Fubar Blog Posts 2

Ok Were Gonna Try This Again
Well last night didnt pan out so were goin again tonight if anyone can make it the bar is called little counry saloon on dort hwy in mt. morris. we will be there around 9 30 tonight so reply or leave a comment saying if you cn make it or not.

Ok Well In Three Day Blast Contest And Need Ratings And Comment Bombing To Keep Up
Please help me in this contest as falling behind quite dearly in need of your support. This goes out to everyone on FUBAR that can read this especially as never had a blast and will forever remember your support if you please help. I am really in need of ratings as well, so just to rate my pic would be fine with me if you don't like leaving comments I will understand. Thanks for hearing me out and here is the link to the contest below as ends on wed

Ok We Are Down To The Last 7 Hours
ok guys we are down to the last 7 hours of this contest i as well as others have worked on this day and night i put alot of effort and so did u so lets win first place thanks soooo much for ur help if u have time stop and leave a few more comments thanks!! just clikc the pic and show luv! :)

Ok We Need To Show Our New Members Luv
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Ok Well We Will Stay Open
ok well i have been asked to keep it open if you all need anything until i can get back contact she is runnin the show MistressBroken~Nyha'sFu-Fiancee~DDC Co-Founder~IBIC~CherryEaterOwns~PSPinup~LivinLifeStyles@ fubar

Ok Well For The Record..
ok well apparently I am being called a hacker, well see Imma give you the info that Bane got from him and ill give you my discharge papers. So you make up your own mind! I have nothing to hide so heres my proof! and for those who cant see it heres a blown up spot of it!

Ok ,well One Day I Was At Lake Shasta Sitting
OK ,Well one day I was at Lake Shasta sitting by the shore just check en it all out ya know,as I look all around I see a log half in the water and half on the shore,No biggie and it had a walnut sitting at the end in the water.what ever. Then all the sudden 2 squalls came out and where just running all around the place. I thought it was cool .they didn’t mind me I guess. Then they saw the log in the water and started to head over to it,then they must of seen the nut at end of that log I thought cool some food for them . so as I watch them run back and forth getting the nerve to go to the end and get that walnut . One of them must have got the ball’s to run out and get it and headed out to get it as he got to the end and was just trying to get his little hands on it he pick it up and turned to head back and all of the sudden

Ok Well Am Single Suffering And Disappointed.
I need a lover i was speaking to an interesting girl today she is sweet nice and awesome but the whole multiple lover thing only sits well for me with me doing it otherwise i'm a jealous territorial lover i want a woman to love adore and admire me and be loving and caring for me. Kinda hypocritical I know but hey i don't mind i'm just as i am.

Ok Where Is My Luv?
I have 245 friends..and only 206 profile rates! who didn't rate me??? Just wondering!? I know I have rated at least everyone's profiles, and a few pics...if for some reason I missed you let me know!!! I am only two thousand points away from leveling up! if everyone rates my pics and profile I could go up another level =D I can't add any one else to my family until I level up! Thanks to my dear friends that have helped me in the past and they know who they are! mwah luv you guys! Lets see if I can level up by tomorrow?!?! lmao i know that won't happen but lets give it a shot! HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL!

Ok What The Fuck Is Going On
FIRST I GET FLAGGED FOR STUPID SHIT NOW MY PICS ARE GETTIN BLOCKED AND BOOTED WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BULLSHIT IS GOING ON ON THIS FUCKING SITE WHY ARE PICS OF MY DICK GETTING BOOTED YET THERE IS MORE PUSSY ON HER THAN IN A CHINEASE RESTAURANT (no offense) BUT FUCK COME I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ADULT SITE IM FUCKIN 30

Ok..whats The Deal...
Im sitting here watching the Law and Order:SVU marathon, which is one of my fave shows, and they show a commercial for the WWE show tomorrow... And what do I see when the commercial starts??? None other than that assmonkey K-Fed, wanna be rapper and soon to be EX hubby of Britney Spears... Seems weenie boy wants to challenge Jon Cena and get his ass kicked....WTF is up with that?? Have we fallen THAT far as a society to allow trash like K=Fed to amuse us??? Wrestling is a joke to me but now because of this, its a bigger joke.... Enjoy...This is my last rant for this year!

Ok, Who Are My Friends....
Alrighty then! I havent heard from some of you in a coon dog's age. Wondering if you are still alive or lost in cyberspace. Let me know if you are still around, and happy VD !!! (Valentines Day that is, LOL) Mike

Ok Wheres All My Valentines ???
I WANT TO KNOW WHERE ALL MY VALENTINES ARE I BEEN ALL MORNING SINCE I GOT UP SENDING PEOPLE STUFF AND IM NOT FEELING THE LOVE HERE YOU ALL...I ALSO ASKED YOU TO HELP ME LEVEL THIS SUCKER OFF BUT NOPE NOT MUCH ALTHOUGH I GOT SOME NEW FRIENDS WHICH I APPRECIATE...LOVE YOU ALL:p TAMMY

Ok Who Has Really Done This Lol
Thursday, 09 June 2005 Autofellatio is a sex act wherein a male performs oral sex on himself as a form of masturbation. This is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently "well-endowed", and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. On the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga. The (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autocunnilingus, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject's head must move a greater distance. Unlike autofellatio, the existence of autocunnilingus is disputed. Autofellatio has been featured in a few pornographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects. i think of myself as a very sexual, open to a lot of things experienced with sex..cant say i have done this though wants to know if anyone has..

Ok Whats Wrong With Me.... Read This And Quite Asking Me
apperently i have some how offended people who dont know me and dont really care all that much. see those who acually know me or speak to me more then once every 4 months. know i have been going through somthing i dont wish to discuss, i injured my back, and have been bombarded with shit to do for my friends wedding. aside from that i have been just a wee bit depressed and not really wanting to talk to anyone. soryr i havent been in much of the commenting rating mood.... if i missed doing some form of work for you im truely sorry please remind me what you asked for. other then that thanks for understanding i am thanking - cain, mz bitch, shannon, wolf, pookie, broken, hollow, jes, dedhead, and the vip couple who i cant remeber their names off hand other then dolphin and her hubby. ok if i did forget you by name and you deserve a ty sorry im havin mental breakage atm ok bye bye im off to write somthing twisted and disturbing

Ok, What Is Going On...
I just now noticed a crush link on my page...someone has a crush on me now... Now, I can't see when it got there, but can guess it had to be within the last 48 hours. In this time frame, there were only 2 that I had talked to at any great length, and while several had stopped, I know only a very few. My investigator instincts have now kicked in and can narrow this down to one of 3. Since it is quite obvious I don't have the chisled look of what women look for in crushes, I can only assume it has to be someone that knows I can give 1,000,000 times more then any of these hunks. Of these three, one is married so I think it's safe to discount her. The second, while the hottest I've seen has no link on her page saying she has a crush on someone, plus she's written 'blogs' about some guy with amazing dark eyes and hair, and strikingly handsome. Well that's not me, so that leads to 3. While I would love it to be her, I know it's not. She's had her crush on some UK guy and him on her so rule o

Ok What Is Wrong With Me
Ok what is wrong with me. I get up every morning and go to work which I am very good at and then I come home and get on the computer everyday. I have met alot of people here but no people that I can go meet and hang out with. I have owned my own bar and I have been known to just go out and meet people. Evere since I have turned into my thirties I find my self just coming home and getting on here and just sitting around. I am curious is this just me or is it all of us. Do we just find ourselves relying on our friends here which by the way are awesome or have we given up. I want to meet people to hang out with and have a good time. I love to cook out and drink beer. Lately there is noone to do this with. What is wrong with me?

Ok Where Is My Real Friends At
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out. FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back. REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends

Ok What Do You Think Is A Friend With Benefits
It seems that ppl cant figure out a friend with beenfits to a booty call well lets see what do you think let me know what your think is the difference i am very curious .. since the teens are using it often as a way to have sexual experince let me know what all the adults are doing with it as well .... if you read this give me a message .....

Ok Where The Hell Is Everyone We Can't Relaxe Yet
ok i realize yes we are in first place but in order to stay there we still have a long way to go so please keep bombing and lets make sure we keep first place. we have had alot of help in here and we would like to show them we can do this with there help we can stay in first please keep up the good work this contest is over tomorrow night at 8pm so we only have one more day to go pleaswe don't give in yet....

Ok Whats The Deal With Down Rating With 1
ok whats the deal with rating somebody 1 whats the point are ya afraid somebody is better then you or something ,i think some people need to just grow up and get a life at least give a 6-10 or an 8 but a 1 what a joke some dumb asses i swear lol

Ok Who's Got A Question For Me?
This is my horoscope for today...who's got a question for me? Someone close to you poses an intriguing question, and you want to give the best answer possible. There's no rush; feel free to take your time and mull over all the ramifications before you let them know your answer

Ok, What Gives
ok, what gives? i just looked at my account, and i have no friends, no family, and no fans (either way). now i KNOW i have family because my wife was on that list and (in thoery) she should still be there. it also appears as if several comments have disappeared from the page as well. how did i end up deleting everything? oh, and it's RAINING again. is this some kind of promo for that movie EVAN ALMIGHTY ? my back yard looks like the amazon river basin.

Ok Where Are All My Friends
WELL HERE IT GOS BEAR WITH ME ITS JUST A FEW OF MY FEELINGS, IVE MADE SOME AWSOME FRIENDS ON HERE AND HAD SOME FUN BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SOME PEOPLE DONT EVEN COME BYE AND SAY HI OR LEVE COMMENTS OR EVEN BOTHER TO VIST THEY WANT YOU TO ADD THEM FAN THEM AND ALL THAT BUT THEN YOU NEVER!!! SEE THEM AGAIN AFTER THAT THEY DONT LOOK AT YOUR PHOTOS OR RATE THEM NOTHING!!! WHATS UP WITH THAT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PLACE TO HAVE FRIENDS AND WHAT EVER !! GEESH!!! OR IS THIS JUST A PLACE TO PICK UP ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW TO EACH THERE OWN THATS ALL GOOD BUT REALLY!! I GOT LIKE 126 FRIENDS ON HERE AND I ONLY HERE FROM HALF OF THEM AND THATS LIKE ONCE IN A WHILE I JUST WANNA KNOW WHATS UP WITH THAT ARE THERE ANY REAL!! FRIENDS OUT THERE ?? COME ON LETS SEE.

Ok Who Knows What...
There's a picture in my albums here... with a bunch of medications in it. Now those prescriptions are ALL mine... Jason, don't answer this, lol... I'm watching alot of you talk about making money off the scripts... now, my question to all of you is.. who can name the drugs in there (besides zyprexa, that's written on the bottle :p )...? and who knows what they're for...? (aka what's wrong with me :p ) i'll edit this with the answers tomorrow ;) Sin P.S. first person with the correct answer to each question will get their page rated (pictures/stash/blogs)

Ok...what's Up????
I have posted a mum, had a friend contact fubar support and now I am posting a blog on this subject. I know most of you have seen people with much more stash than 2000 entries now at 2000. Has fubar limited the number of stash entries? Is it a mistake still waiting to be corrected? I am at a loss! I have spoken with quite a few friends who are very upset because they lost most of the "overage" in their videos. I uploaded videos that meant something to me. If you know, please inform me. Thanks!!!!!!

Ok, Who Can Explain The Fubar Relationships To Me?
Hey folks, I see folks that have in their handles things like "Fubar Wife" or "Fubar Hubby" and now I want to know a wee bit more about it. Those of you that have done this, what is deal? What does Fubar marriages mean to you? I'm not in any way putting it down. I am just trying to figure out what the deal is. After all, should I be looking for a Fu-Honey?? Well, looking is all well and good, but is there a Fu-Honey that is interested in me? Oh well, its all in fun, right? Hope you all are having a great day @};-

Ok Whatever!
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 85% Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off. You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by. And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day! How Does Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Rate?

Ok..why..im Let U Eat Crow
Why is that some profiles are plain..wth hell u been smoking. Does the internet stirp ur morals or mybe u just dont care. u saying awww it's only the internet yeah u right.THE internet can lead 2 danger plenty of my freinds done got rid off there pages cause of senseless idots that join fubar. what up with read my profile saying that so omg..wtf.Dont u got read before u join this site. Or this fan rate and add is so dum.Rate me whenevea dont fan me im better freind then anything.IM a man who take words as power words start wars. fan=fansty rate=vaule every1 a star 2 me love ur self i know why i dont go 2 alot pages.THere plain insane and this coming from a guy who seen mostly every freakin nasty thing under the moon and sun..well just about.lmbao ewww dont crush me cause crush= some1 u use 2 not talking 2 and admire from a far never saying u like them?( u every had highschool crush!) Dont mind me im just expression these feelings in a blog .Most of my blogs speak about me so

Ok What To Do Summer Time
ok summer is coming and what to do with gas prices so hi and our government sucks trying to stop it well i say we all buy harleys and just ride around and have a blast go fishing hanging with our friends and just not have a care in the woorld and see how far we get. wait i forgot this is reality and we all have to work and pay bills and drive our cars and of course pay taxes. ok well then some one else please tell me what we should do because i liked my plan. so maybe you might have something better let me know.

Ok Whatever
WELL I FIGURED OUT THAT YOU ONLY NEED TO BELIEVE HALF OF WHAT PEOPLE SAY AND NOTHING PEOPLE PROMISE ON HERE. I LEFT THIS PLACE AND THEN I DECIDED TO COME BACK FOR SOMEONE I WAS INTERESTED IN AND REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS IN TO ME, WELL I GUESS THATS NOT THE CASE AND REALLY NEVER WAS,AND THAT REALLY HURT MY FEELING BECAUSE HE HOOKED UP WITH SOMEONE AND BOTH DELETED THEIR ACCOUNTS. AND HERE I AM, WELL I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL KEEP MY ACCOUNT, I MEAN ITS PRETTY SHITTY FOR SOMEONE TO DO YOU THAT WAY. SO IF I DO DECIDE TO STAY,I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR NO RELATIONSHIP ONLINE I DON'T NEED THE BULLSHIT OR THAT KIND OF HEARTACHE IN MY LIFE.

Ok What Ya Think Of This???
here's the situation. got a call from a tenant the other nite. said there was a bottle of pills out in the hall way all over the place... he had no idea what they were... so said call the cops and he did. the chief of police comes takes a look and said the landlord should take care of that!!!! the tenant calls back so pops goes down to take care it. came back and said he threw them away.. ma went to work today and dug them out and took the to the pharmacy... and they told her that the pills ritilin!!!!! schedule 2 narcatic!!!! and the cops told the tenant that we are responcible for it... how fucked up is that... didn;t even look to see what it was...

Ok Who's Had This Happen To Them
You have someone that you really like decide that he wants to dump you for someone else then when they are done with that person they decide to call you up after they told people stuff about your personal life together and everything the still want to call you up and act like nothing has happened and wants you to forget it and go partying with him.... I'm so tired of guys using me that I just want to scream leave me the hell alone at every guy that walks by even though they didn't do anything to me and i hate that I am that way but between cheaters, beaters, and users what is a girl suppose to do... Is there any decent men out there that doesn't think a girl is a arm piece and sex toy and that is it.... If there is please come my waycause i would like to meet you and shake your hand and tell you that you are a gem and you are a treasure to be cherished.......

Ok What I Do For Fun :)
let's see i watch tv, movies, & some cartoons(still like some cartoons) i play video games i own a xbox 360(my gamertag is mouseman007) & i also own a NDS & on the NDS i like the yu-gi-oh card games for one reason it's a lot easier than magic:the gathering :) i collect the cards for the passwords on the cards that can be used in the game, i collect comics like the digital comics more need more external hard drives to collect more digital comics :D well that's all i can think of :) & see i did say i'm not much of a blogger :)

Ok What You Wanna Know Is Probably Written Here
OK so this is aint my first and probably wont be my last profile on fubar - for those of you who know me - you will know about me but what the hey, a few things have changed since my last visit. My name is CLaire I am 40 yo and I live in the UK (near London, in a cute little village where we drink Earl Grey from sunday best china and scones, and put our flora display in a Vaise, and the ohther side of the town drink Sainsbury Value Tea Bags out of plastic cups and eat rich tea biscuits and put our flowers in a milk bottle) I will let you decide what part I live in ;lmao :) I have 15 tattoos and 4 piercings, a broken leg - too much drink pmsl. I have 4 kids - all teenagers - and they are my life and during my disablity they have been the bmbs........ I can be found on here most of the time or actually socialising in the real world now..... And finally ..................... THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE I HAVE LOVED AND LOST - your loss my gain - life has never

Ok Who Is Sensitve Thursday
Your Lovescope - Tomorrow, June 25, 2009 A sense of humor is one thing, but sometimes this can backfire, as you may find out with today's astral alignment. Some people are quite sensitive to off the cuff remarks, and the person in question, who also happens to be someone you greatly admire, may mark this down as a point against you. It may be best to watch your tongue in the future.

Ok What Is It That You Want?
You know that you cannot ask me anything. Because I am not here to give anything. So on and on I go. Ranting. Just punching keys here. I wanted to think of a future with you but now I think that I will just sell you out and tell them all that your the biggest liar that ever roamed the Earth. It only makes sense cause you mouth moves when you know it should not. If you think you big and bad then you think wrong...You aren't the biggest thing that has been out here. I know that KOOKS will be KOOKS but ya know that you take the cake. Cause you started GQ and you will end up GQ. So when it all comes down and your little sissy butt moves too fast for your own self then don't turn back cause it will be all the same. Ranting. If you think that was mean then take a look in the mirror and tell me what you see in your face. It isn't hate cause you don't hate yourself. What it is called is indignation. So be proud! Anywho just ranting so don't take it too seriously. DWD

Ok With You If I Keep My Dick?
It never ceases to amaze me how a woman can convince me to lose interest in her. Based on almost every girl’s comment in my blogs, most are looking for guys who are a bit on the manly side. Most of your manly men are not the sweet sensitive type. They live by the Theodore Roosevelt credo, "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Basically meaning, let your actions do the talking. One problem that I experience frequently is the demand for constant verbal confirmation of feelings or affection. Trying to get a guy like me to do that is a sure fire way to annoy the fuck out of me and make me feel completely smothered. It’s not that I am incapable of wanting to say anything sweet... But who the fuck wants to be told too? I guess I genuinely believe that words really have impact when they are not used as much as toilet paper. Not only that, but when its asked for, then you feel on the spot to say something good, and thats when a dumb fuck like me draws a HUGE fucking blank. Then, my u

Ok With Just Friends
i wish there were a song for what i'm about to say because it is always on my mind why am i the guy women are looking for but look elsewhere for love to find? you may say i'm fun, reliable sweet, responsible, gifted, romantic, a good listener, someone who is...different i get the calls to spend time to do the things that they won't do hear the thoughts that you want to share because i won't judge and always be cool though when it comes to love you hesitate and sigh i ask what is wrong with me yet i never get a reply as honest with you as they are not i wish you'd be blunt with me i'm a big boy i won't betray you you have my support when you reveal why there's no you and me. i know the others from the past said the same thing to avoid confrontation while they talked to their true love and kept me around waiting you don't have to try to love me you don't have to say a word but free the mystery...be different give me the truth i have not hear

Ok Wo Wants To Play...
> This is called the "SEXY GAME" > > > Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... > > yes or no > > [] I want your number > [] Pretty/Cute > [] Hottie > [] Sexy > [] Gorgeous > [] Amazingly Beautiful > [] I'd take you home in a second > [] I'd make out with you right now > [] I'd Hit it > [] No, I dont like you like that > [] I love you > [] Wanna hook up? > > > Dear _________, > I ____ you. > You have a nice ______. > You make me _______. > You should _______. > Someday I will ______. > You + me = ________. > If I saw you now I'd __________. > I want to ________ you. > I would build a _______ just for you. > If I could sing you any song it would be _________. > We could __________ under the stars. > Love, > _______________ > > (P.S. ______________.) > > > > Would you kiss me? > [] Hell Yea > [] Yes > [] No > [] Maybe > [] already did > > Would you do me? > [] In an instant! > [

Ok Wondering
Currently leaning toward canceling Fubar It has a LOT of eye candy and classy ladys in here It is a fun site and can be a fun site Next couple days will bend it one way or the other I do think all the bouncers people running this site need to get on the same page more They have a good thing goin like yahoo WAS at one time ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END folks They need to be less patronizing on the NSFW labels UNDERSTAND????????

