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Because His Wife Hates Me
DevouR_: And to once again clarify. No, this is not a sick game that me and Christy and I are playing. She hates your guts, I don't, but when you continually go against my wishes...... DevouR_: You make it impossible to maintain a normal friendship. That is all this could have been, but you wouldn't do it my way, and now this can go on no longer. DevouR_: Goodbye Cassandra. It was fun knowing you. I hope someone is able to give to you what I couldn't. Please, do not contact me anymore. (Things he just sent me in my shouthox) Christopher.. aka SatansLefthand and DevouR... just told me just because his wife doesn't like me he can't be my friend anymore.. and because I did't follow HIS orders.. He was playing me and his wife..and when it blew up in his face.. he blamed me for it.. I am not the one that is married and playing around with women here.. HE IS. Anyways.. Christopher O'Dell enjoy your miserable marriage ( his words )!!!
Because I Can
I actually know what I want for once! I have NEVER been to a concert in my entire life. I want tickets to go see Breaking Benjamin. So who loves me enough to buy me some? I am thinking 2 tickets are enough. OH and of course it would have to be near Kentucky. It's not like this bitch can afford to travel. LOL I LOVE these guys!! Show a girl some love!! Please? I'm a Benhead! LOL OMG what the hell? The first Friday I have to myself and I have no idea how to entertain myself. This is strange as hell. You would think that at 24 years old I would have found a way to keep myself from being this bored, but nope, no luck there! So I guess if anyone feels like chatting hit me up! Seems like more often than not these days I spend Friday nights by myself. Never had that problem before. Guess everyone ran off and got a life and forgot to tell me I should go with them! Thanks. Thanks a lot everyone! So I guess I am going to sit here all night, watch movies
Because I Dream About You...
You walk by the sweet smell of your perfume. Your eyes so soulful I make you so nervous when I look your way. I long to tell you what I see. Your sensual beauty, your sweet full lips, I so long to kiss. Your soft gentle hands, I long to hold. You walk by and still I long for you to be with me. With tears in my eyes I walk out the door. Not exactly like others before. This time for sure I know I'm not coming back. My dear sweet girl, I know I must be crazy. To leave you this way is what I must do. Take care of yourself and be kind to others too. I love you more than words can express my deepest regrets Goodbye and god bless. I lie next to her asleep in our bed. Trying to find a way to talk, to share, to care. Mostly to express my love from deep inside my heart. The angry man outside hides this love, inside a mask. A mask so tight, it suffocates me, gasping for air minute after minute. My lack of maturity shining through, showing my pain
Because You Loved Me
For all those times you stood by me For all the truth that you made me see For all the joy you brought to my life For all the wrong that you made right For every dream you made come true For all the love I found in you Ill be forever thankful baby Youre the one who held me up Never let me fall Youre the one who saw me through through it all You were my strength when I was weak You were my voice when I couldnt speak You were my eyes when I couldnt see You saw the best there was in me Lifted me up when I couldnt reach You gave me faith coz you believed Im everything I am Because you loved me You gave me wings and made me fly You touched my hand I could touch the sky I lost my faith, you gave it back to me You said no star was out of reach You stood by me and I stood tall I had your love I had it all Im grateful for each day you gave me Maybe I dont know that much But I know this much is true I was blessed because I was loved by you You were my strength w
hey baby i just wanted to tell you a few things that i know i have told you before but i want everyone to know! when i first started talkin to you i didnt think it would last as long as it has but im glad it did! when i first came to see you i was scared that when i left you wouldnt want me after i left and then we talked and spent so much time together with you and the kids and it killed me to leave when i did there is something you dont know and that is when i left and got in the van to go to summit corner i started crying cause i didnt wanna leave. but i knew i hade to! i was so excited to be able to come back and be with you and the girls! time wasnt goin by fast enough!i love you with all my heart and i dont know what i would do if anything ever happened between us! since i have been back we have hade a lot of problems thrown at us and we made it thru those i believe that we can make it thru anything! I can honestly say that i have never loved anyone as much as i do you! i want to
Be Careful Who You Talk To...
Be careful who you talk to. Recently, I had a discussion with someone who said they were a friend of one of my family members on Cherry Tap. With my family member's best interests at heart, I bared my soul about my feelings of an acquaintance of theirs. The feelings were not good. During the conversation I was encouraged to continue. The person I was talking to even requested to be my friend. I find out about an hour after the conversation that he sent the conversation to the person I had shared my feelings about. This acquaintance then calls my family member and everyone else she knows. So now there is super huge drama over what was supposed to be a private conversation. I also recently found out that the acquaintance is passing off the conversation as a letter that I directly wrote to her. So now I'm getting threats from her peeps. I'll tell you, I've really learned my lesson on this one. You really need to know who you are talking to before you can trust them with an
Because I'm A Man....
Because I'm A Man.... Because I'm a man , when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. _______________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion. ___________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem. _________________________________________________________________ Be
Because Of Your Love...
Baby I don't understand How just the touch Of your hand Can make me Feel invincible Do you know just Where you take me? Do you how high You make me? I need your kiss Like oxygen With your arms Warm around me When your eyes look Deep into me It's un-stopable Baby anything is possible Everything I wanna be Any dream I wanna dream I can, because of your love Anywhere I ever go With all of my heart I know I am the man I am Because of your love Don't know how I lived before you Now I live to Explore you Take me to your Secret world I could swim in your Deep blue passion Or I could feel your love Come crashing over me And bless me Whether you're right By my side Whether you and I Are a million miles apart I can always feel you In my heart
Be Careful What U Type
be careful what u type it so easy these days to get caught up in the many forms of mass communication, but be careful what u type. it so easy for us to think we clearly expresed our selves in words to later find out the person can not see our facial expresion. be careful what u type being on the other side of the keys it easy to type things ud never say in real life. lastly be careful what u type u assume alot of thing by sending a simple message and what have our parents told us when u assume u make an ass out of u and me
Because We Care!!!!!!
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16 .How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I WISH you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, t
Be Careful Wat You Wish For..
I believe we are put on this planet to fall in love with one special person kinda like wat some call soulmates i believe you can love others in the process of finding this person but i also believe you only find this person once some times not at all .This is wat i was raised to believe and if thats true ive already found and lost my love so i guess i should stop looking semms it would be a waste of time.. any one have any suggestions for me for wat i should do now? Maybe be a born again virgin and be a nun lol i dunno..
Because He Came
Because He Came we can live in Glory! Is there any greater friend who would lay down their life for their friends? He paid our price, how can we repay him? Because He Came we can be Forgiven. Because He came we can be free from all sin. He died on the cross for us so we can live complete. He shed His blood and bought us with His everlasting love. Because He Came, we can love one another. Because He Came, we can be united as one. Because He Came, we all can live in Glory! Because He Came... By: Lucky to be Irish This poem I wrote when I was in 9th grade and I won a poetry contest for the "The National Library of Poetry." They published it in their Millennium Edition.
there is a member of fubar that tried to steal my man, that is upstatehotlips, ladies beware
Did you know..Captain Hook died from jock itch.
Because Of You
"Because Of You" I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did, You fell so hard I've learned the hard way To never let it get that far Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake A smile, a laugh everyday of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I watched you die I heard you cry ever
Because I Can Not Cry For You
Because I can not cry for you. I will cry for me. I will cry for what I could have been. If you had been what you were. I will cry for the lost world of hope. I will cry for the good times gone. I will cry for desolation. I will cry for the pain. I will cry for helplessness. I will cry for the others. I will cry for your worst enemy. Yourself. I will cry for what I know to be true. I will cry for what I am not worth. I will cry for what I am worth. I will cry for the hand not held. I will cry for the smoking gun. I will cry for the wasted life. I will cry for the little lost boy. Because I can not cry for you. I will cry for me.
Be Careful
Because I Love Him!!
Because You Didn't Ask
Hey, that's for me. As if it made sense, As if there were rhyme to my reason, And vice versa. My birthday's on the twelfth, I'm ectomorphic, Little tests I've never studied for, Yet seem to pass. She drinks coffee. I guess I have my tests too. The joy of discovery, Tongues tickling across the phone line. Does she feel my presence? As much as I feel hers? The distance between us like the tide, Always moving. A little scary. A lot wonderful. The wind rushing past my ears. How'd I pick up this much speed? The thought of her beside me, Nuzzling my neck, The flash of her brilliant eyes, Here we go, No point in looking back. 'Cause hey, That's for me. August
Because I Am A Man
WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT (girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department sto
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Becareful What You Ask For
A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments . He had also completed missions in Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What the hell is the mat
Because I Can
Because I Can
Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. Does this stuff show my soul? I try to put my feelings in words.
Because You Loved Me
To the greatest man I have ever known.... my husband
I want... Someone who will love me for me, faults and all... Someone who can't sleep without being his last call... Someone who wants to be my last goodnight and my first hello... Someone who will hold my hand and not ever let go... Someone who means it when he says I will leave you never... Someone who looks into my eyes and sees his forever... ~Dream~ People walk in and out of our lives every day. It is those that stay that mean the most, but those that don’t are a part of our lives every day after they walk out as well. We learn from every person we meet whether it be good or bad. If you don’t think you have learned from the people in your life, either it a brief moment or continuous then look deep inside you and find the scars that some have left and remember the ones that were healed by those probably still in your life. We are all guarded with scars from others and the people that heal the hurt of these scars are the people that you need in you
"because Of You" Another Poem I Wrote
BECAUSE OF YOU My heart is gone Because of you And what you did That made it break Because of You My heart is gone It’s torn in two And nothing you or anyone can do Will make it whole Because of You My heart is gone Because it was broken Because of you From the feelings that were misunderstood That lead to what you said Because of you My heart is gone And feels like forever Like I no longer can love The same way I used to Because of you My heart is gone Because of you!
Because Of Love
because of love ...i learn to sacrifice ...i learn to understand ...i learn to trust and ...i learn to be honest but dont you know that because of love ...i was hurt so much?
Because Of A Jealous Fuck.....
because of jealous fucks i have decided to bring my pictures to private and only family can see them and do not ask if you can be in my family if i feel you are family worthy i will add you when i feel like it... i know it sounds like im being a bitch but this is wut happends when fuckers piss me off and get jealous and report pictures because they are jealous
Because you’re Beautiful This poem’s addressed To you Because you’re beautiful No matter what You do Because you’re beautiful The sun rises Every day Because you’re beautiful The mist shrouds a Dreamy day Because you’re beautiful A blossom blooms and holds Its scent Because you’re beautiful Songs sung in your heart Are meant Because you’re beautiful Reflections shine And glint Because you’re beautiful Poems are written Heaven sent Because you are beautiful This is all that this Poem’s said Just in case you may have Any doubt This poem's heaven sent To tell you You are beautiful And that is what this poem Is about.
I never stopped to realize How lonely I would be I never thought the day would come When you'd grow tired of me Your voice was never sweeter Than the day you said goodbye You'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry If I knew then what I know now You'd still be kissing me Instead there's someone else's lips Where mine used to be I say hello and wish you well Each time I pass you by But you'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry You never looked so wonderful As the day you walked away I used to say, "I love you" But that I could not say I can't forget you darlin' No matter how much I try You'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry
Because You Know You Want Me
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Because I Love You......
Hey to all of my friends and family... Just wanted to let you all know that tomorrow I am leaving on vacation for a few days. Shane and I are going to visit his parents in Florida, as well as taking a little side trip to Seaworld and Islands of Adventure. Then...when we get back, he will be flying home to pack. (Yes, I said pack! :) :) :)!!!!!) I will be making room for his "stuff" in other words, and then driving out there to meet him so that we can drive back together. We are taking that "next step" and he is moving in..YIKES...but I am so very happy!! If you don't see me around much, no worries, I am fine, and I will still be here, just not as often and only for a few weeks. I love you all!!! Have a GREAT week!! Oh, and I will say hi to Shamu from all of you! :) Lately I have been thinking alot about "online friendships". Some say they are not REAL..and for the most part, I probably will not meet most of you in the flesh. But that doesn't mean that I care
Becareful To Whom You Give Your Heart
Be careful to whom you give your heart, because when you give your heart to someone... You are not only giving that person the right to love you, but also the power to hurt you!!
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~ Because I'm A Man ~
~ Because I'm a Man ~Because I'm A Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. _______________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion. ___________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem. _________________________________________________________________
Because Of All The Love
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Because I'm Me
When you tell me to come I want to because I love you I don't because I am my own person When you want me to lie I want to because you say so I don't because I am truthful to my words When you tell me to trust you I want to because I believe you I don't because I am unsure When you want me to speak I want to because it makes you happy I don't because I don't have time When you ask me to come early I want to because I am faithful I don't because I am not in a rush When you say forget about the past I want to because that was then I don't because I learned that you can't
Be Careful
Over the weekend we had a poker run and one of my friends was in an accident. He had a rider and she was also hurt. His wife was in the car behind them and seen the whole accident and had to watch helplessly as the bike flipped end over end and the couple flew to the ground like rag dolls. The rider sustained a broken nose, lacerations on her face and right shoulder and arm. He has a broken right ankle and a broken lower vertebrae. He was supposed to go into surgery today but was in too much pain so it has been rescheduled for tomorrow. And no, he had not been drinking and the rider was only 19 yrs old and had not been drinking either. He had a helmet on, but the rider didn't. I am asking all my friends to keep him and his wife in your blessings. They are very dear to me & very good people. I am also asking if you ride please be careful even if you don't please be aware of the ones that are riding. Thank You So Very Much, Love, ~Dream~
Because He's Black
This older white guy asked his older black friend, 'Are you voting for Barack Obama just because he's black'? So the older black guy fires back and says, 'Are you not voting for him because he's black? Why can't I vote for him just cause he's black? Hell in this country men are pulled over everyday just cause their black, passed over for promotions just cause they'reblack, considered to be criminals just cause they're black, but you don't seem to have a problem with that. This country was built with the sweat and whip off the slaves back, and now a descendent of those same slaves has a chance to lead the same country where we weren't even considered to be people. A country where we weren't allowed to be educated, drink from the same water fountains, eat in the same restaurants, or even vote, so you damn right I'm going to vote for him! But not just because he's black. But because he is hope, he is change, and he now allows me to understand when my grandson say
Be Careful
Standing by,All the way.Here to help you through your day.Holding you up,When you are weak,Helping you find what it is you seek.Catching your tears,When you cry.Pulling you through when the tide is high.Just being there,Through thick and thin,All just to say, you are my friend. . Imagine the strength in feeling so strong about someone that this strength alone creates more energy than anything within one's self. This strength is the feeling of love (loving, in love, being loved, and someone in love with you). This feeling of love is so strong that it dominates any other internal force within you; rather it being an emotional, physical, or mental force. Love can be expressed in all these forces or it could be the foundation or even demise of these forces. This feeling comes so unexpected sometimes that it could onlyonly be explained as unnatural, though the feelings it brings could only be understood to be completely natural. You can control who you choose to love, yet you will never be
Be Careful
Be careful do not speak For some are strong And some are weak Be careful, choose wise For some are true and Some just tell lies Be careful of who you love For some take for granted of What we were sent from above Be careful, Be very aware For some takes our love and Some doesn't really care Be careful of what you thought You have to gain For some will say I Love You And turn around and leave you in pain Be careful do turn and run For some will love you and Some will say it was only for fun!!!!
Because Im Nuts
He was a fast machine He kept his modem clean He was the best damn cropper I have ever seen He had these slitted eyes and Im telling no lie He could knock you out with his thunder thighs Taking more than his share whos pics he didnt care I tried to block him but he was already there Now my hands were shaking what was he taking my photos hell be pasting and then he was making it ...Coot you shopped me all night long Yes shopped me all night long Working double time cropping pictures on line he makes them one of a kind and not just mine all mine he deserves no applause just anger of course made a fool out of me and came back to do more had to crop me down then made me look round now Im made to sing and into this ugly thing All the poses hes faking look now its J hes pasting His mind is racing next it will be you Coots cropping all night long yes you Coots cropping all night long Is this just r
Because I Can........
