There is this little old man in the nursing home crying "Ohh my penis died, ohhhh what a terrible day my penis died" The nurse comes along and says "Mr. Johnson what is your problem" The little ole man screams "Ohhhhh my penis died, I am so sad my penis died" So the nurse takes him off and gets him settled in.
The next day Mr. Johnson comes shuffling down the hallway with his penis hanging out of his pants. The nurse said "Mr Johnson what're you doing? I thought you said your penis died" Mr. Johnson replied " It did ... today's the viewing"