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Oh Beloved
Oh Beloved,take me.Liberate my soul.Fill me with your love andrelease me from the two worlds.If I set my heart on anything but youlet fire burn me from inside.Oh Beloved,take away what I want.Take away what I do.Take away what I need.Take away everythingthat takes me from you.
Oh..before I Forget...
I hope you enjoy the new bf..aka the flavor of the week. Well until his credits and money runs out. Then you can troll looking for another sucker to leech off of. It kills me knowing that I opened up to you. Told you things. Cried to you. Listened to you. Stayed up late to talk to you..even though i had to get up in a few short hours. And for what? So you can just leave a distant cold comment in my sb and then block me? Or how i TOLD you my mother isn't doing well numerous time...hence why I couldn't call you or take your calls. I'm sorry that my mother's health trumps saying hi on the phone. But you conviently forgot that. I love your selective memory. But perish the thought I didn't call you at a specified time and holy war would be waged. I'm sorry I called @ 10:30 as opposed to 10. Mea culpa.  I truly thought you were different. And in a way you were different. You waited and plotted to see if I'd spend $ on fake gifts for a fake person. I'm sorry that I didn't fulfill your fubar
Oh Big Deal
Oh Boy!
So As ALL of you know, I am pregnant.I decided to start adding up all the stuff we will need for the baby. Karma hit, 4 months ago,We had a yard sale.Got rid of ALL baby stuff thinking .No more kids!!! Got rid of 15-20 totes FULL of baby clothes,The crib the swing,EVERYTHING we had it all.Got so much from grandparents aunts and uncles with the first two.Now we need EVERYTHING for this kid!!! EVERYTHING! here's the list of stuff we need BEFORE the baby gets here..(good thing we have 7 months!) This is with OUT the Clothing for the baby :) Now,Do We need ALL this stuff..NO.Alot of this stuff is to make OUR lives easier :) But it's nie to have a idea to work for eh?/" target="_blank"> Baby bath:$30.00 Baby Bedding(just bedding!!)$50.00 Car Seat (change color if a boy which I doubt it will be:) ) $69.00 Mobile::$32.00 Monitor::30.00 New born Bottle Set::25.00 Swing::85.00 Crib::$139.00 TOTAL::460.00 Sad part
Oh Boy
Oh Boo Hoo.
Apparently I pissed some people off with my last comment about pictures. Cry me a river, Scarlett. I don't know nothin bout birthin no babies. I know many of you carefuly select the images you post in profile and such, and I respect that. The image I was talking about I've seen at least 5,395,213 times. That's a bunch. On second thought, to hell with you all. You never bring me donuts anymore.
Oh Boo Hoo
I just made a friend of mine upset because I told him we can't go to his Friends Christmas Party this year, even though he gave us enough time in advance. I keep telling him that we work on the weekends and won't take time off unless its a good reason to. I'm not going to use my PTO time to go to some lame party of his. And I won't take time off not using my PTO because I don't want any occerances, yea I spelled that wrong...shush... and I can't really afford to have any since I'm moving up in my job. I haven't missed one day since I became a permant and don't plan to. This guy is just so fuckin' pathetic. He's 24 years old, still lives with mommy and his life depends on video games. Literally! He keeps track of how many he has defeated, how many he plans and shit...He gets depressed if there is no game out there to play. He gets depressed when D&D night gets cancelled. He flipped out because Chris couldn't do the game because he was sick. I can't stand Josh..... I just want to
Oh Boy This Is Gonna Be Bad
parents are gone. party is going on.. lots of booze... lots of people.... i don't know what to do..... its my sisters birthday and i don't want to ruin it but I feel like this is going to get out of hand...... ugh what a mess.......
Oh Boy!
So my finals week is coming up in four days. Blah I so hate it already. I'm a day behind on getting my research paper in for english. Oh what joy! Tomarrow seems to be my last full day of classes. I done my schdule for next semester and boy is it full. I have 6 classes just to keep myself at a full time student. I found out my classes are 900 dollars again. Grrr...I'm too poor for that.
Oh Boy I Messed Up.....:-p
Oh Boy
Well its 730 on my day off and my job called and woke me up ( nothing new) so i cant sleep so now im online and am doing a blog just to try it out. I am pretty hooked on to cherrytap now but im a little confused so if someone could help then cool. first the scrolling pictures along the top of the page are those just random or those are the cherry balst that you have to purchase ?? i see people talking about voting in different contest and stuff what is that all about ? oh hell im just rambling now so whatever ..
Oh Boy
Dear Diary, They r crawling out of the woodwork today! Lookie what I got! hello baby how are u ? i saw ur profile on this site and i like u, and i also want to be ur friend cos u are the kind of lady i realy want in my life, so if u are intrested in me, pls u can get to me throung my yahoo id and conrently am online now so if u wish u can come and jion me online now thx hope to hear from u very soon ,love ya....... I am a 26 year old single looking to meet new and exciting friends. I am buiding contractor field and I live in florida. I am b.prince and romantic as hell( so I'v been told lol) I am looking for a romantic sexy female to compliment me in mind and spirit. I love back female but I am not prejudice to anyone. I am a great friend and a good communicator. I have pleanty of intrest just ask and Ill tell. I dont have hang ups so feel free to dropp me a line. All sexy female should drop a line its going to cold soon so I need to be war thx hope to
Oh Boy
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Oh Boy!!!
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, >because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says ........ "Grandpa ,......
Oh Boy
i have 6 days before i have my back surgery and the close i get the more scared i get. smooches to all my ct freinds for your warm and thoughtfull preyers and kind words. your all the best.
Oh Boy!!!
I'm gonna be brave and open up my NSFW pics to people on my friends list for a few days. i know alot of people don't care to see that stuff and I respect that. But I an curious as to what type of responses if any I get. I go!!!
Oh Boy...tgif!!!!
Just droppin' in to say Hi, and Good Morning to all my Fu friends. Boy....TGIF....I am SO glad, and am definately ready for the weekend. It's work to day for a few hours, but hopefully that will go by rather quickly. I finally did it...been telling myself that I HAD to get a hair cut, my hair was getting so long, and driving me bonkers. I always hate to cut it, because without a perm, I have NO CURL WHATSOEVER! But...I can never afford a cut and perm all at once...about $60 if I have it done. So, I decided to get the cut, and buy my own perm rods, and do the perm myself. Which I have done before. But...trying to roll VERY STRAIGHT hair on perm rods, with everything in the mirror backwards, is next to impossible. Of course, the fact that my hair is short, doesn't help any either. So...needless to say, now I have some very straight hair, until I can find someone to help me roll it and can get the perm done. My friend Cheri will be in tomorrow for a visit. I know she'd be mo
Oh Boy...tgif!!!!
Am I EVER READY FOR TODAY! WHAT A WEEK! Right now, I have the AC man here...the fan on our AC went out, and although we have had some much cooler weather, it is still a little on the muggy, and stuffy side, with no air running. He's run to get the part, so by the time I'm home from work around 2, my AC should be up and running again. I've been wanting to get in all week, since we got back from Indy on Monday. I finally made it after 4 me long enough. Nothing ever seems to go smoothly, when you're trying to get stuff accomplished. I was ready last Friday to get home from work, and start packing for our trip to Indy...then I was wanting to spend some time here with you guys. Needless to say, that isn't the way it went. Just about the time I was getting off work, Landon called, and wanted to know if I'd come pick him up...naturally, my first question was, where's your car. Well, he did have the car, but it had given him a horrible fit coming in to work...
Oh Boy Lol
Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 13,2007 You've got a choice to make and both sides have pros and cons. Odds are that it boils down to giving something up to help a friend or family member in need and that you'll end up doing the right thing.
Oh Bother.....
The lyrics to the song "Bother" by Stone Sour sound like a match to my mood currently. Even the sound of the song feels like it matches. Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You dont need to bother; I dont need to be Ill keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I wont let go til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; My flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You dont need to bother; I dont need to be Ill keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I wont let go til it bleeds Wish Id died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten With its memories Diaries left With cryptic entries And you dont need to bother; I dont need to be Ill keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I wont let go til it bleeds You
Oh Boy!!!
Myspace layouts   ...AND AM I EVER GLAD! It's another weekend for me to just stay at home and try to take it easy.  Or at least that's what I'm going to try and do.  It seems that things have a way of sneakin' up on me, but I think I'll send Lee to work with the car, and with our other 2 not working, I'll have no choice by to stay at home.  lol   I'm sure hoping that 2 more days of rest, will get me over this sick thing.  I am feeling much better, so I know I'm on the way to mending.  I just hope it's sooner than later!   Moriah is "feeling her 18".  lol  She has talked for sometime about getting her nose pierced, and her Dad and I did agree...but told her it would have to be after she's 18...and she agreed.  Of course, now she can't get it done fast enough.  lol  Her brother (26) took her up to have it done, but without ID proving she's 18, they wouldn't let her do it without my signature, and wouldn't let Landon sign, so, when I go later tonight to pick up Lee from work, we're g
Oh Boy
I'm gonna go on a hating rampage. ARMY BOYS SUCK! lol seriously, dating this guy who I thought was really nice...ummm gets a girlfriend and then tries to hook up with me?! HELLO FUCK NO! k thx anywho...ummm I ship out in a whole 26 days Stoked like whoa. and this past weekend was like a giant binger ...where I ran into some old friends wanted to punch a fellow depr and felt totally sad that my best friend (guy friend) is sad. It sucks. Anywho...PLEASE someone take me out on an actual date where you don't think your gonna get fucked after...I'm tired of the dogs..I want a guy who ACTUALLY likes me you know? not just the tits. I don't really think Army boys suck..just a great many lol ok well I'm soooooooo gonna stop blogging..hit me up on myspace or something or on here lol ♥ ak
Oh Boy, Here We Go Again. :p
Wow, thank you whoever you are. This is gonna drive my nuts.
Oh Boy.
Well Sherry is at it again. In her quest to make me a Godfather she has put my milky ass up for sale in Wet Dreams action. Its a one day auction that closes at 10PM EST tonight. So if you need a little Cubby luvin. I guess you can just buy it. Lmaooo Here's the link.. And heres the Bully with all the details. Lmaooooooooooo I've lost my mind. :P
Oh Boy
Right now I feel like I am about to snap and lose my mind...... I thought I had these so called real friends, and all I do is hear shit from different parties. I'm done... I need to be hard and not fooking care anymore. Losing it doesn't feel good. To those that are involved, I don't give a flying fuck anymore. Words can be spoken, words can be spewed, but without me, there can be no words. To one certain individual, I am tired of you treating me like a dick. I have done nothing wrong to you besides dish it back out. Don't worry I wont be coming around your house any longer. Nor will I be calling. I was a bitch and blocked another individual, one that I classified as a friend for a long time, but done there too.... He can whore all he wants I don't care anymore. To all others if I'm not myself, maybe you can sorta see why. I'm not gonna do anything stupid, just fucking withdraw into my own skin. For the 2 people I talk to the most I fucking love you both and
Oh Boy.
i've noticed i should never be left alone for one of many reason but this is the best one right now. i'm watching this: doing the "Axel Rose Dance" to it. lol. i am so unGodly bored. :D
Oh Boy What Fun To Do
Make people cry, Make people hurt. Oh, what fun, To treat them like dirt. Make people angry, Make people mad. Oh, what fun to do, To make people sad. Oh boy! Oh Boy! What fun to do! Don't feel bad, If it's not you! Screw all the innocent, Don't wait till they're dead. Let them feel the pain, You can feel good instead. Ruin their lives, Ruin their soul. You can have the power, You can be in control. The sweetness of pain! What fun to see them suffer. It doesn't matter if your weak, It doesn't matter if your tougher.
Oh Boy!
I am so glad I got a divorce. It has allowed me to meet a wonderful girl that turns my crank. She and I just get along so well that I can't understand why it has happened to me. I don't deserve her but she wants me and that counts for a lot. Is it true love? Time will tell. for a great musical experience.
Oh Boy When Will People Learn
Ok So we all are used to Jessa Rant or Jessa Black list this fooker blogs right? heres another one!!..   Ok So today boys n girls We have more drama oh you know it! It is Fubar high after all So for those lounge owners Who like To keep up with these and use them to auto ban Drama go ahead n ban me too if u need to but Im here to #1 yet again Clear my name. and reviel the truth yet again  As you can clearly see He saod he had ben banned so i couldnt of followed him.. heres my side n proof on how i followed him Now.. who's the liar? that desicion is up to you   Now yes there is pro0f that i have called myself a liar n then some.. ill even post it i dont deny it. But one thing i always admit is if im doing something sneaky Ill be the first one to tell you so heres where i said i was a lair but i ask you why would i post this about myself If imma sit back n lie to someone else? why.. cuz im not. If i was to be accused of stalkin anyone it shoulda been drake. being it was him I
Oh Boy Wat Fun To Do
Make people cry, Make people hurt. Oh, what fun, To treat them like dirt. Make people angry, Make people mad. Oh, what fun to do, To make people sad. Oh boy! Oh Boy! What fun to do! Don't feel bad, If it's not you! Screw all the innocent, Don't wait till they're dead. Let them feel the pain, You can feel good instead. Ruin their lives, Ruin their soul. You can have the power, You can be in control. The sweetness of pain! What fun to see them suffer. It doesn't matter if your weak, It doesn't matter if your tougher.
Oh Boy.....
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Oh Boy
First, Happy birthday Pedro     Now.... I seem to have lost my Christmas spirit in the last two days.. Going shopping has been a chore ( how strange for me ) People are all so rude and miserable Help me get it back?   Oh and ps, ty Witchie for givin me your points the other day (h)
Oh Brother This Is A Good One
well once again, the ignorance of man is shown. ( at least from my own point of view and if i'm wrong someone let me know, i have no problem with varrying opinions ) So get a load of this, i'm reading bulletins and i run across one begging people to repost a bulletin about getting rid of the RIP feature. now dont get me wrong i understand the frustration in having your pics jacked and someone else using them and saying its them. and its perfectly understandable to get pissed off about it. so dont by any means think i'm raggin on the people who get upset about this. now with that being said. HOW SILLY CAN YOU BE to think that for one minute getting rid of that feature will stop people from jacking your pic and using it. i mean think about it people. myspace doesnt have that feature and your pics get jacked. msn spaces/profiles dont have a rip feature and your pics get jacked. i can right click on a pic of vin deisel and say its me and post it. as long as right click/save exis
Oh Brother
I may as well go watch the game - my bulletin board is already lighting up because of the bears touchdown. See ya'll in a while. GO COLTS!!!!
Oh, Brother!
Some of you have noticed my blogs tend to be warnings and bitchings about people making demands regarding my NSFW pix. There is a reason they are there. Yes, I do have NSFW pictures and yes I do post them. Yes, I do make a good deal of money as a fetish model and am a bit of an exhibitionist. Yes, I do post the images to help out some of my buds and have no problem or hang-ups about doing a point. Many times, especially of late, people have been rude about it. I chalk it up to "they know now with whom they deal". You see, Im a bitch when it comes to being pushed around. Push me and you are apt to find yourself on your ass, quickly, figuratively speaking, of course. I accept pretty much all friends, unless their profile sends out psycho/stalker/scary vibes. I am happy to accept people as people just fascinate the hell out of me. In fact, I consider myself to be quite the people expert. However, I take no bullshit from anyone, male or female. I wont tolerate being lied t
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Our hero arrived in the small town of Cookeville late in the afternoon. Many things changed since the last time he was here. More stores, less trees. Typical expansion as a town suffers the growing pains as the population increases. First stop was the domicile of the wicked witch from days past who had shackled Cotton in her two stories of terror for a spell. It would seem she could not easily rid herself of our hero for he kept popping back in when she least expected it. The visit was quite cordial though. Long had it been since her separation with the man who wore a clamshell for a hairdo. Needless to say, luke warm embraces, and false smiles laced with slight contempt were exchanged. Our hero was not here for the ones who resided on the hilltop home though. He had come to see his sibling. Information was garnered later that evening of his whereabouts. So off to meet his brother he went, leaving the smoke and mirrors of days past...
Oh Brother, My Brother
Oh Brother, Druggie At It Again.....
Wow, I am honestly starting to believe that Druggie Limbaugh's habit is starting to erode his brain capacity. Now, for starters, I have mostly avoided trying to write anything about Michael Jackson. Yes, he's a legendary singer and artist, but in my opinion, this situation is not worth the first ten minutes of every cable news cycle. That being said, check out Druggie from earlier as he stated that Jackson "flourished under Reagan, languished under Clinton and Bush, and died under Obama" But hey, let's have fun with this, maybe I can even make the rumor circuit!! 1968, Jackson 5 and 10 year old Michael sign with Motown. Lyndon B Johnson is president, meaning then President Johnson's war in Vietnam motivated Motown to look for musicians that would make us forget about the war. (sorry, that's all I could come up with) 1970-the group's first 4 singles are number 1. Of course, then President Nixon most likely broke into where their music was being written, and already kn
Oh Brother Lol Shout Box Bs
This started out with a lame frienship request claiming the guy lives in my pic of him *not shocked* And became this ... You know how it reads.. bottom up Idiot can't even spell ffs * LOL * ~*SIN-SIN*~®: I'm sure some point whore will eventually..sorry pass Yum: i understand if u dont want me to send or add me, its cool ~*SIN-SIN*~®: or should I say ..insecure much? Yum: lol, ~*SIN-SIN*~®: hahahaha wow sounds like you both need to grow up Yum: i can only eamil it, i dont want someone to see me on here, my GF, she getss super jelious ~*SIN-SIN*~®: you could post your actual pic I do not add random people
Oh Btw - Dont Turn Your Back On The Divine Miss S......
I am glad that I made it clear to my real friends long ago - that when it came to "Miss S" it was a matter of keeping your friends closer and ur enemies closer - I am usually a great judge of character and something somewhere told me not to trust this child. Ive never met someone so two-faced in my life all the while begging and whinin... "i dont know why people are constantly hating on me" Well let me tell you Sherrie - we dislike you cus to our faces you tell us you love us and ur our friends and then behind our backs your emailing our supposed "sworn enemies" and ripping us apart.... I told you a while back - yah I might be old enuf to be your mother on here - but Ive beat you at every step and I for this last bit of lying ad backstabbing you did - I wont rest till you've admitted to everyone what you've done and aplogized publicly to each one of my friends - including the Bird! Now Sherry do you have any proof that I was disloyal to you as a friend - or that I ba
Oh Btw.....
If you like my blogs please dont forget to re-rate me..... even if you did so in the past - with the personal problems Ive had in real life - I deleted all my work.... and therefore have to start from scratch So I know I dont have the "begging for ratings" thing down pat and I know I wont post a porn star pic to get your interest so that I could get ratings - but do ya think you can do it just becuz hehehehehhe And thank you to those of you whom already have done so ;)) Hugs&Luvs, ~Mz Mic~
Oh... Btw...
