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Old 1080p Car Dvr, Aoni Dv293
Aoni DV293 is one of the oldest model. It was available for sale about 1 and half years ago. As there are many car DVR suppliers in China has the same unit, the price is quite cheap. Accordingly, as the price is cheap and the quality, performance is high. It is becoming more and more welcome in my store. Aoni DV293 is coming with a 2.7 inch HD screen. Now, in Spain, if the screen is small, the car dvr will be more welcome. Usually, people would like to choose 2 inch or 2.7 inch. The unit has motion dection function built in. So if anything moved in front of your car, the unit will automatically start up working. It can protect your car better. . Full HD 1080P car DVR with 2.7 Inch TFT LCD screen . G sensor(Optional). 3x Digital Zoom Function. With motion detection. With HDMI port. 14Mpix still images capture with 2x white LED. Smooth opeation under lower illumination at night .HD 1080P car DVR with 2.7 inch TFT LCD screen. Media format:H.264,MOV,JPEG decoding format. Interface:

Old Rap. Give Me Some Feed Back
It's Syanide the dead will rise We're the vampires wit blood shot eyes thru our music we victimize Those who idlize what we despise we're the fucker that never die! Pasty skin, a life of sin Thru an altered state reality bends disfigured images the mirror reflects memories of life tend to seep back With the full attack the whip cracks driven insane by the leftside of my brain I put the needle to my vain to relief some pain......etc. This was like one of my first from way back.

An Old Review Written By Mike
Night of the Living Dead Reviewed by Mikeninja 3.5 stars I'm not sure if I can add much to the commentary on the political and social issues expounded upon in the sub context of Night of the Living Dead so I won't. Besides I do not really appreciate the film for its deeper meanings: issues such as oppressed workers, overcrowding and deep-rooted fear and loathing of the eating of human flesh don't really concern me. I'm more inclined to debate my own Zombie fortification and weapon gathering plans. Discussions of the merits of a dry wall hammer vs. a framing hammer or why a .22 caliber hand gun is just as useful as a shotgun and perhaps more so (rate of fire, accuracy and easy access to ammo vs stopping power). The other common genre trait I do admire NOTLD for is its overwhelming sense of doom. Very few good Zombie films have happy endings (Dead Alive is one of those few) and this is no exception. (This is actually more apparent in its sequels Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dea

Old Rinkrank
There was once upon a time a king who had a daughter, and he caused a glass mountain to be made, and said that whosoever could cross to the other side of it without falling should have his daughter to wife. Then there was one who loved the king's daughter, and he asked the king if he might have her. Yes, said the king, if you can cross the mountain without falling, you shall have her. And the princess said she would go over it with him, and would hold him if he were about to fall. So they set out together to go over it, and when they were half way up the princess slipped and fell, and the glass mountain opened and shut her up inside it, and her betrothed could not see where she had gone, for the mountain closed immediately. Then he wept and lamented much, and the king was miserable too, and ordered the mountain to be broken open where she had been lost, and thought he would be able to get her out again, but they could not find the place into which she had fallen. Meanwhile the king'

Old Run Down Cars
Hi all, I just wanted to let you all know what has been happening with our old, falling apart, run down cars. Well it seems that the only car able to make it to the city and back, besides the truck, is falling apart. The brakes locked up on Darryl tonight when he went to get a few things at the store. So he took it all apart and it seems that the rotor is gone, that if we get new brake pads on it, they will be wasted in a short period of time, so can't drive that car, cause we don't have a replacement rotor for it! UGH! So now we have to fix the Plymouth, which is gonna be my car. Well it needs the radiator and water pump changed out on it, so Darryl gets to do that tomorrow morning, so i can at least drive it. We did a couple things to test the radiator and water pump, both are gone, but luckily we have another car here that is so much like the Plymouth, that we can swap parts and they will fit. Which in a way is a good thing, so Darryl is going to change out both radiator and wat

Old Rantings Of A Broken Mind
June 28, 2006 Asking myself why Why Why are you here for me when everyone else has fled from the scene Fled from what could have been my rescue You stand there unflinching as the cold air stings You think you can keep it from happening Your illusions and facades will not save me from the inevitable The inevitable event that is my immergence into a new consciousness A consciousness that no one understands but I Seems as though I never stop running Running away from the past While not even heading towards the future The inevitability of my pain is overcome me It will never stop Never cease or desist Always returning for another piece Another piece of me I am helpless to stop the cycle As it returns And returns July 20, 2006 Love Why is this an elusive creature One that I am not even sure resides inside of me anymore Why must everyone be so entranced by it When will I get over that love I had once Never to come around again I will not apologiz

An Old Retired Sailor....
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, just for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and take her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks her, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" She looks into his eyes and says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."

Old Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanw

Old Rusty Blade
OLD RUSTY BLADE I was bleeding profusely on the bathroom floor All this pain and anguish, I couldn’t take it anymore. I tried to be good, and perfect But nothing was ever good enough. So what if I came back late, So what if I hate? So what if l do the things I like - Nothing’s ever good enough. Curled in a corner, in a cold dark place The walls are closing in, Tears roll down my face. Then I remember, I’m in my room. A self-created prison Made of nothing but sin. I have to break away soon. Soon as in here, soon as in now. There’s no place but up, Freedom through an old rusty blade. With this old rusty blade, I slice away the painful memories That run through my veins. Everything’s quiet, I’m almost gone. My vision is blurred, I can’t feel my toes. It’s too late to stop My time has come. I fade away - Forgotten and gone.

The Old Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new rooster for his chicken coop The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The f

Old Relationships
Im tired of guessing how people feel.I know how i feel well most the time any way.I think im gonna give up on the whole love thing and just stick with wat i got. I think ex's are ex's for a reason and should prabably stay that way and well since i am married i probably should put my effort into this relationship instead of hoping to find somethin better..

Old Range Rider
Old Range Rider Category: Writing and Poetry ..> For the last 6 months I have ridden in the dust of 10,000 head of cattle. I couldn't even guess the days I could finally get a reprive from this worn broken down saddle. So many rivers that this band of saddletramps has forded. Hundreds of galloons of thick coffee and a thousand plates of biscuits, beans, hardtack these cowboys have horded. God only know to how many days that were so hot that the only thing that moved in the air was the thick heavy dust, It blanketed everything that the lungs of animals and man alike was ready to bust. We moved ten to 15 miles a day at our very best, Then at night we might get 5 hours of needed rest. Endless days of heat and chasing a lost calf or scattered doggie, No wonder mirages tended to make ones mind a bit foggy. Nights so clear that a million stars could be seen, Many sunrises so beautiful that on hated to move because the air was so

The Old Rugged Cross
THE OLD RUGGED CROSS On a hill far away stood an old rugged cross, The emblem of suffering and shame; And I love that old cross where the dearest and best For a world of lost sinners was slain. So I'll cherish the old rugged cross, Till my trophies at last I lay down; I will cling to the old rugged cross, And exchange it some day for a crown. O that old rugged cross, so despised by the world, Has a wondrous attraction for me; For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above To bear it to dark Calvary. So I'll cherish the old rugged cross, Till my trophies at last I lay down; I will cling to the old rugged cross, And exchange it some day for a crown. In that old rugged cross, stained with blood so divine, A wondrous beauty I see, For 'twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died, To pardon and sanctify me. So I'll cherish the old rugged cross, Till my trophies at last I lay down; I will cling to the old rugged cross, And exchange it so

Old Rant On Dad
All my life..well from age 7 to 14 im 17 now,I had a weight problem.My dad would weigh me constantly (every other day to everyday)I had to loose weight every time I was weighed, if I didnt loose, I would get punished : not able to see friends till I lost the weight, no computer, no phone and no tv till I lost the weight. I would have to do STRENUOUS excersizez, If I wanted to go to a friends house he would call up the parents and tell them I was to have nothing to eat while I was over. Everynight I would cry myself to sleep hoping that tomorrow wouldnt come, I would do drastic things to lose weight before morning (vomiting, cutting, laxitives, etc). If I gained anything from .2 to a pound my dad would go balistic (sp?) he would yell at me and tear apart my room looking for food. He would set certain goals (weights) for me to reach every saturday, and if I didnt reach that goal I would get punished. He got a subatical (meaning a year off of work,we can travle to a differant state or co

An Old Rant
08/04/2008 @ 01:08 am Reflections and Ramblings Turning a corner in one's life is something that's supposed to bring change, usually change for the good. Seldom does it change for the worse. I don't know why but for the last week I've been in and out of a funk. My mind has been booming over and over again about everything that's happened from 2003 starting at graduation all the way fast forward until now. In a nut shell I've had 3 different girlfriends, a fling, the same best friend whom I wouldn't trade for nothing, and a an even more dysfunctional family than ever before. I've literally stumbled into a college and have made the best of it. The majority of the last five years has been consumed with the illusive college degree club. I've been fortunate to gain employment at my alma matter doing something I love (wrestling) while opening the door to a new experience that used to be my excuse for skipping study halls. Although the money isn't great right now, I know it'll be better. I

An Old Rant #2
12/01/2009 @ 05:12 pm Flash backs & Flash forwards You know the human mind can do a lot of joyus, wonderful, and dispicable things. You could be enjoying your dream job and floating on the proverbial cloud nine but then something in the back of your mind.. A random thought.. A browse through social networking sites where you're still on the friends list of those whom have done you wrong and vice versa... These things can cause you to sit back and wonder, sometimes either about the future with that person if it was to go beyond what it did or even why it ended.. Cause theories stirred and emotions brought out in which we thought were locked up and thrown out with the key. But like all things in life they come back, most of us don't like to admit it but they do. Like the last movie you saw or seen years ago, the reels play in your mind, in your dreams. The images produced by the mind and mind's eye are so real and vivid. Like you are still there. People who don't care call this baggag

An Old Rant #3
06/30/2010 @ 12:06 am Venting (Strong Language) Just when you get your own fucking head above water and then you begin to all of a sudden drift backwords in time for a moment to think about things that have happened here lately.. I just couldn't help but wonder what if.. But my mind's eye took me in a direction I didn't want to go in.. My mind's eye had me go back over the last three years of my life and made me realize that the shit I put up with was exactly that. Hence current status message. I'm so glad that I didn't fall for something that was going to be a complete fucking disaster. I can't apparently do anything right, I can't apparently please anyone, and I can't apparently hold my own with someone who I give my affections to.. Ain't this a crock of shit?! Don't ya just love depression and drama? Two things in which I've struggled my whole life in getting over.. I'm sure my past explains itself.. My blog is riddled with it.. It's public knowledge because I'm open with everyon

Old School
old school Well in my honest observation, Wrestling has lost this art form, now it is all bull crap.who wants to see a 2hr program with only 20 minutes of actual wrestling.I prefer seeing guys and women that actually have talent, The World Wrestling council in Greenville is trying to return to this great form, and I for one would like to congratulate them, Brodie Chase, Mikki Free, Rikki Regal and the Ticking Time Bomb Scottie Wrenn. These guys are truly old school and proud of it,And are trying to teach all the new guys and girls this form instead of this new fangled bull crap you see in WWE.It would definitely be alot better to watch wrestling like it used to be in the old days where guys actually dressed like professionals instead of wearing what looks like pajamas,and actually following through with angles and moves this is just my opinion which don't amount to much but, wrestling is becoming a fallen art form, which is a total shame for those who busted there butts to make it w

“old School Pervert”
“Old School Pervert” If I licked your pussy Would you suck my dick? I got you moanin like the bitches in the porno flicks Pull your panties to the side so I can dig you out Cause I'm the old school pervert You know what I be all about I'm lookin for a girl with some fat lips And some nice hips A honey dip to come equipped with some big tits Baby you're the bomb And I heard your pussy's sweet like candy And you be havin niggas down to be down like Brandy Well what I wanna know are you a freak? Can we bust a 6 9 in my back seat on the creep? Move, what I gotta prove girl? You heard the song your pussy is my weakness And I'm feelin cock strong Like He-Man, so who do I be man? You callin me sick But you're the one that's tongue kissin your girl After she sucked my dick Playin role games, when my dick swang I'll be Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poontang Fuckin that cunt like a maniac Steamin up my back windows of my '86 Pontiac Aphrodisiac, spanish fly in you

Old Soldier
Old Soldier Marchin' on to war Gone but not forgotten Not heartless but he's cold Like diamonds cutting a path Ice flows through his viens Raining bullets, aftermath Of fire and hand gernades With patience without measure He will count the breaths Of every man he lays his sights Stopping when his shells are spent Old Soldier Marchin' on to war Born on the battlefield To here he will return No solemn deathbed tears or pleas On his feet he'll take his leave With no marker for his grave

Old School Blog From One Of My Msns (lol Men Bashin)
http://eyelikadeebooze.spaces.live.com/ (note blog is on page 2)if u go in link! lol now for my opinions about men! Theres only 2 reasons why women are fucked 1-Way they were raised 2-(Men) You play girls and brag about it u are disgusting and should be shot n pissed on. You lie and say u like to cuddle then u cant handle being hard now this is odd..Do u masterbate everytime u wake up? No I dont think so u have to take a mean piss So why Try shit? ahh Probably goin to get it for this blog lol but maybe not People seem to leave there negativity at the door! Men are out for something u need to find out what it is! I admit Im out for myself but I was molded this way and would never play people.You give me I will give u. Lucky for u I like a good attention! (Most guys lie) Although in a fucked up way and in a fucked up lodgic Usually they will admit them to u! Even if cheating!Probably guilt and selishness to feel better.Almost like they love fuckin u up to turn u into a p

Old School Blog Num2 (women N Such)
Some things Iv learned about women n such! Women want what they cant have And then when they have it usually dont want it anymore! You cant fully know women because they change to much to know themselves.If u cant understand u how can others? Proof of this is clothes makeup and hair colour it goes far deeper lol. You treat em to good they walk all over u! You treat em to bad they guilt u and drop there problems on u! They love attention And are easily seduced by players.Untill u cant get in at all(Wall) Very emotional Use there periods as a massive excuse of this! Treat em special and u will be rewarded. Anger them and god help u. You cant judge all women the same but they do act the same in a few ways! Apperence Big thing with alot of women. Also When u hit on girls sexually only sluts like that in the way u mean it other girls probably are insulted and u increase there defence walls! (Looks-Sexual attraction) For some reason people try to change each other Please stop

Old School Blog 3 (some Of My Opinions Of Religions)
Found at http://jeffsthecause.spaces.live.com/ (pic is the nomads n the tree of life!)Thats probably pot cause it is free to grow even in the middle east)and could do so much for this world and create free! Heart (Heart) I dont belive in GOD or the Devil but that dosint mean u have to belive the same!(Im not Scientology!) I am not one to force views or say u cant pray for what u belive in! Even christianity Throws mixed messages! I wont do that I wont say dont judge But Be against Gays and bies! I said fake will be hard to eliminate!(Its a hard flaw to tame)(You can keep your currant religions belifes and still join mine)One thing i dont belive in is forcing views!(Jahovahs that goes for yous) (maybe your like me and feel your being sent mixed messages too) Thou Shalt Not Kill: Does God Violate Her Own Commandment? Im not one that likes to judge but didn't The romans Kill Jesus? Government and religions are much closer to each other then u care to see.....Anyways......

Old School Blog 4-takin From My Myspace!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 Love and my over all opinion about secietys decline! Love and my over all opinion about secietys decline! My opinion on this subject is It is empty if only coming from one person! There is only one reason why people never work out! That is because shit is not equal and u base shit like the government that runs us! One leader and one follower! Sometimes the roles switch but the end result would still be the same equal is the only way to last! Equal commitment! Equal love! Equal respect! Equal honesty! Equal life long dedication! W/e else Im missing Equal! That is the one simple fucking reason for every failed relationship! Iv always known it! Im just saying it now so others can know it! For once learn from anothers mistake and stop your fuckin circles! Fake fucks! LOL Im so done with love So fuckin done! Im so done with attachment! And I fucking mean it this time! If I could go back I would still fucking do it all over again with

Old School Lyrics.
these are like madddd old so judge me accordingly..... What a sorry case she is Cant see her own self worth Dosnt care about her own value Just does whatever she is asked to do You can have her any way you want All you have to do is ask No matter if you love her All you have to do is ask No matter if you hate her You only have to ask So now she drops her head But the shame only lasts so long Allows her self to be objectified Because that’s all shes ever known You can have her any way you want All you have to do is ask No matter if you love her All you have to do is ask No matter if you hate her You only have to ask So now her confidence is gone Fell away with the lustfull sighs Fallowed by the non romantic goodbye She does it cause she is asked to No matter if there is passion You can have her anyway you want All you have to do is ask No matter if you love her All you have to do is ask No matter if you hate her All you have to do is ask

Old Shit
never knew what i had if it was good or bad but how can someone make u happy but yet so sad all my intentions made me seem so glad when it was hidden i knew it was lost i guess i never really valued cost im sorry if you feel so neglect but all i really wanted was a little respect but i guess u gave it to me and i couldnt even see but right now im down on my knees hopeing ur love will bring u back to me im praying for faith to bring us back together then will have each other love forever and ever but if u are found i hope im home bound love always and forever David Lee Nyitray III We all make mistakes Those are risk that we take My love for you was never fake Relationships are give and take I knew when I first saw you That this love was going to be true As time went bye my love for you grew Thats when I knew that my love was really true When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat Thats when you swept me off of my feet it was to neat Whin I gave y

Old Soul
Restless Soul of Old In the tower she looks down upon the world Her hair so fair, eyes of blue She knows this is the modern day But yet deep within her, she feels drawn to the past An ever lasting image that has always been with her Never sure where she belonged Felling like something was missing, something wrong These continual thoughts of the days of old Trying so desperately to unfold the mystery She is not sure who or what Only that she feels safe in courtyards of past times She drifts her thought pattern to another time another place Faces appearing before her eyes, Ones she has never met Her writing shows of old Times less traveled but yet long forgotten Days of knights and kings Merry singing men She wonders how this could be For her this was not to be She ponders over life’s of then Her mind now searching for answers Does the past haunt her for a reason? Was her season then of old? Cold chills now surge through her body Has she unlocked the

Old Skewl
One of the vids that has always stuck with me:) Well I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you But I've got to think twice Before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play Because I play them too Oh but I Need some time off from that emotion Time to pick my heart up off the floor And when that love comes down Without devotion Well it takes a strong man baby But I'm showing you the door 'Cause I gotta have faith... Baby I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please, don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe You mean every word you say Can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to loverboy rules Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh baby I reconsider My foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more Yes I've gotta have faith...