Ok Wow
ok i never understood this but oh well. i know we all insult each other in the mum's even when we are on each others friends lists. so anyways lol this one guy posted a mum i insulted him joking around. well he took it to heart and went to my page left a comment that deleted. so lets see i never really take much serious on here. i know i have a few friends i can completely trust with anything. and someone who i cant talk to about anything. but this guy got so bent out of shape to the point of calling me a red neck lol. not realizing im from new york. i haven't seen a red neck here before unless you count people who come here for vacation. but is it just me or do you people also find these types of people a little childish lol. but i just thought i would share this with you lol later people shadow

Ok Wtf
JUST WHO KEEPS REPORTING THESE PICS AS NSFW? I JUST MOVED LIKE 10 PICS TO A DIFFERENT FOLDER CAUSE THEY WERE REPORTED. FIRST OF ALL LET ME APPOLOGIZE IF I OFFENDED ANYONE. GRRRRRRRRRRRR...NEXT TIME WARN ME. TY MISS. SAVANNAH

Ok...wtf!
If you would have asked me 3 days ago if I thought I was going to have to bury my mother I would have said yes! Now...the women is pulling through...granted I don't know what type of neurological damage she may have but she is fighting like hell! Wow...what a relief!! I just wanted to let you all know and say thanks for being so awesome I really appreciate it... Talk to you soon...

Ok Wth Is Wrong With The World? Kellogg To Raise Nutrition Of Kids' Food
ok im shocked that kelloggs caved and fell for this shit i remember as a kid eating their cereals and no one worrying about if i was an over weight kid in fact no one worried about us kids rideing our bike without a helmet or roller skateing with out knee and elbow pads on do you remember the game dodge ball they arent allowed to play that any more for fear of the kids getting hurt wth if you think about it all a kid has to do is trip over their own 2 feet and can get hurt and now "parents groups" and "nutrition groups" want to make sure the kids arent getting fat wth if they hadnt taken recess out of school and did away with gym class the kids of this country wouldnt be getting fat!!!! now also if parents would take respossibility for their actions as in takeing away the xboxs and the playstations and sending the kids out side to run and play they wouldnt have to worry about them getting fat all im trying to say is remember when you were a kid you ate the same cereals that were nam

Ok... Wtf?!
Is it just my choice of girlfriends or is it every woman that reads into every lil thing I say or do WAAAAYY too much..? I swear to god my gf caught part of a convo (and I know this is what she's mad about cause its the only reason she could be mad..) that she assumes was about her tho it wasn't.. and is All pissed off at me. Ok.. I was talkin with my friends about my "first time" and i mentioned the fact that it wasn't as amazing as I thought it would be and I guess I was just better with my hand (referring to my first...) and she assumed I was talkin bout her. she had caught other parts of the convo and realized it was about sex.. but now she won't even talk to me about it and she keeps saying nothing is wrong.. its so much fun..... >.< Is it just me that get the ones that do that? I read into shit wrong sometimes but I will fuckin talk about it if I read into it that much... Why can't women just say what they mean and mean wtf they say?! GRRR!!

Ok....wtf
Ok...some of youwill have no clue what I am talking about...some of you will. It has been brought to my attention that a certain fu "friend" upon being pissed off at me for her own actions..has been spreading a bunch of bullshit on here. I hvae not previously rsponded to any of her shit. I am doing this to let th record be set straight. I do not know anyone named Rob...I was never on a 3way call with her and this mystery man talking about any fucking road trip..NOR was I have phone sex with said dude I do not know while she was on the phone. The ONLY trip I am going on this summer is to NY..per usual to see Johnny. I find it sad that in the aftermath of the bullshit that she has to stoop to literally making shit up to make herself feel batter or me look worse. Those of you who know and talk to me I am sure will know this to be bullshit...those of you that dont...well I suppose your opinion is not all that important to me. *end rant*

Ok Wtf
I have start out by saying I am no saint by any means but I do attempt to be a good person. I don't like to see people hurt or go without the things they need to have a good comfortable life. And no I am not a sociologist person I believe we should be able to make good on our own, i.e start a business make some money, be a lawyer, doctor or what ever floats your boat... make good money or just get buy what ever makes you happy. But everyone needs a fair shake. There is no reason to take stuff away from people that are good people and have families to support. They make it so hard for some to get by anymore its sad at times. I can't say weather the president is doing good or not since we hit this subject, but thus so far all the money giving to companies that was controlled by a bunch greedy people and lost it; even if necessary to get the economy fixed I guess it needed to be done, but some of that could have been giving to the general public. Even a messily 800 bucks as most rumored a

Ok Yall I Fucked Up
and im really really really sorry, i would never purposely try to lie about someone it turns out that they were doing maintinence on his site at the time. he didnt have anyone blocked and i feel super bad so just know that i was wrong adoniss contest is not rigged i just jumped the gun Beth

Ok Ya'll
i set up one of those voice mail thingies on here let the drunk dialing begin! ok really it's only like 1pm...but..hook me up..i want to hear your voices :) *kisses* and yes i left a msg on there and yes i sound like a total dork lol

Ok Ya No Named Bitch
IF I FIND OUT YA NO NAMED JENNY CRAIG, LIPOSUCTION, STOMACH BANDING WENCH HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS. YOU WILL WISH YA NEVER CROSSED ME. THE FAMILY WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE DONE ON CT. YOUR ACTIONS ARE CHILDISH AND A NEWBORN HAS MORE MATURITY THEN YOU DO!!!

Ok Ya'll Buck Up And Comment !!!
BrattyBytch needs some Fubar love shown and and we all know She's helped more than a few of us in our times of lingering .. So come one and drag your butts over to her profile and show her some Real Fubar Luv !!! BrattyBytch@ fubar

Ok Yah Lazy
So lazy that husband calls my phone from upstairs to ask if he can just make me some pasta dinner rather than go out like I asked him via text message. Because see walking up the stairs is hard. In a cranky ass mood don't know if I want to just go to bed or attempt conversation.

Ok Yall Know Im Tech Illit Now Its Posted Lol
PAY ATTENTION: Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, wasn't even in the rule.He made the children laugh and play, To have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, Illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, Or even speak his name. Everyday got worse and worse, And days turned into years.Instead of hearing children laugh, We heard gun shots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime, That's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, And teach our kids to pray!...

Ok Yeah...
OK. So last night, I had this dream that I dyed my hair light pink with purple streaks. In my dream, I loved it, and my mom hated it. My two fav things in the world! I also had this wig. It was dark pink with blue streaks. It was kinda weird. I put the wig on and was asking what people thought with my hair like that. Most loved it, a few hated it. Then I'd wip it off and revel the lighter colors my hair actually was now, and they'd either be plesently surprised or alost have a heart attack. I also remember swiming in the dream. And I was at this hotel that often appears in my dreams. I don't think it actually exists, but in my dream world, it reappears often. It's not actually that great of a hotel. Kinda crappy actually. One side doesn't even have an elevator, just a tall ass ladder. Anyway. I was bored so I thought I'd share...

Ok Yeah
so chris calls me up at liek 1030 chris is a good friend always good to see him, and says hey gonna be in the area come hang out. so ok i go ok ive decided people suck, not chris mind you but i would so much rather be with my cupcake right now..

Ok You All
Have to do without me for the rest of the nite. I have a date with Ryan Seacrest and then Sawyer from LOST! What can I say I am a busy gal. But don't you worry I will be back bright and early to rock your world! Sweet Dreams My Pretties...The flying monkeys will be watchin!

Ok You Know It's Going To Be An Interesting Night When...
5 of your ex boyfriends msg you on myspace..when they're all in the same friggin room... perhaps i shouldn't have dated friends heh they're going out to the bars and msging me again later i haven't talked to them in years..do i really leave that big of an impression??? lol SHOT!!! did i mention most of them are married now..ftw!

Ok, You Can Laugh At Me, I Deserve It
let me tell you a story For a long time, i wanted to buy here a gifrt for my closest and sweetest cherry friend. so, i was saving bucks, waiting for the right moment... last night, just before logging out, i see 'IT'S HAPPY HOUR' !!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i jump on my keyboard....... i click on my friend's name , which was on my 'bar tab' and i buy a sweet gift , hurrying up before Happy Hours is over (we never know) i add a sweet comment with the git and click on 'Buy now'...... then , i see this screen coming out : you succesfully bought a gift to 'terri' wait !!!!!!!!!! terri ????? who is terri ? it's not terri, come one !!!!!!?????? what have i done ???? so, i clilck on the link 'terri' : this one was a freshmeat who just registered in cherrytap; its name came in my bar tab just wneh i clicked on it and i did not notice it. well, i guess this guy must have been surprised to see a man offering him some 'diamonds ear rings' as a welcome gift in cherry. i sent a ma

Ok You Pimp Daddies An Dime Piece Gangstas!
Ok,you pimp daddies an dime piece gangstas! ...Let's hit da hood,find us some hoochies an go GHETTO!.....Find some fine young thang,plant her an be us some farmers!...WORD!....Peace out homies,check ya with style!.....Yo!

Ok You All This Is What I'm Offering You All!
Ok you all here is the deal I'm willing to make you all something. I do morphs, the rate, fan and add me pic's I also do Photograph pic's. If you would like a Morph it would be 100 fubucks If you would like a Rate, Fan, Add Me it would be 200 fubucks(only becasue there's more pic's to do) If you would like the Photograph pic 100 fubucks Also if you want say 2 morphs I will give you a Photograph pic of your choice. If you get an Rate, Fan, Add Me I will give you a Morph or Photograph pic of your choice. And if you get 2 Photograph I will give you a morph of your choice. ****Pls send me a message of what you want and I will get back to you!****

Ok You Define Happiness
Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'

Ok You Wanker
holly tortillas batman........... look i was on this site b4 like in 06 on and off.. i do not give a shit about points if you rate my pic i think you like it if i like your pic i will rate ... but you demanding attention whores really need to get a life.. i may have rated you but you told an anarchist to rate you back... buahahahahahahaha! you can SUKADICK! i love people rates comments but come one.. are there any real people left ????????????? seriously..... if this is posed as an online bar i can say i have met cooler people in real bars.. laughing... and hey naked chicks with daddy issues and the personality of a stuffed animal.. same goes to you.. all you people care about is points do you not see how pointless that is.. no pun ... do you even read profiles do you want to get to know people. ugghhh i could go on but talk about the decline of the western civilization .

Ok, You Stupid
fucks. Get a clue. If using IM programs "fucks" your computer or you "get viruses" its NOT the fault of the IM. Its YOUR fault for having a low rent, shitbag computer OR more esp not having a complete internet security program loaded on your machine. Even the most BASIC computer can effectively run an IM program. Theres NO excuse for not having them or using them. Its either youre a broke POS with a matching POS computer, youre an idiot who doesnt know how to function a computer or youre too cheap or stupid to buy or know how to properly use net security software. And DONT CLICK links in IMs. Again, thats YOUR fault if you "get viruses" if you do that. Stop being stupid when on the net or using a PC. Ive used all three IMs for over nine years, over 40 hours a week with NO infections or "issues" and I havent always had security software loaded either. If *I* can do it, YOU can too, dumbasses.

Ok You Decided If You Think Its Fair
OKAY TODAY I HAD A FRIEND GOT HIS PRIMARY PIC TOLD IT WAS NSFW...THIS IS A MAN WITH TATS...WHO IS AGAIN A MALE...I WENT INTO SUPPORT AND WAS TOLD TO REPORT PIC THAT WERE NSFW...I DID WHAT THEY TOLD ME...AND THEN I GET HIT UP IN SB SAYING WHY AM I REPORT SFW PIC...IM SORRY REGARDLESS IF IT IS A PRIMARY PIC OR A PIC IN A FOLDER THEN YOU SHOULD MARK IT NSFW...I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK AT A WOMANS BRA CLEVAGE OR THEM IN A SHOWER...YOU SHOULD MARK IT NSFW...THAT GIVES ME THE CHOICE TO LOOK IN YOUR FOLDER OR NOT...I BELIEVE THERE IS TO MUCH FAVS GOING ON HERE...BECAUSE IF U ARE NOT IN A CLICK WITH THE HIGHER POWERS AND YOU ARE A AVERAGE OR BELOW AVERAGE LOOKING PERSON THEN YOU CAN DO WHAT THE OTHERS CAN...SO YOU DECIDE IF THIS IS FAIR OR NOT...OH AND WE SHOULD REMEMBER THIS WE ARE AT A ADULT SITE AND U MUST BE 18 OR OLDER SO REMEMBER WE ARE AGAIN BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THE SCHOOL IS DIVIDED BEWTEEN THE WELL KNOWNS AND THE UNDER ACHIEVERS...SO YOU KNOW WHO WILL GET THE SPECIAL TREATMENT DONT Y

Ola And Greg Biffle. Jimmie Joh
INDIANAPOLIS -- Denny Hamlin has won pole position for the Brickyard 400, turning a lap of 182.763 mph in Saturdays qualifying. Its the 11th pole of Hamlins career and his second this season. Hamlin also won the pole at California earlier this year. Carl Edwards qualified second in his first race weekend with new crew chief Chad Norris, followed by Joey Logano, Aric Almirola and Greg Biffle. Jimmie Johnson qualified sixth. Jeff Gordon was ninth, Juan Pablo Montoya was 12th and Tony Stewart was 28th. The Brickyard 400 is Sunday afternoon. Cheap Jerseys China . Villaneuva had won four consecutive starts before allowing four runs on seven hits over six innings in a 5-3 loss at Seattle last Wednesday. In one career start against Tampa Bay, the right-hander surrendered a career-high eight runs in just 2 2/3 innings in August of 2011. Cheap NHL Jerseys . -- The Minnesota Vikings have activated running back Adrian Peterson from the physically unable to perform list Sunday, with c

Ola! Flowers For Corporate Business Online
If you are in business of any kind then you probably know that corporate/business flowers are an important marketing tool that can be utilised to best effect at any time of the year, and can best be sent from an online florist that delivers nationwide. Corporate/business flowers include flowers that are used to beautify your offices or whatever business you have. As with any other business contract, it is important that you deal with a florist who understands your needs, is affordable, offers efficient high-quality service, and a dependable nationwide delivery service. Having flowers in your business is very important because: • There is nothing that says class and "We Care" better than a lovely fresh arrangement of flowers in reception • They create a warm and welcoming impression • They improve the environment in which you and your staff work • They promote and enhance your corporate identity • They can be used as a thank-you to clients • They can be sen

Olaya Tagged Me~ And I Get To Tag Others So Here Goes!
Here are the rules: Each player of this game starts with the "6" Weird Things about You." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says 'you are tagged' in their comments and tell them to read your blog. 1. I pray nearly every day because if nothing else I need the practice in asking for help and recognizing that I don’t have all the answers. 2. When I'm listening to music I almost always listen repeatedly to one song over and over again, sometimes a whole day long. 3. I sometimes use my toes like fingers to pick things up. If I’m walking through the house and happen to pass something on the floor that shouldn’t be there, say a pencil, rather than taking the trouble to bend down and pick it up, I’ll just grab it between my first and second toe and lift my foot up to meet my hand. I then put it where

Olbermann: Rudy Giuliani Crossed The Line
Olbermann: Rudy Giuliani Crossed the Line ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The Truth - SPREAD It! Date: Sep 30, 2007 9:16 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jerry Date: Sep 30, 2007 8:50 PM

Olbermann Dubs Ford ‘worst Person In The World’
If you ask Keith Olbermann, Rob Ford is the worst person in the world. Toronto’s mayor was featured in Olbermann’s Worst Persons segment of his Countdown program Friday for his behaviour when he called 911 after his encounter with This Hour has 22 Minutes’ Mary Walsh. “The new conservative executive (in Toronto) has had a rough start but never was it rougher than Monday,” the political pundit said. Early Monday morning Ford was approached by Walsh,tiffany outlet in character as Marg Delahunty, on the driveway of his Etobicoke home. Ford then called 911. The CBC, citing anonymous police sources, reported that Ford said, “You ... bitches! Don't you f---ing know? I'm Rob f---ing Ford, the mayor of this city!” Police Chief Bill Blair has since said that these reports are inaccurate, and that Ford never used the word “bitches.” Olbermann read all but the first remark on-air as he railed against Ford and named him the worst person i

Old
Yes,the same type of bulletins....the same type of messages-rate me look at my pics etc...COME ON can we cpme up with something new!! I like the concept of this site,and its a better alterative than myspace,but lets come up with some fresh stuff here. How about posting some your personal thoughts.or some poems,art,music etc... Everyone is useing the same ideas from myspace and bringing them here. Oh and I see alot messages like my "cam is on" , OR "rate me" . A good site like this should be used for more creative thinking. Are we all here to get our egos boosted or to intrigue ones thoughts? And I noticed another thing to...theres ALOT of concieted people like myspace! O well just thought I would vent,throw my thoughts at all my friends. PEACE!

Old
I had written this a while back, i just found it on my comp. so i thought i would post it. I don't know why but i must let you go even though i love and care for you so i know it hurts, but please dont cry but my love i have to say goodbye i will remember every moment including this like when we first met, and our very first kiss and the day you said yes and brought me eternal bliss for i was merely a peaasent who had captured the heart of a queen it was so unreal, almost like a dream then tragedy struck and you stood by me and helped me through beuatifully with your warm smile and caring heart but im not better, i'm still torn apart you see, i just cant get it through my head that my mom is actually dead i look as fine as can be but thats becuase thats what i want you to see and inside it hurts the worst much more pain than when they got divorced and now im just lost in this great big land all alone with out a friend to hold my hand i look on in disbelief

Old?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM OR COULD HE??? AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL. "YES. YE! yes, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED! HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-O

Old...
hmm, am i crazy? Is it bad when you want something you cant have? But to also want something you know you shouldnt have? Is it wrong to love the person who makes you happy, but can never see you? Is it wrong to want to hurt them also? I think that the most important thing to happen to someone is for them to become one with another. And I think that it should only happen when you bind together during sex. There is nothing like that rush of being pulled into a euphoria of pleasure. To feel that persons heart beat go with yours. To have that breath breathe with yours. To feel your body intertwine and come to an ultimate climax of pleasure and metal combatibility. It is a beautiful thing. I believe everyone should experience. Kat

Old
“I want to grow old without facelifts... I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I've made. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you”

Old
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE! How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the rear. Life would be infinitely happier i

Old
OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Old 33
Just when you think you found a beer that you can call your very own,homebrewed in state not an import from NJ or CO, or from MO, but locally brewed and tasting good, they sell the company to The King of Beers. I hate fuc-ing Bud, it tastes like a burnt turd, now they will probably ruin the taste of my Green Bottled Rolling Rock. I drank three ice colds ones this afternoon and I am feeling like I need more beer. Sounds like time for a road trip, or in my case a trip to the basement. I have more there just waiting to be enjoyed. Cheers ! Thank God for Beer, because, Iam a drunk

Old
Old is when... A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming up," says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?" The old woman replies, "So nny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold

Old?
Seconds, minutes, hours, days... Passing by in many ways Leaving footprints on my life Giving and receiving smiles... Frowns and fears, joys and fun Many things have just begun Some are over, never back Never easy to get the track Thirty is the key word here Happy Birthday - don't forget to cheer ;) Ok ok, I'm not that shy - B-day wishes and greetings are very welcome :)

Old....
Sure I've Gotten Old... I've had 2 Bypass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But.....Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

Old
Was in respoce to what i wrote wish it was true - tired of being sick (i will take care of u) and being treated like shit (i will treat u great). i'm a good person (u are awesome!) and i dont deserve what i've been though in my life (u are ABSOLUTELY right). i have a huge heart (a good thing) and i'm WAY to forgiving (a good and bad quality) and people take advantage of that (i would never...). i only fight for what i believe in and who i believe in (u have excellent strength). finding out not all are willing to fight (i stand by those significant to me) they run when things get to hard (i never run, i fight to the death).

