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Blog Strike Over!
Hello my name is Wicked and I'm a blog whore... Some of you might have seen me in Hugh's Spotlight, Wicked wins! or even I'm Evil..... I must confess a few of my sins... 1. I went on blog strike to see who would stick around 2. I am a blog hijacker, a blog whore 3. I am now a mumm hijacker at times 4. I have been known to hijack photo comments I am an addict, if i have ever hurt you by any of the above mention I will apologize now... I am sorry! I can not help myself I get into a blog and I believe im funny so i make comments i want the attention i have got to have it... I am the universe!!! sorry i slipped there.... Needless to say I appreciate you all putting up with my bullshit... and those who can can go fuck themselves..   LOVE YOU WELL SOME OF YOUWICKEDPS IM ABOUT TO WHORE
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Move to Mexico Well we made it,  though a few times I was wondering if we would. Everything went fine till we got to the boarder, then it got really interesting. It seems that we had failed to go through a customs broker and since this was Friday evening he would not be in the office till the following Monday morning, also our inventory was only in English and needed to be in Spanish. The big truck could not come into country without the proper paperwork and I was already across the border, what to do?We parked the big truck on the U.S. side of the border and we all went into the small border town and got a place for the night. The next morning we went back to see what we could do about the big truck and all our stuff. We found a person there that spoke English and he agreed to translate our list into Spanish, cost, $15.We then took our newly translated list to the very people that told us the night before that we needed the broker and this time they did some calculating and number cru
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DefinitionBy Mayo Clinic staff Staph infections are caused by staphylococcus bacteria, a type of germ commonly found on the skin or in the nose of even healthy individuals. Most of the time, these bacteria cause no problems or result in relatively minor skin infections. But staph infections don't always remain skin-deep. In some circumstances, they may invade your bloodstream, urinary tract, lungs or heart. Severe staph infections usually occur in people who are already hospitalized or who have a chronic illness or weakened immune system. But it is possible for otherwise healthy people to develop life-threatening staph infections.   Symptoms:By Mayo Clinic staffStaph infections can range from minor skin problems to endocarditis, a life-threatening inflammation of your heart valve lining. As a result, signs and symptoms of staph infections vary widely, depending on the location and severity of the infection. Skin infections Skin infections caused by staph bacteria include:
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Blogging Is Emo
I've lived my life the same way for over 15+ years now. I am in my mid 30's now. I am still alive and successful in life with rewards from taking big risks. We have a saying, "Go big or go home". I don't need anyone. I don't need anyone watching my back. I appreciate it when people do, but please, don't feel obligated. I'll be fine either way. I enjoy the company of others, but I won't cry or get sad when I am alone. I just find something to do. Novel concept, self entertainment and productivity... I do appreciate my friends though and love my kids to death. Those 2 kids are actually my weak point and I do everything I can for them. I am not trying to sound hard or cold. I am just very independent and capable. I don't need to cry home to my mommie and stuff like that to get through life. I have a deep connection with the universe and she takes care of her favorite little dust mite.  My spirit cannot be destoryed. Nothing anyone could do to ME, personally, will ever hurt me again. I
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TITTY DO!!! wat the hell is wrong wit me i actually lost intrest in almost everything i do now so i guess i should find other ways to keep me sanity i i just lost interest in writing in this blog thingy this mite be the last one i do
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You Are Corona You are outgoing, energetic, and very extroverted. When people talk about the "life of the party," they're talking about you. You always have a good time when you drink. Kicking back with a couple beers makes your usual cheerful self even happier. You enjoy the company of others, and you thrive in any social situation. No group is too big or too small for you. You may like beer more than most people, but that doesn't mean you aren't successful or productive. You are a huge go-getter. What Type of Beer Are You? Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding Your Penis Name Is: Prince Charming Keep it in your pants! Penis Name Generator Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends. Yes I did just take a quiz to see what my penis's name would be if I had one! LOL You Are Dominant You are an object of fascination for many. You shine brightly and boldly. You can talk your way into - and out of - any situation you d
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1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? Yes 2. Are you involved with anyone? yes we are in a casual relationship but we are very much involved 3. Where do you wish you were right now? back in bed with Her and not waiting on breakfast 4. What should you be doing right now? whatever She asks me to, which is make breakfast right now 5. Does sex mean love? no sex means attempting to achieve orgasm with another persons vaginal or anal assistance   6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? good things come to those who destroy everything they consider negative    7 Are you a bad influence? on some people who are easily influenced. 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)? good Katherin...bad Raven   9 night out or night in? night out endin in being in someone 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? i have everything i require right now 11. What is your favorite game? its not something id discuss he
A Blog Says What
I'm doing a photobook project through the 52 weeks of this year, and the theme is 52 nudes. I'm not going for artistic nudes OR hot/sexy nudes. Rather, the idea is fun and silly nudes. I want to basically show how much fun being naked and silly is, and I plan on putting it all together into a book in Jan 2011. So, as far as subjects go, I'm looking for just any gender, age, or body type so long as the individual is of age and doesn't have clothes on. The person can be covered up with hands, pots/pans, whatever... just not with clothes. Stuff like this, just without clothes: I think I already have the first month booked, but I'll definitely be on the hunt for new subjects through the year as 52 is a big number. I'll probably be needing to repeat some subjects now and again, but I'm striving for as few repeats as possible. So, if you or somebody you know is maybe up for it, you know how to find me. I've got a showing at Bennu through April. It's on the wall no
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Blogs, Mumms? You Decide
    When i approach a woman, should it be with my intellect or emotions?  Comments are meant to be fun!     brain    Heart                                             Should I ever get into religious disputes with anyone?    A.Go right ahead B. Waste of time. as always comments should be humorous, i don't want to be bored Should I write about Chinese New Year that starts next Sunday or not?  yay  nay
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True loves kiss blessed me this one nightIt was magical and true, a fairytale endingBut you must understand true love is only the beginning People fall down into empty spaces The terror and greif, we don't want to face itYet some how each day something changesOur lives move on, our hearts healYou begin to relive, to finally feel I'll show you love in the darkest of daysI'll show you compassion when you've fallen astrayI may not know you, I may love youBut my heart will be true, even for you I'll be your Guadian Angel while the flames watch you burnI'll take away this horror, and give you another turnI'll shed a new light for a better day A hopeful path so you can find your way They're plenty of people who break heartsBut remember the ones you've broken from the startYou're not alone, and you never will beBut realize your pain doesn't have to be For once there's a way to fight back from the hatePassion is pure, it's something that you can takeMove on with your life even though you'
Blog About Somebody
Well I heard that you are nobody until someone posts a blog about you. So I wanted to let her know she is somebody. So this blog is about you Tina You are awesome and always bring on the 's
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So many people come and go in our lifes, And your the one I just cant let go!!You have always been there for me even when I didnt give a oz back.. I admit I haven't always done things right in the past, But when I am better I plan to spend the rest of my life making it all up to you.You are my love, my life, my forever and I cant let go! The Day an Angel Kissed Me You brought a smile to my lips, You brought color to my cheeks. You made my heart beat faster, You made my knees go weak. You outstretched your arms, And wouldn't let me fall. You didn't do it quick enough, Because I fell for you after all And in your eyes I can see the future, With your words you melt my heart. It's like love covered my eyes, And I'm walking in the dark. But all I have to do is grab your hand, And you will lead the way. Thinking back now, It all happened that day. When I was blinded by love And could not see. That was the day, When an angel kissed me. To the man
Blog Of A Thousand Noms Revisited
About a week ago I used a groupon (If you don't use groupon yet, sign up! http://www.groupon.com/r/uu1000366 ) for fresh, local produce delivery.  I got a bunch of sunchokes.  I had never seen a sunchoke before so I did some research.  Sunchokes look like this:   So I found that you can use them in stirfry, which I did...and I also make this really easy soup.   1/2 pound sunchokes 1 small onion 1 clove garlic dash of thyme (I used dried/ground) 2-4 tablespoons butter 1 can low sodium chicken broth cream (I just added a little) salt and pepper   Super easy.  Wash sunchokes and peel if you want.  Mine looked good so I didn't peel them...I didn't find anything about not eating the skin. cut into 1"ish cubes  sautee in butter with sliced onion and garlic until tender add chicken broth and simmer for about 20 minutes puree return to pan and add cream (I had already tasted it and decided not to add much and it's delicious) salt and pepper to taste   I think I may puree
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Personal development is the enhancement of specific life skills which are necessary to facilitate happiness and success in one's personal life. These life skills are the basic building blocks that form all the success or failures in life. Personal development skills become the foundation from which all your achievements in life flow from and it has a direct relationship with winning or loosing and life success or failure. Personal development of individuals include goals, plans or actions oriented towards aiming to improve self-awareness, improve self-knowledge, building or renewing identity, developing strengths or talents, identifying or improving potential, building employability or human capital, enhancing lifestyle or the quality of life, realizing dreams, and fulfilling aspirations. Beyond improving oneself and developing others, personal development is proven a field of practice and research. As a field of practice it includes personal development methods, learning programs,
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Okay I am going to start this off by saying, Your a fucking moron if you say you don't eat living things. Everything grown in a garden is liveing at one point all plants have to live to grow, duh lol. Anywoo, now I am a murder because I like to hunt. I do hunt for fun but I also eat most of what i kill and if i don't eat it someone or something dose. Not one bit of the animal gets wasted, and another thing atleast the animals i have killed has had a chance to live life. Unlike the packaged meat in your grocery store, those animals was raised to be slaughtered. And no I don't think I am better then anyone but i damn sure aint lower then lower then anyone just because i enjoy hunting. Okay well I am about done, just one more thing. If you disagree with hunting and you see some one has a hunting album on here. Don't fucking look.
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U wanna knw wat grinds my gears. Boneyards, millions of dollors worth of taxpayers money on crap wasting away out in some isolated area in timbuckfuckingtoo oxidizing and rusting away. wanna knw why we are in an economic crisis. Cause our goverment isnt being very economical. Why dnt we recycle that reuse it hell sell it for scrap? Maybe then our kids can get a descent edumacation or maybe even fix our economic issues at least help. I mean come on wat are we here, little kids. We play with our toys until we break it then throw them away, I mean come on America. I think our goverment should pull the woodpecker out of the pine holes and take a closer look on wat they can to help our situation, and thats wat really grinds my gears. To rise and fall to shine and shimmer to clammer shield and sword umong the mightiest. The sight of gushing blood the feel of shattering bones the sound of clattering steel and the smell of blood sweat and shit upon the sand. Surrounded by titans in armor evadi
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Bloggin From The Heart
if you're feeling down..this will cheer you up :) It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance - and you find out you still care for that person. A sad thing about life is when you meet someone that means a lot to you, only to find out in the end, that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go. When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
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The Love Story: Gina and I met at one of my shows back in January of this year, 2010. At the time, I was in another relationship and so was she. However we both found each other to be very attractive (I think her gauge is broken but she swears it isn't lol) all the same. As time went by she would make very supportive comments about the band, about me, and we soon discovered that we like just about everything the other likes. I'm talking politics, social issues, our tastes in music and art, you name it... we seemed to be in perfect synch. In all this time our interactions were always platonic and on the up & up... no funny business or flirting behind our respective significant others' backs. In late Feb and then again in late March, my relationship ended, so Gina & I continued to talk as friends would. About a month and a half later, she confided to me that she was extremely unhappy with hers and "spilled the beans" to me that she was very interested in making radical changes... chan
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Have you been to an emergency room in the past three months? Yeah, right. I don't have health insurance. I'd rather be dead than have medical bills. If so, what for (patient, visitor)? What is your least favorite thing about the same sex? Shoes with chunky heels and muffin tops. What about the opposite sex? They're needy ass bitches. And they always want blowjobs. Hello, how about my neck hurts. Have you ever seen a bald eagle in person? Hello, I'm so American I have a pet bald eagle. What type of rides do you like most at amusement parks? Yeah, let me go spend thirty bucks to get on some death traps, be around screaming children. And if all that isn't fun enough I can buy a eight dollar diet coke and not be able to smoke anywhere. Would you be willing to take a drug test right now? I mean it depends on what it's for but there is a VERY good chance I would pass. I'm proud. Has there ever been a time in your life that you would've failed that test? Why don't you ask DuPage County about
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Blog Cherry Popped
Ok, so here is my first blog on this thing since I have been part of this site, twice removed. I have known it as lost cherry, to cherry tap, to this. Guess it is time to start getting into the game a little and see what happens.   Purpose of me blogging here? Putting my demented thoughts out there for those that would share similar interests, random thoughts, ramblings, possible poetry, psycholoigical discussions, anything that may be interesting, or offensive yet itneresting *lol* however there needs to be a little bit of respect in accordance with this as well. I have seen on this site and others the careless ramblings and comments made to other peoples blogs. If you dont like it, leave it. What is the purpose of insulting it? What am I supposed to do, go to my room and cry because you dont like it?   So with that being said, I guess this will be a way of possibly connecting to other people that does not seem to be working in other applications on this site. If there is anythin
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      life is too short to keep making excuses My status, this morning: and the drive to 45 plunders on.   There is a special place in my heart and in my mind for each and every one of you*   This site reeks of dissatisfaction. People not leveling fast enough. The bonus multiplier isn't high enough. This bling doesn't last long enough. My blue-shaded name isn't light enough. I'm sure you understand and know where I'm coming from, and could add many things to that list. There are things even in our own lives we all wish were better, but points somehow seem more manageable, and it's easier to channel frustration here. I'm not writing this for anyone in particular. I'm writing it for me. Hell, this blog itself is about my dissatisfaction with the world in general, and how it all funnels down into this microcosm we call Twitter Fubar. Frustration and dissatisfaction drive us to do or seek better for ourselves and/or loved ones. For our friends, and friends we haven't even made ye
The Blog Of Layla :)
Heyy lovers :) In honor of xmas im giving away my VERY naughty pic set for FREE! How do u get it? Go here ..... mygirlfundDOTcom/vicious_vixen .. Send me a message saying "merry christmas" and i will send it to your private inbox on there! Its FREE to make a page there! This offer is ONLY good for tonight & tomorrow after that your out of luck so get it while it hot! xoxo Appearance 1. Hair: brown with purple hi lights 2. Eyes: Hazel 3. Height: 5'4 4. Style: i dunno im just me i dont think i really have a "style" 5. Body Type: Slim but curvy :) 6. Bra Size: 34 d 7. Piercings: Ears..lip..nipples.. belly.. and hood 8. Tats: i have 10 and counting 9. Best Feature: eyes 10. Worst Feature: feet ( IHATE FEET EW) Likes/Dislikes 1.Favorite Color[s]: Purple 2. Worst Color[s]: orange 3.Favorite Number: 13 4.Favorite Animal: Dogs & Hedgehogs 5. Least Favorite Animal: bugs of any kind 6. Favorite Food: Italian 7. Least Favorite Food: Seafood 8. Favorite Band/Artist: Social D & Rise Against
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They should make a Barbie with no hair so every little girl fighting cancer can feel beautiful. That comes with a head scarf and donates the proceeds to the cancer foundation.
Blogathon 2011
a survey i stole some time ago, figured id revisit it.     1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?i look fuzzy. 2. How much cash do you have on you?19$3. What's your favorite word that rhymes with "DOOR?"roar? is that a manly answer? you thought id go with whore didnt you.4. Favorite planet? *insert obvious uranus joke here* 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? GI John.  army thing.6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?the theme to the price is right. 7. What shirt are you wearing?black sleeveless. i kicks it comfy in the house.8. Do you "label" yourself?it would probably be easier if i did.9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?etnies 10. Bright or Dark Room?dark usually. varies i suppose.11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?i cant remember who i stole it from, its been a while.13. What were you doing at midnight last night?sleeping. 14. Wh
Blog It Out, Bitches!