Btw, I forgot to mention this earlier... After talking with John last night about a lot things, I am going to dye my hair back to a "normal" color. Maybe not quite my natural color, but close to it. I might stop at the store tonight to pick up the color... if not tonight, then definitely within the next few days. I need to start focusing on what is coming up ahead of me and prepare myself for the future. As much as I love having purple hair, I'm getting to the point in my life where I need to be more "socially acceptable" so that I can better myself. I'm also in the process of moving into my new place. Tom (my new roommate) is still painting my room. He started yesterday but the paint didn't cover up all of the old stuff so he's putting up another coat. I hope to be able to move my furniture in today/night but I may just crash on the extra bed tonight and move my furniture tomorrow when I get off work... *crosses fingers* we'll see.
Oh Btw
I just posted a new pic that one of my lovely girlfriends just made for me. Another one of my girlfriends told me it didn't show that I posted it... so go check it out! Love my Persia, Ruby, and It's All Good!
Oh Bugger
alright mates my girl left me yesterday:(what was once the warmest room in the house is now the coldest,darkest...let me tell you about this girl..she got the this smile that could warm the coldest of heart...her eyes could make alll your worries disappear,and s kiss that could send you to heaven;)i love you Andrea with all of me heart and soul...after all ARE me heart and make me a better bloke when your about,and i want to change the world so you don't hurt as life with you means everything..and i don't fancy losing you....your stuck with me darlin..le grá go deo-Sean She will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. The way her heads always find the right spot on my shoulder. How cute she looks when she sleeps. The ease in which she fits into my arms. The way she kisses me and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. How cute she is when she eats. The way she takes hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. Becau
Oh Bugger
My worst fears have come true, in regards to my course. I have to do my first assignment this weekend, but i am bouncing off the walls with the first steps of an episode of mania. i can't focus and keep my mind on the task. i have taken enough ativan to knock out an elephant and i am still going ninety million miles an hour. I gonna fail at the first hurdle, but who the hell was i kidding that i could do it in the first place ?
Oh By The Way...........
Oh by the way did i mention i got a bike now.
Oh By The Way
I didnt write any of the poems I recently posted, they all came from The Book of Counted Sorrows. If you have ever read Dean Koontz you will know what I am talking about.
Oh By The Way I Am One Of These
TRUE AMERICAN REDNECK It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem In ENGLISH. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what
Oh By The Way...
Oh and one more think I'm about to start deleting people so If I don't get a comment or message from those who haven't hit me up yet, yeah, you're gone! Realest
Oh, By The Way ...
Yes, I am a big flirt and very generous with FU-bucks.
Oh By The Way.
Oh by the way I'm out of fubar if you got my messengers myspace etc you can contact me on those if you don't your fucked later fubar.
Oh Canada Oh Canada!
Well, in aboot a week I will be in the almost semi country of Canada. Ooooh ahhhhh, how exciting. Yes I know... The best part, however, is I am going to the snooty French part of Canada and the most I can say in french is where is the bathroom... So maybe I will not need to talk to any of the canooks. I'm allowed to call them canooks simply for the fact I am part French Canadian, therefore I win you lose good day sir or madam whichever is applicable. I leave next saturday at 6AM which means I probably wont sleep that friday night so I can sleep the entire bus ride up to the border (about 10 hours) So I will be wide awake when it comes time for me to go walk around the streets of Quebec looking for 1 of 2 things I would have interest in while there... Which would be alchie, and well.. Guess the other thing. Ha... Wow.. Now, doesn't Canada have two hockey teams? I know there is the Toronto Maple Leafs... but isn't there another one? I dunno I need to figure this out... My g
Oh Can Life Get Any Better ? Lmmfaoooooo
Oh Canada!!!
Well ya'll I am in Canada now! I will take plenty of pictures and will post when I get home.. we will be leaving for the campsite tomorrow night. Sure is beautiful here! Lovin' and missin' ya'll!!! Blessed be! Light & Love Always, Paulette
Oh Canada
This week finds me in beautiful Edmonton for a conference. Lots to do, but I just wanted to say "funny money" to all my Canadian friends.
Oh Carol
I have been getting a lot of questions as to what happened with Carol. The truth of the matter is, I don't know. I do know that she was going on vacation to Mexico shortly after she wiped out all her personal pic's. The good thing is that she did not kill her account. So hopefully she will once again grace us with her presence. Sometimes the real world beckons. I still go hit her stuff and slowly she is inching towards leveling. Those of us that are friends with her all miss her. Ya get a chance, go by her page and leave a few rates. Thanks
Oh Christ
I'm at the same coffee place... There are emo and scene kids everywhere... Would it be right for me to slaughter them like the conformist sheep they are??? I think it'd be amusing... =D
Oh Christ ( Update)
THEY'RE SINGING SECRET AGENT MAN!!! -SLAMS FACE REPEATEDLY INTO TABLE- somehow I am reminded of Clubsoda Kenny from the O n A show.... hahaha makes me laugh hysterically if I think of that... hehe... Oh gawd... This place is lame as hell... SHame I am too bored to do anything else, and on top of that stuck here
Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree...leave Me A Gift!
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Oh Christ Im Gonna Need Some Help On This One Please !!!
Today I got a message from Sherrylicious...hey Molly Im sorry i ripped the wrong photo...I said..What photo ? ..She said "for the giveaway" I replied...:What Giveaway ? She Said.."the one you entered..50,000 comments for a happy hour 30,000 for a 30 day blast ! "Ummm no ...I didnt enter a competition... "To which she replied..."Im so sorry i will remove you....laughing.... and then...stooooopid me...said nahh leave it there...I havent entered a comp before ..ill give it a go when i got there..someone already had 2000 comments ...I thought..damn im stuffed... Then i thought...i have lots of friends :P So if your bored..if you wanna dump all your spare comments u dont is the photo link...I really would appreciate the help if you have the time to spare...thanks guys...please add fan and rate Sherry to bomb....xoxox Sherrylicious@ fubar
Oh Charlie!
Oh Child Of Aphrodite Blessed You Are To Me
Oh Child of Aphrodite Blessed You Are To Me Oh light within my darkness you give me hope, You share your inner brilliance selflessly with love , Oh Child of Aphrodite, your heart is pure and bright, Only your compassion can ease in pain in my blackened soul, Your sweet words of hope, trust and devotion bring solace to my aching heart, Your voice alone is a balm to my broken dreams, Oh Child of Aphrodite know I am forever in your debt for restoring my faith in Love and Compassion from first day we met, Teach me the ways of loving completely and selflessly in accordance of your Goddess, Grant me the wisdom that only true pure Love can give, Blessed are you, Child of Aphrodite, to me and my heart. Fatal Desire's Forsaken Poet This was written to a dear friend who helped me see when i was blind
"oh Chico..."
The big dog awoke that afternoon in December to the unmistakable sound of a car coming down the road. It wasn't just any car, no, this was "the nice lady's" car, the woman that had welcomed him in as a stray and had taken such good care of him since he showed up on her doorstep almost a year ago. He let his mind wander to the day he discovered this Heaven on earth. "How had he missed it?" After all, he was born just a ways up the road. But there, his owners were mean and dirty and paid no real attention to him. One day he got up, and just decided to go find himself a better place to live. As he walked in front of this house, he felt an overwhelming sense of love and friendliness. "This is my new home", he remembered thinking, "a place to feel loved and wanted". He was a black labrador retriever, larger than most, but even he needed to feel like someone, anyone, cared about him. This woman gave him food and water every day, but most importantly, she gave him plenty of big hugs and a mil
Oh C'mon, U Know We're Allll A Lil All Rolled Up In One! Lol :p~
Meredeth Brooks - "I'M A BITCH"
Oh Computer On Fritz
The poetry of beauty She sits and looks at me with eyes that do ensnare my soul I think of her and wonder if her smile she does control This silent siren that leads the heart to thoughts of wildness how would beauty feel if I did hold her in my sweet caress on to the next stop and find if the world does rise on her I sit here and stare into beauty's eyes till all the worlds a blur A private world of peace and happiness for only two to share Seeking the wonder of her soul and finding none to compare By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Oh Come On You Guys .. Geesh
Come on Guys .. Im not asking you to do anything bad .. just asking you to Please Help my Friend Mary out in her Very First Contest .. to win a Blast .. I know some of you may know others in that contest and are bombing them . and Thats Cool . But Ive got Hundreds of people on my list .. and yet everyone is avoiding this like the plague . Please . Just help her .. If you do . .and Leave me a Message . I Promise you I will Come over to your pages .and help you .. all Im able .. Share the link .. the Blog . the Bulletin . Hell stop by her page . she's a Sweetie .. Please . now im beggin here people .. Please Help her get this Blast .. This is her Page . stop by Say Hi .. Happy Country Girl@ fubar But wait !!!! dont click there so fast .. First please .. Come here Thank you all So much MUAHSSSSSS !!!!!
Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
Tune: "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful" Oh, come all ye faithful Gather round the Yule Fire Oh, come ye, oh, come ye, To call the Sun! Fires within us Call the Fire above us O, come, let us invoke Him! O, come, let us invoke Him! O, come, let us invoke Him! Our Lord, the Sun! Yea, Lord, we greet Thee! Born again at Yuletide! Yule fires and candle flames Are lighted for You! Come to thy children Calling for thy blessing! O, come let us invoke Him O, come let us invoke Him O, come let us invoke Him Our Lord, the Sun!
Oh Come Rate And Bid....
So.. here i am being auctioned off. Come check it out and rate. Bid if you like. ~MUAH~
Oh Crap!
You'd think that getting a crayon stuck up one's nose would be rather difficult considering it was one of those fat ones the slow kids use. Apparently I am one of those slow kids.... I can't get the damn thing out now. Er.. I mean... I have this friend...
Oh Crap
I used "really" twice in that last blog. Twice in the same damn sentence. That kind of tweaks my gourd. Oh, gourd. Why art thou tweakested thusly? Weeeeee!
Oh Crap!
Well, Its 5 days to Christmas and I have soooo much still to do! Whay am I sitting here at this stupid pc then you ask?? Well I have NO freaking idea, except to say, "I DONT WANNA DO IT!!" Have a great day all.
Oh Crap....
Alright, I was all about the Democrats gaining a majority in the House and Senate. Now, this is not because I am a "looney left wing liberal" or whatever, I am actually a centrist, pro gun, pro Israel, straight down the middle Democrat. Both parties in my eyes have equal ability to be corrupt, however, I was pulling with the Dems big time this last fall in hopes of seeing checks and balances restored, if nothing else. The Republicans had strayed far from the small government, fiscally conservative party they had once been, like it or not, that's the truth. So the Democrats decided to pass minimum wage hike the other day...Great! I don't care what the counter argument is, fair wage initiatives have shown to only create jobs, not lose jobs. Now personally, I think we should give huge tax incentives for companies to maintain jobs here and pay fair wages, but that would be the two parties compromising, and Lord knows we can't have that. So anyway, I was reading about the passage of the
Oh Crap
Have you ever had a song get stuck in your head? What am I asking, of course you have. Doesn't everybody? Well in the last coulple of weeks I have gotten multiple songs stuck in my head. It happens all day long and I can't seem to shut it off. If I listen to music to get rid of one song, the one I listen to gets stuck. And so on and so on... On a happier not, looking forward to playing volleyball this weekend and going to G's of course.
Oh Crap.
I think I just ate a bad Twizzler. I had no idea they could even go off. Now I am a-scared.
Oh Crap!
Oh Crap! Lol
Ed was in deep trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, "AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
Oh Crap...i Just Named My Blog Poop Core...
Fuck, lol, the name of this specific blog is called Poop Core...Oh, well, I guess :-P I will now be known as the chick with the Poop Core Blog ************************************************* Well, to make this more understood, I work with the elderly... And most of them are pretty with it...especially on my unit... Well, last night was a whole different story... Kathy and I were doing rounds, and we smelled shit...lots of it...we both assumed it was from the bowel obsessed woman on the other side of the hall, as she fought to GET a soap suds enema last night lol (dont people usually fight to NOT get one of those ? lol) WE WERE WRONG lol We go into the room across from hers, and the shit hit us... literally... I will refer to my resident only as "old guy" in the story... Old Guy needs to be checked and changed a couple of times a night, as he is primarily incontinent... We need to make sure that his bedside table is free from any muscle rub, as he has been known to c
Oh Crap
we'll here i thought i would clean up my pg and move ppl to "family" and delete my friends. it doesnt work that way i gotta keep u on both so i gotta start readding ppl now. grrr. bear with me.
"oh, Crap."
11:30 PM 4/25/2008 So, I got this idea in my head while I was at work that I should find a way to keep track of the issues I answer questions on in the support lounge and in my shoutbox. At work, I keep track of the hospitals' issues in a program called "Footprints," which my boss runs reports on to get an idea what's broken most of the time and what the IT department should spend its resources on. I'm not sure whether or not Fubar has one of these things yet, but it couldn't hurt to try writing one for gits and shiggles. The working title is "OH, CRAP". It's generally the first thing people say to themselves, internally, whenever they come across a problem. I'll be updating this blog entry as I add to this program. Current Programming Project Working Title "Owl's Hobby: Cool, Rather Ambitous Project" (or, "OH CRAP") Purpose Track issues reported in the support lounge to get a better, more comprehensive idea of the state of the site's needs. Follows in the
Oh Cry Me A Fuckin River
LOL my druggie friends broke into YOUR house and stole your baby things?! i'm glad you are blaming that shit on me since you have like proof and shit. whatever. and you didn't just misspell one word, you misspelled quite a few, but i'm not here to judge you. that is not my job. you will be judged when you die. tara is the only one that don't like me, i hung out with dustin, pat, jon and sean just like 2 days ago, so i don't know what you are talking about. i just called pat and told him i gave you his number for christopher. and you dont' know anything about me, just like i know very little about you. what christopher tells you or what they tell you is the me that was very unhappy in a horrible relationship. i wasn't the me that i am now. but anyway. all i really have to say about the whole fubar thing is to either grow up or shut up because it is my page. i didn't tell you to not take pictures of whatever and put them up on ur page. it's my don't like it, you don't have to
Oh Crap!
Oh Crap
96% of americans say oh shit before going into the ditch. The other 4% are from south carolina and  say hold my beer and watch this shit.   LOL
Oh Cut Me A Break!
Day in and day out, seems it's all the same as if time no longer moves, as if time stands still. It's sad, really The yelling and screaming, slaming and banging things, even an occasional "CRAAASSSHHHH*. The namecalling and blameing needless noize and needless stress One's happiness should not depend Upon another's pain. Day in and day out, seems it's all the same as if time no longer moves, as if time stands still.
Oh Damn
im awake again
Call me silly, call me crazy...but.. Damn....Prince. He just makes me wanna... ;) -sigh-
Oh Damn
Oh Danny Boy
Oh Danny boy,the pipes, the pipes are callin. From Glen to Glen and down the mountainside. The Summer's gone and all the flowers dyin. Tis you,tis you, must go and die and I must fight. But come ye back when Summer's in the meadow, or when the valley's hushed up white with snow. Till thy be here in sunshine and in shadow, oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.
Oh Daddy
Oh, Darling
It's one of the songs on my playlist. It reminds me of a great LP that my brother gave me for Christmas one year. It is, of course, on the album, Abbey Road, one of the best albums ever recorded. I miss that album. One day I'm going to buy the DVD. But it won't be the same. Some of my fellow old-timers will probably agree.
Oh Dang It! Lol
;reaches for her gold studded bat: lol I was supposed to have had a whole week off, this morning I find out that I need to go back early..... gonna start back again tomorrow mornin'. This bites! lol. They're not too happy that I said I wouldn't come in today, but, they'll get over But, I didn't get much sleep last night, er um, this mornin' I should say, lol. Oh man, this means I'm gonna have to get to bed earlier again, hmmm, lol that's not actually a bad thing though. lol :D < yawns & stretches > hmmm, ok, 'nuff o'da' biatchin, and back to something else......... see ya around! lol
Oh Damn Look Here
Oh Danny Boy - Muppets Style!
Oh!, Damn
Hello my friends, U WANT TO OWN ME? COME BID ON ME Everybody have a good day lipz_inc2008~~DA WALL~~@ fubar
Oh Damn ( Her World) Owns My
I would Like Io Introduce To My Owner Who Is Also A very special woman To Me ~*~*~she is Her World!~*~*~ I have had the honor of knowing this Kickass of a woman for some time now who is Close to My heart! She is one of My bestest Friends! She Always Show mad love to Everyone in one way or another! Please Go show her mad love to her!!F/R/A if you haven't yet! Go spank herand do it hard she likes it!! she always returns the love.. its a win/win! Just tell her that " Her Princess sent you to spank her hard" })i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ ® ღ* ஐ*ღ FuAngels Co-Captain Team 3 ღ* ஐ@ fubar ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Oh Damn I Want To Know More About You!
My name is Angela Varona. I am single for 3 years. I live in East Ham  London , United Kingdom, but born in Mexcico.   I have 3 SIDES1. The quite sweet side.2.The fun and crazy side.3.The side you never want to see.   cAN YOU HELP MY MATH HOMEWORK?ADD the bed, SUBTRACT the clothes,DIVIDEAN YOU HELP MY MATH HOMEWORK?ADD the bed, SUBTRACT the clothes,DIVIDE my legs, and PRAY you dont MULTIPLY. my legs, and PRAY you dont MULTIPLY.Then teach me in your bed for REAL!
Oh Dear
You Are 60% Weird You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!How Weird Are You?
Oh Dear...
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Demon100%WereWolf50%Mermaid50%Angel25%Dragon25%Faerie8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Oh Dear....
WOW..u really learn who your friends truely ex best friend and her bf are on my shit list..i am just happy that Jerry is moving up here with me. And we are getting a house together. This is soo great. By the way..talking about great...for people who get on Jerrys pg and think hes a asshole or watch out hes going to break your heart..PLEASE!! Look if someone sends me a message in my shout box saying.. "yayamama: and you, you stupid may wanna look in different directions as well.....cause you have totally got your info wrong....." U think shes trying a little to hard??? Will if your not sure yet heres a little more info to make up your mind. "And just to let you know by the way since how you and everyone there seems to think that I can't get over you!!!!! Now tell your damn WHATEVER THE HELL SHE IS to leave me the Fuck alone......I have left the two of you alone, and I am getting tired of her, or whoever it is, coming in and trying to fuck with me still...
Oh Dear, Going Postal
You have a 56% chance of going postal! Ooo, over a 50% chance. That's a bad sign, dude. Better get a hobby. Not hunting. May I suggest needlepoint?How Likely Are You to Go Postal?Create Your Own Quiz
Oh Dear
my scarybirds site seems to have disappeared so all the links tht are on me page are not working which is a pain in the arse anyway will look into it, its obviously something I have forgotten to do. bollocks i can do without this at this time. Kerry
Oh Dear
tonight has been interesting and now I am confused. Again. Gah, I hate this. =C
Oh Dear
You Are a Drama Princess (or Prince) You're not over the top dramatic, but you have your moments. You know how to steal the spotlight... And how to act out to get your way. People around you know that you're good for a laugh. But at times, your drama gets a bit too much for everyone. Tone it down a tad, and you'll still be the center of attention. Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?
