT TO THIS MANY AND GET: 0) NEVER GET KISSED AGAIN 1) GET A PECK ON THE FOREHEAD 2) GET A PECK ON THE CHEEK 3) GET A PECK ON THE LIPS 4) GET A KISS 5) GET A HUG 6) GET A REALLY BIG HUG 7) GET A KISS AND A BIG HUG 8) GET KISSED & HUGGED 10) GET ALL THE ABOVE AND WHATEVER YOU WANT!! OK YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO SEND Just leave your "send back" reply here!

Of All The Luck.....
WELL OF ALL THE ROTTEN SHITY LUCK I STOOD IN THERE AND BAKED THOSE 100 MOTHERFUCKIN CUPCAKES AND DIDNT IT CUM A LIL TINY BIT OF SNOW AND THEY CANCELLED SCHOOL ,......I AM NOT A HAPPY MOM....LOL.....OH BUT ITS VALENTINES DAY SO HAPPY HEARTS EVERYONE MAY CUPID STICK AN ARROW IN YOUR ASS!!!!! LOTS OF XOXOXO....OH WOW I JUST LEARNED SUMTHING IN MUMM LAND DONT BE STUPID YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS RAGED EVERYTIME! NOT ME PERSAY BUT ONE OF THE MUMMS I READ THEY WHERE REALLY GETTING THERE ASS CREAMED HAHA!! SO HOW WAS THE DAY VERY INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST I LEARNED VERY LITTLE LOL....BUT IM TRYING TO DECIDE IF I WILL EVER GET RID OF THIS LOUSY HEADACHE AND IT HAS COME TO ME NO I WONT EVER! WELL IM OFF HERE FOR A FEW AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR BEING A PART OF MY LIFE IM A BETTER WOMAN FOR IT A LIL MORE EVEIL BUT BETTER OFF! LOL GOODNITE!!

Of All The Pool Halls In All The World...
...she had to walk into mine... And to think, if only I had stayed asleep and skipped nine ball league, she wouldn't be on my mind right now. The way her hair still doesn't move when it's up in that bun, no matter how angrily she storms off. The way her eyes shine as they creep over to the corner trying to catch me looking at her. The way I feel as she turns her back on me and tries to slip out without saying a word, thusly not allowing us to neither fight nor make up. I miss her. And I didn't want to miss her. Not now.

Of All The Things America Lost I Miss Its Manners The Most.
Ok, so this is a Rant. It's probably been said before, and will be said again; just read on anyway. I remember a time when it was cool to be nice. It was correct and rewarded to have manners. I miss those times, Like those times it seems manners are long gone. Personally I find the lack of manners, or even politeness, completely ridiculous and repulsive. I know it's my up bringin' that's speaking when I perceive some slight of etiquette, or similar breach of ethical protocol. Frankly we all learned in Kindergarten( or at least SHOULD HAVE) the basic rules for "social interaction", but somewhere between then and graduation, and our eventual release from "scholastic captivity" we tossed those rules to the curb. Chivalry is an anachronistic concept isn't it, and if that concept is outdated and useless, then aren't manners? Manners are what Chivalry was all about right? Uh, no. As weird as it seems American Manners (or apearant lack of them) is Our Calling card as a culture. The

Of All People
Dont fucking judge me you dont know me and my hubby.. yes he is working 12 hour shifts doesnt get to see his family.. so me and also him say fuck its better to be tdy.. at least the pay is better.. and this is coming from him.. he be willing to do his rotation and someone elses because this shop is a 24 hr man shop why do you need to put people on 12 hours.. its already 24 manned.. so anyways some bitch wants to comment on my mumm.. even though set to friends only.. says i am a slut and that i jus want him gone to fuck around on him.. if you all know me better i would never do anything to hurt him.. and you all know that.. and his insurance policy come on id rather have him than his insurance.. and another thing.. he is pol in the chairforce like he is going to get hurt.. for real.. give me a fucking break..

Of All The Men !!
OF ALL THE MEN THAT I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE THERE IS ONLY ONE THAT CAN COMPARE THE ONE WHO IS DREAMED ABOUT THE ONE WHOS IS WANTED THE ONE WHO IS NEEDED THE ONE THAT IS SECRETLY LOVED THE ONE WHO IS DESIRED THE ONE WHO SETS MY HEART ON FIRE THE ONE WHO IS LOVEING THE ONE THAT IS KIND OF ALL THE MEN THAT I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE THAT ONE CERTAIN ONE THAT I CAN COMPARE THAT ONE IS YOU !

Of All The Luck!
Good luck that is. I'm so excited. Last night i found out that my favorite band is going to be at this festival that myself, ruby, and chris are going to!!! I had to cover my face with a pillow so i could scream. I know. Very teeny bopper. But this is ETID!!!!!!!!!

Of All The...
i have some things to bitch about. you'll see that later. meanwhile, howzabout i do some creative writing??? I sit idly, confused by my circumstances. I'm forced to wait on two things that are chance and necessity. I ponder the beauty of my prison, this paradoxical paradise. I am aware of the events that lead to this, but not how it was preventable. Supposed manners lacked. There is much temptation here. Urges of a violent nature merging with those of a softer value. Yet, I refrain from unloading, just to torture myself...

Of All People
Well I am back again...sooner than I had imagined I would be back. You know I can deal with people at work lying to me its not a big deal. I just work with them its not like they are my friends or anything. But people that you love....come on now. Why lie to me? I eventually find out and I am even more hurt than if you would have just told me the truth. I probably would have been more understanding. I learned from my mistakes of lying and covering up things and now i just want people to be straight forward with me....but no they cant do that it pisses me off so much. This one is gonna be short cuz yeah i gotta get off here before i break something. laterz everyone

Of A New Friend
Form and balance , a sense of style Blessed by the angels with a beautiful smile Head and shoulders above lost soul Sought for your heart and mind in control Standing your ground, facing the fire Despite the evil ones heated desire To step in and end my friendship with you That is just something I can not do For there are people lost in cyber-space You are the one who carries on with grace No drama of one who lost grip on reality I would rather seek you out and in time see If you and I have a lasting friendship true This is my clean slate to begin all anew By Ron for Grace

Of Ancient Light
Screams of fear, Drowning in pain. Force of blades, Bloodletting cry. Oh Goddess take me from this sphere, A world beyond a world, Time without the ancient evils, Thy very souls glowed with light. Such ancient entrapments long since hath died, Only darkness fills Mother Earth's skies. Into a dawn of swords once more, Where thy birthright is to bleed and die. No more must mankind breed and make suffer, Exterminate them in glorious battle. Such ancient entrapments long since hath died, Only darkness fills Mother Earth's skies. Oh Goddess enlightened one embrace me, As your hand of vengeance, Life in serviture of thee, My mind entranced in glory. Blood carries thy essence. Has there ever been a greater need? Goddess enlightened one.

Of App Crashes.
look from reading around this is the conclusion i came to, the tablet is great in every department aside from wifi and battery life, and i can vouch for that too, the official final FW is the 4.0.3 but there is also a beta that seems to help with the perfomance 4.0.4, there is also 3 modded firmware that also offer better performance wich are AOKP, CM10 and CM10 + tweak, the latter is still maintained but the two other are not as Christian Roy as moved to a new SoC and no longer takes care of them, note that those are note official FW and can contain weird bug from time to time .... also lots of game seem to be buggy or totally not working on this tablet.i totally agree with you, i feel like throwing 200 € (price of tablet + custum taxes + delivery expenses) on the trash.A few weeks ago i bought the new xperia tablet s, ok it's dobble the price, but it's not a piece of * oops like the sanei / ampe. Never again i will try a cheap chineses thing.efox-shopI try also different roms fo

Of Beast And Of Love
As THE LONELY ONE walked across such a desolate land He clutches his shield in his bleeding right hand Not willing to break away from his lonely journey He leaves his home in search for his true beauty The warrior looks up with no fear within his eyes As terror streaks through the air and enveloping the skies He notices the demons that surround the blue site Then he sees a creature holding her magnificent white He leaps through the wind with his sword and sheild Beating down the dark ones without pain nor any yeild He dodges the pestilence that flies upon the black air Keeping His eyes locked upon his beauty's golden hair He beat down the first thousand and many more As the wicked ones crawled back to hell and the land of gore Then stood the leader of the dark ones, alone with His loving light So the creature said to THE LONEY ONE, "Fool this is my night" Without a wink and no other threats even spoken THE LONELY ONE attacked at left the dark one laying broken He walk

Of Break Up And Divorce
You may have seen some of these before Beloved Deceitful wretch The deceitful wretch telling me lies Thinking them to be a comforting disguise Counting upon my gullibility Believing that through them I can not see Telling me lies of love and our content Acting as if it was heaven sent To be there always by my side Yet in the shadows the wretch does hide Pretending that I don’t know what is real Acting as though it cares how I feel Yet doing to me all that is wrong Tears fall with the words of the sad song Knowing that I know deep in my heart Soon we must split forever apart Turmoil in the eye of a storm made of lies To let it pretend longer is most unwise For a foundation so weak can never stand All passing away like the shifting sand Leaving nothing worth even bringing to mind It is the way of bad things left behind Better to clear the way for love so real One who will not deceive and cares how I feel One who does not hide in the shadows of lies O

Of Broken Hearts
How have I come here, I'm receiver of broken hearts. I don't break them, But they get delivered to me. (NO! I DON'T WANT THEM HERE!) I cannot consentrate into this. No more broken hearts for me. I cannot take others' pain. I have my own pain in my heart already. (Because I love you so much.) And now that you're not here with me, I'm trying to stay sane, alive. My heart can take this, I'm used to it. (Can yours? I can only hope.) This is the truth, Lying here opened. No addons, nothing taken. Truth, completely: I love you, I'm not afraid to say it. Because I mean it.>

Of Broken Love And Memories
Memories are all that remains,Of a perfect love gone wrong,Memories of your warm smile,Of your soft loving caresses,And your sweet tender kisses,Memories so bitter yet so sweet,Where my lips curl into a smile,Yet the joy never to reach my eyes,As unbidden tears streak down,Memories of a classic love story,That ended on a rain soaked day,As if the sky saw and empathized,And weeped along with my heart,Moments we had spent together,Will live and last forever,As unforgettable memories,To be played over and over,Memories are all that I have left,Of a love that once burned bright,Now masked, dimmed and dying,But it is in this eternal moment,That I love you the most,But it is too late to turn back now,For we have taken a one way road,To memories and might have beens,And used up all our given chances,So now, while I hurt and ache,I will also pray, hope and wait,For a gentle and loving heart,To heal and revive this love broken soul,And give a new home to this orphaned heart...

Of Chicken And Men. Work In Progress, Not Finished...
So I allowed myself an extra few seconds inspecting the reflection in the mirror. Ah, those watershed moments in life when ALL the sacrifice, blood, sweat, and tears FINALLY pay off! Today was the day, my first Trans-Atlantic flight as "Pilot in Command" No "Management Captain" in the right seat holding my hand or talking down to me as if I were a mildly retarded 4 year old. What's that old saying? "Heavy is the head that wears the crown"? In a few hours, I'd find out JUST how heavy. You may not be aware, but before any International flight, your crew will have met, become aquainted, (we may or may not have all flown together previous, they don't allow us to all spend too much time together "on the line") The thinking being not only does familiarity breed contempt, it ALSO spawns complacency. The chief flight attendant I knew all too well. The very best practical jokes that were ever played on me were of her design and careful planning. GREAT! There's my FIRST strike, A flight attenda

Of Course {smug Look} Hehehe
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Of Course Men Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved

Ofcourse,i Love You
How can you doubt that I love you? Didn't I marry you, eh? And though I don't say it too often, I show it in all sorts of ways. I'd take you out dining and dancing... Can you find me a mountain to climb? An ocean to cross? A boulder to toss? I'd do them if I had the time. I'd give you the shirt off me back, love, I'd give you me last pair of socks; And last time we went into town, love, Didn't I buy you a frock? I let you go home nice and early, So you have the time to cook tea; Remember that sometimes on Sundays I give you the afternoon free. I tell you when you're being bitchy, I notice when you're getting fat; I give you free rein in my tool shed, I let you wear my fav'rite hat. So next time you're thinkin' of leaving, Remember that I think yer great; And though there are times when yer grumpy... Fair dinkum, yer still me best mate. Who else would I trust with the cheque book? And who else knows just what I like? And when there are paddocks to m

Of Course You're Too Sexy For Modesty...
I've been slapped in the face with breasts again. One of these days, I will slap those breasts back. Girls, in the event that you would like to conduct yourself as a lady (Don't worry! You can fake it til you make it.), you can start with stuffing your bra with your breasts. After that, you can stuff your shirt with your bra-clad breasts. I really have no desire to see your hands squishing your unfettered breasts and whatnot. However, since most of you cannot find anything else to do, allow me to advise you that you should at least attempt to be symmetrical. Don't have your left breast jacked up so high that it hides the left side of your face while having your right breast hanging out with your belly button.

(of Course Copied From Myspace....)
I woke up about 15 minutes ago. I was lying there.... thinking as always. This is why i never get sleep... I think too damned much.... And of course the usual stuff floated into my head. It started w/ Derek... and the situation with him.... and how I was planning this email I was going to send to him... and then it made me think about everything going on.... and then led me to thinking about Lindon.... and I just had this.... i don't know what to call it... fucking light bulb, click on in my head.... I can't change how someone feels.... Now that MAY not sound like something that people wake up after 2 hours of sleep about.... BUT IN MY WORLD IT IS!!! I have spent SO much of my life trying to change how people feel... my grandma.... my grandpa... my brother... lindon.... derek.... and somehow, for some reason this morning... it dawns on me... i can't change how they feel... nothing i can say can change it.... I can say shit maybe to influence it.... or to give them other things to thin

Of Course We All Love Little Johnny
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think" Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" Teacher: "The one sucking the cone." Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

Of Course!
So i saw a commercial last night for Metroid Prime 3. Wouldn't you freaking know it? It's only coming out on the Wii, so ... I have to bat my eyelashes at my daddy and wait til Christmas. But I'm sure I'll get the console and the game. :D Love my father; he rules!

Of Course You Say That A Neocon Would Win..you Are One..
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/09/24/bush-predicts-clinton-will-win-dem-nomination-lose-to-republican/ Bush predicts Clinton will win Dem nomination WASHINGTON (CNN) — He has previously said he would resist the temptation to weigh in on the 2008 White House race, but President Bush couldn't help sound off to a reporter on how he sees the contest to succeed him shaping up. In an interview with the Washington Examiner's Bill Sammon for his new book, The Evangelical President, Bush predicts New York Sen. Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic nomination but ultimately lose to his party's candidate in the general election. "She's got a national presence, and this is becoming a national primary," he said in excerpts of the interview published in the newspaper's Monday edition. "And therefore the person with the national presence, who has got the ability to raise enough money to sustain an effort in a multiplicity of sites, has got a good chance to be nominated." B

Of Course They Are Scissors....lmao
Quote from the mom: "This is my kindergartener's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard." Well, of course they're scissors. If you know someone with small children or you are a teacher...you will love this! I can certainly imagine seeing this one proudly displayed on the mother's fridge at home... ?

Of Course!
just got a text from one of my besties. "I Just found 4 of the most amazing Christmas gifts for you!" This of course following Sunday's convo of her stating that she didn't have money to spend so each person would get one thing. I HATE when people do that. I can never undergive if anything I overgive. One year me and her got into a present war and I wound up besting her. 25 gifts to her 23. lol

Of Course! Story Of My Life!
Yep thats right. Its happened once again. I fell in love with a man. Then things out of my control kept me from being able to talk to him for about a month. When i finally am able to come back and contact him he out of the blue just assumes i dont love him anymore. So he fell in love with another woman. No matter how hard i try I cant get him back. He said not only is he in love with this other woman but he also isnt in love with me anymore. But, yet he loves me still and cares just as much as he did when we was together. Hes asked me to back away and I agreed only because I love him and want him happy. But i dont like it I hate it and its hard for me. But if he does still love me and he knows i love him i dont see why we cant at least try again.

Of Course She Changed Ir Lol Happy Bday Girl!!
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Of Course We Remember
Of Course We Remember Today countless blogs will be written about the accounts and time line of the infamous, tragic events of September 11th, 2001. A day, named Patriot's Day, a day that we (while not the first time), were attacked by a group of extreme idealistic persons whom felt threatened by the mere existence of the United State's freedoms. Over 3,000 people lost their lives, and many more continue to loose their lives in a fight back and standing ground of extremists. Many of our own have fallen, Many of our own have come home to be looked down upon, to be seen as sheep and followers of words. However, it was actions of those whom put us into the battle gear and battle faces to stand up for what many take for granted. We all seem to take time to remember this day, we can all account for where we were, what were doing, and who we with, as generations before-stopped and knew where they were when JFK was shot and killed, or when Pearl Harbor happened...We can all account

Of Cosmic Truths - Love
Shall there be a single moment, Throughout the course of your short life, Where you can glimpse, however briefly, The measure of small wondrous truths? And, having seen such gleamings, Could you say, with blatant disregard

Of Course It Happened On A Monday
This morning before I got out of bed I got peed on by two separate cats. A little back story. Our gray cat Beezy thinks that Gidget is out to get her. A noise startled them both one night and in the ensuing carnage of both cats running to hide Beezy got it into her head that Gidget tried to kill her. Gidget is a sweet cat who wants nothing more than to not have any trouble ever. We slowly reintroduced them over the course of months and everything had calmed down. Until a few days ago when Gidget ran into the bedroom while Beezy was eating. Beezy flipped. She is scared but attacks rather than retreats. There was a fight but no one was injured and they are back to segregation and reintroduction. Jezebel the youngest and sweetest cat saw the recent attack and was scared so she went back to living in the house rather than the bedroom. Last night Jez wanted back in the bedroom so I brought her in with me just before I went to sleep. Jez must have been nervous because s

Of Course They Do Not Need To Have Left The Band, But There Is A Player (fellaini) Have Buy-out Clause, We All Know
Exclusive news from Goal, Arsenal have to Everton "explosive head" Fellaini raised 26 million Euro offer, gunmen have activated Everton midfielder termination clause, and they believe that in the coming weeks will be able to get the deal. Arsenal jersey ???? Arsenal are reportedly on Wednesday that it made ??an offer, and on the same day Robert - Martinez was appointed coach for Everton. Allegedly Fellaini's contract for the first four league club buyout cost of 26 million Euro, against teams outside of the Champions League qualification for the 28 million euro.???? In the past year, the Belgians have been linked with Chelsea, there are rumors that David Moyes after taking office at Manchester United, Manchester United also intends to introduce Fellaini. But Arsenal first made ??a formal offer to the players, allegedly Arsenal this summer in Europe has 118 million transfer of funds, which may be the club's history craziest summer. ???? Everton also admitted before the main

Of Danielle...
Of Danielle... was written the summer before last summer. It is a poem about conflict in infidelity, i'm trying to make people feel how torn one can be by both being in desperate love with somebody, and not wanting to be the "other party". Of Danielle... Chaste not caress of loving hands, and act this very day. Then bow to passions sweet demands, lest treasures slip away. Fear not betrayals you've been through, lies told to hide desire, but let this thing take hold of you, consume you like a fire. What sweeter torture could we take than to let love grow in vain? Then what sweeter love could we then make, but to consumate the pain? Some play it safe, some twist the rules, some throw up walls of stone. I'd rather be laughed at by fools, than die bitter and alone.