Because Of You....
my heart is aching can you see it breaking? do u even care the pain i am going through?? do you know how much i am hurting? or that my world has stopped turning because you choose to beleive others and be untrue... i'm sorry but i have to go my heart just cant take no more i loved you without end over and over again... but i guess that was just not enough you emptied me of every ounce of love. now i'm here, alone, broken in two.... because of her... because of you.... too many words just came out and it has left me ithout a doubt that there has been something going on... there is one thing i can promise you things you think i've done, i would never do but i'll love you always.. even though i am gone... i'm sorry but i have to go my heart just cant take no more i loved you without end over and over again... but i guess that was just not enough you emptied me of every ounce of love. now i'm here, alone, broken in two.... because of her... becaus
Be Careful When Lockin Car Doors
Be Careful How You Lock Your Doors > > > > > I locked my car --- as I walked away I heard my car door > unlock I went back and locked my car again three times. I > looked around and there were two guys sitting in a car in > the fire lane next to the store. When I looked straight at > them they did not unlock my car again. > > How to lock your car safely > > While traveling my son stopped at a roadside park. He came > out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later and found someone > had gotten into his car, and stolen his cell phone, laptop > computer, GPS navigator name it .. called > the police and since there were no signs of his car being > broken into- the police told him thatthere is a device that > robbers are using now t
Because I'm Sick At Home Bored Thats Why!
1. How tall are you barefoot? prob 5'1 1/2 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? no 4. Rehab? nope but i like the band 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? yea kinda 6. What do you think of your friends? they are what keeps me sane...or insane lol 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? um anything by the chipmunks lol 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? oj 9. Do you do push-ups? no 10. Have you ever done ecstacy? nope 11. Are you vegitarian? yea not quite, i didn't get the booty by eating salad 12. Do you like painkillers? i do but i'm no addict 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? personality personality personality!! and teh bewbs lol 14. Do you own a knife? yes a few 15. Do you have A.D.D.? no 16. Date Of Birth? jan. 17th 17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: damn i feel like shit, i hate staying in bed this long, what is he doing 18. Name the las
Because....master Says So......
He is the master and he is going to do everything he wants with the couple who experience hardships in their sexual life, he’s going to give it a new life and his cock is going to help him… Of course I knew what was going to happen but I also saw plenty of emotions on the faces of a young couple – embarrassment, excitement, even fear before the man they knew little about and who demanded to call him “Master”. However, people say I look like a reliable person who can be trusted. This time it worked as well. After a few phrases which didn’t mean much the tension went down a bit. This is Alex. He is just the same I’ve expected. He considers himself intelligent (because he graduated from Harvard) and sexually skillful (because he likes fucking). He obviously loves his wife but in the letter to me he calls her “a bit strained” and says she “isn’t sensual enough”. The situation seems familiar to me. Many women suffer
Because I Was Tagged
(1) went to college in NYC for one year then changed schools and complete direction in my life (2) lived in Japan for a few years growing up and I speak the language (3)family is the most important thing to me (4)going dancing is my favorite thing to do. I can dance all night (5) I used to be a belly dancer (6) I made love in a laundramat . next time I went to that laundromat with my BF at the time, the mangar told us we were no longer aloud in. My BF said "why not?" the mangar just pointed to the camera (7) I have never smoked anything in my life and never will (8) my favorite movie is GREASE (9)my brothers sudden death had the biggest impact on my life in many ways.effected  who I dated, what I look for in a guy and even my direction in school (10) doing this told me how lame that I am! LMAO
Because The Words Are Important Too...
Fearless by Pink Floyd You say the hill's too steep to climb,Climb it!You say you'd like to see me try,Climb it!You pick the place and I'll choose the timeAnd I'll climbThe hill in my own wayJust wait a while, for the right dayAnd as I rise above the treeline and the cloudsI look down hear the sound of the things you said todayFearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smilingMerciless, the magistrate turns 'round, frowningAnd who's the fool who wears the crown?Go down in your own wayAnd everyday is the right dayAnd as you rise above the fearlines in the frownYou look downHear the sound of the faces in the crowdSong sung by crowd is: "You'll Never Walk Alone"by Rodgers and Hammerstein Dreamer: Inspired by the true storyYou are a great champion. When you ran, the ground shook, the sky opened and mere mortals parted. Parted the way to victory, where you'll meet me in the winner's circle, where I'll put a blanket of flowers on your back. Teacher: Cale Crane?
Because I Can...t
Because I Can...t
For once the name fits...I seriously have a CRISIS! This thing is kicking my ass and figured I would give an update. I still can't get to my Crisis account on my work desk top.  So here I am yet again, sitting at my cube mates computer on this account (which Fubar made automatically for going to the page).  I have tried everything. Including trying to decode the cookie files to see if I can get my username and password on my computer so Fu will autoload for me.  Freakin thing is BLOCKED!  This happened for 2 days back around April. I paniced. It went away.  It does not seem to be going away this time.  My computer has been fixed since last Wednesday and still nothing.  My LAST hope is a Face Book page my good friend Witchie has set up for me. According to her, I can log in through face book.  Of course...I have it working and I can't find the link.  AND...what the hell is all the hype about Face Book?  It looks so plain, simple and boring it aint even funny?  Where is Wicked? I need
Because It's Monday
Because I Am Who I Am Like Me Love Me Or Just Fuckin Hate Me
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Because You Know You Care
I've been absent for quite some time. I have no interest in conversing with people here....this is just my most constant blog and thats what I keep I shall choose to keep it as. People on here are liars or bullshitters or omitters or what have you. I'm not going to go into that here because I don't openly speak about any certain persons bullshit life stories if they are on fubar and I would assume a person that would take the time to actually read my blog would know who I'm talking about or is that person that I'm talking about...SO. I wont give anyone the pleasure and I wont give you the recognition nor cause you the embarassment or make you go through self realization since you haven't gone through it on your own already. Run ons, run ons....Well...maybe I WILL talk about this...I was planning on talking about something else. But now that I am looking at this black screen and listening to kid cudi...well what the fuck. See? I lie ALL THE TIME.REALLY.So...I suppose if someone tells yo
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Becca's Thoughts
ive never have a blast or a VIP ive been on this site a year now and i try to do my best friend for all my friends and fans so if u are willing come talk to me and maybe u'll get something in return hehe love you guys im haveing some personal problems and i was hoping this blog could give me some help with ur ideas...i havent really had a real relationship and now im in one but i dont feel wanted and he always avoids me online and never calls me we only talk when we hang out i wanted to know if this is normal or if i have something to worry about thank you xoxo the contest is for a blast and i could use all the help i can get!! the pic is of my corset piercing on my back =] come bomb it thanks eveyone! it starts in 8 mins!! xoxo
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Okay, here is the story of all stories, and DAMN, it is all true. Here goes. I have known this guy(unnamed) for 20 years. We went to grade school together, and even then he had a cute goofy smile. Years have passed, and we'd say hi if we saw each other, but I never imagined that I would end up his girl. THEN I fell for him. Then, almost before I even knew I was head over heals, he leaves me. One of the most wonderful men I have ever known turned out to be a jerk. But here I am, still in love like a dumb ass. THEN he blocked me. He erased me!! He ignored me. SOOOOO.... I did something I have never done before. I lied. I I deceived. All in the name of STUPID FUCKING LOVE!! (And I think to myself... yeah, dumbass... and you are STILL in love!!) I had created an account for one of my friends. She never got on it, so I just got on one day, went to HIS page and started to rate him and comment him. It felt sooo good to be able to chat with him again. It almost felt real. too bad that it was
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Becca Is Leaving
hey everyone! i will be deleting my fubar account on friday. if any of you wish to keep in touch, please leave me your email address and fubar name/i.d so i know who you are. its been fun, but fubar is just not for me. wish you all the best, stay safe! love, becs.
PLEASE come show Rebecca sum mad love. She is in her first giveaway. She needs 25,000 comments in 4WEEKS to get a 3month VIP. She is such a great person and is always helpin out everyone else, so lets HELP HER!!!!! Thanks MSMaine Just click on her picture and bomb away, any little bit will help!!!! Thanks and the love will be returned!!!
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true facts of this sad life fact1-pushers get pushed fact2-they also get where theyr going fact3-guys that can dance are sexy fact4-most guys cant dance fact5-all women are sexy when they dance as long as they just relax fact6-the asshole is always going to be sexier than the nice guy fact7-hes so sexy cuz he act like he doesnt want you fact8-knowing this doesnt make it work any less fact9-the nice guy usually isnt that nice after all fact10-people generally suck find the ones who dont n hang on tight fact11-even those few will suck occasionally fact12-life is hard n life is short have as much fun as you can for as long as you can cause itll all be over way too soon fact13-never trust a guy who says he doesnt hit women-that should go without saying! fact14-listen up guys-a threesome is a guy watching two girls have sex thats what happens in real life its not like the movies so stop begging fact15-if a guy calls you after 11pm its a booty c
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Negative Emotions Why is there greedWith so many in needWhy can’t we reach out and offer a hand to help othersWhy does our wealthDetermine what we are dealtShouldn’t we all share the way we would if we were all brothers Why is there envySo much more than there should beCan’t we appreciate others achievements without feeling badWhy is there the onusTo keep up with the JonesesAnd not to feel grateful and happy with all of the things that we have Why is there hypocrisyLiars to the right and left of meWhy can’t we say what we mean and mean what we sayAre we just so chickenTo state our positionOr is lying to someone’s face the easier way Negative emotionsServe no purpose but to cause us painNegative emotionsDon’t let them inside your brainThese negative emotionsCause damage that you can’t repairTake negative emotionsAnd cast them off into thin air Why is there hateAnd why can’t we relateTo others unlike us who may live their lives in some
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    On January 15, 1947 a housewife named Betty Bersinger left her home on Norton Avenue in the Leimert Park section of Los Angeles, bound for a shoe repair shop. She took her three-year-old daughter with her and as they walked along the street, coming up on the corner of Norton and 39th, they passed by several vacant lots that were overgrown with weeds. She couldn’t help but feel a little depressed as she looked out over the deserted area. Development had been halted here, thanks to the war, and the open lots had been left looking abandoned and eerie. Betty felt slightly disconcerted and then shrugged it off, blaming her emotional state on the gray skies and the cold, dreary morning.     As she walked a little further along, she caught a glimpse of something white over in the weeds. She was not surprised. It wasn’t uncommon for people to toss their garbage out into the vacant lot and this time, it looked as though someone had left a broken department store mannequin
Beckie's Blog
Well, I was just uploading some pics of some dolls and cartoon images, and this guy on my friends list writes to me and tell me "Thank you". I said for what? He said for uploading those damn pics. I said "I have every right to add what pics I want" He said it was crashing the page and he had to log back on. He also tells me I should not be adding pics likes those " stupid dolls' No one will rate them. I told him I can add what pics I like and why does it matter. That was so mean of him. :( I also said they are being rated.... he never wrote back. I blocked him. His name on here is "Dagwood". Just for you all know. I did not want anything to do with someone like that.... Well I am sitting here in tears. :( My Mom called me this morning and told me that our dog, Nikki is sick. She is not eating, when my Mom touches her tummy she yells, and she is just not moving a lot. I dont know what is wrong with her. I am so scared I was loose another dog. I loose Page about 4 years ago and it was
Hey guys, whoever reads dis is my first blog! Well, @ least here in lostcherry. I'm a "freshe meat" so i'm exploring my page n stuff. I probably won't b writing much but when i do, hope u like what i write. I hope u like my page or whatever i wrote here. c ya! ; P
Give this heart [¢¾] to every person you care about including me if you care. Try to collect 13[¢¾]. its not easy ." WHO EVER WANTS TO TALK LET ME KNOW I WILL BE ON FOR A LITTLE BIT .........BECKY THANKS TO ALL THAT RESPONDED TO MY BIRTHDAY AND THANKS TOO ALL FOR THE GIFTS ......BECKY
You're a Wild Drunk You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!What Kind of Drunk Are You? I just wanna wish everyone a happy new year. I hope everyone has a great 2007.I'm just glad its a new year. I had a bad yr last year, so looking forward to a great one. HowManyOfMe.comThere are:4people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Beckie's Daily Words Of Wisdom
Today I am going to post some lyrics to a song, and I hope who ever reads this will take the time to read them. I have been having a very hard few days. I am feeling very sick again, and not geting on as much. I can't sleep barely at night. I lay awake most of the night.... so here are some lyrics from a awesome groups called " Barlow Girls". :) Hope you like it. Never Alone Lyrics Artist(Band):Barlow Girl I waited for you today But you didn't show No no no I needed You today So where did You go? You told me to call Said You'd be there And though I haven't seen You Are You still there? [Chorus:] I cried out with no reply And I can't feel You by my side So I'll hold tight to what I know You're here and I"m never alone And though I cannot see You And I can't explain why Such a deep, deep reassurance You've placed in my life We cannot separate 'Cause You're part of me And though You're invisible I'll trust the unseen [Chorus] We cannot s
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Constitutional body rejects 'carbon tax' A 'carbon tax' planned for January cannot be applied as it includes too many exemptions, a French government body has ruled, dealing an embarrassing blow to President Nicolas Sarkozy's administration. By News Wires (text)   REUTERS - France's planned carbon tax cannot be applied because it includes too many exemptions, a French government body ensuring laws are constitutional ruled on Tuesday, in an embarrassing setback for the government.   The tax on carbon-emitting products, meant to encourage consumers to save energy and use less fossil fuels, is one of President Nicolas Sarkozy's most loudly defended initiatives and was meant to come into effect on Jan. 1, 2010. "The exemptions included in the carbon tax run counter to the aim of fighting climate change and create inequalities with respect to public charges," the Constitutional Council said in a statement. Prime Minister Francois Fillon said in a separate statement the
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Pink Floyd - Remember a Day - "Live .: And what? I deserve to rate and rate, and rate some more, and get nothing in return? I'll tell ya what...Julie's treated me very well, and at least she acknowledges what's done for her. She may be an oracle, but she never used me to get where she wanted to go on here then throw me away like a few "friends" I know. So let's see of you can comprehend THAT..... who thinks me and uthers are greedy cos why dont rate her as she like well its like this considring the blings i gave her and my frends gave her is bit rich cumneing out with this
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Becky's Babble
Wow! This place is cool! I would like to thank everyone for making me feel very welcome. If I havnt responded, I will when i figure out how to. Everyone is welcome to be my friend. Gotta run. Catch you next time.
Becky Blythe Needs Our Help Rating Her Blogs,for A Contest Can Everybody Help Me With That?
To all my friends i have helped,i have never asked you people for anything before,but Becky Blythe is also a friends of mine and she needs your help to win the contest she is in.will everybody pitch in and help me with this?I promise i will never ask you for another favor.thank you guys and gals for everything.I love you all. mvallen11
I'm 29, like haveing fun. love spending time with family. and going chilling with freinds. watch movies and just haveing a good time. I'm layed back easy going and love to talk to people. do'nt madder who just as long i talk. i love to lesson to music and love to cook.
Well dad has been keeping me up to date about my grandma who is not doing well. I was goin to go down on Saturday and see her. But they are giving her 24 to 72 hours to live. I don't know if I should just take Saturday off of work and go down if she is still around or if I should just go down after work and then maybe drive home late and or stay the night in Iowa. I do need the money if I have to take off more time is she passes sooner, but I don't really want to think about it like that. This is my last grandparent around so I don't to see her in her worst but I want to see her, I love her. I just don't know what to do.
Becky W Gots The Aids
well too all you man on this site id love to let you guys know that becky w from greencastle pa has the aids and please dont mess with her and if you had sex with her you better go get a check for aids ok and im not lieing at all... on myspace her screen names are sexy me,becky3404, sweet & lovable
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Knowing how to get over broken heart is not as easy as it sounds. After the break up, you may be feeling very emotional and insecure. As you may know that time heals wounds, this saying also applies when getting over a broken heart.Unfortunately, there is no short-cut - it takes time and energy to realize and acknowledge what went wrong in the relationship. But here are some tips to help you figure out how to get over a broken heart and little quicker. How To Get Over A Broken Heart The Magic Of Making Up How To Heal A Broken Heart
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* Becoming The Lotus *
Becoming the Lotus From the Papyrus of Ani As if I'd slept a thousand years underwater I wake into a new season. I am the blue lotus rising. I am the cup of dreams and memory opening--I, the thousand-petaled flower. At dawn the sun rises naked and new as a babe; I open myself and am entered by light. This is the joy, the slow awakening into fire as one by one the petals open, as the fingers that held tight the secret unfurl. I let go of the past and release the fragrance of flowers. I open and light descends, fills me and passes through, each thin blue petal reflected perfectly in clear water. I am that lotus filled with light reflected in the world. I float content within myself, one flower with a thousand petals, one life lived a thousand years without haste, one universe sparking a thousand stars, one god alive in a thousand people. If you stood on a summer's morning on the bank under a brillant sky, you would see the thousand petals and say that together they mak
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Becoming A Man
BECOMING A MAN Shadows eat in the night what we forget during the day Darkness among huddled masses engage in hidden evils Lies grow in the mouths of children Lust for closure in camouflaged corners "This is how you become a man," the child spoke as he ran his index finger over and down his left eye to his cheek. "You have broken eyes." The texture of his skin changed as he spoke the words and his eyes seemed to crack under the strain. Daemon or cherub, one cannot say, for it seemed to speak in convincing tune. Under the beat of urban lights he turned and ran away. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
Becoming Illegal
Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 HartSenateOfficeBuilding Phone (202) 224 3254 WashingtonDC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer >>of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the. Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
Become My Friend
the candle light may burn bright !!! but one sweet breath can put out the light. live for your self and noone else !!!! here i am now come and be my friend i need more of you out there to become my friends hugs, lovbug
Touch me by being touched, move me by moving just a little closer to believing you deserve this. I cannot predict the waves that carry us toward into and over - I am surfing on the moment we might finally become. We will know through being known, will love by allowing love. These words are not for you, they are for us. © All rights reserved
Becoming A Grandparent
Passed away shortly after his birth. Our son and Daughter in law laid our grandchild to rest the week before Thanksgiving. they named him after my hubby. there will be more children and we will be waiting on them to arrive so we can spoil them rotten then send home to their parents. Am so excited about becoming a grandmom in April.. I have been knitting like crazy. Looking at baby clothes, diaper bags, strollers, and all that for a baby.. I found a cute pair of newborn tennis shoes, thankfully the coloring was neutral so they can be worn by either a girl or boy. :) Saw the ultrasound, but couldn't tell if we will be blessed with a girl or boy. I don't care as long as baby is healthy. I am a Grandma in Training, giggles.