Now, for those who didn't know this...I was a 2nd Alarm Hottie.  I resigned as a Hottie and sent a nice, respectful pm to them and let them know (actually just the home page) what I've decided to do. Informing them that I will always be there and continue to rate the "Hotties" and etc. Expecting a decent response... I didn't. I got, "Well you are with the ones that stoled your last page, Goodbye."  Ok, in total shock...I'm wondering how did ECS steal my last page. No one had stolen my last page...I forgot my sign-on information. How can someone steal a profile? I mean beside some "newbie" men that pose themselves as women so that other men would talk to them (without knowing that they are actually men), because they are too damn scared of letting others know that they have interests. I can say that I haven't ran into another Pinkie on here besides my other 2 profiles (yeah lost it 2x...tehehe). I understand that they lost a Hottie, but there is no reason to be angry with me. I didn
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Let me tell you a story; I met this guy off plenty of fish, and he had met me, durning school ( thats when I was going) anyways, he brought me home, and he told me it wasnt going to work out and he thought my baby sister was hott, and she is young.. anyways, I get this text message from this other guy playing it out like he knows who I am, and Ironically he had a plenty of fish too, But now that I think about it, I dont ever remember really talking to him, so we got to talking, and I developed feelings for him quick,  I took it upon myself to go to Auburn and meet him, and that is what I did. well, i met him, and things just went sour; He then snooped thru my phone, and get pissed off that i had a message from a dude, and bnlah blah, and was asking for my passwords to my shit, I said no, because that is my shit, so I left it at that, when I got home, I instantly didnt liek him anymore.. well today, at 1030 this morning, i called him up and I told him that I didnt want anything to do wi
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I Have know Idea why I just opened this blog, I doubt I will ever have the time to write in  here to bitch about sometyhthing that nobody really gives a shit about.  this is really about Fu points.   Cheers
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I'm 36 yrs old and I have been threw alot in my life and I have been in many relationships and I love the female body big and small but you got to have the cushion for the pushing with me,,lol,,I hear all the time that the reg woman wants a mans penis to be 9 inches or larger and thats fine and most of us men understand that and alot of us are gifted with it and prob 1/4 of them that don't know what to doing with it..lol.. The normal man is not so lucky the regular man size is Avg. 6 inches.. I know whats going threw your mind rt now.. your thinking hmm I bet he isn't going to say well...I'm better than avg but no porn star....lol... men like me had to understand if we was to be good in bed we had to learn to specialize in the female anatomy as in using our hands and oral and toys Toys are very important because we can make a woman cum ten times harder  if we just listen to her and be playful . I had a woman say I used a toy on her better than she ever could ..lol.. Also we had to lea
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theres just something about coloring...and listening to the deftones....its like ive managed to actualy physicaly create my happy place right here on my sofa. dont you wish you were so talented...also punctuation doesnt work so well on the blog for some reason...screwy you can take your fucking like button and shove it up your fucking mumm holes. just saying As I was spelling my last name for the guy with the insurance company earlier I almost said: "p" as in penis but opted to go with pineapple instead. But it did in fact come out of my mouth sounding like "peeeen-apple" I rotflmao on the inside.
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First blog ever. I have been on fu for several years now, and have met some interesting people(good and bad). Most good. generally the only reason I am on fu is because it is a quiet easy time-killer when I have too much time on my hands. I have read quite a few blogs and Mumms ( prior to this place I did not know what a Mumm was), quite a few of them have been really well written, quite a few of them have been the most intelligent rant and rages that I have heard in years. Some are inflammatory and meant to be so. there are silly ones, insane ones. NSFW ones, and a blog about most anyhting you have ever heard or thought. its nice to see that so many people have the ability to put their thought, worries, beliefs into a written form to share. definitely one of the good things about fubar Frank
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Life's Instructions Have a firm handshake. Look people in the eye. Sing in the shower. Own a great stereo system. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard. Keep secrets. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday. Always accept an outstretched hand. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. Whistle. Avoid sarcastic remarks. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. Lend only those books you never care to see again. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have. When playing games with ! children, let them win. Give people a second chance, but not a third. Be romantic. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important
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$8,000.00 For A Domain Name?  The Occupy Wall St. movement recently purchased the domain name OccupyWallStreet.net from a regular guy for $8,000.00!   This is only one example of many ways to earn money online from the comfort of your keyboard, whether at home, at work or in a local coffee shop!  This fellow saw the opportunity coming and reportedly registered that domain name on September 23, 2011, while the movement was still relatively young here in the U.S., six days after the group's occupation of Zuccotti Park. Zutronic.com has domain names available for excellent prices.  If you can predict a winner like this guy did, you can list the domain for sale for any price you wish!  This guy for example probably made about $7,991.00 profit on the sale of this single domain name!  Not bad for a few hours work, which mainly consisted of being talked down from $10,000.00 over-the-phone during an approximately 2-hour long conversation. Zutronic.com has everything you need for t
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1) Never take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you won’t know it. 2) Do not cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge could be emotionally lethal. 3)Do not boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you ANYTHING. 4) Do not expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and put it in your hand. 5) Be appreciative for all she does for you and show her appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she should be happy she is in YOUR life, she will go out to prove you otherwise. 6) Never lay a hand on her, unless it is to caress her. 7) Never make her second to anything. This is the biggest mistake any man can do. Don’t ever disrespect her or her family, even if she complains about them. It is OK for her to do it, but never for you. Remember this. 9) Always GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in
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“In order for something to live, Another life must often be sacrificed.” ---Ancient Indian Tradition   “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few … or the one.” ---Mr. Spock ---From Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn   “If you know the future, you can change it.” ---Philip K. Dick ---From Minority Report       Prologue               “Jack, you have to speed up.”             “If I speed up, they’ll just ram us again.”             “We have to outrun them!”             “In an Escort?  Are you kidding?”             “Well then, what the hell do we do?”             “I’m gonna take the next exit I see … then we’ll get the police.”             “We’re in the middle of fucking nowhere!”             “Marcie!  Please calm down, you’re scaring J.J.”             The little boy in the back seat le
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i am new to fubar... im trying to learn the ropes end im up for advice on how this site works. i also need friends please.  
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Be Sure to stroll through the FuBible as it contains 95% of the answers you made need to know when addressing site issues. Not many have and thats a shame as it can save you alot of time waiting. You can also check out the TOS (Terms Of Service) which is located at the bottom of every Fubar page as it also contains alot of answers and directions of what you may or may not do on this site to remain a happy fumember. I enjoy assisting all members so i will also promote the Support Lounge as we are there 24/7 to handle any and all inquiries, questions, issues that fubar members may have. GET YOUR FU-ON !!!!! :)
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So with spring around the corner im pretty excited about things warming up and the grass turning green and being able to enjoy being outside again like swimming or just tanning etc :D so this is my first blog my other one did not show up when I put post? but anyway so im josh im 24 years old from Tulsa,OK I will not send you prevy messages or even hit you up in messages not saying being prevy is wrong but eh im shy so eh :p well I do have a mic /web cam I will get on them and talk if you want to I have 2 guitars an electric and a bass I can play them both well I love video games to :D im pretty much crazy about shit but eh just go with it I really do not talk to much so if you cant handle it um okay then? lol anyway add me fan me whatever its fubar have fun
Blogacious
Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad Ingredients:For the croutons:6 slices sandwich bread (or an equivalent amount of baguette slices, about 12-15)3 tbsp. olive oil OR 3 tbsp. butter, melted1 tsp. garlic powder1 tsp. dried parsleyKosher salt   For the dressing:¼ cup lemon juice¼ cup water2 cloves garlic, minced1 cup reduced-fat mayonnaise½ cup shredded Parmesan cheese1-2 anchovies, choppedFreshly ground black pepper, to taste   For the salad:Romaine lettuce2-4 chicken breast halves Shaved Parmesan cheese    Directions:To make the croutons, preheat the oven to 300˚ F.  Cut the bread into 3/4-inch cubes and place in a medium-large bowl.  (Trim the crusts off if you wish - I prefer to leave them on.)  Combine the olive oil or butter, garlic powder and dried parsley in a small bowl.  Stir together to blend well.  Pour the mixture over the bread cubes and toss gently until evenly coated.   Transfer the bread cubes to a baking sheet, spreading them out into an even layer.  Sprinkle wit
Blog #1 Ha
Just saying Hi. Nothing Meaningful here at all, maybe at some other point in time.
Blog All About It!
I'am in the BEST realtionship I have ever been in ever in my entire life!.He's sweet,gentle,loving.He's always there for me. I have one issue! TRUST!.He dose have a past with women! but we all do have our past too! He tells me to TRUST him I do and I don't. I love him so damn much! I can't believe how close to me I have let him come I let him in and I'am so glad I did.He makes me feel so good. I'am actually happy and everyone can tell. I'm going to reck the best realtionship of my life if I have this trust issue and let it get in the way,and he tells me he loves only me He really is the best friend and boyfriend ever!.I just dunno what to do half the time.I get so depressed when he isn't around.I've never had this kinda love before and anyone that knows me knows that. I'am actually feeling Love for the first time in my life and I'm 32 years old. He is amazing to me and I wish I could just listen to him when he tells me JUST TRUST ME!. I'm very CONFUSED! AND FRUSTRAITED. I have nev
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Intimal, obsoleteI overslept, arrived too lateIf nothing is as nothing doesI guess my time has comeWeather underground is overcast and chillyThen the truth is never prettyWhen you wield it like a gunQuick, catch me, lost controlMy pants are down, I've been exposedIt's not the way it looks, I swearThere's nothing I wouldn't dareGive a little, take a lotA kingdom built upon the rotIf power comes so easilyThen nothing but the best for meHey you, hold on, stop right thereI'm only human, let's be fairI'll make no apologiesOr full confession on my kneesNo, I won't go quietly, admit I am your enemyI'm still the one you hate to loveEverything I ever wasI heard it all, did it my wayDid it my wayYou can't change meI am what I amI am what I amNo, you can't change meI heard it allMade the callTook the fallYou can't change me
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Blog Of Snowyarcticfox
Yes I was DemonicGuardian but i was looking at pics of fennecfox's bc they look like cats :3 mew on google then i came across Arctic fox's seems more appropreate :3
Blog - Batman
Quoi de mieux qu'une robe de mariée de créateur pour un mariage de star ? Pour l'actrice Anne Hathaway, le rêve devient réalité grâce à Valentino... Valentino offre à Anne Hathaway un magnifique cadeau de mariage ! Le créateur italien a assuré jeudi dernier lors du gala du New York City Ballet qu'il avait dessiné la robe de mariée de l'actrice robe pour ceremonie pas cher . © BangValentino a décidé la robe de mariée d'Anne Hathaway.Le couturier a en effet déclaré au micro de E ! News : "J'ai créé la robe. Elle est une très bonne amie. Je la considère comme ma fille". Voilà qui est dit ! Sur les tapis rouges, Anne Hathaway porte à merveille les créations Valentino... L'actrice de 29 ans, prochainement à l'affiche du film "Les Misérables", pose d'ailleurs régulièrement avec son ami lors de soirées mondaines. Cette belle amitié lui permettra donc d'arborer une magnifique robe de créateur pour le plus beau jour de sa vie. Le génie de la mode avait déjà émis l'idée de signer la tenue de
Blogs?
ok, what is the purpose of a blog? (where did that word originate anyway)..if someone can tell me this then I will develope an interest in it, I'm gonna wait and see if anyone responds to this..hehehe
A Blog On The Contest
Contest is on its way. It ends Dec 31st, so get those entries in. This is for Male or Female. Join in the fun and get CREATIVE. Naughty, but no cocky pictures men and no Va-Jay jays girls.Dress up as Santa or Ms Claus or a New Years Day baby. The choice is all yours, just have fun doing it. 1st Place is a God Mode or anything to value of $100.00 2nd Place is a 30 day blast or H.H or anything to value of $50.00 3rd Place is a Rock-star or anything to value of $35.00 4th Place is a Boomer-rang or anything to value of $15.00Winners will be chosen by rates and comments..   Once in the contest it is up to you to get the rates or comments by either putting it in your status or blog or bullentin which ever you choose. Most of all just have fun with it. This is a HOLIDAY contest, the quicker you get your entry in the better chance you have at winning. You get to choose what you want for your prize. So go take a picture, put it in your default. Let me know and I will rip it. Merry Chris
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Blog Of The Beast
The Epic Tale of Guffen Fawlothroo and the Evil Dragon.Once upon a time, in the enchanted kingdom of Fossfosota, there lived a quaint little hobbit possessing of a very weak sphincter. Guffen Fawlothroo was his name, and despite his rather irritable colon and frequent bouts of incontinence, he lived a pleasant uneventful life in his simple little home, just beyond the shadow of the great Craggy Mountain.Never a particularly ambitious hobbit, Guffen had, for most of his life, never wanted anything more than a comfortable little house with good sturdy reliable plumbing. As the years passed, however, Guffen found himself becoming more and more dissatisfied with his ho-hum lifestyle, feeling in his soul a growing desire for a status in life that was far loftier and grandiose than where he was.The feelings of disquiet continued to grow and grow, until he gradually came to realize that his deepest and most heart-felt wish was that for just once in his banal monotonous life, he could perform
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Name _____________ Date of birth __/__/____ Place of birth: Country ______ State_____________ City ___________ Mother’s name ____________________ Fathers name _____________________ E-mail address _________________________________ Phone number __________________ Driver’s License Number ____________________ Please Answer “Yes” or “No” In The Spaces Provided. 1. ____Are you a Christian? 2. ____ 1Corinthians 7:1 says, “It is good for a man not to touch a woman.” Do you believe the Lord really expects you to keep your hands off a woman until you get married? 3. ____How often do you attend services? a. Once a week b. Twice a week c. Three times a week d. More 4. ____Do you smoke tobacco? 5. How fast can you run a. 40 yards ______sec. b. Two miles ____min. 6. ____Do you chew tobacco? 7. What is your blood type:_______ 8. ____Other than a speeding ticket have you ever been convicted of a crime? (If yes, please explai
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this is about a blog , it really wanted to be a blog , it desperately wanted to be a blog , it thought about being a blog but when it came down to it, it just wasn't a blog at all.
Blog
well usually i don't blog, but i guess i will give it a try.  I have recently come acrossed a section of work in school where we are studdying other peoples religions, i ahve never been a religious person but i have always been open to hear other peoples ideologies.  When we first started learning about Christianity I was actually quite supprized how much Christians today have skewed the religion to boycotting and moneymaking, because originally Jesus was against hating anyone, so everyone who thinks that because you are christian you have to hate gay people, that is 100% wrong.  Jesus wanted you to not only love your neighbor but love your enemy as well (in my case its the same thing because my neighbor is a dick)  and sure same couple relationships may be a "sin" but who hasn't sinned once in their life?  In the bible there is a quote that says "he who has never sinned shall cast the first stone", and you know what happened?  NO ONE THREW THE FUCKING STONE.  I have a bit more respect
Blog 1
Why is it that every guy I meet say one thing and claim they mean it then turn around and act totally different. I met an awesome guy on here and he is all like i love u and want to marry u and gave me his number and now I haven't got a text from him. I don't get guys at all I am not perfectly skinny and shit like that! I grew up in Texas & Bama what do u expect. Anyway I really a lot of these guys but they hardly ever socialize with me. But it's whatever. I am a southern girl through and through u gotta deal with the damn curves, brown eyes and brown hair.  I have been called sexy and cute and stuff but I have personally never seen what everybody else does. In my life I am just your typical southern belle born in Texas then sadly moved here after i was adopted. I would be lying if I said I don't miss Texas because I do all the horses and everything I miss. Yeah Bama has horses but it isn't the same as Texas of course I dress like I still live in Texas. But my question is what the heck
2013 Blogs
So I decides to write a blog for this new blogs section 2013. Summers coming I'm pretty stoked about it been doing okay I guess I cant really complain thing i wanted to point out on here is why do women come on here and sell nudes i mean i dont understand it I just come here to chat have a good laugh i guess not saying im judging because im not im just asking why do it? Maybe its just me but its the same with fb how many times do u have to hear about topless photos on fb before you decide to reject fb lol i do mot use fb twitter any of it to many ads.... There that being sad all is okay with me im good lonely sometimes but im okay hmu if you want to chat leave replys if you want haters can hate whatever. - just josh
A Blog
A. So here's what I'm doing. You can get me a Special Ability Bling of your Choice, a bling pack, or fubucks and I will Gladly hand over  my points but Here's the breakdown... God Mode - Will get you 20 Mil points and 20 Mil in fubucks. How are you going to get all this before time runs out? I bomb/Polish/Rate the entire day for you. You will also be placed in my family for the entire length of the GM as well. And I will also Pimp Slap whom Ever you like! Auto 11 - I chase bombers straight for 24 hours... You will make at least 20 million on one auto which for some is enough to level your 2 or 3 times.   Cherrybomb - You not only get my points  for 12 hours but you also receive a huge hit in points at time of the Cherry bomb as well. Bommerang - 12 hours of my points including the 8 hours that the boomerang get you as well. This is great if you have less than 3 Million to go but are tired  of rating people. Famplifier - You get all my points and fubucks for 12 hours including my f
Blog Stuff
Today a vision to my eyes came to me,With painted whiskers,green eyes and hair of fire.The more I looked at this beauty,I knew she could be every mans desire.I wonder if at night when shes held,If you can feel the purr from her heart.Or unleash the fire from her glowing hair,Maybe a path I do not wish to start.To feel anger from her,not what I seek,But to look beyond her beautiful green eyes.And learn what lays down beneath,To see how deep this beauty's heart lies
Blogs
iv never created a blog befor, its new to me i gave it shot but its not for me. Warriors are not the strongest or fastest, speed and strength can be developed through training. A warrior is somebody who chooses to stand between all they he loves and holds sacred. A warrior is'nt a soldier but they will shed blood for what they love.
