Nuns & Soap
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress
and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father
John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to
dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back
to
the
showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
heading his
way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and
freezes
like
he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The
first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled,
he
drops
a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap
dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood...sure
enough he
drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a
go.
She
pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she
gives
several more tugs, then yells! "Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand
Lotion
too!"
Lmfao hugs trouble enjoy