Oh Dear,waiting & Wanting
A shadowy figure lurks near A silent visitor! A messenger of fear Sending shivers up my spine It's clear, I fear It's wanting and waiting For someone here I hear its rhythmic breath That measured sound Of approaching death And I am alerted of its quest It is clear, I fear It's wanting and waiting For someone here It's wanting and waiting for someone here, But wanting and waiting for who? For me, or for you? Getting accustomed to it near To its powerful presence! No longer do I cringe in fear It's now a welcomed guest! I entertain this new friend dear While it's wanting and waiting For someone here Maybe I'm just a little crazy But I do enjoy its company! I appreciate its mystery And its morbid curiousity Strangely, I don't mind the fact's wanting and waiting Just for me! Oh dear! Now I fear, It could be true That it's wanting and waiting, Just for you!
Oh Dear Lord.
the MILF just emailed this to me and it's pretty interesting: Read this.
Oh, Dear... Penguin Flying, Flying Penguins... If You See This, Please Read This :)
Has anyone heard the song Swinging on a Star? or similar songs? I think I've now had to explain my general sort-of-direction-of-intention with the title, "Have you ever seen, a penguin fly?" (and that breathing-space comma is not arbitrary) several times- it's not clear. Back in summer camp we sang quite a lot of songs and I keep imagining the general outline of one, where one of the lines would end- ...Have- you ever seen, a penguin fly? much to the rhythm in fact, of Swinging on a Star, with its "Or would you like to ..."- that same refrain, different words. But with penguins flying representing to my mind- aspiration. Something wanting to go up, not yet there. (Though- as I keep joking cheerily: 60% of penguins polled expressed indifference when asked if they wanted to fly. The other 40% (think of that scene at the end of the US version of March of the Penguins, with the penguins just walking past the camera people, looking, and wa
Oh Dear Me From The All Mighty Douche King...
so...there's this guy...who i guess was one of my friends on here...i dunno...i never talked to him. anyway...basically once a day he would attempt to talk to me in the shout box...but he didn't have a salute picture...and his photos seemed i didn't even bother... i just...pinpointed him as a faker from the get go. i guess i should have deleted him as well... anyway... i guess that after his 15th try or so to get me to talk to him, he decides to get angry...and get all stupid with me. it made me giggle. and i took screen shots of the messages he sent me...just so i could share them all with you. k...first: i responded with: okey dokey. no biggie. i don't know anything about you. which i thought was a decent enough response...i guess i was wrong...because this is what he sent next: i responded with: hahahahahahha you make me laugh. i think you are just mad because i never talked to you in the shout box. have 3 pictures...that probab
Oh Dear God In Heaven!
I'm going to go crawl under a rock and die now. KTHXBYE.
Oh Dear
Today it is my birthday.. I am 27 years old now! arugh I am getting old lol.. my wish gift is get some wild sex tonight :P care to make my wish come true? lol
Oh Dear
this place is little bit quick for me but am sure i got hang of it. my life is wee bit weird at moment. lots going on its all to much aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh
Oh Dear .......wife's Home Early !!
The wife comes Home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful,disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, Iwant a divorce!"The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened""Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed! And very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since
Oh Death
Oh Dear
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife. "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain - do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
Oh Dear
PERVOTARD: A DEFINITION Category: Parties and Nightlife ~PERVOTARD~ ~Noun~ An individual who enjoys, or is aroused by deviant sexual activity, but lacks the skill to perform it properly. Usually due to inexperience, ignorance, or laziness.
Oh Dear, I Hope It Was An April Fool's Joke
I just had a strange request to use my profile photo, well I think it was that one, for a poster. It is for a big commercial soft drink's thing, which is something I never touch. OK, I drink milk and water as well as fruit juice but my main tipple of choice is Vino Tinto and definitely not Vimto - not that it was the one. Anyway, I sent a confirmation and put much ha ha ha on because I thought it was funny. Now I hope it was an April Fool's joke because I should hate any of my sins to find me out. Let's face it we all have those. Maybe I can, like Henrietta after she had been to the Shady Glade Beauty Parlour, wear a half-mask. Ha ha ha. Well, Henrietta is a hippopotamus and a member of the gentle creed who should not have been in such a rum establishment in the first place. However, she fell asleep in the mud and had to repair the bad hide day. Oh my goodness, the mirror does not lie and this morning was definitely a good day to hide a bad hide. Travelling across Europe eve
Oh Dear, Pray For My Soul...or Don't. Whatever
I'm so burning for this!
Oh Dear
Erm well its like this ya see - we got chatting on yahoo this morning and we are talking things through - he knows that I am insecure, I know he is a flirt but if we wanna be together we know that we gotta over come all obstacles. Yeah call me what you like - love is blind, i know but oh well thanks to all my friends for the shoulders - I shall return all damp shoulders dried and clean!!!!!!!!
Oh Dear Lord.
i think i should bury my head in sand and like never ever take it out. no more 36 crazyfists concerts ever again. we can't drink with them and be sustained lol
Oh Destinies Child
Oh Destinies Child Oh destinies child you are. Granted and given a chore. Take one for her and Him. Take two for them and those. Keep one for yourself and them. Where you are no one knows. You are a breeze in the wind, From beginning to the very end! Oh destinies child ye shall remain. Timing worketh wonders the same. You were meant to be one for all. Take this world so great and small. I give to you a deeply planted seed. Grow it slow and nurture it very fast. You will never find yourself in need. You are sown your first and your last. © Copyright: Ann Rich 2006
Oh Dear.
If I can even post this blog :) ... rebooting may fix the problem, haven't tried that yet (I should of course!!...) - I can't update my status, can do very little on the site at the moment. Buttons are disabled, so's a lot else. Weird. Has been this way for more than a day now for me.   (Edit: so that's what it takes- Safari and fubar are not talking with one another now. Have to use another browser - of which I do have several on my machine, like SeaMonkey, Firefox, Chrome, etc.)
Oh Dear
I just got an email from UEA (University of East Anglia) reminding me that results day is the 19th, and that day is when I'll know whether I have gotten a confirmed offer at UEA...I think that's the first time this summer that I've worried about it. *Sigh*   Oh well at least if I don't get in there then I still have my insurance choice of Canterbury (beautiful city) but I'd rather not go there just cos the cost of living is higher than if I get to go to UEA. :(
Oh Dear God
HELP MEEEE It's sooooo itchy.
Oh Dear Lord, I Am So Sore
3 fierce workouts in 3 days Walkouts with a torso twist, Some thing where we had to sit...against the wall with no friggin chair, ab work from the step...the boys were on a friggin roll :( I am sore as hell Like when I first started lol
Oh Disney.
I've always wanted to take a trip to Wonderland. But now that I am lost in it. All I want to do is go home. I clicked my heels and nothing happened. I hope I'm not lost forever. Maybe instead I'm in Neverland since no one here seems grown up at all. As I wander deeper into the forest things become more vague. Everything that once was clear is now a total blur. A beast has fallen in love with me and all I want is my prince. Perhaps if I dive deep into the sea all would be ideal. A crab could never break my heart. A flounder could never stab me in the back. Maybe it's my best bet. On second thought... I will eat the apple. Then what worries could possible come? A calm, peaceful sleep. What a desireable outcome. Take me to a cartoon land. There all the immaturity would make sense. I can live my life with a rabbit. And laugh and play all day. No worries for the cartoons. No worries for me. I still want my prince to kis
Oh Dio
Kenny: =X Robyn: hi honey :) Kenny: before you came into my life Kenny: :- Kenny: and now Kenny: 8======================D Robyn: =)) Robyn: that's soo sweet Kenny:
Oh Dial Up Stinks
Dial up can only be compared to standing at the checkout lane at walmart with more the 10 items and having that 11th item (dial up) don't qualify me to get to my car faster then that person buying one razer and a can of coke, I can however keep counting my stuff hoping that I have miscounted, what the hell right I have time!!! anyway I'm glad to be back I have missed you all most you have offered warm welcomes and "how are yeahs" and that is just enough for me to listion to a busy signal or that dial tone just before you hear do dah do doodddoododo zang zang zzzzzzz buzzzzz... Peace to you all, and cyber hug a bouncer they deserve your respect they work hard.... hope to talk to you all soon.
Oh Don't Be Stupid !
You know, when men try to pick up women, some of them spend a lot of time asking the wrong damn question. Now, I know some guy is going to say "Women do tooo", well you know what? I don't date women, so I write from my own experience. So, I've compiled a list of some of the questions that I've been asked and some of my favorite answers. Q. Are your tits real? A. Is your *ick real?? Q. Are you really 36? A. No, I'm lying about being a middle aged woman so I can drink w/o being carded. Q. Are you bi-sexual? A. If bi means twice a week, if I can be I am. Q. Did it hurt? A. What? When I fell from heaven? Why are you even trying that bullshit ass line with a woman over 12? Q. Do your parents know you're this beautiful? A. No jackass, they've never seen me.....what? Q. What gets you hot? A. Heat asshole. Q. Do you like anal? A. *looks for ignore or block button*..... Q. So, what are you looking for? A. Someone else to talk to. Q. Would you
Oh Dont Worry Im Still Adding People To This List
Oh Dude!!!!
I want it! Wonder how ya make one.... any volunteers? :D
Here we go. In the words of Alex Varkatzas: So raise your voices and hold your hopes up high! Tell your stories, run your mouth, and tell your lies! oh! on the plus side I hear that I may possibly get to see Mikey next month! ♥
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***o Hell Yes!!!!!***
You scored as Eminem. congrats!..ur perfect match is eminem...most of the time u are agressive.but when it comes down to it u really do care for the ppl u love Eminem100%gerard way83%kasey kahne83%chad micheal murray33%ashton kutcher17%drake bell17%who is your perfect celeb match?girls only!created with
Oh Elgotto....
LMAO!! Here it is Elgotto!! hmmm I wonder do you wear glasses by any chance?
2o Helpful Hints For Women :
2O HELPFUL HINTS FOR WOMEN : A Sex Therapy Information Guide 20 Helpful Hints for Women To Reach Orgasm by Cynthia Lief Ruberg, MS Ed, LPCC, FAACS PSYCHOLOGICAL HINTS: 1) Anticipate the Sexual Encounter--Many women find that if they spend some time fantasizing about an upcoming sexual encounter, they can use their minds (imagination) to "turn themselves on" physically, as well as emotionally. It also helps for women to learn to identify what turns them on in their environment (i.e., romantic or erotic stories, love songs, videos, etc.) and use this material in anticipation of a sexual encounter. This process of "starting on warm" can help to make reaching "the end" easier. 2) Get Relaxed--Most women require a transition or "down time" in order to be opened-up to receiving sexual pleasure. This is because emotional tension negatively interferes with sexual response. So, listen to music, take a hot bath, read a book, do "whatever works" to get relaxed. Being in a rel
O Hell Yeah --round Two~~bombing Help Needed
Search Video Codes WOOT WE MADE IT THROUGH ROUND 1 NOW ITS TIME TO BOMB THIS LADY TO THE FINISH LINE!! This sexy woman is a classy Lady and has difficulty asking for help... I have no such problem asking on her behalf! Kat is a proud Mom of 4 kids and feels that she lost the ability to be "sexy" in her 20's before she had kids! I say she's wrong and to prove it, I nominated her to be in a photo contest with 19 other beauties for Fubar bragging rights and 3 Million Fubucks! Please click on the link, hit this beauty with a 10 or 11 and bomb her to number 1. Show her I'm right... she just SMOKIN' HOT! This message brought to you by: LionRawr{Prowler of the Savana - Defender of the pride} {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar and pimped by:
O Hell Obama
May 19-2011 will be marked as the day President Obama threw Israel under the bus and sealed America's doom
Oh Em Gee
Wow... I didn't think it was going to happen, but somehow it did... briefly, might I add. Anyone who has read my last blog knows that a couple of days ago, there was this really incredible girl that i got a glance at three times, and the third time, I strangely wanted to run after her. Well... I saw her again today... very briefly. She was with a guy though. I have a strange feeling that she might work on that end of the mall. After the moment that I saw her, she went into the tattoo parlor [yes.... we have a tattoo store in our mall....] not far from the kiosk that I work at... So I'm not sure if that's where she works, or if that's one of her hangout places. [Note: this is also one of the stores that she stopped by the other day when I saw her the first time]. However, since it was busy at the kiosk, she had someone with her, and that I'm not allowed to leave the kiosk, I was not able to go and at least say "Hey, you know, I've seen you around the mall a couple of times. Do you wo
Oh Em Gee
Ohemgee It's Poetry :o
Tossed off recently. (s'what SHE said.) --- Crow caw, owl hoot Fox scramble, farmer shoot Thunder rumble, raindrops tumble Nature nurture, Man stumble. Ice melt, hail pelt, Tanner slice, butcher dice, Hunter capture, dinner table rapture Nature stumble, Man mumble. Rubbish rustle, trash to stash Diggers dig, miners mine Rape the soil for a glass more wine Corn grow, stocks low Sky grey, Far off thunder rumble. No man listens, While silver glistens: Dig, dig, dig, Bury head; Garden shed, garden gnome, Replace the place where pretty things grow. Dust billow, storm grow Shake your fist At fortunes slow No man may plant where nothing grow.
Oh Em Gee! Aren't We Out Of High School?
Apparently some of us aren't.   I felt the need to write this little blog to remind people that you are supposed to be ADULTS and act accordingly. In the last few weeks, I've been pretty silent, and mostly M.I.A. with real life, but I do log in here and there to help out some people and rate family and friends. That step back has shown me some really ugly faces on here. Some that I would not even expect. Now, I won't name names because everyone has the right to see others for themselves. I would like to take a minute and share some things you should AVOID: 1. DO NOT make fake profiles to harass people who have you blocked. IT IS NUTS. It makes you a psycho stalker. If they blocked you, THEY DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU. It's that simple. 2. DO NOT try to talk shit about another member just to get ahead. You can refer back to my blog about rumors. All that does is show people what a manipulative, jealous, and otherwise immature dip shit you are. 3. DO NOT bash another member i
O Henry
Quote of the day, one of my favorites - "Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating." O. Henry
Oh Everyone
CLUSTERFUCK! lmao Dane Cook is a genius! ok i updated my about me!
Oh Ew. My Brain Hurts.
You know it's a bad night when you dream about a rather large tapeworm going under someone's bed, then you kill it by putting it in a blender. Oh god. I feel so nauseated. :(
Oh Father
Oh Father - Pastor Troy Oh father come and take me I cant take it no more Always messing up With these dumb fucks So when I hear this song I think about you B/c you fucked me up Now iam so hurt And now i should just leave this life
Oh Ffs
I go and rate 3 pics on Miss Cherry's profile and I get ratings blocked for 10 minutes. stop flooding our servers! --babyjesus Its bullshit that we are treated like 3 year olds. rating too fast? Are we supposed sit and start at each pic for 5 mins? I pay for vic and have spent alot of money on this site. I have been here for 9 months and because some ppl cheat. I have worked hard to get where I am on here. I cannot keep up because I am a real person minus the fake display pic. The new CT index page says...REAL PEOPLE! Where are the real people? It should say real boobs. I am just aggravated to all hell with the way things work here.
Oh Ffs! Stop That!
Okay maybe I'm just ranting today but I am really annoyed that people just do not pay attention. My profile states clearly that I do NOT just randomly give out my yahoo id. Now, I know some of you have it, but not as many as people may think. So, what happens? I get a note or shout with a brief introduction, usually no longer than "hi" then a yahoo id. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? I Why do some people ASSUME that I even want it? I usually have to chat on site for a bit before I even pretend to go to yahoo. Next, I am obviously dumb as a brick because many times, the convo goes like this: Him: Got yahoo? Me: Sorry hun, I don't just give out my yahoo like that. Him: Oh, okay...I can give you mine.. Wouldn't common sense say that if I hit him up on his then he would have MINE? Dammit, I may be half naked but i'm not half stupid...lmmfao!!! *Growls* Then, once it's been established I do not want to exchange id's it's time for them to sweeten t
Oh Ffs
Pardon me while I rant a bit. Ok, so I'm here. I put pictures up for people to enjoy. Some are goofy, so are plain ol' me and some are more sex-pot style. It's harmless, right? It's just a website, right? Hey, if people want to look at me, I don't mind. I don't mind if they strike up a conversation. But you know what? I'm more than a set of tits. If the first thing you say to me is "ooooh, baby, you're so hot.'re so fucking sexy", guess what? You're outta here. There's a person under here. I can tell when someone is friending me just to see my NSFW pics. So what if I have boobs and an ass and a cute face. There's a PERSON under here. Try talking to me. Get to know me. Address my brain, not my boobs. There is a PERSON under here. Try remembering that.
Oh Ffs
Why is it that when you tell someone to stop calling you babe, sexi or hunni as you find it really creepy they get upset. I find being referred to in this way puts me off wanting to talk to people. I fuckin give up with this place sometimes
Oh Ffs
why is it everywhere you go on online sites, theres people begging for money, begging for credits, begging for rates, begging for attention. And if they aint doing it for themselves they are doing it for someone else, whatever happened to making friends and getting to know people? Its getting ridiculous
Oh Ffs. Another Random One.
You Are the Ego You take a balanced approach to your life. You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones. But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does. You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess. Are You Id, Ego, or Superego?
Oh Ffs!
Yeah. Sam, Stacie, and Mel... You all SUCK. Go to and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you. 1)Your name?: Rob -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Rob 299 up, 75 down AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha. Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like. More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originailty. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/ger with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!) Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others. Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artisitic with a sense of h
Oh! Ffs!
I've had my mobile phone added since I got it (probably a year ago), and I just tried to upload my first pic by cell-phone today, and it wouldn't go thru!!! I deleted my cell number and then tried to add the number with the second option, got a confirmation so tried to upload the damn pic again, and STILL nothing! I deleted my number, AGAIN and added it AGAIN. Again got a confirmation so tried to upload my pic and it STILL didnt go thru! WTF is up with that!? Am I doing something wrong!? So I sent an e-mail to fubar askin whats up, but they don't expect to get back to me for AT LEAST 2 days! If anyone else has had this problem let me know! And ESPECIALLY if anyone has had this issue and resolved it, let me know!!! *rant over* Kkisses n Hugz Kk
Oh Ffs...
