A cocky BIA employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old Indian.
He told the Indian, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."
The old Indian said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
The BIA employee said, "I have the authority of the United States
Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on Indian land."
So the old Indian went about his farm chores.
Later, he heard loud screams and saw the BIA employee running
for the fence and close behind was the Indian's prize bull.
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!!
The old Indian called out, "Show him your card!!"