Old Short Story
Something about this place makes me sink into it deeper. I don’t like it, it’s making me sick. I feel alone like something bad is about to happen but it’s refusing to wait till the right moment and will come at the one moment it shouldn’t. I’m going to fall off stage and break my neck. No that would be a good thing wouldn’t it. Driving to a strange town will do that to you, make you go loopy, loose one tenth of your sanity irking you to the point where you’ve run the cold water and the razor is sitting on the side of the tub. But you never do it, the phone rings and on the other line is the shaky voice of the one who you feel like you’re burdening but he refuses to see that. He would sit up and talk you out of it, recant a tale of pills and whiskey making you feel selfish and hopeless as he tells you to ask the hotel staff to steam a pillow and have it brought up wrapped in a sheet and for you to hug it while his never released music drifts through the air. A CD sent by fed ex special

Old Sultan
A farmer once had a faithful dog called sultan, who had grown old, and lost all his teeth, so that he could no longer hold on to anything. One day the farmer was standing with his wife before the house-door, and said, to-morrow I intend to shoot old sultan, he is no longer of any use. His wife, who felt pity for the faithful beast, answered, he has served us so long, and been so faithful, that we might well give him his keep. What, said the man, you are not very bright. He has not a tooth left in his head, and not a thief is afraid of him, now he can go. If he has served us, he has had good feeding for it. The poor dog, who was lying stretched out in the sun not far off, had heard everything, and was sorry that the morrow was to be his last day. He had a good friend, the wolf, and he crept out in the evening into the forest to him, and complained of the fate that awaited him. Listen, gossip, said the wolf, be of good cheer, I will help you out of your trouble. I have thought o

Old Souls
I come to you in the dark of night ,,I know I shouldn't be here,,,it is not yet our time . but I can't help standing here by your bed ,watching you sleep.There have been so many nights like this through the years and I have often wondered if you knew I was there...I was the very first one in this world to gaze into your eyes... right from that moment I knew that our souls were forever tied..'We are all given to this, that feeling that creeps onto our lives,,, that moment when our Old Souls are discovered......When we realize that perhaps we are different....It is not an awakening, it is not even a discovery....It is simply a different way of seeing',,For we are old souls,, We seem to know our way to each other without knowing,,Though many women have walked through your doors,still It was me you slayed the dragons for,,And me that has died from a broken heart, when it was your turn to depart before me.. We have been through all the mistakes and sorrows of a 40 lifetimes, and yet we stil

Old School By Tupac
Here we go we gonna send this one out to da ol school All these motherfukas in the Bronx and Brooklyn, Staten Island, Queens and all the motherfukas that laid it down the foundation. Ya know what I'm sayin, Nothin' but love for da old school. Dats who we gonna do this one for ya feel me. what mo' can I say, I wouldn't be here today If da old school didn't pave the way I remember Mr. Magic Flash, Grand Master Cash, L.L raisin' hell but it didn't last Eric B. and Rakim was da shit ta me I'd flip to see a Dougie Fresh Show with Rickie G and Red Alert was puttin' in work, and Chuck Chill had my homies on the hill gettin' ill,when shit was real. Well I can still remember Raw with Daddy Cain, when De La Soul was puttin' potholes in the game. I can't explain how it was, Whodini had me puffin' on dat buddha gettin' buzzed, cuz there I was Them block parties in da projects and on my block and tic ya don't stop ya sippin' on dat private stock. And through my speakers Queen Lat

Old Spirit
It was a grim and chilly night when something so hideous hatched from night Something so dark was surely from hell I could feel its hunger begin to swell Now before I begin this little tale Allow me a preface before my life begins to fail You see I was just out to gather some wood When I noticed the figure who before me stood His name was really not all that important He was merely a sprit who had layed dormant For centuries he watched from his earthly grave Awaiting the moment that he just may Free himself and fulfill his need His only goal was to simply feed To dine on my fair and tender flesh He said he hungered for something so fresh My mind raced with prayers to above and thoughts of never being with the ones whom I love I quickly began to form a masterful plan To fool the old spirit to not eat this man It was risky this I do admit But life is precious, and my goal is to exist I challenged the ghost to a battle of wits It was something that he could not res

The Old Soldier Speaks
The Old Soldier Speaks By Bill Walker Remember Me? I am the one that won you your freedom. I have been in the fore front of your battles to keep your freedom. I have lived a very rough life. Sometimes I have fought in mud, in snow, in rain, in hot dry places. Sand blowing in my face. I have been left to do the best I can against a foe that out numbers me ten to one. Some times 50 to me, myself and I. But we will talk about some of these cases as we go along here. Us old soldiers hear that some of you young people from time to time need a refresher class in American History. So us old soldiers are going to do the best we can, about telling our story. Remember me? I was at Bunker Hill. I was at a few other places along the way. One was that winter at Valley Forge. I was the one without shoes, without much in the way of food. Without a warm bed, without that stuff called money. But with a gun that maybe would get off a shot about ever minute if my cold hands could load fast enou

Old Souls
Souls of old darkened and cold lost with no hold always listened to what they were told Did no wrong but did no right trapped in a forever night Frightened with fears of what is near sleek away hide and pray for day or cry till your life is taken away The souls of old no control choking on air so foul and bare never spoken of and rarely spoken to they were children just like you © MIKA

Old Skin
WE smoke the toenails and hair of the wiseman under a BLACKGOD's thumb we dance like painted puppets she bleeds orgasm in techni-color an ocean of alien mystery we eat the wiseman's eyes for sight that we might see the darkness if we kill the lights fast enough we eat the brain and pray that our eyes can open wide enough we burn the dry shell, a funeral chant the pulse quickens and we dance as the blossoms fall a scattering of dust to the winds this celebration of old skin I feel every flower that is screaming to consume you the earth and sky your cradle the earth and sky entomb you so is the way of forever teeming with simple cruelties beatings in cold rooms hands and head not found Old Skin- Acid Bath

Old Skool
So ... I was out n about runnin' errands today and decided to test out my new stereo system. Yes.. I am a stereo junkie! I likez the B00M! So ... I put in an old RUN DMC cd and was like whoa! haha ... a HUGE smile was on my face. My stereo sounded totally SICK! I changed cd's, since I knew it sounded so good, and put in an old LL Cool J cd. Whoa! Older LL has gotta be some of the hardest hitting stuff EVAH! I was ALL smiles now. haha.. I bet people could hear me coming several blocks away! hehe ... I dunno why I've always had this obsession with music and stereo systems, but I have. From the time I was old enough to drive, I had decided that I was gonna have the sickest car ... and that I didn't need some dude to have all this cool stuff. It's ok to be a bit of a tomboy I guess. heh ... It's ok that I know what brands are good and what size amps and speakers and what not you need to achieve a certain sound. It's even ok that I like old skool rap! haha .. but don't tell anyone...ok? :)

Old Soul
Elder folk have told me I have a Seasoned Spirit...a seemingly unwarrented understanding about things in life that I shouldn't have at my age. I get the ebb and flow of things when I shouldn't sometimes. It scares me. I didn't get it until someone said something to me after I had a decent conversation with them this weekend "Greg, You've always been different" . I've never seen it like that..Whatever it is, It's my greatest asset and my biggest curse

The Old Stories
Many of these titles are still a work in progress. So please bare with me. If the story title doesn't seem to fit the story right, have faith, cus I will figure it out sooner or later. Kindling: A haunted house story that takes the basic idea of Stephen King's 1408-the room is just f**king evil. This story is about a house that is evil and the course it takes from the begining to become one of the scariest hauntings in Wyoming. Full of new ways of messing with the reader and the characters. So far this story has the sense of sudden scares and many things that will make your skin crawl. The Grounds Keeper: In the true fashion of a monster story, this story will make a mes of things. When a land owner gets frustrated with the travelers that tresspass on his land from the river, he conjures up a creation from the depths of hell even he can't run from. (this short story is just about ready for you guys to read.) The Haunting: When two people are destined to be together,

Old Sayings Made New For The Computer Age.
New Old Sayings 1. Anywhere you hang your @ is home. 2. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 4. You can\'t teach a new mouse old clicks. 5. Great groups from little icons grow. 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. 7. C: is the root of all directories. 8. Don\'t put all your hypes in one home page. 9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. 10. The modem is the message. 11. Too many clicks spoil the browse. 12. The geek shall inherit the earth. 13. A chat has nine lives. 14. Don\'t byte off more than you can view. 15. Fax is stranger than fiction. 16. What boots up must come down. 17. Windows will never cease. 18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). 19. Virtual reality is its own reward. 20. Modulation in all things. 21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted. 22. There\'s no place like ( http://www.)home(.co

Old Soul
Here I am So alone Wanted by many Loved by few Here is my body It is but a shell I am much more I have a soul It dwells in this hollow shell This young body Is tired out It's soul is keeping it going But now it's slowing The demand for it to be gone For nothing to be For me to just be A play toy This old soul Wants so much more Wants love Freedom Happiness To share it's feelings With another To feel like it belongs Safe and sound But now it's being brought down Bound up By Sex Lies Betrayal And fear I'm too young to want to give up But here I am This old soul wanting to drown out the world

Old St Nick
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! F

An Old Sergeant’s Prayer
An Old Sergeant’s Prayer For Veterans’ Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas (a.k.a. “A Cold Warrior’s Prayer”) Almighty Lord God, my Commander of commanders, Thank you for all you have given me, For all you have taken away from me, And for all you have left me. Lord, I thank you for these things You have given me: • Thy forgiveness and saving grace which wash away all my sins and errors • A reasonably comfortable retirement after my service This sounds good but the truth of the matter is that the promised life time medical care is in trouble first of all to get Tricare for life we have to pay medicare Part B that will cost more then the cola raise for Social Security. We also may lose medicare and since Tricare for life is tied to Medicare and there is a good chance that Doctors will stop seeing Medicare if the cuts to the payments goes through in January. A number of military retirees have been writing and calling their congressmen/women to do something abou

Old Shelf
Please do not rip or copy THANK YOU !!! Upon my shelf lies pictures ... dust covered memories made by us Love Lives no longer holding us close exceptions of old pictures collecting dust Heartfelt covered romance lurking like a funeral ; black and of stone Cobwebs are now being built by this spider of the shelf ; clinging dust still on these pictures of us Cleaning one day , dusting off the dust we made , swipping every memory to thin air , rolling every web on the shelf into a ball thrown into the trash ... so mote it be so the memories are gone

Old Soul
Are You an 'Old Soul ? ? The particular life challenges and destined events that are the hallmark of being an old soul... If you're an old soul you will undoubtedly be giving, caring loving and compassionate - all wonderful attributes that we are taught are the signs of a developed person who cares for others, and the actions that we take that may affect others. The key signs of an old soul · Giving and caring often putting others first · Had a difficult romantic life often with much pain and disappointment · More than likely had a soulmate relationship · Things just seem to happen to you and around you,often becoming very dramatic through the seemingly extreme reactions of others · Events repeat themselves · Have trouble connecting with your family · Somehow know you're different · Have some psychic intuition and 'just knowing'things · Find that you have deeper emotions and passions than most people · People have extreme reactions to y

Old Soul, Lost Soul
Old soul, lost soul, Soul in torment, Fill the blue eyes, That were heaven sent. Sorrow and pain, Anguish and regret, You've tried to hide, Since the day we met. Wants and needs, You won't let me see, But if you'll help, I can break you free. Let me heal the wounds, That fill your head, Give me a chance, To erase cruel words said. Feel the gentleness in my touch, As I trace your soft skin, Let my words flow over you, Hear the love within. for WMH 12-11-2007

Old School
For those Born 1920-1979 First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked &/or drank while they were pregnant. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets & when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars w/ no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose & NOT from a bottle. We ate cupcakes, & drank Kool-aid made w/ sugar, but we weren't overweight b/c WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! We would leave home in the morning & play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day for we did not have cell phones & we were O.K. We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, n

Old Song I Wrote In High School
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I'M GOING TO BRAKE OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE. I'M GOING TO START A NEW LIFE IN THE BURNING ZONE. AS THE POWDER BURNS A SMOKING GUN IN MY HAND. AS I WATCH THE PLACE BURN DOWN. I WATCH THE PEOPLE INSIDE BURN ALIVE. COME RUN AND HIDE AS THE PLACE BURNS DOWN. I KNOW I'M GOING TO BURN IN HELL. ALL MY FRIENDS AND FOES ARE GOING TO BE THERE TO. AS I WATCH THEM BURN ALIVE. TELL ME S IT THE GUILT OR IS IT THE WEED AFECTING MY MIND. BT I KNOW DEEP DOWN IN MY BLACK UNHOLY HEARTTHAT I CAN'T ESCAPE FROM THIS CONCRET JUNGLE. MAYBE IF I WAS LITTLE BIT TALLER, A LITLE BIT WISER THEAN MAYBE I COULD SURVIE. AS THE PLACE BEHINED ME ONTUNES TO BURN DOWN TO THE GOUND. I'M GOING TO START A NEW LIFE I THE BURNING ZONE.

Old Survey
1. When was the last time you kissed someone? Does ass count? Cuz I have been kissing ass ALL DAY 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? By the handle, DUH 3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? As opposed to wearing a seatbelt while seated on my computer chair? Oh, wait. That could be useful for those particularly strenuous cyber sessions. 4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are about to run out of it. Air 5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Hong Kong Phooey. After all, I am the number one superguy! 6. What is your favorite pizza topping? Coochie, but getting a woman to sit on steaming hot mozzerella is a challenge. If it burns the roof of your mouth, what would it do to your ass? 7. Do you crack your knuckles? They are a lot better to crack than my nutts 8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? You got a brand new key. I friggin hate that song. 9. Did just mentioning t

Old Skool
Low in the seat, staring off the end of the hood Thinkin’ where he’d be if he trucked like he should He’s got that chicken hauler lean Truckers say, “he’s the coolest they’ve ever seen” You want to Look, Listen and Learn But he’s gone to hide Not to be seen till it’s time to ride Ride in by looking cool Damn, I feel like a fool It’s Old School

The Old Storyteller
The Old Storyteller by LateNiteFantasy© A fire crackles in an inn along the road The snow falls quietly in the night Folk drink their mulled wine and ale Their toils shared in the smokey room The rusted door bursts open Letting in the cold and frost An old man brushes off the night As he takes in the smoky room He sees a crowd of plain folk Dirty from their days work Tired from years of servitude Lines deep on cragged faces They take him in with blank stares Another stranger from the road His beard gray with age, his eyes full of wisdom Dirt from the road tells of his travels But they see so much more They see a bard, a storyteller of old By the look of the harp in his pack Their eyes begin to sprinkle with life He moves with a grace carved with age As he easies his burden in a darken corner Eyes never leave him, hopeful for his tales A bar maiden whispers her plea As she pours life into his mug He regards her request in quiet, Sipping warmth i

An Old Shoshone Legend Honors The Wolf As The Protector Of Women.
It is told that a group of young girls had to be left behind in hiding as the tribe had to pack up and move quickly due to imminent danger. When the girls came out of hiding and went in search of the tribe, they came upon an injured wolf. After nursing the wolf back to health, they became adopted by the entire pack of wolves, who saved them from danger many times as the girls continued their search for the rest of their tribe. The warrior fathers, upon returning to find the girls, saw the wolves surrounding their daughters from a distance. Not understanding that the wolves were actually protecting their daughters, they slew them one and all. After being told of their grave mistake, they vowed to honor the wolf as protector throughout time. This became tradition and continues today.

Old Stand By
I almost never pay for porn and this site is the main reason why. Why pay when you can get tons of new porn every day? VoyeurWeb lets you post your own pictures and view other's pictures in a few different categories and rate them (since we're addicted to rating here). Monthly winners even get prize money. (And let me know if you post there :)

Old Smart Ass
one of my favorite customers came in today...an older guy about 70 or so. he can be a bit of a perv (i.e. he once told me that i sound like i should work for a 900 number) Anyway, he was behaving pretty well today...but he did leave on a funny note. he told me that earlier in the afternoon the nurse at the dr.'s office said to him "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee..." And to that he replied "Well, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Old School Remix Tribute
Old School Remix Tribute And I heard a knocking As if someone heavily rocking Rocking at my brain’s Back door Bass, bass, bouncing tight All throughout the night What immortal DJ’s hand Could spin thy rhythmic energy Dance, music, the body’s guest Upon a mixing errand Fear not to blend the beat The truth shall be thy dance floor Go, since I dance all night And give the world the song DJ – whose vinyl-grooved face The smiles of fans adore – Mans remix tribute to man Makes countless thousands dance Two mixes merged in the mind, and I – I mixed the rhythm less mixed, And that made them all dance. Because I could not stop the flow – It kindly flowed for me – The house beat moved all of our bodies – For infinity. Notes: Edgar Allen Poe “The Raven", William Blake “Tyger”, Sir Walter Raleigh “The Lie”, Robert Burns “Man was Made to Mourn”, Robert Frost “The Road Not Taken”, Emily Dickinson “No. 712”. I figured if I am to hold to my statement that th

Old Settler's Beans
Old Settler's Beans 1 1/2 lbs. hamburger meat 1/2 lb. bacon 1 small onion Cut bacon into pieces, chop onion. Cook hamburger, bacon and onion until browned. Mix together: 1/3 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup whate sugar 1/4 cup ketchup 1/4 cup BBQ sauce 2 tablespoons honey 2 tablespoons mustard 1/2 tteaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper 1 can each: Baby butter beans, regular size Kidney beans, regular size Pork & beans, large size Add hamburger mixture to above ingredients; mix well. Bake at 350 degrees for about 1 hour.