Blog About Aoni Car Dvr, Ip Camera And Webcam
Aoni DV293 is one of the oldest model. It was available for sale about 1 and half years ago. As there are many car DVR suppliers in China has the same unit, the price is quite cheap. Accordingly, as the price is cheap and the quality, performance is high. It is becoming more and more welcome in my store. Aoni DV293 is coming with a 2.7 inch HD screen. Now, in Spain, if the screen is small, the car dvr will be more welcome. Usually, people would like to choose 2 inch or 2.7 inch.  The unit has motion dection function built in. So if anything moved in front of your car, the unit will automatically start up working. It can protect your car better. . Full HD 1080P car DVR with 2.7 Inch TFT LCD screen . G sensor(Optional). 3x Digital Zoom Function. With motion detection. With HDMI port. 14Mpix still images capture with 2x white LED. Smooth opeation under lower illumination at night   .HD 1080P car DVR with 2.7 inch TFT LCD screen. Media format:H.264,MOV,JPEG decoding format. Interface:
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Blonde Jokes
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local par, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 am, signed The Blonde. She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note.... Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another! The blonde reports for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer s
Blond Jokes
Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer. Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on top of her. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: What does
Blondie's Mind
If you were browsing around in a jewelry store and wanted to buy a piece of jewelry (for your wife, girlfriend...self if you're a chick, daughter, whatever) Would you buy these? And how much would you pay for each? Keeping in mind the store you are in is like a boutique and everything is handmade or some shit. Just curious, feel free to respond to this blog or shout! Just a yes or no answer and how much you'd pay if yes (for each) Just out of sheer curiousity. I want my friends on my list to answer a few questions honestly. I was reading Baby J's bulletin about default photos and for one, I am curious about everyone elses thoughts on it? If you haven't read it, its posted in bold below. i'm really getting tired of seeing the cleavage shots with no faces, and ass pics as primary photos everywhere on the site. none of my friends can even load the site while they're at work, and they're one of the main reasons we started this thing. in the near future we're going to st
Blonde Joke Tukey Day
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
Blonde In Flight
A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it, and gave her the basics and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. "I can't remember anything
Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke
Blonde Jokes - Keeping Fit An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
Blondiegirl10652006
TOO ALL THE SINGLE MEN ON HERE IF YOU ARE SINGLE AND WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME SEND ME A SHOUT OR AN PRIVATE EMAIL They are trying to take the csi's off the air. So to make this a mum I don't think that they should take it off because there is alot of people that loves it & watches it every day i know that i watch it & love it so what do you all think?
Blonde Samantha Profile Shot
You know you're living in 2007 When..... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "1' to get an outside line 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to et long-service awards. 13. You read this entire list, and kep
A Blonde's Year In Review
A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours .. ... power went out!! ! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing .....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 h
Blonde Jokes
Men's advice to women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = TV Sports. 6. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 7. You have too many shoes. 8. Crying is blackmail. 9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 17. You can either ask u
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Blondeaquarius
Done with the hurt. Done with the mean words. Done with the immaturity of it all. Done with the arguing. Done with your games. Done with your anger problem. Done with the tears. Done. Just Done. Ok here are some things I find amusing. Seems like nobody pays attention anymore! Also seems like there is no originality anymore either! ~~~People comment the same things on the same pics.....what would help is if you looked at the other comments and come out with something different! You might get noticed more. I just saw a pic of somebody leaning on a tree..guess what almost EVERY comment said?!?! "are you holding that tree up or is it holding you up?" Ummm there are 53 comments on this one pic... on 1 page I counted 11 of the SAME one! lol Kinda funny! ~~~People do not read your profile. I have on mine that I am not here for a hookup I even have arrows pointing to it saying to read again..yes go look right right I will wait for you to come back........ok now that you looked
Blonde Caller
JACK'S TELEPHONE NUMBER... Blonde Caller: "I need to talk with Jack. Can you give me his telephone number?" Operator: "I'm sorry, who are you talking about." Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. "So what's his number?"
Blonde Girl
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived .....and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down...and squealed..."YES! ES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral – Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men.....are men
Blondes
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait Bimbag - a blonde's purse Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her Bimboette - a young blonde Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to an
Blonde Jokes :)
How did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed? He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant? He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O! -----------------------------------------------------
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I am a exotic hot chica who would like to have fun and get to know people so contact me Hugs, blondy28
Blonde
We'll I resigned from being the army fundraiser cordinator. There was to much drama involved and liars. It was fun while I did it. I enjoyed it alot but oh well. Thankfully my other 2 hobbies / jobs ( private investigation * finding biological family memmbers* and running a online animal shelter)might keep me happy until I go back to school. I am so scared about going back to school. I want to go into the criminal investigation field. No not csi stuff people lol . I already can get a degree in infants and children physical therapy but thats not what I want to do with my life. I still think about my dreams when I was growing up in Ca. I wanted to own a 1million acre ranch and take in unwanted horses. Then turn around train them and give them to children with special needs. I love /loved my horses and pony when I was a kid. I used to get up in the middle of the night and just ride them in the pin. I would fall asleep and sooner or later they would shake to wake me up lol. I lo
Blonde Joke
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Blonde Cookbook
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
Blonde....... Cowboy?
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says, "Well, it's like this, Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town, Cowboy..." And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist!!
Blonde With Flat Tire
A blonde gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases her car over to the shoulder of the road. Our blonde carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two life-sized cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The cardboard men are in trench coats, both exposing themselves to oncoming traffic. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up with rubber neckers. It wasn't very long before a police officer arrived. The Officer, clearly enraged, approached our disabled blonde yelling, "What in the world is going on here?!" "My car broke down, Officer, I have a flat tire." she says calmly. The officer asks, "Well...what's with these obscene cardboard men here by the road?!" She replied, "Oh...those are just my emergency flashers!" :-)
Blonde Joke And Yes I Am
pixi@ CherryTAP She had a meanie butt go on her acct. and delete it and she was a cherry rockstar! It's her birthday 16th of june how about one of her old friends buy her a blast her birthday PLEASE!!! Let's get her back where she belongs,,,thank you!!! OMG...I cannot take it! I freeze EVERY time I sign into Cherrytap...I DO NOT have this problem any where else online...please some advice!! I will freeze any MY sister PIXIE left Cherry tap :(
Blondeberry's Blog
Hey Ya'll! Today is Monday, February 25, 2008. In 47 days (Saturday, April 12,2008) I will be marrying my soul mate! I have no doubt in my mind that our love is forever. We actually met online almost 3 years ago. We will be tying the knot 2 days after our 3 year anniversary of meeting online. We took our time getting to know each other and between many instant messages and phone calls we knew we were in love. We waited 8 months to meet face to face to make sure it was what we wanted. When we laid eyes on each other we knew we were meant to be. Brent is a hard worker that when he took me to love he took my boys to love as well just like I took his children to love. I couldn't ask for a better step-father for Lee and Billy! He makes it possible for me to stay home with the kids. Family time is VERY important to us and we love our kids! The kids love having someone that wants to play with them and that is a kid at heart. I sit back and look at the 3 of them and smile. Brent
Blonde In Trouble
If you had to describe yourself as a drink, what would you be and why? I'll start: I'd be a margarita, on the rocks, with salt! Always fun, a little sweet, a bit adventurous and will stay with ya till the end! Now it's your turn! :-) BLOND IN TROUBLE A blond was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blond, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate roll
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Blond Car Accident
Blonde Car Accident One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Blonde's Year In Review...
January - Took new scarf back to store, because it was too tight. February - Was fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......."Helloooooo !!! bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!" Sheesh!! March - Got really excited, finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!!" April - Trapped on a escalator for hours...power went out!! May - Tried to make koolaid....wrong instructions...8 cups of water wont fit into those little packages!!! June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope... July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..learned later that other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!! August - Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because the soft-top was open. September - The Capital of California is "C"..isnt it?? October - Hate M n M's...they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 & a half days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound..and I weigh 97 lbs !! December - Couldn
Blonde Degrees
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blond), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200> miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´` SECOND DEGREE Two blonds are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blond says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blond hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, " You dummy, it's me!" `´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* THIRD DEGREE A blond suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
Blonde Moment
My good friend Jack..aka Psycho~Sexy just had to delete his account because no one would help him. Some one stole some of his pictures and made up an account using his pictures. That doesn't seem fair does it? I want all my friends to harass the Sh*t out of him. He is a great friend of mine, probably one of my best friends, and I hate to see this happen. Thank's to you..all my love and kisses! Nancy here is the link Ricky1@ fubar So I was on cherry and a new request came in from Two Tons Of Fun (Bruce). Nice guy, pretty funny in fact. So I was rating his pictures and all of a sudden I got Error: you've reached the photo rating limit for your user level. I said that can't be! I know I haven't rated that many pics! So I apologized to Bruce and said that I was cut off. So this haunted me. WTF?? I approved the next person and tried to rate his picture and it rated! I said HUH!!?? So I went back to Bruce's page and he had on his pictures Error:you've reached the daily photo lim
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Just how many blond jokes are there? Because they're all true! *Runs from all the blondes in here LOL*
Blonde Guy
"An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a b urrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" "The Mexican's wife also wep
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Blonde Jokes - No Offense Meant Towards Blondes Lol
Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Monday?' 'Oh HECK !' the blonde says, 'I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.' Why did the blonde turn around and go home when she got to the airport to catch her flight? She saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
Blonde Bombshell
  Subject: Fw: .BEE STINGS ! Do Not Delete .. BEE STINGS !  > >   This information may be something to remember, as this season will soon be here again...> > It might be wise to carry a penny in your pocket while> working in the yard.......... BEE STINGS !> > A couple of weeks ago, I was stung by both a bee and hornet while working in the garden.> > My arm swelled up, so I went to the doctor.  The clinic> gave me cream and an antihistamine.  The next day the> swelling was getting progressively worse, so I went to my> regular doctor. The arm was Infected and needed an> antibiotic.The doctor told me - " The next time you get> stung, put a penny on  the bite for 15 minutes".> > That night, my niece was stung by two bees.  I looked at> the bite and it had already started to swell.   So, I taped> a penny to her arm for 15 minutes. The next morning, there was no sign of a bite.  We decided that she just wasn't allergic to the sting.> > Soon, I wa
Blonde Joke
Homer walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Homer took the money
Blonde Jokes
Not meant to offend.. some of my best friends are blonde.... Making Orange Juice A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer. Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not moving, not blinking, just staring into the freezer compartment! Finally after 10 minutes of witnessing her staring and staring straight into the freezer he can take no more. He says to his beautiful blonde wife "Honey, What in the hell are you doing?" She says, "Making orange juice." "Making orange juice?" he asks her baffled. "Yes", she says, "It says, 'concentrate' on the can!" The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a
~blondie~slave 2~$r Whi+e Knigh+@ Fubar
NOT ENOUGH TIME... "And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you This life would just be so easy Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you We will make time stop for the two of us Make time stop and listen for our sighs Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you In our fight against the end Making love, we are immortal We are the last two left on Earth And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you" INXS '92
Blondes Year In Review
A Blonde's Year in Review. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days
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Blonde Sex Jokes
BLONDE SEX JOKES Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10¢ a screw! Submitted by: Claude Wimberly Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Submitted by: Ian R. Almond Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3:
Blonde Joke
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened? The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!" A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched he
Blondes Dumb ????
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot,so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."
Blonde's Cookbook
Blonde’s Cookbook Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tuesday: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. Wednesday: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden? Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. Saturday: Bob did the shoppin
Blonde's Year In Review
Blonde's Year in Review: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't cal
Blondi
I Debra Rochelle Riley, Dont pretend to have a pretty life. I was Born February 12th 1973. I Live everyday for my Children,Daughter Jasmine and My Little Man Jonathan, and my home and my pets and Friends that I have made in life. When those things are in order and running right then What I like to Do is... Go to the Park with my Kidz When Summer Comes around,Go to the Beach walk in the Sand and play in the Water. Ride Bikes with My Kidz and Hang out with Friends too. Go to the Woods and Camp and Look at Wild Life and Waterfalls and trees and the clouds above and have no care when we are there.. The People I have Met in My Life are Dear to Me and Mean everything to Me and My kidz tht meet them too. Im A Good Woman and Mother and a Good Friend When You need Someone to talk to or Just Hang Out with. One thing that I love to Do For Time Killing and getting to know Some People is to go Bowling or Sitting in a Cafe drinkin Soda or Coffee. Me and My children Have that in Com
Blonde Joke
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied. Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around
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Blonde Jokes(i'm Blonde Too)lol
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy, coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for Indecent Exposure. As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks him, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road, when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, and so I did... We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of hot and sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy... And so here I am." Blonde Men do exist. Frogs - $20 A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she
Blonde Moment
I am laughing as I type this! I could not find my cell phone so I called the number. I could hear my cell phone ring through the phone I called it on. I thought, "well that's not going to help me any." I could hear my cell phone ring everywhere I went. By now, my voice mail had picked up the call so I had to recall my cell phone. Again, a very strong ring but I couldn't find my damn phone. I bent down to get my purse when I realized where my phone actually was. It was still stuck in my bra!! I had put it there an hour or so before because my hands were full....my other two hands...LOL Ladies, I'm sure you can relate! I just found this to be hilarious so I thought I'd share. I felt that this was indeed a blonde moment that had come over me!!
Blonde Jokes
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then
Blonde's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! *********** March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! *********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? *********** October - Hate M &M's.....th
Blonde On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it... A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars." Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... it’s a cuckoo." Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million." Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo." Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is" Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Absolutely" Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo. Well....you're right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real g
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Blonde Joke Of Day
BLONDE JOKE OF THE DAY!!!! Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. The blonde replies 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!' The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!'
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Blonde Jokes
Giving Birth A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having the baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black." "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in an adult movie. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed
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Blonde Joke (if you're a blond, don't take offense, simply substitute "nurse" for where it says "blond") A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidently cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart. Why Wal-Mart you ask ... ??? Well DUH! Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!
A Blonde's Year In Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . 'd
Blonde Jokes ..... Keep A Sense Of Humor
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey... "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise!" A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about wh
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> > > Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive > > > double-pane energy efficient kind, > > > > > > and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was > > > complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I > > > still hadn't paid for them. > > > > > > Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am > > > automatically stupid. > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last > > > year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! > > > > > > Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him. > > > > > > There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just > > > hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. > > > > > > I bet he felt like an idiot. > > > > >
**blonde Logic** Lmao
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How
Blonde Jokes
Blonde Joke #5 by LateNiteFantasy© The blonde had a problem; her tire went flat, She rolled to the shoulder and there the car sat. And out of the trunk, she extracted a man Of cardboard and stood him behind her sedan. The man was quite tall and his raincoat was long. In front it was open, displaying his dong. As drivers went by, they all slowed down to leer ‘Til traffic was tied up for miles to the rear. A highway patrolman then pulled up behind, And jumped out and claimed she was out of her mind For clogging up traffic so horribly tight By showing off such a deplorable sight. “Just what is that thing, so perverse and so bare? And why is it standing behind your car there? The blonde was surprised that the cop couldn’t see “Emergency flasher. What else would it be?” Blonde Joke #4 by LateNiteFantasy© Down the stairs she ambled with her swinging yellow hair Opened up her mailbox but she found no letters there. "Damn," she said and turned around an
Blonde Ambition Blogs
I think that true clarity and recogniton forms when someone shows some form of "love" to you in a way you finally deserve. Even if this is only for a minute, an hour, a week, or a lifetime it can serve as the confirmation that every decision you've made prior, in which you've ended something because you felt that you weren't getting what you were giving....was the right one. A friend of mine told me "Always go forward, never backwards"....I feel that this holds the most true with relationships......I have always been the person to remember the "good".....and place the "bad" under a blanket out of sight. The "bad" is why you weren't able to ever fully feel "good".....covering it only forces you into ignorance.....and the worst part is that you are the culprit of allowing yourself to be hurt time and time again. If something ended, it did for a reason.....tracing back over or trying to see if perhaps a second, third, or fourth chance will make it right is not only pointless, but tru
The Blonde Guy
The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!! > > > > > > An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. > > > > > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed," Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." > > > > > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." > > > > > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. > > > > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. > > > > > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. > > > > > > At the fu
Blonde Moment
Ok...I see them all the time...And I've even asked in the Fubar help lounge...And for the life of me I can't figure it out... How does one capture a screen shot?...I've done the ctrl and the prt scr buttons...And nothing... Blonde is not always fun...Even if it is out of a box... :)
Blondies 1st Auction
THIS IS MY 2nd AUCTION SO GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE AND BID ON ME LOL. CLICK ON PIC BELOW & YOU'LL BE There this is what i am offering below. 250 11's a week 4 a month during hh. 250 10's a week 4 a month during hh. rate alll stash during happy hour. will wear owners name 4 a month owners midget added to my page for 3 months 1 sfw salute to owner. 1 sfw phone call to owner 1/2 hour 1 nsfw pic of your choice name and page link to my page for 3 months. 5 morphs made 4 owner of your choice. yahoo addy. daily gifts and drinks daily for a month. big pimpin gift once a week for a month. 1 pimped out bully per week for a month. permanent blog pimpout. more can be disscussed. (repost of original by '♥ßlondie ♥Slave & Real Life Wife 2 Sr White Knight ♥IßïC♥DSC♥§outhern' on '2008-10-18 08:53:24') (repost of original by 'Mr. Horny..aka Illinois Transplant' on '2008-10-18 10:03:00') (repost of original by '♥ßlondie ♥Sl
Blond
First Class Blonde A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrest
Blondes
A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man. He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars." "I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap." "Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game. "Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs a
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Blonde Men Do Exist
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt..so Idid. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... " And here I am. See, Blonde Men do exist.