Of Equal Worth
Humility The notion of humility as a virtue brings numerous images to mind. We tend to envision those rare individuals who humbly bear life’s struggles while downplaying their own strengths. Yet humility is also associated with people whose insecurities compel them to judge themselves unfavorably as a matter of course. The true definition of humility, however, does not correspond precisely with either of these images. Humility is not passivity. Rather, it is an utter lack of self-importance. The individuals who embody the concept of humility appreciate that each human being on the planet occupies a unique place on an infinite spectrum of development. Though they can take pride in their own accomplishments, they also understand that the people they interact with each day are as valuable and have as much to offer the world as they themselves do. To be humble is to accept that while there will always be individuals more and less advanced than yourself, those on all parts of the

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OFF Locking myself in dreams Dreaming something that is timeless Being timeless all my life has hurt me Being hurt still hurts me even i am experienced Impossible thoughts in my mind Gotta sleep but no wish Going to work, paying the bills No body no mind no soul Not knowing what I have What I could have, gone Because of a mistake of a moment "O Lord, give me that moment back", I can't say Don't know what to do Getting desperate each day Life is going on Me, myself & I, off

10% Off!
SCORE! I got a 10% off coupon emailed to me from barnes and noble. I wanna get a book. Someone recommend something good. Seriously. LOL. Recommend something. Post it here and I'll go look it up on the B&N website. Thanks loves! :D

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WOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOO Im off tomorrow and I have no clue what Im doing. I might go out, look stoopid all day, and I might sit around with my thumb up my ass, I really dont know what Im doing. So yeah thats all I got on this one. -Steven-

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Finally the insanity will be able to slow a bit, school is kicking my ass and now its time to work on the rest of my sleeve. Driving up to Austin to visit my bro and have a friend put up some finishing touches. Guess this means no beach for me this year, oh well. Family, friends a nice drink out finishing my chi hell what else do I need?

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Off And On!
so i am around, but not as much as i used to me. my life is in shambles right now. some of you know what's going on and i am so thankfully that I have friends like you that I can talk to. I am trying to figure out who i am again, but certain people are making it hard as hell. I do not like who and what I have become. In fact, its actually scary as to who i am. I've been this person before and it almost destroyed me!!! I dont want that to happen again. SOOOO..... On that note, If you care to talk, hit me up in a message and i will do my best to explain what's going on. LEAVE ME LOVE BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I REALLY EFFIN' NEED IT!!

Off Again......
Well Damn.....3 days off just went by waaaaaaay to fast. BAck on the road again tomorrow, (Sunday) headed fer Indianapolis, Indiana then on to who knows where....Have to admit, I'm getting pretty tired of watching my life go by through a Damn Windshield....

Off Again.....
Well Good Morning all, and I hope your Turkey Days went Well. Well it's back to work for me. Wow..4 whole days off, I really didn't know how to act, but now it's all over and it's back to the highway and on my way to Laredo, Texas. Will be rolling in there Sunday Afternoon to hang out at the Local T.A truckstop waiting to unload Monday Morning. I might appear here Sunday Afternoon if I can. Maybe see some of you then. :-) Have a Great Week-end!!!!

Off And On ...
Just to let every one know i aam currently utalizing the public wireless internet access to log into fubar so I will try daily to get on when ever I can , Otherwise I access yahoo all the time on my moblie if any one would like to chat or whatever. My yahoo id is as follows gr8_4me2002 Hope every one has a great week , take care and be safe.

Of Failure.
Of dreams. Of memories. Of wounds. Of scars. The 49 days of mourning have passed. Where does that leave us? Everything is in a box. Junk, hearts, life. I'm just an interchangeable part. And I'm not sure how I feel about that. Angry? Hurt? Used? Mostly stupid. I played into the easiest move. All my pieces captured. All my stones removed. What to do now? Fix a broken heart? Reglue all the pieces? Find a nice quick fuck? Oh what I'd give for some hot slick nasty reciprocating love. Dirty, quiet, and over before you know it. Oh but the memories... Oh but the memories. As I trace a wandering minstrel finger over my new pinky flesh above my right eye. Oh but the memories. How they burn like blackhole daggers. Sinking, sucking, taking. Always taking. Oh but the memories. Oh but the jagged well manicured nails, scritching carefully over my hair, down my thin shoulders and weary back. The snakeskin pumps, the smell of jasmine, the white pleather ag

Off And On
I am not on here as much as I used to be.I will rate as I can. Things have gotten busy here and I have much to plan and take care of. Take Care. Talk soon. Some I will see soon...YAY!!!!!!! Cheryl.....Sweet Addiction :)

Off Again...
well... i am on the road again... off to work, relax and find all sorts of fun and craziness... going to ohio to work and hopefully save up some money cause devlin wants to come home to his mother (thank god!!!) so i have to get bills paid up and save some to find a house so wish me luck and do an awful lot of prayin' for me cause, yes, we all know i need it... muah, ttysoon babies... s

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Offbeat Ramblings
Many of you won’t read this and that’s OK. My real friends will and that is who I’ve written this for anyway. I want to give credit where credit is due. My life was a shambles. I had invested my whole life caring for and loving Sheila in spite of everything thrown my way and she died. Just died and left me to pick up the pieces. I’ve written often about my devastation. I had lost the will to live. I was merely existing. I couldn’t eat, couldn’t sleep, didn’t care. I could muster no feelings for anything. I was an empty shell. Time passed and the rawness of my hurt finally scarred over and I was able a little at a time resume trying to get my life back. I opened up my heart a tiny piece at a time. I met several wonderful people and tried so hard to have a relationship with them. While they gave all they could, I just wasn’t as ready as I thought I was to receive. Only God knew when I would be ready. Then last October I met

Off Center
Ever have one of those days where you just feel completely off center? Well that’s been me today. I had quite a few tasks on my list today and I got some of them done, but the one thing I was absolutely supposed to accomplish today, did not happen. And it’s important… huge even… it doesn’t just affect me, it affects my entire household. My daughter’s father is just about ready to kill me on this one and even my wife agrees that he’d be justified in doing so. It’s fixable. I can fix this early tomorrow morning and I intend to. But, what has me the most worried, is how un-worried I am. I just feel totally disconnected. I can’t seem to get in touch with my own reality at the moment. I can’t shake the feeling that something is wrong somehow. I have no clue what I want or need at the moment, I just know I don’t have it. I’ve cried more than once over the last few days and there’s just been no reason for it. You know what’s going on there? I’m having an utterly

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Off Duty Show Penis
Yes I have a large type horse cock and he needs regular excercise and since I am so busy smoking spliffs and lounging. I need a few durty durty little ladies to show me the rights and the ways and the rules of the wicked. Not a minute man and very very blessed,now that sometimes I just sit and admire...any hitnts,besides using righty they dont get along to well it's like a soured relationship they just do it for a release?

Off Day Today.
anyone else having one? My daughter flushed my only tweezers down the toilet, couldn't get on the computer for a while, the lawn mower kept getting stuck, and i felt odd but it was so hot so i mowed the lawn in my two piece top wtih a button up shirt open and pants. lol better than what i would have mowed in if i didn't do the laundry. bike shorts buttun up shirt and swim top lmao.

Off-duty Police Officer Shoots Family’s ‘big Softie’ Dog In Front Of 12-year-old Owner
Off-duty police officer shoots family's 'big softie' dog in front of 12-year-old owner Fitzhenry family say beloved boxer dog, Gunner, was shot as he tried to play But Mark Condon claims the four year old dog attacked him and his wife Dalton Fitzhenry, 12, who family say treated the dog like a brother, saw it all By AMANDA WILLIAMS PUBLISHED: 09:47 EST, 9 July 2013 | UPDATED: 09:52 EST, 9 July 2013 An off duty police officer has shot his neighbour's dog dead in front of it's 12-year-old owner, after it allegedly attacked him and his wife. The Fitzhenry family, from Harris County, Texas, say their beloved boxer dog, Gunner - who they described as a big softie - was shot by the off-duty Houston police officer on Friday along a pathway. Houston Police Department Officer Mark Condon claims the four-year-old dog charged at him and his wife, after it escaped from the Fitzhenry's garden by accident. But according to 12-year-old Dalton Fitzhenry, who family say treated the do

Offensive
Ok, So in a way Im offended by the main page of lost cherry. It says "top 5 reasons why myspace sux." First off, if it sucked so bad, why are there only 5 reasons? There should be a whole list of them! Second, way to go, bad mouth some other site to TRY, yes I said TRY, to make yourself look good??? NO! All it did for me was tell me how pathetic it is for lostcherry to try to get attention. SO in return heres a few comments about LC, and also the top reason why LC SUX. LC say "Myspace is slow" My comment: LC is actaully the slowest site not only that Ive been on, but also alot of friends and other people have been on. Everytime I get on theres a fucking post saying. . "is LC running slow for anyone else"? LC says "Music, Movies, Videos, all I want to do is meet people" My comment: LC has the same shit! Boy that made ya look stupid! And as far as meeting people, I met my boyfriend off from there forever ago, and alot of good freinds from there, and its also a wayyyyyyyyyy better

The Offering
To the somethingness Which prevents the nothingness Like Homer's old boar From thrashing this way and that Its white tusks Through human beings Like crackling stalks And nothing less I offer this suffering to my father Again this is by Stan Rice also written in '93

The Offering
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The Offering Of The Pipe
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An Offer For My Friends (not Selling Anything)
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The Offer That I Should Or Should Not Refuse
for alot of you that dont know and for some of you that do know i am an ex bassis/back ground volcals for a big hit local band called "let it bleed" i got kicked it out of the band cause of members getting jealous for all the attention i was getting and not them (not my fault i am a cool sexy bitch)... then when i got the offer to be in a music video called "let the fire fall" in new york for the band called virginia creeper... and thats when i started losing alot of friends cause of that offer well the point of this blog is that earlyer this morning i got a call from ret arc the singer for "let it bleed" asking me to come back and join the band again i basically told him to go fuck himself and then he told me to think about it and to call him when i made my decision now i am confused on what i should do... cause i got kicked out for the attention i was getting which i still get alot to this day... i am just concerned if they are going to pull the same shit again so sho

Offended
i think i'm highly offended the no one has used the cherry crush tolll to have a crush on me. i mean jeez, am i really that crappy? :P by the way, i think my hamster is going to live... yes, everyone rejoice that my tiny being will continue to be.

Offended
Sometimes visions are deceiving sometimes words can be misleading Humanity knows not what they preach children know not what they can reach when the world says it's not possible and not allowed In a world where seasons change misfortune is turned to blame humility is turned to shame people are so blinded by the light of white that they can't appreciate the lovely shades of grey Conversation is nothing more than an array of emotions taught to be expressed through words interpretation is the misuse of information no one seems to just take it for what it is instead they use it and abuse it No one is born with an enemy they are only created through ignorance and arrogance if we could learn to shut our mouths and open our hearts we'd find we are all on the same road to self discovery; For it's much more fullfilling to realize the self than to concern ourselves with the well being of others No one is born with boundaries they are created by insecurities and by

Offer You
If only you knew What I would give To have something true Something real and lasting With someone like you. You are making me long For things I used to know, Things that had me drawn, Things I had no right to ask Because wanting and asking are wrong. I wish for things I cannot have You are at the top of this list. Between us there is no merging path. So I walk alone here and I try To stop longing for things I cannot have. Why cant I get you out of my mind? Why cant I forget your touch? You were always so kind, So attentive to me You were such a lucky find. Why can I not have you? Why can I not plead my hearts desire? Why cant I have something true Something pure, something real, Something lasting, with you?

~~offending Affirmative Action Slugs~~
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Offered You
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Offensive: How To Avoid Perverts
I see a lot of people who post blogs about people who are pervs in order to allow everyone else to know that pervs exist on the Internet. Shocking, I know, pervs online! Well I'm posting this blog to help people avoid and scare them off. 1) Avoid using words such as slutty, vixen, Mr. big dick, twat, etc in your user ID. I believe they click the browse button typing in these words to find you! 2) Try not to use main display pictures that are provoking. If you are in your panties and bra, or you have a huge bulge sticking out of your boxers, you are more likely to be perved. 3) If someone is perving on you, describe your false sex-change operation with great detail. You can also try talking about the different variation of crabs and maggots you have living on your cooch or dick. As well as the different types of bumps and fungus that may possibly be growing. 4) Use fake NSFW of graphic pictures that have anything mentioned in #3. I have a hairy moob pic. You can

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Offerman
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Offer
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The Offer
I came up to you offering you the life no one else could've given you. I came up to you offering you the love no one could've given you. And you threw it back at me, in my face like it didn't matter. If only you knew... that I am the dream of what never was. I am the dream of what will never be. I am the dream that goes far beyond what you can see. I am vengeance I am silence I am penance I am passion I am the cause of your reactions. I am all you want and all you'll never have. I am here to mock you at my whim. I'll steal your crown from your head as I lullaby you to sleep. I'll run into the dark forest where I'll laugh at my own jest. I am the dream of what once was and will never be. This I, this is me, this is all I shall ever be. Take my offer and live free

Offering
I don't know what to offer you. I'm a poet, So you know I'm not rich. Any good looks I have, Are merely a trick of the light. I don't know what to offer you. I'd be your champion in war, But my warring days are in my past. I'd be your genius, But when I look at you, I know that will never be. I can't even offer you witty conversation. You turn me into a fool. In your presence I'm soaring, Flying, Falling, Drooling, Giggling, Dying, I'll be your fool. And that's my final offer. August

An Offer Any Takers ??????
Good morning ladys, Well I have to have a small problem that I can't seem to figure out why... Alright I have slept with 2 young woman all my life. Either one of the young ladys would work with me in the bedroom, as in it takes to to have more fun...You know it does suck when only one person does all the work... Well I yeah not had a gurl ever ride me nor be able to get me to bust a nut with in 3 hours... If any ladys or woman think that they could get me to bust a nut with in 3 hours...I'll bow down to your feet and kiss them...If any would be up for it or interested in riding me feel free to hollar

Offering
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Offend The Blondes !
A blonde was using a weed-whacker in her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

Off Early
i get to get off early to night instead of getting off at 1 30am i get off at 9pm yay so i get to go home and chill the rest of the night and maybe play blue dragon on the xbox 360 the girls moms boyfriend is getting off early i'm really happy about that :)

Offended_shadows
If we shadows have offended. think but this, and all is mended that you have but slumbered her, while these visions did appear. And this meek and idol theme No more yeilding but a dream GENTLES, do not reprehend If you pardon we shall mend and as i am an honest puck. if we have unearned luck give me thy hands if we be friends and robin will restore amends. Etre ou N'etre Pas. C'est une questionne

Offer
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Offended
Maybe I am over reacting. I just want to say that if I have offended anyone on here, please let me know. If I have I am sorry. Also, if I have offended anyone on here and you no longer want me on your friends list then by all means take me off and I will never visit your page again. At least give me the curtousy and tell me. If you dont want to tell me and just delete me as a friend, then I will understand.

"offensive" Email... ;)
So I got this in my email today... haven't decided whether to give out my 'bail' total yet or not... :D Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got

Offensive Chocolate
I've never thought of myself as offensive but everyday I talk to people at lunch, they're the same people but two of them can find me offensive at times. One of them finds me rather intriguing, he's a year younger than me but he always says my stories are not what he's used too. The other one just says I'm crazy. So one day I shut up and listened to them talk, the four of them talked about math, worrying about college, how they hate working since they've never had to work before and one of them even said that *gasp* his mom had made him put up the laundry. I wish I've lived the lifestyle they have but at the same time I've learned to change my oil, what my car needs - 10w-30 and a 36-82 filter, and I've been able to gut a deer, shoot a shotgun, fish, change a tire, get a lil dirty and now that I'm in the Navy everyone says I cuss like a sailor, which I always have, but it's never bothered anyone before. But now that I'm eating with the refined, two of them have asked me to refrain from

Offers
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Offering....short Story
All the candles in the living room are lit, white ones and deep red burgundy. Laid out on the sofa are a 6 tailed cat, the taws, Your canes, soft silk rope, clamps, soft spongy ball gag, riding crop and a bowl of ice. Tonight is special because i am going to offer You myself completely, total control of every facet of my life. A night of total trust and power exchange, showing You what i want more than anything in the world. You have told me to wear my long black velour nightgown and thigh highs and my black ankle strap heels, nothing else. And You have told me when You arrive i am to be laying on the floor face down, arms above my head, eyes covered. You come through the door, and i smell You immediately. I feel You walk around me and i feel Your eyes moving over me. You tell me to sit up and uncover my eyes. Your face is so stern i have never seen You look so intense before. My eyes lower and i hear You ask me if there is anything i would like to talk to You about. And i repl

Offensive, Do Not Read!
I admit I am in new territory this week, and I must say I am very disappointed in you people. A couple blogs ago I mentioned that I didn’t remember the passage in the bible that says that being gay is a sin. None of you told me, so I am disappointed in you. Someone told me a couple months ago in a discussion, but I didn’t write it down. I had to find out another way, so you people let me down. “You shall not lie down with a man as with a woman, it is an abomination.” That is the quote from the bible. When I was told it, I first said that I needed to see it in context. I am a pretty decisive guy in action, but when it comes to cerebral pursuits I prefer to get all the info before making a decision. So I read the passage and the ones around it and then I let it sit in my head for a couple days. I don’t live in a black and white world, so this wasn’t a simple black or white issue for me. After letting it settle in my head for a couple days, here is what I have come up with. F

The Offer
Life has been hell lately. No if's, and's, or but's about it. Things have been both up and down. And now I must make a choice unlike any other I've had to make before...The choice of starting life over in Arizona, or staying here in Washington and suffering through severe depression, and unending drama that my sisters create. My aunt has strongly suggested that I come live there. Maybe I should. I dunno. Time to do a lot of thinking, but feel free to give me your thoughts. On this I need feed back, especially with as pissed off as I am right now about how life is here.

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Offering Stuff For Fubux......
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Offer Real Value Even If You Think You Can't...just Try.
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Offensive Children's Book Titles
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Offers For An Auction
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Offer
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Offerings I don’t offer you a glance Not a turn of my head or eyes In your direction, because it’s your direction. I don’t offer you my opinion Because I would waste the effort To explain what you would not care to understand. I don’t off you any thought Because that would involve my heart And it hides at the very thought of you. I don’t offer you my time As it has become so clear to me That it is the only thing I really have left that is mine. I don’t offer you what you expect Because what you expect is the world When all that is left are shadows and distortions. And I offer this explanation With no hope of your acknowledgement Or acceptance, because it is offered for my sake Not yours.

The Offering
Words to some are a dime a dozen I tend to speak my mind long before the coppery offering is thrown my way. As of late I take pause with my verbal impulses. Rather than waste them I savor them. Roll them around on my tongue like a sip of amaretto. Warm, sweet, and sensual. I do not swallow them down greedily but lay them gently before you enticing you to take them up and taste them for yourself. Lost are those who feel that the tongue and lips are wasted on anything other than a kiss Rare are those who know the desire that comes from a lexiconical aphrodisiac. Blessed are those that have passion enough to join the two.

Offer
I am unfit as a man let alone a Human Being if I cannot or refuse to offer my hand in Peace to Cheryl! I have done so. I'd rather be apart from her knowing that I did what was good in The Eyes of God instead of baseness on my own self a mere man. Three ways to define myself and two are already taken care of. One is that I will complete my donation this month to finish the year. I did not sware it but intended to carry it out. Two, Medicare assignment means something. If a physician or a hospital accepts it, that is all they receive from their patient along with the secondary if any. No secondary means that the patient is responsible for that part. To ask for more in payment beyond that is against Fedreal Laws. Politely I will remind someone but who knows he can't even read a medical report. Three, I guess Mr. Spitz and the IRS doesn't know when to stop or quit, giving me the upper hand. Again, politely but loudly I will let them know what this upper hand is. I have no problem to pur

Offended. [not Really, But Kind Of]
Most people on mine and Witchie's friends list know that we have nicknames for each other. I call her Goober and she calls me something else. Some time today I was visited by a user with the name "Goober".....it wasn't her. Why in the world is that bothering me? lol. The first person that can tell me what she calls me, wins a bling. [no Witchie, you can't say it]

Offensive Jokes
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Offence Can Score Effectively In Order To
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Offer Still Stands
Must of not 'reached out' like I hoped I would. I just figured if I am getting all those veiws, then maybe someone would maybe want to participate. Profile, pictures, blogs, and stash. Rates and comments. So easy, I would jump if I could. Its a no stings attached kind of deal; help me and I shall help you. Besides that, I am alone today. No one is wanting to show up, I guess. Gives me time though. I have thoughts of how I could express my creativity.... maybe.

