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Date: Monday, April 12, 2010, ll:41p.m.
Well....this evening, after I got home from work, started boring enough....well, not too boring....Ethar was grilling a London broil on the grill. He also wrapped up some taters to cook in the coals. As we were relaxing, eating, watching House....the old ass cock-eyed dude that lives behind us called to as for help cause his cat shit out kittens. We didn't think anything about it since a cat will usually take care of it's own. We were wrong. About 30 minutes later.....we had finished supper and finished watching our show....decided to head up to Dale's to check it out. Turns out the mother has NO milk! Ethar tried repeatedly to get milk from one of her teats to no avail. She wasn't even cuddling her kittens nor had cleaned them. Ethar immediately ran warm water and got them cleaned off. One of them still had a bunch of mucus up in it's nose so he had to take his mouth and suck the mucus and blood from its nose. Yeah. I'm not gonna be kissing him for a couple of days.
So....we had 2....we brought them down to our house. Ethar made up a box for them....put in a heating pad and covered it with a towel....then him and I made a mad dash to wally world for kitten milk, a kitten bottle and an eye dropper. After we got back home and were attempting to feed to two kittens, we hear Dale out on our front porch. He has ANOTHER kitten that the mama has shit out but this one still has the placenta attached! Bethany held it while Ethar clipped it off. UBER disgusting!
GAG and DOUBLE GAG! That is the placenta dangling off the 3rd kitten.
The first two....the black one is the one that Ethar sucked the mucus out of. 
HOW WIDDLE! All 3 fitting in the palms of my hands!
The one with the white face seems to be the strongest.
All 3 in the bed we made for them.
We let Lurch smell on each one of them. He responded very well by licking each one of their asses. ROFLMFAO!