Blonde Jokes
A Blonde, A Redhead, And Me
(Inspired by CookingForOne101's About Me section, thanks Steve!) I want to tell you a story.... This is a story about three gals: A Blonde, a Redhead, and me. When I lived in Massachusetts, the three of us were always together. One friend is a Swedish Blonde. Everywhere we go the men line up to speak to her and buy her drinks. My other friend is a Redhead. Everywhere we go the guys line up to see if her temper matches her hair, and if she is as wild as redhead rumors say. There was usually a friend for me. Not a blonde nor a redhead, just an average brunette content to enjoy the attention showed my friends. At the end of an average evening, we often exchanged phone numbers. The Swedish Blonde's guy held up her number like a trophy. The Redhead's guy held his number to his chest like a medal. The Swedish Blonde's guy always gets a wrong number. The Redhead's guy never gets a call back. My guy always gets my correct number and I always call back. The Swedish Blonde and th
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Blonde Joke For Wednesday
Did you get one? One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. " God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion. " So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When this angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good. " God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the email said? No? Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either........
Blonde Joke
Since I love the game of football I just had to do this... It's funny... I hope you enjoy it... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Blonde Joke
Blonde calls fire department and says her house is on fire. Fireman asks "How do we get there?" Blonde replies........ Helloooo in the fucking red truck!
Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Blonde Jokes
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter." *************** Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that 1 out of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese. *************** A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is go! ing to make a lo
Blondes
Blondes   =0 D CAR TROUBLE A blonde p ushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.   After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.   She says, 'What's the story?'   He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'   She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET
The Blonde Mortician
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and she says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.'There's no charge,' she says.'No, really, I must compensate
Blonde's Rantings
So many things have changed for me since I last logged on here! I have finally found peace within myself! I am Happy; truly happy for the first time in sooo long! My marriage is back on track and I am so in love with my husband again! I feel wonderful and life is amazing! 
Blondes
Blonds Explain Easter
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned toher and said, "Do you want to talk? -- Flights go quicker if you strike upa conversation with your fellow passenger."The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger, "What would you want to talk about?"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or noHeaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly."OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you aquestion first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, buta horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinksabout it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discusswhy there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when youdon't know shit
Blond Jokes
Meteor Crater As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep." From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!" Blonde Arithmetic A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blon
Blond Jokes
Blonded
Blonde Jokes
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?  Wave to her .  How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?  Shine a torch in her ears .  How do you drown a blond?  Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool .  What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?  Locking the car door .  Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?  They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out .  What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?  One's a phony buck.  How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?  The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard .  How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?  Flattered .  Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?  Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat .  What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?  One that never misses a period .  What is every blonde's ambition in life?  To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.  What can save a dying blonde?  Hair
Blondfunanyone
Blondfunanyone
Blood Flows Warm And Is Best Served That Way!
I am Tantalizingdeath AKA DJ Tantalizing, I am here to meet real people. I am not here to prove to you how much of a woman I am or can be. If I choose to let you inside that is a chose I make freely. I also did not come here for CyberSex. I can get real sex and I know it. All I have to do is go down to the local College bar wear a short shirt no panties high- heals and a shirt that wouldn't cover my infants backside. And wow you'll be amazed at how much free booze and dick I can get. I am a flirt. I enjoy entising each listener I get pure delight in teasing each one every time I sign on at Temptation~X Radio. So if you enjoy a friend who is more then just the titties and ass nature handed her then lets chat, lets be friends, hell lets be real. Peace, Love, and Kisses You may have noticed on my page there is a link to a web cam. You also may be saying damn that thing doesn't work. Well it is not that it doesnt work but that I turn it on when I at differant imes through out the
Blood & The Gift Of Life
It is the essence of life. Life's being. Without it Life ceases to exist. I crave it. I have the Thirst for it. To Quench it is invevitable. The desire to live or die. I offer u the Gift of Life. Take it or Leave it. Immortality shall have its way one way or another.
Blood On The Moon: A Novel
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from Bella :)) 1. I think that snakes are one of the most gorgeous creatures on this earth and I would maim/torture to get a pet black mamba. 2. I'm going out with a rugby player who is deathly afraid of cats stalking him at night. (trust me, you don't want to know.) 3. I will eat mostly anything and everything, except for spiders and rabbits. 4. My dad was in Vietnam during the war, as a sailor on a cargo ship. 5. My aim in life is to make pictures with soul. 6. If I couldn't write I'd wither away and dessicate. 7. My secret aim in life is to be a ballerina by day and assassin by night. 8. I don't believe in the lottery.
Bloody Hand
i got shot in the hand by a 22 rifel about 100yards away. i still have the bullet in my hand. i wouldnt have this in my hand if it wasnt for my friend X . a
Blood Of Expressions
A strong woman is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter. She is not afraid to be afraid. A strong woman is both soft and powerful. She takes compliments to heart and treats herself like the queen that she is. A strong woman is equally visionary and decisive. She is able to hope when things look hopeless. She is both practical and spiritual. A strong woman in her essence is a gift to all the world. -Every moment I look @ you I try so hard not to view you as a piece of meat or a sexual object; but yet I do against my inner will, is it the price to pay for being a man?- -The will to fight the urge seems weak and sometimes pointless; but the morals within my soul keeps me strong and focused- -For my spirit is separate from my body and it's pure and it's the core of who I am; it only wants to do good and thats all it knows- - but the body is tainted and full of false desires and illusions- -Sh
The Blood Is The Life
The world exists in two forms of order. The natural, or coincidental order, that which is defined and restricted by the laws of science, laws which give little under variation of circumstance, which are rigid and strict, such as the law of conservation of energy. All energy lasts forever, it merely changes form when necessary or allowable. All energy is capable of acting on and joining with other energy to aid in change and adaptation. Change is natural and inevitable, due to existence not being uniform. The other form of order is the affected or complimentary order these are the laws of nature that are not uniform within all circumstances. These kinds of order can be affected by beings and energies by exerting their will to change the circumstances. This being the basis for magickal working, focusing the will to achieve an end outside of the limits of ordinary function. Within these orders exists the fundamental energy. All knowledge and will is contained within this energ
Bloodhound Gang
Blooooooooooooog
Alright, since life is absolutely pissing me off at the moment, I've decided I might as well give this blogging shit a try. Today was so horrible, that I'm having a hard time even typing right now without breaking the keyboard upon making spelling mistakes. I'm just reaching the end of my lines. I am a VERY understanding, patient guy... But even I have limits. Woke up this morning, and felt a bit ick... No biggie... Then about noon-ish, I started feeling faint. Thankfully, we ended work a little early, and I got to go home an hour and a half earlier than usual. So I came home (a bus, 2 metros, and another bus) feeling like I was about to face plant the whole time. Got home, took a nap to help the feeling pass. Woke up to the sound of my cell receiving a text message. As usual, my hope was that it was from my gf, whome I only get to see on weekends since she's currently 3 hours away on course for another week or so. Well... I'm wishing now that it hadn't been her. To shorten this a
Blood Of An Angel
My wings have a sword through them and my hands and feet are bound. I'm trap in a world of death and pain. Only mine true love can free me and heal me. The darkness surrounds me and I'm all alone here. My blood runs down my pure white wings turning them red. I look around for the person who bound me, and for the person who will free me. Is this it has my life run out of time, Is there someone out there to save me from the death and pain. Can anyone heal me, I'm a angel sent from god to heal his children and to keep them safe from the demons and evil this world has become. Look at me, mine eyes are red and full of hate for the person who holds me here. Can I an angel feel hate, death, and pain.
Bloodz
YO TODAY IS MA 19th BIRTHDAY AND I PARTY HELLA HARD LASTNIGHT FOR THE NEW YEAR WITH MA GURLS BIANCA, DAH'BRITA, KELLA, AND MA BOY ZANE IT'S ALSO HIS 19th BIRTHDAY!!! YO BUT WE GONE GET OUR PARTY ON LATER ON TONIGHT! WE GONE PARTY EVEN HARDER!!! A$HES 2 A$HES DU$T 2 DU$T IN BLOOD WE TRUST. IN CKRABZ WE BUST. IF U KILL A CKRAB YOU WIN A PRIZE IF U KILL A BLOOD YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIE$ AND REMEMBER BLUE BIRD$ CANT FLY DA RED BLOODY HELL 5 POPPIN*6DROPPIN* 5 FLYIN*6DYIN* 5 PIMPIN* 6 LIMPIN* 5 BU"KIN* 6 DU"KIN 5 "KOMAIN* 6 RUNNIN* 5 FLAGGIN* 6 DRAGGIN* 5 RIPPIN* 6 DRIPPIN* LET IT RAIN,LET IT DRIP BU$T A CKRAB IN DA LIP LET IT FALL,LET EM TRIP FLIP DA CLIP AND DROP A CRIP BLOODS ARE RED CKRABS ARE FLUE DIsRE$PECT MY $ET AND WE COMIN FO U
Blood
The lip bruised by love's excess, then kissed for healing and apology, but kissed for sweet salt's taste as well. The blue pulse in the turning wrist, The blue pulse in the elbow's pit, The blue pulse on the neck, The blue pulse in the thigh, in the hollow of the groin: Kissed, each, once and then again. The rose suffusion of blood: a layer of skin below the skin, warm garment of living blood, love's body paint, love's mantle, Kissed again and then once more, with lips that ride the surface of desire like a drifting merlin, riding the body's currents, the wings of desire, the winds of desire. The bleeding chalice of the moon: Kissed lovingly, baptizing love and lover. Love is like wine–good white, good red. Love is like blood–hot, liquid, necessity.
Blooms Of Fall
A Beautifully Distracted Rev's production:){That means I wrote this one with Heather too} He could not hold her So he hugged himself He knew that she Would feel his Embrace Connected by a Lovelight That never dissipates She always kept it Inside her For she is Spring, Full of youthful singing. He is Autumn, With a tune rich in color. She is in the light of life, Though shades of green it maybe, Bubbling with endless energy He is her strength A soul Deeply entrenched But without her Power Existence fails To make sense She steps through May He turns his back on November As they meet in Summer days, Hand in hand they walk They find comfort Deep passions Are created Seasonal twins With different suns Neither can bloom Without the other Or recall a time When they were not Joined But she is Spring with intellectual reason He is Autumn and well seasoned August, though comes too soon He steps back through November, She turns
Bloodingrosehotte
Blood
as the blood runs throw the vaines fealing the blood pump thinking of the knife bracking the skin and watching the blood cover the floor relizeing the pain is leaveing the boody no more pain no more life now whares the fun it that screw that ill bleed but not from the vain pain is my life and i love my life
Blood Rose Soceity
YOUR CHOICE DO WE PROTECT YOU? ...... OR SHOW YOU PURE K.O.P.E KLAN OF PURE EVIL.... ARE YOU WORTHY? COME FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF LET US TEST YOU TIGG IS ON AIR ROCKING THE HOUSE DOWN GET YOUR UR SEXY ASSES IN HERE JUST CLICK ANY PIC Maharet Akasha Founder Blood Rose Society Mistress Raven, Maharet Akasha Founder BRS,Famine of Blood LDC, Catwoman JLM@ CherryTAP November Elder Member of the Blood Rose Society Proud Member of the Blood Rose Society November@ CherryTAP Country Boy Superman Elder Bloode Rose Society Co Founder Justice League Mafia Proud Member of the Blood Rose Society November@ CherryTAP Weaver Weaver@ CherryTAP Bi Curuios Babe the bi-curious babe@ CherryTAP Akasha Maharet
Bloody's Musings
Bloody Hell! ! ! !
Bloody's Private World
Bloodletting!
i just got hit up with a cherry tap survey...after I fill out the enrty form, can anyone tell me how long it takes fro the actual survey to load...because it's alreday been 20 minute since i signed up! grrr!! a little hung...just gonna rate today until typing doesn't hurt my head....gonna get some comfort food...bbl for anyone reading these, i want to apologize to my friends, family, or lovers for not being on yahoo, aim, etc...i just need a rest from that stuff right now! I am also presently trying to find work, and its really kicking my ass...so please forgive me...I am just menatally exhausted... I am also training at a gondola service now too, and my muscles feel like they've been in a bar fight! speaking of which...I have to go there right now. have a great day everyone....!
Bloods Offensive?
wtf? since when is blood offensive? i realize its not for everyone but i for one am much more offended by all the religious shit on alot of ppls pages.. if my pics with tits and ass dont get NSFW'd then why do all the ones with the shit i love get tagged by some idiot that prolly wants a razor so bad they can taste it? i find it offensive that some asshole is running amok with an itchy trigger finger and an eye for my profile.. i am what i am and ill continue to be.. mark all the pics you want ill keep finding more and posting them..
Blood On The Knife
Your love is like a noose, Wrapped around my neck and could kill me at anytime, So let me jump and let this love strangle my mind, Its like im living a nightmare and love is the worse enemy, The worse thing i could've ever done is let your love into me, Its like im at a funeral with a priest and my family and flower baskets, But im not there oh wait im in the casket, My body and mind is dead my soul remains alive, Longing for love but my heart has been cut as if with knives, So my soul wanders the earth looking for someone to pull the knives out, I met a girl and she was what i made my whole life about, I got burned and just added another knife to the collection, All i want is someone to show me some affection without the recollection of an imperfection, Giving your heart to someone is rolling the dice, It could give you everything you've ever wanted or ruin your life, Love is doing whatevers neccessary, Even if your shovel
Bloopers
Bloodstains
Light along the steel arc Red and black to silver heart It may not be painting or verse But this knife of mine is art. I'd use this one, but I'm not sure the stuff I usually write in my blogs is what they want to be posted here. If anyone here on cherryTAP is actually interested in reading a blog of mine, here are mine, in order of frequency updated: dacnomaniac.livejournal.com thrillkiller.insanejournal.com intoothandclaw.greatestjournal.com I'm also RedFeral on IMVU and Blood in the Fog on AIM.
Blood
You scored as Vampire. You are a straight up! Vampire Your hobbies may include drinking the blood of innocents...or not so innocents. You tend to shy away from crosses. Your bed is a coffin with the dirt from your homeland inside. The light is your enemy, and will destroy you should you be lured into its trap. Garlic is not your favorite spice in the kitchen, though it does make for a very nice weapon along with the holy water you stole from that priest awhile back...Just watch your back you never know who might be lurking in a dark alley!Vampire100%You are a Vampiric Elf!67%Fallen Angel58%You are a Demon58%Black Witch42%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth95%Rocker, Mosher40%Trendy
A Bloody Poem
every cut deeper then the last blood flows down my hand i watch it drip on the floor when this be my last night or will there be another day in mizery why cant i just cut deep enough to cut a vain slit it right in two be the end end this pain end my worries end my torment end my life im diffrent in everyway my mind is stuck in sadness my heart broken to many times the scars run deep my soul torn im no one a no body a waste of air im just one of the lost ones stuck here wandering the earth with my i's closed i cant see i can only feel this pain im blind can u show me where to go or will u just watch me run into walls watch me burn grab a razor make a fist watch ur pain flow out of ur wrist pain and sorrow all in one fuck the razor grab the gun i give u my heart and u throw it away i tell u im ur's and u dont respond im here now what r u gonna do just leave me here alone by myself crying mu heart bleeds for u can u heal my wounds why does it hurt so bad when i know it will never be
Bloodflowers
A shadow perched on the rooftop of the building above, watching all the people like insects below, all dressed for the drama that was Saturday night in Deep Ellum. Yet the attention of this predator was only on one- and when her scent wafted through the cool September air, he made his way below, effortlessly leaping down and across buildings to the streets, crimson eyes glowing. Leighondra walked out of the Galaxy Club out onto the busy sidewalk of Deep Ellum, lighting a cigarette as she walked to the next club, the next gig. She lived for the weekends when she could prowl the clubs, dancing, drinking in the music that was her addiction. The thick soles of her boots made her stride silent, purposeful- her mother often accused her of walking like a football player. Leighondra felt she simply walked- efficiently. Suddenly, her senses tingled, the hair standing on the back of her neck. She looked in front of her to see a shadow come from the alleyway, mingling with the crowd. The m
Bloody Amateurs...