Like, OMG, You’re Stupid College | Louisiana, USA (I’m a desk assistant at a college dorm. One day, these two giggly freshman girls come up to me.) Girl #1: “Ummm… can we, like, borrow your phonebook?” Me: “Sure thing.” Girl #1: *flips through the book, looking completely dumbfounded* Me: “Need help finding something?” Girl #2: *whispers* “Jason’s is under ‘J’.” Girl #1: *whispers back* “I know, but sometimes I forget the alphabet…” Girl #2: “OmiGAWD me too!” *giggle giggle* (I grab the phonebook and look up their listing.) Me: “Here–Jason’s.” Girl #1: “Oh my GAWD thank you! They should really have a college course for, like, phone books! I’m not from this town, so, ya know…” --------------------- seriously? and this one was in my state... i am sad now LOL
Oh, Ffs. Damn Love.
I've held a candle for someone for a year. and they've shown severe interest in me, in at least one aspect. But, Of course, him showing that interest turned my candle into a freaking forest fire. He's all I think about, day after day, for the past freaking week. he won't talk to me online. but he did before. and, like, gah. I want to know what he wants, because i would leave phil for him in a heartbeat (phil treats me like crap). he's so effing perfect. without refining any of my standards, he fits them ALL. he so damned talented, and eloquent, and cynical... but i don't know if he's romantically interested in me. i want him to be. but, he loathes women in general and so we were both kinda surprised but I'm like freaking out because I care for him a lot and he said he cared about me (Much to my like WOAH! surprise) and he's all "i don't think i can be what you want me to be" and i was like "Uh, what do i want you to be?" but i didn't say that but i wanna ask him because of the fact i w
Oh Ffs
My son just told me I'm poor...I should stop using the "I dont have the money" excuse around him or he'll announce that to the world.
Oh Ffs
So...clown bitch came back..and it seems after sending a SS to support of her admitting it was her..I lost my comments..SO I won't be on much I suppose. So I guess see ya'll in a month..and fuck that clown bitch.
Oh Ffs
Oh Ffs
COUGARMOUNT Buzz:   loaded Level: Rock Star (20) Gender: Male, ? Location: 13463 Status: How do you get music on your page??? Thats cool   12:43pm COUGARMOUNT: Did ya take me off your shit list??? lol 12:44pm  Klover...: dont fucking start..i rarely block people..but have no issue with doing it again 12:45pm COUGARMOUNT: lol Im just pickin on ya geesh 12:45pm COUGARMOUNT: what ya up to today? 12:46pm  Klover...: working 1:14pm
Oh Fiddly Diddly Cocks
=D How are you dildos doing? Im sitting here,playing my gameboy!Yeh i am,cuz im an addict lmao So if you wanna add me to msn b4 i go to bed plz do so. OH but dont add me if ur only gunna talk once n thats all cuz i dont have time for one night IM's[LMMFAO] seriously,i crack myself up! =P
Oh For Fucks Sake
People who cannot spell piss me off so much. Why is it so difficult for people to type the g on words like playing, giving, looking, so on and so forth? Its only one extra letter idiots. Also people that use the number two instead of to or too. Come on losers, you learn that shit in 2nd grade! Using U instead of you is lame too. Put that shit in your pipes and smoke it, you bunch of fucking retards.
Oh For The Love Of This Suicide
I've learned to love this lie I call my life Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide Don't mind me with pouring blood This for me is a dream come true Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide Baby don't expect me to cry Please only expect me to die You try and console But sweetheart I understand not of this emotion you call empathy Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide Tears sting my eyes The reason I'm not so sure of anymore Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide And with every drop of blood that falls to the floor I laugh more and more inside Oh the complexity of it all Just makes me ever more eager to leave Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide This last entry of this diary I loved So tell me is this the end? Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide Weaker and weaker I
Oh For God's Sake...not Another One!!
I usually dispise these damn surveys but this one was just asking for sarcasim ENJOY!!! 1. When's the last time you ran? depends, willingly or from the law? lol 2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? yes 3. What are you reading right now? Are you stupid? 4. Do you celebrate 4/20? Nope 5. Are You horny? Come hither 6. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? hell no 7. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you do? nothing 8. Who last grabbed your butt? me 9. Have you ever been on your school's track team? yes 10. Do you own a pair of Converse? no 11. Did you copy and paste this survey? I am the one who made it up and I also own the title to the Trump towers 12. Do you eat raw cookie dough? Yes Please Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Yup, I beat it liked it owed me money..cuz it did! 14. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a bad one right after it? I change
Oh For Fuck's Sake...
I am sooo completely sexually frustrated these past few weeks... I have not be satisfied in sooo long I just might have forgotten what it feels like to have a screaming orgasm... The last time a man managed to get me off with sex was almost 18 months ago.... And there is NO going back to him... Before him... the last sex based orgasm was 3 years before I met him.... And there's no going back to him either... Completely different reasons... The last time I had an orgasm from someone else... Was being played with while I was driving... Several months ago... Before that was with the same guy... and his talented mouth... And a big part of that was simply he knew what works and kept at it and called me "baby" while doing it till I came... He's stubborn like that... but I love that about him... I care for him... I just don't love him... and he deserves love. I hate having to use B.O.B. I hate that it's just batteries and plastic.... It is long and tedious to get
Oh For Christ's Sake...
so there's this guy (i know, typical)..and he's a nice guy, has a good job, great kids, bla bla bla..appears to be normal.... ..all this time i thought he was married, so i never gave him another thought..then?..i find out he is divorced...HUH??? ..sooooo?..i start talkin to him and getting to know him a little better and geeezz...what a waste of time.... ..goes to show that things aren't really what they appear to be...
Oh For The Love Of Everything Unholy Why
okay i had an odd random though in the shower why when you rent an apartment do they call it a securit deposit are the afirad your gonn steal it why not just call it what it is. a "dont fuck our shit up or will fuck you right back deposit" just saying am i the onlt one that thinks this?
Oh For The Love Of God...
I'm a trashy, rude, obnoxious cunt. No one in their right mind would want to own me. For those of you who are NOT in their right is your chance. I offer nothing of value. You'll probably be 20% dumber for having bid on me...but so be it. CLICK ON THE PHOTO OF ME (ew) BELOW TO SEE MY OFFERINGS! The auction is on FRIDAY, MARCH 14TH in CLUB WICKED PARANOIA at 11:00 p.m. CST. I don't know what that is in any other time zone. Figure it're all smart enough. You haven't bid on me yet, so the 20% dumber thing is not yet in effect. CLICK BELOW TO ENTER!
Oh For The Love Of God!
Thx Annie!! lol Here's 25 useless things about me. 1. I'm a total dork 2. The Hummel figurines are my ancestors. Google them 3. I leave bruises on those who sleep w. me haha 4. Don't piss me off while driving. Your life will depend on it, trust me 5. I tend to cry myself to sleep 6. I'm a very loving person. It's in my nature 7. I have a NY attitude 8. I know what I have many people don't so I like to flaunt it ;-) Sounds bitchy but admit it, you do too 9. My cat likes to claw my butt 10. I plan to be a Parasitologist once I graduate college 11. I have extremely high expectations for myself and don't stop until I achieve them 12. I hold a lot of shit in, especially if it exposes my feelings 13. I could care less about what people think of me 14. I speak French semi fluently 15. I'm getting a headache thinking of random bullshit about me 16. My Mom-Mom meant the world to me 17. I hate when people tell me to view/comment their NSFW's
Oh For The Love Of God!
I had to rewrite this like 3 times when trying to mumm but I just give up now cos mumm making is retarded! Anyways my topic for the mumm was 'Do we all wanna look caucasian?'   This pertains to women opting for surgeries to make themselves look prettier, smaller nose, lighter skin etc etc. I was focusing on eyelid surgery, a procedure operated mostly on Asian (Chinese, Viet, Japs, Korean etc) women and men. (Jackie Chan had it done). And it just made me wonder why having a double eye-lid was prettier, I mean honestly I find it prettier too. It makes the eye look bigger and is 'cuter'...I think. HOWEVER double-lids within out ethnicities is not veyr common. Apparently: 'Approximately 75 percent of all Koreans and 50 percent of all other Asians are born without the double eyelid crease.'. And yea natural double-lids are pretty but the operated ones are really obvious and do not look natural...but they are still regarded as prettier than the natural single lid and is something to aim
Oh Fuck Yeah
zac -- [noun]:A hard-core grave robber 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at zacthewac -- [noun]:A real life muppet 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at
Oh Fuck Yes!!!!
Pushing me onto the bed you spread my legs, pulling my ass up slightly and pushing your hands down on my thighs holding me there as you start to lick and suck on my already wet pussy.. eating my pussy as only you know how. Using your tongue to flick my clit hard, pushing your face into my pussy. You being moving your head, making me moan out, you don't relent wanting me to squirt all over your face. Sucking hard on my pussy you take two fingers and start fucking my clit with them, making me squirm I thrust myself towards you as I cum, squirting all over your face and fingers. Not giving me time to recover you continue with your fingers and mouth, working me to another orgasm quickly.. Making my entire body shake as you tear orgasm after orgasm out of me, soaking your bed and your face. You continue sucking on my sopping wet pussy, flicking my clit with your tongue you pull one last orgasam out of me, making my thighs tremble... as I scream out, cumming so hard I feel as if I will
Oh Fun
How cool is it that your reading this?
Oh Fuck
I've just been given a chocolate called 'RUM' by a pretty German girl. It has rum in it. Gotta drive home soon. If I get pulled over, I'm fucked. I stink like a fuckin pirate.
Oh Fuck It
Oh Fuck Me Running. Now they're just grasping at straws. Mo was going there for the simple reason of getting a link to post to the bouncers. Talk about petty. The ONLY reason I post this here is for posterity and to document it for the legal case outlined in my last blog.
Oh Fuck No Bush: Constitution “just a goddamned piece of paper” By Michael Hampton Posted: December 9, 2005 4:56 pm Updated: December 16, 2005 1:38 pm GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court. “I dont give a goddamn,” Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.” “Mr. President,” one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.” “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!” Ive talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution “a goddamne
Oh Fuck Yes.
Sometimes I hear songs and I literally fall in love with them. I can't get enough of the damn song, and it invokes so much emotion. It's crazy. Some songs make me want to cry. Some make me want to just....orgasm on the spot. o.o I think I have a problem...
Oh Fuck It
the reason i fll for my ex, yeah i fineally realised it, earlier this evening i was talking to a friend i met when i was like 19 years old, he liked me then but he has turned shallow, and it made me realise that i had a habit of falling for the first guy that would treat me like i was worth looking at, yeah because i am short and round, so what? i don't need that shit anymore, i give up, don't need it don't want it don't have to put up with it
Oh Fudge !!!
Good Morning Everyone ... I'll be doing some last minute Christmas things today .. the biggest being ive got 8 batches of Fudge to make .. Yummy .. boy this is gonna be the test of all tests .. not being able to sample it as i go along lol.. I'm leaving Fu up.. as ill pop back from time to time but ive got a date with the stove and some Fudge ! .. talk with you all sometime thru the day .. If i dont get to catch you . Have a great day and ill talk with you soon Big Hugs to all Wen :)
Oh Fuck This Shit.....
I'm really starting to hate this site with a passion, it reminds me of the dilly/aka swydm aka'd be great if it actually fucking worked worth a fuck for someone with aohell dialup, but alas it doesn't seem to at all...yes,profanity..I'm fucking pissed because I'm tossing back a few trying to enjoy myself in a chat & the shoutbox hates me, as does every single fucking lounge I have visited...yeah,graphics are all perty & hellacool IF you have an hour, or something aside from shitty dialup, but if you do have said crap on a cracker dialup its for shit, and it will NOT load at all.... Anyone know of a lounge that doesn't have to blow itself for an hour loading images? If so I'd greatly appreciate a heads up...if not fuck this place...sorry for the angst but it just pisses me off as it seems everything these days is made for people that have something better than dialup....ugh....*stabs it*
Oh Fuuuuuuuuccc....
So I'm on a call at work with a lady who has no idea what she needs to do...I asked her for her phone number, she gave it to me...and i pulled up maybe 3 or 4 accounts.  She has no idea which email address it would be for or which one it would be based on the names so I tell her that I can transfer her to customer service to see what all they can tell i commence the transfering process...dialed the number 1-800-921-810..... my hand decided to throw in an extra 0 instead of a 1 and it dialed and im waiting and suddenly, a really excited guy is talking about singles and all that, and what do I do?  I freak and hit the hang-up button.  I hope that customer enjoys the sound of an overly enthusiastic man advertising their singles service.
Oh Fun!!
Reguardless what happened earlier, I still need to do my day the right way. I'm going to go downtown to the bank with the four year old. I will try to have everything go right. May not be able to make it through the day really easy though, my toe and head hurt. And so reguardless ot that fact I will try. That is the best I can ever do. Please remember that when you hassel a newbie or rough up a point whore. We all are people that may lead different lives but we are important and we enjoy meaning something to anyone. May peace and tranquility follow you where ever you go.
Oh Fvck It
OK...well it seems I HAVE been blocked. Guess the clown has more pull than we thought. Th hypocrisy of this makes me wanna vomit. So they told me to check back in a week and I guess I will. And I also guess that when she comes into mumms attacking me I will STFU. I am posting this cuz I cannot comment ANYTHING..blogs, mumms profiles nothin. So I will see ya'll in a week unless they delete me.
Oh Gawd.
I often find myself between to rocks, These rocks are heaven and hell. Personally i do not believe in such worlds. To many people ,seem to jump the fence when it comes to religious matters. On that note, I am a true believer that i may not be educated enough to state any sort of fact on either so called worlds/past times. I honestly do believe that people only believe in such places,because they want to believe that death isn't going to be the end.They want more,We live in a world based on things,and we want more things. This is just my opinion ...keep that in mind.
Oh Gawd!!! most of my friends that know me on here know...I'll be heading to CA on the 17th of July...Initially I was just taking my youngest to visit with her brother and sister and 2 new nephews...She's been on a plane by herself before...But..the last time was a fiasco...And I'm not letting that happen again...So..I'll be flying with her... Like I said...initially my flying with her was just so she won't be alone...But..I'll be meeting someone that has become very very special to me...And I'm nervous as hell...And it's starting to show...I have my reasons for my nervousness...And they are just absolutely silly...but none the's there... Maybe it's anxiety...Yeah..that's it...Anxiety!!!...Maybe it's because I'm just overly excited...Well..that goes without saying...I am!!!... Well...anyway...My daughter, bless her heart, tells me today that we only have 2 weeks and 3 days before we go...I was like..."Yep, I know."...Then she asks me..."Are you nervous?"...And I told he
Oh Gawd Baby Daddy Drama.
My daughters dad has recently come back into her life, after 29 years. He want's to be a part of her life. She wanted to look him up, she left him a voice mail,, and damn if he didn't call back. I'm so conflicted over this, I left him almost 30 years ago, he was wanting me to have an abortion, and I refused. Now I have my Lexi, who will turn 29 Sat Sept 6th. WE have exchanged some emails, and he has talked with Lex on the phone, but now he want's to talk to me and explain things. I'm not sure what I should do! Part of me wants to tell him off, the other part wants me to give him a chance to explain him self. So my dilema is WTF do I do?????????
Oh Give Me A Break
Oh Give Me A Freakin' Break! Lmao
A member of the medical team at a Tucson rehab facility tells TMZ Jesse James is a patient there. The facility -- Sierra Tucson -- specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, as well as other disorders. Multiple law enforcement sources have told TMZ when a CHP officer stopped Jesse last Friday on the 10 Freeway near Blythe, CA. -- for driving without a front license plate and driving with tinted windows -- James told the officer he was going to Arizona to try to save his marriage to Sandra Bullock. We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific -- that he was going to a rehab facility in Tucson. A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night. Jesse's rep acknowledged he's in rehab.  
Oh Goodie Its Fall
I think it's oficially fall. Finally! Having previously lived in the northern half of this state, I was used to fall starting much earlier, and as a result, winter. So when I moved down to the Twin Cities, I used to joke that I was screwed out of two months of winter -- It always came a month later than I was used to, and left a month earlier. Well, last weekend, when I was up north, fall was certainly here, as it was cold, and almost all the leaves had changed. Back down here, however, not so much. It's still slated to be in the seventies on Monday, which in my book is absurdly too hot for fall, but I don't think it'll ever get that warm again for the year 2006. At least, that's what I'm hoping for. I really do like the fall, if you haven't guessed. I think summers are fine, until about the middle of June, and then I've had enough. I guess I really don't like warm weather all that much. Especially down here in the Twin Cities, where there is no gigantic lake to get relief. We ha
Oh God
Oh Goodness
can anyone say confusion... iv hd my pc back for 24hrs after being gone for 2 weeks... and my head is already fucked up... my goodness.... two men... one heart... what way to go??? haahaha sounds like a soap oprah title..hahah
Oh God Its My Birthday Today
41 today omg i'm feeling old
Oh God Oh God
I lay on my bed, staring sullenly at the ceiling. I've been alone for days now, and my body is pulsing with contained need. My fingers and hands have done nothing but make me even more needy, leaving me glistening and breathing heavy, but no closer to orgasm than before I started. I gave up finally, and began what I am doing now; laying on the bed, praying that something will change, that I will somehow be able to get myself off, to release this stress. "Please," I whisper to whoever might be listening. "Please, oh please, someone help me...This is too much any more..." A soft tap on my door, and I raise my head, watching hopefully. The door opens, and a slender form enters, head first. Tousled brown hair and a scruffy beard on a oh-so-hot face with a smile only for me. He dips his hands into the pockets of his jeans and leans against the door frame. "You needed something?" I sigh happily, just raising my bare arms to him, nowhere near shamed that I am still naked from my earl
Oh Good Grief. The Knights Templar . Will They Ever Just Die???
Hist 295 The Knights Templar and the Doors: Do They Have Anything in Common? I was never a fan of Jim Morrison, really, but when I was in Paris in the eighties, I visited his grave and paid my respects because it was a) what everyone did at the time b) the decent thing to do if you can keep your clothes on while doing it and c) there was a free drink waiting for me at the end of the trip. Nonetheless, his grave is covered in graffiti not the least of which is, “No one gets out of here alive.” This pearl of wisdom should have been the motto of the Knights Templar. For surely it is true, that no one leaves this life without a great deal of living behind. That includes heresy. And here I will now reveal that I myself, although I am Eastern Orthodox by baptism and confession, am a Closet Heretic. Please don’t tell my priest, although I could easily defend myself by making a case against him for being a Neo-Manichean. Like all my Irish ancestors (and all their 2nd, 3rd, 4th
Oh God... Here I Go Again
shit here i go again..... A lonely rose weeps its petals fall to the floor like tears they fall one by one hitting the floor like my wasted heart I watch them falling and know its heart is broken as is mine i cry with the rose sorrow fills the room a sweet perfume to linger thoughts of you enter my mind sorrow turned to hate anger consumes me now i reach for the rose and throw it hard it lays now on the floor as broken as me
Oh Gosh
Me and Taylor are talking again, except something bad happened to him, and I hope he's okay. >_>; anyway, I'm getting my low lights in my hair next Wednesday. I can't wait. They're going to be red. Oh, and my feet stink once again. :]
Oh God, Not St Patrick's Day!