Old Skool Hip Hop With King Slim
THROWBACK THURSDAY'S ONLY AT EXOTIC DREAMS WITH THE DJ "KING SLIM" 12-2 AM Eastern Time Every Thursday!! The King will bring you only the BEST Old Skool Hip Hop out there HE is the "Official" King of EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR!! ONLY Here @ Exotic Dreams Lounge! Click on Pic to enter Exotic Dreams

Old Skool Night
THROWBACK THURSDAY'S ONLY AT EXOTIC DREAMS WITH THE DJ "KING SLIM" 12-2 AM Eastern Time Every Thursday!! The King will bring you only the BEST Old Skool Hip Hop out there HE is the "Official" King of EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR!! ONLY Here @ Exotic Dreams Lounge! Click on Pic to enter Exotic Dreams

The Old Saying
I could start with a question, but I don't quite feel up to it. I'm a trashbag of tricks you want to stay clear of. She wanted more. I didn't want anything at all. Dismal we leave with no resolution. Decomposition can offer its compromise to the situation And we'll flee like thieves unattended through the night. Many moments brief and rotten. Take another sip and welcome regret to your bedside.

Old Skin Code
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Old School ....sort Of
I have been doing some thinking , and in a way I love and like my decision . I have thought about going back to the way I was doing things , which means I will be going with old methods of doing thing . I know this might tic alot of people off but oh well . This would mean wardrobe and all , back to the slacks and dress shirts that I am accustomed to , and no more of the dirty casual that I have been in lately . I had to do something to do get everything back in order . My grandmother had taught me to dress professional ,when she was alive , and I seemed to have forgotten that lesson. I have listened to the wron people . Not anymore I am back and I love it

Old Sailor
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks. "Whats that supposed to mean?" She says, " You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"

Old School Mafia Rulez!! Prosperous Italianos!!!
30yrs old -n- Im still a soldier/ with a cold shoulder/ glock 9 stashed inside the shoulda holster/ ballz big, huge bolders/ stay chillin with ol head warriors/ plastic henny cup, weed vapors/ stay dumbed out/mouth filled with mini razors/ the gun in my coat leave u brainless, razors leave u faceless/ at home sharpen the blade clean the stainless/ I stay conscience, mindstates cageless/ neva chill with cats hearts filled with fakeness/ Old school Mafia rules/ henchmen beneath u blood oaths taken to make the Family a certified orginization/ the sky is infinate like the mindstate of a new born infant/ steaks fresh off the choppin block, succulent/ cash flow stay in its mass abundance/ hidden sub basements filled with weapons of mass destruction/ Scheduald Family functions/ Dominance established thru respect earned by feeding thoes who trust u//

Old Soul
Sitting waiting that something will come out Time runs short for this old man Thoughts and prayers are no longer there Falling fast with nothing to stop me Wondering if there is an end somewhere Nothing from the truth is what I need Watching others grow together As I fall apart Waiting is the death of this old soul Trying to keep it going is hard Looking to someone to pick me up But yet no one cares to come back for me Life is starting to fade to black Just as my sight of life was snuffed out There tends to be one that can give it back But nothing will come from that Wishing that life goes by fast Only till another person can save this soul From the time I hit bottom Leaning on this tree it's starting to lean too Fading faster can't call out fast enough Closing my eyes waiting Feeling nothing but a black heart Care to change that I ask

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Old School Sweet Potato Souffle
Total Time:1 hr 15 minPrep20 minInactive5 minCook50 minYield:6 to 8 servingsIngredientsButter, for casserole3 pounds sweet potatoes, peeled and cubedSalt1 (4.5-ounce) can evaporated milk1/2 cup brown sugar5 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted1 teaspoon vanilla extract1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon2 eggs, beatenFreshly ground black pepper1 cup coarsely chopped roasted, salted cashews1/2 cup mini marshmallows1/2 cup sweetened shredded coconutDirectionsPreheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Butter a 2-quart casserole dish and set aside.Add the potatoes to a large pot of cold, salted water. Bring to a boil over high heat, then reduce the heat and simmer until the potatoes are tender, about 20 minutes. Drain in a colander in the sink.Mash the potatoes in a large bowl. Add the evaporated milk, brown sugar, butter, vanilla, cinnamon, beaten eggs, salt and pepper, to taste. Mix together until smooth. Pour the mixture into the casserole dish and bake for 25 minutes.In a small bowl, toss together the

Old Stuff I Wrote A Looooonng Time Ago
Pull me close, i touch your lipsFeel your hands, slide down my hipsStrip me naked, oh so fastTake this moment, make it lastSlip down my body, kiss my skinSee the naughy, mess were inNow your hands, they softly gropeLet out gasps, i just cant copeNow my turn and i go downFeel my kisses, on your crownLick it, love it, so much funStill you moan but im not doneTouch your body, so so niceMy goal is only, to enticeOut comes magic, in my gripTasty, white, drips down my lipUp i come now, time for youYou know just, what you should doFingers first and hear me groanJust us laying, here aloneIn and out, i cant resistOut it comes and time for kissLick my flesh, make inner loveHear my lust, from up aboveSo many moves, your mouth can makeYou lick the icing, off my cakeSo up you come and now we restWait til you see me, at my bestWell do this more, some other timeJust you wait, you will be mine

Old School Rate Fest.
This achievement is not too bad but it did take me 25 hours cause I had things come up. So I dont have general idea of how fast it can be done. I had to redo some cause I was a lil late getting back to it. But the fastest way is to have several tabs open of people who have EZ rate photos. And after you rate the photo just click on the pic itself to go to the next one. And its also better to do this on a Unlimited 11s day! Some people get upset for 10 rates..

The Old Stoic
Riches I hold in light esteem ; And Love I laugh to scorn ; And lust of fame was but a dream That vanished with the morn : And if I pray , the only prayer That moves my lips for me Is , " Leave the heart that now I bear , And give me liberty !" Yes , as my swift days near their goal , Tis all that I implore ; In life and death , a chainless soul , With courage to endure . Emily Bronte ( 1818 ---1848 ) She was also the Author of " Wuthering Height's " and " Jane Eyre " both Classics & passionate , I'm sure there are more but can't list them all. She died at the tender age of thirty and how her mind knew of such tales of passion while living isolated in the moors of England with only her family members around her , I can't even imagine. I would really love to have tea with the Lady and learn from one of the best .....

Old Time Friendz
OLD TiMe FriEndZ I found u ::sigh:: Wondering where u disappeared off too ::silent cry:: At a lost for words for the joy i feel inside We was crazy close..attached side by side And then a day went by without a sound from C. GunN Not talking to you was like daylight without the SuN Now the past is behind us an unalterable road But the future awaits us..a story untold Dedicated to a CerTain SomEone U knO who U iZ..MuahZ

Old Timers Halloween./.lol
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a Long time decided to dress up and go Out. The old woman went into her bedroom, Stripped naked And tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and So can you." Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and Came out Stark raving naked with a potato tied To his tallywhacker. The old woman says, you're going out Like that?" And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as A sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

Old Time Sex
> >The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first > >time we had sex together over fifty years ago? > > > > > >We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back > >fence and I made love to you." > > > > > >"Yes, she says, "I remember it well." > > > >"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we > >can >do > >it for old time¹s sake?" > > > > > >"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" > > > > > >T here's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all > >this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see > >these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an > >eye >on > >them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. > > > > > >They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by > >walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make >their > >way to the fence. The old lady lifts her

Old Timer Sex
In a little tavern alongside a country lane, an elderly couple were having a beer. The husband Leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trous

Old Times And Good Times!
Okay so I'm sitting here bored and I can't sleep, and on top of everything else I'm reading old letters from friends in the military, looking at the pictures, and holding the tags! I miss each and every one of you with all my heart! Some of you I've known my whole damn life, Others I've met over the years! well right now I'm going to be talkin about the good ol days with and bunch :) Froggy omg hun all the fun we use to have just bullshtting and crackin on eachother, I want my teddy back damn it lol. the good times down at the beach and at the cafe with you singing Deeper the a haller *whatever the name is*, Steve oh my steve how many damn times did we dance around the idea of you and me together? I guess everyone was right we were better off as friends :) I love you hun, Nikki girl you crazy ass bitch...always tryin to hook up with Froggy because you can't take a no! oh and the time the cops were called =) thats all that needs to be said about that lol, Tish hehe girl I miss you so mu

Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife "Do you remember the first time we had sex together, over 50 years ago we went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you?" "Yes", she says, "I remember it well" Okay he says "How about taking a stroll around there again, we can do it for old times sake." "Oh charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea" There was a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself he thinks, "I've got to see these two old timers having sex against a fence." "I'll just keep an eye on them so theres no trouble." so he follows them They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they errup

Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then sudden

Old Timer Sex
he husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves i

Old Times
here it is the dream is over or has it just begun? suddenly we are watching over you. were smiling next to you, in dreams we cant awake. the recipe for a open mind, a wall shall come down. no matter what they tell you say good bye. o never thought they wanted me to die. now spitting out words with pain you tell me? hold that pain of some some fuck who cares for this body scares in diffrent ways of the flesh. now pull your sorry mind out for it bleeds me dry. i cant feel my way a way from you. i cant feel the ground i crawl on. you remeber the one you made me bleed on. the one i cried onas you walked out. the one i shall never have to step on again.

Old Time One Liners
A car hit an elderly Jewish man. >>>The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" >>>The man says, "I make a good living." ? >>> >>>I just got back from a pleasure trip. >>>I took my mother-in-law to the airport. >>> >>>I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. >>>If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! ? >>> >>> >>>Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. >>>The thief spends less than my wife did. >>> >>>We always hold hands. >>>If I let go, she shops. >>> >>> >>>She was at the beauty shop for two hours. >>>That was only for the estimate. >>>She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. >>>Then the mud fell off. >>> >>>The doctor gave a man six months to live. >>>The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. >>> >>>The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." >>>Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" ? >>> >>>Doctor: "You'll live to

Old Thoughts New Thought S
more about us The kids are back in school now . doing great of course. I have been asked by several of you to post thier picture but in their best intrest i have decided against that. those of you that are parents understand my decission Im sure. and to the ones of you who dont understand you can remove your self from my friend list it wont hurt my feelings a bit I m sure. I will tell you more about them though. My oldest boy is 17 great kid really turned his life a round . was hell on wheels and going down a path that would have had him dead or in jail by 18 . This summer he was a counsler at a local church camp and did really good . I couldnt be happier. My next one is my 16 yr old step son. and he impresses me ever day . hehas C.P. and Assbergers wich is a form of altisium. he over comes so much and is a bright wonderful young man. The next one is my 15 yr old Daughter. she is co captian on the high school cheer leading squad , a great student and a vey loving and caring

Old-time Strawberry Milk Shake
4 oz. fresh strawberies, stems removed 8 oz. cold milk 1 tbsp. honey (sugar may be substitued) 1. Fill blender with several ice cubes. fresh strawberries, cold milk and honey or sugar 2. Blend until smooth 3. Pour into a goblet or large wineglass Enjoy.. this is good on a hot day.

Oldtimerssex
Old Timers Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the

Old Timers Poem
Stress Buster Humor Old Timer's Poem A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean... And ram was the cousin of a goat... Meg was the name of a girl And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-inch floppy You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick

~~~old Timer's Sex~~~
~~~~Old Timer Sex~~~~ The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh, Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the

An Old Turn Of Events But Fortunately Not A New Turn.
There is something that has not been noted and that is about the olfactory system. After surgery and during recovery I did get out of the house for evenings and it was before the smoking ban was in force. Consequently most places were pretty fog-filled with smoke. This was one of the least enjoyable times of my life due to the effect smelling this smoke had on me. It was really only this bad when the odour was from filter cigarettes. As soon as I smelled the smoke my face twitched on the right hand side and almost curled up. This was obviously a psychological reaction to the smell. It also made me feel quite nauseous. I think this was caused or occurred in the first instance during my stay in hospital. Following surgery and once moving I was taken out into the main passage way and then further afield for the stair test. The first thing I noticed going towards the stairwell was the odour of cigarette smoke which was, quite honestly, quite nauseating. The lift areas was t

Old Timer Sex
Old Timer Sex This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As

Old Timer Sex
An Elderly couple sitting in a Tavern The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she lea

Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you. ' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well. ' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the

Old Time Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man move

Old Time Beef Stew
OLD TIME BEEF STEW 2 tbsp. fat 1 lb. stew meat 1/2 lg. onion, sliced 1/2 clove garlic 2 stocks of celery, chopped 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/4 tsp. paprika 4 c. boiling water 1/2 tbsp. salt 1/2 tbsp. lemon juice 1/2 tsp. sugar 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce Dash allspice 3 carrots 8 potatoes, diced Heat fat in Dutch oven. Add stew meat, brown on all sides. This should take about 20 minutes. Add onion, garlic (on toothpick so you can retrieve it!) boiling water, salt, lemon juice, celery, sugar, Worcestershire sauce, pepper, paprika and allspice. Gentle cooking is what makes the meat tender, so cover and simmer (not boil) 2 hours. Stir occasionally. When meat is almost done, add the vegetables. Simmer about 30 minutes longer, or until everything is tender. Discard garlic cloves. 6 to 8 servings

"old Town Square."
“Old Town Square.” It’s weathered street, just kissed by rain, lies glistening and wet The old town square, lost to time, the hallowed place we met Five hundred years past, or maybe more, when I first saw your face And still I see it, in all the things, that make up this ancient place I see it in the fountain, where people came to bathe I see it as the sun now strikes it, with it’s golden rays As they dance there in the water, shimmering and blue In every inch of Old Town Square, I’m seeing bits of you And by the hitching posts, where the horses were once tied And even those posts remind me of you, and I will not deny That you placed your reigns upon me, and a saddle on my back But you never had to bind me, because I’m always coming back To the right you know stood merchant’s booths, filled with exotic goods Bales of cloth and bangles of gold, tents stretching to the woods And near the forest I can plainly see your wagon standing there With you kneeling by the c

Old Thing Creep Back Up
Old things start to creep back up in my mind once more I'm losing sleep In a place where I don't need to be again Razors edge won't dull the pain this time So easily we forget what was said I wish I could be as cold as you But I can't so easily forget losing a friend

Old Tai Social Darwinism Campiness Connex
**UNDER CONSTRUCTION** I've been for decades relearning to love, respect and honor the existing/ extict right of every life user by contemplating my own serene homeostasis heartbeat pressure, temperature, pH equilibrium releasing EQ somatophin surmounting IQ somatostatin in neurally, impassively weighting the value-to-life of caring and sharing expressions a person attempting to render to/ taking from his/ her surroundings in touch. **Campiness Neurolinguistic Program (NLP)** All sun-planet-geared ape, caveman, homo erectus are fractal heliocentric XX Eve-RNA/ XY Adam-DNA radoactive integral factors composed, amplifed, and radiated vs geocentric chemical radioactivities, in goodness passion ignorance mood range, depending on pressure, temperature, pH intemperate/ metastable (equilibrium only under small disturbances). - Homo sapiens species' role models and emulators are communual of the spirits geared in goodness compassion excellece mood range - managing, bossing, de

Old Undertaker Theme
Dead man walkinYou've done it nowYou've gone and made a big mistakeand I can't allow, you to think you can just walk awayso turn around, and face the piper you're gonna pay'cause the end is nowthis is gonna be your judgement dayA cheap shotthat's the way that you play the gameI was blindsided, things will never ever be the samenice guys, it's said they always finish lastbut bad-asses, always kicking asshole's asskick itYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Paythere's no forgiveness this timeYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayIt's my business, your mindYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayI'm burning these ones to the groundYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayI'm gonna Bring you downYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayNo more chances,No more excuses, no liesyour stories ending, time to say your goodbyesnice guys, it's said they always finish lastbut bad-asses, are always kicking asshole's assasshole,kick itkick itYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Paythere's no forgivenes

Old Vent...
i needed to vent ( warning...lots of swearing =P) id like to say a few things, first off never forget where u came from and never sell out. I also hate fake fucks. ... I always say... some people should lack the right to fuckin speak. Stupidity is like a fuckin fad these days and if ignorance is bliss... most of the dumb fucks out there are in heaven. But most of all never forget your roots and "before you go waving flags... make sure you know what u fuckin stand for" - h2o. i'm a laid back kid but i do get annoyed with stupid shit. i hate when people play dumb. when people act like they are better than u for whatever reasons i want to punch them in the face. i love to fuckin swear... but does that make me less of a person? fuck you then! you smoke ciggerettes... dont judge me cause i smoke weed... im not a fuckin stoner... it just fuckin relaxes me... "oh you didnt go to college?" no i didnt go to fuckin college but wait... i make more money than 75 % of college graduates... dont

Old Vs. Young!
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

An Old Viking Prayer
Se der lag Jeg forstå mitt Fader Se der lag Jeg forstå mine søsteren, mitt broren og mine Moder Se der lag Jeg forstå den linje av mine folket ryggen mot den begynnelse Se dem do skrike på Meg. Dem by Meg ta mine plass midt dem om den hallen av Valhalla, hvor den vidunderlige kan leve alltid.

