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After
> > being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
> > one day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap
> > apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a
> > 10-inch black & white tv but I got to sleep every night
> > with a hot 25-year-old girl.
> >
> > Now I have a
> > $1.5 million home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma
> > screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It
> > seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
> > things.'
> >
> >
> >
> > My wife is a
> > very reasonable woman.. She told me to go out and find a hot
> > 25-year-old girl and she would make certain that I
> > would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
> > cheap car, sleeping on a sofabed and watching a 10-in black
> > and white tv..
> >
> > Aren't
> > older women great? They really know how to solve your
> > mid-life
> > crisis.