Become A Member Of Dylon's Divas
Thanx 4 all that have become Members in the last few days:) We have 18 members in just a little over 2 days so I think we're doing pretty good. I will be putting in daily updates for you in this blog so be sure to check it out. Ok, first of all a few reminders, Please make sure to add Member of Dylon's Divas to you profile name. My assistants and I will be checking and if you don't know who they are, check my profile(All the Divas are on there). Make sure to rate/fan/add all the Divas, You are all very special women so let's make sure we all get to know one another. Oh, I need your help as well, please help me maintain the site and help me level up cuz I need more picture space for the Divas...Just come in and rate me so that I can get more pics..hehe...I hate asking but I wanna make sure we have room for all the Divas, cuz we will be getting more soon;) And for my last thing for today, A Special Diva Shout out to Diva Mcdreamy for all her help with the ID Badges and Diva Pics!!! So m
Become A Partner In Hope
St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is one of the world's premiere centers for research and treatment of childhood catastrophic diseases. Founded by Danny Thomas in 1962, St. Jude is unlike any other pediatric treatment and research facility anywhere. Discoveries made here have completely changed how the world treats children with cancer and other catastrophic diseases. St. Jude is where doctors across the world send their toughest cases and most vulnerable patients. It is also where no one pays for treatment beyond what is covered by insurance, and those without insurance are never asked to pay. ST. JUDE TOLL FREE NUMBER 1-800-374-4995 This is a major thing for me, my best friend Christie passed away from leukemia May 5, 2006. Anyone that can help it would be much appreciated.
Become A Fu Bomber
The Fu-Bombers are the best bombing family on Fubar. We are looking for new members right now would you like to enter contests to win prizes like VIP's and Blasts. To join you must be at least, a level 5 there is a 10 day probation period If you want to join, just click on the link, send a private message stating that you want to join and put the referral name that be me twisted bitch in ur message saying i sent u hope to see u there
Becoming Me- Riot
Its a little iffy i wrote it when i was drunk 5 months ago. "Tell mom and next time'll be worse, they'll carry you off in a hearse" Raised up to be a good kid All to myself opposite of wat you did Never fought, drank, or smoked bud Neva did anything bad always good But my life wasnt perfect My bro and i were beaten badly By a person by law was our daddy And thats how i became me My name is Jordan spelled R-I-O-T Hear to make your life a misery I promise in the end you'll hate me Then i smoked pot Damn im glad i'd be crazy if i did not But wat i love more than smoking was drinking Always partying having fun never thinking Got to the point of suicide After that day i died inside I had no feelings for what everyone cared about If i couldnt get your attention i didnt pout I'd put the blade to my tiny little wrists And drag on down as i clenched my fists And thats how i became me My name is Jordan spe
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Becoming I'm always doing things for people I know, But to ask a favor of them, that can't be so, I will do anything for them, I aim to please, But they are pissing me off now, at ease Marine at ease. Taking advantage of my generosity, It's leading to a lot of animosity, They don't know what they are about to release, The devil inside me will be unleashed. Immeasurable amounts of rage, Inside me I keep caged, People will suffer without a doubt, If that which is in me, ever gets out. If it does, many will not speak to me again, For I know, I will send some to oblivion, I do not wish to hurt any of my friends, I want to keep the peace and make amends. Thus far the anger has remained unseen, But they will soon feel the wrath of this Marine, I could easily forgive and forget, When I am not being treated like a toilet. In the meantime, the tides are turning, The nice guy inside is slowly burning, Soon he will cease to
Becoming An Angel
Another Angel Among Us Here On Fubar! imikimi - Customize Your World! Vicki Is 3.5 Mil Away From Becoming The Next Angel On Fubar! Lets Help Her Get There.
Become One With Mind And Heart
Is the mind and heart the sane thing?mmmmm.Thats a deep question for me.Some people believe that a heart is just a heart,just an organ that pumps blood that gives you a little elecric shock to keep you alive.but my idea is the heart is place to feel emotions.although im not sure exactly where in our chest do we develope the emotions we get.some emotions are sadness,happiness,confusion,fear,and much much more.some feelings can be dramaticly intense that it causes traumer or mental whats is the a place where thoughts,dreams,and memories  take place.intensive use of the brain can lead to a positive or a negative effect.use of the brain heavely can help excerise your brain,help in memory, and can cause my opinion the heart and brain can become the same and a heart doesnt just pump bloodand a brain doesnt just can becoem one.they can both go on the brain side you may be crazy by thinking to much and on the heart side, feeling to much or
Becoming A Porn Star
Becoming Friends With Ur Unconscious
Becoming An Ecs Member
BECOMING AN ECS MEMBER: In order to become an ECS member, you MUST have a salute legible salute approved by Fubar. If you do not have one, you will be required to create one before you we can add your picture to our albums. Upon receiving our invite and you agreeing to join ECS, "ECS Prospect" MUST be added to your name. Once this is done, we will rip a picture to our ECS Prospect folder and will remain in that folder until the following has been completed. You MUST FAN, ADD and RATE our top 7 members found in our family as well as all of ECS members. The group is growing every day and to fan, add and rate all ECS members is time consuming. We understand this but, until you have completed this, ALL ECS PROSPECTS will remain a prospect. The ECS homepage should be added to either your top friends or family. After completing the above, please contact the us via private message or through the shoutbox letting us know that you have done and completed the above. Once we have confirme
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Become A Personal Trainer In 6 Simple Steps
Become a Personal Trainer in 6 Simple Steps Are you a fitness junkie? Do you like to be in the best of shape and devour the fitness tips provided in the regular health columns of your favourite magazine? Do you also see yourself taking a lot of interest in busting the fitness myths abounding in the social circle you mix in and a genuine interest in helping others increase their levels of fitness? If the answer to the questions posed above is yes, why don’t you try teaching how to be fit to others and take up the job of a personal trainer? A majority of health-conscious people are in the constant lookout for a personal trainer as it is impossible to adopt and stick to healthy lifestyle choices and the right exercise regime without the able guidance of a personal trainer. Here are few simple steps that can help you become a successful personal trainer.  Step 1  Gauge your capabilities  Besides having a passion for fitness, it is essential that you have several other skills as
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Morning Everyone... I just wanted too let ya'll Know Im Leaving Cherry tap If i can figure out how lol Ive just got too much going on actually too go into details.. Its been fun...Ive met alot of ppl on here that have really have been a true friend and blessing... if u wanna keep n touch at the bottom of this blog I will leave my email addys... Ya'll take care and hopefully soon i will be back!! thanks for your friendship and the timetoo get too know Me Becca hey ya'll just take a few mins too wish everyone a great day.. sorry Ive not been online ( N CT ) much ive been putting n Job apps and stuff.. I gotta interview today at 4 for CVS and then I got a interview tomorrow at 10am for Kmart.. anyways just wanted too let ya know i was still alive n kicking haha.. I sure hope everyone had a wonderful christmas and NEW YR :) until then yall have a super day... hugs and smiles Becca got this n a email and had too post it :) F
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Becuz I Love You
Will walk on the edge of this earth forget everything I got from birth I will go on with this ship, and sail not looking back ,what's behind is pale.. what's behind is behind.. and as I step to the stage of no return every fear in my heart I'll let burn every tune of refrain, am going to mute crashing the hopeless thoughts on my way to reach you if there's none,I'll create a day I'll have my own sun, my own moon and world for you I can build my own rules that I walk with to fulfill a promise , I'd cross what's beyond this cuz something is missing in this gloomy place, which is the bright light of your love, your face in my world, without you heaven do lack grace without you I lose my breath in this space away from your touch , it feels so cold too how long, how lonely is the night without you , even my life is white & black, my sky isn't blue I need to recolor my spring, but only with you I will run over the bridges of this universe , rivers of fire,fea
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WELL i guess its that time to go to bed anyone wanna join come on over if not ill see ya all tomorrow love ya ll
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic80%A Slave To BDSM78%Sex God68%Virgin38%How are you in bedcreated with this also true of me
Ok im heading to bed.. and So who is not going to JOIN me.. lol maybe join me in my dreams.. if your lucky....
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) ?
Girl, change into that Victoria Secret thing that I like Alright, okay, tonight you're having me your way Perfume, spray it there, put our love in the air Now put me right next to you, finna raise the temp in the room First rub my back like you do Right there, uh uh, right there, uh You touch me like you care Now stop and let me repay you For the week that you been through Workin' that 9 to 5 and stayin' cute like you do Oh oh oh I love it, I love it, you love it, you love it Every time, every time we touchin', we touchin' I want it, I want it, you want it, you want it I'll see you, see you in the mornin', in the mornin' Wanna put my fingers through your hair Wrap me up in your legs And love you till your eyes roll back I'm tryna' put you to bed, bed, bed I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed Then I'ma rock your body, turn you over Love is war, I'm your soldier Touching you like it's our first time I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed
I've been put on complete bed rest until i deliver. I've been contracting consistently and they are getting more painful. I will be making a doctors appoinment first thing monday to see if i can possibly deliver early, if not the bedrest will continue until the doctor feels ive reached a safe point in the pregnancy to deliver.....
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Bed Buddy Wanted
Hey everyone im just looking for a bed buddy here in the cali area of the 805. Ive been single for a long time and i want to start getting back in the swing of things. So hit me up ladies if you are intrested.
Bed Bug Mattress Cover - Protect Yourself At Night
Are you sick and exhausted with bed insects not allowing you to rest and you wish to get rid of them? Are you looking at bedding secure to secure yourself? Bed insects are one of the most common unwanted pest infestations that can get into your home so you should know how to choose the most appropriate bed bug bedding secure to make sure you rest through the evening well without any health hazards. If they have penetrated your home too or if your home is at risk of getting them, then you should buy a bed bug bedding secure. This is a zippered cover for your bedding that stops these unwanted pest infestations to start your bedding in the first place. Vinyl fabric and memory are the two challenging plastic materials that are usually used to make protects. You just need to fall your bedding into this safety cover and zip it up. This secure will work as an cover and make your secure bedding. Since the bed insects will not be able to start your bedding, they won't be able to chew you and n
Bed~golf The Rulez:
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned to not mention other courses they have played or are currently playing. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipm
Be Different
Sameness! Boredom! Frustration! I like steak But don't eat It every day; Variety is more Than the spice Of life when It comes to sex. Go to town a Different way, Experiment on the Side streets, dart Down a back alley, Taste a new food; Sing a new song, Do something different, Ask your lover And together ride Into a new pleasure zone, Follow your urges, The explosions will tell You it was OK to be different.
Bedknobs And Broomsticks
I think I’m addicted to FUBAR! That’s not a bad thing though is it? LOL It’s much funner than myspace - I mean - I can buy my friends drinks - how cool is that? Well tonight was my last “late” shift - I start back up Tuesday working 8-4:30 - God willing I’ll be able to get my ass out of bed to get there on time! LOL Had girl’s night out tonight - caught the comedy club at Bullfrog’s Live - not too bad, but I’ve seen much funnier guys there. Still was fun to see everyone and to celebrate Cheryl’s birthday - who the hell knows how old she is…LOL I love taking photos so if you have any requests, send me a message! I’m typing this in a Word document as we speak since my browser closes every 2 seconds or something and I figured cut and paste works just as good as anything else….LOL Found a good movie source to get bootlegged movies from - $1 and $2 for recently released flicks - just watched 1408 the other day and freaked myself out watching it alone - it wasn’t even that good ….LOL
Bed Of Roses
Bed Of Roses
Bed Of Roses
EVERY MEMBER WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL GIFT, ALSO GIVING OUT BLING and FUBUCKS, DURING THIS 2 HOURS SPECIAL DYZZY MIX SO MAKE SURE YOU COME AND CHECK US OUT SUNDAY NOVEMBER 2nd @ 9pm EST/7pm PST @ BED OF ROSES!! Click on the link below to check out the Owners @ Bed of Roses Owners Rose & Don If you want to check out Dyzzy and learn how you can get a Dyzzy Mix click on the picture below,also make sure you come and hear his Dyzzy mix on Sunday!!!!! You do not want to miss this. CLICK ON THE LOGO BELOW TO CHECK OUT BED OF ROSES, HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL @ BED of ROSES A MESSAGE FROM DYZZY Whats up its ya boy Dyzzy and if u missed the last Dyzzy mix in Bed Of Roses have no fear Mr Dyzzy is here, So tune in @ 9PM Eastern Standard Time for the extended Dyzzy Mix this is the first time an extended Dyzzy mix has been produced and its all for Bed Of Roses 9PM Eastern Standard Time The Extended Dyzzy Mix in your vicinity be there and get dyztorted only in
Bedroom Golf
Rules for Bedroom Golf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to
Bedroom Hints :)
20 Helpful Hints for Women To Reach Orgasm Current mood: energetic Category: Romance and Relationships by Cynthia Lief Ruberg, MS Ed, LPCC, FAACS PSYCHOLOGICAL HINTS: 1) Anticipate the Sexual Encounter--Many women find that if they spend some time fantasizing about an upcoming sexual encounter, they can use their minds (imagination) to "turn themselves on" physically, as well as emotionally. It also helps for women to learn to identify what turns them on in their environment (i.e., romantic or erotic stories, love songs, videos, etc.) and use this material in anticipation of a sexual encounter. This process of "starting on warm" can help to make reaching "the end" easier. 2) Get Relaxed--Most women require a transition or "down time" in order to be opened-up to receiving sexual pleasure. This is because emotional tension negatively interferes with sexual response. So, listen to music, take a hot bath, read a book, do "whatever works" to get relaxed. Being in a relaxed
Bedroom Grade
Your Bedroom Grade: A+ You've got it going on in the sack. You know how to please your partner in every possible way. You are a one in a million, and anyone that is lucky enough to get with you will agree with this quiz! What's your Bedroom Grade? at I am 2 1/2 days behind, the contest started this weekend while I was away......HELP ME with rates and comments
Bedrom Personality
Bedroom Personality
You will go to jail for... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at You have a Romantic Bedroom Personality! You love to be romantic in the bedroom. You want every sexy encounter to be special, so you often go out of your way to set a romantic mood. Your lovers always feel special and want to come back for more. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at
Bedroom Golf *taken From Wild Horse With His Permission*
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment. Normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the CLUB in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict shaft length so not to damage the hole(s). 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well-formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currentl
Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment. Normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the CLUB in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict shaft length so not to damage the hole(s). 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well-formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they
Bedroom Fun
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Bedroom Personality
Your Bedroom Personality: Healthy In the bedroom, you are open, honest, and giving. You are the ideal partner in many ways! Anyone is lucky to be with you. You see physical intimacy as an opportunity to grow and connect. You are up for experimentation, but you don't require it. What's Your Bedroom Personality?