I received an e-flier last night for a gig my band is playing this Thursday. You can see it amongst my photos. I was a bit surprised to see that we were listed as Terminal Heads, for a couple of reasons - we're not Terminal Heads (we're Terminal Decline), and three of us were never in Terminal Heads (and Gonk, who was their bass player - in the 90s - plays guitar with us). We don't even play any of their stuff. I hopped over to the website for the venue, to find a billing that reads: 'Terminal Heads: The long-awaited return of South London/ Gravesend's ground-shaking "77" punk rockers.' Sounds lovely, but I suspect there are going to be a few very disappointed punters come Thursday. We're the wrong band, and we're shite. No pressure, and all that. Marky Ramone is supposed to be DJing there in a few weeks' time - bet it turns out to be 'Diddy' David Hamilton instead. What's ironic about the whole thing is that we're supporting P.A.I.N. (stands for Propaganda And Inf
The Blood Of Kindred
Well I'm feeling better now just I still feel abit "unfinished" donno why but I'll find out before the nights over. That's all I gotta say. that's all...just....hi lol
Blood N Gore
Blood On My Hands...
blood on my hands... my dress covered in the ink of the flesh like a coloring book, white was the fabric i wore on this judgement day not long i took. my eyes would gaze in wickedness and sympathy on this heart, my concious of butterflies fly around my psycho spirit to depart. i went totally insane on the carcass aside of me on my romantic madness, hearing my memory begins the ripping and tearing asking for forgiveness. i dare to destroy an innocent who i knew in childhood like glass, screaming and gasping insanity to ashes and dusts for it all to pass. my hands are what did god's power to take a wonderful life, my hands can do the magic even the devil can't with a knife. the blood on my hands... they did it all. Mood:fucked up Music:sleepwalk - Jessicka
Bloodletting (redux)
Why am I angry? Do I stop my anger? Same question! My anger anchors me to my past hpoelessly Is my past all anger? Do I let my anger go? If I don't My anger will cannibalize me and I wil die lonely alone And my life past will be one giant regret Don't die that way! I have too much that is good inside me to waste to waste away... unknown unremembered unloved unloving unkind unhappy I don't want to die I don't want to die unhappy I want my child to die a child scorpionfish c. 12/21/01 i have found my special someone. on here...i cant live without her...so Almost slipped my mind to say something...the 4th of July was my cats (Fairuz) 11th birthday! If you allwould like stop by and wish him well...and I'l pass the wishes on to him! Happy Birthday Fairuz...Best Wishes My little Buddy!
Blooooog
I am still trying to figure this site out! I hope no one who request me gets offended when I don't accept. I like to know who I am friends with and who I am taalking to!!!
Blood & Trust.
give me some religion pass the wine 'cause this time I can't hold it in like I always did give me some more TV make it loud, make believe I've a desperate need for some company attention this is not a test help me get this moving target off my chest from my closest friends save me from this hopelessness talk some sense into this head I'll stop this endless S.O.S. treading water with weights around my neck a shipwreck of reckless accidents overboard and I'm about to quit head first and dive in this deep end abandon ship 'cause it's sinking way too quick give me some forgiveness and I'll try 'cause this time if I pull the pin I'll be blown to bits give me some more music I'll sit and read the lyrics like a bible, a gospel, a sing-along attention this is not a test swim to shore before unconsciousness my hands feel like they’re made of bricks save me from my recklessness talk some sense into this head I'll stop this endless S.O.S. treading water with
The Blood Rose
o the roses o there was single red rose o in the guarden with the morgning dew falling off of the rose peddles o on to the ground of the grass o the sunlight shine on the rose to give it some light o it only bud but what such beautyful flowers o exspecialy this one o the rain gives it water to make it grow o i brought a special vase for it o so i also grew some black roses o two of my fav flowers o then has iwatched themspring up and blooming o the never look so lovely o so i picked them and took them in my house o of darkness and put them in my vase o done by ladydespair09
Bloody Hell
ok so bored... waiting for russ! hurry the hell up russ LOL. and if catch ya talking to any other girls, ill cut ur cock off LOL JK...sort of!
Blood & Thunder
THE SCUM MANIFESTO by Valerie Solanas Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex. It is now technically possible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the y(male) gene is an incomplete x(female) gene, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. As emotions themselves are the symptoms of a crippling disease I think it i
Blood & Thunder
If I encounter yet another fucking bouncer I swear to god I'm going to bitch slap him into next week. Yes, that would be extrememly camp, but I'm sure he'd get the message... If anybody sends me another one of these stupid fucking things (shown below) I shall do things to them that I dare not describe! To anybody who keeps these chain things going: stop fiddling with your genitals and acquire a few more brain cells... _________________________________________________ Because You're So Sexy FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... If nothing else something to giggle about...have a great day! YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At le
Blood Sucker
Bloody Parade
Kids can be so damn annoying! I hate them. My siblings are an example of annoying kids. They are 19 and 16 and still annoy the crap out of me. If they decided to go away for like a couple of days, omg that would be the day! Just last week, we were going to watch Ghost Whisperer and they both hogged the couch. I was like wtf! My mom and I need a place to sit! We dont want to sit on the hard floor and have our asses be numb. I went into the kitchen and signaled to my mom that we dont have a place to sit. They automatically thought that I went to go and tell on them. My mom told them to give us some room and they both got so pissed off. For something little like this! Give me a break. My sis went on the floor and laid there and my bro used the tv in the kitchen. Omg!!!!! They are soooooo delicate!!! Arrrgggghhhh! I just wanted to slap them! Geez, I dont know if anyone has friends or siblings like this, but to make a big deal over nothing....omg!!! Stupid. That's all I got to say. I witnes
Blood For Oil!
Blood Bound
My strong blood awakes you You crave for more, but I wouldn’t let you Me first I say, and you comply As I start liking down your neck I hear soft moans of pleasure I taste yours liquid soul, and you’re in agony My love for you just grows as you embrace my deadly kiss My lust for love, my craves for blood Be mine forever Your soft lips are moaning louder And I bring pleasure and pain together
The Blood Pool
http://fubar.com/army_chick_shelia My ex invited me to this awesome site which I've become uber addicted to but after awhile she got bitchy and harassing. Threatened to get my account disabled because I "didn't have permission" to upload pictures of US even though I'm in them and 95% of them I took. During that spirt of harassment I blocked her. Since then she's been sending the majority of Mistr3ss's House of Pain members to rate everything I have on here a "1", send harassing/rude/hateful/threatening messages, and it's just been a complete nightmare. We made peace that lasted a few days but she's up to her psychopathic harassment again and even has added fuStalking to the list of her abilities (I'm assuming she has at least one fake account as my friend and I really don't want to get paranoid and delete every single one of y'all just because she's literally insane.) Anyways, I think it's time for me to stop taking her shit and start dishing it out. I humbly come beginning
Bloom
As I look at you You ponder at me No words are needed Our heart and soul Seem to know What our lips fear to say What makes us stop Fear of the unknown Maybe its our wounded hearts Which we fear may bloom To fall uncontrollable To be loved unlimited Is this to fear??? My heart pounds The more you smile Our arms clasp one another As our lips give in
Bloopers
Blood Shed
in America Islamic Way
Bloodlust
i can taste your blood on my lips. so sweet, like pure sugar. my taste buds in a frenzy, wanting more. have to pace myself, for this bloodlust i do adore. your sweetness like a drug to me. never more than enough. this now i see.like water in a tub, in your loving essence i do bathe. have to be careful, for this bloodlust i do so adore. so intoxicating, for that brief moment. as light as a feather. suckin on your essence, your life couldnt make me any deader. have to take my time, dont want to lose you. for this bloodlust i do so adore. your sweets drippin off my chin. carefulluy i wipe it with my finger. my tongue slowly lickin, cleaning. again in a frenzy, have to beware, for you i dont wish to scare.have to watch myself, your taste so divine. this bloodlust i do so adore. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! lost control, fuckin come here!!!!! your sweetness has me, i need more. ;) careful. Richard 'Kindred @ Broken Heart' 6 Dec 7
Blood Filled Eyes
Rivers of blood flow from my eyes So many have i claimed My soul lost to the winds Never for me to reclaim Comfort comes only from the agony of my victims Whose lifeless eyes stare into my dreams Death would be my ultimate victory But how does one who cannot die be victorious Maybe life holds the key to death But if it does it hides it eternally from me. dpw 12/99
Blood And Chocalate
I am up early, and I was thinking, Hmmm the taste of pure light, and empowerment. I am sanguine for thoughs of you that do not know me. I love the taste of flesh, and the dribble of blood. I live on it. Yes I know I will get some heads turned, but that is how I am. Interesting, and never boring. Ha, at least I try. Anyhoo, I was just thinking about something that would make me smile, and well my nature caught my mind. To find a donor, is quite hard. So one day I will make that bond. I find in blood letting that one can fully explore the other. I am true to my nature, and if that bothers you then I understand. Go hang out were it is safer, if not I would love to say hello. I am a very loving creature, yet I find that I can also be dangerous. (Smiles)....well I had better get ready for bed. I look forward to hearing from everyone. Sleep well.
Blood
BLOOD A Kiss I Am Cold Close Your Eyes Give Me Your Soul For... Your BLOOD For... The Heat For... Your Heart For... The Beat Shades Of Warmth Become A Junkie's Bonfire Fix And The Heart It Clings Like Death To Taste Your Neck My Heart Is An Angry Fist That Seethes And Rages Against Its Cage Sense Your Heat Hide Thy Glow Black Silk Feast A Burning Rose Turn Away Let Me Go Turn Away From Me Let Me Go Drawn And Chased Through The Maze Crazed Dreams Dreams Of Pain A Kiss I Am Cold Close Your Eyes Give Me Your Soul Drink Your Life From A Glass Drunk On Love Alive At Last Caress Or Razor It's Gone So Fast Caress Or Razor Still It's Gone So Fast I Am Trembling My Hand On The Door It Is My Secret I Can Take This No More Desire You turn me on Your BLOOD my ecstasy Desire Don't try to run Your pain my fantasy The pain, the fear Your hell is here Your grave, my dear Your death is near Desire ..... Suck On This!!!
The Bloody Blog
Now Available for Pre-Order! Who Wants Some of Wrath's Sloppy Seconds? Who wouldn't? Each year at the World Horror Convention, the most anticipated event is the Gross-Out Contest, where authors stand up in front of everyone and deliver some of the most disturbing, gut-wrenching tales anyone has ever heard. Wrath James White's stories are among the best of them. Now, we present his stories for the first time in print - uncut. Here are his four stories from previous years, as well as his entry for the 2008 WHC. But there's more! We have a bonus story that is "one of the most grotesque and horrific murder/rape/revenge stories I have ever written." Mark McLaughlin provided the cover art in addition to a hilarious introduction. Approximately 35 pages 6 X 9 Chapbook http://www.skullvines.com/main/page_bookstore.html
Blood Thirsty Hooligans
Blood On The Mat
here is our north-south to that which you will stop. here are our strikes– no knockouts – shoot and mount. here is our cut perfectly contained for you. we hold guard cradled clinch. our takedown hurts your sprawl. Yet you stand-up. while we ground and pound. here is our submission – your slam.
Blood Tie
this is an awesome book written by my friend Stephanie i was given the privilege of reading it as it was being written. Click the banner below to check it out. Check out her blog to read the first chapter
Bloody Bobble Hats N Old Women
! F*uking bobble hats,n old women ! do i look the type to wear a f*cking bobble hat?. me neighbours been in with a bag of old f*cking crud, sorting out she calls it, palming off your old sh*t i call it. she's f*cking sitting there bringing all this old tat out one by one, expecting me to be p*ssing meself with exitement. you've seen nowt f*cking like it, long johns, socks, braces and her f*cking old underware,(as if i would ware bitch's underware)(is she trying to tell me something) then she gets it out, the f*cking bobble hat!!. "that better f*cking not be for me" i said, "i made it for you especially, cause i know you like black" she says, now fair enough i know she's senile, but i've told her straight, if she ever darkens me door with a hat like that again, i'm gonna tell her family she's hoovering the grass and get her f*cking sectioned!!.
"blood, Sweat, And Tears"
Each drop of blood that hits the ground, strengthens his reserve. Every time a drop falls, he pushes harder. No time or point in stopping. His partner won't stop, so neither will he. His blood goes into this sport he loves, his pain along with it. The sweat is enveloping him. All of his clothes stained and weighed down with it. His whole body's wet, and warm, his breaths are shallow and rushed. Each new drip that goes down his face, brings him closer to his goal. Each drip is added together to make his weight. No time or point in stopping. His partner won't stop, so neither will he. Sweat is a part of this sport, and a part of him. His tears slowly roll, down his face onto the mat. As he looks his opponent in the face, both bleeding, sweating, and ready to drop. Neither had given up, it was a fight until the end. He looks up to his parents in the crowd, sitting where he knew they would be. He looks to the fans, the coaches, and his team mates. A tear
Blood And Tears
Blood and tears Blood and tears Since you've been gone I hear you've been crying Blood and tears All alone In your misery So alone Could you have Been deceived Since I've been gone I hear you been crying You cry a thousand tears Darling don't despair I know your heart still bleeds Darling don't you care There's blood in your tears All alone In your misery So All alone You are lost Endlessly Since you've been gone I hear you been crying You cry a thousand tears Darling don't despair I know your heart still bleeds Darling don't you care You cry a thousand tears Darling don't despair I know your heart still bleeds Darling don't you care There's blood in your tears Yea, you cry a thousand tears Darling don't despair I know your heart still bleeds Darling don't you care Yea, you cry a thousand tears Darling don't despair I know your heart still bleeds Darling don't you care There's blood in your tears There's blood in your tears Bl
Blood And Ashes
Blood Pressure Rising
ok so im sitting here and my mind is racing, worryed about how the boys r going to be affected. He is getting out tonight and i dont even know when to expect him to be coming to see the boys. dont know if he is going to be living in rome or utica. i dont know if i should let him take them for a walk or make sure that i am around at all times...Im going crazy right about now... i just dont know what to exspect from him... woundering if i should beleave him when he said he was going to be getting help for his "Problems", I have heard it all before, he is two diffrent ppl. one person while he is locked up and a total diffrent one when he is out.I'm just glad that the marrage is over and he is not my problem anymore. All i have to do is focus all my enery into the boys. Thats fine with me...I just dont want the boys to get hurt, by him being in and out of there life. Its just tearing my heart apart having to pick them up when he has let them down for so long....their not babys anymore
Blood On The Moon
Blood on the moon and on your hands, Trouble on its way tonight, A party, a kiss, a broken dream, What a lovely, lonely night. Lovers intertwined, a sickening view, The calm before the storm breaks, My hands trace me swollen lips, And then my whole body shakes. I walk with my shadow, hand in hand I feel the darkness ease my pain, I hear echoes of your laughter, How quickly love makes you insane. Are you watching this moon too? As she lies on your bed? Funny how when you close your eyes, It's me you see instead. Friendships shouldn't be broken, Love should last above all, But what if the one that trips you, Only watches you fall? I walk alone amongst lovers, A freak amongst the rest, Am I damaged enough for you now? Did I pass the test? When you finally miss me, I hope you've memorized my face, It's your turn to reach out to me, And feel only empty space. Blood on the moon and on your hands, Trouble on its way tonight, I sit alone, small, tain
Bloooogers
so I have been gone, and for very good reasons I choose not to discuss as for they make me sad. So much has happend to me that i feel like im a diffrent person now.    Shit is and will always be the same but i will break out and keep going. but shit really the only thing on my mind is my friends.. I miss them all i think about going back. back to see it all again.  see your smile listen to you laugh.  it would always make me smile. I cant stop thinking that iv lost it all I cant control this emotion.