Old
I don't want to be be hated for who I am inside Labeled for how I stand Not many people can see the real me You don't know what it's like to be me To be constantly misunderstood To be not belived in that you can succeed No longer listening to how I feel My fate is something I don't know I just want to run away and leave This place with you is not for me Never was never will be again Always at war with myself All of you act as if you want to help But you don't really know me So how could you care You don't know the real me I will be honest now Since I cannot say these things to you I am not doing so good I miss you so much Need you so badly I love you more than words can express I want you to come home I know I make mistakes I know I stress you out But this is who I am And if you love someone You have to accept all of them

Old
Let me lay my head upon your chest tonight And close my eyes against the harsh light I am weary and my world is sad This wordly strife turns me to you Won't you just hold me tonight Though friends will fail you Or move far away We will always have each other In my love for you You've become my solace Your tenderness is my saviour It soothes each care Forever I'd remain in your arms Just to have you in my life

Old
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

Old
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!''OLD' IS WHEN.... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the d

Old Angst
Alone I sit... contemplating reality killing off adversity loving you and hating me. Murderous visions invade the temples of my mind. Killing is bliss, dying divine... Such was the angst of my teen years. And now, with a family, and a house, and bills, and responsibilities, I find that the old angst has been replaced by a new one. Satisfied and restless, sad and sublime. The hardest part is that even with the angst, which used to fuel my writing, I have nothing to say. Not on paper. Talk to me on the phone and I will fill your day with endless minutes of diatribe on something or other. But ask me to put it on paper? You ask too much! And I feel as though I've let myself down. If there was one thing I could do, it was write. Now anything I pen is just short of mediocre...I'm a modestly good parent, I am a horrible housekeeper and an OK cook. So where does that leave me? Replacing my old angst with a new one...getting old. Love you guys!

Old And Alone
Old and alone I have only 1 home I am poor and in a senior community It is filthy and dirty I remember the day so vividly I was on my motorcycle doing about 20 I was a lawyer successful and young I went to college to have a great life It had only begun The car came fast and hit me hard The man was drunk and did not know what he had done He was rich and full of himself He was scared I would die My family might sue him into hell Well now I sit 75 I could of been rich Now I only want to die My brain was shook So no more work I could of had a good life If it wasnt for that drunk crook He stole my life that day Now the politicians want to play With everything I own Which surely is not much Family left long ago far and wide I sit here now as a senior citizen with no more tears to cry

Old Age Wins
An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a >large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and >some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for >swimming when it was built. > >One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't >been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket >to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting >and laughing with glee. > >As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in >his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the >deep end of the pond. > >One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" > >The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim >naked or make you get out of the pond naked." >Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." > >Moral: Old age and cunni

Old And New
sit and drink and think of you wonderin what to do cant believe this years gone by boy time sure does fly Im on the porch rain is comin thru gonna get myself a new tattoo and try livin my life again soon the old one will end I got somethin in my head im like a book youve already read im just thinking of you and what the hell am i supposed to do If you cant see in me the man you want me to be then i guess you better get along and ill keep movin on but if put a litte faith in me ill be that man you want to see and ill keep you safe at night and be the one to hold you tight and take away your pain and be the sunshine in your rain

The Old And The New
Just because something or someone new comes into your life, the old never really goes away. Its like looking for a new dog, after the one you had for 18 years leaves you. You think you want an energetic, cute, cuddily puppy, but what you find you are drawn too is the one that has those eyes that look at you just like the one that left did, his fur has the same silky touch and his wet sloppy kisses give you the exact same feeling in the pit of your stomach. So, you may choose something or someone new, but the old always has a very special place in your heart.

Old Age
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,Florida... From the Police Log from Sarasota, Florida; An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...... For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12packs in the front seat... A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to

Old About Me~;)>
Well, I'm single after ten years. She was diagnosed with Bi-Polar and started taking phychotics and breaking my shit, so I decided it was best for some time apart. So I quit my job and hauled ass out of York, PA. Yeah, I was making pretty good money but it didn't add up to the happyness I was looking for, Money isn't everything muthafukas, but I'd like to see you live without it. So I moved back to my stomping grounds in WV on 10/25/06 w/my mom for the time being until I get back on my feet again. I love my mom and grandparents which by the way are McCoys. Anyway, I got my job back at Quad Graphics and everything is going smoothly, they already moved me up to the 2nd pressman position. I used to work there five years ago and was training to be a 2nd then. So if you ever pick up a National Geographic or Victoria's Secret, we did that. I'm hoping to change the way my life was heading and to make something of this fucked up life that I have been given. I love paintball, so if anyone

Old Ass
How many of you remember the movie "Pump up the volume" with christian slater? I remember seeing it in grade school with my brother and my buddy joe gaffeny. i remember when we got out of the theater we all wanted to start our own pirate radio broadcast. none of us did but i still think it would have been a good idea. Well tahts all i have to say about that. "TALK HARD!!!!!"---Happy Harry Hard-On

Old And Very Self Indulgent !
Wretch Old wounds no longer feel dead flesh that can never heal Numb sensation through tears of remorse becoming dull through re injury of course The stab that wounds my spirit this day leaves an ache that never goes away Held from me the love I can not hold feel my heart growing tired and cold Promise broken and used to punish innocent child I fight the hatred but my mind runs wild With thoughts of vengeance and desire to inflict pain teach the hateful one a lesson for being so vain Let her suffer as she has done to everyone dear I feel the fate drawing close, the conclusion is near Her little house of cards will soon begin to fall built on lies and misdeeds the crux of it all My wound has become numb and malignant way out of norms I feel it's time to amputate the cancer in all of its forms To never have contact with the vicious evil wench from hell would do my heart good and give us all a break from the smell Of rot and decay from this moral

An Old Angry Blog
fuck this shit. im done. Nice Guys Always Finish Last. fuck that. im tired of losing the race. im going to gain some ground. i apologize in advance if me being an asshole offends anyone. this is just an angry blog. im not so sure i should write these after twelve hour shifts of non stop hard labor. and for what, for who? money is nice-but not if you have no one to share it with. not that i want anyone. im thinking i might just stay single as long as i can. maybe some dating here and there. no marrige, no kids, no commitment, no drama. i use to want kids, big house, family, dog, fireplace.... fuck that noise. thats just a fancy long phrase for drama. girls NEVER know what they want. even if they think they do. i think most of em want 5 differnt guys at the same time. each one to answer one of their needs. im tired of girls being attached to me like im the hottest thing since sliced bread, and all of a sudden decide they don't like carbs or some shit. i like friend

Old Age Has Its Advantages
Subject: Old age has its advantages Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to > get a > physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris > walking down > the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. > A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris > and > said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" > Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. > 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" > The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, > 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"

Old Ass Poem I Wrote...called "dreams"
Dreams 3/19/02 4:02 A.M. What i hope and wish for often alludes me there but never nearly close enuff for me to grasp i ask for the foresight to go foward with my forncation but watchful eyes never leave and so i keep you in my dreams amazing technicolor rendations of forbidden acts fact and fantasy intertwine until my dreams are deferred perfering your flesh over the coldness of my pillow my willow weeps when i wake and all that remains is the 'tears' stuck to me as a reminder of what will never be exploring the shores of yout seas hoping to see things that can be viewed in my dreams these contagious never ending forbidden exquisite dreams as i careen further into your abyss forever lost in your eyes and thighs but i dispise the only way that i can have you is like this your beauty only being fully realized while i slumber i often wonder what would wondering without waking would be like slipping further into slumber slowly letting my sexuality set in the 'stake

Old Age Sucks!
A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love ... At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."

Old Age
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What’s Your Mental Age? MY RESULT:Middle Aged Regardless of how old your body is, up in your head, you’re paying mortgages and complaining about back pain. That's great that you're so mature, but remember: it's okay to cut loose and act young every once in a while. Do your wild side a favor and stay up past 10:00 one night this week. Take This Quiz!

Old Aunts And Marriages.....
An easy remedy for those who have problems with their old aunts... ...who come up to you at weddings, and poke you in the ribs, cackling, and tell you that you're next. They will stop if you do the same thing to them at funerals....

Old And Still Funny...
Sorta sums me up... :) Subject: High Urinals High Urinals A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grad

Old Age, I Decided, Is A Gift.
The other day a young person and my significant other, asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, pizza, or for not making my

Old Age Is A Gift
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko th

Old Age Is A Gift ((not That I Am Old Yet!!)) Lol....
Received from a friend of mine.... *************************************************** The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of

Old Age Sex
At 70 years of age,JOE is dating Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new lover is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their first date she and Joe should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged lover may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the first date festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Joe, her 70 year old sweetheart ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Joe takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Joe Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the lovers are done, Joe kisses his sweetheart bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Joe is ba

An Old Air Plane To Take Down Another??
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/08/forced.landings.ap/index.html Pulled over by an F-16 Story Highlights FAA's "no-fly" air zone included area air show Sunday F-16s intercept at least four antique airplanes and escort them out of area Pilots were apparently unaware of the no-fly zone extended Sunday Pilots were being interviewed by the Secret Service; could face penalties EMMITSBURG, Maryland (AP) -- The skies were empty at a charity air show after participants were escorted out of the area by F-16 fighter jets sent up because President Bush was in town. The president's security no-fly air zone was extended Sunday and included the Hagerstown, Maryland, event, but at least four pilots of antique airplanes who were supposed to join the charity show were apparently unaware of the Federal Aviation Administration restrictions. They were intercepted by F-16s and escorted out of the area, federal officials said. Bush was speaking at the National Fallen Firefighters Memori

Old As Poem I Wrote Long Time Ago
Life is truly unforgiving As I look toured the everlasting night I remember the darkest of day’s of my life. But as it has been said the past is the past what has been done can not be undone And only the future will show me the way to the dream of the resurrection of my soul And only time will stand testament to the abomination’s and torment that I unleashed In my life time. One day I hope to be forgiven for my sin’s in life. But as I have stated though out my life I believe in justice You do the crime you do the time and your soul will pay the toll. And I do believe that my debt to society shall never be paid in full For I’m just another wasted youth that society has cranked out with its broken machine And as days get grimmer, I stop to hope that my child will not forget me only her forgiveness is what I truly seek in this sick sad world of disalussion, this is all i truly ask for my life is short even though like my brother i believe i can not die life wont let me

Old Age
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko tha

Old Age Games‏
1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN:1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. . Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thought for the week Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started

Old Age, I Decided, Is A Gift.
am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra coo kie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. W

The Old And New Year
The Old and New Year 2007 Well here we are in the finale days of of one of the worst years I have seen in my life. From this Goof Ball thinking we might beleive he isn't gay. PostSmile! As if our government isn't screwed up enough, too PostSmile! Britney Spears running around without her panties, well ok that wasn't that bad. Then you have another Clinton running for President. PostSmile! With gas prices at an all time high people have to come up with new modes of transportation. PostSmile! Fashon has even gone to an all time low. PostSmile! The are teaching sex in or schools. PostSmile! Mediacom says they have improved the speed of your internet conection and charge you twice as much. PostSmile! While I was putting this worthless reflection of the year together the Assholes at the oil company's raised the price again. PostSmile! Hell even the movies this year sucked. PostSmile! I bough

Old About Me
I'm not perfect. My hair doesn't always perfectly fall into place. I stink at matching, i'm really good at making messes, and my feet often need oxygen. I fall in love when I don't want to and i can't just love when i should I have a tendency to see the good in people which i am beginning to think is not such a good thing, I have your shoulder to cry on, I love people and sometimes think days are a must! I might just be an eternal optimist, I'm a major dork and some people think i'm a little crazy but i have a good time and i love it! I'm not like most of the other girls. I plan on changing your life forever. I admire someone who can accept how they feel n who they are and act on it. I think if i don't risk it all i'll never get what i want. For me right now life is about having the most fun and learning more about who I am and where to go next from here, I'm no longer looking for love b/c when it's ready it will find me. I don't know what I would do with out my girls and a late night

Old Age
Sunday, January 21, 2007 ANSWERS IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION Current mood: distressed So the other day I was kicking ass at a certain game show while sitting with two old heads.They kept telling me to shut up 'cause they wanted to hear it for themselves and the woman said she loved to hear the HOST especialy. Im sitting there bored out of my mind when I get the idea to include the two old folks in my game.I tried to act like I was having trouble with the answer so they butted in telling me how its done 'cause old folks love to do that shit.It was part of my master plan though.I intended to have fun pissing them off by getting dumber with each question the easier the question the worse I got until the man said" jesus H. christ son I know you knew that answer we just got through talking about that".At this I said well it got you two ancient fuckers out of your seats didnt it? Well after our game show marathon which consisted of only two but that is for me a marathon, 'cause I p

Old Age
Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror, but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. Whose business is it if I choose

Old And New Dream Team Bombers!!!!
/> THE DREAM TEAM IS IN THE HOUSE! STOP BY AND READ OUR RULES TO BECOME A DREAM TEAM PLAYER! ~CHECK OUT THE HOME PAGE CENTRAL: ~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE FREE STYLE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA' on '2008-03-27 19:53:30')

The Old Age Song
The Old Age Song by LateNiteFantasy© "Do you want to live forever?" Was the question of my youth And the answer then was "I'll damn sure try!" Now -that I am older And wiser, so they say "Hell no." would be my reply. An eternity of senility, Of old age aches and pains. Or the peace and quiet Of a restful timely grave. It really isn't hard for me to choose. To watch my friends and loved ones Grow old and pass away, While I lived on and on would be a hellish curse. Better far to pass away when the Reaper comes. And let the generations yet to come Live out their own days. I've lived my life as I saw fit. Forever's not for me. And as for the afterlife, Well, I'll just have to wait and see. "Do you want to live forever?" Is a question for the young And every person has to answer In his or her own way Now you've heard the question, and you've heard my say. You can tell me of your answers when we meet again someday.

Old Age
Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be ..Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken back by that old person that lives in my mirror, but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avant guard on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen

Old Age
may your bleeding piles torment you may corns adorn your feet may the crabs the size of cockroaches crawl on ur balls and eat but when ur old and feeble and ur mind is a nervous reck may u fall throught ur asshole and break ur fuckin neck

Old Age
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think,since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so tha

Old Absinthe House
Old Absinthe House HAUNTED PLACES: JEAN LAFITTE'S OLD ABSINTHE HOUSE ADDRESS: 240 Bourbon Street, New Orleans, LA 70130. Web-Site: oldabsinthehouse.com LOCATION: THE 200 year old ABSINTHE HOUSE Bar has long been found on the corner of Bourbon St and Bienville St. Description: “EVERYONE YOU HAVE KNOWN OR EVER WILL KNOW, EVENTUALLY ENDS UP AT THE OLD ABSINTHE HOUSE” ".....But our business is with the heart of things; we must go beyond the crude phenomena of nature if we are to dwell in the spirit. Art is the soul of life and the Old Absinthe House is the heart and soul of the old quarter of New Orleans." This two-story, Spanish-style building that was constructed in 1806, is now owned by Tony Moran, who has three different service businesses in this building, making good use of its space. The outside of this building is very appealing, in great shape, as is the inside of this classic New Orleans structure. Coming through the front door, the visitor enter

Old About Me...
This is what I used to have in my about me. My whole life was turned upside down on 7-27-08 I was stabbed in the stomach 3 times by some pussy as dude.My 2 nephews were wit me at the time so it was fucked up cuz he stabbed n tried 2 rob me right n front of a 12 & a7 yr. old.Heput a whole thru my liver w/1st stab then other 2 stabs put 2 holes n my small intestine.It sucked really bad the 1st couple of months after it happened but now I'm getn back 2 normal can't workout like I used 4a while but I can already do curls again : ) But where I had a sexy flat unscarednstomach I got stab hole scars drain tube scars n a big scar down my abswhere they had to cut me open take my intestines out run water thru them 2 find all the holes n patch um. Soo I got an excuse to take Roxi 30's now. I just take um when I hurt mainly.: ) So I'll be starting school soon 2 learn suum easy I can make alota money at without hurtn my liver.

Old About Me....blah Blah Blah
I just moved my old "About Me" section here if anyone cares to read it. I do highly suggest reading it though, if you care to converse with me. If you've found this and bothered to make it over here in the first place then you've already got bonus points in my book... NOTE TO THE INSECURE TYPES WHO ARE STOPPING BY TO CHECK ME OUT because you think I am gonna steal your FuMan or FuHubby. Please. I don't have a problem meeting men in real life and this site THRIVES ON flirting. It happens. If I put a heart as a profile comment it means I've stopped by and rated him, not that I want to run away with him and make babies. If you can't get over that then maybe you should try a different site. I assure you that my inbox and/or shoutbox are *ALWAYS* open if I am doing anything that is giving you that not-so-fresh feeling. Please talk to me about it like the adults we are, rather than spreading nasty rumors or gossip. If you choose to go the gossip route, just remember karma's a bitch. I am

The Old About Me.
This is my old about me. Im not this hostile person anymore. People grow don't they? ==== REAL QUICK: from here on out, comments made on my status that have nothing to do with my status won't be posted. If you want to stop by and leave love, do so in the comment section. Don't be lazy, scroll down and enter the comment there.---What is there to say? I'm here mainly because I'm bored, and enjoying the equivalent of high school drama unfold on a digital landscape might cause a few hours to pass by (this isn't my first rodeo here so to speak).That said, I'm actually quite the nice guy once you get to know me. Just take some time to say hi and we can chat it out.I use this site to make friends. Not to boost my own ego, not to gain levels, or whatever. To that end I won't set up a bomb folder, I won't ever subject anybody to tons of pictures of me, or any showing off my wang. But i do appreciate honesty, showing skin doesn't hurt, but I don't need to see 300 pictures of you taken in your

Old, But Amazing Song.
Patty Loveless-How can I help you say goodbye. Through the back window of a '59 wagon I watched my best friend Jamie slippin' further away I kept on waving 'till I couldn't see her And through my tears, I asked again why we couldn't stay Mama whispered softly, Time will ease your pain Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye? It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry Come, let me hold you and I will try How can I help you to say goodbye? I sat on our bed, he packed his suitcase I held a picture of our wedding day His hands were trembling, we both were crying He kissed me gently and then he quickly walked away I called up Mama, she said, Time will ease your pain Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye? It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry Come, let me hold you and I will try How can I help you to say goodbye? Sitting with Mama alone in her bedroom

Old But Worthy
agony In the rush to become what is ideal failing to think about what I feel working so hard to live up to expectation see the thing I became for others elation loosing all that I held dear giving in to all for sake of fear beholding the path that I had taken Feeling so lost, alone, and forsaken price paid in blood and sweat held cheap too high a price when the pain cuts so deep lesson learned and change given its due be true to myself and no one else new guard and beware of those called friend trust in no one until life is at an end selfish uncaring masses live and turn to dust believing the lie that the world is just By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Old Blog Entry
Caution: this is a long post. Basically a rant about my life. Read it, don't read it. I don't give a fuck. This has been building up for a long time and if I don't get it out i'll break down. This is for anyone who has ever known me. Anyone who has even known the health problems I have gone through. Ya know, normally I'm an upbeat, good mood, go with the flow kind of person. This all changed on 02/9/06. Basically I was born with multiple health problems, kidney trouble being one of those. All my life has been filled with Dr's. I don't think there has been a yr that has gone by that I haven't had some sort of "major" problem. I was born with a blockage in my bladder that destroyed my kidneys. I was hospitalized numerous times as a child. Almost dying quite a few of those times. I always knew growing up that I would have to have a transplant and was told that it would probably have to happen when I hit puberty. Ok.. So no big deal. I thought I would get the transplan

An Old Blog..but It Describes My Feelings I Guess
And I fell in love. It was something about the sun beaming down and the stars coming out at night that made me feel alive. It was the sound of the ocean waves crashing that made me believe in my dreams again. Its something about that season that makes you believe in yourself when no one does, it makes me believe that somewhere out there, someone cares about me if they made a season full of life changing expeiriences and promises that were never broken. It was simple, I fell in love with summer. It was like driving while its raining and waiting to put on the windsheild wipers so that the rain begins to accumlate infront of you. The minitue you turned that switch, it dissapears. Much like my mistakes, they accumulated, but there was never a switch to make them go away. But no matter how fast the wind sheild wipers went, for a split second there would always be a little bit of rain, my mistakes followed me around and no matter how hard

Old But Unpublished...till Now
There was a fire in the fireplace. but now just the embers are red. the dinner has gotten cold and the candles are almost dead. a dozen long stem roses, sit dying in a vace the lights are turned down low, to hide my saddened face. more than just my lover, you were my best friend. so its hard to understand what caused the happiness to end.

