Just thought I'd share.
Boss: I know you're feeling like I'm changing my mind a lot...
Me: It's not a feeling. You fucking ARE changing your mind a lot.
Boss: *giggles like a schoolgirl* Will you punch me if I just...
Me: Yes. Yes I will.
Boss:*giggles and does it anyway*
Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: Do you intend for some of your emails to be sarcastic?
Me: Nope, I intend for pretty much all of 'em to be sarcastic.
Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: Oh.
Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: I sometimes don't get nuances.
Me: Really? Hadn't noticed.
Boss: Just want to say awesome work, congratulations. I know this week's been pretty difficult...
Me: The week hasn't been difficult, you've been difficult.
Colleague: *almost falls out of chair trying not to laugh*
Boss: Well fuck you too.
Colleague: *gives up trying*
I also responded to a colleague's email with a 'Hmmm Interesting. I'll just add that to this list of things I don't give a shit about' picture from 9gag.
It's a wonder I'm not fired more often really
I am not bitter, I'm fucking funny!