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What are you waiting for?
(Yes, I am "You", and this is one of my favorites … )
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: aaaaaaaand…..go!
You: You know what I never want to experience? Being anal probed by aliens.
You: I’ve heard that it’s rather uncomfortable, to say the least.
You: Of course, I guess it could all depend on the size of the anal probe …
Stranger: um….
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