Old But Fitting
What kind of love last forever? Love that stands the test of time it is something of a crime That we waste time on those undeserving loosing all in the process quite unnerving Giving freely of who we are without expectation soaring to heights of greatest elation Only to crash and burn in the wreckage finding out that all was a false package Designed to open doors and get inside all the time the evil waits in hide To show it self when least expected leaving us used, alone and dejected This is not love, it is a sin committed by some we have let in With trust and a desire to be true we gave of ourselves for someone who Would love us back as a token never leaving us cold and broken To feel the pain that eats at the soul being left shattered and less than whole We are deserving of the best in life a love that just loves us back without strife Love that completes what we dreamed one for which we have screamed Where is our princess ? Wh

Old But Interesting
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq. 17. The wise men were from Iraq. 18. Peter preached in Iraq. 19. The "Empire of Man" described in

Old Boyfriends
Men I have come to the conclusion that men only want something when they can not have it. I have a close friend that I once dated awhile back. We got very close and I did fall in love with him. It was not what he wanted though he liked dating other women and having me around as well. I have moved passed that in my life and I am able to be close friends with him we talk about everything including his new girlfriend of two years that he is in love with. She gives him the same problems with the relationship that he gave me. (What comes around goes around right) Well when he is drunk he decides to call me up complain and kinda cry on my shoulder about it. I tell him the best way I can think of how to deal with it. Most of the time he will call her and talk mean any ways and of course cause himself more problems. Well to get to the point of this blog. He sometimes decides to tell me I don't need to be with anyone because he wants me back and needs me because he can depend on m

Old Blog But It Suits My Hard Day
I PUT THIS HELMET, GLOVES AND BOOTS ON EVERYDAY SO I CAN GO KICK SOME ASS.THEN WHEN WE GET TO THE TRACK I HAVE TO PUT ANOTHER HELMET,GLOVES,AND THESE QUEER LOOKING SO CALLED PITT SHOES ON. All this so called equipment required is FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION.I ride a bike everyday and i would rather have my bandana on my head than a fucking helmet.The gloves are necessary because if you have a big bumble bee hit you there theres no other pain like it.{except for you mothers theres no comparison}The boots are very important to your feet they are what makes you stand and you always have to stand for what you believe in. what i dont understand is why theres no protection for the heart,im not being negative but if you have ever been hit in the chest by a lugnut it will take the breath out of you.A spinning tire backed by 730 horses they tend to fly.ive been hit dead in the squash by the jackman many times but i will take the shot in the head alot better then one in the

Old Blog From Myspace...
Wow...I never thought... Category: MySpace I could become so jaded...I mean JADED!!! I took a few weeks from myspace...I dont mean I personally boycotted MySpace, i mean I didnt peruse the pages and profiles as I do sometimes. I didnt look for cool bands or dudes to befriend, or pretty girls to persue. I only considered the friend requests I recieved almost every day, and either approved or denied...So the other day I kinda lollygagged in here for a few and posted a blog, read a few bullitens, and started to realize that the way I feel about MySpace and a LOT of the people inthe community, is with distrust, pity, and comtempt. I am so grateful for the few people I really like and respect that I have met here. I have posted about people who mislead, shamelessly self-promote, "collect friends", pimp or whore friends, use MySpace as their platform for narcissistic gratification...so on and so forth...I mean I got really sick of people who feel that "its all about me". Fuck you. It

The Old Beggar-woman
There was once an old woman, but you have surely seen an old woman go a-begging before now. This woman begged likewise, and when she got anything she said, may God reward you. The beggar-woman came to a door, and there by the fire a friendly rogue of a boy was standing warming himself. The boy said kindly to the poor old woman as she was standing shivering thus by the door, come, old mother, and warm yourself. She came in, but stood too near the fire, so that her old rags began to burn, and she was not aware of it. The boy stood and saw that, but he ought to have put the flames out. Is it not true that he ought to have put them out. And if he had not any water, then he should have wept all the water in his body out of his eyes, and that would have supplied two pretty streams with which to extinguish them.

Old But Necessary To Repeat
Ah, this young Airman 1st Class say it all... This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across The World. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through

The Old Biker Trick.....
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After

An Old Blog About The Nature Of Soldiering
This is something I wrote a while back, but thought someone might find it interesting or thought provoking here: Monkey See, Monkey Do Iraq war veteran wins US primary An Iraq war veteran who lost both legs when her helicopter was shot down has won the chance to run for Congress in the US mid-term elections in November. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4834898.stm An American who was ANG running for Senate yippee I can here you all yell.. "and?". Well it got me thinking. After witnessing what was said about John Kerry during the 2004 Presidential elections, I was struck by how little some military even understood the nature of our service, let alone people who "support" or "protest" us. It started me wondering if this woman (as well as several other 'veterans' as Americans like to call them ever call me a veteran and I'll kick the crap out of you!) will be denounced as un-patriotic, peacenik or a coward. Or for her service record to be called into question

Old But Good-2004
as she rises up from the ashes to be born anew....the moon rises above her, the smoke billowing off the ocean, the early morning dense fog surrounds her, the gentle breeze in her hair, the nip of the wind on her skin, she hears a faint sound near her, she stops to stare, dark piercing eyes look at her in the shadows, she is scared at first but feels a sense of calm come over her entire body, in the mist of the darkness she feels a hand reach for hers, she holds out her fragile hand to feel the warmth, of the love of the mysterious stranger, the stranger that has come into her life to make her realize that this is the one, the one that she has searched for through all of the lies, through all of the downfalls in life, through all the heartache, it has lead her to this moment, this treasure in life, the one she can let go with and hold nothing back, for if she goes overboard, she always knows the stranger with the dark piercing eyes will always be there with the rope ready to pull her ba

A Old Boyfriend
I old boyfriend of mine found me on here yesterday. I was shocked haven't seen or talked to him in about 15 years now. I do have to admist it was nice talking to him again. He was my first true love in my life.

Old But Good
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want. " So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ******************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ********************* A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know

Old Blogs
I've decided to post some blogs from another site.I can upload a thousand picks but they can only show people a little about me.The blogs are from the last six months or older.In that time,I have moved from Atlanta back to Milwaukee.

Old Boyfriend
I had this boyfriend and he was the best we were together for 5 yrs and we were gonna get married. We had custody of his son, had a nice little family. Then drugs and alcohol stepped in. The drugs and alcohol ruined the relationship and our little family. Its been 10 yrs now and not much has changed for him, hes been in/out of jail/prison. Homeless and living on the streets. Hes almost died a couple of time from alcohol overdose. I keep my distance from him but when he gets a chance he calls or writes manly when he is locked up or in the hospital. I talk to him when he calls but I dont write. I got a letter from him yesterday hes in prison again and wants me to write. I do care about his well being and I dont want anything to happen to him but I feel if I write or continue to take his calls he will think I want him back. Ive moved on but he hasn't.

Old Before I Was Young.....a Sungodson
I was old before i was young, the question thus becomes, where am i? and where have i run ? from, who am i ? and why do i have this gun? run. away into your pleasantries the beast and i are one. run. away into eternity became a sungod son eternal. not strung along by funds. subdermal. the beast and i are one. run. right back from where you came from. all ive ever needed is the one. me and my monster sungodsons.

Old But Funny
I wrote this awhile back but i still think its hilarous and decided to share it with you. Who knew while hungover i would be so entertaining. hope you enjoy! OK so i have learned i dont recover well from a night of drinking!Here i sit @ 7am in my flannel pj's (shirt wrong side out and i don't give a fuck) with the worst hang over I've ever had in my life. Wondering why i do this to myself. Then it hits i do it cause its fun while its happening and remind myself Tylenol will be my best friend for the better part of the day. I am pretty sure i atleast kept my clothes on while in public ( not positive though)! Not that some articles where not open at one point or another but they stayed in place ( as far as i remember), Till i got home and climbed in bed the first time. Friends showed up and wanted to continue partying so basicly i was adultnabbed. While there i had a feeling something was missing ( ever get those?) I'll be damned i got redressed but didnt put my underclothes back o

Old Blog How I Feel
Here we go. I just watched the sick post on my site maybe this one will get around out there as well. My name is Daniel Dorough and this isn't going to be pretty nor is it going to be politically correct. However this is my thought always. How about we pass a law up in DC that will help end these stupid people from breeding. The law won't be passed cause it isn't "their fault" or "its inhumane" for a modern civilized society to wrap their minds around. To these sick people that agree with the quotes above I have one thing for you. GO FUCKEN JUMP OFF A CLIFF! You punish people that leave their dog outside for 2 days in 100 degree heat. Yet you can't bring yourselves to punish even more harsh the people that beat women and kids. Rape women and kids. All because it is "INHUMAINE". It wasn't the childs fault he/she didn't have a choice. Well guess what neither did the dog. Sex offenders can get out only to repeat the past. Oh there is a list. However when the lawyers that go to f

Old Butch
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks). The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of Tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

Old Barns
A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking. He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway. I told him right off he was crazy. He was a city type, you could tell by his clothes, his car, his hands, and the way he talked. He said he was driving by and saw that beautiful barn sitting out in the tall grass and wanted to know if it was for sale. I told him he had a funny idea of beauty. Sure, it was a handsome building in its day. But then, there's been a lot of winters pass with their snow and ice and howling wind. The summer sun's beat down on that old barn till all the paint's gone, and the wood has turned silver gray. Now the old building leans a good deal, looking kind of tired. Yet, that fellow called it beautiful. That set me to thinking. I walked out to the field and just stood there, gazing at that old barn. The stranger said he planned to use the lumber to line the walls of his den in a

An Old Blog That I Thought Was Funny Enough To Re Post. Enjoy
Does god hang out in bowling alleys? Do you guys remember when your parents would tell you that thunder was god bowling? I was sitting here pondering that....and it dawned on me how retarded this truly was. As the all mighty.....wouldnt bowling be a little too easy. Imagine the senario.....God stares down the pins....good approach, good release....hes a little high in the pocket....ooooo 7-10 split! *bolts of lightning destroy the 7 and the 10 pin, as god walks back to his chair pretending like he had nothing to do with it* For that matter...who would worship a god that couldnt bowl a 300 everytime? Just wouldnt make sense to me. Sooooooo, w.w.j.d. #1) he would never wear those rediculous shoes! #2) he would have one of those cheesy bowling shirts with the name "The Allmighty" embroidered on it. #3) He would eat lots of nacho's! #4) he would soooooooo hustle the other gods in a best out of 5 match. (side note.....budah wasnt keen on this idea, besides...he hates nacho's and hes piss

Old But Not Crazzy Eddie Rickenbacker
----- Original Message ----- From: Austin, Carolyn To: BigBrother ; BTrent ; Da Vinci ; Hellcat ; HotGuitarMan ; Maverick ; Milton ; pritchett ; Sonny Sent: Monday, March 03, 2008 2:49 PM Subject: FW: Old Eddie Subject: Old Eddie It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier. Clutched in his bony hand was a bucket of shrimp. Ed walks out to the end of the pier, where it seems he almost has the world to himself. The glow of the sun is a golden bronze now. Everybody's gone, except for a few joggers on the beach. Standing out on the end of the pier, Ed is alone with his thoughts....and his bucket of shrimp. Before long, however, he is no longer alone. Up in the sky a thousand white dots come screeching and squawking, winging their way toward that lanky frame standing there on the end

An Old But Unattainable Love.
Always And Forever When others have used me and thrown me away, There’s always been one love that’s here till this day. Never to tell me that you always cared Then came a day, a message you dared Not knowing the joy you would bring to my life You hoped I was happy and not having strife I loved you always and never could see Why a girl so lovely could ever love me To hear you were happy and had a good life A good man that loved you and made you his wife Brought peace to my heart and yes a tear too, That I wasn’t the one who was married to you. We have something special, a love so divine One soul together that is yours and is mine Tenderness, wildness, love and compassion Devotion to each other is in our own fashion To last forever and never to wane Our love to others might seem insane When we are together it is easily seen A more truthful love there never has been Your beauty, your passion that’s equal to none Has shown me, my lo

Old Break Up Letter (semi-poetic)
Old break up letter I found...never gave the person this copy...tell me what you think... Hey Babe, Before I say what I have to say, I know that you know, without question or reservation, that my love for you has and would continue to surpass all great lengths, any measure of distance, no matter how far, how high, how long, how wide tje journey, so long as my heart has been willing, it has been more than eager to follow. I've surfaced the depths, I've paid the costs, I've done anything and everything to do what it takes to truly love you. Absolutely everything that I treasured, being with you created a light in my shallow grave my heart once rested upon. Ember's flicker of your love's guiding light sparked a firestorm within my innermost walls that no wind of any magnitude can extinguish. In ideal couplings, each lover would with the power of decision, choose for their hearts' to follow true love's destined road, a journey that God so saw fit to be completed in pairs. Meanwh

Old Blog From: Friday, December 29, 2006; Saddam Executed.
DO NOT GET OFFENDED BY THE FOLLOWING BLOG. IT IS MY POLITICAL OPINION. LIKE BUTTHOLES, WE ALL HAVE ONE. BUT I DO LIKE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE FEEDBACK. PLUS THIS IS AN OLD BLOG I FOUND AND I FIGURED I WOULD SHARE IT ON FUBAR. ------------------------------------------------ I do not wish death on anyone. NO MATTER WHAT. I believe that everyone gets in return what they do indeed deserve. Karma if you will. Good - or - Bad. Saddam was executed at 10pm our time tonight. I am saddened because, this is a new war for us. Many do not want the think about what might happen. But, it's something we need to wake up to. This single death, just sentenced an ENTIRE nation of innocent people to their own deaths. I'm not sorry for what I am saying, feeling, thinking. That's the trade off by letting Iraq hang him. We don't need to be bombed from outside the country. We have many Saddam followers right here, in our neighborhoods. I am not saying all Muslem are terrorists. Not even

Old Biker Sex
An old biker couple was out for a Sunday drive in the pick-up as they came up on this old tavern some 50 miles from home, a place that they use to frequent while out on the bike. Both weathered from many years in the sun, their hair still long and totally white and still wearing boots, Harley tees and blue jeans. As they went into the tavern and sat up to the old bar, the husband leans over and asks his wife of many years, "Darlin' do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well. That was the first time. We were both drunk and your finger was the only thing that was hard.” "Ok," he says, "That's enough about that, but how about we take a stroll down memory lane. We can do it again for old time's sake?" "Bulldog, your an old devil, that sounds crazy at our age, but a good idea" she said. An off duty pig was sitting across the bar

Old Break Up Letter
I was cleaning out my AoL Mailbox and I found an interesting Email from 2005. The First Half is the Email, and The Second Part is my reply ================================================= Chris, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us,what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way.I know that I was wrong, but I am also hoping that thisis something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totaly crazy

An Old Blessing
May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, and rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Old Blond Gets Sploshed
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Old Blonde Granny N Lingerie Striping Out Of It
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Old Brown Shoe
I want a love that's right but right is only half of what's wrong. I want a short haired girl who sometimes wears it twice as long. Now I'm stepping out this old brown shoe, baby, I'm in love with you. I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same now, I'm telling you. You know you pick me up from where some try to drag me down And when I see your smile replacing every thoughtless frown. Got me escaping from this zoo, baby, I'm in love with you. I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same now when I'm with you. If I grow up I'll be a singer wearing rings on every finger. Not worrying what they or you say I'll live and love and maybe someday Who knows, baby, you may comfort me. I may appear to be imperfect, my love is something you can't reject I'm changing faster than the weather, If you and me should get together Who knows baby, you may comfort me That love of yours, to miss that love is something I'd hate. I'll make an early start, I'm making sure that I'm not late. For you

Old Blogs
I just read all my old blogs and took only a couple down, cause you know what i feel that most of them are still very much valid and worth being here, where so much of my tresured tragic past is hidden away where me and strange strangers can look it over and nod knowing that there is so much more to come. I miss feeling like that Teenager that needed things and wasn't so afraid to ask for them. i miss having so much to do that I can't seem to put things together the way i want to. cause even with all the time in the world its wasted. might as well have a job and school... well maybe not school. that mostly turned out to be a waste of money cause i didn't have my heart in it, but a job atleast they give you money for showing up and doing shit. Oh well bed time now. thinking of how much I loved Brian in the past how i thought i loved Aaron. How the Wizards of waverly place ended. and how it would be nice to be so simple again. even though it didn't seem simple back then.

Old... But My First Short Story
As the world sleeps , i sit and pounder the days events with utter passion. For today is the beginning of a new chapter to my life. I can't fight the urge to wake all existance of man kind to share with them my exillerating excitement that I so feel, but i know that i must not. As i look at the non moving clock , hoping it would move faster, so it would bring me closer to that special moment to which will becon its existence to me later in the day. I crawled out of my sleepless bed and venture into a warm, relaxing world of lavendere.. The bubbles invading every crevous of my body. The steam over shadowing my breath as i lay there, soaking, waiting.... I descide to invade the warmth of my ever so welcoming robe. I resumed to the silent walk to the kitchen to comfort my belly with a soothing cup of coffee.... As i sit there alone in the moonlight silence, antisipating the time that will change my life as i know it. A cheerful song awakens me from my dream state of mind. My eyes

Old Couple
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you." Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman says, you're going out like that?" And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

Old Cowboys Advice
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered..not yelled. Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. Don't judge folks by their relatives. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

Old Couple
A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes. He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?" She says, "For having a little pecker." He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes. She crawls back and says, "What was that for?" He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."

