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Stranger: hi
You: I think my socks are trying to eat me …
Stranger: Wow.. how did this come about
You: Everytime I put on a pair, they seem to get bigger. Just slightly, mind you. But noticeable.
You: I don’t know WHY my socks think I may be a good food.
You: I don’t think I taste all that great.
Stranger: Maybe socks like that type of thing
You: My socks seem to have a foot fetish, then.
You: And a leg fetish.
You: Pretty soon, it’ll be a knee fetish.
You: I wonder if it’s the hair on my legs or something. Maybe they need floss. Come to think of it, I have noticed the hair on my legs thinning everytime I remove my socks …
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Creeeeeeeeepy.
You: Tell me about it.
You: At least they haven’t started talking to me like my boxer shorts do.
You: Damned things won’t shut up. Keeping me up at night.
Stranger: Oh that’s a shame!
Stranger: Boxers shouldn’t talk!
You: Try telling them that!
You: I’ve tried explaining this.
You: They just argue. >.<
Stranger: How annoying!
You: Constantly harping about crap like ‘repression’ and ‘servitude’; I think a pair of them mentioned something about ‘too much persperation.’
Stranger: What jerks!
You: Yeah, they are.
You: I’m thinking of changing brands.
Stranger: Do that!
Stranger: The other brands might be more kind
You: Of course, they’re awfully quiet when I’m wearing them.
You: Maybe I should just wear them ALL the time.
You: …
You: Or maybe that would just become too nasty.
Stranger: Ahaha.
Stranger: Maybe.
You: Then they may complain about being ‘overworked’ and go on strike.
You: I hate when my underwear go on strike.
Stranger: Never happened to me before :)
You: You’re lucky.
You: I pray your underwear never go on strike.
You: Not a pretty sight.
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I can only imagine
You: No, don’t imagine.
You: PLEASE, don’t imagine.
You: You’ll have HORRIBLE nightmares.
Stranger: Too late stranger
You: Oh no.
You: Horrible nightmares, now?
Stranger: Yes D:
You: I WARNED you not to imagine! But you HAD to be a big shot!
You: The human mind is not capable of handling such … thoughts!
Stranger: :( My mind has gone.
You: I do, however, have a bottle of brain bleach for such occasions!
You: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!
You: IT BURNSSSS!!!!
Stranger: Ahahaha. you’re funny
You: Well. That was refreshing.
You: Who are you, again, and what were we talking about?
Stranger: Never mind…