Being in Ireland is not fun at the best of times and being in Ireland during St. Patricks Day is even worse. While everyone else on the planet suddenly thinks they are Irish and has a huge celebration, the locals will put on a miserable show and then all get pissed for three days only coming up for air and to throw up on the pavements. Can't wait.
Oh God
i'm dieing over here..i can barely breath lol those aren't even the worst ones lol ahhh good times good times *cheers*
Oh Good Lord!
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Oh God, I'm A Redneck >.>
What’s Your Stereotype? •HIGH CLASS:• __________ [x]You go/have gone tanning. [ ] You own an iPod/mp3 player. [x ] You love Starbucks. [x]You have been called a brat. [] You have tons of shoes. [ ] You hate buying things that are on sale. [ ]you have a laptop. [ x ] You love shopping. TOTAL: 4 •GOTHIC:• _________ [x ] Black is one of your favorite colors. [ ] You wear chains [ x] You like heavy metal. [ x ] You've shopped at hot topic [ x] You have worn black lipstic [ x ] You have/had piercings. [ ] You own a pair of Tripp pants [ x] You have/had at least one unnaturally colored haired friend. TOTAL: 6 •PUNK• ________ [ ] You can skateboard. [ x] You like plaid. [ ] You have Converse. [x ] You hate mtv. [x] You have/had/wanted blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair [ ] You like Mohawks [ x ] You LOVE Music. [ x ] Hate when people pretend to be something they are not TOTAL: 5 •EMO:• ______ [x] You are depressed sometimes. [ ] You have dark c
Oh Goodness
Another glitch or a freaking melt down of FUBAR?? lol.. This is fucking crazy...
Oh God
First day of school I dont want to goooooo, oooooooooooooooh goooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Oh God What Have I Done
All she wanted to do was help me.. all i did was push her away. i'm such an ass hole i've done this time and time again to those who've tried to care and i couldn't handle it. I've finally done it to someone I truly care for and love and things will never be the same because of my stupidity. I am hurting inside because of a lot of shit thats going on but she was trying to help me and i kicked it back in her face over and over. I'm so stupid.. Can i ever be forgiven for my sins. i have to pay for them.
Oh God This Is Good.
The Extended Version:
Oh Goodie!
In the middle of a phone call with Ruby, Cingular drops the call. Because you know they have the fewest dropped calls in the nation. THEN. I just spent the past 45 minutes fixing the fucking server so I can get back online before i left for home. GOD TODAY SUCKS.
Oh God...
I'm so tired... *yawn yawn* Damn work has my sleep schedule messed up... damn it! LoL. Talk to y'all later.
Oh Gods Yes
Oh God Its Back
Ok well today was one hella long ass day for me!! It started around 4 in the morning when pooh and fatty came in my room both wanting me to love on them at the same time I might add and if you seen my Heathcliff you know why I call him fatty but I do love that fluff ball and so I was thinking that my mom was going to be coming in any time to wake me up cause she was going to take me to the mall so I could be there by 6 so I can help put up the kiosk aka Day by Day Calendars yep that’s right we are open you cant miss us we are right in fount of John T’s this year and boy what that fun I got there at 7 because I had to take the buss in to work this morning cause mom had to leave by 4:30am no latter then 5am to get down to Richmond cause Jacob had to get tubs put in his eras and yes he is doing just fine it tuck less then 2 hours for the hole thing, but back to what I was saying by 9:30am we had over 400 boxes opened up and pulled the calendars pulls that are going up and the over stock
Oh God, Make It Stop
I hurt so much. I need a massage or something. I HATE it when the weather changes suddenly and every muscle in my body decides to rebel and get tight. I can barely walk for the pain in my back. I probably shouldn't even be typing since my shoulders and arms are screaming. Crap. I played hooky from work yesterday to have a little down-time and fun and today I have to call in b/c of a real fibro flare. Karma sucks. Ok, maybe not, but my body sure does.
Oh God Sweet Bloody Love
got the stitches out started packing for stettler
Oh God, The Hideous Truth
Morning is approaching and I dread the idea of the rising sun. For days, here in the Atlanta area, it has been gray and woefully still outside. Looking out my windows, it's felt like I was staring at a charcoal still life, rather than a dynamic and vital world. I guess there is mercy in the reality that I have not slept tonight. So I'll end up sleeping away a large portion of the coming, dreary day. The twist, though, is that I have always had an issue with insomnia, since childhood. Getting my sleep schedule on anything that resembles "normal" is a challenge for me. The fact that I am awake at five-thirty, in the morning, means that it may be days, or weeks, before I get my sleep habits righted. To avoid another colorless day, though, it might be worth the trade-off. Tonight I have spent much time thinking about how I have handled myself in this Fuworld. I am really not sure if I have done a very good job of presenting myself accurately or in a positive light. In trut
Oh God ! Why Me?
Oh god why me ? Staring at my bleeding wrists. I wonder why I deserved to be given this curse. I want to live , I want to breathe, I want to be loved. Oh god why me? The arms that used to save me, now torment me. I need the feeling again, just to feel. I hate the blackened loneliness that I feel. I Want someone just to understand . Oh god why me? It seems like I am everyone else's strength. Why do I feel so weak? I used to love life ,now ,I have to fight to live . Oh god why me ? I want to run in the field of lilies, sip on lemonade on the porch swing. Why do I end up being left alone over and over again ? It just doesn't seem fair! Oh god why me ? Take me home to your paradise, let me feel loved that way . Then I won't have to say. Oh god why me ? Sapphire Jewel aka Valarie A Laboy © 2006
Oh God You Have To See This
Oh God...
Pain. owies. *cries* Standing for 4 straight hours while close to 9 months pregnant isn't the best of ideas I've found. I hurt. I need a hug. Ew lord I need a shower. I need to go to fucking bed since I have to be up early* for an appointment. Bah. *early is relative. Considering I got home around 330am, then having to get up around 10 is early. I don't care what you say. Wah.
Oh God/foolish Heart
There's no way that I can win I just need to get over My foolish heart Same old story Longing for What I can't have what doesn't belong to me Oh I guess I had to come to this place Oh my knees were on my face Up on my face Oh God Wish I had something more to say Oh God Every time he looks at me I just can't find my way I just need to get over I just need to get over My foolish heart
Oh Gossip
at work kills me. and I hate lots of people who think that they can tell me what to do, or try to be tricky with me, fuck trick bitches. Why is work such a fuckin trip. Damn. I'm sooo tired though. I need sleep. NOW! ps. new pics. ;)
Oh Goodie!
i see today's storm cloud heading my way. i'm contemplating grabbing Luvy's bike and peddaling like hell once the lightning starts.
Oh Goodie
I am under a tropical storm warning... and hurricane watch YAY!
Oh God Why?
Why do children suffer? Why must babies die? Why take the pure and innocent? Why make young ones cry? Why create the illnesses? Why make a pedophile? Why make life so difficult? Why not just let the children smile?
Oh Gosh. =[
So, I was just informed that my niece Kylie's dad was found dead earlier today. Supposedly he was found in a chair where he had presumably fallen asleep, and could not be woken. Cause of death is unknown at the moment, but I (and quite a few others) suspect he overdosed on some form of drugs, considering my sister (who's mom they live with) is a crack addict herself, and they have been seen partying together recently. An autopsy is going to be performed to determine the exact cause, but like I said, I think I already know. His daughter Kylie does not know yet, they told her he is just in the hospital for now, (he was there quite often he was a clumsy man). To be frank, I did not have much respect for this man, and I honestly did not care for him that much. But, he was the father of one of my niece's and my heart goes out to her.
Oh God Somebody Help Me
My 5 year old just ran out to me, butt ass naked & informed me that his penis is getting bigger. :| It's only going to get worse. [cries]
Oh Good Grief!!!
->PukinDog14...: Wow.. how can you even compare rating on a fake site to our soldiers defending our country? You sir, are a douchbag. PukinDog14...: no actually it isnt but i think someone taking the time and consideration on you should honestly always be given as ive always done...just like the ones who serve our country they make every exception in the world to defend people in this country but would you take the same time for them...or does it become take and take...just my thinknig i guess ->PukinDog14...: lol is it really that big of a deal? PukinDog14...: thanks for at least rating 10% of what i gave This guy rated all my pics, and I only rated a few of his cause I've been busy all day. This is just too damn funny.
Oh " God " Looking Back To The 70`s And 80`s When I Was Young "" Lol ""
( anyone know the name of the singer to the last song on this first video ? , I`ve been trying to remember and can`t ).  
Oh God....
2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason 'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your hands And breathe... just breathe, Oh breathe, just breathe May he turned 21 on the base at Fort Bliss "Just a day" he said down to the flask in his fist, "Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year." Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while, But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles, Wanna hold him. Maybe I'll just sing about it. Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button, boys, So cradle you
Oh,god...wanting Him There
In the darkness of night when naught but a faint cold breeze whispers from beneath the slightly open window, when naught but the slightest  sliver of light shines from beneath the securely closed door, when in the room there is stillness, stillness but for sleeping breath. Quiet. Dark. Cold. Dark, cold and still. Radiating, turning in his sleep the radiating warmth of her body drawing, turning in his sleep he came closer
[oh God! What Did I Just Do?]
I have anun-interview3:30 P.M. Monday.With... my old therapist who is now a head hauncho.I am FREAKING OUT!I really gotta get over this whole...awkward thing.Yes.He's a bigwig now.But I'm not 7, I make eyecontact, and I'm not trying to stab people any more.I am the great destroyer.I will be prepared.*stomach gurgles*uuuugh...okay... I've got a couple days to stop freaking myself out.Just gotta let the initial panic set, and then the performance adrenaline will carry me at the un-interview.What is an "uninterview" I think its one of those... "no promises, but here's what we do, and you might fit in" talks.The whole thing is supposed to be very casual.Very low-key and undressy.I'm still probably going to prepare some questions for this thing, and ... try not to be some babbling fucking idiot.To me this is like ... meeting the president of a company when you're asking to be a mailroom worker.And the president used to know ALL of your secrets.It's daunting.Anyway, I'm gonna try to prepare
[oh Good, They Fixed The Blogs...]
Maybe? I still don't know how to add pictures. Okay. I do know I'm just not going to check if its PHP or HTML code. [edit=] NOPE! Fucking fubar... [/edit]
Oh,god,woke Up I Had A Bad Dream By Max
woke up had a bad dream walking in a strange city living in a small empty room there people got no face like the story from yesterday I wish i can be a mushroom into the wild,grow with wind,root in dirt for once I can sleep with out a dream won't wake up found myself yelling in the dark night like a dog hunted by the shotgun of memories by the streets already faded away by the stories I never told by the strangers came from another world   woke up had a bad dream my bed doesn't make sense anymore it turns out a door once I close my eyes,it opens,I just fall downward I sink in spin like a bubble   woke up had a bad dream open my eyes I back to another bubble    
Oh "" Gosh "" My Son Just Called Me And Said I Was Gonna Be A Grand Mom Again "" I Thought He Meant By Him "" But It`s
Rebecca "" oh "" gosh "" my son just called me and said i was gonna be a grand mom again "" i thought he meant by him "" but it`s my Daughter "" ! - 2 hours ago · Comment · Unlike · View You and barry heater like this.   Rebecca Leuallen 2 hours ago but i wish i could get to see them. barry heater 2 hours ago I CALLED YOU THIS MORNING
Oh Great Spirit...
Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the wind, Whose breath gives life to all the world. Hear me; I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people. Help me to remain calm and strong in the face of all that comes towards me. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf & rock. Help me seek pure thoughts & act with the intention of helping others. Help me find compassion without empathy overwhelming me. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy - Myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame.
Oh Great Spirit~
OH GREAT SPIRIT "Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the wind, Whose breath gives life to the entire world ? Hear me; I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people. Help me to remain calm and strong in the face of all that comes towards me. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf & rock. Help me seek pure thoughts & act with the intention of helping others. Help me find compassion without empathy overwhelming me. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy - Myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame
Oh Great Spirit
OH GREAT SPIRIT "Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the wind, Whose breath gives life to the entire world ? Hear me; I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people. Help me to remain calm and strong in the face of all that comes towards me. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf & rock. Help me seek pure thoughts & act with the intention of helping others. Help me find compassion without empathy overwhelming me. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy - Myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame. Copyright ©2007 Running Wolf
Oh, Great Spirit, Whose Voice I Hear In The Winds
Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the winds Whose breath gives life to the world, hear me I come to you as one of your many children I am small and weak I need your strength and wisdom May I walk in beauty Make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made And my ears sharp to your voice. Make me wise so that I may know the things you have taught your children. The lessons you have written in every leaf and rock Make me strong--------! Not to be superior to my brothers, but to fight my greatest enemy....myself Make me ever ready to come to you with straight eyes, So that when life fades as the fading sunset, May my spirit come to you without shame.
Oh Gramma
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.
Oh Great Spirit
Great Spirit, I pray to you. Lift my spirit. Raise me to the heights, High enough that I may Look down on the great mountain. Let me look down into the Reflections of the sacred lake. Let my spirit be gathered by the four winds. Let the four winds teach to me. May the white in me learn compassion. May the red in me learn truth. May the yellow in me learn wisdom. May the black in me learn humility. Let the east wind teach me New light and new beginnings. Let the south wind teach me Sensitivity and the ways of the heart. Let the west wind teach me To listen to the thunder and go within. Let the north wind teach me Freedom from emotion and releasment. Give me the strength and courage to Follow the sacred wheel honestly. I am he whose thoughts walk on the wind. Hear my prayer. Aho
Oh Great.....
As most of you know I live at home, well my mother the bitch thinks I'm online to much and has forced my spineless father to disconnect my internet connection. So I may not be around much anymore. Just a FYI. Lov ya all!!!! So show me love while I'm gone.
Oh Grandpa!!
A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather. "It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly. "What do you use it for?" asks Gramps. The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain." To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom. "What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist. "Oh, big enough to fit a camel."
Oh Grow
We shall not cease from exploration, And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive from where we started And know the place for the first time. --T. S. Eliot We spend much of our lives looking forward to milestones we hope will mark our passage into wisdom - that time and place when once and for all we will know all there is to know. When I am 13, I'll be grown up, we say. When I am 16, 18, 21, drive a car, graduate, marry, write a book, own a house, find a job, or retire; then I'll be grown up. When we seek complete transformation, mere insight is disappointing. We find we don't know all there is to know - not at thirteen or 35 or 80. We are still growing up. The baby, the child, the younger person each of us was yesterday is still with us; we continue to love, hate, hurt, grieve, startle, delight, feel. There is no magic moment of lasting enlightenment; simply a series of fleeting moments lived one at a time each day. They bring us home to who we've always bee
Oh Grow Up
Manners are never over rated or under appreciate, and I don’t care what age you are (unless we are talking little little children) when you’re out in public its common sense and courteous to use them.  I like to think I’m not elitist or a snob and a minor indiscretion is no big deal and can usually be chalked up to nervousness or ignorance, if someone is just outright rude I will proceed to look down my nose at them even if they are way older than me and that is what this shop-girls rant is about.   Now I make sure to smile and greet everyone cheerfully when they come into the boutique.  It’s what my job asks of me, not matter if I am tired or grumpy or sore or any other number of things it is what I do. After greeting I offer assistance and if none is wanted I go away.  Now as a costumer you can choose to either acknowledge or ignore me neither choice bothers me because I am just reading off script pretty much at this point.  Now if someone needs help or just
Oh Guess What, Defcon Status Increase Up Up....
You know what... people can be so immature.Here's a story I'd like to tell you all, and I made it up, it's fiction:Once apon a time, Bon Jovi rocked the world with his greatest hits and toured our planet well.  Who hasn't heard of him, right?  Way cool dude, muscle cars, rodeos, bling-bling, ch-ching loft apartments, once a very "naugty boy" promiscuous activities with girls by the many & plenty of holes to have stuck it in(turns his soul into swiss cheese).  What a winner and such.  GO ROCKSTAR, you're GOD TO US ALL! Then he's also a federal agent who at the turning point of this upcoming hit film, he gets to admit a rare trait about himself of "oh my rockstardum wasn't supposed to work out, I only made those hits as a cover story to backup my real position to protect our country from criminals, because it pays the bills."   But Bon has to battle his old habits of immoral ways of masking insecurities. I was thinking of selling this story to the sliver screen and make a hit series!  I
I'm getting a tattoo on my inner wrist in two hours!!! I.. am nervous. lol. Extremely excited though. Woohooo!!!
i have to find a way to fight WebSense at work, Gdamn cockblockin program. WTF
Ohh A Crush Button!
I love the concept of the newly added "crush" button on CT...but lawdhavemercy, brace yourself for the drama that is going to be on the horizon since you can only crush one person at a time and we have a bunch of playa playa's on CT....LOL. One crush button and running game on more than one person? Who gets the crush?...HA! This is going to be good, who's got my popcorn? The bulletins are starting to fill with "who did it?" or "who's crushing me" look if they wanted you to, they'd tell YOU! That's the whole point...let curiosity kill the cat so to speak and have fun with it. The first person who comes to me and says "Stang, I crushed on this guy/girl and they didn't crush me back...." will be bitch slapped....LOL Bouncers can do nothing about that....LOL
Oh, Happy Day!!
Apparently my mantra didn't work, school is canceled today! I'll deal. Dakota is already demonstrating his skills at Powerpoint for me - now that is just sad!! I haven't even figured that out yet. By the way, he's the 12 year old, lol!! Said something about learning how to do it in Keyboarding class at the Middle School. How things change over the decades, lmao!!!! Back to the weather! We've got rain and thunderstorms at the moment. Care to place bets on what comes down the Pike next?! Guess I'll provide updates today, lol! Gentlemen, place your bets!! I'm feeling a little punch drunk this morning. Went to bed a little early for me, so naturally I was awake at 1:30 a.m. Yep, I was online here at the TAP until about 3 a.m.! Amazing, I always meet new people when I show up at that hour, add a friend or two! Nice!! Kind of fun, actually. Yes, I am easily amused, lol! OK, I've started a small war here. Enough ESPN! I want music! Changed the channel to a Nine Inch Nails concer
Oh Happy Sunday
As I sit down this am with my cup of coffee, in front of the pc, logging in here to Cherry Tap, I open up my pack of smokes to only find that I smoked my last one at 5 am. It's like GRRRRRRR, now I have to get off my azz and drag my tired butt down to the store to get some,, oh ya happy happy sunday.
