2.54am - Drama. I'm a simple guy, to me the city has so much useless shit, it's cluttered with 'unnecessity'. Everywhere there's restrictions, it's like we're in jail, might as well be, can't even fart without a warning here or a summons there. In NYC you should automatically be born with a middle initial assigned to you, D, for drama - John Drama Doe. This way when you take a vacation, go out of town and people look at your ID, they say "Well I guess he's had it rough, let's go easy on him, he's from New York City". So the other day, back in february, I was on the train going home, it's about an hour ride home from the city, it's 6am, me, the mildly drunk russian,in a nearly empty train, with a homeless guy sprawled out across three seats at the other end of the subway car, in his dark corner of the car is a busted light. Halfway through at one of the stops I get called over by an officer of the law, this american law that I don't mind following rules of, if only you spill it in a shaker and strain all the bullshit through. I could tell you the details of the unpleasant smell of urine, how this train I was in was covered with graffiti, how I was going home from working a long bartending shift, trying to get home just to shut my eyelids and pass out only to find myself in the morning waking up still wearing my bar clothes next to the refridgerator, wiping crusty eyejuice in confusion, but I'll spare you. The officer asks for my ID, without any further notice writes up a summons, meanwhile my train had already left, which by the way only goes every half hour or so at that time. "See you in court", as if I just violated some strictly enforced code of conduct. My feet were rested on the edge of the seat. "Taking up an additional seat" on this dump called train, with nobody in sight. I didn't kick a grandma in the face and took her seat, it was kind of empty, oh and did I mention the homeless drunk occupying three seats? yeah.. I'm a rebel, I am Osama Bin Laden to the MTA of NYC, I unleashed the weapons of mass destruction, my size 11 chucks, onto the seat. That night was great. 3.42am - nill.