Blood
Blood drips from my finger's tips, as an ice cold breath leaves my lips. Stiffness has crepe into my joints, my mind is dull and without resolve. Life has no meaning without Death, and death is just an open doorway. To step inside is only the beginning, what awaits is not for the living to know. I have looked into that door, and have seen what is to come. Fear of the unknown, is only for those who do not know. Come walk with me inside this show, take my hand if you still fear. For death is only a beginning, not the eternal end. Come lay your worries upon my shoulder, and walk with me and be a little bolder. For life in this world is nothing but cold, and I weep for all my children, as I grow old
Blood, Revisited
Blood drips from my finger's tips, as an ice cold breath leaves my lips. Stiffness has crepe into my joints, my mind is dull and without resolve. Life has no meaning without Death, and death is just an open doorway. To step inside is only the beginning, what awaits is not for the living to know. I have looked into that door, and have seen what is to come. Fear of the unknown, is only for those who do not know. Come walk with me inside this show, take my hand if you still fear. For death is only a beginning, not the eternal end. Come lay your worries upon my shoulder, and walk with me and be a little bolder. For life in this world is nothing but cold, and I weep for all my children, as I grow old. A poem for my love I will never see. Those with power have broken my spirit. Depression takes on many forms. I am so depressed now. I don't know what to do. My business is going great but my love life sucks. Without love is life worth living. A question to ponder, while wr
Blood
As I walked into the club this evening, a new face caught my eye. On the stage was a picture of desire, a woman out of a memory. She wore a red silk g-string, black leather knee high boots, and nothing else. Cassandra was her name, and tonight was her first night. She strode across the stage, drawing her patrons in with subtle movements of her hips, and long, gorgeous legs. Her smile was both mischievious and flirtatious. Her small waist was covered in pentagrams and cryptic designs. Her breasts rode high on her chest, perky and attention getting, with a chain connecting her nipples thru her piercings. It was her eyes however that caught my attention, her dark brown eyes, as if she sensed my presence... I motioned the bartender and entered my private suite. As she entered, I could sense her curiousity. As she came to the center of the room, I flicked my wrist, lighting several dozen candles instantly. She appeared shaken, but seeing me sitting before her, seemed to calm her. I asked
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I WANNA BE OWNED BY A BBW GODDESS
The Blood
Blood Sweat And Tears
  Surrounded by four walls. The smelling of burning flesh is choking them. The smoke and dust is blinding them. Where are they? What will happen?   A day going by and nothing but more torture happens. Beating until skin has gone black, Not eating anything. New friends and family members disappearing as each few hours passed. Go finally for a shower and to never return.   Weeks have passed and feeling very lucky. Bodies turning into skeletons; seeing every bone and muscle, Trying to rip through passed the skin. No longer hungry, No longer tired. Just the happiness of living is all they need.   Months have passed. Only one is left, that came in the beginning. Happiness is gone. Sadness never came. Numbness is filling their soul. Burning flesh and ash is comforting. The wanting of a shower becomes more desperate.   Time has passed, How much is irrelevant. Pleading for a shower to end this madness. They accepted and dragged him in with the others.   Doors a
Blood Of The Night
  Now Hiring DJ'S PLEASE COME IN TODAY TO FILL Out A APPLICATION!!!!! Come by and say Hi!! While your there please join our family! We Love New Friends!     We are waiting for you to become our newest Disciple!! BLOOD OF THE NIGHT IS IN NEED OF ALL STAFF POSITIONS ARE AS FOLLOWED DJ'S: Using the SAMS Broadcast software, play music through the lounge to entertain the listeners. Greeter: While in the lounge, actively engage people as they enter, and continue to make everyone feel welcome and a part of the family while also trying to get vis
Blood Milk Sky
Whether to be agreat cagey perfumedbeastdying under thesweet patronageof Kings& exist like luxuriantflowers beneath theemblems of theirStrange empireor by mere insouciantfaithslap them, call their cardsspit on fate & cast hellto flames in usuryby dying, noblywe could exist likeinnocent trollspropogate our revels& give the finger to thegods in our privatebedroomslet's rather, maybe,perhaps,get fucking out inthe open, & byswelling, jubilantlyMagnificently, end them. Jim Morrison "Blood, Milk, And Sky" The siren sings a Lonely song of all the Wants and hungers The lust of love a brute Desire - the ledge of life Goes under - Divide the Dream into the fleshKaleidoscope and -Candle eyes - Empty Winds scrape on the Soul - but never stop To realize -Animal whisperingsIntoxicate the nightHypnotize the deperateSlow motion light - Wash Away into the rainBlood, milk and skyHollow moons illuminateAnd beauty never diesRunning wild running blindI breathe the body deep1,000 years beside myselfI do
Bloodlust's Blog
Disclaimer: Wrote this poem today at the library, had to get a lot off of my head. Your mind fills up with your delusions And your body aches with painful contusions I attempt sincerely to tell you the truth For it is your belligerent manner I try to soothe I long to stare into your vampiric eyes For they have me physically tantalized It is said that the eyes are the windows to the soul Gazing into yours makes me feel whole I cannot deny the lustful feelings I have towards you But it serves me no purpose when you don't feel them, too When it feels that my love is not reciprocated My heavy heart feels completely annihilated So many thoughts, a total juxtaposition When you say you feel the same, I blame inebriation I know how much alcohol is swishing in your veins I want to slow you down, but I can't find the reins I have dreamt of this one moment for so long But now that it's here, it feels completely wrong You must know my feelings, deep inside These are the feeling
Blood, Death, Gore
You lay on the floor drenched in blood, my hands full of what was your heart, I can still hear your screaming for me to stop, what can be done? My deed is now done, nothing but silence now. You can't tell me to stop, can't tell me I'm worthless, can't tell me I'm fat. You can't do anything now, nothing but lay there in silence. Oh what a smile I have. I can no longer hear you bitching and whining. I can do what I want, what I need to do. You can't stop me now grandma. As I hold your bleeding heart, I can still hear it pounding in your chest. I take that heart and I cut into little pieces and shove it down your throat. I hide your body out the chimney stack. I laugh and drive a steak in your head. As I burn the last pieces of you, I think of what you have done to ruin my life. You worthless piece, I hate you forever more. You are nothing to me anymore. Goodbye grandma. (Sorry about language, tried to keep it as clean as I could)
Bloodtear Darkness
"Then leave," - will this forever beThe answer you provide to meFor every difficulty I faceWithin the warmth of your embrace?  So tell me, where am I to go?  Whether the tide is high or low, You're tattooed upon my heart, Your face imprinted on each cardWithin my hands.  A silver cord Connects us, and a mere discordWill not erase that one connection, My memories or my affection. I stood beside you for two years, Through disappointment, sorrow, tears, As both your lover and best friend, I'll be with you to bitter end. You are the star that lights my night, You are the sky when I take flight, You are my darkness and my laughter, All things between and thereafter.  No matter what you do or say, I love you and I'm here to stay.
Blood Spills
We all think that when we live the life of a liar that we will never be affected. The one that starts a lie is the one that trys to Spill the Blood of the innocent. The innocent is the one that lives a life of grace, honesty, and devotion. What fun is it to live such a boring life. I live for the fun in making your life miserable. The one that has made me into the mass of destruction. The one that has made me into a Living Dead Doll. The dead only has one wish to see the wicked be punished for the crimes that they committed. Our lives are made by the actions we do to others. They will never end and they we never subside. So that is why to end this life you have made for your self pray for the forgiveness of the dead to have mercy on your soul. Once you leave here you will be tormented for eternity.  Living the lie of lies over and over again.  So i raise my glass to the ones that have always stood in the shadows. Because they are the ones that have never spilled the blood
Blood Drained
my warm blood drained from my body as he sunk his teeth into my silk flesh,i felt so alive, as if i could fly the full moon shined brightly into his dark eyes. a drop of blood dripped from his lips and he smiled gently as life surged through me. he rescued me from the heavens above and lead me to the portal to hell, he said be my significant other my sweet dark angel of mine we will go far with sweet devotion and time. i would love to cuddle with you on the mist of the night dew, no one makes me feel the way you do, i will watch over you as you sleep calling out your name, cloaked in darkness and despair their life, an ageless affair they wait. destiny on pause, hunting for you, sharpening their claws, their teeth, sharp pointed, their eyes glarring, their mouth silent. you read their kindness, of their love and despair, while they will hunt you,laughing , you never knew that they were there, watching through the windows, as your obsession grows, of love and mystery.
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If you live in north central Ohio and you know of someone interested in cats. Check out our free kitties page....:) http://home.roadrunner.com/~blort/cathouse.htm You all know what the swastika is...right? that symbol of hate and death that Hitler used to enslave and kill millions. But guess what...IT EXISTED 3,000 YEARS BEFORE THE NAZI'S USED IT!! It pre dates the egyptian Ankh as a symbol. The very word swastika is from the Sumarian for cripe sake! It means Good health and happiness and is used in many cultures as a GOOD Sun symbol. So the next time you see either a clockwise or counter-clockwise swastika being used by a native culture or a hindu holy man and yes even us witches....please don't show your ignorance by yelling NAZI at us....we're not. After much soul searching and divination with my ancestors, I realized tonight that Wicca is not my destined path. I am tonight passing from Wicca to Traditional Witch. Gone is the pantheon of deities leaving the true va
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Blowjob Ettiquette (by A Female)
dy: Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, d
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Let me first start by saying that the main reason I love giving head is b/c: 1.) I know I'm good at it & 2.) I love pleasing my man. With that said, let me say that I have always been a natural at it. The first guy I ever gave head told me I was the best he'd ever had. However when I first started (when I was 13) I used to hate doin it. I did it when my man asked me to, but only to make him happy. Since that time, I have grown up a lot. I must say that, although I was great when I first started, I am even better now, and here's what made the difference. B/c I hated doin it in the beginning, I used to try to hurry up and make him cum so I could be done. Now I don't know what made me go from hating it to loving it, but I do know that when you enjoy giving your man head, it's going to be better for him. Now that I enjoy it...I don't try to rush thru it..I take my time..taste every inch of it..look into his eyes and make sure he is watching me enjoy that dick. I prolong this a
Blowing Off Steam.......
Ok, I have already blogged MySpace about this. I don't want to offend anyone here but just hear me out. I am a member of both MySpace and of The LC and I am very happy with both. I have certain family members that are not nearly old enough to join LC yet, and live out of state that is how I keep in contact. And other older people who are quite frankly offended by nude pics and such so have no interest in joining. I know that MySpace is slow and is not as much fun as LC but it is alot more private for my family and personal friends. I'm not trying to piss anyone off or offend anyone this is just my personal opinion and I will not take any offence to any comments left here. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Blowing Kisses
Blowing Kisses Sitting here on a sandy shore Watching as the seagulls soar I blow kisses in the wind I watch them slowly as they descend I look out into the sea Wondering when you'll be with me I sit alone on this beach You are just so far out of reach I want to kiss you, oh so much I long to let you feel my touch The sky is painted with oranges and pinks I watch the sun as it sinks. Beneath the sea the sun's light melts away Taking what's left of the day As the darkness creeps over the sand I gently raise my hand One last time I place it to my lips I blow the kiss from my fingertips As the night finally is set all around I lift myself from the ground I whisper I love you with all my heart I await the day we are no longer apart.
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Blow Job That Change America
The Blow Job that Changed America by John Bredin (12/13/06) They ought to have a conference on it. America eight years after "that" blow job, given to president Clinton by "that" woman: the one he theatrically denied having sex with in one of the greatest TV moments of all time (finger crooked) -- in my opinion right up there with Elvis shaking his booty on the Ed Sullivan Show. They should invite philosophers, sexologists, historians, and psychologists -- and Bill Clinton too, if he wants to come -- for a panel discussion to plumb fresh meaning and insights, now that sufficient time has passed to allow for reflection, on this most profoundly earthshaking (and American) of all blow jobs. Ah, the miracle that it even happened! Contrary to right wing scolds, those dour descendents of the Puritans whose idea of fun was to grab some marshmallows and roast a frisky woman alive at the stake, desire is -- like duh -- a positive thing. Because we only live once, we're limited to a
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Blowjob Etiquette for Men! 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from
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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the sha
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Blowin Kill
EVERY DAY I WAKE UP N BLOW KILL, I GET HIGH AND WIT MY CUZINS N CHILL. IM NOT EVEN TAKING PILLS, BUT IM STEADY DOING DRILLS. ALEX CANTU IS MY NAME, STAKIN PAPER IS MY GAME. DONT FUCK WIT ME CUZ, ILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FAME.
Blow The Dust Off...
Last year for graduation my boo purchased a super sweet tricked out Singer in my honor knowing my deep weird craft-y desire to sew. (That's admittedly not the weirdest desire I've ever embraced, but I digress ;P) It was taken lovingly from it's box, and placed atop the fridge- where it's nested for 10 monthes. My best intentions were to get just the right book, and teach myself, but alas this lass is diagram deficient. I get agida tring to puzzle 2 dimensional sketches and huff about amid a pile of varied level starter books. I'm not simple, but an admitted hands on learner... (yeah, baby!) Julie from work who I lunch with is uber sweet super crafty momma deluxe. I trekked to her house on Saturday and only got a lil' lost (I always get lost, just sometimes much more than others). She bought a 12 pack of my favorite soda, and we began- She started from the super basics, giving level common sense explanation- she showed me how to set up, problem solve and repair. (She teaches sewing ov
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Blow In My Ear
To quote Goldie Hawn from Laugh-In... Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere.
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Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female,male)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule 3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule 5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to 8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "w
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Blown Away
There is this man who just blows me away. I have been talking to him for a little while and want so much more. I dont even know where this is gonna go but I have high hopes. He is wonderful and amazing. He seems to be everything I want and then some. I just cant seem to get enough of him. When we arent talking I am missing him like crazy. I have never been quiet do blown away so quickly.
Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE (BY A FEMALE) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10
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Guys we need to have a little respect for our ladys and girlfriends. When they are happy we are happy. Please read the following with an open mind. And try to look at it from their point of view.... Blowjob Etiquette 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extensio
Blowjob Etiquette
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus
Blow Job Etiquette
Proper Blow Job Etiquettes: 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? I would especially like to highlight numbers; 8 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. I
Blown Away
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Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair fr
A Blowjob With A Twist
Blow Job With a Twist I wanted to just walk in and force you to your knees. I would already be ready and waiting, you know I don't get things very often. You wouldn't even have time to touch. I would pull down my pants and expect you to go there. To pleasure me with your mouth. To lick and suck so well like you always do. But this time would be different. I would stop you short of finishing me off. I would reach down below, take off your clothes and gently feel your pussy lips. I know how hot you get from getting me off like that. I would then take you and bend you over the table and penetrate you from behind. Today isn't all about sensuality, this is about being hot and taking control, this is about my needs and your needs. And in some little way this is about fulfilling fantasies at the same time. Once we settle in and find the motion that brings us both so much pleasure... I will know when I hit the spot and you bite your bottom lip... the dirty words start to come from your mouth
Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus
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what we need to do is keep going and be strong have faith and you will see that behind every storm there is a beautiful rainbow, dont be so hard on urself and others ,if something dont work out keep on going til it does, not everyone or anything are the same, we are all different and unique and its ashame how people can just be so blinde and not see the good in people no matter what they look like, please people dont judge a book by its cover, because if u do, it will come back at you, cause its like what my name says, what goes around comes arond, is all all about the 8-factor. hello everyone i know hard times comes to everyone at a time in their lives, but everyone handels them differently, but there is no need to end ur life for them, cause problems come and go, if ur one that thinks by running away or keeping by urself or just simply ending urlife is going to solve it!!! well ur mistaken big time, cause the problem will always be there, we need to just get up and fight the big f
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Thank you all for your support with the I understand that one needs to be an oracle and have 25 mil fubucks to submit something for the gift shop. However, this was my gift to fubar and don't care if my name is attached to it in the gift shop. It was fun seeing all your comments. Now we wait to see if fubar will make the add. If not, feel free to copy the link and just post it to your friend's comment. Non the less, it has been my pleasure to provide you with a good
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Blow Pops!