Oh Happy Day's
Jock cyclist arrives in a small town on the outskirts of Glasgow with just one hotel in site, he books in for the night and asks the hotel manager: "are there any tarts in the area I´m dying for a shag?""No" said the hotel manager "all we´ve got is Rolf!"the Jock looked taken aback and said "nah, your alright i think I´ll leave it then!"That evening he was lying in his bed but was getting more and more desperate for a shag. Eventually he couldn't control himself anymore and went down to see the hotel manager."You know what, i think you could give Rolf a ring after all tell him he can come over. How much does he cost actually?" asked Jock.The hotel manager answered " hmm, it cost € 80.00!"Jock replied "okay and how does it work, I give Rolf the € 80.00 and then I can have a shag?"The hotel manager: "no, not quite, the mayor gets € 40.00, he´s not too happy about it so that keeps him sweet"."hmm" said Jock, "then Rolf gets €40.00, fine with me "The hotel manager: "no, not quite. I get €
Oh Happy Day
today is my wedding anniversary people! 9 years, that's more than most nowadays if you think about it. We have come through a lot and I still look forward to the next 9 together. aww how sappy am I? we don't really have any plans for today. Girly has a dance recital and unfortunately Hubby has to work today. But maybe we will get a chance to at least go to dinner or something in the coming week at some point. next year we have decided we will renew our vows and have a pj party style wedding. (hubby wants a bounce house, lol) who knows. I am sure we will do something cool after we resuscitate and revive all the people who are in shock we made it that far, lol. anyways.... Happy Anniversary to Me and Hubby!
Oh Happy Day!!!
YAY ME!...My wires came out now I can finally eat...Geez, after two long months...I can finally talk right, eat, and kiss my Wolfy and my SunShyne the way that I want to again...I would never wish that on my worst enemy ever!...I swear, having your jaw wired shut sucks...and it sure makes you think about all the things you take advantage of in life, like kisses and food...but its all good now...Im just happy that Im back to normal...or atleast as close to normal as I ever big thank you to those who have been there for me through all this...I know I wasn't always the nicest person to get along with...and Im very sorry...but its all good now...the bitchiness is all gone...well, most of it atleast...again, thank you everyone...a big special thank you to my wifey SunShyne and to The Father and or course to my wonderful Wolfy...I dont know what I would have done with out you guys...
Oh..haha I Get It Now! New Pics!!
Hello all you happy people! I just put a bunch of new pics up! Come by and take a look! And remember...Be kind! LOL Dave
Oh Hai, What's That? Persia's Real! No Way!
So THERE. Christ already.
Oh Hai! It's Happy Hour!
One of my bestest friends is very close to leveling, help her out? xxxx HellzAngel ~ The Little Evil That Could ~@ fubar
Oh Hai! =]
Today is my Mama's bday! She's the best Mama ever. :D
Oh Hai People!
i'm starting to wonder if people are scared of the voice comment thing. :p see? i made it easy. it's right here: lol i'm used to getting what I want so... do it. :D
Oh Happy Death
Empty words of condolence Cry out imaginary sorrow And tell me how useless This fragile life really is. I long for death's sweet embrace. Had I not made the promise That I would stay here for you, I would already be where you are. Would you even know who I am If I fell from this world right now? There is no way of knowing What lies beyond the grave. You must know now, though..... Now that you have gone to that place. I long to know it, too......Death's silent love. Will you be the one who shows it to me? I think I will wind up breaking my promise. A world without you is not worth living in. I simply cannot bear to stay here another day. I hope that you won't hate me for this, my love.
Oh Hai!
My sister/best friend joined, check her out: Arianne@ fubar
Oh Hai! I Figured It Out (**this Is A Persia Approved Blog**)
In the wee hours before dawn this morning I had a revelation!!!! We all know Britney Spears has lost her everloving mind, but I figured out why. Britney went from being a Pop Princess idolized by pre-pubescent girls to being Stalker-fodder to Gender confused teenaged boys (For those who don't know what I mean, go to YouTube and look up Chris Crocker) That would be enough to push anyone over the edge!
Oh Hai!
I'm bored ... and sick. lol. How's it going peoples?
Oh Happy Dagger
Oh yea.  I just realized I can say and vent all the things on this site that I dare not say when I am at a milonga (a tango dance).  And how delicious that feels inside' .The better you get at this dance, the lonelier it has become, because the tango satisfaction is based on the ability to convey its movement, which is a combination of experience, learning and innate talent.   In order to express it, one must have a partner of learning also, and without a partner, one cannot express it. And for me without a partner I cannot express it. Got to go back to work,  Will continue later.
Oh Hay! Long Time No See And Shit...updates?
I don't really use this site anymore because it kind of blows. I'm not really on the internet at all, really. Sometimes the facebook but not really. You CAN however be SUPER awesome and be my friend over at In the real life, though, I've been writing a lot more. I moved in with quite an incredible lady. Annnnnd I'm training to become a professional wrestler. No shit. I'm so excited to be an asshole to the crowd and make money doing it.
[oh Happy Day]
1. Ever been compelled to fill out an asinine survey? Regularly >> 2. Ever tear the tag off of a mattress depsite risk of fine and/or imprisonment? Mine actually wore off after a while 3. Ever used an aeresol can other than directed (bonus cool points for as a flamethrower to kill a spider) Yeap. I like spiders though. 4. Ever put in excess of 5 pringles in your mouth at once? Truth be told, I probably have 5. Ever been driving and kinda flinch because you dont remember part of the ride? Yeah, long boring stretches of highway in eastern kansas have a hypnotic effect on me. I might be able to drive Highway 75 in my sleep. 6. Ever sneezed in your hand, and then were immediately confronted by someone that wanted to shake? yes... and I said "Oh, I'm terribly sorry- I just sneezed, could you please forgive me"    7. What diversion did you create to get them to shake the other hand? See above. I didn't shake at all.  8. Ever been so drunk you ate all the individual components
Ohh Boy
well i spent my nice butt of a day in the hospital after work so YEAHHHHHHH im sicker than a who knows what but im sick and i hate it i want it to go away so badd and i still get and go work but does anyone else NOOOO there lazy people well i wish i could jsut sit around well see what happens when who loses their job and has NO ONE to fall back on NOW haahahahahahahahahahha anwyays whatta day week month year i have hadd uggghhh erghdjkghdjkgf thats what i think about all that jsut poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohh Baby
So, after I got hubby to admit that I have indeed gained weight, I started workin out. Well, my lazy azz was too lazy to go to the gym in my complex, so I was draggin my ass around the pond, gettin victimized by a couple of enormous swans in process.   Finally, today I decided to make that step, and actually go to the gym. Now...   one of the reason why I LOATHE gyms is...all the disgustingly fit people around me hoppin their miles away like theres no tomorrow to a Baywatch theme song playin in their heads. While I drag my unfit trunk behind me, feeling it gettin ASSaulted by gravity every step, huffin and puffin like a lung cancer victim.   Well, my condo complex is nothin but old people, so I was hoping that maybe they would gawk at my ability to walk sans the walker, and use me as their inspiration when making that 5 meter/ hr dash.   But no...I walk in on a really fuckin hot guy lifting weights. Great, so now my bloated overeaten self has an audience (today my grandma decid
Ohh Baby
Ohh Dear Husband Of Mine !
So you say you fell in love And you're gonna get married Raise yourself a family How simple life can be Somewhere it all went wrong And your plan just fell apart And you aint got the heart to finish what you started Yeah you fell in love And you went and got married Had yourself a family How simple life can be Somewhere it all went wrong And your plan just fell apart And you aint got the heart to finish what you started The ones that you loved The ones that you left behind The ones that you said you tried to find They tried to find you Somewhere it all went wrong And your plan just fell apart And you aint got the heart to finish what you started You walked out that door To find out where you belong To fufill your own selfish dreams I think you might have forgotton The ones that you loved The ones that you left behind The ones that you said you tried to find They tried to find you
Oh Hell Fuckin No
as alot of ya know i use the computer at the library until i move into my new place....good god iam wedged between 2 old men one that smells WORSE then a sewer and the other that has nose hairs longer then the hair on my my head!!!!! good fuckin god no wonder my head is hurtin!!!! someone come and rescue me P L E A S E
Oh Heart Where Art Thou
My heart crys as its lonely i feel dead inside i also look at life and feel as if im a observer of life and cannot enjoy or interact with it i see ppl happy and with lovers and think wish i had that wish i had some one to go home to and cuddle at the end of the night to wake up in the morning in the arms of my lover to dance slowly with him in a club and have ppl look at us and say or think what a lovely couple life is black to me and dark. And to quote a famous film well to me anyways "In hell's hot i stabeth thee"
Oh, He Just Crossed The Line
See, I try too see the best in people, and they just let me down..... Well, he apologized. So that should be noted. But people should realize that it's likly others aren't going to appreciate comments about their ass from people older than them. I'm not sure how old he is, but he looks older than the 26 limit I talk about in the top of my profile. You don't even have to read that far into it to see where I'm talking about old people leaving me comments. So a word to the wise, or the stupid people actually cuz the wize don't need it. READ PEOPLE'S PROFILES BEFORE LEAVING THEM COMMENTS THAT MIGHT SEEM SEXUALL. ESPECIALLY HALF NAKED ONES...
Oh Hell......
So sorry I haven't been around this whole weekend. I've been out ALL weekend long.... Thursday we started the weekend off 1st clas @ Club NV with DJs Jeremiah Aaron & Chuck B, Followed by VIP booths & all courtesy of BAD BOY BILL!! Then to the after party @ Industry til 5a.m., Back out Sat night to club Bliss for it's premiere opening, then back to Industry for after hours with DJ Shawn Jackson, DJ Diablo, & DJ Joey Munson til 5a.m. Needless to say I'm exhasted and I think there might be a good chance my feet are going to fall off. I got alot of messages and I'll get back to everyone.....and YES my shoutbox was off to Everyone because I just wasn't here, not b/c I didn't want to talk to anybody... OK Luv, peace & axle grease, Jenna
Oh Hell
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly, the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off. The little girl said to her daddy what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, " was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
Oh Hell... [[w/ A Few Pictures]]
uh oh. Hell has officially frozen over. I wish I could talk about it more buuuuttt...I'm afraid somebody might read this and know what the hell I'm talking about...anyways, I was bored earlier and I decided to be a camera whore so I took some pix... here's what happend: smiling?! I'm smiling?! OMG, I'm happy? What is the world coming to? Ahh, The simple pleasures of being a girl. It's time to regain my composure. Expect the worst...that way you'll never be dissapointed. I'm outta here. EDIT: How I long for these days...back when nothing was wrong. I miss him.
Oh Hey!!!!
So like my shout box was being a bitch so I had Ruby send me schtuff. yeah she fixed and she's says to me via the phone, "Hey Techincal support that's what I do." LOL
Oh Hell
Geez everything is so insane right now. I'm working EXTREME part time. Try 8 hour s a week! What the hell is up with that? My love life, if that's what you call it, it's completely nuts. I was try to get back together with my ex-fiance for the longest time. But he decided that he wanted to do drugs and told me that I shouldn't wait around for him. so, then a friend of mine, who has wanted to date me for a long time asked me out the day after Christmas. And I have no idea what's going on there. He doesn't act like a person would think that a boyfriend would act. He doesn't call me or anything. So, i asked him what we were doing, and he told me that it was up to me. What the hell does that mean? I mean how am I supposed to make some kind of choice if I don't get any kind of input from him? And then there's another of my ex-boyfriends that constantly flirts with me, but I don't know if he means what he say or does, or if he really knows how much it affects me. Add all this to the fact tha
Oh Hell Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
i got so many text messages telling me it was over..haaaa who has the last laugh..colts superbowl bound..hell ya
Oh Hey!
I cannot wait for Saturday. I'm DYING to see Lil Bruder. It'll be good to see the boys play again. And of course it'll be cool to chill with Jason. I miss that damn kid. ♥ Sunday is going to be grand as well. I'm sure I'll be tired as hell for work on Monday but this shall be worth it. I get to see Chris & Tommy again!!! Bring on the weekend!
Oh Hell Yeah!
Going to see Kittie... yet again!
Oh Hell Yeah! Party Tonight!!!
I'd like to invite you to come hang out with us tonight. it's gonna be a kick ass Rowdy night!! Just click the pic to get there. I go on air around 9 or 10 est.
Oh Hell Yeah
I'm saving up to leave VA come sometime this august,no doubt alittle after my brother's wedding but yes,I am GOING in any way possible to Oklahoma to be with my jive king and I know I would get a great reference from my current employer so it's all good mmhmm. Sincerely, The Queen
Oh Hey There Tiredness!
so the plan was for four of us to come in today and work 4 hours. there's only two of us. i'm tired. i'm angry. i'm about to leave.
Oh Hell....
Holy hell I feel sick right now. It's 6 in the morning and I can't sleep, I'm in that stage where if I lay down and close my eyes everything starts spinning and then what, well I get this lovely dizzy spell and then, Oh and then, i can barely use my legs ha. I swear I always get the shitty end of the pot. Oh shit well sorry I'm a bit loopy right now. More later.....
Oh Heavenly Father Plz Help ...
I calll upon you now Oh Heavenly Father I call upon thee now, May you have time for this plea of mine..My friend a lady you know , she has kids and is on her own needing a shelter to call home. She be out on the streets and has two small children to keep.She says she,d prays to you her-self she just thinks its best I do this for her cause she thinks she is hexed.I told her oh Lord youd not do such a thing To her and her wonderful family.But here I am at her request asking in Thy name to Do what you feel is best. Now my prayer get longer as I go on . There is so many needing me to call upon Thy Lord. They would do this themselves but, They ask me to help.I ask in Thy Name may you bless them all ; May they reclaim you as their Saviour and Lord ..Plz give them hope amd dreams and something to cling to and food and drink. Shelter may you provide them to . Cause all is given in Thy Name if we ask of you ;: See I do belive. You are the Creator , the Provider , the way to ask
Oh Heavenly Father I Now Pray >>>for The Lost > The Needyorthose Hurting From The Bridgeim Min./and Homless And All>
May this day be full and may You oh Heavenly Father shed Thy light upon all> may those soak it up into their souls, into their lives , and beings totally.. May you warm them in you light and fill them up with your love. Let them see Oh Lord and let hem hear.Thy messages that I send to them for You.let the people know That Your all and always will be..yOU REIGN!!!!ALLEAuJUEA !!! May you show mearcy upon them. Oh My Lord ; Thank you for all and everthing in my life and every blessing great or small . Help me to make it thru these days left here on earth that You give to me,and thank you Oh Lord for them all. Guide me , carry me , forgive my short comings, I give you have my heart , body and soul totally.and please for give others that fall short for that are just huamn too. Let them open up their hearts to recieve ; Thee and Thy great blessings and Gift of eternal life.Thank You my Lord ; , You are my Lord , Creator , My all, my Saviour. I want for nothing and yet you g
Oh Heavenly Father A Prayer For The Grieved Andthose In Pain And Suffering And The Homless >
Dear Father we ask in Thy Name if you will comforth those who griev for Ray that passed on few minutes ago . We ask in Thy Name if youll send love to those suffering over this loss and strenght and hope ; Show love oh Lord to those needing you now.. . also Lord there is a 14 yr old girl with cancer Sonya ; please oh Lord if it be Thy will give her all your Grace and love and show mercy and help her to heal and not have to cope with this cancer . maker whole and free from it oh Lord . She is one of Thy children needing you now ; To do Thy will and she needs a Great blessing ; bestowed on her in Thy Name we ask oh Lord; .Lord there ia another friend in here to he needs you ,he is down and out and has two dogs doesn,t know where to turn too for help he was driving a truck just so he,d have a place to sleep cause he is now homeless, so on . He need you oh Lord to lead him to answere for he is thinking of joing the Military now. He needs a way to cope and he needs you oh Lord . Pease show
Oh Hell Yes. 8-9-07
"Your mindset is perfect for thinking about financial situations, so see if you can clear away distractions and really get a handle on your home or business cash flow. Things should settle down pretty soon!"
Oh Heavenly Father I Pray To Thee Now For>> All Those >
The lile Girl Lost ; crys Out An I am asking Now in Thy name O lord If >>> Lord there is this little Girl hurting so , she ran away last night , she is 7 yrs old , my friends daughter in New york, she finally was found , after hours searching for her . She (the child ).. said he daddy scared her and she ran to be safe cause he scared her so. This little child hurts and is so confused , Please help her and keep her safe. Help her mommy to respond and go to a shelter with them. Im trying to ask her to do this but she isnt responding to my request. Lord if it be Thy will place it on and in her heart to seek help . Place in her heart to save herself and children. thank you O LOrd thank You.. I ask In Thy name O Lord Jesus Christ>> help this family > Amen Thank You Lord.. ~~~~ God ALmighty ~~~~~~ There are those that Grive , please help them cope O LOrd.. Lord there are those Lost , Those Hurting too . Lord there are those Ill and those , Homeless. I
Oh Hell No!
If you dont have these 3 awesome women on your list you better rate, fan, and add them and here is why...The other night i was having one of the worst days of my life....I was very upset...But thanks to these 3 wonderful woman for standing by my side, helping me through it, and showing me that alot of people do care! So please go show these girls ALOT of love for me!!!! ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar Single and Looking (FAN THEN ADD)@ fubar Jodi AKA Wishful Thinking
Oh Hey!
So for the first time in a little bit I'm on in the weekend! Go fig! LOL! Not lasting long cause I gotta go shopping with my sis. Thought I'd say hi to everyone though. :D
Oh ... Hey?
bored @ my sister's thought I'd hop on and say hello. :D See you guys on Tuesday. :p
Oh Hell Yes Only Three New Members Away From 100 Members
come join us at INTOXICATION for another kick ass night of great people great fun great conversations and great music... we are about to reach 100 members.. want to come and help us out with that??? come join us right now! and party with us! come here and get X RATED with the INTOXICATION X RATED HOTTY MEMBERS oh yes yes yes yes INTOXICATION has great parties.. and great people to meet. and we all are here to please you... so come join us only @ INTOXICATION..... thats right... COME GET YOUR INTOXICATION
Oh Hell Yea.....i
I wanna let yall know.....this woman does alot to help all her friends out....even the ones that dont deserve it.And regardless .. she is still there..Plz...for me, show this homie sum love. Drop by...Fan her, Rate her,Add her.. hell..crush on her SeXy ass......she always returns the luv.. ♥Dj.Sweets♥@ fubar click any of the pics to visit mah homie..while youre there....check out the kick ass stash she has.....i wanna show this gurl she is the shit, will u help me??? For those of yall she has helped out.....just give me 5 min....shower this homie with the FU~LuV......Thx Bunches!! ((Disclaimer)):This is was designed by TwiZ..some words and letters may have been used that appear in other publications.This in no way means they were "stolen"....LMMFAO!!! yea....u know what im sayin...MMFWCL......
Oh Hey!
HOLY SILENCE. :( The hell is everyone doin?!
Oh Hell Yeah!
Hot Tuna!....I know,tuna melts??......Uh uh,no friggin way!....I had something much tastier in mind!....Should appeal to most dudes,bi-sexuals an lesbians!....You know what I mean,so no use in spelling it out for ya,right!??.....Thought so!.... Oh Hell Yeah!....LOL.....Much love,thanks an muahs!
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Oh Hell Yeaaaaa !!
