I've been slapped in the face with breasts again. One of these days, I will slap those breasts back. Girls, in the event that you would like to conduct yourself as a lady (Don't worry! You can fake it til you make it.), you can start with stuffing your bra with your breasts. After that, you can stuff your shirt with your bra-clad breasts. I really have no desire to see your hands squishing your unfettered breasts and whatnot. However, since most of you cannot find anything else to do, allow me to advise you that you should at least attempt to be symmetrical. Don't have your left breast jacked up so high that it hides the left side of your face while having your right breast hanging out with your belly button.