Old Videos
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Old Vds New
Ok I was thinking of how shitty our generation is compared to the rest. I mean think about it, our generation is full of pussies. I feel hippies brought upon the end of manly kickass generations. So im only gonna list examples from pre hippie time and ill say that is pre 1970s. So here are the exmaples of why our generation sucks money balls 1) Protesters- Protesters were so more badass before hippies fucked it up, just look at the facts. I would use war protesters. Since they didnt exist back in the day probablly because of fear of getting there ass beat I cant. So ill use another example; ill use price of goods. Now people bitch about gas prices. keyword is bitch, they do nothing. I have read countless bulletins about only shop at certian gas stations to force the others to lower the price.I didnt list any inparticular company because every bulliten i have read has been different. How come every gas station I always see cars at? Is it because the generations alive now are

The Old Vet Does Cemetery Duty
God Bless all our military, past and present. Love, I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's for a few cold ones. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day. Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever -- the heat and humidity at the same level -- both too high. I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac Deville, looked factory-new. It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace. An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed. She had a cane and a sheaf of flowers, about four or five bunches as best I could tell. I couldn't help myself. The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste: "She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!" But for this day my duty was to assist anyone coming in. Kevin would lock

Old World Manicotti
Old World Manicotti 12 large manicotti shells (in pasta section) 4 C. shredded mozzarella cheese, divided 2 C. ricotta cheese 6 T. chopped fresh basil or 2 T. dried basil 1 (26 oz.) jar prepared spaghetti sauce, divided NOTE: I PREFER TO USE A HOME MADE PASTA SAUCE... ITS MUCH BETTER LOL 1/2 C. grated Parmesan or Romano cheese Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Spray 9 X 13 pan with nonstick cooking spray. Cook pasta according to pkg. directions. Drain; rinse with cool water and let pasta dry on paper towels. Filling: In medium bowl, stir together 3 C. mozzarella with the ricotta and fresh basil. Using a teaspoon, carefully stuff pasta shells with prepared cheese mixture. Spoon 2 C. spaghetti sauce into prepared baking dish. Arrange stuffed pasta over sauce. Pour remaining spaghetti sauce over top of pasta and sprinkle with remaining mozzarella. Bake for 15 minutes. Sprinkle with Parmesan; bake for 10 minutes longer. Serve immediately. Serves 6. Tip: You can a

An Old Writing, Just Lookin For Some Feedback
Once again alone i sit with nothing to comfort me but the beat of my own heart. Will we ever find our way back? Not just back to each other but back to the way that everything was before we parted. The freedom to just sit around and talk or just to drop everything and go for a walk.I would give anything just to feel her warm touch just one more time, yet i know that she is on the other end of the line. Knowing that she is wanting the same as I. So how could something seem so simple yet be so hard, or when you try so hard you are only turned down. To make the possible seem as the impossible, or the reachable the unreachable. But when the place to start is no further than in your heart. When you look deep inside and learn what is missing then you have found a guide. When a lesson to learn is yet to be taken then you have nothing more than to fight with yourself. Not with her but with yourself, since it is you that has a problem with you. No matter how much love you are trying to give to

Old Writings
I try to hide myself inside, Who I am, my senses, my pride. But I cannot stay here anymore, I need to scream and break down the door. I need to find myself in me, I need to recognize and breathe. I cannot feel me anywhere, I need to know myself and care. These scars these wrinkles and marks are mine, But where they come from I cannot find. When I talk this whisper comes out, When all I want to do is shout. I need to find myself in me, I need to recognize and breathe. I cannot feel me anywhere, I need to know myself and care.

Old Words That Came To Life
Just wait and see, you're going to hate me. Go ahead and throw my life away. You'll find succession. I need my depression. You'll get tired of me anyway. I'm falling apart, there's a hole in my heart. I don't know how to heal the pain. I feel meager and sick, I know I'm pathetic. My tears fall harder than rain. Doors shut, one by one. This time, there's nowhere to run. I knew how it would all end. I didn't want to believe. I thought wounds mend. I thought you wouldn't deceive. Where's the love you said you'd always give? You've left me unwilling to live. I don't have the will, to dig up six feet. I've had my fill. I'm just rotting meat. But my soul won't go. You wouldn't care, but I hope you know; I still cry. I'm still dead and waiting to die.

Old Wise Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fart, time to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over." The old rooster says "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porc

The Old Woman In The Wood
A poor servant-girl was once traveling with the family with which she was in service, through a great forest, and when they were in the midst of it, robbers came out of the thicket, and murdered all they found. All perished together except the girl, who had jumped out of the carriage in a fright, and hidden herself behind a tree. When the robbers had gone away with their booty, she came out and beheld the great disaster. Then she began to weep bitterly, and said, "What can a poor girl like me do now? I do not know how to get out of the forest, no human being lives in it, so I must certainly starve." She walked about and looked for a road, but could find none. When it was evening she seated herself under a tree, gave herself into God's keeping, and resolved to sit waiting there and not go away, let happen what might. When she had sat there for a while, a white dove came flying to her with a little golden key in its beak. It put the little key in her hand, and said, "Do you see that g

Old Worlds
I see him, smiling, happy, asinine, from the harbor. Baggage breaks me, a trunk of communication, locked. I want to sail on, move on, carry on. Alone, heroes don't exist anymore. Save me. Remind me of peace and joy. Too young to leave, too old to cry, the waves push me to foreign places. Pressure builds a hurricane, beautiful life and monuments, destroyed. Gliding a paint brush, I wait for a miracle. I run, a long race ending on the canvas. I create the light. With every passing breath I watch you dancing in circles.

Old Women Are Great
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES!

Old West Poker
Gambling was as popular during the days of the Old West as it is today. This collection provides a fascinating glimpse into the faces and games played more than a century ago. Not flimsy paper prints, these are real photograph reproductions of historic advertising utilized in the 19th century.

Old Writting Of Mine
I have changed the names to protect the innocent (as if you would know them anyways) lol The Cake One often hears of relationships: boyfriens, girlfriend, bestfriends, partners and marriages ending in a rash dispute. They end so harshly that you become afraid of opening yourself up to others with the chance of being let down again. A person either withdraws from the world, or become so callous to the pain that they just don't care anymore. When a relationship ends, the blame is always the other person's fault, forgetting that we are just as guilty. Friends are one of the best things in life, but it takes two to make or break a relationship. I withdrew from most peopleand callous to anyone new I met. I have been hurt many times and was petrified to try anymore with someone else. Then I met a girl who wouldn't leave me alone until I let her into my sheltered world. I was scared but I thought, "If she is willing to accept me as I am then maybe I could try again." I am really glad

“old Words – New Meanings”
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly Neologism Contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words, The winners are: 1, Coffee (n,), the person upon whom one coughs 2, Flabbergasted (adj,), appalled over how much weight you have gained, 3, Abdicate (v,), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach, 4, Esplanade (v,), to attempt an explanation while drunk, 5, Willy-nilly (adj,), impotent, 6, Negligent (adj,), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown, 7, Lymph (v,), to walk with a lisp, 8, Gargoyle (n,), olive-flavored mouthwash, 9, Flatulence (n,) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steam roller, 10, Balderdash (n,), a rapidly receding hairline, 11, Testicle (n,), a humorous question on an exam, 12, Rectitude (n,), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists, 13, Pokemon (n), a Ras

Old Women N Bobble Hats..lol
! F*uking bobble hats,n old women ! do i look the type to wear a f*cking bobble hat?. me neighbours been in with a bag of old f*cking crud, sorting out she calls it, palming off your old sh*t i call it. she's f*cking sitting there bringing all this old tat out one by one, expecting me to be p*ssing meself with exitement. you've seen nowt f*cking like it, long johns, socks, braces and her f*cking old underware,(as if i would ware bitch's underware)(is she trying to tell me something) then she gets it out, the f*cking bobble hat!!. "that better f*cking not be for me" i said, "i made it for you especially, cause i know you like black" she says, now fair enough i know she's senile, but i've told her straight, if she ever darkens me door with a hat like that again, i'm gonna tell her family she's hoovering the grass and get her f*cking sectioned!!.

Old Wisdom For A New Day
An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. =0 D * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen, anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,

An Old Wise Man Once Told Me
3 very important lessons for life: 1.) You'll never straddle a mudhole with a wheelbarrow. 2.) You'll never win a fight with barbed wire. 3.) You'll never out bullshit a bartender. Many of you have tried, many of you have failed. Disclaimer: You can actually straddle a mudhole now because they have 2 wheeled wheelbarrows.

The Old Ways Are Best
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to Jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for Traumatized students and teachers. Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin Becomes a zombie. Tested

The Old Woman
Dying alone unwanted and unforgiven the old woman give her heart away.She knows she will never be touched by love or compassion for her crimes against the heart were so heinous they are unmentionable.Her disease overpowers her sense of desire and compassion for another human being.Her soul has been lost for many years now but her heart has been beating with the strength of an unknown will.Death sits at the end of her bed watching,waiting for his next victim.Death and the old woman have become companions of a sort; he watches her wither away and she watches his youth be regained. Day after day no vistors come her way except death her only true companion.Till one day there is a knock at her door a young boy stands before it not much older than 5 years of age he brings the old woman a daisy from his mothers garden smiles and turns to walk away the old woman unsure of what to do just says "thank you" and the boy goes on his way.This goes on for a week or two surprised everyday the old wom

Old Writings
The first cut is the deepest.The first blow the sneakiest.Take the pain in moderation . Remember you deal with the devious.Can't trust for longer than i hold my breath.Waiting patiently for muh death.People always leaving me empty , taking with them all that was goodBitterness arising leaving me numb.can't think of anything quite like it.Hatred. Despair. Loosely tugging my hair.Can't please everyone, anyone , or myself.

Old Woman
This is one my hubby told me today, and I about pee'd myself Granny is in the nursing home zooming around her hoover chair ... heads on down the way and sees Krazy Karl. Karl pulls her over and asks to see her drivers license .... she looks in her purse and finds a skittles wrapper, and hands it to him. He lets her go. She turns the corner and zooms down the hallway, sees Sucide Sam. Sam pulls her over and asks to see her proof of insurance. Granny looks in her purse and finds a Dr Pepper can and shows it to Sam. He lets her go. She zooms off and around another corner, and notices Perving Peter. Peter has his "peter" in his hands ... Granny looks up and says, "Great a breath alyzer test" LMAO

Old Words I Wrote..that Know One Remembers.
Everything is muffled, its hard to see, hard to hear, hard to make sense of the world..especially from this point of view, everything is so blurry, there's no direction, no voice, no calling. Only one thought constantly remains, even when all others fade..."I cant breath..I cant breath..I cant breath"That's when an unexpected hand pulls you from that puddle you've been lost in, as if pulling your own head out of your ass, you realize..you were drowning...but it was not God.At first you see an Angel...he stands you up right...but as you gain your barrings you realize, he too was drowning. All around you..you see others...your kindred, your brothers, your sisters..all floating about ..some in lakes of water...others in lakes of fire, but they are all drowning. You get angry, and curse...."Where is God?" "Why isnt he helping us??!"The angel grabs you and points your eyes to where you could not see before....and there you see....GodIn his thrown...all mighty..all powerful...yet his eyes te

Old, Win Game 3, Then Game 4, And Its
(Sports Network) - Homer Bailey can punch Cincinnatis ticket to the National League Championship Series on Tuesday, as the Reds try to complete a three- game sweep of the San Francisco Giants at Great American Ball Park. Cincinnati has won the first two games of the best-of-five NLDS in San Francisco and is on the cusp of securing its first NLCS berth since getting swept by Atlanta in 1995. "Youre not comfortable at all until its over," Reds manager Dusty Baker said. "Weve been there before -- its hard to take the last breath out of anything, and that is [the Giants] last breath, and theyre trying to get a hold, win Game 3, then Game 4, and its back to even. So were trying to stop it from getting back to even [and giving them] any kind of momentum." There was some early speculation that ace Johnny Cueto could be the one making this start after he left his Game 1 appearance after just one-third of an inning with a back injury, but Baker doesnt want to push the issue. "You cant take a ch

The Old Year....
Happy 2008 everyone!!! I just wanted to say hi and say that I hope you all have a great New Years! I hope everyone will be safe and make wise choices through the following year. I haven't made a resolution this year...never keep them anyway for more than a week. lol Let me know what yours were...I am always curious. Anyway, If you want to know more about me or how I am doing just let me know. I love to have friends on here and stay in touch. 2007 was a very tough year for us and I ended it with a bang. Man, did I ever.... I hope to hear from you all very soon! Brat

Old Yahoo Blog, Look
Entry for January 11, 2008 Hey!!! yahoo world I am still blogging every where I can. I signed up with Msn Windows Live Mail, I have two accounts. Mostly because I have not been organized as I should, so I start another account. Likewise with yahoo. I have two that I regularly keep up with and one that is so hard for me to remember my password I don't even try unless I feel like using my patients that day. I am not the most organized blogger but I have memorized two accounts with yahoo that I always remember. I am lazy in a way that I pretty much hate the nine to five, but in order to please at least the friends that I stay with, I will work. My X's boyfriend is trying to hook me up with a job where he works "Albertsons". He works in the deli department. He is a excellent worker or maybe I should say hard worker with pride about his work that he does. If all works out o.k. I will be working again. I will have to be bit more selective about what I spend my money on. So that whatever

Old Year's Pollution
There is a feeling deep in my soul; infinity to the power of eight. I watch with starry wet eyes if rage, I feel it well from deep within; it is all I can feel now; nothing but hate. I hate all you have become; From this hell I must escape. From deep within I feel it come; From deep within I feel the rage and hate. The depths of hell my soul doth wage The most darkest struggles against pain and rage. The upheaval of all you left undone upon this stage. The most fierce-some and and unfettered rage; As I and all other dance upon the stage. No longer can I cage the hate, pain or rage. What is done is done, Eternity's course it now must run. With my heart and soul; you've had your fun. The thought of blood runs cool across my skin; Hell no; not like that, you'll never win. Cry as you might; from this ending, a new life shalt begin, Your end of days draw near, The mistakes of your past; painfully clear. Stay far from me and far, far away from here; Go find so

Old Zombie Report ..we Are All Going To Die....well Most Of You
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We inten

Oleander - I Walk Alone
I can't take this anymore and i'm almost pretty sure i've been here before i can't take this any longer i won't heal until i'm stronger strong enough to not be afraid of what anybody thinks of what anybody says about the way about the way i am so i'll wait until the day when those feelings fade away then i'll make my break i can't take this anymore and i'm almost pretty sure i've been here before i can't take this any longer i won't heal until i'm stronger strong enough to not be afraid so i leave it up to you yeah i leave it in your hands respect your wishes and your demands but if it was up to me honey we'd already be back at home and living out our dreams living out everbody and everything i've known never taught me how to stand up on my own had to learn it from the one who let me go now i walk alone, yeah i walk alone, yeah living blissfully i guess you had to step away to make me want to be a bigger man, a big

Ole And Sven
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin' ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks, "How iss you feelin' dis mornin', Ole?" Ole says, "I feel great. How 'bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin'. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vut's dat?" Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stopped to think

Ole And Sven Were Drinking Buddies
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin' ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks, "How iss you feelin' dis mornin', Ole?" Ole says, "I feel great. How 'bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin'. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vut's dat?" Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stopped to think. "N

Ole And The Hooker
Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars..." she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife!," Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "well," Ole says, "neither did I, til you shined that dang light in her face!!"

Ole And Lena
Ole, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota,Takes a lightning-quick kick from a cow right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor He said 'How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin - in every vay'. The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your willy in a Splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week. He took four tongue depressors, and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, And taped it all together . Quite an impressive work of art. Ole mentions none of this to Lena , marries her, and they go On their honeymoon to Duluth .. That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to Reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, 'You're the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez.' Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, 'Look at dis, ....still in DA CRATE

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Led Molde To Their First Ever League Title In 2011
As Ole Gunnar Solskjaer stands on the touchline at Molde, the shadow of Manchester United still trails him.Wholesale jerseys It's the kind of association that will never escape him and one he's eternally proud of as a self-confessed 'plastic Manc'.Ole Gunnar Solskjaer led Molde to their first ever league title in 2011Solskjaer secured Molde their first Norwegian league before supplementing the feat by retaining the championship a year later. However, his third season has not gone quite as smoothly, with Molde spending most of the season near the bottom of the pile. It's an alien position for Solskjaer's side to be in. His success has come early but it was richly deserved, built on a core of impressive young players. However, those stars, like Vegard Forren and striker Davy Claude Angan, had already departed the club before the season began.read more

Ole Jack Layton> ~ Thoughts From A Soldier
Ole Jack Layton> ~ Thoughts From A Soldier~ written by Josh Forbes, Calgary Alberta Canada Dear Jack Layton, You sit there in your quiet home, no fear is in your heart, You sleep soundly certain that it won't be blown apart. Your children they can go to school and play out in the park, They've never seen a bomb explode, heard air raids in the dark. They've never seen dead bodies piled up on the street, Your wife, she won't be beaten, treated like a piece of meat. You are free to form opinions, read any news print you can see, You enjoy your rights and privileges in this country wide and free. The reason you can live like that is because I fight your wars, I fight and push the enemy back, I keep them off our shores. I am here and you are there pretending you know best. Well Ole Jack now listen close while I get this off my chest. You have the right to criticize, you have the right to complain You don't have the right to drag me down in a stupid poli

Ole Spot
A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house each month. When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their house, like many women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and prepare a meal that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a lip over. A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and decided to have mushroom smothered steak. When she went to the store to buy some mushrooms, she found the price for a small can was more than she wanted to pay. She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have mushrooms, because they are too expensive." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in the creek bed." She said, "No, I don't want to do that, because I have heard that wild mushrooms are poison." He then s

Ole & Sven
Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: 'Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!' As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?'

Ole Thy Schwong
Why would I referrer to you by name or by hint, It wouldnt matter you'ld still get pissed. you know what you did, you played me for a fool, Now its my turn to walk away from you. If you want, I can play the blame game too, but I can admit my part how about you? I am not your escape goat, I am not a pawn you had my heart, but now its gone. But fate will give you yours, oh yes it will, For you reap what you sow, now "go with the flow" I looked up to you, not only at your face. I looked up to you, your soul was great. you taught me one thing I hold dear, forgiveness to others, you made that very clear. I will hold my head high, I will be strong I will just have to go buy a big plastic schwong.

