COUNTRY ROAD
The Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising
along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of
the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't. The aged bovine was
struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making
phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back
to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty
bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, Cuban cigar in the other
and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, the wife gave
me the wine and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to
me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest
happened so fast, I couldn't stop it."
