Good morning…what better story for a hump day ditty then spy underwear…oh yeah! They are being produced and labeled as Anti-Terror Lingerie. The Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio introduced women's lingerie in October containing a global positioning device to enable the wearer to be tracked by satellite. Hmmm I can see the Nasa Space Center and CIA command center now…
“Corporal…give me a heading on that Russian Bogie you had been tracking…” “Ah Sir!... The bogie if our satellite tracking is correct just walked into Saks Fifth Avenue on Milton and 3rd Street… and is currently in a changing room…”
The creator said the password-protected lace bodice would make it easier for women kidnapped by thugs or terrorists to be located and rescued. Critics called it a virtual chastity belt, primarily of service to insecure males curious to know where their women are. (However, the wearer can manually turn the device off.) Hmmm insecure males eh…
Another anti-terror lingerie product may also surface someday, based on a 2007 U.S. patent, issued to a Plainfield, Ill., company for a bra whose cups could also function as air-filtration systems in case of chemical attacks. Oh this just keeps getting better…I am waiting for Maxwell Smart to ask agent 99 if she is wearing her anti terrorist matching bra and panty set…the one with sort wave radio in the over the shoulder boulder holder cups with fire retardant rayon and heat seeking missile sensors built in, not to mention a silk woven secret compartment that holds an extra set of clothes, shoes and three snacks and a whistle for safe keeping……dang did I just describe Madonna’s On Stage apparel? Anyway… I can see the point of having a device to detour kidnapping. I can see having a device for safety too…but who wants to be out on a date and it getting hot and heavy and the next thing you know On-Star is calling in…”HELLO…This is ON-STAR…we had a recent notice that your air bags have been deployed… Shall we send help?” Officers arrive and see a set of deflated airbags that earlier had gone off and rifled a boyfriend thru a cars windshield.
Technology is wonderful… however…let’s leave the spy lingerie to the real spy’s…
Have a fabulous day…
I wonder if Fredrick’s of Hollywood offer those.
No matter…have fun on your Wednesday; here is a hug and pats to start you off on.
Marty