“ol' Evil Eye”
“Ol' Evil Eye” "Start the movie." "I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye. Yes, it was this. One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture. A pale, blue eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold. And so, by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid myself of the eye forever." So I'm headed door to door With my grandmother's cookie jar I'm sellin' cookies, 12 for a dollar I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any I resort to goin' cheaper - 2 for a penny Anybody, everybody, they hate me I can tell when they spit and degrade me There's only one house left, the last on the block Old Man Willie on the hilltop I ring the doorbell, the door creeps open And there it was starin' and scopin' The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin' I was trippin'. "Ahh, seeya!" I ran home. I couldn't stop thinking Abou

Ol Good Times
On One Sunnny Day in Los Angles there were 10 Friends that were headed to a Audtion of Law & Order Special Victims Squad The friends were Alex GoDaddy Jackson, Bre Marie Wolf Matt Lehrman, Teri Mazzo, Skeet Forte, A'v SwagBaby, Harry Atkinson, Meghan Ameye, Terry Jamison, Brielle Daltion and Iniquity Bursts Balloons. They were all Trying out for the Main Lead for the Guys it was Detective Carol Reed and for the Main Lead for the Girls it was Decective Mary Jane Watson so Alex GoDaddy Jackson tried but he failed to get the part so then Skeet tried he failed as well Harry tried and he landed the role so then for the Girls Megan went to audtion first she allmost got it but didn't then Teri tired but she didn't get it as well but a shocking suprize happend when Terry Jamison A'v Swagbaby and Bre and Brielle Daltion all tried out and they each Landed the role so each got to pick out which one they wanted! Stay Tuned for Part two of The Day of Of Alex GoDaddy Jackson & Friends. Part Two Sta

Oliebollen
Oliebollen 1 Cake yeast (2/3 oz) 1 Cup Milk 2 1/4 Cups Flour 1 Egg 1 1/2 Cups Currants and Raisins 1 Tart (Cooking) Apple Fat for Deep Frying 2 tsp Salt First blend the yeast with a little lukewarm milk. Sift the flour and salt. Add Milk, mix to a batter with yeast and egg. Add currants, raisins, and peeled, minced apple. Leave batter in a warm place to rise to double its size. Heat the fat to 375 degrees F. Put two metal spoons into the batter. Shape balls with the two spoons and drop them into the fat. Fry them for 6 a 7 minutes until brown. The doughnuts should be soft and should not be grease-soaked inside. If they are fried to slowly the crust becomes hard and tough and the doughnuts become greasy. Drain on absorbent paper. Serve then piled on a dish and thickly with sifted confectioner's sugar. Eat while hot if possible. "Oliebollen" are a traditional treat on New Year's Eve in Holland

The Olive Tree
A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretching its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and His impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak. "I am here for you, now and always, no matter how far time and space takes us. Whether you walk away from me today or stay and serve me I will not turn from you because I am as patient as time itself. I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself, but I give onto you regardless because for my love is unconditional. Like the olive tree that can both feed and shade you, I am here eternal

Olive Pasta Salad
Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 22 Min READY IN 3 Hrs 40 Min INGREDIENTS * 4 eggs * 3 cups uncooked elbow macaroni * 2 cups pimento-stuffed green olives, sliced * 1/2 cup mayonnaise * 2 1/2 teaspoons celery seed * 1/4 teaspoon black pepper * 1 teaspoon salad seasoning DIRECTIONS 1. Place the eggs in a saucepan with enough cold water to cover. Bring water to a boil and immediately remove saucepan from heat. Cover, and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel, and chop. 2. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain. 3. In a large bowl, mix the olives, mayonnaise, celery seed, pepper, and salad seasoning. Toss in the eggs and macaroni. Cover, and chill at least 3 hours in the refrigerator before serving. Servings Per Recipe: 8 Amount Per Serving Calories: 336 * Total

Olive Stuffed Leg Of Lamb
Marinade: 32 ounces plain yogurt 1/2 cup coarsely chopped fresh mint leaves 1/4 cup minced garlic 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 tablespoon coarsely chopped fresh marjoram leaves 2 teaspoons lemon zest 2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper Lamb: 1 (5 1/2-pound) leg of lamb, boned and butterflied 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon salt 1 3/4 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper 3/4 cup plain bread crumbs 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons pitted brine-cured black olives, such as kalamata 3/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 3 tablespoons pine nuts 2 tablespoons coarsely chopped fresh marjoram leaves 2 tablespoons coarsely chopped fresh mint leaves 1 tablespoon minced garlic 1/4 teaspoon lemon zest Combine the ingredients for the marinade in a large plastic freezer bag. Add the lamb and seal the bag. Shake to evenly distribute the marinade over the lamb. Refrigerate and marinate for 8 hours. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Remove the lamb f

The Olive Tree
The Olive Tree A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak...I'm here for you...now and always no matter how far time and space takes us. Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself, I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself, but I give on to you regardless--for my love is unconditional. Like the olive tree that can both feed you and shade you, I am there see

The Olive Tree
A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak... The Olive Tree I'm here for you...now and always no matter how far time and space takes us.... Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself but I give onto you regardless-- for my love is unconditional.... Like the olive tree that can both feed you and shade you

Olivia
I have a little Granddaughter, who means the world to me She's living with the Angels and is as special as can be And even though she's up there, playing in the clouds She's still my precious Granddaughter and I am so very proud Her picture takes pride of place on my living room wall Ready to be admired by all who come to call I know I can not hold her, or bounce her on my knee But only have to close my eyes, her little face to see I never will stop missing her and wishing she were here But sometimes I feel, indeed I know that she is very near So play happily little Granddaughter, you will never be forgot I love you so and always will, though I miss you such a lot .

The Olive Tree
A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak... The Olive Tree I'm here for you...now and always no matter how far time and space takes us.... Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself but I give onto you regardless-- for my love is unconditional.... Like the olive tree that can both feed y

The Olive Tree
THE OLIVE TREE A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak... The Olive Tree I'm here for you...now and always no matter how far time and space takes us.... Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself but I give onto you regardless-- for my love is unconditional.... Like the olive tree

Olivia Wants To See My Webcam
Olivia and My Random Yahoo Chat Tonight, I'm sitting here, and "Olivia" decides to hit me up on chat. I have no idea who this person is, but he/she is really interested in seeing me on cam. Here's her picture. She says she's in Colorado.... Here's our chat. It's quite amusing. cache65 (12/27/2007 11:25:27 PM): hi olivia.1983 (12/27/2007 11:25:36 PM): mr. one ball cache65 (12/27/2007 11:26:16 PM): huh olivia.1983 (12/27/2007 11:26:20 PM): lol olivia.1983 (12/27/2007 11:26:40 PM): remember a long time ago...i wanted to see your webcam or something..and i think you told me there was nothing to see cause you only had one testicle hahahah cache65 (12/27/2007 11:27:05 PM): ha ha ha cache65 (12/27/2007 11:27:07 PM): i do remember that olivia.1983 (12/27/2007 11:27:11 PM): lol ur funny cache65 (12/27/2007 11:27:23 PM): ha ha ha ha cache65 (12/27/2007 11:27:24 PM): i am! cache65 (12/27/2007 11:27:28 PM): i'm a riot olivia.1983 (12/27/2007 11:27:32 PM): but, i can cle

Oliver Cromwell
Oliver Cromwell Lord Protector of England 1599-1658 "I had rather have a plain, russet-coated Captain, that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that which you call a Gentle-man and is nothing else." - Oliver Cromwell "A man-of-war is the best ambassador." -Oliver Cromwell "Put your trust in God, but keep your powder dry." -Oliver Cromwell "On becoming soldiers we have not ceased to be citizens." - Oliver Cromwell's Soldiers ("Humble Representation") "I had rather have a plain, russet-coated Captain, that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that you call a Gentleman and is nothing else." - Oliver Cromwell In a Letter from Oliver Cromwell to Sir William Spring. Sept. 1643. "Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking" - Oliver Cromwell

Olive-cheese Spread
OLIVE-CHEESE SPREAD 1/4 medium onion 1/4 clove of garlic (optional) 1 (3-oz.) package cream cheese with chives 2 hot peppers 1 (8-oz) package of cream cheese 6-8 oz. Salad olives (bits & pieces, pimiento stuffed) In a food processor, chop onion, garlic and hot peppers to a medium-fine consistency. Add cream cheeses and run nonstop until well blended (20 seconds). Uncover; scrape down sides. Add olives and coarsely chop with on/off control. Serve with crackers or chips.

Olive & Ivy
the smell of moist skin intersecting with olive scent the feel of the smooth neck rough branches dragging across it a granular whitewashed wall supports the pressure of the back and the front is penetrated while all heaven engulfs time, space, smell, touch

Oliver Stone Bashes Jews
I thought as a diverse country, when Obama became president race relations would be great. I guess that notion is a myth. It seems race is a major problem in Hollywood. And Hollywood is suppose to be so tolerant too. Not so with one of Hollywood’s richest directors Oliver Stone. Old Stoned told reports that jews control Hollywood. They do Stoned? Funny you should say that because your dad was Jewish and a stockbroker in NYC. I suppose it’s fine that he said that cause he is part Jew. It interests me though when rich folks attack their own. There must be something going on with ol' Stoned. Your guess is as good as mine as to what it is. If you want more here it i http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/29/oliver-stone-movie-industry-jewish/ BlastFM loves all people who enjoy great music. Hit us up for a good time musically www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

2 Ol Ladies Haha
Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were nearly one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and Take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well... Once the photographer arrived, he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The nearly- deaf sister said to her twin,"WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other. "Now get a little closer together,"said the cameraman. Again,"WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin, the nearly-deaf twin shouted out, "OH, GOOD HEAVENS - BOTH OF US?"

Ol' Ma Nature Is A Bitch.
Well, I was laying there sound asleep when out of the blue, I'm bolt upright in my bed, damn near on the floor. I got two dogs looking around on full alert and the whole house is shaking. Here I am reaching for my rifle (which I no longer carry) with one hand, my mask (which I no longer wear) with the other, all the while I'm trying to figure out who's not accounted for, which way the rounds are coming from and who's on radio to call for support when the fog finally lifts. Living in the mountains like I do now, I'm 4500 feet or so ABOVE sea level as opposed to 30 some feet BELOW sea level. That just means that when thunder rolls around here it doesn't have so far to roll. Mother nature is a royal bitch when it comes to practical jokes like that. I think I'll go change my pants now.

Olma
today i went to my german class early morning, and we had a lot done :) then i went to the Olma with my dad, a VERY big expo in Switzerland... it has many animals :) exposition of many different fun things (i got a liquid to clean my glasses, that works super, it even works for other kind of glasses and it should last 5 years lol yes a tiny bottle 5 years) i ate a lot of things, typical sausages, bread, drank cider and apple's wine, ate magenbrot (some kind of yummy cookie), caramel candies, tried lots of different kind of cheese, and chocolate, drank lots of different wines... and i even watched the pigs race!! :D i'll post them here and i'll add another video of the group singing typical music too, i sooo love it! and my dad bought me the Victorinox Cyber Tool :) (there is a pic in my album too) well check it andhave fun! http://www.olma-messen.ch/wDeutsch/messen/olma/01_besucher/home/homeW3DnavanchorW262410004.php

Olny Srmat Poelpe Can.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers tn a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I amlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!!!!!!!

O Lord I Ask Now. If You >>
If You will take hold to all those suffering and ailling and needing , I ask in thy name, if you will O comfort them all , I ask that you might give to them (ease) so they not hurt or want or need; but shall be filled by thy grace and Glory and show them mercy; Please show thy mercy too O Lord , to all in need , Open thy arms and take hold of each one hurting and release them from thy pain. Lord id take this pain and all upon myself now ;but I know I cant ; Lord you know I can endure lots Of pain as ive always done. Im strong in Thy love, Lord; and I do see and I just want others to know, and see what I do ;But it,s not possible, with out faith in you . I do I understand this. Lord thy will be done and , who am I to ask such things , Im a mere woman; that is just here to do as im called to do; Lord ; I hurt to stand by and just do nothing . But I know to you; saying prayer and showing love is a good thing to do ; And to You O Lord it isnt doing nothing.. > I understand and

O Lord Bless These Among Us Now >>>
Michele and Jennie and Donald , his brother , Sweet Pea , Kaleb, Dragon lover, Wolferine , Urband Legand and so many more in here; even the ones that show hate; Bless them Lord show that your here for them now , Cover them in my grace and help them as this day does go on , bring them some peace and comfort; For they so need your love ; Lord, if I may ask, will you just ease their troubled hearts and pain so they can be able to cope and deal with what it is that lies before them soon. May they be in thy grace now and covered with thy glory always as I do ask in Jesus name now . Amen!!!

O Love, That Wilt Not Let Me Go
O Love that wilt not let me go, I rest my weary soul in thee; I give thee back the life I owe, That in thine ocean depths its flow May richer, fuller be. O light that followest all my way, I yield my flickering torch to thee; My heart restores its borrowed ray, That in thy sunshine’s blaze its day May brighter, fairer be. O Joy that seekest me through pain, I cannot close my heart to thee; I trace the rainbow through the rain, And feel the promise is not vain, That morn shall tearless be. O Cross that liftest up my head, I dare not ask to fly from thee; I lay in dust life’s glory dead, And from the ground there blossoms red Life that shall endless be. George Matheson

Ol' Shitstorm Rides Again
Fucking dying drunk Drowning in his own vomit Swims through Heaven's gutters The healthiest decisions made under the influence Piece by piece he rots into the scenery Next drink is on the house, ladies! I've come to take away your happiness You look so weak by yourself So you run to me for help I pretend to complete you Make you turn to shit inside He is the cause of his own problems Blame them wherever his finger stretches The skin's peeling from his hands Consumed within the bowels of his own mind Life is certainly looking up today Even though I watch as it's killing me Say you don't feel like it No you really don't care to I know you really can't I am watching myself die

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Ol' Time Cowboys
They were simple, direct men. They believed in things like liberty and minding their own business. When the first cowboys were herding longhorns up the Chisholm Trail from Texas to Kansas they were a pretty tough lot, but they had to be. It was a rough era in our history. There was no room for nuance or no time for luxury. Out of the lives of these cowboys have come all sorts of stories and legends, Some true and some fiction. But the most authentic and dependable evidence of what the cowboys really were has come from the artists who pictured them in their true environment, risking their lives in stampedes, freezing or sweating, under the stars, by lonely campfires, rowdying in saloons, fighting, branding and whooping it up around the chuck wagons.

Oltl
OLTL On Monday, July 2, David continues to charm his way to Viki's (both r.) good side.... After subtly threatening Marty to stay in their sham marriage, Miles has his hands full with a surprise houseguest on Tuesday, July 3. "I think Miles is just seeing how the world really works and he's got this twisted point of view from TV and people that he sees in Llanview," says portrayer David Chisum of Miles's sketchy behavior.

Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase. “Olympic condoms?”, she asks, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.” “What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily. “Gold of course,” says the man proudly. The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”

Olympic's
Well here we are the Olympics, are to be held in the Great UK, what a fiasco, london is falling apart, and they still havent done the stadiums,Most of the Uk dont give a damn if feck loads of foreign peeps come here and run themselfs ragged, mind you the pick pockets will have a grand time, as will the muggers (am sure that they have there own union)... So the watchers, will turn upin London and ... queue to get a seat, queue to get a meal, queue to get anything, its what we over here do best, stand around in queue (usually moanin about queueing), As for me lol sport is for people who have to much time on there hands, I will be sat in back yard with a cold beer, with the kids...Bliss .. Please rate this makes the visit meaningful and productive ....Bless you all and have a great day.

Olympic Torcher
New Rule: Protesters must stop demanding that world boycott the upcoming Olympic Games in China because of the country's deplorable Human Rights record, and instead start demanding that the world boycott the Olympic Games because the Olympic Games are so stupid. It is all good and well to protest abusers of human rights, but how about protesting perpetrators of human wrongs? For instance, it is wrong that the only species on earth capable of reason and reflection rewards and reveres those of its members, not whom can cure, comprehend, and create, but rather, those who can jump the highest, Leap the farthest, and run the fastest. You know, if the countries of the world insist on getting together every four years to measure who has the biggest dick, why not do it by competing in things that actually make a country great; things like, oh, I don't know, lowest infant mortality rate, highest literacy rate, lowest poverty rate? Silly me, such matters are far less interesting t

Olympics In Brief: Women Bombers
Olympics in brief: Women bombers Women bombers A teenage girl and a woman were among the suicide bombers responsible for Sunday’s attacks on a police station, government offices and shops in the predominantly Muslim region of Xinjiang, in northwestern China, officials said yesterday (Richard Lloyd Parry writes). A 15-year-old girl, identified as Hailiqiemu Abulizi, was injured when a home-made bomb exploded prematurely. She was said to be in a stable condition after undergoing surgery for injuries including a broken leg and foot. Another woman, who has not been identified by the authorities, died after setting off a bomb that she was carrying when she and four other attackers were cornered in a bazaar in the oasis town of Kuqa. The authorities said that a total of ten attackers had died. All were Uighurs, a Muslim people who form the largest ethnic group in Xinjiang. Armed police were said to be continuing the hunt for three more suspected bombers yesterday. Winning ways

Olympics First 5 Days
Probably not surprising to those who have grown to know me, I really love the Olympics. I think it's an incredibly wonderful event and I try to watch absolutely all that I can. I get soaked up in all the stories and and drama and I love sport. I hate that people politicize it but that's the crappy world we live in so I ignore it. Here are my thoughts on the first 5 days now that I've finally watched the end of the opening ceremonies. So, since I was playing soccer Friday night and then went to a friends house for some drinks I missed the opening ceremonies. Of course I tivo'd it, and I've been tivo'ing about 18 hours of coverage a day every day as well, but since I was out volunteering all weekend I had to watch the ceremonies in little hour bits. I finally finished it last night. If any of you have seen it, you know that it was one of the most incredible spectacles ever in the history of the Olympics. If you haven't seen it, you definitely should try to. I don't want to go into

The Olympics
I'm not into the Olympics, never have been, so I wasn't as excited as alot of people were. But luckily they're not on ESPN, Court TV, The Food Network, or The Travel Channel, so my viewing pleasure was safe. BUT...my wife is. She is glued to the screen. She starts watching as soon as they are on, into what I assume the wee hours. I am asleep, I do not know. But since its on, I find myself getting reeled in more and more. So here are my views so far. Michael Phelps is a freak of nature. He is absolutely incredible. He is the one thing I tried to make sure I watched. Not only is he winning gold, but he is winning each one in world record time. I hope he gets gold in every event, so I can say I actually saw one of the greatest sports feats of all time. I watched the women's beach volleyball. I got sucked into the hype of them being in hardly any clothes. I may be in the minority here, but I wish they'd cover up more. I'm not a fan of tall, lanky women, with no asses.