We as people are much like a blow pop.....First when we are born, we are soft, cuddly, very light hearted, easily amused, and very loving to anybody and everybody. Then as we grow and grow we begin to become hard shelled with everybody based on the life experiences each one of us has. We start holding back our love cause someone(s) abuse it, and we cut off the rest of the world to much of our thoughts, desires and passions. We keep a whole world too ourself. Until, somebody comes along and picks us and begins to lick our hard shells and tries to get inside our heart, mind and soul. Then eventually once the right one comes along we let them in to our soft center that we've kept precious too ourself. The hard coated shell is harder on some more so than others. Much like the blowpop where no 2 shells are the same, we each are not the same. Some of us are harder to reach than others. But if you can get to the soft center, then somebody will be telling you " I love you"
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Blows My Mind
I'm a very loyal fan of the High School football team that I attended...I woke up this morning to see this article in our local newspaper...All I can say is "very sad"... Forfeit ELHS football team must give up its two wins this season OHSAA Bylaws Bylaw 11-2-1 - All athletic contests in which ineligible players have participated shall be forfeited Bylaw 4-10-2 - An athlete forfeits amateur status, and thus interscholastic athletic eligibility, if any of the following standards of amateurism are violated: A. Competing for money or other remuneration EAST LIVERPOOL - The Review has learned that the East Liverpool football team will be forced to forfeit all wins collected this season due to a violation of OHSAA bylaw 4-10-2 which refers to the status of high school athletes as amateurs. The ruling - which came in accordance with bylaw 11-2-1 that states all contests in which an ineligible athlete competed must be forfeited - stemmed from coach Pat McNicol's admi
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Blow Job, Is That Politically Correct??
when a woman goes down on a man its called a blow job. lets face it, is there really any blowing going on there, ehhhhhhhhh minimal to none. Lots of sucking, licking, stoking and an occasional spitting. but not much blowing. the whole term blow job is like saying im gonna park my car in the drive way, or im gonna drive my car on the park way, it just doesnt make any sense. i think we should just simply call it a SUCK JOB. may not flow as well as its predesessor . but i think this new no nonsense term makes the self explanitory gesture a better fit, open discussion
Blow Jobs - A Womans View
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit sono, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games im
Blow Jobs - A Mans View
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Make hay when the sun shi
Blowin Me Up..
So.. my super at work blowin me up to the other formen... Tellin them. Don't worry I'll have Ben come clean up your mess.. Alot of the guys I work with are bros. Their gettin mad at me for this shit.. So I ask if your not doing your job is that my fault.. I'm no captin save a hoe.. I'm not gonna cover your ass. I was on a confrence all for 45 min over this shit.. I love my job alot.. my freinds are cool.. they don't feed my kids I do. Should I talk to the super and ask him to stop or have the bros step up and take care of shit?
Blows My Mind
well to start off im frank, im 29 i have my own house, well make that 2 of them, i have a brand new truck, and i pay all my own bills. i am a grown ass man, i am in the army and have been deployed to iraq more then i would of liked to and getting ready to go again, no biggie. but what really chaps my gluttious maximus is how NEEDY people are on here! you can tell someone there pretty thanks for accepting my friend request, you look a little thirsty heres a drink or two, no big deal! but what i have noticed is how flippen needy alot of people are on here!!!! give me this!!! i want that!!! yep! i have some bling i have gifts, not alot but i appreciated everything anyone has given me, i never asked for one thing! but i talk to the people who hook me up with things, i am a genuine real person and i give people respect and attention because they take precious flippin moments out of there lives to say whats up or wish me the best and be safe over the next year while i am gone! if you are fri
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Blowing Off Steam
Okay i am getting so sick of keeping my mouth shut because i dont vote so "my oppionion dont matter" well guess what it matters and im voicing it...... the goverment needs to step up and stop crying like little babies about loseing half the money they earn when they dont have to spend it like we do.... we have to pay for gas food clothes etc... they dont have to pay for any of it, it gets handed to them.... and for goodness sake who in the hell needs a new freaking car every damn year, i sure dont. this is the only reason why the reps wont pass any of the presidants bills... because they dont want to lose half their "glory" money. as for the gas prices rising if they keep rising the economy will be worse off than it was a couple years ago.   and for those who will pm me or post their opionion  about it to me idc what you write i'm speaking the truth
Blowing Off
I doubt that calling this blog blowing off is a good title but it is what it is I can  not stress enough that what I say in my about me is how it is. I am just going to say it straight forward as I always do. I hope I don't hurt any one's feelings by doing this, but it is stressing me out to the max. I have a lot going on in my life as some of you may know. I go to school, I have a son, I also am going through some bad news over my sons father about his health, I am also in a new relationship with this fantastic girl. As some may have noticed I am not here as much, I just put new status's up and approve comments. I can not be in any relationship with anyone else on here, I can not and will not be stressed over what you may or may not feel for me. I have had several wanting to meet  me. Well it is not going to happen. I now cam only with 2 people now, so stop asking me to do so. That is with my fu-hubby or my son when he is @ his fathers. Some people know about some major shit th
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Bls & Doom Crew ~ Faqs!!
From the Mother Chapter... Hey all You Berserker's & Berserkettes!! I would like to take a moment to just to answer a few questions that I get pretty often... I know that there are some old school BLS rockers out there... along with our newest S.D.M.F.'s who may still have a few questions about ZAKK, BLS, COLORS, PATCHES, THE DOOM CREW INC, CHAPTERS... etc. That's Beyond Cool! I get FIRED UP when interest and love is shown for ZAKK & BLS... from all You S.D.M.F. Veterans who have been in the Trenches at all the shows and tours... Picked up the CD and DVD's the day they came out... Have more BLACK & WHITE (BLS) t-shirts than anything else in your closet... Stood in lines to get to meet ZAKK, CRAIG, NICK, and J.D. Beyond Forever!! Thanks for Your True Support! You All are Truly Bad Ass!! But I have just as much Passion for All you New S.D.M.F.'s who get turned on to BLS from a Friend or Family member... or You just happen to have the upmost purest taste in 100[R>Whoop
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Bls Storie..
Ok yall know I love to write stories so here is my bls storie lol..     I am ready to go put some cunts IN THIS RIVER, because they should of killed me when they had the chance. SDMF BLOOD IS THINKER THAN WATER.! If anyone shall ever fuck with the family there is going to be a  SUICIDE MASSIAH. Were never BORN TO LOSE, its a CONCRETE JUNGLE up in this mother fucker. Others should of been STILL BORN because they worship a COUNTERFIT GOD. I am going to take THE BLESSED HELLRIDE to THE HOUSE OF DOOM because i am BOARD TO TEARS. So the moral of this storie is lets FIRE IT UP!!     by dee oct 19 2009..
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The Blue Bell, Asfordby. By Robert Stevenson.
well, don't know much about this one, but. it was a coaching in meny years ago, I know they Written about it in the doom's day book of 1066, 940 year's ago. that's when it got turned into a pub. they write about it being around 400 years b4 that. that is the oldest building in Asfordby. over all it's roughly 1340 years old, that's why it's a dodgy shaped building.
Blue
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
Blueeyeddevil
whats white and round but not always round.
Blue Dragoness's World
I've been having this feeling completely alone, yet in some ways I cherish my own time not having to share it. I share many things with my friends which those I have are amazing. Yet, I can't help but have this empty feeling inside. I fear its comming soon, my destruction. I have pleadged my love for a final time. With all I have held dear in my heart, from the time I was young until now, makes me wonder why is it I still look upon them with inncent eyes. I look out upon the world a lil differently I feel like the prey anymore and they await to leap. All I truly desire is to find that one true connection. Some call it a soul mate, some call it love... all I know is my life somehow will always seem incomplete cause for what I desire may no longer exsist. I hold many dreams in this life and I wish to be strong and independant. Yet I would also love having that one person there to hold me when in need. That one who can bring a smile to my face when the wor
Blueunicorns
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler SoulWhat Kind of Soul Are You? You are charming. You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com kimberly -- [noun]:A master of sexual gratification 'How will you be defined in the sexual dic
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Blue Eyes!!!!
you know this is fore you!!!!! you know who im talkin bout !!!!! Music Video:BEHIND BLUE EYES (by Limp Bizkit)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
The Blue Otter Doodle
I dreamt in black and white sketches Tumbling thoughts, penciled in faces flicker in my minds eye Speckles of laughter fell from the captions on the misty pages of the glancing moment A glimmer of you in the pen and ink The moment the words fell from the wound that bled this night onto me I dreamt in black and white sketches Black and white dreams of you filled my night One falling into another, stumbling slumber swept me away To a black and white night With you.
Blue Eyes!!!!!
Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this- -Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relati
Blue's Clues
Married, single or in a relationship, the stuff we often take for granted is just what we should be grateful for! Food, shelter, health, love, family, friends… As a general rule, no matter how bad things may sometimes seem, we’ve all got a lot for which to be thankful. Here are some of the seemingly small things many women take for granted: Freedom: and I don’t mean this in the political sense we’re always hearing about on the news. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, you have power over the decisions you make. Sometimes they’re harder than others, but the simple truth is that you create your own reality by the choices you make. So if you’re single, choose to make the most of your time with yourself – don’t sit around waiting for a man to complete you – complete yourself and a man to compliment you will come. And if you’re involved, remember who you are independent of your partner. The best way to have a healthy, happy relationship is to be two individuals… you know the
Blue's Thoughts
I don't wanna see your face I don't wanna hear your name I don't wanna thing Just stay away baby Don't wanna know if you're alright Or what you're doin' with your life Don't wanna hear that you'll stay in touch maybe I'll get just fine So if you're goin' then darlin' goodbye, goodbye Don't call me in the middle of the night no more Don't expect me to be there Don't think that it will be the way it was before I'm not over you yet And I don't think I care And I don't want to be your friend I'll forget we ever met I'll forget I ever let Ever let you into this heart of mine baby You just gotta let me be You gotta keep away from me 'cause all I want to be is just free of you baby Don't you come around And say you still care about me Go now, go now Don't call me in the middle of the night... You take it casually, and that's what's killing me I'll get by just fine So if you're goin' then darlin' goodbye, goodbye Don't call me in the middle of the night
Blue 2day :(
Well, I went to the orthopaedist today. Had an xrays done. They didn't show anything. I will go back to Charlottesville for a MRI on the 8th. I am very scared of this as I am very claustrophobic. Plus I will have to take out the remaining body piercings I have. :( I have no clue how I am going to get my triangle out. I may have to go to the piercer for that. I then go back for the results on the 14th. I am in so much pain that is making me sick to my stomach at times. Sometimes I feel as though the doctors think it is all in my head. But my family can tell you I am in severe pain, as I have a high pain tolerance and they haven't seen me this miserable since I was a child with another mysterious illness that was never diagnosed. I have quit my job, because of all of this. I was the only bread winner in the house as most of you know, because of Billy's illness. I feel like I am letting my family down at times. I know that if I don't take care of it now I won't be abl
Blue'e Blog
WELL LADIES,BLUE IS IN THE HOUSE,AND HE I LOOKIN FOR THOSE FREAK'S IN THE SHEET'S.I JUST DON'T WANT TO FUCK!I AM KOOL LIKE THAT AND JUST LETTIN YOU FEMALE'S KNO,NOT A STRING ATTACHED,JUST THE G-ONE THAT I LIKE LICKIN KITTY KAT'S.AND IF YOU NEED HELP WITH IT LET ME KNO,K.DICK ISN'T BAD EITHER,CUM FIND OUT!AND FUCK ALL HATER'S,WHINER'S AND FAKER'S! LOVE YA THE BLUE ONE!
Blue Eyes
|B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| -People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the oppossite. *H . A . Z . E . l*. *E . Y . E . S* -People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chi
Blue Heaven Entertainment Group
LET'S WALK ON THE BEACH ANY WHERE IN THE WORLD ON Nice NIGHT LIKE IS, RIGHT NEXT TO WATER WHEN SUN Going Donw IT TRUN INTO NIGHT WE BE WillTOGETHER SIDE BY SIDE JUST U AND ME! THE BAND PLAYING Greek & Reggea MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG By CANDLES LIGHT ON BEACH WITH MOONLIGHT SKY UpoN US With Sweet Red Wine & Good food On Side ! Song Title: Baby Please Don’t Leave Me Lyrics By: Christopher “Patrick Adamantidis (c) 1992 Christopher Adamantidis “BABY PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME” Chorus: Baby please don’t leave me Please don’t run away from me Nobody loves you like I do Baby please don’t leave me Verse 1: Oh baby can you see, please don’t run away from me I need you in my life, I need you in my life I want you to be mine Because I want you to be my wife Chorus: Verse 2: I dream about all my life So please baby say yes Without you being in my life You’ll be another sad song, so baby stay with me Chorus: (Repeat 2 X) Verse 3: I will love you to the end of
Blue Eyed Angel With Horns
Resistance is futile when lost in the rush passions entwined rapture, breathless and hushed lost in the mixing of your sent with mine your sweet deep kisses are euphoria divine electric intensity at the feel of your touch never has my passion been this much I desire more my thirst yet unquenched I drink in your beauty my lust is drenched in the juices of love shared by the fire two become one in the dance of desire moving to the beat of our quickening pace pressing together as sharing the same space low moans become louder as breathing is intense ecstasy's shudder racks you with waves and suspense as to the coming orgasm you rush to the goal I feel you convulse around my hardness as you loose control I can't wait any more I keep driving hard and fast I need the release I don't know how much longer I can last I feel it coming and it is beyond belief it pounds me with pleasure it brings me relief it just keeps going and going, you feel it I know I can tell by the way
Blue October
Blue Oyster Cult
Blue Eyes
i just thought i would say hi to everyone and say that i'm new to this site and i would like to make new friends and meet new people
Blueeyes
hi ladies my name is blueeyes and im looking for that specail someone that is not in to playing games and wont mess with my head im not in to that so if any of you out are looking for the same thing there hit me up and lets get to know eachother
Blue Rhino Paws
Like mothers milk From mystic breasts The love flows And keeps you Alive You never realize What you’ve spent Until it costs Everything You’ve got Was it worth it Trading sanity For nectar Or were you Just following Erection Thru the channels Of good enough Selection You seek the Pleasure But miss the Passion You never lack Some tenderness But die from Malnutrition
Blue Wolf's Poetry,motivational Messages
Show The World Your Status As A Fellow Poet ! 2007 AWARDS RECEIVED And That's Not All! Sincerely, Nigel Hillary Publisher, Poetry Division - Noble House U.K. Today.. we salute you, Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy(Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy)Ever so diligently, you patrol the internet looking for ways to make everyones life a living hell(Should have been a highschool gym coach)With muscles bigger than beach balls and a blatant, cold-blooded attitude, you really know how to put the 'FU' in FUBAR.(Contests are so lame)Should you pop up once? twice? Or perhaps ten times in a row. Who needs friends, fans, rates, and comments anyway.(Rate me baby!) So crack open an ice cold Budlight, oh connoisseur of the CAPTCHAAnd know that as long as you keep doing your job, we'll keep hating your guts.(Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy) Wednesday, November 7, 2007 Focus If you focus on resentment, you'll create many more things to resent. When you focus on gratit
Bluetooth??
So I got this blue tooth thing or is it bluetooth when i talk on it i know it looks like i'm talkin to myself , I'm ok with that my problem is that I feel like i'm talkin to myself. There is a little voice whispering in my ear saying things and i talk back to it am i the only one this happens to?
The Blues' Brothers' Viedo -soul Man !
Blues' Brothers'- The Real Ones @ Universal Stusios', Where I Use To Work As Spiderman At The 2ns Park Islands' Of Adventure!
The Blues' Brothers' Trailer Movie!
The Blues' Brothers'- Everybody Needs' Somebody! Killer Viedo From The Movie!
The Blues' Brothers' - Jail House Rock Viedo From The Movie!
The Blues Brothers' -the Awesome Cop Chase!
Blue Skied And Clear
I still have to read about the swinging sixties! sighhh. books go back in 8 hours and i have 20 pages of economics to read. funny how none of this relates what so ever to my dissertation. isnt my life just so funny. anyways i hope no one reads this, its just me starting out here. if anyone is reading this i hope you go to bed earlier than me! sleep well Gits
Blue
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Blue Sky
He opens me as a flower petal, Slowly opened by rain and takes of my nectar at his leisure, To savour as if so succulent and sweet, Aromas of pungent juices of opened love, And inhales as if it is the sweetest scent, Synchronized as the rhythm flows, To a fever pitch of raw animal need, Trembling hands reach to fist the sheets, I spread to urge you deeper into my wetness, And you burrow into my most secret place, You stoke the fire of my passion and I am fevered, As my body stiffens and I claim my release, The gift of your lava essence pools in my hotness, And we melt together as our fusion of lust is complete. commentburner.com I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU,MY LOVER, TO COME TO ME, TO STILL MY MIND, MY BODY, MY SOUL. YOUR ARMS BECOME MY SHROUND SO THAT I MAY FIND REST, AND YOU EMBRACE ME THROUGH UNDISTURBED SLUMBER. I WAKE TO WORDS YOU WHISPER AND THEY BIND MY MIND AS EROTICALLY AS THE VELVET ROPE THAT BIND MY WRISTS. MY DESIRE IS A FIRE THAT EVEN THE MOST TOR
Blue Eye Contest I'm In!!!!!!!!