Old Couple
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "you used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "then you used to bite my neck" Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!"

Old Cow
COUNTRY ROAD The Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, the wife gave me the wine and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!" "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Cli

An Old Corpsman Prayer
An Old Corpsman Prayer Grant me, oh Lord, for the coming events, the knowledge to cope, and plain common sense. Have Angels watch over, these nightly patrols. Deliver us mercy when judging our souls. Make my hands steady, and sure like a rock, when others are wounded, or fall into shock. Let me lay close to scared heroes in mud, with tourniquet handy, to stop all the blood. Be it jungle or desert, with the enemy near, no comfort around, no lightness nor cheer. Just help me, oh Lord, save lives when I can. Because even out here, I see merit in man. Be it Your will, make my casualties light, and don't take me with you this murderous night. Protect with Your Armour around the clock, With courage and purpose, I tend to my flock. These men are my brothers, I'm trying to save, though frightened and tired, we both know they’re brave. Let me not fail, when they need me so much, to comfort and aid, by your fine healing touch. Ignore their screams, when

Old Country Bratwurst Roasted Potato Salad
Old Country Bratwurst Roasted Potato Salad This baked potato salad is made with a creamy dressing. You can bake your potatoes salad on the grill making it a great salad for summer. Ingredients 2 pounds russet potatoes, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 1/2 cups cooked sausage such as bratwurst sliced or diced 1 1/2 cup broccoli florets 1 bell red pepper cut into slices olive oil for misting 1/4 cup chopped green onions 2 tablespoons of Dijon mustard 1 cup sour cream 1/2 cup mayonnaise parmesan cheese Directions Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. 1. Spray a baking sheet or pizza crisper with cooking oil using a mister. Place the potatoes on the sheet. With the mister, spray the potatoes with olive oil until covered. Salt and pepper to taste. 2. Bake for 20 minutes or until the potatoes are no longer hard but not completely baked. Add the broccoli and red peppers and continue baking until done. Remove to a bowl. 3. Make the dressing by mixing the green onions,

Old Current Event
Current Event(9-11) Its the 5th anniversary of the September 11th, terrorist attacks, and tonight at 9:00 Mr.George Bush the President of the United States will be giving a speech about how this attack on the United States changed us all. The one thing everybody is asking "Where were you on 9/11"? Well i was not at school like people were i was actually at a wedding in New York City like 25 blocks down from the World Trade Center(Twin Towers),but the horrible this is that i had family members in the North and South tower. This is the worst day of my life one that i more definitely will never forget about that forever. I just wish that most of the kids in the United States would understand what all of the Victims families are going through. If only our school would do a memorial service for 9/11 or at least just a moment or two of silence and maybe even a prayer. "Moment of Silence"< I know that's not part of the Current even but i really needed to do that its just really emotional tim

Old Cowboys Like Me
Old Cowboys Like Me Old Cowboys Like Me Category: Writing and Poetry Old Cowboys like me (Red Steagall) 4/4 (C) Lord I'm just a cowboy (F) And you know cowboy ways (C) You probably look at guys like me The way I look at (G)strays (C) You know the kind that wonder off (F) Away from all the herd (C) I was truely lost myself (G) Until I found the (C) word (F) My church is the great (G) out of doors (C) My song is natures sound (F) The sky is my (C) cathedral My alter is the (G) ground (F) You must be fond of (C) mavericks Cause you made them wild and (Am) free (F) I know you've got a (C) place up there For (G) old cowboys like (C) me (C) Don't think that I don't love you (F) Because I'm not herd bound (C) Its just that I'm uncomfortable With other folks (G) around (C) I know your all around me (F) I see you every day (C) Its just that I don't go to church (G) Where other people (C) pray (F) My church is the great (G) out of doors (C) My song

An Old Check And Fond Memories
We were cleaning out the garage most of the day yesterday. Well.....I supervised! I said what to throw away and what not to. Although, Peter never throws anything away! I say get rid of it all. We were going through this box that had stuff in it from a cedar chest we used to have. When we got rid of it, I shoved everything in a box. I found a card in there that had a check in it for $60.00 from my friend. I never cashed that check! It is dated 7/23/91! Do you think it is still good? haha! I know I didn't cash it for a reason. Just can't quite remember what that reason was any more. Memory! Not so good. I think she was paying for half of her dinner from when we went out or something and I told her not to pay me, that it was my treat and she sent me the check anyway. I am going to send her a card with the check inside to be funny. Odd finding things like that laying around. I guess sometimes it is good to keep some things because by me keeping that check, it re

Old Computer Talk
Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy .. . . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!

An Old Cowboy's Advice
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumblebee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. Forgive your enemies, because it messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. Don't judge folks by their relatives. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

Old Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

Old Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

Old Coins
I collect of old coins, messed up or coins with mistakes and foreign coins. if anyone has or knows of anyone with old or foreign money they would like to give, sell or trade please let me know. just trying to advance my search. thanks again. just private messege me.

Old Cards And Letters
I used to have a few old cards and letters from ex's that I kept in my night table drawer. They are gone now, and I don't know what happened to them. Whenever I can't find stuff I immediately think my husband threw it out. He always says no he didn't but, well, I don't believe that. Just every once in a blue moon I would like to look at those letters. Because its just nice to have. I had a French boyfriend once that wrote me wonderful cards and letters from France, postmarked Paris. He lived and worked on Reunion Island, and he wanted me to move there, but I just didn't want to go there. I felt that was a bit much to ask. I'm sorry Phillipe, but the letters were great! I guess its just nice to have a romantic reminder of someone you were but are no longer. But then your husband gets a hold of them, and they're history.

Old Cast Iron Pot
so tonight as i was cooking dinner for my girl an i i got to thinking about the season change drawing near and planning the stews and soups and chillis i will do over the winter (always a staple in my kitchen in fall and winter), and got to thinking back to particular meals i remember.thing that stuck in my mind most is this huge cast-iron pot my mother had.it always stood, at the ready, pre-seasoned, on the back burner of the stove.in the summmer it was ussualy used as a deep fryer to make frys to go with the bar b q fare of summer exept for the old spaghetti nights when it was the birth chamber of some of the best sauces i can remember. but in winter,,,that pot was center stage! chilli con carne, beef stew, soups and sloppy joe filling enough to feed a frozen army!matter of fact it was this pot that my mother used to show me how to propperly season cast-iron cookware with salt and oil,,,,a very important bit of knowledge now that i am a culinary proffessional.i miss that damned pot

The Old Church
Soaked to the bone, Sharon ran into the old building, just as the skies really opened up and started the down pour. Her clothes clung to her body, showing all of her curves, her hair plastered to her head. “Great!” Sharon mutters to the herself “just freaking great!” She walks over to a bench and drops her bag down. Wandering around she wondered what to do next. Holding herself she started shivering. She holds herself tight as she walks from one end of the room to the other. “Just my luck, nothing ever goes right for me!” She yells at the air. “Am I cursed or what!?” She spots a large fireplace on the side wall and wonders to her self if still is in working condition. On her hands and knees she looks into the pit to see if the flue is open. Unable to tell she decides what the hell, lets give it a try. Going back to her purse for her lighter, she curses that she should never have quit smoking, finally finding the lighter and some pieces of paper from her notepad she goes back to the fi

Old Cartoons
I have two young children and the cartoons today are just plain dumb. Why can't they bring back the old ones like bugs bunny, mighty mouse, and woody woodpecker. My kids would rather watch tom and jerry or popeye on boomerang than things like flapjack or fairly odd parents. The old ones are the best but you can't find them. I have on demand but they play the same ones and you only have 5 to choose from. So I feel like we need to petition the makers of these cartoons to bring them back.

Old Couple
Once upon a time there was this older couple. They had been married for 55 yrs and were into their early 80's. They lived on a small farm where the older man worked for their food. So one day he comes in from a long day of work exhausted and dirty wanting a shower and something to eat. As he walks into the bedroom his wife is laying in bed naked. He says to her "Ma, why are you naked?" Ma says "Well Pa I am horny and want some." Pa says "Ma, you know I cant get it up no more" and heads into the bathroom. 20 mins later Pa comes outta the bathroom to find his wife standing on her head in the corner. Pa says " Ma, whatcha doing now?" Ma says "Pa, if you cant get it up, then drop it in!"

Old Cowboy ???
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and you think you know who you are...then along comes someone and blows it all to hell for ya........ An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy

An Old Cradle Song
Sleep, my babe, lie still and slumber, All through the night Guardian angels God will lend thee, All through the night Soft and drowsy hours are creeping, Hill and vale in slumber sleeping, Mother dear her watch is keeping, All through the night God is here, you'll not be lonely, All through the night 'Tis not I who guards thee only, All through the night Night's dark shades will soon be over, Still my watchful care shall hover, God with me His watch is keeping, All through the night

The Old Couple
There's an old couple, both in their 70's, on a sentimental holiday back to the place where they first met. They're sitting in a pub and he says to her, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the barn. You leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind.""Yes, she says, I remember it well." she replies."OK, he says, How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old times sake?" Smiling his wife responds, "Oh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea, she answers."There's a man sitting at the next table listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, I've got to see this, two old timers having sex against a fence. So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the barn and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers

Old Crazy.
I can't find the melody.I lost the note.I lost the ticket.The one you left meand I hung on until my knuckles locked.I was lost.I remember the first time I saw you.bathed in gold, and sacred amnesty.I remember the last.And I envy the glimpse between blinks.Fearful of the flicker. The uncompromising blind of that moment.I wouldn't do that to you.I never could.That cruel purity between breaths.That palpable pause between beats.You could just forget.Wish.And I was never there.Unkind, but that's the moment.No painting on the ceiling.Never quite reaching.

The Old Cherokee And His Grandson
An old Cherokee was talking to his grandson, “There’s a fight between two wolves going on inside me.” “It’s a terrible fight. One wolf is filled with greed, hate, lust, anger, shame, guilt, and ego.” He continued, “The other wolf is filled with peace, joy, love, abundance, truth, serenity, humility, and faith. The same fight is going on inside you, and everyone else, too.” The boy thought about what his grandfather said. “Which wolf will win?” he asked. The old Cherokee replied “the one you feed.” *this story has been passed down generations and no matter it still holds true to this day.

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The Old Days
The Bigotry of Worn-Out Stereotypes By Suzanne Fields "Americans are too racist for Barack/Americans are too sexist for Hillary." Says who? So says Benjamin Wallace-Wells, an essayist prominently displayed in The Washington Post. The headline makes the case that rednecks, male chauvinists and secret segregationists in the suburbs are insurmountable obstacles blocking the path to the White House for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. The Post puts no question marks after his assertions that the American public may not be ready for either of them to lead because of his race and her sex. But, perhaps thinking better of it, the Post added question marks in its online edition. But even as questions, these ideas are remnants of an out-of-date bigotry. They clearly don't apply to the senators from New York and Illinois, and there's growing evidence that they don't apply to anyone else, either. "Recent polls have found that the percentages of Americans who say they would not vote for

Old Detroit
You lived in or near Old Detroit if: You took a "moonlight cruise" to Bob-Lo with Captain Bob-Lo or went to Edgewater Amusement Park. You shopped at Hughes and Hatcher, B Siegel, Peck and Peck, Himelhoch's, Robert Hall, Crowley's, Shoppers Fair, EJ Korvettes or Federals. You remember the trolley cars that went along Jefferson Avenue into Detroit. You remember the Detroit Train Station. You remember shopping at J. L. Hudson's and you rode the elevators there, which were "run" by an elevator operator. You remember the world's largest flag that flew on the side of Hudson's in downtown Detroit. You remember a Winkleman's and Sanders store in your neighborhood. You remember the "Big Snow", Buffalo Bob, Howdy Doody, Clarabelle, Phineas T.Bluster, Princess Summer-Fall-Winter-Spring. You remember Twin Pines Dairy delivered milk and juice to the chute on the side of your house and Milky the Clown performed magic with the magi

Old Dudes
Dont send me crap, like "ohh u sexy" ECT. i know i am, but i dont need some old perv. telling me so, alsooooooooooo iv got a man, oh god dont get me started on him ANYWAYZ! Thanks for all the compliments but if your over the age of 19 NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!

The Old Days...
"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?" "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?" "It was a place called 'at home,'" I explained. "Grandma cooked every day and when Grandpa got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it." By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it: Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card. In their later years they had

Old Drunk
A drunken man walks into a bikerbar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says ... "Grandpa, ... Go home, you're drunk."

Old Doms
Old doms -Your joints crack more often then your whip -Your safeword has gone from hungry hungry hippo...to 9-1-1 -Your exotic oils and candles bill pales in comparision to that of your Muscle and joint medical rubs bill -You are less concerned he remembers your likes dislikes and safeword then you are that he remembers Dr's name, Medicine allergies and medical info -Shock's have become less a part of play and more a part of being able to continue...."clear pffffft" -A resperatior is now considered your #1 nessesary toy -The paramedics are no longer shocked by the sight of your Dungeon,... Just the sight of someone your age trying to use it -The positions no longer excite you....But being able to get up and walk the next day after them does... -When asked what you look for in a Dom/mes/sub your first response is " Medical Experience" -Your Training of your sub includes " How to properly adminster CPR and Heart Medication." -When you conside

Old Dog, New Tricks!?
So i recently learned from someone, how to block people on fubar, so i blocked the person who taught me. Then I learned from someone else, that blocking someone on Fubar was forever, so i blocked them, too! Life is Good!

The Old Drunk
THE OLD DRUNK A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preasher... I ssssure am." The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nooo, I ddddidnt!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I dddid not Reverrrrend." The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sssssure thhhis is where he fffffelll in?"

Old Dark Poetry 1
I just thought my old dark stuff might be more appreciated by this crowd than the other one's who have seen it... although all have shown love, there is still something to be said about people who actually get it. if you know what i mean ... so here goes... ------------------------------- Feed my soul... Im writhing in the hate of your voice. im bathing in the panic in your eyes. Your scars, beautiful scars, turn me on. Almost more than your voice. Is it wrong to want to be with you? is it wrong to want you all to myself. When you speak, i listen. Thunderous voice in my ears, makes me warm. Seeing the rage in your eyes, sends shudderous chills of ice down my spine. I want you, I need you. I need to feel your pain to release my own. I need you to be vulnerable for me. Weak for me. The two of us vying for the dominant position in this bed. Is it wrong that your pain turns me on. Is it wrong that my pain turns you on. Two bodies in worship of eachother, praise be to the shape

Old Dark Poetry 2
We are all just prisoners here, of our own device --- Im laying here, and dont know what i want anymore. Im tired, Im dying, Im sick, Im dreaming. Death is more welcomed now that it has ever been. Lying in dispare, waiting for the precious sound of footsteps in the distance. Walking so slowly towards me, i hear it. I can almost feel the vibrations on the planks of the floor. Thundering in my ears, i open my eyes, mind, soul, spirit. Open, just completely open. No more walls, no reserves, no holds, no vices. Thinking back to those vices, holding me so tightly in their warmth. Precious vices. Seeping from my veins as they dry out. Escaping my pours, cleansing me from inward out. My saving grace comes in the middle of the night, steals my cravings from me, salvation in a syringe. Takes away the violent tremors, and vivid nightmarish visisons, hallucinations. I can rest my weary soul. Slipping farther into oblivion darkness. Dreaming again. Dreaming in rapid colors. M

Old Dark Poetry 3
TodesVerstümmelungzerstörung. ---- Tod und Verstümmelung. Korrosion und Zerstörung. Blut und Schmutz zeichnen die Straßen dieses Graveyard. Leichen waschen weg den Nebel mit den knöchernen Fingern, und fleischige Schädel. Mit einer ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Mission im Verstand absolut gehen. Extrahieren Sie die Seele vom inneren Kern, atmen Sie es innen tief. Schwanken Sie von Stein zu den Stein, der zusammen sind die Massen für einen letzten Schlag gegen das Leben corralling ist. Schlechte Zügel unten wie Flut wässert vom geschwärzten Smokey Himmel. Gießen auf die Köpfe der blutigen Körper, die den Boden verunreinigen. Wut der Hölle zeigt seinen häßlichen Kopf. Knirschende Zähne, regelwidriger Atem, heftig gezerrissene zackige Haut, und Haß, der von jeder Öffnung sickert. TodesVerstümmelungzerstörung. Alles geht Schwarzes. Die Masse noch einmal leise und somber. ----------------------------------------------------------

Old Dark Poetry 4
Recovery ---- My mind is swimming in the hatred raining up from the ground. Forming puddles in the sky above my pain. Love songs and butterflies and flowers melt down in this fiery inferno of my head. My mind's eye sees impossible. My brain pulls my strings so tight the fibers begin to frey. The threads begin to loosen and snap, disengaging mind. Body. Soul. Think. Work. Pray. Conjur. Hate. Crush. Viscious black of night. Engulfing tears on innocent eyes. The softer side of comming down. The ride up. The path. The journey through the peaking high. Think of whats next. The downward slope. Sliding fast down the side of a mountain of needles. Sinking into that dark spot in the ceiling. Long day. Longer life. Breathe deep, gasp for air through the noxious gas clouds. Life affirming death at the end of a long narrow highway. The world is on fire. Im burning down the world right in my back yard.

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Old Detroit
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The Old Days
hold on for just a minute im gonna be right by your side, disregard these limitations and these boundaries lets just ride, dont you wanna take a chance and satisfy the want to know?, instead of chasin mr right and never tryin to let go, just a night of your time and a memmory dug in deep, the kind that you can smile on just before you go to sleep, im not tryna be that man that can offer you a dream, or say that we will last forever or be the perfect team, Im just real enough to know that limitations are an issue, and emotions runnin deep lead to scars and used up tissue, all I offer is opportunity to be the best of friends,

The Old Days...
I remember way back in 2006 that fubar used to be a little different. Even if some of the people have stayed the same, the actions/attitude/etc might be different. Now is this just maybe me thats different and everything else is the same?

