The "Older People" Survey
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us......
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
uh rent...
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
no clue
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
never
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
never
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
psh to long ago
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
sleeping
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
doctor
8. How many colleges did you attend?
2
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
uh.. yea so how often am i wearing a shirt??
10. GAS PRICES?
what about them?
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I'd do it very quickly
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Damn im still alive
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I really hate assholes
14. Favorite style of underwear?
hipsters
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
boxer briefs
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
bathroom and trash
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
hell no
18. Get up early or sleep in?
even if i say sleep in it'll never happen
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
The pooh
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
watch movies
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
if i dont mind everyone knowing it's really not a secret
22. When did you first start feeling old?
when i started going to bed earlier
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Breakfast club
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Ham
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
nothing
26. Beach or lake?
Beach
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
no
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace
0
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
cheese
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
i honestly dont care my favorite movie is little mermaid soo yea
31. What's your drink?
Water.. or Dr. Pepper
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians.. they've got knives
33. Cops or Robbers?
Robbers! who really wants to be known as a pig?
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Steven
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
car?
36. Norm or Cliff?
uh do i have to? Cliff.. you know Cliffs notes!!haha
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Cosby Show
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Everyone i ever made!
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
uh no one sits directly across from me
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
oh how about we make a week of it.. call it National Crystal kills week.. and i'll just take em all out.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Drew fuller, John Cena, Hayden Christensen, and Chad Michael Murray
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
i'd share my bed with any of the above people
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
The Marshmallow Fiasco of 2000 was getting a bit out of hand, so i stepped up to the plate.
44. Last book you read for real?
uh the one im currently reading i suppose
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
i gotta gorrilla
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
i dont feel that brushing my teeth is strange .. no matter where i do it
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Cant think of any place that i want to go that i havent already been in cali.
48. Number of texts in a day?
which day... today.. zero.. yesterday..22 i think.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Neither
50. Do you go to church?
no
51. Pencil or pen?
Keyboard
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
I want to have a pilots license and own not a damn thing
53. How old are you?
22
54. Where do you see yourself when your 40?
dead