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Offence, Especially The Last Couple Weeks, The Expectations Were We Were Going To Come Out And Maybe Blow Them Out. But We Didnt Start Fast, We Didnt
GREEN BAY, Wis. -- The Green Bay blowout just about everyone had expected never materialized. Aaron Rodgers connected with Donald Driver for a 4-yard touchdown early in the fourth quarter, Mason Crosby made up for an earlier miss with a 25-yard field goal and Green Bay escaped with a surprisingly tough 24-15 victory Sunday over the NFLs worst team, the Jacksonville Jaguars. "It was definitely a grind-it-out type victory today," Packers coach Mike McCarthy said. Not a real pretty one, either. Still, it gave the Packers (5-3) a third straight victory. "Its good to be on this side of an ugly win," Rodgers said. "The way we played on offence, especially the last couple weeks, the expectations were we were going to come out and maybe blow them out. But we didnt start fast, we didnt have enough juice early on and didnt play well enough on offence to get that done." Rodgers was 22 of 35 for 186 yards and two touchdowns, which moved him past Bart Starr into second place on the Gree

Off For Now....
Well all.. im off for a while... not sure when ill be back again... please feel free to leave any comments you like... and please if you rate.. rate no less than an 8.... love to all the ladies... see yall when i come back on again.... more info later....

Off For The Weekend
Ok folks. You all behave on here! I'm getting ready to go out. It's my boss's farewell partay. We have been working together for 6+ years. We are both getting deerunk tonight! Let's hope not too drunk though. I play in a flag football game tomorrow afternoon! I have to be QB for at least one series every half. They aren't gonna know what hit em... Cheers and Beers and I'll see everyone Monday morn! XOXO BeerQueen

Off For A Little While
As some as you may know john is comming home well i have made a promise to him that i am staying offline till he leaves for korea in jan so i will try to chat as much as posssible by this friday i wont be back on here till jan so too everyone i hope u have a great holiday and a good new year

Off For A Week!!!
Most of you already know! For the ones that don't I will not be around for the next week and some odd days! This does not mean that I got zapped by fu-drama, on the contrary I have been given an awesome opportunity to embrace an internet friendship . For all my friends and family I love you so! For all the ones I said I would return the fu-love, I will get back to it when I return. I have it all wrote down and I'm keeping up with it. For all that leave love while I'm away, I will put you in line and get to you with in the next month!!! I hope each and everyone of you have an awesome week, because I know I am. With all my love and happiness!!! Love Always Moon I will be blogging the experience and making sure I keep all of you hopeless romantics up to date on how everything turned out!!! XXOO (I know I have die hard friends that have a million questions...lol )

Off Fubar Friday June 6,2008!
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Off For A Few Days
Just to inform my family and good friends that im not going be on FU for nxt few days.. today TUES 17th I'm travel back to SCOTLAND, and tomorrow 18th we are cremating my uncle.. I expect get back on thursday 19th,,, I wish you all a good week , stay safe have fun and god bless you all .. Love & respects, CLAYMORE

Off For The Weekend!!!
Hope you all have a wonderful weekend. I am off up north for my Brother's wedding. It will FINALLY be a celebration for my family, as we have faced some VERY difficult times since last Sept, and almost losing my Brother. I am gonna spend the day on the river on Sunday relaxing, and nursing a hangover. Take care, and enjoy the Summer.

Off For The Weekend
Hey ya'll! This weekend we are off to hang out at the in-laws. Apparently there is some big party for hubby's aunt and uncle. I think it will be neat because I haven't met a lot of people that will be there, but I worry because I have lots of homework left to do and I haven't made much money this month. I know we could be worse off, but I worry.. so much!

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Off Hours
I always joke about being nocturnal, but I think it's finally officially happened. Today I slept from 8am til 4pm. I haven't gotten that much sleep in a very long time (I guess I needed it). Unfortunately I'm going to have to switch back soon. Of course, if I could keep myself from playing WoW for 5-6 hours a day, that might be easier. Yes, this was completely pointless, thanks for reading. :P

Off He Goes
"Off He Goes" know a man, his face seems pulled and tense like he's riding on a motorbike in the strongest winds so i approach with tact suggest that he should relax but he's always moving much too fast said he'll see me on the flipside on this trip he's taken for a ride he's been taking too much on there he goes with his perfectly unkept clothes there he goes... he's yet to come back but i've seen his picture it doesn't look the same up on the rack we go way back i wonder about his insides its like his thoughts are too big for his size he's been taken... where, i don't know? off he goes with his perfectly unkept hope and there he goes... and now i rub my eyes, for he has returned seems my preconceptions are what should have been burned for he still smiles... and he's still strong nothing's changed, but the surrounding bullshit that has grown and now he's home and we're laughing like we always did my same old, same old friend until a quarter-to-ten i saw

"office Illusion" ??
In the busy office, she sits at her desk. Lost in her typing, at todays tasks. Looking so innocent. Her blond hair streams at the curves of her face. Her eyes are bright, ice blue, with lips full, like great shame. With a slender build, but legs of no ending. I gaze at a kitten appearance. Wondering about the frisky cat that might be hidden inside. Could it be me to be the one to unleash her wild side? I watch as she's working, with not a care in the world. Her long fingers, are carefree, as she gently glides them like feathers across the keyboard. Her eyes brightly shine, from the light glow of the screen. Wanting to feel her gaze upon me. Those long, never ending legs crossed slightly under the desk. As I sit watching my thoughts are unraveling to no end. Making my work obsolete. As i close my eyes to gather my thoughts, the fantasy unfolds. I'm watching myself like a movie running through my mind. I walk to her desk to get an answer to a question. What I get is an amazi

Officer Sees 'perfect Storm' Brewing In Military's Mental Health Care System
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I had only started working there a couple weeks before but already I had made many friends in the office. I even got an invitation to attend a party this weekend at a coworkers place. Apparently he had a big pool, Jacuzzi and a sweet house for partying in. I figured it would be a great chance to get to know everyone a little better outside of the work environment. I walked down the hallway and saw this one case worker I had met only a few days before. I smiled and said, “Good morning Elizabeth. You look great today.” She did too. I wasn’t just saying it. She was a taller than average Puerto Rican woman, mid to late 40’s, always dressed well but somehow comfortably, bleached blonde hair and deep dark eyes. She always seemed to be in a good mood and was very professional if not warm and friendly. “Good morning and thank you.” I loved her accent. Somehow it sounded flirtatious. She walked on by. I couldn’t help but look after her. She was wearing a long gray skirt

Office Lunch
Office Lunch We had been seeing each other for some time now. I should say, literally, seeing, as it was as harmless as that. I was deeply and passionately in love with Sandy, but she, alas was married. Although she knew how I felt, for many months now we had just been having casual lunches. A while back we would go out to various parks and have nice comfortable talks. I enjoyed several foot massages and some hand massaging to release tension. Once I even massaged her back. And several time we shared a most delightful, but chaste and platonic hug. We both knew that there was more to our feeling than these "encounters" and we each, in our own way, hungered for more. But we were loyal, at least, physically loyal. The an unfortunate happenstance caused us to forgo our "outings." We were forced to limit ourselves to the local office grounds. But one day when we had a date planned, and we both needed it very much (the mental alleviation we each felt at sharing these few moments was mon

Office Sex
Subject: office sex Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said:"I'll give you a £100 if you let me have you" but the girl said "NO". Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his trousers down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said "The bast*rd used coins". Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agre

Officer Michael Briggs Rip 10/17/06
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Office Detention
Office Detention by netsub © If you are not 18, do not read. This is for adults only. The following is a work of fiction. It contains scenes of domination, bondage, somewhat reluctant submission, and nudity. All characters are fictitious. F-dom/F, semi conc Copyright April 23, 2000 Office Detention: Part I Camille rushed into the office on Monday morning. Her heart pounding as she raced up the flights of stairs, her breathing ragged as she tried to walk calmly down the hallway to her desk. She noticed her boss's door was opened. She was in earlier that usual. Camille reached her desk. Her heart skipped a beat when she found that the disk she had mistakenly left there on Friday was not there. Staring at her desk as if to make the disk appear, she was unaware that her boss, Mrs. Huntington, had approached her. "You're in a little early my dear." The cool words made Camille spin around. Her eyes widened as she saw the disk lying in her boss's hand. Her mouth became dry

Office Etiquette
Office Etiquette by jclancy3 © It was the end of a long day. Just about everyone had left, but Rick asked Lori to stay around. "What are we going to do about this?" Rick asked, looking across his desk at his young assistant Lori. "I'm so sorry, I promise it won't happen again," Lori responded, tears welling up in her eyes. "Please give me another chance, Rick." Rick shook his head. Another chance? How many more does she need? He knew that she wasn't a brain surgeon when he hired her, but she was nice, attractive, and seemed liked she could at least answer the damn phones. Now he started to regret his decision. This was her third major screw up this week, and it was really starting to slow him down. "One more chance. But seriously, Lori, you're a nice person to have around, but we can't spend our days cleaning up after your mistakes," Rick said. "I know, I know." Lori said as she stood up. Rick had to be careful not to stare too much at her cleavage, but it was hard

Office Etiquette Ch. 2
Office Etiquette Ch. 2 by jclancy3 © "Where is everybody?" Rick asked his assistant Emily, who was sitting alone in his outer office. "Maria and Lori are in a meeting," Emily replied. "They should be back in a few minutes." "OK. Thanks, Em." He decided to walk around the floor a bit. It was after 7:00 PM so everything was pretty quiet, but he was working late and that meant Maria, Emily, and Lori were working late with him. He saw light coming from the bottom of the door of the copy room down the hall. He walked down the hall and reached for the doorknob, but stopped when he heard a strange noise -- like a slap -- coming from inside the room. He put his ear up against the door. "Are you ever going to do that again, Lori?" It sounded like Maria's voice, but in a tone he hadn't heard before. She sounded, well, kind of mean! "No, ma'am, no, of course not. I'm sorry!" "The next time Rick asks you to do something, you stop everything and do it, right away. Got it?" t

Office Fantasy
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Office Fantasy Ch. 2
Office Fantasy Ch. 2 by victors_angel © Lily did as her boss instructed yesterday. She entered his office, quickly undressing in anticipation then placing her hands on the edge of his desk. As she waited for him to return to his office the clock on the mantle ticked loudly. Her mind filled with images of the day before as she tried to guess what he would do next. She had gone home the day before and stroked two times before finally falling asleep. She had been so horny all afternoon as her mind relived the noon hour in his office. The clock ticking was becoming annoying as she waited. Her body was so tense as she waited for Mr. Nightingale. Wondering where he was, as she stood there naked. She shifted her body one-way then another as she waited in his office her anxiety apparent. The clock chimed loud as it struck one. She slowly redressed speculating where he was. She was so tense and frustrated as she returned to her desk. At three he strode by her desk, not acknowledgi

Office Fantasy Ch. 3
Office Fantasy Ch. 3 by victors_angel © The clock struck 5, as she rose from her desk to get her coat. Glancing briefly at her co-workers also getting their things together to go home for the evening, she speculates who Mr. Nightingale would summon to his office to warm her bottom. Damn, her cheeks are tender as she walks, she can't wait till she can see her bottom in the mirror to see for herself what he did to her. She smiled at the security guard as she walked to her car in the parking garage. She was surprised to see a single red rose on her hood of her car. Picking it up, inhaling the sweet fragrance of the rose then opening her car. She laid the rose on the seat, and drove home listening to the oldies on the radio. She put some music on to play, as she made herself a salad for dinner. She set the salad in the refrigerator, while she went and slipped into something more comfy to hang out in. Bending over in front of the mirror she ran her fingers across the red welt lin

Office Fantasy Ch. 4
Office Fantasy Ch. 4 by victors_angel © Waking with the early morning light on her face, Lily laid for a moment contemplating the day ahead. Her thoughts roam once again to last night's pleasures as the clock ticks annoyingly on the nightstand. She set a pillow on the damn noisy clock. She's not ready to get up yet. She still can't believe that she enjoyed the woman's tongue so much. Oh! She felt so fucking hot as the woman licked her in front of all those men cheering. The sinful sensations hmmm, her tongue flicking lightly was incredible. The crude cheers and total abandonment to the wild feelings as they all watch, wow! She hopes he takes her there again and again. That she liked, a lot! All right already as the damn alarm rings again! Rising and putting the coffee on to brew, she cranked the stereo as she thumbed thru the closet trying to decide what she was going to wear today. Smiling as she held the low cut red dress that she bought last week. It sure doesn't leave much

Office Games
Office Games by mummys dirty angel © I've been watching her for days and I don't know why. What was it she had that made my colleague, Fran, employ her? She was average looking at best and her figure was nothing special, not that you could really see that much of it as she kept it covered up at all times. Her fashion sense at times seemed frumpy and old for a younger woman. Her name was Claire and I'd say about twenty years my junior. Fran regularly shouted at her across the office floor and from what I have seen and heard lately the timid shy girl was forever getting a stern talking down to. I'm sure half the time the young woman didn't deserve the abuse. Other times though, the two of them seemed too close to have a strictly professional relationship. I've often wondered what it was they had between them. Claire was now scurrying around the office floor, flitting from one desk to another and from one filing cabinet to the next. God, she's starting to bug the life out of me.

Office Help
Office Help by bone_86 © My first job interview in months. The stress over the last few weeks has been totuous. So, when i saw the ad for help in an office block, it seemed perfect for me. As I entered the building I was becoming worked up with tension, I called at the reception and the man there told me to go straight up to the top floor. As I entered the lift, I failed to notice that three men had just followed me into the elevator, all going to the same floor as me. And after about five floors, I felt a hand on my curved ass, feeling my cheeks and even trying to find my hole. I didn’t want to wreck my oppurtunities, so I just moved slightly, to get out of the way. However, the hand remained firmly on my backside and the finger eventually wormed its way into me. It felt so surreal, so bizarre, yet so fulfilling; I could feel the sensation gripping my whole body. Oh it felt so good! Suddenly, the elevator came to a halt. All three men went out, “She had a nice ass. I can’t

Office Party - Pt 1
Office Party by MistyMorgan © I decided this year that instead of having a New Year's party at the house and having to clean up everything I would just give it at my office. Invite the employees and my friends as well. That's the nice thing about owning your own business; you can do what you wish. My secretary, Carol, was excited. She helped with the decorations and James came over to help too. I also asked a few of the other women who worked for me to come in on a Saturday afternoon to help. I promised them a bonus if they would come. They all said yes; with today's economy who couldn't use a few extra dollars. James and I arrived about an hour before anyone else. The weather didn't feel like December. It was more like June. He had on shorts and a T-shirt. I had on a thin gauze dress. When the girls arrived, they were all dressed in shorts and tank tops. The air was on but the humidity was high, too high for December. Soon James' shirt came off. The girls teased him, "T

Office Party - Pt 2
Office Party by MistyMorgan © Slowly, the thick rod forced its way deep into her sensitive ass. "Ohhhhhhhh!" she sighed as it slipped deeper into her. Cautiously, James moved his hips so that the thick dong slid smoothly in and out of Carol's butt. She was doggie style in front of him, his hands holding either side of her slim hips. His motions were slow and deliberate. One hand reached under her belly and found her clit. He rubbed it as he fucked her ass with the dong. "Oh yeah, you do that so good!" she whispered deeply. "Fuck that ass, you little slave! Fuck me hard and make me cry!" she directed. James' motions increased and his thrusts became deeper and more forceful. With each forward motion, Carol moaned and with each withdrawal she cried out, "Ahhhhhh!" It was like the rhythm was music to her and she was keeping pace with her moans. This was a sex dance to her. "Fuck me good… make me be a good girl!" she cried as his thrust sped up and the pressure was increas

Office Party - Pt 3
Office Party by MistyMorgan © "Yes, ma'am," Andy conceded and James crawled to his knees and pulled the condom off Andy's deflating prick. He turned it into his mouth and swallowed the thick liquid inside. Then he licked his lips, opened his mouth and sucked the black shaft into his mouth. Andy stood there with his legs spread and his hands on his lips. A black Adonis, he was beautiful. He flinched at first as James sucked his manhood into his mouth. But once he started licking and sucking Andy's hose, there was a look of pleasure that crossed his face. I tried distracting him, "Is it true that black women don't suck, Andy?" "Yes, ma'am, most black woman don’t suck. They just wants to fuck. They think that a man's sex tool is dirty and won't ever put them lips on it. Hell, some of 'em won't even touch it with them hands," he explained completely undistracted by James' mouth on his Johnson. Then the expression on his face changed. His hands fell on James' smooth he

Office Party - Pt 4
Office Party by MistyMorgan © Brett found a tablecloth and threw it over the top of the desk then he slowly removed my dress. As he revealed my breasts, he obliged them by sucking their erect nipples into his mouth. My hands went to the back of his head and held it in place as he licked and sucked at the hard mounds. "Oh, yeah, that feels so good. I want you to fuck the stress right out of my body. Force it down my legs and right out of my toes!" I whispered as his lips traveled down my flat belly. I felt his hard Putz grow against the inside of my leg as he rubbed his body close to mine. His plum head was dripping precum and my hand reached for the object of my pleasure. Brett slapped at my hand and whispered, "I'm in control now; it is your job to let go. So do it NOW!" "Yes Sargent!" I giggled and spread my arms and legs wide so he could enjoy all of me while he brought me pleasure and stress relief. He guided his manhood into the wetness that was overflowing

Office Party - Pt 5
Office Party by MistyMorgan © Then I felt James' tongue as he gently pulled my hand out of my love canal and soothed the heat. He lapped at my clit and sucked her like a tiny dick. He nibbled on her little head as his fingers played in my pool of lust. Soon my legs gave out and he had to support me to the floor. He spread my legs wide and sucked at my pussy while arousing my clit until my body shook and my tits grew hard. My orgasm seemed coordinated with Amanda's, as I heard her whimpering in the conference room. "Yes, oh yes! NO DON'T STOP YET… KEEP GOING!" she yelled but no one except James and me (I) could hear her over the drum of the office. "That's it! Do it baby. FUCK ME GOOD! I'M ALMOST THERE. KEEP GOING YOU ASSHOLE! DON'T STOP NOW! I looked into the room as my body slowly calmed. She was forcing his body into hers trying to get the last of his cum to fill her cunt. As her zenith flowed through her body I heard a deep sigh and she released her hold on Calvi

Office Party - Pt 6
Office Party by MistyMorgan © When he uncovered her breasts, I began to get really horny. I pushed James to his knees and he dove into my muff. His tongue quickly found its way into the hot juices that were flowing. Brett was pulling Elizabeth’s white dress over her head and when she appeared once again, he fell to his knees and licked at her uncovered, pussy that had just that tuft of hair above her clit. I could tell he liked that because his cock pressed against his pants and pushed them forward. He licked and sucked on her clit and she responded by spreading her legs so he could get into her slit. Now naked, Elizabeth pulled him up and unbuttoned his shirt running her fingers through the light red hair on his chest. She licked and sucked at his erect nipples. Then she fell to her knees, released his belt and unbuttoned his pants. As they fell to his feet, she pulled his shorts off and her mouth sucked in his ten-inch specter. Brett’s hands went to her head for supp

Of Fishing
Well to give a bit of information ... In michigan there is a fish no one wants to catch ... It is called a gobie and they are slimy and just plain yuck ... so now ya know a bit about this poem and yes this really happend... But then don't we all tease our friends. Mighty Gobie at the Pole It was extremely windy and quite cold upon that day But we decided to go fishing and we gathered anyway They had already begun, before I got there all was fine they had picked out their spots, and had casted out their line The old pro of the group had let me bait my hook I picked a spot and casted hard, no one gave a look The cold was cutting deep and I was grateful for the dog she blocked the wind so well and her warmth I wanted just to hog Suddenly there came a shout of fish on ! that's how it did begin The mammoth man called Tiny stood up and reeled his line in he showed it there for all the world to see a perch he did display And to our amazement it was legal but he w

Office Fantasy
By Moriath - With Permission I sat and looked at the stack of paperwork on my desk and tried to get myself inspired to finish it before the day ended. I just couldn’t seem to get my mind to focus. All day, wanton need had been begging my attention. The mere act of crossing my legs would send shivers over my skin. I got up and walked to the door, thankful for the lock. I stretched out on my leather sofa and lifted my skirt. I knew I wouldn’t get anything done until I fed this need. I closed my eyes and imagined him here, sitting in my chair as I sat on the desktop. I start to stretch out when he ordered be to stop, to sit up. I nodded in obedience as he slid forward and started to kiss my thighs. His fingers brushed my thighs, snapping the garter against my skin, the sting making my nipples harden. I felt his breath before his tongue and a sigh escaped as I felt the teasing pressure against my pussy lips. My fingers were his tongue, exploring my pussy gently, teasingly, my fing

Officially Lost High Speed For A Bit
Well it happened today officially..I lost my highspeed internet thru COX!!! (oh and Good Lord does that name fit them...lol) I will be on AOL using dial up (EWWWWWW) for the next few days until my SBC gets hooked up so if you don't see me on here as often that is the reason. It takes 5 minutes for my page to load here using dial up. If you want to contact me, you can always IM me at my yahoo messenger address. For those of you that don't have it already it is: erinannemccain@yahoo.com I hope to hear from everyone there until my highspeed is back up and running. Much love to everyone!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX :) Erin and baby Emma

Offically Single!!
After about two months of a "Break" my now ex girl friend decided that maybe her and I shouldn't date but just be friends. I knew it was comeing though we were far to different in all things. Anyhow yeah I'm kinda happy and kinda pissed at the same time. It's like we had everything nice and good but neither of us really had the effort or will to change to be with one another. Meh oh well I will recover in less than an hour likely. Anyway yeah that's an update in my life...