Oldd Realestt
The future must be workin hard, It's cashin' out time like checks. The days are seemin' shorter, and we are growin' older faster. I miss the days me and my bro would play Grand tourismo all day, winning shit. And i miss the times when me and my friend max would fuckin sail lego boats across A little lake just to find out it sank, and be completely cool with it, straight up. Shit, there is so much more than i could ever print in these lines that i miss. But somethings are better left unspoken. If you haven't noticed everything is ment to fade. But at the end of the last day, don't mourn. Just make sure you leave on a good note for someone to remember you by, Cause really no one gives a shit how you come in, Its all about how you exit. When you exit, scar them with you're presence, for the best. Seems like lately iv been in Debt with reality... Time to burn another blunt, it'll keep it off my shoulders

Old Days/high Ramblings "untitled"
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Old Days/high Ramblings "untitled 2"
Fight the urge to upchuck that really was yuck like a nasty drag queen tuck now his dicks stuck and i dont give a fuck im really tryin to keep from cryin there aint no need to deny it see im shot off among the trees fucked off and trashy i really feel fuckin nasty stop this cycle cuz im in charge do believe i know its hard aight act like a fuckin retard takin envy of a trick in a leotard your mind really has wandered off i can finally admit im really done lets stop this shit cuz true enough it aint no hit really now im done thats it

Old Days/high Ramblings "untitled 3"
Im stuck on rhymin down to nickel and dimein Dont try to chime in You got horrible timein dont fuckin try this or promise ill meet you with my fist dont pass me off as gone and shot off fuck it all thinkin you so tall thats how i managed to plant your ass against that wall without a care i told you not to go there but you took that chance not my fault you pissin ur pants doin a dance tryin to front a strong stance take two steps back cuz you definitely off track and youll never make it back go ahead and just admit im the boss

Older Women, Younger Men
OLDER WOMEN, YOUNGER MEN Finally Some Questions Answered A study said that a group of twenty-something men consistently chose the attractive forty-something woman over lots of younger women and not for just a quickie either. When they were asked what the attraction was to older women, they responded: “They seem more curvaceous, have an air of mystery about them and they are sensual”; “younger men don’t pick up older women, they pick you up. We’re better in bed, less inhibited and willing to do a hell of a lot more”; and, “Older women aren’t hanging around waiting for a man to fill their life. She has her own life already: you don’t become her life, you become a part of it”. Older women know what they’re doing. By the time we get past our 30’s we have been with enough men to be very good at most things sexual. We have dealt with just about everything that could happen in a sexual encounter, learned what worked well and what didn’t. We know how to find what turns our lov

Older Blogs - Part 1
Wednesday, August 02, 2006 School's done yay me! Hmmm.... Well, I finished my degree with flying colors as in 3.95 on a 4.0 scale. Work is going well, actually better than I was expecting. I am 3 months into my 6 month probation. I don't think there will be any problems, its a small company but growing company. We will see how management handles the changes. The interns are trying to keep to the fun stuff, more power to them. My mentor told me to keep off radar and just do my job. Which is why I was hired, cus I can make it in on time *lol* ;) I suppose, I need to get rolling on certs and where I am going from here. One can never tell where things will go these days, especially in IT. JJ Thursday, July 20, 2006 Remembering the Past, are we doomed to repeat it? I was talking to the interns the other day. It made me stop and think about all the changes, I have seen regarding the Internet. Yes, OMG. I pre-date the Internet. I had to suffer with 300 Baud mode

Older Blogs - Part 2
Saturday, August 19, 2006 Wonders of DVR I spent the afternoon getting caught up with some recorded programs. It's nice to watch most of a series in one setting. 4400 is certainly getting weird. Isabelle is one scary chick. *yikes* JJ Friday, August 18, 2006 Another week of Tech Support / on Call Well, I am almost through my first week of on-call. Being on-call means you keep the cell phone close and have to response to priority requests and or issues. Of course with other projects, and the helpdesk queue its been a busy week. Next week will be real fun as much of my group will be on vacation. I talked to the other person that will be around and told him no sweat. We will get through it with no issues. If your interested in talking with other techs, I have an irc server that's nice and quiet. I am continuing to add new boxes to the home network and making them available to friends and other techs for testing. We will see how the addition of Cisco firewall will

Older Blogs - Part 3
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 So you want to be in IT? I will assume that some of the people reading this are not familiar with the computer field aka Information Technology (IT) aka Information Science (IS) aka Management Information Systems (MIS). I started in the field when it was called MIS. I have seen some good ups and downs over the last ten years. I have been lucky in that every job, I took was better in pay and experiences than the last. People thinking they could past tests and call themselves professionals, you aren't an IT professional till you lived through fire. When the clock is ticking and all eyes are on you to find the answer now, not later. One of the best things I learned was to say "I don't know." There are no gurus of everything IT. People are gurus of a subset of IT, whether it's an application like Oracle or operating system (OS) like Windows or Linux. I learn enough to get get the job done and soak up whatever information I need as quickly as I could. Why?

Older Blogs - Part 4
Friday, August 25, 2006 You have to love your job Sometimes you end up in one of those rare jobs. Even through it's been "Hell Week"; short staffed, no AC in the building, and issues with interns, things went well. I kept getting asked "You don't look happy." No, I am working trying to keep up and god forbade ahead for next week. I guess, I forgot I was getting paid to do my job *lol* It's still a good job with good people. They don't seem to understand there are certain things you shouldn't do doing business hours, but they will learn. The Winds of Change are blowing and I am happy, I got to see and taste the 'good old days' before they go away forever. What do I mean? Well, as a company grows from small to medium sized things like policies and procedures become more important. You just don't reboot a server cause you don't want to come in on off hours. Tech Support is no different than any customer service department or organization. You are there to support the users and

Older Blogs - Part 5
Saturday, September 02, 2006 Ah the joy of the old school games - Nethack I remember playing Nethack, Rogue and the like years ago. All of them were Ascii text no pictures. These games like the old Infocom games were text base driven. Now Nethack has a GUI interface and some 'kind' of pictures/icons. But the concept is the same, Nethack is still a dungeon crawl where you have to discover things, after years it can still be fun and a pain in the ass to play. Does it mean I don't like the old games? No, I play HalfLife 2, NWN etc when I get time, but games like Nethack don't require a lot of time to play or get good at. *lol* I still like playing the new games, but I do love the classics :) JJ Gotta love a lazy day Relatives come over and I get to kick back the entire day. Is it just a male thing? I took a nap and just took it nice and easy today. Mebbe it's the three day weekend? Mebbe it's the rain? We don't need hurricanes with all the rain we are getting ;) I do

Older Blogs - Part 6
Tuesday, September 05, 2006 They call me Johnny the Axe No I am not a guitar player, I can't even play air guitar. I had a discussion with someone and they said "I wouldn't ever met you, you could be a rapist, or god knows what. I said "How about an Axe Murder?" I like it. It has a nice ring to it. Anyone that has met me would find that unbelievely laughable. I actually did thank the person for the complement and told them they were ok, the axes were in the shop for sharpening. *lol* I hate being friendly, I hate coming off that way, women think I am hitting on them *lol* Am I? Sure there are exceptions, but its not the damn rule. *lol* Don't you women ever watch Bugs Bunny cartoons? Check the one with Bugs and the Lion, that is the lexicon to understanding men period. Watch, Listen, and learn womanfolk *lol* Don't bother with a single un-married man, do you want someone that knows what to do or not to do? I find it laughable that people think what they think of me ba

Older Blogs - Part 7
Sunday, September 10, 2006 Home lab gets more equipment *oh crap, I am so dead.* Matt was complaining because I didn't have any good cisco switches for the lab. I have some money from my bonus so I was checking out eBay and found two switches nice and cheap and bought them. Matt's surprised. She will be too, I assume I will get them in next week, if I am still alive to do it. I did get the IRC server up and running and the services configured and running. I need to do some more work but that can wait till next week. I am in the process of rebuilding my Sun workstation to the latest OS Solaris 10. Fun fun fun.. I assume I am just doing all this stuff to keep busy since I am not in school anymore. Who knows? JJ the Axe Saturday, September 09, 2006 Matt's killing me The IRC server is now up on the linux server. We are currently working on getting the services up and configured. Painful as always. I know we will get it completed, but then what next *shivers* lol J

Older Blogs - Part 8
Wednesday, September 20, 2006 Another day done - Helpdesk Rant Well, you have to love priority calls with no information, no current phone numbers, and less than technical users. People always expect you to drop what your doing for them, no matter that the rest of the users want your undivided attention at the same time. This has been an issue for anyone in IT over the years. Folks the more information you can give us the better! I am not offended by too much information. Things that might not mean anything might be the key to fixing the problem. Yes it might be greek to you, but I doubt it will be to me. Don't expect miracles without taking the time to answer questions over and over, till you get it right or have a bowl of candy for offerings. Candy is the key to most IT folks that or soda ;) Have what the techs like and they will be sure to stop by all the time ;) JJ The Axe Well it might be a better day today It's near 8 AM and most people aren't in yet. Oops t

Older Pics
these are webcam pics...visit me to get the link There are SO many absolutely stunning women on LC, and I would be so thrilled if you came by this ADULT FORUM SITE and checked it out. There are lots of men who would love to talk to you. Granted, it's no way near as cool as LC, but it's still a place to meet people and be nice and naughty :D Just click the link below! So please, feel free to drop by and check it out, and if you feel compelled to do so, please, take a moment to sign up. You can set up your own gallery and blog and start off posting in the forums right away. Post whatever you'd like, either pics of yourself, of others, random porn, whatever! or simply post a discussion subject. Whatever you do, I'm sure it will be of some fun. So please, stop on by :) **kisses and hugs** **Oh, and of course, you men can feel free to stop by as well, after all, the more, the merrier I always say

Older Than Dirt
"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?" "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?" "It was a place called 'at home,'" I explained. "Grandma cooked every day and when Grandpa got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it." By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it: Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis , set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card. In their later years they had something called a revol

The "older People" Survey
The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school) Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...okay, OLD. 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Electric...I live in Florida...can you IMAGINE? 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? Define romantic? Is that still in Webster? 3. Last time you puked from drinking? Geez, I think that's only happened once, maybe. I'm usually the DD. Drinking isn't really my thing. 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? Oh PULEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! lmao 5. Name of your first grade teacher? No clue! LOL I've slept since then! 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Fishing with my best friend. Unfortunately, work calls! 7. What did you want to be when you were

Oldest Daughter
Well we just found out that the US Army will be keeping My oldest Daughter "Rikki" away from her family over Christmas! Which is a real bummer as I've not seen her since March 06. She tells me that they are going to let her come home in February 07, thats to be seen as I won't get my hopes up, it really hurts when they are broken! My girls at work said that we will keep the Christmas Tree up until she returns and it'll be a Valentines Christmas. They are Great! She will be leaving for Iraq in July 07, I am NOT looking forward to that at all! She is Excited about it, she loves challenges and that one is a biggen! Ok thats all I wanted to Vent! Byeeeee Smiles Tis ;o)~

Older Women (may Be Nsfw!)
It just irks me that I have to even address this, but if I don't, who will! Hate to be "in your face", but which adolescent decided 30 year olds should be classified as "older women"? That is just insane! But then, maybe I balk at the Beauty Contest idea, anyway. There was this movie I saw once, I believe it was called "Logan's Run", but I could be wrong. Main premise of the movie: it was in the "future". Once you reached the age of 30, you were basically terminated as no longer of any worth! Wow, sci-fi - gotta' love it! Well, we may not be killing people off physically, YET, but we're happily killing the spirit of everyone over "a certain age." Youth has become EVERYTHING! When did we decide that youth garners respect and adoration, but a person who has survived their lifetime of learning and prevailed - without killing themselves - is not deserving of honor and respect. And love, for Pete's sake! Keep in mind, everyone reading this, hopefully, is going to make it to 30 and

Old English And Old Norse
Old English and old Norse were closely related languages, and it is therefore not surprising that many words in old Norse look familiar to English speakers, e.g. armr (arm), fótr (foot), land (land), fullr (full), hanga (to hang), standa (to stand), etc. This is because both English and old Norse date back to Proto-Germanic. In addition, a large number of old Norse words were borrowed into the old English language during the Viking age, becoming loanwords. Examples of old Norse loanwords in modern English are multiple, and include knife, window, bag, skirt (vs. the native English shirt of the same root), and the 3rd person-plural pronoun they, for which the Anglo-Saxons said hi.

Older Men Are Better Lovers
Benefits Of Liaisons With Older Men By Your Hardness Being a senior sexual stud, I have an observation and a few questions for all of you women out there. I guess that I had better include our gay friends too or I'll be accused of being a bigot. Hell, when I was going to school they didn't teach us how to be politically correct so just forgive the shit out of me. As I was saying, I have observed that most ladies on this and other sites tend to steer clear of older men. I have thought about this for some time and I have come to a few conclusions. Needless to say they are not scientific and they are mine alone but here they are: The reasons ladies avoid older men: 1. In most cases we are married. 2. We have been around long enough that if we start getting a hard time from one of you girls, we just kiss it off and cut out. We know there are just some things that pussy can't cover up. 3. We are not, in most cases, thank goodness not in my case, the greatest physical specimens. 4

Old Enough
ok not been on cherry tap very long but it is way better than myspace from what i can tell so far ecxept for i thing.it doesnt seem to be very smart considering it has my age as 31 didnt like turnin 30 and cherry tap is tryin to make me a year older than that.birthdate is 7/8/76 so from what i can tell im still 30

Older Peoples Games
1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy. SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have

Older People Games
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Olden Days
hello to all that may be reading this blog, ok here we go, have you ever thought of what it may have been like back in the olden days? did you ever stop and think about what it was like during king richards regin? imgine all the knights, and the queen of his castle? remember the kinghts in shining armor, and there sturdy steeds. imgine all the battles that was fought and won. but just remembe rall those that lost there lives too. and returning to thier castles after a war with another land

Older People
The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those out of high school) Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us...... 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? uh rent... 2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? no clue 3. Last time you puked from drinking? never 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? never 5. Name of your first grade teacher? psh to long ago 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? sleeping 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? doctor 8. How many colleges did you attend? 2 9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now? uh.. yea so how often am i wearing a shirt?? 10. GAS PRICES? what about them? 11. If you could move anywhere an

Older Women!!!
Subject: older women Aren't older women great?? When I was married 33 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 33 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year old dark haired woman. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a +50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year old dark haired babe, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis! With God all things are possible.

Older Women
older women Body: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining abo ut it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and

The Older Husband
At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting. Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night. After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more

Older Crush.....
It was pouring down rain. At only six in the evening, it was completely dark. She hurried down the street, the hood on her jacket up in an attempt to protect her from the downpour. By the time she reached her destination, she was soaked completely, despite her journey only taking five minutes. The front porch light was on, for which she was thankful, knowing she wouldn’t have to wait out in the cold. But when she knocked on the door, it was not her best friend who answered. ‘Jenny, is that you?’ His voice was deep and sexy, just as she remembered, and it sent shivers right through her. Only this time it wasn’t just a crush on her best friend’s step-father, it was a 26 year old woman lusting after a 38 year old man. And from the look in his eyes, he noticed the change too. ‘Uh, Mr Williams. Hey. Aimee was meant to be here. Is she in?’ ‘No, she called to say that she had been trying to reach you, but you weren’t answering your phone. She and her mother got caught up in t

1 Older, But 1 Wiser?
So I am now 24, my birthday was last Saturday. I've never put too much in birthdays. I don't really care that I have been on the earth one more year then I was last year.. seems moot to me. I do however care about what I've accomplished, and learned in the year. A lot of things have changed in the last year. A lot. I'm happy with where my life has gone, but I still feel I could do a lot more with my time. Birthday = a sort of review time for me. So I'm doing just that. I need to focus more on my writing. I want to learn to speak Japanese. I want to work towards owning my own home within the next 2 years. A lot to do, but a lot more to look forward to! I hope everyone has a great year, however old you are! -Sain -_-7

Older Women Younger Men?
Older women younger men... Most of my life I have been with older men. Some of them have been awesome while others made my life hell. Then out of the blue I saw a younger man. I felt apperciated, loved, cherished. But there were too many other issues around him and we broke up. The next man was even younger. 9 years to be exact. He was an absolute doll. But he wanted too much of my time. I had a hard time shaking him loose. I did end up seeing him again as a booty call but that was it. And back to the older ones I went. I dated a man 10 years older than me. That was a mistake. Very little did we see eye to eye on. So now to the question again... Older women and Younger men.. Are you with this trend? Please leave a comment

Older Dream About Someone
Awakening in a silent room, you realize were not in a familiar place that you were used to waking up in. Feeling a slight chill you looked down at yourself and noticed you were only wearing an oversized black AFI T-shirt and nothing else. Feeling a sense of security when you finally recognized you were in my barracks room sleeping in my bed. Still somewhat groggy you pulled the dark blue blanket back up over your body and laid back down surrounded by pillows as you wondered where I was as you tried to drift back to sleep. Seconds later the door popped open and I walked through giving you quite the startle. As I closed the door behind myself you saw I was carrying a bag and a couple of sodas from McDonalds. I had a quick laugh when I saw your reaction to my coming through the door. “Jumpy?” I asked as you laid back down on the bed and closed your eyes for a second trying to adjust to the small amount of light filtering through the blinds. “Meh.” you replied silently a

An Old Essay Written About Domestic Violence
An essay I wrote about domestic violence for a psych. class (the psychology of sex no less!) at Santa Rosa Junior College. For what it's worth, I got an A! History History seems to point to the fact that spouse abuse and rape (indeed, all forms of abuse) has existed from before recorded history. Brownmiller (1986) suggests that perhaps the female of our species traded monogamous relationships for safety of protection. We received the protection we needed as women and children from predatory males from our mates, and this gave our mates exclusive rights to us as property. From there it seems society moved towards what is called the earliest form of permanent, protective, conjugal relationship. The relationship of mating turned into marriage. This was institutionalized from what is seen as a practice where the male forcibly abducts and rapes the female. Having done this he has staked his claim to her body via violence. This was acceptable behavior until the fifteenth century in

Older People's Sense Of Humor
OLDER PEOPLE'S SENSE OF HUMOR A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto

Older Friends
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name ." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

An Older Poem
Here I am stuck in the middle The pressure builds little by little No hope for better days In the past is where my heart stays Nothing I say and do changes anything A brighter future is all I wish to bring I’m too insignificant to matter Slowly I realize, my dreams shatter Why I’m here is not known Hate and disgust is all I’m shown No condolences for this waste of life I finish the story with this knife More ill procurings to be said Continuing long after I am dead However bother not over this though Never have I ever sank so low Short comings of my tapestry I slit my wrists, set me free

Older Than Dirt!
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus, rumoresque senum severiorum omnes unius aestimemus assis! soles occidere et redire possunt: nobis cum semel occidit brevis lux, nox est perpetua una dormienda. da mi basia mille, deinde centum, dein mille altera, dein secunda centum, deinde usque altera mille, deinde centum. dein, cum milia multa fecerimus, conturbabimus illa, ne sciamus, aut ne quis malus inuidere possit, cum tantum sciat esse basiorum. Catullus

Older Blogs I've Written On My Myspace Profile
Monday, June 11, 2007 My feet are planted firmly in quicksand Current mood: blank Category: Life Another late night of pondering, accompanied with tossing and turning, waiting for sleep to finally find me. I wonder how long my suspicious thoughts will tip toe throughout the recesses of my brain. Must one really sleep with one eye open while trying to find themselves? I am making progress in this journey, but at times, it's as though I am swimming against the current. It's a powerful struggle and occasionally can seem to get the best of me, allowing the darkness to fill the corners of my being. Lessons are served up in various portions, and it seems the most difficult are usually the hardest to swallow, leaving a bitter taste for too long. I feel like a small child hidden in the zipped up end of a sleeping bag on a night out camping...every sound intensified, my own heartbeat pounding in my ears. The thought of the cold chilly hand of the night are as scary as facing t

Older Blogs 2
Thursday, May 24, 2007 Comfortable in my own skin Category: Life It seems now that I am getting older, I find that I am really in the learning phase of my life. The past two years of employment paired me working with a retired Catholic Priest, and the lessons that he taught me without even realizing. The strongest thing that I learned while working with him was that my patience level was tested and proved to be high while interacting with him. He always had so many insights and stories that moved me in ways that I never expressed to him. He was a great listener, and never passed judgment on anyone, which was a wonderful trait he was given. He was the one person that I could ask questions about death and suicide without feeling shameful, or that it would warrant harsh thoughts on my questions. He was able to give me some peace about the situation, and I know he prayed for me, even though he never expressed those words to me. So, the place where I was not always happy t

Older Blogs 3
Wednesday, May 09, 2007 lack of faith Everyone has something that makes them different, or in others opinions, undesirable. For those who are that shallow, it's gods way of weeding out the ones who aren't really worthy anyway. Here I go getting all deep, and expressing my lack of faith in the human race once again. I seriously question the word LOVE these days, and the way it can be used as a lever to attain what one wants, just to be shifted at the blink of an eye when things aren't going exactly as planned. How many times can you hear that word, endure the bullshit and decide it's not even worth the second it takes to be uttered? I read a profile once that explained that there are three kinds of love out there...I forget the labels of each one, but it really is true..there are different levels and it seems almost impossible to reach the most pure form with someone who will share that much emotion with you. I guess not losing too much faith is what I need to strive for