Olympic Rounding The Last Turn
So, it's hard to remember all the olympic stuff that has happened since I haven't been blogging it. Let me see if I can remember the things that seemed worth remembering. First, let's give credit to the Chinese for kicking royal ass in men's gymnastics and all the diving. Holy crap their divers are on a different level. I think MTV has ruined American divers forever. I was very happy for Jonathan Horton and Shawn Johnson for winning medals. Shawn finally got her well deserved gold. Alvin and her other brothers will be really pleased! But seriously, she is such a sweet girl and I got choked up a bit watching her parents crying and hugging. Our female gymnasts were pretty awesome. Both the beach volleyball teams made it to the final. I mean, I think they were expected to but it's still nice when people live up to their expectations. On top of that I think Misty May's got one of the nicest hiney's at the Olympics. Ok over to track where the biggest story for me was Lolo Jon

Olympics In The Bedroom!
So last night I was watching the womens high jump. Long legged women running, jumping and landing on their backs on a soft cushion pad. So the great mind that I have started rolling and I realized that I'm 6'2" or 1.83 in meters. The top 15 girls jumped over me. NOW imagine, long-legged women, jumping over me landing on a soft pad of some sort (like a bed) Then everyone wins!!

Olympics
Olympic Comments Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the last Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8.

Olympics Close With A Bang And A Double-decker Bus
In addition to fireworks, there were acrobats clinging to a large “memory tower” at the center of the stadium, also known as the Bird’s Nest, precision drummers, bicyclists and performers representing 56 ethnic groups singing, “Please Stay, Guests From Afar.” And unlike in the opening ceremony, with its orderly parade of countries and their athletes, the closing ceremony brought flag bearers congregating in the middle, and athletes filing in somewhat haphazardly and many dressed less formally. In the handover ceremony for the 2012 London Games, a red double-decker bus entered the stadium just after 9 p.m., followed by three cyclists. The bus then opened into a stage with Jimmy Page, the Led Zeppelin guitarist, perfoming “Whole Lotta Love” with the British singer Leona Lewis, and David Beckham, the soccer star, taking a soccer ball from a young Chinese girl, handing the games off to London. Beijing had staked everything on the Games, galvanizing the nation, spending billions to rebu

Olympics...done!
So, I totally got lazy and never finished out my Olympic Blog. So this one will be rushed and be missing everything that I really wanted to say. Let me see if I can remember what happened sports wise the last few days. Well, the Redeem Team one and I'm glad. I really thought these millionaire 'cry babies' were genuine for the first time since the first dream team way back when. Basketball is our sport and we need to stay on top of it. The Mens Vollyball team won which was awesome. I'm really happy for that coach who's inlaws got attacked. It was really a storybook ending and it's a great thing when you see athletes pushing themselves beyond their normal limits for someone they care about. The americans couldn't hang in the Marathon. I didn't think they would but NBC gave us a nice glitzy promo suggesting we had a chance. It's pretty amazing how strong the african nations are in distance running. I'm probably forgetting a lot of those 'memorable' moments again. Hopef

Olympic Spirit Train
The Rules: 1. Stop by Johnny's page, rate the Olympic Spirit folder of pics... Starting with this one... He also have an Auto 11 running... So, please leave him as much love as possible... He's only 450k from Godfather... We (Carrie and Johnny) are trying to Godfather together tonight... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Olympic Spirit" or something like that... 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. I will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... **********************

Olympian Hard Bodies
Apollo, Bode, Lindsey, Gretchen and a whole host of Olympians won medals for their efforts. Now they can go out and turn this experience into dollars. One way to do that is to shed some clothes and show off their athletic hard bodies. If you’re vain like me then you wish you could look like they do. Check em out http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/02/25/battle-sexy-gold?slide=19 BlastFM plays great music for hard and soft bodies alike. Enjoy yourself! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

The Olympics
So I said I would do one of these, though there really isn't much to say. I ended up working right out front all but 1 day and on the second shift of my doubles. Mostly all I did was direct people and take photos for them. There's probably a good dozen or so pictures of me floating around in peoples photos as well, even a couple of videos. Other than that, spent most of the time just randomly talking to people, the police and workmates. The other two days I caught a little of probably the worst two sports in my arena, weightlifting and greco roman wrestling, but it was nice to see something. I had fun, had a really good team to work with that made the days go quicker and more enjoyably (there is a photo up of us all). 16 days in a row with 3 double shifts did take it's toll by those last few days, but it was all worth it. Only had one bad moment but that was sorted out quick enough, was a bit of a weird situation. Other than that, I'm glad I did it, and not just for the

Olympics Adidas Cleats
Adidas Soccer Cleats through the United States, shoe sizes differ for men, girls and youth, writes Margo DeMello in "Feet and Footwear: A interpersonal Encyclopedia." Women's shoe sizes range from dimension 5 to 15, even regardless of the reality that men's run from three to 14, with sizes escalating in half-size increments. guys and girls can match up on each and every and every Cheap Soccer Shoes one other's shoes or youth shoes if their ft are tiny enough, as well like a woman's dimension is one sizes increased in comparison with equivalent men's size. The sizes through the U.S. are centered on actions of lasts, which could be wooden or plastic material product foot-shaped sorts utilized to manufacture the uppers in the shoe.Expert InsightBeginning through the earlier credited 1970s and accelerating through the 1990s, shoemakers have worked to provide women-specific soccer shoes centered on lasts redesigned from men's Cheap Football Boots and boys' versions. "There is most undoubted

Olympics Adidas Soccer Shoes
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The Olympic Incoming Hot Sneakers Break Traditional Wear A Fashionable Feeling
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Olympic Judoka; He Won A
Canadas Antoine Valois-Fortier won a bronze medal in the mens -81kg judo event Tuesday with a surprising yet incredible showing on Day 4 at the London 2012 Olympic Games. Rob Gronkowski Authentic Jersey . The 22-year-old captured the spot on the podium by defeating 10th-ranked American Travis Stevens to become the first Canadian to win an Olympic medal in the sport since his coach Nicolas Gill won a silver at Sydney 2000. It is just the fifth time Canada has won an Olympic judo medal. "This is such a good feeling," Valois-Fortier said afterward. "I cant realize it yet but Im so happy, Ive worked so hard." The native of Beauport, Que., a small suburb of Quebec City, took the early advantage in his bronze-medal bout, getting a yuko score at 0:55 when he lifted Stevens and landed a te-guruma (hand wheel) throw. From then he frustrated his opponent with his constant pressure and steady grips. Stevens entered the match with bandage over his left eye for a cut sustained in an earlier bout, b

Olympic And National Team Coach,
PARIS -- Formula Ones inaugural Grand Prix of America slated to be run in New Jersey has been postponed until 2014. Larry Foote Womens Jersey . "The event is not going to happen" next year as planned, F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone said Friday. It was scheduled on the FIA calendar for June 16, subject to confirmation. "Everything is set up, but its now too late to finish on time," Ecclestone said. The race is planned for a spectacular course along the Hudson River across from Manhattan through the towns of Weehawken and West New York, N.J. Weehawken Mayor Richard Turner earlier told The Jersey Journal that the race was not going ahead next year. The newspaper said Turner and another unnamed mayor claim organizers were behind on road repairs and permits. "The reason is because they didnt quite know what they were doing," Ecclestone told the Press Association. "They got all the permissions together. Everything was done, that was all fine, but then they missed the boat a little on some financi

An Olympic Exhibition Sport
Men's TournamentIn 1908, football debuted with the Olympic Games as being a medal sport for guys. That year, host nation Britain won the gold medal above Denmark; the Netherlands came in third and Sweden, fourth. Seven nations entered the Olympics, and two dropped out--leaving 6 teams, including two maillot de foot 2012 2013 from France and 1 each and every from Hungary and Bohemia. Britain and Denmark rolled via their first-round matches, using the Danes besting France's B staff 9-0 and Britain walloping Sweden 12-1. Denmark subsequent recorded a historically large score line of 17-1 over France A. Denmark's Sophus Erhard Nielson scored three ambitions in the opening six minutes, toward a game total of six. England repeated in 1912 since the gold medalist. ExhibitionsThe initial Olympics, held in Athens in 1896, didn't characteristic football, that's generally known as soccer in the U.s.. While the sport in the time was spreading like wildfire from its birthplace in En

Olypic Sport?
Curling is an Olympic Sport. That means it's good enough of an idea, takes enough skill to master, and has enough participants and fans of it to make it worthwhile to bring the competition to the Olympic (worldwide) Level. Why isn't Oral Sex an Olympic Sport? Obviously it's a great idea, has a shitload of participants and definitely has a shitload of fans. Not to mention...the most important enough reason: If you're good at it you probably deserve a fucking medal anyways. *EDIT* In afterthought, you know, it'd be the best Olympic Sport of them all. Mainly because there's more than a damn medal on the line. The winner gets to pretty much be the most desirable fucking man/woman on the fucking planet for the rest of their damn life! The competition would be, heh, stiff as shit. :) Couldn't resist, lol.

The O.m.a.c. Project
In the miniseries, the OMACs are modified humans who work as sleeper agents, a product of the Checkmate organization, now led by Maxwell Lord. They possess the Brother Eye spy satellite built by Batman following his realization, after the events of Identity Crisis, that his fellow Justice Leaguers had wiped his memory some years before. The OMAC Project ends with an autonomous Brother Eye having command of over 200,000 OMACs and seemingly planning war on the superheroes, starting with the worldwide broadcast of Maxwell Lord's death at the hands of Wonder Woman. Blue Beetle is dead, Booster Gold is in the hospital and the Checkmate organization, led by Maxwell Lord, continues its mysterious operations against DC's superheroes. Booster Gold wakes up and, after learning of Ted Kord's disappearance, decides to investigate with the help of Wonder Woman. OMACs (Observational Meta-human Activity Construct) have been spotted all over the world and have managed to kill several metahumans

Omagh
Suspicious parked car Fingers pointing Children screaming Mothers Rushing A loud explosion Glass flying everywhere Buildings Collapsing Screams of pain Fill the air Sirens sounding Alarms going wild Innocent people dying I wrote this one whilst watching the news break on TV. Having served 18 months there during the 70's, I managed to make a lot of good friends, some of who im still in contact to this day. My first reaction to this was shock and horror, then as it sunk in slowly urgent phone calls to friends to see if they were ok. Here is an extract from what was wrote after the horrific day The bomb in Omagh on Saturday 15 August 1998 resulted in 29 deaths and hundreds of injuries. Ironically, the worst single atrocity of thirty years of conflict in Ireland occurred at the point of highest hope during those years. The Good Friday Agreement had been signed just 13 weeks before. The massacre, caused by a 'Real' IRA car bomb, claimed the lives o

O Mais Conveniente Smartphones Prestigio Chega No Mercado Croata
Cipriota empresa Prestigio bem conhecido por seus tablets e outros gadgets. Eles são conhecidos para a relação preço / qualidade excelente, e agora eles deram um passo a frente. Seu mais recente negócio movimentar para entrar no mercado de smartphones em dispositivos móveis. É verdade, mas há dezenas e dezenas de fabricantes em todo o mundo e cada um deles requer a sua fatia do bolo do mercado, mas Prestigio acho que há um lugar para seus novos smartphones e acreditam que vai vender bem. Mesmo três de seus smartphones chegam ao mercado croata em novembro deste ano. Curiosamente, todos os três modelos suportam telemóveis dual sim, ou receber dois cartões SIM trabalhando simultaneamente, e você pode inserir um cartão SIM de qualquer operador tanto como entrada desbloqueado. Hoje apresentamos o mais barato - Prestigio PAP 3500 É um dispositivo que é muito bonito, tem um compacto, e os materiais de que são feitas muito sukvalitetni, você pode sentir quando você segura na sua

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Where are you from? I'm from Ireland, replies the second man. The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland. Of Course, replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from? Dublin, comes the reply. I can't believe it, says the first man."I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin. Of course, replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: What school did you go to? Saint Mary's, replies the second man. I graduated in 62. This is unbelievable! the first man says. I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too! About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. What's been going on? he asks the bartender. Nothing much, replies the bartender. The O'

O-mance
O-Mance O-Mance- the act of having an online romance. I’ll be honest, I meet a ton of men online. They all wanna chat me up, try to get into my cyber panties and lick my virtual nipples. Every once in a blue moon though, some one will come along though that strikes my fancy and not in just a I wanna cyber fuck you kind of way or phone fuck you or text fuck you. These are the genuine guys that are far more than a sexy Abercrombie body and a Hollister smile. These are men that wanna know who I am not just what size my tits are or if I shave or have landing strip. It’s because of their genuine interest and the relationships that have developed that’s caused me to pause and consider the notion of an O-Mance. Can one really have a romance that is fostered and revolves around the internet? I can definitely admit that I’ve had crushes on such individuals. I will also admit that they have become an integral part of my life and my day isn’t complete without texting "hi

Om Cannabis Om
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The Omen Lyrics
[Intercom] Dr. Forest dial 182 please, Dr. Forest please dial 118. [Woman] [crying] Oh God, please don't take my child. He's not ready to die. [Intercom] Dr. Kravitz you have a visitor in the main lobby. Dr. Kravitz, you have a visitor....... [Woman] Oh God. He's gone take him from us. I hear him comin, I hear him comin, no i hear him comin! [Lucifer] Hmm......him, him, him, him......what's this? [Woman] He's not ready to die. Oh God. He's gonna take him from us. [flatline] [Woman] [screams] [DMX] [Barking] [Man] It's you, right here shorty Told you, I got you Like the way I scooped you up, when them faggot niggaz shot you? I'ma hold you down, and I mean that, for real [DMX] But everytime you beef with a nigga, end up havin to kill [Man] It ain't like that, and hey, forget about them 2 kids, Bout to get a deal, with them bitches nice as you is [DMX] Oh you think? [Man] Nah, I'm just playin, what's up? Got some new

Omen
A SOUL FILLED WITH POISON FROM LIES YOU HAVE TOLD, INFLICTION OF PAIN CAUSED BY THE HAND THAT YOU HOLD, WORRY AND SUFFERING ARE YOUR DEMONS TO FIGHT, FOREVER IN DARKNESS, BANISHED FROM LIGHT, A CHILD BURIED IN A WOMB THAT IS DEAD, NO SIGN OF HOPE, ONLY FEELINGS OF DREAD, YOUR PENNENCE FROM HELL FOREVER TO STRIDE, THROUGH A FIRE FILLED PIT AND CHOKE ON YOUR PRIDE, MOUNT YOUR BLACK STEED AND SEARCH FOR THE LIGHT, BUT YOUR EFFORTS ARE FRUITLESS YOU ARE DAMNED TO THE NIGHT, NO REST FOR YOUR SOUL THAT IS AS BLACK AS CROW, FOREVER SEARCHING BUT NEVER TO KNOW, ETERNAL DAMNATION OF TURMOIL AND STRIFE, YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW, IT'S THE ESSENCE OF LIFE, YOUR SCREAMS OF AGONY WILL FALL ON DEAF EARS, AND ECHO FOREVER THROUGHOUT YOUR LONG YEARS, ALL PAIN WAS BORN FROM YOUR VANITY AND GREED, AN OPEN WOUND FOREVER TO BLEED, A TURBULENT JOURNEY TO HELL YOU ARE BOUND, IN SEARCH OF PEACE THAT WILL NEVER BE FOUND, NO TEARS WILL BE SHED AS YOU FOLLOW THIS FATE, YOU MADE YOUR

The Omen Revealed
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as You are a DemonThere's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon! And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking at those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun! You are a Demon 100%Black Witch 92%You are a Vampiric Elf! 83%Fallen Angel 50%Vampire 50%

An Omen To Valerian
Among the green fields he tread, Through fields of white flowers & red, That sweet subtle smell linger's, Absorbs with every breath, A maiden come forth from the nectar, Over his shoulder she leans, Delicately whispering her voice so clean, Come, come my friend unto the valley beneath, We have treasures you have never dreamed off, No man has ever seen, With a gentle hand outreached, This Angel took my soul , Led me through, The power that is held in every sprawling branch, A delicate sweet aroma amongst the flutter of leave's, Lifts my sense's on a tranquil breeze, Rolling on green oceans, floating like a feather,Such a warm forgiving carpet of grass,

Omericon 1
Comment: Guys are just like animals, their entire life revolve around their penis. Omebra: First retarded thing I've heard today...how many male animals only think of sex? HAHAHAHAHA...only when its mating season. Any other Opinions?