Office Holiday Party
Office Holiday Party FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 4th November RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...please feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if the Managing Director shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00p.m. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! The Managing Director will make a special announcement at the Party. Merry Christmas to you and your Family. Pauline ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FROM: Pauline Le

Office Romance - Next Lifetime
I wrote this actually almost a year ago but I thought it was an interesting situation... I wonder if this has ever happen to you. (if you're alive it has.) It was bout' two year ago, I worked downtown for the parking dept. so it's easy to see hotties walking' round. There was this one that worked in a satellite office for my company. she looked incredible but I'll in a relationship, so I wasn't pressed. Turns out she started working in MY office building. I started working with her everyday. We'll call her "Niecy" lol her nickname. I tried but, couldn't help but start liking Niecy. She had everything, personality, beauty, intelligence, a total package...bad I know. She was into me to my surprise. Hell, she even told her mother bout' me. When she told me that, I realized I was going down a road I DID NOT want to go. My emotions were so twisted that whenever me and my girl got into an argument I would think of Niecy. It took me bout' a week before I could talk to this Niecy, an

Office Party
So….tonight is the night of the evil party that our front office has been invited to. It’s a Promotional Products organization party thing. The fun bit is that it’s held at Play here in Nashville which is a really awesome gay bar that I like to dance at. Also, there will be karaoke, drinks and dinner on the boss. The bad news is that I have to deal with people from work and people that I don’t like over the phone while I’m consuming the alcohol. However I plan to drink and sing and leave. I know that Nickey and I are gonna break out some Barbara and Celine and perhaps some other duets. I also plan on some Hinder (running gag between Nickey and I), Peggy Lee, maybe some Connie Francis, and if there’s time a specific 80’s song I love. Any other suggestions for the joys of karaoke?

Office Worker Found Dead After 5 Days...
This is soooo horrible, but true. A great reminder for me to continue pursuit of having more of a social life this year rather be consumed by work. While work is a necessary evil in this money centered world, it certainly isn't worth dying for at your own work desk.... - Get Your Own

Office Day (kinna Sexual)
well id lock the door behind me after i brought u in my office of course u were applyin so i had to ask u questions i lock the door behind me id turn to you kiss u ever so softly teasing you with lil kisses and some passon kissing then i walk u over to my desk lay u down while undressing u and i take off my top at the same time put ur hands on my breast and get on top of u straddling u on my desk i bend down kissin u i undo ur belt loops and take off ur belt take the belt and tie ur hands toghter so u couldnt touch me fo rwhat i wam gonna do i get off u and then i undo ur pants take em off u r left there with a raggin hard on and boxers its so hard ur about to go threw ur boxers i then take it out to breath ur body and cock it wanting me to take it in my mouth or in my pussy i then walk away to get some ice i take the ice in my mouth and i begen to go from ur ears to ur lips and then neck all the way down to your cock right befor ei get to the base i lick around it and walk tp it to t

Office Colour Changes Mood
Employees have revealed they get depressed when they work in an office that is painted blue. Yellow offices made staff feel happy, energised and more focused on their work. Employees said they felt angrier and more passionate if there was more red than any other colour, while black made them feel "tougher." The research by Konica Minolta also found that grey offices made workers feel "dull." A spokesman from the company said: "This study shows that it is not just Monday mornings, the rush hour or having to work late that can affect the office environment - colour has a huge impact."

The Office
*They turn on the ultra violet light in the hotel room, and the one guy looks at the bed and says, "Gawd! What are all those stains on the bed??" The other guy answers, "Its either blood, urine or semen.." The other exclaims, "Geez, I hope its urine" Bwahahaha!!

The Office (part 1)
It was a stormy day. Rain had been falling now for three straight days, and today the thunderstorms rolled in with a bang. The office had lost power twice, and Amy`s desk took on an errie look in the half light of the dim afternoon coming in the 3rd floor window. Most of the people in the building had already gone home. She was waiting for a man from maintenance to come and look at her computer. During the last power outage, it had no come back on. Amy was able to spend some time of her usually ordinary day at work, surfing the net and visiting various web sites. She had quite a few "online friends", and wanted to spend this quiet time in the building catching up on things with them. Amy was just about to phone the maintenance shop again, when he walked in. She knew most of the maintenance crew, but this guy must have been new. He was absolutely gorgeous! Strong, and well built, he walk with an air of confidence. He politely introduced himself, and asked what the problem was. Suddenl

The Office (part 2)
The day was getting late. As Amy watched the last of the other employees leave, she began to wonder if he would come. It was 1 minute until 6PM. She still could not believe what had happened yesterday. It had been so wrong, and wonderful and exciting and terrifying all at the same time. Amy did not know what she was feeling right now. She wanted to just run to her car and speed home. To leave before he arrived and forget the whole thing. But something held here there. When she would start to get up, her body would not move. She was beginning to understand that she wanted more, she needed more, when he walked into the room. He was dressed exactly the same, in the company uniform. Grey pants and shirt, web belt, and a small tool box he carried in his left hand. Amy, of course, was dressed differently. Today she wore a white silk blouse that accented her pleasing breasts, so close to see through that she caught men looking all day to see if they could. She had on her favorite black skir

Official Holiday Freestyle "from The Heart"
i spit dis shit from my heart dark art who fuck wit dis liquid get quick wit not a damn one dark art i dragged ur face along tha ground cause sparks burn out tha rubber ya chick screamin holiday you da man holla back boy at 20 grand flat thats 20 stacks 20 facts wit plenty of ways to get my pockets fat but i saty true to da art hip-hop got my heart not tha corporate thugs get filled wit slugs confused ya switch up directions get hit wit da smith n wesson lear a valuable lesson before they catch tha death hand a socialist political nigga rappin hardcore they all ask what happened to my mans ya mans had to spit ill cuz if i didn't they was goin to kill what i love had to stop tha bullshit before i went to my dressed n grabbed da four fifth dat dese niggaz can kick wit no holdin me back i came i conquered just like crack

Officials Concerned About Passport Rules
http://travel.msn.com/Guides/article.aspx?cp-documentid=380528>1=9016 By Beverley Lumpkin, AP Canadians and U.S. officials worry that new rules requiring passports for Americans and other travelers entering the United States will hurt trade and tourism. Starting Tuesday, air travelers who are citizens of Canada, Mexico and Bermuda, as well as U.S. citizens returning home, must with few exceptions display passports to enter the United States. The new rule brings them under the same rules that apply to all other travelers worldwide. Canadian Minister of Public Safety Stockwell Day has made clear that Canada considers this first phase affecting only air travelers to be reasonable. However, Canada is worried that rules about land and sea, which will take effect sometime between January 2008 and June 2009, could clog land borders and disrupt trade. "We need to ensure that we do not build walls between us," Canadian officials recently wrote. Day and Homeland Security Secr

Official Drug Test
1997, Canada) A woman in Canada called the police with a complaint that she had been burnt in a drug deal. She claimed that a man had sold her a rock of crack cocaine, but when she brought it home, it "looked like baking powder." The police dispatched a narcotics agent to her house, who tested the rock and verified that, despite its appearance, it was indeed cocaine. The woman was promptly arrested for drug possession. The RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) are encouraging anyone who thinks they may have been fooled into buying fake drugs to come forward.

The Official Holiday Freestyle "timeline"
hip-hop can't die life eternal burning a hole in my soul/ grabbing my chest feeling deep inside lets ride me and my queen hip-hop/ married since 5 i member when i wild running streets she was the only thing that kept me on my feet/ use to turn on large professor just listen to the beats/ nas dropped infinite knowledge dropped more bombs than pro qb/ then mobb deep was next out of qb/ big was hitting brooklynn/ then blackmoon dropped enta da stage thats about the time i learned to carry the 12 gauge/ then big l came out for harlem/ then jay-z came 2 years later talking about having a harem of women/ pun then came not wanting to be a player no more/ then x changed the game became the only rapper ever to debut at number 1 3 times in a row/ then hip-hop changed with cats from the south talking about hoes/ since a rise in a region that pretty much had died came back to ride hard/ nas n jay went at it hard going punch for punch/ nas came out victorious and ate jay for lunch/ then a punch was

The Official Holiday Freestyle "freedom"
I want freedom from this system thats got me falling victim like islams and christians got to lock n load a gun six em put a revolver to solve ya problems got to snitch just to get a deal on a sentence many brothers letting their own fall into the system watching the sweat glisten off their forehead in court when its over walk outside let the newport hit you inside the lungs cuz the damn cops got ya right where they wanted ya pressured ya tongue i want freedom from the judgement of society i can't even walk outside on my porch without gettin mad looks for how i dress i'm not trying to impress anyone just stayin true to myself fuck the wealth i do my music and me for me n the love i got for both give a toast i'm not a rapper who boast on his skillz i'm not usin hip-hop to pay my bills trying to get deals or meals i do hip-hop cuz she gives me a sense of freedom amongst the madness i was in cali time of rodney king how them cops get free or the cops who shot that kid on his wedding day

Office Romance
Chapter One Office Romance Mr. Griego called his secretary into his office. Ms. Simmons was dress to impress her very single boss. Ms. Simmons long brown hair was done pass her shoulder, her blouse was low cut to see down if she bent or she was sitting down, her skirt was short and tight, but she was wearing no panties today. Mr. Griego saw that her blue eyes was breath taking even with those glasses on her prefect nose. “Ms. Simmons, please take a memo for the rest of the staff.” Ms. Simmons smiled and sat down in the chair across from her boss desk, her legs were long and slender, she was wearing stockings and high heels today. Mr. Hayashihara quickly ran his tongue across his lips and then gather himself. “Ms. Simmons, I need you to type this up….” “Yes, Mr. Griego.” Mr. Griego loved how his name sound from her lips that were prefect to kiss, he wonder if she taste good too, but he said, “It has come to my attention that some of the workers here seem to be la

Official Language Of Hialeah
Official Language of Hialeah (Hiyeleah)! Body: Hialeah's Official Language: Berguerquín - Burger King Magdonal - McDonald's Equer - Eckerd Drugs Disni Guer - Disney World El queimar - K-mart Guolmar - Walmart Besbai - Best Buy store Sebenileben - 7-Eleven convenience store El Guindici - Winn-Dixie Supermarket El Pobli - Publix Supermarket Guashinton - Washington D.C. or one dollar Mayamibish - Miami Beach tonpai - Florida's Turnpike un picop - a pick-up truck un Bosguagon - a Volkswagen transporteichon - a barely adequate automobile un estop - a stop sign daontaon - Downtown area Maico - a man or boy named Michael tineiyer - teenager un yin - a pair of jeans pantijós - panty hose yaqui - a jacket or windbreaker pulove - a pull-over tichér - T-shirt (see "pulove") un su - a lawsuit un partain - a part-time job printear - to print; use a computer printer faxear - to fax taipear - to type incontá - Income Tax escoshitei - Scotch Tape el teipe - tape an

Officials Indict 5 In Iraq Contract Scam
Officials indict 5 in Iraq contract scam 07 Feb 2007 Three Army Reserve officers and a U.S. contractor were indicted Wednesday as part of a bid-rigging scam that steered millions of dollars of Iraq reconstruction projects to a contractor in exchange for cash, luxury cars, jewelry and other pricey goods. The three U.S. Army Reserve officers were responsible for helping to supervise how the U.S.-managed Coalition Provisional Authority spent an estimated $26 billion available for 'reconstruction' projects in Iraq. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/politics/4534143.html

Offical
it was anounce that GTA Vice City Stories is coming to PS2 so those who are getting rid of them then your lost but i got my PS2 and im gone get a psp then a PSp and why PSP before PS3 beacuse no major launch titles interest me on PS3 so thats whya nd sides Vice City Story is on PSP and i need me a on the go game system so im gettin a PSP

Office Visit
I decided to pay you a surprise visit to your office for lunch. I prepared myself in advance to be dressed to your liking. A nice short sundress, and as I debated if I should put on panties........I decided to wear them as they're going to be used today, for your pleasure! I approached your office, let myself in and closed the door behind me. You were on the phone with a very important telephone conference. I approached you quietly and straddled your lap, a sexy grin came across your face. I could feel that it hadn't taken long......you already were hard as a rock. Mmmmmmm I thought to myself as I sat down facing you........I could feel your hard cock under my ass cheeks. I gave you a small kiss and let you continue your conversation. I moved to your neck, placing small kisses and tiny nibbles on your neck. I can feel your hand wandering over my ass cheeks.....you're so aroused but can't be a full participant at the moment, but are loving the attention. I make my way down your chest.

Official Death Notice Has Been Served
Make your own Banner Here! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!URGENT ACTION NEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE RE-POST AND RE-POST AGAIN TELL EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU PLEASE CLICK ON POSTER TO ACCESS "DELARA'S SITE" AND FOLLOW THE LINK TO SIGN THE PETITION TO SAVE HER LIFE OR CLICK ON BANNER FOR A DIRECT LINK TO THE PETITION...DELARA'S OFFICIAL DEATH NOTICE HAS BEEN SERVED AND WE ARE RACING AGAINST TIME

Office Oral
Everyone seemed to head out the door as soon as the clock struck 5:00, except for the two of us. We sat together talking about this and that; being silly, flirting. I was waiting for him to make a move, give me some sign. He didn't. I decided if anything was going to happen, it was up to me to get it going. I stood up and said, "Follow me; there's something I need to show you." He looked intrigued and followed me into the small conference room. I shut the door behind us and locked it. I kicked off my shoes and removed my socks. I watched his eyes carefully as I slowly unbuttoned my blouse, letting it fall off my shoulders and land on the floor behind me, then unbuttoned and unzipped my pants and slithered out of them, revealing a black velvet bra and panty set. He leaned back against the conference table directly in front of me, smiling, enjoying the show. I went to him and pressed my body against his, putting my arms around his neck. "I can't wait anymore." I said softly. "I

Office Jokes
Thoughts from work Thoughts and stories from on the job My boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary. He said in a rage, "Is this what you get paid for ?" I told him, "Nope ! I do this for free." This same boss was into all this dumb inspirational and motivation stuff too. I remember once he posted a sign which read "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." I couldn't resist and added a note: "And now you know why too". Once I came upon this pretty new temp standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on her face. I asked if she needed any help and she said, "Yeah, how does this thing work ?" I took the papers from her hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with yet another confused expression, so I said, "Any questions ?" She said, "Yeah, exactly where do the copies come out from ?" People always say that hard work never killed anybody. Oh yeah ??? When's the last time ya ever heard of anyon

Offical Start To Training
I did my first "official" training walk today! Walked a little over a mile and while my left leg felt a little stiff, everything went very well. I wasn't winded at all, which means my cardio is still good and I just have to work on building up the muscles for distance. I have to admit that it felt really good when I was done. I felt like I could have done much more but I don't want to push too hard and injure myself. I am just going to ease out of winter and try to do longer walks on the weekends when I have more time. As always, if you want to donate to my walk the link is in my "About Me" section. If you don't feel secure using your credit card, contact me privately and I will give you the details on how to send a check in by mail. Thanks!

Office Story
Rachel was at work at a high class lawyer firm, where the man that she has been lookin at also works. He doesnt know she is alive, or that she even works there. Rachel wears clothes that get attention but yet he still doesn't pay her any. While in her office wit close doors she daydreams of him and the taughts that he would come in and make love to her..there is a knock at the door its him (Jamal)she jumps up not able to speak, he tells her she is assigned to a new case and she needs to work late with him, she is speechless but manages to say thank you for that opporinity to work with him. He leaves the office and closes the door behind him, she sits back in her chair smiling, excited about being next to him. Rachel couldnt wait till that nite to work with him. Later that nite Jamal came into her office when it was time to work on the new case, Jamal took Rachel by the hand and lead her into his office where he had roses and candles lite, she looked at him and was gonna say but I tau

Off I Go...i Miss Him 2 Much!
This weekend I am off to Florida...I cannot stand to be away from Chris anymore. I am so happy....all night last night I cried cuz I miss him so much. It hurt my heart, head, soul to not be around him and its only been about 6 weeks! I am so blessed that I have friends around me that will take care of things while I am gone... For my son has to have someone to watch over him for the week. I have waited to take this trip because my GREAT friend Linda is about to have a baby...but nothing yet, so I am hoping that she will hold out just a little longer...OH PLEASE DEAR GODDESS let her wait! I just can't go any longer without seeing Chris. Anyway, I will be leaving Friday morning like at 3am ((thanks Kristi for the trip to the airport)), and I will be back Wednesday Night. Take care and I will miss my friends...leave me love and be happy for me!! {hugs} *DarK ShaDoW AnGeL* Jessica Jess ((Pick one *Giggles*))

Office Sex Pt2
Jamal is in his chair at his desk waiting for what she has to say...but to his surprise she doesnt say anything..she began to play with her pussy, as she is doing that Jamal dick gets hard again watchin her finger herself, and rubbin her clit...moanin out she looks at him like are u gonna come help me cum some more....Jamal looks at Rachel and says "You need some help over there"? Rachel looks at him and moans. He stands up and walks over to her as she is on the couch, she looks up and smiles at Jamal, saying you want more? Jamal tells her take my dick and put it where you want it...Rachel smiles at him really she says? Jamal just smiled! Rachel is rubbin her pussy as she tell him to lick her pussy..Jamal gets on his knees in front of her, kissing her stomach then kissing her inner thigh, then kisses her pussy, Rachel smiles and bits her lower lip waiting for him to begin lickin her clit. He teases her more and more...he begins to lick her pussy and sucks on her clit, make her juic

Official Militia Roster!!
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MEMBER LIST OF RAVEN'S MILITIA: MILITIA LEADER: RAVEN (RADIO DJ) Metal & Urban MILITIA SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: DRAGONBLAZE MILITIA GENERAL: ANGEL MILITIA MAJOR: VINNLAND WARRIOR MILITIA LIEUTENANT: JONES MILITIA CAPTAIN: ALISA MILITIA PRIVATE: DART 223 MILITIA PRIVATE: MASTER VAMPIRE MILITIA MEMBER: KIWICHI MILITIA MEMBER: JIM MILITIA MEMBER: JOHNNY REBEL 88 MILITIA MEMBER: INK MASTER MILITIA MEMBER: MY OWN TIGER EYES MILITIA BAND: MADSIC MILITIA BAND: FLATLINE MILITIA BAND: DRUDGE PUPPET MILITIA BAND: RICTUS GRIN MILITIA BAND: AYIN ALEPH MILITIA DJ: DJ EXTREME (Rap) **This is simply a list of official members and titles* For information about Raven's Militia, bands and more or how to join, please send me a message. OR check out my profile and scroll down. You will see information there. ANYONE WHO IS NOT ON THIS LIST, IS NOT IN RAVEN'S MILITIA. "United by faith, Controlled by none"

Office Update - Winner!
(Originally Posted on May 18, 2006)(See previous post on the office battle.)The bad news is that Mr. Gamma won the office. Therefore, office infighting did not happen. The good news is that I got a lava lamp out of the deal. I've never owned a lava lamp before. Does anybody know what they eat?tag: idiot boss, career, idiots, work, office politics

Office Service Call
Office Service I was unaware that Mindy had a copier in her office, but the request for service was from her none the less. I actually looked forward to the call, she always dressed nicely, she had a beautiful face and nice legs. I hoped that I would get more than just a few peeks at her lovely body. I got my tools and made the trip, hoping that she would not notice my arrousal at the thought already. I knocked on the door and there was no answer. Entering, I saw the copier behind her desk... it would be a good place to view here. I set my tools up and hear singing... no it was more like moaning... coming from a closet? I stepped to the door and heard running water... did she have a shower in her office??? Oh my... I listened at the door... she was enjoying herself... oh my... what to do... what to do??? I got to work, trying to hide my arrousal at the thought of her soap slickened skin beneath my hands... I was totally surprised when the door opened, she gasped and I turned. She

The Official Girlfriend Application
ok, so here's how it's going to work... if you're really interested, or just have nothing better to do, click the link i've provided below to start the application. once you're done with it, click the save icon and then send to my email where all of your information will be kept confidential. You can write and click the options directly in the application. lmao, ok, so i found a flaw in this application. i've saved it and because of the lame security settings on here, i'll be hacking the damn thing so it'll work the way it's supposed to... check back soon for the updated link NOTE: you do NOT have to fill out the parts that you really aren't comfortable sharing, just fill in as much as you can. My Email is - Cephasxpth@gmail.com Official Girlfriend Application

Official Statement
1st I would like to appoligize to everyone for the heart attack this morning with the mass IM that was sent. My yahoo, voilmail, Email, and everything single sourse of communication has been blown UP!!! The reason for it was, I had someone that would not leave me alone, No matter how much I tried she would not stop . I told everyone to tell her I was dead so that MAYBE she would stop and get a life... and well, they did tell her that... and the rest is the result of what you have seen. I have no room in my life who does nothing but spread drama throughout the CR community and cause isues for both myself and my friends. And if your readying this ( like I know you are) OUR NOT A 128 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE... GET A FUCKING LIFE !!! It is people like YOU who give the community it's bad name! SO... the result of this is YES... I got rid of the MORON that had been harrassing me, and I I know that I have been replying to yahoo messages all day to most everyone who has messaged m

Official
Well it is Official, This member of the War Hoast is once again proweling about. Unincombered by any relationship. It wasn't my Idea, but it is my life, and I will live it even if I no longer have a single thing to loose. heh heh heh that just means I have more to gain.