Older Than The Hills
In 1960 (the year you were born) Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US Sit-ins being after 4 black college students in North Carolina refuse to move from a deli counter when denied service A U-2 reconnaissance plane belonging to the US is shot down in the Soviet Union Hurricane "Donna" strikes the East Coast causing over 100 deaths in the US and the Antilles John F. Kennedy defeats Vice President Richard Nixon in the presidential race Cassius Clay (who later took the name Muhammad Ali) wins his first professional fight Michael Stipe, Tony Robbins, Bono, John F. Kennedy, Jr., and Jeffrey Dahmer are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Philadelphia Eagles win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho is the top grossing film To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee is published The Beatles make their debut in Hamburg, Germany The Flintstones debut What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Older Women
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman Know How Do It
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 25 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL." NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS. MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. ________________________________________

The Older I Get
It seams that with each passing day, My world changes, What used to seam important really wasn't. And things I thought I could live without , I realized I can't. I used to be ready to jump and stick to my guns at every turn,right or wrong didn't matter. I use think I need to make sure my opinion was heard no matter what, to people who really didn't matter. I just no longer care, I don't have the energy to fight any more. With each passing day I feel less of a need to confront just anyone who wrongs me , lies about or just talks trash about me, unless its something I am still very passionate about. I dont feel the need to get mad at people who don't really know me any more, why bother its a waste of time. I honestly think the older i get the more mellow I get, And I getting old before my time ? I used to say don't ask my opionion unless you want to hear the truth, I catch myself now taking the time to consider FEELINGS, and boy that was so not me, up to recently. All of a s

Oldest Faggot ( Tec Doc)
he said-iam hot, he gets down when heads-bob just ask tec doc,but you might get him excited if u put him in head-lock. he said he bisexual, give him a medal and flowers with bunch of rose pedals isnt this shit special, if satan was female he would turn down the devil. its like coming out of the parlor when its darker getting rape by archie bunker. its driving bonkers cus i took ya daughter who knew i would called her. took her to hoilday inn-for-sex oh and didnt you notice i didnt except ya friends-request with saggin-lips imagin-me-sick when this faggot-ass-bitch gaggin on dicks he said he just trying make conversations with shots,lookin at me like he wants taste-my wod someone get baby jesus cus this is bombnation- of god i told him diidnt like males, so this big fat ass whale puts his hair in pig tales then he gets pist off and cut off his own dick with his fake finger nails. but with all females on h is list and white shit on his lips come on la

Older!
*Exercise for Older Adults:* Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than full minute. *(I'm at this level)*

"older" Women (1)
"Older" Women (1)January 5, 2006pdrl.blogspot.com Tonight, I chatted in IM with a beautiful older woman who is very happily married, and has been with her one and only husband these last 33 years. She said she was not interested in being smutty, or flirting but rather wanted to chat regarding sexuality, desire, passion, etc. She took me back in time. Tonight I recalled my first... yes, when I lost my virginity... My next door neighbor was a buxom, beautiful blonde. Yes, she was 2 years older than me... but she was such a flirt. She had wonderful twinkling eyes; a wonderful smile; and was an absolutely beautiful, sweet girl. She was stacked! Oh my goodness how I longed to hold her breasts in my hands, and feel her nipples hard against my palms while I smothered myself in her bosom. She made me horny... hard... and giddy. Yes, giddy. Her Mom noticed my attentions. She did her best to warn me off. Over time, I began an earnest "friendship" with her Mom, in hopes that I wo

"older" Women (2)
"Older" Women (2)January 7, 2006pdrl.blogspot.com That day that started our torrid 6 month affair was just one of many. Jodee was insatiable... I was young and horny. I dreamt of her. I jerked off to her. I wanted her. Every Thursday was THRUSTday. One day she wanted to go to a movie. Well of course, why not? "Noooooo... Ken. I want to go to a porn movie. I want to see those young bimbos getting fucked and fucked and fucked. I want to hear them cum. I want to see the cum shooting all over the big screen. I want to see the men licking her pussy. I want to see her sucking their big cocks. I want to see it all... with you at my side...." "Wow... of course. I think... I know of a place." We opened the yellow pages and found it. It was in a large city about 40 miles away. We hopped in my car and left. As soon as we were on the road, she began to tease me. "Hmmmmmm.... Ken.... do you think about me during the day the way I think about you?" "I think so... I want you every

"older" Women (3)
"Older" Women (3)January 10, 2006pdrl.blogspot.com She was a tease, no doubt. She loved for us to go to public places... and for her to show off her boy toy. I didn't have a problem with that, 'cuz I was her boy toy... and I loved it when she played with me in public. It was probably the start of my exhibitionist tendencies... probably the start of my thrill seeker aDICKtion sexually. I couldn't get enough of her gaze... of the touch of her fingers over my body... of the taste of her... of the thrills she sent through me when I would feel her naked flesh. One THRUSTday morning, I expected... well, I didn't know what to expect really. Only... that I was going to enjoy her. I calmly walked next door, and she let me in. She wore a bathrobe. "Ken..." She pulled me in, wrapping herself around me and kissed me deeply... passionately... taking all my oxygen and filling me with lust instead. My loins throbbed with desire and I struggled to open her robe. "Hmmmmmmmm.... Ken... today,

An Older Story, But Still Odd...
Okay, so I am sitting here soaking my Thanksgiving Day evening, enjoying myself. A friend of mine is in town and might just cruise by tonight, so I am in no rush to hit the sack. I hear a car drive up into my condo area, thinking it might be him. But he knows there is no parking here-maybe he wants to drop something out of his car. But then the car drives away. I figure maybe he had a brain fart or something. Soon enough it sounds like somebody is trying to unlock my door or open it so I know its him. Soon after, my doorbell rings. Wierd, I gave him my spare key so he can come and go this weekend as he pleases. I figure maybe because the door sticks he thinks I have to open it from the inside or he has his hands full. I turn the light on and walk downstairs to see the silloutte of two figures walking down the drive way to an awaiting car. I turn my light on, open the letter which got my name 90% correct, and read it. It reads as the following: "Joe, NOV.23.06 I told you that I wa

Oldest Daughter
Few know but it is time to work this out for me and it helps to vent. This is a issue that is very sensitive and heart wrentching for me. Years ago my oldest was molested and after she told me finally of it, we went to the police. A report was made and all different questions were asked of those involved. She was assaulted by three men and one has since been arrested and tried for his crime. No one knows how many times these men had done this before getting to my daughter. All these men were trusted in the home and two of them were ex church members. One has children of his own where there was a question of the same thing with them. All had a record of doing this type of crime before. All were supposed to be registered sex offenders and were not. All were on probation at the time for lesser crimes. I can say that the incident has cost the family very much and made caution very necessary. Some people did not handle the situation in a good manner at my old church when I went to them for

An Older Writing
AN OLDDDD WRITING.... POEM OR SUMPIN! Clever....again I read...to see IF IT COULD be me... Tourtured long enough! Ready for flight of fancy. and I SOOOO fancy YOU! I am one, you are tooooo The TWO can be one! One heart, one soul! TWO of ONE kind. Mates of souls parted, but united in heart. Desire trivial, another pause of breath. Though rapture captures the essence of TO BE, wait upon thy throne and Treasure me. I float upon whispers flung by feathered lips, Enticed by grace and possessed by chance I prize you, one of feathered lips, this kiss of LIFE placed upon my brow. And I seek you for sactuary from the conflagration of my yesterdays And for the journey of morrow.

Older Men
Why do older guys get afraid of talking to younger girls? Do they think we r all on nighline or something and trying to get them, arrested?WTF. I hate these young guys and they r all just playboys anyway.Wanting to fuck to to put notches on their belt or brag about it.Are there any decent looking older guys out there? I Mean Geesh!! Im here waiting.

Older Women
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a Hot 25 year old gal. Now I have a $500,000 house, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a Hot 25 year old gal and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis. Have a great Day

The Older The Berry The Sweeter The Juice?
I am at a great age for meeting girls. At 28, I am barely young enough to hang out with girls fresh out of college, but I am old enough, and established enough to hang out with older women. The difference is staggering!!! About the only thing they have in common is both will do anything when they are drunk, and both will tell you it was because of the booze. Out of the two, only one is telling the truth. Which one? Read on. Out of the two, is very easy to admit, that most men want to sleep with younger women. They are in better shape, their skin is softer, and everything is more firm. Most of them have not had kids so there are no stretch marks either. So it's a no brainer right? Younger women are better for sex right? No so fast buddy. This Camero was built in the 90's This Camero was built in 70's One is newer, sleeker, and and is easier to manage. But the older one, can out perform the fuck out of the other. Lets look under the hood! I truly believ

A Older Blog Entry...a Oldy But A Goody Or At Least A Depressing One.
( THIS WAS FROM A FU BLOG FROM ABOUT A MONTH OR 2 AGO,I DELETED IT BUT FIGURED LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER WHIRL) : So today is Thursday. I know, a very astute observation on my part. I'm still looking for "full time" employment....that never ending search (well that and love). I'd like to expound and expand on my previous blog entry. My track record with the opposite sex...or for you scientific types...bipedal sentient carbon based lifeforms of the female persuasion, has been,well, kinda crappy. How so? Glad you asked. Many years ago I was dating a young lady named,errr,I doubt she has internet access but to protect the innocent (and me from a slander lawsuit)..we shall call her WNY. Now Ms.Wny was a nice girl, or so I thought. I shall explain. She came from a single mother household..had 2 brothers and one sister. The siblings all seemed to "make something" of themselves except for our dearly beloved Ms.Wny. Now keep in mind that I'm a super uber laid back p

Older Blog Reposted - How About These Guys? Lol
HOW ABOUT THESE GUYS??? I was just sitting here thinking about all the guys I've had contact with in the past... some that were just friends, casual boyfriends, serious boyfriends & even the "ex". I seem to (for the most part... although there have been some exceptions) attract losers. What is up with that? Do I draw in a certain type of guy because of the way I look? act? behave? Am I not smart enough? too smart? naive? Is it something I am repeatedly doing wrong? Is it some characteristic I possess that just attracts these men to me like a magnet? OR... am I seeking them out? Here is what I look for in a guy: Honesty, Sense of Humor, Compassion, High Morals, Ability to have "fun", etc. These aren't that odd are they? As for looks? I don't go by looks that much... yes, there must be a physical attraction or else what is the point? Because sooner or later, we will be intimate and who wants to make love with someone scary looking? LOL Here are the types of guys (contrary to w

Older
Older by BlueWolf We rise a little later We move a little slower The body has its little aches And the hands have a steady shake This is getting older? Not exactly what I had in mind We were supposed to be wiser and smarter As the years flowed by like running water But life is still good You appreciate things more The subtleties of life Especially my loving sole mate The one who knows me better Then anyone in my life The one who knows all the secrets Only because I let her So hand in hand we stroll Down life's unknown highway Tomorrow is never promised But, I finally know what peace is...... My faith carries me through Day to day, hour to hour It took so many years To understand........ God is the truth

Older Women
An older woman is like a fine wine. She just gets better with age. As the strong flavorsome rush of youth matures into a rich and intriguing mixture of subtle blends, textures and tastes, the true character evolves. She is not to be handled carelessly, not to be just quaffed down quickly. No, instead you must take the time to slowly savor the exquisite complexity that only the passing of time can endow. A true connoisseur knows he should draw her out slowly, lovingly as he would with a bottle from the shelf. Handle that bottle delicately and caressingly before gently easing out the cork and pouring the dark rich beauty from within. Let the flavor linger upon your tongue, the fine aroma excite your nose. Enjoy the firm full body upon your palate as you savor it drop by lingering drop. Be captivated by the stimulating rush as you become intoxicated with its heady delights. And a true connoisseur will not then just select another wine – he will not even bother with an extensive cell

Older Poem I Wrote...
When I say older, yeah im talkin like 10 years.. lol When Friends Become Lovers The eyes of a child, Thoughts and dreams of Yester-Tomorrow Knights and Castles, Dreams on the sea of love that drowns all Sorrow I moved in, you lived next door, We spent summers together, playing by the shore. Lazy days spent dreaming, just you and me We build sand castles and ruled the sea. Kites soar and Icy winds blew, Autumn leaves fall and flowers grew The seasons pass, year after year From child to adult, I will always be here September came and colored leaves fell Best friends kept secrets, that we would never tell We went to parties and watched movies as friends Hoping that college would not bring the end. The movie ended and in darkness we stared Into the eyes of memories, that we had shared I leaned forward to kiss, and you held my hand My lips touched yours and smiled, Remembering younger days in the sand Sparks lighted fires Love and emotions poured Then as

Older And Wiser
Older and Wiser An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?' The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.' A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered h

"old Enough"
he calls her up on the telephone. her sister is the one to pick up. she speaks her words in a lecture. on how she is not old enough. old enough to talk, old enough to listen. old enough to love, old enough to be with him.

An Older Poem I Did
"NO ESCAPE" There is nothing i have not done or tried to rid myself of this depression that seems to have a life all it's own.Doing everything imaginable to cease this pain that comes along with it. Even trying to hide from this society in which i am shuned, does not even seem to work.Having everyday to be subjected to the rejections of those in whom i care for so damn deeply. Having many thoughts running through my mind i know should not be there.Knowing that at any moment i may succumb to them and never once even worry about just what all the consequences are. Just now allowing myself to live this life i am existing in finally, and not being able to stop these modes of depression from returning.It is like the old Alcatraz Prison, there is no escape!!! P.J.Page 10/16/07 11:08pm

The Older I Get
The walls between you and I Always pushing us apart Nothing left but scars fight after fight The space between our calm and rage Started growing shorter, Disappearing slowly day after day Chorus 2: I was sitting there waiting in my room for you You were waiting for me too And it makes me wonder Chorus 1: The older I get Will I get over it? It's been way too long for the times we missed I didn't know then it would hurt like this but I think The older I get Maybe I'll get over it It's been way too long for the times we missed I can't believe it still hurts like this The time between those cutting words Built up our defenses Never made no sense it just made me hurt Do you believe that time heals all wounds? It started getting better But it's easy not to fight when I'm not with you Chorus 2: Chorus 1: What was I waiting for I should've taken less and given you more I should've weathered the storm I need to say so bad What were you waiting for Thi

Old Enough To Be Her Grandfather!!!!
Tongue2Swe...: I think we should both call in sick from work one day soon and spend the day with each other maybe go to the Jersey shore for lunch. What do you think? My friend has a beach house there I can use Tongue2SweetClit@ fubar MY RESPONSE TO him..I LEFT IN his PROFILE COMMENTS..... WTF?!?!!??!!?...CHARLA IS MY DAUGHTER AND IS 18 YEARS OLD, YOU ARE WHAT AT 3 TIMES HER AGE, YOU'RE F*&*ING SICK!!!!!SO WHAT IF SHE'S OF AGE, GO PLAY IN OLD FOLKS HOME YOU TWISTED PERVERTED A$$!!!! ONE PISSED OFF MOTHER!!!!!! DONT CONTACT HER AGAIN, YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME OR MINE!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU THEN BRING IT!!!! NOW PLZ, SOMEONE TELL ME, AM I WRONG, FOR BEING A LIL UPSET, I KNOW SHE'S OF AGE AND ALL, BUT FFS.....WHY WOULD ANYOONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANT TO...???? NEVER MIND I SO JUST DONT GET IT AND AM EXTREMELY PI$$ED OFF!!!!! THANX FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS $HIT, SORRY I HAD TO VENT !!!! XOXOXOXOXOXO BECKY.....aka...MRS.WiCkEd$

Older Women
The appeal of older women we are simply a woman we no longer feel like lil girls all giggles and naive shyness is no longer there Daddys girls maybe that is something we never outgrow we are past the stage of wonderin what does a man want for we know the true appeal we have beauty inside and out we know what we want no longer do we hold back our passion for fear of being called a name we embrace all that we are what we have learned what we are we are simply in the truest meaning a woman aging with grace like a fine wine maybe but i like to feel i am aging with a lil more like a fine crown royal i go down smooth but with a bite older women are great lovers have you tried one today ....

An Older Work, But A Good One. More To Come
The town was dead and silent, the smell of the sea hanging thickly in the morning air. There was nary a cloud in the sky, displaying the full brilliance of the heavens God had wrought. This was a perfect night. A night where spent lovers might whisper sweet nothings into each other's ears. A night so perfect that even the slightest change in the air might somehow defile it, as a chilling north wind might defile the petals of a rose. On the silent street he seemingly materialized from the ether of the darkness, stepping from the perpetual nothingness of the shadows. He was tall by even tall standards, towering nearly seven feet above the ground. And yet there was something gentle about his demeanor and posture. He seemed relaxed, and uncaring, his hands jammed deep into the pockets of a dusty black coat. But one look at his face would cause even the mightiest of angels to tremble in fear. He was handsome enough, but it was his grin, his sinister grin. It was the grin of a cruel child

Older Stuff
A little boy inside screaming to be free. Not knowing what he's become. Not knowing of the man he's already grown to be. Trapped inside, death his only way out. Yet he stays inside trying to shout. It's a great pain that refuses to let go. A great burden thats begining to show. His soul weakens tearing him down. In this pain he begins to drown.

Older Woman Are So Reasonable
After> > being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife> > one day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap> > apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a> > 10-inch black & white tv but I got to sleep every night> > with a hot 25-year-old girl.> > > > Now I have a> > $1.5 million home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma> > screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It> > seems to me that you're not holding up your side of> > things.'> > > > > > > > My wife is a> > very reasonable woman.. She told me to go out and find a hot> > 25-year-old girl and she would make certain that I> > would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a> > cheap car, sleeping on a sofabed and watching a 10-in black> > and white tv..> > > > Aren't> > older women great? They really know how to solve your> > mid-life> > crisis.

An Older Post......
for anyone searching for a soul like their own........ Current mood: blissful Category: Writing and Poetry "Harvest The Seed"(Love's Seed)The world stands stillthough I'm spining aroundMy ears strain to hearsome familiar soundThe sounds of laughterthe sounds of tearsSilence grows strongeras something draws nearThe smoke clears awayand I see in the lightSomething so frighteningI close my eyes tightTo timid to learnto proud to acceptThat adoration could of found youwhile your mind sleptIt krept insideand seized your thoughtsEverything becomes transparentall the lessons you were taughtThe rules over turnedthe steps have been ravagedThough they seem so good your emotions are savageThey tear you apartlike the mouth of a beastYou close off your heartso the suffering will ceaseNot wanting to graspthe emotions at handHappiness slips awaylike an immonent manNot wanting to seefearing to knowWill they comprehendthe devotion that you showWill they respondwit

Older Or Younger
people make excuse's alot of the time when it come to either gender or age you can't help who you are attracted too they either think there family will disown them or there friends well turn there back i see it like this if your family or friends cant understand then they dont need to be in your life if they make alot of issues about the matter at hand specially when it come to age range just because your either younger at the age of 18 or older does not make them any less of a person or for you not to be attracted to them i see no problem in age at all its all about how they treat you and if they know when it is ok to be immature and to be mature about the matters at hand and there personality not there looks but whats in there heart

The Older I Get.....
The older I get, the more I learn about feelings, love, relationships in general. I see some things in a different light, some things I don’t notice at all… I wish I had answers for everything I have questions to. In time I will know what I need to but in the meantime I will just observe … lol It’s a sleepy kind of day here … the wind is blowing and it’s pretty quiet for a Saturday. It would be nice to stay in bed and cuddle on a day like this. :)

Older Woman Showing Her Naked Wrinkled Body
Hollywod's hottest Sweet teens digging deep in the ass Celebrity Toons from Movies and TV Full access to all XXX Over 1 million fake images of celeb Black lesbians eating chocolate snatches MILFS getting fucked by MassiveBlack Cocks White pussies RIPPED by the Black cocks Asshole and buttfucking session by pregnant Exclusive video and pictures

Older Men Vrs Younger Men
Since I have been on here, I have been purchased by two men who are way to old for me. I am at an age where I look for men no more than a few years older than me. I guess it is selfish of me to not want to spend my best years nursing my babies and husband :), but hell my generation is, so I have been told very selfish in our wants and needs. Anyway these two men dumped me because they thought I wasn't excited about their ability to purchase me at a higher cost than most of the men in my age group, am I suppose to be impressed by this? So here is the question: A) do older men want to get their youth back by scoring on us younger females? or B) or are they trying to one up on the younger men?