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Oh Hell Yeah I Would!
If I was a guy... I'd be tugging, adjusting, playing with THEM all the damn time. REL
Oh Hey!
yeah so last night i met the most freaking amazingly beautiful kid in the world. he's the singer for one of the co headlining bands we (me and Ruby) went to see last night. we weighed out all the pros and cons and um, yeah must have his children. :) How is everyone? btw, watch for a blog alert from Ruby... she lies I tell you. LIES.
Oh Hell Yes!
Economic stimulus check how I adore thee! Seriously though that's my car payments while I'm on maternity leave. so much worry has been lifted off my shoulders!
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Oh Hell No Got A Bling For A Rate And 100 Comments Look Inside
Oh Hell No Got A Bling For 100m Comments And Rate Please Ty !
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Oh Helll Yesss Good News For The Hawks So Far So Good
News Main E-mail Posted: 2 hours 41 minutes ago Seahawks welcome back Branch, Engram Associated Press RENTON, Wash. -- Deion Branch has an unusual plan for dealing with that first hit, that first physical -- and mental -- test of his reconstructed knee against the rugged New York Giants on Sunday. Have his Seahawks teammates hit him first. "I know it sounds crazy, but I'm going to have the guys do it," the wide receiver and former Super Bowl MVP said Monday, after fully participating in practice for the first time since tearing the ACL in his left knee January in a playoff loss at Green Bay. Otto Greule Jr./Getty Images With significant injuries at the wide receiver position, the Seahawks' top three pass catchers this season weren't even with the team last year, a group led by rookie tight end John Carlson. Seahawks' top receivers (through three games) Player 2007 team Rec Yds TD John Carlson Notre Dame 12 168 0 Billy McMullen Vikings 7 124 0
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Oh Hell....
I had mentioned the other day I had found out several ppl had died this month... ppl I knew... One I had mentioned had lost his father this past week... his mother in 1997, both to breathing problems.... His 12 yr old brother in a trailer fire in 1995... his niece/nephew, as well, not too long ago, as well... At his father's funeral.... His brother was arrested.... In front of everyone..... For molesting his own daughter...... My bud is good people, and took his brother as one too....sighs... My poor, poor friend...
Oh Hell!
I just smoked my last cigarette...I am quitting starting today. you have now been warned of the future piss off,grumpy bitch I may be come!
Oh Help Help Lol
Hello everyone plz help me win a vip.. I'm just about half way there now.. Thank you!!!
Oh Hell No "grandma" !!! Or! Dont Do Meth...and End Up A Fubar Hag
fucking christ!she should be knitting or something,not trying to get attention.your gonna die soon.Oh wait you're bad.   Meth.its one hell of a drug...
Oh Hell No
  Old man or not if this guy ever tried this shit with my children it would be the last time he ever attempted it and I'd be in jail.
Oh Hell
    oh hell,what to tell,one day my heart fell,and that very day i was stuck in a painful hell,to the point u want to say luv doesnt exist oh well,all ive ever had is a endless roller coaster of pain,as my tears stain,my cold and empty heart,with memories that tears me apart,from my soul,because i have a endless hole,in my soul,looking for the one to make me whole,as time takes its toll,on my cold empty soul!
Oh Heavenly Father...
During one of the several snow days we have recently had, my daughter announces “Mommy, I am a Christian and I need to go to church. When will you take me?”Well quite floored, I asked her how she knew she was a Christian? Her response was “Because I believe and God, and you don’t.” After explaining that many religions believe in a god or gods, we had a discussion based on what my lunatic sister had been teaching my daughter, facts, and the stuff in the bible. We discussed this for several hours, me asking questions, her asking questions, and actually had a very good discussion. At the end of the conversation she said she wanted to think and we would talk about it again later. Thinking nothing more of it, we went several days without any further discussion on the matter. Finally, tonight on the way home, she announced “Mommy, I know why bad things happen to people. It is because God is really evil.” I laugh of course, and say, “ok honey, w
Oh Hell No...
herbie536 minsHi, I am Herbie, I am a Christian (Although very flirtatious & Horny) due to spending 26 years in prison. God had mercy on me and gave me a second chance. I am addicted to this game because I can stay at home and stay clean and sober. I have no problem any longer in those areas, but I am on parole for 10 more months, and need to be careful because I face back-up time of 30 years! So, I have no money because I have not found job, so I do ask that if you believe in second chances to show me serious love with Pimps, and bling. If you care to read my story you can go to Google Locked Down for the Lord Ministries Look for testimony section and look for me Herbie Underwood, friends put that on for me, it is not a clean copy with many errors, if u would like a copy e-mail me at and I will mail you copy, and share pictures of Death Row if you would like. Thank you for your love & understanding. Love & Peace Herbie     *head tilt*
Oh, Hey.
We promised you a raise.. but you can't have it! By the way, those days you requested off in advance: You can't have those either! We, as your employers, think you're doing a great job, but we don't want to show that to you! Keep adding more awesome to your plate for the same price of LESS AWESOME! In other words, FUCK YOU! Thank you for choosing [insert entity here] and have a great day.
Oh Hell
oh why do i love caffine it keeps you awake whilst on fu and stops you from falling a sleep and counting sheep if thats all  whilst you should be ratein instead so if you feel the need to drift off to the land of nod just get some caffine in ya and it perks you and ready fo more ratins and what ever the hell you like  so happy drinking heheheheheh :D
Oh Hell...
I got this in my inbox. Jasmine it is that time again, Do you know it now has been over 1 year and 1 month that I have been requesting you to be my friend. You get a kick out of this ,don't you? Well I'm not going anywhere for a while so why don't you just think about accepting my friend request. Just think about it ,that's all I'm asking and send me back a message telling me to f$%^ off or something! Thanks Mikey (Not Mike24...well Mike 25 now)   Well now I just feel bad...I just figured he would give up eventually so I just kept ignoring his request. He sends one every month...EVERY month. And he can cos I always clear my friend requests so it allows him to send again (I haz an OCD thing about keeping my bartab clear).   I'm don't wanna add him cos I don't know him...and I got a feeling he might be that weird stalker type. :| But I feel bad. :(
Oh Hell No old primary got flagged by the fubar office. I was told by a yellow name to "not use NSFW" pictures....The office didn't flag it NSFW.....They just flagged it so I can't use it. Tonight I saw a picture that was being used.....looks almost the same as mine..but it's fine! ugh...Fuck No!!!!   Here's the link to the other one::     Here is the link to mine::
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2.54am - Drama. I'm a simple guy, to me the city has so much useless shit, it's cluttered with 'unnecessity'. Everywhere there's restrictions, it's like we're in jail, might as well be, can't even fart without a warning here or a summons there. In NYC you should automatically be born with a middle initial assigned to you, D, for drama - John Drama Doe. This way when you take a vacation, go out of town and people look at your ID, they say "Well I guess he's had it rough, let's go easy on him, he's from New York City". So the other day, back in february, I was on the train going home, it's about an hour ride home from the city, it's 6am, me, the mildly drunk russian,in a nearly empty train, with a homeless guy sprawled out across three seats at the other end of the subway car, in his dark corner of the car is a busted light. Halfway through at one of the stops I get called over by an officer of the law, this american law that I don't mind following rules of, if only you spill it in a sha
Ohhh What They Dont Know About Us Tauruses....
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) --Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. Capricorn and Taurus's are best matched. They equally share desire for one another when making love. Watch these two when toge
Today I am in a mood I just can't shake I hate to feel sorry for myself I stubborn and pridefull I know but lately I have been reflecting so much and wondering when things went crazy i relize it was pretty much when my son turned 2 and that ticks me off thats when we relized he wasn't quite right and i relized i had no real friends.Thats sad becuse I've always been there for everyone i care about and still am even tho i probaly shouldn't.I've heard all the excuses all the i know its hard jenn.The truth is they don't have a clue no one caRES ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE i DON'T GET PHONE CALLS LETTERS INVITES OUT TO PARTIES OR ANYTHING ELESE WHY? If people werte honest with themselves it would be becus its to much work to be my friend i suppose i'm not worth it dam it now i'm crying. befor i go on to my on line friends the ones who i talk to i thank you cuz if it weren't for you guys i wouldn't realy have any. People i've known my w2hole lifejudge me and its not fair they don't know its my god je
Ohhh Dear!!!!!
Ohhhh Yeaaaaaa!!!
Ohhhh, An Irish Bar Name!!!
Your Irish Name Is... Shauna Moore What's your Irish Name?
I so think I am going through pre menopause. I Am I really that old? And why won't kids stay in bed when you put them there? I so wish Fred was here. I use to have something to look forward to during the day. Now I don't. Only 19 more days. Got a party to go to this weekend. Still trying to make up my mind if I want to go. I am to comfortable going to a place I don't know 3 hours away. I know I have people to watch me but I am still unsure. Fred only has 19 more days. I miss him soo much. I can't stand it anymore.
Ohhh Noooo...its Monday....
Today is Monday..The day after the weekend..Ugh..I got my hair cut yesterday..All gone..I still have a little..She cut off more than I told her too..Kinda pissed me off a lil bit..But hey ya know it's hair..It will grow back..It needed it tho..
Ohhh....subtitles For My Blogs
So CherryTap eh? I'm half intrigued and other word'd by it. A MySpace that gives you points. This makes being fake so much more fun cuz you get (cherry) points for it ;) Never has anyone tried so hard to get me to join a site than they did for this and I'm left wondering...was it for the points??? How am I supposed to know if they genuinely wanted my online friendship or just need more cherry points?? Honestly I could give a fuck...I just needed to blog so I could get!
Ohhh ,the Deeper The Better
All through the night I tossed and turned Thinking about you My body burned I started to dream Of lust-filled nights Hands in places To make it feel right Games to play Fantasies to uncover Body on body Lover to lover Hands on flesh Aflame with desire The sound of my voice Will take you higher Right now there’s a hunger It's an acquired taste Treats like that Should never go to waste As I let myself go The need in between Demands my attention For completing the dream I began to move And didn’t dare stop Thinking about you inside me And about you on top I spread my legs wider Feeling myself getting wetter Touching and stroking The deeper the better The ride would start slow Then begin to gain speed As screams echo the room Screams filled with need Love in the dark How sweet it can be Nothing to hide Just wait and see
Ohhh ,the Deeper The Better
All through the night I tossed and turned Thinking about you My body burned I started to dream Of lust-filled nights Hands in places To make it feel right Games to play Fantasies to uncover Body on body Lover to lover Hands on flesh Aflame with desire The sound of my voice Will take you higher Right now there’s a hunger It's an acquired taste Treats like that Should never go to waste As I let myself go The need in between Demands my attention For completing the dream I began to move And didn’t dare stop Thinking about you inside me And about you on top I spread my legs wider Feeling myself getting wetter Touching and stroking The deeper the better The ride would start slow Then begin to gain speed As screams echo the room Screams filled with need Love in the dark How sweet it can be Nothing to hide Just wait and see
Ohhh Fuck. Lmao
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.Satanism88%Paganism83%Buddhism71%Islam54%Judaism54%Hinduism54%agnosticism38%Christianity33%atheism29%Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)created with
Ohhhhhh My Penis Died - My Favorite Joke
There is this little old man in the nursing home crying "Ohh my penis died, ohhhh what a terrible day my penis died" The nurse comes along and says "Mr. Johnson what is your problem" The little ole man screams "Ohhhhh my penis died, I am so sad my penis died" So the nurse takes him off and gets him settled in. The next day Mr. Johnson comes shuffling down the hallway with his penis hanging out of his pants. The nurse said "Mr Johnson what're you doing? I thought you said your penis died" Mr. Johnson replied " It did ... today's the viewing"
Ohhhh Yeeeaaa
So, the Crossfade/Three Days Grace/Buckcherry show Sunday night KICKED ASS!! I've NEVER seen a show as awesome as Buckcherry's was. It was killer....too cool. I had a fabulous time, very much enjoyed myself. And ladies....Josh Todd is EVEN SEXIER in person! LoL. It was a blast. I've been waiting to see Buckcherry for about a year now and had several opportunities, but something always came up. Crossfade and Three Days Grace were BADASS as well. So...that's how my weekend went. Plus a party at our house Saturday night. By The Way....check out my new pics I posted....comments comments comments! LoL. Love y'all! Much Love, ♥ Sinister's Sweetie ♥
Ohhhhhhh :(
my camera is being poopy :(
Ohhhhh,at Last Together !
I can't believe how long it has been. Four months apart is too long for newlyweds, to long for any couple that loves each other as much as we do. I see you look at me across the room, and I can tell your undressing me with your eyes. I lick my lips and stick my chest out a bit. At that prompt, you walk over to me, and hug me from behind. I can feel your hardness pressed against my spine, and all I can think about is how it would feel inside me. I slowly place my hand behind my back and massage your swollen shaft. I hear you groan in my ear. "Oh, God," I think as you start grinding your hard maleness into me. I take your hand and lead you upstairs to bed. You lift my shirt and start gently teasing my breasts. I can't believe how good you feel. You kiss down my stomach to my pants, and slowly unzip them. As you slide off my pants you realize I'm not wearing underwear, and I hear you groan again. This time more urgently. "That's it," I think and I take your clothes off. As you lie me on t
Ohhh,i'll Know What To Do
Well, Dear, Dear Venusians, and Fellow Martians, I can guarantee one thing - you WON'T find this in the AMA Journal! If there IS any moral herein to prove, it is that while we are DIFFERENT, once in a great while (usually MONTHLY for some ODD reason?) we people from two distinct Planets do find a COMMON ground - SEXUAL DESIRE! Albeit RARE, can be quite SATISFYING - when BOTH parties are attuned, that is! .. Once upon a time, in a Land far, far Away, Let’s call it the Lower Region, Okay? It was Empty and Barren; there was no Life. Then along came Tester, from Testosterone, seeking a Wife. A Spaceship landed with Ester, from Estrogen, a town in Venus, She had really nice “Hooters” but Alas, no Penis! Tester, a Martian, lacked any Luster inside his Head, Being most Horny, he thought with his “Member” Instead. Ester was Earnest, and Eager, just like a Beaver. While Tester was Sly and Slippery, a Great Deceiver. One had a Void, like The Great Divide, T
Ohhh Yeahhh Baby!!!
GO COLTS! WOO HOO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THEY DID IT THIS YEAR!!! now i can die a happy man yaaaaahooooo *does his Peyton Manning is god Dance!*
Ohhh,quench The Thirst....
I am in need my corazon. My soul's desire is you. Come to me my beautiful one. Quench the thirst in my soul. I am in want mi amor. My passion is raging out of control. Touch me and fill the void inside me. Come to me my heart, my soul. I long for you my love. Devour me the way I long to devour you. Give all your love to me. I am in need my corazon. My soul's desire is you.
Ohhhh Canada!!!
Canada trip on April 28th goin to toronto for a concert that is going to be off the fucking hooook!!!! Just thought I should let everyone know that Im going to see one of the coolest shows ever.
Ohhhhh Yessss.....
ohhhhhh baby....yessss.....PLEASE.....don't stop i am so close....push me over the edge....sigh.... now that i have your attention....i am amost leveled me out by rates or even add more comments xoxo, becky
Ohhhh Boyyyy
i musta made somebody REALLY upset.....8 flagged pics an four rated "2"
Ohhh So Tired
It's about 3:10 a.m. on Wednesday. Just chillin at the bar. David is rubbing his eyes with one hand...his.... anyway...ummm.....
Ohhh Yeah!
I heard a little thunder a little while ago and it looks like we may get some action tonight! I think if we do, I'll go play in it hehe! I haven't done that in a long time and I'm feeling pretty wild right now! There is a full moon coming up too :D!
Ohhh Linda...;-)))
Dundee knows what is good
Ohhh This Was Close ..what Do The Judges Say I Cant Figure Out Who Won contest will be a mes ring paid at 9pm tonight sponsored by me...the winner you the judges pick for the contest sponsored by)o(Pagan~Wiccan~Crystal~Isis)o(Member of Club F.A.R and L.R.L.Society of Wolves)o(Bomber of the Bomb@ CherryTAP gets paid in the morning
Ohhh Shit!!
My throat's a little hoarse. It seems we may have something to worry about now that oral sex may lead to throat cancer. Human papillomavirus (HPV), which can be transmitted during oral sex, is the main cause of oropharyngeal (throat) cancer, researchers found. The study is the first to prove the link. Researchers compared 100 men and women who were recently diagnosed with oral cancer with 200 similar people without the disease. They found that participants who reported having oral sex -- fellatio or cunnilingus -- with six or more partners were at the highest risk (8.6 times more) of develping throat cancer. Uh... I'm off to the doctor. Lol. Kidding, of course. I'm innocent, I tells ya. But, for all those sitting on the edge of their seats right now, don't fret. It seems there is little likelihood of actually getting it and there is help to protect against the HPV strains. *phew* Screw on, folks, screw on.
If you get him leveled in the next 15 mins, i will open the private folder
Happy birthday to me! happy birthday to me! happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to me!!!!!
Ohhhh This Would Be Sa-weet- Get Me A Machete :p Meant Oj Oj
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Ohhh So Close!
i need like a little over 200 pts to level up!
Ohhh School Is Fun!
I just wanted to let all my friends know that if you don't see me on here much for a little while it's because I am busy with homework and school stuff:D Yesterday was my first day of class, and I really did enjoy it.....though I wasn't expecting to have homework my first day, and I really wasn't expecting for it to take me as long as it did to complete yeah lovin it and hatin it at the same time:) I will be on as much as I can though and will try to leave some luv whenever I am here:P Misty
Ohhhhhh So Tastey Xoxo
~FunkyMunky~aka Fuzzybutts@ fubar my munky does tricks if u tickle her with love xoxo let me know how u loved her up winksssss xoxo
Ohhhh Boy ... Cyber Propositions ... Yay!.. Can U Smell The Sarcasm ?
Now mind u this is from the shout box so u'll have to read it from the bottom up .... But i was havin tons of fun .... >Beautifull...: sure if both people are interested in doing it , and i'm not .. So good luck and many happy phone bone orgasms to ya ! haas101: it can be interesting sometimes ->Beautifull...: the only women i know who truely get off on cyber sex .. are the ones who A) have no real imagination in the bedroom , or B) they're husbands don't pay them any attention anymore .. I can walk out my front door and get any cock i want within a 12 block radius I don't need someones voice on a telephone , or someones thoughts typed to me to be able to cum .. If its not in person its not worth doing ! ->Beautifull...: LoL hun , really i'm gonna give you the honest to gods truth , something u dont' find very often on the internet haas101: i think we could still have fun having cyber sex haas101: lol ->Beautifull...: No No .. does it physically find its way to Pitts
Ohhh I Hate Titling Things
hey so im walking down the street to the local grocer and i stumble upon a lottery tickit take it to the counter and scan it and it was a winner i found ten dollars on the ground. i was happy and went and bought me a new shirt to celebrate if that wasnt luckey enough as i was walking home my phone rang and my sister invited me to a party at big louies on saterday yayayaayyyyy. Ilove the holidays. All except for the fake love that goes around anyways Have a great day and talk later.
