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3442332's blog: "huhwot"

created on 03/29/2010  |  http://fubar.com/huhwot/b330854  |  9 followers

Just thought I'd share.

 

Boss: I know you're feeling like I'm changing my mind a lot...

Me: It's not a feeling. You fucking ARE changing your mind a lot.

Boss: *giggles like a schoolgirl* Will you punch me if I just...

Me: Yes. Yes I will.

Boss:*giggles and does it anyway*

 

Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: Do you intend for some of your emails to be sarcastic?

Me: Nope, I intend for pretty much all of 'em to be sarcastic.

Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: Oh.

*awkward pause*

Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: I sometimes don't get nuances.

Me: Really? Hadn't noticed.

WHOOSH

 

Boss: Just want to say awesome work, congratulations. I know this week's been pretty difficult...

Me: The week hasn't been difficult, you've been difficult.

Colleague: *almost falls out of chair trying not to laugh*

Boss: Well fuck you too.

Colleague: *gives up trying*

 

I also responded to a colleague's email with a 'Hmmm Interesting. I'll just add that to this list of things I don't give a shit about' picture from 9gag.

 

It's a wonder I'm not fired more often really

 

I am not bitter, I'm fucking funny!

 

 

 

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