*offical*
It's offical!!! I am done with school now. I am done with school because with my cast and wheel chair there is no way I can get back to school. So the school is going to give me my exams and basically pass me. Which is lame I don't want someone to pass me because I am a "cripple" I want to pass on my own abilities. So I will go back just for graduation on May 24th. Hopefully this cast will be off by then and I can walk the green and graduate with my class of 2007. I dyed my hair today its herbal essance hair color number 44. LOL! I love herbal essance!

Officials "mounted" A Day Light Capture. .lmao
Mating Hares Block Milan Airport Runways Jun 17, 1:52 PM (ET) MILAN, Italy (AP) - Wild hares at Milan's Linate airport seem to have only one thing on their mind, and their excessive mating and growing numbers have blocked takeoffs, landings and radar systems. Officials on Sunday mounted a daylight raid to keep these furry creatures off the runways, part of a twice-annual capture to keep the airport population under control. "There are always hares at the airport, the problem is that lately there were too many, and they cause problems with the radar and sensors that monitor the airport," said Nicoletta Angioni, spokeswoman for SEA, the company that operates Milan's airports. Blowing whistles and waving their arms frantically, some 200 volunteers spooked the hares out of their holes and into waiting nets. The animals - 57 hares and four wild rabbits - were put in wooden crates and transferred to a wildlife preserve, officials said. Usually the hare hunts takes place overnigh

Official Fallouts Blue Team List
Alright if you are listed below that means you are on my team and I will be contacting you by email soon. Harold/Gandaf inmate # 607557 Marco/D.J.M&M inmate # 711323 Kim/PoeticAngel inmate # 730443 Kevin/LowRider inmate # 700032 Joe/Jobill1 inmate # 864825 Les/HeartofFire inmate # 230463 Tedesa/TeddyBear inmate # 728725 Chuck/BlueEyes inmate # 664830 Angie/MissLongLegzz inmate # 434393 Shari/Cherokee inmate # 883361 Cal inmate # 718965 One thing Fallouts require is to have 1 salute so that you can bomb on any contest as some contest require commenters to have 1 verified salute so if you are on my team and dont have a verified salute please do so by friday at 6 pm est! I will be contacting each of you with a copy of Fallout rules as well as our team rules and I will try to get in contact with each of you to talk about how things can be done to improve our group

Official Fallouts Reminder
Just a reminder that tomorrow is saturday and we ask that all Fallouts wear their Fallouts tag. If you dont have a Fallouts yet please let me know and we will get you taken care of. Remember Official Fallouts Rule #1 1) When we get a tag, we ask that you wear it on Saturday. heres links to get your tags if you arent there let us know please. Team Tagz Old Tagz Thanks Mark Blue Team Manager

Official Fallouts Heres The Link To Race To 3k
We are in a race to 3k to win a 3 day blast. This is a double benifit for Fallouts as we will be bombing for a Fallout to win and the Contest runner is Apply In Person also a Fallout who gets the points for our comments. Thanks to all that help get this done Mark Official Fallouts Blue Team Manager

Official Fallouts Blue Team A New Contest To Slam
The contest we have been workin on is over now and we have another contest to start on. He is behind in comments at the moment so lets go get him caught up and winning. "Heart of Fire" Representing Club F.A.R.!!!!~~ Official Fallout's~~!!!

The Official Band Of Brothers Member List
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Official Fallouts Blue Team "you Should Be Here"
We are now working on a new contest for Les. He is behind in comments at the moment so lets go get him caught up and winning. Click his pic to go to the contest "Heart of Fire" Representing Club F.A.R.!!!!~~ Official Fallout's~~!!!

Official Recruiter
Well it is now official, I am a Recruiter in the United States Marine Corps. I am heading to Clarksville Indiana and I will be driving there on Tuesday the 3rd of July. So yes I will be on the road for the Fourth of July, but I blame that on the new way base housing works. Once I got my orders I put in to leave, but I hve to give them 30 days notice and they will not budge a bit. I had the movers come tuesday (070626) and so I am in this place with nothing but place to sleep and wait! Tell me that ain't complete bullshit. And the reason is even more bull. There is a waiting list atleast 3 pages long, but the longer I occupy the house they can charge the government all they want! So I say to hell with them I will be in Texas on the 4th and if I was a betting man I bet thoes good old texans know how to celabreate the 4th! Well watch out world here Mac and I will talk at ya all later!

Officialy Nothing
Well it looks like the Fallouts are no longer a family. Anyone asking to become a fallout should be notified there isnt a fallouts anymore as you can see the Fallouts HQ is no longer there. ~~Savannah~~@ CherryTAP

Official Downrater Message To Leave That Will Proberly Grow Weekly
What I said to this Downrater. I Left this to 2 early am: What are you,Stupid or something? You don't Downrate a VIC.A Regular Rate ,I would have Come an Level'd you.Instead I come to Block you Post you in Stash,an Label you a Wolf Hater for all in my Family to come in Block an Stash you as well.Best to Crawl back where you came from an Learn some Respect. Everyone on this Bitches Comment Column she had Downrater,It really amazed me

Officer Kozminski
GRAND RAPIDS -- About 2,500 people are expected to attend the funeral services for Grand Rapids Police Officer Bob Kozminski Friday morning, including over 100 police departments. A steady stream of mourners filed in to St. Anthony of Padua Church on Thursday to pay their respects to Officer Kozminski, including Gov. Jennifer Granholm, who spoke with the family. The Grand Rapids Police Department will have the day cleared to mourn their fallen brother thanks to the support of other agencies.He was only 27 yearsold and a father of one.

Official Rules Of Drunk Dialing
***The Official Rules of Drunk Dialing*** 1. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 2. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 3. If you are going to drunk dial MOM say something nice. Ex."Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 A.M. asking to bend them over something? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends laugh at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call t

Office Sunblock
I sometimes Walk by her Just for the view Not lustful thing Or just something To do I can sense Something special A different kind Of soul She just kinda Warms you While your taking A stroll The exquisite beauty That emits from Inside Is better Than sexy It helps you Feel alive When you glance Over at her You see a true Piece of art A tiny speck Of my journey One of my Favorite parts

Official I.d.
Well I just wanted to let everyone know that if they rate my pic's or stash or show me some love to help me level up i will make you an official FuBar I.D. or Lo or Lette I.D. Just send me a message or comment letting me know if you would like me to make you an I.D.!!! MMFWCL

Officially...
27 years old now. Boo! But I *DID* Have a fantastic celebration for my birthday!# I wanna thank: John Alec Lynn Crystal Monica Colette Ash Danielle Alec's mom My mom and dad And everyone else that sent me birthday wishes and "gifts" and made my birthday FUCKING ROCK MITTENS!@# Seriously this was probably the best birthday I've ever had. *smooches* to all!# I'm slightly sunburned but it should go away in a couple days. My arms aren't red anymore thankfully. I wish I could repeat Friday night and Saturday over and over. :) I'm happy.

Office Life
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender. 3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha." 4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." 5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this. 6) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way. 7) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document· 8) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they wan

Office Sex
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot >>girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. > >One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll >Give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." > >The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!" > >Eddie said, > >I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, >And 'll finish by the time you've picked it up." > >She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her >>boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation. > >Her boyfriend says, > >"Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be >able to get his pants down." >She agreed and accepts the proposal. > >Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still! waitin g for his >girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and >asks > >what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The >bastard had all qua

Official Statement From Raven
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM RAVEN OF RAVEN¡¦S EGGS & KEGS SHOW LIVE To all the great fans and listeners: The Eggs & Kegs Show has been around for almost 3 years now and has gained much success over the time. In January 2007 the show was offered a spot on World Rock Radio. The show added an extension to the already known ¡§Eggs & Kegs Show¡¨ on New Artist Radio and became Raven¡¦s Eggs & Kegs Show LIVE. While The Eggs & Kegs Show is a monthly pre-recorded updated show, the LIVE addition of the the show has made great progress over the past months. Cherrytap/Fubar people are just as great if not better and doing the show was so worth it. The Raven¡¦s Eggs & Kegs Show Live have given you a chance to laugh and more, As of today (8/2/2007) Raven¡¦s Eggs & Kegs Show is no longer part of World Rock Radio. All of your Hut Hut and profaned words will be remembered forever! More information will be given on the Eggs and Kegs Radio Website. www.eggsandkegsradio.com Thank you a

Officailly Missing You
[Verse One] officially missin you take one.... hmmmm...mmmmm....... All I hear is raindrops Falling on the rooftop Oh baby tell me why’d you have to go Cause this pain I feel It wont go away And today I’m officially missing you I thought that from this heartache I could escape But I fronted long enough to know There ain’t no way And today I’m officially missing you [Chorus] (Ohhhh) can’t nobody do it like you Said every little thing you do Hey baby say stays on my mind And I, and I, I’m officially [Verse Two] All I do is lay around Two ears full tears From looking at your face all over ( face all over) Just a week ago you were my baby Now I don’t even know you at all i don’t know you at all Well I wish that you would call me right now So that I could get through to you somehow But I guess its safe to say baby safe to say that I'm, I'm officially missing you [Chorus] (Ohhhh) can’t nobody do it like you Said every little thing you do Hey bab

Officially Spanked
I have officially spanked by Fubar for posting NSFW. And what's funny is that I am the one that flagged it, because I hadn't labeled it NSFW when I had uploaded it. Oh, well! LOL "An entry in your stash has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This stash entry was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This stash removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again." (not said: "affectionately, Fubar!" lmao)

Office Meeting
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of the very stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the stressed out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and Camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone 4. Viagra, Strong e

Official Statement Regarding Benoit's Brain Damage Part 1
Sports Legacy Institute Announces Findings of Forensic Examinations on Wrestler Chris Benoit's Brain NEW YORK, Sept. 5 /PRNewswire/ -- Leading medical experts associated with the Sports Legacy Institute today appeared with Michael Benoit, father of professional wrestler Chris Benoit, to release the results of neuropathological tests that demonstrate his son suffered from a type of brain damage called Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE), which was found in all regions of his brain. The Sports Legacy Institute (SLI), which oversaw and coordinated the testing, is an independent medical research organization dedicated to studying the long-term effects of head injuries in sports. SLI President Christopher Nowinski contacted Michael Benoit on June 28th, the Thursday after his son's death, to obtain permission to study the wrestler's brain. SLI's research has indicated there is a connection between the repeated head injuries suffered by many athletes involved in contact sports and an a

Officers
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION AND I HAVE SEEN THIS MYSELF PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY CAUSE I AM NOT HERE TO BEAT ANY ONE UP CAUSE WE ALL HAVE LIVES OFF OF HERE!!!!! NOW MY BITCH SECTION WE HAVE OFFICERS IN THIS FAMILY FOR A REASON AND ALL HAVE THERE JOBS AND DUITES TO HANDEL MINE IS RECRUITING AND ANY AND ALL AFFAIRS THAT COME TO THIS FAMILY, BIGDAWG69 IS ALMOST JUST LIKE MINE NOW WE GET TO AIMEE AND FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW HER SHE IS THE HEAD OF THE HOME PAGE AND IN CHARGE OF ALL THE BOMBERS REASON BEING IS SHE KNOWS WERE TO BOMB AND WERE NOT TO BOMB SO WHEN SHE ASK YOU TO GO TO A SPECIFIC PLACE TO BOMB PLEASE LISTEN HELL SHE EVEN HAS TO TELL ME AND BIGDAWG WERE TO BOMB NOW WE HAVE SOME DOING A VERY GOOD JOB AND WE HAVE SOME NOT DOING A JOB AT ALL SO THIS IS WHAT THIS BLOG IS ALL ABOUT I KNOW THIS IS A INTERNET SITE AND KNOW ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BUT IF YOU ARE A BOMBER IN THIS FAMILY PLEASE GIVE YOUR BEST THAT IS ALL I ASK CAUSE IF I CAN DO IT AND AMIEE CAN PUT

Official Diagnosis
Okay today, it is official, i have Pneumonia, but viral so none should be at risk. I am on the mend, but its going to take time. I am getting better day by day. Now to make sure it doesn't go sepsis on me as I am prone to doing with pneumonia. Just keeping everyone updates. Not sure when I might make it back to fest. Miss you all a great deal! all my love

Officials: Mit Student Enters Logan With Fake Bomb
Officials: MIT Student Enters Logan With Fake Bomb A woman who walked into Logan International Airport allegedly wearing a fake bomb strapped to chest was arrested at gunpoint Friday, officials said. MORE DETAILS: BOSTON -- A woman who walked into Logan International Airport allegedly wearing a fake bomb strapped to chest was arrested at gunpoint Friday, officials said. Star Simpson, 19, had a computer circuit board, wiring and a putty that later turned out to be Play-Doh in plain view over a black hooded sweatshirt she was wearing, said State Police Maj. Scott Pare, the commanding officer at the airport. After a Massachusetts Port Authority official notified State Police about 8 a.m., troopers tracked Simpson down outside Terminal C, where they arrested her and later determined the device was a fake. "She's extremely lucky she followed the instructions or deadly force would have been used," Pare told The Associated Press. "And she's lucky to be in a cell as opposed

Official Porn Names
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Official Member Tags Available
Official Member Tags are available to H.O.G./MC Members any member wanting one send me a Fu Mail and I'll get one to you right away here is an example of what they look like http://images76.imikimi.com/image/images_full/10644076.jpg

Officer Death Statistics
THESE STATISTICS REPRESENT PRELIMINARY INFORMATION RECEIVED BY THE FBI, JANUARY THROUGH SEPTEMBER 2007: FORTY-FOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS HAVE BEEN KILLED DUE TO CRIMINALACTIONS. DURING THE SAME TIME PERIOD IN 2006, 36 OFFICERS WERE SLAIN.TWENTY-FOUR DEATHS OCCURRED IN THE SOUTH, EIGHT IN THE MIDWEST, SIX IN THE WEST, FIVE IN THE NORTHEAST, AND ONE IN PUERTO RICO. CIRCUMSTANCES INVOLVING THE 44 SLAIN OFFICERS ARE AS FOLLOWS: 11 WERE PERFORMING TRAFFIC PURSUITS/STOPS, EIGHT WERE AMBUSHED, SIX WERE ANSWERING DISTURBANCE CALLS (THREE BEING DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE CALLS), FIVE WERE ATTEMPTING OTHER ARRESTS, FOUR WERE INVESTIGATING SUSPICIOUS PERSONS OR CIRCUMSTANCES, FOUR WERE RESPONDING TO ROBBERY CALLS, TWO WERE INVOLVED IN TACTICAL SITUATIONS, ONE WAS ANSWERING BURGLARY CALL,ONE WAS HANDLING/TRANSPORTING PRISONER, ONE WAS INVESTIGATING DRUG-RELATED MATTER, AND ONE OFFICER WAS SLAIN DURING INVESTIGATIVE ACTIVITY. FIREARMS WERE USED IN 42OF THE 44 KILLINGS (32 HANDGUNS,

Officer Death Statistics
THESE STATISTICS REPRESENT PRELIMINARY INFORMATION RECEIVED BY THE FBI, JANUARY THROUGH SEPTEMBER 2007: FORTY-FOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS HAVE BEEN KILLED DUE TO CRIMINAL ACTIONS. DURING THE SAME TIME PERIOD IN 2006, 36 OFFICERS WERE SLAIN. TWENTY-FOUR DEATHS OCCURRED IN THE SOUTH, EIGHT IN THE MIDWEST, SIX IN THE WEST, FIVE IN THE NORTHEAST, AND ONE IN PUERTO RICO. CIRCUMSTANCES INVOLVING THE 44 SLAIN OFFICERS ARE AS FOLLOWS: 11 WERE PERFORMING TRAFFIC PURSUITS/STOPS, EIGHT WERE AMBUSHED, SIX WERE ANSWERING DISTURBANCE CALLS (THREE BEING DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE CALLS), FIVE WERE ATTEMPTING OTHER ARRESTS, FOUR WERE INVESTIGATING SUSPICIOUS PERSONS OR CIRCUMSTANCES, FOUR WERE RESPONDING TO ROBBERY CALLS, TWO WERE INVOLVED IN TACTICAL SITUATIONS, ONE WAS ANSWERING BURGLARY CALL,ONE WAS HANDLING/TRANSPORTING PRISONER, ONE WAS INVESTIGATING DRUG-RELATED MATTER, AND ONE OFFICER WAS SLAIN DURING INVESTIGATIVE ACTIVITY. FIREARMS WERE USED IN 42 OF

Office Christmas Party
On Dec. 7th I am going to my first christmas party with my new job. I'm a bit nervous because its going to be at one of the nicest resturants in Dallas and have some top(very wealthy) owners of the company there. I'm faced with a dilemma. I would really like to take someone, but need to take someone that would fit in. So far I've met ppl that... are just too different from me. Its hard to find someone that would fit in well at a cocktail as well as the local poolhall. Maybe I'm the problem, maybe I'm too different and have had trouble finding the right fit. I would like to take someone to this party to impress my co-workers and bosses. someone elegant, beautiful, Intellectual and respectful. Maybe I'll just go stag, I don't think many people would be comfortable in that setting unless they do the same thing i do. That way if we start talking "shop" they can follow the conversation and not feel left-out.