Bedroom Survey
Do you have the following in your bedroom? Condoms- lol Cell phone: In my pocket Book shelf: nope Couch: - nope Futon: - yes Computer/laptop: nope Pictures: - Yes of Aundalynn and myself Mirror: -yes Skateboard: -nope Bed: - Clothes on the floor: nope Surfboard:- No Smoke detector: -no Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums: -no Locking door: - nope Bottle of water: - nope Blacklight: - nope lava lamp: nope Medals/ribbons: -no CDs: - no Flag: - no! Stop sign/any sign: -no. Paintball gun: - no Real Gun: -no Cigarettes: -yes Pot: - nope Any drugs: - nope Alcohol: - No Books: - nope ps2: - entertainment room Xbox: - 360 yes Gamecube: - nope Stereo: - yes Gum: - no How amny windows do you have in your room? 2 What is the color of your walls? - white bathroom? - nope What's on your walls? Pics of Aundalynn and my brother Has the opposite sex been in your room before? - yes Has the opposite sex been on your bed? Devin Has t
Bedroom Times
Bed Rails
bed rails
Bed Sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, w
Bed Time Story, Anyone?
Lostcherries, cherrytappers, fubarites... or something like that... I'm pretty much sick of you all. I get twenty some odd messages about rating on photos and profiles, ten on some random do you want to f*** me quizzes, and not an ounce of substance from anyone. So what am I a part of? This place used to seem okay, somewhere to chill and just talk to people, but who has anything real to say? I'm out of here. Good idea, sorry about the results. Nightmares again. I've barely slept. I stare at the bottle of pills and wonder how much money I wasted on them. I'm half delerious, almost manic in my recounting of every item on that reciept. It's amazing I can remember it now, but it's all I can remember now. Sleep didn't come, I want to know what I'm owed. Sleep didn't stay, I want to take what I'm owed. I'm in the shower. I don't know how I got here. The water's cold, so I must've been here a while. I wonder how long I've been sitting here, and why I didn't take my cl
Bed Time
Bedtime Talking
My heart Can tell A story Beyond anything My mind could ever write the words I express in poetry nothing like what i feel in my heart I have a Pain so deep A sorrow so Plentiful If only my Heart could Speak what A story it Could tell A story of love A story of Deep pain A story of Loss and of greif. If only I could express WIth words These feelings I feel as Well as my heart Could tell These burdens WOuld be lifted The pain washed Away. I want to love you in a special way like glass, strong but crystal clear. I want to make love to your spirit by first squeezing and sucking your lips to quench my thirst. Then gently blowing love through your lips and making love to your lungs, As my heart squeezes yours and mines together until your mind blows, And you can't think. I want to bite your fingertips sending a sexual sensation through your hands and into your heart, Pumping love in and out through your veins until it reaches your feet, An
Bedtime Story
hello thanks for the add. here is a fantasy for you. it starts off with a woman and a man engaging in some hours of fore play getting in the mood. she is a tall sexy blond very petite and a brazilian bikini wax. he is a tall rugged man with enough inches to make womens eyes pop out when they see it. he is slowly taking off her bra while making his way to her succlent nipples and rounded breats. he starts sucking on one nipple while caressing the other nipple in tiny circles. at this pooint she is very aroused and ready to go but he will not sumit to her yet. then he makes his way slowly down to her g string taking it off with his teeth revealing her hot moist juicy muffin. he lays her on the bed slowly kissing down her stomach to reach her love box. he slowly moves his finger around her moist lips sending a tingling through out her entire body,enough to make her gasp with sheer pleasure. as he reaches further in to her her hands grab the sheets to hold on. then he inserts his tongue an
I'm lying in my bed just drifting off to sleep when I feel him next to me.I don't turn over or open my eyes ,but I can feel the heat from his body as he lies down and moves closer to me.I feel the warmth of his breath against my skin and the touch of his hand as it skims over my arm down to my waist ,wher he slides under my shirt moving his hand back up my stomache to find my breast. He circles my nipples with his thumb until they become stiffend peaks. He turns me over to my back ,I won't open my eyes, I just enjoy the sensations he creates as his hands explore my body .His mouth is hot as he takes first one nipple into his mouth then the other . He makes a trail of kisses, licks and nibbles all the way down my stomache .My body responds to his touch wanting more. His fingers skim over the sensitive skin of my thighs opening them wider.I'm hot & wet He is rock hard as he rises above me,my body now wanting more than just his hands and mouth on me. I want to feel him in me . He plung
Bedtime Story
One rainy night, Storm was working on a new project on his porn site in the other room. Brandi was in the bedroom watching TV and relaxing, getting tired she slips out of her clothes and gets comfortable. She finds some porn to watch from the Porn4Porn collection of Storms and slips the bag of sex toys out. As the movie starts, Brandi is already touching her hard nipples and sliding her hand down her stomach to her hot pussy. As she runs the tip of her finger across her clit a few times and then inside her pussy, she lets out this moan. Peaking Storms curiosity about the noise, he finds his way down the hallway and looks into the cracked door. He stands in the door way for a few minutes getting aroused, watching his slut finger her pussy. Storm strips his clothes off and walks in the room, as he walks past the bed he leans over and kisses Brandi and reaches down to help finger her pussy, as he goes to sit down, Brandi grabs his hand and sucks the juices off his fingers. S
Bedtime Story
Bedtime Story
The Magic Pen I’m sitting in my backyard on a sunny early spring afternoon. My blue spiral notebook is on my lap and a magic pen is in my hand. The pen doesn’t look that special if you see it in my bag or on my desk, just a black gelstick pen with a cap. The magic begins when I touch it to paper. Two fussy blue jays chase each other overhead. “Are they mad at each other or just playing?” My pen writes the question before I have time to think of it. A squirrel buries a pecan in the next door neighbor’s yard, his bushy tail twitching as he digs. “How will he remember where he hid it?” my pen asks. I really don’t know. There are tiny yellow flowers tucked throughout the greening grass. “Why do we call them weeds?” the pen questions. Oh, and there are six fluffy dandelion seed balls lined up against the side of my house. “You can make a wish, you know. What will you wish for?” my pen asks. I stop writing for a moment to think of all the possibilities. A yellow
Bed Time Stories !!!!!!!!
I lit the candles, maid the bed and dimmed the lights as she was taking a shower, unaware of what I just did. As she came out, to her surprise I lay unclothed waiting for the love of my life to come a little closer. Without saying a word I lifted my index finger and motioned for her to come to me. I laid her down on her stomach and rubbed some lotion onto her back while kissing the back of her neck and ears. Having just got out of the shower she she had a few water beads running down her back that I was more the willing to lick away. I proceeded to rub further down her body. She was becoming more and more aroused with every movement of my hands. By now I was at the inner part of her thighs softly running my hands back and forth and at times go back up to her butt with the same soft motion. I brought out her toy and had her lift up while I set it up precisely where she likes it. On the way back, with my finger I began teasing her point of entry until I knew she was ready. I slowly
Bed Time Or Any Time Stories
She walked into Starbucks in a tailored raw silk red business suit, with her long dark red  Mane flowing like waves of silky dark wings, as she floated by. Her pencil skirt so tight that I could almost hear her legs rub against each other as she made her way to the ordering line. I sat off in a corner watching, my eyes glancing over my Macbook pro. She turned and caught me staring at her length, and made as if she hadn’t. My eyes closed briefly and when they opened I saw her ruby red six-inch stilettos. She was wearing Ruby Red heels, and they were sparkling something serious. I mean this was no Dorothy from OZ... this was no innocent light blue Kansas spring dress... this was surreal. My innocence had been assault by this early morning sexuality. Frrruu…Frrruu…went the sound of her stockings as she walked over to the sugar and napkin island, which was right next to me. It was as if all the busy hum of the crowd had muted itself and all I could hear was this&hellip
Bedtime Stories
this is purely fictional story, just wanted a place to write whats in my head. hope you enjoy! well freshman year in college is a total drag! the only thing that keeps me going all day day is the thought of my last class of the day with Mr harrison. Mr. Harrison is quite a bit older then me but he is sexy as hell! Not sure if it is confidience, his smile, or the way he fills out those jeans that makes him so damn i have always been attracted to older men they just seem to know how to treat a girl. And let me clarify by saying that mr harrison is not that old he is in his 40's. well part of what makes his class so interesting is the constant flirting that goes on between me and him. He doesn't seem to do it as much with the other girls as he does me. So i am constanly teasing him just to see how far i can go. so it is the last class before spring break and i decide to see just how far i can push him til he breaks. so i show up to class wearing my very short red an
I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations you lay on my naked body. You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me. Without any guilt or humiliation you nearly drove me crazy, while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you… > > > > > … You fucking mosquito.
Bedtime Stories
this is the bedtime story my daughter told me tonight. (this is all from the narrative of Autmn and Mom) once upon a time there was a Mumma, Sebbie, and Me....that's not how you eat a gummy walrus! *nom nom nom* (nom'd on my arm for a bit) *giggles* and Flapjack, and Knuckles, and Bubby and they all went to Disney world, and wolves came *gets all serious* and they ate all the candy for halloween, and all the carmel apples in disney world!!! and that's not how you eat a candy walrus! *nom nom nom* (she nom's on my arm) *nom nom nom* (i nom on hers) *giggle giggle tee hee SQUEAL!* *uncontrolable giggles* NO! i'm serious!!! wolves eat alarm clocks. and candy. *tee hee* the end.
Bed Time Pleasures
Bedtime Blessing
In the still of the night while the world around me sleeps may the angels smile upon me and the Lady bring me peace. Blessings upon (list those whom you would like to remember in your prayers). I know that You will care for them and bring them what they need. Instill in me great harmony in thought and word and deed. So mote it be.
Bedtime Football!
Bed Time Stories
Bedtime Stories
Once upon a time, there was a website name Lost Cherry.  This, kids, was a long, long time ago.  Lost Cherry was a great social site.  It was where you could go to make new friends, possibly make hookups, whatever.  There wasn't a status issue.  There were no blings.  It was just a fun place to hang out.   Then one day, Lost Cherry became Cherry Tap.  And thus began the downward spiral of what was once a great site.  Along with the name change, there were numerous other changes made.  Site formatting was the biggest challenge we all had to face.  But the worst was yet to come.   Cherry Tap finally morphed into the monstrosity that is now Fubar.  It is now a place of attention whores.  You can get cyber shitfaced and put your free porn out there for anyone of your choosing to see.  Of course, this all comes with a price.  One that is set by the owner of this establishment.  He's a genius folks.  He figured out a way to get porn without having to pay for it.  In fact, HE'S the one ge
Bee Bee's Babyland
Beecher Hunter
A British publication once offered a prize for the best definition of a friend. Among the thousands of answers received were the following: One who multiplies joys, divides grief, and whose honestly is inviolable. One who understands our silence. A volume of sympathy bound in cloth. A watch that beats true for all time and never runs down. The winning definition, however, was: A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. Do these responses define your friends? Or, perhaps more importantly, can your friends describe you in any of these terms? Friendship - having them and being one - is crucial to the quality of life. -Beecher Hunter Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish novelist, poet and travel writer, suffered poor health from childhood until he died at age 44. But he never allowed illness to conquer his spirit. He felt that being happy was a duty, and he faithfully followed a number of precepts to keep himself as happy as possible. Here the
Beee's Hive
  I was lost for words in your arms And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could be just everything and everyone to you This life would just be easy   Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I want to be in you We will make time stop and listen for our sighs Make time stop in our fight against the end Making love we are immortal We are the last two left on earth And I was lost for words in your arms There is a universal truth we all have to face whether we want to or not. Everything eventually ends. As much we look forward to this day, last day of summer, the final chapter of the book, parting away with close friends ,family and death, but endings are inevitable. We use fall, we close the book, we say goodbyes, we die. Today is one of those days for us. Today we say goodbye to every thing that was familiar, everything that was comfortable, we are m
Beef Or Pork
The Bee Gees-stayin Alive Viedo From 1977!
Beeker,s Thoughts
Life's Great all long as I wake up every morning. I am thankful for all the Friends,Family and Blessings in my life. I may not be where I want to be in my life but my faith will be my rock.
Been Sick
Today I am painfully numb....but yet aware. I plan my next attack carefully....protecting my own. Why is it that some people are so full of themselves that they dont see that they are hurting the most important person in my life. She should be the most important person in his life to but he is too self centered to even think of anyone else but himself. Alright want a dirty fight then so be it. And make no mistake, mark my words ....She will win! I dispise people who hurt kids, in any way, shape or form and he is hurting her. The gloves are off fucker so prepare to meet your end. Karma has a way of coming back and kicking your ass....and after all you have done.....expect Karma to be kicking your ass for centuries and life times to come. Ive been sick the last few days so I am sorry I havent posted, commented or rated these last few days. I hate being sick.
Been Away
I'm back all...Sorry i haven't posted comments but i've been away busy with the kids and new babies in the family. I'm ready for a break. Hope i didn't miss anything. I hate being behind on My brother and his wife had their first ultrasound today. Baby is growing big. She thought she was about 3 months but she's amost 4. Baby is Due on their first anniversary on April 2. Kinda cool.
Been Gone..
Been Tagged
I thought I escaped from these at Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. During the weekend, being the bachelor that I am, I do all my cooking, portion it out to tupperware, and freeze them for the week.... 2. If I meet a girl I like, I will go out of my way to make sure I DON'T think of her sexually, check her ass out, etc. I believe it's bad luck.... 3. I don't date. Never. I might go out with a female friend and what happens, happens. But I NEVER call it a date. 4. If you know me from MySpace, you know I'm crazy when it comes to survey answers. I hope I'm not REALLY that weird... 5. I used to keep a bag in my car with clothes, toothbrush/paste, cologne
Been Busy
I just wanted to make a note to let ya know that Ive been real busy doing the music mom, scout mom and soccer mom routine, along with a few other commitees that i'm on. So i've really been slacking on commenting back to those who have commented me. So please don't feel i'm being rude. Have a good week all.
Been Away For Awhile
Well I am back. I needed to take a few weeks off of the computer. I have become a junkie to many sites. I thought it was time for me to sneak away and do somethings around the house. I have been letting thiings go around here. Not a good thing. My house isn't a mess. But I need to winterize. And being on here nightly and on what days off I have been getting wasn.t getting me ready for winter. I will still be on just not nightly. Thank you for still having me on your friends lists.
Been Busy
hey everyone! I know I haven't been on here lately but it's because I've been busy with a lot of shit. school and work mostly. and then there's been a lot of shit that's been goin on between me and my parents and I've been lookin for another part-time job. I've got one lined up but the GM never seems to call so that we can set up an interview date. well just wanted to let ya'll know what was up. ttyl!
Been There Done That........ Diet Pepsi Went Everywhere......
Been Awhile
Been Bussy
Hey guys I am back sry I haven't been on alot has happened some good some bad can't explain everything but I can say it is a hard time for me right now so give me some time and i will get back to rating and chatting with all of you. ~wiccan God I know I seem like the most disinterested person here but I am not. I have had a hell of a month I am currently helping plan and get my sisters wedding finished for next weekend and Lovingly been active in my kids education. Anyone who knows me knows family always comes first and they can also tell you I am driving myself nuts by running a 20 hour workday right now with everything I am doing. I will be on here a few times a day where i egt a break but if you need to catch me sooner leave amessage with my husband he is the only guy in my fmaily on my profile he will let me know you are wanting to talk and i will get back tou you quickly. Love ya guys and i have missed being on here the way i used to be.
Been Through More Ish....
Yeah.....Valentine's Day is almost upon us and well, I haven't been exactly lucky when it comes to this particular holiday. V Day of 99-Met the mother of my two beautiful children and soon to be wife. Married for 5 years til we called it quits. Been hell ever since. V Day of '05-Girlfriend of 7 (?) months dumps me to be with now boyfriend (was her boss at one time). So yeah kinda dreading it. HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY!!!!
Been A Long Time
Been Gone
sorry fellow friends i have been going through a tough time here had problems with soon to be ex wife and just been laying low. ill be back in force soon. love to all fellow CT's
Been A Grave Misunderstanding
I don't care who the Fuck u are.You've had it out for me since I join'd the Covenant.It's better now.Now I don't have to deal with your being a Bully.An checking up on me like a Fly on Shit.An your proberly right on my Curse,I don't have the Power I had as a young Man.I have no formal schooling on the use of Curses.An I have never sent one on the Winds before,either.I cannot remove it,thou.It must travel it's course.Yesterday was a sad,day,as I had to compose a letter to Lord Lestat.Asking him to remove me from his Covenant.As I removed myself.mostly a great bunch of people in the Covernant,+ some are friends.Some accociated with the Covenant have been very good to me,as well.I treat all with Respect + Dignity,till I'm Crossed.I ment Mistress of Wolves no Harm,all I wanted was to help with her turmoil that,I felt was there.I was not being Disrespectful to her in any way.I would never overstep my bounderies in any way.Towards anyone in this Great Familly.I did use poor judgement by not
Been Sooo Busy!