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Omg i wanna scream..Just when i thought my day couldnt get any worse it did...Thats the life of Ashley!!! I feel like ranting so bear with me (ok ONE good thing just happened..my friend added me to his family...ty hun..you know who you are) Ok back to my rant..Its my 22nd birthday in 5 days..It going to suck like every other year..You know how normal 22 yr olds go out and party with their friends?...I envy them...Im sure i could get a few friends to come out somewhere with me if i really wanted them too.. But i havent talked to some of them in soo long... I hate being home alone..The area i live in sucks...I miss my only real close friend i had..He died in September...I miss him soooo much :'(... No one can understand me like Mikey did..I dont understand why this had to happen...Omg i miss him...It seems like whenever i have something good in my life it screws up somehow.. Then i see these people with picture perfect lives and im just like "why cant that be me...why cant i b

Omfg
Ok this is my LAST blog i PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE.... Anywho..More people seem to read my blogs then they do my bulletins so i thought i'd post this here... Plz Plz Plz help me out..I have 1,900 points to go before i level to 10..Rate me comment me whatever..I will do the same in return.. kthx :) -Ash

Omfg Hell In A Cell Has Just Been Rocked Off The Face Of The Earth Thanks To You Guys
Come rock your balls to the new sounds of Damage Inc where the party is non stop and the music is great.The people are awesome and a great drama free atmosphere. So come join FatTony and Maverick and the rest of the Damage Inc crew for good tunes and lots of great friendships. YOU KNOW IT IS THE ONLY PLACE TO BE WITH NO DRAMA AND ALL THE METAL YOU CAN DIGEST FOR BREAKFAST WITH FAT TONY AND THE BREAKFAST CLUB. WE ARE EVEN OPEN TO ALL YOUR REQUESTS. SO DON'T BE SHY and ASK AWAY. IF WE GOT IT WE PLAY IT, IF WE DON'T WE GET IT. THERE IS ALSO WAKE UP AT THE WEEKEND WITH UNCLE ABES 60's AND 70's SHOW. WE GOT THE MAV MAN , DJ SWEETS. HELLFIGHTER AND NOT FORGETTING DJ SUBHERBAN. ALL PLAY A VARIED SELECTION TO SUIT ALL YOUR NEEDS. SO WE WILL SEE YOU IN THERE, OR ARE YOU A SQUARE? ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND IN YA GO. >

Omfg
well as some know i suposidly dislocated my knee and relocated it all in one shot. doc said it wld b fine in a couple days no more swelling nothin, well a few hours later my knee doubled in size so i had to go in to emerg cause cld barely walk. they did x-rays and i was told i not only dislocated it but tore the ligimant in my knee....really sux cause for the next couple days he said i am to take it easy lots of drugs and ice...lmao i still need to do my christmas shoppin....so this should b some fun hahaaaaaaaaa

Omfg Theres Two Of Them.
please show some love ....i always return the fave *wink* and no adding anyone is requiered.....heres the direct link.. THIS ONE YA HAVE TO ADD BLUEDEMON TO FRIENDS hey all please show some love in this contest......i can't give direct link cause well nsfw pic......comment bomb and rate i always do return the fave......luvs ya allllllllllllll here is the link ya have to use to view if interested in checkin it out and tappin some love on my azz....ohhhh and u will have to add the guy as a friend to view please do and don't hesitate...ty all here is bluedemons link to add him b4 u comment *wink* blue demon(BOOTY HUNTER FOR A CONTEST)@ CherryTAP and here is my link for the pic http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=171588&albumid=149247&i=142360278

Omfg, No Way!!!
() Rocky Horror Picture Show () Grease () Grease II (x) Pirates of the Caribbean (x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest () Boondock Saints () Fight Club () Starsky and Hutch () Neverending Story () Blazing Saddles () Airplane Total: 2 () The Princess Bride (x)AnchorMan (x) Napoleon Dynamite () Labyrinth () Saw () Saw II () Saw III () White Noise () White Oleander (x) Anger Management (x) 50 First Dates (x) The Princess Diaries (x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement Total so far: 8 () Scream () Scream 2 () Scream 3 (x) Scary Movie (x) Scary Movie 2 (x) Scary Movie 3 (x) Scary Movie 4 (x) American Pie (x) American Pie 2 (x) American Wedding (x) American Pie Band Camp Total so far: 16 (x) Harry Potter 1 (x) Harry Potter 2 (x) Harry Potter 3 (x) Harry Potter 4 () Resident Evil 1 () Resident Evil 2 (x) The Wedding Singer (x) Little Black Book (x) The Village (x) Lilo & Stitch Total so far: 24 (x) Finding Nemo (x) Fi

Omfg I Am Sooooo Pissed Offfffff
this guy is going in to my gallery markin my pics nsfw even when not and all cause i reported two of his default pics as nsfw because they were his dick pics and my 11 year old daughter seen them......how fair is this friggin crap. here is his pic ~Anton~(AMC)~{K.O.T.}@ CherryTAP

Omfg Roflmfaro
Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points! Your Motto: "I'll Try Anything Once!" Your Sign: "Rest Area Ahead" Let's Park! * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***

Omfg!!! Its Now Ready!!!
OMFGITS NOW READYHELLO EVERYONE!!!!!WANT A FREE GALLERY?NOW YOU CAN!!!HOSTED BY THE KLUB HOUSEYOUR GALLERY FREEREGISTER TO GET YOUR GALLERYFREE FOR YOU AND FREE FOR EVERYONENUDITY ALOWED ON ADULT BUT NOT LIMETED TOKLUB HOUSE ADULT GALLERYSTEENS ONLY ON TEEN WITH NO NUDITYKLUB HOUSE TEEN GALLERYSWEATHER ONLY ON STORM CHASERSKLUB HOUSE STORM CHASERS GALLERYSYOU ASKED FOR IT AND NOW ITS HEREGO GET YOUR GALLERY NOWSEE RULES AND GUIDELIN

Omfg You Gotta Look At This!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey all this is my first contest and i really want to win. right now I am behind and could really use your help. Please come by and bomb the hell out of me. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537

Omfg U Guys So Rock!!!!
I WANNA TY ALLLLLLLLLLLL WHO HAVE HELPED SO FAR!!! I WAS DOWN TODAY BY GOD ATLEAST 500 U GUYS COME AROUND AND FUCKING BRING ME RIGHT BACK UP!!!! THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKIN ABOUT W00T!!!! TY ALL SO MUCH I WILL BE RETURNING THE FAVORS JUST TRYIN TO KEEP UP WITH YALL!!! HUGZZZ N MUCH LUV ~MICHELLE~AKA DARK

Omfg I Am Such A Retard
ok all dunno if ya got it in ya to help me out contest started on monday and well dumb ass me forgot all about it cause lots going on this week and ain't been on and well FORGOT I WAS IN IT....please show the love comment bombing is aloud rate and comment PLEASSSSSE

Omfg Cleanin My Lists Right Out.
my blog b4 this i posted a thing where i am in a contest......five rates and twelve comments, comments are from 3 peeps.......as it is i have grown really fucking bored of ct...to many peeps are like children on here and others all about points and out of my over one thousand friends, very select few i wld consider keeping when i leave here, i am sure they know who they are, other then that i am sooooo done with this site, don't even ask me for favors when i pop on once in a blue moon cause the return i have had for favors i have done, it wld take more then u to brown nose for me to show anyone other then the select few JACK SHIT....peace i am outty. CT peeps really don't know what the word friends means. IF YA KNOW I DON'T TALK TO YA CAUSE U DON'T TALK TO ME DELETE ME FROM FRIENDS....."THANX"

Omfg!!! I Soooo Bored!!!
will sum1 plz cum and talk to me dammit!!!!?? im soo effin bored right now!!dammit!!!i cant sleep and theres nuthin on tv and im sooo sick of myspace i could scream!so yea just cum talk to me and save me from reading a book,as i have no good books to read and i hate reading the same book twice!!

Omfg! St. Patties Mayhem!
ok, so there may be pictures of me hitting the internet at some point... and were talkin not of my face! lol. ok, so i wore my kilt out, right.. well, of course i wore it traditional way, nothing on under it! god i love that! anyways... freggin, this chick comes by, picks up my kilt, and was like "omg, he is wearing it the real way" as she's shouting this across the bar to her girlfriends.... so her girlfriend comes over with her camera phone! lol. and starts taking pictures up my kilt and everything... freggin hillarious! lets just say, thank god i wore my kilt! THEN! THEN!!! LOL... The chick drags me into the ladies bathroom with her... shes like i'm giving you my thong. LOL. by now, i'm so piss ass drunk, i'm like "WWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" so she pulls her pants down, pulls her thong off, and hands it to me.... its a cute lil red one for anyone who really does or doesnt want to know! lol... dont ya know, i'm so piss ass drunk, I FUCKING PUT IT ON!! HAHA! and yes, i

Omfg :d I Am Doin The Happy Dance
Soooooo its going, ordering $8k in materials in the morning assuming everything goes the way its supposed to :) This guy is also going to invest 10-15k into it. For all of you who supported me while i start this company thanks, for those that didn't I'm gonna be rich bitches :D LOL

Omfg
ok so here is the deal. i have boxer bulldogs. they are the best dogs in the world in my oppinion. my Oldest female is in heat and that brings in all the male dogs for miles. we have been having a problem with some hanging around the house. so i would walk out there and fire a couple of rounds with my shot gun to scare them off. well Last night i did the usual deal i went out there fired a round and my fucking shotgun barrel blew up on me. No major damage to me. just a couple of very minor shrapnel wounds. I know it wasnt my rifle that caused the problem. it had to have been the ammo. i have had problems with this type of ammo in the past..Im trying to get them to replace my rifle.. i wonder how far i am going to have to take this?

Omfg!!!!! Wtf!!!!! Whats This All About?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP FORMATA RADIO STATION AND OUR WEBSITE Now you can help the The KLUB HOUSE KLUB CITY JAMZ KICK ASS INTERNET RADIO with its format!!!! Right now we are running with Urban, Dance, Mainstream and some Retro!!!! We are working on Contests, Radio Shows and New Better Ideas that would make more of you want to listen in!!! We started off by doing Yahoo Chat Room Shows and then progresses to internet radio broadcasting within the last few years!!!! Now with over 400 current and new song playing along with over 5,000 retro hits we want to brign you something thaqts never been done ever befor in the history of any radio station!!!! We are already doing live request shows and a hot dance mix show!!!! Now we want to let you help us with our format!!!!ADVERTISE YOU PROFILE PAGE Heres how this works!!!! You record your message using some voice recorder on your computer talking about your profile page!!!! Yes you can talk about more tha

Omfg I Hate My Dad!
why does my dad have to be such an asshole?? its not fair...all of you who have parents who are still married....or if ur dad isnt a drug addict/alcoholic..... YOU ARE LUCKY to the rest of us....life sucks....im still trying to adjust to the fact that life is soo fucked up.

Omfg!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH;GH;DSFHoidfh;OIFHoaihfwh"ioHfdk!!!! Jesus H Christ! I am not a mind reader!!! Look at me! I'm a human! God damn it! I have no super powers (except I can wiggle my tongue sideways lol) so please forgive me for not thinking something is wrong when I already asked you and you said NO! Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! Now excuse me while I go bash my head into a wall.

Omfg
ok well ya see i've been going to the tanning bed now for about a week and have managed to get myself fried... and now that im healing, im itching like crazy... i scratch and it feels good.. b ut as soon as i stop, it becomes more intense.. im about to seriously go crazy here...

Omfg I Hate Em!!!
ok.... i for one hate duchebags.. but the worst ones are the ones that CAN'T COME UP W/ ANYTHING ORIGINAL.... well our site has a forum... all of a sudden magicly another site had a forum too!! wow so amazing right? Then we get the "dirty word" and some how right after they pull their lil "reviews" out of their asses too!! amazing isn't it? And as most of you know we started live cam sessions! yay for us lol, but newho... right after we did **poof** OMFG some one else did too!! wtf people.. are you that goddamned brainless that you have to watch our damn site like a fuckin hawk and every new idea we find you have to paste it onto your site and change it's name and call it original?? here's an idea GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND THINK OF YOUR OWN FUCKIN SHIT!!!!

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juggalo4lifeba: from the day we met i,v loved you and you should knowe that this is like u beging me not to kill myself it feels the same i dont want to leave you but i have no choice couse whats coming up you wont be able to handle and maaybe i wanted to get back with you later on when this gets straight but u said dont get mad when u get a new boy friend so nvm that ight i,m about to just give up so i,ma go ahead nad click the dellet butten so much love hope your grand maws gets bertter and the baby is ok i love you good bye kat and i didnt even know...i loved his juggalo so BAD, but he had a gurl, he had one when he TOLD me dis, i feel numb, sick, and cold

Omfg I Got An F......
I worked my ass off this last week researching for a paper. I found 12 different sources. I did my paper in APA format as required by my college. I go to check my grades and the instructor leaves me a note saying that I am under academic review because my paper resembled someone else's paper. WTF?????????? I am so upset that I have been crying for 30 minutes. I had an A average now I have an F and it brings it down to a B. I am devastated. I have three assignments due this week and am scared to do them for fear I will fuck these up too. I am so upset. Please no one take it personal if I do not talk to you today. It is turning out to be a day that won't end well.....

Omfg
Ok, my step-daughter lives in the next state over. It's about a 2 hour drive on highways. She's just getting her license today...then as soon as she gets it, she's dropping her mom off at home and driving out here...ALL BY HERSELF!!!!! Her mom don't seem to care because she's letting her do it. I told her dad and said "the problem is?" Ok, she's been making that drive to and from our house every other weekend for about 3 1/2 months. She drives very well, yes she does...but SHE'S ONLY BLOODY WELL 16 YEARS OLD!!! SHE'S NEVER MADE THE DRIVE BY HERSELF WITHOUT ONE OF US WITH HER. I was 16 once too..and I know that when my parents would make a 4 hour trip to see my grandmother and I was driving and they were awake it would take me 4 hours to make that 4 hour drive...but if they fell asleep...I'd make that 4 hour drive in 2 hours and leave them sleep in the driveway until they woke up and then tell them we just got home. Kids don't drive the same way without their parents than they do with t

Omfg I'm Going To Be A Published Poet!!!
The poem "Tonight I Cry" that I am reposting here is going to be published in the fall in a hardbound coffee table book collection called "Immortal Verses" and I get a full page just for my poem!!! I can't put into words how high I am right now! I just had to share with everyone that enjoys my work, thank you all for your support! This is the poem that is going to be published. Today is the day you left us long ago yet I still miss you just as much today You left us way too soon your smile I see in the dawn of each new day I know you would be here if it were your choice and I miss you with every day that comes I know you feel me where you are as I do you this is why I cry, because I feel you so strong each tear a momment we shared and smiled I miss your smile, your hugs, your love just knowing you were there somehow made my life an easier path to tread For this and so many other reasons that only you would understand I miss you, I

Omfg...horoscopic Truth
There's such a thing as being emotionally illiterate. Someone in your immediate vicinity is plain clueless when it comes to picking up social cues. Do your best to help, but don't try and solve their problems for them. The gods speak pretty loud today.

Omfg!!!!!!!!!!! Crabs..... Lmao!!!!
Yeah I gotta Dark sick twisted sense of humor... Or maybe its Just all the Medications.... lol... :0) But thought was just tooo funny.. Now dont piss me off.. Or I might have to ZOMBIE cast this spell on you... LMFAO!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------- MAY THE CRABS OF A THOUSAND WHORES INFEST THE CROTCH OF YOUR ENEMIES & MAY THEIR ARMS BE TOO SHORT TO ITCH!

Omfg!
Thats my horoscope for today. That actually happened today too. Thats what is so fucking crazy. I found out the truth today about someone. Glad I did now tho. A surprising event opens your eyes -- and heart. How on earth did you never notice this side of someone before? Now that you see this person clearly, a whole new set of options opens up in your interactions.

Omfg
I work in admitting at a local hospital. I'm all by myself at my station right now. I was just sitting back down from disposing of some paperwork from a patient who was still at my desk, when another patient barked his last name at me. I had no chance to greet them, like I ALWAYS, I repeat ALWAYS do. Well as im checkin the patient in his son asks me "Doesn't it occur to you so say hello when a patient comes up to your desk?" I wanted to jump over the desk and smack him. But because I believe in good customer service I just said "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I hadn't" Ugggggghhhhhhh I fuckin hate people!!!! Ruins my whole day!!!!!