Official Drug Test
Official Drug Test 1997 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin (1997, Canada) A woman in Canada called the police with a complaint that she had been burnt in a drug deal. She claimed that a man had sold her a rock of crack cocaine, but when she brought it home, it "looked like baking powder." The police dispatched a narcotics agent to her house, who tested the rock and verified that, despite its appearance, it was indeed cocaine. The woman was promptly arrested for drug possession. The RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) are encouraging anyone who thinks they may have been fooled into buying fake drugs to come forward

Officers Of The Kingdom Of Wolves
Officers of The Kingdom of Wolves an Spirit of The Wolf Platoon *LORD WOLF*Founder Kingdom of Wolves~Fu HubbyFTW Shredded Heart,Mstr Morpher Founder Spirit of Wolf Platoon,K.O.W.@ fubar Ice man K.O.W.~Liasons Officer@ fubar GeeGee~Secretary~Personal Tag Creator~K.O.W. ~ @ fubar ************************************************** Founder Spirit of Wolf Platoon *FTW Shredded Heart *Fubar Wife To *Lord Wolf * First Lady To K.O.W.*R.B.W.*Master Morpher Royal Elite Bomber@ fubar Secretary chrisgrl41~kow~~LONE WOLF~G-SPOTTER@ fubar Honey~Angel*proud subject of the Kingdom of the Wolves*advisor/mediator~ Spirit of the Wolf Pla@ fubar There will be more Positions added to the Kingdom of Wolves main Branch.

Office Love
It is said that everyone has fantasies, and Nancy was no exception. There was a new employee in her office. He was heavy built, kind of handsome, had a great sense of humor, and could always make her laugh, as well as ponder life's more serious matters. He had been there for a few weeks, and they had become close friends easily. They could talk about most anything, and since neither of them was in a relationship they had no problems spending time together and hanging out. It wasn't until last night that Nancy was made to wonder if only friendship was what she really wanted at all. The memories of the dream brought back the heat between her thighs, and a trickle of wetness from between the pert lips of her pussy. They had been working late on a big project for a few days, and it was a good thing they were friends because they would have gotten on each others nerves otherwise. The finishing touches were being applied, and it was time to celebrate. Jack had wanted to go out, but Nan

Official Wicked Dollz Model Application
Interested In Becoming A Wicked Doll?? Wicked Dollz is based out of the DFW, TX area. And the models are from ALL over the world!!! We are selecting only a select few 15 (perhaps more depends on who all applies) to be a part of the Wicked Dollz family and represent us with pride. (More in the future) VERY IMPORTANT: Please make sure your local laws allow you to pose nude before applying. Must be 18 years of age or older to apply. We are looking for women sizes 4-26, with the Wicked Dollz look! Must have Piercings & Tattoos. Goth, Freak, Rockabilly, Punk, Retro, Juggalettes is their way of life not just a look!!! If you think you we have described you then feel free to apply! At the moment we are not able to pay the model, although in the future we hope that we can and we will be doing so. There is A LOT in store for Wicked Dollz Inc. Just stay tuned!!!! We wish to have models apply that believe they have what it takes to be a Wicked Dollz and will stick with us

The Official Comedy Cartoon Ranking List Thing
There has been a lot of needless talk about this subject and it frustrates me how much time is being wasted. Here is the official list, ranked best to worst. 1. Family Guy Family Guy is pretty much flawless. Anyone who disagrees is trying to rebel and get attention. They use Family Guy's popularity to gain individuality through hating it. But from where I'm sitting, I'd rather be a tool who enjoys Family Guy than be unique and bored. 2. Southpark Same. 3. Harvey Birdman The most underrated show around. The problem is that Harvey Birdman references itself so much that if you haven't seen every episode prior, you'll miss out on the HB experience. What appears as random is actually grounded in previous bits. 4. Beavis and Butthead Most younguns nowadays think of Beavis and Butthead as two guys critiquing videos. That's not true. I'm talking about the episodes, not the music video commentary. The concept is flawless and most episodes kick ass. Beavis and Butthead h

Official Rules To Sexiest Cowgirl Contest
Well a week of delay... The Contest will start Saturday October 27, 2007 at 3PM(EST) and end Sunday, November 4th at 9PM(EST). Sorry for the postponing... but it can't be advoided... but on a good note the prizes for the winners have changed... 1st Place: 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day Blast 3rd place: Ticker Prizes will be rewarded Monday, November 5th. So far we have 23 hot contestants... but I think we still need more... So I will be looking for more contestants. But Now for the rules: 1) Votes will be determined by Rates and Comments. 2) Rates are worth 10 points each, while comments or worth 1 point each... 3) Self bombing is allowed and encouraged 4) Once the Contest starts no one can change there picture. 5) As soon as the contest starts; No new contestants can be added to the contest. 6) Once the contest starts, you can not withdraw from the contest. 7) The last rule is simple... NO WHINING!!! Good luck to each of the cowgirls and see you Sat

Official Rules
HOTT BOMBERS OF FUBAR! (Helping Out Their Team) A Bombing Family Dedicated to Helping Out their Team Member to the Best Of Their Ability! This is not a leveling family, but on occasion help with that may be given. RULES 1. Must be dedicated to helping out their team member first and foremost. By this I maen comment bombing a member of the team in whatever contest they are in. (Comment bombing is commenting over and over again on a particular pic) If you are unsure please contact either myself or Briguy. 2. Every member must be added as a friend. 3. Each team member is limited to one contest every 2 months which is subject to change as we grow. 4. First to notify of contest entry is the first to get help. This is only fair because we can't bomb more than one in any given contest. 5. Notifications must have start and end date of contest and requirements for bombing from the host. Notifications must be sent in email to Briguy and Myself..so we can keep track. 6. No D

An Officers Life
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding" He just worked an accident where people died because they were going to fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the nite keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns is clean and fully loaded and hi

An Officers Life
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding" He just worked an accident where poeple died because they were going to fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the nite keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns is clean and fully loaded and hi

Office Relations
Edward has had the hots for Lucy, a woman in his office. Finally one day he cannot stand the tension anymore. He approaches her and says, "I will give you $100.00 just to let me screw you." As she begins to protest he says, "I will just throw the money on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up I'll take you from behind. I'll be done before you finish picking up the cash." She thinks about this and calls her boyfriend. After she explains everything to him he says, "Ask for $200.00 and pick it up real fast. You will be done before he gets his pants down." She tells Edward the terms and he agrees. After an hour her boyfriend is getting nervous and she finally calls him. He asks, "What happened? Why did you take so long to call me back?" And she replies, "The Bastard paid me in coins!"

Officially, About Me!
Well, I've been on here for about a week now and it's a fun site so far! I've received a really warm welcome from a lot of folks. I can't figure out how to do the "about me" that some folks have on their profiles so I'm doing mine in a blog entry until I figure it out! lol I'm 38 and live in Denver, Colorado. I officially moved there at the end of last year from Washington State but was there quite a bit before that. What took me from WA to CO? hehe My boyfriend! Yes, I'm involved with an amazing man and am not looking for anything else other than friendship here. I'm at work now, so I can't write too much but I'll add more as I'm able. Have a great Monday!

Office Date
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?" "Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress and you'll have fantastic sex!" "What should I do?" asked Gloria. Her friend quickly replied, "Wear an old dress."

Officially Fu Owned
I couldn't be fu owned by a better guy ... Bri Guy is an awesome man and I'm lucky to be owned by him. He's always there to help his friends or to stop by and say HI! Bri Guy's had some bad luck lately...First of all his account was deleted and he was at level 24 almost a godfather, Then today his niece passed away. He's feeling pretty down and could really use some love from all you great fubarians. BRI GUY HELP ME LEVEL BACK UP I LOST MY ACCOUNT@ fubar Check him out and tell him I sent ya! I promise you won't regret it! Thanking u all in advance!!! This OWNED pimpout brought to you by: IRISH SWEETHEART~FU OWNED BY BRI GUY*DIRTY SOUTH CREW*~CLUB F.A.R.~THE SISTERHOOD~@ fubar

Office Christmas Party.
so friday night we had the office christmas party. they didnt want it on last years tab, so we did it late. it was...weird. pretty much everyone got loaded. the office chicks. the management. the people you didnt expect at all were cussin and swearin and boozin it up. WIERD. i wore a tie and nice shirt and pants....my chuck taylors of course and leather jacket came along but of course i was runnin late because of work so when i get there, theres no open seats and everyones like 'whoa. look at rock. is that a tie? blah blah blah.' i end up sitting with some of the older office chicks, one of them is the SHIT though so it wasnt that bad. all them were raving about me and introducing me to their husbands...it was....awkward. lol i didnt know they paid that much attention to me. anygay. so i rolled sinlge of course. lots of spouses and signifcant others are there and its funny when youre the person making these significant others uncomfortable. i mean, i dont 'flirt' at work, i dont even t

An Officers Life
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding' He just worked an accident where people died because they were going to fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the nite keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns is clean and fully loaded and hi

An Officers Life
An Officers Life...... You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding" He just worked an accident where people died because they were going too fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean ? He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a child ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache" and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns are

The Office!
You walk into my office wearing a tight white shirt and a short black tight skirt, I wonder what you are wearing under them. Everyday I see you around the building, but I never thought you had ever noticed me , I look at you with amazement and I wait to hear what your going to say. You bend your upper body over my desk and you lean over to whisper in my ear "Baby I’m feeling very naughty" and you lick my ear as you finish speaking. I look at you and my eyes wonder over your face and body. I lick my lips and ask you to lock the door and come over and sit on my lap. I lean forward to kiss your sweet luscious lips. I run my tongue along your bottom lip and do the same with the upper one. My tongue slides into your mouth and you do the same, Our tongues are circling, touching and licking, you reach your hand down stroke the front of my shirt, trailing your hand down into my lap. You feel my hardness and moan. You turn your body around. My knees are closed and your legs are straddled

Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

An Officer's Life
An Officer's Life...... You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding. He just worked an accident where people died because they were going too fast! ____________ _________ ____ You wonder why that cop was so mean. He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a child ____________ _________ _________ _________ You work for 8 hours. He works for up to 18 hours. ____________ _________ ____ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake. ____________ _________ _____ You complain of a "headache" and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before. ____________ _________ _____ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside. ____________ _________ _____ You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes su

Official Spotlight Fund!!!
I have decided the next step in my FU LIFE will be to have the SPOTLIGHT for the day! This was hard for me to post because I am not the type to beg for fubucks BUT.... it takes a whole lot more than just rating pics, rating stash and leaving comments like I do. So, I am not fu lazy by any means. Here's the deal! IF you need your fubucks, please don't give them to me. (I'm not a very good begger, huh?) If you yourself are saving for the spotlight don't give them to me. BUT, if you are the type that doesn't really care about how many fubucks you have then by all means shoot em my way and I will give you a big, big thank you. If you need help with something, let me know I am happy to help. I'm not saying hit me up to leave 100 comments on a bombing contest and you'll give me 10,000 fubucks. I can find that in the bulletins and I take advantage of those opportunities as well. I am just saying, I don't like to just be given stuff. I'm usually the giver, I'm not a v

Officers!!git-r-done Rebel Bomb Squad
OK HERE ARE THE OFFICERS FOR THE BOMB SQUAD AND THERE ARE 3 MORE TO COME. HEAD OF AND LEADER OF THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD PLEASE WELCOME =tamster92574~HEAD OF GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMB SQUAD~`@ fubar NOW LONG TIME MEMBER PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW MEDIATOR angel eyes "Fu wife to footballeye88 " ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar PLEASE GO AND INTRODUCE YOUR SELF AND LETS GET THIS FAMILY BACK TO WERE WE USED TO BE I THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR TIME IN THIS MATTER SO LETS GIT-R-DONE THE RIGHT WAY HITMAN6

Officially Alone
Well I am officially alone in life. I am stuck here in hell with no way out. I have no one here, no family, no friends nothing. I have lost everything in my life that kept me sane. It is bad enough that I am extremely depressed with everything else that is going on in my life and now the last person that I could count on left. I am now here alone. I don't and can't trust anyone here cuz everyone that I have met has lied and betrayed me in some way and if they haven't yet i am sure they will down the line. I have tried to do everything in my power to stay happy for the sake of my son but I can't do it anymore. It is so much harder to do then people think. I have done nothing but fuck up since I have lived here. My life has done nothing but go down since I was young. I am weighed down by my own pain and suffering and there is no help out there to get me out. I am and will always be stuck here. no matter what.

Official Announcement!!!
It's been almost four years but I'm so happy to say that it finally has paid off! Just in time for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend of almost four years, made us official last night! We received both our parents blessings and proposed to me in front of all his friends and mine! And I had a surprise for him too... I gave him a black platinum ring with 14k gold inlays and engraving. We've been talking and planning forever and it's finally going to happen! I'm getting married!!!!! :-) We don't have an exact date yet but I'll keep updates on the planning and my stress that's sure to come! Next stop, Vegas from March 15 - 23 to party and plan with his friends and rest of his family. John Gerald McCluskey Jr. And Danielle Marie Neu

Office Nonsense (possibly Part I)
Our office finally made the move away from Bitch-Face and her clan. The move happened on a Friday and continued to...well...we're still getting settled. Anyway, there was an incident over coffee mugs. It's not worth recounting, other than to point out how pitifully petty that family truly is. So we have a new office and a new set of problems. I will refer to him as "paralegal" because I can. At any rate, he's really good at getting his core work load done, but absolutely SUCKS at the rest of the admin. and detail work that make our office flow. Or, rather lack thereof. I want to make it clear that I really like Paralegal, he's very nice. I don't have anything against him personally. I just REALLY think he's not cut out for this field. He's not aggressive, he does not follow through with anything, he had close to zero phone personality, he doesn't know how to communicate and he can't multitask. And since, I am the boss's kid, office manager and first in line when shit

The Official I Hate Jen Club......kiss My A$$ B&tches!!!
i WANTED TO START THIS BLOG OFF WITH AN EARLIER POST FROM MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT - SO ALL YOU HATING ASS BITCHES KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD!! Thursday, June 21, 2007 The Official I hate Jen Club...KISS MY ASS BITCHES! Current mood: pissed off Category: Writing and Poetry I am so sick of the so-called inlaws and their bullshit! I had somewhere to go tonight with my Uncle, and so Mark stayed with the kids at the house, which is good since it was nearly dinner time for them. When I returned to my home, I wanted to use the phone and noticed that Mark's mother had called my home.. I said to him "oh, your mom called, what did she want"... thinking that she might have actually called to book the Pampered Chef party that she promised that she would and has been blowing off...but oh no....that would be too much like right. He tells me right away that he can not talk to me about it right then and that he doesn't want to discuss it in front of the children.. now, at

Officially In The Navy, After Giving Blood
Im giving a pint of blood tomorrow at my high school, then leaving there to drive to winston, and get in a car with 3 guys all going to Raleigh . . .a 3 hour drive with boys ages 18-25. This is gonna bring on some interesting conversations and no sleep. Anyways I get officially sworn into the Navy on Friday. Yay me! I love you all and I'll be back sometime this weekend and maybe with pictures, maybe not, I'll prolly forget to take my camera (as always). *****************my special boys***************** HI JAMES - AT CAMP LEJEUNE, in JACKSONVILLE. NC!! HI FRANK THE TANK - IN JAPAN!! HI RICHARDS - SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD!! HI JOSH - IN IRAQ!! ************gotta respect these boys************

The Official Rules.
Just a quick reminder of one of our rules, which is in 2 different versions, & is sent to everyone when they join, as well as in occassional weekly emails.... 1) Anyone who fails to rate, fan, or help other members level will be removed from the club. This is give & take...not just take & run. If you expect people to help you, then you also need to help others. IF you don't plan on rating people back that rate you...AND helping with pimp-outs & leveling....then please don't sign up. I'm removing some people right now for not helping. 2) INACTIVE MEMBERS will be removed from the group. You are considered inactive IF you fail to profile rate, fan, & add ALL members....IF you fail to help with pimp-outs, or leveling of fellow members on a regular basis....OR if you are causing any kind of drama or down-rating other members. A visit to a members page is NOT considered helping unless you actually do some rating.

Officer Cassidy
The funeral of Philadelphia Officer Chuck Cassidy was last year. For the people that do not live near Philly, Officer Cassidy was shot and killed during an armed robbery at a Dunkin' Donuts on Oct. 31. Officer Cassidy was a 25 year Veteran of the Philadelphia Police Force. He is survived by his wife and three children. Local residents and officers came to pay their last respects to the fallen hero. Officers from NY, Massachusetts, Delaware, and Virginia came to pay their respects to their fallen brother as well. They had a jumbo tron outside the church for those who could not be inside to watch the ceremony. But what really brought a tear to my eye was when the people stood along the side of the road to see the procession drive to his final resting place. It goes to show that one man can make a difference in his community that affects the people in it. As I watched the funeral and listen to the interviews on TV. It was what the people said in the interviews that made me think

Office Whore
Oh, sure renegade this in callous rampage on a highbrow to hell through a filter of piss just a little more certain than everyone else that once again you snuck off snickering with bonus scrapings from your master's table Still so bloody unable to anything more than grovel, snivel frame out, fade, flicker a blob of banter unfocused, incompetent vastly incomplete unable to pry away like shackles on my feet Yeah, sure, go rampage hulk green please lash out about this nothing this nobody's fault this mistake by default Point and wave Please, do bark up that off-the-chart tree which all but yourself can most definitely see is so bereft of target no scapegoat in sight that they all just might see for once what I see finally Sadly, Happily It is almost enough to convince you that it just may feel good to gouge your eyes out almost… ~M~

Officers....sample
OK SO THIS IS A SAMPLE OF WHAT I CAN DO FOR U ...FOR THE MAIN HOMEPAGE A SET OF RULES U CAN JUST POST IN A BLOG AND HAVE IT LOOK NICE AND AS FOR THE TEAM LEADERS U SEND OUT LETTERS TO ALL NEW MEMBERS RIGHT?WELL I CAN MAKE U THOSE TO JUST EMAIL ME WHAT U WANT IN IT....AND ILL MAKE EM UP SO U CAN SEND EM OUT AND AGAIN HAVE IT LOOKING NICE! SO LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK EMAIL ME GET BACK TO ME .......HARDLY ANY OF U READ MY SHITE LMAO SO THIS MIGHT NOT EVER GET AROUND SO THAT MEANS I MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE TO TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE IT HAHA...LOVE U ALL XXX

Officers Quiz Men Over Body Find
Officers quiz men over body find Heather Wardle "doted" on her son James Hughes Police are continuing to question two men on suspicion of murdering a severely disabled 22-year-old man. Missing James Hughes' mother Heather Wardle was found with a ligature around her neck at the base of a tree in undergrowth near her home on Monday. The men were arrested after a body was found at a house in Redditch, Worcestershire, on Wednesday. A police cordon has been put up around part of Loxley Close, Church Hill - near to Ms Wardle's home. A white tent has also been erected by police in the back garden of one of the houses. A white tent has been erected outside one of the houses The two arrested men are being questioned at police stations in Kidderminster and Redditch, West Mercia Police said. Police said a post-mortem examination was being carried out to establish the cause of death. Detectives had been trying to establish the last sighting of Mr Hugh

The Official Hot Momma Club Pimp Out For Mother's Day
THE HOT MOMMA CLUB MEMBERS" HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY "MAKE SURE TO RATE / FAN ADD ALL THE MEMBERS HERE AND MAKE IT THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY OF ALL"!! ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~ MY NEW OWNER LATIN MAN~@ fubar **Show Stopper/AlreadyMade**

Off In The Distance....
I wrote this a few months ago... was wondering what you thought... lemme know :) There are those days.. When you just want to be noticed You want to feel something real For the right reasons For the person you are For the morals that you portray For the heart that you have For the emotion you feel For the genuine person that you are Not for the clothes that you wear How physically fit or not you are The car that you drive The money you have or don’t have The dwelling you live in The toys that you have The material things that you have The bad decisions you have or haven’t made The hard times that you may or may not be going through Time Spent together shouldn’t be about where you go What you may do How much it costs to get there Who pays for whom It should be about the time spent The interaction The memories made The quality You look forward to That phone call That text message That email That feeling you get when you share a moment with someo

Officially Exclusive
Anthony, you are the answer to my prayers and I thank god I found you, our love is so pure and true that nothing can ever come between what you and I are feeling. You have made me the happiest woman on earth in such a short time I have never imagined that love could feel so good and so right. You babe are my everything and I vow to cherish and love you from this day forward when you asked to make it official and exclusive.. xo yari

Office Policy
NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. < /SPAN> Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays. Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your plac