The prize is a blast!!! So I need some help with this contest!!!! Bomb the hell out of it and rate it as much as possable!!!!!!!!! Just click on the pic below. Thanks
Blues4kali-a Cult Classic For The End Times
What will Winter Solstice bring in 2012? ...an instant of Karma? ...an ethereal spiral dance of the collective soul? ... cosmic judgment leveled against civilization's expanse? ...destruction of the world as we know it? ...a chance for a new start? ...the rise and the revenge of the Goddess? or simply another day in the life of paranoia? These are the false prophesies that your pastor warned you about! Reality Exchange Program "the South side of time..." Crazy Bear said there'd be days like this. As usual, no one believed him. Now, all I want to know is: where IS that lifeboat, and how DO I ditch this ship of fools, without any of these bliss ninnies noticing that I'm already gone? Captain, my ass. We are equal in this sea of madness. That iceberg is looking awfully big. Amana Mission is on a quest to save the world, and the only problem is, she can't remember why she got involved with such an obvious scam in the first place. Jesus saves. Christ. What a loser. Kali kills
Blue Bears
Bluebird
IM BACK, I LEFT THIS SITE WHEN THEY CHANGED THE FORMAT, BUT THE OTHER DAY I CHECKED IT AFTER 5 MONTH'S AND IT WAS BACK TO NORMAL.MY FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING WERE GONE BUT I WILL TRY IT AGAIN. I HAD SOME OF THE COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD HERE. WELL IM FUCKING BACK.
Blueyedixiegirl's Blog
So I got my heart broke once again. Why do I deserve to be lied to? I just found out that my whole 2 yrs relationship was full of lies and deceit. He said that he loved me. But tell me how you can love someone and lie to them all the time. I gave him everything even my heart. And he was careless with it. Now in my mind who can I trust now? Are there any men and can be truthful? So far I’m striking out. I am a great person with a caring heart. What did I do to be treated like shit? give her a hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you leave her sweet messages for when she wakes up sneak up behind her grab her by the waist do ANYTHING to make her smile ALWAYS make her laugh tell her shes beautiful not sexy tell her she has amazing eyes buy her things just because when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend say i love you to her face not just over the phone if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay NEVER
Blue
MR BLUE EYES@ CherryTAP do you think i am hot or not if not dont say any thing lol just like to say hello to all have a good day someone buy me a blast show me some love
Blue
Blueangelmomma
My Loving brother...Rest in Peace... Robert S. Culver Jr. 2/3/1963 - 2/13/2008 Do you ever wonder why some people are sick and some aren't...I seem to be one of the people who are sick all the time...if it isn't my asthma it's something else...most of this year so far i have been sick...just when i get better with one thing i get sick with another...now i am having to go to Cleveland Clinic to be checked out...I hope ya'll wish me luck and those of you who pray put me on ya prayer list..i sure could use it...Take care everyone and have a safe week!!! It's a wonder how people on here can be so very stupid..I sit and wonder if they just don't have a life or if they think long and hard how to make people just want to smack them...I am married...i have it posted on my profile...i make it no secret...I don't "play" with men on here I don't do anything inappropriate however...some really stupid people assume i still want to..why is that?...People need to put a cork in their heads to fix th
Blue Eyes
J: PEOPLE ADORE YOU E: YOU LIKE TO DRINK A LOT N: EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH N: EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH I: GREAT IN BED F: YOU ARE DEAD SEXY E: YOU LIKE TO DRINK A LOT R: UNBELIEVABLY GREAT IN BED Yep, those are all me....... A: FUCKING CRAZY ( IN A GOOD WAY) B: YOU LIKE PEOPLE C: ONE AN MILLION D: YOU ARE REALLY SILLY E: YOU LIKE TO DRINK A LOT F: YOU ARE DEAD SEXY G: YOU NEVER LET PEOPLE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO H: BEST BOY/GIRL FRIEND ANYONE CAN ASK FOR I: GREAT IN BED J: PEOPLE ADORE YOU K: YOU'RE ONE AN MILLION L: YOU LIKE TO DRANK M: GREAT IN BED N: EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH O: YOU ARE VERY JUDGMENTAL P: YOU ARE POPULAR WITH ALL TYPES OF PEOPLE Q: YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE R: UNBELIEVABLY GREAT IN BED S: YOU'RE VERY JUDGMENTAL T: YOU'RE LOYAL TO THOSE YOU LOVE U: YOU ARE VERY SILLY V: YOU ARE NOT JUDGMENTAL W: YOU ARE VERY BROAD MINDED X: YOU NEVER LET PEOPLE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO Y: YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD P
Blue Funk!!!
I just want to apologize to all for pretty much ignoring everyone and not answering comments or messages the past 3 weeks!! As a lot of you know, I had major surgery (back/spinal), and I have some other crap, going on in my life, and between that, the pain, the meds, the fact that i cant ride most of the summer,(!!!), I sunk into a deep depression. I lost all interest in most everything. I not only had nothing to say to my friends here, but pretty much my friends in RL too. I'm sorry. BUT, now I am off all meds, pain is pretty much gone, still hate my brace, but oh well! LOL! As far as the rest, it's still in my life but I am dealing a little better with it. S00000000, I AM BACK!!!! HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
Blue Moon
Blue Moon I hear whispered incantations. Can ya feel it in the breeze? Do ya get the same sensations, When the full moon starts to tease? Even in the light of daytime It's found tuggin' at my soul. As it screams to me of playtime And this need to to shed control. Oh I gotta get a handle, But I wanna let it fly. Wanna be a part of scandle - If I don't I'm gonna die. Baby, come a little closer - let your inhibitions free. I'm a lover - a composer and this moon is callin me. Now slide on over - saddle up And show me what ya got. Lemme look into that face I cup And lick that special spot. Cause tonight wer'e gonna let it rip Like we ain't never done. In a ragin' esoteric trip 'cause were the only ones. Oh it goes so deep and warmin' as we unleash our desires. Now we get our hands to swarmin' As we cradle passions fires. Then you wrap your very essence 'round my crazy twichin' mind. Let this Blue Moon’s luminescence feed our beings intertwin
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The Blue Ninja- The Drink.
So back when I was in college, I got the nick name of the Blue Ninja...Here is how. I hung out in this little bar under Speedy's in Morgantown. Thursdays were like $4 pitchers of Blue Kamikazes. I became know as Blue, because I would be doubling down with one pitcher in each hand -- and these were the big, heavy glass beer pitchers. I became well known for drinking hard and sharing my "blues." Then one day, I am in early, and Tony, the bartender, says, "Come, here, I got something for you to try." He makes a BK and then ducks under the bar to add something extra. I drank and it hit me like a ton of bricks. "I am going to name after you, the Blue Ninja, because it is like a Kamikazi, but it sneaks up on you and kicks your ass." THe secret ingredient - 9 shots of Everclear. (nine is a mystical number to the ninja.)
Blue
Have you ever just felt so damn blue? Just after all the rush and chaos of life slows to a halt and you are left standing there wondering what just happened, and it hits you that you missed something. Makes me blue, makes me wonder if anyone knows me. Leaves you wondering if the life you lead is the right way. So many telling you that your life is the bomb, but yet where are they when you need them? Or is it me not letting them in? And why not? You ever wish to let someone in to the point that you are thinking about it all the time? I hate when i start worrying what someone will think of me. Standing up for who you are takes guts, believing in yourself takes guts too. Sometimes though, your 'guts' get torn right out. I know though, that all you can do is be yourself, others will come and go, some will stay. I hope the ones i wish to know all about stay forever.
Blue Eyed Angel
Hi, I'm a senior in college just waiting to graduate! I am moving to Austin next summer, so if anyones from Austin let me know what I'm in for. I'm not looking for someone special I already have that. I just wanna have fun and meet new people, so if you looking for a long term relationship keep looking cause I'm not for you!! If you wanna know anything else just hit me up. Bye
Blue Blog
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements
Blue
Recently I have been chatting with a guy that I have known for years, personally.  Chatting, casual flirting but nothing serious.  This week however, out of the blue he blocked me without a reason why.  He won't email me or text me or anything to tell me.  Yes it hurt my feelings some.  I just don't understand why he would do this.  It just doesn't make any sense to me.    Any comments or thoughts?  Please let me know if something similar has happened to you.   I just hope one day he can tell why he broke off the friendship and blocked.  I am going to miss my friend. I am kinda down in the dumps today. I was thinking on my way home from work this evening on my life and what I have accomplished. In some aspects it's great. I have a great job, I have money to pay my expenses, I have a car, and recently I purchased a new home. What more can I ask for? Well, a lover would be nice. I just don't understand why I don't have one. Am I too ugly? Do I deserve to have one? Am I too
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The Blues Vox
Here's a video from one of our oldest and best local blues bands. Big Babe Martin on guitar and he is awesome. I did Blues Radio for 14 years and saw a lot of bluesmen over the years and he is one of the best. He used to get up on stage with Albert Collins and those 2 would rock the house. Awesome stuff I hope you enjoy it. Hey everybody Laid back Thursday here today. Weekends winding down and its wow where did all those days off go time almost. Of course you can understand how that happens when theres only 5 of them . The eclipse the other night inspired me and proved I could use more practice with my camera so I have been playing outside after dark some and wanted to share a few of my experiments. Hope you all have a good night and talk to you soon. _/ Click to enlarge
Blue Eyes
Bluerose
If you come accrose something in life you love dont let it go IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will alway
@bluenet Radio
just click on the banner up DJ Broadcasters / Promotion Wanted Please read below before submitting we need a lot of DJ's for @bluenet Radio DJ APPLICATION Fill in the form and submit it to us. No experience necessary but reliability and commitment essential. A small recorded sample in mp3 format will be required If your application looks good to us, you can expect an e-mail from one of us. You'll soon find yourself playing the music of your choice over the Internet. To over 56 different country'sAND HAVE YOU EVER WONTED TO BE A DJ? IT IS VERY EASY AND WE WILL TRAIN ANYONE TO DO THIS WE HAVE DAYTIME AND EARLY EVENING AND OVERNIGHT POSITIONS AVAILABLE SO PLEASE SEND ME A PM IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN A DJ POSITION ! LIKE I SAID IT IS VERY SIMPLE TO DO ! Please upgrade your Media player So far you saw what i done with some picture of friends or mind and soon will come more and some i couldnt put it on my folder because it's up
Blue October/ Blizzard
This is a blog from my myspace...but it a good one. I thought I would share.... OMFG..... YEAH I went to see Blue October at the vogue last night in Indy... is you jealous???? ..lol .....It was a journey..... Let me tell you.....  Well I heard Blue October was coming to town.... and I didn't have anyone to go with me..... and I was telling my friend Amber and she was like I will go... so I was like Sweet... so we got our tickets.... and I got a sitter all lined up... and everything was set ... until the night before the show.. the weather man proceeded to tell Indiana that shit loads of the white stuff ( snow) was going to be falling upon us in the afternoon the next day.... and I was like great.... but I prayed and prayed I asked God to hold off until I was back home safe in my bed....but if he couldn't stop it please let us have a safe trip... and I was telling everyone to pray for us.... I work 3rd and I went to bed at 11 and Amber called and woke me up after 2 sometime..
Blue Balls!!!!! Lol
Blue And June
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than one time and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing to fast, and You'll eventually loose someone you love, so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you have never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you will never get back. pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them u
The Blue Lounge!!
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ¢¾DjSexyBiootch¢¾BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar 'DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar THE BLUE LOUNGE PROUDLY PRESENTS THE BLUE LOUNGE HOTTIE'S ..................... evil angel ~ Blue Lounge Manager ~@ fubar DJ Gem~ Bigs Queen~Daddys Freak~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~ A Tru Blu Bitch ~
Blue Lounge
HEY ALL YOU SEXY ASSES, COME JOIN ME IN THE BLUE LOUNGE http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50797
Blue Lounge
IF SO BRING IT WITH YA & COME CHECK OUT YA BOY L.O.C. LIVE @ THE BLUE LOUNGE DJ L.O.C.~~Owner/DJ JUST CLICK HERE AND ENTER THE (BLUE) LOUNGE (repost of original by 'DJ L.O.C. ~Blue Lounge Boss~' on '2007-11-09 12:51:06') (repost of original by '.::Juggal3tt3 Princ3ss::.Bartender@Blue Lounge¢¾Wiccan Wifey' on '2007-11-09 12:53:14') (repost of original by 'DJ L.O.C. ~Blue Lounge Boss~' on '2007-11-09 14:27:02') (repost of original by 'evil angel ~Drunk Goddess & Manager of the Blue Lounge~' on '2007-11-09 14:56:26') (repost of
Blue Balls
BLUE BALLS (Dedicated to Dr Maxsmart) "I think I have a problem, Doc," says the patient, "One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed. "Are you crazy?" bursts the patient, "How could I let you do such a thing to me?" "You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, and the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed. Two weeks after the operation, he comes back. "Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too." Again, the doctor tells him if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off, too and, again, the man is very reluctant to the idea. "Hey, you want to die?" asks the doc, and the patient has to agree with the operation. But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returns to the doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue." After briefly examining the patient
Blue Ghost
This is so cool... check this video out... What do you think! The blue ghost video in Ohio gas station. Web link to: _http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/11/14/lai.gas.ghost.woio_
Blue Eyed Lioness Lair
I have to share this story with my friends. I have a Sony DVD/VHS combo with dubbing capacity and DVD recording capability. ** Well, I rented the Royal Rumble ahead of time and was going to record it on DVD. I thought the process would be simple. Put the DVD in and press record. Much to my dismay...here's what happened! A message appeared saying unformatted disc was inserted. Then, the message said, please wait formatting disc in progress. Well, the DVD never got formatted and the formatting process continued and the STOP button wouldn't work. So, I unplugged the recorder thinking it would reset itself and I could stop the formatting process before it started up again. Damn! Was I wrong about that! The bloody thing kept formatting. I tried to eject the disc and the eject button wouldn't stop the formatting process either. So, I ended up having to record the Rumble on VHS instead. I'm glad I can record on VHS and watch a DVD at the same time without any problems or vice ver
Blues And Tattoo's
i opened a new lounge for those into blues music and tattoo's;. looking for people that need others to talk to about tattoo shops,artists,styles and of course the blues music lost ( muddy water,bb king, chicago slim, ect
Blue Sky
When do stars fade their light? Does the moon and the sun make it right For you the world maybe Like an endless storm chasing a mystery Is there hate in your heart? Does your body drop and tell you to stop Loving you or loving me When it all falls down you just sing with me Coz there's a blue sky waiting tomorrow Waiting tomorrow shining and shimmering A blue sky waiting tomorrow Waiting tomorrow Maybe it's all we need Oh don't you wash away that smile You just look out the window and see the light It's beautiful to be alive It's wonderful to live a life The sun is sure to shine For you and me for everyone So don't be sad it's just the start Of a new beginning in your life Rain will keep on pouring Some things you can't control And while the sun seems far and hard to hold It will unfold There will always be a blue sky A blue sky waiting tomorrow
Blueeyes
Blue
Blue Sky
Blue Angels, Thunderbirds
Blue Moon
Blue Eye's
"blue Seas"...new Fubar Lounge
A Blue Rose 2 You...my Friend
The blue rose is so rare Like the friendship between me and you They are so seldom seen Because they come so very few They are sent here by God Like all living things To be enjoyed by us all With the happiness that it brings They shine like a star Flickering in the night Just another way for us to know Everythings going to be alright So when you find a blue rose Please handle it with care Then find you a good friend With whom you might want to share I'm sending you my blue rose To let you know what I think of you Now pass it on to someone else Who you think is a good friend too
Blues
Blue Eyes...
Okay, it seems like I have been plagued by something unusual. Eyes…oh-so-blue…limpid pools of blue…intense…the most intensely blue eyes watching me, following me and my every move. No facial features…just a haziness and those eyes. It was kind of eerie at first. I was kind of freaked out. I lay there in bed for a few minutes until I was completely confounded. Then, I realized whose eyes those were. They were yours…I remembered standing at the bottom of the stairs in my garage and looking up into your face. There…there were those eyes again. It was you. Well, motherfuck! Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it all day long. Dammit, Mike, it’s all your fault! Every color of blue I would see…I would try and compare it to those eyes…you know…the sky is the closest I came to a perfect match. What the Hell?!!!

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