Hello, I’d like to talk to you about orgasms :)
For a long time now I’ve noticed that the world has been an unhappy place
I think this is largely due to a drop in the orgasm production
I urge you all to go out and touch someone, touch yourself in that special place
Put a smile on the world
Orgasms are they way of the future, the way to happiness
So go, with my blessing, and spread the word
Orgasms for happiness