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wow and well for the love of god parents do something about monitor what they go on Katherine Lester From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Katherine R. Lester (b. June 21, 1989) is an American teenager who traveled to the Middle East in June 2006 to meet Abdullah Jinzawi, a resident of Jericho whom she met on MySpace. She misled her parents by saying she was taking a trip to Canada with some friends, so that she could obtain a passport.[1] Upon returning to Michigan, the 16 year old Lester resumed communication with Jinzawi, 20, and appeared on ABC's Good Morning America with her parents which also included a video conference of Jimzawi overseas. In the segment, the two expressed mutual unconditional love for each other and Lester said she planned to marry him, but did not wish to answer a question on whether she would convert to Islam.[2][3] She had spent several months talking to Jinzawi, in the West Bank, but was stopped in Amman, Jordan for qu

Omfg So True
BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE Dear Mr. Thatcher I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes t

Omfg Will It Ever End
omg dude get over it and get a life i read it because its so funny how you have horrible grammar when insulting someone. Damn spell check is your friend. Know thanks for thinking I'm special now go and get the fuck over it. On 8/19/2007, fat_sonny@fubar.com wrote: "AWWW IF YOU DIDNT CARE WHY THE FUCK DO U KEEP RE READING IT "

Omfg! Will She Ever Stop????.......................................................
I just want you to know about this lady, she is a sweetheart and deserve to have what she is going for:P:P:P please help her out to win her first HAPPY HOUR from Cup Of Joe's give away contest:):):) just please let me know and all the luv will be return from her & I:) luv y'all xoxoxoxo WildCat (repost of original by '۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞' on '2007-08-20 01:01:33') (repost of original by '~Plz Rate & Fan~Cherrybomb™~Mystic Tearz of LDC~FU/CT Godmother~Club F.A.R.~B of B~' on '2007-08-20 01:07:33')

Omfg
I TELL YA I AM LOST FOR WORDS I CANT SEEM TO GET WHERE I NEED TO BE.... I AM TRUELY ALONE IN THIS I DONT KNOW WHATS RIGHT AND WRONG... THE KIDS WANT ME TO QUIT MY JOB WHAT CAN I SAY THE ARMY LIFE SUXS SOMETIMES BUT I ALSO LOVE IT WHERE CAN I BLOW THINGS UP.... PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH FAKE IED'S AND ALL THAT YEAH ITS FUN HAHAHA... LOW CRAWLING ON THE FLOORS TO ATTACK LOL NO ITS NOT GOOD FOR MY INJURIES BUT I AM STUCK MAKING THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION... HAHAHHA

9-11 Omfg!! :o
Really freaking facts of 911 Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the bottom, or you'll regret it! UNITED WE STAND 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. 5) The two twin towers make an "11" This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes wa

Omfg
Seriously, what is wrong with people? I am f-ing sick of getting IM's and shit saying "I'd fuck your brains out" or "holy fuck you have nice tits, wanna try anal?" SERIOUSLY GUYS, how many girls actually get EXCITED that you say that... who you DONT have to pay off?! Lets get this straight: I am NOT a whore I am NOT here for sex Infact, fuck i dont WANT sex untill i find the right guy. I am tierd of the guys i DO have sex with, dumping me for some stupid chick. I am not a sex toy. I value and respect my body, and if you dont thats your own damn problem. Another thing, i am 19!! I KNOW i am legal now, but that dosent mean i am looking for some 40+ desperate man!!!! Believe it or not, i am actually looking for someone SWEET...and when i first signed up on here it wasent like an adult pub. the pub thing was like its second phase or whatever. lostcherry was it at first. Needless to say i have meet SOME decent people on here. I am just fed UP with these assholes trying to

Omfg!!!!they Are Dating !!!!
THESE LADIES ARE THE MOST ANNOYING GIRLS ON FUBAR THEY GO TO YOUR PAGE AND RATE THE SH*T OUT OF YOUR PIX AND STASH TO HELP YOU GET SOME POINTS AND LEVEL UP. THIS TIME THEY NEED OUR HELP LEVELING THEM UP,AND I KNOW WE ALL NEED THAT SOMETIMES AND SURE THEY WILL HELP US ALL...CAN YOU PLEASE HELP. GO RATE,FAN,ADD AND SPANK THE HELL OUT OF THEIR PAGES CAUSE THEY NEED IT SO BAD ALSO RATEE THEIR PIX AND STASH AND TELL THEM WildCat SENT YOU.. SMOOCHES TO ALL OF YOU!!! ~§ugähhh~ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ..... CLUB F.A.R~@ fubar RedheadedCherry ♥ Club F.A.R ♥ Rate & Fan Me *B4* Friends Add@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞

Omfg
IF U ARE ADDING ME JUST BC U THINK U MIGHT SEE ME NAKED ...THINK AGAIN,FFS GO BUY A FNING MAGAZINE OR SOME PORN N BEAT OFF BC IM NOT ANYONES MASTERBATION MATERIAL SORRY FOR UR LUCK THERE GUYS NEXT GUY OR GIRL TO ADD ME THEN ASK TO SEE MY NSFW FOLDER WILL BE BLOCKED IM FED UP FUTHER MORE THERE IS ONLY PICS IN THERE THAT SOME JEALOUS ASSHOLES FLAGGED NSFW N THAT FOLDER WILL STAY LOCKED TILL THEY UNFLAGG THEM SEEING HOW IT WAS THERE GLITCH THAT MADE EM OPEN TO HATERS IN THE FIRST PLACE

Omfg! Kids!!!! Ugh!!!
Today while at work, i get a phone call from the middle school stating that my 11 yr. old son is being suspended an unforseen number of days. They said he brought a gun to school. They wanted me to pick him up from school but i couldn't get out of my job. So they had a policeman sit with him at the office till it was time to go home. He got this gun from a trade he made with another kid his age for his bike he said he found in a dumpster. We all know the bike had to be stolen too. So i'm waiting for the cop to come and give the gun back then i have to give it to the kids parents and get the bike back and give that to the person he took that from! OMG, now i have to take my son to work with me for who knows how fuckin long and he is on one hell of a path to juvenile detention. Then on to jail. If the school presses charges it's bye bye time for him. Kids are for the strongest people. If u want mine, please take him, lol.He suffers from ADHD, PTSD, ODD, Manic Depression. So be my guest.

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i swear to god there is a fucking iq test to be in customer service and if you exceed the expectation they wont hire you .... are they all retarded? my entire issue was that i could not sign into messenger ... "can you now sign into messenger for me?" yeah lemme get right fucking on that! omg if i could smack a bitch through the computer screen ..... "i dont understand how i can see the link but you cant" so i explain exactly what i see ... "oh well i think i know why now, you installed messenger 9" how the FUCK does installing a program automatically change a website that is a general send an email to us page? *SCREAMS* i swear people are retarded ....

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I'm like totally excited!!!!!! i'm only a little bit fromthe 2500$ mark on mfi towrds my 6200 goal for new boobies. so many keep asking why i want them bigger .... it's not so much bigger i want. I lost a lot of weight, with that i just dont like how i look. i am not happy with me. so i want them lifted and refilled in so wont be so much to say as bigger....but refilled in to a full F so without a bra i look good. thank you too all my friends here helping its so much appreciated!!! Bucks for Bigger Cups

Omfg!!!!!!!!
I am writing this to vent out on things that have been happening on site within the bulletins. My friend invited me to this site, telling me it was fun a lot better than the other sites we had been on. So I signed up and yes I've had a blast. I like meeting new people online,but as it say in my profile "Just friends". But back to my point of this blog, since it's a lot easier to vent here. If you feel my opinion or what I am saying is offensive or NSFW than WOW to you considering the 'graphics' in this site. And some of the sicko's out there. This site is a 18+ site so to hear that a member here has a sick fetish with watching children, kids, young adults what not do things is just awful excuse for person. The whole thing of the soap shit that is just EWWWWW and no idea in hell why someone would put soap to there mouths. Children are NOT to be looked as something sexual by an adult. And if so you need have your genitals CUT OFF, hung up by them or left in a room with some pissed of

Omfg! All I Can Say (ty To My Friend Who Sent This) Xo
Imagine me standing behind you as the water hits your body..my arms wrapped around your belly..pulling your body back against mine..you press your ass back against me..and you can feel I am more than excited..as my lips press against the back of your neck..mmmm...I lean my head back to watch your perfect ass as you rock your hips back..grinding against my cock, getting harder by the second..feel my fingertips as they slide up the front of your body..stopping just below your amazing breasts..as you work your ass on my hard cock..feel my strong hands as they move up around your breasts and gently begin to massage you in small slow circles..mmmmm..I lean my head forward and nibble on your neck...whispering to you..telling you how fucking good you feel against me..you begin to grind your ass harder on my cock..I can feel your rock hard nipples underneath my hands as you lean your head back...feel the tip of my tongue as I circle your lips, then kiss you softly..my tongue inside your warm m

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->HAWKEYE ~ ...: did i tell you that i loved you in that way? no HAWKEYE ~ ...: jo jo go do ur thing i knew u would never give me a real chance.....n its funny only moments after our conversation on here was nick black like in every pic HAWKEYE ~ ...: u never said u didnt ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: i fucking promote the guy and his fucking music HAWKEYE ~ ...: n prob fuck him too ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: i had nick's pictures in my albums and on my page since i started ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: how can i fuck nick black when he's in los angeles! HAWKEYE ~ ...: not the i love jo jo ones HAWKEYE ~ ...: i m sure there is a way ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: are you jealous of him or something? HAWKEYE ~ ...: why should i never heard of him b4 u....n since i know u n i havent had anything no ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: yeah no one has heard of him.. he just getting himself out there... HAWKEYE ~ ...: there isnt any real realistic reason for it ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: nick black is an alias.. he goes by matt mcmullen.. HAWKEYE ~ ...:

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I think I'm just bad luck. I had an interview today. I didn't make it there. First, couldn't find the place. The woman didn't give clear enough directions. I thought I knew where she was talking about but NO. So I was on my way back down the road after driving for 30 minutes. My car stalls once ok I was able to start it back up after a minute and after this ass honked at me then I flipped him off. I guess I'm just supposed to have ESP and KNOW that my car is gonna stall on me. Ok so....On my way back my car totally goes dead. It overheats I believe so I'm gonna let it sit a bit and try to start it because it did it to me earlier at home. After getting home from going to the ER and to go get my prescription filled. which I did a blog on earlier about what I'm sick with. So sitting there a guy helps me push my car out of the way. I wait a bit more and I try to start....battery goes dead. A cop starts lets me use his phone I call my mom and my dad has been sick really bad and can't

Omfg To Funny Must Read
How can you tell this table is being sold by a man? And don't cheat either!! It's not hard to tell!! This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man? Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess. You will find the answer below, but don't cheat! Know the answer? If not, scroll down now..... OK, Look in the mirror. Remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture. I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD...AND IT WAS POSTED ON eBay!!!hit REPLY, copy and then REPOST!! :D

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So, this morning, Dennis started talking to me And as usual he goes on this trip about how he wants me to go to marriage counseling with him, and wants to try and make this work... I'm like, holy fucking hell... not this shit again... I have been through hell with him over the past 5 years... i was finally living on my own this year. BY MYSELF.... and then the bullshit w/ tiffany happened, the car wreck... and it all became this screwed up mess again... Back... with him... And he sits here and acts like i OWE him something... HE is what got screwed up with tiffany... because I was dumb enough ot want him in the girl's lives, and it pissed her off me having him at our house so much to see the girls... GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can not deal with this shit anymore... I've almost sat and started debating just moving out right now. Today. I have the money. Why Not? Ugh... GOD DAMNIT... this is bullshit... I am so fucking stressed out dealing with his bullshit. I have dealt wi

Omfg We're Not In High School Anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
Fubar is making me sick. So many ppl on here need to realize that WE ARE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL anymore.This is supposed to be an 18+ site and all I see is a bunch of immature asses. I have come across some really good ppl not saying that ev1 is immature, but fuck there is a good percentage of immature asshole on this site. The Drama and whining is getting ridiculous. Fuck no wonder BabyJ decided to change the name to fubar, cause this site is fucked up beyond all recognition. I'm seriously thinking of deleting my account cause I just don't want to deal with the bullshit anymore. I don't care how long and hard I worked to get to level 24 or how many fu-bux I will lose. The site just isn't fun anymore. If there's not drama in bullies there's drama in mums. Then there is vengeful immature ppl that get pissed when you ban them from your lounge. GUESS FUCKING WHAT IT'S MY LOUNGE, AND IF I WANT TO BAN YOU I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING REASON. I just don't give a flying fuck anymore. I ha

Omfg I Hate Hospitals!
K well today, i had to go get a ultra sound. I have been having sharp pains in my belly and had to get me gull bladder checked out. So i go into the room and this old man walks in, and tells me to get changed in those one sided dress thingies. So i get changed, and lay down on the table thingy, he turned off the lights and lifted the dress. He was supposed to check my lower right belly, hmm well he decided to check the whole damn thing! he said breath in deep, i do and he crams the thing in my gut. all i have to say is OW! Im black n blue =( Then he said "oh i need a closer look" and crams the damn thing INBETWEEN MY RIB AND TURNS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg i almost flew off that table. then he got a weird look on his face looking at the screen and said "oh you n eed to wait for the results" its like WHAT THE HELLLLLL!!! then he dicides to do my "upper belly" and flops the dress thing up so my boobs came out" and just kinda stopped and talked to me for a second its like ok perv! I know i di

Omfg...i Nearly Got Thrown Off The Bus (no! Not The Short One)
Holy shit I think I outdid myself today. I mean wow! I must have learnt new levels of self control. I went on the bus today with Abbey to put some money into my brother's bank account for him. On the bus back, we reached the village and this fat assed psycho gets on - not before having stuck her hand out for at least 20 minutes to get the bus to stop, and kept that arm out, poker straight, right up until the bus had stopped RIGHT in front of her. That annoyed me straight away. There was a single mom with a buggy and a kid trying to get off the bus before fat girl got on, but she just barged her way on the bus, almost crushing this little kid in the process. My levels of annoyance were cranked up a few more notches. I made sure abbey was going to stay in her seat, got up and went to help the lady off with her buggy and help her find her lost toddler in the folds of this woman's huge ass. As I did so, the fat girl stood there and just seemed to be deliberately unhelpful. By t

Omfg What Has Baby Boy Got It To Now?????
This hott man is up for auction till the 14th come bid just click the link belowe he has alot to offer to the higgest bidder check it out :D SO LETS GET IT LADIES SHOW THIS MAN SOME LOVEEEEE HES GREATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

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So last night, Dennis knew we were going to be all at the house doin our stuff last night right??? Well, the reason we were at "his house" was to avoid dragging the girls all over god's creation for me to watch them last night since he was going out, since it was his bday, and we had to be up at 5... (we being me and adam) I didn't wanna have to wake the girls up at early over at adam's.... sooo... we were at the apt watching them right? Well, teh mother fucker comes HOME... knowing we're there... so there i was, with my girls, my best friend, AND MY BOYFRIEND.... all in the same room with MY EX HUSBAND... i about croaked.... talk about freaking uncomfortable... I about died right there... and he was there for like half an hour.... it sucked... but Adam is quite mature and didn't say anything, although we ALL wanted to talk some shit... i was waiting for Chastine to po off about something... but we all kept our cool, and it was all good... (ooo how EBONIC of me.... lol) but everything

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I'm such a dick, LMAO. tonight at work , a lady came in claiming to have problems with the pumps ( her claim was an impossiblity due to the sequence of how the programming works ). I tried to ascertain what her problem was, but she was talking in circles. So I decided to nod and yeah yeah w/e kinda thing. "have a nice night " I say....... and I could have SWORN I heard the door shut. Holy balls was I wrong..... looking to vent from her stupitiy..... I utter in normal voice "stupid cunt" and O M F G she was still in there. I thought no one was in the building anymore. I cant say i felt bad cuz lets face it, she WAS a stupid cunt, lol...... but I should have made sure she was gone before I said it anyway. LUCKILY the mgr. has my back, I called her right away and told her of my fuck up and shes covering for me FUCKING YAY! anyway, Im sick yet again, and my tolerances are low, Im heading to bed, I hope you all have fun laughing at my dumbass, lol. nite nite :)

Omfg I Freaking Love Sex . Come Yummy Me Up
OMG I LOVE SEX OH YES A LITTLE MORE NOW!!! 1) Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? 2) Do you lead a double life? 3)Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose? 4)Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media? 5)Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems? 6)Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? 7)Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter? 8)Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? 9)Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual? 10)Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted y

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when i joined this website last year i had a lot of high hopes and expectations. boy was i wrong..... a lot of the people on here live in some alternate state of reality, where everyone is a 10 first off this site runs like shit most of the time....too much content.... moving on....i learned the rules quick back in the cherrytap days.....never be honest when you rate pics...rate every one a 10 and every profile a 10. if you rate honestly prepare for the down ratings. i could give a shit personally. i know im hot. i just rate as a courtesey. but if you rate me less than 10 i am going to assume you are rating honestly so i am going to rate you honestly and frankly sometimes the truth hurts. there are in fact a LOT of fat ugly skanks on here. truth. what gets me is these trifling little bitches that will down rate you and then block you so as not to face their ensuing ridicule. that is cowardice plain and simple. grow a set of fucking ovaries and graduate high school already. you

Omfg. What Is Wrong With Me?
I just don't get it. I'm so fucking tired of being single. And I'm even more tired of "liking" losers, posers, liars, commitment phobes, and etc. etc. I had a crush on this guy back in the day and I told him tonight and all he said was "i know". I mean WTF. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?! Why is it that no guy I'm attracted to is ever attracted to me? At this point I'm convinced I'm going to die a bitter old maid. I practically threw myself at him later in the conversation and he said nothing. I did everything but offer to drive to his place and hump him. I mean DAMN. I'm so fucking over it. I'm done. I'll just watch my porn and enjoy my time with BOB. Because it's obvious I won't be getting any ass anytime soon. Sorry for the rant, but I had to get it of my chest. :(

Omfg Im So Fucking Pissed!
MOTHER FUCKER! I KNOW A PUSSY ASS BITCH THAT NEEDS TO GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS AND BE A 28 YEAR OLD MAN! I WAS SITTING HOME MINDING MY OWN FUCKING BUISNESS WHEN I GET A PHONE CALL. ITS TOMMY A 28 YEAR OLD MAN.... HE SAYS WHAT R U DOIN? I SAY NOTHING IM BORED SO HE SAYS WELL WANNA GO OUT AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS? ME BEING BORED I SAY SURE. SO HE COMES AND GETS ME AND WE GO TO THE BAR. WELL WE GET THERE AND WE SIT DOWN AT A GAME MACHINE THING AND WE PLAY FOR A WHILE THEN HE GETS UP AND SAYS ILL BRB IM GONNA STEP OUTSIDE AND MAKE A PHONE CALL. I SAY OK. WELL ABOUT 20 FUCKING MINUTES LATER I TURN AROUND AND DONT SEE HIM SO I GET UP AND GO LOOK OUTSIDE WHERE HE SAID HE'D BE. AND MOTHER FUCKER, I GET OUTSIDE AND THIS PUSSY'S CAR IS GONE! THIS COCK SUCKING DOUCHE BAG LEFT ME STRANDED AT THE MOTHER FUCKING BAR! IM SAYIN ITS EVEN COOL IF HE DONT LIKE ME BUT HE SHOULD HAVE SAID SO AND TOOK ME BACK HOME INSTEAD OF LEAVING ME STRANDED! SO IM SAYIN THAT THIS PUSSY NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP! HOW CHILDIS

Omfg
I can't believe men. My soon to ex has sent me many message asking to help make the house payment but he can go buy a new fucking camera and buy a lot of little figures from World of Warcraft. That makes no fucking sence to me i have just started working. Have to ask my parents for money so i can eat and now i'm going to have to ask for gas money. WE all know how pricey gas is. Now his new GF is being all lovey dovey on his my space page. OMG make me vomit dont' get me wrong i'm glad he is not bugging me anymore and i have found a guy who is 110% better then my ex. I just feel like my ex is doing all this to piss me off and you knwo i can play those games to. I will if i have to and part of me right now really wants to damn it. I will just vent here for now. I'm sorry but this new GF of my ex is only 21. My ex is 33 don't get me wrong age is just a number. I have no idea how long they have been seeing eachother but she is already say she loves him. Now i talked to my soldier for like t