Office Nonsense Part 2
Should be titled "Why being Stupid Should Be Painful" I'm not a huge fan of our paralegal. He's not the brightest star in the sky. I know potted plants with higher iqs. Today was case in point. In my firm , I handle, among other things, the billing. Anything that has to do with billing is all me. I take the calls, set up the accounts, shake bishes down, etc. I don't like to have help. Even my attorney refuses to handle the billing, recognizing that I am more effective at this than she is. And having help usually ends up making the situation worse. As it did this morning, because of Paralegal. I have asked numerous times in the past to direct anything billing related to me, no exceptions. If I'm not there, take a message, and I will call them when I come in. If I'm on the phone, they can wait in the lobby until my call is finished. I have beat a dead horse with all the requests to let me handle the billing. But apparently, I was busy Monday when a client cam

Officers List
ZODIAC BOMBERS/LEVELERS@ fubar If you would like to join the Zodiac Bombers/Levelers Family, you must F/A/R each officer and member. In the friend request make sure you say you are joining the Zodiac Bombers/Levelers. If you have already F/A/R'd them, please post a comment saying so. Once this is all done, please PM Polarisman and let him know. Owner/Mgr Zodiac Bombers/Levelers Polarisman polarisman owner of zodiak bombers/levelers@ fubar Mgr Bombing/Levelers Scorpioqueen61 Scorpioqueen61~Club F.A.R.*Fu-Angel*Proud Fu Owner of Carrie~ The New Breed Bombers*@ fubar Mrg Bombing/Levelers Kat(DA) Kat (DA) MANAGER ZODIACK BOMBING / LEVELING FAMILY@ fubar Mrg Levelers IslandGirl ISLåИDGIЯL™ Don't Touch the Coconuts ☠ Co-Owner Club United ☠@ fubar Mrg Bombing/Leveler Tiggy TiGGy Zodiac Bomber/Leveler Family Manager ~fu-married to evil timelord@ fubar Mrg Bombing Brwneyedgirl35 ~Brwneyedgirl35~Shadow Levelers~Gr

Official Fubar Contest! Sweet Prizes
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Office Guidelines For Hurricane Ike
As we watch the progress of Hurricane Ike, the following are the companies guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity: Hurricane Category #1 – No excuse for being late to work. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs. Hurricane Category #2 – Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans. We also advise you wear goggles. Hurricane Category #3 – Whereas most of the area will be flooded, we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be provided to those in need of crossing the street to get to the office building safely without getting wet. Hurricane Category #4 – More than likely, there will be no electricity, so make sure you charge the batteries in the lap tops. We will also have manual typewriters available to all staff members that forget to charge the batteries. Ladies, please take extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above. Hurricane Category #5 – Velcro will be provid

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Official Bling Addicts Anonymous
***OFFICIAL FUBLINGERS/BLINGEE'S ANONYMOUS*** WELCOME FUBARIANS!!! MY NAME IS CONFIDENCE AND I AM A FUBLINGER/BLINGEE ADDICT!I WILL BE YOUR OFFICIAL CHAIRPERSON! ☆Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy☆@ fubar ***LETS START THIS WITH A MIN OF SILENCE FOLLOWED BY THE WE VERSION OF THE SERENITY PRAYER*** ~*~God Grant Us the Serenity To Accept The Things We Can not change...The Courage the change the things we can and the wisdom to know the difference plz~*~ *****TO JOIN IN ON THIS TRAIN YOU MUST F/R/A EVERYONE ON THIS LIST!!!IN YOUR FRIENDS REQUEST SEND A MESSEGE SAYING "MY NAME IS _____ AND I'M A BLING ADDICT SENT BY CHAIRPERSON CONFIDENCE"***** IF YOU ARE ALREADY FRIENDS WITH THEM RERATE THERE PAGE AND FAN THEM IF U DIDNT AND LEAVE A PROFILE COMMENT SAYING "MY NAME IS _____ AND I'M A BLING ADDICT SENT BY CHAIRPERSON CONFIDENCE"!**** On Board are Addicts some recovery and some still sick and suffering..lmaooooooooooo!!!!! Welcome Them With a Hug!!! Send Ea

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*****Office Encounter***** We had been working together for a while, sometimes as partners, other times just passing each other. I know I would catch myself looking at you sometimes, wondering just what you looked like out of those immaculate blouse/skirt combinations that always looked stunning on you. How I longed to be able to run my fingers through your silky hair, and touch your face with my hands. On occasion I would think I caught you undressing me with your eyes, but every time I thought I would catch you, your eyes were always elsewhere, but your ever present smile was on your face, looking like a little kid who successfully robbed the cookie jar. Then that project came. It was a major contract for the company, and they put us together on it. We knew it would be a major coup for the company (not to mention the promise of promotions) if we could get this contract landed. We started putting all of our efforts into it, spending long hours at the office, and about 90% of

Official: David Tennant Leaving Doctor Who After 2009 Specials
From The Doctor Who News Page: Official: David Tennant Leaving DW After TV Specials David Tennant will be leaving Doctor Who at the conclusion of the 2009 specials currently in production, the actor announced live on stage Wednesday evening at the National Television Awards. The Guardian newspaper broke the story prematurely, reporting on their website (in a report subsequently pulled down) that Tennant is "vacating the TARDIS and leaving the BBC's Doctor Who series at the end of next year. Tennant's decision brings to an end his popular four-year tenure as the time lord." The article went on to say that the BBC had confirmed that the actor "would complete the filming of four special episodes to be screened this year and in early 2010, as well as 2009's Christmas special." The BBC Doctor Who website has now posted the full news: "I've had the most brilliant, bewildering and life changing time working on Doctor Who. I have loved every day of it," the actor says. "It would be

Office Supplies Guide For Janitorial Cleaning Businesses
Office Supplies Guide for Janitorial Cleaning Businesses Even though your Janitorial Cleaning Business helps keep other businesses clean, you will still need manage the office supply needs for your business. Once you've picked out your office space, moved in your furniture and purchased professional cleaning supplies for your janitorial cleaning jobs, you will still need to purchase office supplies. ShopCleaningSupplies.com has the office supplies and other items you will need for your office and small business. When you purchase your cleaning products at ShopCleaningSupplies.com, you will save time and headaches by purchasing your office supplies at the same time. Additionally, we will help you save money, as we purchase our office supplies in bulk direct from the manufacturers. If you are just setting up the office for your cleaning business, here's a list of some of the office supplies you will need. Obviously, you need paper, pens and pencils; other office supplies you wil

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THE OFFICE CONTEST TO BEAT ALL OFFICE CONTESTS The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7 Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.> > 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach ou

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I'm off to Officer Candidate School for the NC Army National Guard. The Mrs. wouldn't let me go active duty so I figure join the Guard since they also help with disaster relief and such. I leave on January 19th and scheduled graduation date is March 21st. I'm a little nervous and excited at the same time. I'm in shape for it and can't wait to get it over with. It would mean that I've accomplished 2/3 dreams in my life on how I want to live it when I'm done. WOOHOO!!!

Office Move
So, you may or may not, but I'm one of those irresponsible Fubarians who does most of his fu-ing at work. Well, today I got an email that said I was going to be moving desk... Instead of my current position at the red desk, with my PC facing the corner, I'm now going to be sitting at the green desk, with my PC facing the door. So guess how much daytime fu-ing I'm going to be doing in future....

"offisielle Rykter"
Det betyr at det som har skjedd de siste dagene har vært sentralt dirigert. Koden brukes antagelig fordi det virker for utrolig og vanvittig for ryktesprederne. Og det gir misbruket et skinn av legitimitet. Jeg lider med dere alle som tar det for god fisk. Spesielt de som kom innom for å fortelle meg hva de skulle igang med selvfølgelig. Dere har min støtte og velsignelse selvfølgelig. Bygdebarn.

The Official "reasons Why You Should Date Me!
10 reasons why you should date me: 1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again 2. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy 3. You love my dorkiness 4. I won’t swear around your family 5. I’ll grant you three wishes 6. I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies 7. I like porn 8. I take a shower every day 9. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down) 10. I've never cried over spilt milk 11. You’re safe with me 12. I'll lick the envelope for you 13. I'll carve your initials in a tree 14. I've never read Playboy for the articles 15. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door 17. I’m a good listener. 18. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects. 19. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing. 20. I can have it my way at Burger King. 21. I will administer chocolate whenever you feel the need. 22. Halloween is the only

Official Lounge Staff Blogs(first Of Many I'm Thinking)
i will post these blogs as they come to me... Let me start out by saying...to each and everyone of the STAFF....thank-you for joining the STAFF at Brandy's Rest Stop...... Just so You all know and i dont ahve to go thru same speal to each one or couple of you at a time,I am all new to this lounging thing....so plz bare with me as i stumble and finger out how all this works, lol and if that dont work,well i'll fake then!!! Due to the fact this is the holidayz , and ppl are hard to reach, i am not gonna strip my current staff of titles they hold until i touch base with them!!! Most of my current STAFF are good friends and my FU_FAMILY, helping me out til i get other STAFF, with few positions it will really depend on timing so to speak!!!! If anyone has suggestions, plz feel free to let me know, some of You been doing lounges for long time and i am willing to hear what You have to say...LOL...doesnt mean i'll do it, but i will hear it out!!! Couple things i am sure of and

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Wasted time…Ever seen some things those officials we elect do with their elected responsibilities? Like this for instance in Georgia…Recently, the Georgia Department of Natural Resources has been seeking 75 volunteers to be trained in listening to frogs so that the state can complete its annual frog survey. Georgia has 31 frog species, each with distinctive rib-bits and croaks, and surveyors, after practicing detection, will monitor frog habitats to help official’s measure population trends. Tracking season begins this week. Or…how about in Britain where officials are just protecting themselves in December, the Daily Telegraph reported that 45 officers from the Lancashire county police were assigned to help install speed indicator signs but only after being sent to a two-hour class that included safety instructions on climbing a 3-foot ladder. Said a spokesman, "If we didn't do it and people were falling off ladders, we would be criticized." Can anyone really say they do not know ho

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This blogs continues to grow... check it often i WANTED TO START THIS BLOG OFF WITH AN EARLIER POST FROM MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT - SO ALL YOU HATING ASS BITCHES KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD!! Thursday, June 21, 2007 The Official I hate Jen Club...KISS MY ASS BITCHES! Current mood: pissed off Category: Writing and Poetry I am so sick of the so-called inlaws and their bullshit! I had somewhere to go tonight with my Uncle, and so Mark stayed with the kids at the house, which is good since it was nearly dinner time for them. When I returned to my home, I wanted to use the phone and noticed that Mark's mother had called my home.. I said to him "oh, your mom called, what did she want"... thinking that she might have actually called to book the Pampered Chef party that she promised that she would and has been blowing off...but oh no....that would be too much like right. He tells me right away that he can not talk to me about it right then and that he doesn't want

Offical Press Release For Night Xposed.
THIS is a dear friend of mine who is absolutely amazing. If you love Erotica, don't miss it. I'll be getting my signed copy - no worries! :D Ps. Make sure you tell him that Lil Miss No Name or Chas sent you! _______________Los Angeles, CA – February, 2009 Night Xposed is one of the most talented and famous erotica bloggers on the MySpace network. In 2008, his pen name became a trademark, while his captivating stories about Fantasy Girl ranked consistently in MySpace's top ten most popular blogs, reaching #1 many times. His accomplishments, his provocative and bold style and his greatly appreciated writing skills in the large MySpace community are the reasons why Night Xposed's stories can now be found in a first volume of erotica, entitled "Dear Fantasy Girl...".The book contains not only the most successful blogged stories, but also a number of brand new stories that were never made public before. Laura M. Cucu, writer and publicist, comments: “We live in an era of open- min

The Official Website Of Spontaneous Human Combustion
What is the evidence? How do firemen react to mounds of human ashes found inside unburned buildings, even inside unscorched clothing? Spontaneous human combustion (SHC)-- inexplicable incidents where people burn up while their surroundings show no signs of fire. One of the rarest of physical phenomena, SHC raises profound questions, and has stirred up controversy in the quest to explain or deny its existence. The 1951 case of Mary Reeser in St. Petersburg, Florida generated a great deal of public interest. The 175 lb. woman was found reduced to 8-10 lbs. of ash, though her left foot was undamaged. Her skull was said to be shrunk to the size of a tea cup, he recounted. Reports of such cases extend back hundreds of years, and have been seen around the world. If no other explanation can resolve these human fireballs, then SHC must be added to the growing catalog of mystery ailments that plague mankind. Thus more questions are raised. Can the human body cremate itself biochem

Official: 16 Dead In German School Shooting
17-year-old gunman 'carried out a bloodbath' before police shot him STUTTGART, Germany - A 17-year-old gunman dressed in black opened fire at his former high school in southwestern Germany on Wednesday, killing at least 15 people before police shot and killed him, a German official said Wednesday. It was Germany's worst shooting since another teenage gunman killed 16 people and himself in another high school in 2002. Most of the slain students were found dead in the school and the gunman killed an adult outside the building as he escaped, regional police spokesman Klaus Hinderer said. "He went into the school with a weapon and carried out a bloodbath," said regional police chief Erwin Hetger. "I've never seen anything like this in my life." After the attack, the suspect fled the Albertville high school toward the center of Winnenden, a town of 28,000, Hinderer said, before police tracked him down. The teenager graduated from the school last year, police said. Witn

Official Bully For The Contest- Im Gonna Need Help
Auto 11's or Cherry Bomb Contest! RATES ONLY! Contest will start Friday, March 20th @ 6:30am Est Time and will end Friday, March 27th @ 12am Est Time. YOUR HOSTESS: •• . .ΜFĸŋ JÇ. . ••. . §ëЯ. . ••. . The folder WILL BE OPEN TO ALL TO RATE! However, the person who also sends me the most New Friends and Fans will also receive a $1,000,000 Fubucks Prize! So, encourage your friends to F/A/R the Hostess for a Bonus! Prizes for Rates will be as follows! 1st....AN AUTO 11 Bling or Cherry Bomb Bling 2nd....A 5 Credit Bling and $500,000 Fubucks 3rd....A Ticker and $100,000 Fubucks Private Message me any SFW Pic you would like to use as your Contest Picture. XOXO (repost of original by '•• . .ΜFĸŋ JÇ. . ••. . §ëЯ. . ••. .' on '2009-03-19 12:23:57')

4 Officer Dead & 1 Parolee In Shoot Out.
Parolee stood over stricken police officers and fired again By Harry Harris and Cecily Burt Oakland Tribune Posted: 03/23/2009 02:53:37 PM PDT / Updated: 03/24/2009 09:18:08 AM PDT Lovelle Mixon, a parolee on the run, already had shot Oakland police Sgt. Mark Dunakin and Officer John Hege. Then, as the two men lay on the ground, Mixon stood over them and fired again. But the ex-con wasn't done. He ran around the corner to his sister's apartment and waited — SKS military assault rifle ready — for the officers he knew would come after him. Those were some of the horrifying details that emerged Monday about the shootings of four veteran Oakland police officers Saturday by a violent felon who has also now been linked to the rape of a young girl last month. Three of the officers were declared dead over the weekend. A fourth, Hege, was taken off life support Monday afternoon at Highland Hospital in Oakland. Dunakin, 40, of Tracy, a motorcycle officer, stopped a Buick driven by Mixon

Officer Delayed Moats As Relative Died
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Official Bio Stephenie Meyer
Stephenie Meyer graduated from Brigham Young University with a bachelor's degree in English. She lives with her husband and three young sons in Phoenix, Arizona. After the publication of her first novel, Twilight, booksellers chose Stephenie Meyer as one of the "most promising new authors of 2005" (Publishers Weekly). Praise for Twilight: A New York Times Editor's Choice A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year An Amazon "Best Book of the Decade...So Far" A Teen People "Hot List" pick An American Library Association "Top Ten Best Book for Young Adults" and "Top Ten Books for Reluctant Readers" Has been translated into 20 languages "Propelled by suspense and romance in equal parts [this story] will keep readers madly flipping the pages of Meyer's tantalizing debut." — Publishers Weekly (starred review) "The novel's danger-factor skyrockets as the excitement of secret love and hushed affection morphs into a terrifying race to stay alive. Realistic, subtle, succinct, and easy to fo

Officers(plaid Mafia)
Josh[myself] (Founder) http://fubar.com/jboogie23 Lauren (Co Founder)http://fubar.com/laurenelizabeth DragonFairy (Manger of Members)http://fubar.com/bisexualwiccan they don't really mean anything just people who have shown lots of support. more people will be added. so please don't feel left out. make sure you add these awesome people!

Officers
Josh[myself] (Founder) http://fubar.com/jboogie23 Lauren (Co Founder)http://fubar.com/laurenelizabeth DragonFairy (Manger of Members)http://fubar.com/bisexualwiccan Nuggz (Area 4:20) http://www.fubar.com/user/226284 they don't really mean anything just people who have shown lots of support. more people will be added. so please don't feel left out. make sure you add these awesome people!

The Official British Army Fitness Programme
Your 16-week planner to military fitness This 16-week fitness programme has been developed by the Army Physical Training Corps, and is based on the one that it issues to potential recruits to enable them to pass basic training. Make it to the end of level 4 (see below) and you'll have achieved the basic level of fitness required of a trained soldier ... Before you start, assess your current fitness level Warning: Please check with your doctor before beginning this or any other strenuous exercise regime Week 1 Day 1 • Walk-jog for 20 minutes (jog for 2min, walk for 2min, etc) • 1 x press-up max score • 2 x 5 dorsal raises • 2 x 5 tricep dips • 1 x sit-up max score • Rest 30-90sec between sets Day 2 • Rest day Day 3 • 10-minute warm-up • Run fast for 30sec, rest for 2 minutes, repeat 5 times • 10-minute cool-down Day 4 • Rest day Day 5 • Walk-jog for 20 minutes (walk for 1min, jog for 3min, repeat 5 times)• 1 x

Official Night Shifter
I finally got the schedule I have been hunting for..2 weeks pay in one weeks work..so..7 days on..7 days off.. but I am working over nights right now, Im adjusting , the up side is I can have a full time social life again,*yesss* This is my first week off..very nice i might add, after binging on sleep the first night I am revved up for the weekend, I have friends coming up to raise Caine, and fun things to do as well, thats a win win for me;) Ive been asked for pin up pix from a couple of you..forget it, if your not on my dance card..dont ask..okay? cool, have fun, and know ill never tell you to be good;) ~Stormy Soul~

Official Separation And My Eventual Demise
My dear husband is incarcerated for reasons I do not wish to list. To get him out of that hellhole, I'll have to collect 2,500, which is completely out of my reach. I feel like a hole has been punched through my chest and anything that reminds me of him just increases that gap and slowly, it's killing me. I have been by his side through every last ordeal and I am not abandoning him now - but with the difficulties of maintaining an inmate/significant other relationship - I officially dubbed us separated. On our one year back together. I can't see him. I can't hold him. I can't even tell him I love him. His bondsman called me, relaying messages between us two... and I told him "Please... please tell him I love him with all my heart." through broken words and choking back tears. I told him if he was to be put in jail again, I would leave him. I am powerless. I can't help him. I don't know what to do. I am burning in the fires of regret for not putting my foot down. I cou

Office 2010 Beta-32-bit Or 64-bit-the Choice Is Clear
Microsoft , Office 2010 usb Beta comes in both 32-bit and 64-bit versions and this is the first time that a 64-bit version of Office 2010 has been available. 64-bit processing brings some advantages but are they outweighed by the disadvantages of being on the bleeding edge of technology? If you’re running 64-bit windows-vista-key or Windows 7-usb (or Server 2008 or Server 2008 R2), you can choose whether to the install 64-bit version of Office 2010 professional plus beta. (It is not compatible with 64-bit windows-xp-key .) The advantages of the 64-bit version are that it lets you use additional memory installed on your computer – for example Excel 2010 workbooks can be bigger than 2GB. office-project-usb can work with very large projects consisting of many sub-projects. You also get enhanced security through Data Execution Prevention (DEP) by default. But, not many people will actually need Excel Workbooks bigger than 2GB. If you ever made one, you could not store it i

Office Politics
Working in a school is a treacherous job, especially when you're not a teacher or senior staff. Not too bad for me as I'm not there much longer, but I'm getting to see how it all "works". For one, I never knew how much authority the head teacher had, she basically just implements stuff with no discussion and no consideration to the people affected. Is very much hated by the people not up her ass. Second, the people. Even when they know they are being wronged, they'll say one thing in one situation, but then turn around and do something completely different when faced by other people. Which pisses everyone else off, because it's difficult to stand up for yourselves as a group when certain people are too chicken. Makes for a rather stressful environment, people quitting left right and centre. Glad I wont be staying.