If you feel I have been ignoring you guys... I haven't! I have been "truely" busy... I am trying to make a place i nlife for my name. I want my name known. So therefore I have an invention that I hope will put my name in lights. It's for the "ADULT INDUSTRY". Because, well... if you know me, you know how I think! LMAO! Anyways, at the moment I am doing research to see if it exists. Good news is, I haven't found it yet! And soon, I will be building a prototype! Cross your fingers for me! I'm going to need the luck and the good fortune! After that I talk to a patent lawyer! And then! We'll have some fun! So continue to hit me up... at the very least say "HI"... I would really appreciate it! And once again, Sorry for being distant!
Been A Bad Day
Well I am going through the big "D" and I don't mean Dallas. It really is amazing, you think that you know someone very well, then after 9 years you find out that you really do not know them at all. I never thought that a person could hurt and betray the ones that she claimed to love so dearly without the slightest bit of remorse. Then you have the so called great friend that I have known since 19...77, I called him my brother, and he called my parents Mom and Dad, he lived on their property. He not only betrayed our trust but helped destroy a marraige. I am not perfect, I know that I did my share of screw ups, but I never would do this. Good luck to both of you. My son caught them together on 4 June 12, and they both blamed him for saying something. Well it is for the best, she has been cheating and stealing from me for a long time now. I never saw it coming. I guess we live and learn, but after 10 yrs, it is my sons that are the ones that will feel this over the long run. The
Been Busy
I have been really busy lately and haven't been able to come online and show you my new founds friends the love and respect you deserve. Hopely I will be on more often in the weeks to come.
Been A Long Bad Day
Yes I have been having a bad days of late...I think I made someone very mad at me also...even if she hasnt said so.....Hopefully she will forgive me....can't help myself sometimes I get so out of my head that I do stupid things.....I hope that she knows I really do Love her...
Been Awhile!
Cooking Quiz by fun tests! Fun Quizzes | Quizes | MySpace Quizzes » » "Who Should I Vote For?" « « Career Quiz by fun quizzes!Fun Quizzes | Quizes for MySpace » MySpace Quizzes This is why I sometimes hate being on Fubar. Men come at you crazy and when you refuse they wanna hate and strart tripping. He looks like a fool anyways and my man looks better but i wanted to share how ignorant men are today. ->BLUEBOY: ok whatever u say ->BLUEBOY: why u hatin now sayin i look 50 when i know i dont and why u wanna see a 50 year old looking woman for BLUEBOY: U DO ->BLUEBOY: i know i dont look 50.... BLUEBOY: U R PRO SAYS 35 BUT U LOOK 50 WHAT IS IT ->BLUEBOY: ill be with my man ->BLUEBOY: no BLUEBOY: CAN I C U TONIGHT ->BLUEBOY: are so blunt these days BLUEBOY: AND UR BOOTY BLUEBOY: I WANT U ->BLUEBOY: oh ok. BLUEBOY: YEAH ->BLUEBOY: oh ok. is she a white girl or what? BLUEBOY: NO ->BLUEBOY: cool....does ur gf have
Been Away
I have been away, circumstances quite abruptly changed and suddenly I was unable to contact my friends. I am sorry. I missed you. I am back now..and taking it step by step.
Been Away Back Now
I just wanted to say that I have missed all of my friends here and thanks to all of you that have checked in on me during my absence your emails were appreciated...I am back now and ready to have some fun so hit me up and lets have a chat...
Been Thinkin
I have been thinkin for over the past few weeks now...About closeing Fubar acct.......Saying my last day will be 8/10/2007....So If you want to say in touch you can find me on Yahoo under lil_miss_bytch74 Thank You Peanut
Been Away For A Few Weeks
im still havent cuaght up to everyone and cant catch up lol. oh well ill catch up someday lol well i had to take a vacation from here and the net becuase att decided to screw me over. so almost a month later i finally get my internet back on. alot of aggrevation and headaches later, im finally back online. so to my friends i havent been ignoring you i just havent been able to get on. so im back and ill start showing you all love once agian :).
Been Dared
THE FOLDED NAPKIN A Truckers Story If this doesn't light your fire..your wood is wet! I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. But I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how my customers would react to Stevie. He was short, a little dumpy with the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Downs Syndrome. I wasn't worried about most of my trucker customers because truckers don't generally care who buses tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and the pies are homemade. The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college kids traveling to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some dreaded "truck stop germ" the pairs of white-shirted business men on expense accounts who think every truck stop waitress wants
Been Away
I've been away for a while but I'm back and waiting to meet YOU!
Been Working
im sorry i havent been on much here lately. took on more hours at work so it takes up most of my time.y reason took on more cuz i gotta pay my sergeon bill from hospital freaking alomost 600 dollars *rolls eyes* but i'll get back to u people when i can if u delete me i have no hard feelings.
Been Offered A Shot.
Been Away Alot.......
Been Replaced
Been Dumped
I tried patching things up with my ex this weekend........but have only made it she doesnt even want to stay friends. Feeling so down now. just gets better.......i tripped over a fallen metal bollard covered in leaves in a dark carpark last night. i have spent most of the last 18 hours in hospital.....i have 2 sprained wrists, a sprained thumb and a fractured elbow! I was good...i didnt girlfriend has just dumped me......not sure if im more upset about not seeing her, or the fact we brought a puppy together and now i wont see her either. So please be nice to me for a lil feeling fragile xxxxxx
Been Away
A week ago tues my oldest son was having a medical problem, push came to shove and he ended up in the hospital and within 2 hrs they knew he needed brain surgery. The best in the country to do this was in Cleveland Ohio. So we loaded up the motor home and brought him here. He had his surgery wed. was a 5 hr deal. Good news they got all the problem and things are looking very good. He is one lucky guy. Reminds me that life can turn on a dime. Be thankful for what you have in your life, these are the sorts of things that can take it all away very fast. Remember to say I love you to those you love.
Been A Long Time Since I Rock And Rolled…
Been a long time since I Rock and Rolled… I caught a story on BBC News this morning about Led Zeppelin doing their first and only reunion concert after 20 years. Ah memories… I better write this while I'm still half asleep and before I forget about it (the memory goes first?). I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life as most people have. I decided I could get away with going to a 2 year “tech school” rather than getting a Bachelors degree from a 4 year college. I found that my Associates Degree meant a lot more to me than anyone else. But I got some breaks, worked hard at times, and have made a decent living over the span of my career. Our class started with about 45 students but after a year it was down to 7 that would graduate on schedule. We were stuck into another class and took our quarters out of order. As in all schools there is always a class clown and ours was Crazy Bob. One Monday morning he came in and gathered our group together with one of the most serious tones I had
Been Forgoten
nobody emails me,im's me or responds to any of my emails or im's. i always see everyday people getting blasts,gifts,profile comments and etc.... but not me. so it makes me think why am i even on here and are these people reallymy friends or people who just want stuff and dont really care. can someone help me with something? i need advice on what to do about this girl i really like. she knows it but i cant help but think she is giving me the run around.
Been Off For Awhile
sorry havent been online for several days but my internet was down all that time and finally got it back on today and im tryin to catch up things.. to all the friends that wished me a happy birthday while i was gone a big thanks goes out for thinkin about me cause things havent been to good around here for me either but hope to get back into the swing of things again very soon thought would let all my friends on here know that i havent been online for awhile due to several things happenin (my mom bein very sick then my daughter is still fightin her infection and with the storm our internet got knocked out for few days and now i have gotten hurt but am on the mend)... will try to catch up with everyone and thanks to the ones that sent comments while i was gone.. you all are such good friends to me and have missed you all too sorry i havent been due to spring break vacation and family stuff .. hope all is good with everyone and still keep in touch
Been A While!
Well it has been quite a while since I have been on here./ A lot of things have gone on in the past several months. I mean it's really been since the beginning of July that I was really on here. The end of July We started pccking to move. We have relocated towns and jobs.... Bought a pickup and a house. It has really been crazy but it also has all been for the best. I am much happier and more content and stress free..... Welll just thought I would let you all know... I will probably only be on here once a week or 2 just because of how busy life is with everything new..... but definately keep me informed!!!!!! And keep in touch!!! Love you all!!! Manda
Been Away
I moved and I don't have internet yet but i'm trying to get back into the game...So hit me up sometime.. Have a great day!! Finally got internet some new pics too!!! see you guys around!!!
Been A While
THANKS to all those that have been sending comments. We are getting there, working college and kids. THANKS AGAIN for standing by us. Theresa and John
Been In Hospital
I miss hanging out with all of you and am trying to come by when I can. Still very sick, but I will be ok. Just don't want anyone to think I have just up and left.
Been Gone
Hello everyone sorry I haven't been on for awhile just been busy getting my kustom shop back off the ground which has been very successful. Also I have been very busy with tax's (yuck). I will not be on as much as I used to be and like too be on. I know bummer, but business is boomin and gotta keep things going, but when I get things on track hopefully in a couple of weeks I should resume to the usual clownin around on here. Hope everyone one is well and have a good rest of the week and weekend. Your friendly neighborhood bar friend Joey
Been Stuck Home All Fucking Day!!
Been Almost Cancer Free A Year
To all my friends. May of last year due to breast cancer..Had my right breast removed last year...So it's been almost a year being cancer free,Wooo Hooo...
Been Sick!
Been Tagged!! :-p
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am actually a trained legal sec. 2. My hair is longer than most Ladies. 3. I have sent 31 1/2in. of my hair to Locks of Love, since got out of service. 4. Spent 13 yrs. in service.(Army)3 yrs. full time, 10 in National Guard. 5. Been married once. Lasted 12 yrs. 6. Been divorced for 13yrs. 7. I am extremely Onery! (big grin, some of you may have figured that one out already! :-P) 8. I am VERY open-minded, an will try almost anything once!(OK maybe twice:-P) 9. I'm very much a romantic. Flowers,candles,moonlight strolls 10. I give....(boy is the door open here!) excellent massage! That's w
Been A Change In My Auction
Not really a big deal ,but tequila was removedfrom auction not her fault she still is really great person.Just things didn't work out so i have asked the runner up if she wants me, if not that's ok i will go down the list . Iam not mad nor hold anything to anyone i understand it's hard to pay sometimes, still love all my friends and family. Thank you for taking time to read this. Hope everyone has a great weekend!!!!
Been Away :-(
Been A Long Time
Been Gone For Awhile....
Been Awhile
Been A While, But Hopefully Worth It
There I was, walking aimlessly down a random street in Germany. I had no idea how I got there, or exactly where I was, but it was a beautiful day and I was happy to be out of doors. The last thing I remembered was sitting on my barstool, sipping a Beam and soda, bull-shitting with the waitresses. It was Thursday evening, I had come up after work to read the paper and have a few cocktails, as I usually did during happy hour, and the next thing I know I’m on this street. I pick up a paper from the sidewalk, and, based on the rudimentary German I remember from High School, it’s Saturday morning. I find what I believe to be a coffee-shop and step inside to get a large java to help me shake off the cobwebs and figure out how I got here and what happened to the last 36 or so hours. Thankfully, they accept my American currency, and agree to exchange most of the rest for Euros. I thank them to the best of my ability and head back outside. As I walk out the door, turning to wave goodby
Been Gone
Wow it feels like forever since I have been able to spend time here. I started back to school in September and I have been swamped since. I hope all my friends here understand that I haven't been able to share the luv of the fu on account of that.. Hope you are all doing well. See you sometime soon! Miss the Fu and you!
Been A While
Have you ever sat there, and pondered a new life.  A completely different you.  Or have you started to make a change and ultimately realize that in such a short amount of time, you are almost the person that you should be.  I'm at that point.  Everything I could possibly change, I have changed.  My diet, my health, my emotions, my mentality, and just my overall physical being has all changed.  I'm probably 10x more stronger, smarter, and resiliant then I could ever have been.  I'm not quite yet where I need to be, but I'm almost there.  There is only one thing that is preventing me from fully emerging into the man I should be, and unfortunately...I have to be patient and just allow it to come to me.  For those of you who know me, I'm not by any means a patient person.  I'm always looking to complete whatever it is that is in front of me so I can move on.  I guess it comes with the territory of being associated with the military for over half my life.  But I think this is good.  This fo
Been Awhile
Hey yall im curently beinning deployment to iraq which is why i havent been on here in about a year. good to see you all again ttyl
Been Awhile Since Ive Blogged
Been Out Of Touch
I have not been on lately very much. I just wanted to say thank u for everyone who left me love....I will return it... I have been just getting on for a bit here and there lately. I have recently got custody of my son back. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. He is very happy and right now staying with his grandparents (dad's parents)....till I move there. I am buying a house in the country....and if all goes well and nothing falls threw (which I pray everyday nothing happens) I will be moved by next month around the 21'st....... So I will be on a bit less but I will deffinatly come back and return all the love..... I have the greatest friends on fubar..... luv u all MsBratt.....muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Been A Long Time
It's been a very long time since I've been on here but boy has alot happen since! As many of you know I got married and moved with my hubby, well he was restationed in Cuba and I'm back home visiting until I can join him there. Alot with me has changed as far as looks lol I bleached my hair platinum blonde then dyed the underneath hot pink about 9 months ago, had it like that till about a week ago when I tried dying my bangs pink and putting streaks through the blonde part, well I ended up with 95% pink hair but eh I think it suits me and it's just hair I can always change it. Well since I don't have a vip anymore on here I can't upload more pics, but here's a slideshow from another site I'm on and it has some of my recent pics. I also been working out the past 2 months so I'm more in shape too ;) More hot girls at Tell me whatcha think of the pink! lol
Been Missing...the Rascal Is Back!!
Hi everyone, Sorry I've not been on, but i got taken into hospital on 9th of January 08 ands this is fiorst time i've ben near a PC. Slolwy getting better and looking forward to getting discharged.   Thanks to Kerri for noticing I'd gone...big waves to cutemommy and lanny loo ( where are you gurl??)   havent got internet access wher i am so just visting internet cafes when i can...drop me a mail, buy me a drink, and i'll get back to you when i can   peace out,   andy mc..aka Tha Rascal
Been Doing Alot Of Thinking
just wanted to let you all know that ppl suck!!!! and im finished with trusting anyone or trying to give my heart to anyone its not going to happen anymore and no i dont want any comments on this cus this is how i feel and i really could care less about comments or rates i was here for friends but now im thinking its time to end this site for good cus this site isnt worth it .. i finally got my life the way i want it and i dont spend as much time on here or on the computer even so yay me !!!
Been A Lone
when i do that  ifeel so much better about my self it al most make it be able to handle people at all thanks for being my friend and i talk a little lady name madina to join here and she a new be please help her learn bob use to think that being alone is the best no pain, not having to worry about other. as time rolls along you learn that no painis feeling nothing is just being,careing about other is selfness and not very filling to one self my biggest argument was i could do what i want and no boss to that i find i happy doing for other and dont do much for my self. so i fill i learn that i rather be dump and hurt eery day give my whole life to other have a boss that on me all the time  then be alone any longer i dont reget it but glad grew out of it sio enjoy your mate if luck to have one they could be gone tomorrow the fool on the hill it a chance to write what i fell and maybe get it right beor it to late or at lest understand why
Been Outta The Bar For A While-time To Meet Some New Faces
Been Missing You
   I have never bought into the whole 'Man Made Global Warming' thing, but you have to admit, it's been one hell of a summer. Living down south, the heat has been so oppressive, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Seriously, I think even desert critters would be sweating this year. It's so hot during the day, you only come out first thing in the morning or late in the afternoon. I travel as part of my job. I travel a LOT.Spending so much time on the road, I damn near live in hotels. I'm gone four to five days a week and honestly, it's hell on a relationship. So when I get the chance to have a visitor, it's a welcome change.        The phone call I got made me grin. It was Toy telling me she had a few days free and would be joining me later this afternoon. Funny how something so simple can make you melt inside. I must have looked like a kid at Disney World for the first time I was smiling so wide. For the rest of the day nothing could bring me down. In fact, I really don't remember
Been So Busy Working, Finally Have Some Time For Online :)
Been A While
OK I know I aint been on much lately needed a break is all nothing bad has happened, Just been busy with stuff 'N' stuff 'N' stuff you know how is all is one minute you got all the free time in the world next your busier than a beaver in winter time, but will be on shortly please keep rating leave your comments and I will be back to check you all out again soon, 'D' @--->---
Been In A Very Bad Accdident
My cousin has been in a very  bad acciednt and has a brain injury and isnt rsponding to anything or anyone so im asking if you guys would plz pray for him to recover
Been This Way Too Long
Time are changeing people change and thing are not so clear. echoed cries distroyed live just wanna disappear i dont know whats worth fighting for or if i have the right Cause its been this way too long...    
