OH LORD I'M TIRED!
>>>>
>>>> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
>>>> stayed home.
>>>> He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>>>> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
>>>> merely stays at home.
>>>> I want her to know what I go through, so please allow
>>>> her body to switch with mine for a day Amen."
>>>>
>>>> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>>>>
>>>> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>>>> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
>>>> Awakened the kids,
>>>> Set out their school clothes,
>>>> Fed them breakfast,
>>>> Packed their lunches,
>>>> Drove them to school,
>>>> Came home and
>>>> Picked up the dry cleaning,
>>>> Took it to the cleaners and
>>>> Stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
>>>> Went grocery shopping,
>>>> Then drove home to put away the groceries,
>>>> Paid the bills and
>>>> Balanced the check book.
>>>> He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
>>>>
>>>> Then it was already 1 P. M. And he hurried to make the beds,
>>>> Do the laundry,
>>>> Vacuum,
>>>> Dust,
>>>> Sweep and
>>>> Mop the kitchen floor.
>>>> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
>>>> Got into an argument with them on the way home.
>>>> Set out milk and cookies and
>>>> Got the kids organized to do their homework,
>>>> Then set up the ironing board and
>>>> Watched TV while he did the ironing.
>>>> A t 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
>>>> Washing vegetables for salad,
>>>> Breaded the pork chops and
>>>> Snapped fresh beans for supper.
>>>> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
>>>> Ran the dishwasher,
>>>> Folded laundry,
>>>> Bathed the kids, and put t hem to bed.
>>>>
>>>> At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
>>>> finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
>>>> managed to get through without complaint.
>>>>
>>>> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
>>>> said: -"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to
>>>> envy
>>>> my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please,
>>>> let
>>>> us trade back."
>>>>
>>>> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
>>>> "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
>>>> to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait
>>>> nine months though. You got pregnant last night."
>>>>
>>>>
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