Office Pool
If anyone is interested in joining a free football pool to see who is the best at picking games between the NFL and College games please go here http://kb71.football.cbssports.com/opm/make-picks?&week=1 and join. Its free and just playing for pride.

The Offical 9/11 Futard Of The Day Blog..
You know, well clearly you know what today is other than the fact that you see it everywhere. Today is 9/11/2010. The 9th Anniversary of the attacks on the Pentagon, New York City and the foiled attack on the White House thanks to some heroic passengers on an airplane. Thousands of people died that day. It wasn't the Challenger, it wasn't a natural disaster. It was clearly a planned attack on our way of life by people that well, simply hate us. Today even Fubar itself is paying tribute to the day by not even having a Happy Hour (can anyone remember the last day there was no Happy Hour? That would be 2/1/2007, thank you very much..lol) SO yeah, it's a pretty important day. For some people. Then earlier this morning I was linked to this disaster posting by clearly someone who has "had enough"... Sooo umm yeah. Really? While this is America and yes we have freedom of speech, yes everyone is free to voice their opinons and all of that, there is also something called decency an

The Office Radio
Not going to debate the appropriateness of a radio station that plays "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen at the office. I can tell you this much, it's never appropriate to sing along. "FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND!"

The Official I Hate Jen Club... 10000 Strong And Growing..
This blogs continues to grow... check it ofteni WANTED TO START THIS BLOG OFF WITH AN EARLIER POST FROM MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT - SO ALL YOU HATING ASS BITCHES KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD!! Thursday, June 21, 2007 The Official I hate Jen Club...KISS MY ASS BITCHES!Current mood: pissed offCategory: Writing and PoetryI am so sick of the so-called inlaws and their bullshit! I had somewhere to go tonight with my Uncle, and so Mark stayed with the kids at the house, which is good since it was nearly dinner time for them. When I returned to my home, I wanted to use the phone and noticed that Mark's mother had called my home.. I said to him "oh, your mom called, what did she want"... thinking that she might have actually called to book the Pampered Chef party that she promised that she would and has been blowing off...but oh no....that would be too much like right.He tells me right away that he can not talk to me about it right then and that he doesn't want to discuss it in front of

Office Worker Ol Necessary Super -show-thin Pencil Skirt Recommended
Pencil skirt is many light ripe females’ favorite item of office dressing up. Not only can show curve, but also can show the capable temperament. Pencil skirt can easily collocate with various upper clothing, Such as sweaters, shirts, condole cardigan, small suit. Pencil skirt can be called as a hundred -collocation item. Korean fashion Beige I collar splicing pencil skirt Soft material, agile and elegant hang down feeling, tightly on the skin, show the body each position of the perfect curve. One word is gotten let clavicle, very delicate exposed. This kind of skirt, as long as the body slightly dewlap, can take in everything in a glance. Japanese fashion Grey cotton pencil skirt Low-key and contracted brown pencil skirt collocation black is tight vest, show strong perfect hip and arm curve. Chain handbag and gradual type sunglasses add modelling elegant degrees. Golden chain belt black pencil skirt Black also can make the sexy urban office girl LOOK. Black pen

Official Launch Today !!!!!
"Knocturnal Ent & Promotions Now Launch KnocturnalRadio.com Just For You . 24/7 Stream With Wicked Beats & Check The Website For Live Set Times ... Thursday Nights Live To Air Coming SOON !! Interactive Chat (NO sign ups required!) Listen Via Your IPhone & Blackbery ( BB Users Check Group For App ). Listen With a choice of 4 Different Players or directly On The Website 4 Live Cams On The Site!!!! (yes ya can cam too as u listen if ya like) Dj'z From Canada - Germany - U.S.A. Playing All Day & Night Just For You Join The Group Now - Check The FREE Website - Spread The Love And Feel The Bass... Attn All dj'z Wanna Play A Live Set - Contact Any Admin For Info . http://knocturnalradio.com/ - CLICK THE LINK AND DANCEEEEEE"

Office Conversations
Just thought I'd share. Boss: I know you're feeling like I'm changing my mind a lot... Me: It's not a feeling. You fucking ARE changing your mind a lot. Boss: *giggles like a schoolgirl* Will you punch me if I just... Me: Yes. Yes I will. Boss:*giggles and does it anyway* Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: Do you intend for some of your emails to be sarcastic? Me: Nope, I intend for pretty much all of 'em to be sarcastic. Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: Oh. *awkward pause* Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: I sometimes don't get nuances. Me: Really? Hadn't noticed. WHOOSH Boss: Just want to say awesome work, congratulations. I know this week's been pretty difficult... Me: The week hasn't been difficult, you've been difficult. Colleague: *almost falls out of chair trying not to laugh* Boss: Well fuck you too. Colle

The Office (erotic Story)
Okay, so this is a story that I wrote using characters from FFXIV. If you don't care to read it, don't. Otherwise, read on. It's not finished, and is still a work in progress. “This was a horrible idea,” she thought to herself as she walked up the stairs to the offices. Their relationship was over, and she knew that. So why did she feel as if she needed to keep running back to him whenever he called? Sighing, she opened the door and stepped into the room. There he was, sitting on one of the couches, arms stretched over the back non-chalantly. She stared at his form a moment before announcing her presence, “Hey.” “Hey,” he said back, motioning for her to sit next to him. Softly she padded across the carpeting to the end of the couch furthest from him, and sat down, crossing her legs underneath her so she could face him. He said nothing, just looked at her with those intense, golden eyes. It made her shift uncomfortably. What in the name of the T

Official
It is official... I have been debating whether or not to post about it but figured my friends on here may want to know. I will have to have surgery. They have found cancer and unfortunately this means I lose my ovaries. I had a partial histerectomy when I was 25 and now they want to remove the ovaries. I am a bit depressed over this and have been avoiding fubar and people in general so I don't have to keep discussing it over and over again. Please know I will get through this and even though I am scared as hell to go under the knife for the 13th time in my life... I am a fighter and will pull through. Sending some love to all my true and kind friends here. Take care all and I will try to pop on as much as I can. God Bless!

Off In The Distance
So now I'm drifting alone in the water. I feel so helpless, so depressed. There is no one for miles, so if I screamed no one would hear me. So whats a girl to do? I look out in the distance and could have sworn I saw my precious boat, but I didnt want to be to hasty. So I try to swim over. I start to inch closer and closer, not wanting to push my pretty baby away with the waves I was making from the water. As I get right up on it I soon realize that this isnt my boat at all. It has the same frame but something just isnt right about it. My boat just felt so right when we were together, but now we are no longer in sync. So now I'm floating wondering do I take this boat and try to enjoy the rest of the voyage or do I try to make it on my own.

Official Mascots
.C. -- For much of the past decade, Michigan has faded to the background in its state come March as rival Michigan State routinely made deep NCAA tournament runs. Victor Cruz JerseySt. Authentic Clay Matthews Jersey . Louis, MO (Sports Network) - Matt Kemps two-run single in the top of the 10th inning gave the Dodgers a 5-3 victory over the Cardinals and helped Los Angeles avoid a four-game sweep at Busch Stadium. Kemp had an earlier RBI single in the midst of a tight game and ended 3- for-5, while Rafael Furcal added a two-run double. Casey Blake collected four hits and scored twice for LA, which lost 3-2 on Wednesday on an Albert Pujols RBI single in the 15th inning. "Were not trying to go out there and lose any games. Its been pretty rough these past four games but we always bounce back," said Kemp. "The character of this team is that we want to win every game and it showed tonight." James McDonald (3-2) pitched the ninth for the win and Jonathan Broxton the 10th for his 24th save o

The Office (chapter 6-8)
6. Josh awoke feeling a little guilty that he hadn’t called Erin to check on her after she left last night. He had, perhaps in correctly, assumed that she wanted to be left alone. He wanted to find out how she was doing without the others finding out that they’d gotten any closer, so he picked up the phone. "Erin?" he asked, when the phone was answered. "Hey Josh, I was getting ready to call you." She answered. "You were?" Josh couldn’t help but sound a little surprised. "Yea, I wanted to check to see if we were still going to meet for breakfast," she paused, "and I wanted to apologize for leaving like that last night." Josh felt a little relief, "I was just hoping that I didn’t cross the line and offend you in any way," he said. "It certainly wasn’t my intention." "Oh, you didn’t offend me," Erin assured him. "I just was kind of confused and a little drunk." There was a pause on the line when she moved the receiver to the other hand. "I als

The Office (chapter 4-5)
4 The short drive to the office didn’t even allow Josh enough time to finish his coffee. When he pulled into the parking lot, he noticed that there were three other cars in the parking lot. Tom’s vintage 1965 Corvette sat idling with Tom and his wife inside. Seeing Josh pull up, Tom kissed his wife, climbed out of the car and watched with a concerned look on his face, like a nervous father dropping off his child on his first day of school, as he watched his wife drive his pride and joy out of his sight. Karen had already gotten out of her well used Jeep wrangler, wheeling her suit case towards the SUV’s rear door. Josh pushed the button on the dash that released the door and raised it automatically, then jumped out of the driver’s seat to help Karen load her bag into the truck. "Hey baby," Tom’s voice boomed from behind them. "You ready for vacation?" he put his hand on the small of Karen’s back. "What vacation," Karen retorted, "this is a work

The Office (chapter 2-3)
2. The morning, as usual, came too soon, and as Josh rode his motorcycle to work in the brisk morning air, he wished that he’d driven his car instead because at least he could have enjoyed a cup of coffee during the trip. Nevertheless, he enjoyed the cool air blowing through his clothes, and the fact that he was in fresh air was having the waking up effect that he needed. Soon, he was rounding the last corner, and pulling into the parking lot. He was a little bit early, so there weren’t very many cars in the parking lot. He dismounted, lit a cigarette, and leaned against the wall by the front door. He saw a few people show up, and when he finished his smoke he retreated inside to start the workday, vowing to himself to get out early to make up for the long previous day. Once in his office, he turned on the computer and grabbing his coffee cup, headed to the machine while the computer booted up.On his way to the small kitchen, Josh passed by the accounting office, and poked

The Office (chapter 1)
1 Josh is a middle-aged man in his early forties. He’s not fat, or completely out of shape, but he’s not twenty anymore. His hair is graying around the temples, and he wears a goatee that is more gray than brown anymore. Some people say the beard makes him look older, while others say distinguished. Josh is married, with two step-kids and a dog. He and Trish, his wife of just over five years have recently bought a modest, three-bedroom home in a nice, but not ritzy neighborhood, close to where he works. The marriage is going ok, no serious problems, but the honeymoon is, and has been over for a little while now. He and Trish still get along, and there is really true love between them, but it’s become a marriage that has come to that comfortable state, far beyond where it should be after just five years. Josh has a job in a manufacturing company in the small but immensely busy Materials Dept. His office is upstairs in a part of the building that was added onto the ex

Official Drunk Dialing Rules
***The Official Rules of Drunk Dialing*** 1. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 2. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 3. If you are going to drunk dial MOM say something nice. Ex."Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 A.M. asking to bend them over something? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends laugh at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her know,

Offizielle Bilder Von Windows Phone 8 Mobilteil Huawei Ascend W1 Durchgesickert Online
Jeder Smartphone-Hersteller der schlimmste Alptraum @ Evleaks ist zurück, und diesmal um die Lecks ist eines der MTK6573von Huawei das Line-Up. Auf der tipster Twitter-Seite haben Fotos von der Huawei Ascend W1 läuft auf Windows Phone 8 aufgetaucht. Es hatte Bilder von dem Mobilteil, das in der Vergangenheit gefangen genommen wurden, aber sie passen nicht zu dieser hochwertigen Aufnahmen, die von @ Evleaks wurden durchgesickert. Aus den Bildern können wir sehen, dass sich das Mobilteil einen fairen Betrag von Ähnlichkeiten mit anderen Windows Phone 8 Smartphones von Nokia und HTC Aktien wie die Cyan Farbe gefunden ist hier gleichbedeutend mit dem des Nokia Reihe von Lumia Geräte. Ein weiterer großer Ähnlichkeit zwischen diesem Mobilteil ist das Kameragehäuse an der Rückseite, die auffallend ähnlich zu der des HTC Ein X. Allerdings haben Huawei wurde neu erfunden sein Image. In diesem Jahr hat die Marke eine Reihe von Android-Smartphones, die mit der besten in der Branche konkurrieren

Office Call With A Smile
Wanting to save her Fathers ranch Jeannie went into the bank to do whatever it took to win the game. Walked up to the first desk and demanded to see Robert Duraan ." Do you have an appointment ,Miss "? Under clinched teeth she said , " I sure the hell do , now ring that bastard , I don't like to be kept waiting" ! At that precise minute another office door opened and this impossiblly hansome man came out , walked to her and said ," follow me , please Maam " They retreated back into the office he had just came out of . " Did'nt your mother teach you , that you could catch more flies with honey than vinigar "? Who wants to catch flies anyway ? I replied with a haughty voice, my chin tilted up to meet his arrogant gaze.." You're bossy " I said ." And you're annoying " was what I got ! Jeannie was backed into the desk which his body , He pulled her close and she felt every inch of his hardened body , he was hot to touch and the heat caught her on fire . Her nipples tightened fast an

The Office Visit
I Met him on the Internet, very nice looking and quite polite. He asked me to go to his office for some lunch. Felt nervous and excited all at once. Took the elevator to top floor of his office. He answered the door as i tapped lightly , he stepped aside for me to enter. He pointed to a Sofa in the corner for me to take a seat. We shook hands . I leaned in and whispered, Let's skip Lunch. Placed my hand on his leg than it slowly went to his groin, where I started rubbing it. His hand reached into my blouse to caress my titt and pinch my nipple. My Pussy was aching for his Cock, wanted so bad to have him take me. He licked my lips and stuck his tongue into my mouth, oh i was getting so horny.I unbuckle his pants to slide them mid thigh. than I slip my panties off and hike my skirt up. I stradle him backwards my back facing his chest. I stick his massive Cock into my now moist Pussy and slowly ride him. Up and down i am sliding, my titts bouncing and he is grabbing both in his large han

The Official Rock The Fu Games Christmas Contest On Fubar.com!!
The Official Rock the FU Games Christmas Contest on Fubar.com!! Win one of four (4) Sony PlayStation 4s being given away as part of this social media contest! Entrants must use ONLY this link to enter: Sign Up Now! There are four (4) Sony Playstation 4 game consoles being given away as part of this contest and three (3) different ways to win. Two (2) PS4 consoles will be given away as part of a Viral Recruiting Contest One (1) PS4 console will be given away to the player with the highest FuMafia level One (1) PS4 console will be given away to the player with the highest FuMafia hitlist price Official Rules: All entrants must be new Fubar.com accounts, current members will not be considered valid entries! All players must join Fubar.com as a mercenary in FuMafia, using the referral link above All players must be level 5 or higher to qualify for any prize All players must have a primary photo, whether of themselves or something else All players must have a unique

Offline....craaaaaaaaaapppp
Finally made it on here! We got home from our Thanksgiving jaunt out of town, to discover that our phone/cable/internet was cut off. Then, I vaguely remembered being told by the finance master that that might happen. I just forgot. So....here I am, at the library...waiting for payday to get here.,...................... ........................................... ........................................... ........................................... ........................................... .......................Is it here yet? :-D See you in a few days!

Offline For A While...be Back As Soon As I Can
Hey ALL Im offline for a while, an only get to check back once n a while. PC down an hopin to have it back up as soon as i can. Miss you ALL. Hope Christmas and New Years was good to all. Love Bill

Offline This Week!
Hey everyone, just wanted to say i'm gonna be offline probably a good part of this week. I'll be staying at my new house as of tonight and I will call to get the cable and internet turned on later today. We all know how the cable Company is. LOL :) Please don't forget about me! XOXO Jackie

Offline!
I gotta get rid of my internet for a while, at least until i can get a better paying job. just got a new car and that has priority over internet. I will try to check my stuff as often as possible, but im not sure how often. I hate doin it, but i promised i would get rid of it if a new car was got. I got much love for all my fellow cherrys, and ill see you on the flip side!!

Offline-gig To Promote!
Hi y'all I'm gonna be off line for a couple of days..I'm promoting my first gig this weekend..couple of local blues singers in Liverpool. I decided to do somthing after going to watch one of these singers (Laney Murphy) at a gig last month, where she drew a crowd of 200, but was paid only $25!..so i've booked a venue, oganise a DJ, got some sounds ready, and advertised it on myspace..tonight I'll be paying Laney her first proper pay packet..and having a party while i'm going about it! This is not a plug...wish me luck! pip pip x

Offline
Well maybe you noticed I was off for a few days, or maybe not. Anyway my "new" computer came with every thing including one of the nastiest viruses tech has run into. It's a "polymorphing" virus whatever the hell that is, all I know is it hides from virus scans and self replicates. So I'm back on this old slow one for now. See you round the Tap.

Offline For A Few Weeks
I'm taking off soon, I'll be in Germany then Denver for a few weeks before coming back here. I don't know how often I'll be able to get online but best of luck to all of you and catch you soon I'm out!!! W00T!!!

Offline For A While
My Computer has crashed so I will be offline for afew days up to a few weeks. So if you read this and you talk to meor comment me alot and I dont answer this is way. I will let you know when I am up and running again. Love you guys.

Offline For A Bit
I don't know if I'm going to be back online tonight...I just got in a fight with my boyfriend and we didn't leave off too well. He says he's going to call back at 11pm, and I'm sure it will just continue........It's a long story that I'd rather not get into. But for my friends out there, I just wanted to let you know, in case you are looking for me.

Offline...
I apologize to those who give a flyin funk, but I will not be online as of tomorrow afternoon until ... well honestly I have no idea. Life has thrown me an interesting curve ball to deal with and I will do what I can to keep those who care infomed. In the meantime Im sincerest apologizes and I will return to annoy you all as soon as I possibly can. love always, James

Offline
this isn't poetry these things I write tonight. poetry is about rhyme and reason this isn't that this is my life and there isn't anything poetic about it have you ever felt as if you didn't belong as if the world was revolving around you but that you were stuck in the shadows I dont feel as if Im moving forward but always standing still I feel so ugly and unwanted in this life. My kids are my heart and my heart beats for them in return Will anyone ever love me like I want to be loved will anyone ever love me like I want to love them I fear I am too much Or maybe too little What is it I do wrong Cant I ever do anything right maybe one day someone will see beyond me and get to see inside of me Does anyone ever like you for YOU anymore. Is it sex, money, your looks, or fantasy I am real and I am here and I want someone love me for me not for want you want me to be.

"off-line"
This will be my last night on-line as I relocate to another apartment. I will try to get myself set up as quickly as possible. Moving is not fun as you know, and this is no exception. I will disconnect sometime tonight. I hope to talk to you all soon. You know I love chatting but for those who are my friends and I haven't chatted with for a while ... I'm not into friendships for just the ratings. I need friends, and my true friends need me. I'll see ya'll on the other side.

Off Line
Just want everyone to know i am going to be off line for a while someone had broken in to my apartpemt when i was at work and stole my computer and everything...going to take me a lil while to get things back together and i will be moving here soon i hope take care and laters.... Satondra

Off Line
Wanted to take a chance and say hi to everyone . I'm sorry I have not been around much lately. Just having $$ problems and can only get online here and there . I'm doing ok . I do miss everyone. I will try to get back as soon as possible . Thank you to everyone that has not forgotten about me . Have a great weekend and please take care. Thanks again, Tom

Offline For A While
Ive been offline for a while now, not doing well mentally or physically. Im going to a hospital tommaorw to see if i can get some help with my selfdestructive habits an my unwanted thoughts to kill myself. Ive spent many days, laying in bed doing nothing but crying, and i cant live like this anymore. Sorry for those friends ive neglected. Ill be back again once im feeling more myself.