Ohhhhhshit And Purple Satin
Ohhh Boy
well tho the news is goin to be bouncy things are just "peachy" blood pressure was high but nott hat high ...but i did find out i did find out i have diabetes (think im type 2) they are putting me on some pills (oh boy more!) lol but i think after a while ill be ok i have to take them in the morning with aglass of milk or water. and i have to watch my diet too and mebbe lose some pounds? lol anyway just thought id let all know peace, love and happiness Ted
Ohhhhh I Get's The Alcohol That Makes Me Ugly :s
You Are a Party Girl! You give Paris Hilton and Tara Reid a run for their money (Who knows? You've probably even run into them at a club or two) While you do have fun - relax a little every so often All those drinks do nothing for your looks - or your bank account Are You a Party Girl?
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Yessssssssss
Ohhh Yesssssss, I'm Up For Auction Lol Getcher Bids In!! :p~
Ohhh Micki Your So Fine---made By A Sweet Gal-lucie In The Sky
Micki has 60k till insider. She's got lots of stash and pics so go show her some fu-love. Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle@ fubar (repost of original by 'Lucie in the Sky' on '2008-05-16 19:52:59')
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Nooooooo Akamrs. T Looking For New Owner In Auction
What Is It (Instrumental) - Baby Bash Ft. Sean Kingston / THIS FUBAR AUCTION ANNOUNCEMENT IS BY YOURS TRULY Peek-A-Boo@ fubar
Ohhhhhhhhh Yea Come Check Akamrs. T Looking For A New Owner For The Month Of July!
What Is It (Instrumental) - Baby Bash Ft. Sean Kingston / THIS FUBAR AUCTION ANNOUNCEMENT IS BY YOURS TRULY Peek-A-Boo@ fubar
Ohhh Diddy Watch Out.
Is there a reason why people strive so hard to get blasts/be in a spotlight/get fumarried/etc? I think its pathetic when someone gets a lil too involved in being in a spotlight, let alone getting fumarried. In my opinion, the higher you stand on Fubar, the lower you stand in life. Until you reach the highest level on here, which means you failed in life.
Ohhh My~
come love on me, my auto's are on!Bi Rebel Gypsy ~~ Southern Sex Symbol ~~@ fubar
Ohhh, Too Rich...
Okay, like usual there's some guy on the mumms... yada yada... Acting all hard and shit, yada yada... Sends a PERSONAL response to me 20 minutes after the fact, yada yada... Only THIS time, he's naming different places we could "exchange pleasantaries" and these PLACES are around where I live... To quote him: ""u wanna clothes line me......really ??...ok then......where are we doing this.......this i gotta see.........hmmmmmmm.....Ray's place....The Loft? or would you rather just meet at the student center ? You know.....the one on Summit St......We'll see how far you get on your threat." Heh. I think I might be taking my glasses off come thursday night and be the father that this kid never had...
Ohhhhhh, Nap!
My buddy at work has a cute little 2 year old, and though she inherited his lack of dance skills she makes up for it in the things she says. His GF tried to get her to say "Ohhhhh, snap" but she always says "Ohhhhhh, nap!". I need to get him to send me this vid, but until then... ...I'm using the catch-phrase to show I'm ZZZZing.... So take care everyone, and "Ohhhhhh, NAP!"
Ohhh Noes Mister Bill!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhh Canada
 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls. 4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 -    Ingersoll ,  ON 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers 10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts 11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed  the Americans back past their White House'. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .. We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied........ Go figure.  12.  Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to  Germany . 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER. (We got clobbered in the odd battle but. prevailed in ALL the wars) 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.  15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
Ohhh If I Had A Hot Dog!!!
It is starting to get a little hazy for me, but I will try to recall the night *dum dum dummmmm* of the HOT DOG!!!!!     My best friend Sandi and I have gone to the same little hole in the wall bar for 10 years... ohhhhh the memories we have...anddddd the stories!! It started out as a regular night, Friday night out with friends.  The bar owner was in an ornery mood and decided that we needed to fork our friend Bobs' yard.  Well of course we were game for that!  What meeture 46 year old woman wouldn't? I mean really?????  So 7 of us piled in two cars and trolled on over to Bob's place, mind you we have toilet papered his yard several other times, but the lil bastard got smart and cut the damn tree down, so we had no choice but to Fork him.  We had plastic forks, spoons and knives in hand, ready for some fun.  Here we all are out in Bob's yard in the dark plunging plastic utensils into the patchy muddy grass.  *gasp*  the motion light goes off... shit we have no where to hide.. the d
The urge is here................. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhh How Time Goes By So Fast!
This weekend is a big one for me. Why? Well it started 18 years ago when I was real young. I had a baby girl, I watched her grow and sometimes she fell. She surprised me through all the tough times in our life. All I ever wanted was that she not have a child young (not that it's a bad thing) and I wanted her to graduate high school. I wanted her to be the person I knew she could be.  This Saturday is prom night for her. I didn't think she was going to go until at the last minute a boy asked her too. Monday was spent finding the perfect dress, earrings, shoes, make-up, and the whole nine yards. I was in tears when we found the dress she wanted. I will do my best not to be in tears as I watch my little girl go with her friends to prom. However I will pray that they get there safe and come home safe. The next step for me is watching her graduate high school this June! She grew up way to fast....ohhhh how time goes bye so fast. I am so proud of her!
Ohhh Hahaha..i Might Miss This..
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Ohh I Love A Midget
Ohh It Is Love
Oh, it is love From the first time I set my eyes up on yours Thinking oh, is it love? Oh dear It's been hardly a moment And you are already missed There is still a bit of your skin That I've yet to have kissed Oh say please do not go But you know, oh, you know that I must Oh say I love you so But you know, oh, you know you can trust We'll be holding hands once again All our broken plans I will mend I will hold you tight so you know It is love from the first Time I pressed my hand into yours Thinking oh is it love? Oh, dear, it's been hardly three days And I'm longing to feel your embrace. There are several days Until I can see your sweet face. Oh say, wouldn't you like to be older and married with me Oh say, wouldn't it be nice to know right now that we'll be Someday holding hands in the end All our broken plans will have been I will kiss you soft so you know It is love from the first Time I pressed my lips against yours Thinking oh is it love? Your
Ohh It Wasnt Me That Was Self Centered Even Better
Libra - March 19, 2009 Today's position of the planets means that you may have to bend over backward to get the message across to someone about how you feel. They know of your interest, and feel the same way about you too, but are currently going through a slightly self-centered stage, where they are focused on themselves. You need to do something radical to remind that you are alive and waiting!
Ohh, Just Another Smile!
So myself and a couple of friends are in a smile contest. Please vote for us! Rate us each a 10, and leave tons of comments! (There is no limit on the number of comments you can leave!) Oh, and rate everyone else a 1. It will make a difference in the end. Thanks! :-) You know I'll pay you back.
Ohh Just Great!!
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Ohh La La Friends
Ohh My Favorite.. Asshats! Hehe
A real sweetheart rated my photo a 7.. I returned the love with a 10 and comment.. why hate back right? So he "shouts" me... read from the bottom up.. (asshat)I have a d...: bye Fatty ->I have a d...: Ciao! (asshat)I have a d...: Ok Bye ->I have a d...: sounds good! (asshat)I have a d...: then I'll block you ->I have a d...: nah (asshat)I have a d...: then block me ->I have a d...: K, then i hate you? (asshat)I have a d...: I want lots of haters ->I have a d...: i was just curious is all (asshat)I have a d...: why do you care ? ->I have a d...: why? (asshat)I have a d...: yes ->I have a d...: haha.. u like haters? (asshat)I have a d...: YEAP wish I had more ->I have a d...: sure thang.. loooks like you got some haters (asshat)I have a d...: ty just gives me tingles all over! hehe.. but now I cant even go give him some more love cause he blocked me.. im sad.. I think I might kill myself now.. Wifey says he's not worth it, but if I do, she'll get a really nice
Ohh Mr. Myers.... :d
Wnna make my fantasy  come true for me.....   Put on the original Mike Myers costume and chase me around the house acting like I'm your victim....cut my clothes off of me and fuck the hell out of me.........   I have a think for Mike seriously cream myself watching Halloween!  
Ohh..nirvana !
Flickering candle light emotions the quietude of the morning hour moments silence all but for the chirping of the early risers tranquility the hour of the awoken soul traversing across the time feeling like on astral planes lost a million miles away, in thought a process, of the mind's device seeing beyond the natural realm touching the untapped, the new deep within the recesses, of this fragmented consciousness a state of substantial reality awakening the morning light, Nirvana! emotions within moments of silence and tranquility feelings of thoughts seeing and touching, a state, awakening, Nirvana!
Oh How Times Has Changed!
I found this site and thought Id share it just put in your birthday and see what was going on when you were born I added mine below enjoy! Friday, April 02, 1965 Top News Headlines This Week: Apr 2 - Hochhuths play "Stellvertreter" banned in Italy Apr 3 - 1st atomic powered spacecraft (snap) launched Apr 4 - Mickey Wright wins LPGA Baton Rouge Golf Invitational Apr 5 - 37th Academy Awards - "My Fair Lady," Rex Harrison & J Andrews win Apr 5 - Lava Lamp Day celebrated Apr 5 - US performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site Top Songs for 1965 Help! by Beatles Yesterday by Beatles I Got You Babe by Sonny & Cher You've Lost The Lovin' Feelin' by Righteous Brothers Satisfaction by Rolling Stones Downtown by Petula Clark Turn! Turn! Turn! by Byrds Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter by Herman's Hermits I Can't Help Myself by Four Tops This Diam
Oh Ho
hey i wight be going back to the hospital. my heads killing me and i dont feel to hot eather. rate my pic and stuff im going to a new level soon. so see yall soon. if not ill probobly be at the hospital and tyanna or jeff will talk to yall or get new pics. love ya :) Ruby
Oh How I Love Her
Oh, How I Ache For You
I ache for you, my love, Like a starfish Divided into two, My side still aches for you. Phantom pain for a missing rib! You were sprung from my flesh, Or I from yours. I ache for you, my love, Who fits against me Like spoons in a drawer Or the sea against the shore, Or yin and yang - Your body against me, Head at my neck, Hip at my waist. I ache for you, my love, My every extremity designed for you Lips, nose, chin, tongue, Fingers, phallus, arms, belong To your hollows, slopes and valleys, Your inlets, coves and dunes. I ache for you, my love, Like sea foam aches To melt into sand. I crash upon the strand, I rush to die like breakers on your rocks. Surging and receding, Each wave shapes you, I leave me, as I take you... Oh, how I ache for you, my love....
Oh, How I Ache For You
I ache for you, my love, Like a starfish Divided into two, My side still aches for you. Phantom pain for a missing rib! You were sprung from my flesh, Or I from yours. I ache for you, my love, Who fits against me Like spoons in a drawer Or the sea against the shore, Or yin and yang - Your body against me, Head at my neck, Hip at my waist. I ache for you, my love, My every extremity designed for you Lips, nose, chin, tongue, Fingers, phallus, arms, belong To your hollows, slopes and valleys, Your inlets, coves and dunes. I ache for you, my love, Like sea foam aches To melt into sand. I crash upon the strand, I rush to die like breakers on your rocks. Surging and receding, Each wave shapes you, I leave me, as I take you... Oh, how I ache for you, my love....
Ohh Ohh Ohh!!
A new crush...K who is it? Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh Holy Shit!!
I can't even type straight right now.....It seems that my bestest boo boo Katie has won some contest & she is going to receive one of 12 prizes tomorrow will either be a car (or 55,000$ which is what the car is worth), a few different all paid trips, or a big ass flat screen TV..... OMG OMG OMG!! If she wins we are gonna have a hellva time regardless... AHH!! more later..... xoxox - Betty
Oh How I Wish For Pouring Rain
Oh how I wish for pouring rain. Current mood: cynical Touchy subject warning. All sissies leave now. Read the article and then come back here. Do I think the child should be taken away from his mother? Maybe, if she doesn't stop being stupid. Do I think that the mom should stop keeping chocolate cereal/pizza/sausages/french fries/"snacks" in the house? Duh. Come on, lady. If there was not junk food in the house, he could not eat it. If he rampages through the house at night, looking for food, I do not see padlocks on the fridge and cupboards as being unreasonable. Or better yet, only keep healthy food around the house. if he doesn't like it, he can starve until he's hungry enough to eat it. At school, I don't think the staff would see it as a problem if you ask that he not be allowed to purchase junk food during lunch hours. He eats to feel good, he eat
Oh, How Droll.
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You? You are the Undying Artist. Moody, erratic, and empassioned, you find art in the darkness. You cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to surround yourself and drink of the song in their blood.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Oh How I Love Thee Rome
The Catholic Church eh? They are responsible for just about every atrocity the West committed during the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. They supported totalitarian absolute monarchies in Europe. Two words: Flat Earth. They gave us and backed such Canadian Hitler-apologists like Maurice Duplessis, Adrien Arcand, and R.B. Bennet. Local Clergy (as high up as Cardinals) backed a Croatian fascist movement (the Ustashe) that was able to gain power with Hitler's help and commit Vatican-backed atrocities against Jews and Serbian Orthodox Christians living in Croatia. (They were subsequently overthrown by Tito's anti-clerical anti-fascist leftists.) They (Opus Dei more particularly) supported and were actively involved in fascist regimes in Portugal and Spain right up until their collapse in the late 1970s. They backed Marcos in the Philippines and they are responsible for the fact that birth control, abortion, and divorce are not discussable in Filipino politics. Further
Oh ! How My Heart Cries
You were a beautiful girl, you had the world going for you, you were smart, sweet, innocent, and you knew how to carry yourself. Hell, you even gave me advise a time or two. You have had your bad days, and you have had your good days. And through it all I have loved you and never stopped loving you. I have been there for you and still am here for you. There's day's I sit and wonder where you are and how oh how I wish I knew where you were. I got a letter the other day and it tore my heart to pieces. You just became a mom, you had a job and you were going to school and you had been clean for so long I was proud of you. And you came a really long way. Then You made a shockinly unexpected turn and lost everything. I know you loved her, I know you cared for her and you still do I know Because a mother's love is an everlasting love. We can't help but wonder how our children are doing and where there at. Oh, how I wish I knew where you were at. You let the drug dieseas come back in
Oh How Boring Can It Get!
I am home, its cold again, I am bored (well wasnt bored for about 5 minutes, but that is another story) and I Cant think what to do. I have had my fill of movies and cant sleep anymore! So I guess if anyone who reads this has any ideas, let me know. Damn, this is some good fuckin tea!
Oh How True! Lol
Libra : Horoscope for June 21st,2007 A certain comment really stings, but when you think about it, you have to admit that it wasn't necessarily malicious. It's just that this person was trying to get through to you and didn't know how else to put it. lmao oh how TRUE this one was!
Oh, How Did I Know?
Recently, about a week and a half old friend contacted me. We've known each other for around 7 years. Carpooled in college...yada yada yada. He's recently single and I regard him as a *friend*. Those of you that know me are automatically saying 'uh oh....' and you would be right. I kept wondering if my husband was going to say something about this guy. I've talked to him on the phone, he's come over and shared a beer or two with both my husband and I. So, last night I started tanning. I was gone for an hour and a half. Groceries, errands, and tanning....not too long. And, the kids were in bed. Except my 13 year old son. As soon as I got home, he started in on me...asking if this guy and I were an 'item'. This in front of my 13 year old son who has issues with his father concerning my marriage. This is my second marriage. Anyway, came to blows...and for me, it was the final straw. I've contacted a few attorneys today....and I'm going to file for di
Oh How Sad But Real It Is
To those of you who have been shouting me , profile commenting me and etc tonite .. I want you all to know I luv ya .. however many know that tonite I (along with many others on CT)have been harrassed by an anti - amercian CT user .. I have been extremely preoccupied attempting to assist in remedy (removal) of this user. I have not been igonring anyone on purpose. To those of you who have suported, reposted and cared.. Thanks so much from the bottom of my heart.
Oh How I
Oh how I long for your hands To glide over me in the sand you feel ever spot you kiss every hole you know where I wana go I have to wait for you not ready to take me there you hold me down and caress me softly you know how to please me with nothing at all
Oh How I Yearn To.... (part I Of Iii)
THIS THREE PART SERIES WAS WRITTEN BACK IN 98 WHEN MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER PASSED AWAY. She's short and beautiful With long brown hair and eyes. Her hair flows down Like unseen waterfalls in mystical lands. Here eyes are the very portals That would ensue any man. Oh how I yearn to Run my fingers through such locks of loveliness. Oh how I yearn to Stare into such portals of unforsaken beauty. Her body is of any mans desire. The very hourglass figure of time. Her bosoms are perfectly rounded And firm as ripened cantelpoupes Fresh off the vines. Her rear is as rounded and soft As a fresh brick-oven baked bread Set to cool on the windowsill. Oh how I yearn to Wrap my arams around her thin Waist and pull her tight just to Feel the beat of her bosom from a caring heart. She smells of incense and pomegranites. Milk and honey drip from her soft lips. Oh how I yearn to Experience the odours of countryside Italia. Oh how I yearn to Taste the sweet flavours of na
Oh How I Miss Her
Oh How I Miss Her Never did I think I would ever miss a women such like her. She was the sweetest thing to have ever blessed my life; oh how it hurts my heart now that her love is gone cause I feel so lonely,oh how I miss her so cause she showed me what the true meaning of what love is. Poem By: Charles LaMark Neson
Oh How Great
As my heart beats faster As the heat grows thicker I feel more and more desire As my adrenaline flows threw my veins As my fluids wets my inner thighs I feel more and more excitement As you caress my breast As you kiss me on the belly working your way down I feel more and more lust As you lick it up and down As you push it in and out The more I yell for more No i fuckin beg for more The more you do it the more I feel it tinkling up my bloodstream These feelings all at once waiting to get out............ Oh how great this feels
"oh, How I Love You" From The Grave!
Three and a half years ago my dear friend Cecily died from cancer. She was 33. She left behind my good buddy, and her loving husband, Jim, and their 2 year old daughter. Today she talked to Jim. Told him she loved him. Jim was waiting on a call and wanted to use a certain room in his house where there is no phone. So he plugged in an extra phone that he didn't normally use. He doesn't use it because it has an answering machine on it. When he plugged it in, he noticed there were some old messages on it. So he pushed the "play" button. The first message hadn't played a tenth of a second before he realized it was the voice of his dearly beloved wife. In his words (from an email I got from him today) "I gasped. It sucked the air out of the room, maybe out of the country. I burst into tears as if I'd been slapped, and yet it was from surprise, not pain. Even as I sat there weeping, hearing her voice talking to me in the very terms whose loss has riven my heart these three and a half y

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