103 Questions Some People Wouldn't Think To Ask!
001. When's the last time you ran?
Oh as if I can even remember, you wouldn;t run with tits like mine either
002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Only where convient
003. What are you dreading right now?
The next 100 questions
004. Do you celebrate 4/20?
I plead the 5th and will continue to do so
005. Only child?
Don't I wish
006. Favorite ice cream?
Any flavor eaten off of the right person
007. When was your last doctors visit?
Oh no they are not making me fall for that I am a doctor you can trust me scam again
008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
Shit I am not even off work 8 straight hours anymore
010. "First Loves Are Never Over;" is this true for you?
Sure they are once the body is gone
011. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?
Hehehe . . . take them from the back
012. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would they find you wearing?
An odd aray of buzzing devices
013. When was your last kiss?
From who or what?
014. Have you ever been on your schools track team?
Refer to question # 1
015. Do you own a pair of Converse?
No, but I could go kill a neighbor and get some if I really needed to
016. Who did you copy and paste this survey from?
Some weirdo sent it to me
017. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
I eat other raw things
018. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Um, I have violated them in other ways . . . lol
019. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?
What that isn't just in my head
020. Would you rather them play the whole video or just a clip of it on TRL?
DO I even seem like the TRL type
021. Do you watch Trading Spaces?
Hahahaha - not even worthy of a comment really
022. How do you eat oreos?
Off the stomach of a really good looking woman
023. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for
someone?
Oh good lord yes and he'll eventually pay for it too - of course he'll like it though
024. Are you cocky?
I like to play with cocks
030. Could you live without a computer?
Could my neighbors live with me if I didn't is a better question
031. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
Only in the house, I take them of when I go outside
033. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
What do you mean isn't real?
034. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
5 I guess altogether . . . the better for phone harassment
035. What do you do when you're sad?
Kill stupid people
036. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
The 800 number on the back of the lottery ticket
037. Last time you saw your best friend?
Uh, best friend?
038. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd make myself sarcastic yeah that is what I'd change
039. Last movie you rented?
I can't rent movies I owe money for porn
040. Who/what sleeps with you every night?
I haven't named it but willing to take suggestions
041. Are you/have you ever been in love?
With another person?
042. Pancakes or french toast?
Syrup straight on the thighs please
043. How do you like your eggs?
Still in the chicken
044. Are you in highschool?
HA
045. Is anyone on your bad side right now?
I only have bad sides
046. What jewelry are you wearing?
Wouldn't you like to see it
047. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
See who is online to harass
048. Do you own any TV seasons on DVD?
No I watch reruns like normal people
049. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
The doctors aren't cocky enough for me
050. How do most people spell your name?
What the hell . . . the way it is spelled
051. Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
More fun to make them wear mine
054. What was the first movie that gave you nightmares?
AS if movies are gonna scare me, you ever seen my family and friends
055. Who's your favorite celebrity couple?
Celebrity couple, are you kidding me
056. Favorite 80's teen movie?
Gotta love The Breakfast Club, so much to relate to well also Fast Times at Ridgemont High . . . damn and Weekend at Bernie's . . . all so highly relatable
057. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
Does he spend lots of time with small children and monkeys
058. Do you know someone that wasn't born in the United States?
Why? You think you gonna call immigration on them bitch?
059. Favorite name for a boy?
The Boy
060. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
Married, as if I would do that to someone else
061. Your favorite restaurant you don't get to eat much at?
I eat what, where, when, and who I want
062. When is the last time you left your house?
109 months ago . . . the damn bralet dings if I even think of going outside
063. Do you buy your own school supplies?
I buy supplies of another sort, hehehe
064. Do you already have your school supplies?
I have had my supplies for a long time now
065. Have you ever cussed at a teacher?
Who me, never cussed a fucking day in my life
066. How do you eat your steak?
Usually with a knife and fork
067. Do you return your cart?
Nope throw them in the back of the car every damn time
068. How do you get to school?
Didn't I already cover the braclet issues with you
069. Do you have a dishwasher?
Yeah and she has big tits too
070. What noise do you hear?
The voices, oh the voices
071. Would you survive in prison?
Up until they killed me
072. Next concert you hope to go to?
Hehehe, I just want to yell, no need for it to be in concert form
073. What was the last thing you ate?
She made me promise not to tell anyone
074. When was the last time you said I love you and meant it?
Last night when I was . . . .dammit never you mind
075. Who is the youngest in your family?
The one that was born last
076. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would be most likely to over pack?
Damn that bracelet
077. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Does anyone want my name really, I'll give it up so I can be free
078. How many syllables does your name have?
Can you not count?
080. When is the last time you ate peanut butter?
He said it made my mouth too gooey for him last time so I am not allowed to play with peanut butter anymore
081. What service is your cell phone?
Service . . .as if . . . they only pretend to be a service
082. What's for dinner?
She won't tell me her name and his is just Hey You A Little To The Left
083. What's the last thing you purchased?
Prostitute
084. Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
Oh that is beyond funny
085. Where is your cell phone?
It's on vibrate you call and I'll tell you
086. Is your phone on vibrate or ring?
See above
087. What brand is your pants right now?
Check your damn sentence and ask correctly and maybe I will answer
088. Ever been to Georgia?
Been in Georgia
089. Did you do breakfast this morning?
Um, how would I do breakfast exactly? If you tell me I will try
090. Do you like marshmallows?
Strategically placed
091. What irritates you most on the internet?
Hehehe, yeah, hehehe
092. What brand is your digital camera?
Why so you can try to steal it and get the porn off of it?
093. Do you watch movies with your parents?
She hates shaved dogs, says they look cold, thinks I am a freak for watching
094. Do you wear short shorts?
Hehehe, I make others wear them for my amusement
096. What song best describes your life right now?
Let's go with Pain . . . .yeah that works for now
097. Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
I wear other "natural" liquids
098. Are you taking college classes right now?
I have my damn degrees what more do you want of me
099. Who are you dating right now?
Dating . . . as if
100. Do your parents know you curse?
Do my parents know I am alive
101. Do you like sushi?
Nope I eat enough raw wet things
102. Do you get your hair cut every month?
Have you seen my hair
103. Do you go online everyday?
Sure as hell do