Older Blog I Felt The Need To Share
1. One word - Respect. 2. If you think you can get away with playin'.... your wrong. It's that simple. A woman's heart is nothing to be toying with or having you way with just because you can or you think u can get away with it. Trust me... it will come back to haunt you for the rest of your life, if you like it or not. If the idea itself doesn't get you she will.... and I'm guessing that if you are playing then there are going to be a lot of she's. 3. Get to know them fairly well before any major decisions are made. 4. Remember, physical beauty isn't everything, but can be one of the perk's. When she is beautiful in your eyes (and she better be if you are with her) then she beautiful, and it doesn't matter what everyone else's definition of beauty is. If she wants to lose weight or get in shape or do anything in the way of changing her physical appearance then stand beside her(to a point... if she is trying to do something that could hurt her or put he life in dang

Old Egyptian Love Poem
I hear thy voice, o turtle dove The Dawn is all aglow, Weary am I with love, with love. Oh, whither shall i go? Not so, o beautous bird above, is joy to be denied.... For i have found my dear, my love; And i am by his side. We wander forth , and hand in hand Through flowery ways we go, I am the fairest in the land, For he has called me so. This poem is 3000 years old...beautiful isnt it?

Older. Wiser, Stronger ( Getting Older Has It's Benefits )
As I move through my third decade as an Erotic Telepath I sense that I am moving toward an " Awakening "........ a new beginning that is slowly being revealed to me and will commence this Summer when I am reborn in the forest of WolfHaven. My experiences as a " Telepathic Lycan " with females have help shape me and once again something continues to happen that confirms in my mind what I have suspected for many years now........... as I am getting older, my telepathic abilities are getting stronger. People who are aware of me have predictably reacted in the full spectrum of human responses, curiosity,interested, some fear, hatred, skepticism and everything in between. I have been occasionally approached by some very bold females who want to experience, " Silent Thunder " and make their intentions known. It is unfortunate that when forces of nature are expressed through "Hollywood Style " movies they tend to be exaggerated in their scope which raises peoples expectation

An Older Poem
Wanting Back My Sanity!! Feeling the urge to just say the hell with it all, I think as well, of those I would leave behind. Wondering if they would be able to cope with the decision I am looking at. Wanting this pain to go away, but not wanting to cause others any as well. Wishing some how I knew what to do. Asking myself as I hold the cold steel barrel next to my temple, if this is actually the best thing for everyone. Knowing that once I make that choice, there is no going back to the way things used to be, in this mixed up and twisted life that I am living in as of right now. Oh what shall I do?? Having a feeling of loneliness and being lost constantly, I feel like all I am to every one is both a burden and troublesome bother. Some times it is as if I am the only person upon this diabolical planet, searching for an answer I know that I shall never find or even come close to locating. Things from days of old, swirling through my mind, making me wonder why we did the

Oldershaw Following His Semi-
Canadas Mark Oldershaw lived up to his name today in the semi-finals of the mens C-1 1000m. Racing in lane six, the Burlington, Ont., native gave a strong performance to claim second behind Mathieu Goubel of France and advance to the final. “The heat was a bit harder than I thought," said Oldershaw following his semi-final race. "It was hot out there and tough to race so quickly after the heat." This is the second Olympic Games for Oldershaw. He competed at Beijing 2008 in the now defunct mens C-1 500m, but failed to advance to the final. "It feels so good to make the final after Beijing, after missing it," said Oldershaw. "That was so disappointing, and I used that as motivation over the last four years." Oldershaw is a third-generation Olympian and the fifth member of his family to compete in an Olympic paddling event. His Grandfather, Bert, first paddled in the London 1948 Olympic Games. London, too, has become a family affair for the 29-year-old. "Two of my aunts, two uncl

Old Friends Meet Again
OLD FRIENDS MEET AGAIN The day started off like no other Lexi the plan bored housewife, got up and dressed to go pick up some doughnuts for the kids. Well while she was out she had decided to take a short cut home instead of her usually route. Not knowing that that one decison would change things for her and bring up some feelings that she had forgotten bout for years! As she turned on a street that she usaually just rode by as she was on her way home she glanced over at a house that brought back so many memories. It was her high school sweethearts dads and stepmoms. She never quit thinking of him but never knew where to find him and of course she had gotten married so........ what was she to do? Well something told her to glance up all of a sudden and she nearly wrecked her car as she saw him standing there. Her heart flew to her throat and she could barely get his name out of her mouth! then finally as she sarted saying his name he turned around and saw her. Instantly there eyes

Old Friends!
Have you ever done things in your life that you wish you could take back cause you regret them? I have, and I lost in friend in the process. I was going through a lot in my life at the time, and I had not seen this person in a long time, and he became a focus for me so I could forget about everything else in my life. And unfourtuntaley things were said and done that I wish weren't. I miss him as my friend and I wish we could start over! Things in my life have settled down and I am ready to start our "Friendship" over. I jsut need for him to give me a second chance????

Old Fashioned Banana Pudding
3/4 c. sugar 1/2 c. flour 1 tsp. vanilla 3 sliced bananas 1/4 tsp. salt 2 eggs, separated 2 c. scalded milk 2 tbsp. sugar Mix sugar with flour and salt. When using self rising flour, omit salt. Gradually add beaten egg yolks to scalded milk and pour slowly into dry ingredients. Cook 15 minutes in double boiler, stirring constantly until thickened. Add flavoring. Place bananas in wafer lined dish, cover with custard. Beat egg whites until stiff and add 2 tablespoons sugar and spread over custard. Bake 15 minutes in slow oven 325 degrees. Serves 6.

Old Farts.
I'm old. Ancien even. Almost dead, in fact. But dammit, technology doesn't scare me. Why the hell are all the other people here at Happy Acres Retirement Home and Shuffleboard Emporium so afraid of the Internet?

Old Friends And Dirty Jersey
Hi! How are you doing today? I'm fine, thanks for asking. I just got a fucking ear ache that's driving me insane! To make a long story short, I couldn't hear much on Tuesday and this morning my ear hurt pretty badly. Naturally, I hit up the local emergency room. After filling out the necessary forms (the receptionist personally asked me what religion I was, I answered Jewish, and she gave me an odd sort of look like I was from a different planet, which is true down here) I sat patiently in ER ..1. I felt like all the hype of the ER is completely overrated. The room did not look particularly sanitary and the doctor seemed lathargic, but I guess that makes sense when you're in there to treat someone with an ear infection. He was generally a nice guy though, and didn't seem too busy anyway. He filled up a syringe with warm water and tried to clear out my ear to no avail. I've got an appointment tomorrow with a good ear guy. I hope it works out, because I'm supposed to fly home Saturday, a

An Old Farmer's Advice
An Old Farmer's Advice * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good honorable life. Then when you get older and t

The Old Flag.
Off with your hat as the flag goes by! And let the heart have it say; You're man enough for a tear in your eye That you will never wipe away. You're man enough for a thrill that goes To your very finger-tips-- Ay! the lump just then in your throat that rose Spoke more than your parted lips. Lift up the boy on your shoulder high, And show him the faded shred; Those stripes would be red as the sunset sky If death could have dyed them red. Off with your hat as the flag goes by! Uncover the youngster's head; Teach him to hold it holy and high For the sake of its sacred dead. By: H. C. Bunner

Old Fashioned Treacle Tart
6 oz shortcrust pastry 8 oz golden syrup finely grated rind and juice of 1 lemon 3 oz fresh breadcrumbs beaten egg, to glaze Roll out the pastry on a floured surface and use to line an (8 inch) fluted flan dish. Reserve trimmings. Chill for 30 minutes. Bake blind at: 375°F for 15 - 20 mins. Meanwhile, to make the filling, warm the golden syrup in a saucepan with the lemon rind and juice. Sprinkle the breadcrumbs evenly over the base of the pastry case, then slowly pour in the syrup. Make strips from the reserved pastry trimmings and place these over the tart in a lattice pattern. Brush the ends with water to stick them to the pastry case. Glaze with a little egg. Bake in the oven at: 375°F for about 20-25 minutes until the filling is just set.

Old Folks Jokes
FAMILY Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knocking on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." _______________________________________________ "I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!" Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer." ___________________________________________ WHAT A CHOICE A litt

Old Friends New- British Music Press Interview
Old Friends New Hey gang, Bumped into an old friend of mine from school. Katy is now living in the UK and has launched a new venture as a music journalist and I got the honor of being her first interview recently. Though you guys might get a kick out of this. Just "a little something for the wait..." Monday, December 11, 2006 Interview with Troy Brown of the band Small Town Sleeper Current mood: curious Hiya guys, Ready for my first ever interview? Well if not here it is! First thing first; I have known Troy from school so it was easy for me to get this. I can't promise ground breaking stuff from other artist but I'll do what I can. For people who have known Troy as well I'm sure you will know how the interview has come out! I hope you enjoy this little step into the "Small Town Sleepers" world...or should I say town. Q: 1. Troy what got you started into writing songs? Troy: I've been writing songs for as long as I can rememb

Old Flame
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic." Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off.

An Old Friend...
So I was thinking the other day about all the crazy shit I've done and all the crazy people I've met. A lot of them were fleeting moments in this life, enriching the moment but really making no lasting impression. There are a few, however, that stick with me, and even though I don't think about them everyday, their impact is evident on a daily basis. One of these friends is someone I met online (on Prodigy, if you can believe I've been addicted to this shit that long...) His name is Richie and he was a heroin addict. I visited him a few times in Dallas, hung out once or twice, embarked on some definitely new sexual experiences...then he was gone. I talked with him a few years back...he was married and had a daughter...had moved to Kentucky I think. Anyway, there is a song that makes me think of him everytime I hear it, and today when I heard it, I hoped that he was doing ok and wondered if he remembered me. Times of Trouble Temple of the Dog When the spoon is hot And the needl

Old Farmers Advice
An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a secon

Old Friends Never Die!
when you have a friend you've lost because of woman. Just remember in time you can find them again. I know i just did this weekend. I never thought a woman would come between us but the powers women have over us men are unbelievable to say the least. Well now after 5 yrs. or so the woman is gone and i now have my best friend back in my life to party with and cause trouble. Life is getting better!

An Old Friend
I love sex... Well I do! "No you don't" Who said that? "I did" What the fuck? Who are you? "Oh, after 25 years together you don't remember me huh?" I'm sorry I don't know who you are, or for that matter where the fuck you're at. "I guess growin up and shit gettin all tall, you forget your friends, I been hangin wit you ever since you were a baby, we used to spend all our time together. Right before you'd go to sleep you'd play with me and show me pretty girls in magazines. We'd run off get some nuts in the woods. You took me to meet Jessica when you were 21, she always made me feel special until Huri came into the picture she was the first to make me feel stronger than I ever was.Those were special times. But lately you've been very abusive and treating me like a piece of meat! I'm tired of you I need a woman's touch someone who will treat me right and have me as her own." I'm sorry, but I still don't know you and I don't see you, so I'm not gonna feel guilty

Old Friends
When i went to the store today a old friend saw me.I hadn't seen him in a long time.Few months back i heard he had cancer.He's still got high spirits considering the circumstances.He gave me compliment was like still the same guy!I miss my old friends.

Old Folks Humor
Senior Wisdom: A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'" ----------------------------------------- An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...." ----------------------------------------- Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying a

Old Friendships
Old Friendships I feel like I owe you something – the great twilight struggle, the violent feuding, lingering bitterness. We may never entirely make peace with each other. We greet each other with relief and meet each other with resentment. It’s hard for me to forget. There is no statute of limitations. It remains a bad memory: the ugly war, the boiling tension, sad conflict. The violence continued. Life in turmoil, you’re supposed to want my help – drunk on Mad Dog, you’ve got a dead man’s cough and you stink to high heaven. You’re bent on destroying, quick to lash out, missing in action, one drink at a time. It is time to put our war behind, let it be. It was fun smoking dope, that evil Thai stick reefer, raising hell, just messing around. In the end I could not move you, that mission failed. I’m still being held being captive. I shed a tear, out of pride, guilt, or shame. Get drunk on me tonight, baby, and try not to die for my sins. co

Old Fashion Love Story !!!
Donald and Dasiy were going to spend the night at a motel . Donald wanted to have sex with Dasiy . The first thing Dasiy ask was do you have a condom ? Donald frowned and said "NO" Dasiy said no condom no sex !!!! She said maybe they sell then at the front desk . So Donald went to the lobby and ask the clerk if they had condoms ? "Yes we do " clerk pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald . clerk ask would you like me to put it on your bill . "NO" Donald quacked. What kind of pervert do you think i am ?

Old Folks
Old Folks are Worth a Fortune Author Unknown Old folks are worth a fortune: with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs. I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years; some might even call me a frivolous old gal. I’m seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. (He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.) After such a busy day, I’m really tired and glad to go to bed---with Ben Gay. What a life! Ps. the preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him I do---all the time. No matter where I am---in the parlor, upstairs, in the kit

Old Friend New Friends
Make new friends, but keep the old: Those are silver, these are gold New made friendship, like new wine Age will mellow and refine Friendships that have stood the test Time and change-are surly best: Brow may wrinkle, hair grow gray: Friendship never knows decay For mid old friends - tried and true Once more we our youth renew But old friends alas may die New friends must replace there supply Cherish friendship in your breast New is good, but old is best Make new friends, but keep the old Those are silver these are gold

An Old Foreigner Tune
Two Different Worlds I know this girl, she's always on my mind She lives in her world and I live in mine I should forget about her and I've tried Lord knows I've tried But I want to know her, and here's the other side I've got someone waiting for me every night She's the only one I've ever loved And it's been that way for the longest time She's the one that makes my world go right And it tears me in two because I know where I'll be tonight I think she knows it I think she knows I live in Two different worlds, two different worlds One that belongs to me, one could be wrong for me Two different worlds, two different worlds Oh, two different worlds Is she that different or is it the thrill of someone new Strung out on her, I need her love I need it bad, and I know, I know it's true I'm the one that lies awake alone I know, she's the one that makes me stray from home And I know it Yeah, I know it I live in Two different worlds, two different worlds

Old Fool
Tomorrow was never promised, Today is but a dream. The things we think we know, Are never as they seem. The things we said late at night, All the goals and dreams. Nothing more than lies, Just another scheme. All I ever wanted, Was to build a life with you. Now my heart has been ripped apart, Nothing at all was love. Honestly I want to run away, Take my heart and hide. The only way this pain will cease, Is for this old fool to die. So I lift my glass to yesterday, And say goodbye to regrets. No hope at all for tomorrow, I completely embrace my death.

Old Feelings And Bitterness
It is said you are only as old as you feel. Well, I believe your only as old as you love and make love. If you don't make love, you feel old, and when you feel that old you become bitter. Myself included. I have learned it from first hand experience. I know that I am not a king among men and my endowment is not too great. Yet, I love to make love and to be loved back. I have two could hands and the fingers work well. I have a tongue and know how to use it.. I have not had another woman since I married many years ago. I have let her control when and where and how often we have sex. Now that I try to have sex, she is always too tired, too sore, not interested, and I am too damn tired of it. I have become bitter. I use to be a jolly happy young man. Well, age wise I am almost 60, but not dead. I want to live and love and love to live. My profile says it all, I love sex and I am willing to venture out with a woman who needs the same. Really like to find one that needs

Old Fling
WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT MY MAN? HE HAS LIPS THAT WRAP AROUND MINE TONGUE THAT CAN LICK FOR DAYS ENERGY THAT CAN LAST FOR ETERNITY THICK, DARK BODY PEACEFUL MIND GREAT HEART MORE TO FIGURE OUT TIME WILL TELL I ALREADY GOT A GOOD VIBE WAITING IS BEST I CANNOT TELL YOU THE REST FOR WE JUST MET YOU ARE GONNA BE MY BABY MANY POSSIBILITIES JUST GOT TO TRUST ME MY BESTFRIEND YOU BEST BELIEVE JUST WATCH AND YOU WILL SEE LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO HIM MY MAN, HIS NAME IS QUAN HE IS MY DARK CHOCOLATE FRIEND JUST A START BRAND NEW BEGINNINGS HOPING HE WONT BREAK MY HEART UNTIL THEN. I HAVE ME A NEW FRIEND

The Old Farmer‎
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "Oh, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY GOES." "I AM SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE. "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY A BOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL" "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILD

The Old Farmer
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave." The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

Old Friends
so yeah i have been talkin to an old friend of mine. she is my foster moms granddaughter. and well when i left foster care her and i had a lil run in but things are better now. we talk about once a week either on the phone or through the comp. and tonight i just heard her poor her heart out like she used to cuz of her boyfriend. i dont know what to say anymore cuz she has heard it all and has been through it all before with him. and well im really not in any situation to talk right now cuz i didnt realize how much of an ass my baby's daddy was until it was a lil too late for turning back. and now she needs a shoulder to cry on and im tryin to be here for her but its so hard when she is in NY and im down here in PA. I just dont know what to do any more but i know that i miss her and hope and pray that things work out for her cuz she doesnt need anymore back luck shes had enough of it in the last nineteen years

The Old Farmer And The Skinny Dipping Girls
An old farmer in Ohio had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, to look things over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit from the trees. As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted "We're not getting out until you leave!" The old man frowned and said?? "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the bucket he said.. "I'm here to feed the alligator." MORAL: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every t

Old Fashioned
I know it is odd to alot but some others understand about being old fashioned. I am beginning to feel like an outcast anymore because of the way I was raised and was taught to do things. I was raised to cook, clean, sew, cross stitch, and more to make sure i was a proper lady and make sure i was always a good hostess and mother. I have noticed alot of women these days are not doing the same. I speak several languages and try hard to make sure i learn something more and more everyday. education was a huge part of my families life. I was also raised to make sure my role as a woman taking care of a man was there like cooking and cleaning and the male takes out trash and works. Like I said i feel like an outcast anymore. Don't get me wrong i certainly believe men and women should live their lives to the full potential of happiness and success. And I know everyone has different lives and different raising. Like I said i am certainly not the judgemental type. Just in the music and ar

Old Friends
I'm so happy I found my old friend from high schools bro and sis and found out my friend is doing ok she has a daughter and stuff I'm so happy for her! I've been trying to find out about her for like seven years. Her bro is kinda a prick now tho but who cares my girl is doing alright. Hopefully I can keep up my happy mood for work tonight too I love good news with all the stuff thats going on in my life. I doubt anyone will read this anyway lol!