Been Gone
Hello,  at one time I was a regular here. Back then, I was up for a whole different version of Sherlock Holmes. I have immersed myself in writing and have a publisher for my first self help book-FREE SPIRIT FITNESS.   I have also fleew to LA with my agent and sold my first screenplay called THE MEEK.I will write more as the notion hits me...right now, i forget how all of this works I have a part-time housekeeper named Maria.  I have been single now for a few years. I am fortunate enough to have come from a wealthy family and now have had my share of incredible success in a very tough industry (Thanks to God always) As a result, I must deal a lot with golddiggers.     Maria comes in a few days a week and is a single mother.  She is Latino and quite attractive.  She has a good heart and I know she would do anything to make a better life for her son.  Well, one evening I drive back from NYC after a long day doing very boring things (ie listening to my agent negotiate with mid-level prod
Been 4ever!!!!
Been A While
I haven't written on here in a while and right now I am filled with a few things so I felt it was time for can know a person for years....and never truly know them at all...and it doesn't matter if they are in your face or across the screen...the effect is still the have to look at the whole picture..and you see things..and pick up on things you don't agree with..but yet you keep it to yourself..because you care about this person and you don't think they would ever do anything to hurt you...regardless of everyone else they just don't think you will be one of them...until you shouldn't come as a surprise...but yet it does....a shock without the shock kind the back of your knew your turn was coming.....but denial wouldn't allow your mind to think that time would ever arrive..then when it does..that denial surfaces because really you knew it would all along.....everything about this scenario is tragic...because you
Been There
Been There Myself
My eyes are shut, but I can still see. The pain, the hurt of others, they speak to me. Their voices, never stop. They ask for my help, how can I not? I am the voice, for the weak. The strength for those, who cannot speak. I live with fear, but it will not consume me. I control it, use it, apply it, positively. Hate is a useless emotion, learn from everything. Big changes can be made, even from the smallest of things. Fear is easy, overcoming it, is not. A little life lesson, I was taught. The school of hard knox, taught me more than I need. The skills to survive, to succeed. I am here for a purpose, to help those who can't help themselves. Regardless of what it costs me, I've been there myself.
Been Asked About Dating Outside My Age Group. I've Dated Some 27yrs Younger Than Me And 19yrs Older Than Me, Enjoyed Both Relationships
Beep Beep Beep !!!
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good scolding, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"
Beer, Fishing, Sex &golf:
BEER, FISHING, SEX &GOLF: A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Ins
Beer Scooter
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked. "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tract
Beer And Booze
My favorite drink is the beer I make. I am interested in meeting other people who have similar interests. My current favorite whiskey is Knob Creek. If i'm looking to get realy drunk realy fast I make a boiler maker with a dark beer and Bacardi 151. Let me know what ya like and lets set em up. LostCherry Images at
Beer! Your sex life mostly resembles Beer. You are easygoing about sex and to you it’s about having fun more than showing your love for another. You aren’t very choosy about partners as long as you’re going to get some. Take this quiz at
Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought? "How on earth did I get home?" As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkeness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out, "How did I spend so mu
Girl YOU ARE THE SHIT! LOVE KNOWING THAT I KNOW YOU I tell you what if half of you look as good as pritigurl then this shit rocks like nat bootie Holla @ ya polk vounty Boi.. NUCCA!
Beer Funnies
Beer Vs Pussy....
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porce
Beer Vs Pussy
Beer ~vs~ Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy B
Beer Me
You Are Bud Light You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it. In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk! You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar. You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
Beer Bottles For Women
Beer Run
NEW PITBOSS DATES 4/2/2007 Last Call-Augusta GA(Masters Party) 9pm 4/6/2007 Cafe 1102---Augusta GA 10pm 4/13/2007 Joe's Underground---Augusta GA 10pm 4/20/2007 Roadkill Cafe--Lexington SC 10pm 4/27/2007 The Library---Boone NC 11pm 5/5/2007 Wild Wing----Alpharetta GA 10pm 5/9/2007 Coyotes---Concord NC(Bike Night) 7:30pm 5/10/2007 Dr.Unk's Oasis's--Greenville NC 10pm 5/12/2007 Lazy B's---Fairfax SC 10pm 5/26/2007 Gilligans Island--Chesterfield SC 10pm 5/26/2007 U.S.Army---Clarks Hill GA 1pm 6/1/2007 Joe's Underground--Augusta GA 10pm 6/2/2007 Wayno's---Hickory NC 9:30 pm 6/9/2007 Wild Wing---Suwanee GA 10pm 6/21/2007 Dr. Unk's Oasis's--Greenville NC 10pm 6/23/2007 Hot Shot's---Hampton SC 10pm 7/6/2007 Wild Wing---Anderson SC 10pm 7/28/2007 Joe's Underground--Augusta GA 10pm 8/4/2007 Lazy B's---Fairfax SC 10pm 8/24/2007 Alamo Jack's---Newnan GA 10pm 8/31/2007 Joe's Underground--Augusta GA 10pm 9/8/2007 Wayno's---Hickory NC 9:30 pm 9/22/2007 Lazy B's---Fairfax SC 1
Beerinbed Now You Know Why
Ok, So here is something elese for me to Rant and Bitch About!!! So at my daughters school the Janitor was taking down and putting up the American Flag with his dirty rubbr gloves on and bunching it up instead of folding it properly. Me being the American Veteran that I am made a comment to the VP about it and we decided to allow a few kids learn how to properly raise and lower the flag and fold it. These kids are doing a great job taking alot of pride in it and really enthusiastic about it. Anyways about the 4th or 5th day this adult (Teacher or School employee) was standing by and blurted out that "Oh you can let it touch the ground its no big deal" I quickly corrected him then gave him the look that he should just move away before I put my size 10 American Boot up a place it should not normally fit. The VP warned me we had a few of those in the schools. Which is fine by me..I mean I fought, served and defended his right to have those opinions. Anyw
Beer Steins
There Is Nothing Better Than A Germany Cold Ass Beer Stein Aka The *Das Boot* LoL !!!!
Beer Decoy
Crawford County Georgia where drunk driving is considered a sport, > >comes > > > > this absolutely true story. > > > > > > > > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Roberta > > >Georgia. > > > > After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so > >intoxicated > > > > that he could barely walk. > > > > > > > > The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the > > > > officer quietly observing After what seemed an eternity in which he > > >tried > > > > his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car > >and > > > > fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other > > >patrons > > > > left the bar and drove off. > > > > > > > > Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a > > > > fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of > > > > times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the > > > > vehicle forward a few inch
Beer Or Pussy????
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to PUSSY 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to PUSSY 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to PUSSY 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to PUSSY 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to PUSSY 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSS
Beer, Babes Or Bust 07
I will be leaving San Francisco CA and driving to St Petersburg FL this summer. I will leave June 16, and arrive 1 July. I would love to hear from everyone, giving me ideas on my trip. Where should I stop, what should I do, and where should I eat. I want to hear what I should pack, who I can stop by and see, and who wants to ride with me? Please feel free to leave all comments and suggestions!
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Beer Contains Female Hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) argued over nothing. 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
Beer For Breakfast
I haven't brewed anything since early last month but I am reaping the rewards of that batch. It's a nice, spicy rye pale ale, quite unlike anything I've had commercially. There aren't many rye beers produced in Vermont or across the country. This one definitely works. On another note, found a brewing school near me. While I can't afford it now, I am going to look into participating in it sometime in the future. Will keep updated when I make a new beer.
Beer Of Course
mine is bigdogs special strawberry daquires with homemade strawberries and bananas and light rum with whip cream and of course cherry on top. also good old miler lite too
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Beer & Bitches
Beer Is My Boyfriend
Yep, I said it, beer is my boyfriend. I am sure that its some other person's boyfriend or girlfriend somewhere else. But Yuengling specifically is my boyfriend, and natty ice is my little thing on the side that gives me quickies, we have lots of fun. Although I have to say we mostly we just hang out at random friends houses. I have lots of fun with my Yuengling (bud light) though, i think that is why he is my main man. We are very social, and hang out a lot at different bars with different people. He is just so crisp and refreshing, and I can never get enough, of him. I kiss them both about 100 times a night, when at the bar, or at a friends. I know that may seem like a lot, but he doesnt mind, as long as I swallow afterwards. This is why I love my beer. They dont have to trust me, really they just dont care. They dont care if i sleep with other people, in fact they encourage it. They will never leave me, and I see them almost every night, and they dont think i am too clingy if i want
Beer Sooooong!!!!
Ok ppl. I found this song today and it fukin rocks ass. if you liked Green Jelly's Three Little Pigs then you will like Slight's new song Fuking BEEEEER! It didn't follow Green Jelly's lead. It is a type of song all it's own. It is sorta of industrial.... i think not too sure. let me know if u know wut type of style u would out it in to. Soo kick up your speakers and fukin rock out to this new cut and feel the double kick drums pound ur assssss offf. By the way it just got released 5 days ago on there site so ur kinda hearing it fresh. I bet this is gonna be another sleeper. Click it-----> FUCKING BEEEERRRRR!!!
Beer Is Good, Drama Is Not
if you want drama, go to another place. i will NOT tolerate drama while i am sober or drunk.
Beers Of War
every other friday i get on xbox live and play Gears of War with old and new friends. being the alcoholics we are, we made it a tradition to make sure and consume alcohol during our gameplay. this particular night stood out from the rest. it is after a long 4 hour fight with my friends who have now retired for the night, me being the nerd and tolerant fucker i am, continue. 09 FEB 07 Amount of Alcohol Consumed: 2 cases of yuengling lager, 3 shots of jagerade(jager and gatorade)and counting. Status: Pitbull- though loving and full of fun, while in the process of "meaning well" i can accidentally play too rough with the other dogs thus giving me a grip only arsonic and elephant guns can loosen. 11:04 pm: after repeatedly owning me because he is twelve and i have some what of a life along with responsibilites i told some kid the proper way to pleasure a woman with his tongue, and that mommy takes it as a compliment. while drunk and pissed off i always bring up mothers in the
Just when you think you found a beer that you can call your very own,homebrewed in state not an import from NJ or CO, or from MO, but locally brewed and tasting good, they sell the company to The King of Beers. I hate fuc-ing Bud, it tastes like a burnt turd, now they will probably ruin the taste of my Green Bottled Rolling Rock. I drank three ice colds ones this afternoon and I am feeling like I need more beer. Sounds like time for a road trip, or in my case a trip to the basement. I have more there just waiting to be enjoyed. Cheers ! Thank God for Beer, because, Iam a drunk
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Beer V Pussy
Beer V Pussy Its time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive
Beer Warnings! Hilarious
Beer Warnings - This is Hilarious! Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING
If you have a system in your car and your headlights dim uncontrollably your system is not grounded properly. You need to go to AutoZone/O'Riellys/Advance and get 2 40" ground cables, and one 24" ground cable. Both with eyelits stamped on both ends of them. Undo the battery ground and resecure it with an eyelit on it, find the closest biggest fattest bolt on the body or frame and remove it. We are using the 24" here. Grind all of the paint off of the location UNDER the BOLT. I am talking shiny happy ground. Secure the ground from the battery here. NEXT go to the trunk. Remove the ground from the amp, find where you are grounded now, undo that. Again find the biggest fattest tastiest ground closest to you, its usually a seatbelt bolt(usually a Torx bit) or seat bolt itself. Take the bolt off, grind to bare metal. Grind the threads on the bolt, the bottom of the nut holding the seat on, AND the where the bottom of the ground touches the car. Here is the best part. Use two
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Beer ~vs~ Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Bu
Beer Warning!!!!!
For some this WARNING comes too late, others we hope in time: Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feelin
Beer Or Pussy?
BEER vs PUSSY FOR THE GUYS 1 Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7 If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 1
Beer Or Tequila
5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win
Beers With A Friend
I need to write a 3 minute speech that has to do with something/stuff about me. So tell me what you think about me and i'll relate it to something about me. Food for thought... The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up ever
im very glad that beer was invented because without it i would be a very big asshole! let me know what u think? biglou69
Beer Dilema
Ok so I love Budweiser but it makes me heave heavily. So I went to Bud Ice and I love it but it makes my head feel like it may pop. So what to do? I asked my boss and he said to try Bud Select. please leave opinions below
Beer Jousting
Beer Jousting Requirements... The Joust Name: All those who compete must have a Jousting moniker or just put Sir in front of your last/nick name(i.e. Sir Swagger, The Drunk Knight or even Sir DrunkenHammered) The Joust: We take approximately 6 beer can's(yes we have to down them) each. We tape them together end to end with duck tape. The Armor: Only armor approved will be beer case packs(as shown in my friend Parr's pic) You will be allowed to arm your other appendages should you feel so inclined to but only approved beer case armor shall be used The Battle: At any time during a party one may challenge another to an Honor Duel, if the duel is accepted then the two shall joust! If it is declined, the person who declined will then be knight Sir Douchenheimer for the remainder of the party until they redeem themselves through winning a joust. When we are full battle ready we shall run at each other full force with our Beer Jousts! 1st to knock the other down wins!
Beer Run
Beer Before Liquor
last night I dreamt I drank the worlds largest margiritta, then I woke up and there was salt on the toilet seat.
Beer Is Good
          I like beer 'cos it is good I drink beer because I should If there is a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad 'Cuz the beer it makes me glad Now there's nothing left to say So let's go drink beer Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good ... and Stuff Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good Let's go drink some BEER BEER When it's warm it taste's real crappy But cold beer will make me happy When I throw up on the floor I can go and drink some more They say beer will make me dumb It are go good with pizza Now that we have drunk some beer Lets go drive a car Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good ....and stuff Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good Let's go drink some BEER Beer uh dude.. I think you've had enough ...NOOOO Let's go drink some beer. I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee I am drunk, drunk as me, I am...
Beer Stories
EASTON, Pa. — A man who previously claimed Pennsylvania courts have no jurisdiction over him because he's his own country has been sentenced to jail. A Northampton County judge sentenced 44-year-old Scott Allan Witmer to three days to six months in jail Friday and fined him $2,500 for driving under the influence. In March, Witmer appeared in court wearing a Coors Light sweatshirt and said Pennsylvania laws didn't apply to him because he is a "sovereign man." Later, he pleaded guilty to driving under the influence. On Friday, Witmer acknowledged it was "definitely wrong" for him to drive on the night of his arrest. Wearing a Coors Light sweatshirt in court, nows there's a PR idea!
Beer Pong Table Runner
Hey all! A friend of mine told me about this site so i signed up.  Looks pretty cool I'm interested in networking, soccer and beer pong for the most part.  I hope some people hit me up I'm very out going!!   beer pong tables
This Women Came Home From The Store Crying. Her Husband Said " Whats Wrong?" She Said "Honey OH MY GOSH SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TODAY!I Decided To Not Wear Panties Because I Thought It Would Be Okay Since I Was Wearing A Long Skirt.Well Next Thing I New There Was A Man Leaning At The Bottom Of The Aisle With A Mirror In His Hand Using It To Look Up My Skirt And Said "I Wish I Could Fill That With Beer And Drink It Out!!!" I Wish You Would Have Been There To Kick His Ass!!" The Husband Looked At His Wife Hugged Her And Said "No, I Wouldn't Not Have Kicked His Ass"And The Wife Said "WHY?!" And He Said "Honey, Any Man That Can Drink That Much Beer...I Really Don't Wanna Fuck With Him!"
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.   Beer Is Good!!
Beer Is Good
Beer Labels
Top 13 Warning Labels the FDA is considering placing on beer and alcohol bottles 13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. 11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. 10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. 8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. 7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). 6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 5. WARNING: consump
Beer Chicago
World of Beer (WOB) brings the best bar to you with great beer, local live bands and people. Stop by your World of Beer in Evanston and Beer Chicago to taste the difference. The beer is then cooled for 3-6 weeks of fermentation depending on the style. Our other big feature is our high-speed canning line, which can fill over 500 cans a minute. The line can be seen from the tap room as can our wood barrel library, which will continue to grow over time as we get settled into our new home. Our membership includes a diverse group of people united by a love for craft beer and the art of brewing.
