1. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
Now, hmmmm, exactly how are we defining dating?
2. What are you like when you're drunk?
Much nicer than I want to be, hehehe
3. Who did you copy this from and what do you think of them?
I got it from Kelli and hmmm, I am trying not to mention that she has an ass that most women would kill for - didn't work real well did it?
4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
I guess that would be Jason
5. Do you talk to yourself?
Well someone has to set me straight don't they?
6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
I try not to, but dammit sometimes the urge takes over and I do, oh don't hate me but I do
7. Who knows a secret or two about you?
I have no secrets to know really
9. Do you delete people off of myspace?
All the damn time
10. Who was the last person to say i love you to you?
Marlena
11. When is the last time you had butterflies?
Never had butterflies but it does sound a lil weird to me so I guess I am ok with never have had them
12. Are you listening to music?
Can't you hear it too?
13. Do you like anyone(s) now?
I wanna fuck people does that count?
14. When was the last time you cried?
Friday night, damn migraine
15. What did you have for breakfast?
Grape Fanta . . . mmmm, nutrition
16. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Why yes, you don't think I am special enough for a holiday all my own?
17. What instant messaging service do you use?
Yahoo and MSN, oh damn now you can find me easier
19. Did you have a nap today?
Why yes yes I did, hehehe
20. Whose house did you go to last?
The Wife
22. When is your birthday?
National Jessie Day did you not read the above
23. Do you like green beans?
Yeah I do
24. Do you swear a lot?
Fuck no
25. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Stole it from some guy, don't know who or where or why but I did
26. Do you have any regrets?
Not a one
27. Do you use an alarm clock?
Yeah I do and it projects on the wall so there is no mistaking the time
28. Where was your default MySpace picture taken?
On my couch
30. Whats the first things you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair, mmmmm hair
31. Regret anyone you've dated?
Rregretted no, wanted to slaughter yes
33. Do you or have you ever log into your boyfriend/girlfriends myspace?
Nope, have the wife's though
35. Who would you like to see right now?
Hmmmm someone naked in my bed
36. Who's the last person you drove with?
Stoner Chick
37. Are you a social or antisocial person?
Am I drunk?
38. Have the cops ever searched you?
Hehehe, only when I asked them too
Where are 39 40 41 42 43?
44. Ever had braces?
Oh the pain I could have inflicted
45. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope more afraid of the things that venture out in daylight
46. Have you ever been in a fight?
Who me?
47. Did you miss someone today?
Nah not really
48. What's your favorite song?
What mood am I in?
49. Who's your last missed call?
Didn't know the number, didn't answer it, hence the missed call idea
50. What's your favorite commercial at the moment?
No fucking clue
51. Do you always wear your seat belt?
I try to remember
52. Do you like bananas?
Hehehe, I like long things
54. Who was the last person to disappoint you?
Can't name them all
55. Do you trust people?
The ones that I know I can
56. Whats your sign?
Leo - rawr
57.what does your 5th text message say?
"Well I love you wheher you like it or not so :p"
58. Is there someone you want to fight?
You?
59. Do you know what you want to do with your life?
Yep, stay in bed every day all day and wander the streets aimlessly at night to scare the old people and small children