Bee.s Make Golden Honey For Dream Catchers
To a new friend with a life of their own choosing.      I actually have several friends who are alcoholic’s but haven't had a drink in many years. I've talked about it with them from time to time and they each said that no one could stop them from drinking. The only way for them to stop was when "they" reached a point in their lives when they decided to do that. It made me think about when I stopped smoking.     I smoked for many years and had people constantly nagging me to stop. I tried to stop many times without success. One day I decided on my own to finally stop and did it. Until I set my own mind to do it no one could get me to.    I do drink, and probably more than I should, but that’s just me. I started at a very young age (about 13) and it just changed from one type of drink to another over the years. I have been a wine drinker (not MD or Thunderbird types) from having easy access to European wines while I lived in Germany for almost five years. Started switchi
live and let live real honest kindness respect trust hello my family and friends. it has been a tough year and here i am at the end of this year. im sorry i have not been on as mach i use to but real life has taken over most of my life. may you all have the best of holidays. remember pls love one another. hug and tell your family that you love them. help others. be thankful. and pls be careful out there cus i want to hear from you all in 2013. keep it real and honest show kindness and respect.without love and someone to shear it with we nothing but enpty shells. live laugh love rock on. true friends are forever. hello and welcome to my nightmare. lets see i quess i will start at the beginning. my bro started using herion in 1993. and ever since then it has been hell with him. but now it is at the peak of annoyance. i have custody of his 3 kids cus he cant man up. and its everyones fault but his and is wife. i have to the 3 yrs age also cus of drugs use.i have them this time cus of unsu
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Beethoven...a Love Letter
Be calm, only by a calm consideration of our existence can we achieve our purpose to live together - Be calm - love me - today - yesterday - what tearful longings for you - you - you - my life - my all - farewell. Oh continue to love me - never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved. ever thine ever mine ever ours
Beethoven To His Immortal Beloved
Slipping on sugary words No time for errors The hand has come to seal my name My life has been one hellish game Let go- the moistened flesh of youth Step into the practical skin of bravery Eyes were open way too early Noone around to shield my body. Oh cast the armor put it's weight onto me I will come out fighting though my heart is dying Waiting on the promised state That has yet befallen me
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Before You Kill Your Idols, Kiss Them Goodnight....
I was directed to this wonderful site by my friend Cleo...So ummmmm yeah...So here is an interesting quote for ya.. "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver (1864-1943)
Before & After Marriage
Before Lacie
Before you I was never happy Before you I felt like i didnt really have a place in the world Before you I never smiled as big as i do now Before you I didn't have anything to look forward to Before you I felt like I had no one that cared for me Just doing the same thing everyday was putting a strain on my heart But now I have you My World, My Soul Baby Girl I will Love You Till Death Do Us Part My Life With You Means Everything Love You Baby Girl
Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't
Before I Was A Mom
♥ Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. ♥ ♥ I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. ♥ I never thought about immunizations. ♥ ♥ Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. ♥ ♥ Pooped on. ♥ ♥ Chewed on. ♥ ♥ Peed on. ♥ ♥ I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. ♥ ♥ I slept all night. ♥ ♥ Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. ♥ ♥ Or give shots. ♥ ♥ I never looked into teary eyes and cried. ♥ ♥ I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. ♥ ♥ I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. ♥ ♥ Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. ♥ ♥ I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. ♥
Before It's Too Late
Inside turmoil and sadness prevail. Long ago my mind set sail. How am I going to regain control? Where is the stability within my soul? When will I get you ever to see? I'm ready to cut my spirit free. This world I await to grow dark and on to the next. I stare at the sky completely perplexed. Happiness filled with pain and anguish. Contradictions unreconciled nor can I extinguish. How my tears roll and burn my heart. All I want is the best possible new start. I'm brought back to my confusion. My brain causes a serious explosion. I love her and she doesn't believe. So of my body my life should relieve. Truth escapes her ears though. I turn myself inside out, doesn't she know? Guess I'm gone and out of the way. I hope she will return to me one day. All I've ever wanted to be Was someone for another you see. Love without bounds or walls, Someone to catch me through my falls. One who will fight for me no matter the battle. One who you can never rattle. The lady th
Before I Was Myself, You Made Me, Me
Before I was myself you made me, me With love and patience, discipline and tears, Then bit by bit stepped back to set me free, Allowing me to sail upon my sea, Though well within the headlands of your fears. Before I was myself you made me, me With dreams enough of what I was to be And hopes that would be sculpted by the years, Then bit by bit stepped back to set me free, Relinquishing your powers gradually To let me shape myself among my peers. Before I was myself you made me, me, And being good and wise, you gracefully As dancers when the last sweet cadence nears Bit by bit stepped back to set me free. For love inspires learning naturally: The mind assents to what the heart reveres. And so it was through love you made me, me By slowly stepping back to set me free.
Before Me
I was struck before the hour Of a love so sudden and sweet. Your face shone like a shining star And made my own heart beat. My face turned as pale as ever, My legs refused to walk away Yet when you looked at me What could I possibly say? My life had suddenly seemed To all just melt away. Then my blood rushed to my face And took my sight away. It seemed like it was midnight When it was only mid- day I could not see a single thing, Words from my eyes did start, They spoke as a chord does from a string And a sweeter melody it did play. You seemed to hear my silent voice And love's appeal to dream I never saw such a sweet face As the one that stood before me. I'm lying in bed, thinking of you. You're far away, but yet so close. You fill my heart with love. You make me happy. I want to touch you, hold you, cuddle, and make love. You seem so real... You touch my heart with all you say. Is this all in my mind? Is this real or a dream? Will I ever know
Before Bed
Sooo....right now i am just sitting here still getting the hang of this CherryTap site,its not so confusing as i first thought when i first got to the,yeah so anyways i dont really know what to write,im just about to get ready for bed i guess..starting to get kind of tired,so G'nite everyone:-)until tomorrow. *MWAH*
I Used To Love Her How many years will this clock have to tick How many tears have to fall How many nights must I lie here and wonder If I'm gonna survive this at all Waking up and reaching out for no one Is the hardest part to get over I can't wait for the day when I can finally say I used to love her I'm gettin' better at walkin' the floor I'm wearin' holes in my shoes I keep on looking for something I've lost As if I had something to lose [I Used To Love Her - these lyrics are found on] Calling out her name while nobody answers Is the hardest part to get over I can't wait for the day when I can finally say I used to love her This endless wall of heartache and pain I can't seem to get over I can't wait for the day when I can finally say I used to love her I can't wait for the day when I can finally say I used to love her.
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¢¾ A child is poisoned by household cleaners every 30 seconds in the US.... ¢¾ Regular shampoos often contain formaldehyde as a preservative ¢¾ Since 1980 asthma has increased by 600% ¢¾ Common household products have been identified as triggers of asthma ¢¾ A 15-year study found that women who worked at home had a 54% higher death rate from cancer than women who had jobs outside the home. ¢¾ Manufacturers ARE NOT REQUIRED to list the exact ingredients on a label ¢¾ Chemical names are often disguised by using "trade names", so you may not recognize the chemical for what it truly is ¢¾ A women's fertility has also been negatively affected by the increase use of chemicals. In 1934 only 21 cases of endometriosis existed in the entire world. Today over 5 million women have this condition, which causes infertility in the US alone. WHY SHOULD WE WORRY ABOUT TOXIC HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS? ¢¾ According to the EPA, most homes have airborne concentrations of hazardous chemicals that
Before We Part
Before we part, I must tell you this from my heart I’ll love you forever I’ve loved you from the start No matter what happens, You’ll always have my heart You mean the entire world to me You’re my shinning star- Because everything I wish for, Is everything you are I knew I was in over my head when I told you but I promise you this I will never deny you Take care my love til our road passes again I will love you forever til the end.........
Before All The Shit Starts Bein Said !!!!!!!!
as many of you know i have been on workers comp for almost 2 years now thats why i have been on fubar all day everyday . but i need to get my life in order . i have been a dumbass usin the lounge as an excuse not get the things done that i have to like take care of shit around my house , ive been usin bein on air an excuse not to go get a job . just because i have a back injury doesnt meen i can find a job . im 30 and i need to worry about my life . im not gettin any younger and if i dont do it now i never will . im sorry if this hurts people that was not my intention at all . this was also the reason why ibroke up with irishgodess . for once i need to worry about me and not anyone else . im sorry chrissy but this is something i have to do . i will still be on fubar but def not as much . i know i will prob loose some friends because of this but you know what if i loose you as a friend then that just tells me you were not a friend to begin with and fuck off im better off without you aro
Before It's To Late
Just let me love you, hold out your hand, I'm right here beside you, together we'll stand, we can walk through this world, we can have it all, a tomorrow and past, a life to be proud of, I'll always be there, open your arms and heart, my love will never stray, share your life with me girl, Before It's To Late...
Before You Lie.
Before & After
HIM: Hooray! Finally! I can't wait any more! HER: Maybe I should go? HIM: No, Don't even think about it! HER: Do you love me? HIM: Sure! HER: Have you ever cheated me? HIM: No, how could you ever think a thing like this? HER: Will you kiss me? HIM: Yes , of course! HER: Will you beat me? HIM: No way! HER: Can I trust you? After marriage: read from bottom to top !!
Before I Was A Mom
Keonna I hope someday you will know How much I love you so and how I have loved watching you grow You make me laugh and smile more than you know You have taught me so many things You've taught me to be strong and taught me more patience than I thought I could ever have You've taught me how to stand up and fight when when someone tries to do you wrong This road we've been down has been long and hard but with you by my side we will be alright, we will continue the fight There's so much I hope you will know about life about others who are no longer here that loved you so I guess it was time for them to go I know they would have loved to be here to hear you laugh to help us down our path they would of loved you with all their heart They knew how special you were right from the start I hope someday you will know how special you are to all of us and how we have loved you so much and how you h
Before You Request Friendship
The past few days I have had ALOT of issues here on fubar. One being people who can't understand that my views may be different than your own, BUT i'm NOT putting anyone down. What you do in your life is YOUR thing. First I would like to point out that, Although I(stressing the I factor) do not believe in mixing races, it ONLY applies to myself and my family. I have grown up with spanish people, My best friend is spanish. I have had MANY friends out side of my own race. Now, I DO NOT care if you aren't "white" nor do i care that your spouse or your children aren't white either. What I DO have a problem with, is the amount of people who call ME a racist and bigot because I WON'T mix races. I am TIRED of the “stupid cunt" comments, the “White trash" comments, etc. I believe everyone is EQUAL. That in turn means: 1) NO special treatment due to your color. NO MATTER WHAT! 2) NO getting off from crimes due to skin color( or pulling a race card) 3) NO special funding becau
Before It's Over...
I was in need of you For you to keep me warm I needed you to stop The rising storm I trusted you I believed in you You were the one The one with the control The one who knew how to stop the tide But you left me There You laid me Bare Teaching me a lesson You threw me to the wolves Clean up your mess Without my caress I turned around to plead with you But you weren’t there You were the one The one with the control The one who knew How to stop the tide But you left me There You laid me Bare How could you leave me all alone? I feel you in this heart Of stone. But you left me There You laid me Bare In this heart of stone You left me all alone. You left me all alone. When will the doors open my love When will we be free When will the chains be torn of and will you be with me When can I shout it from the rooftop When is this for the world to see When will this endless charade stop Exposing the love I share with
Before I Was A Mother
Before I Was A Mom.
> Before I was a Mom > > I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a > lullaby. > > I didn't worry whether or not my plants were > poisonous. > > I never thought about immunizations. > > Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. > > Pooped on. > > Chewed on. > > Peed on. > > I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. > > I slept all night. > > Before I was a Mom > > I never held down a screaming child so doctors could > do tests. > > Or give shots. > > I never looked into teary eyes and cried. > > I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. > > I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby > sleep. > > Before I was a Mom > > I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't > want to put him > down. > > I never felt my heart break into a million pieces > when I couldn't stop > the hurt. > > I never knew that something so small could affect my > life so much. > > I never knew that I
Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom..... I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom..... I had never been puked on. Pooped on Chewed on Peed on I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom..... I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom ..... I didn't know the feeling of having my
Before I Came A Mom...
Special Mom Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Special Moms. Including the one who thought of YOU today & sent it to YOU...If you get hit again, You will know you are Really pretty! So hit 5 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they are pretty special! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didnt worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didnt want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into
Befor I Let U Go
Christian Bautista - I Don't Want To See Boyzone - All That I Need Freestyle - Before I Let You Go
Before Its Too Late
I wondered through fiction to look for the truth Buried beneath all the lies And I stood at a distance To feel who you are Hiding myself in your eyes And hold on before it's too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives And the risk that might break you Is the one that would save A life you dont live is still lost So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone And hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives So live like you mean it Love til you feel it It's all that we need in our lives So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who yo
Befor All Things End (it Will Be)
Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
~~ Before You ~~
****************Before You********************* Before you, I was just hanging out. My days were all colorless, no beauty. Boredom seemed what life was all about. Excitement meant going to a movie. Then I fell in love with you; my world Opened to a sudden rush of sky; Trees turned into happiness; and all The things I had forgotten made me cry. The loves that fasten one to life grew strong: You, the thought of seeing you, your touch, your smell, your look, your voice, your taste..... My love for those I'd loved my whole life long, Knowing, but not feeling it too much. You brought my life to life, my love to flower; Now love me well, and through me taste your power Peace.
Before You Go
A Tribute and Thank You to Our Aging Veterans Deciated to the Veterans of WWII & The Korean War who helped preserve that victory. My Daddy (a WWII Veteran) with his sister, Bob Doyle, and my Dad's niece and niece n law.
Before We Dance
Forgotten voice of soulful romance Will you serenade my senses Come spill your truth upon me Give me provocative words to tease my ears Indulge my thirsty lips with the substance of your passion The melody I seek is your lyrical tongue So soothe me Submerge me in your music Before we dance again
Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom. I didn't know the feeling of having my hear
Before We Dance
Forgotten voice of soulful romance Will you serenade my senses Come spill your truth upon me Give me provocative words to tease my ears Indulge my thirsty lips with the substance Of your passion The melody I seek is your lyrical tongue So soothe me Submerge me in your words Before we dance again
Be For Real!
visited 31 states (62%)Create your own visited map of The United States or Like this? try: Vendian Being single isnt easy, but I guess it's still from my pickiness.I have met quite a few people on here and it has been a joke just about every time. So I m posting this blog entry to prevent myself and anyone else from a broken heart so be for real. I am looking for someone who is very attractive, handsome,goodlooking, has a beautiful smile, has a nice cock( bigger the better), isnt jealous, wants a gf eventually, loves to eat pussy (i return the favor if your worthy), Please no old fat guys bother sending me a request, because your wasting your time. If your a soldier and want a girl i already have potentials so feel free to try, hopefully you live close by so we can hook up sometime.U must have a sense of humor so don't bother if your uptight and have a corn cob up your ass. I'm too happy of a person to be drug down by someone who is lame. I love to travel so hit me up if you want to ma
Before It's Too Late!!!!
the Mayan calender says that everything will come to an end in 2012...lot of people just blew that off(like myself)...but now it is reported that North Korea will be capable of launching long range nuclear missles within 3 yrs......2012....thinkin its about time to go stomp that little oompa loompa bastard into a mudhole...he'd run and hide like Osama Bin Chickenshit and So Damn Insane did....
Befor I Say Goodbye
I ask that you leave.For you have caused enough pain.I don't need anymore excuses.And you do not have to explain.You see, before i used to get hurt.When you curse and blame and leave.But today i figured it all out.You have no one left to deceive.I sacrificed much.And endured several blows for your sake.But i guess that's how you reward loyal ones.With humiliation and heartache.If you think without you i would die.I suggest you think twice.If you thought all i would do is cry.Your assumption is less than precise.Let me tell you one thing.Before i say the final goodbye.Take back your heart.Because mine is sick of your lies.
Before The Wind
Hello everybody! I found FUMAR and I decided to try out this social network because I really like to meet new people all over the world. I'm girl from Poland and my English is not perfect but I still improve it (lazy but ambitious - that's me!). Every new start brings an excitement and fresh energy to do my best.   We are in pub, so... Cheers!
BEFORE I have seen this light before, although many years ago, Still absolutely familiar, yet so different in its glow. I have felt this fear before, the past easy to recall, Then, afraid to take the leap, now too scared to fall. I have heard this all before, telling myself not to wait, Say the words from deep inside, one day may be too late. I have been touched by this before, seems just the other day, In the end it hurts the same, but in different shades of gray. I have smelled this scent before, it still lingers in my room, It’s always been so bitter sweet, a razor rose in bloom. I have known this taste before, my lips forever stained, A gentle sting that leaves a mark, your flavor still ingrained.
Before You Ask...
Before I Go
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.' 'That's cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?' 'Just three questions' said St Peter. 'Which are?' asked the Blonde. 'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?' The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?' 'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.' So the Blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same). The following morning, St Peter called upon the Blonde and asked if she had considered
Before U Die Do This
Now some people really are dumber than a box of rocks and here's proof!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange : Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees andcharges still apply.' Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bu
Before You Drive
Real men, and other great lovers of The Lazy J, should figure how to drive better. Jesus would have wanted it that way. Oh noes! Instant karma. Just dropped my bagel, cream cheese side down, onto the keyboard. I've been watching "Say Yes to the Dress" for nearly an hour now.   I'm really starting to regret my impulse to destroy my remote control last night.   Can someone please please please come over and flip channels for me?  Please? If you're behind the wheel, FOCUS.     Situational awareness isn't overrated.
Before U Wanna B An Asshole
Before you wanna be an asshole with your girl, Think about this... While your ignoring her , another girl is giving her attention . While your giving her problems , another girl is listening ..While your too busy for her, another girl is making time for her. While your making her cry, another girl is trying to make her smile again, When your not sure if you want her, Another girl already has that figured out.. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!
The touch of Darius' skin sent electric shivers through Jade's body. Darius ran his hands gently along her spine as he whispered in her ear, causing the hairs on the back of her neck to prickle. A soft field of static electricity that seemed to be building between them suddenly snapped! Their mouths met in a flash of essence, hands roaming each others bodies like birds in flight. "You have no idea how much I missed you" Breathed Jade.... "Oh," Replied Darius between kisses, "I'm sure I do." Jade flicked his ear with her tongue and laced her fingers through his belt loops. "But I want you more." She whispered. Her long auburn hair cascaded gently over his shoulder as he turned his head to her. She was wearing dark blue jeans and a white beaded top that made her look like she belonged in a fairytale, and not here in their small New York apartment. The curve of her breasts was perfectly accented by the thin line of cleavage that spilled above the shirt. The simple words
Be Gentle
ok lets see new here first time ever so please be patient with me...looking forward to getting to know lots of people on here....
Be Gentle Its My First Time
hey all . be gentle with me its my first blog . im so nervous i dont know what to do , dont know what to say ......... YEAH RIGHT . like i give a damn . please y'all . sup everybody ? my meds have kicked in and im so wired for sound right now . ive got so much time and so little to say . sad life aint it ? actually it can be very rewarding . i have time to ponder on the important thangs in life , like ........... um ......... well ,........... ill get back to ya on that . (note to self , ponder more on important thangs) well til next time , drop some love on your way out please .
Be Gentle With Me
come out and support me, this is my first contest :-) thanks for all who do ... Moet aka Alexa > Crush this person!Get your own CrushTag!
Be Gentle: What You're Holding Is My Heart
Be gentle: What you're holding is my heart. Remember in your honesty my pride. If you don't want to see me, please don't hide The truth, yet tell it with some art. Though you may not have asked for me to call, A single leap of hope must be allowed. Not easily are shy songs sung out loud. Yet now I wait alone outside your wall.
Beggings And Askings Lol
I'm in a Blast contest that runs from 4PM CST today until 4PM CST April 27th. First prize is a 30 day blast!! I want it!!! Please give me any and all help you can. And please repost this for me. Thank you all very much. Just click the link and help me win please!!! YES I'm begging!!! LOL And you know I will always return the favor. = )
Begging Everyone!!
what is wrong with everyone normally ya all are fighting tooth and damn nail to get a blast and here i am offering to buy one for a trade of 300 comments and still cant get that and u wonder y it is harder and harder to get people to do a simple contest its cause they cant get help but yet we are all expected to help u when u need it... well im not being nice n e more so BITE ME I WONT HELP U N E MORE IF U CANT HELP ME THANK GOD FOR MY FAMILY AT LEAST I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON THEM.... IF U HAVE A CHANGE OF HEART HERE IS THE PIC COME HELP US PLEASE!! I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM LOSE 2ND PLACE IN THE MOTHERS DAY CONTEST.... EVERYONE HAS WORKED SO HARD TO GET HER THERE THAT I DONT WANT ALL THE COMMENTS TO GO TO WASTE I AM BEGGING FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE TO HELP KEEP HER SPOT AND NOT LET 3RD PLACE CATCH UP... NOT REALLY UNLESS U WANT TOO LOL BUT BESIDES THAT Mr.D is in a contest that ends Sept. 10th at 8 pm central time... We are in 1st with a 409 comment lead.. Now we all know how f
Begging For My Birthday
use this blog to beg for blasts again this week: umm /kneels down and begs for tickers and happy hours lol ok i couldn't resist... i'm an attention whore and i want to place myself out in the public eye as much as i can for my birthday :( ok ok ok i'll stop now :p Love ya, Sin Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even just a one day) i would so appreciate getting it before friday, i wanna see if i can just blast the hell out of my birthday :p Tickers also very welcome and if you have REALLY fucking deep pockets i'd love a happy hour lol (i know i'm dreaming but i have to try) so anyone that can spare 7.50 for little old me, please consider doing it this week so i can run my blasts on friday :) much love ~~Sin Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even jus
Begging For Help
OK so Dolla, Dom, and I need help with naming our radio station. So we will be taking votes in here for it. Voting will end at 12:00 am Sat May 30th.   Choices are: Sound Wave Radio   midnight Xpress radio   Uproar Radio   Please only 1 vote per person.....   We wanna know what you like!!! If you have any ideas please message any of us.   Thanks! I was just entered into an auction against my So if you want to bid on me heres the link im in another auction...CUM bid on me!!!
Begging For Your Help!
I just had a very demeaning experience. I had to beg people to come into my lounge.. I had to beg them to even talk to me.. but guess what..... I'm not begging anymore.. If you talk to me or not....that's your choice... I'm not begging anymore.. If you come into my lounge or not...that's your choice.. I'm not begging anymore... If you are my friends or not... that's your choice... I'm not begging anymore... To keep me in your heart or not..That's your choice.. I'm not begging anymore... If I am alone here on Fubar or not.. I'm not begging anymore... I have begged for so much and have gotten so little.. Guess what??? I won't beg anymore!
I now have a whole new respect for the women on this sight, oh but first things first, I'm not a women, that's right douchebags, you have been attempting to get a guy to watch you jerk off and look at your dick pics. I had no idea that there were so many fucking crazy ass pervs on this goddamn sight. Ladies I tip my hat to you all. Its crazy that all I had to do was put up a pic of a girl with big tits and the pervs came flocking. The fucking guys on this sight are fucking pathetic and I would have to say that about 60 percent should just end it all right now. HAHAHAHA have a nice day darlins what is going on with people coming on here and leaving comments and shouts begging for 10 ratings and to be fanned? WHY? if i wanted to be bugged by beggars i would go into the city, any city, and get harassed by the thousands of vagrants that would undoubtedly bug the living shit out of me while i was trying to walk around. is status in this place really that important that people have to come
well i have about 100 pics i want to put up on my profile but i promised i would wait till i saved enough fubucks to buy my own ticker. so i guess this is a hint if you want to donate a few bucks to the cause it would be great. i really want to buy this myself so whatever you can spare will help a poor southern girl out. i feel bad asking which why i dont want one person to just buy me a ticker but the more you give the sooner i can get my goal ! yours cassie
Begging Now
Hello Family and Friends.. I have posted several bulletins asking for help.. but now.. I am resorting to begging.. I am looking for promoters and greeters for my lounge.. it is called.. Naughty Sessions I am in desperate need for promoters. Plus, this is going to sound so bad, but it is the truth.. I am looking for more ladies to join the lounge and stay and talk. I am generally the only female in my lounge and I am exhausted trying to entertain the troops as it were. It is a decent, very nice lounge. With some really great guys.. I don't want to delete it, because I worked so hard. We have awesome music. Piped in and streamed from Thunderstruck Radio..Amazing DJs and they will play any and all requests.. if they don't have it.. They will get it for you. Anyways, if you are interested.. PLEASE let me know. Click the banner below and check it out.. Thank you Cassie~Owner of Naughty Sessions Lounge
Beggars Gone Too Far
so this chic adds me and rates me and then we had the following conversation in shoutbox (mind you her status says "some1 give me a blast/HH") ~*~Steph~*~: hey how do those girls get blasts? ->~*~Steph~*~: they get jobs credit cards and they buy them or they find "stuipid" guys to buy for them but either way you dont get it from me ; )~*~Steph~*~: ok so ya know what it was fuckin question you asshole i didnt know how i havent used fubar that much and fuck you i have money i can buy it if it thats how but you dont go talking your fuckin shit to me like that fuck you! after that she rerated me a 1 and blocked me was i in the wrong here or did she hear what she needed to hear its one thing to put it in your status but to pin point me like im a trick and owe you something is way out of line do me a favor and show her some love thanks heres the link
Beggin For Bling
Begging For Help
I read status all the time as people appear in my bartab. I have noticed that lately there seems to be an abundance of statuses begging people for help so they can level. I mean come on. Help yourself go rate some peoples profiles and pictures. Its not that hard and its what your begging people to do for you. I saw a status just moments ago that said 20k to level please help me level. Holy crikies are people that lazy that they can't rate 20k worth of pictures anymore? I am not going to be helping beggers anymore just those who choose to help themselves.
Beggarizm :p
    After a good friend of mine mentioned a beggar on this site, ya'll know I had to give the dunce a reality check. Here is what went down. Of course, read bottom to top...   ->babygirl: Nope sorry. Because honestly you are full of shit. I am not the only person you have begged on here, quite need to get your shit straight and stop asking perfect strangers for money. That is low AND lame. IF you truly have a baby like you claim, you wouldn't be laying this poor "pitty me" story on people, including my friends, and you'd honestly be taking care of your shit. You don't know me. I have two kids of my own that I have custody of that I SUPPORT because I am a good father. What the fuck are you doing online right now begging people for money instead of out breaking your back to find a job? Get your shit straight and fuck off. Your begging will be and IS your downfall.babygirl: if u could->babygirl: Didn't you just get through saying you aren't begging or wanting me to help
The Begining Of An Epic.
I'm 21! Whoo! And navigating is sorta confusing. i guess I just have to get used to it, but yeah...>_< it's just such a busy site. Well, i have no idea how this blog is supposed to work...but here is the first one. Ph34r it!!! Or something. OK, is it just me, or is the rating system here pretty darn useless? Does anyone ever give anything other than a 10?
A Beginning...
I'm more than my fair share of opinionated, so I want this little space to be my little soapbox, my rave, my dance party, my whatever! And it goes for anyone else, too! So show me some love!
The Beginning
Bah, I really dont wanna go to work tomorrow. Though i should talk. I have the rest of the week off. :P Thank god. I can get time off to actually get over my two week cold. That's what I get for working at a daycare-- in which in any daycare there are always sickness and no-shows. We've been having both, so I have been huffing it and going to work feeling like shit. I had a good weekend. Spent it with the boyfriend. =) me- thought i'd give a quick shout out to ya'll before i sign out for the night. Am currenly sick. I work with kids and I got what they have and I still feel like crap. Found out this site from a friend of mine. night all. me-
She lay in bed listening to rain beat against her window, the soft tinkling forming its own intricate melody gently pushing her towards sleep. Her aqua sheets fell out in waves around her. They were the color of the Pacific as it kissed the shores of the Keys. The moonlight danced over the sheets creating a light that shone like diamonds around her. She wrapped herself in them over and over, bathing in their comfort. She couldn’t get it out her mind; get him out of her mind, the way he looked at her, the way she reacted to him. “Come here, now.” Elita stepped proudly across the room. She drew out every stride, every look, every breath. If he wanted her he was going to have to wait for it. She rested her hands on the arms of his massive chair and tentatively leaned into him. She breathed in the scent of him, fresh pine and sweat, and just below that, something richer, deeper, and intoxicating. Any suggestions? This is a few lines to a story i started. If anyone has any sugges
The Beginning Of What's To Be..
So my time off work is coming to its conclusion. This does not mean that my rehab program will be discontinued; I will now have both on my plate. I have been off work now for almost a year…11 months to be exact…. In that time I have had many positive accomplishments and many set backs…that is the nature of my situation. I am glad to say though, that the positive moments, far out weighted the negative times. I have gain strength in many different aspects, which will only make further goal that more attainable. But the biggest achievement is I am walking!!! Can’t go wrong there… that was the whole point of this time... This time off has forced me to do a lot of soul searching. I have had to ask myself the hard questions that I would rather leave unanswered. It’s amazing how you can start out at the beginning of a journey with one goal to complete, and along the way you start finding out answers to questions you didn’t even know you were concerned about. I have also uncovered quest
A Beginning
Beginner's Post
Well this is my first blog here. Not sure if posting here will be a regular thing, but I'll be sure to at least read other people's spaces every once in a while. I've been a member of this site for the past several months, back when it was still called "Lost Cherry". It's pretty cool, but I think it's too much of a popularity contest at times. I guess you could say Myspace is the same way. It's nice to "buy" gifts for members, though:). Is it just me, or it hard to find people to talk to here?
as time passes on the only thing left to start with is a beginning each turning day you rediscover whats left whats empty inside with every new beginning a day breaks falling with the sky all the lies falling with the sky is a memory memories fail because your love has failed me once again you leave me here where shall i go who will come with me day after day a life is shadowed everytime you call a new day with every new lie comes a new beginning
A Beginning...
Beauty fades, Love ia forever. To have known one true heart, There is nothing better. To have looked into his eyes, and seen straight to his soul. To know that forever, Your heart he will hold. To wake every morning, and retire each night. Knowing our desires, Are just taking flight. Passions aflame, Yearnings the same. Our hearts together, No need to place blame. It's fate, destiny, Forever our souls combine. Time halts to existence, As our lips intertwine. Breathing in lifes last breathe, cold your blood turns. Gasping for the last time, your heart & soul no longer burns. Let go the hold to this monotanous life, your mind whirls with sleeps last dreams. Darkness sucking lifes last light, tripping into oblivion head first it seems. Allow the numbness it's consumption to your very core. Feel the hurt of this foul world nevermore. Sitting alone in the still of the night, Holding fast to dreams by candlelight. Feeling dreams first sweet caresses, Le
The Beginning Of The End
it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. i definitely had the time of my life.... like a computer, i think of myself in versions. i was jessica 1.0 until i took my first hit of pot. that. changed my life. taught me that something i thought was awful, wasn't really that bad. the same night is when i took my first hit of x. simply put - i was bored. version 2.0 emerges. i left two hours later because nothing had happened to me. i went to sleep at a friend's house. two hours later, i woke up. WIDE AWAKE. and had no idea what to do with myself. i was two weeks into the age of nineteen. i got a taste of crazy fun, and i indulged. i indulged to the point i passed out for five hours on acid and thought i was dead. the next day, i got my ass on a plane to come home because i was out of control, and i needed it. version 3.0 time. three years went by and i took x twice. once with a friend - just one pill - because he wanted to try it. and once, i was so deathly
The Begining . . . . . . .
Q: What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A: A licker cabinet. Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A: A Klondyke. Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? A: Militia Etheridge. Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? A: Fur Traders. Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A: A Lickalotapuss. Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? A: Well Hung. Q: Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake. Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls. Q: What do you call lesbian twins? A: Lick-a-likes. Q: What's the definition of confusion? A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. Q: What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker. Q: What do you have when you'
The Beginning
Alright so I've been drinkin... I'm gonna type a bit.(please excuse the typo's) If your going to talk to me know this; I might be a bit of a tease but I would never cheat on ANYONE so don't even try(this means you man with a wad of cash, you know who you are). I like to drink, but not in excess. My poison of choice is Vodka of course straight up(preferably absolute but smirnoff twist is great too), why bother with the rest? If I'm going to get drunk i don't want to fill up on pop. I drive a minivan, it ROCKS! I love my minivan i can take up to 8 people wherever the fuck I want to! what can beet that right?! I got my first tatoo when I was 16. For some reason my mom thought i wanted either a tattoo or a piercing tho i didn't necessarily want either, so I just went with it. It was awesome didn't hurt at all, if I were to recomend any spot it would be the shoulder. I have no peircings at this point, I don't want anything naughty tho, i just want an industrial in my left ear. Those are so
Beginning Again...
When these things that torture your soul are settled for so long, do they return when something so small has changed? I like to think I've grown, I like to think I know more, feel more, do more. But I still feel those simple and base feelings. The instant trust, and the even faster shattering of ones self. Perhaps I'm up to late, maybe I should sleep. Maybe I suck it in again, pretend it's ok, act like if no one saw it, it doesn't matter. That's not what I used to do. I used to cry, to contemplate, to think that it was a problem with myself. Now I ponder, I consider it is just someone else. That makes the answers simpler, but that means I cannot change it. Oh cruel and devious torment of the human soul, Love.

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